"Murses" -- Male Purses -- Are the "Hot New Accessory" for "Men"

My J. Crew messenger bag is looking a lot more butch now, isn't it?

Heathens.

Stylish gents no longer have to be confined to carrying bulky backpacks or overstuffed billfolds, thanks to the new must-have accessory taking over designer's spring 2020 men's runways -- the "murse."

Man bags in the way of cross-body satchels, fanny packs, top handle totes, and compact clutches were among the biggest trend to emerge on the recent men's spring 2020 catwalks.





It's the perfect tote for your make-up, morning-after thong, and PrEP.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:31 PM




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1 Murst!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:31 PM (H4VdJ)

2 haha, minnfidel

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

3 Their mothers must be so proud!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (+F2XQ)

4 And I didn't think anything could be more effeminate than a J Crew Messenger Bag.

That looks like loot that someone got when they mugged My Little Pony.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (VkWRL)

5 "Murses" -- Male Purses -- Are the "Hot New Accessory" for "Men"



No. They're not.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (HDCbD)

6 I would like to complain that three weeks ago, I posted a "RompHim" to someone as a joke, like "you should get this, it suits you," that kind of a thing.

A Romphim is a "male" (?) romper.

Anyway, for THREE WEEKS i have seen almost nothing but gay dudes in rompers in ads.

when will this hell end?

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

7 Liberace called. He said that's way too gay.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (VkWRL)

8 They're made from the owner's own surgically-removed scrotum!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

9 The top one is not ghey if it's really a holster.



OK, it's not really a holster.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (fuK7c)

10 I hear tropical storm Barry carries a murse.

Posted by: Guam tipper at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (FsgBK)

11 I have one, it's called all the shit I ask my poor wife to put in her purse. (keys, cellphone, etc.) I can see one being handy for a 1911 .45 Other than that? Yea. No.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (H4VdJ)

12 Best first I've seen in a long time! Great job.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (bIrK9)

13 Since there's exactly no competition, my manly child will get all the bishes

Posted by: NCKate at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (lknvV)

14 Is there a special compartment in them for the owner to store his balls in?

Posted by: Aviator at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (2cuLk)

15 6 Probably not for at least another 3 weeks now.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (F9322)

16 That's made out of a pigs lower intestine, isn't it?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (VkWRL)

17 Murst!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:31 PM



Well played!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (axyOa)

18 I get it. Guys like those are always needing a place to keep their tampons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Mouru)

19 Murses at 20 paces

Posted by: Guam tipper at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (FsgBK)

20 Gay or straight, if you carry one of these you're a faggot.

Posted by: Guzalot at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Qno7L)

21 Thanks, blind squirrel finds the nut once and and while. BTW, I am debating, bourbon or cut the grass....

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (H4VdJ)

22 And a good idea about the US women's soccer team...
https://twitter.com/Chaos_Effect/status/
1149033475573338112

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Dh1wo)

23 Murse?

Why not handfag?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Mouru)

24 I won't despair. The effete have always been with us.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)

25 Will men be legally required to carry a murse?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (JgA4k)

26 I get it. Guys like those are always needing a place to keep their tampons.
Posted by: Cicero


For their male vagina.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (HDCbD)

27 It's has two special pockets for those special occasions. One that fits a tube of KY and another that holds two condoms in case you want to go for both types of sodomy.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)

28 Every time these unseen people try to make something a 'thing,' it fails to become a 'thing.'
It's like the whole fashion industry is the original troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

29 Does Allahpundit have a "murse?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

30 Do they mean like, a shoulder holster? Or a fanny pack? Because that's as close as a fella needs to get to a purse.

I love how these sites and magazines try to sell stuff to men like they do women.

Women's magazine: NEW HOT STYLE, wearing your pants on your head!
Woman: ooh I need to get head pants!

Men's magazine: NEW HOT STYLE...
Man: turning page ignoring the stupid crap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (39g3+)

31 To be honest it's less ghey than a fanny pack.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)

32 no

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (WA8sK)

33 >>I am debating, bourbon or cut the grass....
Posted by: Minnfidel

Put the bourbon in a Camelback and cut the grass.

Posted by: Aviator at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (2cuLk)

34 So all of this effort in the last 10 years to get people to accept more and more effeminate men was just a long range plan to bring back fanny packs???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (h1jJh)

35 The first one looks a lot like a holster. Maybe butch it up a bit.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (MmFTx)

36 I saw the Stylish Gents open for the Village People back in '83.

Posted by: Beto at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (3XGst)

37 wait in the bottom photo...are those MEN?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (Rarvo)

38 I'm going to make a wild-ass guess that these are only a "thing" in NYC and LA.

And maybe only within a certain demographic, the same one that was so enamored with "romp-hims," IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

39 If you carry that, there must be a pocket to put your balls in.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (VkWRL)

40 A few years back they were passing them off as "messenger bags". I asked a guy who had one if he was a messenger. He just looked at me quizzically.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (H4VdJ)

41 Holy shit. We advance one more step closer to the Age of Humungous with this, and gratefully I might add.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (z+X2W)

42 GFY.

Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (mX8Vr)

43 I am debating, bourbon or cut the grass....
Posted by: Minnfidel

Put the bourbon in a Camelback and cut the grass.
Posted by: Aviator


^^^^^^^^^^
He gets it!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (HDCbD)

44 I've had something similar for years... I just call it a holster.

Posted by: E at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (d/pkF)

45 Are any of those pics of actual, uh what's the word, oh yeah, men? Looks like they used butch models b/c not one self respecting man would ever wear that clothing or carry a murse.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (+uDPK)

46 I've been carrying a backpack for the last 45 years, with anywhere from 5 to 50lbs of crap in it.

That bag doesn't even lift bro.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (sU35+)

47 Put the bourbon in a Camelback and cut the grass.
Posted by: Aviator at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM

Hmmmm. Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (H4VdJ)

48 So all of this effort in the last 10 years to get people to accept more and more effeminate men was just a long range plan to bring back fanny packs???


Fanny packs are already back. I've seen several teen/early twenties gals wearing them this summer.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (MmFTx)

49 39
If you carry that, there must be a pocket to put your balls in.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (VkWRL)

Those go in your boyfriend's murse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (t6MX/)

50 I carry a Vanquest Mobius 2.0 sling bag everyday, as my MS makes it hard to get into pants pockets. Don't knock having all your shit in the same place no matter what you're wearing!

The Mobius also has a CCW compartment ... not that I'd need anything like that.

Posted by: The Packetman at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (+DegE)

51
Accesorize with scraggly neckbeard, hipster hat, skinny jeans, hightop sneakers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Wx/+I)

52 Whatever happened to the "Bro" or "Manzere"?

Posted by: dartist at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (K22Va)

53 This will be so helpful in choosing who to ignore.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (L9T8R)

54 It's like the whole fashion industry is the original troll.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

---
Not always.

Go look at old films. They had style then.

Now it's pretty much "What stupid things can we make people do?"

BTW, Melania has never had an objectively bad look. Ever.

You know I'm right.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

55 Oh FFS, designer** crochet** handbags?!

Someone at Vogue made a bet with the designer - this cannot be serious fashion.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (bDqIh)

56 If you carry that, there must be a pocket to put your balls in.
Posted by: Marcus T


?? You have to turn your balls in when you buy one.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (HDCbD)

57 The faggots in the 'fashion' world have been pushing shit like this for YEARS and it always fails. It's so damn tedious.

To be clear I draw a distinction between homosexuals, with whom I have no real problem except a distaste for their bedroom antics, but whatever floags your boat,
and fags like these.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (ttazl)

58 It's like they have an invested interest in feminizing the American man.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (87EdW)

59 Saddle bags are manly. A murse? I may die from laughing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (cTHyD)

60 "Heels for men" is a thing?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (l9m7l)

61 If it's not a wallet it's gay.

Except the chain wallet butch lesbian thing.

That's gay.

Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (3XGst)

62 Aren't there any male fashion models who look like, you know a man? Someone who looks like he would be comfortable in a Marlboro ad?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

63 Top one at the site looks like I could carry my .357, if I had one, in it.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (A+M5E)

64 The Mobius also has a CCW compartment ... not that I'd need anything like that.

Not after that tragic canoe accident ...

Posted by: Adriane the Children's TV Critic ... at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (LPnfS)

65 I wonder if they have one that matches my favorite romper, or is it mromper?

Posted by: saxinis at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (19WbT)

66 If it will hold my 10" scoped .44 mag...

I might think about it.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (qZdIZ)

67 I bet there is plenty of room for the male tampons suited for the mangina.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (D2IX6)

68 Stylish gents no longer have to be confined to carrying bulky backpacks or overstuffed billfolds, thanks to the new must-have accessory taking over designer's spring 2020 men's runways -- the "murse."

Get the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker signature model.

Because he's very ... uh ... stylish. Stylish, yes, that's it.

And when they talk about "men's runways," that's not a euphemism, is it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (B6Nsl)

69 They keep saying "man purse," "man bags," and "men's heels," but I don't see any men.

Must be a misprint.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (cY3LT)

70 At the link, one just looks like an overnight bag.

The flowery one? wth?

Hubby has a nice leather bag that he uses only when he travels. For his ipad, phone, passport, etc. The iPad is the problem. It's big and needs protection.

I still carry a laptop bag, his is half the size.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (vEIlU)

71 Well, the shirt in the first picture is horrible to begin with. If you really needed a murse the least objectionable is the purple thing the model is wearing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (+0VWg)

72 37
wait in the bottom photo...are those MEN?!?!

*****

way to go, now we're all gonna get in trouble for misgendering

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (h1jJh)

73 Aren't there any male fashion models who look like, you know a man? Someone who looks like he would be comfortable in a Marlboro ad?

Gay cowboys would be a literal improvement.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

74 I have trained a capuchin monkey to carry all my stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (Mouru)

75 I think a fanny pack (worn properly in the small of your back) is a good idea for some folks. I mean its originally a military item. I've never understood the hostility toward those things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (39g3+)

76 Look a bag of dicks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (H4VdJ)

77 40
A few years back they were passing them off as "messenger bags". I asked
a guy who had one if he was a messenger. He just looked at me
quizzically.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (H4VdJ)

T'was a dude who thought himself fashionable back ca. 2004 who carried a gentleman's satchel. He did not like it when I complimented his purse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)

78 Now all they need to do is accessorize it with sequins.


Come on Hipsters! Make the ghost of Liberace proud!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (D2IX6)

79 Not even us.

Posted by: The Fraternal Order of Kansas City Faggots at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

80 35 The first one looks a lot like a holster. Maybe butch it up a bit.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (MmFTx)


That might not be a bad idea. Of course, you could get hassled by the cops if it looks too realistic.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

81 I've run out of metaphors for how extremely ghey that is. I think this may be the new benchmark of extreme gheyness.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

82 That's gay.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (rnXGe)

83
I get a kick out of "models."

They're so ugly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (nrEjw)

84 Notice ace stays away from his Crocs collection.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

85 Take that thing off and rejoin the food chain!!

Posted by: Shelf Life at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (iB1oa)

86

New? Isn't this like 30 or 40 years old?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (aKsyK)

87 WayOldTopic:
Also good twist -- the father sent them to this abandoned,
decommissioned base filled with early 1970s computers just to keep them
safe.


Turns out Lookout Mountain was a real place where DOD kept all the BOMB films.

