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Teaser: James O'Keefe and Project Veritas Breaking Story from Whistleblower on Monday, About Social Media Battlespace Preparation
Plus: Donald Trump Declares End to American Republic or Something

I just want to get something up. I'll just add some other things into this post as I find them.


I can really get sucked into any comment thread about etymologies and this new post is way overdo, so it's a work in progress.

Oh, here's an extra thing. Trump trolled the left with this. This article is talking about Trumpism outlasting Trump's presidency -- which is something any president should want, if he is to have any lasting legacy.

But the left, naturally, is freaking out that Trump is hinting he'll declare himself El Jefe Maximum, Presidente por Vivo.

Because they're stupid and emotionally incontinent and quite literally insane.



Though, let's face it: it's an option we shouldn't take off the table just yet.

Here's Mediaite -- The House That Noah Rothman Built -- going into full Spasmoid mode.

Here's... something? Marvel's butthurt that it can't wrest the all-time (not adjusted for inflation) box office crown from Avatar, so they're going to re-release the movie with scenes that were cut put back into it.

They'd have to make another $44 million, which... I gotta tell you, the passion and loyalty of Marvel fans is pretty much unshakeable -- or has been unshakeable when Marvel's made movies with their A and B list characters.

And I think the fans want Marvel to have this crown, and they're got the completionist tic to them (otherwise, why see the half-assed, droopy Captain Marvel?), so I think they've got this in their saggy back-pocket.

Short stack of fat Jerry Nadler repeatedly referred to Hope Hicks as "Mrs. Lewandowski," alluding to an unverified claim in fabulist Michael Wolff's book that she was in a relationship with Cory Lewandowski.

He did this three times, despite her correcting him with increasing annoyance.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:32 PM




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1 Foist

Posted by: Ha at June 21, 2019 05:33 PM (MAstk)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:33 PM (cfSRQ)

3 Dammit! So close.

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:33 PM (cfSRQ)

4 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 05:33 PM (BbGew)

5 Pantry = bread room - paneterie

Posted by: Erik L at June 21, 2019 05:34 PM (TkCDX)

6 One more hour of non-productiveness and I can go home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 05:34 PM (Ez6QX)

7 You don't have to nood when we're cooking, ya know.

But...fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)

8 The tech gods made a big mistake by tipping their hand so early.

Regulators have a whole year to drag them before the election really gets heated.

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (cfSRQ)

9 What's the etymology of etymology?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (1ISKN)

10 One more hour of non-productiveness and I can go home.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 05:34 PM (Ez6QX)


15 minutes for me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (wCmLp)

11 One more week until yearly vacation...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AM1GF)

12 And social media is cancer.

Angry cancer, not that crab thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)

13
Do male trannies take female Viagra?

If so, does it make it crawl up inside instead?

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (UFLLM)

14 I can really get sucked into any comment thread about etymologies.


Then do you mind if we keep going? We were kind of on a roll.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (fuK7c)

15 Etymologies?
Did I miss the bug thread?
/sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

16 I assume you mean deplatforming any non socialist voices prior to November 2020.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (YslsA)

17 7
You don't have to nood when we're cooking, ya know.



But...fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK

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I was on thread deathwatch for a while, so I'm happy.

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

18 James O'keefe braking the stories the MSM will only ignore

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (BbGew)

19 And Trump really is the God Emperor, isn't he?

Huh. I thought I'd be more upset about the End Times. I'm looking forward to them, now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)

20 I've been going big on etymology lately. I had never heard of the term coney for a rabbit - a very English term. Coney Island comes from the Dutch and means Rabbit Island. Coelho is rabbit in Portuguese (knew a few people with that last name and never knew. Conejo in Spanish.

Posted by: Erik L at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (TkCDX)

21 17 7
You don't have to nood when we're cooking, ya know.



But...fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK

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I was on thread deathwatch for a while, so I'm happy.
Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (cfSRQ)

Yeah, you almost scooped a first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (bcbK8)

22 I just want to get something up.
======

Me too.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (JcXHH)

23
btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

24 Hmm. I am suddenly and inexplicably reminded of Cat Stevens.

Posted by: The Fire Cat at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (4bd7D)

25 Still trying to figure out if the Left and their Press Tools hate Trump more, or hate us more because we respect him.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (sy5kK)

26 9
What's the etymology of etymology?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (1ISKN)


What Does It Mean!?!?

Posted by: Befuddled Hippie at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (geIq4)

27 One more week until yearly vacation...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM (AM1GF)


Budget passed the Senate and is on to Conference Committee, which will be sometime next week. Hopefully it gets passed either by Friday, or by 3 July (I would assume that the legislators want to go home for the holiday). After that the whole place is supposedly dead for about three months.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (wCmLp)

28 One more week until yearly vacation...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 05:35 PM

At least you get one, I haven't in 7 years.

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (BbGew)

29 No thread should go past 666.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (DMUuz)

30 Trolling is Trump's forte.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (PxX58)

31 20 I've been going big on etymology lately. I had never heard of the term coney for a rabbit - a very English term. Coney Island comes from the Dutch and means Rabbit Island. Coelho is rabbit in Portuguese (knew a few people with that last name and never knew. Conejo in Spanish.
Posted by: Erik L at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (TkCDX)

I knew coney = rabbit from doing Shakespeare in college. Merry Wives of Windsor.

I think kids get shoved into Shakespeare too early. Lots of good stuff there but it's not easy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

32 El Presidente Trump.....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (90T4r)

33 O'Keefe is interviewing Darth Vadar now? The Empire must really be fritzed up.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (SH7Tr)

34 30 Trolling is Trump's forte.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (PxX5

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

35 I'm all in for as long as he wants the job.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (jm1YL)

36

Quinn-Martin and Irwin Allen raised me.

TV made me who I am today.

Not to mention Sidney Sheldon. (Who can tell us in which tv show he was involved?)

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (TzOeB)

37 Zen master

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (j5RRD)

38 I think Veritas should change its slogan to "Be Brave. Tell the Truth." "Be Brave, Do Something" is a little vague.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (H8QX8)

39 No term limits on God Emperors.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

40 >>I knew coney = rabbit from doing Shakespeare in college. Merry Wives of Windsor.

Hobbitses ate coneys, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (PxX58)

41 Apparently JRRRR Tolkien used as many non-latin-originating words as possible when writing Lord of the Rings. One of the words that got through was 'tobacco'. I DO remember coney being used instead of rabbit. Sam cooked and ate them, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (ufFY8)

42 I used to read Time magazine.

It is was back before Billy Jeff lied to us all on TV....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (Z+IKu)

43 Trumps not President for life? Who knew?

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (b069J)

44 23
btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

It's like Zombie has never watched Charlie's Angels with the sound off or something....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

45 Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (PxX5

*fistbump*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (ufFY8)

46 >>>9 What's the etymology of etymology?

brb gonna spend the next six hours chasing a phantom's tail

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

47 Movie time!

Was rather underwhelmed by Jim Jarmusch's "The Dead Don't Die". It had lots of quirky, self-referential humor but it just wasn't nearly as good as a zombie flick with Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, and Iggy Pop should have been. I mean, look at this cast:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8695030/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

Had some pointless slaps at the flyovers. The asshole of the film wears a "Keep America White Again" cap and has a dog named Rumsfeld, and the apocalypse is immanentized by polar fracking. And consumerism.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (kQs4Y)

48

In the year 2525
Is Trumpism still alive?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

49 An etymology of etymology can be found here:

https://www.etymonline.com/word/etymology

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (DMUuz)

50 41 Apparently JRRRR Tolkien used as many non-latin-originating words as possible when writing Lord of the Rings. One of the words that got through was 'tobacco'. I DO remember coney being used instead of rabbit. Sam cooked and ate them, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (ufFY

Jah, he was a scholar of norther European languages, so a lot of norse and german stuff in his work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

51 Oh yessss... we Must torment the Left with Trump For Life Presidency...... they will spontaneously combust....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)

52
Just in the truck, flipping radio presets, heard some NPR anal leakage slurper describe '12th Night' as "Shakespear's dark comedy about gender roles."

I hope that NPR dies from AIDS dementia.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (UFLLM)

53 And now that the thread is new, I shall make my point.

Earlier in the week I noted that Jonah Goldberg was wandering around Twitter, picking random fights. First it was Kurt Schlichter who gave him the rhetorical back of his hand while Jonah acted all hurt because Kurt used mean words.

Today I saw he decided to pick a fight with Sebastian Gorka, who has one of the coolest names ever devised. I would totally use it in one of my books.

Anyhow, Gorka told him to piss off and when Jonah did his usually "well, I never" and then OF COURSE starting making dirty sex references.

Gorka called him a eunuch hiding behind the skirts of his paymasters, Jonah did the whole "I knew bullies like you in high school," whereupon Gorka said "ah, so it was all those wedgies that made you abandon 'conservative principles, eh?"

Or something to that effect.

Ace, if you want easy filler, grab it. It's a hilarious exchange.



It was lovely to see.

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (cfSRQ)

54 Itsymology is the study of small things.

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (EgshT)

55 One of the most famous Victorian lunatic asylums was at Colney Hatch, from wence came the term booby hatch.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (JgA4k)

56 48

In the year 2525
Is Trumpism still alive?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

Did woman survive?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

57 What's the etymology of etymology?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
--------

Crossing the beams, dude. I plead with you, do not go one step further into that thorny thicket.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2019 05:41 PM (4bd7D)

58 >>>Apparently JRRRR Tolkien used as many non-latin-originating words as possible when writing Lord of the Rings. One of the words that got through was 'tobacco'. I DO remember coney being used instead of rabbit. Sam cooked and ate them, I think.

coney means female rabbit. I think rabbit is itself english/anglo-saxon. Rabbit might specifically mean male rabbit.

coney is also, I think, the word that bequeathed us a great obscenity for a woman's private area.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

59 Carol Burnett, Mary Tyler Moore?

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 05:41 PM (jm1YL)

60 Did we move on to etiology yet?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (l5abx)

61 Eschatology.... the study of last things.....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (90T4r)

62 I've been going big on etymology lately. I had never heard of the term coney for a rabbit - a very English term. Coney Island comes from the Dutch and means Rabbit Island. Coelho is rabbit in Portuguese (knew a few people with that last name and never knew. Conejo in Spanish.


Kanninchen in German. So that's a bunch of languages with a KON syllable. Probably means it goes back to Latin, because of the overlap of Romance and Germanic languages.

I wonder where rabbit comes from.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (fuK7c)

63 Coelho is rabbit in Portuguese (knew a few people with that last name and never knew. Conejo in Spanish.

Kaninchen in German, so I could see Coney from Dutch. ...uses internet... konijn in Dutch.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (Z1eux)

64 Ace,
You'd better trademark "El Jefe Maximum" quick, before PDT beats you to it!

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (AMIL/)

65 47 Movie time!

Was rather underwhelmed by Jim Jarmusch's "The Dead Don't Die". It had lots of quirky, self-referential humor but it just wasn't nearly as good as a zombie flick with Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, and Iggy Pop should have been. I mean, look at this cast:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8695030/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

Had some pointless slaps at the flyovers. The asshole of the film wears a "Keep America White Again" cap and has a dog named Rumsfeld, and the apocalypse is immanentized by polar fracking. And consumerism.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (kQs4Y)

MMm! Sounds like shit.

Just like everything Jim Jarmusch has done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (bcbK8)

66 >>>
Ace, if you want easy filler, grab it. It's a hilarious exchange.



It was lovely to see.

...

thanks, I'll check it out. The only thing is that Jonah is so repellent and boring that even his drama puts me off.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

67 The libs think Trump will be like Nixon in Futurama, President of the World Disembodied Head In A Jar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

68 Trump raped me in the dressing room of a J.C Penny back in 84'.

I can still feel his large, man hands coursing over my body and the turgid sensations they provoked.

Posted by: Pauline Phillip's desiccated corpse at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (BRpqW)

69 44 23
btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

It's like Zombie has never watched Charlie's Angels with the sound off or something....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:39 PM (bcbK


The Rockford Files kept me sane.

OK, you in back, shut the hell up!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (sy5kK)

70 Did woman survive?

Not only did they survive, they were fucking everything in sight like a nympho cuz they were taking female viagra.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

71 From Merriam-Webster:

The etymology of etymology itself is relatively straightforward. Etymon means "origin of a word" in Latin, and comes from the Greek word etymon, meaning "literal meaning of a word according to its origin." Greek etymon in turn comes from etymos, which means "true." Be careful not to confuse etymology with the similar-sounding entomology. Entomon means "insect" in Greek, and entomology is the study of bugs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (kQs4Y)

72 As a child, the other kids would unmercifully box me about the ears.

Posted by: Jonah at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (EgshT)

73 https://bit.ly/2Y5Vjra

Oregon Republican reps leave state to avoid vote on cap and trade bill. Among other things, it would force the logging industry to replace their trucks with nonexistant electric ones. There is a significant protest by loggers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (Lqy/e)

74 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM


Has the definitive list of zombie's preferred pronouns been released?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (DMUuz)

75 Here's the funny thing about Donktum's meme video....


@CarpeDonktum 18 minutes ago

The video and cover is from October 2018, I had almost forgotten about it until Trump unearthed it today. NO IDEA where he saw it. Life is weird like that.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (cF8AT)

76 Duck/ Drake...... explain...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)

77 And if you haven't watched 'Kingdom' on Netflix...do.

It's REALLY well written and paced. Game of thrones + Korea with more zombies.

I'm two episodes in but I'm really impressed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK8)

78 I had a friend once who insisted he knew that Bush would not leave office at the end of 2008.

Seriously. I had a friend once.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (VPvxh)

79 Epee-ology - the origins of fencing.

Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

80 We have reached the etymology Ouroboros.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (l5abx)

81
Yeah, so O'Keeffe caught some lower-level software engineer saying something about picking out people they don't like? We've already heard that and it's never much of anything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (M9ntN)

82 Jah, he was a scholar of norther European languages, so a lot of norse and german stuff in his work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK

---
All Dwarf names in his books were borrowed from the Elder Edda.

Which Tolkien read in the original Icelandic.

Love how he had Saxon verse pretending to be the language of Rohan.
(And then had the actual "Westron" equivalents in the appendix!)

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

83 I wonder where rabbit comes from.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Out of a hat?

Posted by: Miklos, on a sunny day at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (QzkSJ)

84 74 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM

Has the definitive list of zombie's preferred pronouns been released?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (DMUuz)

There's a lot of assuming Zombie's gender but I'm willing to let Zombie keep up the masquerade.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

85 I'd need to disable my ad blocker to see the Mediaite post or they haz sadz for not making money with my click.

lolz get fucked

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (+dsLj)

86 58

coney is also, I think, the word that bequeathed us a great obscenity for a woman's private area.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)


Well, I have been to Coney Island.... so yeah....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (90T4r)

87 I wonder where rabbit comes from.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (fuK7c)

The stork brings them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

88 Isn't, "Rabbit," Yiddesh?

Posted by: davidt at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (geIq4)

89
Quinn-Martin and Irwin Allen raised me.

TV made me who I am today.

Not to mention Sidney Sheldon. (Who can tell us in which tv show he was involved?)
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (TzOeB)


So you Dreamed of Jeanie too?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (sy5kK)

90 ace really did over-do, considering it's was something he just wanted to get up there.

Take the rest of the weekend off, boss.

Wish I could.

Posted by: Golfman at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (vBKFj)

91 Every four years since Bill Clinton I've noticed the "OMG the President isn't going to leave voluntariliy!" hysteria pop up in certain quarters. I indulged it myself the first time, but once you realize it's happening every time, it loses it's sizzle.

