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EMT 6/22/19

I always have meat without any pudding.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Morning, Horde!

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 22, 2019 05:58 AM (jUVms)

2 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 05:59 AM (ApSlL)

3 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:00 AM (BbGew)

4 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2019 06:01 AM (ITxGy)

5 Free Practice #3 Is on for the French Grand prix, qualifying is at 9am.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew)

6 Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip

Too bad on the pancake Skip.
I guess you'll have to eat it instead of photographing it.

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2019 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

7 Okay, off to do my good deed for the day.

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2019 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

8 Two eggs over easy, wheat toast, bacon.
Coffee!

Posted by: order up! at June 22, 2019 06:03 AM (K1IUD)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2019 06:03 AM (zfLOA)

10
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 22, 2019 06:04 AM (KCxzN)

11
Good
Morning Morons; today is Saturday, June 22, 2019.
On this day in 1941
Nazi Germany
invaded the Soviet
Union in Operation
Barbarossa. One of the biggest mistakes Hitler ever made.

Sorry I'm late went to sleep







Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

12 6 If I ever get one I'm proud of I'll send the picture to CBD for approval

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:17 AM (BbGew)

13
ICE is expected to commence heavy raids in 10 cities next week starting tomorrow rounding up a shit-pot of illegals. Several heavy leftest mayors have said they can expect no help in their illegal sanctuary cities.


https://tinyurl.com/yyzajhk4

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

14 In fact one of the 2020 Dem candidates says he will immediately issue 11 million visas to what he claims is the 11M illegals living in the US. Hell, the estimated number 10 years ago was 30M and it has been increasing at a million a year since.


https://tinyurl.com/y6g6q5jb

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

15
And an Obama far left judge blocks ICE arrests at courthouses in MA. All Obama and Clinton judges should be pulled from the bench.


https://tinyurl.com/yxasan99

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

16 NYC leftest columnist accused Trump of sexually assaulting her two decades ago. She is a professional liar.


https://tinyurl.com/y6pewa9p

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

17
And Trump calls her a liar.


https://tinyurl.com/y6cwwbvt

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

18 Trump has cut Obama's Syrian refugee surge by more than 60%. He needs to cut it by 100%.


https://tinyurl.com/y6pewa9p

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

19
Phony has-been TV commentator George Will will just not STFU and go away.


https://tinyurl.com/y2eqncvd

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

20 I wasn't invited, and I wonder if Nancy and Chuck attended yesterday....


President Trump hosts members of Congress at the White House for the annual congressional picnic







Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 06:20 AM (EqiQH)

21
And speaking of far-left shit-holes SF George Washington HS is removing a portrait of their namesake George Washington. He owned slaves or something.


https://tinyurl.com/y2nycvz2

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

22
And speaking of far-left shit-holes, UC Santa Cruz is removing the famous 'Spanish bells' from their campus because some idiots are offended.


https://tinyurl.com/y6kuab39

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

23
Butthole wants a federal ID for illegals.


https://tinyurl.com/y6kuab39

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

24 And an Obama far left judge blocks ICE arrests at courthouses in MA.

--

And if it's the case that federal law doesn't apply to local municipalities, any and all federal money should stop going to those locales effective the same date of the judge's ruling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases every year since? Take a guess [ at June 22, 2019 06:21 AM (SYNdr)

25 Trump is set to appear on far left Meet The Mess this Sunday. That is a big mistake.


https://tinyurl.com/y3b4bfve

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

26
And speaking of far-left easily offended idiots, students at the University of OR want a pioneer statue removed. The article doesn't say how many students feel offended by the statue.


https://tinyurl.com/y3jscbrl

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

27 SCOTUS has overturned a liberal 1985 ruling that said property owners had to go to State courts first to sue the federal government over property issues.


https://tinyurl.com/yxhws462

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

28 Morning, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at June 22, 2019 06:23 AM (dCRRg)

29
Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/yy5865t3



And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:23 AM (mpXpK)

30 Let's see if this straightens the sock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases every year since? Take a guess [/ at June 22, 2019 06:25 AM (SYNdr)

31 back to the rocking chair morons.

Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK)

32 I watched a little of George Will on YouTube....Not live...The US won't miss him when he passes, along with the cackle of the chickens on The View.