Posted by: DaveA at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (FhXTo)

88
TBF, I always wonder how men carry around enough stuff to get them through the day without a carry-thing of some sort. If I got rid of all my strictly-female things, I would still have:

glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys

Can you get all that into your pockets?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M9ntN)

89 If anyone sees me with one
Please shoot me







It would be a mercy killing

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)

90 Top one at the site looks like I could carry my .357, if I had one, in it.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM

Yea, me to..except, well, damn tippy canoes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (H4VdJ)

91 I've never understood the hostility toward those things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (39g3+)

Beside all the dating interest from men?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (t6MX/)

92 When I was in the Army, new butter bars would invariably be carrying around a map pouch which, is very much like a satchel. They would inevitably give them up after a couple of months. They would get tired of the rest of us calling it a Fag Bag.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (KbCvz)

93 Saddle bags are manly.


Not if you're the man wearing them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (fuK7c)

94 Making life easier for the snatch and run set.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (cTHyD)

95 willowed

@tomselliott

"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (RBOtF)

96 27 It's has two special pockets for those special occasions. One that fits a tube of KY and another that holds two condoms in case you want to go for both types of sodomy.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)


"Get yours now! Be the toast of the bathhouse!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (B6Nsl)

97 To be fair, Sean Connery did wear a male romper in Goldfinger and he still looked sexy as hell.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ZCfi+)

98 I'm sorry but I don't see any men in those pictures. Check your images to be sure they are correct.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (4upo5)

99 Gay

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (Oc2sd)

100 I'm afraid if I show this thread to my husband, it will suck every ounce of testosterone from his body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

101 Goes great with a tuck.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (RuIsu)

102 Now hold on guys, this would be great for concealed carry!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (jXrK7)

103 The last photo doesn't make sense. The second, third, and last models are women.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (/+bwe)

104 Get a My Little Pony backpack. It's less gay than a murse.

Posted by: DaveA at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

105 I can see my Springfield XD-M and a couple of extra mags in that bag.

Posted by: budman at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (GAe1x)

106 As far as leather that carries things, I might shop here:

https://tinyurl.com/n9mqoje

Just in case.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (bIrK9)

107 That lower photo (I almost said "bottom photo") is a recruiting officer's nightmare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (B6Nsl)

108 >>>glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys

Can you get all that into your pockets?

no. it's a problem. In the winter you have extra coat pockets but when it gets warm, you have to break out the (yes) J. Crew Messenger Bag.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

109
Fashion designers want thin models because they want them to look like the 13-year-old boys they want to molest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (Wx/+I)

110 These models should apply as tourguides for Chernobyl. Not like they're going to be fathering any children.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ykYG2)

111
First one looks like a good holster for a *serious* pistol.

Posted by: ArthurK at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (L8rV2)

112 A handsome man in popular entertainment even as late as the 80s was a guy who looked like he might be able to survive a plane crash in the Canadian mountains or kick your ass. These days? I mean I like Ryan Gosling as an actor but I'm pretty sure I can take him and I'm 53 with bad health.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (39g3+)

113 They live in a different world if those are men.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (n/eZB)

114 I always thought murses were those cheeky fellas you encountered in the emergency ward of the hospital who were dressed up like Florence Nightingale.

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (kLDv+)

115 Look how "fierce" those gay models look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

116 Basta. Anybody tried out a new SIG P365XL?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (k3g2v)

117 It would be a mercy killing

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)

Maybe you could jazz up your tool belt with some sequins and a ribbon or two...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (wYseH)

118 Gayer than a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (VkWRL)

119 You cannot make this crap up. Sitcoms have to end because what was funny is now reality

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UNyae)

120
My J. Crew messenger bag is looking a lot more butch now, isn't it


Ace has been on the messenger bag beat for 5 1/2 years now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (TAmPV)

121 Ummm, small quibble here...
Those things, in the pictures up there?

Those are not men. You may call them soyboys, or prancing princesses, or even Kansas City faggots. But they most certainly are not men.
You see, men have balls. Yes they do and they know how to use them. Maybe it's for fighting, maybe for fucking, whatever the occasion they know how to use the balls. Anything that carries a purse does not own any balls. Oh I'm sure there are some womyns who keep a man's balls in their purse but they do not own those balls. Nor do they actually have a man. Because no ma would ever allow a womyns to carry his balls in her purse just as no man would carry a purse.

Those are not men. Simple!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)

122
Anyway, I'm glad we're forgetting "men's heels."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (M9ntN)

123 Eh, there are some things to carry items that a man is allowed to wear IMO:


https://tinyurl.com/y2fn24ya

Posted by: Bert G at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (OMsf+)

124 I would not want to share a fighting position with any of those 'men'.

Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)

125 Well that first bag might work as a belly holster for a colts dragoon.

So maybe semi manly? Might have to ditch the newsprint cover.

Posted by: Tallahassee at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (xV6Pj)

126 Can you get all that into your pockets?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M9ntN)

My oldest has allergies. I carry epi-pens, etc., in a backpack, which is also a convenient place to stash extra mags, flashlight, IFAK, etc.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (t6MX/)

127 Oh FFS, designer** crochet** handbags?!

Someone at Vogue made a bet with the designer - this cannot be serious fashion.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (bDqIh)


You gotta admire the fashion industry. They keep churning out uglier and sillier nonsense, year after year, and year after year, the gullible buy it up.

They're not like, say, the NFL or Gillette or Nike. They know who their market is, and who it is not, and they give them what they want.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (cY3LT)

128 95 willowed

@tomselliott

"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood



She'll own that dumb jock/angry lesbian demographic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Oc2sd)

129 Can you get all that into your pockets?

If you're wearing a suit, yes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (39g3+)

130 To this day, my Dad's wallet is as thick as a phone book. I don't even know how he sits down. I asked him if he had any idea what half of it even was in there. Stuff he said, of course Dad still pays cash.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (H4VdJ)

131 if it comes in MAGA, and holds the most powerful handgun ever made ... with room for and extra 100 rounds of ammo ... still no, but that would be an improvement.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Cus5s)

132 >>>Ace has been on the messenger bag beat for 5 1/2 years now.


I guess my 5 1/2 years of messenger bag expertise should just go fuck itself, right?

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

133 To be fair, a murse is a handy item to have if you dress like those *guys* because you can put it over your head and you won't be recognized.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)

134 Great way to find new friends: "Has anyone seen my murse?"

Posted by: Guam tipper at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (FsgBK)

135

The girly stylish gent who ran amok in Kent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (aKsyK)

136 It took me around 5 1/2 years to finish my shelves.

I think that makes me an expert.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

137 There's this thing called a briefcase.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)

138 I guess men's skirts are right out then.
Dear NYC: Please keep your "fashion" shit up there.

Thanks!
Normals of America

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

139 Fiercely heterosexual.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (Dh1wo)

140 Holy shit. Is that model in yellow the androgynous one from Terminator?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (VkWRL)

141 It's European!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (gC2IV)

142 Great gag gift.

Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (3XGst)

143

Not to be confused with murseworld.com - male scrubs, male nurse apparel and supplies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (vEIlU)

144 This UN broad on Martha seems to be a fence post turtle.

The stupid burns.

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (BLFnH)

145 TBF, I always wonder how men carry around enough stuff to get them
through the day without a carry-thing of some sort. If I got rid of all
my strictly-female things, I would still have:



glasses

sunglasses

phone

earbuds

money, credit cards, etc

toothbrush

keys



Can you get all that into your pockets?
****
wallet in back right pocketkeys and change in front right pocketcell phone in left front pocketgun...aint saying

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)

146 I would not want to share a fighting position with any of those 'men'.
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)


Not even if your position would be on top?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (Mouru)

147 Well that first bag might work as a belly holster for a colts dragoon.

Yeah, good for a .50 Casull or a Walker Colt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)

148 Forget men's heels?

If I wore heels I could dunk on Shaq. If I didn't break my ankle first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (B6Nsl)

149 >>>137 There's this thing called a briefcase.

I know, I carry crackers in there.

Posted by: Kramer of Kramerica Industries at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

150
when it gets warm, you have to break out the (yes) J. Crew Messenger Bag.

Posted by: ace

=====

I knew it!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (M9ntN)

151 92 When I was in the Army, new butter bars would invariably be carrying around a map pouch which, is very much like a satchel. They would inevitably give them up after a couple of months. They would get tired of the rest of us calling it a Fag Bag.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (KbCvz)

---

Those were the days...

Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (RU4sa)

152 First one looks like a good holster for a *serious* pistol.
Posted by: ArthurK at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM

I am guessing that's not what is in that murse. I am going to bet it's a massive dildo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (H4VdJ)

153 This has to be: Let's think of a really stupid looking, crazy thing, pretend it's cool and laugh when someone thinks it's a real thing, right?

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (yolcu)

154 Can you get all that into your pockets?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Honey, do you have room in your purse for my sunglasses, keys, phone, sunscreen, chapstick, and comb?

Posted by: Mr Morticius at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (ykYG2)

155 And no offense, but all you fellas saying "I could put my gun in there," I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught carrying a purse." What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

156 murse = dildo bag

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (h1jJh)

157
I guess my 5 1/2 years of messenger bag expertise should just go fuck itself, right?

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

---
You don't just have a messenger bag, you have a DEGREE in messenger bag.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)

158 When the burning times come, NYC should be pretty easy to take.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

159 Next up for the wearer of this bag, manties or in other parlance, man panties.

They come with a free throat punch and blanket party.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (VkWRL)

160 75 I think a fanny pack (worn properly in the small of your back) is a good idea for some folks. I mean its originally a military item. I've never understood the hostility toward those things.

I use one as a day pack while hiking ever since developing bursitis in my shoulder, which has caused me to cut down a lot on regular backpack use.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (O8WFE)

161 I would not want to share a fighting position with any of those 'men'.
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)


"Yoo hoo! We'll be in the rear, right behind you, you big sillies!"

Muttered response: "Yeah, that's why we're worried."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (B6Nsl)

162 Well, I'm male, and I like shoulder bags. As a matter of fact, I am currently twining my own from hemp string dyed with tea and vinegar. I really do think that they are a great accouterment, and every man should have one or two.

They go so well with the powderhorn, and where else are you going to keep your ammunition and cleaning tools?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (bZ7mE)

163 Fashion designers want thin models because they want them to look like the 13-year-old boys they want to molest.

Not that there's anything wrong with that! Everybody does it, it's natural.

Posted by: The Suddenly Nervous Democrat Party at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (Zo1XC)

164 95 willowed

@tomselliott

"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (RBOtF)

I swear, two years ago they were saying the exact same words about Michael Avenetti. Except "he" for "she".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

165 To this day, my Dad's wallet is as thick as a phone book. I don't even know how he sits down.

My dad was the same way. I keep my wallet as slim as possible. I saw an article about how your wallet can throw off your back when you sit, causing you pain. I couldn't help but think "man I wish I had that much cash in it"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (39g3+)

166 They want us all to be gay. No thanks.

Posted by: Revenant at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (bD2Jh)

167 Look how "fierce" those gay models look.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM


***

Just looking at them dropped my T count by 10 points. And at my age I can't afford that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (axyOa)

168 I think that makes me an expert.



I am laughing so hard right now. Oh, man, that was perfect. Y'all crack me up.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (MmFTx)

169 I usually bring my kindle on trips or appointments, too. Plus the vaper. Usually a can of soda or cup of coffee.

Never mind when the phone power gets low an I have to bring a spare battery charger and cable.

Maybe I need a murse after all.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)

170 Those men serve as sandbags in the foxhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (nDe2U)

171 Helloooooo murse, er, I mean nurse!

97 To be fair, Sean Connery did wear a male romper in Goldfinger and he still looked sexy as hell.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ZCfi+)

Did absolutely nothing for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

172 "Fag Bag", Mark II.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (C38+F)

173 Since they showed these off in Paris, the plan must be to make the attacking hoard of muslims to fall down laughing, so the effeminate Parisians can steal the scimitar that was going to be used cut their heads off and hide it in their murse.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (+uDPK)

174 There are no murses in NW WI. I'd be happy to show morons around and introduce you to real estate peeps I know and trust.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (UU59y)

175 Good grief. Are you still trying to defend that messenger bag as something even remotely manly?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (VkWRL)

176 >>You gotta admire the fashion industry. They keep churning out uglier and sillier nonsense, year after year, and year after year, the gullible buy it up.




