Disney, The Happiest Place on Earth

Disney's Toontown, apparently with virtually no park security, forcing visitors (with Toxic Masculinity) to step in and subdue a berserk assailant punching women all over the place.

Drifting in and out of the shot is a tall person of unclear sexual identification with a big beach-ball belly and a white shirt, white hat, and blue pants with red stripe who does nothing during this mayhem except call for more help on a walkie-talkie and leave all the actual protection of Disney patrons to park visitors.

Apparently Disney is trying to make up for the very poor attendance of its expensive new Star Wars unattraction by scheduling in some wild family brawls and inviting the general public to maintain peace and order.

Disney put out a statement declaring that it does not "condone" violence. Well, I don't know, you have barely any park security and some of them seem like Sexual Diversity Hires who don't seem capable of physical confrontation and some others don't do much except stand around and try to look busy doing anything except intervening to protect guests.

"Condone" means "accept and allow to continue." It seems like Disney does condone violence in its parks. They sure the hell don't seem to be staffing their parks to actually stop it.

Via Ethan van Sciver, who does a Zapruder Film-style analysis of the mayhem about ten minutes into this podcast, after he promotes the new Jawbreakers comic book.

This won't get much media play because Disney is powerful and will squelch anything approaching proper coverage.

Oh, and Ethan van Sciver also talks about the poor attendance at the new Star Wars unattraction, and the push-back from Disney.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:29 PM




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1 Sad!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 08, 2019 07:31 PM (fYi9j)

2 That Pluto is bad seed.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

3 th

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (BqBId)

4 Th

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 07:32 PM (a4qVe)

5 Looks like a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Posted by: Wal-Mart shopper at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (wTGZG)

6 The men fighting seem like cowards; only people they really hit are the women.

Posted by: bearcwith asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (H5knJ)

7 Only the manliest of men can knock out THREE chicks in one fight! Well played, my chivalrous hero. Smack dem bitches!

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (oFcdC)

8 Where's the woman driving the assault Rascal?

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

9 Disney is at the top of the boycott list for me, and has been for a long time. They are an aggressively left wing company that have contempt for conservatives / traditionalists. Unfortunately a lot of people the people they detest spend money on their products as if Walt is still running things.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 08, 2019 07:34 PM (Z/Ane)

10
Whole lotta beef on the hood there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (Wx/+I)

11 My kids are grown, so I'm not familiar with these new Disney characters.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (6/uwW)

12 1955: Disneyland invented as a place to escape the gritty realities of urban America, a perfect fantasy city with no crime and universal courtesy.

2019: Disney hosts "Ghetto Fight Thunderdome!" in Toontown.

My, have we progressed as a nation.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (oFcdC)

13 I think this must be Tomorrowland.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

14 The part I liked best was when White T-shirt Dude clocked the chick with the big gazongas.

That's entertainment, Disney style.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (Mouru)

15 I haven't watched it all, but God help any white person who might've made the bad decision to step in to try to keep one of the men from beating the sh*t out of the women.

Guess who will have charges pressed against him?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (rF9rk)

16 Family entertainment isn't what it use to be

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:36 PM (BbGew)

17 >>>Guess who will have charges pressed against him?


and lawsuits

and disney will say "My name's jerome and you're on your own"

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

18 2019: Disney hosts "Ghetto Fight Thunderdome!" in Toontown.

My, have we progressed as a nation.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (oFcdC)


I'm pretty sure Ghetto Fight Thunderdome in Toontown will be in the next Kingdom Hearts game.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 07:36 PM (SgjGX)

19 The mouse ears made it all work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:36 PM (Mouru)

20 The. Greatest. Place. on. Earth.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (DuZls)

21 The Disney Corporation really understand what is to be a superhero.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)

22 Dat azz... Has she a license to carry that?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (7WaWV)

23 11 My kids are grown, so I'm not familiar with these new Disney characters.
Posted by: Regular joe


Well, there's Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Punchy, Trashy and Ig'nant.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (oFcdC)

24 What you are seeing is typical in the hood on any given day.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

25 Hoe'd Up!

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (bJVUR)

26 Does this come with general admission or is it extra?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (3H9h1)

27 I have been thinking: they should rename Toon Town.

Posted by: Governor Northam at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (t6MX/)

28 The left sure has done a job on our culture.

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (6XZdO)

29 Big Mouse has also been pushing gun control in Florida.

Posted by: rd at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (EK+Pw)

30 Kudos to the bystanders who tried to break it all up, but seriously.....dayum. That was something else.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (qSCcj)

31 Those are some awfully large melons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (t6MX/)

32 I have been thinking: they should rename Toon Town.
Posted by: Governor Northam at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (t6MX/)


Martin Luther King Jr. Town?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (SgjGX)

33 You must be

}----------{ THIS

tall to get cold cocked at a children's amusement park by a complete stranger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (Ct55T)

34 Yes, but if you spit gum on the sidewalk in Disneyworld, the wrath of Walt descends upon you.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (Fm81C)

35 I love the security guard who starts adjusting his junk!

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (Izzlo)

36 Family entertainment isn't what it use to be
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:36 PM (BbGew)

Orange man bad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (3gwtv)

37 This won't get much media play because Disney is powerful and will squelch anything approaching proper coverage. - Ace


DISNEY IS THE MEDIA! They own ABC, ESPN, and lots more.
They suppress news ALL THE TIME.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 08, 2019 07:38 PM (S6Pax)

38 Fuck Disney anyway they are dead to me. Stupid rat was never funny anyway.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (UdKB7)

39 Then a woman on a scooter inexplicably dressed in a hospital gown jumps into the fray. Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (Mouru)

40 Anybody detect what Busta Rhyme's problem was?

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

41 Man, those are some strong hair extensions....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (bCLt0)

42 I am going to keep my mouth shut

Hey how about my Yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (3gwtv)

43 What the actual hell?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)

44 All those little kids, some in strollers, not even reacting to it, like it's regular family fare.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (COzlW)

45 That it's a small world song would drive anyone to violence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (gC2IV)

46 That's not real fighting. No weaves were pulled.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (jXrK7)

47 I especially like the part where after four minutes of punching women the guy FINALLY gets tackled and taken to the ground...whereupon his subduers immediately let him get up again to continue his rampage as if nothing had happened. Now THAT's ineffective security work! Well played!

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (oFcdC)

48
What do you expect from people dressed like that? Talk about 10 pounds stuffed in a 5 pound can.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:39 PM (Wx/+I)

49 And why is there always an assault scooter?

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (Fm81C)

50 The Janitorial staffer seems to be trying to do more to break it up than the "security"

Posted by: buzzion at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (WaxcS)

51 I would just let 'em fight..... ghetto gotta ghetto....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (bCLt0)

52 I guess the bystanders are lucky that none of them had guns.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

53 Oh, sorry, my mistake, this wasn't at Disney, it was at Farfur the Mouse World in Ramallah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (Ct55T)

54 >>>47 That's not real fighting. No weaves were pulled.


oh yes they were. Pink Shirt Busta Rhymes pulled two women by the hair.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

55 Looks like a couple of lovely families. What a surprise he came to blows.

Well slapping women around anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (PxX58)

56 About the worse people I encountered at Disneyworld in the mid to late 80's were rude wait staff. I always figured they were hire for being diverse azholes from around the world. But hey Disney only got my money twice. We all know people who go every year. Every Damn. Year.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (UUkQp)

57 The slappiest place on earth.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (JgA4k)

58 As the sun slips into the West, and the ONT prepares to rise, we hear the mournful cry of the Ewok ...

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (efToR)

59 27 I have been thinking: they should rename Toon Town.
Posted by: Governor Northam


Oooooh, say no more, say no more. The joke is best left at that exact level of completion.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (oFcdC)

60 Those people are crazy. Hope someone went to jail.

Posted by: Infidel at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (BLFnH)

61 "Yes, but if you spit gum on the sidewalk in Disneyworld, the wrath of Walt descends upon you."

I remember sitting at the edge of the pool with a plastic cup of beer on the first night of our vacation, when the Disney Nazi came up and informed everyone that this was not allowed. Thank you so much for your great hospitality, Disney!

