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Kirsten Gillibrand, Ominously: It Is No Longer Acceptable to be Pro-Life

In his press conference, Trump also mentioned that Biden's Democrat rivals were catching up with him.

Dim-bulb dummy Kristen Gillibrand ominously has declared pro-life sentiment as "not acceptable" any longer, which is both a shot at Biden's equivocations on the Hyde Amendment, as well as a preview of the next conservative position the left will purge from the public square, with the Never Trumpers and corporate cucks cheerleading it every step of the way.

So here's Kirsten Gillibrand, making what will evolve into the Conservative Case for Mandatory Third-Trimester Abortions within a couple of years:



Oh, and I should have linked this in the previous Biden post.

"Mentally weak"?!!?

Does a guy who's "mentally weak" tweet out pictures of a Best Friendship Bracelet with his and "Barack's" name?



Answer: Yes, mentally weak people tweet out photos of Friendship Bracelets with their bestie's name on them. Retards and nine-year-old girls love Friendship Bracelets.

BTW, ever notice that pedos adopt the interests of their romantic targets? And ever notice Biden nuzzles up some very young girls? And ever notice that young girls like Friendship Bracelets?

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:13 PM




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1
Party of death going down!

Posted by: Glenn John at June 11, 2019 05:15 PM (LilNs)

2 Maybe Trump should start calling Jello-brain the "Nvxim sex-cult supporter" Kristen Gillibrand.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

3 Jellobrain is the definition of a lightweight.

Trump would make mincemeat of her in a debate, on 2A flipflops alone. But she'll never get there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 05:16 PM (O8WFE)

4 Ace, how about adding an update regarding pinterest decision to censor prolife words and images? As covered by project veritas. I think it fits with your post.

Posted by: Village Idiot at June 11, 2019 05:16 PM (PodaV)

5 Oh my gosh...she is such an evil, twisted ditz. Bad combo, there.

Posted by: lizabth at June 11, 2019 05:17 PM (RFh5Y)

6

This is the most FuckedUp(tm) D primary we'll ever see.

These knuckleheads fucksticks are competing for one very important endorsement: Donkey Chomper's. How farked is that?


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (M/o6U)

7 How is pro-life equivalent to racism?: I don't get it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (ahS0B)

8 There must be no further debate about the societal value of killing one's babies. The National Conversation is hereby CLOSED.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (Mouru)

9 How is pro-life equivalent to racism?: I don't get it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (ahS0B)

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (pOkbC)

10 There's that lil' pizza charm on the bracelet again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

11 Shiteaters. All of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (cjczY)

12 Willowed but for the record - I stand with ATC.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (qSCcj)

13 I'll kill my babies, I'll kill your babies, I'll kill anyone's babies. Just give me a baby and I'll kill it right here.

Posted by: Kirsten Gillibrand at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (Mouru)

14 2 Maybe Trump should start calling Jello-brain the "Nvxim sex-cult supporter" Kristen Gillibrand.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 05:15 PM (k4dH2)


That starts after Labor Day weekend.

People start paying attention after the kids go back to school.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

15 How is pro-life equivalent to racism?: I don't get it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (ahS0B)

Anything the Donks don't like is racist.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (pOkbC)

16 Meh, she's way late to the party.

Jan 19, 2014

"Are they these extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro assault weapon, anti gay? Is that who they are? Because if that's who they are and they're extreme conservatives, they have no place in the State of New York, because that's not who New Yorkers are."


--Prince Andrew Cuomo, The Unindicted, Ruler of the Empire State, Latcher on to Kennedys and All Around Douche

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (jp0Bv)

17 Yep. Pro-life is going to be like climate skeptics being labeled Deniers, linking them with Holocaust deniers. Because it's not possible to live and let live anymore.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

18 If killing babies is such a universal value, why all the euphemisms for it? Just call it what it is, cowards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Mouru)

19
There's that lil' pizza charm on the bracelet again.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (ptqGC)


I had really forgotten how chill inducing that thing is. It's wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 11, 2019 05:20 PM (sLicW)

20
Actually, Ace, you should've included Sen Saggytits' fake workout video in this poat. She's doing incline dumbbell flyes and it looks like she's never done them before; very akward. But her campaign put out that "workout" vid like it was teh tits.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:20 PM (vjy0I)

21 What paste has joined, let no man break asunder.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 11, 2019 05:20 PM (GJwc7)

22

Well, Blondie, the opposite of life is death. Get cracking and do the Daffy Duck thing with the match at the end...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:20 PM (zBaqJ)

23 Too gay.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (Ibwur)

24 Barr will ask Trump to assert executive privilege over materials on added Census question, if lawmakers don't back off contempt

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (QkjLD)

25 Kirsten Gillibrand makes her case for self-post-birth abortion.


A damned fine case, I'd say!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)

26 Posted by: Village Idiot at June 11, 2019 05:16 PM (PodaV)

Just saw on Twitter that Pinterest just fired the insider that was sending Project Veritas real-time updates on the situation. This has moved *very* fast.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (uquGJ)

27 C'mon. She is stating the obvious truth for the past 20 years.

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (I5SAg)

28 In sincerely hope this is photo shopped:

https://tinyurl.com/zpq7cha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

29 >>Dim-bulb dummy Kristen Gillibrand ominously has declared pro-life sentiment as "not acceptable" any longer


Ugh, she's not the only Democrat who's said that recently. Tolerance!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 05:21 PM (W+vEI)

30 16 Meh, she's way late to the party.

Jan 19, 2014

"Are they these extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro assault weapon, anti gay? Is that who they are? Because if that's who they are and they're extreme conservatives, they have no place in the State of New York, because that's not who New Yorkers are."


--Prince Andrew Cuomo, The Unindicted, Ruler of the Empire State, Latcher on to Kennedys and All Around Douche
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 11, 2019 05:19 PM (jp0Bv)


You know who else wanted to make his state free of undesirables....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (zBaqJ)

31 There's that lil' pizza charm on the bracelet again.

... holy crap.

There is some serious evil going on in the heart of the halls of power and a lot of blind eyes being turned to it. Remeber when Harvey Weinstein's litany of horrors started to show up and everyone asked "how could he have gotten away with it for so long?"

Some day that's all gonna come out about politicians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

32 Didn't the friendship bracelet thing come Biden AND Obama actually wearing those things for real, like something to do with part of their last campaign.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (f8ilN)

33 7 How is pro-life equivalent to racism?: I don't get it.
_________________

Wanting black babies not to be murdered in the womb is a position that only a raaaaaacist could have!

Probably she's suggesting that denying poor black women easy "access" to taxpayer-funded abortions at any point during pregnancy is equivalent to keeping blacks enslaved.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (k4dH2)

34
Being against killing unborn babies is the new "all lives matter."

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (vjy0I)

35 His BFF didn't even endorse him.LOL

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (AjVAj)

36 In sincerely hope this is photo shopped

I'm guessing that most of his time "on the links" was actually spent in bath houses with guys like Jussie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

37 Gillibrand: 'If you cant kill a baby in and beyond the womb as you please when you please, then what is the point of living?'

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (GJwc7)

38 Dammit all. Wrong picture link, although Barry golfing badly never gets old.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

39 Wha . . . is that . . . really?

Who tells him this is a good idea?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (NjJUT)

40
Is promoting abortion of black babies racist?

I know they don't phrase it that way but...

Posted by: Glenn John at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (LilNs)

41 How is pro-life equivalent to racism?: I don't get it.

Everything bad is racist and it also makes you a Nazi. It's an on/off switch they have.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (xSo9G)

42 These black kids ain't gonna kill themselves.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Mouru)

43
How cool will it be if Chiquita Khruschev primary this dolt?

The debates will be epic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (zBaqJ)

44 Is this real or photo shopped? Please tell me it's not real:

https://tinyurl.com/y2j37fxr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

45 it's racist to object to abortion by women of color.
it's also racist to be in favor of abortion by women of color.




I'm gonna have a Mexican coke. I like them better than the racist HFCS cokes.

Posted by: x at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (nFwvY)

46
btw, anyone else besides me notice that hollywood pretty much silently blackballed Rose McGowan and no one in the fake metoo movement gives a shit (because it's all bullshit)?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (vjy0I)

47 It's like all their candidates have been possessed by satan.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (a0IVu)

48 The Biden tweet is . . . strange.

I assume it was a summer intern or a young relative (granddaughter?) volunteering on his campaign who got cute with a google image search + photoshop?

At least, I have to believe that's the case, because the implications of that being a serious tweet being sent by an actual adult frightening.

And was it Jane who pointed out there's a freakin' pizza-shaped bead on Joe's bracelet???
Trolling? Please be trolling please please let that not be unintentional.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (W+vEI)

49 I really hope the left keeps it up with their enthusiasm for baby murder.

Younger people are becoming more and more pro-life. They're paying attention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

50 This is the most FuckedUp(tm) D primary we'll ever see.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM


"Hold my beer."
-- 2024!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (mTIOq)

51 Death becomes her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (HaL55)

52 So what are ya gonna do Gillibrand? Start cleaning out the churches and arresting the members? Burning the buildings?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (axyOa)

53 This is part of that "separation of Church and State" argument they've been floating lately. Basically, if a Christian denomination likes it, it's unconstitutional.

Which is nonsense on stilts.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (ijEPD)

54 The most direct argument I've heard about abortion being racist is this:

Black women need to have abortion so that they won't go to a back alley doctor and get their insides tore up like Gosnell did legally, and you're racist if you oppose that. The implication is that black women are always pregnant and stuff so they need abortion even more than whitey.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

55 31 There's that lil' pizza charm on the bracelet again.

... holy crap.

There is some serious evil going on in the heart of the halls of power and a lot of blind eyes being turned to it. Remeber when Harvey Weinstein's litany of horrors started to show up and everyone asked "how could he have gotten away with it for so long?"

Some day that's all gonna come out about politicians.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)


Rush today said John Dean engineered the DNC break in at Watergate to get the files on his girlfriend who was linked to some Democrat prostitution ring.

Beginning to think Nixon was not the tricky one after all and was framed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (zBaqJ)

56 >>>4 Ace, how about adding an update regarding pinterest decision to censor prolife words and images? As covered by project veritas. I think it fits with your post.

I have a very basic freestanding post about that. I'm waiting to post it to see if I can think of anything more to say, or just hit "Publish" on a very very basic post.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

57 38 Dammit all. Wrong picture link, although Barry golfing badly never gets old.
________________

The funniest part is listening to the comments of the other golfers watching him -- "geez, he really sucks."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (k4dH2)

58 43
How cool will it be if Chiquita Khruschev primary this dolt?

The debates will be epic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (zBaqJ)


Epic? JJ, you want epic?

Yesterday, a Moron pointed out that this is rightfully Chelsea Clinton's Senate seat.

Even with Costco as your supplier, I do not believe there is enough popcorn to cover this properly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

59 Are we to draw inference from Biden's tweet that Obama is on the bottom?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (yL25O)

60
I don't think so, Lizzy. Prior to the bracelet tweet Biden had made several references to obama in attempts to make it like he was just like obama because they were practically twins.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (tyz5J)

61 The implication is that black women are always pregnant and stuff so they need abortion even more than whitey.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)



Gee, that sounds a little ... now what's that word I'm looking for?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Mouru)

62 Dear Diary,
Barry gave me a super cute Best Friends Forever Bracelet today. I was totally like "OMG you shouldn't have! It's like totally super cute!". Then Barry was like "Now everyone will know that we're like besties for ever!" OMG. This was like the best day of like my entire life.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Diary Entry for 06/08/19 at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (tVQUs)

63 Is this real or photo shopped? Please tell me it's not real

Looks fake to me. Cute kid though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)

64 RE: Sen. Gillibrand: "Imagine nominating a justice who is racist."
The "Wise Latina" could not be reached for comment..