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 06:26 AM (EqiQH)

33 Hmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 22, 2019 06:27 AM (SYNdr)

34 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

35 Watched on YouTube a former student of Evergreen State College in Washington state visiting his Alma mater where he got a BS degree.
Place was a quiet as a church sanctuary. He talks about what went on there just a few years ago in the classrooms. All take off you shoes, lay on the floor and meditate sort of thing.


http://tinyurl.com/y3hubq2w
Runs about 17 min. Let hope all these liberal arts colleges go the same route.

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 06:36 AM (EqiQH)

36 24 And if it's the case that federal law doesn't apply to local municipalities, any and all federal money should stop going to those locales effective the same date of the judge's ruling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases every year since? Take a guess [ at June 22, 2019 06:21 AM (SYNdr)


lol

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a at June 22, 2019 06:37 AM (DTX3h)

37 Pink Floyd on the main brain.

Good morning, all. This American Thinker piece raises an interesting and often overlooked point -- That mass transit and liberal idiology (not a misspelling) don't mix very well:

https://tinyurl.com/yyhp9t35

If you are an 'ordinary' American, chances are the smell of human waste not your own, having to step over passed out bums (except at MoMes), and watching bugs crawl all over your fellow companions is not a normal experience. It may happen, but it is RARE.

Not so on mass transit. Which is our future, I am assured. Uh huh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2019 06:40 AM (Z4rgH)

38 you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Posted by: Buck Ofama at June 22, 2019 06:43 AM (CrJQa)

39 If I ever get one I'm proud of I'll send the picture to CBD for approval

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:17 AM (BbGew)


This a family blog, sir. A warped family the Addamses would like, sure, but...

PS Make sure to cover it with maple syrup. For the children.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2019 06:43 AM (Z4rgH)

40 lol

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

---

Yeah, I know. It just irritates me to hear people screaming for STATES' RIGHTS!!! immediately after they tell Joe in Podunk, AR - where it takes a deputy 45 minutes to get to a 911 call *if* he's not busy at another house - how many rounds he should have in a magazine for greeting unwanted home visitors.

But states rights!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 22, 2019 06:50 AM (SYNdr)

41 Watching the crowd on the WH lawn, is that Chucky puking in the bushes?

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 06:50 AM (EqiQH)

42 President Trump hosts members of Congress at the White House for the annual congressional picnic


Nancy and Chuck went in on a bag of chips.
They left with the bag unopened, a whole ham, half barrel of beer, .......

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2019 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

43 Good morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 22, 2019 06:54 AM (Dhht7)

44 40 for Leftists it's all a matter of who is running the federal government to say how much state rights are granted.
O'Bozo-Arizona can't control illegal immigration
Trump - California is a illegal sanctuary

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:54 AM (BbGew)

45 I voted for the GSW but didn't get an invite.

Wth is that about?

I'm not going to stand for this. Someone is going to answer for this outrage.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 06:56 AM (ApSlL)

46 I still want the feds to make a few thousand felony arrests of pot-smoking gun buyers in Colorado. Want to have the states rights conversation? Yes, let's have it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 22, 2019 06:57 AM (SYNdr)

47 Another morning and another brick in the wall.

This is what I get for waking up before the coffee maker did...

And bon jour morons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2019 06:58 AM (EZebt)

48 This is what I get for waking up before the coffee maker did...

And bon jour morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Morning! Top off your morning. Do what I did. Start up the coffee pot, then find out after it beeps, that you forgot to put coffee in it.

I hate when the coffee is see thru

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2019 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

49 15 And an Obama far left judge blocks ICE arrests at courthouses in MA. All Obama and Clinton judges should be pulled from the bench.

Yeah I saw that one, Vic. And it lends itself to support the idea that qualified immunity for judges et al is horseshit. You get someone hurt or killed because of your feelz, YOU get to be sued.

And here's the thing -- The judge's 'logic' is that it prevents illegals from appearing in court, even as a witness. But there is a major federal loophole, used by hundreds of thousands of illegals, that sez if you claim to be either a victim or a witness to a crime, you get to stay in the US risk free until the case is over.

And so it is also another exploitable trick illegals can use as a ruse, much like applying for amnesty here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2019 07:01 AM (Z4rgH)

50 45 I voted for the GSW but didn't get an invite.

In cop parlance, gsw is short for gunshot wound.