Thom Browne suits.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36wj4g9

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (bDqIh)

177 Pictured: several males. Zero men.

Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (P1f+c)

178 You guys act like you don't have one!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (Zo1XC)

179 There's this thing called a briefcase.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)


A real man carries a briefcase, or he lugs around his shit, awkwardly in his hands. He makes two trips if he has to.

Those are his only options.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)

180 Well I guess you could keep a handgun in it.

Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (MVjcR)

181
Weather forecasters are basically saying, "Ehhh, Whaddaya?" about this storm in the Gulf. That means the eye will pass over my house, Force 5.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (Wx/+I)

182 Murses

Meggings

Womens' soccer


The End Times

Posted by: Miklos , Cassandra-like at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)

183 In Colorado, the men do carry backpacks. So we don't have to carry 'murses' and we don't look gay.

We look like hoboes fresh off the Night Train Express. Total improvement.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

184 Does the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker carry a murse?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (JgA4k)

185 155
And no offense, but all you fellas saying "I could put my gun in there,"
I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught carrying a purse."
What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

That is called "curious."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (t6MX/)

186 155
And no offense, but all you fellas saying "I could put my gun in there,"
I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught carrying a purse."
What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

----
I had three *entirely different * riffs on this, but I chose to hold fire.

Because I like my job and I post under a real name.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)

187 I think Jeff Spicoli has some thoughts on this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (gC2IV)

188
My oldest has allergies. I carry epi-pens, etc., in a backpack, which is also a convenient place to stash extra mags, flashlight, IFAK, etc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

=====

The backpack, disguiser of murses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (M9ntN)

189 137 There's this thing called a briefcase.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)


I usually just wear my briefs under my clothes.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

190 There's this thing called a briefcase.

"I just had a sandwich and an apple"
--D-FENS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)

191 Speaking of luggage items. A few years back I was in a hurry and threw an empty mag in my laptop bag after I left the range. I was standing in line for the TSA looking for something when I saw the dam thing at the bottom of the pocket. I slowly backed my way out of line and had to dump the damn thing in the can. The gomers would have made me spend all day splainin that one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (H4VdJ)

192 What I'm seeing more and more at work is younger guys wearing dress loafers and no socks.

stop it, just, stop it.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (l6b3d)

193 I guess my 5 1/2 years of messenger bag expertise should just go fuck itself, right?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM

Ace is a Real Journalist(tm)!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (/+bwe)

194
Anybody ever run across a novel by Thomas Berger called "Regiment of Women?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (63BV5)

195 The word "murse" is new to me, but I guess I have had one for decades now.

It carries my eye glasses, ear muffs, a few tools for small metal work, some Hoppe's #9, and about a thousand rounds of ammo.

It is the ultimate fashion accessory at the range, yet so very practical!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

196 TBF, I always wonder how men carry around enough stuff to get them through the day without a carry-thing of some sort. If I got rid of all my strictly-female things, I would still have:

glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys

Can you get all that into your pockets?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M9ntN)


briefcase or laptop bag for many men

also, entry badges, and parking passes...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (vEIlU)

197 "Trump in Asia" brand new from Bad Lip Reading!

https://tinyurl.com/y6srg93x

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (O8WFE)

198 C'mon, guys, this is a great opportunity for us. Now when we're dragged to the shopping mall, we can ask the missus to hold OUR purse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (B6Nsl)

199 Mr. H won't even hold my purse.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (htgmn)

200 115
Look how "fierce" those gay models look.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)


And that's not even Blue Steel!

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (A+M5E)

201 lel

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (13dPG)

202 Things not seen on the E for 100, Alex

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (0vBSl)

203 Heh.

Hi Insom! Big, sloppy smooches for you!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ZCfi+)

204 I keep a small leather-cased pillow in mine. Never know when I'm going to have to bite down on it.

Posted by: AllahPoundme at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ykYG2)

205 Anyway, for THREE WEEKS i have seen almost nothing but gay dudes in rompers in ads.

when will this hell end?

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)


ABANDON HOPE ALL YE THAT ENTER HERE.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (aS1PU)

206 "MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:

Echo chamber, or insane asylum?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

207 >>>The backpack, disguiser of murses.


Fellas, a backpack is just a murse that your boyfriend can use when he's doing you from behind.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

208 I'll gladly admit to wearing a sporran from time to time. And it holds my KelTek very nicely.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (axyOa)

209 Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.

So she's a prophet? Uggggggh!

I don't need Megan to help me with my beliefs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (+0VWg)

210 Not shown, but if they have one that goes with jorts and a t-shirt, I'm in!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (vd8XM)

211 Fashion designers want thin models because they want them to look like the 13-year-old boys they want to molest.

Yeah they claim its about how the clothes hang on the models or something but I'm not buying it. If your clothes only fit a gamine size .01 then you're not really designing clothes for humans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (39g3+)

212 Ace a backpack will hold all that, lunch and a change of clothing

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (BbGew)

213 G-d help us if we ever have a draft.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

214 It's all so ghey. Everyday gets moar ghey and moar ghey. What the shit is going on?

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (13dPG)

215 Anybody ever run across a novel by Thomas Berger called "Regiment of Women?"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM

No but I know a fag in Utah who has binders of women.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (H4VdJ)

216 137 There's this thing called a briefcase.

I keep crackers in mine

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (+uDPK)

217
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

---
The soccer player who stomped on the flag, right?

Okay, sure.

Let me tell you about this incredible real estate opportunity...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

218 Cicero @ 146- Damnit, I could have said foxhole and you would have made mock of that name too. Seabees and Marines call the damn a fighting position no matter where you dig it or find it readymade. Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (UUkQp)

219 158 When the burning times come, NYC should be pretty easy to take.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



If those street gangs from "The Warriors" could time travel to today, they'd conquer NYC. It would be an improvement.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (Oc2sd)

220 Thom Browne suits.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36wj4g9
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (bDqIh)


Gucci seems to pride itself on trolling their customers...

https://www.gucci.com/int/en/ca/men/mens-
ready-to-wear-c-men-readytowear

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (cY3LT)

221 I might have one if it was leather and said BAD MOTHER#@CKER on it. Might. Well....probably no.

Posted by: Bosk at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (9m9TT)

222 Wow, cant believe none of the are wearing crocs.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (/Njku)

223 In fairness I carry a laptop bag and everything I need is in there. A lot of my colleagues in D.C. have gone to backpacks for their laptops. But I don't get it. Especially wearing a suit, it just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (VkWRL)

224 What I'm seeing more and more at work is younger guys wearing dress loafers and no socks.

"Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)

225 The backpack, disguiser of murses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (M9ntN)

Where else am I going to put my crocs?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

226 I keep my junk in my pants.

Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (OE84+)

227 Shit, I didn't know that would post to one line. So much for seeing what you are posting, as you post it.

Thanks Pixy!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (cY3LT)

228 My interest in wymyns kick ball? ZERO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

229 Nurse ratched!
Hi!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (L9T8R)

230 203 Heh.

Hi Insom! Big, sloppy smooches for you!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ZCfi+)

Aw yeah!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

231 >>>212 Ace a backpack will hold all that, lunch and a change of clothing

I should make an Ironic Murse out of a 1970s Charlie's Angels lunchbox with a cross-chest strap.

I'm a hipster influencer!!!

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)

232 saw an article about how your wallet can throw off your back when you sit, causing you pain. I couldn't help but think "man I wish I had that much cash in it"

That's why I hired that team of Sherpas.

Posted by: MooMoo! at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (ykYG2)

233 All retarded and faggy...Real men don`t carry a murse.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (yhf6w)

234 Nice lookin' fag-bag.

Posted by: El Jefe Maximo at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (B9OsQ)

235
"I just had a sandwich and an apple"
--D-FENS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)

I'm the bad guy ?

Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (3XGst)

236 Weather forecasters are basically saying, "Ehhh,
Whaddaya?" about this storm in the Gulf. That means the eye will pass
over my house, Force 5.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (Wx/+I)

For this one the eye is irrelevant. I'm expecting 15-20" of rain.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (rnXGe)

237 I keep my junk in my pants.



We are all grateful for that.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (MmFTx)

238 So fuck my 5 1/2 years of messenger bag experience, right?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (yL25O)

239 TThere's this thing called a briefcase.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM

Yeah. And if you're a man who wants to wear a purse, you wear a kilt with a sporran in front. Or a tool belt. Or a creel, if you're super manly so women can say, "Oh, I like your creel... and your pole, big guy."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (/+bwe)

240 Mr. H won't even hold my purse.

There's a trick to that. You hold it by the bag, not the straps, like you're picking up a dog or something. That way it doesn't look practiced and professional, it looks like something you grabbed and are looking for where to put it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (39g3+)

241 Good Gawdalmighty. Man-purses are the final pussification of men. I might throw up.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (TdMsT)

242 For the record I've had a purse for years and all my Male friends at the local bathhouse say it looks fetching.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (/EfYW)

243 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

No. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

244 First she looked at my murse.

Posted by: J. Geils at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (EgshT)

245 Anyway, for THREE WEEKS i have seen almost nothing but gay dudes in rompers in ads.

when will this hell end?

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE THAT ENTER HERE.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (aS1PU)


equality to the left means androgynous
no longer baby steps
the transgender movement is the arc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (vEIlU)

246 no seriously I bet I could sell ironic murses made out of 1970s lunchboxes with cross-straps.

I bet i could make $20,000.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

247 I'm so jelly of that middle runway model. She looks more female than I do!

Posted by: Thai Tranny at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (VEoSV)

248 I've had the same backpack for 20 years. Pack that fucker up every morning.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (13dPG)

249 I should make an Ironic Murse out of a 1970s Charlie's Angels lunchbox with a cross-chest strap.

Make the strap out of laminated, connected magic the gathering cards

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (39g3+)

250 When I am President, the "football" will be ever so stylish.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)

251 Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)

And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.

Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (OE84+)

252 "It's not a purse. It's European!"

https://bit.ly/2LiFkn0

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (7A4qQ)

253 The pic on top looks like he's ladies blouse with the tag hanging on the left sleeve.

The world has gone crazy.

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (BLFnH)

254
*damn!*

A bright flash, and my gheydar went up in smoke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (CDGwz)

255 G-d help us if we ever have a draft.

*looks up*

What a sorry bunch of swishes.

Posted by: the Sacred Band of Thebes at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (ykYG2)

256 240: my grandfather taught me that trick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (nDe2U)

257 The plan from 40 years ago was to make gayness a every day conversation, that way it becomes totally acceptable

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (BbGew)

258 I should make an Ironic Murse out of a 1970s Charlie's Angels lunchbox with a cross-chest strap.



I'm a hipster influencer!!!

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)

---
I don't know.

That was when Charlie's Angels were both attractive and feminine.

Could be triggering today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (cfSRQ)

259 >> 199 Mr. H won't even hold my purse.

When I'm put on the spot I try the bicep curl with my wife's purse. A few reps of that and then arms length triceps extension. With some manly grunts.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (l6b3d)

260 243 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)


She couldn't be that much worse than the other 22,000 Democrats running for president.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (htgmn)

261 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.



Come on, seriously?! This is so empty.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (MmFTx)

262 >>Gucci seems to pride itself on trolling their customers...


Yikes, that is fugly and loud.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (bDqIh)

263 If those street gangs from "The Warriors" could time travel to today, they'd conquer NYC. It would be an improvement.

Warriors....Warriors....Warriors....

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (+uDPK)

264 Yeah, it seems like every few years, our betters in the fashion industry try to convince actual men to carry purses.This has been going on since at least the early seventies. It always fails. Around here, even the little man bun hipsters don't carry purses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (+lVUW)

265 I didn't know that would post to one line. So much for seeing what you are posting, as you post it.

JUST squeaked in

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)

266

Isn't the Kwai Chaing Cane look (#4) cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Arbalest at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (FlRtG)

267 just drop wearing in there anywhere.