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (6XZdO)

62 10


Whole lotta beef on the hood there.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Try Universal.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (T6t7i)

63 Does this come with general admission or is it extra?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (3H9h1)


That requires an "E" ticket.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (aS1PU)

64 Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (bKezI)

65 Ain't that America
For you and me
Ain't that America
Something to see
Ain't that America
Fightin' at Disney
For all to see.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (S6Pax)

66 55 >>>47 That's not real fighting. No weaves were pulled.


oh yes they were. Pink Shirt Busta Rhymes pulled two women by the hair.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)


Oh yeah..... those weaves are industrial strength....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (bCLt0)

67 Yup keeping my mouth zipped

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (3gwtv)

68 Someone posted this on another thread and I think I've watched it 3 times. It's a train wreck and I can't stop watching it.

The sad thing is the kids probably see this happening frequently at home and they will grow up thinking this is acceptable behavior.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (RBOtF)

69 What? No, "Down Goes Frazier" lament/comment/snark??

Posted by: havildar major at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (jpW6t)

70 Sidebar - that place is a ghost town.

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (Izzlo)

71 I wonder who's salad you have to toss in the Disney jail.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (jXrK7)

72 but God help any white person who might've made the bad decision to step in"

Indeed. That'd be rayciss. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (6qErC)

73 Also, I always suspected that the Ike Turner World attraction would draw a bad sort.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (H5knJ)

74 Ugh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (3gwtv)

75 Florida men, doing Florida stuff.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (3H9h1)

76 And somewhere in the afterlife, Walt is seeing this going down and saying "DA FUQ".

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (eLsVR)

77 Fraughting at the mouf

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)

78 That obese pig got fat on EBT and somehow scraped up enough cash to get in to turn then place into Toon Hood. If she has kids, they will grow up just as bad or worse, if they don't get shot first.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

79 M*thuhf*ckah was just turning his life around, too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (Mouru)

80 Hoe'd Up!
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:37 PM (bJVUR)
*******
More like a Hoedown, Too Soon ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (BqBId)

81 59
The slappiest place on earth.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (JgA4k)

Shut 'er down, folks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (t6MX/)

82 She was one of the Butt sisters, Bertha Butt.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (C1Lsn)

83
Try Universal.
Posted by: pep


Hoof. Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (Wx/+I)

84 The sad thing is these savages most likely payed the entrance fee with the moneys Uncle Sugar sent them.

1st of tha Month!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (Z+IKu)

85 Well, that was entertaining.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (HaL55)

86 I could not tell who was on whose side. It seemed to keep changing.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (OiC69)

87 Not so sure this was the wisest post Ace. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (3gwtv)

88 Huh. I was watching Ethan's video and it vanished. Is that because it was a live cast?

Posted by: GalosGann at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (z6Rh+)

89 but God help any white person who might've made the bad decision to step in"

Indeed. That'd be rayciss. Or something.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (6qErC)
---
Looked like a White Hispanic got involved.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (DuZls)

90 I am beginning to hate Disney: er a NY Post article, the corporation refused to allow the Spider-Man icon on the grave a a 4-year old boy. I have absolutely no words.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (sPJyv)

91 >>The slappiest place on earth.


We have a WINNER

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (bJVUR)

92 So, pretty much like Paris, or Portland.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (2qPhT)

93 The happiest place on earth doesn't appear to be very secure.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (RBOtF)

94 90
Not so sure this was the wisest post Ace. Just saying



Posted by: Nevergiveup


I see no way in which it can go wrong.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

95 68
55 >>>47 That's not real fighting. No weaves were pulled.





oh yes they were. Pink Shirt Busta Rhymes pulled two women by the hair.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)





Oh yeah..... those weaves are industrial strength....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:41 PM (bCLt0)

Sorry, weave pull ride is closed. Moose-sized ho out front shoulda gave you the 411.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (t6MX/)

96 So with The Mouse suing anyone who so much as loosely imitates one of their trademarks, I'm assuming the person who taped Family Fun will be hearing from their lawyers. All sorts of infringing going on in that vid.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (8AONa)

97 Ghetto Land

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (B+t5k)

98 Actually just viral marketing for a reboot of the Jerry Springer Show.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (Ct55T)

99 In all fairness to the gentleman who threw the first punch, the lady did spit in his face.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (COzlW)

100 Nuke 74.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (t6MX/)

101 That obese pig got fat on EBT and somehow scraped up enough cash to get
in to turn then place into Toon Hood. If she has kids, they will grow up
just as bad or worse, if they don't get shot first.


Um yeah, just how much does it cost to get in that place these days?

Your tax dollars atwerk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (HaL55)

102
This was Campus Activist and Community Organizer Day, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (Wx/+I)

103 God help any white person who might've made the bad decision to step in

No, there was a big guy who stepped in. None of the actors seemed very upset with anyone who intervened.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (OiC69)

104 Willowed from the last thread, and of paramount importance:

414 I've mentioned before, but don't think it received the necessary
acclamation by the horde, that "puthy" should definitely be in the Style
Guide.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (hu22E)

105 Curtis got slapped!

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (bJVUR)

106 The happiest place on earth doesn't appear to be very secure.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (RBOtF)


There are certain neighborhoods where Snow White does not go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)

107 I like big butts.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (hjaPQ)

108 Fucking wow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (nDe2U)

109 Tranc darts!

Tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

110 Was expecting to see hair weaves and extensions on the ground.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (RBOtF)

111 Give them credit , no one stomped them lying down /knocked down on the ground . And thank heavens Disney has metal detectors or ...

Posted by: jaytrain at July 08, 2019 07:45 PM (kTU8y)

112 I am beginning to hate Disney: er a NY Post article, the corporation refused to allow the Spider-Man icon on the grave a a 4-year old boy. I have absolutely no words.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at July 08, 2019 07:43 PM (sPJyv)
---
Disney World is effectively a blue-run city.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)

113 Number of meals missed?

Zero.

Point Zero.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (6qErC)

114 >>Tranc darts!


I love that Archer - "You are my new favorite toy".

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (bJVUR)

115 15 I haven't watched it all, but God help any white person who might've made the bad decision to step in to try to keep one of the men from beating the sh*t out of the women.

Guess who will have charges pressed against him?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 07:35 PM (rF9rk)



It is worse than that. I suspect *all* the hoodrats would join in, in pummeling the Good Samaritan.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (ujg0T)

116 No fighting. Moose out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (Fm81C)

117 Anyone else notice Hulk Hogan was manning the broom-and-collector dealie?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (Mouru)

118 Ironically, this is one of the few -- very, VERY few -- instances where I was not expecting the combatants to be Reparations Americans. I should have known better ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (3JbJY)

119 He from the tribe Slapaho.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (DuZls)

120 Jonah condones his wife to ride midnight meat trains, which he pays for in cash.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (13dPG)

121 In all seriousness, if I heard a toddler screaming in terror, as happened here, that would be enough to make me reconsider WTH I was doing. What is WRONG with these people?

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

122 >>Was expecting to see hair weaves and extensions on the ground.


That's close enough buddy.

Any more and you will be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (bJVUR)

123

It's Toontown. Call Deputy Dawg.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

124 41 Anybody detect what Busta Rhyme's problem was?
Posted by: Axeman


The sequence of events was explained to me:

Morbidly obese women insulted Busta's giant-titted girlfriend. The two ladies get into a punching match. Busta steps in and starts beating on the obese gentlelady. Busta's mother then arrives in her wheelchair, and stands up to break up the fight. The two ladies then start attacking each other again, and in the fracas Ms. Giant Tits Girlfriend knocks Busta's mother to the ground. Shortly thereafter, Busta knocks Ms. Obese to the ground as well. After a brief interregnum, someone tells Busta that his own girlfriend was the one who knocked his mother to the ground. So then -- he starts punching his own girlfriend, even though he had been defending her honor just a minute earlier!

To the extent that logic was involved, that's the gist of it, as far as the analysts can tell.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (oFcdC)

125 >>No, there was a big guy who stepped in. None of the actors seemed very upset with anyone who intervened.

There was a lot of "Hold me back!" going on in that slap off.

Accept for hitting the women. That pink shirt dude was gonna slap every woman he could get his hands on.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (PxX58)

126 No way I would get in that mess... could not be helpful....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (bCLt0)

127 What is WRONG with these people?

And yes, I used "these people" deliberately.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

128 Please Lord, no girl announcers during the hr derby.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (13dPG)

129 None of the actors seemed very upset with anyone who intervened"

That comes later with the Johnnie Cochran Law Firm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM (6qErC)

130 Sorry,

But that ain't my circus, and those ain't my monkeys. I am not getting involved.

Me and mine are going to move away to cover in case one of these idiots pull out a gun.