What's different this time is that so-called "respectable" and "mainstream" sources are pushing it. Blue checkmarks on Twitter, Politico, etc.

It's not just fringe crazies. Or, it is, but the fringe crazies are also the Left normies.

Posted by: Kensington at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (y87jW)

92 Sidney Sheldon?

Either I Spy or Green Acres or both, off the top of my old brain tapes.

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (AMIL/)

93 Where does fellatio originate?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (72spU)

94 70
Did woman survive?



Not only did they survive, they were fucking everything in sight like a nympho cuz they were taking female viagra.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

What the hell Jewells!? LMAO!

Posted by: Some penny stock guy on the radio at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (OX6sG)

95 Entomology is the study of mythical giants of Middle-earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (xPJvm)

96 so ignore what I said about coneys being female rabbits and the word being part of the etymology for the c word.

I was TOTALLY wrong on both of those.

I thought I learned that from Lady Chatterly's Lover.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

97 The Rockford Files kept me sane.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM


* thumbs up *

Posted by: Mike Post & Pete Carpenter at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (DMUuz)

98 I used to read Time magazine.

Before the Beatles and "Yesterday", when a man could still work, still would.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (Z+IKu)

99 Wow. Talk about people who don't get it.

Obviously the reference is to the influence of Trump, as illustated by the cover and the title "How Trumpism Outlasts Trump".

So Trump extends what is--in context--his influence, forever, and the libs have a fit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (DuZls)

100 Oh shit. OFF penny stock guy!

Posted by: Some penny stock guy on the radio at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (OX6sG)

101 I don't think Rushmore is big enough for trump. We should find a mountainside outside of LA to carve trumps face on so he can forever smile at LA LA land.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (dNzKv)

102 Ivanka has already modeled for the role of next President Trump, continuing the family brand ... then Baron ... But Ivanka will need to leave DC/Manhattan attitude behind ... go work on the farm, in the factory ... drink in the beer halls ... only then will she have "Outsider Street Cred".

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

103 I'm sure O'Keefe has a lot of material to work with.drip, drip, drip...

Posted by: Doug at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (Kw1AY)

104
btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM

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Curious, what happened in 1986?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (M9ntN)

105 Or maybe it was Lady Windermere's Fan.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (l5abx)

106 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.





Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

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Seriously?

WKRP in Cincinnati! "As God is my witness, I thought Turkey's could fly."

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

107 "Though, let's face it: it's an option we shouldn't take off the table just yet."

- - - - - - -

I seem to remember lefties' fantasies about Obama staying on and just brushed it off. But then again, they overreact about everything so not surprised.

Posted by: Decaf at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (nyFJf)

108 Oh hell, I am a retard maximus.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (OX6sG)

109 OMG. The Five is showing this shitfest:

NYT asks Dem candidates their fave comfort foods, and the virtue signaling and "cuteness" is over the top.

https://tinyurl.com/yypsxqfq

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

110 70 Did woman survive?

Not only did they survive, they were fucking everything in sight like a nympho cuz they were taking female viagra.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

I'm in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

111 Coney refers to both male and female rabbits, 1200 AD, rabbit came along later in the 1400s and then things got confusing. The slang coney for wimmen parts is a punning synonym for "cunny", as in the lingus type - from Latin "cunnus" for the you know what.

Posted by: Erik L at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (TkCDX)

112 https://www.etymonline.com/word/rabbit

late 14c., "young of the coney," from Walloon robčte or a similar French dialect word, diminutive of Flemish or Middle Dutch robbe "rabbit," of unknown origin. "A Germanic noun with a French suffix" [Liberman]. The adult was a coney (q.v.) until 18c.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

113
All prominent Trump supporters will be deplatformed by early next year. Media coverage of Trump speeches and rallies will be non-existent. They do not plan to make their 2016 mistake again.

There's a reason for everything the Left does when they act in concert as the Tech Giants have been doing. They're softening up the perimeter by deplatforming "extremists" like Jones and McInnes, before they break through and silence everyone who supports the President in the runup to the campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (fUqBx)

114 The coney kicked the bucket
the coney kicked the bucket
the bucket the bucket
the bucket kicked the coney
the bucket kicked coney

doesn't sound the same

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (xPJvm)

115 100 Oh shit. OFF penny stock guy!
Posted by: Some penny stock guy on the radio at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (OX6sG)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (Ez6QX)

116
it would force the logging industry to replace their trucks with nonexistant electric ones.

Bring back the horses

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (aKsyK)

117 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (kQs4Y)


Looking things up is cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

118 Be careful not to confuse etymology with the
similar-sounding entomology. Entomon means "insect" in Greek, and
entomology is the study of bugs.





Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (kQs4Y)


Hence, comnent 15.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (ufFY8)

119 Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (PxX58)

120 Will I get my car keyed if I sport a Trump 2024 bumper sticker on it?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (4ZE6o)

121
Zombie is most definitely a girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (IUsit)

122 "Soupcon" is from the Olde Francais meaning "reactionary dietitian."

Posted by: Caliban at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (QE8X6)

123 "coney is also, I think, the word that bequeathed us a great obscenity for a woman's private area."

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How do you go from coney to snatch?

Posted by: Decaf at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (nyFJf)

124 One more hour of non-productiveness and I can go home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 05:34 PM (Ez6QX)
.........


Actually, I got a lot of real work done today. I only posted a couple of stupid joke comments here earlier.
Two more hours for me. Thankfully I've got some beer in the mini fridge.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

125 zoologically speaking, there are no native rabbits in the United States; they are all hares. But the early colonists, for some unknown reason, dropped the word hare out of their vocabulary, and it is rarely heard in American speech to this day. When it appears it is almost always applied to the so-called Belgian hare, which, curiously enough, is not a hare at all, but a true rabbit. [Mencken, "The American Language"]
Rabbit punch "chop on the back of the neck" so called from resemblance to a gamekeeper's method of dispatching an injured rabbit

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

126 87
I wonder where rabbit comes from.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (fuK7c)

The stork brings them.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (ufFY

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Animal names in English are Saxon, but the food from them is Norman.

So deer yield venison, cows make beef, etc.

Kinda strange.

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

127 I wonder where rabbit comes from.

Well, they don't call it rabbit-lingus, so I think maybe Sparta.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (Ydn2k)

128 I can't wait until Trump starts trolling the upcoming Dem debates. This ought to be epic along with the hangover I'll have the next day.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (oiNtH)

129 71 From Merriam-Webster:

The etymology of etymology itself is relatively straightforward. Etymon means "origin of a word" in Latin, and comes from the Greek word etymon, meaning "literal meaning of a word according to its origin." Greek etymon in turn comes from etymos, which means "true." Be careful not to confuse etymology with the similar-sounding entomology. Entomon means "insect" in Greek, and entomology is the study of bugs.


and "entomology" comes from the same place as "entombed", because when you're entombed the bugs eat you up.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)

130 96 so ignore what I said about coneys being female rabbits and the word being part of the etymology for the c word.

I was TOTALLY wrong on both of those.

I thought I learned that from Lady Chatterly's Lover.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

If you can't trust a Limey softcore pron writer, who can you trust?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

131 Looking things up is cheating.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

It's totally wrecked the joy of the drunk guys arguing about shit game.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (xPJvm)

132 Sigh. I could have been Emporer Toonces.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (EgshT)

133 >>I wonder where rabbit comes from.

A hole in my backyard.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (PxX58)

134 123 "coney is also, I think, the word that bequeathed us a great obscenity for a woman's private area."

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How do you go from coney to snatch?
Posted by: Decaf at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (nyFJf)

Cunny

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)

135 But Ivanka will need to leave DC/Manhattan attitude behind ... go work on the farm, in the factory ... drink in the beer halls ... only then will she have "Outsider Street Cred".
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 05:45 PM (Cus5s)
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She needs to get into a donnybrook at McSorley's that eventually engulfs the entire East Village.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (kQs4Y)

136 But the left, naturally, is freaking out that Trump is hinting he'll declare himself El Jefe Maximum, Presidente por Vivo.

Such a tease.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 05:48 PM (RD7QR)

137 At one time I thought Obama was going to spin up the operation Wall Street crap into a crisis where we couldn't afford to change leadership. I dunno, maybe it was the plan, but you can't count on lazy millennials to start a revolution on time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (dNzKv)

138 "Rabbit" comes from John Updike.... obviously...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)

139 Coney comes from the Latin cuniculus (rabbit) - and that term is also used for the burrow of a mite in the skin (eg scabies). Rabbit came from Walloon and I don't think anyone knows how that came around. Coney is interesting (to me) because it's derived from a Latin word that mutated a bit and is used in both the Germanic and Romance languages

Posted by: Erik L at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (TkCDX)

140 Wouldn't "outlasting" Trump mean that Trump would have to be gone first, pretty much by definition?

These people don't English very well, do they?

> One of the words that got through was 'tobacco'.

I think he changed most of them to "pipeweed" in later editions, but I believe there are still one or two.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (Vy4a0)

141 >>>But the left, naturally, is freaking out that Trump is hinting he'll declare himself El Jefe Maximum, Presidente por Vivo. Because they're stupid and emotionally incontinent and quite literally insane.

I suspect that it's an act with most of them, like when a cat pretends to be scared, because it's fun. I think it's calculated entertainment for them. Because they're evil nihilistic bastards.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (NMAzL)

142 I pick up Heidi at the airport with the Uber Platinum as she calls it. A flask of vodka, ice,and a glass in a cooler. maybe some cheese (jarsberg)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (OX6sG)

143 Emperor? I could f*ck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (EgshT)

144 I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head. Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (e46OR)

145
Banging a soft well cured rabbit fur pelt is better than doinking your mom up the squeak hole. And your mom's squeak hole is pretty good!

Posted by: George at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (UFLLM)

146 I hope that NPR dies from AIDS dementia.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer
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I know an older lady, who has no TV or computer. She collects her news *solely* from NPR.

Because of that, she is an interesting study. There can be no better example of single source perspective.

I find myself astounded by her perceptions of reality. Almost everyone else has *some* other source which tempers, or least adds something to the mix of their understanding.

I've learned that it is pointless to attempt any counter to what she has heard there. After all, I just have opinion , as opposed to NPR news.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (fZcn6)

147
I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head. Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man

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He forced ACORN to change its name.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (M9ntN)

148 I saw Noah Rothman and Full Spasmoid open for Depeche Mode at the Corn Exchange in '82.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (jTsQa)

149 There's a reason for everything the Left does when
they act in concert as the Tech Giants have been doing. They're
softening up the perimeter by deplatforming "extremists" like Jones and
McInnes, before they break through and silence everyone who supports the
President in the runup to the campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (fUqBx)

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Disagree. These guys are now hostages to the talentless radicals they hired. They can't help themselves. If Twitter kicks Trump off, it dies and whatever platform he chooses surges.

Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

150 The last word in the dictionary is "zymurgy".

From whence does it come you may well axe?


The study of enzymes.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (tH5fk)

151 Isn't, "Rabbit," Yiddesh?


No. Yiddish is a German dialect with various goulashes thrown in. Yiddish is the dialect word for Juedisch, which is to say that Yiddish means Jewish. A Yiddish speaker is saying "I speak Jewish".

Anyway, rabbit the word ain't Jewish. Individual rabbits may choose their own confessions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (fuK7c)

152 Wow, there's a lot of stoopid packed into the comments on PDT's tweet. I bet he and his staff have a good time reading them.

Fucking imbeciles, the lot of them. TDS would be funny if they weren't serious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)

153 it would force the logging industry to replace their trucks with nonexistant electric ones.

The nice thing about logging is that you're never far from a source of electricity.

How could you hate your own citizens and history so intensely?

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (QrTqV)

154 >>93 Where does fellatio originate?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (72spU)

Fellatio originated from Hamlet, as in "What, has this thing appeared again tonight?"

Posted by: Caliban at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (QE8X6)

155 etymology?

Oh, we using big words now as well as math on this blog.

Posted by: dantesed at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (t5YNG)

156 I've learned that it is pointless to attempt any counter to what she has heard there. After all, I just have opinion , as opposed to NPR news.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Like the last Japanese soldier on that island.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (tH5fk)

157 93 Where does fellatio originate?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (72spU)

France, if you're talking women on men.

Greece if you're talking Spartan love.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

158 142 I pick up Heidi at the airport with the Uber Platinum as she calls it. A flask of vodka, ice,and a glass in a cooler. maybe some cheese (jarsberg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (OX6sG)
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Uber Molybdenum gets you a bump of cocaine and the driver is in a silk shorty robe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (kQs4Y)

159 Cran-Basians. lel.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (72spU)

160 Just saw on Twatter that there was an active DoH IG investigation into Andrew Weissman and some of his shenanigans that was closed down the minute AW joined the Mueller team.

BECAUSE OF COURSE THERE FUCKING WAS.

Time to take some scalps, damnit.

Follow @themarketswork (Jeff Carlson).

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (NoKAc)

161 I used to read Time magazine.

Before microwave ovens, when a girl could still cook and still would.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (Z+IKu)

162 Media coverage of Trump speeches and rallies will be non-existent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (fUqBx)


The Usual Suspects are laying the groundwork for this. The MSM description of Trump's Tuesday rally was, "We've heard all of this before. Trump is only repeating his past rally applause lines."

Posted by: Gref at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

163 Ontological.... so there....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (90T4r)

164 118 Be careful not to confuse etymology with the
similar-sounding entomology. Entomon means "insect" in Greek, and
entomology is the study of bugs.


Nor, Entenmann's-ology, the study of exactly how stale that crumb cake on the counter since last week is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (LWu6U)

165

Kill the wabbit

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

166 Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, felatio.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (PxX58)

167 Rabbits and hares are different animals in England. I have a friend whose cat gifts him with a rabbit every other day. Hares are way to big from her to handle. I think that's right...

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (09siJ)

168 fellate

late 19th century: from Latin fellat- 'sucked', from the verb fellare .

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

169 > Cunny

Latin cuneus, "wedge". Also in cuneiform (writing) and (in a much-corrupted form) "coin" (originally just a corner cut off of a chunk of metal).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (Vy4a0)

170 Interesting how NYS is approaching licenses for illegals. Somehow I can't see many actually going and getting a license. They made it so they have to go to a driving school, take a test, provide documents, and can't vote, and other proofs of age, birth certificate, etc. Why bother, just drive.

Posted by: Colin at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (4jrqi)

171 They'll never deplatform the HQ! Does Pixy live on an American server?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (dNzKv)

172
Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (e46OR)

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Yes, and you're right - O'Keeffe can't effect change for the same reason that Trump can't, or anyone else.

The Leftist authoritarians control all levers of power in America, and are above consequences for anything.

The value in these people is in their ability to tear off the masks and shed light on the monster beneath.

For posterity. For an explanation of why it happened, whatever that may turn out to be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (fUqBx)

173 Fucking autocuckolder.

DoJ investigation of Weissman.

Not Doh!! - Homer S.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (NoKAc)

174 James O'Keeffe is one of the white hats.

Let us not look into the horse's mouth.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (tH5fk)

175 Uber Molybdenum gets you a bump of cocaine and the driver is in a silk shorty robe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (kQs4Y)

I don't have a silk robe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (OX6sG)

176 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK

You really hate the ancient Greeks don't ya.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (e46OR)

177 166 Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, felatio.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (PxX5

Or that famous painting.... " Felatio at the Bridge"....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (90T4r)

178 159 Cran-Basians. lel.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (72spU)

I love Archer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

179 Where does fellatio originate?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 05:44 PM (72spU)

Fellatio originated from Hamlet, as in "What, has this thing appeared again tonight?"
Posted by: Caliban at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (QE8X6)
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Alas, Yorick was poor at fellatio.