I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2019 07:06 AM (Z4rgH)

51 Bruce, that would make me cry. Clear coffee, haha.

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 07:11 AM (RFh5Y)

52
Evergreen College, this is for you ---

Once you are dead, you stay dead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2019 07:11 AM (pNxlR)

53
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 07:11 AM (Wx/+I)

54 Bruce, that would make me cry. Clear coffee, haha.
Posted by: lizabth

Ruined my whole morning routine

Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2019 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

55
50 45 I voted for the GSW but didn't get an invite.

In cop parlance, gsw is short for gunshot wound.


But I did not shoot the deputy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2019 07:12 AM (pNxlR)

56 White coffee similar to white chocolate, is it possible?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:13 AM (BbGew)

57
Day two of class to build a hollow form ring with inlaid stone. Yesterday was dedicated to constructing the hollow form portion from sterling silver. We begin the inlay work today.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 22, 2019 07:14 AM (pNxlR)

58 11 One of the biggest mistakes Hitler ever made.

Vic

what about when he bombed pearl harbor?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

59 @14 Vic

Crazy Bernie is going to give them all Meidcare.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

60 19
Phony has-been TV commentator George Will will just not STFU and go away.


https://tinyurl.com/y2eqncvd
Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

You missed second part of show where they talked about their favorite douches. George claimed he was his favorite douche.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

61 The last few may live, falls cushioned by those who went before.

Posted by: deport all illegals and libs to Venezuela,,, air drop is fine at June 22, 2019 07:21 AM (ubFZv)

62 I had a friend in high school who tried to convince everyone that the Brit in Another Brick was saying 'how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?'


Stupid stuff that has stuck with me for decades.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2019 07:31 AM (pUDQf)

63 23
Butthole wants a federal ID for illegals.


https://tinyurl.com/y6kuab39
Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

that link talk about UC Santa Cruz removing bells.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

64 what about when he bombed pearl harbor?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
.........................
I thought the Republican KKK terrorist assault squad bombed Pearl Harbor in a direct attack on women of color.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 22, 2019 07:34 AM (yhf6w)

65 In cop parlance, gsw is short for gunshot wound.

I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 22, 2019 07:06 AM (Z4rgH)


I've heard that (shows? movies?) but never knew if it was true. If you're abbreviating three syllables by using five, maybe you're missing the point.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:36 AM (t+qrx)

66 That bell story is interesting. So UC Santa Cruz, in silencing the bells, is celebrating the destruction, domination, erasure and disrespect of the Catholic tribe. Do these people even SEE the irony?

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 07:36 AM (RFh5Y)

67
*tentatively pokes thread with a stick*

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:39 AM (t+qrx)

68 66 That bell story is interesting. So UC Santa Cruz, in silencing the bells, is celebrating the destruction, domination, erasure and disrespect of the Catholic tribe. Do these people even SEE the irony?


Not to mention the irony of keeping the name Santa Cruz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2019 07:39 AM (oVJmc)

69
*looks through thread's wallet*

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:40 AM (t+qrx)

70 how many rounds he should have in a magazine for greeting unwanted home visitors.
______________

Saw that article yesterday. Have we now reached peak stupid? Is "unwanted home visitor" now going to be the official journalistic standard for describing fucking armed burglars and home invaders?

Leftist assholes are insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2019 07:43 AM (k4dH2)

71 *no I.D., $7, ...*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2019 07:43 AM (ITxGy)

72 *cardboard membership card, expired*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2019 07:45 AM (ITxGy)

73 @68 Yeah...you'd think the name would need to go, too.

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 07:45 AM (RFh5Y)

74 71 *no I.D., $7, ...*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2019 07:43 AM (ITxGy)

*condom expired 9/20/2001*

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:45 AM (JFO2v)

75 23
Butthole wants a federal ID for illegals.
______________

While we're at it, why don't we also give them free food, free medical care, free education, and subsidized housing.

Oh wait, nevermind, we already do that.

Why doesn't Buttplug just propose a law requiring every American citizen to sign over their house, car, and retirement savings to every fucking illegal alien who shows up at their door?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2019 07:47 AM (k4dH2)

76 Saint Cruz is the patron saint bad haircuts and flipflops.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

77 "Judge Orders Special Prosecutor to Examine Jussie Smollett Probe."

Wouldn't want to be that guy. Sounds like a shitty job.

