Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: Nancy Pelosi Put Me On Committees Which Are Like Totally So Busy! I Think She's Trying to Overwork Me So I Cannot Do My Real Job, Which Is Tweeting and Instagramming.

Ol' Tombstone Teeth is yapping again.



More at the Daily Mail:

Nancy Pelosi delivered a harsh lecture to her Democratic lawmakers, warning them to stop tweeting about their colleagues

'You got a complaint? You come and talk to me about it. But do not tweet about our Members and expect us to think that that is just ok,' she said

Pelosi met with Democratic lawmakers at the Capitol Wednesday morning
She warned them to watch their public spats

Her lecture came after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said she has not spoken to the speaker in months

She also claimed Democratic leadership gave her prominent committee assignments in an attempt to keep her busy

'I was assigned to some of the busiest committees and four subcommittees. So my hands are full. And sometimes I wonder if they're trying to keep me busy'

The freshman Democrat made her comments to the New Yorker podcast

Ocasio-Cortez also said too much power in Congress is given to the speaker

Pelosi and 'the squad' - four young liberal lawmakers - got in a public feud

'All these people have their public whatever and their Twitter world. But they didn't have any following,' Pelosi said of them

She was so busy with her committee homework she only had time to go on to the media and announce her plans to eradicate not just ICE, not just Customs, but DHS as well.

And I don't think she's just talking about the bureaucracy overlaying the individual parts of it.

During an interview with The New Yorker Radio Hour's David Remnick, Ocasio-Cortez appeared to blame the Bush administration for initially forming the agency back in 2002 in the wake of the terrorist attacks on September 11th.

"I feel like we are, at a very, it's a very qualified and supported position, at least in terms of evidence, and in terms of being able to make the argument that we never should've created DHS in the early 2000s," said Ocasio-Cortez. She went on to say that she supported abolishing ICE, a common rallying cry among House Democrats.


"Would you get rid of the Department of Homeland Security, too?" Remnick asked.

"I think so," she replied. "I think we need to undo a lot of the egregious mistakes that the Bush administration did."

Oh, and Ilhan Omar, the Congresswoman who is palpably pro-Al Qaeda, called for ending the Customs and Border Protection service, which just happens to be the organization which would, for example, try to stop a dirty bomb from being smuggled into the country.

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., sounded off on Custom and Border Protection (CBP) on Wednesday, calling for its elimination.

CBP has been under fire over alleged conditions at detention centers along the southern border. It has also taken heat over revelations involving a Facebook group where Border Patrol agents made derogatory posts about immigrants and certain lawmakers, including freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y.


Appearing on the BET digital series "Black Coffee," Omar grouped CBP with other "rogue agencies" lacking in accountability and transparency.


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Posted by: Ha at July 10, 2019 01:14 PM (MAstk)

2 She is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:16 PM (sjdRT)

3 When I first read this I thought, good on ya Nancy. Brilliant idea.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:16 PM (vEIlU)

4 She's wonderfully stupid. She's exactly what we need.

Posted by: torabora at July 10, 2019 01:16 PM (Y274z)

5 I am so loving this cat fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:16 PM (ptqGC)

6 These new pumped up dumb bitches in congress are a hoot....but dangerous.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 01:17 PM (AjVAj)

7 "Mom is making me wash dishes tonight because she's big meanie."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

8 Snortworthy, she is. But a minor player, so...


OTOH, DHS was an historically idiotic idea. That's when I bailed on Georgie...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:17 PM (6qErC)

9 Which committees are those???

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (9iLHi)

10 'I was assigned to some of the busiest committees and four subcommittees. So my hands are full. And sometimes I wonder if they're trying to keep me busy'[/i

I bet she's never seen hard work in her life. Her committee work is probably nothing compared to what a normal American does in one day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (vEIlU)

11 oh good god, god forbid she actually has to work.

I'm sure they didn't tell her that would be a requirement when they convinced her to run...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (8D42x)

12 Next, Nancy should have her mix drinks at the next prog soiree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

13 I have zero sympathy for Pelosi as Occasional Cortex is the inevitable and totally predictable outcome of what Pelosi and her radical, un-American Democrat Party have been cultivating for the last several decades. Reap what you sow, assholes.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (w+jpq)

14 She's on Trump's payroll. Has to be.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (gC2IV)

15 Hikes leg. *FARTS*
Back to you Chet.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (OG7NC)

16 As I said this morning Donky-Chompers will be gone in 2020 as she is redistricted out.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (mpXpK)

17 How do words escape past those tower teeth?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (sm6Pk)

18 Next, Nancy should have her mix drinks at the next prog soiree."

"mix"? Like with a spoon?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)

19 Next, Nancy should have her mix drinks at the next prog soiree.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------
Is she on the House Oversight of Bartenders Committee?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (9iLHi)

20 Hey, for only 175 grand a year, you don't expect her to actually work, do you?

Posted by: West at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (7Fa8Y)

21 I am sure Nancy is waiting for the day that someone primaries P.I.T.A. #1.
And could all the work she is giving donkey chompers prevent her from campaigning effectually? Hmmmmmm

Posted by: Scuba Dude at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (Oq/TM)

22 Pretty sure there's a video out there that explains this called something like "A Millennial Job Interview."

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (+H0tZ)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

24 These new pumped up dumb bitches in congress are a hoot....but dangerous.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 01:17 PM (AjVAj)

I originally read that as "... pump and dump bitches..."

and I thought of her a sinema...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (8D42x)

25 willowed:

411 Vanity Fair implying that Trump knew about BJ Clenis's trips to Pedo Island.
https://tinyurl.com/y2hgnq6v
Interesting way to smear Trump.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 01:07 PM (pw+jk)


What was left unsaid? Anything about Trump going to Epstein's island.

What was unsaid is more significant.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 10, 2019 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (hLRSq)

26 Would it be possible for her to name ANYTHING about America that she actually likes or embraces?

Bueller?

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (gz0Wm)

27 She looks constipated.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (NWiLs)

28 Oh, and Ilhan Omar, the Congresswoman who is palpably pro-Al Qaeda, called for ending the Customs and Border Protection service, which just happens to be the organization which would, for example, try to stop a dirty bomb from being smuggled into the country.

like Tucker said, she and her ilk are a danger to this country

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (vEIlU)

29 Get rid of DHS. I'm not sure how I feel about finally finding a point of agreement with this bint.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (flbmJ)

30 AOC is anti-Bush ... and so are most Trump voters, at this point. Or I would guess many see Bushies and Clintons as the globalist uniparty ... and they see that as corrupt and anti-American.


More reason for the moderate middle to vote for Trump 2020.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

31 Back to you Chet."

Sure thing, David...

(how old are we????)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (6qErC)

32 Rush going on Rapinoe now.

She's a clueless clitlicker.

Trump's message is excluding her.

What?!?

Dumbfuck.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

33 So the representative is miffed that she is expected to, like, work and stuff?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

34 "I feel like we are, at a very, it's a very qualified and supported
position, at least in terms of evidence, and in terms of being able to
make the argument that we never should've created DHS in the early
2000s," said Ocasio-Cortez. She went on to say that she supported
abolishing ICE, a common rallying cry among House Democrats.



Can someone interpret this for me? I don't speak "idiot."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

35 She always seems to have the expression of a woman giving birth to a bowling ball. While saying "Like, this sucks? A bowling ball? And, like, this sucks?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

36 and I thought of her a sinema...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (8D42x)

An AOC/Sinema sex tape?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

37 Time to have her fill out her hour by hour schedule for the next two weeks.

Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (vd8XM)

38 >An AOC/Sinema sex tape?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)


That perked you right the hell up, didn't it?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (sjdRT)

39 AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics. I'm surprised it took her this long to realize the leadership is trying to bury her out of sight.

Sadly, she'll win reelection again and again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (bkUtD)

40 @31
Old like Vic Id venture.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (OG7NC)

41 Crying next to a fence of an empty parking lot is hard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (l385S)

42 Don't Tweet about Members is good advice.




Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (aiRAB)

43 "I feel like we are, at a very, it's a very qualified and supported position, at least in terms of evidence, and in terms of being able to make the argument that we never should've created DHS in the early 2000s," said Ocasio-Cortez




Is there an translation to English for this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (mpeBU)

44 To be fair, I would guess she never had to work before in any job, just strap on the kneepads and keep the boss happy, show up for a few hours and hang out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

45 Pelosi: "Alexandra, when you're finished with that stack of paperwork, I've got some files that need organizing."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

46 AOC has already lost her constituencies support. She cannot survive this.

She thinks her job is to grandstand on a pedestal all day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (vEIlU)

47 Newly appointed SCOTUS associate justices are given menial tasks like getting coffee at meetings. Pelosi should send AOC and the gang out to Anacostia Park for ribs at zero dark thirty.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (C1Lsn)

48 Abolish ICE = you crazy, girl.
Abolish DHS and stop security check welfare = "Wait, the American people declared AOC our queen? Wuuhhaaaaaat??"

Posted by: trev006 at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (LR3Y8)

49 A broken clock?

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (q177U)

50 She looks constipated.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (NWiLs)


Butt plugs tend to plug butts.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Wait. I thought congressmen spent all day golfing with lobbyists. You mean they "work"?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (dNzKv)

52 ok, so now having broken rule #1 and read the content, I have to agree with her about DHS, but for completely different reasons I'm sure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (8D42x)

53 >>>Rush going on Rapinoe now.



MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

I did hear she dropped an MF bomb on live today. All class.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (bkUtD)

54 I bet she can fake one hell of an orgasm.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (13dPG)

55 Work, work, work. I have a cabinet department to dismantle and a border to open up.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocassionally-Coherent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (6e1eX)

56 Dems are so cute when they pretend to be grown-ups.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2019 01:23 PM (6Riez)

57 She's never had a real job and clearly never studied at Boston University.

So this work shit is hard for her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:23 PM (l385S)

58 Never thought DHS was a good idea.
But I though of that long before AOC enjoyed her first gum cleaning, so she's just stealing my idea.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 01:23 PM (axyOa)

59 I agree with AOC. Nancy Pelosi is a piece of shit. Hope AOC smacks that bitch around.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 01:23 PM (2LelM)

60
Trump's message is excluding her.
What?!?
Dumbfuck.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)


She actually is correct, but I think not in the way she means. Trumps message is "Make America Great Again", Soccer-ho has made it very clear she hates America.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 10, 2019 01:23 PM (kUmUV)

61 Is there an translation to English for this?"

*sends up signal for Sign Language Guy*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:23 PM (6qErC)

62 we never should've created DHS in the early 2000s


Wow. I agree with her on something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (dNzKv)

63 55 I bet she can fake one hell of an orgasm.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (13dPG)

You have no idea.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (u9hp4)

64 I gotta congratulate Ilhan Omar. There have been a LOT of influences on me as I've moved so far to the right as to be uncategorizable. But if I had to pick a single person, or the "event of" a singe person, her election to Congress is what pushed me out of anything approaching mainstream conservatism.

As in, "I used to read William Raspberry and smile and disagree; now my STARTING POINT is capital punishment for traitors and (or) bankers".

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (w5Kav)

65 I saw Ol' Tombstone Teeth open for Whitesnake at The Forum in '09.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (7Z+0v)

66 You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the private sector. They expect "results".

Posted by: Dr. Raymond Stantz at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

67 Rest assured, they would replace DHS with something far worse. Its their nature.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (OG7NC)

68 Anon a mouse,
You gonna make the TxMoMe this year?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (9iLHi)

69 Butt plugs tend to plug butts.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM

Not me. I roto-rooter them.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (CR79h)

70 55 I bet she can fake one hell of an orgasm.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (13dPG)

*************

she can fake an entire marriage

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 10, 2019 01:24 PM (w5Kav)

71 AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics. I'm surprised it took her this long to realize the leadership is trying to bury her out of sight.

Sadly, she'll win reelection again and again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (bkUtD)

________

Phew

Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (flINI)

72 44 Is there an translation to English for this?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (mpeBU)

"HEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (sm6Pk)

73 >>>Rush going on Rapinoe now.



MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

I did hear she dropped an MF bomb on live today. All class.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (bkUtD)


Tami posted a tweet earlier where Rapinoe was in the parade, holding a bottle of champagne in one fist and the trophy in the other, yelling, "I DESERVE THIS!"

The irony of those spoiled princesses on French soil a month after we honored those who sacrificed their lives on the beaches at Normandy is lost on these twits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

74 She is the hardest working person in the three branches of Congress.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (l385S)

75 and I thought of her a sinema...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (8D42x)

An AOC/Sinema sex tape?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

they better hurry before they pass their sell by date, but I think it would do VERY brisk business...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (8D42x)

76 I bet she can fake one hell of an orgasm.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (13dPG)


Hee haw. Hee haw.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (aS1PU)

77 The Democrats will make it mandatory to watch women's pro sports.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (AjVAj)

78
"I feel like we are, at a very, it's a very qualified and supported
position, at least in terms of evidence, and in terms of being able to
make the argument that we never should've created DHS in the early
2000s," said Ocasio-Cortez


This half-wit appparently learned words but missed the classes where they teach you to put them together coherently.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (w+jpq)

79 "I feel like we are, at a very, it's a very qualified and supported position, at least in terms of evidence, and in terms of being able to make the argument that we never should've created DHS in the early 2000s," said Ocasio-Cortez.


She make big accident an say something smart.
She must be clock.
Her hands full.

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (lkl+P)

80 Wow, who knew it would be so much work to be a Congressman - like, they actually think you should *earn* your $175,000 annual salary or something?!


Exit question: Is there Anything that AOC won't complain about? She is the ultimate whiny beyoootch.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

81
I did hear she dropped an MF bomb on live today. All class.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (bkUtD)


She said NY is the MF best........

She hates America and all she stands for because she chose a life of blasphemy and doesn't feel accepted enough with her millions of dollars and surrounded by lezbos.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

82 How DARE the Speaker of the House forbid someone from tweeting! Our recent manufacturing of the law was very clear.

Posted by: Judge Punchy Macademia at July 10, 2019 01:26 PM (Z04f8)

83 >>>Tami posted a tweet earlier where Rapinoe was in the parade, holding a bottle of champagne in one fist and the trophy in the other, yelling, "I DESERVE THIS!"



