Joy Reid: Trump's Positioning of Tanks in the Capital is an Overt Threat to Use Military Force Against "The Resistance"

"What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?" Reid continued. "Who is that message to? It's certainly not to tyrants because he likes tyrants, he loves tyrants. It's not to Putin, it's not to Kim Jong-Un, not to the Saudis. Is it to our friends, to Western democracies who he doesn't particularly like, or is it to us? Is it to the resistance in this country? I got tanks. I have this military armada. The message is a threat, but it's always a threat when you roll out your military. But it's to whom is the threat, and I suspect that the threat is to his fellow Americans. And I hate to say that, but I think that Donald Trump styles himself a tyrant, not a defeater of tyrants."

Correct.

More accurate reactions from scared leftwingers here.

It's all happening. The coal is in the stove.

Message to Patriots:

FIREWORKS

LAMPLIGHTER

TARPON

INSTANCE

GO

GO

GO

GO

GO

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:30 PM




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1 get over it

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 03, 2019 12:30 PM (aS1PU)

2 lol

Posted by: Liberty at July 03, 2019 12:30 PM (4aE4d)

3 Do they really not understand that you can't say things like this with real tyrants?

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 03, 2019 12:31 PM (JKNZq)

4 Yeah, the Donald forgot to tell them about the division marching on Portland today. Must have slipped his mind.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

5 Oh fuck off

Posted by: steevy at July 03, 2019 12:31 PM (AjVAj)

6 LOLGF

I WISH he would.

any one taking bets on a protest around the military gear?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:31 PM (8D42x)

7 RESIST WE MUCH

Posted by: Dr. T at July 03, 2019 12:31 PM (Vgw1E)

8 an Overt Threat to Use Military Force Against "The Resistance"
Less talking. More doing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (t6MX/)

9 FIREWORKS -- GO -- LAMP -- LIGHT -- SUN -- RISE

Message received.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (aS1PU)

10 THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE DOOR ---

THE LAMP IS LIT --

REPEAT: THE LAMP IS LIT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

11 it's gotten hilarious to watch all the progs sitting in a corner, hands clasped around their knees, muttering " ihatehim, ihatehim, ihatehim"

which is what all of their "reporting" has come down to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)

12 So I hope we are gonna fire off some of those suckers. No sense hauling them out otherwise!

Posted by: Uncledave at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (CXaYd)

13 THE CHAIR IS BY THE WINDOW
P-O-E

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (9221z)

14 This is in DC right? I'd think that would be a target rich environment

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (JKNZq)

15 THE LAMP IS LIT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

I'm waiting for the lamp post is full...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (8D42x)

16 14
This is in DC right? I'd think that would be a target rich environment

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 03, 2019 12:32 PM (JKNZq)

Best to nuke from orbit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (t6MX/)

17 He loves Putin so much that American tanks are allover Europe. Including Finland, which shares a border with them there Rooskies, Joy.

And ask the Norks how much they enjoy our war games with the ROK and Japan.

Lindsey 2.0 was right--we're fucked if they ever get power.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (Boy/L)

18 the horror!

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/07/03/watch
-45000-barrels-of-bourbon-destroyed-
as-jim-beam-aging-facility-goes-up-in-flames-a/

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (8xaIy)

19 Joy Reid... smart one, lolgf

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (+2xjH)

20 I love that he's baiting the fuckers like this. Just lie he had them come out in defense of MS-13, he's going to have them come out against America and the military (not that they aren't already, it's just they won't mince words).

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (JcXHH)

21 The Left is litterally and not figuratively out of their fuckin minds.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:33 PM (85Gof)

22 Go long.

Posted by: John and his mustache at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (BYauB)

23 Joy Reid is onto us.

Good.

Let's start the music. Take Portland and Seattle first, then work south to liberate California.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (bcbK8)

24

Military planes and jets did flyovers in Canada's capital yesterday.

Monsters, right?

The heathens even gathered at the capital to celebrate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (vEIlU)

25 ace, this morning I caught this CNN "reporter" standing in front of the two Abrams tanks and saying this:

"Trump wanted a grand 4th and instead has these (points to tanks) and some airplanes flying overhead."

CNN and MSDNC are so butt hurt over a president actually celebrating Independence Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

26 Joy Reid: Trump's Positioning of Tanks in the Capital is an Overt Threat to Use Military Force Against "The Resistance"



I can haz military beatdown of seditionists?


Yay!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (Uu+qG)

27 I have a banana milkshake and a Volkswagen Thing and I'm not afraid to use them!

Resist!

Posted by: Conan the Bisexual at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (FTlwv)

28
I'm tellin ya -

Trump should take a 4th of July vacation to his Mar-a-Lago dacha, and instruct Mike Pence to get drunk on Stoli and point the tank guns at the HoR to put down the coup.

If they want him to be a Russian, let it be so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (XbvNV)

29 SCREAM AND LEAP!

I'd say "onto Joy Reid," but it might be misinterpreted.

What is a "joy reid," anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (ClOmq)

30 Joy Reid is onto us.

Good.

Let's start the music. Take Portland and Seattle first, then work south to liberate California.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (bcbK


Trump's March to Baja.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (aS1PU)

31 Remind me again, who created the #Resistance, which declared war on Trump?

And NOW Reid is crying because she thinks Trump is fighting back?!

He's not going to sic the military on them, but pretending Joy Reid is on to something: Don't want none, don't start none.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

32 also,

like most in the media, I suspect that she is highly overvaluing her importance.

kind of like how Thanos, and I think that line was stolen from the Russian in street fighter, "to you it was the most important day of your life. To me, it was Tuesday..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (8D42x)

33

I think Fox & Friends? created #ProudAmerican.

Good for them.

It's a magnet to anti-Americans, of course.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (vEIlU)

34 We had a fly over after Gulf War 1 and there were some mechanized units in that parade I think ( I could be wrong ). So Bush 1 was a Hitler also right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (85Gof)

35 ugh, they hate America.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (d7Ww2)

36 The abort code is PUT THE CANDLE BACK.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (T8Lhx)

37 29 SCREAM AND LEAP!

I'd say "onto Joy Reid," but it might be misinterpreted.

What is a "joy reid," anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (ClOmq)

Pro Tip: No actual joy is involved.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

38 Could these people get any dumber?

Posted by: Caliban at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (qEujL)

39 You keep fucking that chicken that lady, I like the dark meat too!



Posted by: Willie B. at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (xqfqx)

40 At this point, I would welcome Trump or someone harder to become a tyrant and clear out the Leftist infestation. It's us or them.

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (Izzlo)

41
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/07/03/watch

-45000-barrels-of-bourbon-destroyed-

as-jim-beam-aging-facility-goes-up-in-flames-a/

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .

Dark-haired semi-exotic actress from That '70s Show hardest hit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (ClOmq)

42 the sky is falling!

Posted by: chicken little story at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (NU96R)

43 > What is a "joy reid," anyway?

Something that makes Harry Reid very happy.
Best not to look into it too closely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (JUUk1)

44 I wonder if Obama ever saw Bob Hope singing 'Tanks for the Memories"?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (ZqRa6)

45 Do they really not understand that you can't say things like this with real tyrants?
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 03, 2019 12:31 PM (JKNZq)

What I don't understand is how they say this with a straight face. I guess it helps that the left has no sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (m79Dg)

46

...and when Trump rides in one of those tanks after he's elected for the third time!

yeehaaa

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (vEIlU)

47 o how I wish it really was go time

Posted by: monkey at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (FTPVM)

48 The abort code is PUT THE CANDLE BACK.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (T8Lhx)


lol

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (aS1PU)

49 37 29 SCREAM AND LEAP!

I'd say "onto Joy Reid," but it might be misinterpreted.

What is a "joy reid," anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (ClOmq)

Pro Tip: No actual joy is involved.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
--------

I call "No Joy"

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (G0vdT)

50 TAMPON?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (T8Lhx)

51 Crunch all you want, we'll make more.

Posted by: George Soros at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (upzye)

52 HAIL TO THE GOD-EMPEROR

CRUSH THE RESISTANCE

LET THE SCALPWEASEL BREEDING PENS BE OPEN

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (pPQeR)

53 Joy Reid, whom I couldn't pick out of a lineup, has raised the bar SIGNIFICANTLY for batshit crazy.

Posted by: mnw at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (Cssks)

54 36 The abort code is PUT THE CANDLE BACK.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (T8Lhx)

LOL

Young Frankenstein is such a good movie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (bcbK8)

55
THE DUNG BEETLES ARE MATING ON JOHN MCCAIN'S DECAYING TONGUE.

REPEAT.


THE DUNG BEETLES ARE MATING ON JOHN MCCAIN'S DECAYING TONGUE.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (Uu+qG)

56 I was looking for the words "without evidence" in the description of Joy's statement.

Must be an oversight.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (PbH71)

57 I laugh because I saw pictures of previous parades and they not only had tanks going down the avenue, under JFK they had an ICBM....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (O2RFr)

58 Joy Reid is the one that hates the gays and trannies, right?

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (4YHTV)

59 MELANIA TRUMP SENDS HER REGARDS, BIIIITCH.

It's like these people are too blinded by hate to understand how Trump's base likes air shows and hardware parades, but fuck it. Feed the beast. Admittedly a Red Parade would be n odd way to start the revolution, but Donald Trump does enjoy beating expectations.

Posted by: trev006 at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (V7fbc)

60
Joy Reid: Trump's Positioning of Tanks in the Capital is an Overt Threat to Use Military Force Against "The Resistance"

Being in the resistance is all fun and games until the tanks show up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

61 That woman is a raving lunatic.

Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (2Mnv1)

62 They had a shit fit when the military threatened not to do flyovers for NFL Games because of the kneeling protests.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (B1ik8)

63 IF. ONLY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (nH+m/)

64
Joy Reid looks like a dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (XbvNV)

65 well, to be honest, the resistance deserves it. especially the judges

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (JziUy)

66 It's funny to hear The Left edumacate us about tyrants.

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (Qwtw1)

67 If they were United Nations tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue the left would be delirious with joy.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (DBMui)

68 We go when the code word "Aaron Burr" is broadcast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

69 John has a long mustache.

Seriously, I can't even with these imbeciles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (dkvcO)

70 We had a fly over after Gulf War 1 and there were some mechanized units in that parade I think ( I could be wrong ). So Bush 1 was a Hitler also right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (85Gof)

of course, it's right there in the name. Bush = Hitler remember?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (8D42x)

71 The TARPON light is lit? This changes everything!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (gC2IV)

72 67 If they were United Nations tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue the left would be delirious with joy.

Or Iranian

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (O2RFr)

73 To quote Ron SIlver in 1992, before 9-11 shocked him to his senses:

"Those are *OUR* planes. Those are *OUR* planes now."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (nH+m/)

74 23
Joy Reid is onto us.



Good.



Let's start the music. Take Portland and Seattle first, then work south to liberate California.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:34 PM (bcbK

All your base are belong to us.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (t6MX/)

75 Does this mean free beer?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (CPk08)

76 Trump needs a Stacey Abrams balloon -- next to the Abrams tanks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

77 willowed

trump twiter

The News Reports about the Department of Commerce dropping its quest to put the Citizenship Question on the Census is incorrect or, to state it differently, FAKE! We are absolutely moving forward, as we must, because of the importance of the answer to this question.

Posted by: HA at July 03, 2019 12:22 PM (MAstk)
-------

Somebody got their wires crossed or just right out lied.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (G0vdT)

78 John longs for a mustache?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (Ohx1a)

79 I am disappointed they did not use the words "dog whistle."


They are slipping.

Posted by: shibumi, now married MUCH longer than Nicolas Cage! at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (HrKu2)

80 I'm lit.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (JcXHH)

81 I want helicopters.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (upzye)

82 http://bit.ly/30bKAw5
*******
DOJ Inspector General's Investigation COMPLETE,Report to Follow - Dan Bongino

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (BqBId)

83 Joy Reid seems nice.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (O8WFE)

84 Joy, you ignorant twat.

Take it up with JFK. He started it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (UC5ui)

85 hey, libs, just think of it as John Doe III. The tanks are part of your early morning SWAT raid.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (JziUy)

86 Tarpon? Sounds like it's time for fish puns. Again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (q1Pj5)

87 Joy Reid is like Almond Joy, only more nuts

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (ZqRa6)

88
But it's to whom is the threat, and I suspect that the threat is to his fellow Americans.

The enemy within are no longer Americans.

