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Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 06-22-2019

WFM Anastasia Gavrilova 01.jpg
WFM Anastasia Gavrilova

Ms. Gavrilova has also got that naughty librarian look going for her as well.


Easier Problem - Black To Play (1004)

Goal: Black can force a mate in 3
Hint: Don't be afraid to throw the knight into the fight


20190623 - Problem 1.jpg
1r4k1/p3p1bp/2p3p1/1rNn1p2/8/2P2P1N/KP2RQPP/3R4 b - - 0 1

flinging poo.jpg
"Aw helz, my position is crap. One more move and I start flinging poo."



More Challenging Problem - White To Play (22)

Careful. This one may look like a no-brainer, but it's a bit tricky.

Goal: White, with precise play, can snatch both pawns for the win
Hint: Black has a threat that must be dealt with


20190623 - Problem 2.jpg
k1K5/5p2/8/6p1/6P1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:





20190622 dress pr0n 01.jpg
(click for larger view)




20190622 dress pr0n 03.jpg
(click for larger view)




20190622 dress pr0n 02b.jpg




20190622 dress pr0n 04.jpg




20190622 dress pr0n ukraine.jpg
(Greetings from Ukraine)




20190622 dress pr0n kate.jpg




20190622 dress pr0n melania.jpg

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Solutions Update

Easier Problem - Black To Play


20190623 - Problem 1.jpg
1r4k1/p3p1bp/2p3p1/1rNn1p2/8/2P2P1N/KP2RQPP/3R4 b - - 0 1

1...Nxc3+ 2.bxc3

Or 2.Ka1 Ra5+ 3.Na4 Rxa4#

2...Ra5+
3.a4 Rxa4# 0-1


More Challenging Problem - White To Play


20190623 - Problem 2.jpg
k1K5/5p2/8/6p1/6P1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1

Now, you may think oh, this is easy, all White has to do is backpedal his king to the other side of the board and scoop up those pawns.

Ha ha, not so. Let's see what happens if he tries that:

1.Kd8 Kb7 (not Kb8 - this will become clear in a bit)

2.Ke7 f5 3.gxf5 g4 and now we have a pawn race.

4.f6 g3 5.f7 g2 6.f8=Q g1=Q and the game is a draw. Note that if Black kept his king on the back rank, White would have queened with check, which would have given him enough time to pick up the other pawn. So that's why Black had to first move Kb7, not Kb8.

So, the point is. White needs to proceed very carefully to keep Black from immediately pushing his pawn to f5.

1.Kc7 Ka7

Black cannot yet launch his pawn: 1...f5 2.gxf5 g4 3.f6 g3 4.f7 g2 5.f8=Q+ Ka7 6.Qf2+ Ka8 7.Qxg2+ and wins.

2.Kc6

But White cannot yet go for the pawns. If now 2.Kd6 then 2...f5 and the pawn race will be a draw.

2...Ka6

Because 2...f5 3.gxf5 g4 4.f6 g3 5.f7 g2 6.f8=Q g1=Q 7.Qa3+ Kb8 8.Qb4+ Kc8 9.Qf8#

3. Kd5

And now White can go get the pawns. His King is centralized enough so that ...f5 won't be a problem, i.e. 3...f5 4.gxf5 g4 5.Ke4 g3 6.Kf3 g2 7.Kxg2 and Black is too far away to stop the f pawn.

3...Kb5
4.Ke5 Kc5
5.Kf6 Kd4
6.Kxf7 Ke3
7.Kg6 Kf4
8.Kh5 Ke5
9.Kxg5 Ke5
10.Kg6 and wins


Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:11 PM




Comments

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1 She reminds me of Lee-lee

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 05:12 PM (BbGew)

2 Sorry, single Morons, Anastasia Gavrilova appears to have hardware on her ring finger.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:12 PM (PmxFM)

3 Chesssssss!!!

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 05:13 PM (vWMNq)

4 Is the second dress pic supposed to be a parody of Las Meninas?

Also, it's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:14 PM (PmxFM)

5 Nerds!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 05:14 PM (kQs4Y)

6 hardware on her ring finger.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:12 PM (PmxFM)

That's her right finger. Is that the convention in Russia?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2019 05:16 PM (wYseH)

7 5 Nerds!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 05:14 PM (kQs4Y)

--and we know you can't resist us!

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:17 PM (PmxFM)

8 Easy Problem.

1. Nxc3+

Line A.

1. ... bxc3
2. Ra5+ Na4
3. Rxa4+

Line B.

1. ... Ka1
2. Ra5+ Na4
3. Rax4+

Line C.

1. ... Ka3
2. Ra5+ Na4
Rax4+

Agrees with goal.

Posted by: Borat at June 22, 2019 05:17 PM (vWMNq)

9 Top 10

Posted by: Ha at June 22, 2019 05:17 PM (MAstk)

10 That's her right finger. Is that the convention in Russia?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2019 05:16 PM (wYseH)

--Check out her right hand underneath.

I see shrapnel.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:18 PM (PmxFM)

11 Oops, left hand underneath.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:18 PM (PmxFM)

12 Game thread!

In vidja news last week, Jim Sterling surprised absolutely nobody by revealing himself to be a big fan of deplatforming anyone he doesn't like. It was leaked from his Patreon but I'd thought that everyone already knew he was a douchebag from the #gamergate days.

Moving on from that, EA would like us all to know that, where other companies have Loot Boxes (boo!), EA provides only Surprise Mechanics :
tinyurl.com/yxaqhuca

And what was just done in your mouth was surprise protein.

Koji "Castlevania" Igarashi has come out with Bloodstained. Which is basically another Castlevania with the serial numbers filed off, and also a big devil kitteh.
youtube.com/watch?v=LI2eVrwa_YE

Shield Knight also has a cameo; so Koji was clearly having a lot of fun here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 05:18 PM (ykYG2)

13 8
Easy Problem.

Argghh.

3. Rxa4# in all 3 cases.

Weirdly the solution looks the same regardless of white's move.

Posted by: Borat at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (vWMNq)

14 Bxc3, b2xc3
R-a5+, N-a4
Rxa4#

Maybe

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (BbGew)

15 Problem 1:

... Nxc3+

Problem 2:

Kc7 (?)

White promotes one half step before black, so as long as white can check when he promotes then he wins. That's what I see. I'm sure I'm missing something.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (weya0)

16 Also, it's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:14 PM (PmxFM)


Thanks, fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (9ioAf)

17 Yup...You are correct. She's a bit young for me...by about 30 years!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (wYseH)

18 Sorry, single Morons, Anastasia Gavrilova appears to have hardware on her ring finger.
Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:12 PM (PmxFM)
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Since when has that stopped them?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (aXucN)

19 The first 2 dress photos seem Stepfordish

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 22, 2019 05:20 PM (EQkLq)

20
The Ukrainian girls are saying, "Life with drunken gopnik is miserable. I want nice American Moron to love."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Wx/+I)

21 17 Yup...You are correct. She's a bit young for me...by about 30 years!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (wYseH)

--Yeah, and me by . . . not much less.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (PmxFM)

22 Does anyone remember the name of the band that ace used to use pics of to trick us into clicking links? Two guys mooshing on each other. Something like 'Uptown Boys'?

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (g7lkO)

23 Oops 2nd 2 photos

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (EQkLq)

24 Also, it's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:14 PM (PmxFM)


So, it's "a Ukraine"?

I say Ukraine and "the Ukraine".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (weya0)

25 Third dress pic . . . January Jones?

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (PmxFM)

26 Wow, Grace Kelly, what a beauty.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (WEBkv)

27 22 Does anyone remember the name of the band that ace used to use pics of to trick us into clicking links? Two guys mooshing on each other. Something like 'Uptown Boys'?
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (g7lkO)

--London Boys

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PmxFM)

28 25 Third dress pic . . . January Jones?
Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (PmxFM)
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Heathen!

The late Grace Kelly, sir!

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 22, 2019 05:23 PM (WEBkv)

29 Thanks logprof.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 22, 2019 05:23 PM (g7lkO)

30 Does anyone remember the name of the band that ace used to use pics of to trick us into clicking links? Two guys mooshing on each other. Something like 'Uptown Boys'?

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (g7lkO)


Status Quo.

Best selling band in history. More hits than the Beatles, The Stones, Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley ... combined.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (weya0)

31 Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out

They leave the West behind

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout

That Georgia's always on my, my, my, my mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (T5Yee)

32 Also, it's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:14 PM (PmxFM)

So, it's "a Ukraine"?

I say Ukraine and "the Ukraine".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (weya0)


Just make sure you pluralize it correctly. One Ukraine. Two Ues Kraine.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (t+qrx)

33 OMuse, is that group shot of the green dress gals another Ford Modeling shot?

Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (aXucN)

34 Who is the waif under the Asian girl?

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (EQkLq)

35 Doesn't "Ukraine" just mean "Frontier" in East Slavic / from a Moscow perspective?
I figure "The Ukraine" will work as well as any, until the Ukrainians get their act together. I'll check back in in seventy years or so

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (ykYG2)

36 25 Third dress pic . . . January Jones?
Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:22 PM (PmxFM)
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Crud, I take that back, it is very likely January Jones.

I will now toss myself into the barrel.