"They Have Security and they check for guns!" Sure they do. Just like TSA does. The same TSA that fails 90% of their tests. Does anyone think Big Mouse does any better?

Posted by: rd at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (EK+Pw)

131 Classy clientele they have there at Disney. White trash...?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (8lGpb)

132
I am beginning to hate Disney: er a NY Post article, the corporation refused to allow the Spider-Man icon on the grave a a 4-year old boy. I have absolutely no words.

To Big Mouse, a "limited term of copyright" is eternity, less one day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (Wx/+I)

133 Why would anyone step in if?

1 not park security.
2 not a relative.
3 not married (doubtful) to one of the women.


I wouldn't.

white
disabled
Disney is a gun free zone.
not my circus not my animals.
I would not recommend the giant rats parks to anyone.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (0OmEj)

134 7 Only the manliest of men can knock out THREE chicks in one fight! Well played, my chivalrous hero. Smack dem bitches!
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:33 PM (oFcdC)


Heh

Posted by: Ha at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (MAstk)

135 That dude in white is a street sweeper! Not security!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (438dO)

136 No fighting. Moose out front shoulda told you.
*******
Well HELL, The Moose was inside fighting

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (BqBId)

137 >>Accept for hitting the women. That pink shirt dude was gonna slap every woman he could get his hands on.


They're gonna love his nuts!

Posted by: Vince from Slap Chop at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (bJVUR)

138 119
It is worse than that. I suspect *all* the hoodrats would join in, in pummeling the Good Samaritan.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (ujg0T)


I think Derbyshire alluded to something similar in the post that got him kicked out of National Review.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

139 Van Sciver's video is gone.

Posted by: butch at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (hXu8T)

140 They should have sent the dwarfs in. All seven of 'em. It would be mayhem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (Mouru)

141 Those poor, poor babies.

I couldn't stand listening to them crying out.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (MC5xf)

142 Holy shitballs.

2 adults and one kids admission is $439~! That's a load to blow on getting in and starting fights.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (DrqHq)

143 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (hjaPQ)

144 Give them credit , no one stomped them lying down /knocked down on the
ground . And thank heavens Disney has metal detectors or ...


*adjusts monocle* I say my good fellow, I do believe one of the gentlemen in question made a rather thinly veiled reference concerning his willingness to return to the local area of incarceration that very evening. He seemed thrilled at the thought, in fact.


I somehow doubt that would be his first experience there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

145

Was Michelle Obama in that fight?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

146 I just heard Moochelle's clip about PDT's inauguration.
That male bitch can go fuck herself with her own dick.

My goodness, that was so infuriating.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (ufFY8)

147
A gentleman always takes his hat off before hitting a woman

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (Wx/+I)

148 2 adults and one kids admission is $439~! That's a load to blow on getting in and starting fights.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (DrqHq)

I'd rather go on a little splurge at the cigar shop.

Probably a much healthier option, by my reckoning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (Ct55T)

149

Have you had the POC Talk with your kids?

Posted by: Truth Hurts at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (p8Tfs)

150 The hats on the security guys make them super intimidating. I watched them in action and a little pee came out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (gC2IV)

151 the last time i was at disneyland i cried because i lost my mickey mouse shaped balloon. i think i was five. oh well.

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (WA8sK)

152 Does ToonTown even have a jail?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (Mouru)

153 Man I always knew Taylor Millard was a dumbass, but I never saw a photo.

I think he might be all the way 'tarded:

https://tinyurl.com/nu45a54

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (4/6ME)

154 Spittin' bitches get stitches.

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (kLDv+)

155 149

Was Michelle Obama in that fight?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

Oh yeah... she was the one in Pink....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (bCLt0)

156
No impulse control; no embarrassment or regret about a fight between adults in a place made for children; men with no qualms about punching women the face or pulling them by the hair; morbid obesity.

And a certain demographic is involved. Shocked I tell you. Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (njG9N)

157 I got a particular kick out of the people dressed as candles or something who stood with their arms out to hold back the crowd. You know your career is seriously off track when....

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (T6t7i)

158 "The Janitorial staffer seems to be trying to do more to break it up than the "security"

Posted by: buzzion"

I was going to mention this, but see it's already covered. Not much to add that hasn't already been said.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (DjIXP)

159 They should have sent the dwarfs in. All seven of 'em. It would be mayhem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (Mouru)
---
Especially with poleaxes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (DuZls)

160 Sadly, the Theme Park to Prison Pipeline is another symptom of our Racist System.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (bJVUR)

161 144
They should have sent the dwarfs in. All seven of 'em. It would be mayhem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (Mouru)

....and Goofy. Come on. hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (8lGpb)

162 Watch it again...the guy in the red shirt and the guy in the black with the gray cap are Disney security. They kept them from attacking other park visitors until the full on security arrived. I've met Disney security people who are just dressed like park visitors. They're everywhere. And remember DisneyWorld security spotted the crazy guy who shot up the Pulse Nightclub scoping out their park and reported him to the FBI. Which they ignored...sadly.

Posted by: Janeil at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (oscSz)

163 So I had a fuckin family in today and on the way out the mother casually mentions her daughter might have been exposed to Lice at a party?????

WTF

Now I am itching all over.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (3gwtv)

164 Still better than Epcot Center

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (lNyNW)

165 The Ethan van Scriver vid says "removed by user". huh

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (tH5fk)

166 146: I read that as a load of blow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (nDe2U)

167 >>2 adults and one kids admission is $439~!


Do I get to pick the Disney Character that blows me?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (bJVUR)

168 142 119
It is worse than that. I suspect *all* the hoodrats would join in, in pummeling the Good Samaritan.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 08, 2019 07:46 PM (ujg0T)

I think Derbyshire alluded to something similar in the post that got him kicked out of National Review.
Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 07:49 PM (sdi6R)



Yep.

Much more crudely than Derbyshire, I KNOW the term "Chimpout" is an ugly and racist one, but, here we are....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (ujg0T)

169 I blame rap music. Just gotta slap a bitch baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (8lGpb)

170 Six Flags Over Compton?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (Mouru)

171 Ironically, this is one of the few -- very, VERY few -- instances where I was not expecting the combatants to be Reparations Americans. I should have known better ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 08, 2019 07:47 PM

Reparations aren't enough. I will buy every participant a house.

Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (COzlW)

172 Their vote counts just as much as yours does. Maybe more.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (UUkQp)

173 Just north of Toronto at the Canada's Wonderland theme park, a female Somali group attacked a white woman and her kids/family. The MFM ran with it for a day or two as "Police investigating hate crime against Somalis" then dropped it.

Here's the "unrolled" Twitter thread done in the style as a single blog post (with various hot links) from Thin Gray Line. And FYI the white woman's censored Facebook defence of herself has finally been restored by Facebook, undoubtedly after heavy criticism of the censorship:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1146557847863476229.html

And here's the thread Thin Gray Line recommends you also read from MikeD. Sorry, it's a genuine Twitter thread; and you'll have to scroll to the top to get everything of value from it such as video footage.

https://twitter.com/mikedennymike/status/
1146603776146661376

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (Dh1wo)

174 So I had a fuckin family in today and on the way out
the mother casually mentions her daughter might have been exposed to
Lice at a party?????

WTF

Now I am itching all over.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:51 PM (3gwtv)


Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

175 171 >>2 adults and one kids admission is $439~!


Do I get to pick the Disney Character that blows me?
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (bJVUR)

I'll take Walt's Frozen Head.

(bracing!)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (Ct55T)

176 Evening all. It's a small world after all.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (WWS2B)

177 Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (bJVUR)
******
No it is always Goofy

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (BqBId)

178 Maybe they were auditioning for the new Little Mermaid movie.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (xPl2J)

179 Looks like minimum three minutes for Disney security to show up.

I reiterate my comment from an earlier thread, "Damn! I thought Disney had better security."

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (9t0Zz)

180 The uniformed security guy is pulling up his pants and ... sniffing his fingers. WTF?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (mk9aG)

181 Let me get this straight: Disneyland has turned into my local Walmart?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

182 Hell no I wouldn't try to stop that. I'd be taking video and lmao.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

183 Maybe the " gun free zone" is working as no one or a few whipped out firearms.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (BbGew)

184 171 >>2 adults and one kids admission is $439~!

That's just to get in, but doesn't include the hotel, meals, etc. It's $1k a day.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (T6t7i)

185 Do I get to pick the Disney Character that blows me?
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:52 PM (bJVUR)

I'll take Walt's Frozen Head.