She is literally and figuratively the Ugly American. She's 34, so her World Cup career is likely over. She can regale her fifty cats about the time she said F Trump.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:26 PM (bkUtD)

84 Rush going on Rapinoe now.



MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

I did hear she dropped an MF bomb on live today. All class.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM


****

Lets face it, she' just a dumb jock.
Not very bright.
Does one thing well and it's made her a million bucks.
Now she has all manner of libs blowing smoke up her butt and thinks she's hot shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 01:26 PM (axyOa)

85 Rapinoe? Oh, gee, an angry lesbian.

What a rarity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:26 PM (l385S)

86 "I feel like we are, at a very, it's a very qualified and supported position, at least in terms of evidence, and in terms of being able to make the argument that we never should've created DHS in the early 2000s," said Ocasio-Cortez.

This is what counts as "educated" in America today.

No wonder we're 120th in education.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Does this scrunt ever stop complaining?

She got the committee assignments she asked for and now she's whining that it is too much work?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2019 01:27 PM (PxX58)

88 I hate to sound impolite but she looks like she's getting a blast of surprise cum on her face.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:27 PM (q177U)

89 I bet she can fake one hell of an orgasm.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (13dPG)

Hee haw. Hee haw.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 01:25 PM (aS1PU)

_______

Watch it... She bite

Posted by: Mr. Ed at July 10, 2019 01:27 PM (flINI)

90 I'll bet AOC was a hoot to manage back when she was a bartender.

Boss: "hey Alex, there's a customer down there who needs a drink."
AOC: "Come ON, can't you see I'm busy?"
Boss: "Busy? You're just standing their talking."
AOC: *rolls eyes* "Just Talking? This is an important Customer!!!! This is why I'm here!!!"
Boss: "That's your boyfriend, and you've been flirting with him for the last 20 minutes, and you haven't made a single drink. Except for him. And I got paying customers stacked 5 deep."
AOC: "You are so SEXIST!!! You think you can tell me what to do, who do you think you are, my Boss or something?"
Boss: *gives up, just starts mixing drinks himself.*

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

91 >> I have zero sympathy for Pelosi as Occasional Cortex is the inevitable and totally predictable outcome of what Pelosi and her radical, un-American Democrat Party have been cultivating for the last several decades. Reap what you sow, assholes.



Yes, this.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (bDqIh)

92 Moar evidence women should never have been allowed the vote.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (2LelM)

93 "we never should've created DHS in the early 2000s





Wow. I agree with her on something
. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"

Dems are right once in a while but it is always by accident AOC has no idea why getting rid of DHS is probably a good idea, just that opposing anything from Republicans is the moral thing to do. And right side of history.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (6Riez)

94 Ah, the work ethic of the young commie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

95 Rapinoe? Oh, gee, an angry lesbian.

What a rarity.

------

*taps chins*


Perhaps... guys ..... we should reconsider letting trans girls compete on womens teams. Just a thought.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

96 55 I bet she can fake one hell of an orgasm.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 01:22 PM (13dPG)

Yeah, but it's in Millenial: "Like, oh my God? Like, I'm coming?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

97 87 Rapinoe? Oh, gee, an angry lesbian.

What a rarity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:26 PM (l385S)

**************

Exactly what I thought. "Who, me, a stereotype? Sure I hate conservative white males and I'm crude and generally unpleasant in word and deed and I look like a high school boy's cross country runner, but... what was the first thing again?"

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (w5Kav)

98 87 Rapinoe? Oh, gee, an angry lesbian.

What a rarity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:26 PM (l385S)

And that's part of why she's so bitter.

She's gone out of the way to "be different", but she's not!

There are hundreds of thousands of angry lesbians with purple hair just like her.

She doesn't stand out, she's not special, she's not extra-worthy of attention.

And it's eating at her minute by minute.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (sm6Pk)

99 "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and ...

They can be arrested day one for not supporting the Constitution. Or,,,,,, is the oath just folly?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (9PtLS)

100 She's a straight-up dumbass, voted in by a dumbass electorate.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

101 Frankly I have socks that are smarter than Donkey Chompers and the IED Queen.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (oh2fB)

102 Yeah, Rush had a great opening monologue today.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (q177U)

103 Rapinoe gets a second 15 minutes.

"Whelp, I better use it to virtue signal Orangemanbad"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (dNzKv)

104 No way a dumb chick her age did not record herself having sex or at least take pictures.We will be seeing it in the near future.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (AjVAj)

105
Moar evidence women should never have been allowed the vote.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (2LelM)

------

You misspelled "shoes"....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

106 I saw The Angry Lesbians open for the Angry Samoans back in 83!

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (aiRAB)

107 Moar evidence women should never have been allowed the vote.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 01:28 PM (2LelM)

I'm beginning to question the wisdom of letting them out of the kitchen...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (8D42x)

108 Ocasio she good for motor boating. Both ways.

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (lkl+P)

109 Constitution i am a little embarrassed.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (9PtLS)

110 >>You misspelled "shoes".


Soccer players call them Boots.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (aiRAB)

111 Donkey Teeth must have been some bartender.

Hey, where's my drink?

I'm very busy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (oh2fB)

112 at the same time, Rapinoe is right to hate me, because I fucking hate her too

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (w5Kav)

113 *preps flamethrower*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

114 "I have zero sympathy for Pelosi as Occasional Cortex is the inevitable and totally predictable outcome of what Pelosi and her radical, un-American Democrat Party have been cultivating for the last several decades. Reap what you sow, assholes."

Just like on campuses, with Liberal professors living in fear of Progressive psychopaths.

Posted by: Paging Dr. Frankenstein at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (4Eo4+)

115
"Would you get rid of the Department of Homeland Security, too?" Remnick asked.

"I think so," she replied.


No more feel-ups at the airport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (aKsyK)

116 I ordered one of those Golden scalp weasel Punisher hats last night. Looking forward to sowing confusion in the community.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (sjdRT)

117 26 Would it be possible for her to name ANYTHING about America that she actually likes or embraces?

Bueller?

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM (gz0Wm)

_____


Ol' White Male Tombstones FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (7Z+0v)

118 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of letting them out of the kitchen...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM (8D42x)


No shoes you no wear shoe

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (lkl+P)

119 DHS was another GW gift to America that keeps on giving.Just what we needed a new giant bureaucracy!

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (AjVAj)

120 You misspelled "shoes".


Soccer players call them Boots.
Posted by: garrett



Don't know why. They're only a hair more than a track shoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (HDCbD)

121


CNBC just showed video of the dyke kick ball parade. Along the route there was a YUGE Trump 2020 flag. I don't suppose that was the work of any of our NYC people?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (mpeBU)

122 I saw the Angry Lesbians open for each other once. It cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (CR79h)

123 If Trump isn't paying AOC under the table he should be

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (rJ9Bq)

124 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of letting them out of the kitchen...


*preps flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I hear the song of My People....

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (Z04f8)

125 I ordered one of those Golden scalp weasel Punisher hats last night. Looking forward to sowing confusion in the community.
Posted by: Muad'dib
----
Wait...what is this hat??? link?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (9iLHi)

126 Democrat Jeanine Shaheen ask Admiral Fallen at yesterday's SOUTHCOM hearing if he was making a push to get more women involved In the DoD. Not the right people. More women.

This way, you can have this level of hateful incompetence in our defense network.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (oh2fB)

127 There is nothing more important than Instagraming.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (vtcmf)

128 She looks constipated.
No shit?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (Dh1wo)

129 50 A broken clock?
Posted by: Max Power

Nah, a broken clock is capable of being right twice in one day.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (fzLlD)

130 She doesn't stand out, she's not special, she's not extra-worthy of attention.

And it's eating at her minute by minute.
Posted by: Hikaru


At least something is eating her.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (HDCbD)

131 To keep Sandy Donkey Chompers busy requires placing her in a round room and telling her there is a new green deal in the corner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (pw+jk)

132 ok, so now having broken rule #1 and read the content, I have to agree with her about DHS

I can't exactly tell what she's saying but I think I agree yeah. The DHS should have just been a coordination agency, a clearing house to allow agencies to communicate and share data.

Instead Bush turned it into his CIA dad's wet dream of a super intelligence agency with no restrictions and able to work in the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

133 This is now ancient history, especially in our new era of "year zero", but Pelosi herself was an active member of a similar "young guns" overthrow of the Democrat establishment in the House back in the late 80s. They wanted, and got, seniority removed for committee and chair assignments. It moved the party out to the far left field it is today.

How schadenfreudelicious *this* is now.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (ijEPD)

134 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of its own.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (JUUk1)

135 I think joncelli is right, AOC definitely cums in uptalk with vocal fry.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (84wAH)

136 she must be one stupid SOB

It's not even funny anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (3gwtv)

137 AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics."

There's a lot of there, there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)

138 ...and toothpaste.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (vtcmf)

139
*preps flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

-----

Heya there darlin'.

You just us know if'n you need some help gittin that thing lit. Would want you breakin a nail or anything.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

140 Every time I think of the US "Womens" team, I am reminded they lost to the FC Dallas Under-15 team in 2017.

I just laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (VWp7G)

141 Botox and Chomp have much in common. In fact I would say the only difference is the square yards of hide each stretches over their frames. Also the chomptits are still uphill of her navel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (OG7NC)

142 >>I saw the Angry Lesbians open for each other once. It cannot be unseen.

Smells like Sapho's Locker Room in here?

Who cut the rug?


Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (aiRAB)

143 John Wayne said, ' To bad children have to grow up into people'.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (9PtLS)

144 Then there came a time when party leaders became frightened of the Red Brigade.

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 01:34 PM (gmo/4)

145 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's
beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John
Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a
name of its own.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (JUUk1)


The angry chin muskrat?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

146 I'm sure they didn't tell her that would be a requirement when they convinced her to run...
======

Seriously, she probably actually thought it was like some kind of monarch position - just make proclamations from on high.

No doubt in my mind.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

147 > Soccer players call them Boots.

> Posted by: garrett


"Maize. You call it corn."
Wait, no, I was thinking of Elizabeth Warren.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:34 PM (JUUk1)

148 I guess what she's saying, is...I can do a lot more tweeting, grandstanding & generally drawing attention to myself & of course, all the things causing climate change(tm) [e.g. garbage disposal units] than actually legislating. After all, I put forward some pretty sweet legislation & it wasn't passed. I mean what's the point folks?

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (Q15+6)

149 Here we go with the gender wars again.

*initiates popcorn cycle on microwave*

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (q177U)

150 So sick of listening to this bitch complain. Every day is a new outrage.

At least Chewbacca STFU once in a while.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (kAmIN)

151 I think that my perched-on-the-toilet-seat look is quite becoming.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (vtcmf)

152 Botox and Chomp have much in common. In fact I would say the only difference is the square yards of hide each stretches over their frames. Also the chomptits are still uphill of her navel.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (OG7NC)

________

I was thinking the same thing. Pelousy has some substantial sweater meat

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (flINI)

153 Lying bitch:

You don't get put on any committees unless you asked.

Each member submits a list of committees they'd like to be on.

Then the leadership goes through the lists and fills the committees.

Seniority gets the best ones first.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (k81AA)

154 Democrat Jeanine Shaheen ask Admiral Fallen at yesterday's SOUTHCOM hearing if he was making a push to get more women involved In the DoD. Not the right people. More women.

This way, you can have this level of hateful incompetence in our defense network.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM


****

Incredible stupidity.
He should of said "Why yes we are! We in the Navy are spending millions in Recruiting. Of course we need to compete against businesses needing entry level workers and colleges, but hey, we have openings every day for women."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (axyOa)

155 Appearing on the BET digital series "Black Coffee," Omar grouped CBP with other "rogue agencies" lacking in accountability and transparency.

If she didn't mention ATF...I don't wanna hear about it.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (ykq7q)

156 How can AOC handle all this work when she has daily dental appointments?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (VWp7G)

157 > The angry chin muskrat?
Hmmm.... possible. It really does look good on him, though.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (JUUk1)

158 139 I think joncelli is right, AOC definitely cums in uptalk with vocal fry.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (84wAH)

You're the beeeessssst?

Posted by: AOC in afterglow at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

159 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of letting them out of the kitchen...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 01:29 PM

I always wondered why some families had more kids than others. The men in my family didn't make their wives sleep in the kitchen.

And everyone had to wear shoes in the barnyard.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (/+bwe)

160 130 We're on it!
The US Navy

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (AjVAj)

161 O/T: Angela Merkel all shakey again



https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/

1148955855519440897

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

162
"Would you get rid of the Department of Homeland Security, too?" Remnick asked.



"I think so," she replied.



No more feel-ups at the airport?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

No TSA will not be disbanded. Having semi-literate thugs glare and snarl at me for every minor error in the security shake-down (like reaching for my stuff to soon or forgetting to take a tablet out of the bag) is not a power the govt is going to give up.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (6Riez)

163 >
129
I ordered one of those Golden scalp weasel Punisher hats last night. Looking forward to sowing confusion in the community.

Posted by: Muad'dib

----

Wait...what is this hat??? link?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (9iLHi)



https://tinyurl.com/yyzv32oa

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (sjdRT)

164 As I said this morning Donky-Chompers will be gone in 2020 as she is redistricted out.

Somebody will pick her up off waivers.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (88+cf)

165 Compare and contrast:

Dem Freshman: Another Obstructive Coont, Brother Fucker, etc.

Rep Freshman: Dan Crenshaw.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Seriously, she probably actually thought it was like some kind of monarch position - just make proclamations from on high.

She's a rich kid who held "jobs" that largely consisted of opening her legs so the boss left her alone, yeah she probably thought she ruled or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (39g3+)

167 Would it be possible for her to name ANYTHING about America that she actually likes or embraces?

Bueller?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 10, 2019 01:19 PM

*uptalks*

Like, our totally diverse food cart scene?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (dkvcO)

168 "CNBC just showed video of the dyke kick ball parade. Along the route there was a YUGE Trump 2020 flag. I don't suppose that was the work of any of our NYC people?
Posted by: TheQuietMan"


The dyke with the purple hair and her media allies are trying to make you angry on purpose in order to stay relevant. Ignore them and she will slink back into the obscurity from whence she came playing in front of empty stadiums. Trump never should have mentioned them.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

169 >>>I saw the Angry Lesbians open for each other once. It cannot be unseen.
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (CR79h)

Is that like one of those double entendres?

