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#WokeCorporatism, Continued: Starbucks Demands Cops Leave Restaurant Because One Sissy Snowflake Claims That the Presence of Cops Makes Xim Feel "Unsafe"

A Tempe, Arizona Starbucks demanded that five police officers leave their store because a brittle snowflake felt "unsafe" to see cops.

In Tempe, Arizona, some loser felt “unsafe” with five police officers drinking coffee at a local Starbucks. Yes, they were asked to leave. Neither the barista nor the individual who lobbed the complaint has been identified. Starbucks is still collecting the details, though the Tempe Police Association came out swinging on social media--and rightfully so (via Fox News):


Some police officers in Tempe, Ariz., say they were asked to leave a Starbucks coffee shop on the Fourth of July because a customer complained they "did not feel safe" with the cops present, according to reports.

Five officers were drinking coffee at the Starbucks location prior to their shift beginning when a barista asked them to move out of the complaining customer's line of sight or else leave, the Tempe Officers Association wrote in a series of Twitter messages.

Rob Ferraro, president of the police union, told FOX 10 of Phoenix that such treatment of police officers seems to be happening more often these days.

The SJWs have elected themselves to an Aristocracy of the Mentally Ill, now demanding that dirty peasants remove themselves from their sight so as not to spoil their view with their presence.

Starbucks has now apologized, offering this release:

Thank you, Chief Moir, for the conversation today. On behalf of Starbucks, I want to sincerely apologize to you all for the experience that six of your officers had in our store on July 4.

When those officers entered the store and a customer raised a concern over their presence, they should have been welcomed and treated with dignity and the utmost respect by our partners (employees). Instead, they were made to feel unwelcome and disrespected, which is completely unacceptable.

At Starbucks, we have deep appreciation for your department and the officers who serve the Tempe community. Our partners rely on your service and welcome your presence, which keeps our stores and the community a safe and welcoming place.

Meanwhile, David French -- a strident Social Justice Warrior who shrieks about virtually everything and tries to shame Christians for not having voted for Hillary Clinton, and who routinely supports the deplatforming of his internet enemies but then starts singing a different song when one of his Coup Cucks Clan buddies lose jobs at leftwing outlets, and who, I hear, accosts people in public over critical tweets written by other people, trying to get someone in trouble over tweets with someone from their day-job.

But that's totally not SJW, David.

But rather than realizing that the Social Justice Warrior Force of Outrage runs strong in him -- his outrage midichlorian count is off the chart -- French Davidian decides to once again claim that his enemies on the right are Social Justice Warriors, and worse than the left:



This Dainty Daffodil also White Knights for others when he's not Dameling himself:





Oh my god, a very young female writer called "Xan" your "assistant." What an outrage, huh?

Tell me about "easily triggered," Bitch-Tits. If she's so fearless, what's the White Knight act about, Shrieking Susan?

By the way, I met the girl he's passive-aggressively attacking there. I kept making an error and talking about "Millennials," not realizing she's in fact so young I don't think she's even a Millennial, but a Generation Z'er. (I tend to forget I'm nearly 29 and assume everyone is the same age I am, which is 29. I mean, almost 29.)

But she took it without any complaints and with good cheer. (And she in fact piled on about her generational cohort.)

But this Granddad Bod, this Drama Mama, wants to organize a Twitter dog-pile against her for calling "Xan" his "assistant."

Whatever, you daft impotent pussy rage-queen Social Justice Warrior ****. Go write some more articles about how it's safe to vote a Democrat into the presidency because we'll (probably) still have the Conservative Warrior Mitch McConnell in charge of the Senate.

How many election cycles in a row do you get to advocate for voting for Democrats and still call yourself a "Republican" on MSNBC?

Well, per the example of John Dean -- apparently an infinite number.

And here's some more #Woke Corporatism: Oreos wants to teach your child about transexual designer pronouns.



Coming soon from the very super duper conservative David French: The Conservative Case for Cookie Indoctrination for Designer Pronouns.

More from The Federalist:

"We're proud to celebrate inclusivity for all gender identities and expressions," the company wrote in its Facebook post announcing the change. "In partnership with NCTE, we’re giving away special edition Pronoun Packs and encouraging everybody to share their pronouns with Pride today and every day."

NCTE is the National Council of Teachers of English. While it sounds benign, this massive organization that affects millions of teachers all over the country--and helped write Common Core--has been politically far leftist for decades. For example, the organization came out against allowing trained teachers to defend themselves from active shooters using licensed guns. Its influence on actual English curriculum has been to degrade instruction with politicization and gobbledygook, according to the most rigorous research. Yet still they keep being treated as credible, just like all the other corrupt education institutions in this country.


Thus NCTE is in fact largely a political organization, not a professional organization, at this point.

Update: Someone calling himself the Tempe Police Officers Association -- but which might have little to no connection to the Tempe Police -- says #DumpStarbucks.

But that was before the bullshit apology.



By the Way: The "microagression" that is "Triggering" right wing "SJWs" is... burning the flag.

So now we'll have The Conservative Case for Burning the Flag.

PrimordialOrderPair writes:

55 Casey Mattox
@CaseyMattox_

We need a term for conservative "wokeness".

...

For people adept at perceiving micro-aggressions against the flag.

I guess lighting the flag on fire is what this retard calls a "micro-aggression".

LOL.

By the way, Casey Mattox (Literally who?) is a taint-remora that cleans and grooms higher-ranking cucks* all day long.

*Is there such a thing? Do betas and omegas have rankings within their sad cohorts? I guess so.

And by the way, Part II: I've long supported the right to burn the flag, while harboring doubts about the people who actually would do so.

Though, I gotta tell you, I could see the possibility of wanting to burn the flag myself arising at some point. America is less and less America every single day.

Lot of good "conserving" going on here from the Apple Genius Bar of "conservative" media.

The point is, I'm on these cucks' side of the actual point.

But for them to decide that a position held by many conservatives, a strong affection for what used to be America and her symbols, as an "SJW" position worse than those of the actual SJWs, is... well, I mean. They're liberals. Period. They are not libertarians or conservatives with a strong liberal streak.

They're simply liberals who, like many partisan liberals, emotionally (very emotionally) hate conservatives and jump at every chance to pour shit all over them.

It is no coincidence that this crew is always calling for "civility" towards leftists, and arguing for the good faith and good intentions of leftists, while showing no civility whatsoever for the right and always suspecting/suggesting that righties are full of bad faith and bad intention.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:29 PM




Comments

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1 Such Woke.

Politics Destroys Everything.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 04:29 PM (sm6Pk)

2

Corporations are coming out hard against conservatives, but they have no idea what crazies they are creating right under their noses, and working in their companies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2019 04:30 PM (vEIlU)

3 Aristocracy of the Mentally Ill
Vs
Confederacy of Dunces

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:30 PM (EmD/E)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 08, 2019 04:30 PM (RRGBV)

5 Also : My Pronouns are First/First.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 04:30 PM (sm6Pk)

6 They should change the name to the National Council of Teachers of Newspeak.

Posted by: Bert G at July 08, 2019 04:30 PM (OMsf+)

7 Much content.

Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2019 04:32 PM (p997d)

8 Miss French sure gets butt hurt easy and over inconsequential things.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:33 PM (pw+jk)

9 Five officers were drinking coffee at the Starbucks location prior to their shift beginning when a barista asked them to move out of the complaining customer's line of sight or else leave, the Tempe Officers Association wrote in a series of Twitter messages.


I wish I had been there but I never go in Starbuck's anymore.

But there is now way I would have been able to keep my mouth shut if I heard this exchange.

I would have simply have said that the sjw's make me feel like vomiting and scare me, accusing them as terror istas.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2019 04:33 PM (vEIlU)

10 I'm not psychic but I foresee a lot of pastel-colored Oreo packets gathering dust in supermarkets for months to come...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:33 PM (miE9U)

11 Somebody sounds very delicate and touchy. Perhaps xe needs to wash the sand out of xer's vagina.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

12 Wheeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 08, 2019 04:33 PM (a4qVe)

13 This is NOT the nude French I was hoping for...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

14 Cuck Coup Clan buddies

..

Nice.


But I'd go with Coup Cuck Clan.

Posted by: Ha at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (MAstk)

15 My pronouns are: me, I, myself.

Posted by: Barak Obama at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (pw+jk)

16 Oh, this French man is an idiot!
- - - -
The people who really should be offended are the Starbucks shareholders. The company has made the #Winning move of inviting in the homeless and drg-addicted and now alienates the cops.

Good luck with that strategy, you guys!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (bDqIh)

17 Oh uh OT but important enough

There's been a lot of links placed around on the chans typically to Discord servers or Bitchute etc that are cut outs for Antifas collecting ISPs as people visit in order to doxx them, possibly harass IRL. Be careful out there

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (EmD/E)

18 I read that as Proton Packs a few times before it got it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (1ISKN)

19 I didn't need Oreos anyway.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 08, 2019 04:34 PM (u9hp4)

20 David French, assistant to a brick

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2019 04:35 PM (QkjLD)

21 I guess I need some pronouns for myself.

I'll go with Thee, Thy, and Thou.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 08, 2019 04:35 PM (qSCcj)

22 In Tempe, Arizona, some loser felt "unsafe" with five police officers drinking coffee at a local Starbucks. Yes, they were asked to leave.

LOL.

No cop should ever respond to a call at a Starbucks. Ever.



And I would add the caveat that these probably were pretty shitty cops ... since they were drinking Starbucks coffee - 'round about the worst coffee on Earth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:35 PM (bOCwl)

23 French just needs to admit that any time he has a stray thought about Trump or his supporters, he's going to post some strange condemnation of them. It has nothing to do with anything on their part other than they exist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

24 I'd probably be more upset if Oreos weren't two pieces of pressed incinerator ash with some synthetic paste in between.

Posted by: spindrift at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (sZRzw)

25 Hydrox, that is all..

Posted by: Catman at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (4HMlb)

26 Dutch Bros.

That's all I need to say.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (ujg0T)

27 Does David French have testicles? Cereally.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (2LelM)

28 And my pronouns are Lion/Lion/F-15C Eagle

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (bcbK8)

29 I'd like to see someone bounce a horseshoe off Ms. Nancy's freakish looking skull.

Posted by: ejochs at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (lSFMQ)

30 Watching an episode of Three's Company and Jack is going to get a tattoo removed, but everyone else thinks he's getting a sex change. Could never get made today.