Posted by: Hamlet at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (DuZls)

180 I don't have a silk robe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (OX6sG)
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But chaps, surely?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (kQs4Y)

181 Where does fellatio originate?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends
Not in MY bedroom, I'll tell you that!

Posted by: Jewish American Princess at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (JiE7b)

182 > Fellatio originated from Hamlet

One of those things you don't want to look up, but you're nonetheless sure is true: there's gotta be a gay porn movie called Fellatio Hornblower.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (Vy4a0)

183 James Oak Eef and Project Berry Tass are doing phenomenal stuff. Gold, I tell ya

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (MbfaZ)

184 95 Entomology is the study of mythical giants of Middle-earth.

there's also entomonomy, but most folks consider it to be a pseudoscience.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (sGtp+)

185 Wow, there's a lot of stoopid packed into the comments on PDT's tweet. I bet he and his staff have a good time reading them.

Fucking imbeciles, the lot of them. TDS would be funny if they weren't serious.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)


Meanwhile, their Sun God Obama is living life as Euro trash in France, staying in a $60,000/week French villa, eating lunch today with Bono, and flying off tonight with Mooch and the bored gurlz to stay with George Clooney and his wife at their Lake Como compound.


The great thing about Obama is how he stayed true to his Chicago roots, and worked for the little guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

186 Felatio Hornblower. I mean c'mon.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (PxX58)

187 way back in college I took some (one hour elective?) class on Latin roots ... don't recall anything much, but it seemed rather useful for understanding the derivation of some words, which can also be useful for remembering them.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (Cus5s)

188 176 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK

You really hate the ancient Greeks don't ya.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (e46OR)

They more I study them, the more convinced I am that something powerful and perverse sleeps under than collection of islands and peninsulas. Rarely has more deviant sex, violence and intellectual advancement been so mingled.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

189 > Alas, Yorick was poor at fellatio.

Great as the recipient of a good hard skull-fucking, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (Vy4a0)

190 Famous author .... Felatio Alger....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (90T4r)

191 FWIW, Amanda Marcotte has feverishly been tweeting about how it's not a question of "if" but "when" Trump refuses to leave office AND WE NEED TO FOCUS ON A STRATEGY TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW, you guys, before it's too late.

Reading Marcotte is looking into the mouth of Lefty madness.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (bDqIh)

192 166
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, felatio.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (PxX5

Thats it. Huh, I should have said "alas, I don't' have a silk robe."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (OX6sG)

193 The story: "Captain Fellatio Hornblower," originally
published in The Boy Friends, vol. 3, no. 3 (1971).Uncredited but listed
on Ed Wood's own resume. Synopsis: Lawyer Ralph H. Hornblower, a former Navy ensign during World War II, has earned the nickname Captain Fellatio Hornblower both for his legal skills and for the fact that he specializes in representing gay clients.

Posted by: George at June 21, 2019 05:55 PM (UFLLM)

194 73 https://bit.ly/2Y5Vjra

Oregon Republican reps leave state to avoid vote on cap and trade bill. Among other things, it would force the logging industry to replace their trucks with nonexistant electric ones. There is a significant protest by loggers.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 21, 2019 05:42 PM (Lqy/e)



The Lefties in Oregon have gone full batshit crazy.

They will force the loggers to buy their most critical piece of equipment with another one that does not exist. Or be driven out of business by law.


They will be disallowed from doing the business that is Oregon's first industry, logging.

This level of batshit crazy is now scaring the bats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

195 Animal names in English are Saxon, but the food from them is Norman.

So deer yield venison, cows make beef, etc.

Kinda strange.


You could sorta see the first dinner with the two different societies, at least the survivors, pointing at the food and saying their name for it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)

196 If Twitter kicks Trump off, it dies and whatever platform he chooses surges.
Posted by: Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)

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I think Trump will be the only one who doesn't get deplatformed (just vigorously ignored).

They'll seek to silence/destroy all of his vocal supporters with big megaphones, to make people feel isolated in their support for him.

We'll see if that's effective, but I kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:55 PM (fUqBx)

197 But chaps, surely?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (kQs4Y)

That is all I wear.

Posted by: Brie Larson at June 21, 2019 05:55 PM (ufFY8)

198 Or that famous painting.... " Felatio at the Bridge"....
Posted by: kraken

That's Horatio Cocklees

Posted by: Miklosius de minimis at June 21, 2019 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)

199 186 Felatio Hornblower. I mean c'mon.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (PxX5

Two Years Before the Mast.

Moby-Dick.

I mean it's all right there.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (kQs4Y)

200 Uber Molybdenum gets you a bump of cocaine and the driver is in a silk shorty robe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:51 PM (kQs4Y)


I love you, Eris!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

201 But chaps, surely?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:53 PM (kQs4Y)

ROFL. The ettes'...am I right!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (OX6sG)

202 So is AOC on board? She was griping about the 22nd amendment.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (uGHnY)

203 useful for understanding the derivation of some words, which can also be useful for remembering them.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (Cus5s)

Sinister.

Posted by: Golfman at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (vBKFj)

204 Willowed from previous thread:

Just asked my law student daughter (who is currently working in a D.A.'s office as well). According to her double jeopardy does not kick in until a jury reaches a verdict. Obviously Smollett never got that far.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (p0pYQ)

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (p0pYQ)

205 I thought fellatio was invented in France.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (tH5fk)

206 I would not Dane to perform Hamlet.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (DuZls)

207 If Weissman was under investigation and Mueller picked him anyway...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

208 GEOTUS - til the last star burns out!11ty

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (FhXTo)

209 I love you, Eris!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC)
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Give me a good Uber review!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (kQs4Y)

210 That Harsanyi article on Biden from earlier was way off base.

Criticizing Biden for being against busing is not criticism. He may have been a segregationist, but only the far far loony left was for busing. Even blacks were nearly completely against busing.

Busing is what handed the South to the Republicans. Busing is what killed many Northern cities. busing is what gave us this crazy political landscape with democrat cities of doom.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (LWu6U)

211 Sinister.


It's the vast right handed conspiracy that makes sinister bad and dexterous good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (fuK7c)

212 Anybody know anything about the etymology of cooze, poontang, or nookie?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 05:57 PM (xPl2J)

213 203 useful for understanding the derivation of some words, which can also be useful for remembering them.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 05:54 PM (Cus5s)

Sinister.
Posted by: Golfman at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (vBKFj)

Throws sinister handed...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:58 PM (90T4r)

214
Sinister.

Posted by: Golfman at June 21, 2019 05:56 PM (vBKFj)

Or left out.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

215 Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

216 > poontang

Poontang is from the French "putain", "whore". Related to the Spanish "puta".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 05:59 PM (Vy4a0)

217 A pair of sinister handed scissors....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)

218 215 Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

Jeez, when did Bono start looking like Robin Williams?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 05:59 PM (Ez6QX)

219 Throws sinister handed...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 05:58 PM (90T4r)

'southpaw' was a creation of geography and New York cultural dominance, I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:59 PM (ufFY8)

220 A non-profit just sent my boss an email to set up funding. Below the chick's signature is written, "My gender pronouns are she/her/hers."

That nonsense just cost her $50K. I so wish I could tell her why.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (vkS2Z)

221 I imagine some toff from Oxbridge was trying to get head from a townie, and used the latin term to confuse her.

"It's just fellatio, no big deal"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (LWu6U)

222
Dammit Jane, I have a date night tonight and the GF gave me the 'ole eyebrow wiggle! Now I'm impotent, sterile and blind!

Posted by: George at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (UFLLM)

223 Coneys are dogs. Covered in chili, mustard and chopped onions.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (RfzVr)

224 >>Anybody know anything about the etymology of cooze, poontang, or nookie?

. . . or minge?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (bDqIh)

225
> poontang



Poontang is from the French "putain", "whore". Related to the Spanish "puta".


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Poonman, totally not rapey at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

226
216 > poontang

Poontang is from the French "putain", "whore". Related to the Spanish "puta".


and French Canadian poutine

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 06:00 PM (sGtp+)

227 111 Coney refers to both male and female rabbits, 1200 AD, rabbit came along later in the 1400s and then things got confusing. The slang coney for wimmen parts is a punning synonym for "cunny", as in the lingus type - from Latin "cunnus" for the you know what.
Posted by: Erik L at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (TkCDX)


Yes, there is a no math rule, but there is no language history rule.

You should study your cunny's and your lingus'es until you know it in your sleep.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 06:01 PM (sy5kK)

228 i added marvel's attempt to make the #1 (not adjusted for inflation) box office spot by releasing a recut Endgame.

If you care.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (PbpT7)

229

Eat Your Honey.

Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (UFLLM)

230 Where, "Cocksuckah," come from?

Posted by: Wu at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (geIq4)

231 >>Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9


Still frowning, I see.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (bDqIh)

232
ace--don't forget to buy a Forgotten English calendar.

Posted by: artemis at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (AwPyG)

233 Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Oh Jane. Next to Melania I look like a drooling female version of the Humpback of Notre Dame but next to Mooch...I am hot!!

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (oiNtH)

234 Okay, not the Book Thread, but I'm a fan of C.S. Forester, and you guys are asking for this, Hornblower's ships

MR. MIDSHIPMAN HORNBLOWER
Justinian: British 74 gun ship of the line, Midshipman
Indefatigable: British 44 gun raze, Midshipman and Acting Lieutenant
Maria Galante: captured French brig, Acting Lieutenant
Papillon: captured French 26 gun corvette, Acting Lieutenant
Caroline: British transport brig, Acting Lieutenant
Le Rève: captured French 2 gun sloop, Acting Lieutenant

LIEUTENANT HORNBLOWER
Renown: British 74 gun two deck ship of the line, Lieutenant
Retribution: British 18 gun sloop-of-war, Commander

HORNBLOWER AND THE HOTSPUR
Hotspur: British 20 gun large sloop-of-war, Commander

HORNBLOWER AND THE ATROPOS
Atropos: British 22 gun large sloop-of-war, Junior Post Captain

HMS Lydia in 1951’s Captain Horatio Hornblower

THE HAPPY RETURN
Lydia, British 36 gun frigate, Senior Post Captain
Natividad: captured Spanish 50 gun two deck frigate, Senior Post Captain

A SHIP OF THE LINE
Sutherland: British 74 gun two deck ship-of-the-line, Captain

FLYING COLOURS
Witch of Endor: re-captured British 10 gun cutter, Captain

THE COMMODORE
Nonsuch: British 74 gun two deck ship-of-the-line, Commodore First Class
Lotus: British sloop, Commodore First Class
Raven: British sloop, Commodore First Class
Clam: British cutter, Commodore First Class
Harvey: British bomb-ketcher, Commodore First Class
Moth: British bomb-ketcher, Commodore First Class
Crab: British 2 gun schooner, Commodore First Class

LORD HORNBLOWER
Porta Coeli: captured French 18 gun brig, Commodore First Class
Camilla: British 36 gun frigate, Commodore First Class

HORNBLOWER IN THE WEST INDIES
Clement: British brig, Commodore First Class
Phoebe: British 36 gun frigate, Admiral and Commander-in-Chief
Clorinda: British 36 gun frigate, Admiral and Commander-in-Chief
Roebuck: British 36 gun frigate, Admiral and Commander-in-Chief

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (U2TY5)

235 My late skinneh kitteh caught rabbits 2/3 her size.
Not the head you want for breakfast.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

236 The Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her "sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her hair in natural curls."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

237 'southpaw' was a creation of geography and New York cultural dominance, I believe.

Mais non. Baseball fields generally were alligned for the pitcher to throw east to west so that the afternoon sun would not be in the fielders' eyes. Hence the guy pitching with his left hand is using his south paw.

I think. As has been written, looking things up is cheating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

238 Where, "Cocksuckah," come from?

Al Swearingen.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 06:03 PM (dUJdY)

239 Rockford files theme

https://youtu.be/yg1Cx26-928

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2019 06:03 PM (FhXTo)

240 Most glam FLOTUS ever:
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I was expecting something else.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 06:03 PM (JcXHH)

241 Oh Jane. Next to Melania I look like a drooling female version of the Humpback of Notre Dame but next to Mooch...I am hot!!

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (oiNtH)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

242 228 i added marvel's attempt to make the #1 (not adjusted for inflation) box office spot by releasing a recut Endgame.

If you care.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:02 PM (PbpT7)
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I might watch Endgame again just because I hate Avatar so much.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 06:03 PM (kQs4Y)

243 Iraqi TV Host: Wahhabis Are Zionist "Islamic Jews" Planted By Freemasons To Destroy Islam . . .

-
Makes sense to me and, oh yeah, THE MOON IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

244 Where, "Cocksuckah," come from?
Posted by: Wu
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Reggie Love. Or, maybe, Shaft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2019 06:04 PM (U2TY5)

245 Will the cut scene be Captain Marvel raping the dude on the motorcycle?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 06:04 PM (72spU)

246 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)

Everything squared away for the new manufacturing job?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

247 > So deer yield venison, cows make beef, etc.

> Kinda strange.

Not really all that strange. After the Norman Conquest, the Anglo-Saxons were the agricultural pissboys who had to raise and feed the animals, while the Normans were the nobles who got to eat the animals.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Vy4a0)

248 I have no intention to see Avengers: Anti-Climax ever again.

I've seen Infinity War quite a bit, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

249 For people into text-based games: https://anamnesisgame.blogspot.com/

Posted by: 13times at June 21, 2019 06:05 PM (K3B2k)

250 he Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her "sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her hair in natural curls."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Oh FFS. I've seen better fashion at our local Walmart.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 06:05 PM (oiNtH)

251
GF gave me the 'ole eyebrow wiggle!

Hairy eyeball

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)

252 Puttanesca sauce is what the Italian ladies of easy virtue made for their clients

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (jm1YL)

253 144 I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head. Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (e46OR)


_____________________________

He was a big part of Claire McCaskill losing in 2018. So, I think turning a Senate seat qualifies as a valid success.

Posted by: Orson at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Z+MSa)

254 Greg Abbott just deployed 1,000 NG.

45,000 crossed the border is the past 3 weeks.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Golfman at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (vBKFj)

255 > Reggie Love. Or, maybe, Shaft.

I'm going with Reggie, because Shaft was "Shut yo mouth", and Reggie was always willing to open his.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Vy4a0)

256 I used to read Time magazine.

When a buck was still silver, it was back when the country was strong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Z+IKu)

257 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.

Huh? How can anyone say that about "Salvage One"?!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (naEeR)

258 Oh boy. A 14-hour superhero movie!

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (DuZls)

259 Which sounds tastier.... Pork, or Pig Meat???
English Peeg- Dogs.....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (90T4r)

260 etymology of minge

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/minge#Etymology_1

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

261 Yeah, I'm gonna watch the Endgame re-release. 1) Because I am a completely biased MCU fangurl (not sure for how long, though, with Captain Marvel stinking up the joint) of and 2)Avatar was a stupid movie and I can't believe it holds the record. WTH

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 21, 2019 06:07 PM (9hauA)

262 Sam Tanenhaus--too funny. Anybody remember "New Times" or whatever the hell the name of that magazine was that he wrote for back in the 70s? Frank Rich and his over-the-top movie reviews?

Posted by: Caliban at June 21, 2019 06:07 PM (QE8X6)

263 Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9


Actually, that may be the best picture I've ever seen of her. And she left the couch at home!

