Mid-Morning Art Thread

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Feeding The Rabbits
Paul Hoecker

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Handmaid in training

Posted by: FrodoB at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (mnNV7)

2 And first

Posted by: FrodoB at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (mnNV7)

3 Big rabbits

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (mpXpK)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 She looks pregnant.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 POUNCE!

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (dm05u)

7 hasenpfeffer

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

8 This is adorable.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 10, 2019 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

9 Love the use of tiles.



And the colors.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 09:32 AM (tH5fk)

10 She getting ready to pick the other participant in the rabbit stew.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 09:32 AM (+F2XQ)

11 Sweet little girl in red
About to wring
An evil bunny's neck

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:32 AM (dm05u)

12 I have a little baby rabbit that hops across the yard every now and then.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

13 Why is she feeding the rabbits in the bathroom?


The rabbit on the right is reminiscent of Duerer's rabbit. I guess Eurorabbits just look like that.

The only rabbits I've ever seen in Europe were in a pepper cream sauce.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (fuK7c)

14

MOMMMMMM!!!!!!!

THERE'S A HARE IN MY SALAD !!!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (8XRCm)

15 Willowed:

Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC."

Allegedly. Amazing how in a NYC Subway station, not one person had the ability to photo/video the "vandalized" posters.

Here, pull the other one, ok?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

16 Bigwig and Captain Holly!

"Old woild rabbit, look!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (ClOmq)

17
Feeding The Rabbits



John has a long mustache

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (PtOP4)

18 Feeding the rabbits


- Where? In the subway?


Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

19
I have a little baby rabbit...>>
Little Rabbit FuFu?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (mnNV7)

20
She looks pregnant.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

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....waiting to see if the rabbit dies ???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (8XRCm)

21 Feeding the Rabbits.

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

22 Rabbit season!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (NWiLs)

23 Feeding The Rabbits"

Isn't that kinda cruel? I mean - how are two rabbits going to consume and digest an entire little girl? And do they eat the whole thing, including the clothes?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (6qErC)

24 Willowed...and a tad related to lettuce...sorta.

We have become the United States of Attention Whores....

https://tinyurl.com/y4t9vykr

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

25 Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC

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no, that's not been vandalized, her photos really are that ugly

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (dm05u)

26 Giant bunnies.....feed a family of 8!

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (ykq7q)

27 Bugs Bunny hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)

28 The tiles are beautifully rendered, aren't they? It does look like a bathroom or a subway wall. But aren't there "washing stalls" in some barns that would be outfitted with hard surfaces that are easy to clean?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (ClOmq)

29 Eeaaah. What's up, doc?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (9SkN+)

30 And that child was Hillary Clinton. It takes a village to feed a rabbit.

Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (p997d)

31 My mom told me about how her and her sister had to raise rabbits for food when they were growing up in the depression.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (6DVEu)

32 Rabbit on the right - "I should have turned right at Albuquerque!"

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

33 28 The tiles are beautifully rendered, aren't they? It does look like a bathroom or a subway wall. But aren't there "washing stalls" in some barns that would be outfitted with hard surfaces that are easy to clean?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (ClOmq)

A rabbittoir.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

34 Not related to art, but the painting made me think of this because it's funny and the subject reminds me of my sister at that age.

One day when I was a kid, my younger sister would have been about 4, we went to the park and my mom had given us some with which to feed the ducks. My brother and I were doing what you're supposed to do, tearing up the bread and throwing it on the ground for them to eat. My sister, again she was like 4, didn't quite grasp the concept and I guess wasn't happy that the ducks were paying more attention to us than her. So she took the entire piece of bread and chucked it at a duck and yelled "EAT, DUCK, EAT!"

Of course the duck did not eat, and they all scattered. We all laughed, except for my sister, obviously.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (KUaJL)

35 Kid is taking a break from her studies to become a traffic cone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (9SkN+)

36 27
Bugs Bunny hardest hit.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019

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'e should have tyken that left turn at Bucks, luv.

Posted by: English Elmer Fudd at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (ClOmq)

37 Fun fact, did you know deer will eat baby birds?

Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (p997d)

38 That's "Wabbit Season!".

Posted by: ElmerF at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (mnNV7)

39 it's inevitable - one thinks of durer's watercolor of a hare.

a great masterpiece now in the albertina museum, vienna. it has a wikipedia page so check it out!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (Pg+x7)

40 We have become the United States of Attention Whores....

https://tinyurl.com/y4t9vykr
Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

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It's WAY too early to make me curse.... but.....

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!?!?!?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (8XRCm)

41 Hoecker's giant shout-out to Albrecht Durer's "Young Hare" (see it on Wiki). The rabbit closest to the girl is an exact copy.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (aW5/6)

42 A rabbittoir.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

oh that's Muldoonish
well punned

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (dm05u)

43 Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (PxX58)

44 Lepus colony

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (b0NMl)

45 Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC

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no, that's not been vandalized, her photos really are that ugly
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (dm05u)


They're investigating this and a burning of the rainbow flag as hate crimes.

Burning the American Flag = Free Speech

Burning the blasphemous rainbow flag = JAIL

Welcome to liberal America.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

46 ....waiting to see if the rabbit dies ???"

did her Daddy say I took it just a little too far...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (6qErC)

47 Duck season!


Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (PkVlr)

48 They're eating the tablecloth apparently.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (tH5fk)

49 Careful girl. That rabbit on the left is dynamite.

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (9SkN+)

50 With her dress drenched in blood from the bunnies she just dispatched

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (flINI)

51 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!?!?!?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (8XRCm)


You mean, you can't bathe in the produce section?

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

52 A rabbittoir."

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (6qErC)

53
Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC

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What. Long Island ..... "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" now too??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (8XRCm)

54 It does look like a bathroom or a subway wall.

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The words of the bunny are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (+y/Ru)

55 ... "young hare" will get you to the wikipedia entry.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:38 AM (Pg+x7)

56 The artist's name appears to make him some sort of Netherlander.

They're a queer folk, they eat their rabbits inside out while hopping on their left foot. No one knows why.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (fuK7c)

57 She's got a wild hare up her ass

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (b0NMl)

58 Child in before the boiling.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC


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If experience has taught me anything, they should be on the look out for two white guys wearing ski masks and MAGA hats yelling "MAGA country."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (KUaJL)

60 And I love bunnies!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)

61
....waiting to see if the rabbit dies ???"

did her Daddy say I took it just a little too far...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (6qErC)

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Wok..... this way.....

~ Rabbit Sushi Chef...

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (8XRCm)

62 I could maybe see this in Malta.

Big on rabbit dishes there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (cqNba)

63 Yesterday was Cow Appreciation Day at Chik-Fil-A. Miss Linda made up "costumes for us (white irregular splotches made of paper, taped to black T-shirts) and we went. As we walked up, the security guard grinned and said, "Mooo!"


I called out clearly, "Do you people have any idea how hot it is out in that pasture? If that old MacDonald doesn't air-condition our barn soon, I'm gonna kick him!" They thought that was funny.


Food was good too, and I bought a vanilla shake and popped it into the freezer at home. It's cold, let me tell you. I will probably take several days to consume it, or my brain will freeze.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (ClOmq)

64 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (NWiLs)

65 Rabbittoir wins the thread

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (6DVEu)

66 Hassenfeffer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (30kdF)

67 And I love bunnies!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)

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Hausenpfeffer for the win!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (8XRCm)

68 If posters with anti American Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC, I say GOOD. There ARE still some sentiments of American exceptionalism in that shithole city.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Hi Insom!

Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)

70 She's got a wild hare up her ass
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Hello! Call me?

Posted by: Richard Gere at July 10, 2019 09:41 AM (HDCbD)

71 37
Fun fact, did you know deer will eat baby birds?


Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019

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For the calcium in those crunchy little bones?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ClOmq)

72 And I love bunnies!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)


I love sweater bunnies, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

73 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!?!?!?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:37 AM (8XRCm)


Not enough rabbit in the diet.

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

74 Rabbit is good eating. Especially fried like chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 09:42 AM (HDCbD)

75 And I love bunnies! "

Same here. Some salt, some pepper...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:42 AM (6qErC)

76 "My Chief Rabbit has told me to defend this run, and until he says otherwise I shall stay here."

Posted by: Bigwig at July 10, 2019 09:43 AM (ClOmq)

77 They're investigating this and a burning of the rainbow flag as hate crimes.

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The real crime is in not applauding long and loudly enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 09:43 AM (+y/Ru)

78 China has deep fried baby bird on a stick

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:43 AM (6DVEu)

79 She's a cutie. And I love those tiles on the wall. They look like mother-of-pearl.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2019 09:43 AM (aXucN)

80 Spit roasted rabbit and homemade pasta.

Delish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 09:44 AM (30kdF)

81 "Well, if there's an animal up there . . . it shall find that I'm an animal too."

Posted by: Gen. Woundwort at July 10, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

82 A rabbit once bit my sister. Said the moose was on break.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

83 They're investigating this and a burning of the rainbow flag as hate crimes.

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But burning the Stars and Stripes is Constitutionally protected speech.

Oooooh Tayyyyyy then.

*spits*

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:44 AM (8XRCm)

84 I'm gonna need a bigger pot

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2019 09:44 AM (DPjeO)

85 Bing-bing-bing! Ricochet Rabbit!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (ClOmq)

86 Cute painting, but it looks like she's feeding them bows and fabric scraps.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (xjiRE)

87 For the calcium in those crunchy little bones?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:41 AM (ClOmq)

Doesn't look like researchers have settled on a theory yet. Probably q whole host of useful nutrients though.

Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (p997d)

88 Aksually, you can get any number of disgusting food on a stick in east Asia

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (6DVEu)

89 I don't care for the tattoos on the upper arm. Parents need to quit letting their daughters look like sluts.

Posted by: Furious George at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (9vQJW)

90 The first time I ate rabbit was as a kid visiting my great aunt's house. They raised rabbit for food. Good to eat, but they look like human babies when you skin them.

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

91 Silly rabbit. Freedom is for SJWs!

Posted by: Girl in Painting at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (ClOmq)

92 S&P 500 breaks another record.

Paul Krugman hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (9SkN+)

93
Aksually, you can get any number of disgusting food on a stick in east Asia
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:45 AM (6DVEu)

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You misspelled "Iowa State Fair"

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (8XRCm)

94 When I was a wee lad, we started raising rabbits for slaughter. My dad did the first round and my brother and I were devastated. He said, fine. You raise them.

Rabbits are NASTY in captivity. NASTY.

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

95 This is nice indoor painting by Hoecker sans rabbits:

https://tinyurl.com/yy95xhpx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (+0VWg)

96 If the artist is Dutch, it's a good chance those rabbits are Flemish Giants.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (HDCbD)

97 My first reaction was "Aww, That's adorable". Then I looked further at the appeal of the painting. The little girl's clothes contrast nicely with gentle blue-ish background. Her posture seems appropriate for a toddler. Also, I like the way the painting uses blocks of color: her dress, the blue bacjground, the slate of the floor, and the black of her cap. Against these artificial areas are the organic shapes and various shades of the rabbits. (I hope they are pets, not dinner, because the girl put a ribbon bow on the female.) I get a sense of innocence from the image.


I especially liked the brush work on the rabbit fur. I can imagine this painting as an illustration for the Saturday Evening Post.

Posted by: JTB at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (bmdz3)

98 We feed them children?

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (n/eZB)

99 But I don't wanna be a pie...

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

100 The Vietnamese have that tarantula-on-a-stick thing going on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 09:47 AM (30kdF)

101
Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (9SkN+)


Someone finally used a bat?

