Trump: Pence's Cancellation of His New Hampshire Trip Was Due to Something "Very Interesting" You'll Know About Soon Enough



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1 Chipotle for lunch?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (gC2IV)

2 The man is such a tease. *pouts*

Posted by: IC at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (a0IVu)

3 Chipotle for lunch?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

That would do it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (FTlwv)

4 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (gC2IV)

5 Pence had to go help Jonny Quest defeat the Giant Robot Spiders!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)

6 The possibilities are endless.
I hope it involves frog marching, hand cuffs, blazing TV lights.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (TkuZ0)

7 First!

because no one claimed it before me...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (U4Yo6)

8 #TwoWeeks!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (rnXGe)

9 The teasening...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

10 problem...in new hampshire?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (JziUy)

11 #2WEEKS!

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (B2a5t)

12 It's a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire that I can't tell you about.

The killer bees have finally made it up north!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (bOCwl)

13 This is Trump doing his "who shot JR" bit ain't it??

Bet Acosta will be all agog over it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (VFi6u)

14 Getting teased by our President. That's pretty funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (HaL55)

15 I also kinda enjoy the etymology sidebar stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)

16 Isn't/wasn't the Navy brig in Portsmouth, NH?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (TkuZ0)

17 New Hampshire have a Somalian colony?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (MJi/G)

18 10 problem...in new hampshire?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (JziUy)

Vermont has been getting saucy lately.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)

19 **EXPLOSIVES**


Oh...and Joan Collins.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (axyOa)

20 Photos of Mayor Pete dressed as a Pony Girl will be the bombshell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (VFi6u)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

22 BESURETODRINKYOUROVALTINE

Posted by: Blutarski at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (+Tibp)

23 I also kinda enjoy the etymology sidebar stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK


Everyone does. That's why it's called "etymology".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (bOCwl)

24 The problem was in New Hampshire. That's interesting.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (aXucN)

25 They ran out of maple syrup for the pancake breakfast and Pence don't play that shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

26 Jewels45 I left you a reply on the end of the last thread

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (PBiu3)

27 New Hampshire have a Somalian colony?
Posted by: Rob Crawford



By the sounds of it, not anymore.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (ATv6t)

28 Ruptured hemorrhoid?

Where's the Mayo Clinic?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Trivia question:

Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?

a. Rhode Island
b. New Hampshire
c. Alabama
d. Mississippi
e. Delaware

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (oFcdC)

30 There were lobsters involved. Don't ask.

Posted by: MW at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (hNTtn)

31 Entomology bugs me.

Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (ppBhU)

32 28 Ruptured hemorrhoid?

Where's the Mayo Clinic?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Near Rochester, Minnesota

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

33 Unless you talk about Entomology, that can be kinda gross.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (VFi6u)

34 I did see one place where it was said that the problem/situation was in New Hampshire, not D.C., and that Pence apparently was turned around to avoid it. But that just makes it even more intriguing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

35 It would be great if this turns out to be a disinformation op by Trump to identify leakers -- by floating different salacious stories to different people within the administration and see what makes it into the press.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (T/DJH)

36 Jeanne Shaheen is being indicted for her role in the NXIVM cult.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (9t0Zz)

37 You'll know in about two weeks.


I thought that waterboarding was quicker than that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (fK4Z3)

38 Will there be flaming skull pudding cups involved?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (BbGew)

39 TwoWeeks?


Yeah, he lurks here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (+X3bt)

40 Live free or die!

Posted by: Walter White at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (kR3UB)

41 17 New Hampshire have a Somalian colony?

----

who doesn't. They're seeking asylum and america is the only coutnry on earth to possibly get it at. The UN also gives them a nice stipend to spend all day in Stabucks.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (JziUy)

42 Everyone does. That's why it's called "etymology".

That's not a post about bugs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (HaL55)

43 IS IT LUPUS!?

Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (B2a5t)

44
Near Rochester, Minnesota
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK


Missed it by THAT much.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Dance media puppets dance!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (6/uwW)

46 They've found the one-armed man?

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

47
I saw Allahpundit (or one of his friends quoting him, who cares?) on Twitter saying that there must have been a threat against Pence at the event.

So I'm putting my dollar on "anything except a threat against Pence at the event."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

48 Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?

I'd have to go for Alabama, cuz there sure ain't much of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (Kpl3J)

49 Seriously, though - assassination threat?

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (Fm81C)

50 There was a planned assassination?!

Well, we were discussing conspiracy theories earlier, so why not make some up?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (bDqIh)

51 we all need to order t-shirts and/or hats to wear around in public...

exploding heads everywhere!

https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/
make-america-great-again-pride-tee-1

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (U4Yo6)

52 Do the prancer size people fly the pony flag?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (PBiu3)

53
Obviously, it's aliens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (f1Vqw)

54 Ruptured hemorrhoid?

Where's the Mayo Clinic?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)


Everywhere. The Mayo Clinic are advertising their drive-thrus on TV, now. Their tag line is , "Faster than McDonald's".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (bOCwl)

55 Is the Gulf of Mexico an ocean?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

56 b. New Hampshire

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (9t0Zz)

57 Heh, annem!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (bDqIh)

58 Well, this might be brilliant. Give the mouthbreathers something to chatter about for a while. And have it turn out to be emergency hemmoroid surgery or something...

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (mIJ9W)

59 48 Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?

I'd have to go for Alabama, cuz there sure ain't much of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Nope. of the five options listed, Alabama has the LONGEST coastline!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (oFcdC)

60 Where's the Mayo Clinic?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Near Rochester, Minnesota

Big Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)

61 29 Trivia question:

Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?

a. Rhode Island
b. New Hampshire
c. Alabama
d. Mississippi
e. Delaware
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (oFcdC)

GOOD question.

I'm no lord of the Brocean but I'm going with New Hampshire, from post context

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)

62 IS IT LUPUS!?
Posted by: George Costanza



I hate giant rabbits.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (tH5fk)

63 Obviously, it's aliens.


Specifically, Space Aliens.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (+H0tZ)

64 Etomology. That's the study of what you et.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (DuZls)

65 >>Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?


New Hampshire?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (bDqIh)

66 Nobody will care in two weeks.

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (ePWRo)

67 Explosion at the Gay Conversion Ray Gun laboratory. Semen everywhere.

Posted by: runninrebel at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (mQoUp)

68 Nope. of the five options listed, Alabama has the LONGEST coastline!

now that's a surprise, honestly!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)

69 56 b. New Hampshire
Posted by: bonhomme


WE HAVE WINNER!

3 quatloos for you, my young friend!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oFcdC)

70 S IT LUPUS!?
Posted by: George Costanza

I hate giant rabbits.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (tH5fk)
---
Boy, that was a night!

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)

71 ok, watch the clip. Problem up there. See about it in a week or two. We still have time to wildly speculate. What problem would cause the VP to leave? to turn right the fuck back around.