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (Izzlo)

31 Is dipshit a pronoun? Because these people are dipshits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (1ISKN)

32 There's more to the story

The police union created a Dump Starbucks logo

and #DumpStarbucks trended

https://tinyurl.com/y2o8rnlg

#DUMPSTARBUCKS TRENDS AFTER ARIZONA POLICE OFFICERS REPORTEDLY ASKED TO LEAVE STARBUCKS OVER CUSTOMER CONCERNS

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (vEIlU)

33 This David French fellow, he understands there is life outside of twitter, and that the opinions and interests (and fleeting obsessions?) routinely expressed on twitter do not match what the general American population cares about?!

Twitter is designed to magnify outrage, to form up mobs and strike a target, no? Doesn't mean your friends and neighbors are doing the same, jerk.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (bDqIh)

34

"She's also ready, willing, and able to engage in a battle of ideas. "

Here's an idea, STFU you paper-mache douchebag.






Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (T+ZG/)

35 LOL GF'd

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

36 IIRC, Starbucks was also one of the first to ban e-cigs because they "looked like cigarettes" and lefties can't have anyone even looking like they are enjoying a cigarette. That just brings back bad memories every leftie has of their dad, who they all hate with a passion and who was always disappointed in them, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (bOCwl)

37 > Oh my god, a very young female writer called "Xan" your "assistant."


Met her through Jeffrey Epstein, did he?
"Xan": pretty much the dumbest bullshit nickname since "Topher".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (JUUk1)

38 David French, will be visiting his assistant at the "The Deuce" in NYC

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (QkjLD)

39 Does David French have testicles? Cereally.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (2LelM)

------

They must remain locked in his shed.

Posted by: Paolo at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

40 I don't feel comfortable or safe when a group of POCs or a gaggle of dykes or homos are in a restaurant/shop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:37 PM (pw+jk)

41 >>>33 This David French fellow, he understands there is life outside of twitter, and that the opinions and interests (and fleeting obsessions?) routinely expressed on twitter do not match what the general American population cares about?!

No, these sad cucks think Twitter Is Real.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

42 My mom is a retired English teacher. I'm afraid to share this with her:

"we're giving away special edition Pronoun Packs and encouraging everybody to share their pronouns with Pride today and every day."'

I could barely explain what it meant when she saw an email with someone's pronouns under the signature line, in that case, "They/Them/Their".

Posted by: Dianna at July 08, 2019 04:38 PM (oQfDM)

43 21 I guess I need some pronouns for myself.

I'll go with Thee, Thy, and Thou.
--------------------
Quaker talking is creepy. Like clown creepy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 08, 2019 04:38 PM (2LelM)

44 23 French just needs to admit that any time he has a stray thought about Trump or his supporters, he's going to post some strange condemnation of them. It has nothing to do with anything on their part other than they exist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, I get the feeling that French wakes up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, and then conjures up something negative to write about Trump just to assuage his night tremors. It's weirdly compulsive.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 04:38 PM (RD7QR)

45 Here is the nice Dump Starbacks logo


https://tinyurl.com/y3rgyehb

Tempe Officers Association @ToaAz

Don't appreciate @Starbucks asking our #Tempe cops to leave your establishment on the #4thofjuly2019. Several of those cops are #veterans who fought for this country! #ZeroRespect


awesome sauce

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2019 04:38 PM (vEIlU)

46 David French is over at Murder Bay with his assistant

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (QkjLD)

47 Oreos suck.

There. I said it.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (UeVj3)

48 28 And my pronouns are Lion/Lion/F-15C Eagle
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:36 PM (bcbK

'Ello, Guvna.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (sm6Pk)

49 36 IIRC, Starbucks was also one of the first to ban e-cigs because they "looked like cigarettes" and lefties can't have anyone even looking like they are enjoying a cigarette. That just brings back bad memories every leftie has of their dad, who they all hate with a passion and who was always disappointed in them, for obvious reasons.
--------------------
Starbucks pretty much killed existentialism.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (2LelM)

50 They just didn't want them arresting the goons in the bathroom shooting up.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

51 43 21 I guess I need some pronouns for myself.

I'll go with Thee, Thy, and Thou.
--------------------
Quaker talking is creepy. Like clown creepy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 08, 2019 04:38 PM (2LelM)

Let me introduce thou to my root cellar, English.

Posted by: Not at all creepy Amish guy at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

52 Next time this happens?

Local cops should just stop responding to any calls made from Starbucks. Period. Got a crazy person threatening customers? Too fcuking bad, you hate cops so much, do it yourself, losers. Need to call 911 from Starbucks? Here, maybe this soothing dial tone will help.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (miE9U)

53 Oreos are made with lard.

The filling is lard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

54 Hydrox, that is all

+++

You mean Phoberox

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (EmD/E)

55 Casey Mattox
@CaseyMattox_

We need a term for conservative "wokeness".


It's "wokeatacity", dipshit.

For people adept at perceiving micro-aggressions against the flag.

I guess lighting the flag on fire is what this retard calls a "micro-aggression".

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (bOCwl)

56
Also - "Xan" DeSanctimonious is particularly irritating.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)

57 47 Oreos suck.

There. I said it.
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (UeVj3)

But do you own a Maine Coon?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

58 My Twitter bio lists my "pronouns" as "His/Your Imperial Majesty".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (JUUk1)

59 Oh my god, a very young female writer called "Xan" your "assistant."


..


Short for Xanax because well you know...

Posted by: Ha at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (MAstk)

60 I read that American Greatness article looking for the "insult", and I realized "That's It? Really? Something that was just descriptive, not even intending to be an insult?"

I'm amazed to find that French is even more pathetic than I already thought he was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 04:40 PM (Kpl3J)

61 53 Oreos are made with lard.

The filling is lard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

You had me at lard the first time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

62 I'm finding it harder and harder to even read Ace anymore, because of all the linkage to what's left of the civilized world collapsing around us.

I may have to visit my cute dog video collection more often!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (AZxMX)

63 Smoking dope makes you paranoid of the cops?
I learned this 1+1/2 29's ago.

About 1/2 a 29 after I learned Oreos are lousy cookies.

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

64 >>But do you own a Maine Coon?


No. But I did once get a Rhode Island Lobster in the mail.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (UeVj3)

65 When seconds count, the police are minutes away... if you are at Starbucks the police will get there early tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (pw+jk)

66 David French
@DavidAFrench

Short thread: Today a person writing for the pro-Tump site "American Greatness" insulted my friend, colleague, and podcast co-host @xan_desanctis by dismissing her as my "female assistant."


Never heard of your alleged podcast or this Alexandra chick. Does she have a nice rack?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (bOCwl)

67 I think I saw that the Tempe Officers thing is real - it's from the Union.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (Kpl3J)

68 >>"In partnership with NCTE, we're giving away special edition Pronoun Packs and encouraging everybody to share their pronouns with Pride today and every day."


I predict these cookie packets will be shared by teachers in the teachers' own kids' backpacks as part of their lunches and/or after school snacks because: free stuff, get me an arm load!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (bDqIh)

69 If you're a member of the LGBTQ community, I don't see how you can view the Oreo cookie 'pronoun lesson' as anything less than insulting. Nabisco could care less whether you learn the PC pronouns. They just want you to know they're woke.

And what does a f*cki*g cookie have to do with someone's gender identity anyway?

Posted by: Mike at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (WWn8/)

70 The shocking thing is that anyone took seriously someone whining about not feeling "safe."

Has the entire country been feminized?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (Ofz3/)

71 I guess I need some pronouns for myself.

toot, tinkle, thud

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (QkjLD)

72 Starbucks is a shitshow start to finish.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (EmD/E)

73 49 36 IIRC, Starbucks was also one of the first to ban e-cigs because they "looked like cigarettes" and lefties can't have anyone even looking like they are enjoying a cigarette. That just brings back bad memories every leftie has of their dad, who they all hate with a passion and who was always disappointed in them, for obvious reasons.
--------------------
Starbucks pretty much killed existentialism.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (2LelM)

So how are they doing with post-structuralism?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (RD7QR)

74 Is Xan a pronoun or a proper noun?

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (UeVj3)

75 Do SJW's call up every corporation they can think of and just demand them to get on board the #WokeTrain or do the corporations just do it on their own?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2019 04:42 PM (NFEMn)

76 So Swalwell - he's getting primaried by an AOC wannabe.

This is fun.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (qSCcj)

77 NABISCO - off the purchase list.

Multi-gender Oreos? Is that racist?

Goodbye Ritz, goodbye Wheat Thins, etc, etc, etc

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)

78 10 I'm not psychic but I foresee a lot of pastel-colored Oreo packets gathering dust in supermarkets for months to come...

Oreo's was smart enough to only give the pronoun-y ones to the teachers, you won't find them in stores. I guess they figured there would be a 'backlash' for ordinary people if they let them out in the general public.

Posted by: engineer at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (10bW0)

79 Would they throw out a bum because he stunk and made customers feel 'unsafe?' Of course not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

80 53 Oreos are made with lard.

The filling is lard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

sweet, rich, creamy, vanilla flavored lard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)

81 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (miE9U)

911 should block all calls from any Starbucks number!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (AZxMX)

82 Xan? Xan? What is that? Some slant name?

Posted by: "Wild" Bill Kelso at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

83 >>And what does a f*cki*g cookie have to do with someone's gender identity anyway?


It's who gets to eat the cookie...

The cookie itself is just the macguffin.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (UeVj3)

84 Someone at Starbucks thought it was a good idea to annoy 5 customers to stop 1 customer from being annoyed.

Does no one learn math anymore? Customer service? Business? Common sense?

Posted by: all doubt removed at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (S2eH9)

85 Oreos has given me one more reason to go keto.
The only pronoun pork belly needs is yummy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (aCNZ6)

86 Even the fucking cookies gotta have woke slogans on them.
I'm glad I'm over 50 and will be dead before it's all over for good.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn)

87 My mother was an English teacher (professor). She was an old style liberal, but she would have hated all this "get woke" stuf" and chose your special pronoun for today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (+0VWg)

88 >
Hydrox, that is all

This is the correct answer.

Plus, they're the original. Oreo is the imitation knockoff.
Plus, they're pareve under Kosher law, and always have been.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (JUUk1)

89

Cookie Monster!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (aKsyK)

90 Some company needs to do a campaign that says 'We don't do politics, we just make X.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

91 Oreos has given me one more reason to go keto.
The only pronoun pork belly needs is yummy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (aCNZ6)

I avoid them, but I love them.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn)

92 Hrothgar, yup.

Plus, who needs Oreos? Keebler makes a ton of delicious alternatives. Plus those elves don't give a sh!t about getting woke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (miE9U)

93 This Dainty Daffodil also White Knights for others when he's not Dameling himself

The Gottdameling was the best part of the Ring Saga.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (/Fy5y)

94 Short thread: Today a person writing for the pro-Tump site "American Greatness" insulted my friend, colleague, and podcast co-host @xan_desanctis by dismissing her as my "female assistant."