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (BLFnH)

268 If "men's heels" isn't fashion designer talk for cowboy boots, I do not want to know.

Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (P1f+c)

269 >>>That was when Charlie's Angels were both attractive and feminine.

Could be triggering today.

...

could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.



Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)

270 I met a guy years ago who carried a man bag. He was SOF and a tough bastard. People would bust his nuts and he would open the bag and produce a lightweight set of boxing gloves, then challenge you. You made that mistake once.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (VkWRL)

271 We're gonna need a bigger vat.

Posted by: Soy Manufacturers at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (EgshT)

272 243 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

No. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM

Well, she's qualified to run as a Democrat, considering she has absolutely no understanding of basic economics and how revenue and earnings work.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (7A4qQ)

273 RAT!!!!!

How are you? I've missed you around the ONT!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ZCfi+)

274 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

She hates America so she's totally qualified.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (Mouru)

275 243
So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

No. Words.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

---
I think that was what the commoners call a "pick-up line."

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)

276 Look how "fierce" those gay models look.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)


And that's not even Blue Steel!
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM

The first film is my guilty pleasure.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (/+bwe)

277 Hottest Charlie's Angel ever.

I'm going with Cheryl Ladd.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (O8WFE)

278 Yeah. And if you're a man who wants to wear a purse, you wear a kilt with a sporran in front. Or a tool belt. Or a creel, if you're super manly so women can say, "Oh, I like your creel... and your pole, big guy."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM



****

Women always ask me what I'm wearing under my kilt. I smile and say, on a god day, lipstick.


On a great day. multiple shades!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (axyOa)

279 And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.

Helps a lot if you look like Don Johnson

It was a super easy Halloween costume though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (39g3+)

280 243 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh a

Thought they'd be in camps by now.

Not winning.

Dammit

Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (OE84+)

281 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM

She really was hoping she'd take a run at her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (H4VdJ)

282 been a long while since anything had to squeak into these men.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

283 no seriously I bet I could sell ironic murses made out of 1970s lunchboxes with cross-straps.


Dibs on the Evel Kneivel one.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (MmFTx)

284 They say you can tell a lot about a man by the presence of his murse.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (yL25O)

285 So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.

America Hate makes her wet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

286 I think we should revisit the days of the fanny pack.

Out, Loud, and Proud my Bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (kLDv+)

287 could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.



Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)



Let me know when you release the Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea model.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)

288 No wonder the Feminists are so cranky. They al need a man and there are none to be found.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (htgmn)

289 Well, you gotta keep the manpons somewhere.

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Ndje9)

290 Does that cross body murse come with big tits? and I thought a 'murse' was male nurse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (8lGpb)

291 On second thought, run Rapidho. I mean look how the last bitter America hating lesbo worked out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (H4VdJ)

292 If those street gangs from "The Warriors" could time travel to today, they'd conquer NYC. It would be an improvement.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (Oc2sd)


This... this is all I've ever truly wanted. I don't ask for much. I'm a simple man with simple wishes.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (t+qrx)

293 Murse: Fuck No!

Hottest Charlies's Angel: Cheryl Ladd

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (QMwOT)

294 could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.




Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)

---
We are close contemporaries, my friend.

Starbuck was a GUY.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)

295

ot

AOC Sued for the Second Time in Two Days Over Blocking People on Twitter, This Time By a Democrat

A second lawsuit has been filed against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by a former Democrat Assemblyman that she blocked on Twitter, one day after the first one was filed by GOP congressional candidate Joey Saladino.

Wednesday's lawsuit was filed by Former New York Assemblyman Dov Hikind, who was blocked by Ocasio-Cortez for criticizing her over her comparing border detention facilities to "concentration camps."

One America News Network host Liz Wheeler and Ryan Saavedra of the Daily Wire are both also signed on to the lawsuit.

On Tuesday, the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a ruling that President Donald Trump cannot block people on Twitter, as it violates their First Amendment rights.

ht thegatewaypundit


She really is a child. So many on the left just never grew up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (vEIlU)

296 251 Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)

And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.
Posted by: Golfman



You didn't have a Jan Hammer soundtrack.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Oc2sd)

297 >>240 There's a trick to that. You hold it by the bag, not the straps, like you're picking up a dog or something. That way it doesn't look practiced and professional, it looks like something you grabbed and are looking for where to put it.

Also pretending its a football, faking passes, holding it close and dodging invisible defensive lines work.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (l6b3d)

298 could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.

I'm holding out for Buck Rogers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (39g3+)

299 People would bust his nuts and he would open the bag
and produce a lightweight set of boxing gloves, then challenge you.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (VkWRL)

That is spectacularly awesome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (wYseH)

300 I should make an Ironic Murse out of a 1970s Charlie's Angels lunchbox with a cross-chest strap.

I'm a hipster influencer!!!
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)


Dear sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (TdMsT)

301 That last pic is the second dem 2020 townhall team.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (H4VdJ)

302 277 agree

Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (BbGew)

303 could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.



Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)

...

I'll take Hong Kong Phooey.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (yL25O)

304 The Lefts heroes. America hating Lesbian Kick Ballers.

I don't know a single person who bothered to walk out to the gay anti American parade.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (VkWRL)

305 I think we should revisit the days of the fanny pack.

Out, Loud, and Proud my Bitches!
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:58


I weep for Western Civilization.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (vISJk)

306 Hottest Charlies's Angel: Cheryl Ladd





Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (QMwOT)

---
Disagree. Kate Jackson. She also carried a snub-nosed .38.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

307 Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rnXGe)

308 >So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.


Why? Because she hates America and won't shut her big ugly pie hole? That's what the dems think of as POTUS qualifications?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (t6MX/)

309 Nurse ratched.
Summer dontcha know. Spend time outside till late, so lurking, little posting.How the heck are you doing?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (L9T8R)

310 "Megan, you're so proficient with your feet. Do you prefer them for fisting?"

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (cTHyD)

311 Can it hold a drill and some screws?

Ace wants to know.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (QMwOT)

312 HULK SMASH!!

HULK MURSE!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (nDe2U)

313

time for Tucker

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (vEIlU)

314 I had a 6 million dollar man lunchbox with the matching thermos! Privilege baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (H4VdJ)

315 I still have my Chico and the Man lunchbox. I bet Freddie Prinze carried a man bag

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rWDV1)

316 The funny thing is that there absolutely isn't any reason except "it just isn't done" that men couldn't carry a pouch or bag. Plenty of men have done so throughout history, including the guys that founded this country - y'all might want to look up "haversack," "market wallet," and "hunting pouch."

But those things in the picture? Yeah, those are awful.

What I'm seeing more and more at work is younger guys wearing dress loafers and no socks.

"Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett


I see that a lot in Korean drama. Usually the guys who are younger and (by Korean standards) non-conformists.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (bZ7mE)

317 I had a murse but the strap irritated my moobs. I switched to a messenger bag and, voila! The girls are swingin' free!

Posted by: Tater Stetler at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (I9p1S)

318 An authentic Star Wars 70s lunchbox murse. Ace, you'd either be swimming in money or pussy. Maybe both.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (z+X2W)

319 Tucker responds to Ilhan Omar comments.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (RBOtF)

320 I don't know a single person who bothered to walk out to the gay anti American parade.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (VkWRL)

---
I don't know a single person who went. Your point?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)

321 214 It's all so ghey. Everyday gets moar ghey and moar ghey. What the shit is going on?
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (13dPG)


Blame protease inhibitors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (B6Nsl)

322 Well, you gotta keep the manpons somewhere.
Posted by: Manufactured News Network:

Thanks for the been on the monitor.

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (BLFnH)

323 Cargo pants, there I fucking said it.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)

324 273 RAT!!!!!

How are you? I've missed you around the ONT!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ZCfi+)

and howdy to both of you!

nurse, what do you think of the new Husky uniforms?

I think they look much better with out the Swoosh.

I did like the chrome-gold helmets, though.


and no more black! sorry, black isn't a Dawg color.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

325 glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys

Can you get all that into your pockets?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM

I'm heading out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys

https://bit.ly/2CKKH9l

Posted by: Adam Sandler at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (7A4qQ)

326 They tried to do this in the 70s. Didn't work then, won't now. Not for actual men, anyway.

However, here's the chance to make some $. Start selling Bulwark Bags.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (VaN/j)

327 good

Tucker doubling down

night all!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (vEIlU)

328 It's just like "sensible regulation of guns"; they will never quit trying to force the man-purse down our throats.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (I1oSB)

329 Gonna go with Kate Jackson as well. Any relation to Keith?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (rWDV1)

330 Look, a sportsball murse!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6lkhdmm

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh)

331 Hottest Charlie's Angel ever.

I'm going with Cheryl Ladd.



Cheryl Ladd did not show nipple. I don't think she even went braless as an Angel.

Farrah's nipples are the best two Charlie's Angels ever.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (fuK7c)

332
The Lefts heroes. America hating Lesbian Kick Ballers.



I don't know a single person who bothered to walk out to the gay anti American parade.

Posted by: Marcus T
Waiting for the high school boys team that beat them to get paid the same.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (L9T8R)

333
Thom Browne suits.


Wasn't his grandfather the one who had a little Indian? Talk about ahead of your time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (HaL55)

334 Beer. I see my spelling is wonderful this evening. I'll just go sit in the corner.

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (BLFnH)

335 236
For this one the eye is irrelevant. I'm expecting 15-20" of rain.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (rnXGe)


It doesn't even need to be a hurricane for that to cause a hell of a lot of trouble. Good luck.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

336 She really is a child. So many on the left just never grew up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (vEIlU)

She'll be primaried and lose.

Never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (OE84+)

337 Men's 'Fashion' routine:

10 Y + 1 = "Man-bags are the latest rage"
20 Y + 2 = "Men's skirts are the latest craze"
30 Y + 3 = "Men's coulettes are the latest rage"
40 Y + 4 = "Men's makeup is the latest craze"
50 Goto 10

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (DrqHq)

338 216 137 There's this thing called a briefcase.

I keep crackers in mine
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (+uDPK)


In grad school a guy showed up in the lab with a briefcase. To embarrass him some wag bellowed across the rather large floor, "Hey whaddya got in there, your lunch?"

The guy held up the briefcase, pointed at it, and said, "Gym clothes."

And thus was a legend born.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (B6Nsl)

339 OT : speaking of Greek love, a marble Pyramid was found... in the Greek islands:
tinyurl.com/y3xvchdd

Island was classically called "Keros", which name I didn't know, but the marble was quarried over in Naxos. 2600 BCish. Probably before the actual Greeks so we're looking at relatives of the Minoans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

340 Dawg! Good to see you also!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (L9T8R)

341 37 wait in the bottom photo...are those MEN?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM


Well it sure as hell isn't us!

Posted by: Devo at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (4A5fG)

342 I didn't know that would post to one line. So much for seeing what you are posting, as you post it.
--------------------
JUST squeaked in
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)


Yeah, I don't want to blow the margins, especially on this thread, I don't want to be blowing anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cY3LT)

343 glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys


...wait, why is someone packing a toothbrush to go shopping again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)

344 For this one the eye is irrelevant. I'm expecting 15-20" of rain.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM

Holy shit! I hope they are wrong and you are OK. Keep your powder dry. Damn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (H4VdJ)

345 I think the top murse in camo would hold a 1911 quite well.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (WEBkv)

346 307
Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rnXGe)

---
If I may quote South Park.

Ahem.

"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)

347 Rat,

A little up, a little down.

Went to Florida a couple weeks ago. Insom and I had a lovely time and got to meet BackwardsBoy and B Gal.

It was super fun!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (ZCfi+)

348 The plan from 40 years ago was to make gayness a every day conversation, that way it becomes totally acceptable
Posted by: Skip

Aha, you have noticed.

Posted by: John Gheynard Keynes at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)

349 how embarrassing

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (U7k5w)

350 Jaclyn Smith, you homos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)

351 My wife says they've tried this every decade from the 70s on. All of which looked ridiculous. (She says "Let's not forget the fanny pack.")