1. whole sea-board going to explode. sure. I think we'd be a little more concerned tho.
2. who ever he was going to meet turning out to be dirty AF. maybe.
3. bad guys.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (JziUy)

72 IT'S A TUMOR!

Posted by: That Kid From That Movie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Zombie Franklin Pierce sighting?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (+0VWg)

74 UFO

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (rnXGe)

75 Do the aliens have any nylorg?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (VFi6u)

76 55 Is the Gulf of Mexico an ocean?
Posted by: Sponge


Well, it's connected to an ocean, so yeah.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oFcdC)

77 Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?


It was COLD!!!!

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (tH5fk)

78 Right, Lizzy?

Also, my daughter's name is Elizabeth, but she goes by Liz.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Fm81C)

79 #twoweeks

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (z2W2E)

80 And that little girl was New Hampshire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)

81 13 miles?! Why even have a coastline?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fK4Z3)

82 Mississippi

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (ePWRo)

83 Antifa was planning something in NH that would have put VP Pence in danger?

President Trump finally took the last step and confessed our Lord and Savior to Pence?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)

84
Nobody will care in two weeks.
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (ePWRo

-------

I'm pretty sure nobody cares now. PDT is just baiting the cloud of throne-sniffing DC press-flies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (AzW6q)

85
I'm no lord of the Brocean but I'm going with New Hampshire, from post context
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Correct.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (oFcdC)

86 NH has the shortest coast.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (6/uwW)

87 IS IT LUPUS!?

It's never lupus.

Posted by: Gregory House at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (+X3bt)

88 Well, it's connected to an ocean, so yeah.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oFcdC)


So is the Mississippi River.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Ruptured hemorrhoid?

Where's the Mayo Clinic?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM

***

This explains the Falsie quiver, Lancey. Maybe.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (axyOa)

90 NH doesn't know anything about it. POTUS assassination plot?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (t6MX/)

91 It's a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire that I can't tell you about.


Day One: The Syrup Crisis

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

92 Russians came off that (now lost) submarine, infiltrated New Hampshire, and were going to kill Pence?


Either that or a militarized Antifa group. They kill Pence, and Trump ... then Heil Pelosi, and her mobsters. That crazy commie is way too close to power.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (Cus5s)

93 Now a Boy/Girl Gun would be more amusing. To use on the likes of Jim Acoster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (VFi6u)

94 New Hampshire: "It's either us or the MAGA hat."

Pence: "LOL get fucked."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (HmZuC)

95 This is part of the cover-up!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (w54mS)

96 I would guess New Hampshire too, as it only takes a few minutes to drive through it if you go up along the coast.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (aXucN)

97 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Actually.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (tH5fk)

98 Anna Puma, did you see this pic from the ONT?

i vote for C-47 with the cargo doors... what say you?

https://tinyurl.com/y42my3ur

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (U4Yo6)

99 Ruptured hemorrhoid?

No, Jerry Nadler is just fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (HaL55)

100 Did you read about the people who are going to storm Area 51 to free the Aliens?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (PBiu3)

101 Bernie Sanders was caught wagging his noodle at the people of NH from across the Connecticut River.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (kLDv+)

102 76 55 Is the Gulf of Mexico an ocean?
Posted by: Sponge

Well, it's connected to an ocean, so yeah."

It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)

103 61 29 Trivia question:

Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?

a. Rhode Island
b. New Hampshire
c. Alabama
d. Mississippi
e. Delaware
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (oFcdC)


Hey that's a trick question

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (ePWRo)

104 3 quatloos for you, my young friend!

Thanks.

I'm spending it on more holodeck time with 7 of 9.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (9t0Zz)

105 f. Idaho

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (fK4Z3)

106 I call bullshit. Rhode Island isn't even a real state.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (gC2IV)

107 72
IT'S A TUMOR!

Posted by: That Kid From That Movie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

I'll be back.

Posted by: The Tumornator at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)

108 Totals:

Alabama - 607 mi
Rhode Island -384 mi
Delaware - 381 mi
Mississippi - 359 mi
New Hampshire - 131 mi

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (oFcdC)

109 It's a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire that I can't tell you about.


*****


They are being sued by Old Hampshire over some sort of copyright infringement.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (mvenn)

110 And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Azra Turk at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (DuZls)

111 102 76 55 Is the Gulf of Mexico an ocean?
Posted by: Sponge

Well, it's connected to an ocean, so yeah."

It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)



It's going to have a hurricane Saturday too
but it don't make it no damn ocean.

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ePWRo)

112 Rebellion that need to be put down? That would be cool.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (0OmEj)

113
Holy Cow! i love that last thread with the xuy who lost to a hat.


The part that makes it so-o-o-o-o sweet is xim talking about how xe "corrected" his girl friend.

Xe sounds like the bartender in "The Shining" talking to Jack nicholson.

"Corrected"!

Yes, as an adult there's nothing that I enjoy more than having my opinions "corrected" by some officious gamma potato-brained derp.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (2EMYr)

114 106 I call bullshit. Rhode Island isn't even a real state.


oh and Delaware is?!

btw he says "problem in New Hampshire" that's weird

seems kinda specific

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (Rarvo)

115 He's selling New Hampshire to the Israelis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

116 Post '47 C-47. Looks like the lads are aerial photographers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (VFi6u)

117 Anybody know who that little girl was?

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)

118 111
It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)


Popeye Itzkowitz. Head of Mossad Secret Weapons Lab...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

119 Totals:

Alabama - 607 mi
Rhode Island -384 mi
Delaware - 381 mi
Mississippi - 359 mi
New Hampshire - 131 mi
Posted by: zombie


Nebraska has the shortest oceanic coastline = 0 miles.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ATv6t)

120 106 I call bullshit. Rhode Island isn't even a real state.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (gC2IV)

It's a series of potholes haphazardly connected with strips of asphalt.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

121 97 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Actually.
Posted by: eleven /i]

ALSO TRUE!

Bonus prize of 1.5 quatloos for you, my friend of unknown age!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (oFcdC)

122 Anybody know who that little girl was?
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein



Kamala Harris?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ATv6t)

123 Yes, as an adult there's nothing that I enjoy more than having my opinions "corrected" by some officious gamma potato-brained derp.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (2EMYr)
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I see you know your way around HR departments.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)

124 f. Idaho

What did Idaho ever do to you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (+X3bt)

125 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Actually.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (tH5fk)


Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (bOCwl)

126 Sundance is reporting that that fuckface Horowitz is probably going to recommend a few rule changes, and everybody skates. "Soon" turns out to be total bullshit a la Fast and Furious.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (U7k5w)

127 13 miles.


Is that as the crow flies?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (fK4Z3)

128 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Actually.
Posted by: eleven
--------------

This is how it starts...

Posted by: Fractals at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (2qPhT)

129 Where's the Mayo Clinic?

Posted by: Sponge

Near Mustard Hall

Posted by: Boswell at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (32YRo)

130
Nothing interesting ever happens in New Hampshire

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (TAmPV)

131 121 97 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Actually.
Posted by: eleven /i]

ALSO TRUE!