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (q177U)

170
Would it be possible for her to name ANYTHING about America that she actually likes or embraces?


She seems to be impressed by InSinkErator.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (TAmPV)

171 According to his tax returns, Joe Biden has earned over FIFTEEN MILLION dollars since he left office in 2013. For being retired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (39g3+)

172 I wonder if they found any AOC sex tapes in Jeffrey Epstein's safe?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (l385S)

173 "Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM (axyOa)"

In the end he gave some GO level non answer. But there was definitely a level of ass kissing. Potentially even agreement.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (oh2fB)

174 Lying bitch:

You don't get put on any committees unless you asked.

Each member submits a list of committees they'd like to be on.

Then the leadership goes through the lists and fills the committees.

Seniority gets the best ones first.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 10, 2019 01:35 PM

TBH she probably forgot about filling that out. Or maybe an assistant did it for her. Responsibilities take so much time away from random jabber!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (/+bwe)

175 Dear Rapidho and the rest of the team. Beat a U17 boys team and we'll consider "pay equity". Actually, we won't. Men's teams in Europe make more than the US men's team. Do you know why? Because they bring in more money, you dumbass. Gee a pro baseball player in the minors doesn't make as much as the majors! Shock! You made over 100K playing a sport. Then you spit on our anthem and desecrate our flag and demand we cater to your shitty sport. Fuck you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (i5w/I)

176 39 >An AOC/Sinema sex tape?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)


That perked you right the hell up, didn't it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (sjdRT)

Like you weren't thinking it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

177 Muad'dib ,
Thanks!
*seriously ponders getting one*

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (9iLHi)

178 >>>According to his tax returns, Joe Biden has earned over FIFTEEN MILLION dollars since he left office in 2013. For being retired.



No corruption there. The Founders never wanted politics to be a career, and yet here we are.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (VWp7G)

179 Dems did not oppose creation of DHs. It was a dumb move [as was creation of DNI], but not all that important. The incredibly dumb young congresscritter here is talking about ending even the vestiges of rule of law WRT border and migration, abolishing ICE was the real point here.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (QDnY+)

180 Democrats love to get pregnant and then right before the birth, they can experience the Joy of Murder.

From the self help book, The Joy of Murder.

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (9PtLS)

181 She has crazy eyes and big choppers but she has fantastic titties and should be on a stripper pole or doing porn in Northridge, California.

Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (rpN6y)

182 CNBC just showed video of the dyke kick ball parade. Along the route there was a YUGE Trump 2020 flag. I don't suppose that was the work of any of our NYC people?
=======

I accidentally saw some of shim's speech it made, which was run live on CNN - no bleeping of "fuck" or anything else. Just aired it live on national tv.

Classy.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

183 "The angry chin muskrat?

Posted by: Jane D'oh"


The same muskrat that used to be on Jim Traficant's head?

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (OD2ni)

184 I'm sorry but AOC whining about having to work and stuff makes me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (uH1S6)

185 "I was assigned to some of the busiest committees and four subcommittees. So my hands are full. And sometimes I wonder if they're trying to keep me busy."

Workin' be hard, yo.

Maybe they're just trying to give the public health officials a breather.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

186 I saw 10 Dyke Kickball open for the Goo Goo Dolls at Cow Palace in 97.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

187 Oh Pooh

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (QkjLD)

188 AOC will parley her brief elected office tenure into some brain dead punditry gig on one of the alphabet channels... bank on it.... this is where all Socialist hacks end up..... this is known....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (bCLt0)

189 138 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of its own.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (JUUk1)


He not shave on hiking trip with wife an she say you to go with that. Give hot look to go with hot brain.

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (lkl+P)

190 I'm beginning to question the wisdom of letting them out of the kitchen..."

Why yes, officer, that's when the skillet flew thru the kitchen window...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (6qErC)

191 No wonder we're 120th in education.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

______


If California was its own country, we'd climb to 60th.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (6/Mnu)

192 O/T: Angela Merkel all shakey again



https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/

1148955855519440897
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)


And her nipples were hard.

That being said, she's got Parkinson's.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

193
In the end he gave some GO level non answer. But there was definitely a level of ass kissing. Potentially even agreement.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM


***

Not surprised.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (axyOa)

194 https://tinyurl.com/yyzv32oa
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (sjdRT)

That's probably the coolest thing I've seen all week.

*searches for change in couch cushions*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (xPJvm)

195 >>>She has crazy eyes and big choppers but she has fantastic titties and should be on a stripper pole or doing porn in Northridge, California.



On a Tuesday afternoon, though.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (VWp7G)

196 > Rep Freshman: Dan Crenshaw.

The way he's going, he's going to be presidential material in 2024.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (JUUk1)

197 I think this is her job to engage Pelosi in ways to keep Pelosi's name out front. I think She (Nan) will be the dem candidate. Establishing herself as his adversary and a known name. Dems know they must get a name out there the real base(not the lunatics) will recognize and vote for.

Posted by: Disgusted at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (ZTkat)

198 AOC must be wondering how an Rep can run for President when they are so busy being a Rep.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (QkjLD)

199 What was that Startrek episode where in the alien culture all the women had to go nekkid in public? Ive often thought that was innovative

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (OG7NC)

200 Oh, and Ilhan Omar, the Congresswoman who is palpably pro-Al Qaeda,
called for ending the Customs and Border Protection service, which just
happens to be the organization which would, for example, try to stop a
dirty bomb from being smuggled into the country.

=====

Honestly, I think that is how she and her family are planning for future profit and influence -- in Somalia.

On the Foreign Relations Committee? Really, Pelosi?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (MIKMs)

201 Learn to shun the US Bull Dyke Soccer team. Shun them and they will fade into obscurity.

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (gmo/4)

202 138 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of its own.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:33 PM (JUUk1)

The Riker.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)

203 >>>OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of its own.



Brown Steel?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (VWp7G)

204 According to his tax returns, Joe Biden has earned over FIFTEEN MILLION dollars since he left office in 2013. For being retired.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (39g3+)

What legal and moral means were available.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 10, 2019 01:41 PM (uH1S6)

205 When the loaf won't pinch, ya might need a winch.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 01:41 PM (vtcmf)

206 The day we started letting women wear shoes, the first pair they put on was two sizes too small. And then nothing changed thereafter.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 01:41 PM (CR79h)

207 ccording to his tax returns, Joe Biden has earned over FIFTEEN MILLION dollars since he left office in 2013. For being retired.



No corruption there. The Founders never wanted politics to be a career, and yet here we are.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM

And he gave 500 bucks to charity!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:41 PM (i5w/I)

208 AOC will parley her brief elected office tenure into some brain dead punditry gig on one of the alphabet channels... bank on it.... this is where all Socialist hacks end up..... this is known....
Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:39 PM (bCLt0)

________

FOX will hire her. She'll fill one of the big tit long leg chairs at the end of the set

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2019 01:41 PM (flINI)

209 What was that Startrek episode where in the alien culture all the women had to go nekkid in public? Ive often thought that was innovative
=========

The Ferengi do not allow their women to wear clothing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

210 201 >>>She has crazy eyes and big choppers but she has fantastic titties and should be on a stripper pole or doing porn in Northridge, California.



On a Tuesday afternoon, though.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (VWp7G)

In the end, the udders are not sufficient for redemption, though..... refer to Pelosi....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (bCLt0)

211 What if the whole world is shaking EXCEPT Angel Merkel so it just looks like she's shaking because she's the only one standing still?

Dude!

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (q177U)

212 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet?

El Guapo.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (88+cf)

213 BREAKING:

Kim Jong-un believes Trump is "different," State Dept's intel arm assesses

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (QkjLD)

214 I think lesbian soccer woman is just angry at the world, and being bestest at a sport that nobody cares about and nobody is very good at just makes her more angry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)

215 In the old days women appreciated being allowed to wear shoes in public.
Posted by: mikeyG at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM

TBH in my family so did all the kids. The past really is a different country.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (/+bwe)

216 Rush going on Rapinoe now.

Rapinoe being allowed to speak like she does shows just how sh*tty their league is.

Sports leagues try to maintain some sort of a professional look and feel. Look how Tiger's transgressions were covered up for so long. Football players. etc The NFL used to be tight on any and all marketing of the league and its players.

There have been some individuals here and there, but leagues try to clean it up.

Rapinoe is being allowed to continue this hate and diviseness. She is NOT helping the sport, her team, or the league. What a dumb@ss.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (vEIlU)

217 > The Riker.
I kinda like this one, but it's a little specific.
How about "Commander"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (JUUk1)

218
OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet?



El Jefe

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (TAmPV)

219 Then you spit on our anthem and desecrate our flag and demand we cater to your shitty sport. Fuck you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (i5w/I)



Rush had clips of her interview with Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. last night and xe asked her if she could see herself singing the National Anthem again.

"I hope so. It will take years and this country needs to do a lot, but I really hope I can again someday."

You, person, are a true piece of shit, unappreciative cunt.

Leave. Renounce your citizenship and go where you think you'll be more appreciated. I'll pay your airfare.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

220 AOC must be wondering how an Rep can run for President when they are so busy being a Rep.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (QkjLD)

====I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN THE DEMOFASCISTS REQUIRED BOB DOLE TO RETIRE FROM THE senate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (pw+jk)

221 "FOX will hire her. She'll fill one of the big tit long leg chairs at the end of the set
Posted by: Truck Monkey"


I'd prefer her to Shep. Same stupid opinions but at least she's easy to look at.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

222 What legal and moral means were available.

He "wrote" a book and made some speeches. That's where the money supposedly came from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (39g3+)

223 > El Guapo.

This is also good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (JUUk1)

224 Like, please don't stop, daddy? Like, it feels so good?

Like, make sure my limp dicked soy boyfriend is still filming this?

Posted by: AOC at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (oZ6kz)

225 >That's probably the coolest thing I've seen all week.



*searches for change in couch cushions*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (xPJvm)


Tami the Bear found it originally. Ace put it in the side bar yesterday.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (sjdRT)

226 Spanish Judge Rules Against Julio Iglesias in Paternity Case

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (QkjLD)

227 Nickname or Ted Cruz beard; Dirt-Star Tickler

Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (rpN6y)

228 Learn to shun the US Bull Dyke Soccer team. Shun them and they will fade into obscurity.
Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM

Well, that was already accomplished years ago. 95% of the American public could give a fuck about soccer. 98% could give less of a fuck about women's soccer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (i5w/I)

229 AOC is stupid and benighted enough to be a "View" hostess.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (bCLt0)

230 Whoopi Goldberg claims Christians don't condemn sex trafficking, pedophilia

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (Dh1wo)

231 On the Foreign Relations Committee? Really, Pelosi?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (MIKMs)


What would you prefer? The House Intelligence Committee?

Pelosi doesn't have that kind of sense of humor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

232 Taylor Swift 'Has No .. who cares

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (QkjLD)

233 > He "wrote" a book and made some speeches. That's where the money supposedly came from.

Yeah, standard scam. Pay some schlub a few thousand dollars to ghost-write "your" book, then the people who want to bribe you bulk-order thousands of copies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (JUUk1)

234 Google's Algorithm Shows Donald Trump in Image Search of Bill Clinton and Sex Criminal Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (Dh1wo)

235 She's not wrong about the DHS being a bad idea ... and it was implemented even worse. The initial concept was the DHS would be the equivalent of an Interior Ministry of the European variety ... that is an internal security apparatus (think a national police force). But Americans don't really go for that sort of thing (yet), but creating DHS sounded like "doing something" post-2001, so we got the DHS anyways as a hodgepodge of orphaned agencies vaguely related to "security" but not really doing anything requiring agglomeration of its pieces.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (hdzef)

236 Sports leagues try to maintain some sort of a professional look and feel. Look how Tiger's transgressions were covered up for so long.

Yeah I dunno who is in charge of the women's soccer socialist federation or whatever its called but she's doing them no favors at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (39g3+)

237 I think lesbian soccer woman is just angry at the world, and being bestest at a sport that nobody cares about and nobody is very good at just makes her more angry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)




You will be made to like it and care about it comrade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (mpeBU)

238 Watching Pelosi be eaten by her own NPC zombie caucus is pretty fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (YZj4Y)

239 Then you spit on our anthem and desecrate our flag and demand we cater to your shitty sport. Fuck you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:38 PM (i5w/I)



Rush had clips of her interview with Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. last night and xe asked her if she could see herself singing the National Anthem again.

"I hope so. It will take years and this country needs to do a lot, but I really hope I can again someday."

You, person, are a true piece of shit, unappreciative cunt.

Leave. Renounce your citizenship and go where you think you'll be more appreciated. I'll pay your airfare.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM

I'll go halfsies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (i5w/I)

240 Rush had clips of her interview with Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. last night and xe asked her if she could see herself singing the National Anthem again.

"I hope so. It will take years and this country needs to do a lot, but I really hope I can again someday."

You, person, are a true piece of shit, unappreciative cunt.

Leave. Renounce your citizenship and go where you think you'll be more appreciated. I'll pay your airfare.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)


She sounds like Michelle obama

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (vEIlU)

241 > El Jefe
Good one.
El Supremo?
Generalissimo?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (JUUk1)

242 "I think lesbian soccer woman is just angry at the world, and being bestest at a sport that nobody cares about and nobody is very good at just makes her more angry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


True. I like watching woman's tennis. Especially if that cutie Simona Halep is playing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (OD2ni)

243 >>>OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of its own.


El Exigente

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (M+Lyo)

244 Acosta to take questions on his handling of Epstein case

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (QkjLD)

245 When the going gets tough, the tough get Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (vtcmf)

246 237 Whoopi Goldberg claims Christians don't condemn sex trafficking, pedophilia

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (Dh1wo)


Do you suppose she even knows a Christian???

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (bCLt0)

247 If she gets redistricted into oblivion, yeah I could easily see AOC on the View or something. She's dumb as hell but would fit right in there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (39g3+)

248 Thanks for mentioned Rush, above.

He's talking about the transgenders taking over these sports.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)

249 There is a Republican talk radio producer, Rich Valdes that is going to challenge her during next election period. They were both marching in a parade and he challenged her to a debate on capitalism vs socialism and she turned tail and ran from him. I don't know anything about this guy except that he gets under AOC's skin and that is enough for me.