BTW, we've been celebrating our 30th this week. I think this is the first time I've commented since the book thread.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (VaN/j)

352 Hottest Charlie's Angel ever.

I'm going with Cheryl Ladd.


Cheryl Ladd did not show nipple. I don't think she even went braless as an Angel.

Farrah's nipples are the best two Charlie's Angels ever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (fuK7c)

GTFO Jaclyn Smith was a goddess

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)

353 if you are Hillary or Biden, you could make $100M selling murses, to China or Russia ... but you might have to throw in nuke tech or bad trade deals ... "for free", with their choice of murses.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (Cus5s)

354 ...wait, why is someone packing a toothbrush to go shopping again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)


Field-expedient shiv.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (t+qrx)

355 Farrah's nipples are the best two Charlie's Angels ever.

There was no point wearing a bra, Farrah had nipples like a cow's udder. She was pokey in a parka

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (39g3+)

356 Trump tweet imminent


Puerto Rico's former education secretary, others arrested in federal fraud probe

Former education secretary Julia Keleher and five others have been arrested on charges of steering federal money to unqualified, politically connected contractors.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)

357 334
Beer. I see my spelling is wonderful this evening. I'll just go sit in the corner.

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (BLFnH)

...and I couldn't even figure out that you meant beer. gees. tequila time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (8lGpb)

358
During the Sanders-AOC Administration: "Where is your Murse, Comrade?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (Wx/+I)

359 Can I have Jaclyn Smith AND Cheryl Ladd? I am greedy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (H4VdJ)

360 Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rnXGe)
*****************
Soccer moms can be so proud of their daughter's hero.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (RBOtF)

361 You'd look more butch with a fanny pack.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (WaxcS)

362 JUST squeaked in
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)


Very topical.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (B6Nsl)

363 337 Men's 'Fashion' routine:

10 Y + 1 = "Man-bags are the latest rage"
20 Y + 2 = "Men's skirts are the latest craze"
30 Y + 3 = "Men's coulettes are the latest rage"
40 Y + 4 = "Men's makeup is the latest craze"
50 Goto 10
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (DrqHq)

Men's makeup is already being pushed IICR.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (13dPG)

364 Guys could always carry one of those reusable shopping bags with the Wal-Mart logo.

No one would know what it's really being used for, and you would look like a Savior of the Climate.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (htgmn)

365 I hope they use that first "Murse" in the Dirty Harry metrosexual / full blown homo remake - he'll carry his .44 in it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

366 OT : speaking of Greek love, a marble Pyramid was found... in the Greek islands:
tinyurl.com/y3xvchdd

Island was classically called "Keros", which name I didn't know, but the marble was quarried over in Naxos. 2600 BCish. Probably before the actual Greeks so we're looking at relatives of the Minoans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)


Sure you got the right link there?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (bZ7mE)

367 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)

368 It doesn't even need to be a hurricane for that to cause a hell of a lot of trouble. Good luck.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

And a shit-ton of overtime!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (rnXGe)

369 I don't need s murse. I still haven't worn out my fanny pack.

Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (UdKB7)

370 296 251 Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)

And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.
Posted by: Golfman


You didn't have a Jan Hammer soundtrack.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Oc2sd)


Good call on that blast from the past musician. It was a damned good theme song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (sy5kK)

371 >>>I weep for Western Civilization.<<<

Confession: I own one fanny pack. It's a light leather much like suede. It's filled with fishing gear. It can easily be non-nonchalantly slung over the shoulder.

Brown trout fear me. Cutthroats envy me.

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (kLDv+)

372 LCD,
Agree about the new uniforms.
Black is not our color

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (ZCfi+)

373 367 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
-------------

Over 100 comments! Duh!

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (WEBkv)

374 Puerto Rico's former education secretary, others arrested in federal fraud probe

Former education secretary Julia Keleher and five others have been arrested on charges of steering federal money to unqualified, politically connected contractors.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)


Wut? Knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (B6Nsl)

375 Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM

OMG, the carpet matches the drapes! Just kidding, didn't look, don't care. Fuck her, not in the good way.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (H4VdJ)

376 Thom Browne suits.

We know about Thom Brown's Schooldays.

Posted by: "Miklos" Flashman at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

377 137 There's this thing called a briefcase.

I keep crackers in mine

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM

So do I! Do you work at Brandt/Leland too?

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (7A4qQ)

378 Men's makeup is already being pushed IICR.

They are pushing men's fragrances super hard too. I get it, these are companies who see half the population ignoring their product, and they want that cash but its not gonna happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)

379 Eeyore, 351. Congrats. Our 30th was last month. And they said it wouldn't last...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (k3g2v)

380 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?


Testosterone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)

381 Of you're in NYC it's easy to pick out some of the tourists. They carry man bags and you still see fanny packs.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (VkWRL)

382 Every last man in those photos waxes their pubic hair. I have proof.

Posted by: MW at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (hNTtn)

383 Jaclyn Smith, you homos.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)


My sister had a friend that looked exactly like Jaclyn Smith.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (aS1PU)

384 Maxpedition Versipack for all your CCW and reload needs. IFAK/Bleeder kit, water, food all fit.

And it doesn't quite look totally gay.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (l7Kbv)

385 367 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)


Priorities.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (htgmn)

386
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)


I think that image earned someone a time out!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (TdMsT)

387 Good evening all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (IDhUW)

388 Cargo pants, there I fucking said it.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM

Why are they considered a bad thing? I think cargo shorts are manly.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (/+bwe)

389 2600 BCish. Probably before the actual Greeks so we're looking at relatives of the Minoans.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)

...and they were gay soccer players?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (8lGpb)

390 On second thought, run Rapidho. I mean look how the last bitter America hating lesbo worked out.

*ahem* Bronco Bama was elected twice, I'll have you know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (HaL55)

391 Nurse, glad to hear about the good stuff!
Sending good thoughts on the other!Dropping off now, need to eat...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (L9T8R)

392 Never mind.

/Emily Littela

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (bZ7mE)

393 I never owned or carried a lunchbox except the kind that holds a thermos and opens like a toolbox.

Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (UUkQp)

394 I will admit to carrying a black leather belt pack for a few years, but that was when cell phones and calculators were a lot bigger than they are, and not the same item.

Posted by: MW at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (hNTtn)

395 367 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
_______

A rare case of actual progress.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (VaN/j)

396 "Fanny Packer" sounds like a Story Time Tranny name.

Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

397 372 LCD,
Agree about the new uniforms.
Black is not our color
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (ZCfi+)

That's RAAAAACIST!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

398 371
>>>I weep for Western Civilization.<<<

Confession:
I own one fanny pack. It's a light leather much like suede. It's filled
with fishing gear. It can easily be non-nonchalantly slung over the
shoulder.

Brown trout fear me. Cutthroats envy me.


Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (kLDv+)

Fish sticks fear you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:09 PM (t6MX/)

399 "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)


Mental picture of Oprah Winfrey.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:09 PM (htgmn)

400 New rainfall projections released 9 mins ago: https://tinyurl.com/yxayytfy

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:09 PM (rnXGe)

401 I saw a Jackie Chan movie in the early 90s at a local art theater, and the subtitles were... creative. One line by a bad guy: "I hope you get AIDS and die! Ha! Ha!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (39g3+)

402 OMG, the carpet matches the drapes! Just kidding, didn't look, don't care. Fuck her, not in the good way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (H4VdJ)


They munch the drapes too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (B6Nsl)

403 pretty sure I got the right link. it's going to The Independent with the story. it's not like anybody would accidentally link to busty girl on girl in AOSHQ I mean, come on.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

404 If you want more folks watching women's soccer have the lasses play naked.

Might even fill a stadium.



Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (QMwOT)

405 That's Truvada for PrEP thank you.

Posted by: Realistic Tranny at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (/S8YC)

406 On second thought, run Rapidho. I mean look how the last bitter America hating lesbo worked out.

I've carried a fanny pack for years. It has my medicine and a bunch of tools in it. An adjustable wrench, a couple of screwdrivers, a small boxcutter, a drum key, guitar picks, stuff like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (HaL55)

407 Pours blanco tequila over big ice cube.

Tomorrow I'll start exercising again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (8lGpb)

408 "I never owned or carried a lunchbox except the kind that holds a thermos and opens like a toolbox."

I had the coolest lunch box ever. Rat Patrol. Wish I still had that thing.

Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)

409
BTW, we've been celebrating our 30th this week. I think this is the first time I've commented since the book thread.



Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (VaN/j)

---
Congrats! Not easy in this day and age.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (cfSRQ)

410 I never owned or carried a lunchbox except the kind that holds a thermos and opens like a toolbox.

The silver kind? I always wanted one of those when I was in school. I could never get a thermos to last longer than a few weeks though that glass interior always got shattered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (39g3+)

411 It's a European carry all!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (84wAH)

412 I was just in a local large mall , the only one in the area with an Apple Store, anyway, the males there already looked like a murse would complete their ensembles. We're doomed.

In other News, Cuck Tarlson is hitting the "I'm not raciss", Civ Nattery nonsense hard tonight. Did another advertiser call it quits?

Posted by: Quilp at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (Bf3hj)

413 I carry a small OD green, 5.11 bag almost everywhere I go. Most of the time, it holds a Leatherman, a small but well-stocked trauma kit, and a Glock 17 with two spare mags. I refer to it as my "tactical" man purse.

Posted by: PabloD at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (F1m5e)

414 Hmm, a repeat quote. How did that happen?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)

415 Good call on that blast from the past musician. It was a damned good theme song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (sy5kK)

Best soundtrack on a tv show ever.

https://youtu.be/qSARDlHh-Mg

Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (OE84+)

416 I also own a fanny pack type thing for fishing tackle. But it's camouflage so it doesn't look totally gay.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (xPl2J)

417 Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody


I like the Mark Henry one where he is holding a 45 lb plate, and it almost isn't enough to cover him. I once watched that dude slam dunk in a dunking contest. Phenomenal athlete.

Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (MmFTx)

418 sorry...its tequila blanco. gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (8lGpb)

419 378 Men's makeup is already being pushed IICR.

They are pushing men's fragrances super hard too. I get it, these are companies who see half the population ignoring their product, and they want that cash but its not gonna happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)


Can moisturizers and exfoliants be far behind?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (B6Nsl)

420 If you can't fit it in the ol' prison wallet, you probably don't really need to be carrying it.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx)

421 BTW, Guy, thanks for posting the Trump in Asia bad lip reading. Hilarious!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (H4VdJ)

422 I had the coolest lunch box ever. Rat Patrol.

Me too!!!

All episodes available on YouTube. It hasn't aged very well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (SRl2q)

423 I used to wear a fanny pack at concerts and music festivals, but I always wore it in front. It was good for carrying, um, supplies.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

424 I will take those man purses over my dumb ass friend hiking up a Colorado mountain wearing an I heart cuba shirt.

Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (mFoNl)

425 "But it's camouflage so it doesn't look totally gay."

Is it camouflaged to look like your butt so no one can see it?

Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (UdKB7)

426
Let me know when you release the Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea model.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Richard Basehart!!

Posted by: Gypsy the robot at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

427 wait, why is someone packing a toothbrush to go shopping again?

Food court, is a guess. Some people like to brush after every meal.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)

428 It will match the cock holster under their nose.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (xInes)

429 Perfect for carrying a Glock.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (RBOtF)

430 I had the Dukes of Hazzard lunchbox. Probably get expelled for it today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (rnXGe)

431 I've carried a fanny pack for years. It has my
medicine and a bunch of tools in it. An adjustable wrench, a couple of
screwdrivers, a small boxcutter, a drum key, guitar picks, stuff like
that.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (HaL55)

---
I think these are like earrings.
There's an ear that means "gay" and an ear that means "straight."

If you wear it on your ass = gay.

If you wear it over your crotch = loser, but straight.