Whereas he should have referred to her as your "transitioning assistant."

Hey, just because your surname is French doesn't mean you have to act like it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (Ofz3/)

95 Eat an Oreo, brush your teeth.
HAVE an Oreo, pick hairs out of your teeth.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

96 Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)

Bet if you look at the carb count in all that crap, you body will thank you for refusing to buy/consume them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:45 PM (AZxMX)

97 66 David French
@DavidAFrench

Short thread: Today a person writing for the pro-Tump site "American Greatness" insulted my friend, colleague, and podcast co-host @xan_desanctis by dismissing her as my "female assistant."

Never heard of your alleged podcast or this Alexandra chick. Does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (bOCwl)

The innertubes indicate that she is a 1, though not racktastic.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

98 94 Short thread: Today a person writing for the pro-Tump site "American Greatness" insulted my friend, colleague, and podcast co-host @xan_desanctis by dismissing her as my "female assistant."

Whereas he should have referred to her as your "transitioning assistant."

Hey, just because your surname is French doesn't mean you have to act like it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2019 04:44 PM (Ofz3/)

And he says 'pro Trump' like it's a BAD thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

99 Isn't there something missing from the Starbucks' response: the firing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (/Fy5y)

100 Oh just get back on your Pee Wee Herman bicycle Sissy Boy and go home your parents got you a new Sipppy Cup and Training Wheels

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (wGqjj)

101 Goodbye Ritz, goodbye Wheat Thins, etc, etc, etc

+++

Going keto?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (EmD/E)

102 >>Keebler makes a ton of delicious alternatives. Plus those elves don't give a sh!t about getting woke.


What heppens in the hollowed out tree, stays in the hollowed out tree.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (UeVj3)

103 Yeah, I get the feeling that French wakes up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat the wet spot Paolo left in his bed,

more likely

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (ykYG2)

104
Never heard of your alleged podcast or this Alexandra chick. Does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (bOCwl)

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She's kinda cute, I guess. She's one of a type, the young, cute "conservative but actually liberal" conservachick. The scam works every time, because sexless old "conservative but actually liberal" incel cucks will fall over themselves to ingratiate themselves, and white knight for them, as French did here.

She'll get a little older, and she'll be the next S.E. Cupp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

105 I'm like an Oreo. I'm XX on the outside, but still XY on the inside.

Posted by: "Caitlin" Jenner at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (FJYfm)

106 I would bet money that the customer who felt uncomfortable, had a felony warrant out for them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (ATv6t)

107 104
Never heard of your alleged podcast or this Alexandra chick. Does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (bOCwl)

------

She's kinda cute, I guess. She's one of a type, the young, cute "conservative but actually liberal" conservachick. The scam works every time, because sexless old "conservative but actually liberal" incel cucks will fall over themselves to ingratiate themselves, and white knight for them, as French did here.

She'll get a little older, and she'll be the next S.E. Cupp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

I have mixed emotions about this.

Mostly lust.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

108 Eh, I've seen Alexandra Desanctis' tweets before, she's like a lil' Kat Timf 2.0. Forgive me if I am not impressed with NRO's woke Gen Z lectures writing staff.

Whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (bDqIh)

109 come to think of it, David French is way TOO defensive about "Xan".

So David, you tell your wife yet that you've been banging that sweet little piece of ass on the side?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)

110 >>Going keto?


Only weak people eat.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (UeVj3)

111 David Fwench. Who cares? The vacuum of deep space has more substance.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (lADRM)

112 96
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)



Bet if you look at the carb count in all that crap, you body will thank you for refusing to buy/consume them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:45 PM (AZxMX)
I know. And I avoid buying them, because in the evening, about 21:00, they call to me "DamnedYankee! come, eat!".

It's like Field of Crackers at my house, if I have them, I will eat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (37IEG)

113 Shorter thread:

French, she isn't going to sleep with you.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (qSCcj)

114 Too bad the woke Oreos won't be in stores. Ii would definitely make a bunch of post it notes that say:

Boys have a penis.
Girls have a vagina.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (pw+jk)

115 >>>>She's kinda cute, I guess.

Meh. Add the qualifier "for a writer" and maybe we can agree.

She's not really anything. She's merely not-old and not-obese. That's about it.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)

116 Is Starbucks now going to create a scholarship for cops? (like they did after they kicked out the black "customer" who didn't buy anything and demanded to use the bathroom)

Posted by: Liberty at July 08, 2019 04:48 PM (4aE4d)

117 but I foresee a lot of pastel-colored Oreo packets gathering dust in supermarkets for months to come...

+++

Insert picture of a random post disaster African eating pastel Oreos in an I'm With Her t-shirt

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:48 PM (EmD/E)

118 Rachel Lucas continues:
She seems well. The dog they brought over from Italy died a year ago so they have new dogs. Remember how she used to dress that oneild dog up in costume?

She said she lost her community when she stopped blogging, so she's happy when she runs into someone that used to follow her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 08, 2019 04:48 PM (Lqy/e)

119 I had no idea Arnold, when he said, "Lamentations of their women" he meant David French.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 04:48 PM (qC1Sy)

120 107 104
Never heard of your alleged podcast or this Alexandra chick. Does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 04:41 PM (bOCwl)

------

She's kinda cute, I guess. She's one of a type, the young, cute "conservative but actually liberal" conservachick. The scam works every time, because sexless old "conservative but actually liberal" incel cucks will fall over themselves to ingratiate themselves, and white knight for them, as French did here.

She'll get a little older, and she'll be the next S.E. Cupp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

I have mixed emotions about this.

Mostly lust.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK

We'd be disappointed otherwise.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)

121 I am a bit surprised that lots of people haven't decided to f**k with starbucks by going in and complaining about all kinds of things that make them feel "unsafe" - particular ethnicities, guys with manbuns, Apple laptops, whatever.


Why not? It would be a hoot.


Make the idiot management dance. In my experience most s-bucks employees are normal, and have rolled their eyes at mention of past corporate jihads on "race" and "creating jobs". They're caught in the middle, but once again, none of this idiocy degrading America today has a chance of being fixed if nobody fights back.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

122 101
Goodbye Ritz, goodbye Wheat Thins, etc, etc, etc



+++



Going keto?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:46 PM (EmD/E)
No, the bastards 'woke' me, and now I'll look to avoid their freakin products until the go back into the business of selling food not genders

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

123 SIG apparently making a 365 XL with a 12 round capacity.

Hmmm...wouldn't buy the Gen 1 version, but maybe...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

124 garrett, yup!
Also I'm still enjoying the Yamaha. Made a tape of some of my Ventures tracks yesterday. Working great! Thanks again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (miE9U)

125 I'm glad I'm over 50 and will be dead before it's all over for good

++(

Quitting is for quitters, quitter.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (EmD/E)

126 So, what was the plan if the cops didn't unass the area?

Was Starbucks going to call the cops?

"911 What Is Your Emergency?"

"Um yeah. So ... there's these Cops here .."

"Yes, and, what is the problem?"

Etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (0lFO7)

127 Well, there goes Oreos off my shopping list. Hydrox was better anyway, if you can find 'em.

It's a shame, as one of my late cats, a longhaired tuxedo girl, came with the name Oreo. I'll just consider that she had no connection with Nabisco and go on honoring her memory.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 08, 2019 04:49 PM (ClOmq)

128 I'm a little worried about any cops that would frequent a Starbucks in the first place.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

129 I think Casey mattocks was Steve Segal's screen mname in that Battleship movie where TL Jones was so convincing as a bad guy.

Posted by: The Young Beggar at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (Jj+59)

130 She's kinda cute, I guess. She's one of a type, the young, cute "conservative but actually liberal" conservachick. The scam works every time, because sexless old "conservative but actually liberal" incel cucks will fall over themselves to ingratiate themselves, and white knight for them, as French did here.


Ahh, a conservathot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (wCmLp)

131 The Babylon Bee:
RBG

https://tinyurl.com/y3owaf32

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (RBOtF)

132 Remember when Starbucks had a full stand down and reworked all their policies over those gentlemen who wanted to use the bathroom without buying anything?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (N4xQB)

133 By the way, Casey Mattox (Literally who?) is a taint-remora that cleans and grooms higher-ranking cucks* all day long.

"Taint-remora" is so wrong, yet so right.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

134 Starbucks pretty much killed existentialism.

Le sigh.

Posted by: Henri, le Chat Noir at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (/Fy5y)

135 80 53 Oreos are made with lard.

The filling is lard.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

sweet, rich, creamy, vanilla flavored lard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)

Stop teasing me.

Posted by: Robert, baby oil in hand at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (Cs98Q)

136

Does Xan live in a van?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (aKsyK)

137 >>>By the way, Casey Mattox (Literally who?) is a taint-remora that cleans and grooms higher-ranking cucks* all day long.

That's so damn funny ace, you have a gift.

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (q177U)

138 At least we can all agree that Starbucks has awesome coffee.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

139 I wish all the corporations of every conceivable brand name we can think of would hold some kind of summit and just sign a pact stating,
"We want to sell you goods and services and other shit and we don't care what your politics are --we want to sell to EVERYONE--so we will all pledge to get out of making political statements and virtue signalling."

It will never happen of course.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

140 but I foresee a lot of pastel-colored Oreo packets gathering dust in supermarkets for months to come...


Ooops. Picked them up and dropped them a few times.

Clumsy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

141 Bertram: yup, in San Fran.
Eats the salted peanuts from the can.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (miE9U)

142 man, that dude is hysterical. "you make my girl assistant sad, how dares you???"

he's showing the same mental illness the left has..."everything you do is bad and, no, I am not aware of anything worse that that on earth. and no, I am not aware of any liberals doing anything similar"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (JziUy)

143 Nice, steve. Glad it all worked out well in the end!

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (UeVj3)

144 >>>I think Casey mattocks was Steve Segal's screen mname in that Battleship movie

nah, i'm just a Cuck.

Posted by: Casey Rydell at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

145 That is to say I allege, I do not assert about that Casey shit. I do assert that Erica Eleniak looked right pert in the same film.

Posted by: The Young Beggar at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (Jj+59)

146 I can't imagine that a normal man would not have stood up and dragged the snowflake out of the starbucks if he was so threatened by the presence of police.