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

102 I saw Flemish Giants open for The Offspring at the Roxy In '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 09:48 AM (9SkN+)

103 We feed them children?


It was them or me.

Posted by: Jimmeh Carter at July 10, 2019 09:48 AM (fuK7c)

104 We feed them children?"

Hey, that was my shtick upthread. No one bit...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:48 AM (6qErC)

105 Eat up! Rabbit stew!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 09:48 AM (8lGpb)

106 I saw Flemish Giants open for The Offspring at the Roxy In '88.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 09:48 AM (9SkN+)

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Did they keep them separated ??

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:48 AM (8XRCm)

107 What the Hoecker?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (LU7uF)

108 The soccer star is Maddow with a dye job.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (4ZE6o)

109 That's all those bunnies get to eat? Pikers. I could go through that in an hour. And when I'm done the WHEEK! I'll send out for more produce will transit your brain from ear to ear like an icepick

Posted by: Wilbur at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (Vsd7n)

110 The morning before Night of the Lupus!

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (gmo/4)

111 every couple of years the english papers will run a story on the world's largest bunny. there's darius that held the title for a while - over 4 feet and 40 lbs. photo's show little kids holding it up and it's bigger than the kids!

"darius the giant rabbit" gets you there.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (Pg+x7)

112 Rabbits are NASTY in captivity. NASTY.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

I had a little black rabbit; His jumping around was antic and he was very sweet. He used to sit on my lap. They do tend to chew on things they shouldn't and poop a lot (not on my lap) but if they're paid attention to aside from just giving them food and leaving them in a cage outside they can be nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (+0VWg)

113 Eat up! Rabbit stew!"

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:50 AM (6qErC)

114 We shot and ate rabbits when I was a kid. "We" being my dad and one brother and me. My mom and the rest of my sibs wouldn't touch it. That was fine with us, more for us! My dad and his hunter friends all made rabbit stews and ragus.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 09:50 AM (O8WFE)

115 Holy Jumping Catfish,
I was doing a search for a Bugs Bunny phrase and came across this Looney Tunes from 1941

https://tinyurl.com/y6etcqao
Probably NSFW due to pretty darn racist

I'm surprised that youtube even left it up

Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

116 . (I hope they are pets, not dinner, because the girl put a ribbon bow on the female.)

>>Bow? I thought it was a lettuce leaf.

Posted by: ElmerF at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (mnNV7)

117 Cwazy Wabbits.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (8lGpb)

118 willowed: "The Question That Must Be Asked: Was Epstein Running "Honey Traps" and Blackmailing the Power Elite?"

And if so. for whom? Just himself? Doubtful. Perhaps for Globalism, Inc.?

No wonder Acosta couldn't get any support from DOJ headquarters. You also have to wonder if the FBI raid on Epstein's apartment was meant to find evidence--or destroy it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Ndje9)

119 I had a little black rabbit; His jumping around was antic and he was very sweet. He used to sit on my lap. They do tend to chew on things they shouldn't and poop a lot (not on my lap) but if they're paid attention to aside from just giving them food and leaving them in a cage outside they can be nice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (+0VWg)


Agreed. We ended up with one that we kept in the house. He would roam around and chew electrical cords. But, he was soft and cuddly and loved various vegetables.

One. Fine. 4? Straight from hell.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

120 CBD.. the pagent of the masters is starting up here, people get made up and pose as a famous painting. I think that you might show one of those, they're incredible. It's in Laguna Beach.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (6DVEu)

121 ... darius' owner says keeping him fed in fresh produce runs over 5,000 pounds a year.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Pg+x7)

122
https://tinyurl.com/y6etcqao
Probably NSFW due to pretty darn racist

I'm surprised that youtube even left it up
Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

I should complain and see how the banning process works.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 10, 2019 09:52 AM (8lGpb)

123 Ill bet Jeffry Epstein would help that little girl feed her rabbits. Hes just that kind of guy...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 09:52 AM (OG7NC)

124 Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Yes, we kept ours inside. I wouldn't want four of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 09:52 AM (+0VWg)

125 The little girl with the arm tattoos, the blood red dress, the head protection to keep her from smashing her head into the walls, and the imaginary rabbits is in the children's wing of the insane asylum. Fast forward to 2019 and she has 3 million followers on Facebook and a line of Sacrificial Clothing, plus a restaurant in New York that specializes in rodents and Leporidae. Thank God for progressives.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (m79Dg)

126 121 ... darius' owner says keeping him fed in fresh produce runs over 5,000 pounds a year.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Pg+x7)

I won't even begin to guess how much 5000 pounds of produce costs.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (KUaJL)

127
Probably NSFW due to pretty darn racist

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But portraying white hunters named "Elmer" as bumbling imbeciles with a lisp is totes OK.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)

128 Behind stage left, Jimmy Carter is screaming and running.

Posted by: tom servo at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (V2Yro)

129 "We shot and ate rabbits when I was a kid."

Aim right between the eyes. Sometimes they charge when they're wounded.
-Willie Joe, France 1944

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

130 118
You also have to wonder if the FBI raid on Epstein's apartment was meant to find evidence--or destroy it.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (Ndje9)


Yesterday's wacko conspiracy theories are tomorrow's headlines.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (xjiRE)

131 120 CBD.. the pagent of the masters is starting up here, people get made up and pose as a famous painting. I think that you might show one of those, they're incredible. It's in Laguna Beach.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:51 AM (6DVEu)

CBD takes requests? Yeah right.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (8lGpb)

132 Ill bet Jeffry Epstein would help that little girl feed her rabbits. Hes just that kind of guy...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 09:52 AM (OG7NC)

"The rabbit goes in the hole......"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 09:53 AM (m79Dg)

133 But portraying white hunters named "Elmer" as bumbling imbeciles with a lisp is totes OK.
Posted by: fixerupper

Of course. He was white.
Same with Yosemite Sam

Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 09:54 AM (vd8XM)

134 121
... darius' owner says keeping him fed in fresh produce runs over 5,000 pounds a year.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019

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A 40-lb. rabbit??? That's almost 3 times the weight of my bigger cat Wolf, and he eats enough for two cats himself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:54 AM (ClOmq)

135 They do tend to chew on things they shouldn't and poop a lot (not on my lap) but if they're paid attention to aside from just giving them food and leaving them in a cage outside they can be nice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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When the kids were little we had two rabbits. Kept them outside in cages. Nice pets. They (the rabbits) thought they were puppies so they would follow us around on the property when we let them out.

We thought they were both females. Nope! After that there wasn't much need for my birds and the bees talk to go into much detail.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 09:54 AM (+F2XQ)

136 Willie and Joe, France 1944


Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

137 Mr. Mike's Mondo Video: The Early Years.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2019 09:55 AM (hSQmw)

138 Tell the girls: it is more than fan enthusiasm and game attendance. It's the TV eyes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 10, 2019 09:55 AM (4ZE6o)

139 129
"We shot and ate rabbits when I was a kid."

Aim right between the eyes. Sometimes they charge when they're wounded.
-Willie Joe, France 1944



Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2019

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. . .
"Cats aren't dangerous. Follow me."

Posted by: Gen. Woundwort at July 10, 2019 09:56 AM (ClOmq)

140 If you sat a rabbit next to a tree stump, you could expect the stump to do something intelligent before the rabbit did.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 09:56 AM (OG7NC)

141 ... darius' owner says keeping him fed in fresh produce runs over 5,000 pounds a year.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp



They aren't cheap.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 09:57 AM (HDCbD)

142 140
If you sat a rabbit next to a tree stump, you could expect the stump to do something intelligent before the rabbit did.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019

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But then why do wild rabbits have a reputation as tricksters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:57 AM (ClOmq)

143 Willie and Joe"

Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:58 AM (6qErC)

144 My dad kept rabbits during the depression.
When it was the rabbits turn to be guest of honor at Sunday dinner, his dad would have to do the dispatching of the critter. Dad couldn't due it. He did help his mom with the skinning and cleaning though

Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 09:58 AM (vd8XM)

145 But then why do wild rabbits have a reputation as tricksters?"

good PR.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 09:58 AM (6qErC)

146
Great.

Now I have "Little Bunny Foo Foo" raging in my head as an earworm.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

147 ... they say darius is a "continental giant", an offshoot of the flemish giant rabbit. but only the flemish giant is recognized as a breed by the american rabbit breeder association (sp?).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:59 AM (Pg+x7)

148 Of course. He was white.
Same with Yosemite Sam
Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 09:54 AM (vd8XM)

some of my favorite Yosemite Sam cartoons are where the dynamite blows up in his face, and suddenly he's all black with wide eyes - and he has little bits of rag tied all through his hair...

Posted by: tom servo at July 10, 2019 09:59 AM (V2Yro)

149 A 40-lb. rabbit??? That's almost 3 times the weight of my bigger cat Wolf, and he eats enough for two cats himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


He holds the world record in size for Flemish Giants.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 09:59 AM (HDCbD)

150
The Flemish Giant would be a great wrestling name.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 09:59 AM (PtOP4)

151 142
That reputation is with people whose experience with wildlife is Saturday morning cartoons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 09:59 AM (OG7NC)

152 Yesterday's wacko conspiracy theories are tomorrow's headlines. Posted by: rickl

I never really thought that way before--but they trained me.

For example, Gen. Flynn's ex-lawyer was a DOJ plant, who had him sign papers they now want to prosecute Flynn with.

First they sent in fake "Russian spies" to entrap people. Now they're sending in fake lawyers who are actually working for the government, not their clients? Wow-I thought we had seen the bottom of the Swamp, but we're not even close.

I guess it does eliminate the messy step of raiding the lawyers' offices, though.




Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 10, 2019 09:59 AM (Ndje9)

153 The first animal I saw killed, skinned and eaten was a jack rabbit in Barstow when I was really young.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:01 AM (6DVEu)

154 The Flemish Giant would be a great wrestling name.


I was French.

Posted by: Andre at July 10, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)

155 145
But then why do wild rabbits have a reputation as tricksters?"



good PR.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019

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. . .
I guess El-Ahrairah hired Don Draper and Co.


Ernest Thompson Seton, in his Wild Animals I Have Known, had one segment about Raggylug the wild swamp rabbit, and the "be cunning and full of tricks" conceit is in full evidence there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 10:01 AM (ClOmq)

156
If those rabbits are of different sexes, she's gonna have to bring a lot more food soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 10:01 AM (Wx/+I)

157 Gwabbits be like; "Go away hoomin, the sight of you deformed and inferior creatures takes my appetite."

Posted by: dabhidh at July 10, 2019 10:02 AM (O6j2k)

158 test. Pixie thinks I'm spam.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:02 AM (KUaJL)

159 The Flemish Giant would be a great wrestling name.

I was French.
Posted by: Andre

Hey, Andre, is that your phlegm?

Nah, looks phlegmish to me

Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 10:02 AM (vd8XM)

160 The first animal I saw killed, skinned and eaten was a jack rabbit in Barstow when I was really young.


It was in the desert just outside of there that the drugs kicked in.

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at July 10, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7c)

161 I saw Flemish Giants open for They Might Be Giants at the Palladium in 91.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 10, 2019 10:03 AM (b0NMl)

162 test. Pixie thinks I'm spam.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously



Must be the lace wings.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at July 10, 2019 10:03 AM (Z04f8)

163 A 40-lb. rabbit??? That's almost 3 times the weight of my bigger cat Wolf, and he eats enough for two cats himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


He holds the world record in size for Flemish Giants.