I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)

432 337 Men's 'Fashion' routine:

10 Y + 1 = "Man-bags are the latest rage"
20 Y + 2 = "Men's skirts are the latest craze"
30 Y + 3 = "Men's coulettes are the latest rage"
40 Y + 4 = "Men's makeup is the latest craze"
50 Goto 10
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (DrqHq)


Just the stuff to wear to the AIDS clinic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (B6Nsl)

433 If you do a "Cheryl Ladd Charlie's Angels" image search, there's plenty of Cheryl Ladd nipple. She was showing nip in the first promo shot, one which when I saw it I remembered, er, fondly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (O8WFE)

434 We used paper bags. More than once. And we walked to school uphill, both ways, in the snow and the blazing heat.

Lunch boxes are for sissies.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (htgmn)

435 Perhaps if had the word "concealed" in it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (3H9h1)

436 Moki, did he take a selfie with a bear?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

437 Did Rachel Maddow give Megan Rapinwhatever a good licking?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (JgA4k)

438 I think these are like earrings.
There's an ear that means "gay"


Let's face it, that's either ear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (B6Nsl)

439 I still have my Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back lunchboxes out in my shed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (xPl2J)

440 435
Perhaps if had the word "concealed" in it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (3H9h1)

"Tactical Murse"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (rnXGe)

441 380 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?


Testosterone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)

That's what women inject into them to make them sooper hard and erect.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (13dPG)

442 418 sorry...its tequila blanco. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (8lGpb)

so it's Mexicans for dinner, Bob?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

443 423
I used to wear a fanny pack at concerts and music festivals, but I
always wore it in front. It was good for carrying, um, supplies.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

---
"I will direct the Right Honorable Gentleman to my previous remarks."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)

444 Puerto Rico's former education secretary, others arrested in federal fraud probe

Former education secretary Julia Keleher and five others have been arrested on charges of steering federal money to unqualified, politically connected contractors.

This really surprises me, not.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (+uDPK)

445 "New rainfall projections released 9 mins ago: Posted by: Brian

15" ...wow ... I tried to get home on the day we got 21" in one day ... parked on the median or RE.Lee ... there was like 8" of water running down RE Lee north of City Park ... I walked the rest of the way up into Lake Vista ... if I'd stayed where I was, car would have been in 3' of water. crazy.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (Cus5s)

446 So the Murse Crisis is the reason why Mike Pence was recalled to DC

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (rWDV1)

447 pretty sure I got the right link. it's going to The Independent with the story. it's not like anybody would accidentally link to busty girl on girl in AOSHQ I mean, come on.

Yeah, it was my mistake. I had another tab opened that I hadn't realized I had open and clicked on that by mistake - since it was a link that had been posted earlier I thought that you had had a copy failure and had pasted an old link when making up the tinyurl.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (bZ7mE)

448 "I still have my Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back lunchboxes out in my shed."

Really? Once you get off my lawn do you want to make $25 cutting it?

Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (UdKB7)

449 I usually carry a small flashlight, a knife, 2 sets of keys, a comb, wallet, a pen and in the winter some chapstick in my pockets.

When I need a fashion accessory I'll get a book of matches.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (FTlwv)

450 These days, I will go in Goodwill and buy up all their backpacks at the end of the school year. The best ones Mrs. E and I will use to hunt and to shoot, others will be bugout bags ready-stocked with 'stuff'. Leftovers are for barter or gifts during the zombie apocalypse. It's the Christian thing to do if your neighbor has needs and you can fill those needs. By the way, I carry a backpack to work everyday. I has my lunch, 8 bottles of water, a big gatorade, crackers, and first aid stuff in it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (UUkQp)

451 323 Cargo pants, there I fucking said it.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)

...

You know, cargo pants peaked at just the right time for me.

I never had to carry a diaper bag when my kids were little.

I could stuff all I needed in those suckers.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (yL25O)

452 $230 electric bill. Sheesh!

Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)

453 436 Moki, did he take a selfie with a bear?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)



No boulder, it's a she. I've known her since college. I assumed she had neurons firing, but I am seriously doubting it now.

Although she did have a very cute mountain goat calf in the picture. It was overshadowed by that damn shirt.

Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (mFoNl)

454 The first one shown looks just right for the HK 45.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (xU8wd)

455 Tanya Roberts was full length buck nude in Sheena, which surprised the hell out of me as it was a PG film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)

456 Could they please please please use some 'male' models that look more macho than anorexic female models? These guys look like Minne Mouse could whup their asses.

Posted by: JTB at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (bmdz3)

457 15" ...wow ... I tried to get home on the day we got
21" in one day ... parked on the median or RE.Lee ... there was like 8"
of water running down RE Lee north of City Park ... I walked the rest
of the way up into Lake Vista ... if I'd stayed where I was, car would
have been in 3' of water. crazy.


Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (Cus5s)

I have a 55" 4k TV that's supposed to be delivered today. Tracking says it's still Out For Delivery. If it doesn't get here in the next 45 mins I don't think I'll be seeing it until next week sometime.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (rnXGe)

458 I was in the belly of the beast yesterday - Palo Alto. It's been a couple of years, and even longer since I was in the "heart". Damn, major culture shock. They have gotten so rich since Trump has been POTUS. It's almost like a sci-fi movie. Especially weird since I was born there and had an office for 15 years.


But seriously, there's guys walking around in fucking dresses. Skinny shits, in skirts or shorts that look like skirts - and panty hose and boots - and purses (or these weird under-arm slings with micro-dogs) More than once. I can really see why the sentiment CA drops into the ocean is out there. I truly feel like Grandpa Simpson.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (sLicW)

459 433
If you do a "Cheryl Ladd Charlie's Angels" image search, there's plenty
of Cheryl Ladd nipple. She was showing nip in the first promo shot, one
which when I saw it I remembered, er, fondly.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (O8WFE)

---
The sunset of the Old World was fair to see.

Posted by: Winston Churchilll at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)

460 380 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?

6 degrees of Charlie's Angels nipples.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (+uDPK)

461 so it's Mexicans for dinner, Bob?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)


They give me gas. Actually I've pretty much been drinking my dinner for the last week. Don't judge me. I have olives though so there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (8lGpb)

462 No.F'n.Way.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant, Port Side at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (q9+CU)

463 Oh, Lord, in Your Infinite Mercy and Grace, please, Lord, send your Holy SMOD to smite this faggotry-drenched planet once and for all.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (NoKAc)

464 Forget men's heels:

Way ahead of you, Vogue!

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (8ruUE)

465 Trump took a raft of sh!t for hiring that Montana guy to help with Puerto Rico. All the other stuff he did to help? didn't matter here in Boulder County. WHAT ABOUT THAT MONTANA GUY.

just another one of those tiresome comments I had to field when I was doing MAGA II: The Not So Much Winning in '18.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (ykYG2)

466
Puerto Rico's former education secretary, others arrested in federal fraud probe

Wait, I thought everyone in Puerto Rico died in that hurricane.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (Wx/+I)

467 If you do a "Cheryl Ladd Charlie's Angels" image search, there's plenty of Cheryl Ladd nipple.


Just did. Even added the word nipple to the search. Nothing but Farrah.

http://bit.ly/2S7Q3B8

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (fuK7c)

468 443

"I will direct the Right Honorable Gentleman to my previous remarks."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)


Yes, I think you're probably correct.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

469 Mullet Omar has children? They must have the intellectual capacities of, well, inbred Somalis

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (rWDV1)

470 They come in handy, mine's made of Tilapia skin.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (Jj+59)

471 Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!

Thanks. That took at least four years of tread life off of my balls.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (EgshT)

472 I have something called a courier bag that might be alarmingly close to this. It does carry a full size 9mm, several clips, a decent knife, lighter, flask, salted snack bars, jerky, 50 feet or cord, climb rated clips, compass, gps, 7 inch tablet, notepad, sharpie, bandages, flashlight that can also recharge a cell phone. The usual stuff a normal guy keeps in his pockets.
It also has space for stuff I might buy or dumpster dive.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (xpKpV)

473 I think these are like earrings.
There's an ear that means "gay" and an ear that means "straight."

If you wear it on your ass = gay.

If you wear it over your crotch = loser, but straight.

I could be mistaken.


Before a gig one night, the drummer axes me if I have a small adjustable wrench to adjust something on his drum kit. I reach in that fanny pack and pull out my wrench. He hands it back to me, looks at the pack and says in a thick Bostonian accent, "Well, I guess I can't call that a fag bag no mowah."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

474 Oh my gosh Tuck Carlson has spent the past 20min. in the opening of his show destroying Omar. Brutal and on point.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)

475 I have a friend I traveled with in 2001 who brought a photography bag, and we teased him relentlessly about carrying a murse.

I saw him again last summer for the first time in 10 years. First thing we did was give him shit about the murse.

Posted by: Dude at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (jvQ5d)

476 437 Did Rachel Maddow give Megan Rapinwhatever a good licking?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?



I feel bad for Rachel's wife, Chrissy Hayes. She'll be so jealous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (Oc2sd)

477 The Conservative Case For Removing Your Balls

Posted by: Cuckshed Weakly at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (Pu/Kw)

478 456
Could they please please please use some 'male' models that look more
macho than anorexic female models? These guys look like Minne Mouse
could whup their asses.

Posted by: JTB at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (bmdz3)

shut your mouth!

Posted by: Gay 'talent recruiting' guy at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (8lGpb)

479 Mullet Omar has children? They must have the intellectual capacities of, well, inbred Somalis
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM

Yea Ilhand Bromar spawned. Of course we don't know which relative turkey basted her rotten cooch. IQ of a chicken.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:20 PM (H4VdJ)

480 >>>474 Oh my gosh Tuck Carlson has spent the past 20min. in the opening of his show destroying Omar. Brutal and on point.


omg the RACISM and WHITE SUPREMACISM on display!!!

DEPLATFORM HIM, Social Media Friends!!! Deplatform this Nazi with all due haste!

Posted by: Noted Conservative AllahPundit at July 10, 2019 08:20 PM (PbpT7)

481 They're made from the owner's own surgically-removed scrotum!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)


I could kinda respect that. That would take balls.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (Z4rgH)

482 Brooke Goldstein is very goodlooking.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

483 Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy.

Posted by: Dan at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (WWTCC)

484 474 Oh my gosh Tuck Carlson has spent the past 20min. in the opening of his show destroying Omar. Brutal and on point.
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)

Tucker is on FIRE. Rightfully so.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (4pK1/)

485 $230 electric bill. Sheesh!
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I'll see your $230 electric bill and raise you $70...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

486 "Murses" -- Male Purses -- Are the "Hot New Accessory" for "Men"

New??

Meathead had one 40 years ago on All In The Family. Archie got a real kick out of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (bOCwl)

487 I wish my parents had stored that Clash of the Titans lunchbox I had in '81. It was awesome.

Even though it didn't have the Vida Taylor noodz.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (ykYG2)

488 455 Tanya Roberts was full length buck nude in Sheena, which surprised the hell out of me as it was a PG film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)

There was a surprising amount of nudity in some PG movies back in the 80s that would've gotten PG-13 or higher now. I think the MPAA or whoever changed their sensibilities at some point.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

489 437 Did Rachel Maddow give Megan Rapinwhatever a good licking?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?

Why do you think she's on the show . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (QMwOT)

490
$230 electric bill. Sheesh!
Posted by: Weasel


Just wait until the Green New Deal is in effect!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK)

491 489 437 Did Rachel Maddow give Megan Rapinwhatever a good licking?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?

Takes a licking and keeps on kicking.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

492 485 $230 electric bill. Sheesh!
-----
I'll see your $230 electric bill and raise you $70...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)
-----------
But my home is small and humble, not some palatial 8,000 sf estate like you have!

Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (MVjcR)

493 I don't care whether Megan Rapinoe and the other kickball players are lesbians or not, but where did they learn to behave like that in public?

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

494 Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!