Posted by: sunflower at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (I54dk)

89 Remember when the left LOVED the Soviet Union?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

90
VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS

Posted by: Been to Some Parts of There, Done Some of That at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (UFLLM)

91 DOJ Inspector General's Investigation COMPLETE,Report to Follow - Dan Bongino

Don't expect much from it.. Hope I'm wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (O2RFr)

92

Flyovers at the Superbowl.
Flyovers at other football games.

I used to travel to see air shows. They are fantastic.

Bobble heads haven't the slightest clue what being proud of your country and your military are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (vEIlU)

93

GARDEN FROM THE STREETLAMPS

Posted by: Been to Some Parts of There, Done Some of That at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (UFLLM)

94 The Status of Liberty is kaput!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

95 "John Has A Long Mustache" is a warning that Bolton is being turned loose to unleash the Wrath of the 'Stache.

Posted by: Bert G at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (OMsf+)

96 66
It's funny to hear The Left edumacate us about tyrants.

Posted by: t-bird at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (Qwtw1)

Without taking a breath between cameltoe threatening executive action on firearms "safety."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (t6MX/)

97 THE GUYS GET SHIRTS, REPEAT, THE GUYS GET SHIRTS

GOD BE WITH YOU.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (upzye)

98 Could these people get any dumber?
Posted by: Caliban at July 03, 2019 12:36 PM (qEujL)

here hold my beer
What why shouldn't I campaign in Mexico

Posted by: Beto at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (85Gof)

99

ELIMINATE ALL FREE RADICALS

Posted by: Been to Some Parts of There, Done Some of That at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (UFLLM)

100 I want helicopters.
Posted by: Grump928(c)


I want actual ass kicking and body counts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (UC5ui)

101 Being in the resistance is all fun and games until the tanks show up.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

I would have thought 'until the snipers are dialed in' but this is good also.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (PbH71)

102 75 Does this mean free beer?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (CPk0

Tyranny first, THEN beer. There's rape and pillage in there somewhere too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

103
I want helicopters.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (upzye)

Air Pinochet or FBI guys?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (q1Pj5)

104 Also, a plot point, Joy:

The tanks AREN'T going to be "rolling down Constitution Avenue." They're too heavy. They will be displayed in static positions-- not moving.

I doubt Joy has ever been to an annual 4th of July air show, at a USAF base. Another veiled threat designed to intimidate the resistance, I suppose.

Posted by: mnw at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (Cssks)

105 64
Joy Reid looks like a dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (XbvNV)

Hmmm... I like it, but it needs some work.

Posted by: Steve Tyler at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (Izzlo)

106 DOJ Inspector General's Investigation COMPLETE,Report to Follow - Dan Bongino

Don't expect much from it.

---

"we found widespread fraud, abuse, criminal acts, and obtruction but the statute of limitations have passed."

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (JziUy)

107 Furtively touches index finger to ear lobe while giving a knowing glance

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (flINI)

108 86
Tarpon? Sounds like it's time for fish puns. Again.


Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (q1Pj5)

You're hooked.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (t6MX/)

109 We were having a great time in the previous thread discussing what movies are better than the books they're based on, and then this Joy Reid has to come along and spoil it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (ClOmq)

110 I would have thought 'until the snipers are dialed in' but this is good also.
Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (PbH71)

Well Senior Chief Galligher is out of Jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (85Gof)

111
75 Does this mean free beer?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (CPk0



Tyranny first, THEN beer. There's rape and pillage in there somewhere too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

At the Number Six dance.

Posted by: Taggart at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (q1Pj5)

112 Flyovers at the Superbowl.
Flyovers at other football games.

I used to travel to see air shows. They are fantastic.

Bobble heads haven't the slightest clue what being proud of your country and your military are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (vEIlU)
---------

Don't forget stock car races.

The public will love it. Only Dem's politicians and talking heads will hate it.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

113 Don't forget my prediction:


https://tinyurl.com/y2d4f9nn

Posted by: Bert G at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (OMsf+)

114 99


ELIMINATE ALL FREE RADICALS


Posted by: Been to Some Parts of There, Done Some of That at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (UFLLM)

I'd like to point out that beer is loaded with antioxidants.
I think. I mean I don't know but it should be so...you know.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (CPk08)

115 DOJ Inspector General's Investigation COMPLETE,Report to Follow - Dan Bongino

Don't expect much from it.

---

"we found widespread fraud, abuse, criminal acts, and obtruction but the statute of limitations have passed."
=====

"No intent"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (JcXHH)

116 "we found widespread fraud, abuse, criminal acts, and obtruction but the statute of limitations have passed."

Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (upzye)

117 The abort code is PUT THE CANDLE BACK.
=====

One if by land, Two if by sea . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (MIKMs)

118

REDSHIRT DOWN, REDSHIRT DOWN

Posted by: Been to Some Parts of There, Done Some of That at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (UFLLM)

119 I wonder if Kellogg, Brown and Root are hiring

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (bcbK8)

120 Sometimes I wish Trump really was the Hitler they make him out to be. Imagine all the democrats rounded up and sent to Happy Fun Camp for re-education, and every time a judge rules against Trump they have mysterious accidents such as getting hit by a train, or suicides where the judge shoots himself six times in the back and throws himself in the river because he just couldnt live with his decisions.

Imagine...

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (+dsLj)

121 Yesterday's thread winner from Yudhithsira's Dice:


One scoop if by land.


Two scoops if by sea.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (T8Lhx)

122 I just heard the ghost of Robert E. Lee whisper, "You go, girl!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (AURKQ)

123 I wish he would.

They want to shit their pants, give them a reason to shit their pants.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (tPpjQ)

124 GIRD YOUR PORK LOINS

or maybe that was grill...

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (yKZ72)

125 >>Tarpon? Sounds like it's time for fish puns. Again.


On a scale of 1 - 10 : with 10 being 'Most Likely to Fish Pun',

I am going with 10.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (Ohx1a)

126 It is such a joy watching the left come completely unhinged live and in technicolor before our very eyes. Thank God for President Trump -he lives rent free in the left's head and it is a joy to behold. MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (h2JIA)

127 https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2019/07/03/watch

-45000-barrels-of-bourbon-destroyed-

as-jim-beam-aging-facility-goes-up-in-flames-a/

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 03, 2019
*





This day shall live in infamy forever!



*lowers flag to half-mast*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Uu+qG)

128 Only Michael Dukakis gets to ride in tanks!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (jp0Bv)

129 THE CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE BONER IS SPRUNG.

Posted by: Willie B. at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (xqfqx)

130 Being in the resistance is all fun and games until the tanks show up.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 03, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

I would have thought 'until the snipers are dialed in' but this is good also.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (PbH71)

got to grease the treads somehow...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (8D42x)

131 At the Number Six dance.
Posted by: Taggart



A whoopin and a whompin!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (UC5ui)

132 Well yeah, tyranny. But make sure the beer is cold and I'm with ya! Down with the patriarchy! Or whatever the slogan is. I'm with ya!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (CPk08)

133 111
75 Does this mean free beer?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (CPk0



Tyranny first, THEN beer. There's rape and pillage in there somewhere too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

At the Number Six dance.
Posted by: Taggart at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (q1Pj5)

I am not a number, I am a free man!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8)

134 111 At the Number Six dance.

did you bring enough number sixes for everyone?

Posted by: Anachronda at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (sGtp+)

135 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Six Niner.

Message received.

Commencing Operation Drunken Lamprey.

The raccoon is in the garbage can.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (J+mig)

136 DOJ Inspector General's Investigation COMPLETE,Report to Follow - Dan

*****************

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (+dsLj)

137
One scoop if by land, Two scoops if by sea . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (MIKMs)

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FIFY.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (XbvNV)

138 121 Yesterday's thread winner from Yudhithsira's Dice:


One scoop if by land.


Two scoops if by sea.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (T8Lhx)
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LOLLLLLL!

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (G0vdT)

139 If there isn't a Demolition Derby on the National Mall, I am going to say it's a complete Fail.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Ohx1a)

140
*touches nose*

*wiggles ear*

*touches left elbow*



*nods twice*

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

141 I saw The Tanks play 'come on baby light my fire' in Waco in 1993.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (Vy7tf)

142 Furtively touches index finger to ear lobe while giving a knowing glance


*squeezes moobs together*

Posted by: Grump928(c) leaves you with this image at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (upzye)

143 I want a fife and drum corpse and tri-corner hats!

Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (2Mnv1)

144 And yet, she wants us to give up our guns to this tyrant.


I don't get it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (2BgZB)

145 maybe at next year's parade, instead of tanks they can have water cannons.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (ZqRa6)

146 No it isn't, Ms. Reid. Not at all. This is you being insane. I'll admit to being somewhat discomforted by domestic displays of US military power, but this isn't exactly like a Red Square parade. It's a couple of pieces of serious military hardware this country should be proud of, exhibited on our national birthday.

Does Reid also have a problem with Fleet Week? That is an outright celebration of US military power for its own sake - and force-projection power at that. Is that anti-resistance, too?

Don't get me wrong, I actually kind of wish Reid is correct on this, and that it is a message to various coup planners and left-wing domestic terrorists. But it isn't. She knows it. She's lying, stupid and hysterical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (I2dne)

147 DANNY BOY TO BROAD SWORD:
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
JOHN HAS A BIG MUSTACHE

Posted by: shaftoe at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (1lOfI)

148 Here I am on this rooftop with an antique Italian rifle.

Where am I supposed to aim it, again? Will someone remind me?

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (oFcdC)

149 If they were United Nations tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue the left would be delirious with joy.

Or Iranian
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2019 12:38 PM (O2RFr)

Or, Gay Pride tanks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (m79Dg)

150 Can I haz tanks in Portland?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Vy7tf)

151 The chair is against the wall, I repeat, the chair is against the wall.

And for the patriots in the occupied zones....Uncle John has a long mustache

Posted by: Steve #2 at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (LSJmV)

152 87
Joy Reid is like Almond Joy, only more nuts


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
If we're gonna have nuts, I'd rather have Marianne Williamson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (ClOmq)

153 tanks AND tumbrels.

You know, for diversity and stuff...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (LPnfS)

154 MiniAOC was doxxed and threatened.
She says she wont be posting anymore....

Posted by: McCool at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (lWCRE)

155
Please tell me those Abrams are fully loaded with M1028.

Fap fap fap fap fap

http://tinyurl.com/ycnth2eq

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (veoSD)

156 THE ZOO HAS A NEW PANDA

THE ZOO HAS A NEW PANDA

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Izzlo)

157 So much yang, so much wang -- to quote John Ward

Posted by: Regular joe at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (6/uwW)

158 113 Don't forget my prediction:


https://tinyurl.com/y2d4f9nn
Posted by: Bert G at July 03, 2019 12:41 PM (OMsf+)

That's what the rabid weasels are for.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

159 REEEEEEEEEE!!!11!!

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (FTPVM)

160 Tomorrow, we will be celebrating the 4th with baseball and putting a prime rib on the smoker. Not yet sure if I'll do one of my special sauce coatings or just go with a basic rub.

Food, baseball, coffee, wine and desert.

Mmmm.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (qC1Sy)

161 >> maybe at next year's parade, instead of tanks they can have water cannons.


And German Shepherds.


Bark at the Park!

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Ohx1a)

162 ALPHA MIKE FOXTROT, Joy.
We're gonna love it when this plan comes together

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (9221z)

163 The left is so consumed by hatred that they've no idea their fulminations are directed at the image in the mirror.
https://tinyurl.com/y5efe3jj

Posted by: davo at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (sMLEE)

164 No Independence Day celebration is complete without a public whipping of John Roberts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

165 isn't she the bint that wore the tampon earrings?

she should have grabbed some more and stuffed 'em in her mouth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (HALdu)

166 It's embarrassing sharing a country with these dumbasses.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (PxX58)

167 146
No it isn't, Ms. Reid. Not at all. This is you being insane. I'll admit
to being somewhat discomforted by domestic displays of US military
power, but this isn't exactly like a Red Square parade. It's a couple of
pieces of serious military hardware this country should be proud of,
exhibited on our national birthday.



Does Reid also have a problem with Fleet Week? That is an outright
celebration of US military power for its own sake - and force-projection
power at that. Is that anti-resistance, too?