Hopefully, the last one in left the place somewhat habitable.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (WEBkv)

37
Got the lawn and dog pens mowed. Looking good for a Creole Platter at Fish City Grill later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (Wx/+I)

38 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (zfLOA)

39 I was in the chess club in Junior High School. We would play at lunch after we ate and during study hall. Never got really, really good at it but I could hold my own most times. Haven't played in many decades.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (JUOKG)

40 Beautiful 19th century dress. Love the color.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (ivkO2)

41
Those poor Ukrainian girls have no shoes! Poor things!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:26 PM (Wx/+I)

42 Me likey Ukraine babes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

43 K to c7, p adv
K to b6, p adv
PxP, p adv
P adv, p adv
P adv, p adv
P to Q mate, done

I think

Posted by: Jean at June 22, 2019 05:26 PM (25Dt7)

44 Who is the waif under the Asian girl?
Posted by: VMom's phone at June 22, 2019 05:24 PM (EQkLq)


Jenna Coleman, according to image search. I thought she looked a little familiar but I have no idea who that is.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 05:27 PM (t+qrx)

45 White promotes one half step before black, so as long as white can check when he promotes then he wins. That's what I see. I'm sure I'm missing something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:19 PM (weya0)


I'd like to see you flesh this out a bit. The winning line I found did not have a pawn race, only the possibility of one.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:27 PM (9ioAf)

46 -------------

Crud, I take that back, it is very likely January Jones.



I will now toss myself into the barrel.



Hopefully, the last one in left the place somewhat habitable.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (WEBkv)


It is her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 05:28 PM (T5Yee)

47 Oh thanks
Jenna Coleman was in Dr Whoand got promoted to being Queen Victoria

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 22, 2019 05:29 PM (EQkLq)

48 Ukrainian chess player......oh yasssssssss.
I actually noticed the dress colors.....hope that doesn't mean I'm ghey. Ruby dresses and green palette dresses......oh yasssss.
Melania >>>> Japanese empress. I'm sure she wasn't expecting to be compared to a supermodel at this point. Looks nice, though.

I may have had a really strong Margarita.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)

49 Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind


Their DNA makes a tentacle sprout
They glow so to make you bliiind

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (ykYG2)

50
Jenna Coleman, according to image search. I thought she looked a little familiar but I have no idea who that is.



At first glance I thought it was Lindsay Lohan


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (TAmPV)

51 -------------
Crud, I take that back, it is very likely January Jones.

I will now toss myself into the barrel.

Hopefully, the last one in left the place somewhat habitable.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 22, 2019 05:25 PM (WEBkv)


It looks to me like the girl on the right is not the same one as in the other photos.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (weya0)

52 Jenna Coleman was in Dr Whoand got promoted to being Queen Victoria

Posted by: VMom's phone at June 22, 2019 05:29 PM (EQkLq)

Oh that's why she looked familiar...Victoria. Thanks Vmom.

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (cF8AT)

53
The 3 Ukraine girls have that Byzantine look down. Especially the one in the middle with the head dress

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (T5Yee)

54 Jenna Coleman, according to image search. I thought she looked a little familiar but I have no idea who that is.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 05:27 PM (t+qrx)


I guess she was in one of the iterations of Dr. Who but I know her from her playing the title role in Victoria.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:31 PM (9ioAf)

55 And that's not Grace Kelly.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:31 PM (9ioAf)

56 Woman in picture 5 looks rather gaunt through the face. Also, being attacked by scarab beetles.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:32 PM (T6t7i)

57 And that's not grace Kelly.

Alvarez Kelly ?

Yellowstone Kelly ?

Joan Collins ?

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2019 05:32 PM (zfLOA)

58 At first glance I thought it was Lindsay Lohan
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2019 05:30 PM (TAmPV)


*scrolls back up*
*searches 'lindsay lohan'*

Yeah, maybe that was it. A mirror-universe Lindsay Lohan.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 05:32 PM (t+qrx)

59 Also, being attacked by scarab beetles.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:32 PM (T6t7i)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 22, 2019 05:33 PM (weya0)

60 Descendants of Ukrainian immigrants have been hellaceously good hockey players.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:33 PM (PmxFM)

61 Nice dresses except for the fourth and fifth. Too much for my taste.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 22, 2019 05:34 PM (/+bwe)

62 Also, is that the Japanese First Lady? She is really tall!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 22, 2019 05:34 PM (/+bwe)

63 Those poor Ukrainian girls have no shoes! Poor things!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:26 PM (Wx/+I)


Yeah, I was wondering if we had any morons who are into feet.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:34 PM (9ioAf)

64 Guys, keep it quiet, but I think we may be using different criteria than the 'ettes. I know, right?

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:35 PM (T6t7i)

65 Thank you for the pics of our fabulous FLOTUS!

Also - keep the pics of the Asian Ladies coming! : )

Finally - is the Ukrainian lady in the center of the pic getting a little friendly with the one on her right -note the feet....?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 22, 2019 05:35 PM (RcMUX)

66
Yeah, I was wondering if we had any morons who are into feet.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor


Provided they are connected to other, more relevant bits, yes.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

67 Where did you find that old black and white pic of me playing chess?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 22, 2019 05:36 PM (RcMUX)

68 That Black and White pic.


I was not aware that Jerry Nadless plays chess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

69 Yeah, I was wondering if we had any morons who are into feet.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:34 PM (9ioAf)


Well I don't know about "into", but I can't think of a woman I've dated who didn't have 'em.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 05:37 PM (t+qrx)

70
I have meant to ask, OMuse, how's your shoulder doing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:37 PM (Wx/+I)

71 20
The Ukrainian girls are saying, "Life with drunken gopnik is miserable. I want nice American Moron to love."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Wx/+I)

They will pay you to marry them, 20 grand at least.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 05:38 PM (72spU)

72 The quote is also accurate.

I believe Nadless said something like that to the other Democrats when Hope Hicks reprimanded him on mis-speaking her name 3 times.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

73 How could any discriminating Moron mistake the chick in the dress under the Korean babe for Lindsay Lohan?

LL is a ginger with more freckles than the Milky Way has stars.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PmxFM)

74 I think Borat got Problem 1 at #8.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 05:38 PM (sdi6R)

75 I thought the picture of the blonde woman in 50's attire looked like something from "Mad Men".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2019 05:39 PM (ivkO2)

76
Yeah, I was wondering if we had any morons who are into feet.Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor

I don't leave the house without mine.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2019 05:40 PM (TAmPV)

77 Chess Thread Huzzah!

I will take the dresses from the Ukraine.

All three. I will bring all types of shoes....platforms, pumps, stilettos, cone heels, high heels, Lita's and Mary Janes to go with them too.

How do you say fourteen dollars in Ukrainian?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Z+IKu)

78 Yeah, I was wondering if we had any morons who are into feet.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:34 PM (9ioAf)
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I'm kinda partial to mine, so, I guess that counts.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 22, 2019 05:40 PM (WEBkv)

79 That chess player would make a great baby and home maker.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 05:40 PM (72spU)

80 More Challenging Problem.

1. Kc7 Ka7

Black does not have to move his pawn but if he does, he must make sure white does not queen with check (or a forced mate).

Black can also let white take the two pawns if he can force a drawn position. So white has to commit if he wants to win and black has to follow him to force a draw.

If 2. Kd6 f4

Black can start the race and both will queen. So.

2. Kc6 and now if white move towards the pawn he can catch the g pawn so black must start the race if he is going to do so.

But he doesn't have to. ????




Posted by: Borat at June 22, 2019 05:40 PM (vWMNq)

81 I say I'm from America or I say I'm from the U.S..

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 05:40 PM (5TmO/)

82
@realDonaldTrump

At the request of Democrats, I have delayed the Illegal Immigration Removal Process (Deportation) for two weeks to see if the Democrats and Republicans can get together and work out a solution to the Asylum and Loophole problems at the Southern Border. If not, Deportations start!

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Heavy sigh. Democrats and GOPers? Of *course* they'll work out a "solution."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (13CQC)

83
Alterante poat title:

Brooding Chick

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (JAi0L)

84

I complained about having no shoes until I met a woman who had no feet.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese secret proverb at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (aKsyK)

85
How could any discriminating Moron mistake the chick in the dress under the Korean babe for Lindsay Lohan?


She has the same facial features and build pre boob job

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (TAmPV)

86 the women in green define the term "lady" in the old school sense. So beautiful, elegant and classy.

Posted by: vivi at June 22, 2019 05:43 PM (11H2y)

87 I have meant to ask, OMuse, how's your shoulder doing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 22, 2019 05:37 PM (Wx/+I)


About the same. At this point, it's not going to get appreciably better than the approx. 50% range-of-motion I have now. The orthopedic surgeon thinks he can get me an additional 20% (maybe) by doing an additional surgery to reposition where the prosthetic device is situated, but we're talking about another month of flat-on-my-back recovery, and so I decided it isn't worth it. I will live with what I have.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:44 PM (9ioAf)

88 @realDonaldTrump



At the request of Democrats, I have delayed the Illegal Immigration
Removal Process (Deportation) for two weeks to see if the Democrats and
Republicans can get together and work out a solution to the Asylum and
Loophole problems at the Southern Border. If not, Deportations start!


Ah, so that's the reason for the "deporting millions" statement. One thing is for sure, Trump knows how to prepare the battlefield.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:45 PM (T6t7i)

89 Actually, Anastasia Gavrilova retired from competitive play at age 20, back in 2010, to concentrate on university. That picture of her was taken when she was seventeen, so mind your manners. I think she's on Facebook but there are a to of Anastasia Gavrilova's, most of them about the same age as the former WFM.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 22, 2019 05:45 PM (SH7Tr)

90 I complained about having no shoes until I met a woman who had no feet
Posted by: Ancient Chinese secret proverb


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CHINESE PRACTICED FOOT BINDING UNTIL THE REVOLUTION.

