Sandy Cortez: The Lead in the Water Pipes in Flint, Michigan Was Put There by Climate Change or Something

Alexandria Donkey-Chompers, Loud n' Ign'ant!

Cash me outside!

The Sage of Yorktown Heights also opined that the flooding DC experienced yesterday was due to global warming.

It's all global warming these days! Maybe you fellas need a refresher course!



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:44 PM




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1 Jeezus she's dumb.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 09, 2019 02:45 PM (prSvo)

2 Is there a list of things that AOC has blamed on climate change?

Cuz that would be a good list.

Posted by: MJ at July 09, 2019 02:45 PM (gAMkn)

3 First. Because I am a ninja.

Posted by: FIRST at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (hg3pQ)

4 top 100

Posted by: fox at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (hdFyL)

5 Right. That's exactly how that works.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (p997d)

6 She actually makes me look like a wise and intelligent creature... and I can't even cross a street.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (t41dG)

7 Well someone got brain damage somehow

Posted by: GregV61 at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (7XCZA)

8 Low IQ? Climate change.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (6e1eX)

9 Shit. I misspelled, "THIRD."

Also, "Dumbass."

Posted by: THIRD at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (hg3pQ)

10 It has always been climate change. Evil humors and miasma!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2019 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

11 3 First. Because I am a ninja.
Posted by: FIRST
======================

Your kung fu is weak.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 09, 2019 02:47 PM (prSvo)

12 Cash me outside!


How bou dah?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 02:47 PM (tH5fk)

13 And boy does she know about ingesting lead.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

14 She's dumb but she is used to people agreeing with her because they want to bang her.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (AjVAj)

15 I just lost ten, twenty points off my IQ.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (VpIIl)

16 I try to convince myself that the abject stupidity of AOC is an aberration and then Martin Heinrich starts talking.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (BD/yx)

17 Repulsively stupid, as someone here once commented.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (sZRzw)

18 She is an expert on brain damage, I'll give her that.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (Izzlo)

19 Climate change - is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (A2Uq6)

20 And boy does she know about ingesting lead.
Posted by: joncelli,



By Jove.

I think he's got it!

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (tH5fk)

21 They need to rename the Dunning Kreuger effect.

This chick's name is far more accurate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (KUaJL)

22 Why doesnt she bleach her hair?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (OG7NC)

23 Nome sane?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (88+cf)

24 The more she waves her arms around and over-pronounces words, the more convincing her argument is.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (6e1eX)

25 Her mom was the original Pet Rock, wasn't she.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (VpIIl)

26 AOC - blame the fact you were foisted off on the rest of us on global warming and stupid voters but mostly global warming.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (qC1Sy)

27
Proof of Roman Hruska saying that mediocre people need representation too. We can't have all Thomas Reeds and Sam Rayburns.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (Wx/+I)

28 She's no worse than the idiot fuck I heard on CNN International saying climate change causes earthquakes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (vg8iE)

29 14 She's dumb but she is used to people agreeing with her because they want to bang her.
Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2019 02:48 PM (AjVAj)

Yes, and when I get done with her tits she is going to be RUDELY surprised.

Posted by: Gravity at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

30 That's a relief. Here I thought it was just because Flint was run by a bunch of Democrats.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (sX1BW)

31 As I recall the lead in the pipes was put there by there stupid Democrats that run the city even after they had been advised to not use lead.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (mpXpK)

32 So AOChe was drinking from led pipes. Explains a lot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (H4VdJ)

33


TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING ALL BEAT UP ALL THE TIME AND DRINKING OUT OF TOILETS. DRINKING OUT OF TOILETS, AKSHULLY.

TELL THAT TO THEM THAT THEY NEED TO DRINK FRESH WATER, NOT OUT OF TOILETS, OUT OF EVIAN BOTTLES AND PERRIER. TELL THAT TO THEIR CHILDREN THAT THEIR MOTHERS COULDN'T DRINK FRESH SPRING WATER.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (7wsmM)

34 Plumbers are behind climate change! It all makes sense now!

*dons foil sombrero*

Reynolds Wrap FTW! Gibbildy-farghty!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 09, 2019 02:49 PM (hLRSq)

35 It has always been climate change. Evil humors and miasma!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Evil humors is making a big comeback. Also The Plague.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (tH5fk)

36 We talk about her way too much.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (FTlwv)

37 I get that she has that 'je ne se qua' that results in her getting all the attention and social media love, but she really is a freakin' idiot.

She does not know much about anything, and it is both embarrassing and annoying she is still taken seriously.

Can the Republicans please run someone in her district in 2020 so she can be sent home?!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

38 I keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean? I mean, I'm 29 and a half, so I should be up on young people's lingo, but I missed that one.

Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (mFoNl)

39 Climate is changing, huh?


What's the earth's basal climate supposed to be?

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (Mzkan)

40 This was Willowed but we can all use a little heartening.

Sure Diamond and Silk are awesome, but 9 in 10 who look like them are still Commiecrats.

-
This thread is rather heartening:

https://bit.ly/2G5LD98

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (+y/Ru)

41 In fairness, if the trend of the last few months continues, the seas will be boiling by Christmas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (fK4Z3)

42
Alexandria Donkey-Chompers, Loud n' Ign'ant!

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I dedicate this Westside Connection classic to AOC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbcmEyKDtHs

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (AzW6q)

43 To be clear...I'd still hit it.

Posted by: MJ at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (gAMkn)

44
So if you kill someone by hitting them on the head with a lead pipe you can blame their death on global warming.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (TAmPV)

45 Brain damage from raising blood lead levels.

Did Cortex grow up in Flint by any chance?

Can I ask how the parent morons in Flint would know the difference since they themselves would already be brain damaged with risen blood lead levels?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (37IEG)

46 8/10 would smash

Posted by: MJ at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (gAMkn)

47 Tell that to the families in Flint whose kids have rising blood lead levels and brain damage.

Because of Democrat policy decisions, in Flint's case, to get their own water - through contaminated pipes - to save money over buying their water as they had been doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (A2Uq6)

48 "We need to upend the country to help solve the problems we inflicted on our own constituents through massive corruption and criminal incompetence."

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (U7voe)

49 Global warming is responsible for low IQ's like mine!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

50 Da rain in Spain falls mainly on the poor

Posted by: AOC at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (nd1QQ)

51 Do we ever put bad examples on stamps? Like a "don't be that guy" stamp?

I nominate AOC with a dunce cap for a stamp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (I2dne)

52 http://bit.ly/2XMGCg3
*******
TheRand2025 on Twitter: "Trump knows and so does media. From a liberal publication.
*******
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

53 good thing she has only one functioning brain cell. if she had two, it would be like chernobyl in that empty head of hers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (KP5rU)

54 35 It has always been climate change. Evil humors and miasma!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Evil humors is making a big comeback. Also The Plague.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (tH5fk)

Don't count out that miasma, she's a bitch!

Posted by: Gravity at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

55 Wait, what? What with the what now?

I mean. What?

Ye gods.

In other news, apparently it's Lindsay Graham's birthday today and Trey Gowdy wished him happy birthday thusly:

"Happy birthday old man - Celebrate by staying up until 8 pm tonight. Come play golf with me soon. I need some money."

https://twitter.com/TGowdySC/status/1148664009979248640


That is nearly Horde worthy.

I'm still trying to figure out how global warming put lead in the pipes which then leached out but I'm not rocket surgeon like Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

56 Is there a list of things that AOC has blamed on climate change?

Cuz that would be a good list.
Posted by: MJ at July 09, 2019 02:45 PM (gAMkn)
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Everything. Everything bad is caused by climate change. Or Donald Trump. Or both. Both is for the extra-bad stuff. But mainly climate change. Or Trump.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (aXucN)

57 This chick needs a ball gag.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)

58 Well it must be serious 'cause she's waving her hands and arms with such vigor.


Bernie would be jealous.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (G0vdT)

59 38
I keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean? I
mean, I'm 29 and a half, so I should be up on young people's lingo, but I
missed that one.

Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (mFoNl)
"cash me outside"

Is that some New York variation of "dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs?"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)

60 The Idiot Queen has delivered a proclamation. It is ordained.

Let the legion of mouthbreating idiots go forth across the land and deliver this wisdom.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)

61 When she bleats, can Chompers at least disrobe so I can watch the entire clip?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

62
Can the Republicans please run someone in her district in 2020 so she can be sent home?!

Posted by: Lizzy


No Republican could win her district. Dumb people deserve dumb representatives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (Wx/+I)

63 The thing is, this what the Climate Change scam has been about since the very beginning, I've been watching it and fighting against it (with the few abilities I have) since at least 2008. AOC is just the tool who's mouthing the words that were scripted for her.

10 - 20 years ago the Warmists had already settled in on their claims of "Everything Bad is Climate Change!" It was clear even then that was never anything more than a tool that could be use to gain political power.

And I pause for a moment there - even people on our side forget sometimes that this issue, from the very beginning of it 30 years ago, has NEVER been anything other than a tool designed by the left to aid them in grabbing power.

So now, AOC is simply reading the script that was prepared for someone like her decades ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

64 Aren't the things she cites infrastructure issues?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (nd1QQ)

65 Global Warming/Climate Change is like Trump. It is responsible for everything bad and nothing good.

Posted by: zmdavid at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (xqRaG)

66 if she had two, it would be like chernobyl in that empty head of hers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (KP5rU)

She has two brain cells, and one of them is giving the other CPR.

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (U7voe)

67 I'm still trying to figure out how global warming put lead in the pipes which then leached out but I'm not rocket surgeon like Donkey Chompers.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (mf5HN)
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It has to do with chemtrails. You lawyers wouldn't understand.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (aXucN)

68 Okay, I'm from around where she's from, and I'm calling bullshit. Where does she come from with this accent? That's not a Bronx accent, that's not a Yorktown heights accent. That's the accent of someone who's trying to get over.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (bM37c)

69 I couldn't do my homework. Climate change.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

70 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (9gDA7)

71 Everything she says should always start with Duh.......

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (9gDA7)

72 JJ, if you're reading this, we really need a photoshop of her wearing a "I Wish These Were brains" t-shirt on the next Morning Report

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (Izzlo)

73 The subway was late. Climate change.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

74 She looks like a gramdma.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (13dPG)

75 Her script writers know that there's a lot of people in her "base" that will believe this. That's why it is said and then spread far and wide in headlines.

America is not uneducated by some crazy accident.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (v0ZRm)

76 I'm taking the day off. Climate change.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

77 Out before banana shits retard infests it.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (AjVAj)

78 A O C You Next Tuesday

Posted by: Code School Dropout at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (apgFk)

79 http://bit.ly/2XMGCg3
*******
TheRand2025 on Twitter: "Trump knows and so does media. From a liberal publication.
*******
Willowed
===========
see . . .

Posted by: Mossad out front should have told you at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (5EHvC)

80 What may look like brain damage of the Flint kids is likely baseline.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (O04uF)

81 72 JJ, if you're reading this, we really need a photoshop of her wearing a "I Wish These Were brains" t-shirt on the next Morning Report
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (Izzlo)

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Maybe buy the t-shirt and send it to her office?

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (qC1Sy)

82 She's stupid and wrong but morally smart and morally right.

Someone needs to fire this retarded scrunt and get her back to her stripping career.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

83 I keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean? I mean, I'm 29 and a half, so I should be up on young people's lingo, but I missed that one.
Posted by: Moki


It's a new variation on Quantum Theory. Out of MIT.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)

84 38 I keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean? I mean, I'm 29 and a half, so I should be up on young people's lingo, but I missed that one.
Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (mFoNl)

Oh! I know this one!

Sort of anyway... some snotty teenage girl on a talk show (?) was being a real bitch and said "cash me outside" as a threat or something and it became a meme.

What I don't remember is if she was the one that was mad that her parents wouldn't buy her a brand new better car than the brand new car they bought her of if that was some one else.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (BD/yx)

85 This dumb bitch is on tv all the time because stooped people from New York are finally getting representation. Like the idiot in the sequined toy cowboy hat represents Florida idiots.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (OG7NC)

86 Harpy lefty women age like Freddy Krueger. So she has that to look forward to.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (v0ZRm)

87 Pullma fingah!!

Posted by: Hoof Hearted at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (t41dG)

88 The cognitive bias of illusory superiority results from an internal
illusion in people of low ability and from an external misperception in
people of high ability; that is, "the miscalibration of the incompetent
stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the
highly competent stems from an error about others.
And shit.

Posted by: AOC at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (xqfqx)

89 The water turned me into a newt !!

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (lWCRE)

90
keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean?



I think it's like saying meet me outside after school.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (TAmPV)

91 Asthma in the Bronx is a little-remembered Stones album.

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (sZRzw)

92
10 minutes before I start mowing the pens and back 40. Not looking forward to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (Wx/+I)

93 In 5 years I will be able to touch my nipples together on my backbone

Posted by: Chiquita Krushev at July 09, 2019 02:54 PM (flINI)

94 It should really hurt a person to be that stupid.


And it would if evolution was a scientific fact rather than an unproven theory.

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (gmo/4)

95 Climate crisis put all those homeless people in Starbucks bathrooms.

Climate crisis is turning our kids into trannies.

Climate crisis cancelled Magnum PI.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (H2I6R)

96 "One year ago I was waitressing in a taco shop ..."

That degree in economics really paid off, huh?

Look at it this way, Toots. A year and a half from now, you'll probably be back to waitressing in a taco shop if Nancy Pelosi has anything to say about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (A2Uq6)

97 Climate change caused that fucking kid at the drive-through to forget to put pickles on my burger.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (fuK7c)

98 Why are we paying this bint 6 figures?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (sm6Pk)

99 And I thought the flooding in DC was merely a good start.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (TkuZ0)

100 Good news! $1/week subscriptions to the National Review are back!

Hard pass. A buck too much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (I2dne)

101 And we bitch about how limp-wristed millennial boys are today. Dudes from the 1910s and 20s must have been absolute friggin' fags.

Dumb-asses ... shit like AOC is absolutely on YOU !!!

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (BnuDT)

102 64 Aren't the things she cites infrastructure issues?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (nd1QQ)

Sheesh, you're so literal. Next you're probably going to tell us that Marianne Williamson really can't fix the whole world with the Power of Love.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

103 I think this is sort of like the game 7 Degrees of Kevin Bacon where you have to figure out how the two things are related.

So, something like:

Kids in Flint with Lead in their blood > Lead pipes > Lead is an element with the same number of valence electrons as Carbon > Carbon is found in C02 > C02 from cars is causing Climate Change

QED: kids in flint have lead in their blood because of climate change.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)

104 Climate change leads to floods! Floods of water! Water levels rising everywhere! Water that needs to be removed, and you need pipes to do that! And that means plumbers! Plumbers who put in lead pipes!

My God It All Makes Sense!

*spins about in office chair, gibbers loudly*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

105
Is that some New York variation of "dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs?"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)

I've never heard that one either. I am obviously a sheltered 29 and a half year old.

Which is surprising since I have been reading Ace since I was ... (calculates)...19!! Yes, 19!! So I should be hip to all this...lingo.

Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (mFoNl)

106


If you watch the Kaitlin Bennett videos, the braindead zombies took the concentration camps bullshit and ran with it.

Something tells me there was some coordination going on between the people who shove words in Sandy Big Tits' head and the people who spread propaganda at the local level.

Community organizin.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (7wsmM)

107 Climate crisis controls the electoral college.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (H2I6R)

108 Hey, we should give her her anti global warming solar power project.

I did the math yesterday based on the plant they have in Abu Dhabi with it's 3.2 million panels to supply 90000 people.

We could build that here to supply the US, and well, fluck Massachusetts, because that's about the right surface area we'd need for the solar panels to do it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (37IEG)

109 We talk about her way too much.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (FTlwv)
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I was thinking the same thing, Jinx.

And then I wondered if she ever does anything useful, or does she just read stupid statements and tweet all day.

Surely as a sitting Congresscritter she must have something better she should be doing. Maybe we should be glad she's not doing it, I dunno.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (aXucN)

110 Remember, everyone, gravity is AOC's greatest foe.

It has to do with chemtrails. You lawyers wouldn't understand.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 02:52 PM (aXucN)



Ohhhhh it's all so clear now.


Or it would be if I wasn't stuck in these chemtrails.

Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

I, of course, am an Ancient Aliens aficionado. Also Nessie is real and a plesiosaurus and I will cut a bitch who claims otherwise.