(bracing!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (Ct55T)


I ought to roll over there and bite your leg.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (Mouru)

186 At every step, the women were starting the shit.

Too bad we couldn't see what really started the whole thing, because I bet it was two women fighting.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

187 And the next generation is there to witness their parent's awesomeness. Just fuckin' wonderful....

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (cF8AT)

188 What kinda lice, NGU..... all lice are not the same....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (bCLt0)

189 That was disturbing. Little kids crying in the background. Such a fine example they are seeing. They will grow up just like them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (dUJdY)

190 137
I wouldn't.

white
disabled
Disney is a gun free zone.
not my circus not my animals.
I would not recommend the giant rats parks to anyone.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 08, 2019 07:48 PM (0OmEj)


Yep.
A. I wouldn't be there in the first place
II. If I somehow was, no way would I get in the middle of that.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

191 Let me get this straight: Disneyland has turned into my local Walmart?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
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That's a lot of money just to beat your kids in public.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (DuZls)

192 Like I said earlier, this is just Another Day at Walmart around here!

Posted by: tom servo at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (V2Yro)

193 >>Now I am itching all over.

Yet another thing you don't want to hear your dentist say.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (PxX58)

194 Disney is busy acquiring the rights to Tyreese Womanpounder for the new action figure. The high end version will have a sound chip. But, the standards and practices have already rubber stamped that since "beeeeeoch" (while suggestive) isn't really a bad word.

Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (BcIR2)

195 152 I'd rather go on a little splurge at the cigar shop.

Probably a much healthier option, by my reckoning.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 07:50 PM (Ct55T)

=====

Only one young lady ever got assaulted by a cigar ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (3JbJY)

196 I'd like to have seen Donald Duck quack somebody over the head.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (JgA4k)

197 >>>Was Michelle Obama in that fight?<<<

No. Mitch Obama is too busy transforming into Zoe Saldana.

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (kLDv+)

198 It's like downtown Newark with Cotton Candy.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (bJVUR)

199 180
Evening all. It's a small world after all.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (WWS2B)

Really? you had to mention that mind bending song?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (8lGpb)

200
It's almost as if getting in an ostentatious family brawl was the whole reason they went there.

I noticed the land whale using the electric scooter took an obviously fake dive. And didn't really need the scooter all that bad. (It's s miracle! I can walk!)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (njG9N)

201 184 The uniformed security guy is pulling up his pants and ... sniffing his fingers. WTF?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (mk9aG),


He's on his 10 min break.

Posted by: Ha at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (MAstk)

202 racist shitbird alert:
"jbspry at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (bem9Y)"

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (9t0Zz)

203 I love how after whuppin on the other couple, the guy in red comes back and apparently his GF gives him some lip, so he hauls off and busts her right in the kisser, too.

Posted by: tom servo at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (V2Yro)

204 Nothing here that a good Hot Mic karaoke session wouldn't cure.

Posted by: Todd at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (COzlW)

205 >>Now I am itching all over.


That's all in your head. The egss they laid on you won't hatch for at least 22 hours.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (bJVUR)

206 That fight was totally fake.

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (Cs98Q)

207 This isn't funny. Bataclan Disney Edition would be horrific. I can't believe as a multi-billion dollar multi-national corporation that they don't have a decent response team capable at least of subduing typical theme park/carnival hooligans/drunken hold my beer types faster than a large crowd can notice. You'd think it would be in their best interest to be able to broom problem guests in short order to avoid bad publicity.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (N5dam)

208 183 Looks like minimum three minutes for Disney security to show up.

I reiterate my comment from an earlier thread, "Damn! I thought Disney had better security."

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (9t0Zz)

There was a fun website awhile back, where various Retired Military folks were debating the best way to Assault Disneyland.

From SEALS to Ton Sawyers Island, to how to attack the Main Gate with armor assets. Plus, snipers on Space Mountain.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

209
Reparations aren't enough. I will buy every participant a house.
Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020]/i]

One hundred billion dollars would be a good start...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

210 >>The uniformed security guy is pulling up his pants and ... sniffing his fingers. WTF?

Hey, he just off break.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (PxX58)

211 It's a Brawl World After All.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (COzlW)

212 Dont suppose they know Zip A Dee Dooh Dah

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (lNyNW)

213 I'm writing a reparations check at this moment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

214 What kinda lice, NGU..... all lice are not the same....
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (bCLt0)

Like white on lice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (3gwtv)

215 How tall do you have to be to brawl at Disneyland?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (JgA4k)

216 I've said it before and I'll say it again...

The way you stop this in its tracks is by piping in some PFunk.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (bJVUR)

217 200
I'd like to have seen Donald Duck quack somebody over the head.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 07:55 PM (JgA4k)

the whole world is quacking up!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (8lGpb)

218 Hell no I wouldn't try to stop that"

No kidding. I know the chances of a blow landing would be slim, but if one connected with that mass behind it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (6qErC)

219 Next, in family-friendly entertainment, Disney teams up with Showtime to introduce a Shameless-based attraction.

Posted by: QA at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (z8RLp)

220 205 Slavery was a horrible thing.
Posted by: Anchovy


Second look at Marcus Garvey?

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (oFcdC)

221 NGU got cooties?

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (tH5fk)

222 I love the woman in the large denim shorts. My late dad would have said, "Looks like two hogs fighting in a sack."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

223 I see a new Bravo show: The Real Hos of Disneyland"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

224 Someone said something about a Briar Patch?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2019 07:58 PM (lNyNW)

225
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 07:58 PM (Wx/+I)

226 Disneyland used to be very strict. I remember one time Steven Van Zandt was not allowed entrance because of the bandana on his head.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2019 07:58 PM (xPl2J)

227 just thinking about that fucking place and it's bullshit is enough for me to go postal. never been in a disney shithole, never will set foot in one. why give my money to an organization that despises me? fuck that big rat. and his commie masters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

228 You have to be THIS tall to punch a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

229 Let me get this straight: Disneyland has turned into my local Walmart?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (Z+IKu)

230 And none of em knew how to fight for shit.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

231 217
Dont suppose they know Zip A Dee Dooh Dah

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (lNyNW)

Words changed to Zip A Dee Hoo Ha. Because Girl power!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (8lGpb)

232 In fairness, I, too want to break a bitch when I get hangry.

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (kLDv+)

233 He seems nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (ufFY8)

234 NGU got cooties?
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 07:57 PM (tH5fk)

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (3gwtv)

235 Do I get to pick the Disney Character that blows me?

I want that Snow White chick in full regalia in the top of her castle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)

236 Let me guess. They saw the prices for a frozen banana.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru)

237 222 I've said it before and I'll say it again...

The way you stop this in its tracks is by piping in some PFunk.
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 07:56 PM (bJVUR)

It is a fact of Science that it is impossible to fight when "Atomic Dog" is playing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (Ct55T)

238 To be fair, the large-ish bitch was hangry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

239 >>He seems nice.

And NGU seems lice.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (PxX58)

240 One and only time we went to Disney world was our honeymoon for some stupid reason...over the 4th of July week. Almost got into it with people of a darker demographic while waiting in line for over an hour. Their kids kept bumping into us, hitting us, etc. the kids were just excited and restless from the long wait but it was super irritating since the clueless parents weren't try to rein them in at all. But boy they get defensive when I finally said something to one of the kids for stepping on me for the thousandth time. Plus it was HOT but humid...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (UUBmN)

241
Dont suppose they know Zip A Dee Dooh Dah

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


They know Dooh Dah Dee Zip Gun, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (Wx/+I)

242 >>I love the woman in the large denim shorts.


Put on your White Jorts, baby
'cause we goin' out tonight

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 08:00 PM (bJVUR)

243 Even if you imagine the place empty of people, it's dismal. "Toontown?" Shoot me now. Why do people pay $ to go see a faux-city of brightly colored plastic junk, when there are so many wonderful, beautiful and edifying places in America to visit?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (mk9aG)

244 conference call
G-D I hate these

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (3gwtv)

245 It's Tucker Time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

246 236
And none of em knew how to fight for shit.



Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN


I laughed out loud at one point. I thought they were doing some kind of ethnic dancing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (8lGpb)

247 That'd make a pretty average COPS episode where you have a bunch of nitwits slap-fighting in their front yard. I wouldn't make it through my first shift as the police without clubbing somebody upside the head with a flashlight.