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 06:07 PM (C78No)

264 Avatar..... snicker....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (90T4r)

265 Good grief. A good friend of ours was trout fishing in N. GA and slipped on some rocks. He felt and heard his ribs crack. Had to crawl a ways to his truck and had no cell service. So he managed to crawl into his vehicle, make it down a long, bumpy road without passing out from pain, and found a farm house where they had a land line and called an ambulance.


He has three broken ribs, and they're not sure what else. He called our son and asked if he could drive to the mountains tomorrow with friend's wife to pick up the truck and bring it back.

Dayum. I hurt thinking about those broken ribs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

266 252 Puttanesca sauce is what the Italian ladies of easy virtue made for their clients
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:06 PM (jm1YL)
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I thought it was a quick and easy dish they ate BETWEEN clients.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (kQs4Y)

267 So the other hours of footage are more Captain Marvel and GrrrlPower squad, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (DuZls)

268 ''Actually, that may be the best picture I've ever seen of her. And she left the couch at home!''

But she put on the kitchen curtains.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

269
SFW, as long as you don't read it out loud. Well, depending on your work, it might be safe.

https://tinyurl.com/y5yoy82g

Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:09 PM (UFLLM)

270 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:46 PM (fUqBx)

You are correct. Trump doesn't seem to get it. It could be his tragic blind spot.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 21, 2019 06:09 PM (H8QX8)

271 >>>Huh? How can anyone say that about "Salvage One"?!


omg I saw the first two episodes. I think there were probably only six.

all i remember from that show is the claim, which i take as true, that there is a law on the books saying that a salvage crew gets a certain cut (or who knows, all of it) from his salvage.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

272 267 So the other hours of footage are more Captain Marvel and GrrrlPower squad, right?
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (DuZls)

Honestly, that's what I'm expecting.

Another reason for me to skip it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (bcbK8)

273 The Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her "sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her hair in natural curls."

Frump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

274 Everything squared away for the new manufacturing job?

Things are in motion. I'm supposed to start on the 1st, which gives me time to do some preparatory stuff like my daktari appt next week and apply for a passport. Odds and ends, mostly. I'm glad I have time. I prolly could've started next Monday if I'd pushed it, but 29 years old.

Besides, I want to just celebrate and ponder the possibilities for a day or two. There's a lot of stuff that needs attention around Casa Backwardio and I need to prioritize some of it.

But, I'm pretty tickled at the idea of getting some money coming in again. Never thought this would happen.


Did the good nurse arrive home safely?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (HaL55)

275 The asshole of the film wears a "Keep America White Again" cap and has a dog named Rumsfeld, and the apocalypse is immanentized by polar fracking. And consumerism.

The new, soulless "Child's Play" also has Important Messages about consumerism.

Reckon I might just watch "Bride Of Chucky" again instead.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (ykYG2)

276 Dayum. I hurt thinking about those broken ribs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

Cracked ribs. A very underrated pain.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX8)

277 The Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her "sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her hair in natural curls."
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But no mention of a pert bum.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (kQs4Y)

278 It is Friday, we are not in a shooting war with Iran, and the Democrats are so very vexed with El Jefe.... what a good week....

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (90T4r)

279 ''I thought it was a quick and easy dish they ate BETWEEN clients. ''

AND I thought it was a quick and easy dish they made so the delicious aromas wafting from their windows would beckon their willing victims in

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (jm1YL)

280 >>You are correct. Trump doesn't seem to get it. It could be his tragic blind spot.

His son tweets about it on an almost daily basis. I'm pretty sure he's aware.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (PxX58)

281
Huh? How can anyone say that about "Salvage One"?!
Posted by: Rob Crawford


Moon over Mayberry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (aKsyK)

282 Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9

Actually, that may be the best picture I've ever seen of her. And she left the couch at home!
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 06:07 PM (C78No)

She looks just ok but needs to work on her posture.
And I don't think those are "natural curls". Most likely a wig or weave.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (9hauA)

283 I see that Allahpundit is all over this "journalist!" claim that she was - um - conveniently raped by Trump. He says: ""What did she gain by this alleged lie?" - okay, besides selling her new book, who knows?

I hate it when he plays Mr. Super Smart for half a post, and then Mr. Super Moron "who knows?" for other half...

Posted by: Boswell at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (32YRo)

284 Shit Jane. That poor guy. Not much you can do about broken ribs either except tape up the torso and try not to move.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (dUJdY)

285 Oh FFS. I've seen better fashion at our local Walmart.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 06:05 PM (oiNtH)
........

I've seen better fashion on our backyard picnic table.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

286 I heard someone describing the new Toy Story movie as being about Gurl Power. Annie Potts describes the female doll as being "super woke."

How sad. I remember our son enjoying the original Toy Story when he was five.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

287 Did the good nurse arrive home safely?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (HaL55)

Last I heard, she landed ok.

Going shooting tomorrow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

288 120 Will I get my car keyed if I sport a Trump 2024 bumper sticker on it?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 21, 2019 05:47 PM (4ZE6o)



To ask the question is to know the answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

289
Most glam FLOTUS ever:

https://tinyurl.com/y5zrlav9
Posted by: Jane D'oh

======

omg I clicked, expecting it to be Melania, and when I got to that page, I thought that is the scruffiest, driest, dullest Melania body double hoax I've ever seen. Then I realized what I was looking at.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (y0Ogx)

290 >>>283 I see that Allahpundit is all over this "journalist!" claim that she was - um - conveniently raped by Trump. He says: ""What did she gain by this alleged lie?" - okay, besides selling her new book, who knows?

I hate it when he plays Mr. Super Smart for half a post, and then Mr. Super Moron "who knows?" for other half...

...

when's he smart, now?

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

291 ''The Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her "sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her hair in natural curls."

Bleached curls. I bet it's one of those hats with the hair built in though

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (jm1YL)

292 277
The Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her
"sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her
hair in natural curls."

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But no mention of a pert bum.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (kQs4Y)


I believe Barack was mentioned in the piece.

Posted by: Reggie at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (geIq4)

293 >>I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head. Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?

-- End of ACORN (yeah, they regrouped, but that was a gig 'get')
-- PBS president to resign
-- Stopped a DC inauguration ever poison attack and IIRC, a Disrupt J20 attack on the inauguration parade; got convictions
-- Got several Socialists working in federal govt. fired for using work resources to locate homes of Trump people and protest them
-- Got Scott Foval and Robert Creamer on camera admitting to decades of campaign and voter fraud schemes; IIRC, a woman hired by Foval to claim she was attacked by a MAGA person lost in court


Let me see if there's others, but. . . .

He's made Lefties uncomfortable, currently those in Silicon Valley, because they now worry he has an insider placed in their organizations!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (bDqIh)

294 One thing that is strange is that the verb "table" has exact opposite meanings in the British Parliament and US Congress. In the US it means to remove a piece of legislation from consideration. In the UK (and I assume other English speaking parliaments) it means to present legislation for consideration.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (xPl2J)

295
The Leftist authoritarians control all levers of power in America, and are above consequences for anything.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 05:52 PM (fUqBx)


Nobody has asked me yet. We're standing tall and ready to go.

Posted by: Lamp Posts of America at June 21, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

296 all i remember from that show is the claim, which i take as true, that there is a law on the books saying that a salvage crew gets a certain cut (or who knows, all of it) from his salvage.

I remember their space capsule made from the drum of a cement mixer.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:13 PM (naEeR)

297
Dayum. I hurt thinking about those broken ribs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)



Cracked ribs. A very underrated pain.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX


I've had a cracked rib. Hurt like hell. But not as bad as the broken tail bone I've FINALLY recovered from.


Anyhow, our friend is a retired doctor, and said he honestly thought he might die on that trout stream. So it must have been a nightmare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

298 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR....well you know.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:14 PM (FiUMj)

299 >>>She looks just ok but needs to work on her posture.

not kidding around, and maybe I'll mend fences with broseidon by saying this, but deadlifts are *the* exercise for correcting posture.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

300 when's he smart, now?

Posted by: ace

Well, "play" is the dominate verb here...

Posted by: Boswell at June 21, 2019 06:14 PM (32YRo)

301 Yeah, so O'Keeffe caught some lower-level software engineer saying something about picking out people they don't like? We've already heard that and it's never much of anything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 21, 2019 05:43 PM (M9ntN)

It's not O'Keefe's fault. It's our pathetic republicans. This issue sits there like a fat target and they won't do anything. And Trump is dithering on it too. Perilous to put off action.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 21, 2019 06:14 PM (H8QX8)

302 She looks just ok but needs to work on her posture.
And I don't think those are "natural curls". Most likely a wig or weave.


I think she looks horrid. No bra? IDC if it's a sundress, she's way past the no bra stage. Hair looks like crap. Shitty hat. Nothing in that pic says glamorous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

303 294 One thing that is strange is that the verb "table" has exact opposite meanings in the British Parliament and US Congress. In the US it means to remove a piece of legislation from consideration. In the UK (and I assume other English speaking parliaments) it means to present legislation for consideration.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (xPl2J)


___

And it also means a piece of furniture where one eats!!

MIND.

FUCKING.

BLOWN.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:15 PM (FiUMj)

304 not kidding around, and maybe I'll mend fences with
broseidon by saying this, but deadlifts are *the* exercise for
correcting posture.





Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)


Haven't you seen Obama lifting those 20 lb. weights?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

305 >>''The Daily Mail went on and on about how lovely Mooch looked in her "sundress, floppy hat, and simple layered gold jewelry, and wearing her hair in natural curls."


The Brits can keep her!
No, really, let her be your fashion icon/gal pal in residence in London, so you can squee about Michelle and Meghan Markle!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 06:15 PM (bDqIh)

306 And I don't think those are "natural curls". Most likely a wig or weave.

When they suddenly get that long should be a tell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

307 ''I've had a cracked rib. Hurt like hell. But not as bad as the broken tail bone I've FINALLY recovered from. ''

My sympathies. I've heard that is EXTREMELY painful.

You know I like this trend to CAPS. FUN.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:16 PM (jm1YL)

308 I can really get sucked into any comment thread about etymologies and this new post is way overdo

---

I like this sentence so much.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 21, 2019 06:16 PM (SYNdr)

309 "I just want to get something up."

Bob Dole wanted to get something up too.

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 21, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

310 I think she looks horrid. No bra? IDC if it's a sundress, she's way past the no bra stage.


I kind of like the titties. You can cavil about the rest of the package but the titties are kind of nice.

Floppy hat, bad weave, big bum, whatevs, if you put the titties out there a lot gets overlooked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 06:17 PM (fuK7c)

311 Eris, I found something for you !
twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaIs/status/1138891376052097026

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:17 PM (ykYG2)

312 anyone notice that Pence's name wasn't on the signs at the rally? Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: artemis at June 21, 2019 06:17 PM (AwPyG)

313 The HQ has become all grammatical and sciencey and stuff. Pretty soon the 'ettes will need to wear bras and the 'rons will be required to wear pants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

314 My daughters were pissed at me for not taking them to see Capt Marvel at the theater. We rented it the other day, and both of them hated the movie and stopped watching part way through. I ended up being the only one who watched the whole thing. It was hands down the worst Marvel movie. Since casting Robert Downey jr as Ironman, they have made great casting decisions, but Brie Larson was a total fail.

Posted by: Eric at June 21, 2019 06:18 PM (a2F+C)

315 Didn't Mooch's mother ever admonish her to "Stand up straight. Shoulders back." Almost every photo I've seen of her, she has terrible posture.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 21, 2019 06:18 PM (RfzVr)

316 When they suddenly get that long should be a tell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Well, if grown naturally long, I suggest they should have taken on the shape of a "fro" - just saying

Posted by: Boswell at June 21, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

317 #20 - I'm not reading the other 300 comments to see if anyone else remarked on this, but the Welsh word for rabbit is cwningen, which I'm assuming is also related to coney.

Fun fact, Welsh words for animals that actually live in Wales are usually nothing like the modern English words (horse is ceffyl, turtle is crwban, etc.), but words for animals that don't live in Wales are often cognates of the English words (shark is siarc, monkey is mwnci, etc.).

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rWZ8Y)

318 Going shooting tomorrow.

Since my future employer makes barrels, the question of how I felt about guns came up. Told them I'd been thinking about a nice little Glock 9 for carry and was a former NRA member (which I can now renew!) Hey, this money thing is way kewl.

How about your job prospect? I don't think we talked about it the other day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (HaL55)

319
Salvage 1 aired 16 episodes and left 4 in the can. Andy Griffith as the junk yard guy and a couple pieces of tail as the obligatory tail.

The spaceship looks like Barky's wet dream of a dildo. Very shafty and knobby.

Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (UFLLM)

320 >>anyone notice that Pence's name wasn't on the signs at the rally? Or am I misremembering?

His name is on the swag for sale at the he Trump 2020 shop.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (bDqIh)

321 The Conservative Case for calling a dude beautiful and stylish "woman" because "she" manages to hide her junk in women's clothing in public.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (72spU)

322 I see chique has the same impression.

Posted by: cfo mom at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (RfzVr)

323 311 Eris, I found something for you !
twitter.com/Extinct_AnimaIs/status/1138891376052097026
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:17 PM (ykYG2)
----
Wyverns!!!!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)

324
Feeling rather low today. Even though I have a week left, I pretty well cleared out my office today. 10+ years come to nothing. Also, I don't think the interview I had this week is going to pan out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (Wx/+I)

325 Cracked ribs. A very underrated pain.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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It only hurts when I laugh, or cough, or sneeze,...or try to sleep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (4bd7D)

326 Can you imagine the conversations Barry, Bono, George Clooney and their wives have about the U. S. under Trump?

Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

327 My wife has shit taste in entertainment, but there's nothing I can do.

She's watching the new season of 'Designated Survivor' on Netflix.

It always sucked, but, geez, it's unbelievable now.

Lefty liberal fantasy land. It's 'The Birth of A Nation' for Woketards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

328 The HQ has become all grammatical and sciencey and stuff. Pretty soon the 'ettes will need to wear bras and the 'rons will be required to wear pants.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:18 PM


Why not vice versa?

Posted by: Caitlyn at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (DMUuz)

329 Just checking in from Mrs D's chore list.
Nadler is a complete asshat. What a jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (axyOa)

330 Salvage 1 was originally a TV movie that got monster ratings.

The series, not so much.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

331 314 My daughters were pissed at me for not taking them to see Capt Marvel at the theater. We rented it the other day, and both of them hated the movie and stopped watching part way through. I ended up being the only one who watched the whole thing. It was hands down the worst Marvel movie. Since casting Robert Downey jr as Ironman, they have made great casting decisions, but Brie Larson was a total fail.
Posted by: Eric at June 21, 2019 06:18 PM (a2F+C)


Not to mention you saved $50 bucks!

Friggin' awesome DAD move!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

332 "144
I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not
saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head.
Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 05:49 PM (e46OR)"
..
It's the sort of stuff that brings along change that's invisible... until it's not.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (eAshZ)

333 Jane - Could have been worse, could have heard banjo music...or maybe...other things might have happened.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 21, 2019 06:22 PM (4bd7D)

334 Lefty liberal fantasy land. It's 'The Birth of A Nation' for Woketards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

A podcast I listen to played clips from the transgender sister-in-law episode. It was cringeworthy.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 06:22 PM (xPl2J)

335 23
btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

So, WSU a lot from the end I'd ST:OS to the beginning of Stargate:SG1.