Bonus prize of 1.5 quatloos for you, my friend of unknown age!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (oFcdC)


Ask Slotty Bartfarst. He won awards for fjords....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

132 btw he says "problem in New Hampshire" that's weird

seems kinda specific


I'm telling ya, Jeanne Shaheen is being indicted for her role in the NXIVM cult.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (9t0Zz)

133 officious gamma potato-brained derp

I like this. Alot.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (tH5fk)

134 >>It's a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire that I can't tell you about.

"Disneyworld" fight in Concord.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (7+yiM)

135 Ace if you're not listening to the History of English Podcast. It's got lots of word origins and words that are cognates with each other that you may not realize.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (WaxcS)

136 The problem was in New Hampshire. That's interesting.

Maybe he wanted to see the Old Man In The Mountain. Childhood dream type of thing.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (Z1eux)

137 106 I call bullshit. Rhode Island isn't even a real state.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Also true!

Trivia question #2:

There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (oFcdC)

138 It's totally UFOs.

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (MVjcR)

139 What the hell??

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

140 I'm telling ya, Jeanne Shaheen is being indicted for her role in the NXIVM cult.


yes this sounds close to possible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (Rarvo)

141 127 13 miles.


Is that as the crow flies?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (fK4Z3)

African or European?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

142 Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (bOCwl)
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Way to get insulting, dude.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)

143 They're changing the name to "New Trumpshire."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

144 Of all the silly places we allow to be states, Rhode Island really rustles my jimmies. We need to tip it over a.s.a.p.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - channeling Hank Johnson as a simplton version of Lex Luthor at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (ppBhU)

145 The word on the street is Aliens.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (4e+hS)

146 Maine threatened to declare an interstate war for a conquest of NH's lobster fisheries.

Pence had to report to the room in PDT's absence.

That's my theory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

147 It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.

And lots and lots of other tasty seafood, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (HaL55)

148 Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (xPl2J)

149 There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

is it like "the commonwealth of rhodies" or something?

cos that's us too in PA but no one takes it serious

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (Rarvo)

150 137: Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Although I think the state recently dropped the second half due to people being triggered by the word plantation.

Posted by: Liberty at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (466J3)

151 Popeye Itzkowitz. Head of Mossad Secret Weapons Lab...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)


That's me boy.

Posted by: Pappy Itzkowitz at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (aS1PU)

152 Colorado's oceanic coastline is shorter than New Hampshire's.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (mvenn)

153 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Actually.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (tH5fk)

Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM


****

Ahh...high tide or low tide?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)

154 is Mark right? is that the actual state name?!!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Rarvo)

155 State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (JcXHH)

156 86
NH has the shortest coast.

Posted by: Regular joe
I'm gonna go with Wyo, Mont. Colo. etc.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (L9T8R)

157 The military coup is about to start!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Vgw1E)

158 141
127 13 miles.





Is that as the crow flies?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (fK4Z3)



African or European?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

Fraught or unfraught.

Posted by: The Tumornator at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (t6MX/)

159 Maybe he wanted to see the Old Man In The Mountain. Childhood dream type of thing.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (Z1eux)
-------

He's too late. Half of his face fell off a while back.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (aXucN)

160 What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

South Boston.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Z1eux)

161 Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (bOCwl)
---
Way to get insulting, dude.
Posted by: Axeman


Let me whip this measuring rod out. Wait. Nevermind. God hates the Irish.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (ATv6t)

162 they really should have kept the whole name!

it's such a teeny state it's cool to have essentially a paragraph for a name

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Rarvo)

163 Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM

****
Ahh...high tide or low tide?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)
---
Deh was shrinkage!

Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (DuZls)

164 There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

Joan Collins.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (HaL55)

165 Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



IT WAS COLD I'M TELLING YOU!!

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (tH5fk)

166 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Your Calculus teacher is mortified you have apparently forgotten the concept of limits.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (9t0Zz)

167 Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (xPl2J)


Slave trade mecca of the north.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (bOCwl)

168 Dang Muldoon...I missed by that much!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (L9T8R)

169 Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
---------

Meh. What's an orbit here or there?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (2qPhT)

170 >> 13 miles?! Why even have a coastline?

It's pretty?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (bDqIh)

171 All the nutmeg vanished?

Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (RJcOX)

172 A Chernobyl type meltdown at the Seabrook Nuke plant? I'm thankful the winds haven't been from the northeast.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (+uDPK)

173 Two weeks is the incubation period for the new Gay Bomb under development in NH and, sadly, there was a serious leak.

Nobody noticed at first because it was Pride Month and all but then the VP advance party returned humming showtunes and the jig, as they say, was up.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (z2W2E)

174 As a proud lifelong N.H. resident, I have no idea what Trump is talking about.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (Gs5TH)

175 There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

I-95

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (bOCwl)

176 It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.

And lots and lots of other tasty seafood, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (HaL55)


It's one of them seven seas.
Haul ass.
Haul ass.

Posted by: Pappy Itzkowitz at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (aS1PU)

177 I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (GbPPJ)

178 Back in the day there was the great Nebraska Sea, that's why they have so many fossils of sea creatures

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (PBiu3)

179 Have any of our new Somali neighbors living on the coasts taken up piracy yet?
It's a lucrative business I hear.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

180 Once when I was living in Connecticut my parents came to visit me and it was a Sunday and I had forgotten to buy beer. So I drove to Rhode Island, proving Rhode Island is good for something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

181 Where's the Mayo Clinic?



Posted by: Sponge



Near Mustard Hall

Posted by: Boswell at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (32YRo)

Condiment Medical Center

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (NMAzL)

182 What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

***

It all started when some dude came into the pub late just exhausted and was asked where he'd been.
His reply, "I just Rowed Inland."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (axyOa)

183 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.

Your Calculus teacher is mortified you have apparently forgotten the concept of limits.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (9t0Zz)
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Not really, because there is no limit to the length of a contour.

But you would probably measure a coastline by a geometrical representation, not a real contour.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)

184 Trump will reveal that Pence had to return because New Hampshire did not sweep the forest floors. Dirty!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (UHFz4)

185 I was just throwing snark out there, but zombie says it's true? Well, tough shit, Rhode Islanders.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (gC2IV)

186 171 All the nutmeg vanished?

That would be the People's Democratic Republic of Connecticut.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (Fm81C)

187 Posted by: zombie


Nebraska has the shortest oceanic coastline = 0 miles.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ATv6t)



Which state has the largest inland seaport?


Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)

188 What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?
---
Providence.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)

189

Moooooo!!! Mooo! Dammit!!!!