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

250 >> Whoopi Goldberg claims Christians don't condemn sex trafficking, pedophilia


This from the woman who excused that pedo director by saying it wasn't "rape-rape", and who also recently slut-shamed a longtime victim of sexual abuse, Disney actress Bella Thorne?

WHoppi should probably take a step back on this subject. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

251 Donkey Chompers should wear a clown nose and big red floppy shoes when she speaks. That way I could take her more seriously.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (oh2fB)

252
I'd prefer her to Shep. Same stupid opinions but at least she's easy to look at.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (OD2ni)


Have you heard her voice?

I'll take Shep. At least he's got pipes. She sounds like a rat slammed in a car door.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

253 Can we get a group of trannies to kick her off the team already?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

254 Agreed. Ignore the degraded idiocy related to girls' kickball. If you like the game, OK whatever. But all this attention, the endless discussion of obvious crap like how different sports earn different levels of revenue - jeebus. Boring. Dumb.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (QDnY+)

255 Well, that was already accomplished years ago."

Did any of 'em yank off their tshirts and slide across the field?
If no, then not interested.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (6qErC)

256 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of its own.


El Exigente
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 01:46 PM (M+Lyo)



unSpock

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)

257 227 AOC must be wondering how an Rep can run for President when they are so busy being a Rep.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:40 PM (QkjLD)



You want and easy assignment?
Come 'ere honey, motor boat these.

Posted by: Nancy at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM (lkl+P)

258 Whoopi Goldberg claims Christians don't condemn sex trafficking, pedophilia
=========

And how the fuck would a Godless whore like her know?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM (vg8iE)

259 I think lesbian soccer woman is just angry at the world, and being bestest at a sport that nobody cares about and nobody is very good at just makes her more angry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)


Women's soccer is running neck and neck with the pro hacky sack playoffs in popularity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

260 "Omar grouped CBP
with other "rogue agencies" lacking in accountability and transparency."


When it comes to rogue agencies, I wouldn't put CBP in the top 20.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM (flbmJ)

261 Yeah I dunno who is in charge of the women's soccer socialist federation or whatever its called but she's doing them no favors at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (39g3+)

-------

'sall good to them. Most American soccer fans are pretty liberal, and thus not bothered much by this.

All foreigners hate the living shit out of the US, so no loss there. They like it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM (YZj4Y)

262 I am NOT going to mention Women's beach volleyball.... nope, not gonna do it....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (bCLt0)

263 Lol, now what she's really complaining about is that she was also told, "here's the committees you won't get on, don't bother trying. And if you don't list enough, we'll make you add more. And if you don't serve on X number of committees, and show up, we give you no DNC money."

Nancy knows--and any competent legislator knows--if her idiot ass doesn't show up to committee, someone more senior has to.

Otherwise, the GOP may have majority.

So, she's not pissing off Nancy--she's pissing off all the Dems.

And if she thinks her boyfriend's PAC is going to have more money that the gathering swarm of dark money Dem PACs.

Well, she is as dumb ass she looks

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (k81AA)

264 @258 Marcus T- I agree, that's all she should be wearing while on the stripper pole......so we both could take her seriously.

Posted by: JROD at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (rpN6y)

265 Whoopie May be the most BUTT UGLY creature in the known universe. Uglier than Helen Thomas in orgasm.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (OG7NC)

266 Do you suppose she even knows a Christian???

She knows "christians" like Schumer and Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (39g3+)

267 Maybelline is a rouge agency.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

268 Rush had clips of her interview with Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. last night and xe asked her if she could see herself singing the National Anthem again.

"I hope so. It will take years and this country needs to do a lot, but I really hope I can again someday."

You, person, are a true piece of shit, unappreciative cunt.

Leave. Renounce your citizenship and go where you think you'll be more appreciated. I'll pay your airfare.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)


One of the many things wrong with this country is that nobody who hosts an interview with this slag is an American. Otherwise, once she'd vomited her bile, the interviewer would go full Sponge on her.

She needs a verbal Ike Turner bitch slap.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (BmxiN)

269 "Omar grouped CBP
with other "rogue agencies" lacking in accountability and transparency."


Like the democrat party in 2016.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (Z04f8)

270 AOC's only goal is to make big bucks quick. She may be as stupid as she seems, but she is smart enough to know that leftwingers and their money are easily parted. Just gotta keep doubling down like a true believer.

Posted by: Killer Cortez at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (4Eo4+)

271 Whoopi Goldberg claims Christians don't condemn sex trafficking, pedophilia

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:44 PM (Dh1wo)


She claims to be a Christian, so her view may be a bit skewed.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Online Anger continues. Recommend experiencing real life where people cheer Rapinoe and the team.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (TzWib)

273 Ok so hold Acosta accountable for all his decisions as an AG..Fine with me

Oh but we are gonna scrutinize all of K Harris's decisions out there in CA right? Right Right? Right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (3gwtv)

274 I still can't believe we're at a point where Pelosi is the voice of reason. (Strictly regarding AOC, of course, but still.)

Posted by: Dr. T at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (Vgw1E)

275 Whoopie May be the most BUTT UGLY creature in the known universe. Uglier than Helen Thomas in orgasm.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (OG7NC)

===
Thanks. I was trying to keep breakfast down today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (pw+jk)

276 269 I am NOT going to mention Women's beach volleyball.... nope, not gonna do it....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (bCLt0)


Thongs or tongs?

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (lkl+P)

277 The world's largest supplier of consumer goods says China's factories are getting "urgent and desperate" as worried U.S. retailers accelerate a move out of the country amid heightened trade tensions.

China will see more factory shutdowns as the trade war that's roiled the global supply chain exacerbates an exodus, said Spencer Fung, chief executive officer of Li & Fung Ltd. The company, which designs, sources and transports consumer goods from Asia for some of the world's biggest retailers including Walmart and Nike, is being pushed by American clients to shift production out of China.

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (QkjLD)

278 There is a Republican talk radio producer, Rich Valdes that is going to challenge her during next election period. They were both marching in a parade and he challenged her to a debate on capitalism vs socialism and she turned tail and ran from him. I don't know anything about this guy except that he gets under AOC's skin and that is enough for me.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (oiNtH)


this must be the guy AOC blocked on Twitter and who is fighting to get unblocked, because she is a public figure and cannot block citizens

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (vEIlU)

279 Whoopie May be the most BUTT UGLY creature in the known universe. Uglier than Helen Thomas in orgasm.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (OG7NC)


I've never seen the last part there, but I'll gladly take your word for it.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

280 She needs a verbal Ike Turner bitch slap.
=======

Statistics say her "wife" more than likely beats her, so at least there's that.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

281 "Whoopie May be the most BUTT UGLY creature in the known universe. Uglier than Helen Thomas in orgasm.
Posted by: Xipe Totec"


I think Joy Behar is uglier. And at least Whoopie has acting talent. Joy is ugly and untalented.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (OD2ni)

282 what cracks me up is the man hatred while trying hard as fuck to look like a dude

Posted by: x at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (nFwvY)

283 I am NOT going to mention Women's beach volleyball.... nope, not gonna do it...."

There's a sport we can all get, er, behind...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (6qErC)

284 Who cares what this fucking dim bulb from some rando NY district has to say? Ignore this dumb bitch and move on to more important shit. Ignore the shiny fucking bait people. Jesus Christ.

Posted by: paveknife at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (al40y)

285 People are complaining that the Women should make as much as the Men because they supposedly generate as much revenue stateside. I doubt that's true, but even if it was -

Isn't it the WORLD Cup? You think the other countries give a shit about the Women's World Cup? There are only 5 decent teams. The Men's World Cup is bigger than the Olympics in many countries. Guys like Messi and Ronaldo have some of the highest net worths in all of sports. Seems pretty insular and jingoistic to only care about how popular something is in the good ol' US of A, innit?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

286 I guess AOC doesn't want to earn her salary.
BTW, has she done any work in her home district, or is she still too busy with the Mean Girls to actually do the job she was elected to do?
Side note - if it's true that she hasn't been spending more than half her time on the phone asking for money (as is the norm in the House), well, that might be the one thing I give her credit for.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (NMAzL)

287
She knows "christians" like Schumer and Pelosi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:49 PM (39g3+)


She doesn't know any christians but she did play a nun in the movies once.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (TAmPV)

288 Matt Lauer and Annette Roque's divorce documents go to the judge

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (QkjLD)

289 242
She's not wrong about the DHS being a bad idea ... and it was
implemented even worse. The initial concept was the DHS would be the
equivalent of an Interior Ministry of the European variety ... that is
an internal security apparatus (think a national police force). But
Americans don't really go for that sort of thing (yet), but creating DHS
sounded like "doing something" post-2001, so we got the DHS anyways as a
hodgepodge of orphaned agencies vaguely related to "security" but not
really doing anything requiring agglomeration of its pieces.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (hdzef)

DHS, predictably, turned into a group of mall cops who were rejected by every other law enforcement agency. Every buffoon who did somehow make into those other agencies were reassigned to DHS just as fast as their supervisors could fill out the paperwork. It's a joke of an agency.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

290 More Democratic women in Congress!

We have a Speaker who Is an incoherent drunk.

A dumb as dirt socialist from NY.

A antisemite moose limb terrorist who wants to dismantle our government.

Another moose limb terrorist who wants to help the first one destroy our government.

A hateful socialist and window licking anti-American idiot from Hawaii

And the list goes on...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (oh2fB)

291 I can agree with Miss. donkey chompers that we need to rid ourselves of numerous federal departments my arguments are about witch should go.

EPA gone
Education gone
transportation and energy massive rollbacks
Agriculture massive rollbacks
TSA gone
and on and on
ICE, Customs, border patrol, DOD... Moar please

Alcohol tobacco and firearms should be on every corner as a store and marketing effort.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (0OmEj)

292
Online Anger continues. Recommend experiencing real life where people cheer Rapinoe and the team.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (TzWib)

===
Sorry I do not know any people IRL that talk about 10 Dyke Kickball. Much less cheer for it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (pw+jk)

293 Remind me again. Which one of you asshole staffers said it would be cool to have a bartender in the freshman class to improve the caucus parties.

Posted by: Madam Speaker Nancy Palsi at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (vI+F1)

294 But don't you dare shrink muh federal government.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (5mVeG)

295 I think lesbian soccer woman is just angry at the world, and being bestest at a sport that nobody cares about and nobody is very good at just makes her more angry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:42 PM (39g3+)

Women's soccer is running neck and neck with the pro hacky sack playoffs in popularity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM

They got beat by a high school boys team, there's a reason that the community access channel is more exciting. They are going to miss that 100K per year when they get outsourced by some guy identifying as a woman. Frank with a crank!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (i5w/I)

296 There is a Republican talk radio producer, Rich Valdes that is going to challenge her during next election period. They were both marching in a parade and he challenged her to a debate on capitalism vs socialism and she turned tail and ran from him. I don't know anything about this guy except that he gets under AOC's skin and that is enough for me.
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2019 01:47 PM (oiNtH)


The dipshit voters in her district won't vote for a Republican. If she's not challenged on the Dem side, she'll be re-elected.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

297 ----

Wait...what is this hat??? link?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 10, 2019 01:32 PM (9iLHi)



https://tinyurl.com/yyzv32oa
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:36 PM (sjdRT)

--------------
I have this Sabo Deplorables shirt, and I wear it out around town on occasion...

https://tinyurl.com/y3ougk6m

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (6b6MO)

298 Doll Eyes Alex, remember you wanted the job. Now suck it up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (VFi6u)

299 Everything wrong with 2019 in one thread; reporterette getting shut down on global warming claims:

@emorwee

Live action shot of what it's like to be a female climate reporter arguing with male meteorologists online

[ picture of Ryan Maue's tweet informing her that he's an expert in hurricanes ]

8:52 AM - 10 Jul 2019
@emorwee

Like, fuck my journalism degree and 5 1/2 years on the climate beat, right?

***
Aaaaaand then she gets 'destroyed' in the responses.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (DrqHq)

300 All foreigners hate the living shit out of the US, so no loss there. They like it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2019 01:48 PM (YZj4Y)


This.

American liberals bleat about the US being disliked because of a Republican President.

Newsflash: 99.99% of the world (outside of eastern Europe, and maybe Japan) hates our guts with a purple passion, and would like nothing better than for us to come a-cropper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

301 'sall good to them. Most American soccer fans are pretty liberal, and thus not bothered much by this.

If that's their attitude they're even WORSE at their job. "what's this, we have a .05% share of the American public as fans? That's fine with us, no reason to try to expand!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (39g3+)

302 haha


De Blasio: I'll pay female athletes equally if elected president


...

Dana Loesch
Not the job of a president and also how can he be trusted to do this when he can't even hold a groundhog

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (vEIlU)

303 Maybelline is a rouge agency.
The best thing about Trump is all the mascaras are coming off.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (Dh1wo)

304 Sorry online anger dude, I spent the last three days at the All-Star Game for baseball, a sport that Americans actually like because it doesn't suck. Amazingly, no one wanted to talk about Megan Rapinoe.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (oZ6kz)

305 Li & Fung Ltd"

Sum Ting Wong there?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)

306 Ok so hold Acosta accountable for all his decisions as an AG..Fine with me

Oh but we are gonna scrutinize all of K Harris's decisions out there in CA right? Right Right? Right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (3gwtv)



BWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

307 292 People are complaining that the Women should make as much as the Men because they supposedly generate as much revenue stateside. I doubt that's true, but even if it was -

Isn't it the WORLD Cup? You think the other countries give a shit about the Women's World Cup? There are only 5 decent teams. The Men's World Cup is bigger than the Olympics in many countries. Guys like Messi and Ronaldo have some of the highest net worths in all of sports. Seems pretty insular and jingoistic to only care about how popular something is in the good ol' US of A, innit?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

I'm perfectly happy with the men's part of FIFA having to subsidize the women's league with half their total revenue.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (KUaJL)

308 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think
Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's
mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of
its own.
=====

Justice.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (MIKMs)

309 "AOC's only goal is to make big bucks quick. She may be as stupid as she seems, but she is smart enough to know that leftwingers and their money are easily parted. Just gotta keep doubling down like a true believer.
Posted by: Killer Cortez"


Yup. We may laugh at the Obama Pod Bros, but they are making a killing making political porn for urban dopey libs with disposable income.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

310 Young Whoopi was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2WRE3bW

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (fuK7c)

311 Recommend experiencing real life

You wouldn't know it if it smacked ya upside the head.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (vtcmf)

312 These loons only want to eliminate the agencies that protect Americans. The rest are fine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (1ISKN)

313 Li & Fung Ltd"

Sum Ting Wong there?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)


Wii Tu Lo

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

314 I know plenty of decent competent hard working people who work for DHS. So go fuck yourself and find something you know to talk about. Like anal sex with mammals.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (oh2fB)

315 >>>The Riker.
I kinda like this one, but it's a little specific.
How about "Commander"?