That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

111 She could raise a lot of money selling advertising space on her teeth.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (Jj+59)

112 Like a 40 year old dry weathered Wilson A2000.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (13dPG)

113

Mini AOC had a hysterical video of her talking about a new movie on climate change that she just saw. It's like called Ice Age 2.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (kw5n8)

114 AOC: She is like a dumb but aggressive child who purposely shits her pants and hands you the brown gold with pride in expectation of a reward.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (ppBhU)

115 68 Okay, I'm from around where she's from, and I'm calling bullshit. Where does she come from with this accent? That's not a Bronx accent, that's not a Yorktown heights accent. That's the accent of someone who's trying to get over.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 02:53 PM (bM37c)

If memory serves she was actually raised somewhere white and non-accented, like Westchester.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

116 And it would if evolution was a scientific fact rather than an unproven theory.
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (gmo/4)


There are no "proven" theories. A theory is a model that, despite many tests, has not been disproven. Yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (A2Uq6)

117 She should come down here and experience global warming. Of course, if she got lost going to the airport, or from her apartment to the street, she could always come next year. Damn global warming seems to strike Arkansas every July.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (C1Lsn)

118 In fairness, if the trend of the last few months continues, the seas will be boiling by Christmas.
>>

Free shrimp for everyone!

Posted by: FrodoB at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (mnNV7)

119 Moki - When in doubt, check urban dictionary:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y42ca9xk

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

120 Ocrazio Cotits is proof positive some voting blocks are really fucking stupid.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (9gDA7)

121 Even I know that "cash me outside" is just a succinct version of "let us discuss this further in the parking lot".

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (BnuDT)

122 I think if you assume that 'Climate-Change'
is a euphemism for 'Democrat policies'
It all makes sense.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (lWCRE)

123 If water levels rise, we won't NEED pipes to get water! Win Win!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (37IEG)

124 Kids in Flint with Lead in their blood > Lead pipes > Lead is an element with the same number of valence electrons as Carbon > Carbon is found in C02 > C02 from cars is causing Climate Change

QED: kids in flint have lead in their blood because of climate change.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++++
AOC probably can't read some of those words, let alone use them for tortured illogic like that.

Funny, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (I2dne)

125 The origin of "Cash me outside." Read and despair.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (Izzlo)

126 Ghetto way to say "Catch me outside" - challenge to fight.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (bM37c)

127 Is there a list of things that AOC has blamed on climate change?



Cuz that would be a good list.


I believe her protruding teeth belong on that list, along with her going to the store and forgetting what she was supposed to buy there.

Posted by: An Observation at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (KYRLA)

128 Kaitlin Bennett? Is she the one who pooped herself at a frat party?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (UHFz4)

129 To be clear...I'd still hit it.
Posted by: MJ at July 09, 2019 02:50 PM (gAMkn)

______

Until it stopped moving

Posted by: Chiquita Krushev at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (flINI)

130 How long do I have to wait through the video before she takes off the glasses, lets her hair down and does that head shake thing, and starts doing a sexy dance?

Surely it must be coming, because I've not heard dialogue so stupid outside of porn.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 02:57 PM (KUaJL)

131 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

I, of course, am an Ancient Aliens aficionado. Also Nessie is real and a plesiosaurus and I will cut a bitch who claims otherwise.

That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

#IwantToBelieve

Aliens.

Cute girls that are not insane.

And Oswald was not the only shooter on the Grassy Knoll.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

132 I'm still trying to figure out how global warming put lead in the pipes

***

It's like that putting lead in your pencil expression

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM (nd1QQ)

133 Surely as a sitting Congresscritter she must have something better she should be doing.

Such as cutting all the red out of a magazine, for example.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM (A2Uq6)

134 Little girl sounding accent and her waving of her right arm is really off putting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM (+0VWg)

135


"keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean?"

Look up "woahvicky" and you'll figure it out.

And then you may think that the planet is doomed.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM (7wsmM)

136 "Sage of Yorktown Heights" -- I love it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM (ClOmq)

137 So is she moving up her Climate Chaos Change Global Warmening Doomsday Clock? I wanna know if we have even less than 12 years left.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (JoUsr)

138 WOW!!! You are so so stupid!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (nQHw/)

139 She seems to have decided that being shrewish will make her look smart.

Center part, hair pulled tight like a skull cap, and scoldy is not a good look on her. It's not sexy librarian.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (fuK7c)

140 Climate crisis knocked down a bunch of fat ladies at Disney World.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (H2I6R)

141 The water is not safe to drink in this town. That's exactly what you would expect the bartender to say.
Shit water
Drink cocktail instead
PROFIT!!!

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (Jj+59)

142 >>> Kaitlin Bennett? Is she the one who pooped herself at a frat party?

no, carried a gun around Kent State
loves to own the libs

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (lWCRE)

143 Little girl sounding accent and her waving of her right arm is really off putting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM

Her voice makes Fran Drescher's voice seem soothing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (H4VdJ)

144 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

--------------------

Which one do I need to believe in in order to avoid getting throat-punched?

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (qC1Sy)

145 That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

1. UFOs for me. I know about relativity and I don't care and will accept just about any reason for us not to be alone.

2. Assassination conspiracy theories: Not JFK. It was pretty clearly Oswald. The others, I'm willing to listen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

146 I'm a cuck. Climate Change!

Posted by: Jonah Iceberg at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (Y8PSl)

147 couldn't do my homework. Climate change

***

Not only would the school accept that excuse, they would close the school for a day in solidarity

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (nd1QQ)

148 AOC once again wants us to ascend to the levels we did during WW2.

I presume she means we should use more nukes.

It would be hard to ascend any higher.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (sX1BW)

149 Climate crisis controls the electoral college.



Nyet.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (fK4Z3)

150 Steyer/Cortez 2020 -- The Fool Donkey (Ass and Chompers)!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (U9Kwu)

151
I, of course, am an Ancient Aliens aficionado. Also Nessie is real and a plesiosaurus and I will cut a bitch who claims otherwise.

That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)


Unexplained 411 disappearances.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (JgA4k)

152
Climate Change has led to an increase in people using handicapped parking spaces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (Wx/+I)

153 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
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I'll play! I believe that the fourth Indiana Jones movie that turned out to be *SPOILER ALERT* all about aliens is actually real and true and the government's way of leaking that that's how it all really went down, without actually having to tell us that that's how it all really went down, because then they would look like, you know, kooks.

Also, X Files was a documentary series, the end.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (aXucN)

154
Can the Republicans please run someone in her district in 2020 so she can be sent home?!


Posted by: Lizzy




Her
district will probably be eliminated by the 2020 census

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (mpXpK)

155 Little girl sounding accent and her waving of her right arm is really off putting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM

You just wait until I tell my beach friends about this!

Posted by: Dr. Christine-ballsy-Ford at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (Izzlo)

156 Remember, she was number 4 in her class at Boston U. Hahaha.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (Jj+59)

157 Donkey-Chompers don't ever change.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)

158
"keep seeing this phrase, "cash me outside." What does that mean?"

Look up "woahvicky" and you'll figure it out.

And then you may think that the planet is doomed.
======
its a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em . . .

Posted by: memes for 1000 alex at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (0ct8d)

159 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
+++++++++++
When the group that founded what would become the Federal Reserve started meeting about the idea of a new national bank, one of the key opponents to the idea was American industrialist John Jacob Astor. He had serious influence and was the richest man in the world at the time. He was a huge impediment to the plan for a new national bank. He refused to attend their conference on Jekyll Island in 1910.

When their plan got further along, he continued to raise opposition. He may have been able to defeat it, but we'll never know - he died when the Titanic sank and a year and change later, the Federal Reserve Bank was formed.

The other industrialists who desired the new national bank arranged for his death. The thousands of others who died were collateral damage to avoid the pall of assassination from hanging over the Federal Reserve's foundation. The whole thing was a ploy to kill off JJ Astor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)

160 Well, if anyone can speak about brain damage, it's AOC.

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

161 Her
district will probably be eliminated by the 2020 census

---------------

The rising sea levels should have already taken out here district. I'm going to do my part by increasing my carbon footprint.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (sX1BW)

162 So it turns out according to that wiki entry
"catch..." or "cash..me outside"
really is a variation of
"dip me in shit and roll me in bread crumbs".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)

163
Or it would be if I wasn't stuck in these chemtrails.

Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

I, of course, am an Ancient Aliens aficionado. Also Nessie is real and a plesiosaurus and I will cut a bitch who claims otherwise.

That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)


I soooooo want everything on Ancient Aliens to be true!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

164 AOC must have been drinking a lot of Flint water.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (B1ik8)

165 If memory serves she was actually raised somewhere white and non-accented, like Westchester.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

Yeah, Yorktown Heights. Technically not NYC, but residents sound like outer borough NYCers.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (bM37c)

166 ORANGE CLIMATE BAD!

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (Gvpa/)

167 AOC - The gift that keeps on giving...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (so+oy)

168
Climate Change led to the Novus Ordo Mass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (Wx/+I)

169 You were working as a waitress
In a taco shop
When I met you

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (nd1QQ)

170 156 Remember, she was number 4 in her class at Boston U. Hahaha.
Posted by: Ass Chum at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (Jj+59)

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Eh, she probably heard "she's a 4" and assumed she was 4th in her class......

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (qC1Sy)

171 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

I'm open to the idea that Earth has been visited in the past by aliens ... and stories were written down about the events.


Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (BnuDT)

172 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)

With an iceberg? Damn, that weather machine's older than I thought!

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (U7voe)

173 Little girl sounding accent and her waving of her right arm is really off putting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM

++++++++++==
*weeps uncontrollably*

At least she still has a right arm!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (2a088)

174 Now, now, now, blake, this is about sharing with the Horde your own thoughts and opinions. I, being a fluffy bunny of fluffy bunniness, would never do such a thing as throat punch a person who expressed a different view about the mysteries of the Universe. *bounds about all innocent*

Except Nessie. Diss Nessie and I will cut you.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (mf5HN)

175 Tell people in Flint not to spend their tax dollars on graft and opportunists, and maybe they would have had the money to continue paying for Detroit's clean water.

Try not to bankrupt every town that becomes your domain, blews.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (DuZls)

176 @170
Pulling a train.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (OG7NC)

177 119 Moki - When in doubt, check urban dictionary:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y42ca9xk



Oh HELLS no!!!! I have been around here long enough to know what that means. It's like clicking on CBD's innocuous link which leads to naked guy on a white ottoman. I learned that lesson.

I will remain in my ignorance, and be blissful.

Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (mFoNl)

178 The Masons are just a cover up! A decoy! The real power are the plumbers! Where did Hillary have her secret server? The bathroom! Bathrooms have pipes! The plumbers were into her server! She works for the plumbers! With the lead pipes!

Plumbers! The Ass Crack of Doom!

*chooses colorful yarn that won't clash with the pictures and reports on the wall or the faded newspaper clippings*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

179 For those who missed it:

BREAKING NEWS

Eric Swalwell dropped out of the 2020 Democratic presidential primary on Monday. Which has immeasurably shaken up the race for the 2020 Democratic nominee. It is unclear, at this point, if he is prepared to endorse another candidate

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (Q15+6)

180 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

I, of course, am an Ancient Aliens aficionado. Also Nessie is real and a plesiosaurus and I will cut a bitch who claims otherwise.

That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

Michael Jordon didn't "retire" he was caught gambling and the league needed a way to publicly spin their suspension of their star player.

Coke introduced New Coke without ever intending for it to catch on, but to be a buffer so that when the reintroduced regular coke, that people wouldn't realize that they changed between using cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (KUaJL)

181 I wouldn't classify believing in Nessie as existing as a plesiosaur family over many hundreds of years as being a "conspiracy theory" unless you believe that it also shot Kennedy as part of a mafia crime.

I believe in Nessie(s), however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (+0VWg)

182 cats and dogs living together!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (so+oy)

183 That climate change is for real. Bill and I are selling the island around Labor Day of 2030 before it tips over.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (Jj+59)

184 169 You were working as a waitress
In a taco shop
When I met you
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (nd1QQ)

That much was true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

185 Little girl sounding accent and her waving of her right arm is really off putting.

-------------

Her arm movements are weird. But they distract from her actual message, so they are probably helpful.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (sX1BW)

186 When will this Cortez woman begin to pay reparations to the Mexicans for the slavery and theft of her ancestor Hernan Cortez?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (Vy7tf)

187 Fun Fact: The black democrat city politicians are entirely responsible for the lead in Flint's drinking water pipes. 100%.. no 125%

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (pw+jk)

188 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
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Well why not hollow earth, or Nazi's operating a base in the Antarctic?

Posted by: Go Crazy Folks! at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (5EHvC)

189 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?


Sasquatch. Sasquatch is real and he's my friend.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (fuK7c)

190 You were working as a waitress
In a taco shop
When I met you
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM

We don't want you Sandy...We don't want you Ho..

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (H4VdJ)

191
Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

Used to think Malachi Martin was crazy, if amusing. Now? Not so sure he wasn't on the money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (Wx/+I)

192 Plumbers! The Ass Crack of Doom!

--

Related to our very own Ass Cheeks of Saturn?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (JoUsr)

193 AOC: She is like a dumb but aggressive child who purposely shits her pants and hands you the brown gold with pride in expectation of a reward.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (ppBhU)


A cousin of my wife when they were little said:

KID: I have to go potty.
MOM: Why don't you hold it.
KID: Hold it! I don't even want to touch it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (aS1PU)

194 AOC you ignorant twat, Sit Down and shut the fuck up. This enviro panic has got to stop. The lead in the water in Flint is man made (donk incompatance), Global warming/climate change is bullshit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (0OmEj)

195 AOC headline sometime next year: "I was just joking guys!"

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (U9Kwu)

196 153 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
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The Hollow Earth & the Deros theory is one of the weirdest out there.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (Izzlo)

197 I'll play! I believe that the fourth Indiana Jones movie that turned out to be *SPOILER ALERT* all about aliens is actually real and true and the government's way of leaking that that's how it all really went down


Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (aXucN)
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That and the Aztec city under Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (DuZls)

198 @paulsperry_ 12 minutes ago

BREAKING: Google photos of Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton, previously available on Google Images, appear to have been scrubbed.

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (cF8AT)

199 We need to start blasting her office with some bogus information that requires her immediate attention, end of the Earth stuff. Maybe the buried nuclear waste on the San Andreas Fault, or the secret illegal alien camp in Toad Suck Arkansas (real place). Watch her blow through the office budget, and beg Nanz for more.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (C1Lsn)

200 Fuck Detroit. They are a self inflicted wound. Let em bleed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (OG7NC)

201 So, this Puerto Rican chick is saying that Black voters in Flint are brain damaged? Elitist AND racist. And pretty effing dumb.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (Uytaa)

202 Big sugar is responsible for the food pyramid.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (JgA4k)

203 What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe? "

That some Democrats have my best interests at heart?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (6qErC)

204 >>Something tells me there was some coordination going on between the people who shove words in Sandy Big Tits' head and the people who spread propaganda at the local level.

Community organizin.
- - -

Her chief of staff is former Bernie bro Saikat Chakrabarti, who co-founded the Justice Democrats and Brand New Congress.org. The goal of Justice Democrats is to take over the Democrat party because it is currently too conservative.

Keep this in mind when AOC starts something, because it means all Justice Democrats will be pushing for it - fellow radicals Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley, Pramila Jayapal et al. AOC is simply the tip of the spear as she is the most skilled at getting attention, retweets, support from the MSM and Democrats who want to be with the 'cool kids', etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

205 With an iceberg? Damn, that weather machine's older than I thought!
Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:02 PM (U7voe)
+++++++++++++++
They planned to hit it. Members of the bridge crew were on the take. Their families were well taken care of by the Jekyll Island crew.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (68Tvj)

206 I'll play! I believe that the fourth Indiana Jones movie that turned out to be *SPOILER ALERT* all about aliens is actually real and true and the government's way of leaking that that's how it all really went down,"

you know what stupid thing out of the dozens of stupid things pissed me off in that stupid movie? (I know, there are so many possibilities)

it's when they finally get into the Secret Alien City, and all these magnificent artifacts from All of Human History have been collected by the Aliens over the Millenia, and they wake the Aliens up with some boogity-boogity-boo action.

and so then the Aliens decide, for no reason at all, to just smash into dust all of the stuff they've spent thousands of years collecting, for no real reason other than I guess they're bored with it, and go home. The End.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (Kpl3J)

207 I work with a guy, very experienced, great guy, easy to work with, friendly, all of it-- and he believes in Sasquatch. He's not kidding, either. We have to take the noobs aside before they go to work with him. "Listen man, he's a great dude, but don't talk shit about Bigfoot."

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (U7voe)

208 Sasquatch. Sasquatch is real and he's my friend.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (fuK7c)


I SHAVE, BANDER, YOU KNOW THIS!

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (mf5HN)

209 Climate change: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Posted by: Woke Homer Simpson at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (rl2c4)

210
Coke introduced New Coke without ever intending
for it to catch on, but to be a buffer so that when the reintroduced
regular coke, that people wouldn't realize that they changed between
using cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (KUaJL)

No, that one is true.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (37IEG)

211 Coke introduced New Coke without ever intending for it to catch on, but to be a buffer so that when the reintroduced regular coke, that people wouldn't realize that they changed between using cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup.

Old Coke had changed to HFCS in the US long before New Coke came along.

Since maybe the '80s you've had to buy Mexican Coke to get the good stuff.

Reminds me, I've got a bottle of Mexican Squirt out in the truck I need to chill.