ACTUALLY MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 22, 2019 05:45 PM (ykYG2)

91 >>>Heavy sigh. Democrats and GOPers? Of *course* they'll work out a "solution."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (13CQC)
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It's cool, he's playing them.

Hey, I asked them to work it out and they did nothing. Nothing.
This is a campaign promise and I'm keeping my word. I wish they'd done it, I really do.
Fire 'em up boys.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (5TmO/)

92 86 the women in green define the term "lady" in the old school sense. So beautiful, elegant and classy.
Posted by: vivi at June 22, 2019 05:43 PM (11H2y)

--Dunno about the one in the hoodie.

She might cut a bitch.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (PmxFM)

93 75 I thought the picture of the blonde woman in 50's attire looked like something from "Mad Men".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2019 05:39 PM (ivkO2)


Yes, that's who it is. I've got a few more pics from 'Mad Men' I'll be posting in the coming weeks.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9ioAf)

94 weaselzippers.us/Trump is delaying deportations for two weeks to work on deal with democrats

Everyone knows trying to play with the Democrats nicely is a fool's errand, so what could possibly come out of this?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (BbGew)

95 I love the Ukrainian costumes.

My late husband was Ukrainian.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (TdMsT)

96
I wouldn't want to be keeping house in that first dress. I mean sure, you could sweep the floors just by walking around, but that no-breathee waist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 05:47 PM (13CQC)

97 63:Yeah, I was wondering if we had any morons who are into feet.

got a problem with that......?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 22, 2019 05:47 PM (RcMUX)

98 That picture of her was taken when she was seventeen, so mind your manners.


I don't care what age she is, she's gorgeous. And smart. Which is synonymous.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

99 ACTUALLY MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 22, 2019 05:45 PM (ykYG2)


BEN ROETHLISBERGER TRIED TO MAKE A JOKE BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT NOW WE'RE ALL A LITTLE SAD.

Posted by: BEN METAROETHLISBERGER at June 22, 2019 05:48 PM (t+qrx)

100 Someday we're going to have to have a discussion about darts if anyone here is going to reproduce some of those dresses.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at June 22, 2019 05:48 PM (BVQ+1)

101 Alterante poat title:

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (JAi0L)


I love poats.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:48 PM (9ioAf)

102 91 It's cool, he's playing them.



It makes very little difference. Except for the folks over at VDare who will be grinding their teeth due to the further 2 week delay.


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 05:48 PM (vWMNq)

103 Ah,
so that's the reason for the "deporting millions" statement. One thing
is for sure, Trump knows how to prepare the battlefield.


Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:45 PM

---

I read your book you magnificent bastard!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie George Patton at June 22, 2019 05:49 PM (JUOKG)

104 93 75 I thought the picture of the blonde woman in 50's attire looked like something from "Mad Men".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 22, 2019 05:39 PM (ivkO2)

Yes, that's who it is. I've got a few more pics from 'Mad Men' I'll be posting in the coming weeks.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9ioAf)

--January Jones

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:49 PM (PmxFM)

105 82
@realDonaldTrump

At the request of Democrats, I have delayed the Illegal Immigration Removal Process (Deportation) for two weeks to see if the Democrats and Republicans can get together and work out a solution to the Asylum and Loophole problems at the Southern Border. If not, Deportations start!




Who says that you can't heard cats? Watch, listen, and learn!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

106 Actually,
Anastasia Gavrilova retired from competitive play at age 20, back in
2010, to concentrate on university. That picture of her was taken when
she was seventeen, so mind your manners. I think she's on Facebook but
there are a to of Anastasia Gavrilova's, most of them about the same age
as the former WFM.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 22, 2019 05:45 PM (SH7Tr)


So she's 29 now. Just like all of us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 05:50 PM (WJUXr)

107 So, has a woman ever been ranked in the top 100 chess players in the world?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 22, 2019 05:51 PM (m79Dg)

108
I'm not so much concerned about picking up the illegals. Hell, keep 'em running.

It's that the Uniparty might actually produce a "solution" to the asylum and loophole problems (i.e., grant everyone asylum and expand all loopholes out to infinity).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 05:51 PM (13CQC)

109 First one is easy, just take with the knight to fork with check and you have a rook mate.

Second one...King to D7? You should be able to outrun the pawn. It can't move two squares because that gives you a passed pawn after it takes.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 05:51 PM (uR+Od)

110 Democrats will not lift a finger to help Trump or deport the most despicable illegal

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

111 I think Judith Polgar was in the Top 100 before.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 05:51 PM (uR+Od)

112 You're an illegal with a deportation order in hand.

You have #2weeks to get out of Dodge.

Hit the road.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 05:52 PM (fyf7W)

113 Two weeks delay of physical removal because Democrats. lel

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 05:53 PM (72spU)

114 22 Does anyone remember the name of the band that ace used to use pics of to trick us into clicking links? Two guys mooshing on each other. Something like 'Uptown Boys'?
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 22, 2019 05:21 PM (g7lkO)
----
The London Boys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uogfIXLq6io

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kQs4Y)

115 Hi broseidon.

I hope you are well. Please be kind to yourself. And remember to be kind to others.

Please go do some volunteer work. It will help your heart fill with love.

Smooches.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 05:54 PM (ZK5Af)

116 My bot PDT has made 2 decisions in the last 24 hours that perplex me: Not bombing Iran and suspending round ups and deportations for 2 weeks. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2019 05:54 PM (yWXpx)

117 94 weaselzippers.us/Trump is delaying deportations for two weeks to work on deal with democrats

Everyone knows trying to play with the Democrats nicely is a fool's errand, so what could possibly come out of this?
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (BbGew)


So Trump can say, "I tried to work with those butthole Democrats, but they were buttholes, so it wasn't possible. The mass deportations begin tomorrow. If you're in this country illegally, make sure your suitcase is packed."

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (9ioAf)

118 Nurse, How did the linen dress work?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (fyf7W)

119 94 weaselzippers.us/Trump is delaying deportations for two weeks to work on deal with democrats

Everyone knows trying to play with the Democrats nicely is a fool's errand, so what could possibly come out of this?
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 05:46 PM (B

Memes
Blaming the Dems
Moar Memes

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (72spU)

120 110
Democrats will not lift a finger to help Trump


I don't recall him asking for help from them.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (T6t7i)

121 Why is it that these chess-playing women don't have tattoos and pink/green hair?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (U2TY5)

122 Hey nurse.

Probably not quite in a volunteering mood yet but I've been better today. Friends are in town and we went to an Indians game, doing DND tonight.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 05:56 PM (uR+Od)

123 Memes

Blaming the Dems

Moar Memes

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today


Correct. He knows there's nothing he can do to get them to act intelligently, so he's using them as a foil.

Posted by: pep at June 22, 2019 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

124 anyone happen to see Joe Biden flapping his gums a little while ago? He sounded like he was so eager to not sound sleepy that he washed down a couple of no-doze with three or four coffees.

usual middle of the road Dem crap. End school to prison pipeline. Restore all rights to ex-cons (except guns). Ban assault weapons. Expand obamacare. You know, everything except change the national motto from "E Pluribus Unum" to "Free Stuff for Everyone"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 22, 2019 05:56 PM (ZqRa6)

125 Those Ukraine girls...

Well I was going to quote the song then I thought I'd check if anyone had. I sometimes forget what Horde this is.

It was always "the" Ukraine until sometime recently when it wanted a new name, Dad. And I wonder whose idea it was because I just checked and it's still die Ukraine in German and l'Ukraine in French.




Also Betty Draper was such a hottie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (fuK7c)

126 111
I think Judith Polgar was in the Top 100 before.


She was 8th at her peak (select July 2005) at this page:

https://2700chess.com/top20-for-any-month

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (vWMNq)

127

Climate change protesters have been arrested after they blocked traffic outside the New York Times building.

The protesters from the group Extinction Rebellion hung banners on the skyscraper in midtown Manhattan on Saturday and on the outside of the Port Authority Bus Terminal across the street.

A journalist saw more than two dozen protesters arrested after they lay down on Eighth Avenue and blocked traffic. A police spokesman said he had no information on the number of arrests.

A spokeswoman for Extinction Rebellion, Eve Mosher, says the group wants the media to report on "the climate emergency" so that "people can start pushing for more radical responses."

A Times spokeswoman said in an email that no national news organization devotes more resources to covering climate change than the Times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

128 I thought the deporting millions statement thing was genius....in the panic to avoid the boot, illegals would hightail it to the nearest sancturary city.

But he went with the negotiate more with congress. Oh well.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (99Nt9)

129 Second one...King to D7? You should be able to outrun the pawn. It can't move two squares because that gives you a passed pawn after it takes.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 05:51 PM (uR+Od)


See my #45.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (9ioAf)

130 I think Judith is considered the best female player ever, though. Her sister may also have been Top 100. Actually many women were likely Top 100.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 05:58 PM (uR+Od)

131 Democrats will not lift a finger to help Trump

I don't recall him asking for help from them.
Posted by: pep
--------

As we all know, their lust for power transcends any concern for the actual well-being of the country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 05:59 PM (U2TY5)

132 I was disappointed in Tump's two week postponement and the inevitable Democrat bullshittery until I thought it might be a good thing to hammer the Dems on in his campaign.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 05:59 PM (kQs4Y)

133 121 Why is it that these chess-playing women don't have tattoos and pink/green hair?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (U2TY5)

--Because they're smart?

I bet not many of them have illegitimate children. either.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:59 PM (PmxFM)

134 There was always going to be an uproar about these deportations. PDT is once again laying the opportunity at the doorstep of Congress.