/New Hampshire cow with mad cow disease.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (mvenn)

190 Theorectically...it's impossible to tell how long a coastline is.


Theoretically, doesn't the length of any coastline approach infinity as your measuring scale shrinks?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (Vgw1E)

191 There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

Joan Collins.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (HaL55)

The Fiefdom of Rhode Island.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (eAMlh)

192 There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (oFcdC)



Rhode Island and Providence Plantations?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ujg0T)

193 Ah... my trollish doppelganger returns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

194 Which state has the largest inland seaport?







Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)

Idaho?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (xPl2J)

195 Scientists have determined that New Hampshire is actually Canada's ballsack and they're going to have to pay dearly to get it back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

196 They're building a nuke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (8lGpb)

197 The last U-boat sunk in World War II has been found. The Type XXI U-3523 was apparently driven into the muddy sea bed by the underwater explosions from depth charges dropped by an RAF Coastal Command Liberator.

http://dubm.de/en/april-7/

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (VFi6u)

198 This is all speculation, but if it flushes out leakers, or is a terrorist bust, excellent.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (ujg0T)

199 Yud, is someone socking you?

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (aXucN)

200 Green grass and high tides

Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (RJcOX)

201 180 Once when I was living in Connecticut my parents came to visit me and it was a Sunday and I had forgotten to buy beer. So I drove to Rhode Island, proving Rhode Island is good for something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

You can buy beer on Sundays here now!

(We used to go to NY on Sundays)

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (Fm81C)

202 Once when I was living in Connecticut my parents came to visit me and it was a Sunday and I had forgotten to buy beer. So I drove to Rhode Island, proving Rhode Island is good for something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)


How weird is that.
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (aS1PU)

203 Which state has the largest inland seaport?


Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)


Isn't it Iowa?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)

204
Isn't there a town in New Hampshire called Ecomcon?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

205 Scientists have determined that New Hampshire is actually Canada's ballsack and they're going to have to pay dearly to get it back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)


LOL ... as if Canada had balls ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (bOCwl)

206 What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?

Who Cares?

No, I'm saying that's the actual name.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (Vgw1E)

207 A friend from Connecticut tells me that at one time it was legal there to shoot anyone found crossing into Connecticut from Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (2qPhT)

208 JackStraw is on the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (OuKaw)

209 Which state has the largest inland seaport?

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)


Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

210 5 Pence had to go help Jonny Quest defeat the Giant Robot Spiders!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)
-----


Who else was wigged out by that thing as a kid?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)

211 I wonder what Zack has to say bout this...

Posted by: DXO at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (nzKWW)

212 Is there no limit to these limits?????

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (tH5fk)

213 200 Green grass and high tides
Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (RJcOX)



Castles of stoned souls in glory
Lost races sadly adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (ujg0T)

214 Your Calculus teacher is mortified you have apparently forgotten the concept of limits.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM

***

My calculus teacher was Miss Cummings.
After three tequila slammers, she knew no limits.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (axyOa)

215
Which state has the largest inland seaport?


Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)

-------------------

Hmmm.. Michigan?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)

216 Which state has the largest inland seaport?



Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)

I don't know but it has a purty mouth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (t6MX/)

217 202 Once when I was living in Connecticut my parents came to visit me and it was a Sunday and I had forgotten to buy beer. So I drove to Rhode Island, proving Rhode Island is good for something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

How weird is that.
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.

How about those living in a town bordering another state?

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (+uDPK)

218 Hey now, since JackStraw isn't here to defend his teeny tiny little state, I will say that there are some beautiful places in RI.

Just don't blink when you go through or you'll miss them.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (aXucN)

219 They were one of Dr. Zinn's more nefarious inventions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (VFi6u)

220 >>Have any of our new Somali neighbors living on the coasts taken up piracy yet?

Sounds like they've kinda taken over social services in Portland, Maine. Per Daniel Greenberg (Sultan Knish) post a few months ago, they state managed to attract so many Somalis (legal refugees and border jumpers who heard it was a good place for benefits) that they've hired one or more Somalis and now local Mainers are getting shut out of services, such as those who are homeless.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (bDqIh)

221 Isn't NH trying to pass some kind of gun control?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

222 JackStraw is on the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (OuKaw)
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Posted by: Male Voice at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (DuZls)

223
Speculation -it's whats for dinner!

Posted by: The MSM at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (LilNs)

224 Pence had to return because Trump forgot how to work the TV remote.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (UHFz4)

225 I just ate the first warm, ripe fig of the summer off our tree.

Heaven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

226 16 Isn't/wasn't the Navy brig in Portsmouth, NH?
**********

The prison was in Kittery, ME, the other side of the Piscataqua river from Portsmouth.

the Navy yard is also in Kittery.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (6huJn)

227 148 Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Posted by: Mark1971


We have a winner!

1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oFcdC)

228 174 As a proud lifelong N.H. resident, I have no idea what Trump is talking about.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (Gs5TH)


It's probably classified.

Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

229 Which state has the largest inland seaport?



The Bronx?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (Vgw1E)

230 sidebar says freight and cargo are not synonyms, but what does a freighter carry? It carries cargo, but it is a freighter because it collects the freight, I guess.


Word origins are fraught with danger.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (Cus5s)

231 How about those living in a town bordering another state?
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (+uDPK)


Weirdos.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (aS1PU)

232
What state has the largest inland seaport?

West Virginia

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (TAmPV)

233 Rhode island isn't a state, it's a big plantation

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

234 Isn't it Iowa?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)


From wiki: centered on the Ohio River in
Huntington, West Virginia, is the largest inland port in the United States.


Confession: Thought it was Tulsa but checked to make sure.

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (ePWRo)

235 220 >>Have any of our new Somali neighbors living on the coasts taken up piracy yet?

Sounds like they've kinda taken over social services in Portland, Maine. Per Daniel Greenberg (Sultan Knish) post a few months ago, they state managed to attract so many Somalis (legal refugees and border jumpers who heard it was a good place for benefits) that they've hired one or more Somalis and now local Mainers are getting shut out of services, such as those who are homeless.

The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)

236 Pence came back because the Gorilla Channel was down. Code red baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (8lGpb)

237
218 Hey now, since JackStraw isn't here to defend his teeny tiny little state, I will say that there are some beautiful places in RI.

Just don't blink when you go through or you'll miss them.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (aXucN)

And they have Laconia Bike Week.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (Fm81C)

238 The Chipotle grilled chicken burrito bowl is pretty good.

*ducks*

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)

239 How weird is that.
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (


If they live near the state border they might

Posted by: Buzzion at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (WaxcS)

240 He took New Hampshire for granite.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (DuZls)

241 sidebar says freight and cargo are not synonyms, but what does a freighter carry? It carries cargo, but it is a freighter because it collects the freight, I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (Cus5s)


Freight Cult >> Cargo Cult

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (bOCwl)

242 Someone saw a rock. It wasn't a rock. IT WAS A ROCK LOBSTER!

Posted by: B-52's not the plane - the group at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

243 This is PURE speculation: Maybe there was a plot to kill the Veep.
Or turn him into The Manchurian Candidate.

Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (I5SAg)

244 It use to be Houston but I'm thinking Louisiana ??

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (UUBmN)

245
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Posted by: Male Voice at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (DuZls)


Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend?
We both know perfectly well
what it is you're talking about.
You want me to have an abortion.