Posted by: Kipling at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (xQJTG)

336 Seattle Times has a piece today all about the al-right. They all hate immigrants, and guess who they love? Trump. Why? Cuz he hates immigrants too. Oh oh oh and the alt right also fears that the govt will take away guns, and that's so dumb since nobody on the left ever talks about that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (FiUMj)

337 So Trump DOES go up on Mt. Rushmore.

Pretty damned cool.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (fUa3X)

338 ''Can you imagine the conversations Barry, Bono, George Clooney and their wives have about the U. S. under Trump?''

They'll be talking about the PDT's refusal to fall for the Iranian trap they set for him.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (jm1YL)

339 It only hurts when I laugh, or cough, or sneeze,...or try to sleep.

Or wipe a certain critical area of the body.

Posted by: dartist at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (K22Va)

340 "10+ years come to nothing. Also, I don't think the interview I had this week is going to pan out."

Hang in there, something will happen. If you can do it, becoming self employed can be a wonderful thing.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

341 "words for animals that don't live in Wales are often cognates of the English words (shark is siarc, monkey is mwnci, etc.)."

"Cognate" is a word that is descended from the same root, like canine and hound (Grimm's Law: Germannic hund

If siarc is shark, that's more likely a transliteration (from English). "Radio" is another "Welsh" word, taken from English.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

342 Well, if he did want to become Dictator for Life, it would be pretty stupid tell everybody about it, ya know?

Posted by: pj at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (qlTN9)

343 >>>We rented it the other day, and both of them hated the movie and stopped watching part way through. I ended up being the only one who watched the whole thing.

I have a copy via a friend. I have tried to watch it three times, but I cannot get more than five minutes in before turning it off.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (PbpT7)

344 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

Hogwash! Angel's Revenge, anyone?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

345 not kidding around, and maybe I'll mend fences with broseidon by saying
this, but deadlifts are *the* exercise for correcting posture.


They're also teh shiznit for curing a lower back injury. You have to ease into it gradually, real gradually, tho'. Once I got those muscles built back up, I never had that injury again, for which I'm thankful.

Now sciatica, that's a whole different thing. I've never been in so much pain in my life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (HaL55)

346 I previously said maybe I'd love-blog Captain Marvel.

but i'm not going to do that. If I didn't finish Hound of the Baskervilles, there's no way I'm finishing this piece of shit.

(PS I finished hound of the baskervilles and also my shelves. #TwoWeeks )

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

347
Excellent Saturday Topic:

'Movies We Turned Off in 30 Minutes or Less'

Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (UFLLM)

348 Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (O2RFr)

349 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:10 PM (HaL55)

Sounds good man, I'm happy for you! Yep, she is home safe, sound and understandably tired.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

350 He should be impeached for this tweet!

Posted by: Nancy and Schiff and the Dems at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)

351
Mentioned yesterday by someone here: The CHiPs episode when Ponch goes on a game show is on right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (nZ1Sl)

352 "monkey is mwnci,"

So help me, I cannot read that without hearing Peter Sellers' Clouseau voice. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:26 PM (xPJvm)

353 Moron in Welsh is Twpsyn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 06:26 PM (DMUuz)

354 THANK YOU PIXY. (Teach me to use an open wedge bracket as an arrow.)

Germannic hund is from proto IndoEuropean *cun, like Latin canis.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

355 348
Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

Posted by: It's me donna

Her name is Justine Smollett and she coincidentally has a book just published.

Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:26 PM (UFLLM)

356 Excellent Saturday Topic:

'Movies We Turned Off in 30 Minutes or Less'


You really want the Morons to catalog their pron collections?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:26 PM (naEeR)

357 Hope Hicks should have called him Tweedle Dee right back. And when chastised corrected herself, Tweedle Dum.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:27 PM (1g7ch)

358 LOL

Headline on Fox: Mexico to meet with 19 other countries to boost a plan to stop illegal immigration

Yeah I'm sure Mexico+19 will try reaaaaaaaly hard to stop their illiterate peasants from going to el norte.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:27 PM (FiUMj)

359 (PS I finished hound of the baskervilles and also my shelves. #TwoWeeks )
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM


We've heard this before.

Posted by: Phas3 at June 21, 2019 06:27 PM (DMUuz)

360
Her name is Justine Smollett and she coincidentally has a book just published.

Is she related to Jussie?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

361 >>>They're also teh shiznit for curing a lower back injury. You have to ease into it gradually, real gradually, tho'. Once I got those muscles built back up, I never had that injury again, for which I'm thankful.


I think deadlifts are the lift with the most immediate payoff. Just in terms of standing you up straight and with shoulders back (without exerting conscious effort).

I can't think of an exercise that has a faster bang for the buck.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

362 344 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

Hogwash! Angel's Revenge, anyone?


Future Cop

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (sGtp+)

363 The new, soulless "Child's Play" also has Important Messages about consumerism.

Reckon I might just watch "Bride Of Chucky" again instead.


Chucky takes Manhattan Hellbound

Posted by: Pauline Phillip's desiccated corpse at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (BRpqW)

364 Hypothetically; hypothetically speaking, if Nadler were to be punched in the face would it fold around like an anal absorbing Kenyan?

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (nuOac)

365
Best part of Bad Movies?

For instance: the best part of The Ghost And The Darkness was when Michael Douglass got mauled to ribbons by the lion.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (nZ1Sl)

366 I just ate the yummiest stuffed artichoke...and I made 3 so 2 more for the weekend. Yay me.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

367 Excellent Saturday Topic:

'Movies We Turned Off in 30 Minutes or Less'
Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM (UFLLM)
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Probably won't be here for that, so: Hot Tub Time Machine.

Of course, I do have another category: Critically Acclaimed movies that wore out their welcome.

Das Boot-- every cliche in the book, Germans who were "blameless"--and I could have gave a standing-O if they went down again.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (DuZls)

368 About 20 hours into the video from the submerged camera, Nathan Robinson saw the sharp points of tentacles sneaking into the camera's view: 'My heart felt like exploding.'

twitter.com/NYTScience/status/1142043264259956736

Don't tell Kurt.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (ykYG2)

369
Is she related to Jussie?

Well, the both like it in the squeak hole, so ya I suppose.

Posted by: Bear at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (UFLLM)

370 "finished hound of the baskervilles"

Really? Did you like the part about the volcano?

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

371 Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?


GLORIA ALLRED'S GREATEST HITS

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

372 If siarc is shark, that's more likely a transliteration (from English). "Radio" is another "Welsh" word, taken from English.


This is another reason to hate the French. Of course if another culture has a word for something you've never seen you sort of adopt it. Unless you're French.

We and the Brits came up with computers.

Germans looked at one and said "der Computer". Spanish said "el compudador?". Sure. Cool. Y'all are in the spirit of things.

French? L'ordinateur. Seriously France? You think you're fooling anyone by making up a word? We invented computers and you act like it was based on ancient Gallic mythology.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (fuK7c)

373
not kidding around, and maybe I'll mend fences with broseidon by saying

this, but deadlifts are *the* exercise for correcting posture.

They're
also teh shiznit for curing a lower back injury. You have to ease into
it gradually, real gradually, tho'. Once I got those muscles built back
up, I never had that injury again, for which I'm thankful.

Now sciatica, that's a whole different thing. I've never been in so much pain in my life.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (HaL55)


D'oh Boy finally got to the VA in Charleston, SC a few weeks ago (after a five year wait), and he has damaged discs in his back and neck from 'splodey situation in Afghanistan. He's been doing weights for a while, but they tell him he will need surgery if he's ever going to be without pain. He also has bone spurs in both ankles and his knees are a complete mess.

Other than that, he's a normal, healthy 29 y.o.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

374 336 Seattle Times has a piece today all about the al-right. They all hate immigrants, and guess who they love? Trump. Why? Cuz he hates immigrants too. Oh oh oh and the alt right also fears that the govt will take away guns, and that's so dumb since nobody on the left ever talks about that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (FiUMj)

The Seattle Times.

The sports section isn't too woke yet, so there's that.

Their news sections remind me of watching apes throw poo at the zoo.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

375 Since GAINZ came a day early, here a fucking weird finding: evidence that concentric and eccentric weight training can cause different amounts of muscle growth in different parts of the same muscle (i.e. "muscle shaping"):

https://twitter.com/bradschoenfeld/status
/1106227548101312514

(space after "status")

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (q177U)

376 >>>Really? Did you like the part about the volcano?


best part!!!

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

377 Best part of Bad Movies?

For instance: the best part of The Ghost And The Darkness was when Michael Douglass got mauled to ribbons by the lion.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (nZ1Sl)
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I didn't think Ghost And the Darkness was that bad a movie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)

378 ''PS I finished hound of the baskervilles and also my shelves. #TwoWeeks )
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:25 PM ''

When is long delayed discussion thread gonna happen? We're ready when YOU are.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (jm1YL)

379
Is she related to Jussie?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)


Her name is E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (TAmPV)

380 I missed the last thread -- did anyone bring up the claim that "lox" is the English word that has not changed pronunciation or (mostly) meaning since proto-IndoEuropean?

Apparently it traces back to mean "salmon", and now means "smoked salmon", and the pronunciation changes that led to English never touched the word.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (naEeR)

381

OT/

Found video of yesterday's oral arguments in the 9th over fight over border wall funding:

https://youtu.be/XRlX0qZXky8

If you find that interesting, and I do, then you are a verified policy wonk. Lot of heady legal arguments in the 90 minute hearing. I know its the 9th Circuit, but two of the three judges are Bush appointees... so there is a chance.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (Xqo6t)

382 Sounds good man, I'm happy for you! Yep, she is home safe, sound and understandably tired.

And still burping BBQ, I bet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (HaL55)

383 Not only did I read Hound, but I downloaded all the sherlock holmes stories and books, and got halfway through the third volume.

I should finish that off, just to check it off the list. I think the last one I read was the one with the Silver Blaze, the stolen horse one.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

384

361 >>>They're also teh shiznit for curing a lower back injury. You have to ease into it gradually, real gradually, tho'. Once I got those muscles built back up, I never had that injury again, for which I'm thankful.


I think deadlifts are the lift with the most immediate payoff. Just in terms of standing you up straight and with shoulders back (without exerting conscious effort).

I can't think of an exercise that has a faster bang for the buck.
------------------
Christian Thibaudeau has some thoughts on that.



https://tinyurl.com/q8bwubg

Posted by: Pauline Phillip's desiccated corpse at June 21, 2019 06:30 PM (BRpqW)

385 348
Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

Posted by: It's me donna
........

It's indelible in her hippocampus.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

386 Is there an objective definition of fairness?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 21, 2019 06:30 PM (hSQmw)

387 I find it amusing that the summer solstice here in CO has us socked in with heavy overcast and rain, and snow in the mountains.

The whole month has been pretty consistently cooler than normal. The snowpack is immense, and is only lately melting. the runoff might prove to be epic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:30 PM (xPJvm)

388 Watched Captain Marvel from Redbox. It was meh not spawn of Hell.

Main chick was likable enough like Hillary. As in not.

The grrll power was not strong like advertised. However the half dozen CM based video game trailers with successively more dykey CM characters was just way over the top.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (ZfRYq)

389 >>>When is long delayed discussion thread gonna happen? We're ready when YOU are.


well by now I've forgotten it. All I remember is that the Esquimaux have frontal ridges indicating that they have a low intellect and are prone to sex crimes.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)

390 Really? Did you like the part about the volcano?
---
Is that where Smeagol bites off Frodo's finger?

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (DuZls)

391
Also: movies where you cheer when the protagonist dies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)

392 O M G.....

@TIME

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

The animation you shared is a manipulated version of the Oct. 22, 2018, cover of TIME. Here's the real one:

https://tinyurl.com/y388tazd


They're getting a whole lotta 'no shit sherlock' in the replies.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

393 ''Not only did I read Hound, but I downloaded all the sherlock holmes stories and books, and got halfway through the third volume.''

WOW. Nothing like a good Sherlock story.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (jm1YL)

394 >>>Seattle Times has a piece today all about the al-right. They all hate immigrants, and guess who they love? Trump. Why? Cuz he hates immigrants too. Oh oh oh and the alt right also fears that the govt will take away guns, and that's so dumb since nobody on the left ever talks about that.

And what's their fucking point? That sounds pretty reasonable.

Posted by: Max Power at June 21, 2019 06:32 PM (q177U)

395 Hypothetically; hypothetically speaking, if Nadler were to be punched in the face would it fold around like an anal absorbing Kenyan?
Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (nuOac)


Good question. Let's try.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 21, 2019 06:33 PM (aS1PU)

396 farmer's walk is a big payoff exercise too.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

397 I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head. Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man


This is Defeatism. This is the creed of RINOs and cowards. Get thee fucked, Satan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 06:33 PM (DrqHq)

398 Their news sections remind me of watching apes throw poo at the zoo.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

------

It's a rag worth only for wrapping poo once they clean the ape's cage.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)

399 Also: movies where you cheer when the protagonist dies.

"Small Soldiers" -- Wil Wheaton gunned down on the steps of his school, by National Guard and police.

I thought some of my college friends were going to weep with joy at that scene.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:33 PM (naEeR)

400 Also: movies where you cheer when the protagonist dies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)

Related: last time I watched The Breakfast Club (which will continue to be the last time) I so wanted the principal to beat the ever-lovin' shit out of Bender.

Being 29 grants one wisdom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (xPJvm)

401 Also: movies where you cheer when the protagonist dies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Wx/+I)
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Also Das Boot, because (rolls eyes) everybody dies at the end. But it was more sort of "At least this is over."

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

402 Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

After the Kavanaugh hearings, that kind of stuff rates an eyeroll, if that.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (h2Bdk)

403 farmer's walk is a big payoff exercise too.

Stepping from ridge to ridge in a plowed field or avoiding cow pats in an unplowed field?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (naEeR)

404 I don't know why PDT has to advertise retaliation to Iran. A couple of things could just mysteriously blow up, with no comment from the US.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

405
CAPTIVE IN A GOLDEN CAGE

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

406 Seattle Times has a piece today all about the al-right. They all hate immigrants, and guess who they love? Trump. Why? Cuz he hates immigrants too. Oh oh oh and the alt right also fears that the govt will take away guns, and that's so dumb since nobody on the left ever talks about that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:23 PM (FiUMj)


Umm, Trump loves himself immigrants sexually, at least one literally.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:35 PM (1g7ch)

407 we're all trumpists now.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Pg+x7)

408 ''Can you imagine the conversations Barry, Bono, George Clooney and their wives have about the U. S. under Trump?''


"Oh, we are special."

"YES! We are special, and superior, too!"

"And we are brilliant as we are special"

"It is too bad the rest of America can't be so, so, so AWESOME like us."


"Tee hee hee"

*snort* *cackle*


"Hahaha! Oh, Barack, you've said it again!"

"Yeah, awesome..... and dreamy!"

Posted by: Leftist dickheads and their sycophant wives at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

409 TRUMPY CAN DO MAGIC!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (xPJvm)

410 TRUMP HUMP

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (DuZls)

411 I missed the last thread -- did anyone bring up the claim that "lox" is the English word that has not changed pronunciation or (mostly) meaning since proto-IndoEuropean?

Apparently it traces back to mean "salmon", and now means "smoked salmon", and the pronunciation changes that led to English never touched the word.



That came up a few weeks ago and I call bullshit.

They're Lachs in German, Lax in Scandi, and Lox in Jewish, all pronounced the same. Lox in America means smoked salmon. My theory is that the only way one encountered lox in the shtetles was in the smoked form. Your basic Tevye would never encounter fresh salmon.