Posted by: freaked at June 22, 2019 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

78 Good morning, Ms. Lewandowski.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2019 07:48 AM (gAXBD)

79 President Trump should play "Another Brick In the Wall Part 2" at his rallies.

Government skool teachers hardest hit.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2019 07:49 AM (Z+IKu)

80 75 Why doesn't Buttplug just propose a law requiring every American citizen to sign over their house, car, and retirement savings to every fucking illegal alien who shows up at their door?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2019 07:47 AM (k4dH2)

Because that is what Liawatha is running on!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

81 Coffee, Ms. Lewandowski?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2019 07:50 AM (gAXBD)

82
"Judge Orders Special Prosecutor to Examine Jussie Smollett Probe."
Posted by: freaked at June 22, 2019 07:47 AM (UdKB7)


They have to have a urologist on the staff now?

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 07:50 AM (EqiQH)

83 Many states are giving illegals state drivers license, it's all downhill from there.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:50 AM (BbGew)

84 The Left is evil. That which is totally, unwaveringly committed to slander and all associated methods of character destruction is evil. That which is beyond the reaches of reason and decency is evil. The fact it is ineducable or unregenerate (i.e., the mindset demonstrated by the Left today is EXACTLY the same mindset it employed under Stalin and before that with Robespierre) could be written off as stupidity, but I think it is evil. How many times will some vicious lying bitch be showcased on its glossiest magazines to destroy Trump? That is -- it refuses to learn. But this isn't stupidity -- it's evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 22, 2019 07:52 AM (H8QX8)

85 Mornin' kiddos.

Off for a walk. Back later.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:52 AM (kQs4Y)

86 16 NYC leftest columnist accused Trump of sexually assaulting her two decades ago. She is a professional liar.
__________________

Kinda curious how she didn't make this claim while Trump was running for president and all the other "me too" accusers were going public.

She says she didn't come forward sooner because she didn't want to be "dragged through the mud." I guess that's why she's now writing a book about this supposed rape by Trump. Because respect muh privacy while I'm on a public book tour hawking my lurid tale! or some shit.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2019 07:53 AM (k4dH2)

87 Whatcha gonna do when she says goodbye?

Posted by: Pablo Cruz at June 22, 2019 07:53 AM (gAXBD)

88 >>>Do these people even SEE the irony?<<<

Of course not. It is like rejiggering AD/BC into CE/BCE, it is the very definition of cultural imperialism--but it is okay because it is the left doing it.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 22, 2019 07:54 AM (3DZIZ)

89 Why is it that a bell or cross can be deemed offensive and removed but 30 million plus illegal invaders are just fine. I'm a male lesbian catdog and I'm offended by the offensive offenders.

Posted by: a male lesbian catdog at June 22, 2019 07:55 AM (UdKB7)

90 Many states are giving illegals state drivers license, it's all downhill from there.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:50 AM (BbGew)


NYS is now, but I wonder how many will apply. You have to meet certain requirements, which seem rather complicated. Go to drivers school, take a test, prove who you are? Wouldn't a BJ to the right official get it done....Or ask Mayor Bill de Blasio for a special dispensation or something.

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 07:55 AM (EqiQH)

91 I had a friend in high school who tried to convince everyone that the Brit in Another Brick was saying 'how can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?'

Stupid stuff that has stuck with me for decades.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2019

We don't need no cruise control.

Posted by: Mondegreens at June 22, 2019 07:56 AM (K1IUD)

92 Effin commie rats in government and the presstitutes are crickets.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2019 07:56 AM (38L6+)

93 NYS is now, but I wonder how many will apply. You have to meet certain requirements, which seem rather complicated. Go to drivers school, take a test, prove who you are? Wouldn't a BJ to the right official get it done....Or ask Mayor Bill de Blasio for a special dispensation or something.
Posted by: Colin at

Some judge will declare the hoop jumping is racist and dismiss it. Boom. IDs for all

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 07:58 AM (ApSlL)

94
E. Jean is not my lover
She's just a whore
That says
That I am the one
She can kiss my
Golden bum

Posted by: PDT at June 22, 2019 07:58 AM (UdKB7)

95 Hope should have got up, walked over to Nadler the Hutt and slapped him across the face after the 2nd Ms Lewandowsky comment.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:58 AM (BbGew)

96 67


*tentatively pokes thread with a stick*

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:39 AM (t+qrx)

---
It moved.