Posted by: rcat at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (noq2N)

65 44 Is this real or photo shopped? Please tell me it's not real:

https://tinyurl.com/y2j37fxr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)


It's damned good if it is a fake. Yikes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (zBaqJ)

66 Geez, I'm gone for 5 days and miss everything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (dUJdY)

67 What an evil woman. The advocates for abortion have turned me into an abortion-abolitionist; I used to be ambivalent but no more. Their Moloch worship and talk about lives unworthy disgust me.

I take this as another sign that the Pro-Death party has given up trying to have intellectual arguments concerning abortion and is now just trying to shame opponents. It's not going to work. I think it's going to do just the opposite since the Pro-Death folks have dropped their masks and the truth is pretty ugly.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (5Yee7)

68 I had that link open since 10 am but I had a really ridonculous number of tabs open and I lost it for hours. Last hour I closed a lot of tabs and found it again.

I had like 85 tabs open, so many that new tabs were opened off-screen.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

69 Hey, little girl.. wanna see my BFF bracelet?

It's got a pizza slice on it..

yes.. come here.. a little closer so you can see it good..

oooooooooooh what nice smelling hair you have!

Wanna see a pic of my first wife in a bikini? What a bod on that babe!

Posted by: Joey "Choo Choo" Biden at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (so+oy)

70 We don't put 16 and 17 year olds on death penalty juries, but we allow them to be judge, jury and executioner for a baby they don't want.

Posted by: annem at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (Fm81C)

71 I wonder if Gillibrand understands that if the party of death becomes ascendant, she'll most certainly be killed off once she's deemed "no longer useful?"

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (qC1Sy)

72
Is this real or photo shopped? Please tell me it's not real:

https://tinyurl.com/y2j37fxr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)


It's not. This was a submission in a Photoshop contest - but it's good, isn't it?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (sLicW)

73 56 >>>4 Ace, how about adding an update regarding pinterest decision to censor prolife words and images? As covered by project veritas. I think it fits with your post.

I have a very basic freestanding post about that. I'm waiting to post it to see if I can think of anything more to say, or just hit "Publish" on a very very basic post.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (PbpT7)


ace, sometimes Less is More.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (sy5kK)

74 Meanwhile, All's Well That Swallows Well's support is holding steady.

He's leading in something? Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)

75 64 RE: Sen. Gillibrand: "Imagine nominating a justice who is racist."
The "Wise Latina" could not be reached for comment..
Posted by: rcat at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (noq2N)



Once Hugo Black, you never go back.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (zBaqJ)

76 >>btw, anyone else besides me notice that hollywood pretty much silently blackballed Rose McGowan and no one in the fake metoo movement gives a shit (because it's all bullshit)?




You know what else was ignored by Hollywood?

SABO's weekend plastering of a modified Miley Cyrus Planned Parenthood-themed cake photo all over town. I'm not going to link because it because it is shocking - he replaced the cake with the image of something else. Shockingly effective, a kill shot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (W+vEI)

77 Anyone else notice how much weight chubbs Gillibrand has lost?

she's starting to look a little gaunt..

I betcha she's been doing Ace's starvation diet..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (so+oy)

78 The blonde highlights of the girl going across Obama's face makes me think not photoshopped.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (KtcMg)

79 You must be pro death.

Its a freaking BOB HOPE joke come to life.


"I heard they just made homosexuality legal in California. I'm moving before they make it compulsory."

The liberals have taken "toleration" off the choice menu. That was the game plan all along, all across the board.

It is what it is.

Posted by: simplemind at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (axW7y)

80 I'm not overly political (I'm mostly here for the humor), but the party that says my mom is no longer acceptable can fuck the hell off.

Posted by: Ted K. at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (FJYfm)

81 40
Is promoting abortion of black babies racist?

I know they don't phrase it that way but...
Posted by: Glenn John at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (LilNs)


Depends on who is promoting it.

Posted by: Margret Sanger at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

82 73 56 >>>4 Ace, how about adding an update regarding pinterest decision to censor prolife words and images? As covered by project veritas. I think it fits with your post.

I have a very basic freestanding post about that. I'm waiting to post it to see if I can think of anything more to say, or just hit "Publish" on a very very basic post.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (PbpT7)


ace, sometimes Less is More.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (sy5kK)


Sometimes the comments are the post...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (zBaqJ)

83 He's leading in something? Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls


---

He can't even poll better than a furry.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (qSCcj)

84 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR BEING NOT CONSERVATIVE

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (ytZdZ)

85 Here's the original link of Obama and Chinese Girl in Reddit Photoshopbattle:


https://tinyurl.com/y3je396j

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (sLicW)

86 Fascists forever telling people what they can say, what they can do, where they can go, who they can associate with and when they can do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (r+sAi)

87 We'll see the Catholic church declared a hate group, stripped of its tax status, their parochial schools shut down, Catholic hospitals taken over by secular healthcare businesses, and Catholics losing their jobs.

Then it will be the reeducation camps.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (4ZE6o)

88 Well, aint that sweet!
Joe and Berry sittin in a tree.
F-U-K-K-I-N-Geeeeeeeee...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (0v57o)

89
Who's the chick... I stumbled across her because of something someone linked here...

Anyway this vile bitch was on about the need for honesty, which I appreciate.

Her point was that feminists need to quit arguing that abortion isn't murder, because it is, but it's good murder, because pregnancy is violence towards women, and abortion prevents the mother from going through unwanted "gestational labor."

In other words, her argument was essentially that the baby is the aggressor, insofar as it enslaves the woman with this "gestational labor" when its an unwanted baby.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

90 59 Are we to draw inference from Biden's tweet that Obama is on the bottom?
____________

Was there ever any doubt?

The bottom is the submissive position. Anybody who watched Obama "negotiate" as president knows he's a natural bottom.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (k4dH2)

91 One time I brought my computer to the Microsoft store to get a faulty power connection looked at and when the guy opened it up, he saw how many tabs I had open.

He said (and this is very close to what he said), "Wow, that's impressive, I didn't know a computer could handle that many tabs."

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

92 I've come to agree with whomever suggested that AOC is threatening to run for Chuckie's Senate seat if they redistrict her out of a House seat. Sea sponges are more aware.
Also, KG still looks good. In fact, she's clearly lost weight for the start of the primaries. Still a bonehead, though.

How about an all bonehead AOC / Gillibrand ticket?

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (T6t7i)

93 >>I have a very basic freestanding post about that. I'm waiting to post it to see if I can think of anything more to say, or just hit "Publish" on a very very basic post.



You could add mention of the SABO Miley Cyrus poster, or even just the original Miley Cyrus PP promotional photo. Amazing that Pro-life is unacceptable, but weird, creepy former child star licking a cake w/PP messaging on it is A-OK!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (W+vEI)

94 Senator Gillibrand, being pro-life has nothing to do with racism and you know it. Your pathetic attempts to equate the killing of innocent babies with racism proves that you do not possess the intellect and clear-headed thinking your position as a United States Senator requires.

You should resign immediately for the good of the country and the health and welfare of countless unborn children whom you strangely wish to kill.

Sincerely...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (HaL55)

95 He's leading in something? Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls


---

He can't even poll better than a furry.
Posted by: WitchDoktor



WE'RE TIED! And I'm not running!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (wm53o)

96 >>>Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls

He also tested at 0 for free testosterone, so.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

97 If Barack really, really liked Joe Biden he would have given him a friendship Dock Sock.

Like the one he gave to Harold or Kumar.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (fDW6s)

98 Is Senate Barbie one of the nominees polling at 0%?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (ytZdZ)

99 Human life is vile. It needs to... shit, I cant do this shit anymore.

Posted by: No at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (Wsy80)

100 I have a very basic freestanding post about that. I'm waiting to post it to see if I can think of anything more to say, or just hit "Publish" on a very very basic post.

Have some water and think it over, I think its a very important piece of cultural movement. Although its worth waiting a bit for more info on it, like who did it and where they go from here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (39g3+)

101 >>>You could add mention of the SABO Miley Cyrus poster, or even just the original Miley Cyrus PP promotional photo. Amazing that Pro-life is unacceptable, but weird, creepy former child star licking a cake w/PP messaging on it is A-OK!!


i'll see if i can find that, thanks.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (PbpT7)

102 95 He's leading in something? Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls


---

He can't even poll better than a furry.
Posted by: WitchDoktor



WE'RE TIED! And I'm not running!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (wm53o)


De Bolshevik at 0.0% in Iowa and underwater compared to Trump... in NYC!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (zBaqJ)

103 He's leading in something? Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls

That's disappointing. I was really looking forward to him getting elected in 2020 and nuking me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

104 Once Hugo Black, you never go back.
---

Those Nazi bastards ruined skull bling for the rest of us!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (kQs4Y)

105
"I heard they just made homosexuality legal in California. I'm moving before they make it compulsory."

The liberals have taken "toleration" off the choice menu. That was the game plan all along, all across the board.

It is what it is.
Posted by: simplemind at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (axW7y)


Toleration was off the board in Russia in the '20's Germany in the '30's, Italy in the '40's, China in the 50's and 60's, Cambodia in the '70's.


Call me nutz, but I believe I see a pattern here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (sy5kK)

106 >>He said (and this is very close to what he said), "Wow, that's impressive, I didn't know a computer could handle that many tabs."



This joke would be funnier if it was actual cans of Tab Cola.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (fDW6s)

107 "He's leading in something? Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls"


With the margin of error, he could actually have negative votes.

Posted by: Ted K. at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (FJYfm)

108

Gillibrand. The party of Death to a Society. Death to a Nation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (vEIlU)

109 How many candidates are the Dems up to now? 10?

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

110 He said (and this is very close to what he said), "Wow, that's impressive, I didn't know a computer could handle that many tabs."

Yeah research sometimes I'll have so many tabs open all you can see is the X to close them, and barely that, like they're stacked on top of each other. It starts getting ridiculous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)

111 First - what's the significance of the pizza charm?

Also
>>>4 Ace, how about adding an update regarding pinterest decision to censor prolife words and images? As covered by project veritas. I think it fits with your post.

I have a very basic freestanding post about that. I'm waiting to post it to see if I can think of anything more to say, or just hit "Publish" on a very very basic post.
____

Thank you! I thought of that as soon as I saw this Gilibrand post. They're trying coming at us on all fronts this election. Calling us racist or hateful for our moral values or for the temerity of holding a different opinion. Using that as a reason to de-platform, de-monitize and demonize. This election is getting very ugly very fast.

Posted by: NavyMom at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (HGZyc)

112 ace, sometimes Less is More.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:28 PM (sy5kK)


Sometimes the comments are the post...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

A bird in the hand saves nine.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (T6t7i)

113 104 Once Hugo Black, you never go back.
---

Those Nazi bastards ruined skull bling for the rest of us!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (kQs4Y)


You are conflating Hugo Black with Hugo BOSS.

Still, the both had the same thoughts about blacks and Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zBaqJ)

114 "I heard they just made homosexuality legal in California. I'm moving before they make it compulsory."

The liberals have taken "toleration" off the choice menu. That was the game plan all along, all across the board.

It is what it is.
Posted by: simplemind at June 11, 2019 05:29 PM (axW7y)


Toleration was off the board in Russia in the '20's Germany in the '30's, Italy in the '40's, China in the 50's and 60's, Cambodia in the '70's.


Call me nutz, but I believe I see a pattern here.
==========
That is in fact, what I'm saying.

Its coming soon, to a theatre near you.