The markets charge a premium for the Mexican stuff, which used to be the standard stuff here.

Posted by: JEM at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (8erNz)

212 Oh geez.. Doll Eyes Alex strikes again.

Someone needs to replace her brain with Folgers' Crystals. It would be an improvement.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (6BHZ6)

213 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

UFO's. I actually think they exist as well as alien's, there's just too much out there for us to be the only life.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (H4VdJ)

214 Climate crisis knocked down a bunch of fat ladies at Disney World.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (H2I6R)

________

That is just a new attraction. Ghetto Fight in Toon Town. Kinda like Gunfight at the OK Corral.

Posted by: Chiquita Krushev at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (flINI)

215 BREAKING NEWS

Eric Swalwell dropped out of the 2020 Democratic presidential primary on Monday. Which has immeasurably shaken up the race for the 2020 Democratic nominee. It is unclear, at this point, if he is prepared to endorse another candidate

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Heh, yeah, who is his mom going to cast her vote for now?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (JoUsr)

216 All the news on radio and cable TV seems to be spinning the Epstein indictment in terms of its impacts on Trump and Acosta.

Shemp and Fox gleefully reporting that Acosta 'refuses' to resign. as if his boss asked him and he wont do it.

Will we be seeing stories about Dems 'seizing' or 'pouncing' on the Epstein story ?





Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (lWCRE)

217 The Masons are just a cover up! A decoy! The real power are the plumbers! Where did Hillary have her secret server? The bathroom! Bathrooms have pipes! The plumbers were into her server! She works for the plumbers! With the lead pipes!

Plumbers! The Ass Crack of Doom!

*chooses colorful yarn that won't clash with the pictures and reports on the wall or the faded newspaper clippings*
Posted by: Mikey NTH

................

Nixon had Plumbers too!

Coincidence?? I don't think sooooo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (so+oy)

218 It's not a conspiracy but I choose to believe in Multiverses.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (B1ik8)

219 Not only would the school accept that excuse, they would close the school for a day in solidarity
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 02:59 PM (nd1QQ)


Like that stupid Swedish chick who wanted pupils to stay home from school to protest "climate change."

For my part, I'm going to watch the All-Star game tonight to protest climate change. I'm down with the struggle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (A2Uq6)

220 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

JFK's brain is in the basement of the CIA, running payroll. The aliens are also down there, in charge of HR.

Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (mFoNl)

221 In the video thumbnail AOC looks quite a bit like Zira.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

222 Ohhhhh it's all so clear now.

Or it would be if I wasn't stuck in these chemtrails.

Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

I, of course, am an Ancient Aliens aficionado. Also Nessie is real and a plesiosaurus and I will cut a bitch who claims otherwise.

That there are still megaladons down in the deep ocean depths is a True Fact and not a conspiracy theory.

Annnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

UFOs. I don't believe the goverrnment knows much more than we do, nor that there are little gray men with a fondness for anal probes, but I've seen aircraft that pull maneuvers that flip the bird at the laws of physics, and would destroy any airframe we could make.

Nessie as a surviving plesiosaur and remnant megalodons are plausible, if unlikely. Of course, so was the coelacanth until someone saw one in a fish market.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (J+mig)

223 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)

How much did the iceberg get for nailing him?

Was it paid in cold cash?


Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (lwNxB)

224 and so then the Aliens decide, for no reason at all, to just smash into dust all of the stuff they've spent thousands of years collecting, for no real reason other than I guess they're bored with it, and go home. The End.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (Kpl3J)
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It was fabulous, FABULOUS, and absolutely true.

Roswell! Roswell!

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (aXucN)

225 I'm not really a conspiracy guy. But I know how the Berenstein Bears were spelled when I was a kid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (ppBhU)

226 George Lucas had planned for Jar Jar to be the Sith Lord behind the original trilogy, but after the fan reception to Episode 1, he had to change it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (KUaJL)

227
That some Democrats have my best interests at heart?

Posted by: Anon a mouse


She said "conspiracy theory" not "laughable fable".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (Wx/+I)

228 wouldn't classify believing in Nessie as existing as a plesiosaur family over many hundreds of years as being a "conspiracy theory" unless you believe that it also shot Kennedy as part of a mafia crime
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You think you jest, but wait!

The plesiosaur family is indeed a "family". I highly organized secret society of criminal dinosaur's originally from Beta Origami 4, who crash landed on earth 40,000 years ago and have been secretly running the banking system and fried chicken cartel ever since!

Posted by: Go Crazy Folks! at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (FVbEf)

229 he died when the Titanic sank and a year and change later, the Federal Reserve Bank was formed.


(looking things up is cheating, but...) pretty sure the Fed is 1911 and the Titanic is 1912.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)

230 Re: conspiracy theories--

Where's my The Last Starfighter remake?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (l8gTz)

231 Big sugar is responsible for the food pyramid.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (JgA4k)

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AHEMMM

Posted by: Big Corn at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (pw+jk)

232 Yes, Kaitlin Bennett apparently shit herself at a college party, according to several witnesses. Bunch of reddit threads on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (UHFz4)

233 Also, X Files was a documentary series, the end.





Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:00 PM (aXucN)

The Matrix is real!

Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (gmo/4)

234 Oh yeah,the Megaladons are down there and the global warming hiding in the ocean is forcing them into shallower waters.Be afraid,be very afraid.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (AjVAj)

235 you know what stupid thing out of the dozens of stupid things pissed me off in that stupid movie? (I know, there are so many possibilities)

it's when they finally get into the Secret Alien City, and all these magnificent artifacts from All of Human History have been collected by the Aliens over the Millenia, and they wake the Aliens up with some boogity-boogity-boo action.

and so then the Aliens decide, for no reason at all, to just smash into dust all of the stuff they've spent thousands of years collecting, for no real reason other than I guess they're bored with it, and go home. The End.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:05 PM (Kpl3J)

See also Prometheus

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

236
Her chief of staff is former Bernie bro Saikat Chakrabarti, who co-founded the Justice Democrats and Brand New Congress.org.

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Saikat's the money man and calls the policy shots...

Alexandra Rojas is the strategist, and she manages the little retards' campaigns. Basically the KGB minder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (AzW6q)

237 Sasquatch bites big weinies. And hes a fag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (OG7NC)

238 Empress,

Bubba Hotep is a documentary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (6BHZ6)

239 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

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Dinosaurs were invented by the museum industry.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (sX1BW)

240 The government puts a chemical in pot that makes you crave Captain Crunch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (fK4Z3)

241 203 What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe? "

That some Democrats have my best interests at heart?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (6qErC)


Thread winner?

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

242 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?
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A good many Republicans represent a progressive mindset and have been "farming" traditional votes for years.

Only, I'm not playing. That's at 75% with me.

I also believe that conspiracies happen, but are covered with force not things so perfect you can't tell.

I believe the pristine bullet on JFK's stretcher was put there by a person or people who thought it would be better to "find the bullet" than not to. But I don't believe it's part of a broader CFR-type of "conspiracy".

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (DuZls)

243 218 It's not a conspiracy but I choose to believe in Multiverses.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (B1ik

I'm pretty sure I fell out of the normal universe and into bizarro world sometime during the Clinton Administration.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (J+mig)

244 I saw one of the Triangles in the Sky once.

actually, I did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

245
Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

The Titanic was actually the Olympic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (TAmPV)

246 You want a weird rabbit hole to get sucked into? Look up some of the "Missing 411" stuff. High strangeness.

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (Izzlo)

247 Dinosaurs were invented by the museum industry.
Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (sX1BW)

The Smithsonian was the OG Jurassic park?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (KUaJL)

248 UFOs. I don't believe the goverrnment knows much
more than we do, nor that there are little gray men with a fondness for
anal probes, but I've seen aircraft that pull maneuvers that flip the
bird at the laws of physics, and would destroy any airframe we could
make.



Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (J+mig)


It's gonna' turn out like that Sci-Fi series of books I quit on, where there's an interstellar war and we're the savages everybody kept an eye on - but didn't want to contact because we're pretty much Klingons.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (BnuDT)

249 Shemp and Fox gleefully reporting that Acosta 'refuses' to resign. as if his boss asked him and he wont do it.

.................

anyone else find it strange that Epstein is, so fat at least, not fighting this as a double jeopardy matter?

As nice a deal as that was, he was sentenced and did his time... Does it matter that the prosecutors fucked up???

But now that they can use him to get to Trump, it's all like "Oopsie! Let's have a do-over!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (so+oy)

250 being reminded of what a nitwit she is unfortunately means we are obligated to see her picture. with any luck the Dems will primary her out next year and we'll be done with her, except maybe on MSNBC

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (ZqRa6)

251 AOC in pron talking about climate change. Perfect setup.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (2LelM)

252 Cocaine Mitch schooling the MSM:

McConnell appeared to smile as a reporter asked him during a weekly press conference if he knew that his family once owned slaves, and if it changed his position on reparations for African Americans.

"You know I found myself once again in the same position as President Obama, we both oppose reparations and we both are the descendants of slave holders," McConnell told reporters.


The guy is good.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

253 It's gonna' turn out like that Sci-Fi series of books I quit on, where there's an interstellar war and we're the savages everybody kept an eye on - but didn't want to contact because we're pretty much Klingons.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (BnuDT)


A Hymn Before Battle?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (wCmLp)

254 However, I do believe that there is probably a group of international elites who meet and discuss what's best for the rabble (us) and then spend billions trying to get that into every government. So does the Tri-lateral commission do something?

Yes. And it wouldn't surprise me at all to find Soros heavily involved.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (DuZls)

255 It's possible Sasquatch exists.

Not very, but a teensy bit.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (tH5fk)

256 Annnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

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I think Dan Brown was foisted off on America in order to prove that marketing can sell anything.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (qC1Sy)

257 I'd forgotten about the Titanic was a plot to kill Astor. The Horde Hive Mind is a wondrous thing.

Michael Jordon didn't "retire" he was caught gambling and the league needed a way to publicly spin their suspension of their star player.

Coke introduced New Coke without ever intending for it to catch on, but to be a buffer so that when the reintroduced regular coke, that people wouldn't realize that they changed between using cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:03 PM (KUaJL)


Those are true, though.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

258 (looking things up is cheating, but...) pretty sure the Fed is 1911 and the Titanic is 1912.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)
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Federal Reserve Act was December 1913. Titanic was in April 1912.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (68Tvj)

259
UFO's. I actually think they exist as well as alien's, there's just too much out there for us to be the only life.

--

I've been watching that UFO show that was showing the eyewitness testimonies and footage of strange crafts caught on video by pretty believable military folks. I, for one, belieeeve. Well, there is something out there. In the skies and possibly deep in the oceans. Too many witnesses. Makes you think.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (JoUsr)

260 @TheOtherKeppler

When McConnell was asked at presser about his great-great grandfather being a slaveowner in Alabama, and whether that has changed his mind about reparations, Sen Todd Young, standing behind McConnell, turned and walked away, saying to a staffer, "I am so sick of this shit."

Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (cF8AT)

261 241 203 What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe? "

That some Democrats have my best interests at heart?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (6qErC)


Thread winner?
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

That's more wild delusion than conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (HreEk)

262 143
Little girl sounding accent and her waving of her right arm is really off putting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 02:58 PM



Her voice makes Fran Drescher's voice seem soothing.



Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019[/i
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Her voice aside (which she exaggerated for her TV and movie roles), Fran was much hotter in her prime than is AOC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (ClOmq)

263 Colorado Alex, yeah that does sound like the Posleen series.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (6BHZ6)

264 It's gonna' turn out like that Sci-Fi series of books I quit on, where there's an interstellar war and we're the savages everybody kept an eye on - but didn't want to contact because we're pretty much Klingons.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (BnuDT)

Psh. The Kingons have a society with well-defined gender roles that puts a high emphasis on honor.

At the best, we're the Ferengi.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (KUaJL)

265 She said "conspiracy theory" not "laughable fable"

Got me there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (6qErC)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (ClOmq)

267 The Titanic was actually the Olympic
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (TAmPV)
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Ah. I was actually at the Maritime Museum in Halifax last month (Halifax is where the majority of Titanic victims are buried) and read that the press used pictures of the Olympic when reporting about the Titanic (the pre-sinking photos, of course).

They were sister ships, so I guess they figured, eh, who's going to know.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (aXucN)

268 The best proof of alien life on earth is 'A Flock of Seagulls'. Have you seen those guys?

Frelling aliens. Bank it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

269
I believe the pristine bullet on JFK's stretcher was put there by a person or people who thought it would be better to "find the bullet" than not to.

The bullet was not "pristine". It was flattened and lost some material.

The "single bullet" scenario has been successfully replicated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (Wx/+I)

270 220 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

JFK's brain is in the basement of the CIA, running payroll. The aliens are also down there, in charge of HR.
Posted by: Moki at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (mFoNl)

So, what, they have the brain of a retarded chimp running security and counterintel? (You've got to admit, it would explain a lot.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

271
That's more wild delusion than conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (HreEk)

It could also be considered a sexual fetish.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (p997d)

272 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?



Bermuda Triangle. My late SIS's brother's plane was lost there and never recovered.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (TdMsT)

273 That the FIB is the best, finest, most thorough law enforcement agency and not under malevolent control.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

274 Did you ever notice that you fuck a dumb chick harder than a smart one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

275 Anyone ever notice the "aliens" were really shitty architects and that their buildings look like a 7 year old thought them up and even though they could move really large stone blocks around all over the place, they tended to just use one or two in any given building, and then built everything else out of the local crappy boulders and rocks?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

276 >>Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny

The Podestas are into some sick sh#t that involves kids (rno shenanigans in a DC pizza place required).

I really don't like ghosts stories and stories about demonic possession because it seems kinda plausible that there are other forces out there that we can't possible understand. One of my husband's childhood friends is now part of a team that does exorcisms.

*shivers*

*shrugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (bDqIh)

277 Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that the Russian interference would not have happened under Obama's watch...

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (Q15+6)

278 See also Prometheus
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK


Sasquatch wrote that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (aS1PU)

279 It's really unnerving the number of people these days who believe things that are objectively untrue. If we can't even agree on reality, then what?

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (eAZVt)

280 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?

Used to think Malachi Martin was crazy, if amusing. Now? Not so sure he wasn't on the money.
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sadly - there's a lot of stuff that synch's up.

If you do a little research you'll be completely appalled.

Posted by: sad to say at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (0ct8d)

281 Her voice aside (which she exaggerated for her TV and movie roles), Fran was much hotter in her prime than is AOC.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM

I'd still take Fran over AOChe

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (H4VdJ)

282 Yes, Kaitlin Bennett apparently shit herself at a college party, according to several witnesses. Bunch of reddit threads on it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (UHFz4)

________

Secksie...

Posted by: Fat Bastard at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (flINI)

283 I don't like Megalodons.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (tH5fk)

284 I think Dan Brown was foisted off on America in order to prove that marketing can sell anything.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (qC1Sy)


Pffft.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (A2Uq6)

285 It's gonna' turn out like that Sci-Fi series of books I quit on, where there's an interstellar war and we're the savages everybody kept an eye on - but didn't want to contact because we're pretty much Klingons.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:08 PM (BnuDT)

Just hope it's not like the old Twilight Zone episode "a small talent for war".

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (J+mig)

286 Posted by: Tami at July 09, 2019 03:04 PM (cF8AT)
*******
Wait, leftards said Jeffrey Epstein stuff was all conspiracy !

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (BqBId)

287 it has been asked, if UFOs are flown by such superior beings, why do they inevitably end up making contact people who think Elvis is still around? Unless they're really like the aliens in "Plan 9 from Outer Space" with a spaceship full of Goodwill store furniture and WW2 second and electronical stuff.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (ZqRa6)

288 The Knights Templar buried treasure on Oak Island.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (JgA4k)

289 That Barak Obama is a really smart man and not around 95IQ points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (pw+jk)

290 Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that the Russian interference would not have happened under Obama's watch...
Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (Q15+6)

The Ukrainian interference, on the other hand...

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (U7voe)

291 Of course, so was the coelacanth until someone saw one in a fish market.


Coelocanth is my favorite. Oh yeah, they've been extinct for 35 million years. You what? Africa? And you found some new ones in Indonesia?

And they taste good?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (fuK7c)

292 The guy is good.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 03:09 PM (G0vdT)


Ow! That reporter's granny is stinging from that slap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

293 268 The best proof of alien life on earth is 'A Flock of Seagulls'. Have you seen those guys?

Frelling aliens. Bank it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK

If you play "I Ran So Far Away" backwards it comes out as "We are horny reptilians, Earth!" in an alien language. Have I shown you the scars from where they implanted the tracker?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

294
That's more wild delusion than conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (HreEk)


Actually--I believe it is the most precise definition of insanity.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (TdMsT)

295 At the best, we're the Ferengi"

Tribbles. We're just little squirrelly things, looking for the quadrotriticale...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (6qErC)

296 Did you ever notice that you fuck a dumb chick harder than a smart one?
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Hmm?