Posted by: Noted Author A.H. Lloyd at June 22, 2019 08:01 AM (cfSRQ)

97 What really pisses me off is the trend in phones now with "non replaceable" batteries.

This phone is fine. Two years old. But the battery is now a pos. Replace the phone instead of the battery. Yes, I know it's by design so I'll have to get a new phone.

That's what pisses me off.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 08:02 AM (ApSlL)

98 @84 Dan

It takes a very sick mindset to justify violence against what people say and think. I believe that Liawatha, Crazy Bernie, Mayor Buttplug, and Booker see no issue in destroying the lives of 40% of Americans to create their new world order. The lure of power and control is pure EVIL. Satan tempted Jesus with this very idea.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

99 In basement painting waiting for a wash load to finish and hit refresh every once in a while between other stuff.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:03 AM (BbGew)

100 91
I had a friend in high school who tried to convince everyone that the
Brit in Another Brick was saying 'how can you have any pudding if you
don't beat your meat?'



Stupid stuff that has stuck with me for decades.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2019

---
When Heart's "All I Want to do is Make Love to You" came out I was in high school and a bunch of us were laughing at how it tries to elevate being a slut who got knocked up. As we discussed the lyrics, one kid thought the phrase "he brought the woman in me, so many times...easily" actually went "he poked a hole in me..."

Which we agreed was much, much better, and we used sing it around him ever after that.

Posted by: Noted Author A.H. Lloyd at June 22, 2019 08:03 AM (cfSRQ)

101 Who'll stop Lorraine?

Posted by: CCR at June 22, 2019 08:05 AM (t+qrx)

102 Morning all.

Olddog.. how is your wife doing?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2019 08:06 AM (dUJdY)

103 21: I share this not in a spirit of "Hey you used the wrong word" but in a spirit of "ENGLISH IS AWESOME YOU GUYS" - the opposite of a namesake is an eponym. The school is named for George Washington, so he is its eponym. The adjective is eponymous - in that story, you could refer to "a statue of the eponymous president."

English is the best language you guys!!! No, seriously. Such a wide range of words to pick from and such flexibility and expression. So many flavors and shades of meaning available - if you have the skill to find them.

I miss writing more...my job doesn't require much besides the occasional powerpoint. I need to make more time for extracurricular writing.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 22, 2019 08:07 AM (rWZ8Y)

104 Battery's on many devices are soldered in now. No easy way to replace, unless you want to spend time trying to pry it open (one way snap catches) and are good at dissembling delicate electronics.
All by design.....

Posted by: Colin at June 22, 2019 08:07 AM (EqiQH)

105 Life in The Fast Lane

Was actually misheard as

Flies in the Vaseline

Which became an actual song lyric

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 08:07 AM (ApSlL)

106 When Heart's "All I Want to do is Make Love to You" came out I was in high school and a bunch of us were laughing at how it tries to elevate being a slut who got knocked up. As we discussed the lyrics, one kid thought the phrase "he brought the woman in me, so many times...easily" actually went "he poked a hole in me..."

That's funny. I thought exactly the same thing when I heard it. It's the worst song they ever recorded.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2019 08:07 AM (dUJdY)

107 There'a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: Mondegreens at June 22, 2019 08:08 AM (K1IUD)

108 95 Hope should have got up, walked over to Nadler the Hutt and slapped him across the face after the 2nd Ms Lewandowsky comment.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:58 AM (BbGew)

Hope Hicks is exactly what women are told they should do. Got to school, build a career, and take care of yourself without a man. I call TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT on every feminazi that is not standing up on their soapbox and calling Nadler a dirty old man.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 08:08 AM (JFO2v)

109 95 Hope should have got up, walked over to Nadler the Hutt and slapped him across the face after the 2nd Ms Lewandowsky comment.
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:58 AM (BbGew)

Dead right. In fact, more than anything else it is the eradication from society of this basic impulse of self respect, of the assertion of individual dignity -- in various manifestations and contexts -- that has contributed to our decline.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 22, 2019 08:11 AM (H8QX8)

110 It takes a very sick mindset to justify violence
against what people say and think. I believe that Liawatha, Crazy
Bernie, Mayor Buttplug, and Booker see no issue in destroying the lives
of 40% of Americans to create their new world order. The lure of power
and control is pure EVIL. Satan tempted Jesus with this very idea.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

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I disagree. It's a reversion to the norm for most of human history.