Posted by: Happydude at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (F+55o)

147
Ahh, a conservathot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (wCmLp

-------

Good call - and even worse than the typical thot, because the tweets NEVER contain tits... just emojis and pablum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

148 MrPeebles, now I'm hungry for a Butterfinger bar. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (miE9U)

149 By the way, Casey Mattox (Literally who?) is a taint-remora that cleans and grooms higher-ranking cucks* all day long.

That's so damn funny ace, you have a gift.
Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (q177U)

Lester Maddox> Casey Mattox

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (NFEMn)

150 see because Steven Seagall says "Nah I'm just a COOK" like 30 times.

i'm a Thought Leader!!!!

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)

151 trannyreos: black on the outside and no way I'm getting near that filling.

Posted by: x at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (nFwvY)

152 anyone who's studied German knows there are three genders, Masculine, Feminine and French.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (ZqRa6)

153 Man, I really liked the lemon cream Oreos. Oh well, I'll survive just fine without them.

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (eAZVt)

154 Ahh, a conservathot.


Bunnypundit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

155
Ooops. Picked them up and dropped them a few times.



Clumsy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
And I hate it when I go to pick them up, and accidentally kick them across the floor. It's like having a canoeing accident with guns.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (37IEG)

156 So does Alexandria do butt stuff?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (pw+jk)

157 Rachel Lucas continues:

Her blog was a hoot. I hope things are going good.

Posted by: Adriane the Doonesbury Critic ... at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (LPnfS)

158 muh twitter and bug tech bad...here let me post some tweets and post a songI think it related using youtube.

muh david french is a cuck who doesn't deserve respect or attention...here let me cite more David French.

muh muh muh principles muh muh muh

Posted by: muh at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (+AUVB)

159 So if the cops refused to leave Starbucks, would the Starbucks employee call...the cops?

I hope that location realizes that not a single cop from that entire precinct will ever shop there again.

Posted by: Iasonas at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (/HkSx)

160 I have only set foot in a Starbucks once. Because of a woman. I felt my testosterone level drop 10 points in that hour. Never again. No transjava for me, thanks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (lADRM)

161 I find it the height of irony that French is accusing others of faux toughness...while subtweeting them.

Come on, name names tough guy!

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (3ufaJ)

162 By the Way: The "microagression" that is "Triggering" right wing "SJWs" is... burning the flag.

So now we'll have The Conservative Case for Burning the Flag.

---------------

this is something the lefties do, from time to time. When conservatives get upset, we're now the snowflakes. Real clever, 80's slow clap.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (JziUy)

163 This fag shit is super creepy and gross.

Oh! and there was this Steven Universe PSA about social media on Cartoon Network today that was so freaking gay with alien trannies and shit I almost popped a vessle.

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (q177U)

164 Oops
The Babylon Bee:

RBG


https://tinyurl.com/y5wycmmr

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (RBOtF)

165 When he's especially good, I let Frenchie lick my artificial cooter made of fish skin!

Posted by: Xan, "hard at work" at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (miE9U)

166 If the police stop going to one of the Starbucks in Redmond all that will be left in there is homeless people sitting all day for free. Great business model there folks.

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (UNyae)

167 I don't feel comfortable or safe when a group of POCs or a gaggle of dykes or homos are in a restaurant/shop.


hmm

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (ayyxM)

168 >>>154 Ahh, a conservathot.


Bunnypundit.

...

"Assistant."

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

169
So David, you tell your wife yet that you've been banging that sweet little piece of ass on the side?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2019 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)


French's wife is in Europe, for the running of the Bulls.

With his approval, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (sy5kK)

170 why are rightwing snowflakes so easily offended by our ghaslty behavior.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (JziUy)

171 >>Man, I really liked the lemon cream Oreos


Dare makes a lemon cookie like that...also a coconut one.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (UeVj3)

172 The embarrassing and vile women's soccer team are going to deplane soon and talk to America.

Really?

I hope someone cuts the mic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)

173 146 I can't imagine that a normal man would not have stood up and dragged the snowflake out of the starbucks if he was so threatened by the presence of police.

Posted by: Happydude at July 08, 2019 04:51 PM (F+55o)

It's a Starbucks, there are entire hours without a normal man to be found, in such places.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (J+mig)

174 I think ranting and demanding an apology because someone called a coworker an assistant is the definition of going kookoo from a 'microagression'.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 04:53 PM (B1ik8)

175 By the way, I love it when I go to an establishment and I see a cop there as a fellow customer.

Why?

See: that scene in Robocop where the robber tries to hold up the donut shop full of cops.

But wokeness > safety I guess.

Posted by: Iasonas at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (/HkSx)

176 Does Xan live in a van?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (aKsyK)

If so, I'm a fan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (AZxMX)

177 casey RYBACK, I just remembered.

Something like that.

Rybeck? Ryback, I think, though that doesn't sound like a real name.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

178 154 Ahh, a conservathot.


Bunnypundit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

This is not making them less attractive....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (bcbK8)

179 >>I hope that location realizes that not a single cop from that entire precinct will ever shop there again.


Unless they lunch at Chipotle, first...

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (UeVj3)

180

Casey Buttox driving that train high on cocaine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (aKsyK)

181 I have only set foot in a Starbucks once. Because of a woman.


Did she swallow?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (fuK7c)

182 Starbuck's doesn't even have donuts.

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (AjVAj)

183 speaking of right wing snowflakes, some guy in Houston was knocked the fuck out by an evil lefty who trolled around town with an american flag being dragged behind his car.

so, some dude was like "hey you got seomthing stuck to your car" and the lefty knocked him so hard, he broke his jaw.

Obviously the dude was wearing brass knuckles or something. But yeah, perfectly normal behavior.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM (JziUy)

184
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (/Fy5y)

185 In hockey, those are referred to as puck bunnies.

So for National Review, I assume they're cuck bunnies.

Posted by: Ted K. at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (FJYfm)

186 STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SERVANTS!!!!

Posted by: DAVID FRENCH IS MAD DAMMIT at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (miE9U)

187 THIS IS IT! Super creepy ads that cartoon network is showing. Insanely gay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKohUwlaWA4

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

188 Steven Universe has always been SJW and awful.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (ykYG2)

189 I have only set foot in a Starbucks once. Because of a woman. I felt my testosterone level drop 10 points in that hour. Never again. No transjava for me, thanks.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (lADRM)

-------

Not to mention the coffee. Holy lord. I've never drank poison before, but when I imagine the taste of some generic "poison" it's that.

And I am NO kind of coffee snob. It's just awful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (AzW6q)

190 156 So does Alexandria do butt stuff?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:52 PM (pw+jk)

HOW WOULD I KNOW?!

Posted by: David French at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

191 "Hydrox was better anyway, if you can find 'em."

They would have done much better in the market if it didn't sound like a drain cleaner.

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (eAZVt)

192 "You had me at lard the first time"

This place is awesomesauce

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (bKezI)

193 Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

Dude. No Steven Universe. No Cal Arts cartoon crap.

You're better than this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:55 PM (bcbK8)

194 I probably wouldn't feel entirely safe either since Lefty nuts have been known to assassinate cops in coffee shops.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (B1ik8)

195 >>Starbuck's doesn't even have donuts.


Yeah, but you can't get a Celine Dion CD at Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (UeVj3)

196 casey RYBACK, I just remembered.


It always makes me think of toast.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (/Fy5y)

197 > "Taint-remora" is so wrong, yet so right.
Definitely a classic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (JUUk1)

198 Like Common Tater sez above - why didn't the cops say "huh? excuse me? who's got the problem? we're not leaving, unless you cite a law or rule we are breaking. Oh - and we're *the cops*, sugart*ts, if there's a problem, we're here, tell us what it is".


Amazed they would comply, and not go nukyler on the idiot s-bucks employee. Just a shift manager or something - who would get in trouble anyway when the cops contacted corporate to complain.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (QDnY+)

199 Wait until everyone finds out you can buy coffee in the grocery store and brew it at home for a lot cheaper.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (xfb67)

200 Erika Eleniak looks just like that girl on the U S Women's Soccer Team........ Said no one, ever.

Posted by: The Young Beggar at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (Jj+59)

201 They have Cake Pops.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

202 >>Wait until everyone finds out you can buy coffee in the grocery store and brew it at home for a lot cheaper.


Wait till they get a load of me.

Posted by: Floger's Instant at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (UeVj3)

203 I'm a little worried about any cops that would frequent a Starbucks in the first place.
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

well I am not defending Starbucks but there is one right outside the gate at Navy Medical Center Portsmouth VA and of course it is always filled with Navy Types and Portsmouth Cops and they are awful nice to us LOL..I mean we ARE their Business. There is one not far from the gate in Norfolk near Sewells Point also that is mighty accomidating to Cops and Military.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (3gwtv)

204 well, this is more gay-taunting by corporate america. Tommy Robinson is being hounded for his life for reporting on muzzies, you'll be hounded for life for complaining about globo-homo trying to brain wash your kids.

The solution, as always, is more trump. I think. I think we need worse than trump.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (JziUy)

205 @181 Bander
Dont know. I scared her even wit me reduced testosterone level. Definitely soiboy material.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (lADRM)

206 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
2h
....thought of within the U.S. We will no longer deal with him. The good news for the wonderful United Kingdom is that they will soon have a new Prime Minister. While I thoroughly enjoyed the magnificent State Visit last month, it was the Queen who I was most impressed with!



Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
2h
I have been very critical about the way the U.K. and Prime Minister Theresa May handled Brexit. What a mess she and her representatives have created. I told her how it should be done, but she decided to go another way. I do not know the Ambassador, but he is not liked or well thought of within the U.S. We will no longer deal with him. The good news for the wonderful United Kingdom is that they will soon have a new Prime Minister. While I thoroughly enjoyed the magnificent State Visit last month, it was the Queen who I was most impressed with!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (BqBId)

207 116 Is Starbucks now going to create a scholarship for cops? (like they did after they kicked out the black "customer" who didn't buy anything and demanded to use the bathroom)
Posted by: Liberty at July 08, 2019 04:48 PM (4aE4d)


Are they going to shut down their stores for 4 hours, to teach their employees not to hate cops? They did for this "incident".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (sy5kK)

208 Starbuck's doesn't even have donuts.
.......

But they always have The New York Times.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

209 "We're here at our local Starbucks, where we've secretly replaced the coffee they normally serve with Pennzoil. Let's see if anyone notices!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (miE9U)

210 Wait until everyone finds out you can buy coffee in the grocery store and brew it at home for a lot cheaper.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (xfb67)

And better...