And salmon are not an Indo-European fish. They live in the north Atlantic and the Baltic. They're sort of a Hanseatic fish if you need to narrow it down.

There is no reason for a Hindu root word for salmon because they never had any.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (fuK7c)

412 half-assed, droopy Captain Marvel?)
So, basically, Droopy Dog?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (Dh1wo)

413
MY TOWER, LET ME PUT IT IN YOU

Posted by: The Donald at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (nZ1Sl)

414 Colombo disagrees with Zombie about the lack of good TV in the 70s.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (/Njku)

415 > Annie Potts describes the female doll as being "super woke."

Which tells me the studio is going to be super broke.

The studios will learn eventually. Maybe by going bankrupt, but they'll learn.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (Vy4a0)

416 I have an appointment next week with a personal trainer to help me whip my butt back into shape.

I was supposed to meet with her last week, but husband's sudden hospital stay and Type 1 diabetes surprise delayed it.

Anyhow, I'm no longer 29, but I want to get back into my cute dresses and things, and just generally feel better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

417 303 294 One thing that is strange is that the verb "table" has exact opposite meanings in the British Parliament and US Congress. In the US it means to remove a piece of legislation from consideration. In the UK (and I assume other English speaking parliaments) it means to present legislation for consideration.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 06:12 PM (xPl2J)


___

And it also means a piece of furniture where one eats!!

MIND.

FUCKING.

BLOWN.


yeah, well, here's one for you: "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

418 ''Best part of Bad Movies? ''

You know that Samurai movie Tom Cruise made? Well I was fond of the scene where the little samurai beats the sh*t out of Tom's character with a stick the first time I watched it. Then after a couple more viewing I actually decided the movie wasn't half bad so then I felt guilty.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (jm1YL)

419 If you're going to punch Nadless, get him right in the belly to see how well that lap band holds up.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

420 Umm, Trump loves himself immigrants sexually, at least one literally.


Ivana was Czech, as well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

421 I was reading allahpundit's twitter feed and he's totally off the rails. He's a Bill Kristol Republican now. I believe if prodded he would join ISIS to display his anti-Trump bona fides.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (4e+hS)

422 >>>Stepping from ridge to ridge in a plowed field or avoiding cow pats in an unplowed field?


it's just carrying around heavy weights. Hits the back, hits the legs a bit, really hits the traps. Plus it's kind of long exercise (depending on how long you walk for) so it can be a type of cardio.

So: If someone were going to walk for exercise for 40 minutes, he might better carry 45 pound weights *or whatever) in each hand and walk for 8 minutes instead.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

423 397 I love OKeefe's stuff but has any of it brought about change? Not saying it hasn't but that I can't think of anything on top of my head. Was he the one who broke the Trump inaugaration disruption plotters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man

They did take down ACORN.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (Xqo6t)

424 I don't know why PDT has to advertise retaliation to Iran. A couple of things could just mysteriously blow up, with no comment from the US.

At this point he's working to put a wedge between the Democrats and the Iranians as much as the Iranians and, say, the Germans.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (naEeR)

425 >>I don't know why PDT has to advertise retaliation to Iran. A couple of things could just mysteriously blow up, with no comment from the US.


I'm guessing he's doing this publicly, so that if/when Iran does another provocation, he's on record as giving them one free pass by showing restraint; takes the strength out of the hot-headed/impulsive Trump "will bumble us into war" shtick Schumer and others were peddling.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (bDqIh)

426
Steak, American or Tex-Mex tonight?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (Wx/+I)

427 DEFILED ON THE ESCALATOR

One woman's heroic fever dream

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (xPJvm)

428 Thank you. Come again.

Posted by: hindu root word at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (Dh1wo)

429 I want to try the high snatch pull but I'm reluctant due to safety reasons.

Posted by: Pauline Phillip's desiccated corpse at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (BRpqW)

430 392 O M G.....

@TIME

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

The animation you shared is a manipulated version of the Oct. 22, 2018, cover of TIME. Here's the real one:

https://tinyurl.com/y388tazd


They're getting a whole lotta 'no shit sherlock' in the replies.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

____

Wow.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (FiUMj)

431 MY TOWER, LET ME PUT IT IN YOU

Posted by: The Donald at June 21, 2019 06:36 PM (nZ1Sl)


Okay. This is my favorite so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

432 Would of loved it if Hicks had stood up and said "Look you fat little fuck, call me that again and you're going back to the hospital."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (axyOa)

433 ''Colombo disagrees with Zombie about the lack of good TV in the 70s.''

So does Carol Burnett and Mary Tyler Moore.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (jm1YL)

434 amazon has these little farmer's walk implements for like $50. Just a handle, a bit of a strut, and then a bar to stick weights on.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

435 Wales are often cognates of the English words (shark is siarc, monkey is mwnci, etc.).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rWZ8Y)

Does your mwnci bite?....

Posted by: Zombie Peter Sellers at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (Z+IKu)

436 yeah, well, here's one for you: "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+)


Famous and infamous too

Posted by: The Three Amigos at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (aS1PU)

437 we're all trumpists now.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Pg+x7)
.........

Trumpeteers?

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

438 Stacey Abrams and Bernie Sanders need to collaborate on some rape novels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

439 D'oh Boy finally got to the VA in Charleston, SC a few weeks ago (after a
five year wait), and he has damaged discs in his back and neck from
'splodey situation in Afghanistan. He's been doing weights for a while,
but they tell him he will need surgery if he's ever going to be without
pain. He also has bone spurs in both ankles and his knees are a complete
mess.

Other than that, he's a normal, healthy 29 y.o.


Crap. That's not good.

B'Boy^2 had a lot of orthopedic problems he was born with, so I did a bunch of research into anatomy so I could have an idea of what they were doing to him. He was clubfooted and had both feet pointed way left. He got his feet casted every week and had to wear shoes with a bar between them when he slept for about a year. Didn't walk until he was over 2 y/o. Then he had to have the growth plate on his femur scraped to inhibit the growth because one leg was longer than the other by about 1.5".

I learned more than I ever thought I'd need to know about the human body and the goings-on inside a hospital because of him.


Muscle and connective tissue can be built through diet and exercise, bone can too, but to a much lesser extent. I'm not sure about D'oh Boy's disks, but I think there may be ways to replace those or promote bone growth through electrical stimulation. May need to check outside the VA system to see what tech is out there. Prayers up for him and teh hubster, too. Y'all are going through the mill right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)

440 Plus: Donald Trump Declares End to American Republic or Something

Posted by Ace of Spades at 05:32 PM Comments


Will the Zero Dark Thirty raids by the defskwadz be televised pay-per-view to help pay for The Wall? I need to know so that I can program my DVR.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 21, 2019 06:40 PM (5Yee7)

441 "but I want to get back into my cute dresses and things, and just generally feel better."

Try not eating for 20 days. I heard that works,

Personally, I'd be eating stuff out of the yard on day 2.
Fasting probably wouldn't work for me.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

442 The E Jean Carroll accusation is interesting. It sounds very much like Trump to say "Aren't you that advice lady?" and then ask her to help pick out a gift.

But the rest of the story just doesn't seem believable. Donald Trump was very famous in NY then and if he goes into an upscale dept store, he's being watched by everyone.

Posted by: Godzilla, King of the Monsters at June 21, 2019 06:40 PM (1UtUR)

443 Her name is Justine Smollett and she coincidentally has a book just published.

Is she related to Jussie?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

- - - - - - -

Could we be sure it's not Jussie and about to declare to be transitioning?

Posted by: Decaf at June 21, 2019 06:40 PM (nyFJf)

444 I want to try the high snatch pull but I'm reluctant due to safety reasons.
Posted by: Pauline Phillip's desiccated corpse at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM

****

Pretty much an everyday thing for Nadler.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 06:40 PM (axyOa)

445 There was a noble English lass named Stewart who was to marry a Frenchman, a king I think. The country was all a twitter because they couldn't spell her name.

The French had no w in their alphabet much to their shame. So, to alleviate this dilemma they evolved a new name. Stuart.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (nuOac)

446 Try the Farmers Walk with a hex bar. I've had the bar for deadlifts for some time along with trap iso work but never considered the FW a good cardio/fat burn approach. Doing for a week now and it is exhausting.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (BRpqW)

447 Trumpeters. (I looked it up, it's a real word)

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

448 I want to try the high snatch pull but I'm reluctant due to safety reasons.

I'd settle for any -- high, low, middle...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (naEeR)

449
This German guy is hilarious. His laugh "Hm Ha Ha Ha" is hysterical.

His yt channel is all about guns, arrows, slingshots, etc.

He is very entertaining -- highly recommend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KYm6Zhmh0c

Posted by: The Donald at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (nZ1Sl)

450

Maybe American children will only have to live through one Christmas without Toys "R" Us.

About a year after closing U.S. operations, the remnant of the defunct toy chain is set to return this holiday season by opening about a half-dozen U.S. stores and an e-commerce site, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (aKsyK)

451 yeah, well, here's one for you: "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

And 'cleave' is its own antonym.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 06:42 PM (ufFY8)

452 Quinn-Martin and Irwin Allen raised me.
TV made me who I am today.
Not to mention Sidney Sheldon. (Who can tell us in which tv show he was involved?)

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (TzOeB)

Aha, a like minded individual. I'm sure you know to tune into Me-TV overnight for your QM fix.

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at June 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jdWK0)

453 If we're gonna go all GAINZZZZZ! I may be the last person on Earth to figure this out but if you're at a restaurant and you log what you're planning to order into your tracker app BEFORE you order, then you can see the results of your food lust and may choose a wiser course rather than to be filled with remorse later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:42 PM (+y/Ru)

454 Pretty tired of these famous billionaire guys dressing like hobos.
And they probably don't talk about Trump privately because their stocks and bonds have shot up into the stratosphere under him.

Posted by: pj at June 21, 2019 06:42 PM (qlTN9)

455
His "machine bow" is really neat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTut3SPhQ5k

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (nZ1Sl)

456 >>>Personally, I'd be eating stuff out of the yard on day 2.
Fasting probably wouldn't work for me.

well, I don't want to encourage anyone, but I would say, this all sounds very hard, until you actually try it. Once you can do 16 hours routinely, doing one meal a day isn't so hard, and then it's not so hard to go 36 hours. And then two days. etc.

I mean, it is hard at first, but it's not so hard that someone like me, who has low willpower and is really pretty much a pussy, can't do it.

It's hard but not really hard.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

457 Does your mwnci bite?....

Michelle's does

Posted by: barry from djakarta at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)

458 Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

After the Kavanaugh hearings, that kind of stuff rates an eyeroll, if that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (h2Bdk)


And 25 Years ago if she she got a lawyer she'd have received a million to shut up and go away without further question.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (1g7ch)

459 I don't know why PDT has to advertise retaliation to Iran. A couple of things could just mysteriously blow up, with no comment from the US.

That's an option. But what's the point? That will put them in the position of having to retaliate or look weak. It's how you end up in a war without anyone wanting one. Neither the US or Iran actually wants a war.

The best thing Trump can do right now is keep the economic pressure on Iran. The Mullahs are hurting. Their grip is a bit tenuous. They can't afford an Arab Spring type uprising.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (h2Bdk)

460
So, to alleviate this dilemma they evolved a new name. Stuart.

Actually, Stu Art. Which is still better than Stoourt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (Wx/+I)

461 344 btw, yesterday Zombie made the Most Absurd Ridiculous Claim Ever here on AoS: She said ALL tv in the 70's to 1986 was garbage.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TzOeB)

Hogwash! Angel's Revenge, anyone?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:24 PM (xPJvm)


" My Mother the Car.....".... Top That!!

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

462 Here's one. why does "fast" mean "go quickly" and also "abstain from food"?

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:44 PM (UdKB7)

463
Muscle and connective tissue can be built
through diet and exercise, bone can too, but to a much lesser extent.
I'm not sure about D'oh Boy's disks, but I think there may be ways to
replace those or promote bone growth through electrical stimulation. May
need to check outside the VA system to see what tech is out there.
Prayers up for him and teh hubster, too. Y'all are going through the
mill right now.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)


Thanks. I wanted to kill my husband last night, if the diabetes didn't. He went out with a vendor and ate a sandwich, no bun (he didn't have any carbs all day---huge no-no), and came home and his BG was dangerously low. He ate some ice cream and got it back up.

This morning, he took his BG, is was still low-ish, had breakfast, and I asked him if he'd taken his insulin before he ate. He was all, "Ummm...I forgot."

I'm stressing out more over his situation than he is. He blames owning a business, but he's also kind of blase about the whole thing. Ain't good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

464 Orange man (bad!) raped me behind an Arbys in 1986.

His small hands pawed decadently at my firm bottom and then he ravaged me like (Gov) Stacey Abrams ravaged plotlines in her romance books.

Btw, my book detailing this totally-credible attack comes out next month. Pre-order today!

Posted by: Justine Parsley Chevy at June 21, 2019 06:44 PM (Ta69/)

465 > They're getting a whole lotta 'no shit sherlock' in the replies.
> Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

They don't really have much of a sense of humor, do they?

Of course they don't. They're communists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (Vy4a0)

466 >>>Try the Farmers Walk with a hex bar.

I feel like an idiot going out on the street with that. I like the little implements because they're not as attention-drawing.

I usually go for lower weights but a longer walk. Like a few times around the block. 8 minutes or so.

Somewhere I heard that the stretch put on the trap is the main mechanism for muscle building, so I figure the longer, the more stretching, the better. I have no idea if that's accurate.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

467 Here's one. why does "fast" mean "go quickly" and also "abstain from food"?


It doesn't. It means make sure the boat is tied up tight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (fuK7c)

468 It's hard but not really hard.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)


Heh. I already have problems with hypokaelemia. I would literally die if I started fasting like that.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (h2Bdk)

469 & as it turns out "whence" and "from whence" are both acceptable and have roots back to the 15th century and later in shakespeare. which surprised me when i was going to correct the following sentence:

"from where an elected official derives his power from is important"

but thought the better of it. it simply has too many "from's" and doesn't need a "whence".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (Pg+x7)

470 Not to mention Sidney Sheldon. (Who can tell us in which tv show he was involved?)

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 21, 2019 05:38 PM (TzOeB)


I Dream of Jeannie and I think Hart to Hart (but that might have been Aaron Spelling).

Posted by: LASue at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (wMHPW)

471 And there's this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3d4w76o

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (JcXHH)

472 https://lidblog.com/concentration-camps/

Polish parliament member wants to give AOC a tour of a real concentration camp.

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)

473 " My Mother the Car.....".... Top That!!
Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)


That proves Zombie's point.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 21, 2019 06:46 PM (aS1PU)

474 (I don't have the room to do any kind of a long farmer's walk indoors.)

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

475 Okay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

After the Kavanaugh hearings, that kind of stuff rates an eyeroll, if that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (h2Bdk)

- - - - - - - -

They threw everything at him, every scrap of their integrity, and they missed. Now we don't believe a thing they say.

They're the boy who cried wolf ...

Posted by: Decaf at June 21, 2019 06:46 PM (nyFJf)

476 "That's an option. But what's the point? That will put them in the position of having to retaliate or look weak."

The point is make it hurt. Those things that mysteriously blow up could be power plants or dams.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

477 Still no Zod..... sigh...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (90T4r)

478 >>>Heh. I already have problems with hypokaelemia. I would literally die if I started fasting like that.

I should probably include the caveat, "unless you have a preexisting condition which would make this dangerous."

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

479

Yeah, Sidney Sheldon was the creator or producer of I Dream Of Jeannie. Then he wrote books.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (nZ1Sl)

480
(I don't have the room to do any kind of a long farmer's walk indoors.)