This is really the core of the argument about David French-ism. Liberals (including the classical ones) think that all you need to build a prosperous society is a set of rules maximizing individual freedom of action, including property rights.

The problem with this is that individual freedoms and rights can be defined in many ways. For example, a "right" to abortion requires an abortionist, and if no one wants to do it, they will have to be conscripted. Same with "rights" to housing, medical care, etc.

Conversely, your right do to defend yourself is limited by the rights of others not to be hurt by you, so most guns need to be banned since they are essentially rights violations just waiting to happen.

Finally, your right to speak or worship is limited by the rights of others not to hear your hate or be judged by you.

Without an underlying morality, liberalism is a hollow shell of legalisms, bent and twisted as the rulers desire.

It is no accident that this critique is largely coming from Catholics, for whom tradition is of paramount importants. David French is of course a Protestant, and a core belief in Protestantism is that if it ain't in the Bible, it should be disregarded.

Posted by: Noted Author A.H. Lloyd at June 22, 2019 08:13 AM (cfSRQ)

111 Nadler is the one running the committee where Cohen pulled his infantile fried chicken stunt. It's a nursery school.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2019 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

112 I always have meat without any pudding.

Posted by: Krakatoa
________

That is allowed.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2019 08:15 AM (ta49A)

113 *stretches and yawns*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 08:16 AM (yQpMk)

114 I should take clothes when done outside to hang on line, its a perfect weather day here.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:18 AM (BbGew)

115 I always sing TNT by AC/DC but change it to EMT when this post comes up.

Posted by: Picric at June 22, 2019 08:18 AM (nonGu)

116 Nadler is the one running the committee where Cohen pulled his infantile fried chicken stunt. It's a nursery school.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2019 08:13 AM (oVJmc)


Remember when Dems in Albany changed the locks on the Reform Committee doors and hid inside giggling with the lights off?

http://tinyurl.com/y6zs8yfd

Every single one of them is a useless, undisciplined juvenile.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 08:20 AM (t+qrx)

117 @112

Disregarded?

Hmm...no...rather weighed and examined in light of the Bible.
Of course, I speak as an orthodox Protestant.

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 08:20 AM (RFh5Y)

118 Er...@110

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 08:20 AM (RFh5Y)

119 That clear cawfee isn't doing the trick, Bruce. Off to brew some dark stuff.

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 08:21 AM (RFh5Y)

120 And speaking of far-left shit-holes SF George Washington HS is removing a portrait of their namesake George Washington. He owned slaves or something.

https://tinyurl.com/y2nycvz2
Posted by: Vic at June 22, 2019 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

===

Boy Franpsycho just graduated and Mrs. Franpsycho was on site council. I just read her memo to the board about this issue last night.

So, yeah. Her name is on the list for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2019 08:22 AM (EZebt)

121 I always have meat without any pudding.

Better that way. Fewer carbs.

Good morning!

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 08:23 AM (sdi6R)

122 Butthole wants a federal ID for illegals.


I do too, with mugshot and fingerprints.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 08:24 AM (yQpMk)

123 "75 23
Butthole wants a federal ID for illegals.
______________

While we're at it, why don't we also give them free food, free medical care, free education, and subsidized housing.

Oh wait, nevermind, we already do that.

Why doesn't Buttplug just propose a law requiring every American citizen to sign over their house, car, and retirement savings to every fucking illegal alien who shows up at their door?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 22, 2019 07:47 AM (k4dH2) "



Too much truth ?
Truth to demonrats & commies (birm) is kinda like garlic to vampires.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2019 08:25 AM (ITxGy)

124 In other news I must apologize to Ace and the horde. I have always wrestled with my weight, so I have issues with fat people jokes. The Froghemath post way back with April Ryan kinda bugged me, but after her last twitter spat with Sarah Sanders, I thought you truly are a ugly fat ass in body and soul.

So horde I am sorry about that.

Posted by: Picric at June 22, 2019 08:26 AM (nonGu)

125 And an Obama far left judge blocks ICE arrests at courthouses in MA.

That judge can be arrested for violating this law: 18 U.S. Code 1324 (A) (iii)
"Any person who - ...