Posted by: simplemind at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (TJsHL)

115 So here's Kirsten Gillibrand, making what will evolve into the Conservative Case for Mandatory Third-Trimester Abortions within a couple of years:

_______


Mandatory Third-Trimester Abortions are so 20th century -- in a couple of years they'll be making the case Mandatory Fourth-Trimester Abortions.

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (19UMA)

116 From the conspiracy right:

notice there is a pizza shaped bead on the bracelet.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (sktRI)

117 Old and busted: NXIVM
New hotness: INSOMNIVM

Now taking applications.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

118 109 How many candidates are the Dems up to now? 10?
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)


Closer to 21.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zBaqJ)

119 This got willowed in the last thread:

Stacey Abrams was speaking in Atlanta and asked how to get to 285. Someone shouted, "Try Weight Watchers."

Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your hipster waitperson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

120 62 Dear Diary,
Barry gave me a super cute Best Friends Forever Bracelet today. I was totally like "OMG you shouldn't have! It's like totally super cute!". Then Barry was like "Now everyone will know that we're like besties for ever!" OMG. This was like the best day of like my entire life.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Diary Entry for 06/08/19 at June 11, 2019 05:27 PM (tVQUs)
---------

At Biden's next campaign stop, I want a reporter to ask to see the friendship bracelet. If he's not wearing it then I guess they're not BFF's.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

121 >>>Sometimes the comments are the post...


this is very true but I've been relying on this a LOT lately and am not comfortable off-loading so much work to commenters.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (PbpT7)

122 Hey Ace

Extended fasting can fuck with your gut bacteria profile

Might look into probiotics and prebiotics

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (1XAal)

123 How many candidates are the Dems up to now? 10?
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

I believe last count was around 22.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 11, 2019 05:35 PM (tVQUs)

124 118 109 How many candidates are the Dems up to now? 10?
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)


Closer to 21.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zBaqJ)

21???? good grief.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

125 115 So here's Kirsten Gillibrand, making what will evolve into the Conservative Case for Mandatory Third-Trimester Abortions within a couple of years:

_______


Mandatory Third-Trimester Abortions are so 20th century -- in a couple of years they'll be making the case Mandatory Fourth-Trimester Abortions.
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (19UMA)


If we can get them before they take out student loans, we have a winner!

[sarc]

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:35 PM (zBaqJ)

126 94 Senator Gillibrand, being pro-life has nothing to do with racism and you know it. Your pathetic attempts to equate the killing of innocent babies with racism proves that you do not possess the intellect and clear-headed thinking your position as a United States Senator requires.

You should resign immediately for the good of the country and the health and welfare of countless unborn children whom you strangely wish to kill.

Sincerely...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (HaL55)

Scrunt actually invoked moral clarity to argue that people with a moral opposition to abortion are evil akin to racists and holocaust deniers and because they're religious, what they want is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 11, 2019 05:35 PM (ijEPD)

127 garrett:

I don't like tab.

https://vimeo.com/97591625

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

128 >>i'll see if i can find that, thanks.


Lila Rose Live Action = flagged as porn (to hide it)

Miley Cyrus posing provocatively with food (b-day cake, topless with sliced grapefruit over boobs = Clever and artsy!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (W+vEI)

129 So embarrassing, J.J.! :flushed:

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (kQs4Y)

130
this is very true but I've been relying on this a LOT lately and am not comfortable off-loading so much work to commenters.





Posted by: ace



...he says with a chuckle.



WE'RE A TEAM, ACE!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (tyz5J)

131 119 This got willowed in the last thread:

Stacey Abrams was speaking in Atlanta and asked how to get to 285. Someone shouted, "Try Weight Watchers."

Try the veal, and don't forget to tip your hipster waitperson.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)



For real?!! Whoever said that gets dinner and booze on me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (zBaqJ)

132 It is no surprise though of her statement, the current VA gov thinks its ok to kill them after they are born.

And AOC thinks she already deserves a raise.

These people are truly elitists in the worst form of the word.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

133 87 We'll see the Catholic church declared a hate group, stripped of its tax status, their parochial schools shut down, Catholic hospitals taken over by secular healthcare businesses, and Catholics losing their jobs.

Then it will be the reeducation camps.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 11, 2019 05:30 PM (4ZE6o)


Working on that right now, in fact.

By the way, do YOU know any Knights of Columbus?

Posted by: Senator Diane Feinstein at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

134

Holy Joe promises he will cure cancer:

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=423134

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)

135 Let's ask Kirsten how she'd feel over puppies or kittens being aborted.

That could prove interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

136 Would anybody be surprised to learn that Joe Biden wears little girl's panties and that he's shared them with Bestie Barack?

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (19UMA)

137 When there are enough Dem primary candidates, somebody with talent needs to make a Smash Bros mod with Dem candidates instead of Nintendo characters.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

138 The liberals have taken "toleration" off the choice menu. That was the game plan all along, all across the board.




Coming soon to a middle school/high school near you: extra credit for photos of your homosexual experience! Extra points for penetration!

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (sktRI)

139 What's makes this bizarro world is Pro-Abortion has a lot to do with racism.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (KtcMg)

140 This joke would be funnier if it was actual cans of Tab Cola.

That's why it was at the shop, he spilled a Tab into the keyboard

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

141 Ace

Someone over at Althouse's blog mentioned your fasting efforts

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (un1Y5)

142 Those Nazi bastards ruined skull bling for the rest of us!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:32 PM (kQs4Y)



Mitchell and Webb: Maybe we're the baddies?

https://youtu.be/8JOpPNra4bw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (fuK7c)

143
ace are you off the fast? Or are you going full-on Gandhi?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

144 134

Holy Joe promises he will cure cancer:

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=423134

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)


$10 trillion in paste and back rubs...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:38 PM (zBaqJ)

145 Haha -

Brian and Steve. I know two guys who looked EXACTLY like those dudes!

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:38 PM (fDW6s)

146 Yeah research sometimes I'll have so many tabs open all you can see is the X to close them, and barely that, like they're stacked on top of each other. It starts getting ridiculous
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)
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Is there a reason you don't just open a new set of tabs in a new window?

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 05:38 PM (aXucN)

147 Smash reveal trailers for Dem candidates:

Joe Biden choo-choo-chooses to lead!

Eric Swalwell here to nuke the competition!

Amy Klobochar combs through the opposition!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:38 PM (oZ6kz)

148 Get your tickets now!

Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Hello New York... join me and Dan Rather for a discussion about my new book: "The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth in America." Tonight at BandN Union Square. #NotTheEnemy

-
I assume the quote in context is, "The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth in America And That's Why We Lie."

https://bit.ly/2KHGTtv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

149 For real?!! Whoever said that gets dinner and booze on me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:36 PM (zBaqJ)


I wish. An elderly Jewish friend of ours sent it to me this afternoon.

And he and his wife are hosting Kim Strassel in their home this fall, and he's invited us to meet her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

150 118 109 How many candidates are the Dems up to now? 10?
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)


Closer to 21.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:34 PM (zBaqJ)

__

I think the official count is 23.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (ytZdZ)

151 From the conspiracy right:

notice there is a pizza shaped bead on the bracelet.
============
FBI literature on child pornography notes that the traders in this stuff use code when communicating on line. Cheese Pizza =Child Porn

There's a lot more to this that just that, obviously. But you are probably better off not knowing more.

Posted by: simplemind at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (TJsHL)

152 Gillibrand...how dare you decide what is acceptable for me on this! You assume too much Senator.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (axyOa)

153
So after one of these dummies actually does get the D nom, how are they going to move back to the center??

Oh wait, it will be like the D primaries never happened and Fake News (which is the media arm of the DNC) will make sure of that!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (tyz5J)

154 96 >>>Eric Swalwell reportedly at 0 percent in 24 consecutive national polls

He also tested at 0 for free testosterone, so.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

It just makes me happy to realize that I'm as well-liked as a presidential candidate. Although none of them have met me yet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (RD7QR)

155 If we can get them before they take out student loans, we have a winner!

[sarc]

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The country wins only if they get to Gillibrand's age and its her, only her, that gets it in the end. She's probably the embodiment of every horrible, grifting public servant of all time. She is the inevitable outcome of what Andrea Wang called "The Clown World"....

Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (32YRo)

156 We'll see the Catholic church declared a hate group, stripped of its tax status, their parochial schools shut down, Catholic hospitals taken over by secular healthcare businesses, and Catholics losing their jobs.



I don't doubt that.

However, they'll have to target all other Christians as well. Which is totally possible. The easiest thing to do is just make Christianity a hate group. The only religion allowed will be islam or nothing.


I feel sorry for the young people of the future.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (sktRI)

157 Let's ask Kirsten how she'd feel over puppies or kittens being aborted.

"Ms Gillenbrand, do you think we should protect turtle eggs on the beach, or is that racist as well?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)

158 this is very true but I've been relying on this a LOT lately and am not comfortable off-loading so much work to commenters.


Dude, sometimes the content is so thick it gets in the way.


*ducks*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

159 Not only will Slojo cure cancer, will send men to the sun! During the daytime even!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 11, 2019 05:40 PM (0v57o)

160
He said (and this is very close to what he said), "Wow, that's impressive, I didn't know a computer could handle that many tabs."



Porn really swamps a CPU.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

161 Independent PPC polling finds
@justinamash
down 49%-33% to
@RepJimLower
in MI-3 GOP primary.

Posted by: Ha at June 11, 2019 05:40 PM (MAstk)

162 FBI literature on child pornography notes that the traders in this stuff use code when communicating on line. Cheese Pizza =Child Porn


Yep. That's why I pointed it out.

Some day, read the Podesta emails. Lots of them are about pizza parties. When was the last time your office executives had a pizza party? Think about it.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (sktRI)

163 Holy Joe promises he will cure cancer

TBF, he said "We're going to cure cancer". Of course that's no more accurate than "he will cure cancer". That moron wouldn't know a molecule from a mole rat.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (T6t7i)

164 Gillibrand...you seemed to choke on the statement about church and state. Kinda hard to say church huh, or was the obvious lie catching in your throat?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (axyOa)

165 >>Porn really swamps a CPU.


The bustier the lesbian porn the quicker it happens.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (fDW6s)

166 Jim Acosta is a hero in his own mind.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (AjVAj)

167 If I were a single 20-something dude I'd "come out" loud and fucking proud at work. It would be the equivalent of working for the govt in terms of job security.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (ytZdZ)

168 How many candidates are the Dems up to now? 10?
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

I believe last count was around 22.

-
I'm announcing today so now it's 23 and Me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)

169 157 Let's ask Kirsten how she'd feel over puppies or kittens being aborted.

"Ms Gillenbrand, do you think we should protect turtle eggs on the beach, or is that racist as well?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)


I once told a Lefty who was shocked I ate veal that we should allow the farmers to kill the calf just before it's born since it's only a clump of cells at that point.

Sound of pin dropping and me smirking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

170 from prev thread:


Jews who vote Dem, which is 75% of Jews, are a mystery to me.


---------------

not really, they hate you. They think you're all basically Yosemite Sam if he spoke in tongues and handled snakes.

just like gillibrand saying pro-life is not acceptable...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (JziUy)

171 Scrunt actually invoked moral clarity to argue that people with a moral
opposition to abortion are evil akin to racists and holocaust deniers
and because they're religious, what they want is unconstitutional.