Don't get me wrong, I actually kind of wish Reid is correct on this,
and that it is a message to various coup planners and left-wing
domestic terrorists. But it isn't. She knows it. She's lying, stupid and
hysterical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (I2dne)


So.......no beer? Shit. Stop it, you guys.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (CPk08)

168 If you fire on Fort Sumter don't expect em to lob back marshmallows. Nome sayin?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (koNhm)

169 FREE HELICOPTER RIDES!
Just show your Democrat voter registration to get on.
Once in a lifetime ride!

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (yKZ72)

170 JEAN HAS A LONG MOUSTACHE

Posted by: Roscoe at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (QxMUy)

171 et over it

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 03, 2019 12:30 PM (aS1PU)

I never got over Macho Grande

Posted by: Ted at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (q1Pj5)

172 The chair is against the wall, I repeat, the chair is against the wall.

And for the patriots in the occupied zones....Uncle John has a long mustache
Posted by: Steve #2



The Czech is in the male, I repeat, the Czech is in the male.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (UC5ui)

173 you know, the reason she thinks this is because it is what she would do and why she would do it were she pres.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (HALdu)

174 154 MiniAOC was doxxed and threatened.
She says she wont be posting anymore....

Posted by: McCool at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (lWCRE)


Damn. Bastards. She just posted some funny stuff too.

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (9221z)

175 This Savannah ice cream shop is giving away free cones to any kid who comes in and recites the Pledge:

https://www.leopoldsicecream.com/

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

176 The raccoon trash panda is in the garbage can.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (J+mig)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (bcbK8)

177 89 Remember when the left LOVED the Soviet Union?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (ptqGC)


Trump can paint red stars on the tanks. Problem solved.

Posted by: rickl at July 03, 2019 12:46 PM (xjiRE)

178 P 17 49 RQR !!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, its morning in America at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (CyCaV)

179 Guess I might'z well replay this from end of last thread, what with it kinda being ontopic and all...

420 What's the term for illogic like my brother got a bad grade for - illogism??
Major Premise: Helen Keller was blind.
Minor Premise: Helen Keller was a woman.
Conclusion: Therefore all women are blind?

Thus goes Liberalthink (aspirin may be required):
Trump has brought tanks in for a parade.
China used tanks in Tiananmen Square.
Trump is going to run over a little old man!!!111!!!!

It's like that Pinky and the Brain episode, Pinky's POV, where they go inside and follow Pinky's cascade of thoughts that ends up with "Right, Brain, but how do we get the hippopotamus into the swimsuit?"

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (9K3Nr)

180 Is Joe Behar afraid Trump's tank is going to roll over first-with Trump in it?

In the past 60 years have we never any kind of tanks or airplanes during a 4th of July Parade? Seems unlikely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (+0VWg)

181 She's right. The tanks shouldn't be in DC. They should be in Portland.

Posted by: Mike at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (+S3WW)

182 The Tanks are going to be stationary. No one will be run over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (85Gof)

183 DANNY BOY TO BROAD SWORD:
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
JOHN HAS A BIG MUSTACHE

Posted by: shaftoe at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (1lOfI)

WATER PURIFICATION UNIT IS DOWN.
FRESH WATER RUNNING OUT.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (8D42x)

184 "The message is a threat, but it's always a threat when you roll out your
military. But it's to whom is the threat, and I suspect that the threat
is to his fellow Americans. And I hate to say that, but I think that
Donald Trump styles himself a tyrant, not a defeater of tyrants."



Exactly. I say it again...if you think a display of American might is a threat, it's because YOU are declaring yourself... you, the person who FEELS threatened by it, you are announcing to the world that you are an enemy of the United States.

Which, just because you are a citizen, doesn't mean you can't also be an enemy of the State. It does truly seem to be, that some of these clowns believe, just because they FEEL something, that makes it so.


Trump is a tyrant, and that justifies anything and everything I do.


Sure. Good luck with that.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (a2xio)

185 you know, the left loves them the chance to get out and have their agents shoot down some citizens like they did in ruby ridge and waco.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (HALdu)

186 maybe at next year's parade, instead of tanks they can have water cannons.


And German Shepherds.


Bark at the Park!
Posted by: garrett


You know who else had German Shepherds?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (UC5ui)

187 What was the name of that 1980s movie where the teenage kids repel a Soviet invasion?

Turns out that wasn't a normal Hollywood movie, but instead a training film that we've been studying for decades. The moment has come.

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (oFcdC)

188 154 MiniAOC was doxxed and threatened.
She says she wont be posting anymore...

--

Isn't she like 10 years old or something? They should cal the cops on the threat bullies

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (yKZ72)

189

MY SPHINCTER IS LAX

Posted by: Joyless Reed at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (UFLLM)

190 What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue

***

Here, I'll take a shot at it:

- We have reached a point at last where the U.S. is becoming energy independent, for a time anyway
- we are no longer in the business of maintaining peace for the entire planet in order to maintain resources for ourselves. That is going to change the face of the world.
- we are trying to heal whatever rifts remain, such as with North Korea, to allow the next phase of global trade and peace to proceed as evenly as possible
- this parade is the smallest of thank yous to a military that has, for about 80 years, made the modern world possible.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (/uW2V)

191 No Independence Day celebration is complete without a public whipping of John Roberts.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

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Where does the line start?

Posted by: Pete Bootyjug at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (flINI)

192 Free Tarpons in all restrooms!
Equality!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (vd8XM)

193

Joy has a long mustache

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (aKsyK)

194 Cry havoc! And unleash the tanks of war!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

195 182 The Tanks are going to be stationary. No one will be run over
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (85Gof)

Oh you're no fun anymore

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (bcbK8)

196 Have any of the Democrat candidates commented on this?

They spent last week competing at being the best candidate for Mexican citizens, so I would love to hear how much they hate American strength.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

197 What was the name of that 1980s movie where the teenage kids repel a Soviet invasion?

-----

*squinty eyes*

Red Dawn

duh


WOLVERINES!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

198 Some of the tanks should be renamed "Antifa smashers".

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (Df+Cs)

199 Tanks. Tanks a lot. I gotta broken heart. That's all I got.

Posted by: zombie E. T. at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (Vy7tf)

200 155


Please tell me those Abrams are fully loaded with M1028.



Fap fap fap fap fap



http://tinyurl.com/ycnth2eq

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (veoSD)

"The 120mm M1028 Canister Cartridge was developed for close-in defense of tanks against massed assaulting infantry attack and to break up infantry concentrations, between a range of 200-500 meters, by discharging large numbers of tungsten balls from the main cannon."
Slap a hot iron to it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (t6MX/)

201 113 It. Will. Be. Me

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (FTPVM)

202 I want a fife and drum corpse and tri-corner hats!


Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (2Mnv1)

Led by James Garner and Steve McQueen and that other guy I can't remember, with homemade firewater.

It's smooth!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)

203 In the past 60 years have we never any kind of tanks or airplanes during a 4th of July Parade? Seems unlikely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (+0VWg)

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Stay away from Army bases and their gatetowns, Ms. Reid.

Posted by: SMH at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (RU4sa)

204 In the past 60 years have we never any kind of tanks or airplanes during a 4th of July Parade? Seems unlikely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


JFK did it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (UC5ui)

205 The raccoon trash panda is in the garbage can.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 03, 2019 12:43 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at J



so wait, when did she start using the twitter handle "trash panda? "garbage can" is code for msnbc?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (HALdu)

206 187 What was the name of that 1980s movie where the teenage kids repel a Soviet invasion?

Turns out that wasn't a normal Hollywood movie, but instead a training film that we've been studying for decades. The moment has come.
Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (oFcdC)

Red Dawn?

Though they were mostly killing Cubans. Mostly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

207 tanks AND tumbrels

***

Awesome game

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/uW2V)

208 Ma Deuce is locked and loaded for liberals.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (VkWRL)

209
Airstrike on La Moneda Palace, September 11, 1973:

https://youtu.be/00kQorWVIsw?t=236

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (XbvNV)

210 JFK had a military parade with freaking nuclear missiles, and he's the savior of mankind, to hear the left say it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (39g3+)

211 I agree, Joy. I think we should just have a $65K hot dog and pizza party.

Posted by: TheHoser at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (IDjUx)

212 These people are so f***ing stupid and hysterical that it's impossible to deal with.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (tPpjQ)

213 Amazing it took the Salute to America to remind Democrats of funding limitations and homeless vets for talking points.

Posted by: Ever at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (ZZDMQ)

214 "The 120mm M1028 Canister Cartridge was developed for close-in defense of tanks against massed assaulting infantry attack and to break up infantry concentrations, between a range of 200-500 meters, by discharging large numbers of tungsten balls from the main cannon."

------

Grapeshot.


Still a thing.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

215 "The 120mm M1028 Canister Cartridge was developed for close-in defense of tanks against massed assaulting infantry attack and to break up infantry concentrations, between a range of 200-500 meters, by discharging large numbers of tungsten balls from the main cannon."
Slap a hot iron to it.
Posted by: flounder


Give them a whiff of grape!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (UC5ui)

216 156
THE ZOO HAS A NEW PANDA



THE ZOO HAS A NEW PANDA

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
I've gotta write a new Man from U.N.C.L.E. fan story where Solo uses that as a code phrase to Illya over the communicator pen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (ClOmq)

217 I want a fife and drum corpse and tri-corner hats!


Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (2Mnv1)
-----

And lots of Betsy Ross Flags.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (G0vdT)

218 *squeezes moobs together*
Posted by: Grump928(c) leaves you with this image at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM


Lemme show you how that's done, son. ...

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (BYauB)

219 Remember when the left LOVED the Soviet Union?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 12:39 PM (ptqGC)


Just one more bit of torture to Pete Seeger's eternal torments in Hell, along with Lenin and Stalin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (y7DUB)

220 "Mr President, at this year's parade we are going to have tanks!"

Obama: "Great! I hope they have the one with the sharks and octopusses in it!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (ZqRa6)

221 I want tanks on 4th Ave in downtown Seattle!

finally, a parade I can enjoy!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (d7Ww2)

222 Census story based on email to trial attorneys in the case, email was published, pretty clear what it says. Maybe DOJ misinformed, but hard to imagine. This is not that complicated. Commerce and DOJ must be in contact about this.


None of it changes the absurdity of judicial evaluation of executive motives vs. only power they have, evaluating whether actions are lawful and constitutional.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (QDnY+)

223 By the way, the Betsy Ross Flag flew over Fredo's Inaugeration. What a racist he was

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (85Gof)

224 Exactly. I say it again...if you think a display
of American might is a threat, it's because YOU are declaring
yourself... you, the person who FEELS threatened by it, you are
announcing to the world that you are an enemy of the United States.

Which,
just because you are a citizen, doesn't mean you can't also be an enemy
of the State. It does truly seem to be, that some of these clowns
believe, just because they FEEL something, that makes it so.


Trump is a tyrant, and that justifies anything and everything I do.


Sure. Good luck with that.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (a2xio)

You know, you go to Israel, and you see the guys with guns and tanks, and an attack helicopter flies overhaed...you feel safe. cuz you know those things are for the bad fuckers and not you. If these things in the hands of the American military make you feel unsafe it is because......Fill it in!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (CPk08)

225 Joey Reid is a racist idiot. Who gives a d*mn what she says and anyone who watches her show on a regular basis is an idiot.

Posted by: Vic at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (mpXpK)

226 has someone ever mentioned to her that she is ugly?

might make a difference

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (HALdu)

227 Can we please just start really messing with their heads now? I mean all the major Conservative sites should just start calling for Trump to take over. Let's just make it perfectly clear to the Left that we are sick of their Sh@t and are ready to just get rid of them and their grasp on power.
They think were are Nazis well lets give them what they want we can be Nazis and act accordingly to them. I mean Mrs. Cowboy Hat thinks that anyone who criticizes her should go to jail well hop in the back of the truck baby for your ride to the shallow grave with your name at the bottom.

Posted by: Southdakotaconservative at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (syPRf)

228

Again, Trump needs to dress up like Augustus, as seen in this famous statue:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_of_Prima_Porta

Add a laurel wreath on his head, and a bunch of big breasted East European hotties in slave girl getups as an entourage.

And then have all the military chiefs do the Roman salute saying, "Hail, mighty Caesar!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (NMAzL)

229 We had our own fireworks here yesterday when a house exploded. No details. Usually you get the standard crews were working on nearby gas lines, contractors were working on the house, construction workers working nearby. Nothing being said.

Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (lknvV)

230 MY MOUTH IS A VAGINA
repeat
MY MOUTH IS A VAGINA

Posted by: David French at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (FTPVM)

231 Who's Joy Reid? Should I care?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (YEd3n)

232 I want to see flutes, spats, hats and gaters!
And bugles!

Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (2Mnv1)

233 I want a fife and drum corpse and tri-corner hats!


Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (2Mnv1)
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And lots of Betsy Ross Flags.
Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (G0vdT)

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And lots of Tri Cornered Hat Girl

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

234 Trump should just have the question added to the census, or delay the census until the question is resolved

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (HALdu)

235 Joy Reid looks like a dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


--

If we twist that around a little, I think we can use it for a song.