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (MVjcR)

248 I can't wait to see what society will be like in another 10 years. Last year, I was staying in a hotel just outside Disneyland for work and this mother and father came down for breakfast with their cute little girl all dressed up to see Mickey Mouse. Dad with the beer belly was smoking a cigarette inside the hotel and Mom (matching belly) had a t-shirt that said "Food my second favorite four letter word that begins with F".

Posted by: Boogs at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (/cx4m)

249 You stay classy, Disneyworld!

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (COzlW)

250 Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, you can't go to an entertainment venue with ... NM, I don't want to get banned for saying the truth.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (qZdIZ)

251 Disney is busy acquiring the rights to Tyreese Womanpounder for the new action figure. The high end version will have a sound chip. But, the standards and practices have already rubber stamped that since "beeeeeoch" (while suggestive) isn't really a bad word.

Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (BcIR2)
---
And they're certain his new catch phrase will catch on: "Ready to go to JAIL TONIGHT!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)

252 'The way you stop this in its tracks is by piping in some PFunk'

It's gonna take more than "Flashlight" to get the funk outta there.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

253 Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! We're as happy as can be!

M-I-C, K-E-Y. M-O-U-S-E!

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (kLDv+)

254 What's the address of the large-ish woman for me to send my reparations check?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

255 i'd hit it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (KP5rU)

256 233 just thinking about that fucking place and it's bullshit is enough for me to go postal. never been in a disney shithole, never will set foot in one. why give my money to an organization that despises me? fuck that big rat. and his commie masters.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

15 or 20 years ago, it was worth it.

Family friendly, and not too expensive. Had a couple REALLY good vacations there with my Kids.

Now? even with the Military discount for retired folks, its pricey.

Still $178 for a 3 day park hopper pass at Disney. Not too bad.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

257 Content Warning: this video contains content that may be deemed interesting. Please sign in to confirm that you are an adult allowing the provider (Alphabet) to track you for eternity.

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 08:02 PM (xcd1u)

258 I can't wait to see what society will be like in another 10 years. "

15, tops. "The Marching Morons "

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (6qErC)

259 255 I can't wait to see what society will be like in another 10 years. Last year, I was staying in a hotel just outside Disneyland for work and this mother and father came down for breakfast with their cute little girl all dressed up to see Mickey Mouse. Dad with the beer belly was smoking a cigarette inside the hotel and Mom (matching belly) had a t-shirt that said "Food my second favorite four letter word that begins with F".

Posted by: Boogs at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (/cx4m)


Idiocracy was a prophecy.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

260 Did red shirt guy get the make up ride of his life?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (JgA4k)

261

Is that a new Disney attraction? South side of Chicagoland? Can't wait for them to install the dodge the bullets ride

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (3gjo/)

262 250 Even if you imagine the place empty of people, it's dismal. "Toontown?" Shoot me now. Why do people pay $ to go see a faux-city of brightly colored plastic junk, when there are so many wonderful, beautiful and edifying places in America to visit?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (mk9aG)

Look at it this way:

If Disney didn't exist, all the rubes would have to start going to nice places instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (Ct55T)

263 fans just cringed and laughed at the DJ. Know your audience MLB.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (13dPG)

264 The guy in the red/pink shirt starts beating on the woman that helped picked his beached whale of a mother up off the ground because someone told him she hit his mother. Smacks her then drags her by the hair. JFC!

Guy has issues...

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)

265 Disney is where you go and get robbed at the gate, robbed at the concessions, robbed at the restaurants, and mobbed by over excited foreigners who have no grasp of civility....
all while being jollied along by relentlessly cheerful Disney Robots, whose skin is prett lifelike....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (bCLt0)

266 Did one guy actually punch his girlfriend in the face? I'll be he paid with his life later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

267 They put Goofy in charge of their SWAT unit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (6BHZ6)

268 And none of em knew how to fight for shit."

That's nothing. You ought to see them shoot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (6qErC)

269 Oh and they were "in front of Goofy's house" according to the woman calling the police.

No shit you were!

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (cF8AT)

270 Was anyone arrested? Bueller?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (8lGpb)

271 Why do people pay $ to go see a faux-city of brightly colored plastic junk, when there are so many wonderful, beautiful and edifying places in America to visit?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (mk9aG)


Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Las Vegas at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (Mouru)

272 Did one guy actually punch his girlfriend in the face? I'll be he paid with his life later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

One word: Bobbit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (3gwtv)

273 I didn't know Disney took EBT cards

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (8tRR7)

274 253 236
And none of em knew how to fight for shit.



Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN


I laughed out loud at one point. I thought they were doing some kind of ethnic dancing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (8lGpb)

Yeah, if'n this had been at Disneyland, and someone swept the leg?

Another 7.1 Earthquake.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (NgKpN)

275 Last time I was at Disneyland was 24 years ago. The clientele sure has changed. So has the language.

The poor street sweeper guy - he didn't sign up for this, that's for sure.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 08:05 PM (aXucN)

276 Look at it this way:



If Disney didn't exist, all the rubes would have to start going to nice places instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko



This is why I live my life the way I do. Everything is to avoid them.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2019 08:05 PM (T6t7i)

277 ROFLMAO!

That video was hilarious. Those guys fought like fags and that chick has the biggest ass I've ever seen.

I think it was actually a Disney Performance Art Ride. Disney wanted to call it a "Trayvon something" ride but ran into trademark issues with the family.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 08:05 PM (bOCwl)

278 One word: Bobbit
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (3gwtv)
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Which Lorena did.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 08:05 PM (DuZls)

279 wtf!?!? Jessica and I love Disney now!

Posted by: jonah silverbrick at July 08, 2019 08:05 PM (13dPG)

280 Idiocracy was a prophecy."

Idiocracy was a ripoff of a great story...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (6qErC)

281 I laughed out loud at one point. I thought they were doing some kind of ethnic dancing.

Sure it wasn't foreplay?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (HaL55)

282 273 They put Goofy in charge of their SWAT unit?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (6BHZ6)

Beware Grassjumper.

Goofy knows Goof-Fu!

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (NgKpN)

283 Eh, that's just foreplay for the swingers party they'll be at later.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (VhR1N)

284 Well I am shocked at the sight of black people, who are natural conservatives and the future electoral backbone of the GOP, acting irrationally savagely violent in public.

This just never happens. Who could have predicted this?

Posted by: KRockFM at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (coctK)

285 Back when I was a teenager my friends and I let off a stink bomb in the
Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. It was in that first room everyone enters
before you get on the ride itself. I remember the look of disgust on
everyone's face and then all of them making a dash for the door when it
finally opened. Of all our stink bomb attacks, that was the funnest.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (xPl2J)

286
that chick has the biggest ass I've ever seen.

You must not get out much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (Wx/+I)

287 >>Did one guy actually punch his girlfriend in the face?


She should have been bobbin' and weavin'!

Posted by: Smokey at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (bJVUR)

288 They put Goofy in charge of their SWAT unit?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (6BHZ6)

On your knees, hands on the back of your head, motherfucker! Hyuck!

Posted by: Sergeant Goofy at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (Cs98Q)

289 Did one guy actually punch his girlfriend in the face? I'll be he paid with his life later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)


He punched the bystander chick int he face, too. He liked punching girls.

Funny thing is that neither of the girls went down, or even seemed fazed, by his fag punches.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (bOCwl)

290 "My late dad would have said, "Looks like two hogs fighting in a sack."
"Looks like she's dribbling four basketballs."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (JUUk1)

291 Sure it wasn't foreplay?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (HaL55)
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'fore I kick yo ass!

Posted by: Busta Pink at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)

292 all lice are not the same....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 07:54 PM (bCLt0)


It was the myth of phthiraptera.
I've seen 'em all and man, they're all the same.

Posted by: Paul S. at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (hu22E)

293 276 Was anyone arrested? Bueller?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (8lGpb)

It's like a idea tree for places to recruit the strongest bulls.

Posted by: jonah silverbrick at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (13dPG)

294 Will the perpetrators be sentenced to three hours of the tea cup ride?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (6BHZ6)

295 > Funny thing is that neither of the girls went down, or even seemed fazed, by his fag punches.

None of those punks knew how to punch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (JUUk1)

296 Nuke 153

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (t6MX/)

297 290 "My late dad would have said, "Looks like two hogs fighting in a sack."
"Looks like she's dribbling four basketballs."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (JUUk1)

My mom: Looks like two Volkswagens trying to pass each other.

Posted by: Tami at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (cF8AT)

298 >>It was the myth of phthiraptera.
I've seen 'em all and man, they're all the same.