Posted by: This has not been my experience actually at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (3poR1)

297 95IQ?

You spotted him about 20 points? What a spread.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (6BHZ6)

298 274 Did you ever notice that you fuck a dumb chick harder than a smart one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

Aren't you married?

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (p997d)

299 I don't like Megalodons.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (tH5fk)

The Jason Statham movie was hilariously awful. Recommended!

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (U7voe)

300
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (UHFz4)

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Keep socking regulars... it's a winning strategy!

And you could try copying some comments out of MS word too.

Leave a few unclosed tags laying around, and paste some long links while you're at it

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)

301 In the realm of sports conspiracy theories, I believe in the "Frozen Envelope" for the Knicks, and also other draft-related things like Cleveland getting the #1 pick the year Lebron James declared for the draft.

I absolutely believe that MJ was forced to retire for a year and half due to his gambling issues, not because he was 'bored' or wanted to try his hand at baseball.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

302 There are dinosaurs still living in the Congo.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (JgA4k)

303 Liberals whine about trump conservatives whine about AOC. Democrats fear trump and his supporters Republicans and corporate democrats fear AOC and her supporters.

Posted by: raimondo at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (yFi0K)

304 I believe there are ayyy lmaos hidden, mostly in monasteries and the like, throughout the world and they've been with us all along.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (nd1QQ)

305 I've been watching that UFO show that was showing the eyewitness testimonies and footage of strange crafts caught on video by pretty believable military folks. I, for one, belieeeve. Well, there is something out there. In the skies and possibly deep in the oceans. Too many witnesses. Makes you think.
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The aliens have a base beneath Antarctica. They get lonely and take rides looking for anal probing opportunities.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (2LelM)

306 re 277: because Barky was watching the basketball channel.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (ZqRa6)

307 I wouldn`t fuck that dumb bitch if she was 13 with pigtails...

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (yhf6w)

308 Conspiracy theories I might believe. Hmmm... That the US government has experimented with anti-gravity technology either a) adopted from alien spacecraft or (and more likely) b) stolen from Nikola Tesla upon his death.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (HreEk)

309 See also Prometheus
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK
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It was at least the theme of Noah. Having seen what their creation turned out to be, they wanted to destroy it.

I think I saw that mentioned by Scott.

Perhaps odd in a strictly logical sense, but forms a pre-rational principle that forged the Western Civilization.

But that's a hyper-rational reaction. What doesn't make sense to us, can't possibly be rational to a "higher intelligence". So since dogs can't figure out how we're such great "hunters", we have to be awesome "hunters'!

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (DuZls)

310 And apparently some kind of extinct bird species that has been missing for almost 300,000 years has managed to breed itself back into existence on a remote Indian Ocean island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (6BHZ6)

311
298 274 Did you ever notice that you fuck a dumb chick harder than a smart one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

Aren't you married?
------------------------------
Yeah, happily so. But listening to AOC brings back memories.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (2LelM)

312 302 dinosaurs still live on thses pages.

Posted by: raimondo at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (yFi0K)

313 Puma. Do you still use an email with a y in it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

314 287 it has been asked, if UFOs are flown by such superior beings, why do they inevitably end up making contact people who think Elvis is still around? Unless they're really like the aliens in "Plan 9 from Outer Space" with a spaceship full of Goodwill store furniture and WW2 second and electronical stuff.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (ZqRa6)

I sometimes listen to the Last Podcast on the Left, and they split their time between paranormal stuff and true crime. It seems to be the majority opinion on the UFO enthusiast community that UFOs probably don't represent crafts from other planets in the galaxy or wherever, but they represent psychic encounters with something beyond our comprehension that our brains try to process in ways that are more familiar to us.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (KUaJL)

315 There are at least 50 US cities that have lead levels worse than Flint

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (QkjLD)

316 Republicans and corporate democrats fear AOC and her supporters.

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Someone let rainmando loose again.

Posted by: SMH at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (RU4sa)

317 Just hope it's not like the old Twilight Zone episode "a small talent for war".
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (J+mig)


Loved that one. Also liked the one where God was delegating judgement, and the dude picked up a contract as a driver hauling souls.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (osT35)

318 Oh, and Babe Ruth's down year in 1925, the "bellyache heard round the world," was absolutely some sort of STD and the league didn't want that kind of news leaking out.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)

319 Okay, Horde, fun game time! What conspiracy theory do you at least sorta kinda believe?



Oh, lots of sh*t is possible.

UFOs, Ancient Aliens, Bigfoot, JFK murder plot, Malachi Martin, CIA mind control and my favorite, pizzagate.

Because the latter is the only thing that explains the artwork in Tony Podesta's house.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (+H0tZ)

320 The idea of a Bermuda Triangle is interesting, but if it exists how come every single plane that flies into that area doesn't disappear?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (+0VWg)

321 277
Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that the Russian interference would not have happened under Obama's watch...

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
Of course; the Russians wouldn't have needed to interfere. Barry would have been eagerly cooperating with them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (ClOmq)

322 293 268 The best proof of alien life on earth is 'A Flock of Seagulls'. Have you seen those guys?

Frelling aliens. Bank it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK

If you play "I Ran So Far Away" backwards it comes out as "We are horny reptilians, Earth!" in an alien language. Have I shown you the scars from where they implanted the tracker?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

You need to come to the next PNW MoMe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

323 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (6BHZ6)

Is it one of those ten foot tall parrot things that probably could eat people?

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (U7voe)

324 277 Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that the Russian interference would not have happened under Obama's watch...
Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (Q15+6)


AOC is sure of this, because she knows a Russian couldn't fit underneath his watch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (A2Uq6)

325 The Jason Statham movie was hilariously awful. Recommended!
Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (U7voe)


It's so terrible, I love it.

The best part about that movie is the massively obvious pandering to the Chinese market. I read Meg, and really enjoyed it, and it was very much not set around the coast of China. At all. Like. Not even a little bit.

I just love the screw it we need to make money in China so here, it's in China now.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

326 274 Did you ever notice that you fuck a dumb chick harder than a smart one?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

I got married young, so I wouldn't know. Yes, I was a total dumbfuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (HreEk)

327 I don't like Megalodons"

The Muldoons, OTOH...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (6qErC)

328 it has been asked, if UFOs are flown by such superior beings, why do they inevitably end up making contact people who think Elvis is still around? Unless they're really like the aliens in "Plan 9 from Outer Space" with a spaceship full of Goodwill store furniture and WW2 second and electronical stuff.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (ZqRa6)


The aliens are actually their version of drunk high school students going cow tipping, only for the drunk alien teens it involves yokels and anal probing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

329 That fapping makes hair grow on your palms. I mean I haven't had to shave my palms since high school.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (pw+jk)

330 Pffft.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (A2Uq6)


I've never read any of his stuff, but I've been told his sci-fi is decent.

I was in Hollywood recently, drinking with friends, and stumbled across some kinda L. Ron Hubbard museum. I went in. Because drinking, remember. A very comely lady at the front desk invited me to tour the place and when I balked said, "Don't worry. We won't kidnap you." Which was very reassuring.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

331 But that's a hyper-rational reaction. What doesn't make sense to us, can't possibly be rational to a "higher intelligence". So since dogs can't figure out how we're such great "hunters", we have to be awesome "hunters'!
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (DuZls)

Dogs: OMG, where do you get all this food? You must be the best hunter ever. We should be friends.

Cats: I'm on to you, charlatan. Now feed me or I tell the dog the truth.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (KUaJL)

332 311
298 274 Did you ever notice that you fuck a dumb chick harder than a smart one?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

Aren't you married?
------------------------------
Yeah, happily so. But listening to AOC brings back memories.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (2LelM)

So which one is the wife?

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (p997d)

333 >>Coelocanth is my favorite.


Grilled with a touch of Garlic, Lime and Ginger.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (cFjO7)

334 Actually we're descended from the survivors of Golgafrincham Ark Ship B.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)

335 It seems to be the majority opinion on the UFO enthusiast community that UFOs probably don't represent crafts from other planets in the galaxy or wherever, but they represent psychic encounters with something beyond our comprehension that our brains try to process in ways that are more familiar to us.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (KUaJL)

I'm not saying that makes sense, but it makes more sense than saying that beings that have mastered Interstellar Travel come all this way, and then just hide out on back roads in Mississippi, in order to jump out and say "BOOGITY BOO!!!" at the odd passer by.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

336 Is Sasquatch supposed to branch of the family whatever the Yeti is supposed to be?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (+0VWg)

337 When will Chiquita Krushchev confront the Mayor and the majority of the Flint City Council about the rampant corruption involving replacing the lead pipes?

Chiquita Peron is the first politician in my lifetime who I believe is seriously mentally ill. I think she truly believes all of her rhetoric.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (JcmHi)

338 Eat paint chips, get stupid.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (aZNua)

339
Dogs: OMG, where do you get all this food? You must be the best hunter ever. We should be friends.


Cats: I'm on to you, charlatan. Now feed me or I tell the dog the truth.


LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (+H0tZ)

340 290 Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that the Russian interference would not have happened under Obama's watch...
Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (Q15+6)

The Ukrainian interference, on the other hand...
Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (U7voe)


Why didn't Mueller interview Biden? All that time, effort & money could have been saved - seeing there wasn't any Russian interference under their "watch"

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Q15+6)

341 9 out of 10 Ancient Alien Theorist believe AOC is bat shit crazy.


And shit.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (xqfqx)

342 Is Sasquatch supposed to branch of the family whatever the Yeti is supposed to be?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (+0VWg)
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Oooh Fen, you're getting into ancestry.com territory now.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (aXucN)

343 eanwhile, Joe Biden says that the Russian interference would not have happened under Obama's watch...

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019

WTF? Who was President when the supposed interference was taking place? This guy is really nuts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (B1ik8)

344 291 Of course, so was the coelacanth until someone saw one in a fish market.


Coelocanth is my favorite. Oh yeah, they've been extinct for 35 million years. You what? Africa? And you found some new ones in Indonesia?

And they taste good?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (fuK7c)

I've heard they're inedible. Of course, that could be what they want you to believe

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Izzlo)

345 The bullet was not "pristine". It was flattened and lost some material.

The "single bullet" scenario has been successfully replicated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (Wx/+I)
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I know. With dynamic modeling. Garrison is a crank.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (DuZls)

346 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (+0VWg)

347 Climate change caused the Russians to hack the presidential election in favor of a global warming denier. It's a feedback loop!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (JQZZw)

348 Federal Reserve Act was December 1913. Titanic was in April 1912.


Hmm. Maybe 1911 was income tax.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

349 >>It's so terrible, I love it.

Yeah, even bad for a Jason Statham movie, but he's still watchable!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

350 309 See also Prometheus
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK
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It was at least the theme of Noah. Having seen what their creation turned out to be, they wanted to destroy it.

I think I saw that mentioned by Scott.

Perhaps odd in a strictly logical sense, but forms a pre-rational principle that forged the Western Civilization.

But that's a hyper-rational reaction. What doesn't make sense to us, can't possibly be rational to a "higher intelligence". So since dogs can't figure out how we're such great "hunters", we have to be awesome "hunters'!
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (DuZls)

Don't get me started on the movie 'Noah'.

Of course you CAN make that statement but if you're going to make that in a movie, you need to...actually show it.

Ok, here's another conspiracy theory that I believe:

Ridley Scott is a mediocre film director but a good director of photography.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

351 A very comely lady at the front desk invited me to tour the place and when I balked said, "Don't worry. We won't kidnap you." Which was very reassuring.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

And then she gave you a drink, and you fell asleep, and you woke up with a big scar on your side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)

352 Is Sasquatch supposed to branch of the family whatever the Yeti is supposed to be?


That's never been discussed... but probably. Sort of like brown bears vs. polar bears.

/ I am ashamed I know this FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (+H0tZ)

353 lol. Democrats trying to distract from their Epstein problem by demanding Acosta's resignation.

Still not word from Chuck Schumer on his connection to Epstein or the many donation on the public record he received from him...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

354 I'm not saying that makes sense, but it makes more
sense than saying that beings that have mastered Interstellar Travel
come all this way, and then just hide out on back roads in Mississippi,
in order to jump out and say "BOOGITY BOO!!!" at the odd passer by.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)


You're telling me the Aliens talk like Darrel Waltrip ?

Fuck it - I can't say it ain't true.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (osT35)

355 Why didn't Mueller interview Biden? All that time, effort money could have been saved - seeing there wasn't any Russian interference under their "watch"

Posted by: Ed Gibbon at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (Q15+6)
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That would be convincing were Biden actually convincing and knew what he was talking about.

His ass didn't know the facts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (DuZls)

356 In the nine years since the EPA last updated lead regulations, a substantial body of peer-reviewed science has shown no level of lead is safe for humans.

The obvious solution .. STOP drinking water

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (QkjLD)

357
Eat paint chips, get stupid.
Posted by: The Man from Athens


That depends upon the dip.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (aKsyK)

358 Eat paint chips, get stupid

***

The glasses counteract the paint chips

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (nd1QQ)

359 Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:11 PM (bDqIh)
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What Lizzy said regarding the Podesta's.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (qC1Sy)

360 Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (A2Uq6)

I've never read any of his stuff, but I've been told his sci-fi is decent.

I was in Hollywood recently, drinking with friends, and stumbled across some kinda L. Ron Hubbard museum. I went in. Because drinking, remember. A very comely lady at the front desk invited me to tour the place and when I balked said, "Don't worry. We won't kidnap you." Which was very reassuring.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)


He reportedly invented scientology on a bet that he could start a "religion" and some people would be stupid enough to take it seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (A2Uq6)

361 226 George Lucas had planned for Jar Jar to be the Sith Lord behind the original trilogy, but after the fan reception to Episode 1, he had to change it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:06 PM (KUaJL)

All over this one. Way too much smoke to be no fire.

I also believe vampires exist and can make others of their forsaken kind... but the Catholic Church killed most off centuries ago, and any survivors committed suicide when they woke up to Twilight, True Blood, and Sesame Street.

Posted by: trev006 at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (LR3Y8)

362 so aliens built the pyramids ... using slaves? Does that mean advanced tech and slavery go together? Apple and Google say "yes, we love (getting rich from) our slaves".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (Cus5s)

363 No one fears AOC. She is a pathetic loser.

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

364 A very comely lady at the front desk invited me to tour the place and when I balked said, "Don't worry. We won't kidnap you." Which was very reassuring.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


If that isn't a come on....
Lady has game.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (ATv6t)

365 Don't you already have to be stupid to eat paint chips?

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (Gvpa/)

366 Yeah, even bad for a Jason Statham movie, but he's still watchable!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

I joked with a girl I know that she liked the Thor movies because they featured her two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Abs and Chris Hemsworth's Pecs.

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (U7voe)

367
"Tell that to the kids in the South Bronx who are suffering from the highest rates of asthma in the country."

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Not to be callous, but someone has to have the highest rates. I mean, it's math. You can't start off at the second-highest rates. Would she feel better if kids in the southern half of Lincoln, Nebraska had the highest rates of asthma in the country? It's no surprise that kids in some shytty blue district have the worst health problems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (M9ntN)

368 AOC to Flint Mayor & City Council: "Climate change has put lead in your pipes and into our children's brain!".

Flint Mayor & City Council: "Um yeah, that's it. Climate change, that's the ticket. You go girl."

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

369
@AOC: You want to tell people that the climate crisis is an elitist issue?

[...]

Tell that to the families in Flint whose kids have rising blood lead levels and brain damage.

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Why would I waste my time telling them anything? They have brain damage.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (4P3CU)

370 >>"Don't worry. We won't kidnap you." Which was very reassuring.


Were you 'audited'?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

371 Bandersnatch, I would have to see if I remember the password. Empress has my alternate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (6BHZ6)

372 244; tom, as did i. weirdest thing i ever saw. huge.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (KP5rU)

373 I joked with a girl I know that she liked the Thor movies because they featured her two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Abs and Chris Hemsworth's Pecs.
Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (U7voe)

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Isnt that technically THREE ?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

374 RE: Scientology, I know two people who had bad encounters with them. A cousin on mine in N. CA was stalked by them years ago, and they tried to lure a friend in who lived in West Hollywood. Thankfully, neither were flush with cash, so they let them get away.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (+H0tZ)

375 When the group that founded what would become the Federal Reserve started meeting about the idea of a new national bank, one of the key opponents to the idea was American industrialist John Jacob Astor. He had serious influence and was the richest man in the world at the time. He was a huge impediment to the plan for a new national bank. He refused to attend their conference on Jekyll Island in 1910.

When their plan got further along, he continued to raise opposition. He may have been able to defeat it, but we'll never know - he died when the Titanic sank and a year and change later, the Federal Reserve Bank was formed.