I hate to be a'whompin' on Bessie The Dead Horse so much today, but who on our side is saying anything back to her about that? Is there any pushback? A tweet? Anything? Bueller?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (HaL55)

172 Is a friendship bracelet like when you are chained to another dude in a buddy comedy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (ILzmA)

173 So the Democrat's moral high ground is in a sewer. Who knew.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (LWu6U)

174 Early report in from the Gibson's trial - well, the Judge did NOT allow the Friday letter to be given to the jury as evidence. That's seems disappointing at first glance, but LI brings up a good point - if it had been allowed, it would have opened up a potential avenue for appeal, since it occurred after the case had already been presented. The Judge is determined to preside over a trial that will hand out a bulletproof judgement, and that really is a good thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

175 This is the most FuckedUp(tm) D primary we'll ever see.

_______


"Here, hold my beer." -- 2024 Dem Primary

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (19UMA)

176 Stacey Abrams was speaking in Atlanta and asked how to get to 285. Someone shouted, "Try Weight Watchers."
________________

Bwahahahahaha. That deserves a prize.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (k4dH2)

177
Alternate poat title"

Supposed "Big Tent" Party Gets Smaller By The Day!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (tyz5J)

178 Joe is an asshole. Stop politicizing cancer. If you really think you can find a cure, do it now. In fact, what stopped you from finding a cure when you were the VP for 8 years. Asshole.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

179 To ace's point re: pedos adopting their targets' habits - after seeing Biden leering at a 5 yr. old girl's chest, and his creepy mitt on a baby boy's crotch - It's not a stretch to imagine Biden has engaged in child molestation.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (OSgHz)

180 Holy Joe promises he will cure cancer

-
Next, turning water into wine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)

181 Any day now, Joe is going to come out as bi-sexual. That crazy old ass will do or say anything at this point in his life.

I really, really hope Hunter goes on the campaign trail with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

182 TBF, he said "We're going to cure cancer". Of course that's no more accurate than "he will cure cancer". That moron wouldn't know a molecule from a mole rat.
Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (T6t7i)

___

Implying what exactly, that Republicans are pro-Cancer? What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (ytZdZ)

183 "not really, they hate you. They think you're all basically Yosemite Sam if he spoke in tongues and handled snakes.

just like gillibrand saying pro-life is not acceptable...
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (JziUy)"

You really mean you want be to be killed, right?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)

184 I were a single 20-something dude I'd "come out" loud and fucking proud at work. It would be the equivalent of working for the govt in terms of job security.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (ytZdZ)

Three to Tango was a funny movie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (KtcMg)

185 Ratfuckers all of them

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (1XAal)

186 There are 24 major candidates for president right now from the Democrats:

Michael Bennet
Joe Biden
Corey Booker
Steve BUllock
Pete Guttigieg
Julian Castro
Bill de Blasio
John Delaney
Tulsi Gabbard
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike Gravel (yes, the former "liberarian party" candidate)
Kamala Harris
John Hickenlooper
Jay Inslee
Amy Klobuchar
Wayne Messam
Seth Moulton
Robert Francis O'Rourke
Tim Ryan
Bernie Sanders
Eric Swalwell
Elizabeth Warren
Marianne Williamson
Andrew Yang

Also minor names:
Michael Arth
Harry Braun
Ben Gleib
Ami Horowitz
Ken Nwadike jr
Robby Wells

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)

187
I hate to be a'whompin' on Bessie The Dead Horse so much today, but who on our side is saying anything back to her about that? Is there any pushback? A tweet? Anything? Bueller?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (HaL55)

The Nat Review is working on "The Conservative Case for declaring All Religion Unconstitutional" as we speak.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

188 Yep. That's why I pointed it out.

Some day, read the Podesta emails. Lots of them are about pizza parties. When was the last time your office executives had a pizza party? Think about it.
=====
Walnut sauce. Yeah. I read myself in. Terrible if even 10% of it is true.

Posted by: simplemind at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (TJsHL)

189 181 Any day now, Joe is going to come out as bi-sexual. That crazy old ass will do or say anything at this point in his life.

___

Soon he will start giving creepy hugs to 10 year old boys as well as 10 year old girls.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (ytZdZ)

190 Didn't Joe decide NOT to run the last time around because he wanted to cure cancer and avenge his dead son?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (fDW6s)

191 a liberal policitian calling being pro-life the equivalent of dead-end racism is not the hill to die on, better to focus on eliminating reverse market derviative losses for Chase Bank.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (JziUy)

192 >>>Someone over at Althouse's blog mentioned your fasting efforts


oh? Positively or negatively or neutrally?


Yudithastra,

Yeah, I stopped the fast at 27 1/2 days, because I was seeing friends over the weekend and wanted to be able to eat.

I think I'll eat and work out for a couple of months and then go again in August.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

193 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
2h
Italy will soon become America's top ally in Europe. They are giving up Mifsud and have already flipped on Brennan.
******
where is JackStraw ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)

194 Joe would cure stupidity but it would be the end of his party.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (0v57o)

195
Her point was that feminists need to quit arguing that abortion isn't murder, because it is, but it's good murder, because pregnancy is violence towards women, and abortion prevents the mother from going through unwanted "gestational labor."

In other words, her argument was essentially that the baby is the aggressor, insofar as it enslaves the woman with this "gestational labor" when its an unwanted baby.



It takes Academia to torture logic to this degree. Half-ass notion to half-ass notion and pretty soon its all ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

196 160
He said (and this is very close to what he said), "Wow, that's impressive, I didn't know a computer could handle that many tabs."


Porn really swamps a CPU.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

LOL, beat me to it. I was going to ask how many of the tabs were porn.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Ez6QX)

197 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)

You know, I would say that there are 24 minor candidates for President right now, and several more pathetic ones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Kpl3J)

198 Planned Parenthood's business plan include performing abortions on women who don't want them. "Pro-choice" is not pro-choice.

Seriously. Their clinic training includes how to get reluctant clients to go ahead and abort. I've even heard of cases where they dispensed with the persuasion attempts and just drugged the client to gain compliance.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (4HMW8)

199 I remember when they blamed Bush for Christopher Reeves continued paralysis because he would not fund embryonic stem cell research.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (KtcMg)

200 It's not pro-life. It's anti-murder of babies.

It's not pro-choice. It's pro-murder of babies.


Stop using their words. Use the real words.


And the moment they outlaw being anti-baby murder is the moment the assault on Liberal America begins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (pUDQf)

201 Didn't Joe decide NOT to run the last time around because he wanted to cure cancer and avenge his dead son?
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (fDW6s)
*******
Shorter version is he would have added to the Clinton Mafia Death Count

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (BqBId)

202 Look I'm at least willing to hear Cancer's campaign promises. You guys are all so negative.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)

203 >>Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Hello New York... join me and Dan Rather for a discussion about my new book: "The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth in America." Tonight at BandN Union Square. #NotTheEnemy

les cuques

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

204 191 a liberal policitian calling being pro-life the equivalent of dead-end racism is not the hill to die on, better to focus on eliminating reverse market derviative losses for Chase Bank.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (JziUy)

____

And if even 1 CEO has to pay more than 25% of their income in taxes, that is the real tragedy in America.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (ytZdZ)

205 Incidentally, Wikipedia had "Beto" O'Rourke so I fixed it to read "Robert Francis" but I'm sure within seconds they'll change it back and send me a nastygram

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (39g3+)

206 Overpopulation in Hell is going to be a very real problem soon!

Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (y87jW)

207 Early report in from the Gibson's trial - well, the Judge did NOT allow the Friday letter to be given to the jury as evidence. That's seems disappointing at first glance, but LI brings up a good point - if it had been allowed, it would have opened up a potential avenue for appeal, since it occurred after the case had already been presented. The Judge is determined to preside over a trial that will hand out a bulletproof judgement, and that really is a good thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Yes - I saw that - evidence introduced post-argumentum would have opened an avenue for appeal

Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (32YRo)

208 Which cancer Joe?

Or, are you gonna cure them all?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (fDW6s)

209 Re: major and minor candidates, I believe someone once said that "distinctions at this level are not worth making."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (oZ6kz)

210 >>>LOL, beat me to it. I was going to ask how many of the tabs were porn.

none, I had been keeping my computer completely porn free. I bought a cheap chinese tablet for the porn. Like $25. Seemed like a good idea.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

211 >>Jim Acosta

@Acosta

Hello New York... join me and Dan Rather for a discussion about my
new book: "The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth
in America." Tonight at BandN Union Square. #NotTheEnemy



les cuques

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (PbpT7)


Ace, you should go. Do it for Andrew Breitbart and us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

212 Ace

It was mentioned neutrally.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (un1Y5)

213 I watched that Gillibrand video, and it's unsettling to see how she can just sip her tea and state matter-of-factly that the Constitution mandates separation of church and state, and therefore people who are pro-life because of their religion (she is neglecting people who are pro-life but not religious) are unacceptable because we are depriving women of the right to an abortion.

The right to life was part of the Declaration of Independence. I didn't see the right to abortion there, nor is it in the Constitution.

Religious people also don't believe in other kinds of murder, nor do they believe anyone has the right to steal someone else's property. Does this make these people unacceptable?

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (aXucN)

214 They way Leftism goes is to keep up with the lead, any deviation will be their downfall.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (BbGew)

215 >>I had been keeping my computer completely porn free. I bought a cheap chinese tablet for the porn.


A Wang?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (fDW6s)

216 184 I were a single 20-something dude I'd "come out" loud and fucking proud at work. It would be the equivalent of working for the govt in terms of job security.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:41 PM (ytZdZ)

Yeah but then some girl asks you to help her decorate her bathroom and you're busted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

217 55 Beginning to think Nixon was not the tricky one after all and was framed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (zBaqJ)


G Gordon Liddy has said the same thing for years. He alleged that Dean only wanted to remove whatever proof of contacts between his GF at the time and a DC prostitution ring. Also said the political excuse was just a cover-up used by Dean.

Posted by: Lump at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (nN6/j)

218 Kirsten Gillibrand, Ominously: It Is No Longer Acceptable to be Pro-Life

Catholic liberals who vote for this shit. *spit

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (+lVUW)

219 Ya, the totalitarian pigs over at Pinterest had suspended indefinitely @LiveAction's account there, for allegedly being "pr0n0graphy. They are a very good pro-life account that provides actual education and facts about abortion.

Then today it looks like Pinterest made the suspension permanent on the alleged basis that @LiveAction provided "false medical information" that "caused certain groups to be targeted for violence", which if course is a lie.

Fuck Pinterest.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (NoKAc)

220 In fact, what stopped you from finding a cure when you were the VP for 8 years. Asshole.
Posted by: IC

To busy making gasoline from algae

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 05:47 PM (bEEUL)

221 208
Which cancer Joe?



Or, are you gonna cure them all?

Posted by: garrett


Well, he has 8 years.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

222 Kristen Gillibrand, "identifies" as a Catholic, yet attends church at another denomination. Time for the Bishop of Albany to grow a pair and make a statement.If the Catholic leadership (Bishops, etc.) do not make a stand, the reality of Catholic hospitals being merged with secular ones, Catholic Charity organizations shuttered (see what their adoption agencies are facing because they won't adopt out to same-sex couples). Us Catholics will be targeted. And us Knights of Columbus will be stigmatized.Perhaps bishops want this, as they may view it as one more step towards the end times. Personally, I'd rather stand up and fight.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2019 05:47 PM (N39Ws)

223 42 These black kids ain't gonna kill themselves.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at June 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Mouru)
=============================

Hold my Colt 45

Posted by: Chicago Gangbangers at June 11, 2019 05:47 PM (Z/bKp)

224 The left is so obedient

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 05:47 PM (1XAal)

225 >>>A Wang?

yeah a small Wang.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

226 Pinterest is already banning pro life posts

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (DaerC)

227 Yeah but then some girl asks you to help her decorate her bathroom and you're busted.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Who knows, she might want to take a shower.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (T6t7i)

228 ace>making what will evolve into the Conservative Case for Mandatory Third-Trimester Abortions within a couple of years:

Not so sure that's snark.

Posted by: golfman at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (OE84+)

229 >> The left is so obedient


Uppity Women need a man with a strong hand.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (fDW6s)

230 I suppose we're going to get a great diagnosis of the health of the nation based on-

How badly the Democrat candidate and Democrats in general lose in 2020.