The Number One?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (bkUtD)

316 279 Online Anger continues. Recommend experiencing real life where people cheer Rapinoe and the team.
Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (TzWib)


What's a "Rapinoe?" Is that a town in Syria also?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

317 I can see where where graduating from college before pursuing a career in being wait staff might not adequately prepare someone for a more challenging job.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (gLXhU)

318 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think
Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's
mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of
its own.

You can't say the Beard's name, it's name is a killing word.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (KUaJL)

319 280 Ok so hold Acosta accountable for all his decisions as an AG..Fine with me
...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (3gwtv)


It not Acosta It judge. Judge he say OK noK.

Who judge say OK?

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (lkl+P)

320 AOC went on a tirade , throwing a bottle of wine at the TV when she saw a video clip of herself with her name and (Rep.) after it.

She was heard to shriek, "I AM NOT A F%$#&^! REPUBLICAN!!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (NFEMn)

321 And, like, I never get tipped here after a hard day of bashing TrumpHitler in a dreary committee hearing! No one told me we don't get tipped here!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (AMIL/)

322 Li & Fung Ltd"

Sum Ting Wong there?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)

Wii Tu Lo
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

________

Ho Li Fuk

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2019 01:55 PM (flINI)

323 "Tombstone Teeth" - Perfect!

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2019 01:56 PM (Izzlo)

324 I know plenty of decent competent hard working people who work for DHS. "

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 01:56 PM (6qErC)

325 Sandy Kotex is correct that abolishing DHS is a good idea. It should not be forgotten why it was established. It was a response to America hating leftist assholes in the Clinton administration, Namely the ugly Jamie Gorelich, barring one division of the FBI from collaborating with another. This wall is intimately tied to the 9-11 massacre. I never understood how and why the cvnt Gorelich was allowed to sit on the 911 inquiry committee instead of being subpoenaed to appear before it.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 10, 2019 01:56 PM (H5U+j)

326 Of course, here at AoS WE never express online anger..... wrath, yes, and the occasional killing spree desire, well sure.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:56 PM (bCLt0)

327 I guess they figure we won't need these agencies once the police state is fully implemented.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (0bu2O)

328 > Justice.

That could work. Maybe make it "Ted Cruz and his Beard of Justice".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (JUUk1)

329 Young Whoopi was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2WRE3bW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM

I didn't even click on the link because (shudder) it's like looking at a pic of a young Helen Thomas. There was just no chance she was EVER attractive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (i5w/I)

330 Considering that the girls are competing against countries without Title IX, they should be ashamed that any other girls teams even come close to competing with them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (gLXhU)

331
I think lesbian soccer woman is just angry at the world, and being bestest at a sport that nobody cares about and nobody is very good at just makes her more angry.



If the American team can be the best in the world in women's futbol it means the futbol loving world doesn't give a crap about it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (TAmPV)

332 De Blasio: I'll pay female athletes equally if elected president

You can pay them equally right now. Go get your checkbook.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

333 They got beat by a high school boys team, there's a reason that the community access channel is more exciting.

I have a soccer fan in England who is a friend and he has nothing good to say about ANY of the women's teams, they're all incompetent and play horrible "football" to hear him tell it. He gets technical but the essence is this: they suck at the fundamentals and are weak players. All this "they're so good at the fundamentals, the men could learn from them" hype is utterly nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (39g3+)

334 >I didn't even click on the link because (shudder)
it's like looking at a pic of a young Helen Thomas. There was just no
chance she was EVER attractive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (i5w/I)


No, she was a 1. Safe to click.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (sjdRT)

335 225
OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet?



El Jefe
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 01:43 PM (TAmPV)

Gojira

Posted by: AOC in afterglow at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

336 Rapinoe is Ivanhoe's manly sister....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (bCLt0)

337 114 Donkey Teeth must have been some bartender.

Hey, where's my drink?

I'm very busy.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (oh2fB)

..

Nah. I bet she's waaaay different working for tips.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (yL25O)

338 I didn't even click on the link because (shudder) it's like looking at a pic of a young Helen Thomas. There was just no chance she was EVER attractive.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (i5w/I)


Exactly my reaction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

339 Which one has the sandy clam AOC or Nancy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (2LelM)

340 The dipshit voters in her district won't vote for a Republican. If she's not challenged on the Dem side, she'll be re-elected.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I looked up the demographics on her district - rounding off,

50% hispanic
11% black
16% muslim
18% white.

I don't see much point in any Republicans spending any time or money there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

341 Sure, AOC, get rid of DHS and all that goes with it, like the FISA court.
Ooops, no, I bet you want to leave that. It's so helpful in crushing your Republican enemies!

Posted by: pj at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (qlTN9)

342 BREAKING on CNN: AOC will next call for the eradication of the US Armed Forces and it's icky baby-killers. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (6/Mnu)

343 They got beat by a high school boys team

-

An under 15 boys team iirc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (gLXhU)

344 Young Whoopi was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2WRE3bW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM

I didn't even click on the link because (shudder) it's like looking at a pic of a young Helen Thomas. There was just no chance she was EVER attractive.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM (i5w/I)


Pictures like this (and of young Hillary) are weird. Like, they're objectively fine looking on their own, but I can't un-see what I know them to look like now, and it's sort of like a strange optical illusion where in my mind I've got their current ghastly visage superimposed on the actual picture.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (KUaJL)

345 I didn't even click on the link because (shudder) it's like looking at a pic of a young Helen Thomas.


Not a prank. Totally a girl I'd have been glad to get naked with back then.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (fuK7c)

346 333
I never understood how and why the cvnt Gorelich was allowed to sit on the 911 inquiry committee instead of being subpoenaed to appear before it.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 10, 2019 01:56 PM (H5U+j)


The Deep State protects its own.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (xjiRE)

347 Young Whoopi was a 1

No, she's always been fugly. Every day of her life. She's ugly on the outside, and ugly on the inside. I don't mind someone who is ugly outside but a delight and wonderful person but Whoopi is awful through and through and it shows in her face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

348 I guess Sir Kim Darroch is Britain repaying us for inflicting Joseph Kennedy Sr on the Court of St. James during the Blitz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (VFi6u)

349 AOC went on a tirade , throwing a bottle of wine at the TV when she saw a video clip of herself with her name and (Rep.) after it.

She was heard to shriek, "I AM NOT A F%$#&^! REPUBLICAN!!
Posted by: JoeF



It should have said, "HOR" after her name.

(House of Representatives)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (HDCbD)

350 Remind me again. Which one of you asshole staffers said it would be cool to have a bartender in the freshman class to improve the caucus parties.Posted by: Madam Speaker Nancy Palsi at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (vI+F1)

And what the fuck happened to all the corn on the cob!!!!

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (5mVeG)

351 Cat doots on the lawn
I snap up the protein snacks
Unguarded treasures

-a dog who eats cat doots

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (8fQlm)

352 The Bitch Stupid (AOC) whined on Twatter because Kelly Anne Conway called the spat between AOC and Palsi a "catfight":

"'Catfight' is a demeaning term Republicans use to insult strong women who disagree with each other." (Or stupid words to that effect).

No, Bitch Stupid, 'catfight' is a term that EVERY SENTIENT HUMAN uses to describe a fight between two ignorant dipshit women who make their public war into the nightly news!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (NoKAc)

353 Online Anger continues. Recommend experiencing real life where people cheer Rapinoe and the team.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 01:50 PM (TzWib)


I've found that supporting those that hate me doesn't enhance my life any, so no. Your recommendation is crap and you should go elsewhere to spew your nonsense.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

354 >>>Google's Algorithm Shows Donald Trump in Image Search of Bill Clinton and Sex Criminal Jeffrey Epstein
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (Dh1wo)

This is simultaneously shocking and horrifyingly banal.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (q177U)

355 > An under 15 boys team iirc.


Pics?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (JUUk1)

356
Leave. Renounce your citizenship and go where you think you'll be more appreciated. I'll pay your airfare.
Posted by: Sponge

I'll go halfsies.
Posted by: Minnfidel


A GoFundMe account would reach its goal instantaneously.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (aKsyK)

357 Oh, to be one of Bernie or Sandy's basement dwellers sucking up the parents money.

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (BbGew)

358 The only Whoopi Goldberg movie I ever enjoyed was that one where she would climb trees and make clicking sounds at people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (gLXhU)

359 I cannot express analogies for Whoopi's appearance..... obviously.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (bCLt0)

360 AOChe probably can't even make a good martini. Yea, she's got nice tits. They might be good for a few years, but she will NOT age well. She is going to look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg in 10 years. She's an empty skull with huge eyes and teeth that could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 02:00 PM (i5w/I)

361 They got beat by a high school boys team

-

An under 15 boys team iirc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


FC Dallas U-15 in 2017.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (HDCbD)

362
Not a prank. Totally a girl I'd have been glad to get naked with back then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (fuK7c)


You can get past the manface?

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Online Anger continues. Recommend experiencing real life where people cheer Rapinoe and the team.
Posted by: Online Anger Alert

Enjoying real life for most people doesn't entail being an angry, entitled, self-serving attention whore.

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

364 When AOC tweets, it's cool right?

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (5mVeG)

365
Men's World Cup generated 6 billion
Women's World Cup generated 154 million

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (13dPG)

366 -a dog who eats cat doots

"Cat poo in litter is Kitty Roca!"
--a dog who eats cat doots

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)

367 360 Cat doots on the lawn
I snap up the protein snacks
Unguarded treasures

-a dog who eats cat doots
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2019 01:59 PM (8fQlm)

[Sits on hind legs and claps forepaws]

Posted by: Dogs at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

368 > Pictures like this (and of young Hillary) are weird.

Now I'm thinking of that picture of young Hillary in those striped pants with the vaginal vortex effect. And her legs spread.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (JUUk1)

369 I don't see much point in any Republicans spending any time or money there.
=====

THIS IS WHERE WE HAVE CONCEDED ANY ELECTIONS!

Stop that right now.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (MIKMs)

370
They got beat by a high school boys team


In a blowout.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)

371 289 what cracks me up is the man hatred while trying hard as fuck to look like a dude
Posted by: x at July 10, 2019 01:51 PM (nFwvY)


This has always perplexed me about lesbians. Many of them gin up man hatred to 11, but then wear flannel shirts and sport Wayne Newton haircuts. Why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (YqDXo)

372 377 > Pictures like this (and of young Hillary) are weird.

Now I'm thinking of that picture of young Hillary in those striped pants with the vaginal vortex effect. And her legs spread.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (JUUk1)

Don't. Just... Don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (Kpl3J)

373 Newsflash: 99.99% of the world (outside of eastern Europe, and maybe Japan) hates our guts with a purple passion, and would like nothing better than for us to come a-cropper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 01:52 PM (YqDXo)


A nurse at the IC gave a short speech toward loving Americans for they are the people who freed the Philippines from Spanish slavery.

Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (lkl+P)

374 And they were playing the random under-15 boys to attempt to simulate the elite speed of world class Olympic level women's teams they'd have to face.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (gLXhU)

375 40 AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics...


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (bkUtD)

Sorry, not even close. She's not even qualified to hold my beer.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (7Fa8Y)

376 377 > Pictures like this (and of young Hillary) are weird.

Now I'm thinking of that picture of young Hillary in those striped pants with the vaginal vortex effect. And her legs spread.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (JUUk1)

She wanted to hypnotize somebody into going down on her. You are getting horny, veeeerrrryyyy horny....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

377 Now I'm thinking of that picture of young Hillary in those striped pants with the vaginal vortex effect. And her legs spread.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (JUUk1)


Is that what turned you gay?

If so, I understand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (YqDXo)

378 I wouldn't even watch that team if they played Lesbian Kickball naked.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (oh2fB)

379 And if she wasn't on those committees, she'd be bitching about that, too.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (jWe5r)

380 Google's Algorithm Shows Donald Trump in Image Search of Bill Clinton and Sex Criminal Jeffrey EpsteinPosted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 01:45 PM (Dh1wo)

"Algorithm"

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (5mVeG)

381 They got beat by a high school boys team


In a blowout.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)

________

1 - nil? Isn't that a blowout in Third World Kickball?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (flINI)

382 Pictures like this (and of young Hillary) are weird.

Now I'm thinking of that picture of young Hillary in those striped pants with the vaginal vortex effect. And her legs spread.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (JUUk1)

She had nice cheekbones and looked like a normal American girl of the Goldwater era.....then she went to college and became a mess.

Colleges and Universities have been turning normal women into men-hating, shrieking harpies for a long time now...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)

383 AOC, what's all that dirt doing in Boss Nancy's ditch ?
You better get in there and get it out.

Posted by: Boss Paul at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (2cfUo)

384 You think Palsi could switch Chiquita to the select committee on basket weaving? It would be just like college again at BSU?

I wonder if Chiquita could survive a bar tending session supervised by Jon Taffer.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (9yaRI)

385 Sorry, not even close. She's not even qualified to hold my beer.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (7Fa8Y)


Ahem.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (YqDXo)

386 I don't see much point in any Republicans spending any time or money there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

_____


"Pffftttt. I can easily win that district by promising thousands of Acts of Kove ... and with a couple hundred million more dollars via help from good citizens like you!" -- Jeb 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (7Z+0v)

387 The real action in Lesbian Kickball is in the dugouts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (1ISKN)

388 THIS IS WHERE WE HAVE CONCEDED ANY ELECTIONS!

Stop that right now.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (MIKMs)

So tell me your plans to win in majority Hispanic districts that also have a large muslim population.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

389 Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (jWe5r)

You have learned the Way of the Leftist well, young padawan.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (5mVeG)

390 I'm willing to see Homeland Security go away.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (BD/yx)

391 Apologies for yelling.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (MIKMs)

392 1-nil? Isn't that a blowout in Third World Kickball?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (flINI)

-

Didn't the little kids beat them 6-0 or something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (gLXhU)

393
50% hispanic
11% black
16% muslim
18% white.