Nice

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (bJVUR)

299 286
that chick has the biggest ass I've ever seen.

You must not get out much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:06 PM (Wx/+I)


Yeah, this.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

300 Goddammit, now I got the Mickey Mouse Club theme stuck in my head.

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (Cs98Q)

301 I assumed Disney had snipers in those towers.

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (25Dt7)

302 Nuke 153
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (t6MX/

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Huh?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (4/6ME)

303 Will the perpetrators be sentenced to three hours of the tea cup ride?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (6BHZ6)
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20 minutes of "It's A Small World." They'll be begging for mercy.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (aXucN)

304 Did one guy actually punch his girlfriend in the face? I'll be he paid with his life later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

He punched the bystander chick int he face, too. He liked punching girls.

Funny thing is that neither of the girls went down, or even seemed fazed, by his fag punches.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (bOCwl)
*******************

I'm sure this isn't their first rodeo.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (RBOtF)

305 "271
Why do people pay $ to go see a faux-city of brightly colored plastic
junk, when there are so many wonderful, beautiful and edifying places
in America to visit?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM (mk9aG)



Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Las Vegas at July 08, 2019 08:04 PM (Mouru)"
..Well yes, aside from Vegas.... I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country. Some of them are bumpkins of the worst sort - coastal blue state bumpkins.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (67XdO)

306 I can go to WalMart and find at least five asses at any given time bigger than that one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (nDe2U)

307 Epstein pleads not guilty to sex trafficking charges.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (hjaPQ)

308
Since Wednesday night, six people have been killed and 60 others wounded
in gun violence across Chicago over the Fourth of July holiday weekend.



Those damn MAGA hat wearing Trump supporters at it again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (3gjo/)

309 Goddammit, now I got the Mickey Mouse Club theme stuck in my head.

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (Cs98Q)

Yeah, now the rest of us do too. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (xPl2J)

310 None of those punks knew how to punch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (JUUk1)


I almost fell over laughing. Best entertainment at Disneyworld/land all day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (bOCwl)

311 > 2 adults and one kids admission is $439~!


Holy shitballs indeed!
I think the last time I was there it was something like $8.00 to get in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (JUUk1)

312 Why do people pay $ to go see a faux-city of brightly colored plastic junk, when there are so many wonderful, beautiful and edifying places in America to visit?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 08:01 PM

Because it's "on trend." As kids, my parents were happy that we ended up liking Busch Gardens better than Disneyworld. We rode around while they had a beer.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (/+bwe)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (t6MX/)

314 >>>I think it was actually a Disney Performance Art Ride. Disney wanted to
call it a "Trayvon something" ride but ran into trademark issues with
the family.<<<

It's a Stanley Kubrick production entitled, "Full Deli Belly."

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (kLDv+)

315 nuke 284 a lot of one post bigots coming out of the woodwork

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

316 Who's the leader of the gang that's made for you and me?

Posted by: Ray Soranda Soranda at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (xcd1u)

317 I think the last time I was there it was something like $8.00 to get in.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (JUUk1)
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And they still had A, B, C, D, and E ticket rides, didn't they.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (aXucN)

318 Nuke 153
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (t6MX/

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I think I saw that. Timothy Hutton, and Brian Denehy as the burning building.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (DuZls)

319 Oh how I would have loved to have been the Security guy responding. "HEY THERE UNCLE REMUS! CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR I'M A GONNA LIGHT YOU UP AND THAT TAR BABY YOU GOT WITCHOOO!!!"

Posted by: tom servo at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (V2Yro)

320 Will the perpetrators be sentenced to three hours of the tea cup ride?

Lock them in a room and make them listen to "It's a Small World After All" for about two hours straight. They'll come out looking dazed and smiling like Wednesday Addams.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (HaL55)

321 Dindus gonna Dindu.

Just know that your tax money goes to these people.

yeah... go America.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (pw+jk)

322 >>Because it's "on trend." As kids, my parents were happy that we ended up liking Busch Gardens


HATED Bush Gardens. Those chicks are way too old.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (bJVUR)

323 Did one guy actually punch his girlfriend in the face?
She should have been bobbin' and weavin'!
Posted by: Smokey at July 08, 2019 08:07 PM (bJVUR)

Hahaha...yup. Looks like she is used to a smack to her grill every now and then.

Didn't even faze her fat ass. Probably a weekly event.

Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (Z+IKu)

324 "that chick has the biggest ass I've ever seen. "

I've seen worse. Much worse. "It hurts to think about it" worse. "I want to claw my eyes out" worse. It's amazing that some of them are able to move from place to place. Lay off the hamhocks lady, you done turned into one.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

325 You must not get out much"

Yeah. Wouldn't make the top 10 of a drive thru parts of Houston...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (6qErC)

326 ..Well yes, aside from Vegas.... I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country. Some of them are bumpkins of the worst sort - coastal blue state bumpkins.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (67XdO)

Road trip at the end of this month. Central Calif, to Denver to see my Son, then Lady Friends Cabin in Wisconsin for a couple days.

Then Mount Rushmore and Yellowstone on the way back (a couple of places I've never seen).

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (NgKpN)

327 The two year old gets shot in too.

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (25Dt7)

328 I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country. Some of them are bumpkins of the worst sort - coastal blue state bumpkins.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (67XdO)



I've never driven across the country. Does this mean we fight?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (Mouru)

329 > I almost fell over laughing. Best entertainment at Disneyworld/land all day.

In my day black kids hung out at the Boys Club and participated in boxing.
I guess the soy mentality has made its way into the black community as well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (JUUk1)

330 If anyone would have stepped in...there would have been a lawsuit.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (RBOtF)

331 Yeah, now the rest of us do too. Thanks a lot.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (xPl2J)

Blame Fritz @ 253. He started it.

Bastard.

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (Cs98Q)

332 There are bubble-butts and then there are those who look like they have beachball-butts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (6BHZ6)

333 > The two year old gets shot in too.

Yeah, I saw that. Great role model the adults are providing there, eh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (JUUk1)

334 I've never driven across the country. Does this mean we fight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM (Mouru)

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I'll cover you. I've done it enough times for both of us. I want to do it again.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (aXucN)

335 Huh?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 08:08 PM (4/6ME)

Nukings have begun with 74, and renumbered before I refreshed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (t6MX/)

336 Sciver video has been taken down by the user.

Posted by: MAGA at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (I5LRE)

337 I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country.

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My mom says it should be a required trip for kids in HS, to get them out of their bubbles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (4/6ME)

338 I'm sure this isn't their first rodeo."

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (6qErC)

339 Is the Jerry Springer Show still on?

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (MVjcR)

340 >>I've never driven across the country


As long as you have the time, it's hard to beat.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (bJVUR)

341 Well yes, aside from Vegas.... I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country. Some of them are bumpkins of the worst sort - coastal blue state bumpkins.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (67XdO)


Heh. I've told a few Euros living here that you don't really start to get America until you take a cross-country road trip.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (SgjGX)

342 > And they still had A, B, C, D, and E ticket rides, didn't they.

That rings a bell, yes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (JUUk1)

343 I remember Lileks worshipped the place, went there three times a year. Come for the high prices, stay for the sweaty crowds, keep the kitschy memories.

At least a single-family slap-fight isn't as terrifying as much of the black mob violence we're seeing regularly. Lawlessness everywhere, and white people bend over backwards to ignore and excuse it.

Some day, when all the offensive murals are painted over, and all the offensive statues are removed, and all the offensive buildings and streets are renamed, black people will finally be able to lay down their burden of mayhem, their job done, and find peace.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (mk9aG)

344 I'd like to have a rent-a-cop come out with one those clown guns with a flag that pops out and with the word bang on it.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (JgA4k)

345
Yeah. Wouldn't make the top 10 of a drive thru parts of Houston...

Posted by: Anon a mouse


Some have their own gravitational fields. Lends new life to the term "steatopygic".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (Wx/+I)

346 I've never driven across the country. Does this mean we fight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM

I've driven up and down and to the East Coast, but never West Coast. I heard it was full of my intellectual superiors.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (/+bwe)

347 Fuck Star Wars.

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (q177U)

348 Epstein pleads not guilty to sex trafficking charges.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (hjaPQ)

Robert is going to predict right now that Epstein is gonna walk scott free because they over charge him.