The other industrialists who desired the new national bank arranged for his death. The thousands of others who died were collateral damage to avoid the pall of assassination from hanging over the Federal Reserve's foundation. The whole thing was a ploy to kill off JJ Astor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 09, 2019 03:01 PM (I2dne)



But why even sink the ship? With the Bull Moose party formed and the GOP split, the Demunists under Wilson were set for the White House.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (ujg0T)

376 Yeah.

It's that deadly di-hydrogen monoxide

It's a killer

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (QkjLD)

377 Of all of the miscellaneous rooks and grannies around the Internet, this place should be believing in alien life forms amongst us, e.g. beings unfamiliar with quirky Terran technology like power drills.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (L+K8Q)

378 330
Pffft.


Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at July 09, 2019 03:12 PM (A2Uq6)



I've never read any of his stuff, but I've been told his sci-fi is decent.



Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
One of Robert Heinlein's biographers tells the story of how, at a party, Hubbard is talking with Heinlein out on the street. A dust devil whirls by, and Heinlein points it out. Hubbard shrugs. "Oh, that's just Kitten." Heinlein excuses himself and makes a quick note for the story with a sentient urban whirlwind that would become "Our Fair City."

So yes, Hubbard had some imagination.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (ClOmq)

379 Are you not entertained?

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (b0tBX)

380 I also like the far out theories on gravity and time. I think that's why I liked the movie Interstellar. I was predisposed to like it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (B1ik8)

381 so aliens built the pyramids ... using slaves

***

There are artifacts of entire cultures that are kept out of public knowledge.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (nd1QQ)

382 Eat paint chips, get stupid.
Posted by: The Man from Athens


No causation is found.
You're pretty stupid to eat paint chips to begin with.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (ATv6t)

383 Ten foot tall man-eating parrots? Wow perfect date for Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (6BHZ6)

384 Don't you already have to be stupid to eat paint chips?

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (Gvpa/)

===
Just hungry or have smoked a doob.

Posted by: Sandy Donkey-Chompers at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (pw+jk)

385 Oxygen Dihydride.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (L+K8Q)

386 In the nine years since the EPA last updated lead regulations, a substantial body of peer-reviewed science has shown no level of lead is safe for humans.

It is now becoming common for toxicologists to disdain the very notion of a threshold level of toxicity for much of anything, so to hear such toxicologists tell it, there is no safe level of anything.

Is it possible for an entire field to become neurotic? You make the call.

In the alternative, maybe they're just puffing the importance of toxicology. At least that would be rational.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (A2Uq6)

387 He reportedly invented scientology on a bet that he
could start a "religion" and some people would be stupid enough to take
it seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (A2Uq6)
So Obama read Hubbard and used that as his campaign model?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (37IEG)

388 Is Sasquatch supposed to branch of the family whatever the Yeti is supposed to be?


Bumbles. Bumbles bounce!

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (fuK7c)

389 He reportedly invented scientology on a bet that he
could start a "religion" and some people would be stupid enough to take
it seriously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM (A2Uq6)


You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, start a religion. - L Ron Hubbard

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (osT35)

390 So Deep Rising was a pioneer in pandering to the Chinese or at least Asia? Huh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (6BHZ6)

391 Posted by: raimondo at July 09, 2019 03:14 PM (yFi0K)

Dude, don't fear the punctuation, it's your friend and won't bite you.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

392 Flint Mayor City Council: "Um yeah, that's it. Climate change, that's the ticket. You go girl."



I was told by a white liberal that lives in Flint that this is all the fault of the Republican Governor because he forced Flint to get an Emergency Manager because Flint was bankrupt. If he had just let Flint keep on their money spendin' ways, all would have been fine.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (+H0tZ)

393 Chuck Schumer is a reptilian.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (JgA4k)

394 Global climate warming change is causing the atmosphere to cool (?) so the lead condenses and comes raining down into our water pipes.

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (eAZVt)

395 383 Ten foot tall man-eating parrots? Wow perfect date for Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (6BHZ6)

I think normal height guys also eat parrots.

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (Gvpa/)

396 I had never hear of a megaladon (sp) before. How much bigger was that supposed to be than a Great White Shark?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (+0VWg)

397
Actually, the lead in the water in Flint was put there by the Democratic Party. They are incompetent at everything, except putting the blame for what they've done on Republicans.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (4P3CU)

398
Is it possible for an entire field to become neurotic? You make the call.



In the alternative, maybe they're just puffing the importance of toxicology. At least that would be rational.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (A2Uq6)
The mistake here is their base assumption which seems to be if we consume the right things in the right quantity we won't die.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

399 Ten foot tall man-eating parrots? Wow perfect date for Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (6BHZ6)

Terror Birds!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds0aDc6sBtg

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (U7voe)

400
"Tell that to the kids in the South Bronx who are suffering from the highest rates of asthma in the country."

I thought that was from inhaling cock-a-roach poo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (aKsyK)

401 It's no surprise that kids in some shytty blue district have the worst health problems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (M9ntN)

===
More proof that republicans are racists and hate children.

Posted by: Sandy Donkey-Chompers at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

402 Reported aerial photos of Pedo Island

https://tinyurl.com/y5486ljq

Posted by: McCool at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (lWCRE)

403 AOC = IdiOC.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (19g6/)

404 The folks at instapundit were saying that Epstein was a professional blackmailer and not a money manager at all.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (7VRKu)

405 Coelocanth is my favorite.
Grilled with a touch of Garlic, Lime and Ginger"

And just a hint of fresh dolphin.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (6qErC)

406 I had never hear of a megaladon (sp) before. How much bigger was that supposed to be than a Great White Shark?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (+0VWg)

About triple the size. Absolutely massive.

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (U7voe)

407 I'm not saying that makes sense, but it makes more
sense than saying that beings that have mastered Interstellar Travel
come all this way, and then just hide out on back roads in Mississippi,
in order to jump out and say "BOOGITY BOO!!!" at the odd passer by.
=========
back in the day, pre scientific revolution, the pixies and fairies were all rage.

People see stuff, and interpret it based upon context. When what they see is real fuzzy and relies mostly on context, the context of the times comes through louder than the signal itself.

Posted by: Go crazy folks at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (9ctIA)

408 You're pretty stupid to eat paint chips to begin with.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (ATv6t)


This.

I have to confess to some skepticism re the paint chips thing. I've seen it pushed as an explanation for why poor parts of town have lousy academic performance and school disciplinary problems. Which sounds suspiciously like a conveniently exculpatory explanation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (A2Uq6)

409 "Is it possible for an entire field to become neurotic? You make the call."

I think the entire world is becoming neurotic.

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (eAZVt)

410 The mistake here is their base assumption which seems to be if we consume the right things in the right quantity we won't die.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

I hear they give that stuff out at Mass.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (p997d)

411 385 Oxygen Dihydride.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (L+K8Q)
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That stuff's bad for you in large quantities and should be banned.

Penn and Teller even did a show on the dangers of that substance!

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (qC1Sy)

412 @AOC: You want to tell people that the climate crisis is an elitist issue?

[...]

Tell that to the families in Flint whose kids have rising blood lead levels and brain damage.


--

Uhhh, whose saying her stupid climate crisis is an "elitist issue"???

Where are these words coming from, exactly? I haven't heard them. Just your cacophony of general leftist hysteria.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:26 PM (JoUsr)

413 I had never hear of a megaladon (sp) before. How much bigger was that supposed to be than a Great White Shark?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (+0VWg)

About triple the size. Absolutely massive
=========
YUUUUUUUUUGGGGE!

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at July 09, 2019 03:26 PM (9ctIA)

414 I'm thinking that if this is the "future", the potential for people with a command of basic algebra or geometry to take over the world just substantially increased.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

415 If Perot had only eaten properly, he'd still be with us Sparky.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)

416 Megladon, a shark the size of a blue whale.

Since like other sharks they lack bones all we have are the jaws to estimate with.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:26 PM (6BHZ6)

417 It's no surprise that kids in some shytty blue district have the worst health problems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (M9ntN)


They get lead poisoning, but it's not from the water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (A2Uq6)

418 396 I had never hear of a megaladon (sp) before. How much bigger was that supposed to be than a Great White Shark?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (+0VWg)

"the commonly acknowledged maximum total length of C. megalodon is about 18 meters (59 ft), with the average size being 10.5 meters (34 ft),[22][23][25] compared to the maximum recorded sizes of the great white shark at 6.1 meters (20 ft)"

So about triple in size.

Also, I'm afraid of sharks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

419 That Bigfoot has big feet. He doesn't but he has an enormous penis. I know go figure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (pw+jk)

420 400


"Tell that to the kids in the South Bronx who are suffering from the highest rates of asthma in the country."



I thought that was from inhaling cock-a-roach poo?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
If that were true, I'd have had asthma all my life!

Posted by: Noo Awlins Dweller at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (ClOmq)

421 Sandy's purpose is to create as many dumpster fires as she can.

A useful idiot for the Soros Plan.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (sy5kK)

422 416 Megladon, a shark the size of a blue whale.

Since like other sharks they lack bones all we have are the jaws to estimate with.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:26 PM (6BHZ6)



And I thought Megladon was one of the foes of Godzilla.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (ujg0T)

423 320 The idea of a Bermuda Triangle is interesting, but if it exists how come every single plane that flies into that area doesn't disappear?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (+0VWg)

If I were to try to explain it, the triangle would be the contact point of a rotating 4+ dimensional object, which only intersects with our reality when a facet lines up with it.

Extra spatial dimensions are a wonderful source of headaches. I don't recommend trying to understand them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (J+mig)

424
I thought that was from inhaling cock-a-roach poo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (aKsyK)

--------------

Probably due to all the asbestos remediation that was all the rage until it was proved remediation was causing more problems than it solved.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (qC1Sy)

425 Sandy Straitjacket

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (Dkm+q)

426 So yes, Hubbard had some imagination.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


He also had brass balls the size of links in ship anchor chains. The story of how he hung out with Jack Parsons, eventually taking off with his lady and his money, springs immediately to mind.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (AM1GF)

427 So Obama read Hubbard and used that as his campaign model?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (37IEG)


Not far off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (wCmLp)

428 >>What Lizzy said regarding the Podesta's.

Right?
The weird emails, the blood ritual LARPing and that freakin' art collection. What normal person surrounds themselves with those images? When the Podesta shop was falling apart, Tony Podesta was focused solely on protecting his precious art collection - employees were not being paid, etc.. WEIRDO.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

429 I think the entire world is becoming neurotic.


Posted by: Chris M

--

Too much leisure time and too much social media.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (YslsA)

430 picked up a contract as a driver hauling souls.
Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:15 PM (osT35)

No no. souls are self transporting. Just hit them on the nose.

Now what God contracts out is observers. It's said that God can see everything. But what he doesn't have is billions of eyes. So he leases them from humans. Usually loners and weirdos cause he wants observations of different stuff and not the same ol' shit every day.

The upside is the observers never get stuck in any really bad situations (those are manned by those judged deserving) and they never are real losers but they're never real winners either.

They live a little bit longer and they look younger so they blend in better everywhere.

They're like Scouts (no not with the scarf and stuff but like indian scouts) where they scope out the dangerous parts of the trail and find out where the hazards are only without getting stuck in the hazards.

It's either boring as Heck or you're scared to death cause see the observers don't know they're observers until like they get real old.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (lwNxB)

431 What about chupacabra?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)

432 I have to confess to some skepticism re the paint chips thing. I've seen it pushed as an explanation for why poor parts of town have lousy academic performance and school disciplinary problems. Which sounds suspiciously like a conveniently exculpatory explanation.


This was explained to me by Bozo Conservative, Certified Scientist.

Back in the day, there was leaded gas. The high lead levels back then comes from breathing in leaded gas fumes.

Which does make more sense than "eating paint chips." But Big Oil and Big Cars didn't want you to know that.

As for the low scores today... too much cheap fast food.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (+H0tZ)

433 Is AOC's helium voice from golbalwarmingchange?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (H4VdJ)

434 Eat paint chips, get stupid.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 09, 2019 03:18 PM (aZNua)


As long as they're non-GMO and gluten-free!

Posted by: Sandy From Westchester at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (Y8PSl)

435 Megalodon couldn't eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (L+K8Q)

436 That the news media has no agenda and is not biased toward fascism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (pw+jk)

437 Megladon, a shark the size of a blue whale.

Since like other sharks they lack bones all we have are the jaws to estimate with.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Well, when 6' tall people are standing upright in it's jaws...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (ATv6t)

438 What about chupacabra?

Never see one in the same room as Doll Eyes Alex.

Makes you go, "hhmmmm"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (6BHZ6)

439 "Extra spatial dimensions are a wonderful source of headaches. I don't recommend trying to understand them.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (J+mig)"

So you also saw Cube 2: Hypercube, huh?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

440 Someday she'll run for President. She's likely to win because too many voters RIGHT NOW are as dumb, covetous, and vicious as she is. There will be even more at that point.

Posted by: doomed at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (oS0xz)

441 Of course you CAN make that statement but if you're going to make that in a movie, you need to...actually show it.

Ok, here's another conspiracy theory that I believe:

Ridley Scott is a mediocre film director but a good director of photography.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK
---
Film is a visual genre, and so shotting is an important part of being a film director.

Blade Runner is a primo film, if oddly-paced...and well, odd. However, knowing that Hauer ad-libbed his stellar monologue at the end and that Scott knew enough to keep it in says something on both sides of that argument.

I still argue that the Noahic reasoning of God is rather unreachable to us from our perspective, and that replicating that scenario becomes truer without a full conscious understanding of a creator who regrets his creation.

In fact, I believe it's quite a swipe at God, since the Seeders make no pretense of "omniscience" or "omnipotence". I think that's why it's in the film. It is Scott's theological way to explain "the perfect killing machine" The Alien has been suggested to be, and also an illustration that God can't be perfect just potent if he relented his creation.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (DuZls)

442 We're neurotic cause life is too easy so we have to make our own troubles.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (lwNxB)

443
The lead problem in Flint was caused by a change in the pH of the water. The previous competent water management adjusted the pH to
keep the lead insoluble. The new diverse, dynamic water management saw that money could be saved by taking the water directly into the system from the lake, without pH treatment.

People have gotten away with using lead water pipes for centuries because of an insoluble crust that forms on the lead. Bust the crust, bite the dust.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (4P3CU)

444 Now what God contracts out is observers. It's said that God can see everything. But what he doesn't have is billions of eyes. So he leases them from humans. Usually loners and weirdos cause he wants observations of different stuff and not the same ol' shit every day.

The upside is the observers never get stuck in any really bad situations (those are manned by those judged deserving) and they never are real losers but they're never real winners either.

They live a little bit longer and they look younger so they blend in better everywhere.

They're like Scouts (no not with the scarf and stuff but like indian scouts) where they scope out the dangerous parts of the trail and find out where the hazards are only without getting stuck in the hazards.

It's either boring as Heck or you're scared to death cause see the observers don't know they're observers until like they get real old.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (lwNxB)

Somehow this is the scariest theory so far

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

445 The mistake here is their base assumption which seems to be if we consume the right things in the right quantity we won't die.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)


That's the neurotic part.

I have friends in the Bay Area who seem to think that death is optional. Sure, if you ask them outright, they deny it, but deep down that is their belief.

Whenever anyone has a health problem of whatever magnitude, from trivial to grievous, they instantly point out that that person ate red meat, or did not eat organic vegetables, or something of that ilk, and then go on to distinguish their habits from his, implicitly asserting that that is why that won't happen to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (A2Uq6)

446 431 What about chupacabra?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)
---------------

*proffers Business Card"

Call us.

Posted by: Owen Z. Pitt at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (qC1Sy)

447 Also, I'm afraid of sharks.

How do you feel about jets?

Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (sZRzw)

448 Also, I draw the line at mermaids. There are NOT mermaids. Hobbits, yes. Maybe even fairies. But not mermaids.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (+H0tZ)

449 All I got out of that was taco bar :drool

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (H+vAq)

450 I think the entire world is becoming neurotic.


Posted by: Chris M

--

Too much leisure time and too much social media.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


Not enough scratching in the dirt for their next meal.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (ATv6t)

451 Bust the crust, bite the dust.

--

Dare I say that's the story of the Clinton marriage?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (JoUsr)

452 322 293 268 The best proof of alien life on earth is 'A Flock of Seagulls'. Have you seen those guys?

Frelling aliens. Bank it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK

If you play "I Ran So Far Away" backwards it comes out as "We are horny reptilians, Earth!" in an alien language. Have I shown you the scars from where they implanted the tracker?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

You need to come to the next PNW MoMe
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK

What, you want to see the tracker? (Seriously, I'd love to vacation in the PNW. It's been close to 40 years since I was there. But the cost...)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

453 Now what God contracts out is observers. It's said that God can see everything. But what he doesn't have is billions of eyes. So he leases them from humans. Usually loners and weirdos cause he wants observations of different stuff and not the same ol' shit every day.

The upside is the observers never get stuck in any really bad situations (those are manned by those judged deserving) and they never are real losers but they're never real winners either.

They live a little bit longer and they look younger so they blend in better everywhere.

They're like Scouts (no not with the scarf and stuff but like indian scouts) where they scope out the dangerous parts of the trail and find out where the hazards are only without getting stuck in the hazards.