Not sure if the issues are annual etc.? There's a local gal who was part of the first female duo to win gold in cross country skiing. She was in it, I looked. Jesse Diggins. Cute as a button and what a rear. You're welcome.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (H4VdJ)

495 Those guys would be hard pressed to muster 6 inches between them! I mean if you added them all together, not literally "between" them... never mind.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (1on5E)

496 I feel sorry for the models.

the one wearing jeans looks as if he hasn't eaten in weeks.

Posted by: booknlass at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (xIKXj)

497 How did we get from murses to the best Charlie's Angels nipples?

Because there is no thread anywhere on here anytime that doesn't mention breasts and/or nipples and Bandersnatch will helpfully provide links for any men who can't figure out how to search this on their own.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (+0VWg)

498 I think Ilhan Brofo kicked the wrong anthill today.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (87EdW)

499 Looks like Cheryl Ladd on Gilligan's Isle:

https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz

I would never leave

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (yAc+w)

500 But my home is small and humble, not some palatial 8,000 sf estate like you have!
Posted by: Weasel
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Not everything in Texas is bigger...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (UUBmN)

501 FYI, ESPN the Magazine is mort.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (Oc2sd)

502
$230 electric bill. Sheesh!

Posted by: Weasel


I would be ecstatic over a $230 electric bill this time of year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (Wx/+I)

503 Tanya Roberts was full length buck nude in Sheena, which surprised the hell out of me as it was a PG film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)


Tanya Roberts deserved the exception. Everyone agreed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (bOCwl)

504 496 I feel sorry for the models.

the one wearing jeans looks as if he hasn't eaten in weeks.
Posted by: booknlass at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (xIKXj)

Crack and meth will do that.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (QMwOT)

505 I have a friend I traveled with in 2001 who brought a photography bag, and we teased him relentlessly about carrying a murse.


Depending on my gear when I'm traveling light, I have 3 over-shoulder camera bags, one is rather slender and compact. but at least they're black, look all high tech and I'd actually have at least a camera, lens(es) and flash in there. Last time I had one was at Blade 2019 in GA, I also had a bunch of knives in it. Nobody ribbed me, even once. And it was a pretty macho crowd.


But yeah, I guess it's as close to a purse as you can get - except my wallet isn't in there. You wouldn't want my wallet anyway. At least the stuff in the camera bag is worth something.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (sLicW)

506 Let's see - 3 ghey guys in NYC have one so now it's a thing.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (d6Ksn)

507 >>>On April 30, 2019, ESPN announced they would cease paper publishing in September 2019.[4][5]



lol

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (PbpT7)

508 484
474 Oh my gosh Tuck Carlson has spent the past 20min. in the opening of his show destroying Omar. Brutal and on point.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)



Tucker is on FIRE. Rightfully so.


22min putting her through the meat grinder. An opening that will live in infamy. Yeah it's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (BsCoj)

509 *does a tally* Er.

Even though I've posted thrice about ancient Greek islands here in this thread tonight, I would like to assure everyone I am still fiercely, severely manly.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (ykYG2)

510 Because there is no thread anywhere on here anytime that doesn't mention breasts and/or nipples and Bandersnatch will helpfully provide links for any men who can't figure out how to search this on their own.


I have a very particular set of skills.

Posted by: Liam Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)

511
$230 electric bill. Sheesh!

Posted by: Weasel

I would be ecstatic over a $230 electric bill this time of year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (Wx/+I
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I think WeaselDog is turning stuff on during the day!

Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (MVjcR)

512 15" ...wow ... I tried to get home on the day we got
21" in one day ... parked on the median or RE.Lee ... there was like 8" of water running down RE Lee north of City Park ... I walked the rest of the way up into Lake Vista ... if I'd stayed where I was, car would have been in 3' of water. crazy.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (Cus5s)


15"? The average annual rainfall in SoCal is 10".

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (B6Nsl)

513 Thanks. That took at least four years of tread life off of my balls.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM


When you place a penny in a wrinkle and can't see Abe Lincoln, it's time to replace.

Posted by: Helpful Safety Tip at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (vnzpg)

514 I would be ecstatic over a $230 electric bill this time of year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----
That's what I'm trying to explain to the weasel...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (UUBmN)

515 $230 electric bill. Sheesh!

You 'farming' indoors?

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (YPJrZ)

516 Clearly this means ESPN just wasn't woke enough!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (84wAH)

517 Looked for the Seinfeld mention, and y'all didn't disappoint.

Posted by: RTW at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (jJlJu)

518 Speaking of Charlie's Angels, I don't think anyone has mentioned Kate Jackson yet. I remember being kind of fond of her back then.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

519 On April 30, 2019, ESPN announced they would cease paper publishing in September 2019.[4][5]



lol
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM

Screw ESPN. All they do is Yankees and Boston, the rest is SJW bullshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (H4VdJ)

520 I don't care whether Megan Rapinoe and the other kickball players are lesbians or not, but where did they learn to behave like that in public?

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)


In Dyke School. Bull class.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (bOCwl)

521 500-the electric bills sure are.

I remember some in the 600's to 700's when we lived there, and that was with the house temp set at 78. I was paying big bucks to sweat.

Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (mFoNl)

522 494: Thank you sir. You are a fine American.

She is a cutey.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (Oc2sd)

523 It's the only purse that comes with a year's supply of Truvada.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (84wAH)

524 So the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and the Dow hit all-time record highs before pulling back a bit today after Fed chair Powell indicated support for an interest rate cut.

Turrible. Just turrible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (hjaPQ)

525 515 $230 electric bill. Sheesh!

You 'farming' indoors?
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (YPJrZ)
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Shhh!!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (MVjcR)

526 474 Oh my gosh Tuck Carlson has spent the past 20min. in the opening of his show destroying Omar. Brutal and on point.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)


Omar Bradley is still alive?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (B6Nsl)

527 482
Brooke Goldstein is very goodlooking.

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

---
When you visit Michigan, I will personally give you an actual US Military-issued "messenger bag."

It's actually a carrier for a gas mask, but that makes it even *more cool.*

Scientific measurements have proven that testosterone radiates from this object up to six feet (depending on prevailing weather conditions).

In addition to $$$ money the Michigan Morons will pay you, there is an *artifact level* magic item waiting for you.

Mark your calendar. Mid-September.

Guns.

Booze.

Non-gay messenger bag.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM (cfSRQ)

528
I think Ilhan Brofo kicked the wrong anthill today.


Ooh, what'd I miss? Angry Tucker is good Tucker.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM (HaL55)

529 499 Looks like Cheryl Ladd on Gilligan's Isle:

https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz

I would never leave
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (yAc+w)

The Professor, Mr. Howell and Gilligan would have unfortunate accidents.

Posted by: The Skipper at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM (QMwOT)

530 Are any of the people who actually buy murses actually men?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)

531 Speaking of Charlie's Angels, I don't think anyone has mentioned Kate Jackson yet. I remember being kind of fond of her back then.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (sdi6R)


Kate Jackson was the lesser angel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (bOCwl)

532 Looks like Cheryl Ladd on Gilligan's Isle:

https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
She has a look that say's "I just did it with the Skipper".

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (+uDPK)

533 the other night Tucker called omar an "alarm" because she shows what can go wrong with immigration when the immigrants hate US

so the beeyatch from some all ya called him a racist

Posted by: booknlass at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (xIKXj)

534 Omar Bradley is still alive?

That son of a bitch!

Posted by: Zombie Monty at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (EgshT)

535 I knew a guy with an estate and a 20k sq ft house. Electric bill was $3k a month, more when they ran the waterfall at the lake.

Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

536 Are any of the people who actually buy murses actually men?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)


Males maybe.
Men no.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (aS1PU)

537 494: Thank you sir. You are a fine American.

She is a cutey.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM

I met her at a charity event. I didn't realize who it was at first, she introduced herself and shook my hand and said hi, my name is Jessie. I kind of double taked and I said, Diggins? She said yep, nice to meet you. She was very laid back and even cuter in person!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (H4VdJ)

538 When I went to high school I got a military surplus map case, one of them you could wear as a pack. I used that thing every day until in college it finally fell apart but it was canvas and metal and worked great. I walked to school every day (not uphill in the snow, as flat as I could find a route) and it was a big help with books

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (39g3+)

539 518
Speaking of Charlie's Angels, I don't think anyone has mentioned Kate
Jackson yet. I remember being kind of fond of her back then.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

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Scroll up. I have a fondness for brunettes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

540 I remember some in the 600's to 700's when we lived there, and that was with the house temp set at 78. I was paying big bucks to sweat.
Posted by: Moki
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Our house is "energy efficient" so ur bills only get in the $400's around August. I do keep it at 74 in the day...I'm not paying to sweat in my own home. Now our previous house wasn't as efficient so it would be more $ for almost half the size.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (UUBmN)

541 > And no offense, but all you fellas saying "I could
put my gun in there," I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught
carrying a purse." What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."

Posted by: BurtTC

Yeah, maybe so. Make it black, khaki, olive drab, or camouflage, and put a Glock 21 with a whole bunch of spare magazines in it, and I'd be down to give it a try.
Of course, some would argue my preference for Glocks (even in the Real Man's caliber of .45 ACP) already makes my sexuality suspect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (JUUk1)

542 528- both barrells and a reload

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (87EdW)

543 6 I would like to complain that three weeks ago, I posted a "RompHim" to someone as a joke, like "you should get this, it suits you," that kind of a thing.

A Romphim is a "male" (?) romper.

Anyway, for THREE WEEKS i have seen almost nothing but gay dudes in rompers in ads.

when will this hell end?

Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

Ace

- google expensive watches and shop for some cars - like an Alpha Gulia and a BMW. Your ads will be filled up with timekeeping, car-buying goodness in nothing flat.

Posted by: West at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (2taY5)

544 In addition to $$$ money the Michigan Morons will pay you, there is an *artifact level* magic item waiting for you.

Mark your calendar. Mid-September.

Guns.

Booze.

Non-gay messenger bag.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM

There's another MIMoMe in September?!?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)

545 >>482 Brooke Goldstein is very goodlooking.

She was a Redeye leg chair regular.

Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (l6b3d)

546 532 Looks like Cheryl Ladd on Gilligan's Isle:

https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
She has a look that say's "I just did it with the Skipper".

I have a different look on my face.

Posted by: The Skipper at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (QMwOT)

547 Because there is no thread anywhere on here anytime that doesn't mention breasts and/or nipples and Bandersnatch will helpfully provide links for any men who can't figure out how to search this on their own.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (+0VWg)


We're living in a golden age of nipple imagery, and it is well worth celebrating.

Besides, bandersnatch has never killed a commenter here. :grin

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (Z4rgH)

548 530 Are any of the people who actually buy murses actually men?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)


No. Of course not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (B6Nsl)

549 Kate Jackson was the lesser angel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (bOCwl)

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Blasphemy and anathema.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

550 I remember the first time I saw one of those -- it was the mid-70s and being worn by former USC tailback Anthony Davis on some TV broadcast where he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt on a beach somewhere.

I thought it was a gayest thing I'd ever seen, and immediately lost all my respect for him.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (+COu3)

551 This is confusing - I don't see any men carrying these in the photos....

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (VPvxh)

552 That, right there, is fucked up.

Posted by: Stan from South Park at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

553 the top one looks perfect for my glock...

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (VPvxh)

554 There's another MIMoMe in September?!?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)


Signs point to "yes".

Posted by: Magic hate ball at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

555 Diggins. Cute as a button and what a rear.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Brie Larson at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (vnzpg)

556 Blasphemy and anathema.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)


Jaclyn Smith was there for guys who liked brunettes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (bOCwl)

557 I spend more on my utility bill in the summer because the lovely wife and other females in my home keep the AC set to 67! You could hang meat in the damn basement. At least in the winter, my woodburner offsets the gas bill, bonus, it pisses off tree huggers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (H4VdJ)

558 There's another MIMoMe in September?!?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)

---
Not necessarily. I'm trying to entice Ace to visit our fair state when we typically have peak color in God's Country.