Plus untouched by xer/xim hands!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (AZxMX)

211 A hunski says that Miss French gets all butt hurtz if someone threw a rainbow flag on top of a burning American Flag... and let's all of the low testosterone boys on twatter know he is against that kind of thing.. and it is not who we are.. By that he means cucks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (pw+jk)

212 I feel the need for Max Boot to point the way on this one. Come in, Max Boot!!!!!11
Have we reached max Boot?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (Jj+59)

213 Black Rifle Coffee makes a damn fine cup.

#justsayin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

214 10 I'm not psychic but I foresee a lot of pastel-colored Oreo packets gathering dust in supermarkets for months to come...

______________
I foresee them never even appearing on the shelves of the grocery in my tiny Texas town.

Posted by: Sal at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (VBJqO)

215 >> I told her how it should be done


'Because women, you know...sometimes they get hysterical. And that's no good.'

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (UeVj3)

216 I'm a little worried about any cops that would frequent a Starbucks in the first place.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4)



well I am not defending Starbucks but there is one right outside the
gate at Navy Medical Center Portsmouth VA and of course it is always
filled with Navy Types and Portsmouth Cops and they are awful nice to us
LOL..I mean we ARE their Business. There is one not far from the gate
in Norfolk near Sewells Point also that is mighty accomidating to Cops
and Military.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 04:57 PM (3gwtv)

Things have changed since I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

217 Holy Crap,


The movie was bad it even triggered Ace to go into tirade of antiwoke.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (1g7ch)

218 176 Does Xan live in a van?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (aKsyK)

If so, I'm a fan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM

If anyone can do it, xhe xan.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (axyOa)

219 They actually roast coffee not too far from where I work. If the wind is right we get a nice coffee smell in the air.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (xfb67)

220 Max Boot spelled backwards is pronounced Tube Jam.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (Jj+59)

221 Plus untouched by xer/xim hands!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (AZxMX)
.......

...that's been picking at it's nose ring and ear gauge all morning.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

222
Venti double no whip mocha latte for CARK?

CARK?

Posted by: Face-pierced purple-haired barista at July 08, 2019 05:00 PM (ayyxM)

223 199
Wait until everyone finds out you can buy coffee in the grocery store and brew it at home for a lot cheaper.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 04:56 PM (xfb67)

That idea is never gonna catch on! A pound of coffee for the price of one mocha chia latte grande with cappuchino caramel salted whipped?

Crazy talk!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 08, 2019 05:00 PM (37IEG)

224 206

"With whom I was most impressed"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 05:01 PM (AZxMX)

225 When I was in the Navy, we were too poor to buy Starbucks.

We had boat coffee, guaranteed only one roach leg per pot!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 05:01 PM (xfb67)

226 If you really want to offend a conservative light the flag on fire with a flaming fag.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2019 05:01 PM (1g7ch)

227 Starbucks so sweetens, syrups and milks/foams their coffee, it's kind of like drinking a liquid drag queen.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 05:01 PM (miE9U)

228 Casey FUCKING Ryback is on board??? He trains the trainers!!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 08, 2019 05:02 PM (2jPRh)

229 I like my coffee like my moods - black and bitter...

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

230 228 Casey FUCKING Ryback is on board??? He trains the trainers!!
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 08, 2019 05:02 PM (2jPRh)

Just a lowly cook

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:02 PM (bcbK8)

231 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 05:01 PM (AZxMX)
*******
Take it up with the Prez

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 05:02 PM (BqBId)

232 At this point, anybody still on Twitter is an asshole. Really.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

233


Chock full o'Nutcases

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:03 PM (aKsyK)

234 My doctor told me to give up coffee.

I more or less have.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 05:03 PM (NwON9)

235 Bertram: crazier nutcases money can't buy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (miE9U)

236 I've always wondered where many of the Morons who rail about s-bucks live. I'm in coastal CA, and there's nothing different or special about the crowd at any that I can recall. Usually a cross-section of people in the area. Always people doing homework or online biz on their computers [a huge part of s-bucks success, I've always thought, was creating a cafe/public space element that was definitely lacking in most places].


Don't go to them much, but a standard thing was to go after a shootin' match with my former SEAL buddy, and people watch and gunzzz-talk.


Coffee - meh, matter of taste.


Guess we were doing it wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

237 Oops

The Babylon Bee:



RBG





https://tinyurl.com/y5wycmmr

Posted by: redridinghood


The 404 page was a good joke too.

Posted by: DaveA at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (FhXTo)

238 I am in the process of selling some commercial property to a developer, who is going to build a Starbucks. We are an isolated town in the middle of nowhere in the Smokey Mtns. Apparently, Starbucks realizes that it has saturated the urban market, and is aggressively pursuing the rural market. I was surprised when the developer told me his plans, but, hey, good luck.

My point (at last) is that Starbucks gets the urban, SJW vibe. Whether that is because it shares the ideology or because it absorbed that vibe from its customers...who knows? The thing is, as it attempts to transition to a market comprised of normal, thinking people, it's bound to have some hiccups along the way. I expect more confrontations like this, as urban employees are transferred to the boondocks as managers, not understanding their customer base, and assuming it's the same SJW, inner city, hipsters they catered to back in civilization.

Good luck in the transitions, Starbucks.

Posted by: windbag at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (g4IvO)

239 Oreos used to be made with Beef tallow, iirc.

They've long since transitioned to industrial seed oils.

Like Canola, most likely, aka "Rapeseed" oil. Used for paint. Somebody decided it would be great in food. If you've ever had a jar of peanut butter or other snack foods "go bad" and smell like varnish or paint, that's why. Rancid oils.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (0lFO7)

240 I do not read or care about David French

Posted by: Yo! at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (1XAal)

241 I drink Great Value coffee from Walmart. I am a java snob I admit it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (lADRM)

242 Outrage is The Big Idea in David French world? How very adolescent.


Hard to have contest of ideas with a teenager.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (cyuo5)

243 If you go into Starbucks occasionally and buy an iced coffee because it's 93 degrees and humid and there's no Dunkin Donuts around, you don't have to spend decades in purgatory. Buying a coffee there is not a sin. It also doesn't mean you're a Soyboy or some violent purple haired female leftist. It means that you occasionally buy a coffee there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (+0VWg)

244
When I was in the Navy, we were too poor to buy Starbucks.

We had boat coffee, guaranteed only one roach leg per pot!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Drank a lot of bug juice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (aKsyK)

245 At this point, anybody still on Twitter is an asshole. Really.
********
I AM NOT!!!!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 05:05 PM (BqBId)

246 My doctor told me to give up coffee.


I would ask if the doctor would take the first joint of my little finger instead.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:05 PM (ayyxM)

247 I added this:

And by the way, Part II: I've long supported the right to burn the flag, while harboring doubts about the people who actually would do so.

Though, I gotta tell you, I could see the possibility of wanting to burn the flag myself arising at some point. America is less and less America every single day.

Lot of good "conserving" going on here from the Apple Genius Bar of "conservative" media.

The point is, I'm on these cucks' side of the actual point.

But for them to decide that a position held by many conservatives, a strong affection for what used to be America and her symbols, as an "SJW" position worse than those of the actual SJWs, is... well, I mean. They're liberals. Period. They are not libertarians or conservatives with a strong liberal streak.

They're simply liberals who, like many partisan liberals, emotionally (very emotionally) hate conservatives and jump at every chance to pour shit all over them.

It is no coincidence that this crew is always calling for "civility" towards leftists, and arguing for the good faith and good intentions of leftists, while showing no civility whatsoever for the right and always suspecting/suggesting that righties are full of bad faith and bad intention.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

248 Only Leftists get to discriminate, thems is the Leftists rules.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)

249 But I think the special snowflake overreacted. They don't seem to maker this fuss about cops at the local Wawa.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:05 PM (+0VWg)

250 236 I've always wondered where many of the Morons who rail about s-bucks live. I'm in coastal CA, and there's nothing different or special about the crowd at any that I can recall. Usually a cross-section of people in the area. Always people doing homework or online biz on their computers [a huge part of s-bucks success, I've always thought, was creating a cafe/public space element that was definitely lacking in most places].


SBUX is in the retail space industry first, the coffee industry second.

Always has been.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

251 Doma - Carmella's Blend

My preferred coffee. It's goods.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (UeVj3)

252 The Starbuck's near me here is Missouri is nice, because the baristas are from Missouri.

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (bCLt0)

253 I burn rainbow flags though

Posted by: Yo! at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (1XAal)

254 234 My doctor told me to give up coffee.

I more or less have.
------

I'd find another Doctor. Stat.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (0lFO7)

255 218 176 Does Xan live in a van?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (aKsyK)

If so, I'm a fan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM

If anyone can do it, xhe xan.


In summer she has a helluva tan!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (cyuo5)

256 The local cops sometimes do their shift change at the local starbucks. Haven't seen them in awhile but they tend to shift locations so as to spread the wealth.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (axyOa)

257 243>>>

But why blow up Horde Purity Tests?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (NwON9)

258 Things have changed since I was in the Navy.
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

how so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (3gwtv)

259 Dunkin' Donuts is better for chain store coffee....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (bCLt0)

260 In the winter I'd occasionally buy a hot chocolate at the Starbucks that was attached to the Barnes and Nobles. I say only occasionally because I needed bank loan to cover the cost.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (B1ik8)

261 Things have changed since I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)



how so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (3gwtv)

No more sails...

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

262 Intermittent Fasting?

Coffee Is Your Friend.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (0lFO7)

263 Though, I gotta tell you, I could see the possibility of wanting to burn the flag myself arising at some point. America is less and less America every single day.

-------------

we've always been a nation of gay muslim immigrants who are trans-curious.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (JziUy)

264 I'd boycott Starbux but only been to 1 once, and that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

265 I just ordered some black rifle coffee, looking forward to brewing that AT HOME, with real cream without any artificial additives!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (AZxMX)

266 Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson
1h
JUST NOW: @POTUS says we've "pretty much" made the decision to hold the July 4th celebration again. @OANN

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (BqBId)

267 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (3gwtv)

No more sails...
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
--------------

Sails?

Oars.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (qC1Sy)

268 The coffee I make at home is light years better than any coffee shop coffee anyway.....

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (bCLt0)

269 Don't say never, desperate for attention almost middle age conservathot Bridget Phetasy posted a pic of her mediocre tits on Twitter last year.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (2jPRh)

270
All right, I'll say out loud what everybody's thinking. Every parent who looks at the woke Oreo packages in the store is going to have a faint vision in the back of their minds of spirochetes and bodily fluids on the merchandise.