It's either boring as Heck or you're scared to death cause see the observers don't know they're observers until like they get real old.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (lwNxB)

This reads like an /x/ or /r/nosleep creepypasta

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (KUaJL)

454 That Bigfoot has big feet. He doesn't but he has an enormous penis.
=======

Heh.

Posted by: Michelle O. at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (vg8iE)

455 If AOC is an actress set up in this position by the Justice Democrats, she doesn't seem to take direction well.

Posted by: sinalco at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (yODqO)

456 >>Uhhh, whose saying her stupid climate crisis is an "elitist issue"???


AOC and others, such as Van Jones, have made climate change a racial issue by saying poor, non-white people are hardest hit.

"Climate Justice"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

457 I had never hear of a megaladon (sp) before. How much bigger was that supposed to be than a Great White Shark?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 03:24 PM (+0VWg)

About triple the size. Absolutely massive.
Posted by: Vanya


Like, we're going to need a much bigger boat, big.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (tH5fk)

458 Oxygen Dihydride.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:23 PM (L+K8Q)
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That stuff's bad for you in large quantities and should be banned.


------

Corrodes iron.

Will kill you if totally immersed for too long.

Is the main ingredient in acid rain.

Largest contributor to soil erosion in the world.

Will burn you as a gas.

Kills bacteria as a solid.

Used as a flame retardant.

Renders gunpowder useless.

Causes electrical devices to malfunction upon contact.



Dangerous dangerous stuff.

Is found in ALL carcinomas.



Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

459 No no. souls are self transporting. Just hit them on the nose.

Now what God contracts out is observers. It's said that God can see everything. But what he doesn't have is billions of eyes. So he leases them from humans. Usually loners and weirdos cause he wants observations of different stuff and not the same ol' shit every day.

The upside is the observers never get stuck in any really bad situations (those are manned by those judged deserving) and they never are real losers but they're never real winners either.

They live a little bit longer and they look younger so they blend in better everywhere.

They're like Scouts (no not with the scarf and stuff but like indian scouts) where they scope out the dangerous parts of the trail and find out where the hazards are only without getting stuck in the hazards.

It's either boring as Heck or you're scared to death cause see the observers don't know they're observers until like they get real old.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:28 PM (lwNxB)

That's an interesting novel idea.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (p997d)

460 If they had been allowed to use asbestos in the Twin Towers they may not have collapsed.

( I got my engineering degree at a Holiday Inn if anyone is wondering)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (B1ik8)

461 There must be mermaids. There simply have to be.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (fuK7c)

462 "Never touch the stuff. Causes corrosion."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (6BHZ6)

463 How do you feel about jets?
Posted by: spindrift


Once you're a Jet you're a Jet to the end.

It's like Scientology.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (tH5fk)

464 We're neurotic cause life is too easy so we have to make our own troubles.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (lwNxB)


Rare is the dude content to read, get drunk, and watch copious amounts of porn.

Nope - most people need "purpose". And by purpose, I mean a reason to get up each morning and fuck with their neighbor.

The honest ones at least do it for simple shit like money, sex with their wives, and such. It's the ones that do it for their neighbor's own good that you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (osT35)

465 If they had been allowed to use asbestos in the Twin Towers they may not have collapsed.


----------------

Or not as quickly at least.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (sX1BW)

466 How do you feel about jets?
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (sZRzw)

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Are there fabulous dance scenes involved?

If so, I'm in!

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (qC1Sy)

467 Also, I'm afraid of sharks.


How do you feel about jets?



Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (sZRzw)




They're going to suck again this year

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV)

468 Bust the crust, bite the dust.

--

Dare I say that's the story of the Clinton marriage?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (JoUsr)

________

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (flINI)

469 My favorite conspiracy theory is that Antifa shot JFK with a milkshake cannon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (UHFz4)

470 People see stuff, and interpret it based upon context. When what they see is real fuzzy and relies mostly on context, the context of the times comes through louder than the signal itself.
Posted by: Go crazy folks at July 09, 2019 03:25 PM (9ctIA)

Ain't it funny how the Succubus is one that keeps turning up no matter what the times are like?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

471 461 There must be mermaids. There simply have to be.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (fuK7c)

Why? They'd reproduce by laying eggs and you'd have to fertilize them on your own.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

472 Deustche Bank is lurching toward the Final Solution.

It takes a heart of stone not to laugh

Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (6/uwW)

473 >>The lead problem in Flint was caused by a change in the pH of the water. The previous competent water management adjusted the pH to
keep the lead insoluble. The new diverse, dynamic water management saw that money could be saved by taking the water directly into the system from the lake, without pH treatment.


Thank you - I had forgotten what caused the lead problems.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (bDqIh)

474 No one is yet stating belief in chemtrails??

*saunters off with spray bottle*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (JoUsr)

475 I still argue that the Noahic reasoning of God is rather unreachable to us from our perspective, and that replicating that scenario becomes truer without a full conscious understanding of a creator who regrets his creation.

In fact, I believe it's quite a swipe at God, since the Seeders make no pretense of "omniscience" or "omnipotence". I think that's why it's in the film. It is Scott's theological way to explain "the perfect killing machine" The Alien has been suggested to be, and also an illustration that God can't be perfect just potent if he relented his creation.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (DuZls)

This is a great argument, it really is, but almost none of that is up on the screen.

Ridley Scott needs a really strong screenplay or he makes pretty failures. He can't transform or elevate material, he can just position the camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

476 373 I joked with a girl I know that she liked the Thor movies because they featured her two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Abs and Chris Hemsworth's Pecs.
Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 03:21 PM (U7voe)

----

Isnt that technically THREE ?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

Eight.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (HreEk)

477 The obvious solution .. STOP drinking water
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2019 03:20 PM

I never touch the stuff. Fish f*ck in it.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (o+pgY)

478 Bust the crust, bite the dust.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug



Bust the crust, bite the dust. Bust the crust, bite the dust. Bust the crust, bite the dust.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (ATv6t)

479 If AOC is an actress set up in this position by the Justice Democrats, she doesn't seem to take direction well.
Posted by: sinalco at July 09, 2019 03:31 PM (yODqO)


She's a one woman improv group created to cause chaos.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (aS1PU)

480 Asthma from climate change? Most kids get inhalers due to shortness of breath from being sedentary or due to seasonal allergies.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (U7k5w)

481 Dogs: OMG, where do you get all this food? You must be the best hunter ever. We should be friends.

Cats: I'm on to you, charlatan. Now feed me or I tell the dog the truth.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:17 PM (KUaJL)



One of my all time favorite memes:

https://tinyurl.com/y3yfusrh

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (mf5HN)

482
Once you're a Jet you're a Jet to the end.



It's like Scientology.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (tH5fk)
Or Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (37IEG)

483 "Extra spatial dimensions are a wonderful source of headaches. I don't recommend trying to understand them.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:27 PM (J+mig)"
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It hurts too much to think of "curled dimensions" as the Elders of Science tell us, because curled is within a dimension--which makes us speak about them as dependent dimensions not orthogonal, which we are talking about in terms of N-axes.

The Elders of Science are trying to explain something that they are not competent enough to explain. We might not see 6 dimensions because 1) they are only theorectical, or 2) that's not how Earth vision operates.

Too many times the Priests of Science try to "explain" something they are not competent enough to explain. Just to win your conviction that the "natural universe" doesn't "need a God". It *does* however need something that transcends what we know, and so somebody observing rigor instead of populace herding, would categorize that as inderterminate--not "explainable".

The Priests of Science pull too many things out of their ass.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)

484 Why? They'd reproduce by laying eggs and you'd have to fertilize them on your own.

***

For all you know that's way better than how we do it

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (lKb07)

485 Organic, spastic, Turing Machine.

Quite remarkable really.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (Boy/L)

486 No one is yet stating belief in chemtrails??

*saunters off with spray bottle*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (JoUsr)
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*cough*

Comment 67.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (aXucN)

487 447 Also, I'm afraid of sharks.

How do you feel about jets?
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (sZRzw)

As an F-15C Eagle, I'm a fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

488
Why? They'd reproduce by laying eggs and you'd have to fertilize them on your own.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

You are an awful person.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (p997d)

489 447 Also, I'm afraid of sharks.

How do you feel about jets?
Posted by: spindrift at July 09, 2019 03:30 PM (sZRzw)

Dance fight!
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (HreEk)

490 Why? They'd reproduce by laying eggs and you'd have to fertilize them on your own.


Piffle. Some fish, especially sharks, are viviporous. And also mermaids aren't fish.

And somewhere there's one who's had a crush on me for years and still looks like young Darryl Hannah.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (fuK7c)

491 Back in the day, there was leaded gas. The high lead levels back then comes from breathing in leaded gas fumes.

Fun fact: back then everybody had 30 micrograms Pb/dL of blood.

Nowadays if someone has 10 micrograms Pb/dL of blood (IIRC), they're instantly put on chelation therapy.

So are people smarter now than they were then?

(Also note that, unlike the paint chips conjecture, the leaded gasoline explanation does not account for the geographical dispersion of the social pathologies. Everyone in a city was pretty much exposed to the same level of Pb.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (A2Uq6)

492 462
"Never touch the stuff. Causes corrosion."


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
Or, as Robby the Robot said, "I never use it myself. Promotes rust."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (ClOmq)

493 If you're looking for lots of I's, I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (L+K8Q)

494 I have to confess to some skepticism re the paint chips thing"

Yeah. That was prime, 100 percent horseshiite.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (6qErC)

495 The Priests of Science pull too many things out of their ass.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)


Yeah, they said Pluto is not a planet.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (aS1PU)

496 I suspect low achievement corresponds to lack of a parent and/or spending more time being reared in herds (daycare, all-day preschool) than being reared by parents.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (hF2Cx)

497 As for the low scores today... too much cheap fast food.

I think it's three things:

1. 98% of the parent(s) in under-performing school districts either don't give a shit about their kid's education, or are so bad at life, they can't give their kid any stability.

2. Teachers and administrators aren't allowed to discipline kids.

3. "Drill and kill" is, among teachers, thought to be the worst method of education. That's true for a small percentage of creative and smart kids; the rest of them could do very well having grammar, math, history, logic, etc drilled into them.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (9t0Zz)

498 So you also saw Cube 2: Hypercube, huh?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

Yes, actually, I've seen it and a lot of other weird B-movies, but mostly when I think of obscene dimensions beyond space and time, I think Lovecraft.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (J+mig)

499 Dirty living conditions, dust and smoke, and insect waste cause breathing issues not a one degree increase in temp.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (U7k5w)

500 Who wants to tell her the air is cleaner in the Bronx that it was 50 years ago?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (Boy/L)

501 https://tinyurl.com/y3yfusrh
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 03:34 PM (mf5HN)
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Oh, how i love that. I just sent it to my fam.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (aXucN)

502 I hope you don't want any kids if mermaids breed the way sharks do, since the bebbehs eat each other in utero.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

503 "AOC and others, such as Van Jones, have made climate change a racial issue by saying poor, non-white people are hardest hit."

So they've piled a lie on top of another lie. Do Democrats ever tell the truth?

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (eAZVt)

504 Piffle. Some fish, especially sharks, are viviporous. And also mermaids aren't fish.

And somewhere there's one who's had a crush on me for years and still looks like young Darryl Hannah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (fuK7c)

Mermaids are half-people, half-fish. Traditionally, we understand that the top half is the person, which is all well and good when you're painting a nice pair of bewbs, but the functional part is all fish.

If you're going for reverse-mermaids, then they've got a fish torso and human legs, I suppose they're sex-able, but at that point, I'm not sure you'd want to. Though, maybe I'm making too many assumptions about your standards.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (KUaJL)

505 Tits for brains.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

506 I'm curious if AOC ever had to formally debate her opponent when running for office. I know she's being pumped full of ridiculous things to outrage about and tweet, even spew when mugging for the camera. But has her teensy brain every been challenged in a debate format? Where she hasn't been spoon fed dialogue by her handlers?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (JoUsr)

507 486
No one is yet stating belief in chemtrails??



*saunters off with spray bottle*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (JoUsr)

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*cough*



Comment 67.





Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (aXucN)
Heh, how potent would that stuff have to be to be effectively dispersed from that altitude for it to have an effect on things on the ground. Assuming it made it to the ground.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

508 The Priests of Science Who Topologically Folded Themselves

Sounds like the title of a science fiction novel. A bad one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (6BHZ6)

509 The Priests of Science pull too many things out of their ass.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)

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Heh.

The science is settled!

1980: Eggs and butter and salt are bad for you! No really!

2010: Maybe eggs and butter and salt aren't so bad for you, and, in fact, are healthy.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)

510 496: Speaking clearly and doing well at school is rejecting the culture of poverty.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (U7k5w)

511 496 I suspect low achievement corresponds to lack of a parent and/or spending more time being reared in herds (daycare, all-day preschool) than being reared by parents.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 03:36 PM (hF2Cx)

College educated stay at home moms to teach children what they should've learned in school is a powerful class barrier.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (p997d)

512 I think the entire world is becoming neurotic.
==========
People. It was neurotic as shit before the industrial revolution.

Its always been neurotic as shit. Ask an Aztec or a Mayan.

You can't adjust to it by human means.

Posted by: This might be in the Gospels or something at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (FVbEf)

513 people like her are the ones responsible for almost everything this twit complains about. But, her slobbering media will not let that stop their glorification of her highness.

Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (1XtI9)

514 *cough*

Comment 67.

--

Ahh, now my faith is restored. Thanks, bluebell.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (JoUsr)

515 I'm kinda partial to the Aquatic Ape theory.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (wCmLp)

516 "Never touch the stuff. Causes corrosion Fish fuck in it."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 03:32 PM (6BHZ6)

FIFY

- W.C. Fields

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (lwNxB)

517 Megladon means 'Big Tooth'.
Like Donkey Chompers, only different.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (88+cf)

518 500: Me, the dumb bitch needs to have statistics ground into her face.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (U7k5w)

519 Mermaids are half-people, half-fish. Traditionally, we understand that the top half is the person, which is all well and good when you're painting a nice pair of bewbs, but the functional part is all fish.

If you're going for reverse-mermaids, then they've got a fish torso and human legs, I suppose they're sex-able, but at that point, I'm not sure you'd want to. Though, maybe I'm making too many assumptions about your standards.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (KUaJL)

An awful, no good, absolutely terrible person!

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (p997d)

520 The shitheadedness is unfathomable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (H8QX8)

521 Ahh, now my faith is restored. Thanks, bluebell.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (JoUsr)
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*curtsies*

I endeavor to give satisfaction.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM (aXucN)

522 469 My favorite conspiracy theory is that Antifa shot JFK with a milkshake cannon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (UHFz4)

It would explain a lot, you know.

Posted by: joncelli, adjusting the tinfoil hat at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

523 I'm kinda partial to the Aquatic Ape theory.

I'm kinda partial to the Grape Ape theory.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (Boy/L)

524 Who wants to tell her the air is cleaner in the Bronx that it was 50 years ago?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:37 PM (Boy/L)

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1969. And the air in 1969 was infinitely cleaner than it was in 1869 when everybody burned coal, whale oil and wood and the horses just shit in the streets.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

525 The Priests of Science pull too many things out of their ass.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)

And there are a ton of things that look beautiful on paper, but we have no means of ever testing, which are nevertheless accepted as hard fact.

But higher dimensions? I'll rate it as a maybe.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (J+mig)

526 One of my all time favorite memes:

https://tinyurl.com/y3yfusrh
Posted by: alexthechick


fukinlol

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (tH5fk)

527 Climate Change!
is there ANYTHING it can't do?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (M1MpJ)

528 Heh.

The science is settled!

1980: Eggs and butter and salt are bad for you! No really!

2010: Maybe eggs and butter and salt aren't so bad for you, and, in fact, are healthy.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)



All through the 1960s and 1970s they were pushing margarine on us and what arterial crud that proved to be.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (ujg0T)

529 This is a great argument, it really is, but almost none of that is up on the screen.

Ridley Scott needs a really strong screenplay or he makes pretty failures. He can't transform or elevate material, he can just position the camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK
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Oh, it was jarring to me too--and I really didn't like it, until I picked on the verbal clues in the movie. It was an *after* thing to me.

While I actually liked the ironic ending to Unbreakable seated in the theater--it only jarred me for a second.

There is an old style of dramatic presentation that suggest that you *hint* at the larger themes you touch on through the coloring of the dialogue, which I believe Scott did--however, immediately I was satisfied with this disjointed equivalence.

Kubrick's movies were somewhat dry and flat, but he was a deceptively subtle messenger of his theme. Which is why it lends a modicum of credence to the Hidden Message(s) in The Shining.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (DuZls)

530 That girl, Cortez, is dangerous. She can look at the world and tell the boldest of lies with a lambs face.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (RKPlw)

531 527 Climate Change!
is there ANYTHING it can't do?
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (M1MpJ)

It can't stop changing

Posted by: Roy at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (Gvpa/)

532 Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
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Majestic 12 for the win. Nothing bigger than that.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (i6shs)

533 @506

Her challenger ducked the debates with her, believing he had it in the bag.