I don't see much point in any Republicans spending any time or money there.

--

I think a smart, convincing, charismatic Hispanic* R could make inroads. But that would take some initiative from the NRCC or the like to invest time and $$ there.

*I acknowledge identity is where we're at in places like this district. It's still worth a try, because their rep is just so stupid and awful...and I think they know it to some degree.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (JoUsr)

394 Leave. Renounce your citizenship and go where you think you'll be more appreciated. I'll pay your airfare.
Posted by: Sponge


===

In the interviews where a Progtard says the US is not the best country in the world, why is there never this follow-up question: "Which country or countries are better, and why?" That should produce some more hilarious BSOD episodes like the one in the video ace pointed us to yesterday

Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (AMIL/)

395 387 I wouldn't even watch that team if they played Lesbian Kickball naked.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (oh2fB)


Me either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

396 Yeah, something really really bad happened to Hillary early on....... Besides Bill, I mean.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (bCLt0)

397 "Algorithm"
Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (5mVeG)

Never though Al Gore had any "rhythm" at all

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

398 The AfD (roughly Germany's Tea Party) wants a more robust German army that can actually do Army stuff.

The FAZ (roughly Germany's New York Times) says well that's obviously dumb because we could never beat Russia and also you sound like Nazis.

http://bit.ly/2XDIDXD

The link is in foreign but the picture is in English.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

399 The equal pay for women's sports bit is highly entertaining.

I wonder if Rapinoe can wrap her head around that she makes it worse by making it not about "women's sports" but about "angry lesbian's sports", which even further down the totem pole of Things Many People Want to Pay to Watch.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (yL25O)

400 Men's World Cup generated 6 billion
Women's World Cup generated 154 million

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 02:01 PM

Well totally they need to be paid the same! I think a doctor and a garbage truck driver should be paid the same!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (i5w/I)

401 Interesting... from VanityFair piece

"HE SAID NOT TO TELL ANYONE": HOW TRUMP KEPT TABS ON JEFFREY EPSTEIN

...Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, who would later go to prison in part for his role in these hush money schemes, was in the room when Pecker sat down. Pecker, he later told me, used to send him articles and issues before they were published so that he and Trump could read them. After the meeting Trump called in Sam Nunberg, then a Trump Organization employee, who saw Pecker leaving Trump's office. "Michael was sitting in there when I came in, and the issue of the National Enquirer with the pictures of Prince Andrew was on his desk," Nunberg recalled. "He said not to tell anyone, but that Pecker had just been there and had brought the issue with him. Trump said that Pecker had told him that the pictures of Clinton that Epstein had from his island were worse." (Cohen, speaking by phone from the Federal Correctional Institution in Otisville, corroborated Nunberg's version of the events, though he declined to add any additional information about the meeting.)


NEW: House Judiciary will vote Thursday to authorize subpoenas over administration's immigration policies and to former and current Trump associates, including Kushner, as part of obstruction probe. Also David Pecker is on the list.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (vEIlU)

402 I'd rather watch Midget Bowling.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (oh2fB)

403 396 The real action in Lesbian Kickball is in the dugouts.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:04 PM (1ISKN)

Interesting. At my wife's games, it always seems to happen in the bullpen.

Posted by: Bill Krystol at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

404 AOC is about as cool as your dick looks after a 10 minute hot shower.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (13dPG)

405 The is a flooring store in International Falls called the Tongue 'N Groove store. Our code for lesbian is "I bet she shops a lot at the Tongue 'N Groove Store."

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (sjdRT)

406 Oh, sorry. The little kids beat the Olympic level women 5-2

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (gLXhU)

407 Frederica Wilson, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, Norton...

The Democrats have some really dim bulbs

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (VFi6u)

408 Didn't the little kids beat them 6-0 or something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie



5-2.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (HDCbD)

409 >>Not a prank. Totally a girl I'd have been glad to get naked with back then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Bet she was a nicer person back then, too.
She seems to have adapted to Hollywood and now she's happy to enforce its norms, such as defending pedo film directors. I get it, it's what most successful Hollywood people do to srvive and succeed if they weren't already bent when they arrived in town.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

410 Didn't the little kids beat them 6-0 or something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (gLXhU)


FC Dallas u-15 team won 5 - 2.

https://usatodayhss.com/2017/ the-fc-dallas-u-15-academy-team-beat-the-u-s-women-s-national-team-5-2

Remove Space.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

411 Rapinoe is worth a reported 11 million dollars. The average US women's soccer team player gets paid $167,500 a year.

Plus just reaching the semifinals gave the team a $90,000 bonus. Each. They won $4 million total for winning the final.

Somehow this woman's continual moaning about not being paid enough to play a damned game is not very compelling to me. She seems utterly fixated on herself and her overwhelming greed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (39g3+)

412 384 40 AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics...


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (bkUtD)

Sorry, not even close. She's not even qualified to hold my beer.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at July 10, 2019 02:03 PM (7Fa8Y)


Hold that thought. You just wait one minute. Now get up and go get me a sammich.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (lkl+P)

413 AOC is about as cool as your dick looks after a 10 minute hot shower.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (13dPG)

You mean bigger? And with balls down to your knees?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (NFEMn)

414 A nurse at the IC gave a short speech toward loving Americans for they are the people who freed the Philippines from Spanish slavery.
Posted by: Jimmy Chem at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (lkl+P)


OK, yeah, I left out the Phillippines. And the Aussies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

415
don't see much point in any Republicans spending any time or money there. --

I think a smart, convincing, charismatic Hispanic* R could make inroads. But that would take some initiative from the NRCC or the like to invest time and $$ there.


Run a sleeper conservative

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV)

416 411 I'd rather watch Midget Bowling.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (oh2fB)

That's when you throw the midgets down the lane at the pins, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

417 They got beat by a high school boys team

In a blowout.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)

We let them win!

Posted by: Lesbian Kickballers at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (Gvpa/)

418 " Appearing on the BET digital series "Black Coffee," Omar grouped CBP with other "rogue agencies" lacking in accountability and transparency."



Wonder if Robert Johnson is gonna try to rein in some of BET's programming ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (I1oSB)

419 It would be a hoot to have this bitch soccer team play some college men's team, and team not a all stars.

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)

420 Don't Tweet about Members is good advice.




Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (aiRAB)

Unless you are wearing a "Members Only" shirt. And no pants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (abNpZ)

421 BSG needs to find another has-been actress to stalk. Winona's restraining order must be frustrating for him.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 02:08 PM (xjiRE)

422 I'd rather watch Midget Bowling.
Posted by: Marcus T


Two in the pink, thumb in the stink, roll their little ass down the lane.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:08 PM (HDCbD)

423 I have a soccer fan in England who is a friend and he has nothing good to say about ANY of the women's teams, they're all incompetent and play horrible "football" to hear him tell it. He gets technical but the essence is this: they suck at the fundamentals and are weak players. All this "they're so good at the fundamentals, the men could learn from them" hype is utterly nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 01:57 PM

I heard from my Italian acquaintance that not only are the poor players, they're often poor sports. He told me that a supposedly friendly match between an Austrian team and the new Vatican team, some Austrian players pulled up their shirts to show pro-abortion slogans and their fans yelled slurs. The Vatican team forfeited, and the Austrian coach added insult to their apology by saying the Vatican women's team was not a real show of equality.

I explained to him that Kaepernick is a has-been btw.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 02:08 PM (/+bwe)

424
425 411 I'd rather watch Midget Bowling.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (oh2fB)

That's when you throw the midgets down the lane at the pins, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)


Dwarves..... or hobbits, in a pinch.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:08 PM (bCLt0)

425 She seems utterly fixated on herself

Kind of stands out, doesn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (oVJmc)

426 Expectations are that extreme online anger over women's sports will continue until TuCa finds a Mexican rapist, drunk driver, or action movie starring a woman.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (TzWib)

427 Enjoying real life for most people doesn't entail being an angry, entitled, self-serving attention whore.
========

Maybe it scores her more poon.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (vg8iE)

428
Is it me or is Donkey Chompers obsessed with getting paid the most for the least effort? A few months back she was caterwauling about how she deserved a big fat raise. And when she first went to DC, she was bitching about having to pay for a place to live.

It's as if she misses the tip income at Spearmint Rhino....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (eXA4G)

429 FAZ?

Since the Soviets have the GAZ, obviously Russian collusion.

And oh yeah, the Imperial German Army certainly did a number on the Russians in the Great War.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (VFi6u)

430 So tell me your plans to win in majority Hispanic districts that also have a large muslim population.
=====

Support someone credible (not the Chicago-style republican't) and keep a presence. Don't just give up. There are people in those districts who need some hope, even if they can't win -- yet.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (MIKMs)

431 They got beat by a high school boys team

In a blowout.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)

We let them win!
Posted by: Lesbian Kickballers


As they were practicing/scrimmaging for an upcoming match against Russia.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (HDCbD)

432 >Dwarves..... or hobbits, in a pinch.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:08 PM (bCLt0)


Or the random Empress......

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

433 Sandy D-C is pissed that now she has to work for the money. At the bar, she made good tips just showing off her tits.

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (Gvpa/)

434 416 Frederica Wilson, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, Norton...

The Democrats have some really dim bulbs
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:06 PM (VFi6u)

What a strange coincidence that so many of them are in the CBC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

435 hey lady soccer players:

MEN's Soccer is the most popular sport in the World ( not so much for me but hey how about my Yankees) and the only time most people pay any attention to vimens soccer is during the so called world cup. Especially in America. So that is why buttercups the men get paid more.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (3gwtv)

436 As previously noted, Lefty harpies age like Freddy Krueger.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (5mVeG)

437 Guilty feet have got no algorithm

Posted by: george michael at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (Dh1wo)

438 Sandy D-C is pissed that now she has to work for the money. At the bar, she made good tips just showing off her tits.
Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (Gvpa/)

Well if ya got it, Flaunt it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (3gwtv)

439 Mo's Law of Sportsdynamics clearly mathematically states:
Hockey> Baseball> Women's Beach Volleyball > Boxing and MMA > Rugby> Curling> MotorSports > Football > Basketball > Lacrosse > other volleyball > Cricket > Beer Pong > DodgeBall > competitive eating > other men's pro sports > other men's amateur sports > High School boy sports > HS girl sports > little boy sports > little girl sports > running > jump-roping > planking> sleeping> Golf > cheerleading > Men's Soccer> Boy's Soccer > little girl soccer> Buttscratching > Women's Soccer > Lesbian Women's Soccer > Angry Lesbian Women's Soccer.

If you disagree, you are anti-science.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (r+sAi)

440 As previously noted, Lefty harpies age like Freddy Krueger.
========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (vg8iE)

441 Wow, that Danielle DiMartino Booth has some big boobs.
She is talking about interest rates or something on Fox Business.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (ufFY8)

442 saw the Angry Lesbians open for each other once. It cannot be unseen.
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 01:31 PM (CR79h)

Is that like one of those double entendres?

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2019 01:37 PM (q177U)

I don't think it was an entendre, but it was definitely a double...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (8D42x)

443 "AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics..."

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Patty Murray at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (jWe5r)

444 .

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (wVyKW)

445 440 They got beat by a high school boys team

In a blowout.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (TAmPV)

We let them win!
Posted by: Lesbian Kickballers


As they were practicing/scrimmaging for an upcoming match against Russia.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (HDCbD)

Because throwing a scrimmage game is the best way to prepare for a real match.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

446 Boy, is Online Anger Alert making anyone else sleepy? I can't keep my eyes open.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (1ISKN)

447 Did this government-loving "socialist" bitch declare all her tips? What do YOU think.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (5mVeG)

448 Yeah you mouth breathers are just afraid of a strong woman with purple hair and no discernible chin stubble or adams apple

Posted by: Online Anger Retard at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (flINI)

449
Well totally they need to be paid the same! I think a doctor and a garbage truck driver should be paid the same!
Posted by: Minnfidel


Pol Pot agrees.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (aKsyK)

450 AOC is a magical combination of ignorance, foolishness, and actual stupidity that is unique in the world. She's like a really unlikable Chauncy Gardener.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)

451 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)

452 Expectations are that extreme online anger over women's sports will continue until TuCa finds a Mexican rapist, drunk driver, or action movie starring a woman.
Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (TzWib)


There is no anger over women's sports, you clown. There's anger over the Anti-American sentiment of some lickalotapus's on their bully pulpit making millions and hating the country that made it possible.

Wake up.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

453 Mo's Law of Sportsdynamics clearly mathematically states:
Hockey> Baseball> Women's Beach Volleyball > Boxing and MMA > Rugby> Curling> MotorSports > Football > Basketball > Lacrosse > other volleyball > Cricket > Beer Pong > DodgeBall > competitive eating > other men's pro sports > other men's amateur sports > High School boy sports > HS girl sports > little boy sports > little girl sports > running > jump-roping > planking> sleeping> Golf > cheerleading > Men's Soccer> Boy's Soccer > little girl soccer> Buttscratching > Women's Soccer > Lesbian Women's Soccer > Angry Lesbian Women's Soccer.

If you disagree, you are anti-science.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Where's the paint drying and grass growing come in? Should be somewheres around golf.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (HDCbD)

454 438 FAZ?

Since the Soviets have the GAZ, obviously Russian collusion.

And oh yeah, the Imperial German Army certainly did a number on the Russians in the Great War.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:09 PM (VFi6u)

Battle of Tannenberg! Hindenberg and Ludendorff's job interview, basically. The Russians were getting better when the revolution broke out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

455 428 It would be a hoot to have this bitch soccer team play some college men's team, and team not a all stars.

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)


It would be even more fun if at the next USA Women's Team tryouts, most of the current squad are replaced by trannys.