Time to short sell Nabisco stock.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (njG9N)

271 If Starbucks hasn't fired the employee then they are not sorry and the #FakeApology should not be accepted.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (cnivT)

272 Nah, it couldn't have been the firearms. AZ is an open carry state. I wouldn't have been surprised if four or five other people in that shop weren't packing. Had to be the blue uniforms. Stupid locust must have just migrated in from Commiefornia.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (VNmG1)

273 These heresies have gone on long enough. Summon the templars, prepare the pyre, and make ready the holy purifying flames.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

274 No more sails...
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

LOL

Well we have Sails but they look different

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (3gwtv)

275 It means that you occasionally buy a coffee catch hepatitis and HIV there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:04 PM (+0VWg)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

276 A lot of america's problems started when the leftoid health nzzis told us to give up tallow. Also, every olive oil you buy is adulterated with soybean oil.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (JziUy)

277 Was one of the few, and new, Dunkin Donuts here yesterday for the first time.


Going to email corporate to thank them for their e-Verify policy, and congratulate them on a good new location/new market.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

278 263 Though, I gotta tell you, I could see the possibility of wanting to burn the flag myself arising at some point. America is less and less America every single day.

-------------

we've always been a nation of gay muslim immigrants who are trans-curious.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 05:08 PM (JziUy)

Well it WAS once called New Amsterdam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

279 266 Emerald Robinson @EmeraldRobinson
1h
JUST NOW: @POTUS says we've "pretty much" made the decision to hold the July 4th celebration again. @OANN



That should be a week or so before the Democrat convention, no?


MWA-HA-HA-HA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

280 255 218 176 Does Xan live in a van?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 04:50 PM (aKsyK)

If so, I'm a fan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:54 PM

If anyone can do it, xhe xan.


In summer she has a helluva tan!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:06 PM (cyuo5)

In the winter, xhe looks a bit wan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (AZxMX)

281 I like civility. It is far better than idiotic mob rule and SJW outrage. Hopefully French Davidian will alert his lefty friends to this fact. But, until they change, they obviously invite impolite responses. Mockery even. And, eventually, an eye for an eye.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (cyuo5)

282 No more Nabisco? But I like to dunk Nabisco Graham Crackers in milk.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

283 Sails?




Oars.


You elites with your newfangled "sails" and "oars". We had 10 foot poles. And we were grateful.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (ayyxM)

284 273 These heresies have gone on long enough. Summon the templars, prepare the pyre, and make ready the holy purifying flames.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

285 What a faggit.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (13dPG)

286 If Starbucks can't kick out The Fuzz without bad publicity, then freedom is dead!

Posted by: David French Roast - The Conservative Case For Cowering at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (iys0/)

287 258
Things have changed since I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)



how so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (3gwtv)

The plumbing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (t6MX/)

288 I'm in the crowd of people whose SBUX isn't full of SJWs... it's just full of truly horrible coffee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q)

289 "It's futile to ask these people to apologize"

I'm big enough to apologize to you, Mr. French. I'm very sorry that no one, thus far, has seen fit to kick your fucking ass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 05:12 PM (hjaPQ)

290 Xan's wonder-twin power stinks compared to Jayna's. But David French does sort of resemble their pet "Gleek"

Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2019 05:12 PM (1uG8Z)

291 The oreo packages are straight up sickening. Why does society have to pretend these delusions are real?

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:12 PM (U7k5w)

292 Nah, it couldn't have been the firearms. AZ is an open carry state. I wouldn't have been surprised if four or five other people in that shop weren't packing. Had to be the blue uniforms. Stupid locust must have just migrated in from Commiefornia.
Posted by: Old Blue


Customer had a felony warrant. That's why they were uncomfortable.

Change my mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2019 05:12 PM (ATv6t)

293 Carrying a load of faggots to the fire..... the olden days.

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:12 PM (bCLt0)

294 Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire above 9000 feet in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling in the near distance.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 05:12 PM (lADRM)

295 lot of america's problems started when the leftoid health nzzis told us to give up tallow. Also, every olive oil you buy is adulterated with soybean oil.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (JziUy)

Reminded me that most fruit juices are cut with white grape juice.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (B1ik8)

296 Did I mention Gleek's super power was carrying water?

Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (1uG8Z)

297 The 2020 July 4 celebration will be a triggering event. Bigly!

Start with tanks circling the capital just to troll the Demofascists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (z/Fq4)

298 >>>Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire above 9000 feet in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling in the near distance.

how's the parking?

No but really, that sure does sound good.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (PbpT7)

299 296 Did I mention Gleek's super power was carrying water?
Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (1uG8Z)

I think Gloop and Gleek were from Herculoids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

300 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

I'm in no danger of catching HIV as I'm not having unprotected sex there-or anywhere- with a person with HIV and while I could get hepatitis it could also happen at the local Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (+0VWg)

301 I had no idea who this swollen yeast infection was until Trump.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 05:14 PM (13dPG)

302 272 Nah, it couldn't have been the firearms. AZ is an open carry state. I wouldn't have been surprised if four or five other people in that shop weren't packing. Had to be the blue uniforms. Stupid locust must have just migrated in from Commiefornia.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (VNmG1)
------------

Heh, I remember a story several years ago where customer in a restaurant went up to a couple of guys who were carrying and started berating the guys for carrying and making people feel "unsafe."

The cognitive dissonance was strong with that one, because he evidently wasn't much afraid of confronting armed men.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:14 PM (qC1Sy)

303

Martian Martian Martian!

Posted by: Xan Brady at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (aKsyK)

304 Oars.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:09 PM (qC1Sy)

Plenty uv 'ores 'round 'ere, guvnah!

Posted by: Some Limey Hooker With Fleas at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (Cs98Q)

305 298
>>>Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire
above 9000 feet in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling
in the near distance.



how's the parking?



No but really, that sure does sound good.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (PbpT7)

You really ought to get out west.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (t6MX/)

306 Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire above 9000 feet in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling in the near distance.

Sounds like a scene from Brokeback Mountain.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (B1ik8)

307 We had boat coffee, guaranteed only one roach leg per pot!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2019 05:01 PM (xfb67)

Funny story. I was standing a mid watch one night at NAVCOMSTA Keflavik and I decided to clean the big coffee urn. I took off the little glass tube on the front that lets you know how much coffee was in there to clean the gunk out and there was this little white floaty marker that we always thought was just there to help with telling how much coffee was left. When I shook it out of the tube it turned out to be a cockroach that had been in there so long it was bleached white. The coffee never did taste the same after I took it out of there.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (VNmG1)

308 Ace: "Though, I gotta tell you, I could see the possibility of wanting to burn the flag myself arising at some point. America is less and less America every single day."

*****

I would never burn the flag.

It is such a bitch move.

Even during the Civil War, the South wasn't doing that sort of bitch move. They had the balls at least to honestly rebel.

Posted by: Taco Shack at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (C+qQ0)

309 For as group of people who "fucking love science", they're sure fantasists when it comes to gender and the idea that a baby isn't a baby until the goddess says it is. Sick fux.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (U7k5w)

310 Never quite sure what point the flag burners are trying to make. Burning a flag to protest "oppression" in a country where burning the flag is protected by the First Amendment doesn't exactly make the point they think they are making.

Posted by: Lirio100 at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (JK7Jw)

311


Orehos and fagnewtons, another childhood memory dead to me.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 08, 2019 05:15 PM (p8Tfs)

312 Try to find any processed food product that does not contain some form of soy, it's a lot harder than you would think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (AZxMX)

313 D. French taught Xan to can can

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (cyuo5)

314 300
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)



I'm in no danger of catching HIV as I'm not having unprotected sex
there-or anywhere- with a person with HIV and while I could get
hepatitis it could also happen at the local Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (+0VWg)

HIV threat is from hobo needles, as is every other disease.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (t6MX/)

315 "Low Energy" David French

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (Pqytn)

316 that was Joffen's last meal, as I recall, mint coated oreos.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (9B8Fz)

317 >>>You really ought to get out west.

I've been out there but I wasted time on bullshit instead of doing cool stuff.


>>>I would never burn the flag.

"Never" is a long time. You don't know what they'll do this country. I barely recognize it now, and who knows what they'll do in 10 years.


Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)

318 @298
It was good Ace, but those ice cold showers I took in the open in sub freezing temperatures will sure test yer heart

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (lADRM)

319 The staff at my local Starbucks are all, without exception, pleasant attractive and know how to smile.
It's a small city and they're small town/city girls.
I won't speak to the quality of the coffee but sometimes I need to go out.
Tim Hortons is an alternative but that chain has gone downhill.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 08, 2019 05:17 PM (aCNZ6)

320 HIV threat is from hobo needles, as is every other disease.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:17 PM (U7k5w)

321 315 "Low Energy" David French
Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (Pqytn)

Well, he is a 'bottom'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

322 HIV threat is from hobo needles, as is every other disease.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (t6MX/)

Addict needles, and some of those people look clean as a whistle.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (U7k5w)

323 I'll apologize to mr French. David, I'm sorry I shocked you when called you Stupid. I honestly thought you knew.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (gC2IV)

324 Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire above 9000 feet in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling in the near distance.


Green beans roasted in a cast iron skillet, cracked open with the but of your SAA, boiled in a percolator.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (ATv6t)

325
Xo-xo-xo for an Oreo!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (2EMYr)

326 Wondering if French was always such a dried up tube of vagisil or whether that only came out post his sucking on Hillary.

Posted by: dagny at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (nRWPy)

327 Things have changed since I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

how so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2019 05:07 PM (3gwtv)


That really, really gay crossing the equator ceremony got a bit less gay. Oh, and the daily ration of rum has gone down.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (9t0Zz)

328 Addict needles, and some of those people look clean as a whistle.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (U7k5w)

If they look clean, they are not shedding needles, no?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

329 Wait!

There was an Eric Swallow thread, and then it was gone!

Did my computer jump into the future and then back?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

330 324

Green beans roasted in a cast iron skillet, cracked open with the but of your SAA, boiled in a percolator.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (ATv6t)

This is code, right???

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:19 PM (bCLt0)

331 I never did burn the flag, but I did support the right of some asshole to publicly declare himself an unemployable asshole by doing it himself.

I always figured the various Rebel flags, similarly. that was before the Awokening.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (9B8Fz)

332 lol, you know, getting mistreated in a sbux is not easy.

the store we go to now is nearly entirely run by lesbians with some variation of pink or blue hair and they are as pleasant as they could be. the know my name, greet me when I walk in the door, have my order memorized.

they celebrate every holiday enthusiastically, including the "conservative" holidays. they recently celebrated the military by having everyone write out why they appreciate the military using flag sized postcards then covered the entire bar with them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (HALdu)

333 324
Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire above 9000 feet
in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling in the near
distance.