- Aerosmith

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (YslsA)

236 We had our own fireworks here yesterday when a house exploded. No details. Usually you get the standard crews were working on nearby gas lines, contractors were working on the house, construction workers working nearby. Nothing being said.
Posted by: NCKate


Meth lab.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (UC5ui)

237 ...Add a laurel wreath on his head, and a bunch of big breasted East European hotties in slave girl getups as an entourage.

...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 03, 2019 12:50 PM (NMAzL)

*Perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (bcbK8)

238 "The 120mm M1028 Canister Cartridge was developed for close-in defense of tanks against massed assaulting infantry attack and to break up infantry concentrations, between a range of 200-500 meters, by discharging large numbers of tungsten balls from the main cannon."
Slap a hot iron to it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (t6MX/)

------------------

Now that's what I call, "A whiff of the grape!"

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (qC1Sy)

239 WATER PURIFICATION UNIT IS DOWN.

FRESH WATER RUNNING OUT.



Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (8D42x)

Midway. Nice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (q1Pj5)

240 All these feelz and "dog whistles" and projections of the left have now become facts. And then they have a roundtable in which five different people discuss all the awful implications of all the feelz-facts.

You could put an ice cream cone into that process and come out with "dictator" "racist" or "madman." Actually they've already done that.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (koNhm)

241 Wolfus,

Yeah, we were...*frown*

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (aW5/6)

242
So, we have our parade on the Glorious Fourth. No coup takes place. What does Joy Reid say?

A) "Boy, I guess I got a little hysterical there!"

B) "My brave Resistance put down this threat!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (Wx/+I)

243 Marianne Williamson can read my tea leaves any day of the week, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (+dsLj)

244
MiniAOC was doxxed and threatened.
She says she wont be posting anymore....

Posted by: McCool at July 03, 2019 12:45 PM (lWCRE)

--------

They'll even attack an adorable little girl with a bike lock. Don't doubt it. These people are dead set on total power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (XbvNV)

245 Trump needs a piss boy. Is Acosta available?

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (xqfqx)

246 when did south dakota get the internets?

thought the reason we never had more south dakotans here was that it was hard to read the internets over the telegraph.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (HALdu)

247 These lefty idiots need to learn to read. HE IS NOT ROLLING TANKS DOWN THE STREETS. They will be on display. Stationary. Not moving. Not rolling. Just sitting there.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (aXucN)

248 The question is, will Joy Behar out-stupid her before the day is out?

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

249 Bark at the Park!

-
A new Chet and Bernie mystery novel is out. The series is narrated by Chet the German shepherd about how he and Bernie the P.I. solve crimes. They often have pun titles referencing Chet's canine persuasion. This one is Heart of Barkness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

250
I want a fife and drum corpse and tri-corner hats!


Posted by: Fritz at July 03, 2019 12:44 PM (2Mnv1)

Led by James Garner and Steve McQueen and that other guy I can't remember, with homemade firewater.

It's smooth!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)






*coughs*

Wow

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (veoSD)

251 182
The Tanks are going to be stationary. No one will be run over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019

*
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. . .
Imagine, though . . . if Antifa goons showed up to harass the troops, and the order to roll were to be given . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (ClOmq)

252 Jane you Ignorant Slut

Just happened to watch one of those on YouTube. And I swear I still buurst out laughing even though I've heard it a million times and know it's coming.

In addition to being an ignorant slut, Aykroyd calls Curtin:

A "rapacious swamp sow", a "dried-up piece of slunk meat", and says she "hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio".

And after all that, Curtin smiles sweetly at the camera and says good night LOL. She's a dried-up piece of loony leftist SJW meat now, though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (O8WFE)

253 You know the Betsy Ross will be trotted out and glorified. As well it should.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (FTPVM)

254 If the resistance is under threat, does that mean they'll get driven out of their ohms?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (YEd3n)

255 245
Trump needs a piss boy. Is Acosta available?


Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (xqfqx)

Trump should keep Acosta as a pet. A yappy little ratdog that yaps when the mail comes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (t6MX/)

256 how much fun will it be to watch antifa beating on the bradleys with bike locks until someone accidentally gets it into gear?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (HALdu)

257 244>>>

The snowflakes on social media are starting to cry that this country is the worst force of evil the planet has ever seen.

Yes, worse than the Nazis.

Of course, the left loved the Nazis until they betrayed the Soviets.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (tPpjQ)

258 Imagine, though . . . if Antifa goons showed up to harass the troops, and the order to roll were to be given . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM (ClOmq)

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"Milkshake THIS, Soy Boi"

cannon grafiti

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

259 WATER PURIFICATION UNIT IS DOWN.

FRESH WATER RUNNING OUT.



Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (8D42x)

Midway. Nice!
Posted by: Count de Monet


Just watched World at War.
Midway was AH, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (UC5ui)

260 I'm pretty sure the Constitution mandates a census every 10 years come hell or high water.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

261 255 245
Trump needs a piss boy. Is Acosta available?


Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (xqfqx)

Trump should keep Acosta as a pet. A yappy little ratdog that yaps when the mail comes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (t6MX/)

He'd stink up the place , though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (bcbK8)

262 Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 03, 2019 12:42 PM (JcXHH)
********
WOW!!!! did you come up with that all by yourself or did you steal one of the hundreds of replies just like that ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (BqBId)

263 Michelle Goldberg:

@michelleinbklyn

Michelle Goldberg Retweeted David French

When a fascist leader who calls his fellow citizens enemies of the people and operates mass internment camps for those he dehumanizes as an "infestation" brings tanks into a city that hates him, lots of normal people are going to be genuinely terrified.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

264 however, were you going to try to read the internets over the telegraph this would be the best site

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (HALdu)

265 The blind squirrel flies at midnight!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (fJoB1)

266 MiniAOC's youtube is still up, but it doesn't seem to have the latest stuff.

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (9221z)

267 Imagine, though . . . if Antifa goons showed up to harass the troops, and the order to roll were to be given . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


My schadenboner would know no bounds.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (UC5ui)

268 I am sure all sorts of people will bravely pose in front of said tanks, hoping for their picture to go viral.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (ycWCI)

269 254 If the resistance is under threat, does that mean they'll get driven out of their ohms?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Ow, that pun hertz.

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (oFcdC)

270 34 We had a fly over after Gulf War 1 and there were some mechanized units in that parade I think ( I could be wrong ). So Bush 1 was a Hitler also right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:35 PM (85Gof)

I (our reserve unit) actually marched in the Chicago version. Passed by Colin Powell and Schwarzkopf... though of course I wouldn't know since it was eyes front.

Posted by: Keith at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (jdGlx)

271 LIBERATE PORTLAND

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (nH+m/)

272 You know the Betsy Ross will be trotted out and glorified. As well it should.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM


Not on our watch.

Posted by: Nike at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (BYauB)

273 Michelle Goldberg's definition of "normal people" though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (O8WFE)

274 https://salutefromtheshore.org/

Warning: The entire coast of South Carolina will be threatened by military aircraft on July Fourth

Second Warning: there are pic of girls in bikinis waving flags

Posted by: tmitsss at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (dmB0s)

275 Just watched World at War.

Midway was AH, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (UC5ui)

I believe you are correct, sir.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (q1Pj5)

276 however, were you going to try to read the internets over the telegraph this would be the best site
Posted by: yankeefifth


1870's technology ftw!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (UC5ui)

277 we should do nothing but encourage this kind of thinking from them

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (b7IdW)

278 I have a family member in 3rd ID. Apparently they had trouble getting the Abrams into Dac as some of the bridges were too low.

Oh yeah, and they are on FULL ALERT STATUS!!

Yeah, just kidding.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (VkWRL)

279 246
when did south dakota get the internets?



thought the reason we never had more south dakotans here was that it was hard to read the internets over the telegraph.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019

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. . .
Naw, they're all modern and stuff now. They ring the operator on the crank wall phone in the kitchen, address her by name ("Hi, Miz Janey"), and ask to be connected to Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (ClOmq)

280 >>Imagine, though . . . if Antifa goons showed up to harass the troops, and the order to roll were to be given . . .


Antifa is protesting in DC on July 6th.

Maybe this is what scares them - the idea that the tanks may stay after the July 4th celebration so that they are at the ready should Antifa get violent.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (bDqIh)

281 >>Imagine, though . . . if Antifa goons showed up to harass the troops, and the order to roll were to be given . . .


Antifa is protesting in DC on July 6th.

Maybe this is what scares them - the idea that the tanks may stay after the July 4th celebration so that they are at the ready should Antifa get violent.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (bDqIh)

282 The snowflakes on social media are starting to cry that this country is the worst force of evil the planet has ever seen.

Yes, worse than the Nazis.

Of course, the left loved the Nazis until they betrayed the Soviets.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (tPpjQ)

That's why they invented the myth of the Nazis being right wing. The very idea that a Socialist German Worker's Party becomes right-wing because it opposes Soviet internationalism is ludicrous.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (J+mig)

283 Remember the military coup of 1941?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4q3PcZC_qU


[10:08]

Or 1961?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHF7IV9LKqo

Posted by: RioBravo at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (GNk5/)

284 Part of me thinks I would enjoy the return to the blews poo-poohing "rightwing conspiracy theories", and going on about "unhinged rightwing conspiracy nuts".

Of course, if they get into power, the Alex Jones' deplatforming indicates that if they hear too much alarm from us, we'll get deplatformed.

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (YOhRS)

285 >>Michelle Goldberg Retweeted David French

>When a fascist leader who calls his fellow citizens enemies of the people and operates mass internment camps for those he dehumanizes as an "infestation" brings tanks into a city that hates him, lots of normal people are going to be genuinely terrified.


Someone stopped taking their meds.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (Ohx1a)

286 >>>REPEAT: THE LAMP IS LIT


I hope it is burning whale oil

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (aA3+G)

287 Naw, they're all modern and stuff now. They ring the operator on the crank wall phone in the kitchen, address her by name ("Hi, Miz Janey"), and ask to be connected to Ace of Spades HQ.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at J



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (HALdu)

288 The pudding cup is open.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ycWCI)

289 277 we should do nothing but encourage this kind of thinking from them
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (b7IdW)


Yeah, like reminding them that we have more guns than the country has people. Stuff like that.

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (9221z)

290 263 Michelle Goldberg:

@michelleinbklyn

Michelle Goldberg Retweeted David French

When a fascist leader who calls his fellow citizens enemies of the people and operates mass internment camps for those he dehumanizes as an "infestation" brings tanks into a city that hates him, lots of normal people are going to be genuinely terrified.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

Oh fer God's sake. It's a good thing he has no testicles when his kickers are twisted so tight.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

291 239 WATER PURIFICATION UNIT IS DOWN.

FRESH WATER RUNNING OUT.



Posted by: SturmToddler at July 03, 2019 12:47 PM (8D42x)

Midway. Nice!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 12:52 PM (q1Pj5)

We meet at Midway!

https://youtu.be/OaYchEJBZMY

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK8)

292 You know the Betsy Ross will be trotted out and glorified. As well it should.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 03, 2019 12:53 PM

Not on our watch.
Posted by: Nike at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (BYauB)

it flew over Fredo's Inauguration

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (85Gof)

293 Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)


Joy Reid: *loony hysterics*

David French: "Hold my Zima boyfriend's cock."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (t6MX/)

294 @michelleinbklyn

Michelle Goldberg Retweeted David French

When a fascist leader who calls his fellow citizens enemies of the people and operates mass internment camps for those he dehumanizes as an "infestation" brings tanks into a city that hates him, lots of normal people are going to be genuinely terrified.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++
David is well past his sell-by date. I have a feeling his owner is just leaving him in the fridge and not touching him because the stench of throwing him away would be *unreal* and it's too damn hot out to leave windows open long enough to let the joint air out afterward. He's not paying to air condition the outdoors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (I2dne)

295 Well Snuffy Smif ain't got no internets so I knows they don't gots them in West Virginny!

Loweezy still uses a tin can fone!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (O8WFE)

296 Let's not amp up the rhetoric.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ycWCI)

297 Trump has been setting this action in place for decades. There is a tank or piece of artillery in the front of every VFW and American Legion in the country!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (Vy7tf)

298 269
254 If the resistance is under threat, does that mean they'll get driven out of their ohms?

Posted by: Northernlurker



Ow, that pun hertz.

Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2019

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. . .
No doubt the Resistance will do all it can toward impedance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ClOmq)

299 And that little girl was an M1A1 Abrams.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (gC2IV)

300 1870's technology ftw!
Posted by: rickb223 at J




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (HALdu)

301 288 The CHOCOLATEpudding cup is open.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ycWCI)


FIFY

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (9221z)

302 I guess a mock tank battle on The Mall is too much to ask for?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (VkWRL)

303 This will shock you, but Hewitt said pretty much the same thing earlier this week. Tanks are apparently the last straw for the Neocons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (VWp7G)

304 I've gotta write a new Man from U.N.C.L.E. fan story where Solo uses that as a code phrase to Illya over the communicator pen.

I liked the Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer version ...

Posted by: Adriane the Re-Boot Critic ... at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (LPnfS)

305 Michelle Goldberg:

@michelleinbklyn

Michelle Goldberg Retweeted David French

When a fascist leader who calls his fellow citizens enemies of the people and operates mass internment camps for those he dehumanizes as an "infestation" brings tanks into a city that hates him, lots of normal people are going to be genuinely terrified.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)




Huh?


That's not insane at all.


Do these idiots really believe this?


Or is the constant fantasy hysteria to fool those stupider (single digit IQs) than they are?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (Uu+qG)

306 After seeing that Antifia mob beating the gay reporter I've been having visions of the Czar cavalry scene from Dr. Zhivago. Abrams will work even better.

Isn't it something where Pinochet type solutions starts to seem like an acceptable lesser of two evils?

Posted by: Keith at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (jdGlx)

307 you know that some idiots are going to stand in front of the tanks for their own Tiananmen square moment.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (d7Ww2)

308 How do the Left manage to dominate the news, academia, Hollywood et al with such utter stupidity?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (19g6/)

309 If the resistance is under threat, does that mean they'll get driven out of their ohms?
Posted by: Northernlurker

=====

Ow, that pun hertz.
Posted by: zombie at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM


The day that happens, it'll be current.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (BYauB)

310 SHOOT THE MOON!

Posted by: Sgt. Stadanko at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (q1Pj5)

311 My parents are actually thinking of relocating to South Dakota, specifically Rapid City. They figure that part is still like Colorado without all the pot and leftards and commie gays.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (+dsLj)

312 The schadenboner is erect.

THE SCHADENBONER IS ERECT!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (O8WFE)

313 Maybe we could organize irregulars to march in the parade. Call them the 1st Deplorable Irregulars. They could do synchronized soiboi skinning drills or something. See how David French reacts.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

314 MiniAOC was doxxed and threatened.
She says she wont be posting anymore...

--

Isn't she like 10 years old or something? They should cal the cops on the threat bullies
Posted by: VMom's phone at July 03, 2019 12:48 PM (yKZ72)


Seth Rich's family was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (y7DUB)

315 Maybe poor little Joy does not know that equipment is paid for by tax dollars. Every single small town displays the cop cars, pumper firetrucks, crane rescue trucks, EMT ambulances, and whatever MRAP surplus they could beg or borrow (especially helpful with areas with a lot of lakes) in the 4th parades. Lotsa noise and fun, but a serious purpose of public assessment of what their $$$ bought.

Oddly enough, the DARE confiscated sportscars have not made appearances locally because of public disapproval over the past 10-15 years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (MIKMs)

316 Shouldn't Joy be bashing teh gheys again, or is she taking a break.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (VWp7G)

317 I hope it is burning whale oil
Posted by: Misanthropic H



lol, you know they heaved some whale ashore and shoved a wick in the blowhole

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (HALdu)

318 Ah, this is what they want: More re-living Nixon era



https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/

1146189392504995840

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

319 I can only pray that the Ameican people have not yet become this dumb.

That LGBT receptivity has declined in our youth is one good sign, I guess. (Not because I hold any animus toward those people--but because it's BEEN sooooo STUPID!)

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (YOhRS)

320 The Resistance?


Does she mean that guy crapping on a cop car in NYC?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (Ohx1a)

321
Of course, if they get into power, the Alex Jones' deplatforming indicates that if they hear too much alarm from us, we'll get deplatformed.
Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2019 12:56 PM (YOhRS)

-----

That's what all that effluvium from Frederica Wilson was about yesterday.

It might have sounded nearly incoherent to most English speakers, but Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg heard her message loud and clear.

Remember, they're not really out of power. Only in the WH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (XbvNV)

322 No doubt the Resistance will do all it can toward impedance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ClOmq)
+++++++++
Thankfully, they have a serious attenuation problem as they get further away from city centers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (I2dne)

323 304 I've gotta write a new Man from U.N.C.L.E. fan story where Solo uses that as a code phrase to Illya over the communicator pen.

I liked the Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer version ...
Posted by: Adriane the Re-Boot Critic ... at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (LPnfS)

Me too!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (bcbK8)

324 bDqIh)


Joy Reid: *loony hysterics*

David French: "Hold my Zima boyfriend's cock."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM


Not a problem

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (aA3+G)

325 Believe it or not David French actually got this one right

"Abrams tanks are very impressive and cool. This isn't prep for martial law. It's not Tiananmen Square. Kids will love to see them. Many adults will also. It's totally normal in America to have military air shows, etc. No one should be scared by this, truly."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (39g3+)

326 229 We had our own fireworks here yesterday when a house exploded. No details. Usually you get the standard crews were working on nearby gas lines, contractors were working on the house, construction workers working nearby. Nothing being said.

means it's aliens

Posted by: Anachronda at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (sGtp+)

327 I want to ride some elephants!

Posted by: Birdie at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

328
Huh?


That's not insane at all.


Do these idiots really believe this?


Or is the constant fantasy hysteria to fool those stupider (single digit IQs) than they are?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (Uu+qG)


We've got to ramp this up, so these asshats stroke out.

Posted by: Iblis at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (9221z)

329 Michelle Goldberg was the loon here, that was her crazed comment about tyranny and camps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)

330 "The pudding cup is open. "

Request clarification. Repeat. Request clarification: Butterscotch or Chocolate?

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (Phln5)

331 No doubt the Resistance will do all it can toward impedance.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ClOmq)

Volt you stop vit de puns?

Posted by: Zombie Freud at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (t6MX/)

332
Midway was AH, correct?

AF

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (aKsyK)

333 Ah, this is what they want: More re-living Nixon era

https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/ 1146189392504995840

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)
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That was the moment that Nixon drove tanks over his enemies and seized power forever.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (YOhRS)

334 I still think it would be a great if someone organized a Million Normals March on DC.
Pitchforks and torches optional.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (koNhm)

335 Proper response to Joy(less) and all of her ilk is as follows:

*point finger*
*laugh hysterically*

Walks off...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (fHtCl)

336 311>>>

Watt?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (tPpjQ)

337 Maybe the little girl sculpture staring down the bull on Wall Street can be put in front of the tanks

Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (lknvV)

338 I want a fife and drum corpse and tri-corner hats!

-
At the very beginning of the movie Patton, there is a mounted band including tympani slung over a horse. Trump should have such a troop march before him wherever he goes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

339 A couple years ago, Boston hosted a showing of some of our newest military hardware including MRAPS, helicopters and various other pieces. Nobody wet themselves over that and the kids had a blast running around and climbing all over the stuff.

And every 4th of July howitzers are fired in precision with the playing of the 1812 Overture by the Boston Pops on the Esplanade.

This is just another made up "controversy" to own Trump. So dumb.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (PxX58)

340 Mitt Romney @ Twitter
11 min ago

I join with great American thinker Joy Reid in believing that the president's vulgar display of raw power and brute force is not only unseemly, but sends the wrong message to our fellow Americans who happen to have a difference of opinion with the President.

No citizen of this great Republic should fear military reprisals--especially as we get ready to celebrate a most solemn holiday.


/

Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (NFEMn)

341 I still think it would be a great if someone organized a Million Normals March on DC. Pitchforks and torches optional.

"you know what, since we're here anyway..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

342 Maybe the golden scalpweasel can rename the army's divisions to legions. Just to head fake the commies.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (+4Iym)

343 >>Watt?


DOWN WITH THE BASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ysQ1duhNeY

Posted by: fIREHOSE at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (Ohx1a)

344 Maybe the little girl sculpture staring down the bull on Wall Street can be put in front of the tanks
Posted by: NCKate at J




lol

hate that thing

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (HALdu)

345 My parents are actually thinking of relocating to South Dakota, specifically Rapid City. They figure that part is still like Colorado without all the pot and leftards and commie gays.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


Talk about cold weather.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (UC5ui)

346 Gulf War parade had armor, and flyovers [including the then-newish-cool F-117]. Knew some people who were upset about it. Pure emotional idiocy - and ignorance. Thus, much like the entire basis of their "political" views.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (QDnY+)

347 302 I guess a mock tank battle on The Mall is too much to ask for?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (VkWRL)

With only four tanks?

Not exactly the Battle of Kursk.

Maybe Michael Whitman against the Desert Rats?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (ycWCI)

348
Maybe the little girl sculpture staring down the bull on Wall Street can be put in front of the tanks
Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (lknvV)

---------

Put in front of AOC's office. Then the Left can doxx and threaten to kill it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (XbvNV)

349 >>I liked the Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer version ...


Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (VWp7G)

350 The most interesting part is how nobody on the left is able to see that all government power is dangerous. They think it is just the right which poses a threat. If this were Barry bringing Bradleys to DC, it would be awesome.

Posted by: Drc at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (vbaSG)

351 Michelle Goldberg was the loon here, that was her crazed comment about tyranny and camps
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++++
In that case, adjust 294 to address Ms. Goldberg. All the same contempt applies.

The initial tweet from French is actually sane. The blind squirrel found a nut, and then was excoriated by his fellow blind squirrels for managing to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

352 Raccoon city started this way, didn't it? With deepstatecommies?

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (UUkQp)

353
So..... you assholes were totally fine when AF1 buzzed downtown NYC for an hour for the Obamas amusement.....

.... but a military parade on Independence Day in the nations capital you think is a threat to your "resistance"???


What the actual fuck is wrong with you people.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

354 323
304 I've gotta write a new Man from U.N.C.L.E. fan story where Solo uses
that as a code phrase to Illya over the communicator pen.



I liked the Henry Cavill Armie Hammer version ...

Posted by: Adriane the Re-Boot Critic ... at July 03, 2019 12:58 PM (LPnfS)



Me too!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Just about every person I've spoken/written to who has seen that film has liked it, including yours truly and the majority of MfU-on-TV fans. When you consider what a farce the wrong director/screenwriter could have turned it into, you realize we got enormously lucky with Guy Ritchie, who really respected the source material.

Yes, in the (someday?) sequel, U.N.C.L.E. is operating, and Cavill as Solo and Hammer as Illya in 1963 have the famous communicator pens. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (ClOmq)

355 Trump should lead the parade driving one of the tanks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

356 It's almost as if Trump is using the 4th and the parade to troll the Leftists out of hiding and intimidate them by displaying a show of force.
All of which I approve. Might as well seize the Blue areas while we are at it.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (iGbUv)

357 "What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?"

There are whole areas of DC where I'd want to be in a tank, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (qlqmy)

358
Do these idiots really believe this?


If they really believed it they wouldn't be tweeting about it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (TAmPV)

359 >>Maybe the little girl sculpture staring down the bull on Wall Street can be put in front of the tanks


Zing!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (bDqIh)

360 >> Man from U.N.C.L.E. fan story where Solo

I am the Woman from S.P.H.I.N.C.T.E.R

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (NMAzL)

361 The blind squirrel found a nut, and then was excoriated by his fellow blind squirrels for managing to do so.

Excellent way of putting it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (39g3+)

362 Nothing being said.

means it's aliens
Posted by: Anachronda at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (sGtp+)

Or a meth lab.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (ycWCI)

363 Off Mitt Moroni sock!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (NFEMn)

364 >>>With only four tanks?

Not exactly the Battle of Kursk.


I want to see Tigers and KV-2s going against T29s. For the children.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

365 *touches nose*

*wiggles ear*

*touches left elbow*


*nods twice*
Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 12:44

Bitchez, please...

Posted by: Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (dkvcO)

366 Joy...Joy...Joy...

Its not that PDT likes tyrants.
It's just that he doesn't like you.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (axyOa)

367 We had our own fireworks here yesterday when a house exploded. No details. Usually you get the standard crews were working on nearby gas lines, contractors were working on the house, construction workers working nearby. Nothing being said.
Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2019 12:51 PM (lknvV)


My first suspicion when a house goes 'splodey and there is "radio silence" is that someone inside was cooking meth but authorities don't want you to know. Process produces flammable gases.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (YQ4mh)

368 SERPENTINE!! SERPENTINE!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xqfqx)

369 And every 4th of July howitzers are fired in precision with the playing of the 1812 Overture by the Boston Pops on the Esplanade.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (PxX5


You know, from the Esplanade they would be pointed more or less at Harvard. Just saying....