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)


Try doing a long farmer's walk in Central Park. Late at night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

481 ... you're welcome.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (Pg+x7)

482 let me guess... Justine had the plot for a steamy chick spank book, but couldn't get a Harlequin deal so changed the pro/antagonist's name to "Donald Trump" and went to the NPC media.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)

483 Ace, are you actually losing weight?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (4e+hS)

484
I think deadlifts are the lift with the most immediate payoff. Just in terms of standing you up straight and with shoulders back (without exerting conscious effort).

I can't think of an exercise that has a faster bang for the buck.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

My trainer hates it when guys do the positive portion of the deadlift and then just drop the bar to the floor. They're only doing half the exercise if they don't do the negative part under control plus they seem to be attention seekers.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (JgA4k)

485 kay, been gone all day... What's this about a woman claiming Trump raped her 25 years ago ?

After the Kavanaugh hearings, that kind of stuff rates an eyeroll, if that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:34 PM (h2Bdk)


And 25 Years ago if she she got a lawyer she'd have received a million to shut up and go away without further question.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:43 PM (1g7ch)
Did you see her? No way no how - not 25 years ago, not ever.

Posted by: LASue at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (wMHPW)

486
Pretty tired of these famous billionaire guys dressing like hobos

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I guarantee, between their jeans and sweaters their outfits are north of $1,000. Add in shoes and we're off to the Moon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 21, 2019 06:48 PM (y0Ogx)

487 ''About a year after closing U.S. operations, the remnant of the defunct toy chain is set to return this holiday season by opening about a half-dozen U.S. stores and an e-commerce site, according to people familiar with the matter.''

That's one thing I really miss about going to see the grandkids. I loved taking them to Toys R Us and loading up the cart with every little thing they desired(much to their parents' chagrin). My son finally started going with us to curb Grandma's enthusiasm.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:48 PM (jm1YL)

488 At this point he's working to put a wedge between the Democrats and the Iranians as much as the Iranians and, say, the Germans.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 21, 2019 06:38 PM (naEeR)


Forcing Dems to denounce the policies of Obama, Biden. Kerry, etc.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:48 PM (1g7ch)

489 >>>483 Ace, are you actually losing weight?


Well, I lost weight, now I'm just maintaining it. I thought I'd regained some so I did fast yesterday and re-lost the pounds I thought I'd gained (but that was probably just a bad reading).

I'm just doing intermittent fasting and keto now, not any kind of long fasting for a while.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

490 Pretty tired of these famous billionaire guys dressing like hobos
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Hobos couldn't afford their designer-hobo clothes, though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:49 PM (DuZls)

491
Powerlifters, REAL powerlifters who actually compete, Train to do the "pull," not the other shit such as placing the barbell back on the floor.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 06:49 PM (nZ1Sl)

492 >>>Try doing a long farmer's walk in Central Park. Late at night.


I call that the Hunter's Stalk.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

493
Grip it 'n rip it!

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (nZ1Sl)

494 yeah, well, here's one for you: "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.

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What's the difference between horrible and horrific?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)

495 @markknoller 6 minutes ago

Pres Trump issues statement denying @NYMag cover story on book by writer/advice columnist E. Jean Carroll accusing him of sexual assault in a dept store changing room in the mid-1990s. "I've never met this person in my life." Accuses her of making story up to sell her book.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

496 ''Hobos couldn't afford their designer-hobo clothes, though.''

$200 muscle shirts and $1000 jeans.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (jm1YL)

497 476 "That's an option. But what's the point? That will put them in the position of having to retaliate or look weak."

The point is make it hurt. Those things that mysteriously blow up could be power plants or dams.
Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:46 PM (UdKB7)


That won't hurt much, and it gives them a reason to blame The Great Satan for all the problems. They'd love to have their own people rally around the flag.

Any strike that actually hurts would have to be large and protracted. A war by another name.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:51 PM (h2Bdk)

498 467 Here's one. why does "fast" mean "go quickly" and also "abstain from food"?
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It doesn't. It means make sure the boat is tied up tight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 06:45 PM (fuK7c)


Aye, make it fast me laddie.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 06:51 PM (nuOac)

499 E. Jean, then. I didn't bother to look up her name so I just made some shit up. To get into the spirit of things

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

500 It would have been totally ok for trey gowdy to refer to Hillary Clinton as "Mrs Hubbel" while she was testifying to a subcommittee, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 06:52 PM (dNzKv)

501 >>Grip it 'n rip it!


This would have been great for the Book Title Thread.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 06:52 PM (Y5i3u)

502 Pres Trump issues statement denying @NYMag cover story on book by writer/advice columnist E. Jean Carroll accusing him of sexual assault in a dept store changing room in the mid-1990s. "I've never met this person in my life." Accuses her of making story up to sell her book.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

Sounds like a scene from "Bad Santa".

In the woman's big and tall......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2019 06:52 PM (Z+IKu)

503 420 Umm, Trump loves himself immigrants sexually, at least one literally.


Ivana was Czech, as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

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Ivana was the only Czech Trump ever bounced. Ba dum tish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 06:52 PM (gC2IV)

504 Try doing a long farmer's walk in Central Park. Late at night.

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I think that's a farmer's run. Don't look back to see.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:52 PM (+y/Ru)

505 I have no shame when it comes to weight lifting. I like to lift on my breaks at work (Trauma Center) out of the back of my SUV. I'd throw the 65 or 75lb dumbells in the back and then do dumbell rows for as long a I could. I used to worry what people would think. Then I figured they'd just think I was crazy like most everyone else around here in and out of the ER. Plus some of the hot nurses like big strong sweaty lab techs. So why worry?

Same with the Trap Bar famers walk. Plus with that you really only need to do intervals of two minutes or even thirty seconds and then rest.

Re traps and the Farmers Walk, Christian T agrees:

"The Prowler might hit the legs a little harder, but you don't get the same traps, arms, and abs involvement as the farmer's walk.

You will also experience growth in those muscles because of the occluded stretch you create, which makes the farmer's walk a bigger bang-for-your-buck movement."

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 21, 2019 06:53 PM (BRpqW)

506 I don't know about Olde or Middle French but 'modern' French does have W although they call it double-V... VV and not double-U... uu/UU.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 06:53 PM (Dh1wo)

507
" My Mother the Car.....".... Top That!!
Posted by: kraken

That proves Zombie's point.
Posted by: DR.WTF


That's from the 60's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 06:53 PM (aKsyK)

508 Sounds like a scene from "Bad Santa".

In the woman's big and tall......
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"You won't shit right for a week!"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 06:53 PM (JcXHH)

509 13
Do male trannies take female Viagra?

If so, does it make it crawl up inside instead?
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It accelerates shrinkage -- even better than cold pool water!

Posted by: George Costanza at June 21, 2019 06:53 PM (k4dH2)

510

No Farms







No Farmers Daughters

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 06:53 PM (nZ1Sl)

511 YYUGELY, BIGLY, DEEPLY

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (DuZls)

512 The "Kavanaugh Gambit."

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (I5SAg)

513 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (zfLOA)

514 Isn't that woman a columnist in ELLE magazine? It's almost, if not more woke as Vogue.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (jm1YL)

515 >>>I don't know about Olde or Middle French but 'modern' French does have W although they call it double-V...

They imported it from German. Parisian French (which is what the government imposed as standard french) has a fair amount of German influence.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)

516 Farmers Walk
Money Talks
But they can't touch my three lock box

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (xPJvm)

517 If you re release a movie with new scenes, isn't it a new movie? Did the gross from the remastered Star Wars releases get added to the original box office?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)

518 Did you see her? No way no how - not 25 years ago, not ever.
Posted by: LASue at June 21, 2019 06:47 PM (wMHPW)


Sorry, did not see her.

So it is another one of these, "Ummm No. Not credible on the surface of it" things.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

519 > Parisian French (which is what the government imposed as standard french) has a fair amount of German influence.

So does Parisian DNA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy4a0)

520 It would have been totally ok for trey gowdy to refer to Hillary Clinton as "Mrs Hubbel" while she was testifying to a subcommittee, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 06:52 PM (dNzKv)
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"Would you mind repeating that, Miss Thang?"

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (DuZls)

521 I've sworn off most sugars.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (4e+hS)

522 Leo G. Carroll says Trump raped him 25 years ago?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)

523 Pres Trump issues statement denying @NYMag cover story on book by writer/advice columnist E. Jean Carroll accusing him of sexual assault in a dept store changing room in the mid-1990s. "I've never met this person in my life." Accuses her of making story up to sell her book.
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Saw her photo. She's hideous. No way Trump ever wanted to tap that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (k4dH2)

524 Parisian French (which is what the government imposed as standard french) has a fair amount of German influence.

So does Parisian DNA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy4a0)

HA! HEY-OHH!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (xPJvm)

525 WWI could have been avoided if Kaiser Wilhelm was invited for a fun weekend in Paris.

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)

526 No Farms!!

Posted by: Lines you love from Elf at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (BRpqW)

527 So it is another one of these, "Ummm No. Not credible on the surface of it" things.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (1g7ch)

prima facie evidence says NOT a primo face.
i.e., a Zero.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (ufFY8)

528 >>>f you re release a movie with new scenes, isn't it a new movie? Did the gross from the remastered Star Wars releases get added to the original box office?

good question, but I think yes, it was added. I mean, I don't think there's any official committee judging these things, like the IOC, so people are free to claim that this movie is the same as the last movie or whatever.

Avatar was itself re-released, but I don't think with any new footage.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (PbpT7)

529 Heavy weights huge stretch is what builds the traps. You won't pull you shoulders out of sockets. It's all about the stretch and heavy as fuck weight doing the stretch.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (72spU)

530 ''The "Kavanaugh Gambit."

No it's "THE KAVANAUGH GAMBIT''

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (jm1YL)

531 Grip it 'n rip it!

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (nZ1Sl)
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AKA Pull my finger.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (DuZls)

532 If you re release a movie with new scenes, isn't it a
new movie? Did the gross from the remastered Star Wars releases get
added to the original box office?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)

I've always wondered this about albums too. If you release a remastered CD with bonus tracks does the sales tally start all over again?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (xPl2J)

533 'That won't hurt much, and it gives them a reason to blame The Great Satan for all the problems.'

The people of Iran can blame the US all they want. They can also submit, or continue mysteriously losing their infrastructure and military assets on a daily basis.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:57 PM (UdKB7)

534 I dunno. I think trump should resign just to be on the safe side. The allegation is too serious, and the dignity of the office and all that. Any true con will tell you that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 06:57 PM (dNzKv)

535 They imported it from German. Parisian French (which is what the government imposed as standard french) has a fair amount of German influence.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)


It always gets back to the Germans.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 06:57 PM (nuOac)

536 Despite the news, Charles Krauthammer will eventually be forgotten.

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 06:58 PM (I5SAg)

537 >>>24 Parisian French (which is what the government imposed as standard french) has a fair amount of German influence.

So does Parisian DNA.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 21, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy4a0)

HA! HEY-OHH!

...

lol, I meant going back before that.

I don't know the history well but there was the Holy Roman Empire, which was a Frankish (german, I think we'd say now) ruling class that had a traveling court that spent a lot of time in Paris. So for a time there was that kind of cross-pollinization.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

538 Very unwise to assume that overt military actions are our main or only tool with Iran, or that a full range of others hasn't been ongoing for some time.


And a quasi-pedantic or geekish bitch about some of the discussion on this.


"All-out war" or even "war" with Iran are silly constructions.


Iran has been at war with us and many of our best allies, for decades. The theater, mechanisms, and intensity levels have varied a tremendous amount, but it's been war all the way.


And an "all-out war" with Iran would be a bit boring, and quick. It's not a country with a capable military establishment, or one that could do much in a war with us, for very long [should we decide that they won't be allowed to].


Their unconventional/terror/proxy resources are their main ones. And those are almost all "one-use only", so while they could add excitement and costs for a brief time to us and our allies, they'd have effect on the outcome, and leave Iran with almost nothing [other than bribery, via their energy resources].


Even their "best" resources - Lebanese Hezbollah and their influence on select militias in Iraq - would be unlikely to have much impact, but would end up destroyed or weakened, should they turn to those.


And the O'Keefe social media stuff should be good, but pretty much old newz to many here - including that there would be a yuuuuge and heavy-handed effort to control discussion during the next prez election season.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 06:58 PM (QDnY+)

539 533 'That won't hurt much, and it gives them a reason to blame The Great Satan for all the problems.'

The people of Iran can blame the US all they want. They can also submit, or continue mysteriously losing their infrastructure and military assets on a daily basis.
Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 06:57 PM (UdKB7)


The Mullahs would trade all that and more if it meant the people had someone else to blame. It's lose-lose for us.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 06:58 PM (h2Bdk)

540 432 Would of loved it if Hicks had stood up and said "Look you fat little fuck, call me that again and you're going back to the hospital."
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 06:39 PM (axyOa)


When CW 2.0 hits, it will be a lottery to get to be the one to gut that fat lawless fucker like the pig that he is.


Whenever someone tells me that every person has value in this world, I simply refer to them to Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless.


Argument over. I win.

Ok, maybe he has value as fertilizer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

541 234 ... "Okay, not the Book Thread, but I'm a fan of C.S. Forester, and you guys are asking for this, Hornblower's ships"

Mike, Thanks for that list of Hornblower ships. It's been about fifty years since I read the series and no way I remembered all the ships.

Posted by: JTB at June 21, 2019 07:00 PM (bmdz3)

542 zombie is a gal, she's let the mask slightly slip a few times. Her all women's conference stories a few year back might be a clue, amongst others. but she's great either way. I'm a big fan.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 21, 2019 07:00 PM (B+t5k)

543 Iran does something wonky, one of their mullahs disappears.
Iran does something wonky again, next week, another mullah disappears.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 07:00 PM (nuOac)

544
Saw her photo. She's hideous. No way Trump ever wanted to tap that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2019 06:56 PM (k4dH2)


From what I can tell her book is about 21 horrible dudes she has banged in her life.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 07:01 PM (TAmPV)

545 Every single one of the wymyn who came out before the election accusing Trump of grabbing their p*ssies, was pretty unattractive. Some were downright ugly.

Funny how they all disappeared after the Golden Scalp Weasel ascended the throne.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

546 Trump raped me.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2019 07:01 PM (PbpT7)

547 Trump raped me. This is original content by me, Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

548 From what I can tell her book is about 21 horrible dudes she has banged in her life.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 07:01 PM (TAmPV)

So she's an ugly slut.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (ufFY8)

549 ''It always gets back to the Germans.''

Damn those Deutsche

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (jm1YL)

550 Stones tour starts tonight. Sway and Fingerprint File are supposed to make appearances at some point.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (PUmDY)

551 Look a bit into the situation in Iran - much of the populace is completely immune to "nationalist" reflex reaction when it comes to the current regime. The chants at protest rallies for over a year have brazenly denounced the regime's aggressive adventurism in the region, and mocked anti-American and anti-Israel official slogans.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (QDnY+)

552 545 Every single one of the wymyn who came out before the election accusing Trump of grabbing their p*ssies, was pretty unattractive. Some were downright ugly.

Funny how they all disappeared after the Golden Scalp Weasel ascended the throne.

He should be able to sue for these false accusations... The law needs to be changed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

553 'It's lose-lose for us'

I don't believe that. Those people need to be stomped so hard they never think about fucking with us again.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (UdKB7)

554 The John Kerry - Mullah strategy of suckering Trump into a shooting war once again proves that Mr Swift Boat hates America, and Americans.


