Our Very Smart and Professional Media Made a Series of Predictions About the July 4th Speech. Let's See How Many They Got Right.

Zero. They got zero right.

Video of our super-smart Media Class below.

And meanwhile...



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:27 PM




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1 first

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (JUOKG)

2 Foist?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (6b6MO)

3 HAI

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (M9ntN)

4 I think CNN, et all, should be proud. They've managed to maintain their perfect record of inaccuracy.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)

5 My sides hurt! Make them stop!

Posted by: Dianna at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (oQfDM)

6 They are truly dead to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (axyOa)

7 They got ZERO predictions right.

Knew that without having to look.

Too bad, I was kinda looking forward to a Dictator For Life who actually loved America and Americans.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (I1oSB)

8 Is it safe to conclude the media is stupid and unprofessional?

Didn't they also conclude in advance that Jug Ears speeches were brilliant?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (aCNZ6)

9 July 4 2020
Next year with flame-throwers!

Posted by: President D J Trump at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (LilNs)

10 So much sucking, so little pleasure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)

11 oh I forgot



s/

Posted by: President D J Trump at July 08, 2019 05:31 PM (LilNs)

12 I think Trump enjoyed the freak out and then seeing their reaction when he didn't behave like a dictator on speed. The major critique I read from liberals/ leftists in the "NY Post" was the expense. It's good to know that Obama never did anything expensive during his time in the WH/s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:31 PM (+0VWg)

13 Hell to me would be being forced to watch and read traditional media all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (+F2XQ)

14 Not even broken clocks.

Posted by: Stitches at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (8SsoM)

15 Next year roll the tanks into Sacramento.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (ayyxM)

16 I heard Rush playing clips of these dorks saying that Trump has crappy speech writers.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (UdKB7)

17 Ya know, I used to tell people that I should have been a weatherman. They get paid great money for being 85% right 3% of the time. Now I think maybe I could be on CNN and then I could be 100% right 0% of the time and make big bucks.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (VNmG1)

18 July 2020 will be right around convention time. Heh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)

19 Insert witty comment here

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (Cs98Q)

20 how come lil kim can build streets that can stand up to tanks, and we can't?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (KP5rU)

21 Hell to me would be being forced to watch and read traditional media all the time.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (+F2XQ)

CNN will be on all the television stations in hell.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (aCNZ6)

22 The triggering. The beautiful, beautiful triggering.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (RD7QR)

23 So who is the chick in the Smart Girl glasses.... does she have a name, or is she just one on those Generic Clone Progressive units?????

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

24 I'm waiting for the NPR fact check to chime in about the 4th of July celebrations every year.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

25 They said he sounded like he was reading Wikipedia entries for his speech.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 05:34 PM (UdKB7)

26 More people died from that speech than from ending the Paris Accords!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

27 Why is everything so small?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:34 PM (gC2IV)

28 Oh my so expensive ... we spend 80 million dollars on fraudulent welfare for illegal immigrants every, what, 6 minutes ?

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 08, 2019 05:34 PM (I1oSB)

29 It is truly amazing to watch such a bunch of buffoons continually soil themselves. Quite entertaining, actually.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 08, 2019 05:34 PM (7ZQe3)

30 Margins blown with no apparent cause. Weird.I'm guessing the video is framed out too large.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

31 Trump will blow stock market margins!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (Dh1wo)

32 They're smart, not dumb like everyone says...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)

33 Wait until a Hawaiian judge hears about this!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (UUBmN)

34 Holy sh** does the Left and the elites hate America, and those here, by default.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (sy5kK)

35 0.0

Fat, skunked, and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)

36 I like the prediction about how the Tanks were going to be running down people in the streets just like Tiannenmen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)

37 They're playing to their audience. Most of their listeners are brain dead and won't remember how wrong the predictions were.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (hjaPQ)

38 Non-expert Tom Nichols was going on how the *Blue Angels* doing a flyover reminded him of Soviet Russia.

I am not making this up.

So apparently when Trump took office, all of our aerial demonstration teams became RUSSIAN PAWNS.




Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

39 And all of that is reflected in the ongoing viewership crash post-Mueller Report. CNN and MSNBC are tanking.. Boutique networks propped up by corporatist subsidies.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (Pqytn)

40 My favorite, which I haven't seen anywhere, was a Vox article (I know, I know) published on the 4th of July that said the American Revolution was a big fat mistake and we should all be bowing to the Queen right now in a parliamentary system. On the 4th, no less.

How stupid can they get?

Posted by: Vance at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (KbgjX)

41
They're playing to their audience. Most of their listeners are brain dead and won't remember how wrong the predictions were.


It's all about giving the crack monkeys their anxiety fix!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

42 that mish with the glasses should be working the parking lot of the flying j out on i95. pretty sure she swallows.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (KP5rU)

43
Well...they did get the date right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (M9ntN)

44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (k81AA)

45 They're playing to their audience. Most of their listeners are brain dead and won't remember how wrong the predictions were.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (hjaPQ)

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If you're an NPC, all incorrect predictions about Trump are instantly purged from RAM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (AzW6q)

46 Why, Horseshoe Theory perfectly explains why SJW conservatives are so triggered to hear the honest and diligent media lodge perfectly reasonable and well-evidenced criticisms of Trump!

Fuck these inbred conservative scum!

PS I'm a true conservative.

Posted by: David French at July 08, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

47
Next year roll the tanks into Sacramento.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person


Milwaukee

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)

48 that mish with the glasses should be working the parking lot of the flying j out on i95. pretty sure she swallows.
Posted by: chavez the h




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:37 PM (HALdu)

49 Can you imagine all the squealing there will be next July especially since it is an election year? Delicious!!

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:37 PM (jm1YL)

50 That video is f'n up this web site.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (UdKB7)

51 I'm sure CNN could find a bunch of glue sniffers just as stupid as their on air personalities for less than half the price.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (aCNZ6)

52 20 how come lil kim can build streets that can stand up to tanks, and we can't?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


To be fair, the only paved roads in NK are in Pyongyang. All they have to pave is a few streets.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (e0vsJ)

53 According to Expert Man Tom, having static displays of military equipment is Neo-Soviet behavior.

No one tell him about all the cannon in front of our courthouses - he'll freak out!

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)

54 And that little girl was CNN.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (gC2IV)

55 Who is the dude in the cowboy hat? What about the blue/purple long haired guy in front of him?

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (13dPG)

56 Trumptler killed millions that day! Millions!

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

57 >>>44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

58 I think Trump should start trolling them (even more than he does).. like leaking pictures of him being fitted for military dress uniforms with all kinds of medals and stuff like Qadaffi... orange of course...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (so+oy)

59 Smacks hat off indoor cowboy at POTUS conference!

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (FhXTo)

60 Trump is brilliant at getting people to make fools of themselves and benefiting from it.

Seriously, he's the best politician since Clinton, perhaps even better than Clinton.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (wCmLp)

61 The mass media is anything but smart or professional.

Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (88xKn)

62 42 that mish with the glasses should be working the parking lot of the flying j out on i95. pretty sure she swallows.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (KP5rU)

That explains those mighty jaw muscles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

63 what the heck is a flying j?

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

64 it was the pictures that got small.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (9B8Fz)

65 Someone posted on farcebook " The last two years of the media constantly normalizing and glorifying pedophelia was simply the left prepping for the Epstein news.