Besides he was a white dude propped up by the corrupt Donk establishment "representing" a POC district, which he no longer even lived in.


He was destined to lose eventually.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (C6Bub)

534 People pay attention to this shit for the same reason all the clowns started googling about Yellowstone after the quake in southern California.

If that doesn't work, they'll go back to googling the nemesis asteroid.

Some people aren't happy unless they find something to be scared witless over

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

535 Mermaids are half-people, half-fish. Traditionally, we understand that the top half is the person, which is all well and good when you're painting a nice pair of bewbs, but the functional part is all fish.
...
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (KUaJL)


My father was the keeper of the Eddystone light
And he slept with a mermaid one fine night
Out of that union there came three
A porpoise, and a porgy, and the other was me.
Yo ho ho, the wind blows free
Oh for the life on the open sea.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (aS1PU)

536 Annnnd go!
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 02:56 PM (mf5HN)

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Hollow Earth Nazi base (it's accessible at the South Pole through the secret Antarctic Nazi base).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (kQs4Y)

537 Laura Branigan deserved a better career

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8)

538 I know ace is on good terms with Verum Serum, and he is the only person I respect over there are hot gas, but he really missed an important point in his Steele story today. The Politico article is by Natasha Bertrand, the unibrow reporter streif was talking about last week. She is a known GPS/Fusion mouthpiece and everything she writes should carry that disclaimer.

Posted by: motionview at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (pYQR/)

539 503: Fat lazy kids from duh bronx have higher asthma rates? All 12 months are too hot for anything but TV, cola and potato chips.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (U7k5w)

540 I was going to post sooner, but the Trans-Atlantic Train doesn't have WiFi

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (k81AA)

541 Shit. I have an actual grown up thing to do. This has been a fun thread.

Btw, super sekrit, alexthechick set out to hijack the thread on purpose and it worked because she's good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (fuK7c)

542 leaded gasoline explanation"

Which only works if you huffed gasoline.

Lead compounds after combustion are inorganic (bromide and chloride, IIRC).

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (6qErC)

543 I endeavor to give satisfaction.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:39 PM


So, y'all coming out to Texas so I can get my Vol. I signed this year?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (L+K8Q)

544 I think the entire world is becoming neurotic.
==========
People. It was neurotic as shit before the industrial revolution.

Its always been neurotic as shit. Ask an Aztec or a Mayan.

You can't adjust to it by human means.

Posted by: This might be in the Gospels


When you were walking forty acres behind a mule and a single blade plow, you didn't have the time or energy to let your freak flag fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (ATv6t)

545 Do you inhale?

https://tinyurl.com/y6to74f4

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (RKPlw)

546 >>I'm curious if AOC ever had to formally debate her opponent when running for office.


IIRC, he rejected any offers to debate because he thought he was untouchable. He did no work to get re-elected.

About a month ago there was a clip of AOC speaking to her constituents and she makes one of her anti-American comments (akin to the 'concentration camps' hyperbole, so a guy in the audience challenged her on it, and she fell apart. She does well because she is pumped up by the MSM and social media; she's not debating or having to deal with much follow-up questions in interviews.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

547 People pay attention to this shit for the same reason all the clowns started googling about Yellowstone after the quake in southern California.

If that doesn't work, they'll go back to googling the nemesis asteroid.

Some people aren't happy unless they find something to be scared witless over

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

_______

You're talking about us aren't you...

Posted by: Clowns... Clowns Everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (flINI)

548 Heh, how potent would that stuff have to be to be effectively dispersed from that altitude for it to have an effect on things on the ground. Assuming it made it to the ground.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)


It'd have to be as potent as secondhand smoke!

Now there was a doozy. I don't like cigarette smoke either, but that's on aesthetic, not health grounds.

But if secondhand smoke caused illness at a significant rate, smokers would be dead before they finished a pack, considering that secondhand smoke has probably been diluted by many orders of magnitude compared to what a smoker inhales.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (A2Uq6)

549 College educated stay at home moms to teach children what they should've learned in school is a powerful class barrier.
Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:38 PM (p997d)


I detest the idea that a woman is throwing her life away if she invests in the next generation. And not just because of the fact that my stepdaughter being highly successful means I will never have grandchildren.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (hF2Cx)

550 >>Hollow Earth Nazi base (it's accessible at the South Pole through the secret Antarctic Nazi base).


They just use that for Dry Storage.

Their REAL base is on the Darkside of the Moon.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (cFjO7)

551 "If that doesn't work, they'll go back to googling the nemesis asteroid."

The asteroid crisis was caused by global warming.

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (eAZVt)

552 Some people aren't happy unless they find something to be scared witless over

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)


I see you've watched the Lifetime channel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (A2Uq6)

553 Fat lazy kids from duh bronx have higher asthma rates? All 12 months are too hot for anything but TV, cola and potato chips.
Posted by: CN


Texas kids laugh at the porcine bronx kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (ATv6t)

554 Think of the shit her boyfriend has to listen to.
Maybe he's deaf.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

555 Kubrick's movies were somewhat dry and flat, but he was a deceptively subtle messenger of his theme. Which is why it lends a modicum of credence to the Hidden Message(s) in The Shining.



Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (+H0tZ)

556 547 People pay attention to this shit for the same reason all the clowns started googling about Yellowstone after the quake in southern California.

If that doesn't work, they'll go back to googling the nemesis asteroid.

Some people aren't happy unless they find something to be scared witless over

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

_______

You're talking about us aren't you...
Posted by: Clowns... Clowns Everywhere at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (flINI

heh

Posted by: Spiders at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (Gvpa/)

557


The Dems need to have these issues, "issues", to give them shit to run on, and to attract money and followers.

Such a cynical group of assholes.

But, she does have big titties and a bush like she was grabbing a midget in a headlock.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (7wsmM)

558 AOC? It's like Sanity Claus never brings her presents.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (e1mEI)

559 537 Laura Branigan deserved a better career
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK

Died at 52. That's just wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, adjusting the tinfoil hat at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

560 Some people aren't happy unless they find something to be scared witless over

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

-----

M.C.E.

Its gonna happen.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

561 Their REAL base is on the Darkside of the Moon.


Pink Flloyd is ghey. Also, there isn't a dark side. There is a far side of the Moon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)

562 534 People pay attention to this shit for the same reason all the clowns started googling about Yellowstone after the quake in southern California.

If that doesn't work, they'll go back to googling the nemesis asteroid.

Some people aren't happy unless they find something to be scared witless over

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

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The sin staining their soul and the eternal hellfire that awaits them after death?

Nah...too hard. Might as well just yell at strangers on Twitter about climate change, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (q80AH)

563 When you were walking forty acres behind a mule and a single blade plow, you didn't have the time or energy to let your freak flag fly.
========
No but your priest class had time to order the warrior class to round up 100 farmers every Wednesday to sacrifice to the Gods.

So yes. if you are busy you have less time to worry about the sun never coming back but society organizes itself so that there is always somebody who isn't busy enough. In EVERY AGE.

Posted by: This might be in the Gospels or something at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (2a088)

564 Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (+H0tZ)

I've heard that one.

Though stories about generic decadence among the elites is nothing new or shocking. It's not like he was naming names or otherwise Seth Rich-ing himself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

565 530
That girl, Cortez, is dangerous. She can look at the world and tell the boldest of lies with a lambs face.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (RKPlw)


Once again, the story of Obama.

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (iMSq7)

566
When Toothy McBigTits sez "global warming" and "climate crisis" she really means evil Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)

567 Sunshine mellows, heat purifies:

https://tinyurl.com/y2dzehvq

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (RKPlw)

568 557


The Dems need to have these issues, "issues", to give them shit to run on, and to attract money and followers.

Such a cynical group of assholes.

But, she does have big titties and a bush like she was grabbing a midget in a headlock.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (7wsmM)

==========

"Owning issues, huh? Interesting..."
-GOPe, side-eyeing immigration

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (q80AH)

569 But if secondhand smoke caused illness at a significant rate, smokers would be dead before they finished a pack, considering that secondhand smoke has probably been diluted by many orders of magnitude compared to what a smoker inhales.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


That's what I told the whiney bitches.

"If second hand smoke is so damn bad, start smoking!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (ATv6t)

570 >> Also, there isn't a dark side. There is a far side of the Moon.


They got to you, too?

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (cFjO7)

571 554 Think of the shit her boyfriend has to listen to.
Maybe he's deaf.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe he's a submissive and she looks awesome in leather dominatrix boots.

Posted by: joncelli, adjusting the tinfoil hat at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

572 I fell into the YouTube hole one day about Kubrick and The Shining.

And we thing we're weird/obsessed/dangerous around here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (Boy/L)

573 555
Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (+H0tZ)

===========

That mask looks sort of like Bob Hope! It's ironclad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (q80AH)

574 But, she does have big titties and a bush like she was grabbing a midget in a headlock.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (7wsmM)


I could hear more.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (osT35)

575 AOC? It's like Sanity Claus never brings her presents.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


The Island of Forgotten Ho's.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (ATv6t)

576 I hear Disneyland is suffering record climate change.

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (q177U)

577

571 554 Think of the shit her boyfriend has to listen to.
Maybe he's deaf.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe he's a submissive and she looks awesome in leather dominatrix boots.

Um, go look at him...lol.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (7wsmM)

578 572 I fell into the YouTube hole one day about Kubrick and The Shining.

And we thing we're weird/obsessed/dangerous around here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (Boy/L)

Ahem

*points at nic*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

579 The problem is beverages. All that soda and tea people are drinking. That and the Dead Water.

You need Living Water, people!

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (cFjO7)

580 Clowns... Clowns Everywhere"

Nah. There's jokers to the right...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (6qErC)

581 Btw, super sekrit, alexthechick set out to hijack the thread on purpose and it worked because she's good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (fuK7c)
-------------

That, and we fear the ravagers.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (qC1Sy)

582

Do you guys know how the tread wears off of your tires???

Where does all of that go???? There must be TONS of goodyear dust infecting EVERYTHING.

**taps chin**

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

583 574 But, she does have big titties and a bush like she was grabbing a midget in a headlock.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (7wsmM)
----------------
This guy knows stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)

584 519

That was a Night Gallery episode. A hot chick ended up wearing a Don Post Creature from the Black Lagoon mask.

Posted by: doomed at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (oS0xz)

585 574 But, she does have big titties and a bush like she was grabbing a midget in a headlock.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (7wsmM)

I could hear more.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (osT35)


If Vanessa Del Rio had no brains and was elected to congress...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

586 577

571 554 Think of the shit her boyfriend has to listen to.
Maybe he's deaf.
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe he's a submissive and she looks awesome in leather dominatrix boots.

Um, go look at him...lol.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (7wsmM)

=========

I maintain that she's a double agent, still a Adam Smith acolyte, and has taken on the mantle of idiot progressive to help take down the Democratic Party from the inside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (q80AH)

587 No but your priest class had time to order the warrior class to round up 100 farmers every Wednesday to sacrifice to the Gods.

So yes. if you are busy you have less time to worry about the sun never coming back but society organizes itself so that there is always somebody who isn't busy enough. In EVERY AGE.
Posted by: This might be in the Gospels or something


True.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (ATv6t)

588 So, y'all coming out to Texas so I can get my Vol. I signed this year?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:43 PM (L+K8Q)
--------

Not sure yet. Why didn't you bring it last year??!

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (aXucN)

589 "If that doesn't work, they'll go back to googling the nemesis asteroid."

The asteroid crisis was caused by global warming.
Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (eAZVt)


Remember, some of those people blamed global warming for ISIS. That actually happened. More than once.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (Boy/L)

590 530 That girl, Cortez, is dangerous. She can look at the world and tell the boldest of lies with a lambs face.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:41 PM (RKPlw)

If you transposed her life and fate outside the insulated confines of America, she is the perfect profile of a person who would end up being dragged out of her palace and hanged in the streets. She would rise to power based on lies and epic promises that were lies and end up screwing over the people she lied to and further outraging them by flaunting her privileges and abuses. She's a horrid and ignorant creature but so full of herself and so fearless that she is truly dangerous.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (H8QX8)

591 True Fact - I go to the smoking area and waft all the second-hand smoke ... and say something about smoking on the cheap.

So now - everybody turns their back and tells each other "don't let the cheap bastard smoke for free".

Anything to make the day go by. We have fun.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (osT35)

592 the far side of the moon is darker in lunar night, because the earth does not reflect there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (3aB9K)

593 Have had a water leak on heater for awhile, lazy me had a bucket under until today I had enough of that. Was a pipe leak, 4 pipe joints replaced but think I got it.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (BbGew)

594 But, she does have big titties and a bush like she was grabbing a midget in a headlock.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:44 PM (7wsmM)
----------------
This guy knows stuff.
Posted by: Puddin Head


70's pron.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (ATv6t)

595

"Hey lady, stop with the crazy about tainted water. It makes you sound like a nut."

- - USAF Gen. Jack D. Ripper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

596 592 the far side of the moon is darker in lunar night, because the earth does not reflect there.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM (3aB9K)

==========

It always somehow comes back to Brian Dennehey, doesn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)

597 From my look at the data and the graphs, we can solve Global Warmening by getting rid of Congressional dumbasses.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (Y9zp1)

598 I like to think of UFOs as extra dimensional interference. Two dimensions somehow temporarily align on a holographic sine wave causing optical illusions or possibly hallucinations or both.

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (q177U)

599 Six hundred?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

600 599 Six hundred?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

========

Fail

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (q80AH)

601 So yes. if you are busy you have less time to worry about the sun never coming back but society organizes itself so that there is always somebody who isn't busy enough. In EVERY AGE.
Posted by: This might be in the Gospels or something at July 09, 2019 03:45 PM (2a08

And the people who occupy the highest echelons of power are usually the ones with the most free time, which makes it easier to use their influence to drag others along with their nonsense.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (J+mig)

602 Into the valley of death rode the 600!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

603 Crazy-Ojos Cortez

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (Y9zp1)

604 Article in DM said massages by 15yo girls mean nothing to the cafe' set.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (RKPlw)

605 The 600??

No no no, I cannot see another Zach Snyder movie, I shan't I shan't I shan't.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)

606 I'm tired of Bolshevik Barbie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

607 600
599 Six hundred?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)


========



Fail

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019

*
*
. . .
'Twas worth a try. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (ClOmq)

608 I saw Holographic Sine Waves open for Earth, Wind, and Fire at Legion Field in 1980.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (Boy/L)

609 Into the valley of death rode the 600!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

----

And they shall fear no weevil for Art and Rod are on their side.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

610 Think of the shit her boyfriend has to listen to.

He could also be dumber than a stump.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (Y9zp1)

611
And the people who occupy the highest echelons of power are usually the ones with the most free time, which makes it easier to use their influence to drag others along with their nonsense.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:50 PM (J+mig)


Idle hands something something devil.

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (p997d)

612 606 I'm tired of Bolshevik Barbie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)


"Jawol. Ich auch."

- - Klaus Barbie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (zBaqJ)

613 >>Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.




What is TPTB?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

614 True Fact - I go to the smoking area and waft all the second-hand smoke ... and say something about smoking on the cheap.

So now - everybody turns their back and tells each other "don't let the cheap bastard smoke for free".

Anything to make the day go by. We have fun.
Posted by: Ruger Guy


I quit 6 years ago April 1st. I still enjoy walking into the casino and smelling it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (ATv6t)

615 605 The 600??

No no no, I cannot see another Zach Snyder movie, I shan't I shan't I shan't.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)

He's directing The Fountainhead.

It'll be all slow-mo and artsy and shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8)

616 613 >>Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.




What is TPTB?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

=========

Guess: The Powers That Be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)

617 593 about 1 hour 15 minutes

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (BbGew)

618 Um, go look at him...lol.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (7wsmM)
........

She'll dump his sorry ass as soon as she banks that first sweet million of graft.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

619 613 >>Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.




What is TPTB?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

The Powers That Be

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8)

620 Not sure yet. Why didn't you bring it last year??!
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:49 PM


Because I didn't know y'all were going to be there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (4a5K+)

621 I listened carefully to Ms. Cortez and I can only say "nice tits."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (hjaPQ)

622 >>Think of the shit her boyfriend has to listen to.

>>He could also be dumber than a stump.


Eh, some men like to be p-whipped?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

623 "hi Daddy! I got a cool new job as a hostess in some Caribbean island, giving handies to crooked politicians. Yayy!"