If the Dim candidates loss makes George McGovern's loss look like a near victory, and

the Dims lose the House,

the health of the nation is excellent.

If a lackwit like Gillibrand wins, then the US has ass cancer.

Terminal ass cancer.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (r1/AF)

231 I am pretty sure that friendship bracelet is made out of candy.

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (I5SAg)

232 >>>It was mentioned neutrally.


Okay. As long as I'm not being dogpiled.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (PbpT7)

233 Oh, I get why so many people call her stupid.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (jUVms)

234 Then today it looks like Pinterest made the suspension permanent on the alleged basis that @LiveAction provided "false medical information" that "caused certain groups to be targeted for violence", which if course is a lie.

Fuck Pinterest.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (NoKAc)

____

As long as Pinterest's CEO pays less than 20% in taxes, we're cool.
- Conservative, Inc.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (ytZdZ)

235 Lila Rose
@LilaGraceRose
UPDATE:
@Pinterest has now permanently suspended @LiveAction's account (my account remains suspended), claiming our pro-life content is "medically inaccurate information" & "conspiracies" that lead to "violence."
#LifeCensored

The Left is quickly removing everything pro-life...
like it never even existed.
You will not be able to support this cause and if you don't support climate change you will be next.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (RBOtF)

236 where is JackStraw ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)



Only Bob from the NSA knows for sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

237 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)
---

That is like the Asylum mockbuster listing of real candidates.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (kQs4Y)

238 By 2024, you won't be able to be a Dem candidate for public office unless you can prove you've either aborted a baby or paid for someone else to abort a baby.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (o2SGr)

239 Then today it looks like Pinterest made the suspension permanent on the alleged basis that @LiveAction provided "false medical information" that "caused certain groups to be targeted for violence", which if course is a lie.

Was that why they put it on a porn site ban list?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)

240
remember in CADDYSHACK when Rodney DANGERFIELD introduced his buddy Wang?

He said, "NO OFFENSE!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (Bxa9f)

241 If Biden is equivocating on abortion he's smarter than Gillibrand.

Does she imagine that Iowa loves abortion? Iowa?

I honestly wonder, really do, how someone lives in the world and doesn't realize that pro-abort WON and then in celebration of WINNING and because they really hate Trump they decided that they had to FIGHT and third trimester abortions was the war they decided to fight. HAD THEY NOT done that, it's doubtful any of these heart-beat bills would have gotten enough traction to pass.

They made people in the middle have to choose a side.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (BD/yx)

242 And if even 1 CEO has to pay more than 25% of their income in taxes, that is the real tragedy in America.

----

We should consider a Manhattan Project to help keep multinational Fortune 50 firms who donate heavily left from paying full freight on American workers. Something like the equivalent of the moon launch to get them to 100% H1B workers but to be able to store them in a massive tents on a subsistance diet of about 750 calories a day.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (JziUy)

243 Yeah but then some girl asks you to help her decorate her bathroom and you're busted.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Go with a trans lesbian who is questioning

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (bEEUL)

244 That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (Z4rgH)

245 Wait, I'm serious, that bracelet deal is real?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (jUVms)

246 >>where is JackStraw ?


1/2 a mile from Tucson, this morning.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (fDW6s)

247 JackStraw is on vacation. Here's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWHk_ZSR5A

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (PbpT7)

248 I honestly think that none of them even realize that their beloved phrase "separation of church and state" has absolutely nothing to do with the Constitution. I know it's pedantic since we all know it here, but it's like they have this complete fantasy "constitution" in their heads which doesn't have any of the real constitution in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

249 55 31 There's that lil' pizza charm on the bracelet again.

... holy crap.

There is some serious evil going on in the heart of the halls of power and a lot of blind eyes being turned to it. Remeber when Harvey Weinstein's litany of horrors started to show up and everyone asked "how could he have gotten away with it for so long?"

Some day that's all gonna come out about politicians.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)


Rush today said John Dean engineered the DNC break in at Watergate to get the files on his girlfriend who was linked to some Democrat prostitution ring.

Beginning to think Nixon was not the tricky one after all and was framed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (zBaqJ)

-------

Look at Washington DC. Bread and Circuses for the masses, and every perversion available to the rich and powerful for the asking.

Escorts, drugs, whatever. Remember the story about the Capitol Hill Pharmacy and how many of the Congress Weasels are on Alzheimer Drugs?

It is a Mexican Stand-off. Mutually Assured Destruction. Too many are dirty, and everyone in DC knows, but no one talks.

It is another reason Outsider President Trump must be crushed, he could upset the Apple Cart even worse than he has.

Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (EK+Pw)

250 "That is like the Asylum mockbuster listing of real candidates.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (kQs4Y)"

Eric Swalwell is the Transmorphers of the 2020 primary.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (oZ6kz)

251 In fact, what stopped you from finding a cure when you were the VP for 8 years. Asshole.

What did he do all those decades he's been in Congress?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)

252 162. I read the emails then one link led to another and I landed on a site featuring the artwork of an adult survivor of those monsters. One of the drawings showed a child lying on a hanky - the 'map'.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (OSgHz)

253 As long as I'm not being dogpiled.


Is that an Urban Dictionary thing?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (fuK7c)

254
Wouldn't that be hilarious: Going to party and saying "no offense" after every thing you said to someone.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (Bxa9f)

255
Wait, I'm serious, that bracelet deal is real?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (jUVms)


As real as the plugs on Joey's head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

256 I think Gillebrand has it exactly backwards, and abortion lovers are enjoying their last days and here's why:

Science continues to advance in brain science in leaps and bounds. There will come a day, and it will be sooner rather than later, when they will be able to tell that an unborn baby has thoughts and feelings, however unformed, still recognizably human. When that day comes, it will be the singularity that will make abortion no longer feasible. You can't cavalierly murder a thinking, self-aware human being.

All those who championed abortion will become as alien and despised as lave owners from the 19th century are today. Once again we'll be pullilng down statues of democrats, but this time abortionists, not slave-owners.

And people like Gillebrand will be pariahs. At least I hope so. They might just brazen it out like democrats do about their racism and sexism now.

Posted by: docweasel at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (WInVa)

257 Don't know who a lot of these nobodies are, but I'll get started on the easy ones.

Michael Bennet
----Dying

Joe Biden
----Larcenous, retarded child-groper

Corey Booker
----Retarded gay man in deep but hilarious denial

Steve BUllock --- ???

Pete Guttigieg
---Rerun of Dukakis

Julian Castro
---Has been, expiration date is up

Bill de Blasio
---Open Communist who pretends to be Italian

John Delaney --- ???

Tulsi Gabbard
---Only decent candidate

Kirsten Gillibrand
---See above

Mike Gravel (yes, the former "liberarian party" candidate) --- ???

Kamala Harris
---Willie Brown's cumdumpster

John Hickenlooper
---Goofy doofus who watches porn with his mom

Jay Inslee --- ???

Amy Klobuchar
---Goofy doofus who eats with a comb

Wayne Messam --- ???
Seth Moulton --- ???

Robert Francis O'Rourke
---Drug addict and repeat offender who fed poo to his wife

Tim Ryan --- ???

Bernie Sanders
---He's Bernie Sanders

Eric Swalwell
---Malfunctioning cyborg who wants nuke Middle America

Elizabeth Warren
---Malfunctioning cyborg who thinks its an Indian

Marianne Williamson --- ???

Andrew Yang --- ???

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

258 Pinterest is already banning pro life posts
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 11, 2019 05:48 PM (DaerC)

Finally a cure to those 15 emails a day.

Thank you.

Posted by: golfman at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (OE84+)

259 The Left is quickly removing everything pro-life...
like it never even existed.
You will not be able to support this cause and if you don't support climate change you will be next.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (RBOtF)

___

Dion't forget about me!!!

Posted by: Pride Month at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (ytZdZ)

260 They say evil wins because good is stupid.
Good must be brain damaged if this evil twat can win a Senate seat.

Posted by: Iblis at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (9221z)

261 If you were successfully born- to non-elite parents, of course- you are a racist. It's our Original Sin.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2019 05:52 PM (Wd55D)

262 "Are they these extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro assault weapon, anti gay? Is that who they are? Because if that's who they are and they're extreme conservatives, they have no place in the State of New York, because that's not who New Yorkers are."


--Prince Andrew Cuomo, The Unindicted, Ruler of the Empire State, Latcher on to Kennedys and All Around Douche


Yep, and I followed suit accordingly. That was the final straw that led me to leave NY. When your Governor orders you to get out, you get out. It's like Third-World shit up there. And they call Trump a "dictator."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 05:52 PM (O8WFE)

263 just build your own pinterest, wingnutz..of course, we'll sue you for building a hostile workplace because normal mainstream american beliefs are hostile to us. No, of course you can't go work for us and sue us for the same thing. Why would you even ask?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:52 PM (JziUy)

264 The truth is that most of America is pretty down on abortion. Most people support it for special cases, and a few more for very early abortions, but the numbers who support abortion after a few weeks drops off very rapidly and almost nobody supports leaving a child to starve to death if the abortion is botched.

Democrats are heavily on the wrong end of the stick on this one and I think they know it, but are hoping they can beat the tilt anyway. I mean even California was opposed to homosexual "marriage" by a fair margin before the courts just decided it was a constitutional right. Now if you are opposed to it people think you're some crazy snake handler.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

265 Pinterest is already banning pro life posts

She must be close to the center of the Borg. We shall obey.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2019 05:53 PM (Wd55D)

266 And yet, were I to stand next to Her Ladyship and announce that I was pro-death, I'm guessing that I would get to be a guest of the state for quite some time.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 11, 2019 05:53 PM (HOXd0)

267 236 where is JackStraw ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)



Only Bob from the NSA knows for sure.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

Hey, a guy gives you some primo bud and you keep quiet, right?

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 11, 2019 05:53 PM (RD7QR)

268 Gillibrand is a particularly virulent form of Democrat fool.


Try throwing a rotten apple in a box of good apples, and then check the box again in a month.


See?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 11, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

269 surprizingly, not a lot of rape incest abortions.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)

270 I will admit that it is refreshing, in a terrifying, just fell into a frozen lake whilst carrying a 100 pound pack kind of way, that the Democrats are finally being open that any position but that of whatever is the Leftist position of the moment is nigh to illegal.

Again, in the Era of the Golden Scalp Weasel came the Great Unmasking.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (GbPPJ)

271
It is another reason Outsider President Trump must be crushed, he could upset the Apple Cart even worse than he has.



I desperately want that ripcord to get pulled.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

272 Yeah, I stopped the fast at 27 1/2 days, because I was seeing friends over the weekend and wanted to be able to eat.

I think I'll eat and work out for a couple of months and then go again in August.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

------

(Twenty) Eight Is Enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (AzW6q)

273 Gillibrand is a particularly virulent form of Democrat fool.

----

the left don't take a dump, son, without having someone raise a trial balloon.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (JziUy)

274 Gillibrand's DNA and Harris' DNA must somehow be extracted and helixed to form the Uber Dumb.

You. You there, with the odd eyeglasses and the chess club presidency. Make it so.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (hgpSN)

275 At some point, maybe not in my lifetime, this Cold War will become a hot war. Democrats are totally subservient to the socialists-communist party. They are getting worse as the months go by.