Change my mind"

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (a4qVe)

66 I just watched that Disney "family" fight video from late in the last thread. Holy crap I thought Disney security was more on the ball than that.

Over three minutes response time? Damn.

Two poor street sweeper guys were trying to calm things down and call security at the same time.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (9t0Zz)

67 that mish with the glasses should be working the parking lot of the flying j out on i95. pretty sure she swallows.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (KP5rU)

I think I've been at that Flying J. She said swallowing would cost me extra.

Posted by: Robert at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (Cs98Q)

68 what the heck is a flying j?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)


Truck stop chain.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (wCmLp)

69 I can barely type with these little sausage fingers!

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

70 57 >>>44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

Maybe we should modify the theory to "Being Pegged By"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

71 63 what the heck is a flying j?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)
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National chain of Truck Stops.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

72 63
what the heck is a flying j?

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

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Truck stop.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (cfSRQ)

73 48
that mish with the glasses should be working the parking lot of the flying j out on i95. pretty sure she swallows.

Posted by: chavez the h






lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:37 PM (HALdu)

Umm, Chris Hayes identifies as a Hutt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

74 57 >>>44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

So she's pegging him, then?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

75 Flying j is a midwestern truck stop.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (a4qVe)

76 63; ace, it's a truckstop. they're nationwide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (KP5rU)

77 My rant on the WH video - Hey all hat no cattle, take your fucking hat off inside the White House. It's the freggin' White House! Who do you think you are John Wayne? WHO, BY THE WAY WOULDN'T WEAR HIS HAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

78 Anyone remember that film "American Carol" which had a Micheal Moore wannabe protesting the 4th of July before various conservative ghosts greet him? Supposed to be a comedy.

All the leftists I know claimed that protesting the 4th of July was stupid and none of them would ever do such a thing.

I wonder how prophetic the rest of the movie was? Girls slapping the Moore character for perving on them sure proved accurate, if you read Weinstein into it all.

Posted by: Vance at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (KbgjX)

79 thanks for the truckstop info.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

80 57 >>>44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:38 PM (

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THE SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (gC2IV)

81 47
Next year roll the tanks into Sacramento.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person

Milwaukee
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)


All the effing crazy that we have seen the last 3 years is coming to Milwaukee next year. And they will be a full year crazier than they are now. And even more flummoxed with Trump successes.

Wisconsin is gonna burn next summer. And it ain't from SummerFest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)

82 Ace needs to get out more

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (HQx/J)

83 Have the Trump Camps For Press Reeducation opened yet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (cyuo5)

84 When I say 'sausage fingers,' it's not just how they look, it's how they taste, too!

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

85 Maybe they would have liked it better if the tanks had been framed by Obama's styrofoam columns.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (jm1YL)

86 what the heck is a flying j?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Truck stop. Really good one, too.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (Cs98Q)

87 And all of that is reflected in the ongoing viewership crash post-Mueller Report. CNN and MSNBC are tanking.. Boutique networks propped up by corporatist subsidies.
Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (Pqytn)

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I remember years ago, toward the end of Obama's first admin, when MSNBC was still owned by GE, there was a lot of anger among shareholders about it. Some of them demanded that GE kill the unprofitable company or spin it off from NBCUniversal. Immelt flatly refused, sparking the anger.

That's when I realized this was going on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

88 Truck stop chain.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
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Excuse me, it is a "travel center" that caters to truckers and other travelers....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (UUBmN)

89 >>>82 Ace needs to get out more


TRUTH

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

90 57 >>>44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.


Ok, it's a blow up doll that looks like his assistant.

Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (88xKn)

91 The major critique I read from liberals/ leftists in the "NY Post" was the expense.
The opposite happened here. Here the MFM was complaining when Ontario's conservative premier [a province's Prime Minister] cancelled the July 1st Canada Day celebrations held at the legislature building to save money because it's very poorly attended.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (Dh1wo)

92 Maybe we should modify the theory to "Being Pegged By"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

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Correct.

Posted by: Nancy French at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)

93 79
thanks for the truckstop info.





Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)


Look her up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (t6MX/)

94 Boy this hate America meme escalated quickly

Posted by: Regular joe at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (6/uwW)

95 >>>>92 Maybe we should modify the theory to "Being Pegged By"


Seems likelier.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

96 Key point, a Celebration of American freedom and Greatness, is hated by those who think America was NEVER Great, and wants to limit our Freedom

ie, the Left.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

97 i'm not banging my assistant! I haven't seen my dick in years!

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

98 Today: "Okay, this time they've gone too far and have lost all credibility."


Tomorrow: "Here, hold my beer."

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (cnivT)

99 63
what the heck is a flying j?

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Big chain of fuel stops for truckers and interstate travelers. Most have convenience store type food, showers and a tv lounge for truckers, stuff like that.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (VNmG1)

100 TRUTH

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

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I got ya covered. How did mid-September work for you?

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)

101 57 >>>44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?

This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.
Posted by: ace at


I see. So Mrs French is doing David's assistant. Interesting. Any pics?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (e0vsJ)

102 Dear Twitter,


I would like to apply as one of your omnipotent Tweet censors. I am very thin-skinned and I react poorly when my completely illogical and baseless assumptions are challenged in any way. In other words, I believe that we are a perfect match.

I heart you sexually,

DF

Posted by: D. French at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (ayyxM)

103 Zero. Point. Zero.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (q1Pj5)

104
Wisconsin is gonna burn next summer. And it ain't from SummerFest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


AfroFuture Fest

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

105 >>>I got ya covered. How did mid-September work for you?


thanks again, but i don't want to travel.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (PbpT7)

106 Excuse me, it is a "travel center" that caters to truckers and other travelers....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (UUBmN)
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No, those would be "Travel Centers of America."

Went by a few when I did my recent road trip and was surprised at how nice they are inside.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (qC1Sy)

107 63 what the heck is a flying j?
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

RedEye Radio. One of their biggest sponsors.

He's Eric Harley, I'm Gary McNamara.

It is the trucker's all night AM radio go-to show.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (sy5kK)

108 i'm adding Flying J to my joke reference files.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

109
To be fair, the only paved roads in NK are in Pyongyang. All they have to pave is a few streets.
Posted by: Puddleglum

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lol, to be even fairer, Kim's tanks are inflatable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (M9ntN)

110 The last two years of the media constantly normalizing and glorifying pedophelia was simply the left prepping for the Epstein news.

Change my mind


Nah. The left has used the tool of normalizing the deviant fringe against the normals at least since the '60s.

They used the gays, and now it's pretty much social suicide to say anything against gay culture.

They then moved onto trans, and even radical feminists got tossed out of their secure places for fighting that one.

It was inevitable that pedos would be on the list of deviants to normalize. Back when Gabe Malor was still darkening the ace.mu.nu door, I was telling people the pedos would be next on the normalization track.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (9t0Zz)

111 72 63
what the heck is a flying j?

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

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Truck stop.
Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (cfSRQ)

Proof that Ace is NOT from the Mid West.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (NgKpN)

112 ace you really need to get out more.... next you will be saying you don't know what Love's or Pilot is either.... that's a stunted Life Road you are on...