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)

370 Midway was AH, correct?



AF

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 01:00 PM (aKsyK)

Even more correct, sir. Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

371 >>>"What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?"



Don't fuck with America?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

372 When a fascist leader who calls his fellow citizens enemies of the people and operates mass internment camps for those he dehumanizes as an "infestation" brings tanks into a city that hates him, lots of normal people are going to be genuinely terrified.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
---
It's all circular confabulation with them. We haven't seen a "fascist leader", they argue that he is--but it's important to distinguish your conclusions from observed, robust fact.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (YOhRS)

373 I'm very proud I have no idea who this deranged split tail even is. Don't give a fuck either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (KP5rU)

374 Is there a Rubicon Boulevard in DC?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (YEd3n)

375 345
My parents are actually thinking of relocating to South Dakota,
specifically Rapid City. They figure that part is still like Colorado
without all the pot and leftards and commie gays.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen



Talk about cold weather.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
As I tell hothouse-flower Southerners who shiver when the temp hits 65 F., there's this new technology that's in all the stores and even online now. They're called coats and jackets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (ClOmq)

376 Okay. I'm finally off to Nine Line to pick up some Black Rifle coffee.

Anyone need anything while I'm there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

377 Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (NFEMn)

---------

Here we go again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (gC2IV)

378 >>You know, from the Esplanade they would be pointed more or less at Harvard. Just saying....

Lower on the Esplanade. Pointed right at MIT.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (PxX58)

379 So SJW protestors will be squashed under tank treads right?

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (8lGpb)

380 So, Code Pink is going to fly a Baby Trump balloon tomorrow-just not with helium. A poster-VicariousBikerMom's from CTH had this response: as (slightly paraphrased): "Interesting how leftists love Baby Trump...It's about the only the only baby they think should be allowed to live."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (+0VWg)

381 What the actual fuck is wrong with you people.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

Pull up a chair. Ya got a couple of hours and a string stomach?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (85Gof)

382 having the hous go splodey is the best thing that can happen if they were cooking meth there. otherwise it takes forever and costs lots to have it safely demolished.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (HALdu)

383 Bertram beat me to it. Japanese designators for American territories followed the pattern "A[some letter]". The water purification trick was to confirm that "AF" was Midway, which Rochefort and his team already believed.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (QDnY+)

384 What is it with women named "Joy"?

1. They have none, joy that is.
2. They have half of your average American IQ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk)

385 Not the Pet Thread but I do my own version of a triumphal parade with my large Bernese mix, who loves to stick his head out the sunroof when we're on the highway.

Big dog head with lips a-flappin and teeth bared on top of a Challenger is my personal statement.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (koNhm)

386 "What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks
down Constitution Avenue?" Reid continued. "Who is that message to? It's
certainly not to tyrants because he likes tyrants, he loves tyrants.
It's not to Putin, it's not to Kim Jong-Un, not to the Saudis. Is it to
our friends, to Western democracies who he doesn't particularly like, or
is it to us? Is it to the resistance in this country?

==================
Does anyone recall how many BILLIONS of dollars in hard, cold cash Barry-Jarrett shipped via government carrier to the Ayatollahs? Pallets of US dollars left on an Iranian airfield tarmac. Or Barry telling Putin to keep his shirt on until after the election, when Barry can play ball on the down low? The Left is nuts. I noticed Iran wasn't mentioned in Reid's mad tirade.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (Pqytn)

387 Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (NFEMn)

---------

Here we go again.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (gC2IV)

LOL
I am pretty sure that is a fake. I hope? It is hard to tell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (85Gof)

388 "In that case, adjust 294 to address Ms. Goldberg. All the same contempt applies.

The initial tweet from French is actually sane. The blind squirrel found a nut, and then was excoriated by his fellow blind squirrels for managing to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"


Agreed. French has had a good week. His response to Andy Ngo thing was spot on without any weasily qualifications. His article today about the future Supreme Court Justice Barrett's decision slamming Purdue's insane kangaroo court for sex assault allegations was also good. Credit where it is due.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (OD2ni)

389 >>>So, Code Pink is going to fly a Baby Trump balloon tomorrow-just not with helium.



Have an F-22 clamp it and fly it away, like Michael Keaton's Batman did.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (VWp7G)

390 THE ICE CREAM IS SERVED
TWO SCOOPS
repeat
TWO SCOOPS

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (FTPVM)

391 371
>>>"What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?"







Don't fuck with America?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

Fuck you! I'm Millwall!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (t6MX/)

392 "147 DANNY BOY TO BROAD SWORD:
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
JOHN HAS A BIG MUSTACHE"

********
I read that in a Sean Connery accent.

Posted by: Cosda at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (fVy03)

393 345
My parents are actually thinking of relocating to South Dakota,
specifically Rapid City. They figure that part is still like Colorado
without all the pot and leftards and commie gays.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen




where are they in co?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (HALdu)

394 Fen, I love how Code Pink isn't allowed by the NPS to fill it with anything but air, so it is just going to sit there. I'd love to go down there with a box of sewing pins.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (aXucN)

395
What is it with women named "Joy"?

1. They have none, joy that is.
2. They have half of your average American IQ.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk

---------

Easy, Jukin. That's my baby-momma's name. And she's a big ol' ray of sunshine

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (XbvNV)

396 Black Rifle is available retail/brick and mortar?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QDnY+)

397 LOL
I am pretty sure that is a fake. I hope? It is hard to tell
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (85Gof)
++++++++++
I didn't see it on his Twitter (went and checked), but the fact that I needed to check is pretty scary...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (I2dne)

398 I think Donny Two Scoops wants tanks for a simple reason: He loves America and still seems to have a simple wonder at the job/honor of being president. A lot of his detractors seem to impart motives while he is just being genuine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (ycWCI)

399 It's certainly not to tyrants because he likes tyrants, he loves tyrants.

LOL. Lefties projecting about people loving tyrants.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (bOCwl)

400 What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?"



There are whole areas of DC where I'd want to be in a tank, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2019 01:03 PM (qlqmy)

Perhaps tow the battleship Texas up the Potomac.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (q1Pj5)

401 So SJW protestors will be squashed under tank treads right?

*crosses fingers*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (8lGpb)

You know that some protester is going to try to get in a tank's face tomorrow, right? Hoping for a photo op.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (NFEMn)

402 ..-. .. .-. . .-- --- .-. -.- ...


Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (axyOa)

403 What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?

Same one JFK did, I'd guess. Same one Truman did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)

404 The message it to put the damn citizenship question on the census or else....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (9iLHi)

405 374 Is there a Rubicon Boulevard in DC?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (YEd3n)

Heh. Wouldn't that be great? It could only be better if he crosses the Rubicon (Boulevard) on a white horse. The freakout would be epic.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

406 What is it with women named "Joy"?

1. They have none, joy that is.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk)
---
I've got a depressive daughter we named "Hope"....

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (YOhRS)

407 Was I s'posed to go on the third "Go" or the fifth?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (xmKbk)

408 >>>Easy, Jukin. That's my baby-momma's name. And she's a big ol' ray of sunshine



She's reading over your shoulder, isn't she? Blink once for yes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (VWp7G)

409
Black Rifle is available retail/brick and mortar?


Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QDnY+)


It is here. They have a coffee shop in Line Line's headquarters. Very nice.

Can I grab some for you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

410 I read that in a Sean Connery accent.

Richard Burton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (39g3+)

411 What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?

Same one JFK did, I'd guess. Same one Truman did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)
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As unprecedented as asking a citizenship question on a census!

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (YOhRS)

412 Trump gets the Left to scream about how July 4th isn't great and we probably shouldn't celebrate it (since that's probably what most people will glean from the whole affair), while Trump will give some prepared message laced with history and love of country and military.

Trump has just the dumbest adversaries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)

413 It's certainly not to tyrants because he likes tyrants, he loves tyrants.
Right!?

Posted by: Asshole with Mao shirt at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (8lGpb)

414 >> I read that in a Sean Connery accent.

You need to add "TREBEK'S MOTHER IS A WHORE" to that.

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (NMAzL)

415


Trump IS the resistance

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (aKsyK)

416 Example 45,934^2 of why Twitter is for stupid people.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (s/b09)

417 She's reading over your shoulder, isn't she? Blink once for yes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (VWp7G)

----------

*blinks morse for SOS*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (XbvNV)

418 403 What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?

Same one JFK did, I'd guess. Same one Truman did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)

============

We're gonna nuke Japan and bang Marilyn Monroe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)

419 NOT THIS AUGUST

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (q1Pj5)

420 Was I s'posed to go on the third "Go" or the fifth?
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (xmKbk)
---
Five is right out.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (YOhRS)

421 Perhaps tow the battleship Texas up the Potomac.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (q1Pj5)

-----------

It would probably fall apart before clearing Galveston Is. [or half the hull would remain at berth in La Porte]

Posted by: RioBravo at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (GNk5/)

422 Trump has just the dumbest adversaries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)
++++++++++
This is a key thing, I think. The emperor never had any clothes to begin with. The fact that these mental midgets did so much damage is a condemnation of the state of affairs for the past couple of generations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (I2dne)

423

SUH, I HAVE EATEN MY EARPLUGS!

Posted by: IF YOU KNOW THIS WE ONE WE NEED TO TALK at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (UFLLM)

424 We're gonna nuke Japan and bang Marilyn Monroe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)
---
And confess to being a jelly donut.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (YOhRS)

425 420 Was I s'posed to go on the third "Go" or the fifth?
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (xmKbk)
---
Five is right out.
Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (YOhRS)

==========

1, 2, ... 5!

3, sir.

3!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (OaUCv)

426 408 >>>Easy, Jukin. That's my baby-momma's name. And she's a big ol' ray of sunshine

She's reading over your shoulder, isn't she? Blink once for yes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (VWp7G)

T-O-R-T-U-R-E?

Is that some sort of french pastry?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (ycWCI)

427 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk)

I know somebody named Joy. She is a very kind and sweet woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (+0VWg)

428 So because of the concessions of the left, Trump is going to own...
- American flags
- American military pride

And the Democrats are going to own....
- Free health care for illegal immigrants.
- Angry millionaire athletes.
- 11 year old drag queens.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

429 >>What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?

DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (PxX58)

430 I've got a depressive daughter we named "Hope"....

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:08 PM (YOhRS)

My daughter Charity hates your daughter.

Posted by: Charity's druggie mom at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (8lGpb)

431 I would not object to a Tianmen Square situation with Antifa ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (3JbJY)

432 What about Oddball and his paint rounds? Makes pretty colors.

Woof! Woof!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (q1Pj5)

433 "Michelle Goldberg was the loon here, that was her crazed comment about tyranny and camps"

Once again showing that Twitter is the shittiest platform in the universe. It's all baffling quote chains and over-zoomed and truncated images. Even Usenet was better than twitter.

Posted by: Chris M at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (eAZVt)

434 418 403 What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?

Same one JFK did, I'd guess. Same one Truman did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)

============

We're gonna nuke Japan and bang Marilyn Monroe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)

No on Marilyn, just a skeleton now. Maybe if we bang Japan and call it a day?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

435 428 So because of the concessions of the left, Trump is going to own...
- American flags
- American military pride

And the Democrats are going to own....
- Free health care for illegal immigrants.
- Angry millionaire athletes.
- 11 year old drag queens.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

=========

It's like Democrats being reflexively anti-Trump are painting themselves into predictable corners.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (OaUCv)

436 "Fix bayonets!"

Posted by: Sgt Trump at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (koNhm)

437
362 Nothing being said.

means it's aliens
Posted by: Anachronda at July 03, 2019 12:59 PM (sGtp+)

Or a meth lab.


but mostly aliens

Posted by: Anachronda at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (sGtp+)

438 410
I read that in a Sean Connery accent.



Richard Burton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
As much as I think Connery was the essential James Bond (lagged only slightly by Daniel Craig), I've often wondered what the young Richard Burton could have done with the role. Can't you just hear that distinctive voice telling Dr. No's assassin, who has just emptied his revolver into what he thinks is Bond's body on the bed: "That's a Smith and Wesson. And you've had your six."