Check that. LOL. He has a contender for the crown. His son.

Darius - 4' 4"
Jeff - 3' 8" with six months of growing left to do before hitting adulthood and stopping growing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:03 AM (HDCbD)

164 we were at Chik Fil A yestertoo - totally forgot it was cow appreciation day

the workers were wearing this reall cute cow t shirst - I want one

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 10:04 AM (dm05u)

165 146
Great.

Now I have "Little Bunny Foo Foo" raging in my head as an earworm.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 09:58 AM (8XRCm)

The field mice are currently in litigation with Little Bunny Foo Foo for personal injury. The court rejected Foo Foo's argument that because the Good Fairy had turned him into a goon, he could no longer be held liable for acts committed while he was a little bunny.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

166 Laura Loomer Files $3 BILLION Lawsuit Against Facebook

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 10:04 AM (QkjLD)

167 I guess El-Ahrairah hired Don Draper and Co."

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 10:04 AM (6qErC)

168 When I was stationed in Germany, they had a rabbit season, you saw the locals carrying them out by the ears.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:05 AM (6DVEu)

169 Jack rabbits have a tendency to sit tight in the shade of tumbleweeds in the heat of the day. Makes them easy targets. Years ago, I took 36 in one day with a pellet gun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:05 AM (OG7NC)

170 Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping thru the forest
Scooping up field mice
And bopping them on the head

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:05 AM (HDCbD)

171 Babylon Bee:
Another Woman Comes Forward To Accuse Trump Of Existing Against Her Wishes

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 10:06 AM (dm05u)

172 Something is definitely wrong with Shaky Merkel.

https://tinyurl.com/yxvr82to

Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2019 10:06 AM (PxX58)

173 Well fine Pixy. I guess that comment was too insightful to be posted.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:06 AM (KUaJL)

174 167
I guess El-Ahrairah hired Don Draper and Co."



Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019

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I'm glad somebody got it!

I suppose the reason rabbits are not extinct, if they're not that tricky, is that they breed like, well, you know, and so their species has the advantage of numbers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

175 172; you know who else shook like that?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 10, 2019 10:08 AM (KP5rU)

176 169 Jack rabbits have a tendency to sit tight in the shade of tumbleweeds in the heat of the day. Makes them easy targets. Years ago, I took 36 in one day with a pellet gun.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:05 AM (OG7NC)

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Soon.

Posted by: The Rabbit Avenger at July 10, 2019 10:08 AM (9SkN+)

177
Posted by: The Rabbit Avenger at July 10, 2019 10:08 AM (9SkN+)

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Dammit Marvel.... now you gone too far...

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (8XRCm)

178
Something is definitely wrong with Shaky Merkel.



https://tinyurl.com/yxvr82to
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2019 10:06 AM (PxX5


I really hope it is not because she was given the ability to see the future.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (hSQmw)

179 I can eat 40 rabbits.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (tH5fk)

180 I'm glad somebody got it!"

That story always rubbed me the wrong way... but seemingly every older family member was determined to have me read it... even tho I was hardly a youg'n by then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2019 10:10 AM (6qErC)

181 German media reported in 2007 that Kim Jong Il hoped to solve the famine in his country by breeding giant rabbits. An east German farmer who bred rabbits the size of dogs was apparently asked by North Korea to help set up a big bunny farm to alleviate food shortages. To get things going, he sent a batch of 12 giant rabbits to North Korea, but was shocked to hear they were eaten at Kim's birthday banquet that year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2019 10:10 AM (JFO2v)

182 You know who pardoned a child sex offender on his last day in office?

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:10 AM (MAstk)

183 Heirs of Yosemite Sam are claiming 1/16 Native American heritage. Based on DNA from the hammer of one or more of his fictional guns.

Posted by: klaftern at July 10, 2019 10:10 AM (RuIsu)

184 Dang, I've never got this much positive attention before! HUGS!

Posted by: Phlegm, flattered but illiterate at July 10, 2019 10:10 AM (oS0xz)

185 I suppose the reason rabbits are not extinct, if they're not that tricky, is that they breed like, well, you know, and so their species has the advantage of numbers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Have to when you are the protein of choice for most predators, from wolf, mountain lion, bobcat, coyote on down to fox.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:11 AM (HDCbD)

186 179 I can eat 40 rabbits.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (tH5fk)

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15 schnitzengruben is my limit.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 10, 2019 10:11 AM (9SkN+)

187 Something is definitely wrong with Shaky Merkel.


Effects of cannibalism.


She is saying "I guess I'll have to deal with it for a while. Just as it came I'm sure it will pass".

When asked if she owed an explanation she said "I already told you".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 10:12 AM (fuK7c)

188 179 I can eat 40 rabbits.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (tH5fk)

Meh.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at July 10, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)

189 Useless trivia:

Rabbit is so lean, that if you don't supplement your diet with other fats, you will starve.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (HDCbD)

190 Have to when you are the protein of choice for most predators, from wolf, mountain lion, bobcat, coyote on down to fox.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:11 AM (HDCbD)

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Yeah... dude.... we're standing right here....

Posted by: Owls, hawks, eagles and falcons at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (8XRCm)

191 My dad gave me a Crossman .177 pellet gun when I was 5. My favorite target was horny toads. He would take me out with him hunting desert quail. And to the dump plunking cans and bottles and rats.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (6DVEu)

192 You also have to wonder if the FBI raid on Epstein's apartment was meant to find evidence--or destroy it.

Or find it. That's valuable stuff for whichever gang holds it. Bill, Hillary, Soros, or..."a New Hope".

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (n/eZB)

193 Boiled? Yes, I think that would be yummy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

194 192 You also have to wonder if the FBI raid on Epstein's apartment was meant to find evidence--or destroy it.

Or find it. That's valuable stuff for whichever gang holds it. Bill, Hillary, Soros, or..."a New Hope".
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (n/eZB)

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Hope Solo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 10:14 AM (q80AH)

195 My dad gave me a Crossman .177 pellet gun when I was 5. My favorite target was horny toads. He would take me out with him hunting desert quail. And to the dump plunking cans and bottles and rats.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (6DVEu)

Were you a "true sportsman"? Did you eat what you killed?

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:15 AM (ykq7q)

196 I really hope it is not because she was given the ability to see the future.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (hSQmw)

It might be beneficial for her to see the coming burning she is causing.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 10:16 AM (JgA4k)

197 195 My dad gave me a Crossman .177 pellet gun when I was 5. My favorite target was horny toads. He would take me out with him hunting desert quail. And to the dump plunking cans and bottles and rats.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (6DVEu)

Were you a "true sportsman"? Did you eat what you killed?
Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:15 AM (ykq7q)

He used every part of the horny toad.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:16 AM (NWiLs)

198 186 179 I can eat 40 rabbits.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:09 AM (tH5fk)

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15 schnitzengruben is my limit.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 10, 2019 10:11 AM (9SkN+)

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Idea:

Remake Blazing Saddles today, but set it in Detroit, the townspeople are black, and the sheriff is white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 10:17 AM (q80AH)

199 I killed a jack once by firing a .357 magnum out of a pickup window without hearing protection. Never did that again. Ears rang tot 2 days.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:17 AM (OG7NC)

200 every couple of years the english papers will run a story on the world's largest bunny. there's darius that held the title for a while - over 4 feet and 40 lbs. photo's show little kids holding it up and it's bigger than the kids!

"darius the giant rabbit" gets you there.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 10, 2019 09:49 AM (Pg+x7)



Elwood P. Dowd: Harvey is over 6 feet tall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2019 10:17 AM (Un9AW)

201 my favorite bugs bunny - yosemite sam scene

https://tinyurl.com/nnp49uw

Posted by: tom servo at July 10, 2019 10:17 AM (V2Yro)

202 Federal authorities have arrested several Puerto Rico government officials, as reported by the local media.

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:18 AM (MAstk)

203 202 Federal authorities have arrested several Puerto Rico government officials, as reported by the local media.
Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:18 AM (MAstk)

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"Racist!"
-AOC

"They were stealing money from starving kids!"
-Federal authorities

"Brown people can't do wrong!"
-AOC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)

204 First post in an art thread, just wanted to mention recent visit to the Milwaukee Art Museum, which I had not been to since ~1970. I got quite a kick out of posing in front of the same painting of St. Francis Assisi holding a skull, that I did when I was 5. Beautiful "new" building (c. 2001) by Santiago Calatrava, including the mechanical gull wing known as the Burke Brise Soleil (If I may be so bold, video: https://youtu.be/njwY21Bkcks ). Not a big art fan, but some really nice pieces inside, including an old timey radio that looked like something from the Jetson's. Recommend a visit if you are the Milwaukee area!

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (3JbJY)

205 I'd hang it.

*********


He's Not Plump, He's Just Drawn That Way - a limerick

This painting is worthy of naming
With none of that bunny fat-shaming
The rabbit's name is Roger
He's an artful old codger
Totally suitable for framing

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)

206 25 Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC

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no, that's not been vandalized, her photos really are that ugly
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (dm05u)



I admit it, I laughed.
Sigh.

Posted by: Flyover at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (B5K06)

207 She looks awfully young to be knocked up. (denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (abNpZ)

208 The first animal I saw killed, skinned and eaten was a jack rabbit in Barstow when I was really young.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:01 AM (6DVEu)

So, tell me...how did you feel about zat?--Your Psychotherapist.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (m79Dg)

209 Federal authorities have arrested several Puerto Rico government officials, as reported by the local media.
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I hope one was that See You Next Tuesday mayor.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 10:21 AM (vg8iE)

210 Remake Blazing Saddles today, but set it in Detroit, the townspeople are black, and the sheriff is white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yo! The sheriff be a ******
I said, the sheriff be a ******


Hold it! Everybody freeze or the cracker gets it!

Mongo be a pawn in the game of life.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:21 AM (HDCbD)

211 208 The first animal I saw killed, skinned and eaten was a jack rabbit in Barstow when I was really young.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:01 AM (6DVEu)

So, tell me...how did you feel about zat?--Your Psychotherapist.
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I shot a jackrabbit in Tucson just to watch it die.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 10:21 AM (2LelM)

212 31 My mom told me about how her and her sister had to raise rabbits for food when they were growing up in the depression.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (6DVEu)


We're starting a rabbitry next year. Food for us, and the LGDs we're getting next year.

Posted by: Flyover at July 10, 2019 10:21 AM (B5K06)

213 Does anyone think Trump has already won 2020 due to the Democrats going woke at the expense of voter support or should we not take anything for granted? Also, this far-left tilt defies common sense.

Sure the eventual nominee can tack to the center for the general but that person will have to know Trump is going to make them eat their words. Is the DNC just going full retard because they want to quash the far left in their party and swing back control to the corporatists?

Posted by: Augustine at July 10, 2019 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

214 The horny toads blew up real good, I understand that you have a different name for them in Texas

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:22 AM (6DVEu)

215 Skittle-gram for Mongo?

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:22 AM (tH5fk)

216 Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC
==
no, that's not been vandalized, her photos really are that ugly
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 09:35 AM (dm05u)

I think they should test her for an extra Y chromosome. You know, while I do not necessarily believe in a genetic predisposition for homosexuality, it is interesting that they tend to gravitate toward stereotypical careers. Like gay men and fashion and "the danze", or lesbians and women's sports.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:23 AM (m79Dg)

217 We're starting a rabbitry next year. Food for us, and the LGDs we're getting next year.
Posted by: Flyover


Worked with a guy who raised, skinned, cleaned, froze and sold wild rabbits as a side line business.
Made good money.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:23 AM (HDCbD)

218 Jimmy Carter pardoned a child sex offender on his last day in office.

It was Paul from Peter, Paul and May.