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (Cs98Q)

349
Is the Jerry Springer Show still on?

Either they were auditioning for that or Family Feud.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (6BHZ6)

350 As long as you have the time"

We have the beer. Miller beer...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (6qErC)

351 Has to be California. If it was Florida they would have turned loose the alligators.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (3DZIZ)

352 I just watched it again and I can't believe I missed the chick on the scooter. Holy shit, I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (bOCwl)

353 305
I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country. Some of them are bumpkins of the worst sort - coastal blue state bumpkins.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (67XdO)


I don't get out much, partly because I don't want to get mixed up in shit like this. It's nice and peaceful at home with just me and the cat.

Posted by: rickl at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

354
nuke 284 a lot of one post bigots coming out of the woodwork

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

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No just no.
That is calling em as you see em... and correctly too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (pw+jk)

355 Nukings have begun with 74, and renumbered before I refreshed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:12 PM (t6MX/)

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Ah. I thought it seemed anodyne for a banhammering, lol.

And Millard IS an idiot, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (4/6ME)

356 and have never bothered to actually drive across the country

And it's fun! Have done it four times, each at a different latitude. Last year's move allowed me to pick off North Dakota, my 49th state.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (NAs56)

357 How to throw a punch:
https://www.dailymail.co. uk/video/news/video-1298254/Boxer-easily-knocks-two-guys-picking-girlfriend.html

Posted by: Jean at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (25Dt7)

358 Heh. I've told a few Euros living here that you don't really start to get America until you take a cross-country road trip.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 08:13 PM (SgjGX)



They probably don't understand that you can't do a cross-country road trip in six hours like you can back in Europe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (Mouru)

359 328
I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are
30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the
country. Some of them are bumpkins of the worst sort - coastal blue
state bumpkins.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (67XdO)





I've never driven across the country. Does this mean we fight?

I've driven a very large portion of it. The West Coast is the notable exception. Hope to make up for that in a few years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (VhR1N)

360 Clinton issued a statement detailing his contacts with Epstein. Says he never went to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

361 Yikes, the f*ck was that about? Dude is pretty upset about something, goes full coward punching out the women he's got a beef with, who is barely half his size. Yikes.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (vf96M)

362
Drive across the US and stay out of big cities. Beautiful sights, truly nice people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (Wx/+I)

363 They probably don't understand that you can't do a cross-country road trip in six hours like you can back in Europe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (Mouru)


That's why I tell them to do it. When you've been driving for twelve hours and you're still in Texas, you start to understand how big America is, and how different various parts of it are.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (SgjGX)

364 Clinton issued a statement detailing his contacts with Epstein. Says he never went to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)


No, he just came there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (3gjo/)

365 Of course Clinton never 'went' to Pedo Island. It was only a layover...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (6BHZ6)

366 It's a thug's world, after all!

Posted by: Zombie Minnie Mouse at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

367 Dang, now I wanna go to Disneyland!

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (p9mPa)

368 I've driven a very large portion of it. The West Coast is the notable exception. Hope to make up for that in a few years.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 08:15 PM (VhR1N)



The homeless encampments in L.A. are something everyone should see at least once in their life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)

369 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 08:14 PM (pw+jk)

Maybe. That was the third in a string, as if someone lit the asshat signal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)

370 Never been to a Disney anything.

My parents didn't like us that much, I guess.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (bJVUR)

371 No thanks

Posted by: Sir mix-alot at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (HQx/J)

372
Epstein pleads not guilty to sex trafficking charges.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


My son was sick that day.

Posted by: Epstein's mother at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)

373 I just got back from spending the extended weekend at Dollywood in Tennessee with my kid. MUCH better value for my money. Great resort, tons of rides at the theme park, better people. Less crazy.

For anyone interested, it's a good option to Disney. I prefer it.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (l6b3d)

374 Ah was told that the pedo stuff meant that I was gonna get my feets fixed. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (EgshT)

375 Likewise. Mom's family (her mom and 8 brothers and sisters) all move to CA from GA during the depression.

When I was a kid, Mom and some number of us 5 kids would drive out every few years. My first trip when I was 3, last when I was 17. Loved every minute of every one of them.
Dad, btw, would stand in the driveway smiling and smiling and waving as we left. Gone for three weeks or a month each time except the last, which was for my bro's wedding.

Posted by: Paul S. at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (hu22E)

376 I've never driven across the country. Does this mean we fight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2019 08:11 PM


Drove from nj to florida. no fighting. Farting yes. Roll down the windows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (3gwtv)

377 Disney Chicago - Gangsta Mickey and Moll Minnie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (6BHZ6)

378 > Clinton issued a statement detailing his contacts with Epstein. Says he never went to Pedo Island.


Except that all the charges against Epstein (so far) are for things he did in New York and Florida. Pedo Island hasn't even entered into it.
Classic Clinton "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (JUUk1)

379 That's why I tell them to do it. When you've been driving for twelve hours and you're still in Texas, you start to understand how big America is, and how different various parts of it are.
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At 75mph...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (UUBmN)

380
Went to Vegas once for a family reunion and didn't care for it. But that's just me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (Wx/+I)

381 Never been to a Disney anything.

My parents didn't like us that much, I guess.
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (bJVUR)
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For a time, we lived 7 miles away, and guess where everyone wanted to go when they came to visit.

Locals got good deals, mostly through their employers.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (aXucN)

382 368: The homeless encampments in L.A. are something everyone should see at least once in their life.

Heh! I was going to skip the cities. I have a golf resort in mind (Bandon Dunes in Oregon). Looks beautiful and remote.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (VhR1N)

383 My parents didn't like us that much, I guess.

They did the right thing by you. Disney is now run by The Notorious BLZ Bubb.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (HaL55)

384 Disney NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (q177U)

385 Epstein pleads not guilty to sex trafficking charges.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 08:09 PM (hjaPQ)

What about Horshack?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 08, 2019 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

386 nood; more Disney

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 08:19 PM (Dh1wo)

387 > They probably don't understand that you can't do a cross-country road trip in six hours like you can back in Europe.


Tell them that Oregon is larger than the United Kingdom, Texas is larger than France, and Alaska is larger than all of Western Europe, and there are 47 other states after you get done with those.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:19 PM (JUUk1)

388 At 75mph...

Been there, drove that. Texas be a big place.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

389 WHAT is wrong with those people? Totally uncivilized, violent behavior. WHY were they even fighting in the first place? Anyone know?

Posted by: Francesca at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (kaCfq)

390 Re Texas... What does the sign in Beaumont say? Something like "El Paso - 820 mi." Might be some hyperbole there.

Posted by: Paul S. at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (hu22E)

391 Went to Vegas once for a family reunion and didn't care for it. But that's just me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:18 PM (Wx/+I)


I went earlier this summer for a funeral. The hotel/casino where I stayed just seemed... unclean. The guests were generally land whales wearing shorts and grimy t-shirts, or aging weirdos with overtanned skin.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (SgjGX)

392 154 I take it was from all the laughter.

Posted by: morigu at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (Eu98u)

393 >>365 Of course Clinton never 'went' to Pedo Island. It was only a layover...

I did not have sexual relations with that island.

Posted by: Billigan's Island at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (l6b3d)

394 I've driven cross-country once.

Meh. Interesting, but not the most important thing in the world. I only did it because I had to. Made it from San Francisco to Washington DC in 3 days in a little 1200 cc Honda Civic. Didn't really see anything but roads.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (bOCwl)

395 "I've found myself getting more and more fed up with Americans who are 30, 40 years old and have never bothered to actually drive across the country."

Well, I'm over 40 but somehow-as hard as it might be I'll have to live with the disapproval of my driving habits. Generally, I haven't had the time or the money to do that. I have driven to KY and TN or other trips that take a couple of days with stops, but not to the West Coast, but not because I'm an elitist snob.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (+0VWg)

396 ...and the Dems running for president think those folks fighting at Disney should get a $25,000 taxpayer funded housing stipend so they can buy the house next to yours...

Posted by: vivi at July 08, 2019 08:21 PM (11H2y)

397 389 WHAT is wrong with those people? Totally uncivilized, violent behavior. WHY were they even fighting in the first place? Anyone know?
Posted by: Francesca at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (kaCfq)


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All part of original sin.