There is no other explanation.


I would hope that after Trump wins his second election, he goes after this traitorous turd with a passion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (sy5kK)

555 A friend of mine invented the Laymen bench for working the triceps. It is meant to riff off of the "preacher" bench.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (dNzKv)

556 The Kavanyashi Maru test.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 07:03 PM (Dh1wo)

557 546 Trump raped me.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 21, 2019 07:01 PM (PbpT7)


Is this a reoccurring dream?

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 07:03 PM (nuOac)

558 Lol. Just got another robo call from Trump: "I AM WITH YOU, I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU...."

I hang up, but I can't bear to call block him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

559 If PDT wants to declare himself Dictator for Life, I'm good with that.

Better him than the next demonrat who votefrauds itself into office.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 21, 2019 07:03 PM (ITxGy)

560 zombie is a gal, she's let the mask slightly slip a few times.


I try not to call people out who are not in the current thread, but I'd lay heavy money on zombie being a male self loathing fag. I'll do it when s/he/it's around. It always ducks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (fuK7c)

561 has a fair amount of German influence.
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We prefer to say "Alsatian influence"!
woof woof

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo)

562 542 zombie is a gal, she's let the mask slightly slip a few times. Her all women's conference stories a few year back might be a clue, amongst others. but she's great either way. I'm a big fan.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 21, 2019 07:00 PM (B+t5k)

only a woman could get close to some of the people she's gotten close to. guessing she's pretty cute too.

Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (V2Yro)

563 Amazing how all these alleged sex crimes by prominent Republicans over decades have absolutely no corroborating evidence or witnesses.


And they're all made by leftists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

564 don't pay the ferry man is a bad song?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (JziUy)

565 I am betting that it did happen in a dressing room. But not with Trump. Not rape, consensual. Some random dude she was doing coke with and they did a little bangity-bangity.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 07:05 PM (oiNtH)

566 oh, on the french W: W does not appear in any completely french words. It's only used in words borrowed from German and English.

like le weekend.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

567 Though, let's face it: it's an option we shouldn't take off the table just yet.


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A Trump Imperium is probably the only the country can survive.

Posted by: MAGA at June 21, 2019 07:05 PM (I5LRE)

568 Trump Mounted Me While My Husband Watched

Posted by: jessica goldberg at June 21, 2019 07:06 PM (72spU)

569 So what's all this about Trump raping Tilda Swinton?

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 07:06 PM (DuZls)

570 565 I am betting that it did happen in a dressing room. But not with Trump. Not rape, consensual. Some random dude she was doing coke with and they did a little bangity-bangity.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 07:05 PM (oiNtH)

you know what screams "rape fantasy" more than anything? She admits that she was 52 years old and single at the time it happened.

Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:07 PM (V2Yro)

571 only a woman could get close to some of the people she's gotten close to. guessing she's pretty cute too.
Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (V2Yro)


Yeah.
No dude could even get within reach of Inflated Scrotum Man.

There is his sidekick Bicycle Pump Boy, but other than him.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2019 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

572 553 'It's lose-lose for us'

I don't believe that. Those people need to be stomped so hard they never think about fucking with us again.
Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 07:02 PM (UdKB7)


That's a full blown war. Are you ready for a full blown war? We can't win without invading them, and they're three times the size of Iraq. What have we accomplished if we bomb the crap out of them and declare victory? You know what message that sends to Tehran and every other world capitol?

"We need nuclear weapons."

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 07:07 PM (h2Bdk)

573 569 So what's all this about Trump raping Tilda Swinton?


That naked mole rat? Never.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

574

Zombie is a girl and she's no dyke.

She's surrounded by queers in San Fran where she can't speak freely as she can here.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (nZ1Sl)

575 Had always thought Stuart was German until I read the story.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (nuOac)

576 LA hit and run driver who killed the 91 year old...what are odds he is an illegal who has committed several other felonies including drunk driving? 100%?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (dNzKv)

577 With a lead pipe?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (PUmDY)

578 494 yeah, well, here's one for you: "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.

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What's the difference between horrible and horrific?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)



What's the difference between Kerry and Lying Traitor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)

579 With a lead pipe?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (PUmDY)
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In the Conservatory.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (DuZls)

580
It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V, and 2) in Spanish "W" is doble ve (double v). What gives?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (nZ1Sl)

581 576 LA hit and run driver who killed the 91 year old...what are odds he is an illegal who has committed several other felonies including drunk driving? 100%?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (dNzKv)


Not sure, but he is leaving out the back door, so ICE won't know where he goes.

Posted by: California Judges at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (sy5kK)

582 580


It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V, and 2) in Spanish "W" is doble ve (double v). What gives?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (nZ1Sl)

We are well rounded.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (ufFY8)

583 494 yeah, well, here's one for you: "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing.

Dr. Nick Riviera hardest hit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (xPJvm)

584 580
It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V, and 2) in Spanish "W" is doble ve (double v). What gives?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (nZ1Sl)


In the beginning it was all perfect, then people got sloppy.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (nuOac)

585 I've always wondered this about albums too. If you release a remastered
CD with bonus tracks does the sales tally start all over again?


I think so, since a new catalogue number is generated for the new release. It's a different version and not exactly the same as the original release.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (HaL55)

586 "We can't win without invading them"

Why invade? Ruin their country until they submit. They won't be able to develop a toilet, much less a nuke.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (UdKB7)

587
My point is that I think zombie vents a little bit here because she is surrounded by leftist totalitarians, in San Fran of all places.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (nZ1Sl)

588 It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V, and 2) in Spanish "W" is doble ve (double v). What gives?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (nZ1Sl)


At one point there was not "U". It was always written "V".

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (h2Bdk)

589 I recall that in German "VW" is pronounced "fow-vay".

Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:12 PM (V2Yro)

590 570 565 I am betting that it did happen in a dressing room. But not with Trump. Not rape, consensual. Some random dude she was doing coke with and they did a little bangity-bangity.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 07:05 PM (oiNtH)

you know what screams "rape fantasy" more than anything? She admits that she was 52 years old and single at the time it happened.
Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:07 PM (V2Yro)


And there are dead AA batteries all over the floor of her bedroom.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

591 Bombs not boots.
Lasers not tasers.

Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 07:13 PM (nuOac)

592 My point is that I think zombie vents a little bit here because she is surrounded by leftist totalitarians, in San Fran of all places.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (nZ1Sl)

Not only that, but she does claim that her whole family are libtards

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 21, 2019 07:13 PM (B+t5k)

593 It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V, and 2) in Spanish "W" is doble ve (double v). What gives?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:10 PM (nZ1Sl)
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There was no V until medieval Latin. Same thing as J. The vowel "U" was written "V" and the "J" is just an "I" that begins words and has a "tail" on the bottom, so that people could tell it got the Yuh/Juh sound.

So I think "double-u" is a branch from the time before the consonant V entered the language.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 07:13 PM (DuZls)

594 maybe I'd love-blog Captain Marvel.

Wait til you're in the Olde Ewoks home and can't remember why it sucks between commercials.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (FhXTo)

595
Wait...


did Bernie Sanders CO-WRITE her book with her??


(get it?)

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (nZ1Sl)

596 Memorial to Victims killed by illegal aliens. I am sure that AOC and her ilk could care less.

https://tinyurl.com/y39uvy4

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (oiNtH)

597 At one point there was not "U". It was always written "V".
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (h2Bdk)

Caesar's famous 'Veni, Vedi, Vici" sounds kinda gay when you realize it was pronounced "wenny, weddy, weekee."

Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (V2Yro)

598 It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V, and 2) in Spanish "W" is doble ve (double v). What gives?

And French has double vay (however you want to spell that sound). So all these languages call it double something.

In German it has its own name, vay. V is fau. Fow. Rhymes with pow. It's not double anything in German. I wonder if that's where it started?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (fuK7c)

599 "What's the difference between Kerry and Lying Traitor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK) "



None what-so-freakin'-ever. Neck that cries out for a lamppost.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (ITxGy)

600 563 Amazing how all these alleged sex crimes by prominent Republicans over decades have absolutely no corroborating evidence or witnesses.


And they're all made by leftists.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)


With those insane odds, they should be playing the Cattle Futures market.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

601 What's the difference between horrible and horrific?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2019 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)

What about terrible and terrific? They really have different connotations now, but both come from the word terror. People don't really think of terrific as having a negative meaning anymore. It never really dawned on me what it really meant until I found out that FDR's alleged final words were "I have a terrific headache."

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 21, 2019 07:15 PM (xPl2J)

602

And why isn't N called SIDEWAYS ZEE???

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:15 PM (nZ1Sl)

603 586 "We can't win without invading them"

Why invade? Ruin their country until they submit. They won't be able to develop a toilet, much less a nuke.
Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (UdKB7)


That has only worked once in all of history. It will not work in Iran, since the Iranian people are pretty nationalistic and will put up with pretty much anything to see off a foreign threat. Look what happened when Iraq invaded.

And we will not be able to do much to their nuclear program because they designed it from the ground up so we couldn't. It's spread over thousands of sites, many of them underground, most of which we can't locate.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 21, 2019 07:15 PM (h2Bdk)

604 I miss Jonah Goldberg posting his cuckold poetry and literature late in the ONT.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 07:15 PM (72spU)

605 599 "What's the difference between Kerry and Lying Traitor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK) "



None what-so-freakin'-ever. Neck that cries out for a lamppost.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (ITxGy)


All right! Someone is with us!

Posted by: American Lamp posts at June 21, 2019 07:16 PM (sy5kK)

606 Caesar's famous 'Veni, Vedi, Vici" sounds kinda gay when you realize it was pronounced "wenny, weddy, weekee."
Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (V2Yro)
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I always pronounced it "Weenie, weedy, weeky".

And I believe, Shakespeare put those words into JC's mouth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

607
The idiots couldn't think of a sound for W so they named it Double U.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:16 PM (nZ1Sl)

608 574
Zombie is a girl and she's no dyke.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:08 PM (nZ1Sl)


I don't assume that. Zhe travels pretty freely among radicals of various stripes. Also, zhe's been around awhile so is probably at least 29.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2019 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

609

nood



noood







noioooooooooooooooood


Posted by: Soothsayer at June 21, 2019 07:17 PM (nZ1Sl)

610 Gee, your hair smells.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 21, 2019 07:18 PM (PUmDY)

611 Caesar's famous 'Veni, Vedi, Vici" sounds kinda gay when you realize it was pronounced "wenny, weddy, weekee."
Posted by: tom servo at June 21, 2019 07:14 PM (V2Yro)

Wewease Bwian!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 07:18 PM (xPJvm)

612 Amazing how all these alleged sex crimes by prominent Republicans over decades have absolutely no corroborating evidence or witnesses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 07:04 PM (oVJmc)
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And just parade out their cyclically. Like in campaign season, when somebody is the front-runner.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 07:18 PM (DuZls)

613 NOOD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 07:18 PM (HaL55)

614 ""Look what happened when Iraq invaded. "

Are you saying that because Iraq couldn't take them down, the US can't?

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 07:18 PM (UdKB7)

615 Why invade? Ruin their country until they submit. They won't be able to develop a toilet, much less a nuke.

Hearing we could sink their entire navy in a day. Bomb the fuck out of anything in range of the straits to keep it open. I think they know they don't have a chance without one of our boots on the ground.

Posted by: dartist at June 21, 2019 07:18 PM (K22Va)

616 WWI could have been avoided if Kaiser Wilhelm was invited for a fun weekend in Paris.
--------
That worked for Edward VII (Victoria's heir, Teddy!) to get the Entente Cordiale set up, banging "actresses" etc.!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 07:19 PM (Dh1wo)

617 542 zombie is a gal, she's let the mask slightly slip a few times. Her all women's conference stories a few year back might be a clue, amongst others. but she's great either way. I'm a big fan.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 21, 2019 07:00 PM (B+t5k)


------

Zombie is a guy poking his pecker in the tailpipe of a truck.

Posted by: MAGA at June 21, 2019 07:19 PM (I5LRE)

618 Zombie is a guy poking his pecker in the tailpipe of a truck.


Ain't no girls is gonna post that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

619 The Brits prefer round boobs UU while the Continentals prefer pointy VV!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 07:23 PM (Dh1wo)

620
Why invade? Ruin their country until they submit. They won't be able to develop a toilet, much less a nuke.

Posted by: freaked at June 21, 2019 07:11 PM (UdKB7)

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Correct.

The strategic situation is one in which the *only* hope Iran has is that we invade.

So we don't. Bomb strikes and insurgent support against the Mad Mullahs until either they call it quits, or are overthrown.

Posted by: Brilliant, readable author A.H. Lloyd at June 21, 2019 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

621 Bernie is saying he wants every illegal to get paid healthcare, it's a human right.

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 07:25 PM (BbGew)

622 It's funny we call it a Double U when 1) it's clearly a Double V

Not in our handwriting and not in our pronunciation.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 07:28 PM (Ydn2k)

623 Not in our handwriting and not in our pronunciation.
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 07:28 PM (Ydn2k)
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True. It's a semi-vowel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 07:29 PM (DuZls)

624 The strategic situation is one in which the *only* hope Iran has is that we invade.

Not if we invade them with our illegals.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 07:29 PM (Ydn2k)

625 little farmer's walk implements for like $50

Get a bucket full of rocks and save 45$.

Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2019 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

626 Hicks should have started referring to Nadler as Mr. Rodham.

Posted by: irright at June 21, 2019 07:55 PM (RVcmP)

627 445 There was a noble English lass named Stewart who was to marry a Frenchman, a king I think. The country was all a twitter because they couldn't spell her name.

The French had no w in their alphabet much to their shame. So, to alleviate this dilemma they evolved a new name. Stuart.
Posted by: Frosty at June 21, 2019 06:41 PM (nuOac)

Aroint , thee, varlet! Stewart is a good Scottish name. You are speaking of Mary Stewart, Queen of Scotland and of England in her own right, Queen Consort of France.

Posted by: Kipling at June 21, 2019 07:59 PM (xQJTG)

628 I know, that bitch Liz Tudor had a different idea of who was rightful Queen of England.

Posted by: Kipling at June 21, 2019 08:00 PM (xQJTG)

629 626. She should have answered him as Senator McCarthy.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at June 21, 2019 10:06 PM (PxC/e)

630 15 Etymologies?
Did I miss the bug thread?
/sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 05:36 PM (ufFY
===================================
I remember those commercials...who ate all the Etymologies!?

Posted by: AOC's Left Brain at June 22, 2019 08:38 AM (9//Ek)

631 As soon as the left progs are able, with the help of their minority minions, the Somalis in government, and the stone-ass, guilt-trippin', pusillanimous white social justice bullies (motto: we're not happy unless you're not happy), they'll run that pesky old Constitution through the shredder where it belongs and declare AO Chiquita Queen of the New, Woke United States of Everyone except White Male Conservatives for, like, ever. Either her, or Mayor Buttplug, who would also make an excellent Queen as he's had plenty of (mal) practice at it.

Posted by: AOC's Left Brain at June 22, 2019 08:48 AM (9//Ek)

632 IOW, the jews who own/control all U.S. media will step up the effort to censor/de-platform/ban any Internet blog/site that is conservative/normie/pro-white-Christian-Heritage American and supportive of Donald Trump for POTUS. So, nothing that the jews have not already done with 'Old World' print/TV media. It is just in recent years that the Internet has become the new focal point for communication. The jews control the Internet, so they will perpertrate their usual kikery on it.

Posted by: JOSEPH ANGEL at June 23, 2019 10:11 AM (LOZco)

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