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (bCLt0)

113
thanks again, but i don't want to travel.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (PbpT7)

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It'll be good for ya. If needed, we can hit you with some ether so you don't remember the flight out.


Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

114 "Trump is brilliant at getting people to make fools of themselves and benefiting from it.

Seriously, he's the best politician since Clinton, perhaps even better than Clinton."

Yes, and yes. Thank God he's on America's side (The Democrat Party is anti-American).

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (eAZVt)

115 Their are 784. More labeled Pilot I'd guess.

https://pilotflyingj.com/store-locations/

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (FhXTo)

116 Excuse me, it is a "travel center" that caters to truckers and other travelers....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (UUBmN)
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No, those would be "Travel Centers of America."

Went by a few when I did my recent road trip and was surprised at how nice they are inside.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (qC1Sy)

TAs are pretty nice, too.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (Cs98Q)

117
ace you really need to get out more.... next you will be saying you don't know what Love's or Pilot is either.... that's a stunted Life Road you are on...
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (bCLt0)

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I think Pilot bought Flying J sometime recently, if memory serves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)

118 108
i'm adding Flying J to my joke reference files.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

+++This is hilarious already.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (9+jnX)

119 Flying J sounds like something a saw when napping off a massive bong rip

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (9B8Fz)

120 thanks again, but i don't want to travel.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (PbpT7)
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What if we offer you a bottle of Valu-Rite for speaking fees?

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (qC1Sy)

121 ''Went by a few when I did my recent road trip and was surprised at how nice they are inside.''

They are. Nice clean bathrooms too. Always reliable.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (jm1YL)

122 44 So, David French is banging his assistant, eh?


no. his wife's boyfriend is banging his assistant.

Posted by: x at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (nFwvY)

123 108
i'm adding Flying J to my joke reference files.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

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I eat their sushi all the time. It's only okay.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

124 108 i'm adding Flying J to my joke reference files.


That must be a big room for all those joke files.

Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (88xKn)

125 To be fair, the only paved roads in NK are in Pyongyang. All they have to pave is a few streets.
Posted by: Puddleglum



If they had more paved roads, they'd have at least one Flying J too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (axyOa)

126 It's the middle school age girl level of hysteria that gets me every time. They just can't even.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (Fm81C)

127 No, those would be "Travel Centers of America."

Went by a few when I did my recent road trip and was surprised at how nice they are inside.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (qC1Sy)

Yup, made a few road trips where I don't even bother to hook up the trailer when I stop. Just pull into a truck stop, take a shower, get a meal, and go to bed.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

128 Bonhomme, that's an interesting point. Although I would say it feels much more intense recently; all the normalizing the pedos.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (a4qVe)

129 It'll be good for ya. If needed, we can hit you with some ether so you don't remember the flight out.



Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

Hey Ace,

Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (t6MX/)

130 LOL, just went back and watched that "Family Brawl at Disneyland" video. Hell, that's just an ordinary day at Walmart around here. I love how the guy in the red shirt goes after the other couple, walks away, then his girlfriend keeps instigating and mouthing off, so he pops his own gf right in the noggin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

131
There's an old, historic ranch here in the Front Range called "Flying J." I always wondered if it was somehow connected to the chain of truckstops. I know the guy who at least used to own it was really rich.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (AzW6q)

132
All the cool truck drivers called it the Flying Hook.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (TAmPV)

133 108 i'm adding Flying J to my joke reference files.


That must be a big room for all those joke files.

Posted by: dantesed at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM


***

He keeps them on the shelf.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (axyOa)

134 Flying J sounds a lot like Buc Ees in TX

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (9B8Fz)

135 108 i'm adding Flying J to my joke reference files.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)


So THIS is how the great minds of our time work.

*takes notes*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

136 Flying J and Pilot are the same company.

TA and Petro are the same, too.

I don't think Love's has any related companies.

Stayed at this brand new spankin' Love's on I-90 in Hampshire, IL, the last couple of days. Very nice.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (Cs98Q)

137 119 Flying J sounds like something a saw when napping off a massive bong rip
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (9B8Fz)

The one near Vegas? Where Prostitution is legal?

Known as the Flying BJ.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (NgKpN)

138 Went by a few when I did my recent road trip and was surprised at how nice they are inside.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (qC1Sy)

You gotta drive through Texas and go to BUCK-EES!!! Your Throne awaits!!! (that's one of their billboard ads)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

139 Ace, you'll also be paid for it.

So think of it as work.

Like a Congressional fact-finding tour. In this case, you'll be exploring Michigan distilleries.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (cfSRQ)

140 ace, come out here to the Midwest, to experience La Dolce Vita.....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (bCLt0)

141 FYI the Urban Dictionary has a different definition for flying j.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (aCNZ6)

142 Buc-ee's has the fun stores. And beaver jokes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (q1Pj5)

143 120 thanks again, but i don't want to travel.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:

How do you not want to travel?! There are so many maintenance places to see in this beautiful country!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 05:49 PM (a4qVe)

144 They got the weather correct. So there's that, which is nice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2019 05:49 PM (riO6h)

145 When you travel by RV you get to know all of the different places that cater to Truckers since they are bigger to accommodate the big rigs.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 05:49 PM (UUBmN)

146 Maintenance = amazing frickin auto cucumber

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 05:49 PM (a4qVe)

147 139
Ace, you'll also be paid for it.

So think of it as work.

Like a Congressional fact-finding tour. In this case, you'll be exploring Michigan distilleries.


Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (cfSRQ)

Don't try the flavor-aid.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (t6MX/)

148 I can see ace now, travelling in his RV......

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (bCLt0)

149 These commentators are fucking idiots. And the next day there was crickets. There was one tank...APC...Bradley Fighting vehicle. No tanks. Nothing. These people desrve to lose the next election, which they will. I predict Trump gets 340 electoral votes. Easily. He's get MN, CO and maybe NV. No way he loses with these idiots cheerleading against him.

Posted by: Turkey Bacon at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (ExBxh)

150 128
Bonhomme, that's an interesting point. Although I would say it feels much more intense recently; all the normalizing the pedos.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (a4qVe)

---
I saw a report that Epstein's attorneys have already submitted a proffer to testify against everyone else in return for a shorter jail term.

Guy better have 24-hour security.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

151 How do you not want to travel?! There are so many maintenance places to see in this beautiful country!

Freedom Road: A Tour of American Janitorial Closets

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (ayyxM)

152 38 Non-expert Tom Nichols was going on how the *Blue Angels* doing a flyover reminded him of Soviet Russia.


_______


#BlueAngelBad!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (cnivT)

153 Buc-ees is only in Texas and one store in Florida or Alabama. Also, they don't allow 18 wheelers.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 08, 2019 05:51 PM (UUBmN)

154 Accommodating the Big Rig.....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:51 PM (bCLt0)

155 141 FYI the Urban Dictionary has a different definition for flying j.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (aCNZ6)

URBAN Dictionary.

Them there City folk all talk funny.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:51 PM (NgKpN)

156 Traveling is fun.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

157 119 Flying J sounds like something a saw when napping off a massive bong rip
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:46 PM (9B8Fz)

Duuuuuuuuuude....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (RD7QR)

158
They used the gays, and now it's pretty much social suicide to say anything against gay culture.

They then moved onto trans, and even radical feminists got tossed out of their secure places for fighting that one.