Posted by: Female Voice at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

246 Hey everybody.

**TOP FIVE QDPSTEVE GUESSES WHY PENCE HAD TO RETURN TO DC IN SUCH A HURRY**

5. Wanted to collect the extra miles on his Air Force Two value card; now he's eligible for that free round-trip flight, car and hotel to Cancun next Labor Day weekend

4. Needed a pep talk after Rosie O'Donnell's latest mean tweet questioning his masculinity

3. God told him to

2. It's not every week PDT serves Popeye's at his cabinet meetings

1. Just had to see who won this year's competition on RuPaul's Drag Race

:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (miE9U)

247 My father was presented a certificate honoring his service to the state by The Great Nebraska Navy. Hangs on the wall still at moms place.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (PBiu3)

248 172 A Chernobyl type meltdown at the Seabrook Nuke plant? I'm thankful the winds haven't been from the northeast.
*************

Ain't gonna happen. Seabrook has a containment vessel.

Chernobyl didn't.

Bedwetter.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (6huJn)

249 The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)



As problematic and abused as the category of "refugee immigrant" undeniably is, what exactly do the Somalis do on the beaches? Poop?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (ujg0T)

250 Which state has the largest inland seaport?

Did you mean rampart?

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (lK7fO)

251 227 148 Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Posted by: Mark1971

We have a winner!

1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oFcdC)


Hold Me Closer, Tiny Quatloo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

252 Nebraska has the shortest oceanic coastline = 0 miles."

Texas doesn't either... nor Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi...

/heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (6qErC)

253 And so we reach the midpoint.

Posted by: guy who always believes we are halfway at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (q177U)

254 210
5 Pence had to go help Jonny Quest defeat the Giant Robot Spiders!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)

-----





Who else was wigged out by that thing as a kid?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)


pfffft

Posted by: Turu at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (iMSq7)

255 >>>What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?<<<

If Boston took a shit, it would come out looking like Rhode Island.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (kLDv+)

256 just ate the first warm, ripe fig of the summer off our tree.

Heaven.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------
My mom just did that 10 minutes ago !
Mom???

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (UUBmN)

257 How weird is that.
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (


If they live near the state border they might
Posted by: Buzzion at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (WaxcS)


Actually, if you live in Cali and you need to buy ammo then driving to another state is necessary.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (aS1PU)

258 Hash UHFz4 needs nuking. Someone is socking Yudhishthira.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (N3JsI)

259 Castles of stoned souls in glory "

LOL that was about the audience at any Outlaws concert!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)

260 How far inland do you have to be?

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (4e+hS)

261 Jane, you are so lucky. I have memories of my cousin's fig tree and they are grand.

Fig walnut chutney is a real sandwich enhancer.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (OuKaw)

262 There's rumor going around that Wikipedia is purging all references to Billy C in relation Epstein.

*spins propeller on tin foil hat*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (8lGpb)

263 1. Just had to see who won this year's competition on RuPaul's Drag Race

:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (miE9U)
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Trump had a couple of gays in a room for Pence to administer electroshock therapy to to ungay them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)

264 Sounds like the end of the beginning.

Posted by: guy who always believes the beginning is over at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (q177U)

265 How would you define what an inland port is? Is Philadelphia an inland port?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (xPl2J)

266 Yud, is someone socking you?
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019

Yeah boring troll is working YD. Boring.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (mccMO)

267

He's buying Betsy Ross flag curtains to hang in Sheldon Whitehouse...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

268 251 227 148 Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Posted by: Mark1971
We have a winner!
1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oFcdC)
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Quatloo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

I vote for Jack Straw's Modified Limited Hangout!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)

269 259 Castles of stoned souls in glory "

LOL that was about the audience at any Outlaws concert!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)



Followed by an 8 minute guitar solo.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (ujg0T)

270 Trump had a couple of gays in a room for Pence to administer electroshock therapy to to ungay them.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)
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Hopefully, anti-maga hat guy is one of them.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (qC1Sy)

271 218 Hey now, since JackStraw isn't here to defend his teeny tiny little state, I will say that there are some beautiful places in RI.

Used to deliver for Fedex in Barrington. A really nice nice town and 2nd beach in Newport is my daughters favorite.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (+uDPK)

272 The Chipotle grilled chicken burrito bowl is pretty good.

*ducks*

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)


Why would you even think of eating at a Chipotle? Are you taking off for a vacation in The Dominican Republic, too?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (bOCwl)

273 256
just ate the first warm, ripe fig of the summer off our tree.



Heaven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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My mom just did that 10 minutes ago !

Mom???

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (UUBmN)

She's poaching Janes tree!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (8lGpb)

274 260 How far inland do you have to be?
Posted by: Dr Spank


Exactly. Does Stockton count?

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (oFcdC)

275 There's rumor going around that Wikipedia is purging all references to Billy C in relation Epstein.

Today's wild-assed conspiracy theory is tomorrow's factoid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)

276 >>>If Boston took a shit, it would come out looking like Rhode Island.
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (kLDv+)

Is that a nice way of saying it's shit is all retarded?

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (q177U)

277 Are there pee-hookers in NH?

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (iMSq7)

278 263 1. Just had to see who won this year's competition on RuPaul's Drag Race

:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (miE9U)
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Trump had a couple of gays in a room for Pence to administer electroshock therapy to to ungay them.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)


Electric cattle prod up the culo might have the opposite effect intended and reinforce the homo proclivities. Or so I am led to believe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

279 Axeman: zzzzzt zzzztt!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (miE9U)

280 The anti-MAGA hat pianist?

Over in the corner playing Highway to Heaven.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (VFi6u)

281 Inland seaport, Ohio

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (U7k5w)

282 Castles of stoned souls in glory "

We weren't all stoned at The Outlaws show...

some of us were pretty drunk.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)

283 Exactly. Does Stockton count?
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (oFcdC)



It should. It's a seaport. Nautically, Sacramento is even further in and is too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (ujg0T)

284
How weird is that. I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (


Laughlin Nv, Bullhead City Az.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)

285 Ace with the old news.

Posted by: Gamera at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (61exV)

286 There's rumor going around that Wikipedia is purging all references to Billy C in relation Epstein.

*spins propeller on tin foil hat*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (8lGpb)
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There's a rumour goin' 'round the town
That you don't want me around
I can't shake off my city blues
Everywhere I turn, I lose

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)

287 The Port of Houston is about 50 miles inland at the turning basin and it leads the US in foreign tonnage.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (4e+hS)

288 >>>Why would you even think of eating at a Chipotle? Are you taking off for a vacation in The Dominican Republic, too?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (bOCwl)

Congolese monkey brain is prion-tastic. You can't just try one ebowla.

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (q177U)

289 Can you bonsai a fig tree?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (OuKaw)

290
210

5 Pence had to go help Jonny Quest defeat the Giant Robot Spiders!


Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)


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Who else was wigged out by that thing as a kid?






Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Not so much that one. But the one with the invisible one-eyed monster that ate electricity wigged me out a little.




Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

291 Duluth Minn is a seaport.

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (iMSq7)

292 Electric cattle prod up the culo might have the opposite effect intended and reinforce the homo proclivities. Or so I am led to believe."