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:23 AM (MAstk)

219 We could solve the Flint Water Crisis by giving them toilet water from the Border!

Posted by: Alexi Donkasio-Chompez at July 10, 2019 10:24 AM (Ndje9)

220 The horny toads blew up real good, I understand that you have a different name for them in Texas
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Yeah. Horny Toads.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:24 AM (HDCbD)

221 OMG, Powell just started his testimony and Trump couldn't have paid him for a better report. Maxine Waters looked exasperated, especially when Powell said there was strong wage growth in urban areas and that low skilled people are getting jobs.

Posted by: WisRich at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (G0vdT)

222 204 First post in an art thread ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (3JbJY)

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Perhaps the only art post in this art thread ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (3JbJY)

223 Rabbit is so lean, that if you don't supplement your diet with other fats, you will starve.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (HDCbD)

Eskimos used to refer to that as rabbit sickness.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (JgA4k)

224 HORDE BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man, hunting iguanas, missed and hit a nearby pool guy.

No word as of yet if it was Paolo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (nyc/y)

225 220 The horny toads blew up real good, I understand that you have a different name for them in Texas
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Yeah. Horny Toads.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:24 AM (HDCbD)

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"I would have called them chazzwozzers."
-Australian man

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (ophxM)

226 Sure the eventual nominee can tack to the center for the general but that person will have to know Trump is going to make them eat their words. Is the DNC just going full retard because they want to quash the far left in their party and swing back control to the corporatists?
Posted by: Augustine at July 10, 2019 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

I've concluded that they know they've already lost and are just positioning themselves for 2024. Commies and Satan play the long game.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (m79Dg)

227 Dow about 65 points away from 27k.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (cF8AT)

228 First post in an art thread ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:19 AM (3JbJY)

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Perhaps the only art post in this art thread ...
Posted by: Kingsnake


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (HDCbD)

229 S. Korea and Japan are in a nasty little tiff.

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:26 AM (MAstk)

230 Rapinoe looks like her bulldyke stereotype.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:26 AM (OG7NC)

231 Rabbits of Caerbannog look satiated from their usual blood lust...fur now. Little girl better take care though.

Posted by: LizLem at July 10, 2019 10:27 AM (UvJJq)

232 227 Dow about 65 points away from 27k.
Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (cF8AT)

o.b.a.m.a.s.e.c.o.n.o.m.y.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:27 AM (KUaJL)

233 228 Perhaps the only art post in this art thread ...
Posted by: Kingsnake

*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:25 AM (HDCbD)

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lol

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:27 AM (3JbJY)

234 "Eat faster, rabbits! I promised the other kids at school more chocolate-covered raisins today!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:27 AM (JUUk1)

235 Look at the rabbits, Lizzie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 10:27 AM (q1Pj5)

236 Rabbit is good eating. Especially fried like chicken.

Yes. Yes, it is. They sell it in the grocery stores down here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 10:28 AM (HaL55)

237 Look at the rabbits, Lizzie.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:28 AM (HDCbD)

238 Tim Pool was invited to the Social Media Summit at the White House tomorrow and plans to attend. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Augustine at July 10, 2019 10:28 AM (BDZWU)

239 238 Tim Pool was invited to the Social Media Summit at the White House tomorrow and plans to attend. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Augustine at July 10, 2019 10:28 AM (BDZWU)

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Will Trump rape him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 10:28 AM (ophxM)

240 People dressing up as paintings and posing in real life goes back quite a ways, it's called a tableau vivant. In the olden days before Netflix and the Nintendo Switch, people were really fucking bored and they'd watch these for hours, and then probably buy some etchings, a bit of laudanum, and a hooker to maim.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (oZ6kz)

241 71 37
Fun fact, did you know deer will eat baby birds
Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019

For the calcium in those crunchy little bones?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 09:41
AM (

Deer also eat: all my hostas. Easter lilies. Sweet potato plants (down to a nub). Bean plants (also down to a nub). Young Apple and pear trees. Black-eyed Susans. Daylilies. Tomato plants. Hazelnut bushes. Cherry trees. Currant bushes.

AMHIK.

Posted by: Flyover at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (B5K06)

242 Had a boyfriend in high school who shared his lunch with me one day.Tastey, tastey stew.Made the mistake of asking what was in it...porcupine.Never shared lunch with him again.Did go squirrel hunting with him once but the snow being hip deep kinda took all the fun out of that.

Posted by: Pebbles at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (VU5rH)

243 We're starting a rabbitry next year.

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (NWiLs)

244 What's that Texas football team that is the the horned frogs or some shit?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (6DVEu)

245 I missed the morning thread but in defense of Acosta, Epstein's list of defense counsel is like murderer's row of defense attorneys. Acosta had every reason to think that he may not have a slam dunk if he went to trial.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (B1ik8)

246 Will Trump rape him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


You never know!

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (tH5fk)

247 5 She looks pregnant.
Posted by: Sponge at July 10, 2019 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

Considering that rabbits are a fertility symbol...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (sm6Pk)

248 Don't bend down and stick your finger at those rabbits, little girl. They will BITE it.

I speak from experience. Ouch.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (/rsCS)

249 I have never eaten a domestic rabbit. Many cottontails and swamp rabbits, but no domestics.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (OG7NC)

250 What's that Texas football team that is the the horned frogs or some shit?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:29 AM (6DVEu)

TCU

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (B1ik8)

251 > Does anyone think Trump has already won 2020 due to the Democrats going
woke at the expense of voter support or should we not take anything for
granted?
As Insty likes to say, "Don't get cocky."

That said, it's hard to imagine any of the "A List" D candidates not getting curb-stomped by Trump in the general election. They do have a few semi-non-crazy fringers (e.g., Yang) who would have a better chance in the general, but have zero chance in the primary.
Their best chance, and it wasn't a good one, was Joey Plugs, and the circular firing squad has already taken him out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (JUUk1)

252 S. Korea and Japan are in a nasty little tiff.
Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:26 AM (MAstk)

Have they gotten the tentacles out yet?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:31 AM (m79Dg)

253 S. Korea and Japan are in a nasty little tiff.
Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 10:26 AM (MAstk)

Have they gotten the tentacles out yet?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:31 AM (m79Dg)

No, but I want some cell phone video of the sweet giant robot battle.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:32 AM (KUaJL)

254 Correctly yclept, they are "horned lizards", and are the type genus of the family Phrynosomatidae.

Of course, all you Mustelidaephiles already know this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2019 10:32 AM (AnDLK)

255 Did go squirrel hunting with him once but the snow being hip deep kinda took all the fun out of that.
Posted by: Pebbles


Another animal that tastes like chicken, especially battered and fried.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:32 AM (HDCbD)

256 Sure the eventual nominee can tack to the center for the general but
that person will have to know Trump is going to make them eat their
words.


Any feint to the center by that gaggle of anti-American Progs would be a bald-faced lie and it's up to us to remind our low-info friends of that constantly. And teh Party of Stoopid will not call them out on it because they're in on it.

PDT, however, will. He has his record of real accomplishments to run on, despite the Dims efforts to oust him from office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)

257 It's a good thing for Rapinoe that David Bowie is dead, or he'd be suing her for that bad copy of his hairstyle.
It looked a lot better on him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (JUUk1)

258 Their best chance, and it wasn't a good one, was Joey Plugs, and the circular firing squad has already taken him out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (JUUk1)

You've forgotten their secret weapon. The first black transgender First....Spouse, Michael Obama.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (m79Dg)

259 I used to hunt and eat squirrels. But since I raised and had a pet squirrel for 13 years, its been kinda hard to drop the hammer on them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (OG7NC)

260 I was told by a gun training guy that the rabbits in MA and NH all had some sort of vermin that made them inedible.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (fuK7c)

261 Rabbit is so lean, that if you don't supplement your diet with other fats, you will starve.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (HDCbD)

Only sickly rabbits. Otherwise they have about the same nutritional value as chicken.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (B1ik8)

262 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Why would Hoecker even paint this? Who would pay for it? And how do you get rabbits and kid to pose for so long?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)

263 253 No, but I want some cell phone video of the sweet giant robot battle.

discovery channel, friday nights

Posted by: Anachronda at July 10, 2019 10:34 AM (+JiUm)

264 257 It's a good thing for Rapinoe that David Bowie is dead, or he'd be suing her for that bad copy of his hairstyle.
It looked a lot better on him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (JUUk1)

=====

Bowie was sexier too. And I say that as a straight man.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:34 AM (3JbJY)

265 ok Math Wiz Morons

if you were selling mainly cheaper small or light items (think Etsy) and you had to offer either free shipping OR free shipping if total order is $35

what is the formula to figure out correct mark up on price?

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (dm05u)

266 > You've forgotten their secret weapon. The first black transgender First....Spouse, Michael Obama.
Too lazy. Why would she want a real job when she's traveling around the world and getting the four star treatment?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (JUUk1)

267 261 Only sickly rabbits. Otherwise they have about the same nutritional value as chicken.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (B1ik

At first, I saw that as "same nutritional value as children"...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (sm6Pk)

268 Any feint to the center by that gaggle of anti-American Progs would be a bald-faced lie

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Any feint to the center and they lose the extreme left.

And that's their problem. By allowing the extreme far left to grab the reins of power, even slightly, now they have to pay more than lip service to them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (HDCbD)

269 Deer. I love them. They're so pretty.

Deer. I hate them. They're eating my ornamentals.

Shooed two away from the back yard this morning. They snuck along the side of the garage and headed for the dogwood out front. Threw 'em out again. They'll be back.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (Vsd7n)

270 266 > You've forgotten their secret weapon. The first black transgender First....Spouse, Michael Obama.
Too lazy. Why would she want a real job when she's traveling around the world and getting the four star treatment?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (JUUk1)

=====

Ego. It makes people do stupid shit.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (3JbJY)

271 I had to stop eating squirrel. Too high in cholesterol.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (q1Pj5)

272 You've forgotten their secret weapon. The first black transgender First....Spouse, Michael Obama.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 10:33 AM (m79Dg)

She's popped up on TV again the last few days - and she doesn't even try to hide her hatred of America, and most of its citizens. I don't believe she has the ability to present as anything other than a nasty, vicious, hatefilled bitch.

Moochelle's campaign speech would be "If you don't vote for me, you be RAYCISS! And fuck all y'all, bitches!!!" and then she would stomp off the stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)

273 259 I used to hunt and eat squirrels. But since I raised and had a pet squirrel for 13 years, its been kinda hard to drop the hammer on them.
...

Similar experience with dog.

Never hunted them but dined on them.

Posted by: OBAMA at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (MAstk)

274 15 Willowed:

Apparently posters of Megan Rapinoe were vandalized in NYC."

Allegedly. Amazing how in a NYC Subway station, not one person had the ability to photo/video the "vandalized" posters.

Here, pull the other one, ok?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

So now you can go to prison for drawing a moustache on a poster? A dick, sure, but a moustache? Even one of those.. what are they called?...toothbrush moustache's. Come on!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (kfcYC)

275 =======

Will Trump rape him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 10:28 AM (ophxM)

You can not rape the willing.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (jp0Bv)

276 265 ok Math Wiz Morons

if you were selling mainly cheaper small or light items (think Etsy) and you had to offer either free shipping OR free shipping if total order is $35

what is the formula to figure out correct mark up on price?