It was inevitable that pedos would be on the list of deviants to normalize. Back when Gabe Malor was still darkening the ace.mu.nu door, I was telling people the pedos would be next on the normalization track.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (9t0Zz)


thank gheyness that Julio Castro came out as a staunch supporter for trans gendered men who identify as women have the right to have a gubbermint paid abortion.

It's JUSTICE after all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (sy5kK)

159 Flying J sounds a lot like Buc Ees in TX
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:48 PM (9B8Fz

Buc Ees is just a huge convenience store with fuel islands large enough for ten bajillion four wheelers. No love for truckers from Buc Ees.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (Cs98Q)

160 Does southern Arizona along I-10 still have all The Thing signs out?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (axyOa)

161 148 I can see ace now, travelling in his RV......
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (bCLt0)
--------------

I understand WD has an extra RV. Since WD's a COB, I expect he's got the inside track with ace and his travel itinerary.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (qC1Sy)

162 Ace can release a series of on-the-road books like Charles Kuralt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (rF9rk)

163 I don't drive nearly as much as professional drivers do, but since I did have a job once where I drove a good bit every day for 12 years, I'm pretty sure I crossed the 1,000,000 mile mark some time ago. In just that 12 years, I took 5 company cars past 125K. (which is when they sold them and traded you up)

luckily I like driving.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

164 If ace ever leaves his home, his first stop has to be down here in DC so I can hand off his @#$%& cookbook.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (aXucN)

165 Ace has an RV? I'd pictured him as more of an old school bus kinda hombre.

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (MVjcR)

166 Ace can release a series of on-the-road books like Charles Kuralt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019



Shelves Across America!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (axyOa)

167 I saw a report that Epstein's attorneys have already submitted a proffer to testify against everyone else in return for a shorter jail term.

Guy better have 24-hour security.
Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)


And I'm workin' my way back to you, babe!

Posted by: Arkancide at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

168 ''I can see ace now, travelling in his RV......''

Ace needs to a series of Trump style rallies for us.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (jm1YL)

169 This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios.
________________

That's why the girl is the dog walker, and Frenchie is the submissive in the furry dog suit, who eats the other dogs' poop, and then gets whipped by the walker.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (k4dH2)

170
I think Ewoks just use those weird hang gliders made out of pelts, not RVs. Prolly hobo pelts, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (AzW6q)

171 162
Ace can release a series of on-the-road books like Charles Kuralt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (rF9rk)

---
And visit the other wife and kids he doesn't talk about.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)

172 162 Ace can release a series of on-the-road books like Charles Kuralt.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (rF9rk)

Entitled, A Moron's Road Trip.

Or how to discover the rest of America.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

173 LOL, just went back and watched that "Family Brawl
at Disneyland" video. Hell, that's just an ordinary day at Walmart
around here. I love how the guy in the red shirt goes after the
other couple, walks away, then his girlfriend keeps instigating and
mouthing off, so he pops his own gf right in the noggin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

You can meet the nicest people while traveling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (q1Pj5)

174 160 Does southern Arizona along I-10 still have all The Thing signs out?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (axyOa)

saw them three years ago, last time I drove that stretch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (Kpl3J)

175 That's a great video, but the compilation of rending of clothes, tearing of hair, and on-air suicides after the 2020 election will make this child's play.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

176 We need to start hosting Ace at MoMe's. The man needs to see this country he's defending.

We'll rent him a satellite wifi hotspot, he can work as he travels.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

177 I am not saying that ace's lifestyle is reminiscent of Emily Dickinson's....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (bCLt0)

178 And visit the other wife and kids he doesn't talk about.

-

One?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (rF9rk)

179 161 148 I can see ace now, travelling in his RV......
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (bCLt0)
--------------

I understand WD has an extra RV. Since WD's a COB, I expect he's got the inside track with ace and his travel itinerary.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (qC1Sy)


What ever happens, make sure they have Alberta Oil Peon on board to keep that bucket of bolts running!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

180 There used to be the Southside Union 76 on the south side of Chicago. I parked my truck there one time. Place was a dump. Sat in the cab and watched rats steal tires off trailers. I had this 300 lb black hooker beat on the side of my truck and said "Boy, you need a date!" I about crapped my pants. Left the next morning after fueling up and never ever went back. Even if I had to drive an extra 100 miles.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (VNmG1)

181 The Flying J is a wrestling move created by Trump. It involves jumping from the top rope and landing with your junk right in your opponent's face.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (B1ik8)

182 JUST NOW: @potus says we've pretty much made the decision to hold the July 4th celebration again.

What does this mean? Hold a re-do RIGHT NOW? Why? or does it mean "hold it again next year"? If so -- how is that news? I'm confused.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (oFcdC)

183 I know what a flying bj is.

Posted by: Clinton at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (MAstk)

184 If ace ever leaves his home, his first stop has to be down here in DC so I can hand off his @#$%& cookbook.



Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM


****

Probably going to have to do that like a dead drop. Maybe taped to the bottom side of the bar at Gordon Biersch in downtown DC. Third stool from the left.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (axyOa)

185
I am not saying that ace's lifestyle is reminiscent of Emily Dickinson's....
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (bCLt0)

-------

I'm thinking his place has more of the "Howard Hughes" vibe, with the pee jars.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

186 Ace could send anybody to identify as 'Ace.'

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

187 > what the heck is a flying j?

It's like a flying f, except you don't need to have a partner.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (JUUk1)

188 I don't understand. Is Ace a shut in?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (aCNZ6)

189 ''And I'm workin' my way back to you, babe!
Posted by: Arkancide ''

With a burning love inside...

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

190 Buc Ees is just a huge convenience store with fuel islands large enough for ten bajillion four wheelers. No love for truckers from Buc Ees.
Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (Cs98Q)

truckers just be mad that Buc-ees chases off the lot lizards.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)

191 Flying J is no Pilot

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (flINI)

192 Does southern Arizona along I-10 still have all The Thing signs out?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (axyOa)

Yeppers!

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (Cs98Q)

193 Ace O'Spades
Seeing America:
Don't Drink That, It's Not a Gallon of Tea

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (rF9rk)

194 66 I just watched that Disney "family" fight video from late in the last thread. Holy crap I thought Disney security was more on the ball than that.

Over three minutes response time? Damn.

Two poor street sweeper guys were trying to calm things down and call security at the same time.
Posted by: bonhomme


Funniest comment on that video at YouTube was "I didn't realize you can now buy Disneyland tickets with an EBT card."

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (oFcdC)

195 181
The Flying J is a wrestling move created by Trump. It involves jumping
from the top rope and landing with your junk right in your opponent's
face.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (B1ik

---
No, that's the Flying Joe, invented by Joe Biden.

Trump's Flying J is where you come off the rope and dive low, knocking your opponent's feet out from under him so he does a faceplant.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)

196 What ever happens, make sure they have Alberta Oil Peon on board to keep that bucket of bolts running!





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

Like that guy from The Walking Dead.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (q1Pj5)

197 186 Ace could send anybody to identify as 'Ace.'

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
---------------

Instead of Spartacus, we'd get, "I am Ace!"