I don't see them ever swinging back to left of center.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (pUDQf)

276 Then there was the horrifying video of a male child being abused by an adult male who directed the boy to call him daddy. The file was run through sound recognition software and the profile matched Podesta's voice.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 05:54 PM (OSgHz)

277 And yet, were I to stand next to Her Ladyship and announce that I was pro-death, I'm guessing that I would get to be a guest of the state for quite some time.
Posted by: FaCubeItches


Hell, I'm pro-death.
Just not the groups they'd like and appreciate.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (wm53o)

278 All of this crap by Pinterest and Youtube and FB and Google - they don't realize that they're going to push their crap until they FORCE us to nationalize them, just flat out seize all their assets and make them government corps, accountable to the voters.

The left, especially millenials, wants to do this already. if those of us on the right get pissed off enough to say "oh hell, ok, you want socialism here's ya some socialism!!!"

They don't realize that if we get mad enough we could rip their little empires to shreds in a weekend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J)

279 Grab yer barf bags. Actually photo of Barry in the Oval Office making Joey's friendship bracelet:

https://tinyurl.com/y6kmwlu6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

280 "Dim-bulb dummy Kristen Gillibrand ominously has declared pro-life sentiment as "not acceptable" any longer, which is . . . a preview of the next conservative position the left will
purge from the public square, with the Never Trumpers and corporate
cucks cheerleading it every step of the way."
Of course it is. The "Conservative" elite want the rubes just as dead as the Liberal elite do. The ruling class are not fans of the peasantry.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (HOXd0)

281 211 >>Jim Acosta

@Acosta

Hello New York... join me and Dan Rather for a discussion about my
new book: "The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth
in America." Tonight at BandN Union Square. #NotTheEnemy



les cuques

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

Ace, you should go. Do it for Andrew Breitbart and us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)


*Raises hand at Q&A*

"J.J. Sefton from the Ace of Spades Morning Report..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (zBaqJ)

282 From Althouse (i assume this is the reference):

>>>Carol said...
Gee, what about men dieting? They seem as obsessed with paleo and fasting as women are with their woo. There is a blogger who Shall Not Be Named who seems to be shooting for going a week without eating.

Guy's gonna croak if he keeps that up.

...

Dude, try a month.

A week? Damn, a week ain't barely even a fast.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (PbpT7)

283 Andrew Yang --- ???
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)
-------

He's got one vote. I saw a bumper sticker for Yang 2020 on a car with DC license plates a few days ago.

So that means he's ahead of Swalwell.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (aXucN)

284 it's true, the problem with fasting is other people. Even doing a 16/8 IF program, you hang out with people, they're all like "I'm hungry, it's been 2 hours since I last fed on sugar laced, soy protein particulates"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (JziUy)

285 Dim-bulb dummy Kristen Gillibrand ominously has declared pro-life sentiment as "not acceptable" any longer ...

... before hustling off to protest against the death penalty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

286 190 Didn't Joe decide NOT to run the last time around because he wanted to cure cancer and avenge his dead son?
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:43 PM (fDW6s)

He couldn't have come out and said he wasn't running because Hillary was blackmailing him you know.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (BD/yx)

287 I'm curious about something.

Every time even slightly limiting abortion comes up, the usual suspects start to scream about how this will kill women.

But how many women are harmed or killed by legal abortion every year? How much would that really change?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

288 Always use a dongle with your Wang.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (r+sAi)

289 I just had to withstand a ten minute rant by a coworker about the evils of PDT.

she was set off by the central park 5 "documentary."

devil!
I see horns when he speaks!
all his supporters are evil!
they should all be ashamed of themselves!


hostile work environment? if I were to say a peep, I would be fired so fast I'd barely get my stethoscope and backpack.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (d7Ww2)

290 >>>(Twenty) Eight Is Enough.


I really wanted to hit 40 days. But, life intrudes.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

291
The Left is quickly removing everything pro-life... like it never even existed. You will not be able to support this cause and if you don't support climate change you will be next.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2019 05:49 PM (RBOtF)


When the CEO of Google says they will start removing content from Youtube which is "dangerous to the community" this is what he was talking about.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (TAmPV)

292 Being pro life is extreme??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (pUDQf)

293 I just had to withstand a ten minute rant by a coworker about the evils of PDT.

----------

hostile work place. sue!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (JziUy)

294 I mean even California was opposed to homosexual "marriage" by a fair margin before the courts just decided it was a constitutional right. Now if you are opposed to it people think you're some crazy snake handler.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

Yeah. How did that work out?

Now most of America thinks the gay marriage thing is OK.

That's what happens when everyone is too scared to call a spade a spade.

Posted by: golfman at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (OE84+)

295 This is the most FuckedUp(tm) D primary we'll ever see.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:18 PM (M/o6U)


It's great, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

296 As a serious question hasn't the Catholic church gone soft with Leftism? I don't know but see the Pope is pretty well steeped in it.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

297 257
Don't know who a lot of these nobodies are, but I'll get started on the easy ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

You left out Vermin Supreme. Dammit I want my free pony.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (N39Ws)

298 I really wanted to hit 40 days. But, life intrudes.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7

Jesus did 40.

Just sayin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (pUDQf)

299 How long before the power company or water company starts kicking people off for having doublebadthoughts?

Posted by: Pride Month at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (ytZdZ)

300
Speaking of Al Sharpton, I have Greek lemon chicken and potatoes to warm up.

BBS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (zBaqJ)

301 I'm not too scared to call ace a spade.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (oZ6kz)

302 >>But how many women are harmed or killed by legal abortion every year? How much would that really change? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

Billions.

That's another way of saying "do your research."

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (hgpSN)

303 oh, she's black
three kids with different fathers
one kid already dead at 18, was a thug
her unmarried daughter just had a baby, not married

all on section 8, food stamps and welfare.

just fucking nuke seattle please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)

304 Off Pride Sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (ytZdZ)

305 hostile work environment? if I were to say a peep, I would be fired so fast I'd barely get my stethoscope and backpack.

-----
now sit back and worship gays this month. or else.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (JziUy)

306 I'm sure it eludes her but Gillibrand's screed has more the sound of a religious mania than anything on the pro-life side.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

307 "J.J. Sefton from the Ace of Spades Morning Report..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (zBaqJ)

Oh Lord.

Your poor bride.

Posted by: golfman at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (OE84+)

308 Shit, the Donks aren't even getting warmed up. They are still doing the prodession out to the gates.

Just wait until they winnow the field and load the chutes. Then it is going to get crazy pants.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (fDW6s)

309 217 55 Beginning to think Nixon was not the tricky one after all and was framed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:26 PM (zBaqJ)

G Gordon Liddy has said the same thing for years. He alleged that Dean only wanted to remove whatever proof of contacts between his GF at the time and a DC prostitution ring. Also said the political excuse was just a cover-up used by Dean.
Posted by: Lump at June 11, 2019 05:46 PM (nN6/j)

Too bad none of the House Republicans invited G Gordon Liddy to yesterday's Judiciary Committee Meeting.

Imagine John Dean sitting next to G. Gordon Liddy?

Two Men Enter!
.
.
.
G Gordon Liddy leaves.

Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (EK+Pw)

310 Julian Castro
---Has been, expiration date is up

I just had to note that he's much more of a Never Was. I think the Clinton's were the ones pushing him, which was really mystifying, because he's always been a complete nobody in Texas. And everywhere else, really. He couldn't win a statewide race to be the guy who picks up armadillos off the highway.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

311 >>296 As a serious question hasn't the Catholic church gone soft with Leftism? I don't know but see the Pope is pretty well steeped in it. Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

Yes.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (hgpSN)

312 Guy's gonna croak if he keeps that up.

---

You're going to want to sit down when I tell you this next thing.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (B8H5I)

313 "256 I think Gillebrand has it exactly backwards, and abortion lovers are enjoying their last days and here's why:



Science continues to advance in brain science in leaps and bounds.
There will come a day, and it will be sooner rather than later, when
they will be able to tell that an unborn baby has thoughts and feelings,
however unformed, still recognizably human. When that day comes, it
will be the singularity that will make abortion no longer feasible. You
can't cavalierly murder a thinking, self-aware human being.





Posted by: docweasel at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (WInVa)"
..
You're not just wrong, you're like... not even close.
None of these people care about any of that. This has always been about personal convenience for them, and they are all out of fucks about anything else.
The trolling from the chans drumming up support for fake post-birth abortion is effective for precisely this reason. You are inferring a level of caring that they lack.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (eAshZ)

314 JJ at a national news conference would be priceless

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (BbGew)

315
Being pro life is extreme??





Posted by: AlaBAMA


No, ol' chum, it's unacceptable.




Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (kWewi)

316 >>>it's true, the problem with fasting is other people. Even doing a 16/8 IF program, you hang out with people, they're all like "I'm hungry, it's been 2 hours since I last fed on sugar laced, soy protein particulates"

that can be tempting. I've gone to dinner with people while fasting and sometimes I didn't really feel any temptation, and sometimes i got some bad cravings.

I guess only go out with people when you have an activity planned that isn't eating? Like movies or seeing the sights.

If someone just gets something to eat in a museum cafe it's easy enough to just stand aside (especially if there are multiple people that can keep that person company).

But without a planned activity, people are going to eat and drink. That's the default.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (PbpT7)

317 I didn't know the althouse people wouldn't refer to Ace by name. Crazy beatniks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

318 My brother is absolutely insistent that Gillibrand is even dumber than AOC.

On abortion, while I expect most of the Trans Conservatives will do as Ace predicts, I'm curious which will not. Pastor French himself may be in a bind. Lowry, Goldberg, and the entire staff of the Bulwark will do their masters' bidding, of course. Some of the think pieces are no doubt being written now.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (VaN/j)

319 309
G Gordon Liddy leaves.
Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (EK+Pw)


I wanted to Norm Crosby his name as "Lee Jordan Giddy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (zBaqJ)

320 Ace, a peyote spirit quest in the desert would be a nice interim experience between fasts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (kQs4Y)

321 293 I just had to withstand a ten minute rant by a coworker about the evils of PDT.

----------

hostile work place. sue!
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (JziUy)

Forget it, Keto. It's Seattletown.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

322 Generate your own electricity, bigot.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)

323 People ask me why I like Trump. I tell them that he drives leftys crazy and that's enough for me.

Or I tell them it's payback for me have to listen to Chocolate Fonzi for more than 8 years.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (M+Lyo)

324 283 Andrew Yang --- ???
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)
-------

He's got one vote. I saw a bumper sticker for Yang 2020 on a car with DC license plates a few days ago.

So that means he's ahead of Swalwell.
Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (aXucN)

Yang is the guy who is totally against circumcisions. Ask me how I know why this is a big deal for him. Go ahead.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (RD7QR)

325 Religious beliefs can't be criminal laws?

So our Constitution PROHIBITS us from having laws against stealing, fraud, murder, false witness, and bad faith contractual agreements?

Good. To. Know.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (BD/yx)

326 It Is No Longer Acceptable to be Pro-Life. Also We're Going to Need Your Guns Because They Are Only Good For Killing People.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (B8H5I)

327 There's that lil' pizza charm on the bracelet again.

He's just letting his buddy know if Joe goes down, he's taking Barack with him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (0bu2O)

328 Joe and Barack, sitting in a tree
K I s s I n g

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (BbGew)

329 296
As a serious question hasn't the Catholic church gone soft with Leftism?
I don't know but see the Pope is pretty well steeped in it.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)
Priests on up have gone soft - at least in the NH. In my travels -from upstate (north of Albany) to near Charlotte, NC to NH - I have only heard 1 - yes just 1 - priest stand up on the altar and state his anti-abortion pro-life beliefs and state that this is our faith, the faith of the Church. While overjoyed at finally hearing this from the pulpit, I too was saddened that in over 50 years he was the first I heard to state it.The priests are afraid of pissing off parishioners. So they take the easy road. The homilies are all "feel good" and do not broach any controversial topics. Any pro-life material that comes out around election time is in pamphlet form and left in the back of the church for people to just walk past.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (N39Ws)

330
When the Left deems something "unacceptable," it is therefore ruled FORBOTEN.

I do not exaggerate when I write that ^^ .