Blap! Blap!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (ClOmq)

439 No on Marilyn, just a skeleton now. Maybe if we bang Japan and call it a day?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

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You'll have to pixelize your wiener first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (XbvNV)

440 The screen is sticky.
repeat
The scree is sticky.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (pw+jk)

441 We're gonna nuke Japan and bang Marilyn Monroe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)

Hmmm, who would be the modern equivalent of Marilyn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (ycWCI)

442 But will there be heads on pikes? Because I really want to see heads on pikes.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

443 434
We're gonna nuke Japan and bang Marilyn Monroe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)

No on Marilyn, just a skeleton now. Maybe if we bang Japan and call it a day?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

==========

Get Scarlett Johansson then. She sort of looks like Monroe.

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?

Why do I hire you people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

444 396 Black Rifle is available retail/brick and mortar?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QDnY+)

I buy ours at local gub stores.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (bcbK8)

445 427
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk)



I know somebody named Joy. She is a very kind and sweet woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (+0VWg)

Joy Villa. Patriot. Trump supporter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (t6MX/)

446 Since they're so afraid, the president's celebration will be tomorrow. The resistance can have theirs on Friday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (gC2IV)

447 so, you think Trump arrives at the ceremony by helicopter.

if yes then is it Marine One, boot strapped to an Apache, or fast roping out of a V-22?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (HALdu)

448 STRIPES!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (FTPVM)

449 My daughter Charity hates your daughter.

Posted by: Charity's druggie mom at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (8lGpb)
---
I can believe that, so we name our children what we plan for them, they turn out whatever they are. Even with "virtues" for names.

I can imagine somebody has a daughter Faith, the militant New Atheist.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (YOhRS)

450 Jane, thanks, but I'm pretty far away for that. I seem to recall their website mentioned retail locations opening. And that reminds me we're almost out of coffee beanz.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (QDnY+)

451 402 ..-. .. .-. . .-- --- .-. -.- ...


Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2019 01:07 PM (axyOa)
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🎆 🎇

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (aXucN)

452 439 No on Marilyn, just a skeleton now. Maybe if we bang Japan and call it a day?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

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You'll have to pixelize your wiener first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (XbvNV)

Ow. Hate it when that happens.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

453 Get Scarlett Johansson then. She sort of looks like Monroe.

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?

Why do I hire you people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

Wait, you want to hire me to get Scarlett Johanssen?

Good, I'll take the job and I'll work cheap.

I can't promise I'll return her, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (bcbK8)

454 I can't wait for Trump's third term.

Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

455
I did hear Proud Boys plan to go to the parade and do a demo.

So I would put chances of an Antifa dustup with bike locks and milkshakes around %100.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (XbvNV)

456 "What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?"
........

Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

457 They're so scared they're whining about it publicly under their real names.

I WISH these people were really scared.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (4ErVI)

458 I suspect that the threat is to his fellow Americans
---
Not fellow Americans, but if he wants to roll the tanks against the uniparty and its supporters, that's actually fulfilling his oath to defend the Constitution against enemies foreign and domestic, so I'm pretty much okay with it.

Posted by: Methos at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (kOpft)

459 377 Posted by: Mitt Romney at July 03, 2019 01:01 PM (NFEMn)

---------

Here we go again.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (gC2IV)


What's funny is that these comments are so plausible.

Posted by: rickl at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (xjiRE)

460 "What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?

Same one JFK did, I'd guess. Same one Truman did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Amazing what a distorted reality the media and the social media left exist in. I just took a stroll around downtown DC for lunch and saw nothing but normal looking families dressed in patriotic gear enjoying themselves. Even a truck going up and down 14th Street playing God Bless America from a loudspeaker to cheers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (OD2ni)

461 Two Scoops is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

462 I buy ours at local gub stores.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (bcbK
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It's an 'n'.

Posted by: Virgil Starkwell at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (YOhRS)

463 "Interesting how leftists love Baby Trump...It's about the only the only baby they think should be allowed to live." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (+0VWg)
=====

I like the imagery better of a sweet cherub floating above the action, prepared to benevolently oversee silly humans. Rafael's bored cherub perhaps?

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (MIKMs)

464 453 Get Scarlett Johansson then. She sort of looks like Monroe.

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?

Why do I hire you people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

Wait, you want to hire me to get Scarlett Johanssen?

Good, I'll take the job and I'll work cheap.

I can't promise I'll return her, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (bcbK

=========

You're hired. We'll do your I9 later.

We can negotiate expenses later.

Now, off with you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (OaUCv)

465 "Resistance" dimwit deciding what to wear ... "The Che or the Mao?"

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (Pqytn)

466 >>>>What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?




"America, f#ck yeah!!"

Oh, I can see why they're so upset. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (bDqIh)

467

Remember when Nixon mobilized his private army for the Coup, had Congress and the Media shot, and nuked the gay whales?

Good times, good times...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (UFLLM)

468 Modern equivalent of Marilyn?

For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

469 I had no idea that people had dusted off the -

'THIS IS NOT WHO WE ARE!'

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (Ohx1a)

470 ...two...seven...zero...eight...two...nine...zero...zero...four...three...zero...one...

Posted by: johnd01 at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ukNFU)

471 I can believe that, so we name our children what we
plan for them, they turn out whatever they are. Even with "virtues" for
names.



I can imagine somebody has a daughter Faith, the militant New Atheist.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (YOhRS)

Have you ever met a boy named Angel? yeah, had a few in my classes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (8lGpb)

472 Strippers named 'Chastity' are always fun. Always.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (bcbK8)

473 >>I did hear Proud Boys plan to go to the parade and do a demo.


How to pick a gay name for your gay club?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (Ohx1a)

474 "Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.
Posted by: wth"


Beg to differ!!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (OD2ni)

475 472 Strippers named 'Chastity' are always fun. Always.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (bcbK

============

Do they all yell, "Take that, daddy!" or do they just have it tattooed somewhere on their bodies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (OaUCv)

476 428 So because of the concessions of the left, Trump is going to own...
- American flags
- American military pride

And the Democrats are going to own....
- Free health care for illegal immigrants.
- Angry millionaire athletes.
- 11 year old drag queens.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 03, 2019 01:10 PM (O7MnT)

And will still win around 50% of the vote.

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (Izzlo)

477 "Trump has just the dumbest adversaries."


Whose dumber, the cheaters who are going to win, or the fools who do nothing to stop the cheating?

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi, drunk and paraphrasing himself at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (s/b09)

478 need some super sensitive reactive armor for the armor.

something that goes off if you hit it with a bike lock.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (HALdu)

479 Someone shit the blog

Posted by: NCKate at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (lknvV)

480 They are talking about the photo of Chief Gallagher with the dead enemy? Hum? If I show them the pics of my father on Iwo Jima with dead japs and there are alot of them, are they gonna take his Bronze Star away? Assholes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (85Gof)

481 464 453 Get Scarlett Johansson then. She sort of looks like Monroe.

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?

Why do I hire you people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

Wait, you want to hire me to get Scarlett Johanssen?

Good, I'll take the job and I'll work cheap.

I can't promise I'll return her, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM (bcbK

=========

You're hired. We'll do your I9 later.

We can negotiate expenses later.

Now, off with you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (OaUCv)

Road trip!

*leaves work early*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (bcbK8)

482 Instead of a speech, Trump should just read The Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 03, 2019 01:15 PM (gC2IV)

483 454
I can't wait for Trump's third term.

Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

Lol. This.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (8lGpb)

484 It's no more complex than they hate America being celebrated.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (nH+m/)

485 Hysterical retards, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

486 It gets funnier...

@BIZPACReview 8m

Road-rage attacker shows up to court for sentencing in full blackface, taunts the judge

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (DrqHq)

487 468 Modern equivalent of Marilyn?

For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

Bold choice.

If we are going to stay in the blond theme, Kate Upton?

Redhead: Christina Hendricks

Brunette: Alexandra Dadarrio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (ycWCI)

488 It's all circular confabulation with them. We haven't seen a "fascist leader", they argue that he is--but it's important to distinguish your conclusions from observed, robust fact.
Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (YOhRS)


If you have to argue the point, you've already lost. Nobody argues whether a real "fascist leader" is one or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (qlqmy)

489 >>Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.


Careful. You'll set your hair on fire!

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (Ohx1a)

490 Hysterical retards, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++
Isn't calling a woman "hysterical" both toxic masculinity *and* transphobic?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (I2dne)

491 Get Scarlett Johansson then. She sort of looks like Monroe.

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?

Why do I hire you people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

No, you don't have to do everything. I'll take of the banging of Scarlett Johansson for you.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

492 488 It's all circular confabulation with them. We haven't seen a "fascist leader", they argue that he is--but it's important to distinguish your conclusions from observed, robust fact.
Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at July 03, 2019 01:05 PM (YOhRS)

If you have to argue the point, you've already lost. Nobody argues whether a real "fascist leader" is one or not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (qlqmy)

===========

"Donald Trump is a fascist and going to kill us all!"
-Said in a television studio less than a mile from the White House

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (OaUCv)

493
Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2019 01:13 PM



Excellent!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (axyOa)

494 All units IRENE. I say again IRENE

Posted by: Mac at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (fOoQ8)

495 Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++
Bullshit.

Posted by: Judge Doom at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (I2dne)

496 For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

Also, notice how I let the 'sheep voluptuousness' thing pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ycWCI)

497 Squirrel!

Posted by: dcd@indiana at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (lAEvk)

498 487
468 Modern equivalent of Marilyn?


For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)



Bold choice.


If we are going to stay in the blond theme, Kate Upton?


Redhead: Christina Hendricks


Brunette: Alexandra Dadarrio.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
All most excellent choices.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ClOmq)

499 I wrote a musical epistle to Joy.

Posted by: L. V. Beethoven at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (BYauB)

500 483 454
I can't wait for Trump's third term.

Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

Lol. This.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (8lGpb)

See, that's when he rides the white horse down Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the procession of M1A1s. Just before they turn up the avenue toward Capitol Hill.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

501
Even a truck going up and down 14th Street playing God Bless America from a loudspeaker to cheers.
Posted by: Benji Carver


The Kate Smith version?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (aKsyK)

502 491 Get Scarlett Johansson then. She sort of looks like Monroe.

Jeez, do I have to do everything around here?

Why do I hire you people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

No, you don't have to do everything. I'll take of the banging of Scarlett Johansson for you.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

==========

It's a race with Mark now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (OaUCv)

503 Have you ever met a boy named Angel? yeah, had a few in my classes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (8lGpb)


Half of MS-13 is probably named "Jesus."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (qlqmy)

504 If we are going to stay in the blond theme, Kate Upton?

Redhead: Christina Hendricks

Brunette: Alexandra Dadarrio.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (ycWCI)

=====

And a "woman of color", Nereyda Bird. Look her up: You'll be glad you did ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (3JbJY)

505
On a semi related note.


The Blue Angels are in KC this week for an airshow. As Im at my desk getting nothing accomplished today......

weeeeeeuuuuuuuUUUOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!!!!

every few minutes.


"Muricuh. Fuck Yeah."

Posted by: fixerupper at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

506 496
For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)



Also, notice how I let the 'sheep voluptuousness' thing pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Baaad of me, I know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ClOmq)

507 468 For sheep voluptuousness....

Interesting typo you had there.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (kUmUV)

508 229 We had our own fireworks here yesterday when a house exploded. No details.

Happened to me about 5 years ago with a rental house directly across the street. Copper thieves broke in and stole the main on the hottest day of the year with the house all closed up because it was between tenants.

House go boom, Barely anything bigger than a matchstick left. Of course, the ATF had to clear it of being a meth house. The media were all camped out on my street.

Luckily, only a few minor injuries to drivers who had the misfortune to be driving by and some customers in a sandwich shop lot next door. One lady had a heart attack but survived.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (O8WFE)

509 Not fellow Americans, but if he wants to roll the tanks against the uniparty and its supporters, that's actually fulfilling his oath to defend the Constitution against enemies foreign and domestic, so I'm pretty much okay with it.
Posted by: Methos at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (kOpft)

Traitors that aim to replace the Constitutional government with a Collectivist system utterly alien to our Constitution, history, and laws do not qualify as fellow Americans. They may have been born here, but were obviously never culturally American.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (J+mig)

510 If the choice is between Trump being the tyrant he is now or the left in power?

100% of the time I'm going with Trump.

I know Trump doesn't want me or any Americans dead

I also know the left wants me and many other Americans dead

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (k81AA)

511 *looks for chair against the wall*

*checks John's mustache*

*checks the tower in the Old North Church*

Nope.