They will fail and he can once again be the Statesman for trying.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 06:00 PM (fyf7W)

135 Ben Had - email incoming.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2019 06:01 PM (MVjcR)

136 121 Why is it that these chess-playing women don't have tattoos and pink/green hair?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 05:55 PM (U2TY5)


Actually, some of them do.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:01 PM (9ioAf)

137 They will fail and he can once again be the Statesman for trying.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 06:00 PM (fyf7W)

Yes but if I drop dead in a week and 1/2 I will miss that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2019 06:01 PM (yWXpx)

138 132: Yep, let's give the two weeks to lawyer up or hide. This should have started 1/17, not 2 years out. I'm livid

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:01 PM (U7k5w)

139 A Times spokeswoman said in an email that no national news organization devotes more resources to covering climate change than the Times.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------

"We should be eaten last!" - NYT spokesweasel to eco-Nazi alligator

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 06:01 PM (KoKdw)

140 127
A spokeswoman for Extinction Rebellion, Eve Mosher, says the group wants the media to report on "the climate emergency" so that "people can start pushing for more radical responses."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)


i.e., full-bore Communism.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:02 PM (sdi6R)

141 Ben Had!

Linen is great! I got a couple pieces and wore them a lot. Thanks for the advice.

Insom is a lovely host. We had a wonderful time together. It's hard being home again though.

How are you doing?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:02 PM (ZK5Af)

142 141 Ben Had!

Linen is great! I got a couple pieces and wore them a lot. Thanks for the advice.

Insom is a lovely host. We had a wonderful time together. It's hard being home again though.

How are you doing?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:02 PM (ZK5Af)


Nurse! I'm so glad you and Insom had a wonderful time! It just makes my day.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 06:03 PM (TdMsT)

143 Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:02 PM (ZK5Af)
---------
How did the Florida bugs and humidity treat you?

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2019 06:03 PM (MVjcR)

144 NGU, you drop dead in 1 1/2 weeks you'll feel a lot worse about missing your wake.

The whole of Hordedom will turn out.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 06:04 PM (fyf7W)

145 Yes but if I drop dead in a week and 1/2 I will miss that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----------

You missed the Sugary Cereal thread. Presumptuously, I acted in your stead and recommended a steady diet of such.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 06:04 PM (KoKdw)

146 OM, let me grab a board and try it. I'm probably missing something.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 06:05 PM (uR+Od)

147 Broseiden,

Friends and goofy games are just the right thing. You're a great guy. Try not to be harsh.

Things will work out for you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:05 PM (ZK5Af)

148 134: He should have started big deportations 2 years ago. We've waited long enough

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:06 PM (U7k5w)

149 Good evening.

I wonder how Kate Middleton stays so thin after having 3 children.






Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 06:06 PM (htgmn)

150 149: A private chef and plenty of domestic help.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (U7k5w)

151 127
A spokeswoman for Extinction Rebellion, Eve Mosher, says the group wants the media to report on "the climate emergency" so that "people can start pushing for more radical responses."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

i.e., full-bore Communism.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:02 PM (sdi6R)


'Global warming' is just a massive wealth redistribution scam. They've admitted this on multiple occasions.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (9ioAf)

152 Was it Groucho Marx who said something about missing his own wake? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (yWXpx)

153 A spokeswoman for Extinction Rebellion, Eve Mosher, says the group wants the media to report on "the climate emergency" so that "people can start pushing for more radical responses."
-----
My radical response would be mulching the members of Extinction Rebellion.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (iB1oa)

154 129. See my #45.

Ok, so try:

1. Kc7 (threatens check on queening)
... Ka7
2. Kd6 Kb7
3. Ke5 Kc7
4. Kf6 Kd6
5. Kxf7 Kd7
6. Kf6 Ke8

so from here it's a standard won end-game for white ... or is it a draw?

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (vWMNq)

155 Jenna Coleman was in Dr Whoand got promoted to being Queen Victoria

After dying everywhen, then being made undead.

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (FhXTo)

156
I was disappointed in Tump's two week postponement and the inevitable
Democrat bullshittery until I thought it might be a good thing to hammer
the Dems on in his campaign.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 05:59 PM

---

Trump is playing the long game here. He is in a perfect position now. The dems asked him to stop the deportations and he agreed if they come to the bargaining table. When they don't he can hammer them 24/7 until November 2020 and all he loses is two weeks. Which is a good thing because the DHS head leaked the raids to the press anyway.


It's all in the book he wrote called the art of the deal.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 22, 2019 06:08 PM (JUOKG)

157 Weasel!

It was hotter than hell! And Insom said it wasn't even all that bad. Bugs weren't awful, but I suspect the monsoon rains every afternoon helped out.

We walked into his little township and got ice cream cones our last day. It was so sweet!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ZK5Af)

158 Nurse, I am so glad that you and Insom had a great time, I've been lurking around here quite a bit lately and I have enjoyed your story. Your travel on the plane home with the Buzz Lightyear wielding kid had me laughing out loud on Friday.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 22, 2019 06:08 PM (a4EWo)

159 149 We use to say
By doing laps around the bed so as not to have 4

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:09 PM (BbGew)

160 @realDonaldTrump



At the request of Democrats, I have delayed the Illegal Immigration
Removal Process (Deportation) for two weeks to see if the Democrats and
Republicans can get together and work out a solution to the Asylum and
Loophole problems at the Southern Border. If not, Deportations start!



------



Heavy sigh. Democrats and GOPers? Of *course* they'll work out a "solution."


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 05:41 PM (13CQC)

If working out a "solution" equates to passing legislation Trump is OK with, they actually have less time than 2 weeks; the House and Senate are scheduled to be in session this upcoming week but out of session the entire week of the 4th of July. Since the 4th is on a Thursday, if needed they could cancel part of the recess week if they got something figured out that could get through both places. But Trump is pretty much setting things up that if the House Dems go home for that recess week he'll chide them for not being serious about the situation.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:09 PM (ZEsGh)

161 And that's not Grace Kelly.

I think she was most beautiful in "To Catch a
Thief" with Cary Grant. Classy look.

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 06:09 PM (K22Va)

162 156: Why stall 2 years on deportations? The mess is bigger than ever, and part of it is the lack of expulsions

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:09 PM (U7k5w)

163 130 Actually many women were likely Top 100.


Very few. Only Yifan Hou right now.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vWMNq)

164 68 That Black and White pic.

I was not aware that Jerry Nadless plays chess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)


Nadless wishes he actually looked that good. :-)

Posted by: Lump at June 22, 2019 06:11 PM (OxAX6)

165 160: Ooooh, a chiding. He should just do it, they have exhausted legal remedies, it's past time for removals.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:11 PM (U7k5w)

166 Ukrainian girls (left and right) look like twins. The one in the center, older sister, maybe.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 22, 2019 06:12 PM (RZWC0)

167 Lol Debby.

That little kid got what was coming to him.

His mom picked him up to get him off the plane after we landed and bashed his head on the overhead baggage holder.

I chuckled and before I could stop myself said, "well, no Mother of the Year Award for you!"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:12 PM (ZK5Af)

168 Let it snow.

Let it snow.

Let it snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHAYlpfpwwU

Posted by: Marooned at June 22, 2019 06:13 PM (8hRlF)

169 154
Ok, so try:

1. Kc7 (threatens check on queening)
... Ka7
2. Kd6 Kb7
3. Ke5 Kc7
4. Kf6 Kd6
5. Kxf7 Kd7
6. Kf6 Ke8

so from here it's a standard won end-game for white ... or is it a draw?

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (vWMNq)


White has to be very, very careful not to let Black get away with a stalemate. I tried playing this out and that's what happened.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:13 PM (sdi6R)

170 Vendette, I forgot about the recess. PDT can pound the hell out of the Dems while giving a July 4th speech at the Lincoln Memorial.

Timing is everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 06:14 PM (fyf7W)

171 160: Ooooh, a chiding. He should just do it, they have exhausted legal remedies, it's past time for removals.



Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:11 PM (U7k5w)

OK, so "chiding" was too gentle; "beat the Dems over the head with it" would be more accurate.
I'm not defending what he's done, but just pointing out that if this is so important to the Dems, they'll be willing to stay in town to figure something out.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ZEsGh)

172 157 Weasel!

It was hotter than hell! And Insom said it wasn't even all that bad. Bugs weren't awful, but I suspect the monsoon rains every afternoon helped out.

We walked into his little township and got ice cream cones our last day. It was so sweet!!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ZK5Af)
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Glad to hear you didn't melt or get bug bit. What kind of sweet ice cream? I m a fan of mint chocolate chip.

Posted by: Weasel at June 22, 2019 06:14 PM (MVjcR)

173 It looks to me like the girl on the right is not the same one as in the other photos.


They're all Betty Draper.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 06:15 PM (fuK7c)

174 It's all in the book he wrote called the art of the deal.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 22, 2019 06:08 PM (JUOKG)
-----------------------


And he's on our side!

Put him in your prayers, always.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:16 PM (5TmO/)

175 169 White
has to be very, very careful not to let Black get away with a
stalemate. I tried playing this out and that's what happened.


I think it's a draw with the white pawn on g5 and the black king ahead but with the pawn on g4, white can insert g4-g5 to gain the opposition at a critical point ...

I don't know my end-games well enough since I'm not good enough yet for it to matter. If I improve, I'll have to start learning the standard ones.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:17 PM (vWMNq)

176 154
Ok, so try:
1. Kc7 (threatens check on queening)
... Ka7
2. Kd6 Kb7
3. Ke5 Kc7
4. Kf6 Kd6
5. Kxf7 Kd7
6. Kf6 Ke8
so from here it's a standard won end-game for white ... or is it a draw?