Or King of England? Right, Edward, part deux?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)

293
Which state has the largest inland seaport?


Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)







California? (Stockton)

I'm totally guessing here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)

294 282 Castles of stoned souls in glory "

We weren't all stoned at The Outlaws show...

some of us were pretty drunk.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)


I remember that album. I thought Green Grass and High Tides was a poor mans Freebird.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

295 How would you define what an inland port is? Is Philadelphia an inland port?
Posted by: Mark1971


Port of Houston. Houston Ship Channel is approximately 50 miles long.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ATv6t)

296 Are there pee-hookers in NH?

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (iMSq7)
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Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mike Pence at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)

297 How weird is that. I've lived in the west my whole
life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And
Texas? Forget about it.



Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (





Laughlin Nv, Bullhead City Az.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)

I have relatives who live in Big River on the CA side. They cross the Colorado River all the time to do business in Parker AZ.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (xPl2J)

298 Trump had a couple of gays in a room for Pence to administer electroshock therapy to to ungay them.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)

Electric cattle prod up the culo might have the opposite effect intended and reinforce the homo proclivities. Or so I am led to believe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)



Even if it is done by a really hawt lady?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ujg0T)

299 Alabama has Mobile Bay.

Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (I5SAg)

300 265 How would you define what an inland port is? Is Philadelphia an inland port?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (xPl2J)


Yeah, they need be careful with their definitions, Port 'O Houston is fifty miles inland. Aye

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ePWRo)

301 249 The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)


As problematic and abused as the category of "refugee immigrant" undeniably is, what exactly do the Somalis do on the beaches? Poop?

Act in an uncivilized manner and commit crimes.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (+uDPK)

302 The invisible electric monster?

We'll throw paint on it!

Genius!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (VFi6u)

303 Can you bonsai a fig tree?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (OuKaw)


Yes. ANd there's a pride flag for that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (bOCwl)

304 I am certain that PDT awakes every morning and says to himself:

"I wonder what situation will present itself today that I will be able to troll the shit out the of media with. It's like taking candy from a baby. Bigly. *Big grin*"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (+F2XQ)

305 Charlie Sheen hardest hit:


US Customs just seized a ship owned by JPMorgan after authorities found $1 billion worth of drugs on it

https://tinyurl.com/y4gaomsh

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

306

CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)

307 Ace with the old news.


Posted by: Gamera at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM

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Yep, it sure seems like he is phoning it in lately.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (JUOKG)

308
Which state has the largest inland seaport?

Jacksonville Florida?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TAmPV)

309 This is what it sounds like,
When snowflakes cry

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UHFz4)

310 284
How weird is that. I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (


Laughlin Nv, Bullhead City Az.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


My dad knew someone who moved up to South Lake Tahoe (California) specifically so he could walk over to Stateline (Nevada) every day and gamble and drink, the walk home. No car, no fuss. no muss.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (oFcdC)

311 No poaching, I have 2 gig trees and my mom lives with us.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UUBmN)

312 I remember that album. I thought Green Grass and High Tides was a poor mans Freebird.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)
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Dude, I back you on a lot of things. I can't back you on that!

Outlaws rule.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)

313 MrPeebles: wow! That's enough drugs to last Charlie Sheen about two hours!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (miE9U)

314 It turns out NH seceded and nobody noticed yet.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (mccMO)

315 1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!
Posted by: zombie


*******

La-di-da. Look at zombie tossing the quatloos around like it's Mardi Gras. Ain't you just all high-falutin'.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (mvenn)

316 Port of Houston. Houston Ship Channel is approximately 50 miles long.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ATv6t)

Does the Mississippi River count as a port?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (rnXGe)

317 >>Act in an uncivilized manner and commit crimes.

That's a shame. Maine is beautiful.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (bDqIh)

318 The Commonwealth of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (I5SAg)

319 The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)


A bunch of beaches? That's nothing. They had to ruin the whole country of Somalia just to get here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (bOCwl)

320 Ignore this! Trump's trying to distract everyone from Orgy Island-gate! He won't be able to survive THIS scandal! Tune in tonight and see as we connect the dots! Can't miss television! News, I mean! Television news!

Posted by: Rachael Maddow, Serious Person Taking Serious Things Seriously at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (4Eo4+)

321 zombie: sounds like the life to me! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (miE9U)

322 312 Dude, I back you on a lot of things. I can't back you on that!

Outlaws rule.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)


Not saying it's a bad tune. I just thought that that's what they were going for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (zBaqJ)

323 CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)

*adopts Steve Zahn voice*

Yer talkin' gibberish!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (xPJvm)

324 Chicago is a big inland port

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (U7k5w)

325
California? (Stockton)

I'm totally guessing here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)


#234 Huntington Beach W VA

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (ePWRo)

326 CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
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Brown and Shaft versus CHiPs? I know who I'd put my money on.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (qC1Sy)

327 I don't even remember the capital of New Hampshire.

New Hampshire Town maybe?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (mvenn)

328 Terrorist plot.

The Democrats were going to kill Pence, vote to impeach Trump, implant Pelosi as President who would assign the Speaker of the House role to Hillary, then resign. No VP appointed.

President Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Something must have been awry at the Dixville Notch!

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

330 SMOD

Posted by: harley1911 at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (0pnG7)

331 231 How about those living in a town bordering another state?
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (+uDPK)

Weirdos.

Weirdos are people too.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (+uDPK)

332 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
12s
Another Woman Comes Forward To Accuse Trump Of Existing Against Her Wishes

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)

333 Possibly has something to do with Russian subs or warships off the coast?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (+0VWg)

334 lin-duh I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some figs today.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (OuKaw)

335 308
Which state has the largest inland seaport?

Jacksonville Florida?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TAmPV)


Gonna say it's Wisconsin. Milwaukee. Or at least at one time it was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (zBaqJ)

336
Now on Chips is the big celery roller skating disco party for charity.

There's Ruth Buzzi!

And Tina Louise!

Vic Tayback!

Dick Van Dyke!

The kids from Eight Is Enough!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (R6KE+)

337 La-di-da. Look at zombie tossing the quatloos around like it's Mardi Gras. Ain't you just all high-falutin'.
Posted by: Muldoon


No use in hoarding quatloos. I plan to give mine all away before I die, like Andrew Carnegie.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (oFcdC)

338 Eris, do you think Thousand Millimeter Reich played the gargoyle in that one episode of Johnny Quest?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (VFi6u)

339 There's a rumour goin' 'round the town

That you don't want me around

I can't shake off my city blues

Everywhere I turn, I lose



Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)


*tunes ukulele*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (8lGpb)

340 Another Woman Comes Forward To Accuse Trump Of Existing Against Her Wishes
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)
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Another genital fight?

Posted by: E Jean Carrol at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (DuZls)

341 Frosty #234:
From wiki: centered on the Ohio River in
Huntington, West Virginia, is the largest inland port in the United States.
Confession: Thought it was Tulsa but checked to make sure.


Heh, I wondered about Tulsa. Also considered Chicago. Still remember the first time I saw a huge seagoing vessel out on Lake Michigan. Big! A sea in all ways but salt.