*takes nap*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (Ou6XS)

512 496 For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

Also, notice how I let the 'sheep voluptuousness' thing pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ycWCI)

---

You may have.

The rest of the Horde, however...

Posted by: SMH at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (RU4sa)

513 >>Brunette: Alexandra Dadarrio.



Pretty good guitar strings.

Spectacular tits.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (Ohx1a)

514 Off Goldberg sock

Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (aA3+G)

515 Italy has repatriated one of its citizens from Syria who has been accused of fighting for the Islamic State.
Samir Bougana, who also goes by the name Abu Abdullah, was captured Aug. 27 in Syria by Kurdish forces as he was planning to enter Turkey.

OH YEAH, what could possibly go wrong. Been nice knowing ya Italy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (85Gof)

516 If the tanks did a Tiananmen Square with Antifa, in this case the people on the sidewalks would be cheering.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (axyOa)

517 "468 Modern equivalent of Marilyn?"


Lindsay Lohan was on her way until she destroyed her looks with drugs. Comparing current pics to ones from Mean Girls is very depressing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

518 507
468 For sheep voluptuousness....



Interesting typo you had there.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 03, 2019

*
*
. . .
Of course wolves would think of sheep. It's what we do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (ClOmq)

519 Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++

It's K-k-k-k-en! C-c-c-c-oming to k-k-k-k-ill me!

Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (Izzlo)

520 can we get the military guy that drew the penis in the sky -- to do some of his art, for the parade?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

521 If you have to argue the point, you've already lost. Nobody argues whether a real "fascist leader" is one or not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (qlqmy)
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Good point. If he doesn't want to be called fascist, you'd better not call him one.

It goes with the maxim "If you're explaining, you're losing".

Hey, the blews started playing this game without us.

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (YOhRS)

522 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (8lGpb)
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I know you don't have kids so you probably have never seen this, but every time I see that tag line on your nic I think of this:

https://youtu.be/xj-EKdkpNmU

My kids LOVED those movies.

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (aXucN)

523 It's OK to make fun of Joy Reid, right? It's not like she's Retard Royalty like Nadler. I'd hate to get jailed for mocking her.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

524 517 "468 Modern equivalent of Marilyn?"


Lindsay Lohan was on her way until she destroyed her looks with drugs. Comparing current pics to ones from Mean Girls is very depressing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

==========

She was smokin' in Mean Girls.

I think my thing with redheads might have begun with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (OaUCv)

525 Two Scoops is going to rename the Delaware to the Rubicon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (pw+jk)

526 Mark Andrew Edwards @444- Black Rifle Cofveve is avail her in our local gubstore too. My get some strongest today, cause we've heard it will lock your eyelids in max aperture for hours.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (UUkQp)

527 Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++

It's K-k-k-k-en! C-c-c-c-oming to k-k-k-k-ill me!
Posted by: josephistan at July 03, 2019 01:20 PM (Izzlo)
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Hence the need for fresh concrete.

Donald?

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (YOhRS)

528 I think 5.11 retail stores have BRCC retail products

Posted by: blaster at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (weV3+)

529 NOOD

Posted by: johnd01 at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (ukNFU)

530 For sheep voluptuousness
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM


Och, laddie, we're glad to see we're noot the only ones who appreciate that.

Posted by: Scotsmen at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (BYauB)

531 Lee Iacocca is Mort?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (BqBId)

532 Noodus Mini-AOC

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (ClOmq)

533 468
Modern equivalent of Marilyn?

For sheep voluptuousness (not in the way the fat chicks have warped it), Sofia Vergara.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

Sofia Vergara is a baaaaad girl.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (CPk08)

534 Trump is such a fascist dictator fat pasty nothings spend their lives taunting him on Twitter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (nH+m/)

535 Of course wolves would think of sheep. It's what we do.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (ClOmq)

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Oh, great. Now we're going to have Conservative Hate Lions laying with lambs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 03, 2019 01:21 PM (XbvNV)

536 Rapinoe: I think Im extremely American

Yeah no, fuck you, drop dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 03, 2019 01:22 PM (85Gof)

537 Trump should keep Acosta as a pet. A yappy little ratdog that yaps when the mail comes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (t6MX/)



He'd stink up the place , though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 03, 2019 12:54 PM (bcbK


DINO-VITE!

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at July 03, 2019 01:22 PM (hu22E)

538 DJIA closes at all-time high. Doo-dah, Doo-dah.

S&P closes at all-time high. Doo-dah, Doo-dah.

CAPITALISM. It's what America is all about!

I think Trump will pick up some support when voters look at their 401k statements... and listen to what DEM nominee Kamala plans to do to them.

Posted by: mnw at July 03, 2019 01:22 PM (Cssks)

539 Also, notice how I let the 'sheep voluptuousness' thing pass.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ycWCI)

I would comment on how the P key is nowhere near the R key, but he'll probably lie about being on his phone.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 03, 2019 01:22 PM (s/b09)

540 530
For sheep voluptuousness

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:14 PM



Och, laddie, we're glad to see we're noot the only ones who appreciate that.

Posted by: Scotsmen at July 03, 2019

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. . .
Aye! Fair Scotland -- where men are men and sheep are nervous!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (ClOmq)

541 517 "468 Modern equivalent of Marilyn?"


Lindsay Lohan was on her way until she destroyed her looks with drugs. Comparing current pics to ones from Mean Girls is very depressing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 03, 2019 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

Yeah, the trailer trash curve: lovely as a peach at 18, rough as five miles of country road by 40. I have relatives that went that route.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

542 "It's OK to make fun of Joy Reid, right? It's not like she's Retard Royalty like Nadler. I'd hate to get jailed for mocking her.
Posted by: wth"


Whoever is posting those side by sides of Frederica Wilson and Macho Man Randy Savage is risking a hefty jail sentence. F'n hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

543 Exclusive and shocking video recently smuggled through the martial law quaratine of Torarnce, CA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tdPqqwZ2H4

Scary!

Posted by: RioBravo at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (GNk5/)

544
Steam rollers are too slow and easy to dodge.
Posted by: wth


How come cartoon characters never seem to be able to escape them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (aKsyK)

545 Joyless and her pals believe the military is a cracker racist toxic masculinity horde, that needs to be kept on its bases and out of sight of the general population, lest it scare some people and entice others to join.

Claiming Trump is planning a military takeover simply gives them a way to complain about military displays without appearing to be against the military.

Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (AMIL/)

546 Even a truck going up and down 14th Street playing God Bless America from a loudspeaker to cheers.

Posted by: Benji Carver
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Why would you drive a truck down the street, except to run over people?

Posted by: Joy Reed at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (YOhRS)

547 SMH @ 512. Remember 'Thanks Smokey'? Heh.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (UUkQp)

548 And a "woman of color", Nereyda Bird. Look her up: You'll be glad you did ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (3JbJY)

Yum. A real native girl thing going there. "Does she ever wear clothes?" said no one ever.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

549 490 Hysterical retards, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
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Isn't calling a woman "hysterical" both toxic masculinity *and* transphobic?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 03, 2019 01:17 PM (I2dne)

Most certainly. And I care not one whit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

550 539
Also, notice how I let the 'sheep voluptuousness' thing pass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ycWCI)

I would comment on how the P key is nowhere near the R key, but he'll probably lie about being on his phone.


Posted by: McLurkerson at July 03, 2019

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. . .
Nah, just typing too fast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 03, 2019 01:24 PM (ClOmq)

551 Claiming Trump is planning a military takeover simply gives them a way to complain about military displays without appearing to be against the military.

Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (AMIL/)
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This is his Beer Hall Putsch, he plans to hold himself captive in a beer hall and wrest power from himself.

It's weird but that's how he'll graduate to full Adolph.

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2019 01:24 PM (YOhRS)

552 How come cartoon characters never seem to be able to escape them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (aKsyK)
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Cartoon characters are so slow they can hang in the air until they realize there's nothing holding them up.

And they have to rotate their legs like 5 times before they take off running (through doors, etc)

Posted by: Axeman at July 03, 2019 01:26 PM (YOhRS)

553
brings tanks into a city that hates him


What is the message Donald Trump is trying to send by rolling tanks down Constitution Avenue?


Think of it as a giant hate has no home here sign.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 03, 2019 01:28 PM (TAmPV)

554 I recommended David Hackett Fischer's "Paul Revere's Ride" to a fellow after he told me he lived for decades in eastern Mass. He bought the book but expressed disappointment after reading a few chapters. It wasn't his cup of tea, probably because the elements of the Marxist dialectic weren't adequately addressed. I also suspect the Christian fervor amongst the Whig Resistance leaders and the rural communities had something to do with his reaction, too.

Posted by: mrp at July 03, 2019 01:28 PM (Pqytn)

555 548 And a "woman of color", Nereyda Bird. Look her up: You'll be glad you did ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 03, 2019 01:18 PM (3JbJY)

Yum. A real native girl thing going there. "Does she ever wear clothes?" said no one ever.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 03, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

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I'd never give her time to get clothed ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 03, 2019 01:30 PM (3JbJY)

556 ZOMG it's a koo!

Posted by: Ty Rhone Sloth at July 03, 2019 01:31 PM (B/F7O)

557 Had mixed emotions about the military hardware in the parade. But I've thought it through and have decided it's a great idea...show the left just who controls the tanks.

Posted by: creeper at July 03, 2019 01:31 PM (yeMuz)

558 Roger that.

THE CAT IS IN THE BAG STOP

AND THE BAG IS IN THE RIVER STOP


THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE REPEAT
THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE

Posted by: Shawn at July 03, 2019 01:34 PM (bE2ic)

559 558 Roger that.

THE CAT IS IN THE BAG STOP

AND THE BAG IS IN THE RIVER STOP


THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE REPEAT
THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE
Posted by: Shawn at July 03, 2019 01:34 PM (bE2ic)

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Everybody who has been in the military knows you DO NOT say "repeat" (and why), you say "I say again" ... ;-)

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 03, 2019 01:37 PM (3JbJY)

560 OK, "Kingsnake" now put back in your big big holster.

Posted by: Shawn at July 03, 2019 01:46 PM (eNHDE)

561 It look like Mr. Trump catch them with their pants down........

Posted by: MR. KIM at July 03, 2019 01:47 PM (lMn1U)

562

I refuse to watch the JB video.

Some things are simply too painful to be borne.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 03, 2019 02:00 PM (KATBx)

563 "Trump's Positioning of Tanks in the Capital is an Overt Threat to Use Military Force Against "The Resistance"

If only.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 03, 2019 02:02 PM (jWe5r)

564 "The Resistance" has now raised $20,000 from suckers to have one of those baby Trump balloons at the parade. Someone should show up with a knife, like what happened in the UK. Just act like a hippie, get close, and *pop*.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 03, 2019 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

565 yankeefifth
What is with the South Dakota hate? We have al sorts of newfangled stuff here now. We have the telephone, and TV and cars.

311.
Rapid City is a great place to live, lots of stuff to do and see. Just make sure they are careful during the Sturgis Biker rally. The Bikers are nice people for the most part, but there are always new riders out there who don't know how to drive on really curvy roads and get into accidents.

345
Actually the weather in Rapid City during the winter tends to stay a bit warmer then the rest of South Dakota for some reason.

Posted by: Southdakotaconservative at July 03, 2019 02:12 PM (syPRf)

566 SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
OXBOW HERO SIERRA HOTEL INDIGO TANGO
Confirmation
INDIGO TANGO BRAVO EPSILON LIMA INDIGO TANGO
Activate Activate Activate
MAINSAIL OUT


Posted by: Molon Labe at July 03, 2019 02:12 PM (cyNiM)

567 566
Damn. Hope you are wrong, but I fear you are right.

Posted by: Key West Reader at July 03, 2019 03:02 PM (8TrZS)

568 covert trip outside of NewYorkistan to secure massive splodey bits was a success.

I await the dark.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at July 03, 2019 03:13 PM (Ayk4B)

569 SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
THE CHAIR IS AGAINST THE WALL
JOHN HAS A LONG MUSTACHE

Posted by: hurricane567 at July 03, 2019 03:35 PM (NSTjj)

570 Message to the snowflakes:

The boogey man is coming for you.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 03, 2019 08:22 PM (nRj4F)

571 Thanks josephistan, that was great!!

Posted by: pawn at July 03, 2019 10:09 PM (PveK5)

572 Tell me it wouldn't be satisfying as all get out to see the tanks stop at 935 Pennsylvania Avenue and begin shelling the J. Edgar Hoover Building.

Posted by: Brendon Carr at July 04, 2019 07:03 AM (67vqo)

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