If 2.Kd6, then Black immediately pushes to f5 and the resulting pawn race results in a draw. You can get a better outcome.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:17 PM (9ioAf)

177 No bonus Melania today.


I was getting spoiled.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at June 22, 2019 06:18 PM (h7sWp)

178 149 Good evening.

I wonder how Kate Middleton stays so thin after having 3 children.

Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 06:06 PM (htgmn)

The Mr. O'Spades diet.

Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2019 06:18 PM (cF8AT)

179 Interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s71Em_Po2ZY

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:19 PM (5TmO/)

180
I think we can blame Ivanka for the 2 week postponement. She's a shithead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 06:19 PM (JAi0L)

181 176 You can get a better outcome.

I suspect

1. Kc7 Ka7
2. Kc6 Ka6
3. Kd5 ...

But black does not have to play Ka6 ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:20 PM (vWMNq)

182 I would let that girl in the top pic win. Indeed I would.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:20 PM (gC2IV)

183 No more tornadoes this year.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:21 PM (5TmO/)

184 182
I would let that girl in the top pic win. Indeed I would.


I wish I were good enough to "let her win".

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:22 PM (vWMNq)

185 Melaniapalooza!

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/ politics/g3303/melania-trump-first-lady-style/

(Remove space)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 06:22 PM (kQs4Y)

186 180: That makes sense. I'm fucking sick of this neverending take your daughter to work day.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:22 PM (U7k5w)

187 I would let that girl in the top pic win. Indeed I would.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
---------

'let' ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 06:22 PM (U7Mh9)

188
I would let that girl in the top pic win. Indeed I would.


I wish I were good enough to "let her win".

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:22 PM (vWMNq)

---------

Heh. She waould have me checkmated in two moves. I would simply make myself feel better by telling myself I let her do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

189 I thought I was coming up with a way for White to avoid the stalemate, then OM had to go and mention f5. Now I'm trying to figure out how to avoid that.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

190 Okay, playing it on a board I think that Kd7 cant force a mate, it seems like black can block the pawn promotion with the king or at least cause a stalemate.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 06:25 PM (uR+Od)

191 as opposed to Sell Their Daughter To The Turk Day

Posted by: the Algerians at June 22, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

192 171: Time enough to assemble judges, lawyers, and crying children infomercials. Should have started 2 years ago.The border is as leaky as ever and now they're coming in from Africs. This immigration thing is something of a fail, imo.And I'm still waiting for FBI indictments....I am feeling conned today, the donks won't budge till deportations happen, and they should have been happening daily

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:26 PM (U7k5w)

193 I think we can blame Ivanka for the 2 week postponement. She's a shithead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 06:19 PM (JAi0L)


I disagree. Trump has made it clear over the past two years, IMHO, that he's opposed to the whole "imperial presidency" and wants Congress to do its job. My guess is that the Dems and GOP said, "hold on, we're going back to the table" and so he's agreed to hold off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 22, 2019 06:26 PM (SgjGX)

194 Old people's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifUaZQL8pc

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:26 PM (5TmO/)

195 182 I would let that girl in the top pic win. Indeed I would.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:20 PM (gC2IV)


Heh...

She would crush you like a bug.

(She would crush me like a bug, too).

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (9ioAf)

196
PDT is once again laying the opportunity at the doorstep of Congress.

They will fail and he can once again be the Statesman for trying.
Posted by: Ben Had

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When was the last time he did that and won something? Serious question. I remember he "caved" to Nancy Pelosi on immigration before, but I can't remember the exact action he didn't do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (13CQC)

197

Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.

The Miami Herald reports 33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her. It did not reach her. There were no jurors present during Friday's incident.

Jurors subsequently acquitted him of the burglary charge. The newspaper says he still faces another trial in a grand theft auto case.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (aKsyK)

198 Good lord Jenna Coleman is pretty...

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (MffEX)

199 But black does not have to play Ka6 ...
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:20 PM (vWMNq)


Hmmm...

What would you suggest instead?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (9ioAf)

200 198 Good lord Jenna Coleman is pretty...
Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (MffEX)


Right?

I posted a couple of Jenna pics on the rant thread a few days ago. I hope you saw them.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:28 PM (9ioAf)

201 188
Heh. She waould have me checkmated in two moves. I would simply make myself feel better by telling myself I let her do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)


Fun fact: It actually is possible for a chess game to end in two moves.

1. f3 e5
2. g4 Qh4#

If you want White to win, it has to go 3 moves.

1. e4 f6
2. d4 g5
3. Qh5#

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

202 Well OM said theres no pawn race but it seems like you'd want to keep the black king on the back row so that a passed pawn would check.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 06:30 PM (uR+Od)

203 193 I think we can blame Ivanka for the 2 week postponement. She's a shithead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 06:19 PM (JAi0L)

I disagree. Trump has made it clear over the past two years, IMHO, that he's opposed to the whole "imperial presidency" and wants Congress to do its job. My guess is that the Dems and GOP said, "hold on, we're going back to the table" and so he's agreed to hold off.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 22, 2019 06:26 PM (SgjGX)

=======

This, right here. I though we on the right were against the idea of an imperial presidency, that we wanted Congress to get off their ass and legislate. Well, this is what it looks like. Oh, and if you want to cherrypick issues where you don't want it, well, the other side gets to do that as well.

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:31 PM (MffEX)

204 @48 Melania >>>> Japanese empress. I'm sure she wasn't expecting to be compared to a supermodel at this point. Looks nice, though.

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I'm pretty sure that Shinzo Abe's wife, not the Empress.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:31 PM (Fp6vo)

205 That town and country is so full of script it froze the browser. Damn.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:32 PM (5TmO/)

206 @48
Melania >>>> Japanese empress. I'm sure she wasn't
expecting to be compared to a supermodel at this point. Looks nice,
though.



-------------------



I'm pretty sure that Shinzo Abe's wife, not the Empress.



Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:31 PM (Fp6vo)

That's correct; the lady is Mrs. Abe.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:33 PM (ZEsGh)

207 198 What would you suggest instead?


It's not so much suggesting as trying every possibility. Kb8 is a possibility ... black does not have to start the pawn race if he can get to e8 to protect the f7 pawn, which should be a draw.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:34 PM (vWMNq)

208 203: And what is imperial aboutvdeporting those for whom there are final deportations orders? That is simple enforcement. not l'etat, c'est moi.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:35 PM (U7k5w)

209 200 198 Good lord Jenna Coleman is pretty...
Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (MffEX)

Right?

I posted a couple of Jenna pics on the rant thread a few days ago. I hope you saw them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:28 PM (9ioAf)

======

I think she's just as gorgeous as Karen Gillian, just in a different way. Unfortunately, no. Been busy with a Step 3 prep course.

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:35 PM (MffEX)

210 Oh, ok. Another round of Strip Chess. Just not outside this time. I burn easily.

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 06:36 PM (R+3Am)

211 Akie Abe, yeah, she's a good looking first lady and comports herself well.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:37 PM (5TmO/)

212 209 Karen Gillian,



Do you mean Gillan (dr who) ?


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

213 Jenna Fischer is cuter than Jenna Coleman.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 06:37 PM (PmxFM)

214 The Mr. O'Spades diet.
Posted by: Tami at June 22, 2019 06:18 PM (cF8AT)

Anorexia FTW!

Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 06:37 PM (htgmn)

215 Karen Gillan is cuter than Ian Gillan ... I suppose Elton John might differ ...


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:38 PM (vWMNq)

216 @108 It's that the Uniparty might actually produce a "solution" to the asylum and loophole problems (i.e., grant everyone asylum and expand all loopholes out to infinity).

-----------------


Boehner twice during Obama's second term tried to push an immigration "fix" that relied on asylum for those already here. Both times the base revolted and he was forced to back down. Getting enough votes for a veto-proof majority for an asylum bill would, I suspect, be impossible even in the House.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:39 PM (Fp6vo)

217 212 209 Karen Gillian,



Do you mean Gillan (dr who) ?


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

=======

Yeah, always forget its one I not two.

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:40 PM (MffEX)

218 That's correct; the lady is Mrs. Abe.


Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:33 PM (ZEsGh)

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You can't fool me, there's no way that's Mary Todd Lincoln!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:40 PM (gC2IV)

219
The very new Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, is proposing a law that eliminates the special protections that the social media platforms have if they choose to continue to discriminate against conservative communication.


Want to keep your special immunities? They would have to prove it, with an independent study to validate it, or you will be held to the same standard as any broadcaster that smears false news and get sued.

As Tucker pointed out, no other organization has this special immunity, including news networks. But the online platforms do have it.

Hawley is calling BS.




So Hawley's bill will bring a level playing field to the Twatters, Facedbacks, Goolags, and Instagroins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZGaFDy4xSo


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

220 211 Akie Abe, yeah, she's a good looking first lady and comports herself well.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 06:37 PM (5TmO/)

=====

Is it me or is she about as tall as Melania (who is a freaking skyscraper compared to the average Japanese lady.)

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:41 PM (MffEX)

221 219
The very new Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, is proposing a law that eliminates the special protections that the social media platforms have if they choose to continue to discriminate against conservative communication.


Want to keep your special immunities? They would have to prove it, with an independent study to validate it, or you will be held to the same standard as any broadcaster that smears false news and get sued.

As Tucker pointed out, no other organization has this special immunity, including news networks. But the online platforms do have it.

Hawley is calling BS.