Posted by: mindful webworker - clickbaity kitteh at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (aMV0K)

342 Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (+0VWg)

343 Does the Mississippi River count as a port?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


It should count as an inland seaport. New Orleans is way up there.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (ATv6t)

344 lin-duh I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some figs today.
Posted by: Ben Had
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It was the only ripe one so far in a week or 2 i'll be swimming in them. I can freeze some for you....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (UUBmN)

345 The sunken Russian sub discovered a wormhole on the ocean floor that leads to New Hampshire.

Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (sdi6R)

346 Is it Philly? Don't know if that counts.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (mccMO)

347


"CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers."

PONCH, JON.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (T+ZG/)

348 Now on Chips is the big celery roller skating disco party for charity.


Ahhh yes...the Great Cringe Singularity.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

349 324
Chicago is a big inland port shithole.


Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (U7k5w)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

350 What sort of "interesting problem" could there possibly be that people in New Hampshire wouldn't be talking about or reporting on? AND one that would have a two week hush? That would require Pence cancel his visit?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (BD/yx)

351 342-Sorry; Jumpy computer.

The Babylon Bee is hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (+0VWg)

352 Oddest thing that happened on my train trip to Albuquerque and back, there was a group of people who looked out of place. Curiosity got the best of me so I talked to them, Amish from New York and Pennsylvania going to Mexico. They asked me about the wall, and then one guy told me how he had just read about the 89 San Francisco earthquake in an old Reader's Digest

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (PBiu3)

353

Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.

The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

354
From wiki: centered on the Ohio River in Huntington, West Virginia, is the largest inland port in the United States. Confession: Thought it was Tulsa but checked to make sure.


But it's not a seaport.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (TAmPV)

355 301 249 The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)

As problematic and abused as the category of "refugee immigrant" undeniably is, what exactly do the Somalis do on the beaches? Poop?

Act in an uncivilized manner and commit crimes.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (+uDPK)



Damn. I wonder when they will pick on the wrong citizen and get shot--and then the Commiecrats prosecute the persons defending themselves.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (ujg0T)

356 349: AND a port

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (U7k5w)

357 Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (+0VWg)
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Nuff said.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (DuZls)

358 Anyone call Karen Pence being pregnant?

Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

359 Somalis ruining beaches.

we're full, you all have to go back. pick a shit hole closest to your shithole homeland.

Who to blame for somalis:

1. the usual suspects
2. George HW Bush
3. The 'vangies who misunderstood jesus.
4. the UN for fast-tracking them here on a stipend.


Reagan was right, stop giving the UN money.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy)

360 >>>What sort of "interesting problem" could there possibly be that people in New Hampshire wouldn't be talking about or reporting on? AND one that would have a two week hush? That would require Pence cancel his visit?

Explosive diarrhea from Trump Tower taco bowl

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (UHFz4)

361 It should count as an inland seaport. New Orleans is way up there.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (ATv6t)

Plenty of grain elevators, refineries and chemical plants loading/unloading all the way up the river north of New Orleans. It's not called cancer alley for nothing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (rnXGe)

362 Rhode Island is illusive, like the audience at a Grateful Dead concert.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (kLDv+)

363 There's rumor going around that Wikipedia is purging all references to Billy C in relation Epstein.

But they aren't wiping out the rev history (yet) so you can watch the battle in real time. Over 200 edits in the last three days. Adding a lot of Trump references, deleting mentions of 'Democrat'.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (g0Lfb)

364 Next guess: Vermont is declaring a unification war.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (DuZls)

365 Chicago is the largest inland port ... unless "inland seaport" means something else. St Louis maybe third ... I didn't find a complete list. Someplace in California is the busiest.


https://tinyurl.com/y65utm8l

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Cus5s)

366 321 zombie: sounds like the life to me! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


We'd go visit him. It was a pretty cool set-up. Nice cabin in the trees. In the summer, walk to Harrah's and have a big buffet breakfast for $1.99. The dads would then go off gambling all day while the kids either go swimming in Tahoe or goofing around in the woods. In winter, go tobogganning or the bunny run at Heavenly. All on foot!

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (oFcdC)

367 305 Charlie Sheen hardest hit:


US Customs just seized a ship owned by JPMorgan after authorities found $1 billion worth of drugs on it

https://tinyurl.com/y4gaomsh

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)


Dream last night about that pedo trouble being generated as a form of pay back house cleaning.
This boat seizure will yank some chains too.

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (ePWRo)

368 353

Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.

The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)



This would have made a great episode of "Punk'd"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (ujg0T)

369 >>>CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)

Dude, these always make me laugh.

Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (q177U)

370
How weird is it that we watched this Chips episode when we were kids and all these celerys were has-beens....over 35 years ago.


Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (R6KE+)

371 Oddest thing that happened on my train trip to Albuquerque and back, there was a group of people who looked out of place. Curiosity got the best of me so I talked to them, Amish from New York and Pennsylvania going to Mexico. They asked me about the wall, and then one guy told me how he had just read about the 89 San Francisco earthquake in an old Reader's Digest
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (PBiu3)


I just got back from a trip to Colorado. We went to Royal Gorge to the suspension bridge. There were quite a few Amish there. They had digital SLR cameras and cell phones.

Thought that was verboten.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

372 I'm looking forward to Ace's take on (W)horowitz' report. He and Comey worked at SDNY together, so I agree with CTH that it will be a few tut tuts and some retraining.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (U7k5w)

373 But they aren't wiping out the rev history (yet) so you can watch the battle in real time. Over 200 edits in the last three days. Adding a lot of Trump references, deleting mentions of 'Democrat'.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (g0Lfb)
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We need like a Ministry of Truth to sort this stuff out. We can't go on with these divisive reversion wars.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (DuZls)

374 Definitely Lewiston, Idaho.

Posted by: Al at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (PE7tQ)

375 If the sea isn't there, it's not a seaport.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (g0Lfb)

376 311 No poaching, I have 2 gig trees and my mom lives with us.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UUBmN)

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How many bytes in a gig tree?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

377 -
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Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are
going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a
Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while
more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.



The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM

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Surely Area 51 has a brown-note generator?

Posted by: irright at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (RVcmP)

378 369 >>>CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers.
Posted by: Sooths

==========

there's the meme of Ice-T on law n order. "It's called snorkling, when kids take acid through a straw while under water"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (JziUy)

379
Chicago is the largest inland port ... unless "inland seaport" means something else. St Louis maybe third ... I didn't find a complete list. Someplace in California is the busiest.

Port of Los Angeles.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (TAmPV)

380 The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

*Warms up disintegrating device*

Posted by: Area 51 nerd dying to try it at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (8lGpb)

381 Epstein was one of the founders of the Clinton Foundation, he's even claimed it was his idea. Don't see that mentioned much.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (rnXGe)

382
Someone should tweet to Joe Biden: Hey, Joe, you've been a has-been since 1988.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (R6KE+)

383
Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.