Posted by: what fathers look forward to hearing at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (3aB9K)

624 I like to think of UFOs as extra dimensional interference. Two dimensions somehow temporarily align on a holographic sine wave causing optical illusions or possibly hallucinations or both.
Posted by: Max Power


I can see UFO's locking the spaceship doors as they pass planet Earf.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (ATv6t)

625 Idle hands something something devil.
Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (p997d)

That's why I'm a gamer. The fact that I go through a new computer mouse every 6-12 months can attest to the lack of idle hands.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (J+mig)

626 I listened carefully to Ms. Cortez and I can only say "nice tits."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (hjaPQ)


They really are. Exceptional, really, given her frame.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (osT35)

627 >>The Powers That Be

Oh, LOL! Not some dark, Masonic cult initals.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

628 What is TPTB?

The People That Bitch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (Boy/L)

629 I'm tired of Bolshevik Barbie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)
........

There's always Towelhead Omar.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

630 Crazy Commie Barbie should move to her nirvana, Venezuela .

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (BbGew)

631 What is TPTB?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM


Second only to SWMBO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (4a5K+)

632 Because I didn't know y'all were going to be there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (4a5K+)
-------

Ah, but you knew Weasel would! He did all the important stuff anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (aXucN)

633 Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

Walk along the edge of a highway sometime and you will see a lot of black dust, pieces of tire, brake linings, misc. parts.

It isn't that apparent driving by at 60mph.

It's there tho.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (lwNxB)

634 Oh, LOL! Not some dark, Masonic cult initals.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

Wait, you don't think that The Powers That Be are a dark Masonic Cult?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (KUaJL)

635 Not necessarily a conspiracy, but I think that there's something to the Black Sea Deluge hypothesis.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (wCmLp)

636 Oh, LOL! Not some dark, Masonic cult initals.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)


Very pedestrian stuff, really. Bunch of old dudes eating a lot, mostly.

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (osT35)

637 The Priests of Science pull too many things out of their ass.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)

And there are a ton of things that look beautiful on paper, but we have no means of ever testing, which are nevertheless accepted as hard fact.

But higher dimensions? I'll rate it as a maybe.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:40 PM (J+mig)
---
One of the most dismaying developments of Science that I have seen is a rebellion against strict limits on decidability in preference to a faith in an intuition of Scientists (while they generally malign intuition in general). And the result is that a few people involved in Science have actually tried to leverage a conclusion on ignorance--or undecidability--into a principle of determination!

Hawking does this. He takes Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle and violates the limited logical constraints of it. He elaborates from HU that says that we cannot determine the position and velocity at the same time, that behind the scenes, it cannot have a position and velocity at the same time--and THEN violates the definition of cognizable position without velocity because he THEN concludes that 0 is a velocity value, and a particle CANNOT have position AND 0 VELOCITY!

And it actually sets the stage for his violation of the Einstein's geometrical model of gravity, which would suggest that if a black hole could pull everything into it by "warping space" it had basically created a geometry where you pass from a vector outwards to no vector outwards.

When you just start getting stupid on me---I gotta draw the line.

I esteem Hawking, to a degree. Hawking actually works best where he argues as a Scientific skeptic of established principles, but I can tell he's violating the constraints of the implication of logical complements in this line of reasoning.

And I see his slow transition to an atheist naturalist at work here.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)

638
AOC's face when she is all concerned and has that furrowed brow, looks like a cartoon face out of Calvin and Hobbes.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

639 What is TPTB?

Testy Pookas That Bedevil

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (9t0Zz)

640 I can see UFO's locking the spaceship doors as they pass planet Earf.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (ATv6t)

They'd better, or Elon's going to carjack them and steal their warp drives.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (J+mig)

641 625 Idle hands something something devil.
Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 03:52 PM (p997d)

That's why I'm a gamer. The fact that I go through a new computer mouse every 6-12 months can attest to the lack of idle hands.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:54 PM (J+mig)


You're both not fapping enough...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (zBaqJ)

642 She paces the room spouting hotter and hotter platitudes while her boy friend goes fap fap fap.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:57 PM (RKPlw)

643
AOC and her precious bodily gender fluids...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 03:57 PM (zBaqJ)

644 bluebell, in case you missed Friday the 18th has become lin-duh's birthday party as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 03:57 PM (OuKaw)

645 >>Wait, you don't think that The Powers That Be are a dark Masonic Cult?


Heh, I have no idea.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

646 Maybe he's a submissive and she looks awesome in leather dominatrix boots.

Posted by: joncelli, adjusting the tinfoil hat at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)
...........

But they only play Concentration Camp on his birthday.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

647 639 What is TPTB?

Testy Pookas That Bedevil

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 03:56 PM (9t0Zz)

Don't get on the Phooka, no matter how tired you are of walking.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 03:58 PM (J+mig)

648 What is TPTB?


The People That Bounce.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 09, 2019 03:58 PM (0CeRG)

649 631 What is TPTB?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 03:53 PM

Second only to SWMBO.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 03:55 PM (4a5K+)

She Who Must Be Obeyed?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)

650 bluebell, in case you missed Friday the 18th has become lin-duh's birthday party as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 03:57 PM (OuKaw)
--------

Oh, how nice!

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (aXucN)

651 648 What is TPTB?


The People That Bounce.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 09, 2019 03:58 PM (0CeRG)

=========

Tiny People That Bite

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

652 Nancy has something planned for Ocasio, wonder what it is?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (RKPlw)

653 She got floppy, waggly arms when she move her pie hole open and shut.
I say its a condition, a condition I say, brought on by global enwarmenating.

YEARGHH!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (9dzlp)

654 646 Maybe he's a submissive and she looks awesome in leather dominatrix boots.

Posted by: joncelli, adjusting the tinfoil hat at July 09, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)
...........

But they only play Concentration Camp on his birthday.
Posted by: wth



Don't judge.

Posted by: Max Mosely at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (bD/KL)

655 What is TPTB?

------

Tijuana Pony Tail Barbie

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

656 651 648 What is TPTB?


The People That Bounce.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 09, 2019 03:58 PM (0CeRG)

=========

Tiny People That Bite
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

AtC bites?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

657 648 What is TPTB?

______

Totally Positive Tits Bounce

Posted by: Clowns... Clowns Everywhere at July 09, 2019 04:00 PM (flINI)

658 >Another crazy theory? Kubrick was murdered by TPTB becuase of Eyes Wide Shut.




What is TPTB?



Toilet Paper Transit Board

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

659 Nancy has something planned for Ocasio, wonder what it is?

Do you think Congress gives blanket parties?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (Boy/L)

660 FWIW, the latest on the Gulf of Mexico thingy is that the low is forecasted to move even further west, which means more rain is likely for Gulf shores and inland...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)

661 642 She paces the room spouting hotter and hotter platitudes while her boy friend goes fap fap fap.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:57 PM (RKPlw)

Now I'm picturing her strutting around, all sweaty, wearing nothing but those glasses and a tall pair of black boots....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

662 653 She got floppy, waggly arms when she move her pie hole open and shut.


She studied under Mick Jagger.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (RKPlw)

663 659 Nancy has something planned for Ocasio, wonder what it is?

Do you think Congress gives blanket parties?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (Boy/L)

==========

Nah, but their wet T-shirt parties are legendary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (q80AH)

664 It's Theremin Polka Thrash Banjo, the new hotness in genre fusion.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (J+mig)

665
Um, go look at him...lol.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 03:47 PM (7wsmM)

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You don't usually see that much ginger and soy outside of a Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

666 Why does Mick have a German name?
Isn't Jagger German for hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 04:02 PM (RKPlw)

667 657 648 What is TPTB?

______

Totally Positive Tits Bounce
Posted by: Clowns... Clowns Everywhere at July 09, 2019 04:00 PM (flINI)

*subscribe*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

668 644, 650 Are we having a cake?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 04:02 PM (BbGew)

669 666 Why does Mick have a German name?
Isn't Jagger German for hunter?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 04:02 PM (RKPlw)

Why do the English have German monarchs?

(yes, I know, but still...)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

670 What is TPTB?

Tiny Pigs, Tasty Bacon.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 09, 2019 04:02 PM (0CeRG)

671 Nancy has something planned for Ocasio, wonder what it is?

Ambassador to Pedo Island.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (Y9zp1)

672 She Who Must Be Obeyed?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 03:59 PM

"Correctomundo!"
-- Jules

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (4a5K+)

673
What is TPTB?

Tapioca Pudding Testicle Bath.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (TAmPV)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

675 Ace fell asleep, didn't he?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK8)

676 Allowing women the vote was a really bad idea.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)

677 666 Yes.
Pronounced with a Y

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (BbGew)

678 Am I cranky about Scientists?

You bet. When you tell me you're an expert, and are a measuring stick of the rational universe--the universe that "makes sense", and I try a couple of times to understand your great revelation that you've given me as Revealer of Mysteries of the Universe, and you say it's all "logical" and when I finally have put enough time into your theory that I can see underlying blatant missteps in logic (A 1980s study shows that Scientists do not make any fewer logical errors on balance than mere Humans.)

And disconnects with the accepted conventional models of Science as practiced. Then that universe doesn't "make sense"-- that chief criterion of a "rational universe model", you have "explained" (made plain) nothing to me--induced hard-fought massive-cognitive-dissonance in me, and left me to deal with it.

You didn't even leave a 20 on the nightstand.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (DuZls)

679 their wet T-shirt parties are legendary.

ohhh yeah. you know you want it

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (3aB9K)

680 Transportable Packaged Tactical Bacon

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (J+mig)

681 Totally Positive Tits Bounce

That's only theoretical. IT'S NEVER BEEN TRIED OUTSIDE THE STIMULATOR!!! UH, SIMULATOR!!! BOTH!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (Boy/L)

682 675 Ace fell asleep, didn't he?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK

=========

He finally wasted away.

He couldn't reach the bone broth in time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

683 Isn't Jagger German for hunter?

Jäger. Sounds like Yeager.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (Y9zp1)

684 ACA 5th Circuit of Appeals hearing update from CNN


An appeals court in New Orleans has been hearing a case that would strike down the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.

The hearing just wrapped up.

The two Republican-appointed judges on the three-judge panel strongly suggested that Congress, by eliminating the individual penalty for not having health insurance under the law, had jeopardized the basis for the entire law under the Supreme Court's 2012 ruling.


I love the smell of liberal sweat in the morning....it smells like...victory.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

685
The barrel is immune to Duncanthrx.

Inna ya go !!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

686 661 642 She paces the room spouting hotter and hotter platitudes while her boy friend goes fap fap fap.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 03:57 PM (RKPlw)

Now I'm picturing her strutting around, all sweaty, wearing nothing but those glasses and a tall pair of black boots....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK



That's hot!

Posted by: xhamster at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (bD/KL)

687 If spaceships don't lock their doors, they get religious assholes with no dicks hoping zapping their souls on board and expecting the ship to pick up their luggage in California.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (37IEG)

688 671 Nancy has something planned for Ocasio, wonder what it is?

Ambassador to Pedo Island.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (Y9zp1)


Something like that. It's one of the future events that will be fun to watch.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (RKPlw)

689 Isn't Jagger German for hunter?"

Jager. "jagger" is English for some horsey guy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC)

690 and those pictures are aaaall over The Barrel.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (3aB9K)

691 Totally Positive Tits Bounce

That's only theoretical. IT'S NEVER BEEN TRIED OUTSIDE THE STIMULATOR!!! UH, SIMULATOR!!! BOTH!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (Boy/L)

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This business will get out of control! It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)

692 If we hit all 6s Ace fell asleep, or deeply emerged in a article.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (BbGew)

693 682 675 Ace fell asleep, didn't he?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK

=========

He finally wasted away.

He couldn't reach the bone broth in time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

All because he wouldn't travel.

or eat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

694 684 ACA 5th Circuit of Appeals hearing update from CNN


An appeals court in New Orleans has been hearing a case that would strike down the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.

The hearing just wrapped up.

The two Republican-appointed judges on the three-judge panel strongly suggested that Congress, by eliminating the individual penalty for not having health insurance under the law, had jeopardized the basis for the entire law under the Supreme Court's 2012 ruling.

I love the smell of liberal sweat in the morning....it smells like...victory.
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

===========

"I gotcha, guys. Don't worry."
-John Roberts

"Pansy."
-Anthony Kennedy, who wanted to completely overturn the ACA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH)

695 Sandy forgot the script for that day was that the lead pipes were making the frogs gay.

Stupid for Sandy to try to improvise. She shouldn't improvise.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (/8EBC)

696
D*amn.

Thanks for the save, YD.

* trudges off *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (4a5K+)

697 673
What is TPTB?

Tapioca Pudding Testicle Bath.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (TAmPV)

Refreshing!

Posted by: joncelli, adjusting the tinfoil hat at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

698 Allowing women the vote was a really bad idea."

"Yes officer, that's when the shooting started..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (6qErC)

699 Nood

Posted by: FrodoB at July 09, 2019 04:06 PM (mnNV7)

700 682 675 Ace fell asleep, didn't he?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK

=========

He finally wasted away.

He couldn't reach the bone broth in time.
--------------
He's in the crawlspace having a congunal visit with his trophies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 09, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

701 The best responses to Sandy Cortez come from Dan Crenshaw, who while he might admire her chest has fortunately not done so out loud. It's clear Crenshaw thinks she's dangerously stupid. If-God forbid- she ever gets nominated for President and he does too their debates would be entertaining.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 04:06 PM (+0VWg)

702 Thanks for the save, YD.

* trudges off *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 04:05 PM (4a5K+)

-------

Anytime...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)

703 659

Code Red

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 09, 2019 04:07 PM (AZxMX)

704 Maybe he's working on a movie review of Spiderman: Far From Home.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

705 This lunatic bitch would have no problems loading people on rail cars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2019 04:09 PM (kZO4S)

706 You don't usually see that much ginger and soy outside of a Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)
.........

Between his hairy face and her headlocked midget I bet their apartment is a crab palace.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

707 The Preppies That Boof.

Posted by: Kavanaugh at July 09, 2019 04:09 PM (iMSq7)

708 Maybe he's working on a movie review of Spiderman: Far From Home.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK
---
Far From Home

What is where people aren't going to see that movie, Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 04:09 PM (DuZls)

709 nood, apparently

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

710 That AOC must be smart!

She's wearing her some glasses!!!



When's she gonna dye her hair grey to look all dignified too?

It's all theater with this goofball.

Wait!....does this....does this mean her bo0obs are fake to?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2019 04:11 PM (2EMYr)

711 McConnell on his great-great grandfathers being slave owners: "I find myself once again in the same position as Barack Obama. We both oppose reparations, and we both are the descendants of slave-holders."
********
Cocaine Mitch

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId)

712 JFK: the bUlley pulled out in the autopsy was not right 6.5 to fit a carcano.


However I am also fond ofor the whole Vril thing by Bulger Lytton, though it is not believable.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2019 04:20 PM (/8EBC)

713 Not so much dumb as demagogue.
Not smart by any means, but an IQ 10% higher than the average FSA moron and 100% willing to exploit it.
And I don't mean "moron" in its affectionate sense.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 09, 2019 04:35 PM (koNhm)

714 mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
I am completely in love.
Crazy is my type.
Sandy, come over here,
do u know who you are ?
you are daddy's favorite communist,
did you know that ?
Yes you are.
but darlin, u gotta leave those glasses on.......

Posted by: rusty schaklefjord at July 09, 2019 04:42 PM (Hw4bz)

715 Long ago and far away when I was a horny teenage boy, I'd do my best to get next to the best looking girl in the class, and I'd listen to whatever pap she was speaking and nod "Yes, yes yes. You are soo clever and smart. Now, can I get into your pants?"

Won't say it always worked. The smart ones blew me off-- had to try a different approach with the smart ones. The dumb ones with air between their ears (Ms. Ocasio Cortez, I'm talking about you) would usually succumb to the "you're so smart" approach.

Times and techniques haven't changed--Sandy has been told she's smart a lot of times--and she believes it. I suspect a lot of young men got "lucky" where she's concerned.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 09, 2019 04:44 PM (WRSbt)

716 Magnificent!

Rep. AOC, - and puppet show.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 04:44 PM (kLDv+)

717 "um........excuse me, congresswoman, that speech this afternoon.... I just have to say,.... how you described that Flint situation ?

I'm sorry but it was just .....it was brilliant.
can I get a few minutes of your time ?
thank you, I know how busy you are, very nice to meet you,....... but tell me.... do you prefer
Dr. Cortez, or Congresswoman Cortez ?"

Posted by: rusty schaklefjord at July 09, 2019 04:58 PM (Hw4bz)

718 1 Jeezus she's dumb.
Posted by: Guzalot


her puppetmaster is a little dim too

Posted by: x at July 09, 2019 05:04 PM (nFwvY)

719 All that qweefing and hand waving.

Posted by: Scottyv at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (rIRlZ)

720 # 104Climate change leads to floods! Floods of water! Water levels rising everywhere! Water that needs to be removed, and you need pipes to do that! And that means plumbers! Plumbers who put in lead pipes!

Gadzooks, whatever you do, please don't tell her that the chemical symbol for lead (Pb) stands for "plumbum." Those crazy Romans, always putting lead in their pipes.

Posted by: Barry Sullivan at July 09, 2019 09:54 PM (dfkmh)

721 How many of those liberal house democrats decended from Slave Owners?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 10, 2019 04:27 PM (wGqjj)

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