So Hawley's bill will bring a level playing field to the Twatters, Facedbacks, Goolags, and Instagroins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZGaFDy4xSo


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

======

It's DOA in the house, but it's damn good positioning for the furure.

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:43 PM (MffEX)

222 I think I've found a way for White to win a pawn race:

1. Kd8 f5
2. gxf5 g4
3. f6 g3
4. f7 g2
5. f8=Q g1=Q
6. Kc7+ Ka7
7. Qa3#

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

223 You can't fool me, there's no way that's Mary Todd Lincoln!



Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:40 PM (gC2IV)


Is it me or is she about as tall as Melania (who is a freaking skyscraper compared to the average Japanese lady.)



Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:41 PM (MffEX)

Notice they're both wearing flats.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ZEsGh)

224 Lots of newly minted war hawks on the left recently.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:44 PM (gC2IV)

225 Notice they're both wearing flats.
Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ZEsGh)


And they both look very sharp in flats.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

226 Kurt, please be our Supreme Leader. I trust your judgement.

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 06:45 PM (R+3Am)

227 @220 Is it me or is she about as tall as Melania (who is a freaking skyscraper compared to the average Japanese lady.)

-----------------

She looks several inches shorter to me.

Come to think of it, the female Japanese national that I know best is likely taller than Mrs. Abe is.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:46 PM (Fp6vo)

228 Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (aKsyK)


"That's a bold strategy, Tom. Let's see if it pays off."

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:46 PM (9ioAf)

229 223 You can't fool me, there's no way that's Mary Todd Lincoln!



Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 06:40 PM (gC2IV)


Is it me or is she about as tall as Melania (who is a freaking skyscraper compared to the average Japanese lady.)



Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:41 PM (MffEX)

Notice they're both wearing flats.
Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ZEsGh)

======

Huh, so they are. So Mrs. Abe really is tall for a Japanese lady (notice she's stooping slightly.)

Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:47 PM (MffEX)

230
Lots of newly minted war hawks on the left recently.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


It's the old switcheroo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

231 And they both look very sharp in flats.




Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)


*Shakes head*
(Addendum: Mrs. A isn't standing up fully straight.)

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 06:47 PM (ZEsGh)

232 I just read "pawn race" as "prawn race".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2Ief4kjrI

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t+qrx)

233 Is it me or is she about as tall as Melania (who is a freaking skyscraper compared to the average Japanese lady.)
Posted by: Jackal at June 22, 2019 06:41 PM (MffEX)

--Not quite as tall, but pretty tall --both seem to be shoeless according to Japanese tradition.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PmxFM)

234 228 Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 06:27 PM (aKsyK)

"That's a bold strategy, Tom. Let's see if it pays off."

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:46 PM (9ioAf)


And Philidor was the name of a top 18th Century French chess player. I don't know if he won his games by flinging poo at his opponent.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

235 Mrs. Trump and Mrs. Abe were also shown together in the Chess Thread at the start of the month.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/381604.php#381604

The picture's all the way down at the bottom.

As usual, warnings about posting in old threads apply.

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Fp6vo)

236 222
I think I've found a way for White to win a pawn race:



1. Kd8 f5

but black can wait a move.

1. Kd8 Kb7
2. Ke8 (or e7) f5

now there's no check.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:52 PM (vWMNq)

237 I read your book you magnificent bastard!!!!!{osted by: Zombie George Patton at June 22, 2019 05:49 PM (JUOKG)

His book is called The America We Deserve, written in 1999

Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 06:52 PM (hSQmw)

238 236
but black can wait a move.

1. Kd8 Kb7
2. Ke8 (or e7) f5

now there's no check.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:52 PM (vWMNq)


Yeah, I don't think that's the real solution. But now I don't see how to prevent a pawn race.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

239 Why are monkeys on trial in Florida anyway?
And whose ide was to have a trial at a zoo?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

240 "the deportation of illegals here with deportation orders will continue unabated whether congress fixes the scam asylum loophole or not. These are court ordered deportations, and if our citizens must obey court orders, certainly illegal aliens must be forced to comply."


there, I fixed it .. someone tell Trump, and remind him why he was elected. Or is the NY AG or someone else out of the DeepState blackmailing Trump's family? hard to tell ... record illegal invasion continues faster than ever.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Cus5s)

241 (who is a freaking skyscraper compared to the average Japanese lady.)


Not sure about "average Japanese lady" anymore. They've grown since they got real food.

Most of the Japanese men I've known are taller than I and I'm over 6'.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 06:54 PM (fuK7c)

242 They applauded sending $1.4 billion in unmarked bills but now they're upset at a measly $.14 billion going up in smoke?!

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2019 06:57 PM (QrTqV)

243 @241 Most of the Japanese men I've known are taller than I and I'm over 6'.

-----------------

I've never bumped into particularly tall Japanese or Korean men (though as I mentioned above, I do have a fairly tall female Japanese friend). But I have met a few Chinese men that might have done well in the NBA (though not as tall as Yao Ming).

Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Fp6vo)

244 197 The Miami Herald reports ...


The daily-mail reported that he *ate* some of it.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 06:58 PM (vWMNq)

245 A spokeswoman for Extinction Rebellion, Eve Mosher, says the group wants the media to report on "the climate emergency" so that "people can start pushing for more radical responses."
-----
My radical response would be mulching the members of Extinction Rebellion.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (iB1oa)

Yup.......call in the Scoops!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

246 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/381604.php#381604
The picture's all the way down at the bottom.

As usual, warnings about posting in old threads apply.
Posted by: junior at June 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Fp6vo)


Yeah, but today's pic is TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 06:59 PM (9ioAf)

247 Hogmartin, how did it go at the range?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 06:59 PM (kQs4Y)

248 238 I don't see how to prevent a pawn race.


If white gets to d5 then the pawn race fails for black but he has other options (such as getting the K to e6/7/8 to protect the pawn.

I'm just waiting for the solution at this point. It's too much for me to work out in my head.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 07:00 PM (vWMNq)

249 Solutions up.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:01 PM (9ioAf)

250 Hogmartin, how did it go at the range?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 06:59 PM (kQs4Y)


Well, thanks! Got to meet noted author and renowned star of stage and screen A.H. Lloyd, which was nice. He brought some neat stuff which I'll let him mention at his discretion. I just brought the two 9mms. Just finished cleaning them and am now contemplating dinner.

Did you get much reading done?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

251 240: Precisely. FAIL. People can bang on about " bargaining chips " forever. but they're useless unless you use your powers of enforcement. so far people with final deportations orders are sitting pretty and laughing at us. Why wouldn't they?

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:04 PM (U7k5w)

252 only 10% show up for their (2 year later) hearings ... and if those few get orders to be deported ... nothing happens to them either ... good grief.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Cus5s)

253 244: Old jail and forensic unit trick. they also smear It on themselves and toss fifis

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:06 PM (U7k5w)

254
The left assured us that starting day one of the Trump administration the Trumpen Truppen would be smashing down doors and rounding up all of the poor "undocumented immigrants". What a disappointment so far

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 07:07 PM (qVcfe)

255 Movies or fish stories tonight?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:10 PM (BbGew)

256 255 Movies or fish stories tonight?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:10 PM (BbGew)


Fish. Bring your own tartar sauce.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:11 PM (9ioAf)

257 We could do fish movies

Spash

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:11 PM (BbGew)

258 I think they're planning on running this entire race under yellow flags. Greetings from Sears Point, morons.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:11 PM (1kzjW)

259 Aw, I wanna talk movies!

No offense, Bander!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:12 PM (kQs4Y)

260 We could do fish movies

Spash
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:11 PM (BbGew)


Do Jiro Dreams of Sushi and we can knock out movies, fish, and food in one thread.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

261 Nice solution to Problem 2.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

262 The Incredible Mr Limpet

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:13 PM (BbGew)

263 A Fish Called Wanda, duh.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

264 A River Runs Through It

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

265 Not happy about this latest move on immigration. As I understand it, the first wave is made up of people with active deportation orders, meaning their asylum claims have been adjudicated. They should go regardless of what congress does.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2019 07:14 PM (gC2IV)

266 260 We could do fish movies
Spash

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:11 PM (BbGew)


Jaws.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:15 PM (9ioAf)

267 Free Willy

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:16 PM (BbGew)

268 Congress has kicked this can down the road for years and now lets all be Trump is a failure for not deporting all these people.

Nobody Fucking Deported them .

I am so fucking glad that so many of you have never had to build a consensus of opinion. You are truly heros.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 07:16 PM (fyf7W)

269 Anybody see "City Island", about a small fishing community in the Bronx? Great little film with Andy Garcia, who I always thought should have been a bigger star.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)

270 Finding Nemo

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:18 PM (BbGew)

271 The Little Mermaid

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:18 PM (9ioAf)

272 Finding Free Willy.

Posted by: Shep! at June 22, 2019 07:18 PM (kQs4Y)

273
Mr. Limpet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 07:18 PM (qVcfe)

274
The Creature From the Black Lagoon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 07:19 PM (qVcfe)

275 A Fish Called Wanda

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at June 22, 2019 07:19 PM (K1IUD)

276 Grumpy Old Men (for the ice fishing).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:19 PM (kQs4Y)

277 That One Where Samuel L. Jackson Gets Eaten And It's The Only Good Part In The Whole Movie

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

278 Piranha.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (9ioAf)

279 If it was easy any Moron could do it.

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

280 Piranha

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

281 277 That One Where Samuel L. Jackson Gets Eaten And It's The Only Good Part In The Whole Movie
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)


Skull Island?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (9ioAf)

282 277 That One Where Samuel L. Jackson Gets Eaten And It's The Only Good Part In The Whole Movie
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

Black Snake Moan?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:21 PM (kQs4Y)

283 The Perfect Storm=go fishing and end up sleeping with the fishes.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 07:22 PM (fyf7W)

284 Freeing My Willy

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 07:22 PM (R+3Am)

285 Andrew Weissmann gets a book deal. We get deportations. Wait, sorry, No, just kidding!
No indictments either.

Posted by: Quilp at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (Bf3hj)

286 Sharknado (1,2,3,4,5, etc)

Posted by: Surfer Fin at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (K1IUD)

287 Fish movies:

JAWS I-IV

Old Man and the Sea

The Incredible Mr Limpet

Finding Nemo

A River Runs Through It (kinda sorta)

Dagon


That's about it.