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (dm05u)

What the market will bear. What are comparable items selling for? Consider whether or not you need the items to sell quickly.

Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (p997d)

277 189 Useless trivia:

Rabbit is so lean, that if you don't supplement your diet with other fats, you will starve.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:13 AM (HDCbD)

Hence "bacon-wrapped rabbit loin."
Yum.

Posted by: Flyover at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (B5K06)

278 Acosta should indeed be questioned on the specifics of the deal. Absolutely. And he would simply publish an explanation then hit the airwaves with that explanation in clear and concise terms. Will there be argument over it....of course but that's happening regardless, and if his position is defensible then it should be no problem. I as a consumer of news want to hear the SPECIFICS WHY he was allowed to walk. I also can do 2 things at once, including BOTH hear Acosta's explanation of the deal AND focus concerns on the details of what Epstein has been doing. It need not be one or the other.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (Khijz)

279 Yesterday was Brian Dennehy's natal anniversary.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (fBSZL)

280 Vmom, do you know your current margin? Just take your base cost and make it a landed cost, bake the shipping charge into your bill of materials.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)

281 Shooed two away from the back yard this morning. They snuck along the side of the garage and headed for the dogwood out front. Threw 'em out again. They'll be back.
Posted by: creeper



Hit em with the garden hose.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (tH5fk)

282 She's gonna boil Opie's bunny.

She's not going to be ignored.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (oVJmc)

283 if you were selling mainly cheaper small or light items (think Etsy) and you had to offer either free shipping OR free shipping if total order is $35

what is the formula to figure out correct mark up on price?
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist


Free shipping if the order is $35 or more.
People with $28 will spend more for that free $3 shipping.

(Fuck you Amazon and your add on shit.)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (HDCbD)

284 Their best chance, and it wasn't a good one, was Joey Plugs, and the circular firing squad has already taken him out.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
...................
nope.. Joey Choo-Chooo is still leading the pack because the rest of that batshit crazy clown car scares the shit out of establishment Dems.
He's gonna have to really fuck up to lose this.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (so+oy)

285 Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (Et9RR)

286 Any feint to the center and they lose the extreme left.

And that's their problem. By allowing the extreme far left to grab the reins of power, even slightly, now they have to pay more than lip service to them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (HDCbD)

Agreed - they've already let the disease go on far too long, and now there's no way to get it back under control.

The NeverTrumpers are finding that out - both that linked article in the Cuckshed and another by Mona Charon yesterday were whining, pleading, "Why are you going total tranny-marxist, dems? We want to be with you, we want you to win, please don't go crazy on us!""

And dems are responding, "ha ha, fuck you white raycissts!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (Kpl3J)

287 Paintball guns are fun with pest deer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (OG7NC)

288 It was Paul from Peter, Paul and May.

It was Peter.
From Peter, Paul, and MARY.

God damn it to hell, people.I don't want to hear any more of this "You knew what I meant" crap.Is there anything else you could possibly get wrong? President, maybe?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 10, 2019 10:39 AM (8ZmvG)

289 why do I get the feeling the brits aren't going to prosecute and imprison their ambassador for talking shit in a Tommy Robinson-like manner? isn't talking shit about a head of state a crime in their little kingdom?

Posted by: x at July 10, 2019 10:39 AM (nFwvY)

290 When I was older,12, we would hunt squirrels and take them to this old black guy on my paper route. He invited us over for stew all the time, and gave us squirrel tails. I had a coon skin hat when I was young.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:39 AM (6DVEu)

291 It's a good thing for Rapinoe that David Bowie is dead, or he'd be suing her for that bad copy of his hairstyle.
It looked a lot better on him.
========

I get a Milo vibe from her.

Except Milo is much prettier. And has a dick. That probably really pisses her off.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 10:39 AM (vg8iE)

292 > And dems are responding, "ha ha, fuck you white raycissts!!!"
Joey Plugs looked like a stunned ox (well, even more than he normally does) when Kamaltoe hit him with the "raciss!" allegation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:40 AM (JUUk1)

293 Rabbits are very good smothered in onion gravy, but must be hugged and squeezed before smothering. They can be served with grits or most anything else, brussels sprouts or even asparagus. Asparagus goes with lots of things because after all, this is the dwaynening of the age of asparagus.

Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 10:40 AM (UUkQp)

294 nope.. Joey Choo-Chooo is still leading the pack because the rest of that batshit crazy clown car scares the shit out of establishment Dems.
He's gonna have to really fuck up to lose this.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (so+oy)

How about the quote going around the net this morning, with Slow Joe saying "Sometimes even George Wallace was right!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)

295 I was told by a gun training guy that the rabbits in MA and NH all had some sort of vermin that made them inedible.

******

They may be referring to tularemia, aka rabbit fever, which can occur epidemically.

There IS a code for that:


ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code A21
Tularemia; infection due to Francisella tularensis; rabbit fever

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 10:40 AM (mvenn)

296 289 why do I get the feeling the brits aren't going to prosecute and imprison their ambassador for talking shit in a Tommy Robinson-like manner? isn't talking shit about a head of state a crime in their little kingdom?
Posted by: x at July 10, 2019 10:39 AM (nFwvY)

Only if it's a Muslim.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 10:40 AM (sm6Pk)

297 285 Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (Et9RR)

=====

Run away! Run away!

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (3JbJY)

298 Rapinoe is basically Willem Dafoe with pink hair.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (xPJvm)

299 I have never eaten a domestic rabbit. Many cottontails and swamp rabbits, but no domestics.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (OG7NC)

All white meat.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (ykq7q)

300 293 Rabbits are very good smothered in onion gravy, but must be hugged and squeezed before smothering. They can be served with grits or most anything else, brussels sprouts or even asparagus. Asparagus goes with lots of things because after all, this is the dwaynening of the age of asparagus.
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 10:40 AM (UUkQp)

That's all well and good, but who's Dwayne?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (sm6Pk)

301 > nope.. Joey Choo-Chooo is still leading the pack because the rest of
that batshit crazy clown car scares the shit out of establishment Dems.

If Plugs wins, my prediction is that the transgendered communist wing of the party boycotts the election and Trump wins handily.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (JUUk1)

302 TCU
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (B1ik

Texas
Childrens
University

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2019 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

303 280 Vmom, do you know your current margin? Just take your base cost and make it a landed cost, bake the shipping charge into your bill of materials.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)

hah! I'm not actually a seller - this was on behalf of a friend

I'm not sure ehat your terms mean LOL

Does this work?
$35 comes with free shipping
Say max continental USA shipping is $5
5/35 = .142
so round up to 15%
if she increases her prices by 15% she should be able to cover the "free" shipping, right?

apparently Etsy is pressuring sellers to offer this

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 10, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)

304 I would guess that you would have fewer but larger orders with a $35 threshhold for free shipping. And more total orders with free shipping on all orders with items offered at a higher price.
Disclosure: I had one semester of Econ 101 *mumblety* years ago.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)

305 281 Shooed two away from the back yard this morning. They snuck along the side of the garage and headed for the dogwood out front. Threw 'em out again. They'll be back.
Posted by: creeper


Hit em with the garden hose.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (tH5fk)

What if they're into flogging?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs)

306 I did find one other rabbit-related ICD code which may apply to this painting, given the indoor setting and the feeding theme.


ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code L73.1
Ingrown hare

(aka Pseudofolliculitis barbae)

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 10:42 AM (mvenn)

307 I like to stuff rabbits up my ass.

Posted by: David French at July 10, 2019 10:42 AM (FTPVM)

308 299 I have never eaten a domestic rabbit. Many cottontails and swamp rabbits, but no domestics.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019 10:30 AM (OG7NC)

All white meat.
Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (ykq7q)

Once you go white, nothing else will seem right.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

309 And Duncanthrax, I never new Brian Denehy was born in Natal. Was that why he had that British accent?

Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 10:43 AM (UUkQp)

310 We had rabbit in the mess hall in Germany on a regular basis.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (6DVEu)

311 308 Once you go white, nothing else will seem right.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

Wait'll Raimondo and BSG get a load of that one.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (sm6Pk)

312 Something is definitely wrong with Shaky Merkel.

https://tinyurl.com/yxvr82to
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2019 10:06 AM (PxX5

Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (abNpZ)

313 301 > nope.. Joey Choo-Chooo is still leading the pack because the rest of
that batshit crazy clown car scares the shit out of establishment Dems.

If Plugs wins, my prediction is that the transgendered communist wing of the party boycotts the election and Trump wins handily.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:41 AM (JUUk1)

What will be really funny is if Joey loses the primaries, but the Super Delegates come back at the convention and say "well we have to do it" and make him the nominee anyways.

Imagine what would have happened if the GOP had nominated Jeb even though Trump won all the primaries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (Kpl3J)

314 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code A21
Tularemia; infection due to Francisella tularensis; rabbit fever
Posted by: Muldoon

****

That right there is one of the reasons I like it here.

I feel smarter already!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (axyOa)

315 Biden may be their Dole '96, their throwaway candidate elder statesman to avoid tapping their pathetic bench until 2024.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (oVJmc)

316 If we run away again will it confuse the rabbit more?

Posted by: Sir Bofors at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (q1Pj5)

317 Why is it a crime to hate someone? And why is it a crime to deface a poster?

It what your hatred motivates you to do that's criminal.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (JgA4k)

318 Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:37 AM (Khijz)

He wasn't allowed to walk.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (B1ik8)

319 "Hit 'em with the garden hose."

Can't. The garden hose is coiled in a hose tub and covered with a funnel-web spider's creation. It's so fascinating I can't bring myself to destroy it.

I'm training the cats to let me know when the deer show up. Murphy announced this morning's.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (Vsd7n)

320 Hit em with the garden hose.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (tH5fk)

What if they're into flogging?
Posted by: Insomniac


Then hit em some more.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:45 AM (tH5fk)

321 Something is definitely wrong with Shaky Merkel.


Twitchkreig!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 10:45 AM (oVJmc)

322 > why do I get the feeling the brits aren't going to prosecute and imprison their ambassador
How did this fuckstick get to be an ambassador, anyway? One of the most fundamental job requirements is to be polite and keep your mouth shut, no matter how much you think the other guy sucks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:45 AM (JUUk1)

323 Bowie was sexier too. And I say that as a straight man.
Posted by: Kingsnake

**********

Did you catch the scene of Rapinoe after the win, preening and struttin' round the field like some sort of purple haired white rapper? As an American, I was embarrassed with the appearance of our "women's" team. Between Rapinoe's purple-do and the various brush cuts, tattoos and piercings, Netherlands women actually looked more like women in my book. What a sad state of our society

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:46 AM (Khijz)

324 Hickenlooper keeping the dream alive quoted as saying, "Sometimes the long shot becomes the legend."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 10:46 AM (mvenn)

325 259
I used to hunt and eat squirrels. But since I raised and had a pet
squirrel for 13 years, its been kinda hard to drop the hammer on them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
I didn't know they could live that long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 10:46 AM (ClOmq)

326 319 "Hit 'em with the garden hose."

Can't. The garden hose is coiled in a hose tub and covered with a funnel-web spider's creation. It's so fascinating I can't bring myself to destroy it.