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (kWewi)

331 JJ at a national news conference would be priceless

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:58 PM (BbGew)


J. J. going after Drama Jimmy Acosta and Dan Rather would be a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

332 >>>Jesus did 40.

Just sayin.

...

I know. I picked 40 for that. Not because I have any pretensions like that, but just because it's a historically well-known fasting duration.

There's a girl on YouTube who went 54 days.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (PbpT7)

333 Jesus did 40.

Yeah but he did it in a desert and ate or drank literally NOTHING.

I just had to note that he's much more of a Never Was.

He's really odd looking, like a 1940's movie Chinese man (white guy with lots of make up).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

334 As Mother Teresa observed: When mothers willingly kill their babies, what else has the West to lose?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (6/uwW)

335 >>321 293 I just had to withstand a ten minute rant by a coworker about the evils of PDT.

"Withstand?" Chump. Participate! The "I hate him too!!" bait and "...because he hasn't built a single fucking TrumpCamp" switch is...

tasty.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:00 PM (hgpSN)

336 Andrew Yang: A car in every garage, and a foreskin on every circumsized dick.

How can this message not win 40 states?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (oZ6kz)

337 298 I really wanted to hit 40 days. But, life intrudes.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7

...

you did great.

28 was my absolute max, I generally start to feel like crap at 21 now. Haven't done an extended fast in probably four years though, so it's been awhile.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (yL25O)

338 I didn't know the althouse people wouldn't refer to Ace by name. Crazy beatniks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

-------

Is it an "I won't call him out to be polite about his diet," or "I won't say the bastard's name?"

I don't know who these Althouse people are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (AzW6q)

339 None of these people care about any of that. This has always been about personal convenience for them, and they are all out of fucks about anything else.

--

This.

Abortion = birth control.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (B8H5I)

340 >>>320 Ace, a peyote spirit quest in the desert would be a nice interim experience between fasts.

sounds good! But I think I'd freak out and have a Bad Time.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (PbpT7)

341 >>333 Jesus did 40.

Gentlemen don't brag.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (hgpSN)

342 I stopped the fasts once I got a bike.

I know AoS'ers like to bike-bash but damn, I can eat anything since I started biking. Got a real nice used TREK for hitting the many beautiful natural areas here in CO on weekends. I even use it for small trips to the supermarket.

Feel like a kid again on a bike! Till I've ridden a few miles, then not so much

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (O8WFE)

343 326
It Is No Longer Acceptable to be Pro-Life. Also We're Going to Need Your Guns Because They Are Only Good For Killing People.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 05:59 PM (B8H5I)
Curious to see how committed they are in their belief in your second statement. Any of them take that stance should be challenged to go door-to-door and demand them. Then let's see just how firm they are in their beliefs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (N39Ws)

344
Think about that for a moment. On how many policy differences have WE ever said it was "unacceptable" for the Left to feel/be that way?

When have WE EVER said that??

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (kWewi)

345 I mean even California was opposed to homosexual "marriage" by a fair margin before the courts just decided it was a constitutional right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)


It's worse than that. The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband.

I'm not making that up. I wish I were.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

346 The Conservative Case for Passive Aggressive PsyOps and Tab

by David French

(that wasn't French, there was no cuck child in the gay household)

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (Nc1T8)

347 311 >>296 As a serious question hasn't the Catholic church gone soft with Leftism? I don't know but see the Pope is pretty well steeped in it. Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

Yes.

----------------------------------

the catholics are cucked beyond belief, sadly. They've given up on the scotts irish and are now full green inferno. After all Jusus said "rich white people suck, you need to dedicate your life to importing poor people to your country so your kids can pay 55% taxes to support them forever"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (JziUy)

348 sounds good! But I think I'd freak out and have a Bad Time.
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (PbpT7)
---
Just bring coca leaves to chew on. That'll mellow out the screaming hallucinations.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (kQs4Y)

349 For the record I think both of you are insane. I haven't eaten all day because I was shitting like a lawn sprinkler yesterday and I'm already light headed. I'm about to go lift heavy shit and I can't imagine doing that on a regular basis and never eating.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (oZ6kz)

350 >>>28 was my absolute max, I generally start to feel like crap at 21 now. Haven't done an extended fast in probably four years though, so it's been awhile.

oh really? I didn't know you did one that long.

I felt great through the middle of it. Then I saw my doctor. I told him I was dehydrated and that he should check kidney function. He did, and found that I was dehydrated. (I TOLD HIM I WAS!)))

Then he scared the shit out of me and I was anxious for the next seven days and felt bad about it. And I think it was all psychological.

When I went in for the retest, everything was normal.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (PbpT7)

351 I just had to withstand a ten minute rant by a coworker about the evils of PDT.

--

THAT F*CKER MADE ME GET A 12% RAISE AND WORK ALL THE OVERTIME I WANT!!!

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (B8H5I)

352 Isn't Gilibrand sticking a toe over the line of religious discrimination here?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (pUDQf)

353 Yang is the guy who is totally against circumcisions. Ask me how I know why this is a big deal for him. Go ahead.

--------

Ooohh K.

I read this to mean:

"Every issue the Party is running on is a radioactive stinkbomb, so I'm just going to pick one that very, very few people have ever thought about, and even fewer care about."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (AzW6q)

354 There's nothing wrong with bikes or bicycling, the problem is with a lot of bycicLISTS who are psychotic extremists. They pound on your car for daring to drive in your lane, cut between cars in traffic, weave in and out like they aren't dodging 2 ton pieces of steel, cut people off, demand the entire lane, etc. I love my bike and wish i could ride like I used to, but I was always very careful and respectful of traffic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (39g3+)

355
For instance, I never agreed with men having "husbands." But I NEVER said that anyone was forbidden to disagree with me.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (kWewi)

356 >>I know AoS'ers like to bike-bash but damn, I can eat anything since I started biking.


This place is not bike friendly.

But, yeah...bike + hills and you will whip your ass into shape. Quickly.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (fDW6s)

357 It's worse than that. The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband.

----

weird how the political and cultural right never seem able to disqual bad judges. of course, we saw our cuck senator give obama whatever he wanted on the bench.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (JziUy)

358 40 days Ace and you ought to return with 2 stone tablets

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (BbGew)

359 Priests on up have gone soft - at least in the NH. In my travels -from upstate (north of Albany) to near Charlotte, NC to NH -

Oh. It just ain't priests.

Baptist preachers are in on it.

Principles<a job.

Posted by: golfman at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (OE84+)

360 watching Godzilla Resurgence - When they finally decide to shoot they start with shooting him right in the face. This does not seem wise.


Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2019 06:03 PM (FhXTo)

361 It's worse than that. The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband.

--

'Member when SCOTUS justices were marrying gay people in their chambers a month before ruling on gay marriage?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (B8H5I)

362 Man, I thought Jesus was a virgin - shows what I know. Dude was puttin' up numbers apparently.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)

363 >>>349 For the record I think both of you are insane. I haven't eaten all day because I was shitting like a lawn sprinkler yesterday and I'm already light headed. I'm about to go lift heavy shit and I can't imagine doing that on a regular basis and never eating.

Once your body starts burning fat, none of that stuff happens any more. (As long as you're getting one to three teaspoons of salt and enough water.)

You're talking about acute symptoms that only occur during the first four or five days of a fast, at most.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

364 He has the pizza charm...but not the comet.

Hmmm...

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (DuZls)

365 Yang is the guy who is totally against circumcisions.

Focusing on the important issues, I see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

366 "The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband."

Judge was a Reagan appointment, too.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (w7KSn)

367 It's worse than that. The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband.

Yeah but he didn't decide the Supreme Court ruling that invented the constitutional right for two dues to pretend they are married.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

368 >>>I haven't eaten all day because I was shitting like a lawn sprinkler yesterday and I'm already light headed.

being lightheaded is due to behing dehydrated from the diarrhea, not because you've gone 16 or 20 hours without food.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

369 Grab yer barf bags. Actually photo of Barry in the Oval Office making Joey's friendship bracelet:

https://tinyurl.com/y6kmwlu6
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)



Holy hell, I thought the bracelets were just some picture.

Ye gods.

Also *hugs*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)

370 ace, I hope when you do these long fasts you have real-life people that can actually see you and make sure you're doing okay if they don't hear from you. I don't mean that to sound like snark or nagging, just hoping that there are people that are around when you do this. I'd hate for anything to happen to you.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (aXucN)

371 When I went in for the retest, everything was normal.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (PbpT7)

Everything in moderation.

Including moderation.

Posted by: golfman at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (OE84+)

372 Andrew Yang: A car in every garage, and a foreskin on every circumsized dick.

Wait...so, like, he's going to go around grafting them on?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

373 'Member when SCOTUS justices were marrying gay people in their chambers a month before ruling on gay marriage?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (B8H5I)


I remember when all of the Supreme Court justices had to be alive.

Seems so long ago ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

374
Being pro life is extreme??


To Progressives, yes. It's almost breathtaking how far to the left the Democrats have moved in just the past ten years or so. First they booed the inclusion of the word "God" at their convention back in '012 and now they say that not wanting to kill innocent babies is "extreme."
I cannot understand how any of those alleged "people" sleep at night. I suppose they don't have a conscience. They've apparently killed it in exchange for their power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

375 Gillibrand.
You know what else is unacceptable? Elitist self-indulgent out of touch snobs like you. Don't make the mistake of thinking society has moved so far to you position that any one who disagrees with you is unacceptable. That is so incredibly stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (axyOa)

376 369
Grab yer barf bags. Actually photo of Barry in the Oval Office making Joey's friendship bracelet:



https://tinyurl.com/y6kmwlu6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
Is that Reggie under the table taking care of business?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (N39Ws)

377 >>>ace, I hope when you do these long fasts you have real-life people that can actually see you and make sure you're doing okay if they don't hear from you. I don't mean that to sound like snark or nagging, just hoping that there are people that are around when you do this. I'd hate for anything to happen to you.

yeah I do. And I have panic and hypervigilance about my body feeling like something's wrong, so those are built-in defenses. I tend to break fast due to worries about being unwell, not due to actually being unwell.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

378 >>Being pro life is extreme??


If you are drinking Mountain Dew, sure.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (fDW6s)

379 I remember when all of the Supreme Court justices had to be alive.

Those were the days, back when you could find a phone booth and people watched DVDs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (39g3+)

380 Four or five days is a lot. I don't really want to feel like shit for four or five days.

IF is one thing, but I just don't know many guys that do powerlifting and fully fast.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (oZ6kz)

381 >>>358 40 days Ace and you ought to return with 2 stone tablets


they'll just have links on them to instapundit, but okay.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)

382 Grab yer barf bags. Actually photo of Barry in the Oval Office making Joey's friendship bracelet:

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Dang. One might almost think that having father figures who will happily abandon you at the first opportunity might have long-lasting implications on a little boy.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (B8H5I)

383 >>362 Man, I thought Jesus was a virgin - shows what I know. Dude was puttin' up numbers apparently. Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)

Carpenter (solid work history). No divorces, no kids, no baggage, no convictions (until that last 'misunderstanding'). Statuesque white guy in a society of swarthy, dumpy brown people. Smooth talker. Connected father.

Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (hgpSN)

384
Religious beliefs can't be criminal laws?



You mean like the 8th Commandment and perjury laws?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (TAmPV)

385 Since that bracelet deal is real, WTF is that supposed to appeal (pander) to?

Certainly not grown women. Certainly not grown men.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (jUVms)

386 366 "The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband."

Judge was a Reagan appointment, too.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 11, 2019 06:04 PM (w7KSn)


I didn't know that. I think there's a good case to be made for not appointing homosexuals to such positions for just this reason: they can't resist pushing the homosexual agenda.