...

...

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PhPlm)

288 Boy on a Dolphin

(i know, a dolphin isn't a fish, but someone linked pics of Sophia Loren earlier.)

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

289 Deep Blue Sea


Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PhPlm)

290 The One With Mutant Flying Piranha What Got Wings

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:24 PM (9ioAf)

291

Orca

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 07:24 PM (qVcfe)

292 Moby Dick

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:25 PM (BbGew)

293 "Objection: the defense has submitted turds not in evidence."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 07:25 PM (ykYG2)

294 There's a movie about fisherman on the tiny volcanic island of Stromboli (called Stromboli!). It looks very bleak.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:25 PM (kQs4Y)

295 Cooking with LL Cool J

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

296 Open Water

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (BbGew)

297 We walked into his little township and got ice cream cones our last day. It was so sweet!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ZK5Af)

Nurse, is it true that Insom is a stand-in for Florida Man when Florida Man is in jail?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (AZxMX)

298

The Deep ( I don't know if it has any fish but it has Jacqueline Bisset in a wet t-shirt)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (qVcfe)

299 I guess she got that ring despite the little mole on the back of her left earlobe. Some guys will accept any flaw as long as they know their way around a 'chessboard'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (qBNEP)

300 Ah the naughty librarian. In all my years I've never seen a librarian worth her naughty. Apparently rarer than Sasquatch.

Posted by: Samuel Lemons at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (VF9SE)

301
Fish Thread Saturday should be a very Special Event-

like when you ask your Grandma to fix Calf Brains and Scrambled Eggs for Easter Morning Breakfast.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:26 PM (PhPlm)

302 Dagon
Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PhPlm)


I've never seen this and I'm wondering if I should keep it that way.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)

303 The Blue Lagoon

mentalfloss.com/article/65248/10-things-
you-might-not-know-about-blue-lagoon

Posted by: Brooke Shields at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (K1IUD)

304 Is a pace car allowed to win NASCAR? Because it's the only car I've seen in the lead all damn day.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (1kzjW)

305 284
Freeing My Willy

... in the black lagoon.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (vWMNq)

306 In the Deep someone almost gets it from a moray eel

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)

307 I've never seen this and I'm wondering if I should keep it that way.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)
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The lead guy is annoying, but it has atmosphere and the reveal at the end is fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:28 PM (kQs4Y)

308 150 149: A private chef and plenty of domestic help.
Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 06:07 PM (U7k5w)

And a Guards Division Physical Fitness NCO for a personal trainer.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (MwFQu)

309 294 There's a movie about fisherman on the tiny volcanic island of Stromboli (called Stromboli!). It looks very bleak.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:25 PM (kQs4Y)


What are you, the fish movie whisperer?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (9ioAf)

310 The Old Man and the Sea.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (fyf7W)

311 Anaconda with Jon Voight

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (K22Va)

312

Does THE PERFECT STORM count as fishing movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (JAi0L)

313 If you're Kurt Eichenwald, I mean.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (kQs4Y)

314 Wait, is Moby Dick technically *not* a fish movie?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (9ioAf)

315
Poseidon Adventure?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 07:30 PM (JAi0L)

316 Boy on a Dolphin

(i know, a dolphin isn't a fish, but someone linked pics of Sophia Loren earlier.)




Crap. I missed Sophia pics? That'll teach me to ever go out in the world.

That's a spectacularly awful movie, btw, except for That Scene.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

317 Not sure about "average Japanese lady" anymore. They've grown since they got real food

The same happened in Portugal over the time we spent time there. The older generation were 5'4... among the men. Then I showed up there as a teenager and the teenaged Portuguese were 5'10 already.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

318 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Fish
This looks good

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:30 PM (BbGew)

319 What are you, the fish movie whisperer?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:29 PM (9ioAf)


She has a very particular set of skills.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:31 PM (t+qrx)

320
Black Stallion!

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 07:32 PM (JAi0L)

321 Dagon
Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PhPlm)

I've never seen this and I'm wondering if I should keep it that way.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)



It's not great.

some good parts.

Maybe worth a peek if you're a Lovecraft fan.

Iffy special efx though some okay

Plus! Early 2000's CGI!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:32 PM (PhPlm)

322 Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 07:16 PM (fyf7W)

Please not to note that you are discussing this with the Moron Horde where, by definition, everyone is well above average intellectually AND informed.


Yet...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 07:32 PM (AZxMX)

323 305 284
Freeing My Willy

... in the black lagoon.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 22, 2019 07:27 PM (vWMNq

... in the Blue Lagoon.
Only because of whatsername. You know, Jailbait. At least when the movie was made.
What was her name?

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 07:32 PM (hpGuc)

324 Well since we won't get a movie thread tonight, I'll just pass this along now.

Adam Savage visits the Stanley Kubrick exhibition:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Sloitb9Jg

(How many of you dressed up as Droogs for Halloween?)

Coolness! The Mitchell camera he bought to film the candlelit scenes of Barry Lyndon used special Zeiss lenses from NASA.

They mention the card catalog Stanley had with facts for the movie he planned to make about Napoleon. He had cards for every day of Nappy’s life, cross-referencing where he was and who was with him. Here is another video on his unfinished movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8t5JFeoesk

His choice to play Napoleon? Jack Nicholson!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:32 PM (kQs4Y)

325 Meanwhile, the average height of Americans is declining because of immigration.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

326 Black Stallion!

Old Yeller! lol

Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 07:33 PM (K22Va)

327 Movies? _ Just saw Gran Torino, I thought it was a Nick Cage chase movie. Damn, it is one of the best movies ever.

As far as fish movies goes it's JAWS.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 07:33 PM (5TmO/)

328 In the book Herman Medville the walers using the term fish for whales though they know they are not.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:33 PM (BbGew)

329 90's CGI is best worst CGI.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:34 PM (1kzjW)

330 Simon to the disciples. Cast the net off of the left side.

Greatest fishing story ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 07:34 PM (fyf7W)

331 268: Sorry, enforcement is NOT Congress' job. Yes, Obama didn't do it, but then he didn't campaign on deportation (although deportations are down under Trump). Orders of final deportation enforcement does not require a vote.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

332 Wait, is Moby Dick technically *not* a fish movie?


In the book Melville takes a detour and says "yes, I'm calling it a fish. I know it's warm blooded and breathes air and is a mammal but it lives in the ocean and it's a fish".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 07:35 PM (fuK7c)

333 Recently, "Dagon" was released on blu-ray.

Does establish a nice mood of dread.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 22, 2019 07:36 PM (PhPlm)

334 254: I wish they were right.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:36 PM (U7k5w)

335 Dammit. White flag was out. Now yellow AGAIN.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:36 PM (1kzjW)

336 WE GOT FISHY SIGN!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:37 PM (9ioAf)

337 Oh, what a tale a whale could tell if a whale had a tale to sing.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 22, 2019 07:37 PM (5TmO/)

338 CN, it requires a legislative solution for any lasting effect.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 07:37 PM (fyf7W)

339 Forrest Gump is a fish movie.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 07:38 PM (72spU)

340 Only because of whatsername. You know, Jailbait. At least when the movie was made.
What was her name?

Posted by: RI Red

No idea.

Posted by: Brooke Shields at June 22, 2019 07:38 PM (K1IUD)

341 WE GOT FISHY SIGN!!!


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at June 22, 2019 07:37 PM (9ioAf)

Aquarius?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2019 07:39 PM (K7Jo7)

342 268: He does not need a "consensus" to enforce final deportation orders. Even Obama did it.

The border is a mess and the stopping of legal deportations because Nancy wants you too, looks like weal Barnum and Bailey

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:39 PM (U7k5w)

343 90's CGI is best worst CGI.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:34 PM (1kzjW)


Back when I had cable (and when Syfy was Sci-Fi) I used to watch Sci-Fi original movies just for the abysmal CGI.

There was one weekend that had two movies in a row with Morena Baccarin, Adam Baldwin, and Jewel Staite. Getting second billing to execrable CGI monsters. And this was coming right off the Serenity/Firefly high, too. It was pretty surreal.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:39 PM (t+qrx)

344 The same happened in Portugal over the time we spent time there. The older generation were 5'4... among the men. Then I showed up there as a teenager and the teenaged Portuguese were 5'10 already.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)


On a related note, I was wandering the beaches with my father down Chesapeake Bay way many many moons ago and there were Portuguese fishermen still running open boats and catching fish there. The neat part, was my dad knew the captain of the boat and they started a conversation and we went home with incredible fish for dinner. The interesting part was these guys were all less than 5'6", but every one of them was wiry and tough as nails and you would not want to mess with any of them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 07:39 PM (AZxMX)

345 Here is a real time sink. BTH linked this yesterday and you wouldn't believe some of the bizarre critters that used to be found on the third stone from the sun:

https://twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaIs

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kQs4Y)

346 Against All Odds is on at 8pm

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)

347 340 Only because of whatsername. You know, Jailbait. At least when the movie was made.
What was her name?