Green beans roasted in a cast iron skillet, cracked open with the but of your SAA, boiled in a percolator.





Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2019 05:18 PM (ATv6t)

Carrots in chili, now green bean coffee?
*burns flag*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (t6MX/)

334 Heh, I remember a story several years ago where customer in a restaurant went up to a couple of guys who were carrying and started berating the guys for carrying and making people feel "unsafe."

I've heard a couple of third-hand accounts of "woke" people calling the cops on open carriers and falsely claiming the open carrier was waving the gun around and threatening people.

Even if it's an urban legend, this is one reason I'm a concealed carrier.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (9t0Zz)

335 Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:17 PM (U7k5w)

There are no hobos in the local Starbucks. There are no needle disposal boxes. The restrooms are clean.This is true of every SB I've been in, but then I don't live a major Metropolitan area like NYC or the other SB where the hobos are hanging out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (+0VWg)

336 221
Plus untouched by xer/xim hands!



Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2019 04:58 PM (AZxMX)

.......



...that's been picking at it's nose ring and ear gauge all morning.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

+++There must be some inner need for human involvement when it comes to preparing your food that people are drawn to. Many times I have seen marquees for an ice-cream stand/store with the words "Hand Packed", as if this is an asset. I'd rather have a machine do it.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (9+jnX)

337 "Never" is a long time. You don't know what they'll do this country. I barely recognize it now, and who knows what they'll do in 10 years.


Posted by: ace


The flag represents the ideals that this country was founded on.

I'll straight up burn a lefty before I'd burn the flag.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (ATv6t)

338 328: You'd be surprised. Sometimes the better off addicts are happiest to share their issues with people below them. It wasn't supposed to happen to them, because money.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (U7k5w)

339 Best coffee is brewed cowboy style over an open campfire above 9000 feet
in the southern Colorado Rockies with bull elk bugling in the near
distance.





Green beans roasted in a cast iron skillet, cracked open with the but of your SAA, boiled in a percolator.





Posted by: rickb223 at J




brig that with you when you get to a reasonable altitude.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:21 PM (HALdu)

340
Green beans roasted in a cast iron skillet

Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:21 PM (aKsyK)

341 Sounds like a scene from Brokeback Mountain.

He said elk, not sheep.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:21 PM (9t0Zz)

342 who knows what they'll do in 10 years.


Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)

Just watch and wait.

*Wink*

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 08, 2019 05:21 PM (Cs98Q)

343 335-Sorry, post was for flounder, not CN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:21 PM (+0VWg)

344 I would drink warmed up donkey piss before I would ever give SBUX one red cent.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (Raq4A)

345 http://bit.ly/2XWmXKo
*******
Barr says Trump administration can legally add citizenship question to census | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (BqBId)

346 299 296 Did I mention Gleek's super power was carrying water?
Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (1uG8Z)

I think Gloop and Gleek were from Herculoids.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK


Is that a new Gwenneth Paltrow business venture?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

347 343
335-Sorry, post was for flounder, not CN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:21 PM (+0VWg)

It was a poor joke that went on too long. I won't judge you for buying a Starbucks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

348 What is even more insidious is that cuck French is actually playing a version of the Tech Tyrant's " YOU CAN'T SAY THAT" 1st Amendment crushing game, without being honest about his intent.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (ayyxM)

349 I would drink warmed up donkey piss before I would ever give SBUX one red cent.
Posted by: Ben Had at J




why?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (HALdu)

350 I visited someone in Columbus last year, needles all over the streets. A few blocks from the university, it was pretty shocking to see the filth.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (U7k5w)

351 >>The point is, I'm on these cucks' side of the actual point.
But for them to decide that a position held by many conservatives, a strong affection for what used to be America and her symbols, as an "SJW" position worse than those of the actual SJWs, is... well, I mean. They're liberals. Period. They are not libertarians or conservatives with a strong liberal streak.
- - -
I am generally on the cucks' side.

However, context is important.

It's not just the usual 'Commie burns a flag at a protest' shtick that may be currently upsetting people, it is the sanctification of the Pride rainbow flag while also sh#tting on the Betsy Ross flag, our founder's images in schools, their names on government buildings and streets, civil war erasure, etc..

People weren't micro-aggressing over a slight to the flag --- they were loudly pointing out that this is further travel down that slippery slope that was predicted when the Left started their war on American history with their swift removal of the confederate flag, immediately followed by the overnight removal of civil war statues, etc..

French and others can go [redacted] with their chortling over snowflake conservatives. They also ignored the progression of Antifa violence since Tea Party rallies and the 2016 campaign attacks outside of Trump rallies, and then suddenly decided the Andy Ngo attack was out of bounds. Of course it was, jerks, nice of you to notice instead of the usual dismissive tweeting about such attacks.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (bDqIh)

352 > You elites with your newfangled "sails" and "oars". We had 10 foot poles. And we were grateful.

You have poles? Oog no have pole. Oog squat on fallen log and paddle with hands. But Oog get to other side of river where hot cave girl live. Only lose one hand to crocodile.

Posted by: Oog the Paleolithic Sailorman at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (JUUk1)

353 338 328: You'd be surprised. Sometimes the better off addicts are happiest to share their issues with people below them. It wasn't supposed to happen to them, because money.
Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (U7k5w)

--------------

Very similar to what Steven Tyler said about his addiction to heroin.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (qC1Sy)

354 138 At least we can all agree that Starbucks has awesome coffee.
Posted by: wth


No. Overrated and overpriced. 7-11 and Sheetz has better coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (e0vsJ)

355 Which is why he talks about Twitter so much. He doesn't just love Twitter, he wants to be in control of Twitter.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (ayyxM)

356 So, if we should happen to light a progressive on fire and then stomp on it, that only counts as a microaggression?

I'm cool with that.

Posted by: West at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (7Fa8Y)

357 The only Oreo I ever had was those two hookers in Jamaica.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

358
Maybe I should start marketing a shoe with flexible metal shank through the entire sole for people who live on the West Coast.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (AzW6q)

359 If this XAN is not just a prop, maybe it/she/them can speak for itself. And who the fuck is David French, I don't feel safe with him on the same planet with me.

Posted by: SUG at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (dMrJJ)

360 Starbucks is another business that I'd love to boycott, but can't, because I never go to the place anyway.

There are Starbucks in some of the stores I go to.
You pay a gawdawful amount of money for a coffee. If it's one of the special ones, it has a mountain of calories. If I'm going to consume that amount of calories, I'll get a milkshake.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (+lVUW)

361
Those Oreos packages look like feminine hygiene products.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (M9ntN)

362 No. Overrated and overpriced. 7-11 and Sheetz has better coffee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at J




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (HALdu)

363 How DARE you use the term Xim. How do you know it isn't Xer?

Posted by: Patrick at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (Cp1fC)

364 138 At least we can all agree that Starbucks has awesome coffee.
Posted by: wth


No. Overrated and overpriced. 7-11 and Sheetz has better coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (e0vsJ)
.......

think I better remember the sarc tag when my jokes are this bad.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

365 Very similar to what Steven Tyler said about his addiction to heroin.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (qC1Sy)

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (U7k5w)

366 > Is that a new Gwenneth Paltrow business venture?
Herculoids are like hemorrhoids, only much larger.

Posted by: Oog the Paleolithic Sailorman at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (JUUk1)

367 353

Very similar to what Steven Tyler said about his addiction to heroin.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (qC1Sy)

So.... does heroin give you frog mouth then????

Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (bCLt0)

368 Halle Berry looks like a tasty Oreo.

Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (13dPG)

369 Green bean coffee?!?

You can take your legume espresso and stick it where the sun don't shine, mister.

Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (iys0/)

370 "Never" is a long time. You don't know what they'll
do this country. I barely recognize it now, and who knows what they'll
do in 10 years.







Posted by: ace at July 08, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)

==============================
Eh. I'm old enough, and I've read enough, where I've seen or read aoub"socialistic" periods in American history. The 1800 elections is one. Jackson's 1824 election was another. Then there was John Brown and the Pottawatimie Massacre followed by John Brown's Harpers Ferry raid. Then the fracas that started in 1861 and finished up in ....? The Pullman Riots and the IWW mayhem, several presidents shot dead or shot at by anarchists and communists, Sacco and Vanzetti, and then fun year of 1968. So things are what they are. Maybe a billionaire, oligarching, opportunist like Tom Steyer will be the new Huey Long. So, hang in there, guys.

Posted by: mrp at July 08, 2019 05:26 PM (Pqytn)

371 think I better remember the sarc tag when my jokes are this bad.
Posted by: wth at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

When you said 'we all can agree on..' that's your sarcasm tag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2019 05:26 PM (B1ik8)

372 368 Halle Berry looks like a tasty Oreo.
Posted by: 12 inches of truth at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (13dPG)

If you can help her career, you can find out first hand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:26 PM (bcbK8)

373
351 >>
Yup, these guys would have a stroke if someone publicly burned the rainbow flag, but don't get upset if someone burns the American flag!

PS how funny is it when they try to burn the small flags which are made of polyester and won't catch fire.

Posted by: annem at July 08, 2019 05:26 PM (Fm81C)

374 I would never burn our flag or ban burning it. I might allow asskicking anyone who does though.

Posted by: freaked at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (UdKB7)

375 A Starbucks story. I'm in line at the Nashville airport Starbucks. There was a soldier a few people behind me. I get to the front, pay for my stuff, and tell the cashier that the soldier's money was no good, and I would pay after he left. Now, I had to explain this to the kid manning the register who was thinking the soldier's money was really no good, like counterfeit. I go to the smoking room, which the airport had, the trooper comes in, takes a belt of joe and proclaims for one and all it tasted like shit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (C1Lsn)

376 358
Maybe I should start marketing a shoe with flexible metal shank through the entire sole for people who live on the West Coast.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:24 PM (AzW6q)

-----------

Jungle boots.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (gC2IV)

377 So.... does heroin give you frog mouth then????
Posted by: kraken at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (bCLt0)
--------------

No, but it sure can turn a 29 year old into a 89 year old in a hurry.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (qC1Sy)

378 The only Oreo I ever had was those two hookers in Jamaica.

Anyone who sexes up hookers in a third-world country is just begging for as yet undiscovered varieties of STDs.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (9t0Zz)

379 There are Starbucks in some of the stores I go to.
You pay a gawdawful amount of money for a coffee. If it's one of the special ones, it has a mountain of calories. If I'm going to consume that amount of calories, I'll get a milkshake.
Posted by: nerdygirl at J




$2.10?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (HALdu)

380 346 299 296 Did I mention Gleek's super power was carrying water?
Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (1uG8Z)

I think Gloop and Gleek were from Herculoids.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK


Is that a new Gwenneth Paltrow business venture?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

Worse. A 80's Hanna Barbera cartoon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (bcbK8)

381 A bit of a "family brawl" broke out a Disneyland a couple of days ago.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyk48j4

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (hjaPQ)

382 I can't tell if you liked the movie or not.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (l9m7l)

383
There are no hobos in the local Starbucks. There are no needle disposal boxes. The restrooms are clean.This is true of every SB I've been in, but then I don't live a major Metropolitan area like NYC or the other SB where the hobos are hanging out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2019 05:20 PM (+0VWg)

About 2 months ago, met someone for business at a local SBUX, about a mile away from their corporate HQ in south Seattle. It was their decision, not mine.