I'm training the cats to let me know when the deer show up. Murphy announced this morning's.
Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (Vsd7n)

---

Spider would have to build a home somewhere else, if it were me.

plants>spiderwebs

Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 10:46 AM (RU4sa)

327 What if they're into flogging?


Kink-y.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 10, 2019 10:46 AM (oVJmc)

328 Can't. The garden hose is coiled in a hose tub and covered with a funnel-web spider's creation. It's so fascinating I can't bring myself to destroy it.

I'm training the cats to let me know when the deer show up. Murphy announced this morning's.
Posted by: creeper



You will have to taunt them a second time!

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:47 AM (tH5fk)

329 Breaking from the Bee!

Sports
Pay Gap Between Men's And Women's Teams Reveals Shocking Truth That People Are Paid To Play Soccer
July 9th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

330 Rabbit meat vs chicken: Nutritional comparisons.

http://bit.ly/2XF0Rb2


About halfway down, there are links to comparing rabbit with other meats.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:47 AM (HDCbD)

331 320 Hit em with the garden hose.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:38 AM (tH5fk)

What if they're into flogging?
Posted by: Insomniac

Then hit em some more.
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 10:45 AM (tH5fk)

50 Shades of Cervidae

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)

332 And that's their problem. By allowing the extreme far left to grab the
reins of power, even slightly, now they have to pay more than lip
service to them.


They're the radical, drugged-up, mentally-ill fringes of polite society, something else we need to constantly remind others of. They're loud, but there aren't many of them, thank goodness. But that's not what they want the rest of us to think.

Electronic peer pressure works. If there's anything that needs to be #resisted, it's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 10:48 AM (HaL55)

333
If you're going to go after the social media giants the Dept of Labor will be an important tool.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 10:48 AM (PtOP4)

334 > What will be really funny is if Joey loses the primaries, but the Super
Delegates come back at the convention and say "well we have to do it"
and make him the nominee anyways.

That could easily happen. If no one has a majority for the first ballot at the convention (and with this many candidates that's a strong possibility), anyone can be nominated on the second, and as you say, the "super delegates" (read: long-term party hacks) get to vote. Yeah, I can imagine the supers going for Plugs.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:48 AM (JUUk1)

335 *climbs up on soapbox, pounds floor with staff for attention*

I WANT TO SEE THOSE FLIGHT MANIFESTS!

*descends from soapbox*

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (Vsd7n)

336 But since I raised and had a pet
squirrel for 13 years, its been kinda hard to drop the hammer on them.


Did you notice he didn't move for his last nine years or were you raising a cat?

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (f6lTY)

337 I'm training the cats


Least plausible thing I've read on the interwebs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

338 How did this fuckstick get to be an ambassador, anyway? One of the most fundamental job requirements is to be polite and keep your mouth shut, no matter how much you think the other guy sucks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:45 AM (JUUk1)

An interesting question is, who leaked those comments and why? They were private, internal cables from the Ambassador to the Home Office. He didn't want them to be public, and Americans didn't know about them. Only a very few people inside the British Government could possibly have access to them.

It was obvious they would cause a shit storm if they got out - so who leaked them, and why? Certainly no friend of the Ambassador, since his forced resignation was obviously going to come about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)

339 Yeah, I can imagine the supers going for Plugs.
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Just like last time. Sweet. Who knew the Dem Party had a House of Lords?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 10:50 AM (2LelM)

340 318 Posted by: Emil Moresi

*********

He wasn't allowed to walk.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

*********

Sorry, forgot to add, "with essentially a wrist slap." Better? Same point.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:50 AM (Khijz)

341 Just got here.... so, are these Racist Rabbits, or what????

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:50 AM (bCLt0)

342 I used to hunt and eat squirrels. But since I raised and had a pet squirrel for 13 years, its been kinda hard to drop the hammer on them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2019
*
*
. . .
I didn't know they could live that long.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


It helps to keep them away from cars and bobcats.

Have a bobcat on the game cam with a squirrel in it's mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:50 AM (HDCbD)

343 That painting is weirdly enjoyable. Case where the sum is more than the parts.

Posted by: Caliban at July 10, 2019 10:50 AM (qEujL)

344 Hit em with the garden hose.


********

Maybe you could just tell them you don't want to see them anymore in a John Deer letter.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (mvenn)

345 I spent a year when I was young trying to make a squirrel my pet, trying to hand feed it. Never worked. Out back there were pony's that I fed and dreamed of riding. Oh to be young.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (6DVEu)

346 323 Bowie was sexier too. And I say that as a straight man.
Posted by: Kingsnake

**********

Did you catch the scene of Rapinoe after the win, preening and struttin' round the field like some sort of purple haired white rapper? As an American, I was embarrassed with the appearance of our "women's" team. Between Rapinoe's purple-do and the various brush cuts, tattoos and piercings, Netherlands women actually looked more like women in my book. What a sad state of our society
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:46 AM (Khijz)

=====

Watched every minute of the USA women in '99, even attending a match. Every minute in 03, 07, 11 and 15. (At east as work allowed). Plus other countries as possible. Did not watch a single second of *ANY* WWC match this year. They are dead to me. It is not Rapinoe that is the problem. Just as in the NFL, it is all the people around the kneeler who are the problem: They would rather win than take a principled stand against the kneeler. Good riddance & goodbye. Forever.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (3JbJY)

347 > Who knew the Dem Party had a House of Lords?

The Democratic Party is "democratic" in much the same way that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a "democratic republic".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (JUUk1)

348 Bank of Canada is pleading with Star Trek fans to stop "Spocking" its five dollar bills. Since Leonard Nimoy's death, Canadian folks have been "Spocking" the hell out of the five dollar bill that features a portrait of Canada's seventh prime minister Sir Wilfrid Laurier.

Sir Wilfrid now sports, on certain bills at least, pointy ears, the signature Vulcan haircut and eyebrows and Spock's mantra "Live long and prosper."

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (QkjLD)

349 Just got here.... so, are these Racist Rabbits, or what????

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:50 AM (bCLt0)

No, just wascally.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (q1Pj5)

350 Did you notice he didn't move for his last nine years or were you raising a cat?

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (f6lTY)

"old man squirrel, he just keep flowing...."

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:51 AM (ykq7q)

351 I'm training the cats


Least plausible thing I've read on the interwebs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

In dacha of Mahon, cat trains you!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (xPJvm)

352 345 Hit em with the garden hose.


********

What.... we have some morons here, acting up again????

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (bCLt0)

353 338
I'm training the cats



Least plausible thing I've read on the interwebs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019

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*
. . .
Oh, cats can be trained to do certain things. "Certain" as in "I wanted to do that anyway." My late black longhair Marie-Antoinette loved going for walks on a lead and harness. I introduced her to it, and she liked it better each time. The third time I brought out the harness, she ran to the door crying eagerly. So you could say I "trained" her to walk on a lead. But it was not against her will or inclination.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (ClOmq)

354 The Babylon Bee is getting way too close for comfort.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyaf9fkj

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (xjiRE)

355
Least plausible thing I've read on the interwebs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

"We just want to stop having to live in the shadows"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (KUaJL)

356 Yanno, if Epstein didn't maintain his own hangar it might be interesting to interview the staff of the FBO where he kept the Lolita Express.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:53 AM (Vsd7n)

357 f Plugs wins, my prediction is that the transgendered communist wing of the party boycotts the election and Trump wins handily.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

...............

That is exactly what I am hoping for..
the free tuition punks will stay home too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 10, 2019 10:53 AM (so+oy)

358 Training Cats..... yeah, sure.... as likely as a housebroke alligator....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:53 AM (bCLt0)

359 This is the co-founder of Wikipedia...


@lsanger

I haven't touched Wikipedia's (egregiously biased) article about Sharyl. Why would I? I don't care about Wikipedia. It's a lost cause. I am working on a better project that will revolutionize online encyclopedias: @Everipedia.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 10:53 AM (cF8AT)

360 Oh, cats can be trained to do certain things. "Certain" as in "I wanted to do that anyway." My late black longhair Marie-Antoinette loved going for walks on a lead and harness. I introduced her to it, and she liked it better each time. The third time I brought out the harness, she ran to the door crying eagerly. So you could say I "trained" her to walk on a lead. But it was not against her will or inclination.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (ClOmq)

Exactly. I trained my cat to meow loudly to wake me, and the baby up at 5 am every morning when she wants to be fed. Not sure how I trained her to do that, since she never gets to eat until 7, but I managed it nonetheless.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:54 AM (KUaJL)

361 usa women's kick the ball is a joke. like special ed. for make believe females with no hope. shut the fuck up and go away already. an eighth grade boys team kicked their ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 10, 2019 10:54 AM (KP5rU)

362 354 The Babylon Bee is getting way too close for comfort.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyaf9fkj
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (xjiRE)

The Bee is bookmark #3....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:54 AM (bCLt0)

363 My gf's cat has trained her to get up and put out cat treats on demand. I must study this cat's methods.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 10:54 AM (q1Pj5)

364 Tom @338

Good points.
Internal Brit politics and back-stabbing, or something else?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 10:54 AM (axyOa)

365 Shooed two away from the back yard this morning. They snuck along the side of the garage and headed for the dogwood out front. Threw 'em out again. They'll be back.
Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (Vsd7n)

Throw some firecrackers at them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 10:54 AM (abNpZ)

366 Oh, and from the sidebar, the story about Melania not believing Blah-Blah Ford: Again, I'm proud of Melania. She's got a good sense of what's true and what isn't, apparently.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 10:55 AM (ClOmq)

367 "Soccer? You mean communist metric football?" -- someone on the Intarwebz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:55 AM (JUUk1)