Posted by: Gref at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (AMIL/)

456 453 - summarize it better.

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (BdeAL)

457 The equal pay for women's sports bit is highly entertaining.

I fully support this for soccer. Accordingly, we're cutting the pay for men's soccer down to that for women's soccer.

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

458 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)


She'll be the xemale Colin Kaepernick.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

459 As previously noted, Lefty harpies age like Freddy Krueger.
========

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (vg8iE

________

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (flINI)

460 How about equal pay for equal fan attendance?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (1ISKN)

461 CNN Analyst: Young journalists need to be trained to do away with conservative media.

https://tinyurl.com/y59k5hlc

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

462 *preps flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

What became of the Morning Troll?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (abNpZ)

463
The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (TAmPV)

464 452 "AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics..."

What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Patty Murray at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (jWe5r)
-----

Pardon me lady's, is there room at this table?

Posted by: William "Cold Cash" Jefferson at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (G0vdT)

465 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)

nah she is goes into the family business ( her convict brother's business) drug dealing and White Supremisist gatherings

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (3gwtv)

466 460 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)


I think she's expecting lucrative product endorsements and will sue corporations for discrimination if she doesn't get them.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (xjiRE)

467 I watched the soccer games.
I admit it.
But then have you seen where the Mariners are in the standings?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (axyOa)

468 Rapintoe claimed to be gung to for the 2023 tournament

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)

469 "AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics..."

What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Patty Murray at July 10, 2019 02:11 PM (jWe5r)
-----

Pardon me lady's, is there room at this table?

Posted by: William "Cold Cash" Jefferson at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM (G0vdT)
==========

Let's party, muthafuckas!!!!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (vg8iE)

470 Is this love affair with womens soccer going to continue through the day will it eventually play out.

Posted by: Asking for a Friend at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (lkl+P)

471 467 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)

She'll be the xemale Colin Kaepernick.
------------------------------
Most chicks don't like comfortable shoes or clown shoes. I see no future for Ted Bundy Rapinoe here.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (2LelM)

472 How about equal pay for equal fan attendance?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Women are half the population of the US and even they don't want to watch women's footy ball.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (HDCbD)

473 448 Mo's Law of Sportsdynamics clearly mathematically states:
Hockey> Baseball> Women's Beach Volleyball > Boxing and MMA > Rugby> Curling> MotorSports > Football > Basketball > Lacrosse > other volleyball > Cricket > Beer Pong > DodgeBall > competitive eating > other men's pro sports > other men's amateur sports > High School boy sports > HS girl sports > little boy sports > little girl sports > running > jump-roping > planking> sleeping> Golf > cheerleading > Men's Soccer> Boy's Soccer > little girl soccer> Buttscratching > Women's Soccer > Lesbian Women's Soccer > Angry Lesbian Women's Soccer.

If you disagree, you are anti-science.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (r+sAi)

...

I LOL'd at Golf. Also at buttscratching, and "other volleyball".

Well...played.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (yL25O)

474 This has always perplexed me about lesbians. Many of them gin up man hatred to 11, but then wear flannel shirts and sport Wayne Newton haircuts. Why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:02 PM (YqDXo)


I always presumed because they believe that looking like a lovely woman is a tool of the patriarchy. So it's just another iteration of "FUCK YOU, DADDY!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (BmxiN)

475 RE: Whoopi there seems to be this confusion between having boobs and being pretty. If she has the face of a 40 year male boxer, she's not pretty no matter how big her chest is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)

476 equal pay for women's sports bit is highly entertaining.

-

Has Rapinoe or any other equal pay advocates explained why the girls on the team are paid different amounts?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM (gLXhU)

477 French military prowess during the Great War.

Late 1914, the French submarine Curie attempted to attack the Austro-Hungarian naval force at Pola. Instead the submarine sank and was later re-floated by the Austro-Hunagarians and rechristened as the U 14.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM (VFi6u)

478 Never though Al Gore had any "rhythm" at allPosted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)

His massage therapist said he never misses a beat.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM (5mVeG)

479

Rush giving a shout out to Mollie's book and reading from it...

nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM (vEIlU)

480
476 I watched the soccer games.
I admit it.
But then have you seen where the Mariners are in the standings?
-----------------
Hey, the Nats are in second place and above .500 at the all star break. There may be reason for hope?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM (2LelM)

481 >488




Rush giving a shout out to Mollie's book and reading from it...



nice





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM (vEIlU)


We got our copy last night. The bride started reading it already.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (sjdRT)

482 >>She's like a really unlikable Chauncy Gardener.



Heh. At least Chauncy Gardener wasn't full of himself. AOC wants to rule our lives with her Green New Deal tyranny.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

483 To be fair, WWI era submarines were complete deathtraps.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (1ISKN)

484 Mo's Law of Sportsdynamics clearly mathematically states:
Hockey> Baseball> Women's Beach Volleyball > Boxing and MMA > Rugby> Curling> MotorSports > Football > Basketball > Lacrosse > other volleyball > Cricket > Beer Pong > DodgeBall > competitive eating > other men's pro sports > other men's amateur sports > High School boy sports > HS girl sports > little boy sports > little girl sports > running > jump-roping > planking> sleeping> Golf > cheerleading > Men's Soccer> Boy's Soccer > little girl soccer> Buttscratching > Women's Soccer > Lesbian Women's Soccer > Angry Lesbian Women's Soccer.

If you disagree, you are anti-science.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2019 02:10 PM (r+sAi)

---

LOL at planking and sleeping

Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (RU4sa)

485 Run a sleeper conservative
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV)


yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (vEIlU)

486 The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.
=======
well their ticket buying fan base would then be caught up in a girl on girl battle royal of hair pulling, catty name calling, note passing, and de friendings and nobody wants to see that.

In just a few years ago they were all watching sparkle ponies or whatever on PBS.

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (K2RLk)

487 475 460 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)

Sure. Gets her access to teenage poontang.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

488 >>>There is no anger over women's sports, you clown.

Yes, you seem not at all irrationally upset.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (TzWib)

489 The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:14 PM


***

I suspect half the team is just keeping their heads down.
And, there's a lot of money at stake. If someone pisses of the "stars" they won't get invited to the exhibition games later this year. Lots of bucks involved in being on the team.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (axyOa)

490 Run a sleeper conservative
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV)

Who? Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (NFEMn)

491 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet? Think
Golden Scalp Weasel for Trump's hair or Regis for John Bolton's
mustache. Ted is definitely rockin' that beard. It deserves a name of
its own.


Boudrou

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (hLRSq)

492 I won't hate on the wemens kickball team but they can dive headfirst into the goal frame thingies or into shallow pools of water for the anti American bullshit. I would not fuck them with billyjeffs old man dick. They can go fuck themselves as far as I care.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 02:19 PM (0OmEj)

493 496 475 460 So does Rapinoe now continue her career as a high school gym coach?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)

...

Motivational speaker and hair color consultant.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 02:19 PM (yL25O)

494 Hey, the Nats are in second place and above .500 at the all star break. There may be reason for hope?

There is no hope for the Mariners. In the beginning of 1995 it was looking like the team was going to move out of Seattle. That may happen again if they can't get their crap together. The team deliberately unloaded everyone worth a damn and now there's nobody bringing fans to the field to watch.

I mean even when the M's were terrible they had guys like Buhner, Griffy, Rodriguez, Martinez, and Ichiro to watch. Now they got nuffin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:19 PM (39g3+)

495 I watched the soccer games.
I admit it.



I did too. I'm not a real soccerist, I only watch the men's games every four years because I can tell they're actually trying to win, which I can't always tell otherwise.

So with about that level of fussball sophistication I have to say that the girls did not play as well. With the men you could see plays unfolding, zones forced, coordinated attacks. The girls mostly ran around kicking stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 02:19 PM (fuK7c)

496 My Cardinals are at .500....a mediocre record, in a mediocre division... ah well.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:19 PM (bCLt0)

497 Neener neener neener

Posted by: Online Anger Retard at July 10, 2019 02:19 PM (flINI)

498 Instead of testing new hair color treatments on rabbits, Rapinoe will suffice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (VFi6u)

499 AOC is the dumbest person ever to serve in politics. I'm surprised it took her this long to realize the leadership is trying to bury her out of sight.

Sadly, she'll win reelection again and again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2019 01:21 PM (bkUtD)


----

Sorry. That title goes to our Michigan congress and senate people. Levin, nephew of previous LEVINS, is certifiably ignorant, Stabanaugh, Peters and Talib. We have tthat honor hands down.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (lonOK)

500 >>The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.


One hopes they might be doing it quietly.

I am not a soccer fan, but Rapinoe's behavior has been unpleasant and repellent. I have less respect for the team based on this. And I would be no less repelled if someone were doing this while bashing Obama. We used to expect better behavior from athletes.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (bDqIh)

501 492 To be fair, WWI era submarines were complete deathtraps.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:17 PM (1ISKN)

...

Are new submarines all that much better?

I mean, it seems like the best place to be in a war until suddenly it's not.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (yL25O)

502 Women are almost as good as men in Curling.

You know, because of the sweeping involved. If a vacuum was used they'd probably be on top.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (xfb67)

503 Hey, the Nats are in second place and above .500 at the all star break. There may be reason for hope?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:16 PM


****

After my time in DC, I became a Nats fan (for National League) and cheer for the Caps. Redskins...not so much.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (axyOa)

504 Dennis Prager had both Mollie and her co-author on for a hour yesterday, only heard a bit of it.

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (BbGew)

505 Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (TzWib)

The fishing thread is on Saturdays.

Posted by: ... at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (5mVeG)

506 Women are half the population of the US and even they don't want to watch women's footy ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (HDCbD)


My wife's conjecture for why women's sports are dominated by lesbians: she says most women aren't that interested in playing competitive sports, so the ones who are more likely to be sisters of Sappho.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

507 The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.


One hopes they might be doing it quietly.

I am not a soccer fan, but Rapinoe's behavior has been unpleasant and repellent. I have less respect for the team based on this. And I would be no less repelled if someone were doing this while bashing Obama. We used to expect better behavior from athletes.
=====
This is an op.

So was/is Kapernick.

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (BdeAL)

508 she's the gift that keeps on giving, until like vodka and boston cream pie, you've had so much that you want to throw up.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (ZqRa6)

509 I doubt AOC WANTS to be in Congress very long.... her novelty will wear off, an her narcissism will lead her to TeeVee.......

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (bCLt0)

510 I'm still not sure why we're supposed to be overly proud of girls receiving billions in Title IX dollars winning against countries that don't offer require high level training in the same form.

It's like having a parade after Alabama or Clemson beat an 8th grade summer program.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:22 PM (gLXhU)

511 "466 The equal pay for women's sports bit is highly entertaining.

I fully support this for soccer. Accordingly, we're cutting the pay for men's soccer down to that for women's soccer.

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (YqDXo) "




That's a great idea, one I can totally support !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 02:22 PM (I1oSB)

512 Virtual dive on the SM U 8

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5vv9tlr

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:22 PM (VFi6u)

513 Dennis Prager had both Mollie and her co-author on for a hour yesterday, only heard a bit of it.
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (BbGew)

I'm sure they'll soon be interrupted, I mean, interviewed by Hannity one of these days....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:22 PM (NFEMn)

514 511 Women are almost as good as men in Curling.

You know, because of the sweeping involved. If a vacuum was used they'd probably be on top.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (xfb67)


And if they were sliding a sammich down the ice, it'd be no contest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

515 Imagine not knowing piling is a sport.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (13dPG)

516 Yes, you seem not at all irrationally upset.
Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (TzWib)


But I didn't use down sprinkles or exclamation points......

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

517 Women are almost as good as men in Curling.

But much more interesting to watch. Men play beach volleyball too, but only Anderson Cooper likes to watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (39g3+)

518 The war of the curling sexes starts, it does....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (bCLt0)

519 Women are natural climbers.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (13dPG)

520 Redskins...not so much.
-----------------------------
Diogenes, the Redskins defense is getting very interesting. We have a bunch of RBs and a questionable QB and O-line situation. It makes for entertaining spectating.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

521 Dude, you forgot to rank Tebow-ing. Go Gators!1!1!

Posted by: Florida Man at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (Jj+59)

522 499 Run a sleeper conservative
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 02:07 PM (TAmPV)

Who? Jeff Sessions?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:18 PM (NFEMn)

Heh. It says "conservative".

Posted by: Roy at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (Gvpa/)

523 If only some one could create a sport that involved getting a man a beer or reading a book about vampires.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM (xfb67)

524 Are new submarines all that much better?

I mean, it seems like the best place to be in a war until suddenly it's not.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM

****

That's what I told my 'ol man who spent twenty years in subs (including WWII). He wanted to know why I didn't go into tanks in the Army. I told him tanks and subs were alike. There is no wounded in tanks. Like subs, everything designed to kill a tan, kills it.
No thanks.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 02:24 PM (axyOa)

525 The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.

someone did, sort of

A retired player, saying it's an honor to go to the WH, and that this was a shame.

Rapinoe is going to keep it up because she's making money off of it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 02:24 PM (vEIlU)

526 My wife's conjecture for why women's sports are dominated by lesbians: she says most women aren't that interested in playing competitive sports, so the ones who are more likely to be sisters of Sappho.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

I saw The Sisters of Sappho open up for The Doobie Brothers.

Not

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn)

527 509
I am not a soccer fan, but Rapinoe's behavior has been unpleasant and repellent. I have less respect for the team based on this. And I would be no less repelled if someone were doing this while bashing Obama. We used to expect better behavior from athletes.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (bDqIh)


Yes, there used to be a concept called "sportsmanship" but I guess that's gone out the window.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 02:24 PM (xjiRE)

528 Judging by the Indian navy, no submarines are not much better now. Their sole SSBN was rendered useless because someone left a hatch open in the engineering spaces that allowed sea water in. And no one noticed for months.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (VFi6u)

529 I was going to make a joke but there are actual search results for "women's caber toss".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (fuK7c)

530 or reading a book about vampires

-

The part that bothers me is that apparently that Twilight crap was about kids.