(iii) knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has
come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law,
conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal,
harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any
building or any means of transportation;"



Just conspiring to violate that law earns a conspirator 5 years in club
Fed. The penalties for violation are for each illegal alien so harbored.
Note that subjecting U.S. citizens to health hazards increases the
penalty to 10 years in prison for each alien so harbored.
That judge can also be charged with interfering with a federal officer, or obstruction of justice.

Posted by: An Observation at June 22, 2019 08:27 AM (8PNoo)

126 Morning Horde!!! John McCain's Neocon Friends at the Pentagon/D.C so bummed that there will not be a war with Iran.

All those commissions from the Defense Contractors? Oy Vey

Posted by: Jonah at June 22, 2019 08:28 AM (Pwivr)

127 nood

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 22, 2019 08:28 AM (oVJmc)

128 125. Does Trump have the power to shut down Transportation projects etc.. in these Shithole pro illegal cities and states?

Posted by: Jonah at June 22, 2019 08:29 AM (Pwivr)

129 Do what I did. Start up the coffee pot, then find out after it beeps, that you forgot to put coffee in it.

I hate when the coffee is see thru
Posted by: Bruce at June 22, 2019 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

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I laughed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2019 08:29 AM (EZebt)

130 110 David French is of course a Protestant, and a core belief in Protestantism is that if it ain't in the Bible, it should be disregarded.
Posted by: Noted Author A.H. Lloyd at June 22, 2019 08:13 AM (cfSRQ)

French is a media whore that has ZERO to with Protestantism. And Protestantism has many biased meaning and assumes that at some point all Christians were Catholic. The Christian Church existed independent of of the Catholic church since that days of Jesus.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

131 Disregarded?

Hmm...no...rather weighed and examined in light of the Bible.
Of course, I speak as an orthodox Protestant.

Posted by: lizabth at June 22, 2019 08:20 AM (RFh5Y)

---
Obviously, I was painting with a broad brush there. There's lots of variation within Protestantism.

The Puritans famously didn't celebrate Christmas because it was not in the Bible, and persecuted those who did.

And of course we now have groups like the United Methodists who simply excise text they don't wish to follow.

My point was that French-isms legalistic approach is powerless in the face of the left's remorseless redefining everything.

His fallback position that "sincerely religous" beliefs should be respected is as sturdy as a paper bag in a hurricane. After all, what standing can one's fidelity to an imaginary being have vs the very real *feelings* of someone who finds those beliefs hateful?

French-ist liberalism would have been powerless before original Mormonism, just as it wilts in the face of Islam today.

Posted by: Noted Author A.H. Lloyd at June 22, 2019 08:30 AM (cfSRQ)

132 One of Buttplug's white cops in South Bendover, shot and killed a Black Teen this week

Posted by: Jonah at June 22, 2019 08:30 AM (Pwivr)

133 We already have a national id card.....the Clown World Ponzi Scheme Social Security card.

Well, it's not really an id card, but it is. Not it isn't, yes it is. Your not supposed to use it that way. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do.

Honk. honk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2019 08:31 AM (Z+IKu)

134 "Posted by: An Observation at June 22, 2019 08:27 AM (8PNoo) "



Oh, how I wish you were the Attorney General instead of the useless load of used bumwad currently occupying the chair.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 22, 2019 08:33 AM (ITxGy)

135 Maybe the chick is mistaken, it may have been a guy named Mark and his boozer buddy and not Trump.

Posted by: Garbone at June 22, 2019 08:39 AM (4+5ym)

136 David French is of course a Protestant, and a core belief in Protestantism is that if it ain't in the Bible, it should be disregarded.
Posted by: Noted Author A.H. Lloyd at June 22, 2019 08:13 AM (cfSRQ)


"Brothers, I have applied all this to Apollos and myself for your benefit, so that you may learn from us not to go beyond what the Scriptures say."

1 Corinthians 4:6

Posted by: Michael the Texsn at June 22, 2019 08:41 AM (daAqw)

137 Olddog.. how is your wife doing?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2019 08:06

Morning, Jewells. She's doing better. Still not eating a lot.

Met with oncologist this week. Starting chemo next week. It's been 12 weeks since Whipple surgery and Dr. said can't wait any longer.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 22, 2019 08:47 AM (Dhht7)

138 tablet

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Dh1wo)

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