368 Something is definitely wrong with Shaky Merkel.
https://tinyurl.com/yxvr82to
Posted by: JackStraw at July 10, 2019 10:06 AM (PxX5
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Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 10:44 AM (abNpZ)
~~~~~

I've stayed at plenty Holiday Inn Expresses, and I'm telling ya, she's got orthostatic tremor. Happens every time she stands still. It will dissipate when she walks and goes away when she sits.

Probably won't kill her, but it will seriously debilitate her.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 10, 2019 10:56 AM (NtglE)

369 Good riddance & goodbye. Forever.
Posted by: Kingsnake

************

Roger that. I actually cant stand the sport myself. For me, it's the ridiculous flopping the players do that kills the likeability of being a fan. There's lots to dislike tho.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:56 AM (Khijz)

370 Of course, of course DeBlasio's Commie town would fete that America Shaming kickball club....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:56 AM (bCLt0)

371 355
Least plausible thing I've read on the interwebs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

"We just want to stop having to live in the shadows"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (KUaJL)

"All we want is the right to marry."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

372 Shooed two away from the back yard this morning. They snuck along the side of the garage and headed for the dogwood out front. Threw 'em out again. They'll be back.
Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:35 AM (Vsd7n)

Throw some firecrackers at them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Bird bangers.
Bing bird bangers. Works.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 10:57 AM (HDCbD)

373 367 "Soccer? You mean communist metric football?" -- someone on the Intarwebz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:55 AM (JUUk1)

"You mean warm-weather hockey played by pussies and lesbians"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:57 AM (KUaJL)

374 I dropped by American Thinker this morning. Is it my imagination or are comments there way down?

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 10:58 AM (Vsd7n)

375 Roger that. I actually cant stand the sport myself. For me, it's the ridiculous flopping the players do that kills the likeability of being a fan. There's lots to dislike tho.
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 10, 2019 10:56 AM (Khijz)

=====

Soccer is my favorite sport. The USA women, however, can get fucked.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 10:58 AM (3JbJY)

376 371

We just want to stop having to live in the shadows"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:52 AM (KUaJL)

"All we want is the right to marry."
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

"And not being fired because of who you love.... of course"....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 10:58 AM (bCLt0)

377 > "You mean warm-weather hockey played by pussies and lesbians"?
And little girls, the only group for whom it is an appropriate sport.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:58 AM (JUUk1)

378 Not art.

NOT ART.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 10, 2019 10:58 AM (CPk08)

379 @mikedebonis

Asked @SpeakerPelosi: Any regrets your comments to @maureendowd may have created some disunity?
"No, I do not. Four people voted for the bill. That's what I said. And no other people followed. I have no regrets about anything. Regrets is not what I do."

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (cF8AT)

380 oh...this painting is just adorable. fat rabbits and a chubby little girl..

Posted by: IC at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (a0IVu)

381 Cory Booker Supports Decriminalizing Illegal Border Crossings

-
But the Donks aren't for open borders.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)

382 > Bird bangers.
Bing bird bangers. Works.

Here in Alaska we have something called "seal bombs", used to scare seals away from fishing nets so they don't get caught.
Think bird bangers, but scaled up a lot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (JUUk1)

383 "All we want is the right to marry."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

...and cakes...and flowers....and pizzas

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (ykq7q)

384 347 > Who knew the Dem Party had a House of Lords?

The Democratic Party is "democratic" in much the same way that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a "democratic republic".
---------------------------
Pretty sure the Dems decided a House of Lords was the only way to avoid another Great Klan Bake convention in NYC.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 11:00 AM (2LelM)

385 I'll give up Bill in return for the nomination. If you throw in an October smear on Trump, I'll destroy the rest of the Epstein evidence.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 10, 2019 11:00 AM (mhs6e)

386 NOT ART.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut


******

So when you say tree you don't include rabbitry

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:00 AM (mvenn)

387 Exactly. I trained my cat to meow loudly to wake me, and the baby up at 5 am every morning when she wants to be fed. Not sure how I trained her to do that, since she never gets to eat until 7, but I managed it nonetheless.
Posted by: joe


My cats know when it is 6:00 pm and 4:40 am.
Without fail.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:00 AM (HDCbD)

388 > "No, I do not. Four people voted for the bill. That's what I said. And
no other people followed. I have no regrets about anything. Regrets is
not what I do."
And in Nancy's culture, revenge is a dish that is best served cold.
OCrazyHo is going to regret pissing off Nancy, not to mention the Cuomo family.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 11:01 AM (JUUk1)

389 380 oh...this painting is just adorable. fat rabbits and a chubby little girl..
Posted by: IC at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (a0IVu)



There is a place for Adipose Art..... as long as it's not draped over a White Ottoman.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:01 AM (bCLt0)

390 I hate to admit it but Pelosi is right. Four people are jerking her entire party around. I'd be pissed, too.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:02 AM (Vsd7n)

391 @WhiteHouse 1 minute ago

NEXT: President Trump delivers remarks and signs an executive order on healthcare at 11:10 AM ET.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 11:02 AM (cF8AT)

392 oh...this painting is just adorable. fat rabbits and a chubby little girl..
Posted by: IC at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (a0IVu)



There is a place for Adipose Art..... as long as it's not draped over a White Ottoman.....
Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:01 AM (bCLt0)


Did somebody say something about a little girl draped over an ottoman?

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at July 10, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

393 My cats know when it is 6:00 pm and 4:40 am.

Without fail.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019

*
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. . .
If you made the mistake of getting up to feed Marie at, say, 5:00 am, the next morning she would yell at 4:30.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:02 AM (ClOmq)

394 I hate to admit it but Pelosi is right. Four people are jerking her entire party around. I'd be pissed, too.
======

She helped create these monsters and this disastrous society. The bitch needs to swallow her full measure. Good and hard. Hopefully she chokes on it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 11:03 AM (vg8iE)

395 All know is if Cats had thumbs, we would all be doomed....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:04 AM (bCLt0)

396 Sometimes even Joe Biden is right. Stopped clocks...

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 10, 2019 11:04 AM (RuIsu)

397 I hate to admit it but Pelosi is right. Four people are jerking her entire party around. I'd be pissed, too.

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I disagree. It's not just the 4 people in congress, it's the entire media giving them fawning attention and covering them in the best possible light, and none of the "intelligent" class who is calling them out on any of their shit.

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at July 10, 2019 11:05 AM (KUaJL)

398 With tremors like that I half expect a graboid to burst out of Frau Merkel's chest.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2019 11:05 AM (mvenn)

399 ew. off sock

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:05 AM (KUaJL)

400 Oh, I don't disagree one bit, bicentennialguy. And I'm thoroughly enjoying her discomforture.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:05 AM (Vsd7n)

401 394 I hate to admit it but Pelosi is right. Four people are jerking her entire party around. I'd be pissed, too.
======

She helped create these monsters and this disastrous society. The bitch needs to swallow her full measure. Good and hard. Hopefully she chokes on it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2019 11:03 AM (vg8iE)

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Her problem isn't those four, it's the Justice Democrats.

I would imagine that she knows that, so I do wonder what's going on behind the scenes to undermine the new Tea Party of the Left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:06 AM (ophxM)

402 *hmm. they are fattening up nicely. a fine dinner each will make*

Posted by: Little Girl at July 10, 2019 11:06 AM (2qPhT)

403
One leaf makes you fatter
And the next one does so too
And the leaves the young girl gives you
Will help you become stew

Posted by: Jefferson Airplane at July 10, 2019 11:06 AM (sZRzw)

404 Moochelle's campaign speech would be "If you don't vote for me, you be RAYCISS! And fuck all y'all, bitches!!!" and then she would stomp off the stage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)

My hero!--The Gay Mulatto.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2019 11:06 AM (m79Dg)

405 Daily Mail:

I have NO relationship with Nancy Pelosi: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accuses Speaker of trying to sideline her with loaded-up work schedule after top Democrat dismissed her 'squad' as just having Twitter following.

https://tinyurl.com/y4o3cbbo


I am enjoying the hell outta this!

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 11:07 AM (cF8AT)

406 Moochelle's campaign speech would be "If you don't vote for me, you be RAYCISS! And fuck all y'all, bitches!!!" and then she would stomp off the stage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)

"Vote for me, or I'll never be proud of this country again!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:07 AM (KUaJL)

407 406 Moochelle's campaign speech would be "If you don't vote for me, you be RAYCISS! And fuck all y'all, bitches!!!" and then she would stomp off the stage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)

"Vote for me, or I'll never be proud of this country again!"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:07 AM (KUaJL)

===========

*terrified screeching*
-Every white liberal in America

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:07 AM (ophxM)

408 >>>usa women's kick the ball is a joke. like special ed. for make believe females with no hope. shut the fuck up and go away already. an eighth grade boys team kicked their ass.

Someone is very not angry online about an important issue, you guys.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:08 AM (TzWib)

409 Posted by: Jefferson Airplane


*coughs*

Posted by: The Great Society at July 10, 2019 11:08 AM (fuK7c)

410 > Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accuses Speaker of trying to sideline her with loaded-up work schedule
Good luck on getting any work out of that bimbo, Pelosi.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 11:08 AM (JUUk1)

411 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 10, 2019 11:09 AM (1XAal)

412 All know is if Cats had thumbs, we would all be doomed....
Posted by: kraken



If the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the sides already.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:10 AM (HDCbD)

413 An interesting question is, who leaked those comments and why? They were private, internal cables from the Ambassador to the Home Office. He didn't want them to be public, and Americans didn't know about them. Only a very few people inside the British Government could possibly have access to them.

It was obvious they would cause a shit storm if they got out - so who leaked them, and why? Certainly no friend of the Ambassador, since his forced resignation was obviously going to come about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)

So, the Limey ex-Ambassador, turd burglar or no? Seems the LBGTxxx party line is Trump Hate, all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:10 AM (abNpZ)

414 If you actually hate your country it seems to me you shouldn't be representing that country, which you hate, in international competition.
And nobody should have to kick you off the team, you should no participate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 10, 2019 11:11 AM (JgA4k)

415 Johnny CAT....... " I killed a mouse in Reno, just to watch it Die".......

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:11 AM (bCLt0)

416 If the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the sides already.

Aliens would probably consider cats to be the dominant life form on Earf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 11:11 AM (HaL55)

417 Test

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK8)

418 Mmmm....rabbits. Let's see, some leeks, mustard, a little cream....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 10, 2019 11:13 AM (ejd/p)

419 My Count sense is tingling. Is a nood about to drop?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2019 11:13 AM (q1Pj5)

420 Hurm.

Just as well, JackStraw beat me to the 'Of Mice and Men' ref

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK8)

421 I've long felt that Obastard was pulling strings behind the scenes to create chaos in the Dem party so Mooch could ride in to save the day. That was before Mueller's coup failed. The Obamas have been relatively quiet since.

And I wonder if Barry was ever one of the passengers on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (Vsd7n)

422 The idiotic emoluments case has just been bitchslapped out of court by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals.
Unanimous decision.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (JUUk1)

423 How come all the cats in the world haven't made their way to the Himalayas, which be kind of like climbing the world's curtains.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (JgA4k)

424 Cats had to make a choice between ruling the world or sleeping 18 hours a day.

They made the right choice.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (oZ6kz)

425 You mean, a cob is gonna drop a nood????

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (bCLt0)

426 She helped create these monsters and this disastrous society. The bitch needs to swallow her full measure. Good and hard. Hopefully she chokes on it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
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You are certainly correct about that, Pelosi and her fellow travelers plowed the ground, sowed the seed, and fertilized this crop of filth.

And while I do not mind them consuming each other, it remains a fact that the primary chance of suppressing the radicals lies with Pelosi.

The Frankenstein that she has created is likely beyond her ability to control, but one hopes she can at least wound them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (fZcn6)

427 My uncle was in a commune up by Frisco back in the day. Jefferson Airplane played his wedding, I didn't believe it until I saw the pictures. He sent me a signed Jimmy Hendrix poster for my birthday one year, don't know if was real but was cool.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6DVEu)

428 > And I wonder if Barry was ever one of the passengers on the Lolita Express.
Unlikely. He's not into girls.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (JUUk1)

429
And I wonder if Barry was ever one of the passengers on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (Vsd7n)

For the sake of girls?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (JgA4k)

430 and cakes...and flowers....and pizzas
Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2019 10:59 AM (ykq7q)


And pervs dressed as women reading to your children.

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (MAstk)

431 I've long felt that Obastard was pulling strings behind the scenes to create chaos in the Dem party so Mooch could ride in to save the day. That was before Mueller's coup failed. The Obamas have been relatively quiet since.