It was late afternoon weekday, and the stench of the two bums sitting in the leather chairs over 20 feet away was overwhelming.

Before I left, I went into the restroom, and sure enough, a needle disposal unit was mounted on the wall.

I just kept thinking how many bedbugs now infested that leather chair.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 08, 2019 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

384 Jungle boots.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 08, 2019 05:27 PM (gC2IV)

-------

Right, but with casual styling, and not too heavy. So you can fit in at work and not get some filthy disease-riddled hobo's used needle in your foot if you have a lapse in your laser-like focus on the ground where you're walking.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2019 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

385 365 Very similar to what Steven Tyler said about his addiction to heroin.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:25 PM (U7k5w)
And if it happened to him, well why not others who were just "lucky" that they didn't shoot up? I worked with plenty of addicts, and the well off ones tend to be exceptionally bitter and entitled. It's a fallacy that addicts are cherubs with hearts of gold. Another fallacy is impoverished dealers who can't help but sell. One of my very last patients described his need to entice new users as the cost of heroin had fallen. I mean how was he gonna make the payments on the BMW?

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:29 PM (U7k5w)

386 A bit of a "family brawl" broke out a Disneyland a couple of days ago.



The Slappiest Place on EArth


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

387 383: Let alone scabies

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (U7k5w)

388
think I better remember the sarc tag when my jokes are this bad.
Posted by: wth at


DUH! /s

;-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (e0vsJ)

389 Nood.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 08, 2019 05:30 PM (qC1Sy)

390 As filthy as Starbuck's is? There is nothing filthier than their public wifi.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 08, 2019 05:31 PM (ayyxM)

391 Nood, the press

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

392 It was late afternoon weekday, and the stench of the two bums sitting in the leather chairs over 20 feet away was overwhelming.

Before I left, I went into the restroom, and sure enough, a needle disposal unit was mounted on the wall.

I just kept thinking how many bedbugs now infested that leather chair.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at J



lol, you know sbux used to have these overstuffed purple chairs. Was at a store in ny. There was no where to sit.

some homeless gets out of a purple chair gathers his stuff and leaves. some guy next to me runs to the chair, sits, then immediately gets back out screaming and yelling.

the guy in the chair before him had pissed in the chair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (HALdu)

393 381 A bit of a "family brawl" broke out a Disneyland a couple of days ago.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyk48j4
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2019 05:28 PM (hjaPQ)

That looks staged.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 08, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

394 I saw Taint Remora open for the Gun Club at the old 930 in 1985

Posted by: DD News at July 08, 2019 05:33 PM (M2hjn)

395 I'll have a Venti double latte whipped with cinnamon sprinkle.
I'll be outside so could you call my name LOUD?

Posted by: Dick Balschaef at July 08, 2019 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

396
Worse. A 80's Hanna Barbera cartoon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


1967

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Herculoids

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2019 05:35 PM (aKsyK)

397 On the upside, there's a store near me that has a free serve yourself coffee bar with: about 8 kinds of brewed coffee, about 8 kinds of syrups, all the different types of milk, and sweeteners.

It's a nursery/produce/specialty grocery/wine and beer store. So as you drink your free coffee, sample caramel corn, beer, and gelato, you end up purchasing a lot of specialty items that you don't need.
Genius marketing.
Starbucks can get f**ked.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 08, 2019 05:36 PM (+lVUW)

398 Wonder what they'd do if I licked their stale scones?

Posted by: Regular joe at July 08, 2019 05:39 PM (6/uwW)

399 My Pronouns? Why yes, you may refer to me as "I know I smell like cat dung, but" or "I realize have shiticaca for brains, but"

Posted by: MaDuece at July 08, 2019 05:40 PM (0dmP2)

400 David French showing he doesn't think she is capable of defending herself, is more insulting than anything anyone who doesn't know her could write. It also shows that the 'insults' were on the money.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 08, 2019 05:42 PM (/Fmtj)

401 272 Nah, it couldn't have been the firearms. AZ is an open carry state. I wouldn't have been surprised if four or five other people in that shop weren't packing. Had to be the blue uniforms. Stupid locust must have just migrated in from Commiefornia.
___________________

Tempe is where Arizona State University is located. Lots of SJW idiots among the student body. And they always have plenty of money to waste on shit like Starbucks coffee and stale scones. My guess would be that the complaining snowflake was one of them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2019 05:43 PM (k4dH2)

402 It's not "woke" to think that getting upset at a random barista getting upset at cops being in one of the 14,000 stores in the US is worth caring about. It's obviously not a corporate policy, as the press release notes.

Not every local scandal has to become something we give a shit about because Culture War.

Posted by: Carl at July 08, 2019 05:50 PM (yymN5)

403 > the guy in the chair before him had pissed in the chair.

Could have been worse.
Could have been piss AND bedbugs. Or maybe even some typhus fleas, in SoCal.

Posted by: Oog the Paleolithic Sailorman at July 08, 2019 05:52 PM (JUUk1)

404 Oog sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 08, 2019 05:53 PM (JUUk1)

405 I contend that the American flag is not just a symbol but a legal entity. The flag actually means something. It determines sovereign territory, which is no small thing. A ship that flies the flag is a very specific and real thing. Planting a flag on the moon means something real and tangible and legal (to us, which is the only legality that we care about, though most other nations understand what planting a flag on unclaimed territory means for others, too).

I would propose that it should be legal to burn dollar bills long before it should be legal to burn the flag. But it's not legal to burn dollar bills, even though they are only federal reserve notes - because they stand for something legal and larger.

Flag burning is not a case of "free speech". One is free to say "America sucks". THat is their speech. They are free to say the flag sucks. They are free to express all of these opinions. But the flag is a legal entity (not unlike a contract written on paper) and you can't just burn it any more than you can just burn a contract as an exercise of "free speech" expressing that you disagree with it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (bOCwl)

406 Correct answer when random customer says xe "feels" "unsafe" because xe sees police in Starbucks is, "Well, I guess you better leave then!"

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at July 08, 2019 05:56 PM (xqcFU)

407 Meh.

I wish - sorta but not really - that I patronized Starbucks. Then I could quit them just 'cuz of this stupidity.

Effing losers.

Posted by: budman at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (cRwSI)

408 Poor #NeverTrumpers.

They used to be important. Now they are reduced to being pseudo-Republican Pomeranians, circling and yipping, trying to bite President Trump's ankles, a nattering pack of insufferable sissies

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 08, 2019 06:08 PM (T09ml)

409 No. Overrated and overpriced. 7-11 and Sheetz has better coffee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2019 05:23 PM (e0vsJ)

+++++


7-11 has better SUSHI than Starbuck's coffee.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 08, 2019 06:11 PM (T09ml)

410 Not every local scandal has to become something we give a shit about because Culture War.
Posted by: Carl
--------

True. The reaction to the Oberlin/Gibson bakery affair was also an exaggerated response, as was the Trayvon Martin affair, and the Gates 'The police acted stupidly affair', the 'Bake the cake' affair, etc., etc.....

We really do not need to pay any attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2019 06:13 PM (Ou6XS)

411 When I was on Twitter, I rarely held my contempt for Mary Chastain, and took hell for it. I thought she was a smug elitist. Now I'm never right about anything, but I was damn sure right about her.

Disrespecting the flag is no big deal, huh? Mary? F.U.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2019 06:17 PM (BqXKV)

412 Conservative wokenes
Cuck + Wokeness= wuckness

Posted by: Snarkus Aurelius at July 08, 2019 06:39 PM (50Lf8)

413 People need to be reminded that the label "snowflake" has nothing to do with being physically weak or soft. Instead, it's about an inflated sense of ego and self-importance, based on the idea that no two snowflakes are alike and therefore they are special and unique and deserving of constant accommodation and affirmation, like a petulant tyrant king.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 08, 2019 06:47 PM (QuovZ)

414 Used to be an affirmative defense to punching some a*hole burning the flag right in the schnozz: fighting words.
Unfortunately, we don't allow those sorts of responses anymore. It would solve the flag-burning thing pretty quickly.

Posted by: GWB at July 08, 2019 09:35 PM (pNkYU)

415 Kill some brain cells and some time with the awesomeness of the King Cuck himself! 91 minutes of your life pissed away!
(Not responsible if you commit suicide listening; offer not valid in all 57 states to anyone with an IQ above 50)

George Will once pointed out to George McGovern that he, McGovern, had become a noun, and an ism: "McGovernism." The same has happened to David French: "David Frenchism." What is that? French himself discusses it, with Jay. They talk about a slew of things, in a conversation both leisurely and vigorous: Independence Day; Justin Amash and the Republican party; climate change; Antifa and masks; Trump and dictators; Nike and Arizona; Oberlin College and a bakery (it's always a bakery, isn't it?); the NBA; Iran; the Tuskegee Airmen...You have a pair of Frenchistas, talking over the world.

Q & A, Hosted by Jay Nordlinger #242
Frenchistas
https://bit.ly/2XUkGiW

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at July 08, 2019 10:33 PM (jY1B4)

416 When you see someone burning a flag. help him.

That's right help him, throw some gas onto the flag to help him, from behind him, and try not to get any on the flag burner, not in any circumstance. Then if anything happens attempt to douse the fire with some water, which you might happen to mistake for something else.

And wear black clothing and a mask. Antifa!

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 09, 2019 12:26 AM (nRj4F)

417 We have the brains, we know history, we aren't snowflakes, we have our weapons.

Keep pushing and you'll understand what happened in 1776.

Posted by: Rock, Paper, Scissors at July 09, 2019 09:28 AM (xZjSg)

418 David French, you ignorant slut,


DROP DEAD and make it quick.

Posted by: Rock, Paper, Scissors at July 09, 2019 09:30 AM (xZjSg)

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