Grown women reading epstein level erotica is totes okay, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (gLXhU)

531 by the way, the federalist had an article yesterday on why the male soccer players make more than the wowen: the men's teams being in a whole lot more money.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ZqRa6)

532 OT question: do we have a nickname for Ted Cruz's beard yet?

Could name it "Michelle," after Barack's beard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

533 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (9vQJW)

534 This Rapino creature reminds me of the West Point cadet who was an open commie. What was his name?

Posted by: LGoPs at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (w+jpq)

535 I really like soccer for the under 8yo group. My small town is co-ed until 10, so everyone plays. A lot of fun watching the younger ones trying to figure out which way they are supposed to be running. Bless the coaches.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (MIKMs)

536 My wife's conjecture for why women's sports are dominated by lesbians: she says most women aren't that interested in playing competitive sports, so the ones who are more likely to be sisters of Sappho.

This seems plausible at least. Most women are not very competitive and as a result aren't very good in sports that require it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)

537 The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

They're probably afraid to. The mob will turn on them and they'll get the works, including getting doxxed...

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (NFEMn)

538 I am not a soccer fan, but Rapinoe's behavior has been unpleasant and repellent. I have less respect for the team based on this. And I would be no less repelled if someone were doing this while bashing Obama. We used to expect better behavior from athletes.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (bDqIh)


She should've been kicked off the team for her anti-American sentiment immediately.

You can't play for the national team if you hate the nation you represent. Period.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

539 If she would just sing a happy song while working, her heavy burdens would be lightened and every day would be a day without drudgery.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (e1mEI)

540 Diogenes, the Redskins defense is getting very interesting. We have a bunch of RBs and a questionable QB and O-line situation. It makes for entertaining spectating.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:23 PM

****

I'll stick to college football (Go Cougs!) but will cheer for the Seahawks.
The Skins lost me with how they pushed RGIII. He could have been a real star.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 02:26 PM (axyOa)

541 540 by the way, the federalist had an article yesterday on why the male soccer players make more than the wowen: the men's teams being in a whole lot more money.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ZqRa6)


Same for the NBA, mallfly..... just gonna wait for Wimminz NFL..... that'll pack 'em in......

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 02:27 PM (bCLt0)

542 AOC has a new interview published today:

"And what we call bold agendas, or Republicans call socialist, are things that they've always called socialist. And [we should] wear it, understand that that's what they're going to say, but don't run away from the actual policies that can transform people's lives."

Is there a low carb alternative to popcorn? I'm going to need it.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2019 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

543 Women are half the population of the US and even they don't want to watch women's footy ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (HDCbD)

My wife's conjecture for why women's sports are dominated by lesbians: she says most women aren't that interested in playing competitive sports, so the ones who are more likely to be sisters of Sappho.
======
....aren't that interested in playing competitive sports (to the point where they have to give up everything else in life to focus on training), which is what it takes to play at high levels/professional levels, not just scary talent.

I don't mind an gay athlete. I just really don't want to tune into a game and hear about your social life. Because I really don't care about your social life. I'm not tuning into entertainment tonight - am tuning into SPORTSBALL!! so get me sportsball already and hold the mouthy bs about your social views.

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:27 PM (2r/0A)

544 The US is truly exceptional. We managed, in defense unification, to combine 2 departments (War and Navy) into 4 departments (Army, Air Force, Navy, Defense).
We have since added the Departments of Homeland Security and Veterans Affairs.
What remains? Well we need to create a Department of Nuclear Weapons by splitting that from Energy.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 10, 2019 02:28 PM (5NMZN)

545 Yes, there used to be a concept called "sportsmanship" but I guess that's gone out the window.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 02:24 PM (xjiRE)

Are you kidding? Just uttering the word will get you 25 to life these days....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

546 The sad part is no former or current female soccer player has called her out for her behavior.
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They're probably afraid to. The mob will turn on them and they'll get the works, including getting doxxed...
Posted by: JoeF.


Then pardon me when people call the chick that picked up the dropped flag a hero and I call bullshit.

Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:28 PM (HDCbD)

547

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Al-Queadaaea

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 10, 2019 02:28 PM (T+ZG/)

548 And I would be no less repelled if someone were doing this while bashing Obama.

I don't know (or care) what she said but Barky was an America-hater and traitor. He deserved to be bashed and badmouthed from everyone. He deserved to be put in prison.

We used to expect better behavior from athletes.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (bDqIh)


Meh. We used to merely expect them to understand that they were, at best, entertainers and had nothing more to offer. They were happy enough to be able to do their sports and drink and carouse.

There weren't many women athletes back then and they were all busy trying to show that they weren't dykes (though most of them were).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (bOCwl)

549 Yes, there used to be a concept called "sportsmanship" but I guess that's gone out the window.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 02:24 PM (xjiRE)


Sportsmanship died when taunting and end zone dances from the love scenes of "Zulu" began in the NFL.

It's first blow came when the then Cassius Clay started talking crap about all of his opponents. But the NFL finished it off.

Ironically, the NFL now bans taunting and discourages end zone dances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

550 Soccer is gay so I would expect a lot of lesbians would play.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (B1ik8)

551 Posted by: Chillin the most at July 10, 2019 02:20 PM (lonOK)

No way , man. I have the utmost respect for the Dingells and Conyers and Coleman Youngs but especially the Kilpatricks.

Posted by: Florida Man at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (Jj+59)

552 I'll stick to college football (Go Cougs!) but will cheer for the Seahawks.
The Skins lost me with how they pushed RGIII. He could have been a real star.
----------------
I think RGIII was impossible to coach. He was RGIII until he ran into a really big Ravens LB.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (2LelM)

553 No TV for Ocasio She too mean

She got big hungry for raw power She like sushi power not TV power

Posted by: Jimmy Chen at July 10, 2019 02:30 PM (lkl+P)

554 Soccer is gay
-------
But rugby teams have more touching among team members.

Posted by: G at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (5NMZN)

555 Subs and ships in general seem like good places to hang out and they can be quite comfortable until they are not. Everything wants to sink you and being at sea without supporting habitat is not pleasant, granted on a sub you die and there is no chance surface combat ships have better odds but get nasty fast. I would say aircrew have the same sort of problems.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (0OmEj)

556 Ironically, the NFL now bans taunting and discourages end zone dances.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Old time coaches call it, "act like you've been there before".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (HDCbD)

557
it was at the Daily Caller

US Soccer Legend Brandi Chastain Says White House Visit Is 'Very Special'

Former soccer star Brandi Chastain defended having the U.S. Women's National Team visit the White House following its World Cup championship win Sunday.

"Having been to the White House multiple times, going to the White House is very special. It's very historic for our country -- it means a lot," Chastain told CNN's Brianna Keilar on Tuesday.

...

We are a world leader, so this is another opportunity for our team to potentially not make a statement about how we feel about our president, but how we feel about our country," she continued. "We can determine where we go and why we go and how we go -- that's the decision they will have to make."

The two-time Olympic gold medalist scored the game-winning penalty kick against China during the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup. Chastain was later named on the All-Time Best XI list by the United States Soccer Federation.

"It's not an easy [decision] and I'm saddened that it is a little bit of a situation, so to speak," Chastain said. "It shouldn't be that way."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (vEIlU)

558 >>My wife's conjecture for why women's sports are dominated by lesbians: she says most women aren't that interested in playing competitive sports, so the ones who are more likely to be sisters of Sappho.


It's also prime recruiting ground. I recall a WNBA player a few years ago mentioning that as a hetero, she was under a lot of pressure from lesbian players. This was in line with a friend who played women's basketball in college has told me. Anecdotal, I know. So maybe its self-selecting, or maybe its that certain players are alienated and drop out. Just a guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (bDqIh)

559 Sec Acosta coming up live to a press conference on the Epstein case

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (BbGew)

560 Ironically, the NFL now bans taunting and discourages end zone dances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (YqDXo)


Call trash Call trash talk They all trash

Posted by: Jimmy Chen at July 10, 2019 02:32 PM (lkl+P)

561 Soccer is gay
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But rugby teams have more touching among team members.
Posted by: G at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (5NMZN)

Touching like Vikings.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 02:33 PM (B1ik8)

562 Young Whoopi was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2WRE3bW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (fuK7c)

I hit it.

Posted by: Extinct Wooly Mammoth at July 10, 2019 02:33 PM (abNpZ)

563 It did look to me the girl who picked up the flag did it to save it.

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 02:33 PM (BbGew)

564 Brandi is also married. To someone with a penis. And a y chromo

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:34 PM (BdeAL)

565 Soccer is gay so I would expect a lot of lesbians would play.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 02:29 PM (B1ik


Soccer is man-gay. It's a perfectly acceptable women's sport. Don't need any hand-eye coordination. Don't need any hand skills, at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 02:34 PM (bOCwl)

566 It's also prime recruiting ground. I recall a WNBA player a few years ago mentioning that as a hetero, she was under a lot of pressure from lesbian players. This was in line with a friend who played women's basketball in college has told me. Anecdotal, I know. So maybe its self-selecting, or maybe its that certain players are alienated and drop out. Just a guess.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (bDqIh)


I mentioned our neighbor's daughter, who was all-in on HS softball, practicing constantly etc. and then one day dropped it like a bad habit. Just like that.

My neighbor was puzzled, but I noted (to myself) that that happened right after boys started walking her home from school.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

567 Here it is:

Candice Wiggins was a college star at Stanford, the third pick of the 2008 WNBA draft and a 2011 champion. And at the mountaintop of her basketball career, her sexuality marred the moment.

There is a "very, very harmful" culture running throughout the WNBA, she says, which saw her get bullied during her eight-year career because she is heterosexual.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

568 So maybe its self-selecting, or maybe its that certain players are alienated and drop out. Just a guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 02:31 PM (bDqIh)



So, are you going to take one for the team?

Posted by: Tongue n Groove at July 10, 2019 02:34 PM (lkl+P)

569 Young Whoopi was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2WRE3bW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (fuK7c)

I hit it.
====
I did, but I lost a bet.

Posted by: Teddy D at July 10, 2019 02:35 PM (wVyKW)

570 Breaking News: 15 year old boys demand equal pay with the US Women's Team .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 02:35 PM (B1ik8)

571 The equal pay for women's sports bit is highly entertaining.

I fully support this for soccer. Accordingly, we're cutting the pay for men's soccer down to that for women's soccer.

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 02:13 PM (YqDXo)


What I want to know is, who the fuck is paying any American to play soccer, to begin with? It's not a governmental thing. Probably some Eurotrash douchebag.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 02:35 PM (bOCwl)

572 Also at buttscratching, and "other volleyball".

Well...played.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 02:15 PM (yL25O)


I was flipping through the channel the other day and actually ran into "soccer volleyball". Volleyball with no hands.

Talk about boring and stupid sports ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 02:37 PM (bOCwl)

573 What I want to know is, who the fuck is paying any American to play soccer, to begin with? It's not a governmental thing. Probably some Eurotrash douchebag.
=====
No. There are people who pay money to buy tickets to go to see these soccer games live, if you can believe it. Here in the US. They seem to be, enthusiastic about it, voluntarily walking in, cheering appropriately, buying team gear etc etc.

Posted by: simplemind at July 10, 2019 02:38 PM (BdeAL)

574 Breaking News: 15 year old boys demand equal pay with the US Women's Team .

---------------
They might like equal play (off the pitch) with them too.

Posted by: G at July 10, 2019 02:39 PM (5NMZN)

575 Young Whoopi was a 1.

http://bit.ly/2WRE3bW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 01:54 PM (fuK7c)




Ehhhhhhh....no. She looks like Tranny Young Samuel L Jackson.


But hey, c'est la vie. Enjoy your fantasy!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2019 02:39 PM (r1/AF)

576 Cheep Tiky

Posted by: Billy Chem at July 10, 2019 02:40 PM (lkl+P)

577 There are people who pay money to buy tickets to go to see these soccer games--------
Well, futbol games.

Posted by: G at July 10, 2019 02:40 PM (5NMZN)

578 Has she heard...that soccer sucks?

Posted by: torabora at July 10, 2019 02:41 PM (Y274z)

579 My good friend's daughter played Soccer for Texas Tech and when that was over she didn't want to enter the real world so she moved to Iceland and played for a soccer club. Food and Board and a small salary. I think he has finally told her she has to get a real job.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 02:41 PM (B1ik8)

580 > Instead the submarine sank and was later re-floated by the Austro-Hunagarians and rechristened as the U 14.
How would you like to have been one of those poor Hungarian sailors that got assigned to a salvaged French submarine that had already sunk once?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 10, 2019 02:42 PM (JUUk1)

581 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 02:37 PM (bOCwl)

Handball is pretty intense. I call it no water polo.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 02:42 PM (B1ik8)

582 Nood.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 02:43 PM (JUUk1)

583 Donkey Choppers to issue tweet this evening...it say.....
...Too much committee work from Pelosi just like picking cotton in hot sun for Massa..........

Posted by: MR. KIM at July 10, 2019 03:12 PM (lMn1U)

584 I think Sandy is-as I hear from people in HR-a typical millennial. They come into interview and the first thing they ask about is benefits and time off. (and now, not all millennials are like this).
She doesn't want to work; She wants to be seen. She doesn't want to do anything boring; It's beneath her. Very entitled. Very narcissistic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 03:31 PM (+0VWg)

585 When will we be rid of this meddlesome bucktoothed flatfaced bitch?

Posted by: TexasJew at July 10, 2019 03:35 PM (Y6WgN)

586 Why are we not fighting for

Do give a damn

Next stop is New York man

Whoo Wee they are going to die

next song is Pablo Picasso by Modern Lovers(much better song)

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 10, 2019 04:11 PM (9PtLS)

587 "donket-chompers"

never gets old...naver fails to generate a guffaw.....appears it will have a very long shelf-life.....

lolol....

Posted by: jay marks at July 10, 2019 04:26 PM (9SGBP)

588 donkeY....

Posted by: jay marks at July 10, 2019 04:28 PM (9SGBP)

589 Ted Cruz beard: La Barba Piedra

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (eZfF5)

590 Ted Cruz beard: La Barba Piedra

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at July 10, 2019 06:54 PM (eZfF5)

591 Its so hard working on the water fountain decoration committee and the Obama' Great Books Library Commission. I can't do all the nail and toe painting I should be.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 10, 2019 11:46 PM (nRj4F)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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