And I wonder if Barry was ever one of the passengers on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (Vsd7n)


Imma call bs on this for a couple of reasons:

-Barry is lazy a.f.
-Barry sucks at everything except for campaigning. He's not good at this House of cards shit.
-Barry doesn't even like Mochelle

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (KUaJL)

432 I'm sure Epstein had access to boys, too. Kevin Spacey was on that 2002 Africa trip with Epstein and Bubba.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (oZ6kz)

433 405
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accuses Speaker of trying to sideline her with loaded-up work schedule after top Democrat dismissed her 'squad' as just having Twitter following.

Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 11:07 AM (cF8AT)


Apparently she thinks her "job" is running her mouth.

Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (xjiRE)

434 Rain in great sheets here this am. I hope my car, which is parked on a side street that rarely floods, will be okay, and that the flooding on the main avenue subsides enough for me to drive home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (ClOmq)

435 330 Rabbit meat vs chicken: Nutritional comparisons.

way back in the last century I would spend my summers in Camp County, TX. A lot of people subsidized their income by raising chickens for Pilgrims Pride (Lonnie and Bo Pilgrim out of Pittsburg).

One guy in Newsome built huge rabbit hutches for raising rabbits for market. I wonder if Pilgrims paid him for that.

Posted by: DanMan at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (XTiHL)

436 Aliens would probably consider cats to be the dominant life form on Earf.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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I would further postulate that they would regard men and women as two separate species.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (fZcn6)

437 432 I'm sure Epstein had access to boys, too. Kevin Spacey was on that 2002 Africa trip with Epstein and Bubba.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (oZ6kz)

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For the safari?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (E2A2U)

438 > I'm sure Epstein had access to boys, too. Kevin Spacey was on that 2002 Africa trip with Epstein and Bubba.
Good point. I'd forgotten about Spacey being one of the group.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (JUUk1)

439 If you actually hate your country it seems to me you shouldn't be
representing that country, which you hate, in international competition.

And nobody should have to kick you off the team, you should no participate.


She denigrates the very country that enabled her to live her dream and become world champion. That's Prog gratitude for ya. What a despicable c*nt she is, and a piss-poor representative of America. She should've been dismissed from the team as soon as she opened her attention-whore mouth against the rest of us.

BTW, just how many goals did she score? Did she make a clutch game-winning point in any of the matches? Was she the top scorer?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (HaL55)

440 Did AOC complain about her boss at the bar loading her up with work and stuff?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (JgA4k)

441 Crowley would win his seat back if he ran against AOC.


Has he ruled it out?

Posted by: HA at July 10, 2019 11:17 AM (MAstk)

442 > Did AOC complain about her boss at the bar loading her up with work and stuff?
Knowing the type, I'd say she probably just flirted with him constantly to get out of work, leading to her guts being hated by everyone else on the crew.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (JUUk1)

443 422 The idiotic emoluments case has just been bitchslapped out of court by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals.
Unanimous decision."

HA! I, and everyone else with a lick of sense, said from the beginning that the partisans who brought those complaints never even bothered to understand what an "Emolument" actually is. Yes, it's a real thing that used to be done in the 18th and 19th Centuries, and NO, it is NOT accepting money in exchange for goods and/or services.

So any Court challenge on this had to end with "GTFO, idiots! Go figure out what you're trying to talk about before you even think about coming back!!!"

oh but the Dems are gonna impeach based on this. Riiiiggghht.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)

444 Yes she was the top scorer by a lot and scored basically all of the penalty kicks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (fuK7c)

445 Always remember - this Uber awesome women's soccer team that is the best in the world...was beaten 5-2 by 15 year old boys.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (d0dNF)

446 Democratic challenger to Mitch McConnell compares Trumps election to 9/11. Looking at her that's probably one of the lesser objectionable things she's probably said:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (+0VWg)

447 436
Aliens would probably consider cats to be the dominant life form on Earf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

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I would further postulate that they would regard men and women as two separate species.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 11:16 AM (fZcn6)



I would suggest that their science is probably more advanced than ours, and that they are likely correct.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (CPk08)

448 I'm still waiting for the naming of the names from the Epstein indictment.

I wonder if David Geffen will FINALLY get some fire. That fucker is worse than Epstein.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)

449 Women's soccer team being greeted with cheers of USA, USA! Online Anger Alert going to code red and issuing warning for multiple upset posts about women athletes.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (TzWib)

450 446-Here's her picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y3jefgbb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (+0VWg)

451 443 oh but the Dems are gonna impeach based on this. Riiiiggghht.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)

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Let's reignite this fight!

They could, if they wanted, because impeachment is political not legal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (E2A2U)

452 And I wonder if Barry was ever one of the passengers on the Lolita Express.

Posted by: creeper
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I would be surprised if Obama had ever heard of 'Lolita'.

'Alinsky', sure, but 'Lolita', no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (fZcn6)

453 Hold it.

Women play soccer?
Hunh. Who knew?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (CPk08)

454 Greetings from Dollywood, horde!

Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (CR79h)

455 Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (TzWib)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (+0VWg)

456 446 Democratic challenger to Mitch McConnell compares Trumps election to 9/11. Looking at her that's probably one of the lesser objectionable things she's probably said:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:18 AM (+0VWg)

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"So Pure! So Progressive! Send all the money!"
-Steven Spielberg, bored between movies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:20 AM (E2A2U)

457 Didn't Alf want to eat cats?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:20 AM (6DVEu)

458 THE WABBIT IS OUT OF THE HUTCH ...**STATIC**

Posted by: Reich Wing Dog Whisile at July 10, 2019 11:20 AM (Y274z)

459 450 446-Here's her picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y3jefgbb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (+0VWg)

That's one angry guy, Fen.....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bCLt0)

460 Posted by: Onl.ine Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (TzWib)

Don't have a problem with women athletes. Don't like the personality of some of the "girls" on the U.S. Team.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (+0VWg)

461 454 Greetings from Dollywood, horde!
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (CR79h)

In my mind there are boobs and cowboy hats everywhere, there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

462 Greetings from Dollywood, horde!
Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation



Nice!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (HDCbD)

463

Be vewwy quiet. I'm feeding wabbits.

Posted by: Ellen Fudd at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

464 Didn't Alf want to eat cats?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:20 AM

Melmac and China had a trade agreement, too.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, on vacation at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (CR79h)

465 "You mean warm-weather hockey played by pussies and lesbians"?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2019 10:57 AM (KUaJL)

Must be pussies and lesbians, eh? Players score goals in Hockey. Soccer, despite the goal posts being about the size of a 4-car garage: very little scoring, which equals boring. Basketball, with a net only half again bigger than the ball: very high scoring, which also equals boring.

Baseball, hockey, and football have found a balance between offense and defense that works to keep the fans entertained.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (abNpZ)

466 Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bCLt0)

If she even smiled it would be better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (+0VWg)

467 IS THE COM CHANNEL STILL NELLIE?

Posted by: creeper at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (Vsd7n)

468 Do we have a new troll?

Does new troll have try-hard syndrome?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

469 They could, if they wanted, because impeachment is political not legal.

"...for crimes and misdemeanors..."

That kinda sounds legal, like there have to have been crimes proven. Of course, the MFM will pound that other point into LIV heads.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (HaL55)

470 BREAKING: NYPD SVU Detectives stationed at Bergdorf-Hart dressing room make arrest in Rapinoe Poster vandalism case; her hairdresser...Developing...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "We Never Stopped Manufacturing in America!" at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (Ndje9)

471 459 450 446-Here's her picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y3jefgbb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (+0VWg)

That's one angry guy, Fen.....
Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bCLt0)

"And that little girl was a dude"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

472 I would suggest that their science is probably more advanced than ours, and that they are likely correct.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut
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One of my favorite Darkside cartoons: http://tinyurl.com/yykuxguo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (2qPhT)

473 The ape is in the building.

Posted by: tbodie at July 10, 2019 11:23 AM (jhgxs)

474 468 Do we have a new troll?

Does new troll have try-hard syndrome?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK

Troll-sign.... we have troll-sign.. move the spice harvesters, stat....

Posted by: kraken at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bCLt0)

475 Watched Major League again last night. Hard to believe that it's 30 year old movie. But it's still funny.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (Z04f8)

476 Nood gorilla

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

477 433 405
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accuses Speaker of trying to sideline her with loaded-up work schedule after top Democrat dismissed her 'squad' as just having Twitter following.
Posted by: Tami at July 10, 2019 11:07 AM (cF8AT)
Apparently she thinks her "job" is running her mouth.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 11:15 AM (xjiRE)

I'll bet AOC was a hoot to manage back when she was a bartender.

Boss: "hey Alex, there's a customer down there who needs a drink."
AOC: "Come ON, can't you see I'm busy?"
Boss: "Busy? You're just standing their talking."
AOC: *rolls eyes* "Just Talking? This is an important Customer!!!! This is why I'm here!!!"
Boss: "That's your boyfriend, and you've been flirting with him for the last 20 minutes, and you haven't made a single drink. Except for him. And I got paying customers stacked 5 deep."
AOC: "You are so SEXIST!!! You think you can tell me what to do, who do you think you are, my Boss or something?"
Boss: *gives up, just starts mixing drinks himself.*

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2019 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)

478 >>My uncle was in a commune up by Frisco back in the day. Jefferson Airplane played his wedding, I didn't believe it until I saw the pictures.


Old Boss of mine and his wife used to live next door to The Airplane House. He used to have them watch his kids!

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aiRAB)

479 469 They could, if they wanted, because impeachment is political not legal.

"...for crimes and misdemeanors..."

That kinda sounds legal, like there have to have been crimes proven. Of course, the MFM will pound that other point into LIV heads.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 11:22 AM (HaL55)

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You have to take the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" purely from the constitution. The only guiding principle on that is that the House decides what those are.

As long as the House agrees on what a high crime and misdemeanor, it would pass constitutional muster.

The other side of it is, if the House and Senate impeached a president for the dumbest of reasons (bad hair color, say), but the political will existed to actually make it happen, SCOTUS would potentially have the power to undo it, but they wouldn't take it up. They'd be going up against, not just the House and Senate, but the American people who approved of the actions well enough to elect the people who would do it. They wouldn't touch it.

Just go back and read the impeachment articles of Andrew Johnson. One article has as much force as the next, and once you get past article 2, it's all nonsense up to the point of impeaching Johnson because he said mean things about Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (E2A2U)

480 One of my favorite songs is Dolly Parton's WIll Always Love You. PBS has a show coming up in the fall, the history of Country Music. In 8 parts, must see for sure.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (6DVEu)

481 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (ClOmq)

482 And while I do not mind them consuming each other,
it remains a fact that the primary chance of suppressing the radicals
lies with Pelosi.



The Frankenstein that she has created is likely beyond her ability to control, but one hopes she can at least wound them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 11:14 AM (fZcn6)

Kill it with fire!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (9Om/r)

483 Who knew an Angry Black Man's Party run by elderly white women would be so hard to pull off?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 10, 2019 11:28 AM (2LelM)

484 Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (TzWib)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 11:19 AM (+0VWg)

Reads like BSG, again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (abNpZ)

485 >> 46 ... did her Daddy say I took it just a little too far...

You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 10, 2019 11:29 AM (o2vOl)

486 >>>Don't have a problem with women athletes. Don't like the personality of some of the "girls" on the U.S. Team

Of course you don't. That is so cute.

Posted by: Online Anger Alert at July 10, 2019 11:30 AM (TzWib)

487 One of my favorite songs is Dolly Parton's WIll Always Love You. PBS has a show coming up in the fall, the history of Country Music. In 8 parts, must see for sure.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 10, 2019 11:26 AM (6DVEu)

Not so sure about that Ken Burns is behind it.
So expect it to be about how racist Country music fans are and how the music was stolen from The Black Man.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 10, 2019 11:42 AM (NFEMn)

488 Artist does excellent job of rendering different textures.

Posted by: kallisto at July 10, 2019 01:00 PM (DJFLF)

489 Funny little bunnies hop hop hop

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 10, 2019 04:14 PM (wGqjj)

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