The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM


you'd be surprised

Posted by: Area 51 Security Police at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (KCxzN)

384 Anyone call Karen Pence being pregnant?
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

On the one hand, I don't know why you'd cancel a one day engagement for that, but on the other hand, pence is definitely a family first guy.

Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (mccMO)

385 The Port of Houston is located 50 miles inland and ranks first in the country in foreign tonnage

https://tinyurl.com/y4n3monm

Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (ePWRo)

386 Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.

The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)


Isn't it surrounded by a fence? That's electrified?

'cyued libtard comin' up!

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)

387 Nood people. Its like I'm playing with myself over there.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (axyOa)

388 No poaching, I have 2 gig trees and my mom lives with us.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UUBmN)

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How many bytes in a gig tree?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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I meant fig....
and the answer is 1000...I think.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (UUBmN)

389 http://bit.ly/2XRLZdL
********
Executive Order Blocking the Property of Persons Involved in Serious Human Rights Abuse or Corruption | The White House
********
Remember this in regards to Al Chapo & Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

390 Huh? Somalis are barbarians? Quelle suprise!

Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (I5SAg)

391 zombie, did you know that Jimmy Dragon's gas station on the way out of Tahoe was owned by Daryl Dragon's dad?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (OuKaw)

392 Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPai

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True but we all know the precise span of a RCH don't we? Amazing when you think no one here has ever seen it in any written scientific form.


Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (+F2XQ)

393
What's that song that goes "No Poaching, baby. No Poaching on the dance floor"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (R6KE+)

394 They Can't Stop All of Us



for we had the Maxim Gun and they did not..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

395 My father was presented a certificate honoring his service to the state by The Great Nebraska Navy. Hangs on the wall still at moms place.

He served under Admiral Jack Benny?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (naEeR)

396 How many bytes in a gig tree?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

Billions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (t6MX/)

397 Wait! New Hampshire has 'shire' in the name so maybe they discovered Hobbits!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (mvenn)

398
But they aren't wiping out the rev history (yet) so you can watch the battle in real time. Over 200 edits in the last three days. Adding a lot of Trump references, deleting mentions of 'Democrat'.



Gee, they'd normally 'lock' an entry getting that much activity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

399 But it's not a seaport.

It's invisible?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (naEeR)

400 How many bytes in a gig tree?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)


If they're selling to you: 1,000,000,000

If they're buying from you: 1,073,741,824

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (bOCwl)

401 The Port of Houston is about 50 miles inland at the turning basin and it leads the US in foreign tonnage."

True story - Miss Texas 1995 was there for the bridge opening... she was also Miss USA and Miss Universe. She died last fall of liver cancer, tho...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (6qErC)

402 "I just got back from a trip to Colorado. We went to Royal Gorge to the suspension bridge. There were quite a few Amish there. They had digital SLR cameras and cell phones.

Thought that was verboten.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Zz0t1) "


For-real Amish ?
Not Mennonites or Old German Baptists ?

Hard to tell the difference sometimes, just visually.



Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 09, 2019 06:54 PM (I1oSB)

403 C'mon, corgis!

Posted by: April at July 09, 2019 06:54 PM (OX9vb)

404 I just got back from a trip to Colorado. We went to Royal Gorge to the suspension bridge. There were quite a few Amish there. They had digital SLR cameras and cell phones.

Thought that was verboten.


Amish or Mennonites?

I had an electrical engineering professor who was a Mennonite.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:55 PM (naEeR)

405 But they aren't wiping out the rev history (yet) so you can watch the battle in real time. Over 200 edits in the last three days. Adding a lot of Trump references, deleting mentions of 'Democrat'.


How does one get "The Neutrality Of This Article Is Disputed" comment to show up?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:55 PM (ujg0T)

406 391 zombie, did you know that Jimmy Dragon's gas station on the way out of Tahoe was owned by Daryl Dragon's dad?
Posted by: Ben Had


I did not! But now I do.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:56 PM (oFcdC)

407 Re: rushing Area 51.

Granted, they'll need storage for so many at once, but what do they think that the Air Force feeds the aliens anyway?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:56 PM (BD/yx)

408 The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)

Ooooh, man, it's gonna be showdown when they start trying to intrude on Ogunquit. Who am I kidding, they'll take it easily.

Posted by: Mainah at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (m0CLK)

409 -
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How does one get "The Neutrality Of This Article Is Disputed" comment to show up?


Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:55 PM
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Post that "Trump is not Hitler."

Posted by: irright at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (RVcmP)

410 The story about freeing the aliens was confusing, mentioned Edwards Air Force base that is in California, but Area 51 is in Nevada. They me have trouble accomplishing their goal

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (PBiu3)

411 My mother claimed that they were Mennonite, I said Amish because I lived next to them in Ohio for years. I was correct

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 07:00 PM (PBiu3)

412 The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

That could get real sporty. There are signs all over the place saying that deadly force is authorized. I don't imagine a mob would stand up to people getting shot.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 07:02 PM (VNmG1)

413 CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
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I choose to believe that there was a lunch box in the 70's with this scene on it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 07:03 PM (kQs4Y)

414 They were about to seal the cabin door, when Pence realized to his horror that the flight crew and cabin staff and Secret Service were... ALL CHICKS!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 09, 2019 07:04 PM (C54Lv)

415 Concord is the state capitol

Posted by: micky at July 09, 2019 07:04 PM (3byMq)

416 46 They've found the one-armed man?

No, they found Huber.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 09, 2019 07:05 PM (C54Lv)

417 Fuckin' aliens.

I knew it

Posted by: dude who thinks it's always fuckin aliens at July 09, 2019 07:06 PM (oAY8z)

418 All the firepower at Nellis AFB could stop 500,000

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 07:09 PM (BbGew)

419 The most 70's thing you will ever see: CHiPs Roller Disco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5GdUY00-k

Melissa Sue Anderson! Nancy Culp!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 07:11 PM (kQs4Y)

420 My coin is on space aliens as well

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at July 09, 2019 07:11 PM (UNyae)

421

Rhode Island -is it really an island?
And what is a Rhode?
Who was Rhode?

Posted by: The MSM at July 09, 2019 07:23 PM (LilNs)

422 Wicks in Pediass..............Clintons fave.

Posted by: saf at July 09, 2019 07:31 PM (5IHGB)

423 Minnesota. Why do I know this?

Posted by: pawn at July 09, 2019 07:33 PM (PveK5)

424 "Two weeks" is Trumpspeak for "never.'' Look it up.

Posted by: Valiant at July 09, 2019 07:40 PM (3MiF8)

425 I surfed in New Hampshire once. Bet you never got that line in an Ace comment section before.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at July 09, 2019 10:37 PM (SH7Tr)

426 Ski Ohio!

Posted by: pawn at July 10, 2019 03:20 AM (PveK5)

427 They found Hoffa.

Posted by: torabora at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (Y274z)

428 Rhode Island is broke too.

Posted by: torabora at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (Y274z)

429 Interesting. Can't wait.

Posted by: obsidian at July 10, 2019 11:49 AM (7+yqP)

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