Posted by: RI Red

No idea.
Posted by: Brooke Shields at June 22, 2019 07:38 PM (K1IUD

Well, duh.

Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 07:42 PM (+7fK4)

348 338: No, he can deport people with final deportation orders, until the border is closed (and I doubt it will be), sure they can try to come back (after a while that could get tiresome and pricey), but why let them stay and why not enforce the law? Maybe Ivanka wants to be sure all the little pepitos finish their school year, who knows? He stripped his gears and looks unserious.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:42 PM (U7k5w)

349 Finding Dory is on now of Freeform

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:43 PM (BbGew)

350 Just saw Gran Torino, I thought it was a Nick Cage chase movie. Damn, it is one of the best movies ever.
-------

You are now authorized to use the phrase, "Get off of my lawn".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 07:44 PM (HTHlp)

351 Well, that was the worst ending to a race I've ever seen. Oh well.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:45 PM (1kzjW)

352 I've seen Gran Torino and don't remember it to be a memorable movie, hmmmm

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:46 PM (BbGew)

353 Gran Torino is with a old Clint Eastwood right?

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:47 PM (BbGew)

354 351 Well, that was the worst ending to a race I've ever seen. Oh well.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 07:45 PM (1kzjW)


The pace car won?

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

355 Coulter is right, Trump does not want to deport anyone. And yes, it's the executive branch that enforces the law, not McConnel or Pelosi. Trumpo has done shit except grandstand on deportations.

Posted by: CN at June 22, 2019 07:49 PM (U7k5w)

356 350 Just saw Gran Torino, I thought it was a Nick Cage chase movie. Damn, it is one of the best movies ever.
-------

You are now authorized to use the phrase, "Get off of my lawn".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 07:44 PM (HTHlp)


For an actor who, at first glance, would seem to have a very limited range, Eastwood has made one heckuva lot of very entertaining movies!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 07:50 PM (AZxMX)

357 Don't know why if it's inpatients, fatigue or what but in roundy rounds they seem to be always at the end.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)

358 Shark Attack 3 is a fish movie right?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 22, 2019 07:51 PM (uR+Od)

359 If it's got sharks it is

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:52 PM (BbGew)

360 Saw a preview for a flick called "Crawl" about a family trapped in a house during a hurricane, and the floods bring in gators. Looks like goodbad fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:53 PM (kQs4Y)

361 Crawl is Sam Raimi, so you know he'll bring the crazy

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)

362 Ms. Gavrilova has also got that naughty librarian look going for her as well.

Like Marion Paroo? A sadder but wiser girl?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2019 07:54 PM (MwFQu)

363 Tusk is a fish movie.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 07:55 PM (72spU)

364 I know that she really isn't. She's just written that way.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2019 07:55 PM (MwFQu)

365 TCM is showing war movies on Thursdays and Fridays so keeping a eye out for favorites. Sahara is on Thursday at 2pm.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 07:57 PM (BbGew)

366 Is this the de facto movie thread?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 07:58 PM (t+qrx)

367 345 Here is a real time sink. BTH linked this yesterday and you wouldn't believe some of the bizarre critters that used to be found on the third stone from the sun:

https://twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaIs

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kQs4Y)


Damn, Basilemys Sinuosa was a big turtle.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

368 Don't know why if it's inpatients, fatigue or what but in roundy rounds they seem to be always at the end.
Posted by: Skip
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I can't speak for the stock car guys, but many racers are perfectly content to remain in the middle of the pack, and let others set the pace. Among other things, attrition may take out the front runners.

As long as you think that you are within striking distance on the last lap or so, many linger back a bit.

Many races have been won by someone who never led the race prior to the last lap or two.

A corollary is that there is less pressure in following the pack, then there is in leading. As The Bard would say, "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 07:58 PM (HTHlp)

369 drop bear, mate
twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaIs/status/1123311109463773185

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 08:01 PM (ykYG2)

370 Anastasia reminds me of Lee-lee Sobiesky

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:01 PM (BbGew)

371 meryl streep is 70 (birthday June 22 1949).

Posted by: Brooke Shields at June 22, 2019 08:02 PM (K1IUD)

372 NASCAR is a totally different form than F-1, it's a rare thing for them to end like NASCAR.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:03 PM (BbGew)

373 Is there a more over-rated actress than Meryl Streep?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2019 08:03 PM (k+zsz)

374 The pace car won?

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:48 PM 

Might as well have.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 22, 2019 08:04 PM (1kzjW)

375 Duh, Big Fish

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 08:05 PM (PmxFM)

376 Damn, Basilemys Sinuosa was a big turtle.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)


Homotherium can just go straight to hell. There's no excuse for there to be a smilodon with legs longer than a human is tall.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 08:05 PM (t+qrx)

377 PaleRider- no

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

378 Thought you'd be on the fishin thread Skip. Looks like all the corgis went there. Wonder how many are whining about it nots movies.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2019 08:06 PM (k+zsz)

379 Damn, Basilemys Sinuosa was a big turtle.
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

Homotherium can just go straight to hell. There's no excuse for there to be a smilodon with legs longer than a human is tall.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 08:05 PM (t+qrx)


Hang on, I'm not seeing any evidence that it was more than leopard-sized. Which is still huge, but not like that picture.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 08:07 PM (t+qrx)

380 378 Thought you'd be on the fishin thread Skip. Looks like all the corgis went there. Wonder how many are whining about it nots movies.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2019 08:06 PM (k+zsz)
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The same folks who say "I haven't seen a movie since 1986!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 08:08 PM (kQs4Y)

381 It's too bad the moa was hunted to extinction a few hundred years ago. Today we could have moaturducken.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

382 I don't fish or eat them

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:10 PM (BbGew)

383 And though it's hard to stay up for the whole thing the movie threads are some of my favorite

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:11 PM (BbGew)

384 I'm even less interested in fishing than I am in movies, if that can be believed.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

385 Watching the beginning of Against All Odds, say most of it some time ago but didn't see the beginning.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BbGew)

386 I just don't have anything to contribute to fishing or movie threads. I fished a few times as a kid. I watch some movies when they get re-aired on TV. I know nothing about chess either but its OK since OM makes it an open thread.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 22, 2019 08:15 PM (k+zsz)

387 Cabin Boy

Posted by: The Hoggster at June 22, 2019 08:16 PM (kR3UB)

388 Ice cream time soon, commercial break probably.

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:17 PM (BbGew)

389 James Woods is pretty good in this

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:18 PM (BbGew)

390 Sure. Click for larger view and you end up with a pic of Yoko. Fool me once, shame on CBD. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Dh1wo)

391 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leelee_Sobieski#/search

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:20 PM (BbGew)

392 Sure. Click for larger view and you end up with a pic of Yoko. Fool me once, shame on CBD. Fool me twice, shame on me.



Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2019 08:18 PM (Dh1wo)

You're safe clicking on the larger views.

Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 08:22 PM (ZEsGh)

393 OM doesn't do that

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)

394 First dress pic is magnificent. Imagine what that would cost to make today.

I love the range of greens in the second dress pic, especially that pale green almost fading into gray. But that one woman in the sunglasses lounging on the stairs is kinda frightening. What's wrong with your face!?!

Is that Kate at Ascot? I'm sure all that's appropriate, and she looks nice, as always, but.... Meh.

Hey, our FLOTUS is a genuine fashion model! But I think we've seen this pic before?

Posted by: Gem at June 22, 2019 08:30 PM (XoAz8)

395 Protocinctus mansillaensis looked like a Jacek Yerka painting.

Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

396 I really barely take notice of the dresses here every week

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:33 PM (BbGew)

397 60
Descendants of Ukrainian immigrants have been hellaceously good hockey players.

Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:33 PM (PmxFM)

I think it's in the Slavic DNA.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 22, 2019 08:37 PM (1FhAQ)

398 Hey, our FLOTUS is a genuine fashion model!

A casual observer of the MSM wouldn't know that

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:40 PM (BbGew)

399
Here's a girl with a giant harp between her legs playing the Dracula theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPmKRtWta4E

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 08:46 PM (kMTAY)

400 116
My bot PDT has made 2 decisions in the last 24 hours that perplex me:
Not bombing Iran and suspending round ups and deportations for 2 weeks.
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 22, 2019 05:54 PM (yWXpx)

The deportation operation was burned by leaks out of DHS so that delay actually makes sense. I'm a little confused by pulling back on the Iran strikes but I'm working with the theory that he's doing good cop/bad cop with Bolton. But the Mullahs need a war so there will be more provocations. Don't know what happens then.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 22, 2019 08:47 PM (1FhAQ)

401 My bot PDT has made 2 decisions in the last 24 hours that perplex me:
Not bombing Iran and suspending round ups and deportations for 2 weeks.
Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Mebbe he's gettin' ready to drop 10 million illegals on Iran.

Posted by: JT at June 22, 2019 08:49 PM (b084x)

402 Iran could use 10,000,000 young bodies

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

403 2 Sorry, single Morons, Anastasia Gavrilova appears to have hardware on her ring finger.
Posted by: logprof at June 22, 2019 05:12 PM (PmxFM)
==================================
We used to refer to that as a "no pest strip."

Posted by: AOC's Left Brain at June 22, 2019 09:32 PM (9//Ek)

404 As much as I am grateful that we broke away from the Crown in 1776...good lord, Kate Middleton is so bloody hot!!! (The MMXVII pic the best of the three)

Posted by: Grammar Patrol at June 22, 2019 09:35 PM (mEn6y)

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