Posted by: MAGA at July 08, 2019 08:21 PM (I5LRE)

398 Re Texas... What does the sign in Beaumont say? Something like "El Paso - 820 mi." Might be some hyperbole there.
Posted by: Paul S. at July 08, 2019 08:20 PM (hu22E)


I missed my flight from Beaumont to El Paso and had to rent a car and drive there. I left the Beaumont Airport at 8:05am and pulled into the rental car return at the El Paso airport at 8:15pm. The lady looked at my rental form, looked at me, looked at the form again, and said, "I don't want to know..."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 08:21 PM (SgjGX)

399 Never been to Disney either. My son when young never expressed an interest and still hasn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 08:22 PM (+0VWg)

400 That woman in the denim shorts? I've seen her beating the hell out of her diapered toddlers in my local Walmart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

401 Drive across the US and stay out of big cities. Beautiful sights, truly nice people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 08:16 PM (Wx/+I)

Try never getting on an interstate for an interesting twist on the travel experience. Maybe not as practical out west.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 08, 2019 08:23 PM (FTPn0)

402 I've never been to that island and if he's says anything different, I'll tell everyone what I saw him do there.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2019 08:23 PM (C78No)

403 Morbidly obese women insulted Busta's giant-titted girlfriend. The two
ladies get into a punching match. Busta steps in and starts beating on
the obese gentlelady. Busta's mother then arrives in her wheelchair, and
stands up to break up the fight. The two ladies then start attacking
each other again, and in the fracas Ms. Giant Tits Girlfriend knocks
Busta's mother to the ground. Shortly thereafter, Busta knocks Ms. Obese
to the ground as well. After a brief interregnum, someone tells Busta
that his own girlfriend was the one who knocked his mother to the
ground. So then -- he starts punching his own girlfriend, even though he
had been defending her honor just a minute earlier!


Based on the original by William Shakespeare

Posted by: Vertov at July 08, 2019 08:23 PM (gKj9E)

404 373 I just got back from spending the extended weekend at Dollywood in Tennessee with my kid. MUCH better value for my money. Great resort, tons of rides at the theme park, better people. Less crazy.

For anyone interested, it's a good option to Disney. I prefer it.
Posted by: bananaDream at July 08, 2019 08:17 PM (l6b3d)

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Yes, waiting in the sweltering heat for an hour for a two minute ride is excellent.

Posted by: MAGA at July 08, 2019 08:24 PM (I5LRE)

405 Apparently the Storm Troopers were on Break?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 08:24 PM (NgKpN)

406 I apparently went to Disneyland as a young child. My USAF dad and mom took me way back when Dad was at Edwards AFB.

And all ya'll can get off my damned lawn. NOW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

407 Epstein's lawyer has said that Epstein was the mastermind behind the "Clinton Global Initiative".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 08:26 PM (JUUk1)

408 Ethan broke the first rule of Toon Town.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 08, 2019 08:27 PM (sN9mD)

409

POC gonna POC...

Avoid groups.

Posted by: Truth Hurts at July 08, 2019 08:28 PM (p8Tfs)

410 Death star meets World Star

Posted by: lhx at July 08, 2019 08:29 PM (7aZLZ)

411
To bad "It's A Small World" wasn't playing in the background.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 08, 2019 08:32 PM (t6XCL)

412 better keep my mouth shut

Posted by: fireman1 at July 08, 2019 08:36 PM (nAGcF)

413 Again, ACE, where on the doll did the mean ol' Mouse touch you? Get a life. You have such a hard on for Disney it is pathetic

Posted by: Joseph Kastner at July 08, 2019 08:38 PM (9pxLg)

414 One of my sisters got tossed from Disneyland for toking up in the PARKING LOT. Another time, she and I [inadvertantly] shut down Pirates of the Caribbean for a couple of minutes by moving from one bench in our boat to another. There is no way Disney did not know this was happening and deliberately let it continue. This is one of the reasons I haven't been to Knotts Berry Farm in over 20 years.

Posted by: You heard me at July 08, 2019 08:39 PM (tZ7zL)

415 406 I apparently went to Disneyland as a young child. My USAF dad and mom took me way back when Dad was at Edwards AFB.

And all ya'll can get off my damned lawn. NOW.


mrs. chronda and i stayed on the queen mary and went to disneyland during our honeymoon.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2019 08:51 PM (+JiUm)

416 "Zapruder like analysis" video is no longer available. That didn't take long.

Posted by: SpectoVia at July 08, 2019 08:58 PM (AwO3O)

417 Alas, one does not have to go far as Disneyworld to see this type of behavior. In fact not far at all.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2019 09:03 PM (UUkQp)

418 I see a woman spitting in a mans face to start a fight and then stand back indicating to her male companion, why don't you and him fight and I'll have sex with the winner.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 08, 2019 09:21 PM (xpKpV)

419 In the late 90s, Disney started their unofficial policy of yearly ticket price increases. Less than a decade ago, they switched to TWICE-yearly increases. And this year, they introduced their largest price increase since the day they abolished ticket books, ostensibly to pay for Star Wars land.

The reason they're empty is because even Disney fans and locals can no longer justify the cost. Disneyland simply isn't WORTH IT anymore.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2019 09:22 PM (lIQJE)

420 Gotta say, that was excellent standing around ineffectually & talking on the walkie-talkie work by the guy in the Secret Service costume.

Posted by: troyriser at July 08, 2019 09:23 PM (mSO8Y)

421 She was one of the Butt sisters, Bertha Butt.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 08, 2019 07:42 PM (C1Lsn)

My older brother and I were avid Dr. Demento fans growing up. We thought that was one of the funniest songs on the planet, along with 'Fast Irving: the 142nd Fastest Gun in the West; and 'The Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati' and 'Fish Heads' and 'Shaving Cream' and so on.

Fun memories.

Posted by: troyriser at July 08, 2019 09:29 PM (mSO8Y)

422 Again, ACE, where on the doll did the mean ol' Mouse touch you? Get a life. You have such a hard on for Disney it is pathetic
Posted by: Joseph Kastner at July 08, 2019 08:38 PM (9pxLg)

Oh, right: Disney, one of the largest entertainment conglomerates on the planet. The same company that sent a team of high-priced attorneys to Australia to prevent fifth-graders from putting on a cartoon-inspired version of Snow White. The same Disney that engages PR firm Weber Chadwick to conduct social media trolling campaigns against Marvel comic book critics. The same company that pays off favorable critics of its movies and silences negative ones. That Disney.

Disney is evil and you are a tool.

Posted by: troyriser at July 08, 2019 09:36 PM (mSO8Y)

423 That looks like a family fight to me. Instead of getting the heck away from the dude in the pink shirt, the women he punched kept engaging with him. Very strange. Also, why did Disney let the guy walk away? He should have been arrested. Doesn't Disneyland have a police force? I'm pretty sure Disney World has their own police force.

I have a friend in the LA area who is a big Disney fan. She gets an annual pass every year. I'd guess that a lot of the attendees at Disneyland are regulars with season passes. Wasn't there a news story a year or so ago about Disney gangs (like biker gangs, but with Tinkerbell on their jackets) roaming Disneyland and fighting it out when one gang disrespected another gang?

Posted by: biancaneve at July 08, 2019 09:40 PM (hkMx0)

424 413 Again, ACE, where on the doll did the mean ol' Mouse touch you? Get a life. You have such a hard on for Disney it is pathetic
Posted by: Joseph Kastner at July 08, 2019 08:38 PM (9pxLg)


So, Disney lawyers are now posting on AoS?

Disney is officially scum of the earth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 09:41 PM (sy5kK)

425 I am not here to condone homeboy's behavior, but you gotta figure he was locked up in the car with all those women, none of whom ever shut up fighting with each other the whole time, for the entire drive from God knows where. And the kids were probably all crying and whining too, and he probably didn't want to go in the first place.

They was all working his last gawt damned nerve, and jail seemed like a better option that one more minute of their bullshit.

And really that wasn't even a fight, they was just slapping each other around.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 08, 2019 09:42 PM (QEcZz)

426 What is a ticket these days?

$150, $200?

Those people surrounding the clownshow paid that to watch it and be intimidated.

That is your NEW Disney.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

427 We went last weekend.

$199 for a one day Park Hopper adult ticket.

Posted by: sunny at July 08, 2019 10:33 PM (lFuF3)

428
You think this is bad. Try Marriotts "Great America" after about 6:00pm.Just north of LA.
Make sure you don't wear the wrong colors.

Posted by: rayj at July 08, 2019 10:46 PM (pI/IV)

429 If you spit in someone's face expect to get pounded. Especially fat, ugly, rude black wymen who think they can carry on like animals.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 09, 2019 12:17 AM (nRj4F)

430 They be wilding.

Posted by: Quilp at July 09, 2019 12:45 AM (Bf3hj)

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