Mid-September in the Straits. Something most people only dream of.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

559 At least in the winter, my woodburner offsets the gas bill, bonus, it pisses off tree huggers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (H4VdJ)


Wood isn't cheap, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM (bOCwl)

560 For all of you guys contemplating a "murse " in a masculine way check out Hill People gear. My husband had one of their chest bags to carry in while backpacking.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM (UUBmN)

561 532 Looks like Cheryl Ladd on Gilligan's Isle:


Runs to lagoon, puts more holes in boat, wipes off SOS on the beach, shoots the professor...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (H4VdJ)

562 Fail Termy

Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

563 Thanks for the heads-up, booknlass. They should have that up on EweTwob in an hour or two.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

564 I have a very particular set of skills.
Posted by: Liam Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (+0VWg)

565 > could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.


Lassie might be an exception. Since all the dogs who played Lassie on TV were male, she was a pioneering transgender actor.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (JUUk1)

566 549 Kate Jackson was the lesser angel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (bOCwl)

---
Blasphemy and anathema.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

_______


Have to agree with A.H. here, being an ass and leg man. Probably no coincidence that the love of my life what is a spitting image of Kate Jackson.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (+COu3)

567 Cheryl Ladd was great in Millenium.

Fun movie.

"Smoke 'em up!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (bOCwl)

568 Wood isn't cheap, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM

I have over 100 acres of woods so there's always plenty. Even if you didn't have woods, around here you can get a cord of split hardwood for 125-150.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (H4VdJ)

569 Test

Posted by: Nick at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (5COxy)

570 "15"? The average annual rainfall in SoCal is 10".Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


moist gulf air comes up and in some case dumps it heavy, as it meets northern air maybe. Does seem weird that SoCal is so low in rainfall ... would seem there would be times ocean air would be moist, resulting in more rain ... but apparently the weather patterns prevent that. I'm sure there is some YouTube video to explain it to me in 5 minutes ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (Cus5s)

571 Kate Jackson was the Best Angel.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (yfm5M)

572 OK. I'm going to start looking for change uncer the couch cushions then get ready for bed. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (MVjcR)

573 Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (+COu3)

Kate Jackson was a cute girl, no doubt ... but competition was pretty fierce among the angels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (bOCwl)

574 Jacelyn Smith all the way, baby.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (ufFY8)

575
Posted by: Liam Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)

Yes, it's bad you can't use it in some lucrative career. It would probably be more entertaining for you than whatever you're doing now. Nipple Navigator.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (+0VWg)

576 Notice Bosley never got up from behind the desk.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (H4VdJ)

577 The only murse worth carting around is not seen and used for concealed carry. (the concealed carry buttbag is acceptable- just barely)

Other than that you look like a fag.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (0OmEj)

578 The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how cheesy it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)

579 Oooh...

maybe I am thinking of Jacelyn Smith and saying Kat Jackson?

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (yfm5M)

580 Here is a bag for real men...
https://hillpeoplegear.com/ Products/CategoryID/1/ProductID/37
*remove space before "products"

Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (UUBmN)

581 Woah. Five IRGC gunboats tried to seize a British tanker, but they were shooed away by an approaching British war ship.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (hjaPQ)

582 Notice Bosley never got up from behind the desk.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (H4VdJ)


And exactly what was Charlie doing anyway. Talking to the girls on the phone.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (aS1PU)

583 >>Pretty girls to distract you from how cheesy it was.

Pretty girls with 70s titties in flimsy tops.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (yfm5M)

584 578- I'm not getting your point.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (87EdW)

585 Not necessarily. I'm trying to entice Ace to visit our fair state when we typically have peak color in God's Country.

Mid-September in the Straits. Something most people only dream of.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM

I want to return to Jordan Valley this year.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (/+bwe)

586 The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid
terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how
cheesy it was.



The point(s), missing it you are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (HaL55)

587
Have to agree with A.H. here, being an ass and leg man. Probably no coincidence that the love of my life what is a spitting image of Kate Jackson.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (+COu3)


________



More importantly, hers were "sweetest eyes ... I've ever seen."

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (+COu3)

588 > Kate Jackson was the Best Angel.
Agreed. She had the feisty attitude that said "I'll give you the ride of your life".
Jaclyn Smith seemed like the type that would just lie there filing her nails, while Farrah seemed like the type that would handcuff you while you were asleep and stick a vibrator up your butt.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. If you're into that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (JUUk1)

589 maybe I am thinking of Jacelyn Smith and saying Kat Jackson?
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM

Kate Smith did a great version of God Bless America but she wasn't the hottest angel on the show.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (H4VdJ)

590 The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how cheesy it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)


That's not how I remember it. It was no worse a show, production-wise, than anything else around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (bOCwl)

591 I'm taking my mussy out for a test drive tonight


or is it a gasshole ??

Posted by: SHEP at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (DPjeO)

592 glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys

Can you get all that into your pockets?

@88
Why would we need to?
Keys, wallet, phone, pocketknife. Done. Plenty of room in the pockets.
Glasses/sunglasses will be on my face, or in the car.
My toothbrush will be at home, chilling by the sink.
Earbuds? Tangled in a drawer somewhere.

Posted by: Luke at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (3cto7)

593 'Night Weasel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)

594 At least Benny Hill had funny slapstick stuff in addition to cute girls. And since it was the BBC they were topless on occasion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)

595 Oh, yeah, it was terrible.
And it's on MeTV weekdays at 5pm!
LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

596 Murse is ok but I prefer "faggot purse" because it's where I carry my dildo.

Posted by: David French at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (FTPVM)

597 That's not how I remember it. It was no worse a show, production-wise, than anything else around.

Yeah that's no lie. Lots of terrible, terrible stuff on TV then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)

598 > The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid

terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how

cheesy it was.

Next you're going to tell us that people didn't watch Baywatch for the convoluted, cerebral plot lines and scintillating intellectual repartee.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (JUUk1)

599 We need to get Ace a Scott-e-Vest.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (yfm5M)

600 Nipples have been known to produce osculatory impulses.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (vnzpg)

601 Nood. Brother fucker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (H4VdJ)

602 Yeah that's no lie. Lots of terrible, terrible stuff on TV then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM

I think Streets of San Francisco holds up.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (/+bwe)

603 The show that held up the worst of all those 70s programs though was MASH. I remembered liking it and laughing so much. Watching it more recently, its... awful. The lines are so predictable, the jokes are ancient, the storylines beat you over the head with their Special Leftist Message.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (39g3+)

604 598 > The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid

terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how

cheesy it was.

Next you're going to tell us that people didn't watch Baywatch for the convoluted, cerebral plot lines and scintillating intellectual repartee.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (JUUk1)

Absolutely not. It was all about the tits and ass. Hasselhoff's, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

605 Charlie's angels was in the same genre as The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman production wise.

Posted by: David French at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (FTPVM)

606 578 The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how cheesy it was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Ah, so like Dark Angel. You didn't realize how awful the writing and acting was because Jessica Alba was so damn hot. I think near the end of the first season, it was obvious it was a terrible show. Decent premise. Too bad about the writing and acting. Alba was a total smoke show in it though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (Oc2sd)

607 Those guys are FAGS!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (KCxuz)

608 The thing is, Charlie's Angels was incredibly awful, just a stupid
terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how
cheesy it was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)

---
What color is the sky in your world?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (cfSRQ)

609 Yeah that's no lie. Lots of terrible, terrible stuff on TV then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)


TV back then was no worse than it is, now.

The pretty girls on Charlie's ANgels were not there to distract you from some cheesy production - the pretty girls on Charlie's Angels were the only purpose of the show. And it was a fine, legitimate purpose, it was.

And no one gives a shit about "good acting". They really don't. People care about stories and people care about hot chicks and people care abotu action. Acting ability comes way, way, way down the list.

Besides, Charlie's Angels were all competent actresses.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:45 PM (bOCwl)

610 593 'Night Weasel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)


.593 Night Weasel would be an awesome name for some exotic wildcat handgun cartridge.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 08:45 PM (t+qrx)

611 Next you're going to tell us that people didn't watch Baywatch for the convoluted, cerebral plot lines and scintillating intellectual repartee.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM


Playboy had gone downhill by then. Something had to replace the articles which is all anyone perused it for.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 10, 2019 08:46 PM (vnzpg)

612 546 532 Looks like Cheryl Ladd on Gilligan's Isle:

https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
She has a look that say's "I just did it with the Skipper".

I have a different look on my face.

ROFL!

Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:47 PM (+uDPK)

613 >>>Notice Bosley never got up from behind the desk.<<<

If I was the Bosley of the olden days, my erection would have been constructing shelves for an entire metropolis.

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 08:47 PM (kLDv+)

614 138 I guess men's skirts are right out then.
Dear NYC: Please keep your "fashion" shit up there.

Thanks!
Normals of America
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

There's a world of difference between a "men's skirt"

And a kilt!

Posted by: Fox2! at July 10, 2019 08:53 PM (kapIh)

615 I see the purse. But where's the man?

Posted by: Neil at July 10, 2019 09:06 PM (NKLiw)

616 In fairness I carry a laptop bag and everything I need is in there. A lot of my colleagues in D.C. have gone to backpacks for their laptops. But I don't get it. Especially wearing a suit, it just doesn't seem right.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (VkWRL)

If your bag has a shoulder strap you can just sling it far over your shoulder and hold it behind you with an elbow and it IS a backpack

Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2019 09:10 PM (FTPn0)

617 "They" have been trying to this shit every 10 years since I was a kid. No amount of fashion PR will EVER make fag bags manly.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 09:19 PM (3JbJY)

618 ELINT News @ELINTNews

#BREAKING: The HMS Montrose was escorting the tanker British Heritage at the time. CNN's @HamdiAlkhshali reports the HMS Montrose trained its deckguns on the Iranian military vessels, gave them a warning to back off, which they did. A US military plane recorded the incident.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 09:22 PM (BqBId)

619
Probably been said a time or a dozen, but looks it would hold a 1911 pretty comfortably...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 10, 2019 09:39 PM (4DCSq)

620 Maybe.....It pretty sure bet that Fruitcake who carry ladybag ......not voting for Mr. Trump..........

Posted by: MR. KIM at July 10, 2019 09:45 PM (lMn1U)

621
"Murses"? I believe those are called "Bitch Bags" by the common rabble.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 10, 2019 09:48 PM (al2Cf)

622 Do you have any men's clothes for men?

Posted by: Nicky Cerone at July 10, 2019 10:19 PM (PI7cJ)

623 You know how I know you're gay? Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. And wear a murse to a Coldplay concert.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2019 10:27 PM (PI7cJ)

624 A must have for snowflakes, pussies, and all those Antifa folks.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 10, 2019 11:41 PM (nRj4F)

625 Watch season 2 of "Suits".
That messenger bag? That's as far as you get to go and not turn in your man card.

Posted by: Captain Comic at July 10, 2019 11:48 PM (HMVgQ)

626 There are two items you will never find in any of these men's bags...

Posted by: jbspry at July 10, 2019 11:52 PM (bem9Y)

627 I didn't see any men on that page

Posted by: SquireChance at July 11, 2019 12:45 AM (n/NZJ)

628 This is the fashion accessory for the betas that bought the Romphim onesies.

Posted by: RutgersMike at July 11, 2019 01:23 AM (7aZEQ)

629 Men already have accessories to carry the "little extras" a man needs, they are called holsters. None of the guys in the pictures need one.

Posted by: Craig Austin at July 11, 2019 07:26 AM (49dVU)

630 I like the white one. It looks to be just the right size and shape for a Model 1911 in a cross-draw configuration.

Posted by: George True at July 11, 2019 12:22 PM (HThsw)

631 There are two dynamic forces at play here. They want to sell you, extremely, expensive purses. They also don't want to be restricted on just how large they can make a phone. Right now the male pocket is putting a size cap on phones marketed to men.

Posted by: DFCtomm at July 13, 2019 07:38 AM (50gG9)

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