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (qC1Sy)

198 Next year roll the tanks into Sacramento.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person

Chicago, Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, San Fransicko, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseaum,


Posted by: Grannymimi at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (u5LFV)

199 192 Does southern Arizona along I-10 still have all The Thing signs out?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (axyOa)

Yeppers!
Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (Cs98Q)

So... what does I-8 have then???

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (bCLt0)

200 Will Ace's RV have a "don't break for Antifa " bumper sticker?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (aCNZ6)

201 177
I am not saying that ace's lifestyle is reminiscent of Emily Dickinson's....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (bCLt0)

+++
LOL. I'm laughing so hard now, my eye make-up is ruined. Ruined.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (9+jnX)

202 188 I don't understand. Is Ace a shut in?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (aCNZ6)

Of course not. Hobos don't hunt themselves.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

203 There used to be the Southside Union 76 on the south side of Chicago. I parked my truck there one time. Place was a dump. Sat in the cab and watched rats steal tires off trailers. I had this 300 lb black hooker beat on the side of my truck and said "Boy, you need a date!" I about crapped my pants. Left the next morning after fueling up and never ever went back. Even if I had to drive an extra 100 miles.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (VNmG1)

But how did the date go?

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (Cs98Q)

204 182 JUST NOW: @potus says we've pretty much made the decision to hold the July 4th celebration again.

What does this mean? Hold a re-do RIGHT NOW? Why? or does it mean "hold it again next year"? If so -- how is that news? I'm confused.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 05:55 PM (oFcdC)

With no other info, I'm just gonna mark it down as one more episode of Donald Trump Troll Level - Grandmaster!

he's messin' with all the people who were upset and pissed off about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

205
''And I'm workin' my way back to you, babe!

Posted by: Arkancide ''



With a burning love inside...

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

There's penicillin for that now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (q1Pj5)

206 > Guy better have 24-hour security.

Yes, he might suddenly develop "severe depression" and "do himself an injury while in a fit of remorse".

If he gets out on bail, I recommend that he not go for a walk in Fort Marcy Park to clear his head.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (JUUk1)

207 If Ace ever actually showed up at a MoMe, the reaction by the crowd would not be unlike when Trump called up Sarah Sanders at the Re-election rally.


Of course, there would be many half-empty Valu-Rite bottles in the audience, but still............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

208 We need to start hosting Ace at MoMe's. The man needs to see this country he's defending.

We'll rent him a satellite wifi hotspot, he can work as he travels.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK

I always thought ace should do the MoMee circuit. All that free food, booze and pussy for traveling the country? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (i9e04)

209 ''I am not saying that ace's lifestyle is reminiscent of Emily Dickinson's....''

Only slightly reminiscent..

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (jm1YL)

210 Of course not. Hobos don't hunt themselves.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

------

Yet.

Posted by: AceCorp H-1000 Self-Hunting Hobo Prototype at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

211 188
I don't understand. Is Ace a shut in?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (aCNZ6)

---
He's the inspiration for Boo Radley.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)

212 don't understand. Is Ace a shut in?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM

No, just the homebody of homebodies

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (BbGew)

213 Grrrrr!
ad nauseam.

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (u5LFV)

214 208 We need to start hosting Ace at MoMe's. The man needs to see this country he's defending.

We'll rent him a satellite wifi hotspot, he can work as he travels.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK

I always thought ace should do the MoMee circuit. All that free food, booze and pussy for traveling the country? Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (i9e04)

Just need to start a band, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

215 1955: Disneyland opens as a place where you go to pretend that the urban realities of America don't exist, a fantasy version of "perfect America."

2019: Disneyland hosts "Ghetto Fights in Toontown!"

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (oFcdC)

216 So... what does I-8 have then???
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:58 PM (bCLt0)


Dick.


Tee hee

Posted by: Butt-gig at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (MAstk)

217 Truck stop.

Posted by: Patriotic Author A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (cfSRQ)



Proof that Ace is NOT from the Mid West.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:44 PM (NgKpN)

Nah, it's just proof that Ace doesn't drive the highways much. There are Flying J's on the Jersey turnpike and on the MD/DE border in Elkton MD. Both within 2 hours of NYC.

Posted by: Timon at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (dKm4U)

218 just watched that Disney "family" fight video from late in the last thread. Holy crap I thought Disney security was more on the ball than that.

-

I'll have to look for it. I abandoned the thread when I saw that Oreo decided it was important for people to think about gay men's sh*t fetish when buying their cookies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (rF9rk)

219 don't understand. Is Ace a shut in?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Ace has a fear of doors.

Posted by: Bruce at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (vd8XM)

220 Not even broken clocks.

Posted by: Stitches at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (8SsoM)


They are slow clocks ... just slow enough to seem like clocks but to be in the uncanny valley of clocks. Just slow enough that they are only right once a decade.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 06:00 PM (bOCwl)

221 Ace needs an EM-50, complete with rocket launchers and machine guns.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (UdKB7)

222 160
Does southern Arizona along I-10 still have all The Thing signs out?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (axyOa)

I stopped to check it out one time. Sort of a bust. I do remember a lot of signs along I-80 and I-84 saying "Only 1400 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" or "Only 600 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" and so on. It was in Portland. Place was pretty neat. Had rooms for truckers and bar with live C and W music. Really good showers and restaurant too.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (VNmG1)

223 So, are you watching the PBS special on the moon shot? 50th anniversary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (D2AQ1)

224 LOL, just went back and watched that "Family Brawl at Disneyland" video. Hell, that's just an ordinary day at Walmart around here.

The nearest Walmart to me isn't bad at all. There is a Walmart about 20 minutes away that I wouldn't go to without backup. I heard there were three stabbings inside the store last month. Somehow they keep it out of the news, though. I only know because a family friend is on the job over there.

The few times I have ventured there, I saw more people in hijabs than not.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (9t0Zz)

225 I am SICK TO DEATH of hearing about the kick-ball gurlz.


GF, you anti-Amercan bints.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

226
What a waste. All this hysteria about a coup and not one single journalist, academic, celebrity or activist became a zek on canal duty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (Wx/+I)

227 191 Flying J is no Pilot
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 08, 2019 05:57 PM (flINI)
------
Flying-J is my Co-Pilot.

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (MVjcR)

228 Whoever listens to, watches or believes anything the lying, hypocritical, propaganda spewing audio/visual dept of the democratic party (a.k.a. the Media) has to say deserves every single drop of the liquid crap they are served.

Drink up!

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (cCxiu)

229 It was inevitable that pedos would be on the list of deviants to
normalize. Back when Gabe Malor was still darkening the ace.mu.nu door, I
was telling people the pedos would be next on the normalization track.



hmm

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (ayyxM)

230 I stopped to check it out one time. Sort of a bust. I do remember a lot of signs along I-80 and I-84 saying "Only 1400 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" or "Only 600 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" and so on. It was in Portland. Place was pretty neat. Had rooms for truckers and bar with live C and W music. Really good showers and restaurant too.


Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM



When I was stationed in Arizona, I never did do The Thing. But I have been to Jubitz. They are good.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (axyOa)

231 186
Ace could send anybody to identify as 'Ace.'



Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

That would be hilarious.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

232 On business I visited a few Travelers of America. They were very well stocked and clean and bright. There were no glory holes what I had heard about truck stops.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (riO6h)

233 I stopped to check it out one time. Sort of a bust. I do remember a lot of signs along I-80 and I-84 saying "Only 1400 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" or "Only 600 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" and so on. It was in Portland. Place was pretty neat. Had rooms for truckers and bar with live C and W music. Really good showers and restaurant too.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (VNmG1)
--------------

You haven't traveled until you've seen, "Only 276 miles to Stuckees!"

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (qC1Sy)

234 Gabe. Malor.

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (bCLt0)

235 GF, you anti-Amercan bints.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

---
Anyone see the clip where they are so busy mugging for the camera that that step on the Stars and Stripes?

Classy.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)

236 214 208 We need to start hosting Ace at MoMe's. The man needs to see this country he's defending. "

Always set out a place setting like for Elijah at Seder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (Kpl3J)

237 172 162 Ace can release a series of on-the-road books like Charles Kuralt.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (rF9rk)

Entitled, A Moron's Road Trip.

Or how to discover the rest of America.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 08, 2019 05:54 PM (NgKpN)


Perfect title.

If Ace refuses to go, he gets kidnapped by a bunch of Morons using Weird Dave's motor home, and goes from Starbucks to Starbucks to harvest hobos. Everything is filmed.

It's gonna be bigger than Avatar.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

238 I stopped to check it out one time. Sort of a bust. I do remember a lot of signs along I-80 and I-84 saying "Only 1400 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" or "Only 600 miles to Jubitz Truck Stop" and so on. It was in Portland. Place was pretty neat. Had rooms for truckers and bar with live C and W music. Really good showers and restaurant too.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (VNmG1)

I'll bite, what IS the Thing?

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (Cs98Q)

239 What a waste. All this hysteria about a coup and not
one single journalist, academic, celebrity or activist became a zek on
canal duty.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (Wx/+I)


As I keep saying, my only disappointment with PDT has been the lack of camps for these jackasses. That, and hangings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

240 Having pilpelchuma quinoa for lunch again, it was so good last time. Mmmm-mmm.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (oFcdC)

241 234 Gabe. Malor.
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (bCLt0)

Where?!

*does a slow 360*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

242 Fellow Travelers of America.... on found on the Coasts....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (bCLt0)

243 We are under a server thunderstorm warning with tennis ball size hail reported and 60 MPH wind. Yippee!

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:04 PM (gmo/4)

244 Where is the closest flying j to ace so he can take a field trip

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 06:04 PM (HQx/J)

245 If Ace ever actually showed up at a MoMe, the
reaction by the crowd would not be unlike when Trump called up Sarah
Sanders at the Re-election rally.





Of course, there would be many half-empty Valu-Rite bottles in the audience, but still............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

===========================
At MoMes, I heard the hired band plays two sets in a a fence-wire cage. True story?

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:04 PM (Pqytn)

246 243 We are under a server thunderstorm warning with tennis ball size hail reported and 60 MPH wind. Yippee!
Posted by: Archer


I wouldn't start worrying until you get tennis racket-sized hail.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (oFcdC)

247 Dear Ted Lieu,

#LOLGetFucked

Sincerely,
Americans

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (dIGi+)

248 Ace is one of those 700-lb bedmonsters that have to have the wall cut out when he finally goes to the hospital. GAINZ, bro!

Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

249 ''With no other info, I'm just gonna mark it down as one more episode of Donald Trump Troll Level - Grandmaster!

he's messin' with all the people who were upset and pissed off about it.''

Yup and he knows exactly what the response will be because they just can't help themselves. They remind me of my teenage self who, having mouthed off to mom, wouldn't stop until I heard "Go up to your room and wait until your father gets home.''

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (jm1YL)

250 At MoMes, I heard the hired band plays two sets in a a fence-wire cage. True story?
Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:04 PM (Pqytn)
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I'm kind of disappointed, I thought it would be bullet proof glass.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (qC1Sy)

251 Anyone see the clip where they are so busy mugging for the camera that that step on the Stars and Stripes?

Classy.


Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)


Yep. And their fans yelling, "F**k Trump!" during a live Fox shot in a bar in Lyon. Classy.


I was never into soccer, men's or women's, but I'll never watch a women's soccer game after this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

252 All this makes me think of " Rain Man".... 10 minutes to Wapner... Wapner....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (bCLt0)

253 My wife and I love taking road trips. the key is to avoid the interstates as much as possible. I-80 and I-40 are particularly horrible. Heavy, heavy truck traffic. The one stretch of interstate I actually enjoy is I-25 from Casper to Buffalo WY. Runs alongside the Bighorns, and traffic is sometimes very sparse. Less so in summer, of course, but still not bad.

Our dream would be to have enough time and money to take cross-country trips that last a month or so.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (xPJvm)

254 Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/08/forget-man-bags-murses-are-the-hot-new-accessory-for-men/

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (RU4sa)

255 Wake me up when one of the "experts" in the media come even close to getting one thing correct, just one prediction, just one fact correct. I suspect I shall be sleeping for a very long time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (pw+jk)

256 We are under a server thunderstorm warning


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Minx 0.7 alpha at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (ayyxM)

257 Does southern Arizona along I-10 still have all The Thing signs out?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (axyOa)

They have even more than ever.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (yb7zP)

258 Did you all see the brawl that happened at Disneyland on the news?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (D2AQ1)

259 Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men.


It's a messenger bag!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (oVJmc)

260 But how did the date go?

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (Cs98Q)

Dunno. I locked all the doors and hid on the floorboards. That woman would have hurt me. She wasn't just a lot lizard, she was a lot Komodo Dragon.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (VNmG1)

261 Really good showers and restaurant too.
=====

How good, exactly? Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (JcXHH)

262 254 Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/08/forget-man-bags-murses-are-the-hot-new-accessory-for-men/
Posted by: SMH


They've been calling them "murses" for years already, 'round these parts.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (oFcdC)

263 Our dream would be to have enough time and money to take cross-country trips that last a month or so.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (xPJvm)
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Yeah, I drove I-40 to VA and the truck traffic was incredible.

Oh, and driving after dark through Tennessee is an adventure. Get's dark in those parts.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (qC1Sy)

264 I'll bite, what IS the Thing?

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:03 PM (Cs98Q)

They play it up all through the store, get you to walk through all their junk sheds (the detritus of 80 years of collecting crap) and you finally get to what is this mummified thing in a glass covered box that is just = weird. That' why they call it the thing.

I seriously suspect that it's the remains of some mummified old human corpse that's been covered with wood filler and who knows what. It's just weird enough to have something really creepy underneath it all - and it's been there so long that nobody official cares anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

265 The MSM disgusts me.

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (n02eW)

266 Heads up, Gulf coast residents.

Potential T. S. Barry will be forming in a couple of days.

Hopefully, it will be a weak blow, like its namesake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

267 Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

Would you like to attend a wedding in Houston? After all, Inspector and I only got to know each other because of the HQ. Not sure of when exactly, other than "soonish".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (uquGJ)

268 Ace needs to get out more
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (HQx/J)
*******
Shelving keeps him busy

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

269 221 Ace needs an EM-50, complete with rocket launchers and machine guns.
Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 06:01 PM (UdKB7)

---------

A couple of soldiers took it to get it washed, sir.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (gC2IV)

270 260
But how did the date go?



Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (Cs98Q)

Dunno.
I locked all the doors and hid on the floorboards. That woman would
have hurt me. She wasn't just a lot lizard, she was a lot Komodo Dragon.



Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (VNmG1)

You don't go there for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (t6MX/)

271 They've been calling them "murses" for years already, 'round these parts.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (oFcdC)

I guess that's better than Mocktors.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (Kpl3J)

272 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM

All the same family, refusing to cooperate with police at all. And if you had expectations, they were validated.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (dIGi+)

273 262 254 Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/08/forget-man-bags-murses-are-the-hot-new-accessory-for-men/
Posted by: SMH

They've been calling them "murses" for years already, 'round these parts.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (oFcdC)


Hey zombie.... waves... anything new or of note in Frisco????

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:09 PM (bCLt0)

274 258 Did you all see the brawl that happened at Disneyland on the news?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Wow, it made it to the evening news? Didn't know that.

I presume that everyone here just saw it on the Internet.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:09 PM (oFcdC)

275 Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men.

Murses are for Mussies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

276 ''Heads up, Gulf coast residents.

Potential T. S. Barry will be forming in a couple of days.

Hopefully, it will be a weak blow, like its namesake.''

It may be weak but it will just keep blowing and blowing and blowing....

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 06:09 PM (jm1YL)

277 They are Jack Handey when he said if anyone hates violence more then he does, they had better have a knife.

All the fucking time. And they cannot see it.

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 08, 2019 06:09 PM (n02eW)

278 They've been calling them "murses" for years already, 'round these parts.

'Man-sierre'

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:09 PM (ayyxM)

279 250 At MoMes, I heard the hired band plays two sets in a a fence-wire cage. True story?
Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:04 PM (Pqytn)
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PLAY RAWHIDE!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)

280 It would be great to have a job making 6 figures and being wrong about everything.

I need to look into this.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (PxX58)

281 She wasn't just a lot lizard, she was a lot Komodo Dragon.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (VNmG1)

It's just as well, she probably charged double.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (Cs98Q)

282 Hey zombie.... waves... anything new or of note in Frisco????
Posted by: kraken


Aside from being an ass-freezing 50 degrees, no.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (oFcdC)

283 lol, you know, some headline on drudge says that instagram is going to start warning users before they make mean comments. in other words, facebookinstagram decides that destroying shareholder value is ok now.

not that it really matters with zuckerberg having supermajority voting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (HALdu)

284 Shelving keeps him busy

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

---
We'll give him some travel shelves to play with, little ones that fit in the back seat.

He'll try to install them but we'll set the cordless drill to reverse. That should keep him occupied for hours.

Posted by: Ace's Michigan Tour Director A.H. Lloyd at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

285 65 thru Indiana is a nightmare on steroids, the trucks and idiots are everywhere!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (a4qVe)

286 Trump says US will no longer deal with British ambassador after leaked anti-Trump cables

Expel the SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (3gwtv)

287
My wife and I love taking road trips. the key is to avoid the interstates as much as possible.

San Antonio to Houston on I-10 is so bad we use Alt-US 90 through Seguin, Gonzales, Shiner, Halletsville and Eagle Lake. Prettier, less stressful and about the same travel time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (Wx/+I)

288 281 She wasn't just a lot lizard, she was a lot Komodo Dragon.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:06 PM (VNmG1)

It's just as well, she probably charged double.
Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (Cs98Q)


So.... NOT Morena Baccarin, then????

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (bCLt0)

289 Really good showers and restaurant too.

=====



How good, exactly? Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (JcXHH)

Bring your Murse...

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

290 ''Aside from being an ass-freezing 50 degrees, no.''

Keeps the smell from the street poop down though.

Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

291 Zero. They got zero right.


My shock is fraught with zeroness.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (tH5fk)

292 Gotta start making crab cakes.


I'm changing things up and making a recipe for Indochinese ones.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

293 262 254 Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/08/forget-man-bags-murses-are-the-hot-new-accessory-for-men/
Posted by: SMH


That looks so cute. Makes you want to say coem here and bend over honey with your big round eyes.

Posted by: Toshika Shikazo at July 08, 2019 06:12 PM (iEXgF)

294 Robert, The Thing was a little tourist spot along I-10 in AZ. IIRC, it was a fairly large dinosaur egg on display. You would start seeing billboards in say Las Cruces NM. And of course they sold Indian (feather) jewelry and other trinkets, plus food, drinks and most importantly, rest rooms.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:12 PM (VNmG1)

295 Zippidy Doo Dah

Posted by: WH custodian retired. at July 08, 2019 06:12 PM (k3N8X)

296 The Media is giving that bubble-headed bleach blond a bad name due to their actions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (6BHZ6)

297 They play it up all through the store, get you to walk through all their junk sheds (the detritus of 80 years of collecting crap) and you finally get to what is this mummified thing in a glass covered box that is just = weird. That' why they call it the thing.

I seriously suspect that it's the remains of some mummified old human corpse that's been covered with wood filler and who knows what. It's just weird enough to have something really creepy underneath it all - and it's been there so long that nobody official cares anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

Ah, okay. I always imagined it was a dead chicken stitched to a dead fish and wrapped in bacon.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (Cs98Q)

298 I prefer to travel very early morning

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (BbGew)

299 282 Hey zombie.... waves... anything new or of note in Frisco????
Posted by: kraken

Aside from being an ass-freezing 50 degrees, no.
Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (oFcdC)

Heh... brings to mind Mark Twain's comment on San Francisco weather.... a classic, that....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (bCLt0)

300 Ah, okay. I always imagined it was a dead chicken stitched to a dead fish and wrapped in bacon.

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (Cs98Q)

That's just the road food.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (t6MX/)

301
Hurricane Barry: destroys your house, then tells you how lucky you are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (Wx/+I)

302 Has anyone heard from Anachronda?

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)

303 I would say the Pilot sushi is better than the Love's sushi .......

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

304

But what about Michelle Obama's sex life though.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (z8c2c)

305 Stupid Breyer's commercial just on said that their ice cream is made with 'sustainably-farmed vanilla.'

What, they don't employ hunter-gatherers to rape the countryside of all wild-growing vanilla? Really? Companies want an ongoing supply of their ingredients? SHOCKER!


The easiest way to sell to stupid 'woke' types is to stick a few meaningless adjectives before every noun.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

306 To be fair, San Francisco often has a warm September and October. So there's that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2019 06:15 PM (dIGi+)

307 But how did the date go?
Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 05:59 PM (Cs98Q)

...

He figured out her weight, so...

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2019 06:15 PM (yL25O)

308 301


Hurricane Barry: destroys your house, then tells you how lucky you are.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (Wx/+I)

If you like your trailer, you can keep your trailer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

309 303 I would say the Pilot sushi is better than the Love's sushi .......

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (bCLt0)


You eat raw dead fish from truck stop.
Too funny. ha ha

Posted by: Toshika Shikazo at July 08, 2019 06:16 PM (iEXgF)

310 Heads up, Gulf coast residents.

Potential T. S. Barry will be forming in a couple of days.

Hopefully, it will be a weak blow, like its namesake


The worst is to get stuck in the I of it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2019 06:16 PM (efToR)

311 Ah, okay. I always imagined it was a dead chicken stitched to a dead fish and wrapped in bacon.


That doesn't sound delicious at all.

Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2019 06:16 PM (tH5fk)

312 Scrubs had an episode with J.D. carrying his murse - that was maybe 15 years ago.

Posted by: 13times at July 08, 2019 06:16 PM (K3B2k)

313 The 14 sailors who died when a fire erupted aboard a top-secret Russian nuclear submarine last week prevented a planetary catastrophe, a top naval officer said at their funeral, according to local outlets.

LOL...I saw that movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:16 PM (3gwtv)

314 Ace is one of those 700-lb bedmonsters that have to have the wall cut out when he finally goes to the hospital. GAINZ, bro!


Posted by: David FrenchFries at July 08, 2019 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

================================
I've had EMS crews tell me stories about such episodes. What you don't read about are the .... uhh ... insect swarms that often attend such visits. Usually the local FD does the demolition work. One extraction required the patient to be loaded on a rollback, using the winch to pull the patient and the carriage up and onto the truck bed.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (Pqytn)

315 292 Gotta start making crab cakes.


I'm changing things up and making a recipe for Indochinese ones.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

---------

Indochinese crabs are also known as spiders. Big freakin spiders.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (gC2IV)

316 306 To be fair, San Francisco often has a warm September and October. So there's that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


We had a nice three-day heat wave in May, and all the commies crowed "Global Warming!" But ever since it's been as cold as a witch's tit, and the commies are silent as the grave.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (oFcdC)

317 Okay I just remembered I can look up The Thing on this here interweb thingy.

Cooooooool!

Posted by: Robert, who is a trucker at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (Cs98Q)

318 Chris Matthews was right: "Not to expect [violence] would be naive."

I would expect it from leftists.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

319 If you like your trailer, you can keep your trailer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 06:15 PM

But what if I liked where my trailer was?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (dIGi+)

320 303
I would say the Pilot sushi is better than the Love's sushi .......

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

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Hey, I'm the expert on gas station sushi, pal. God knows I eat enough of it.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

321 Where is the closest flying j to ace so he can take a field trip


Posted by: A dude in MI at July 08, 2019 06:04 PM (HQx/J)

There is a Pilot in Newark, NJ

Posted by: Timon at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (dKm4U)

322 The Media is giving that bubble-headed bleach blond a bad name due to their actions.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Hey, dammit! Those people are my friends!

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (Ou6XS)

323 Campeche make bad storm for Golf.

Posted by: Toshika Shikazo at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (iEXgF)

324
One extraction required the patient to be loaded on a rollback, using the winch to pull the patient and the carriage up and onto the truck bed.

Posted by: mrp


I'm just big boned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (Wx/+I)

325 318 Chris Matthews was right: "Not to expect [violence] would be naive."

I would expect it from leftists.
Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

Not to expect Chris Matthews to say something stupid would be naive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)

326 This weakness of this theory is that we're talking about a man whose chief form of sexual gratification comes from humiliation games and intimidation scenarios. 
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Ah.

So she slaps his face with her dildo while she's making him cut onions?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (k81AA)

327 Indochinese crabs? Caught a bad case in 'Nam?

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (gmo/4)

328 One thing we know for sure, Democrats are at war with America. There is no doubt.

In the past they were simply a criminal organization. They have moved beyond that into what can only be described as an occupying foreign power.

Posted by: MAGA at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (I5LRE)

329 Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
47m
NOW VOTING: Motion to invoke cloture on Executive Calendar #343 Daniel Bress to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (BqBId)

330 An 'ette-moron wedding in Houston?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (q1Pj5)

331 >>Where is the closest flying j to ace so he can take a field trip


They make a Low Carb Peanut Log?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (bJVUR)

332 I-80, I-40, I-10, and I-90 run completely across the US. I-70 runs from the east coast to the middle of Utah. I-20 runs across the east and ends in Texas. Not bragging, but I have over 2 million miles over the road in the US. Never made it to Vermont though. The only two states I haven't been to are Alaska and Vermont. But I-80 and I-40 are the two main transcontinental roads for truckers.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (VNmG1)

333 Nood Beach Friends

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)

334 Potential T. S. Barry will be forming in a couple of days.



Hopefully, it will be a weak blow, like its namesake



The worst is to get stuck in the I of it.Potential T. S. Barry will be forming in a couple of days.



Hopefully, it will be a weak blow, like its namesake



The worst is to get stuck in the I of it.



'Typical White Eyewall'

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (ayyxM)

335 It would be great to have a job making 6 figures and being wrong about everything.

I need to look into this.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2019 06:10 PM (PxX5
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Need a business partner? It's about time I started getting paid for being wrong about everything.

Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

336 Posted this on below thread, but too late for anyone to see it.

When I was on Twitter, I rarely held my contempt for Mary Chastain, and took hell for it. I thought she was a smug elitist. Now I'm never right about anything, but I was damn sure right about her.

Disrespecting the flag is no big deal, huh? Mary? F.U.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (BqXKV)

337 American League All-Star Game starter Justin Verlander told ESPN on Monday that the balls used in Major League Baseball games this season are a f---ing joke and that he believes 100 percent that the league has implemented juiced balls to increase offense.

I believe he is right LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (3gwtv)

338 Shelving keeps him busy
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM


Right!

Posted by: Phas3 at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (efToR)

339 >>>It would be great to have a job making 6 figures and being wrong about everything.


Become a weather forecaster.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (BqXKV)

340 The easiest way to sell to stupid 'woke' types is to stick a few meaningless adjectives before every noun.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

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One of those adjectives being the word "Natural" as in "Game Natural Silver Cigarillos". I hope the ad executive who came up with "Natural Silver" got a bonus for that one.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (Pqytn)

341 Holiday presidential speeches were so much less narcissistic when they were I-me-my-mine's.

Posted by: Axeman at July 08, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)

342 I would say the Pilot sushi is better than the Love's sushi .......

Posted by: kraken
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Those are the garbage eaters that hang out with sharks, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (Ou6XS)

343 Sad to say, but I've only been to about 17 or 18 US states.

I've been to more foreign countries than I have been to US states, embarrassingly.

Posted by: zombie at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (oFcdC)

344 Massive crowds at this event who waited a long time to her PDT speak. Wonderful ceremony and guess what? People of all colors and backgrounds packed the event.

A leftist worst nightmare. That part about the pilots being in danger if they had to bail was too much. What idiots.

Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2019 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

345 Indochinese crabs are also known as spiders. Big freakin spiders.

That's some seriously large pubic lice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (UxDQS)

346 nood


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

347 There was an allusion in an article today on the book about Kavanaugh which mentioned a popular high school nickname for Christine Blasey Ford, implying that it rhymed with "Blasey". I'm guessing "Easy Blasey", but inquiring minds wanna know for sure!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J)

348 Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2019 06:19 PM (q1Pj5)

Yes, Inspector Cussword will be joining the Houston Morons. We're even hoping to go to next year's MoMe, assuming Ben Had continues to host them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 08, 2019 06:24 PM (uquGJ)

349 Mulva???

Posted by: andycanuck at July 08, 2019 06:31 PM (Dh1wo)

350 Democrats couldn't tell the difference between Tiananmen Square and Hollywood Squares if Paul Lynde showed up and started telling jokes.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 08, 2019 08:46 PM (Ndje9)

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