On a related note, why is it that conservatives become liberals in office (the Earl Warren effect), but liberals never become conservatives?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

387 Friendship Bracelet?

OMG!

Every country not named USA just LOLed. No, that's not right. USA LOLed, too. And then they started pooping bricks because Biden's still the front-runner for the political party that accounts for a third of the nation.

Biden's next gambit: Pacifier Necklaces

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (6eEQ+)

388 I don't think its possible to fast if you have a wife and kids around. No, I am not the master of my domain.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (r+sAi)

389 alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

Have you got any raptors left? I've got a list of people who will not be missed.

You are at your fluffiest bunniest today. Go you!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

390 Certainly not grown women. Certainly not grown men.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (jUVms)

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Sort of - millennials.

It's a gray area.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (AzW6q)

391 Can you see Trump making a friendship bracelet?

"Hey sugartits, how do you make an F? And should I do the "u" or is it better to make and underline where it's supposed to go?"

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (B8H5I)

392 yeah I do. And I have panic and hypervigilance about my body feeling like something's wrong, so those are built-in defenses. I tend to break fast due to worries about being unwell, not due to actually being unwell.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

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Okay, good. That makes me feel better. Somewhat.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (aXucN)

393
Christ Almighty, you'd think David Ortiz getting shot was like JFK getting shot.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (kWewi)

394 Hello New York... join me and Dan Rather for a discussion about my new book: "The Enemy of the People: A Dangerous Time to Tell the Truth
in America." Tonight at BandN Union Square. #NotTheEnemy


Great usage: " ... join me and Dan Rather"

Did he flunk out of junior high English?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

395 342 I stopped the fasts once I got a bike.

I know AoS'ers like to bike-bash but damn, I can eat anything since I started biking. Got a real nice used TREK for hitting the many beautiful natural areas here in CO on weekends. I even use it for small trips to the supermarket.

Feel like a kid again on a bike! Till I've ridden a few miles, then not so much
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (O8WFE)

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I don't have a problem with bikes, but bikes and downtown traffic do not mix well.
Especially when asshole bikers blow through traffic signs in heavy traffic.
Try not to dress in dark colors and ride at night without any lights, unless you WANT TO DIE.

On bike trails and side streets? Great.
On rural roads? Great, just make sure everyone can see you please.

Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (EK+Pw)

396 It's worse than that. The judge who issued that ruling then went home to his husband.

I'm not making that up. I wish I were.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:02 PM (YqDXo)
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The SSM argument was a shitshow. Loving v. Virginia said that marriage was fundamental *TO* our survival as a species (paraphrase). Then the New Mexico ruling *cites* Loving, as marriage is a fundamental right (full stop) while saying that marriage can be and should be totally severed from reproduction, and did so.

You know, like Warren was implying that the wedding ring was some sort of life support device.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)

397 Well, shit, Obama had time to make friendship bracelets? WTF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (jUVms)

398 Ace, I'm downing plenty of water. I've never in my life gotten headaches just because I had diarrhea.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (oZ6kz)

399 Bikes are fine. It's the cyclefags riding their $10,000 carbon fiber bikes and wearing $3000 worth of fluorescent spandex who never signal, ride three abreast in the road, and blow through every stop sign and stop light they come across that I have an issue with.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

400 Of course we know that if VP Pence had done the same thing with Mike and Don on it the left would be howling about it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (oiNtH)

401 I just had to withstand a ten minute rant by a coworker about the evils of PDT.

***

Pity I work from home. I'd love to witness that and then be the first at HR to file a complaint about the unsafe and hostile work environment.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (axyOa)

402 Ah, once you accept abortion as good and beautiful, smothering Grandma is no problem, either.

It's the collectivist dream, disposable people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

403 >>On a related note, why is it that conservatives become liberals in office (the Earl Warren effect), but liberals never become conservatives?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

Submitted as evidence: David Horowitz, laudable exception to the rule.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (hgpSN)

404 I know AoS'ers like to bike-bash but damn, I can eat anything since I started biking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (O8WFE)
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Isn't it hard to wear your crocs, though?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls)

405 >>Obama had time to make friendship bracelets? WTF?


IF he was doing it with his little girls, I can allow it.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 06:10 PM (fDW6s)

406 The progressives are determined to ignore all the pro-lifers who are not religious. In their opinion, believing that babies should be allowed to be born and live is just some archaic sentiment of small-brained religious brainwashed people in flyover states. So what she's really saying is not only are pro-life beliefs unacceptable in the public square, but so is religion in general.

Posted by: biancaneve at June 11, 2019 06:10 PM (hkMx0)

407 Statuesque white guy in a society of swarthy, dumpy brown people. Smooth talker. Connected father.

I know this is played for humor and fun but... the only description we have of Jesus is that he wasn't particularly noteworthy or attractive. And he certainly wasn't a honky

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

408 Welp, off to a dinner thing with WeaselWoman's work people. Back later, I hope.

Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (iAerA)

409 >>>80 Four or five days is a lot. I don't really want to feel like shit for four or five days.

IF is one thing, but I just don't know many guys that do powerlifting and fully fast.

...

the benefits are pretty solid.

You can't powerlift during a long-term fast. I mean, you can lift, but you'd be lifting, for example, with moderate weight for low reps, or low weight for moderate reps. You wouild not do high weight low reps or low weight high reps (nothing with "high") and you wouldn't do moderate weight/moderate reps, because that's just a kind of high weight training.

You cannot gain muscle when you're taking in no protein so there's no point trying. All you would be doing is signalling to your muscles that you're not done with them yet, attempting a hormonal prophylaxis to reduce catabolism.

The more energy you exert the more glucose you'll burn which will be replaced by a (small) burning of protein (not necessarily muscle; there's protein in other stuff like skin and connective tissue).

But you can't actually gain muscle while fasting, so there's no point trying.

Fasting is for leaning out and autophagy and letting your body use its metabolism for healing and damaged cell replacement. Again, it's not mathematically possible to gain muscle while fasting.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

410 I had just turned 19, she was 18. She was scared and I was determined.

We spent this weekend with our grandkids at Toledo Bend and we got to see them jump off the same highway bridge into the lake I did almost 29 years ago.

Never gave it a second thought.

The dems embrace of the death cult will forever dismay me.

Posted by: DanMan at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (XTiHL)

411 I have got to think that even the mincing ponce TFG even winced at that pictures.

Posted by: Cheri at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (oiNtH)

412 JOE with a smiley face and a birthday hat.
What a farking idiot.

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

413 Bikes are fine. It's the cyclefags riding their $10,000 carbon fiber bikes and wearing $3000 worth of fluorescent spandex who never signal, ride three abreast in the road, and blow through every stop sign and stop light they come across that I have an issue with.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

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Groups of cyclists who are convinced each individual bicycle combines Voltron-like to form a tractor-trailer sized "vehicle" and won't allow anyone to pass are the ones that irritate me the most.

Way to turn everyone else against you and yours, d*ckheads.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (B8H5I)

414 >>I know this is played for humor and fun but... the only description we have of Jesus is that he wasn't particularly noteworthy or attractive. And he certainly wasn't a honky Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

We don't even have that.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (hgpSN)

415 On a related note, why is it that conservatives become liberals in office (the Earl Warren effect), but liberals never become conservatives?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (YqDXo)
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I would say it's the camaraderie of the Establishment cause. It's give-and-take and accept a little more bite of Establishment and a little more, and then, like in Pinnochio, you're a donkey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)

416 >>I've never in my life gotten headaches just because I had diarrhea.


I once read something an online expert who said that you should be taking a ton of Magnesium.

Don't know if that's true or not?

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (fDW6s)

417 Biden's next gambit: Pacifier Necklaces
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (6eEQ+)


I want Leftist Necklaces. With 13 coils.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

418 Trump cannot make one because he be not has any friends !!!!!! The coontry hates him and cannot weight to get rid of this clown and bring backs Presdent Obamama pooliocies again and the worlsd will love us again !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (qM84C)

419 IF he was doing it with his little girls, I can allow it.

Yeah pretty much any unmanly activity is permissible and understandable with one's daughter. You might be a heartbreaker and a life taker but if little Amy wants a tea party with her stuffed animals, you sit down and drink pretend tea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (39g3+)

420 Imagine the glee of Putin and the islamists when they see Joey Bracelets has a shot at the presidency.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

421 On a related note, why is it that conservatives become liberals in office (the Earl Warren effect), but liberals never become conservatives?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

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My theory:

Most of them were never conservative at any time. The profession by and large attracts Statists who are in favor of expansive use of judicial power, for the obvious reasons.

Some of them hail from parts of the country where conservative voters, and the politicians they elect, will be responsible for electing/appointing them higher and higher up the ladder.

Once they get to the point where they are ready to stop climbing (usually Federal bench), or can't climb anymore (SC), they drop the mask and let out the tyrant who's been just beneath surface, screaming for freedom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (AzW6q)

422 I even use it for small trips to the supermarket.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 06:01 PM (O8WFE)


I went grocery shopping on a bike.

Once.

BTW, have I met you at any of the Morondezvous events?

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (4HMW8)

423 bluebell, I can feel the agape love and concern from here. Please keep at it.

Unmarried guys need some advice at times. I was an idiot before I got married, so I know.

And I was reading in my Chemical and Engineering News recent research on what cellular process is activated in fasts. It is strongly correlated with tough cancers that are hard to kill. The basis of this research won a 2016 Nobel Prize.

The word is autophagy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

424 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

Me is proper usage. Polite usage would be, Dan (Lying Cocksucker) Rather and me... with the other person first.



Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (EK+Pw)

425 I just lurv Baracky.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)

426
Can you see Trump making a friendship bracelet?


I believe he made Reince Preiebus a bracelet that said you're fired you backstabbing loser.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (TAmPV)

427 >>I've never in my life gotten headaches just because I had diarrhea.

Good to know.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

428 414
>>I know this is played for humor and fun but... the only
description we have of Jesus is that he wasn't particularly noteworthy
or attractive. And he certainly wasn't a honky Posted by: Christopher R
Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

I thought Jews had white privilege?
Shit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (CPk08)

429 403 I think its the power trip straight to the head

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (BbGew)

430
Bikes?!?!

Today is the first day I am able to ride my new stationary recumbent exercise bike. Yay!

My knee (quad tendon) is finally stretched enough for me to do a full rotation on the pedals.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (kWewi)

431 IF he was doing it with his little girls, I can allow it.
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 06:10 PM (fDW6s)

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Me too. But it was an official photo from the Oval office, he was wearing a suit. So weird.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (jUVms)

432 I used to visit a buddy of mine at his office. His corporate HR Lady was a real bitch. He used to walk by the closed conference room door and put up a yellow sticky note saying "Staff Meeting...No Girlz Allowed!"

HR Queen would go ballistic.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (axyOa)

433 >>I want Leftist Necklaces. With 13 coils.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

1. You are a racist.
2. You will forward your newsletter to the Zod Publications Department.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (hgpSN)

434 >>>398 Ace, I'm downing plenty of water. I've never in my life gotten headaches just because I had diarrhea.

try having some salt mixed with water. Say one teaspoon in 32 ounces of water, drunk throughout the day (not all in one go -- your body can't hold on to so much water taken in one shot, and you'll probably just squirt a bunch of it out).

Then maybe a second 32 ounces, with another teaspoon of salt, drank during the evening hours.


Water retention requires both salt to retain the water as well as water to be retained.

Fasting headaches are routinely cured by dilute salt solutions.

Every faster gets headaches at first and the cure is always the same: dilute salt solution.


Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

435 And he certainly wasn't a honky
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)


Yep, stand outside a synagogue as it lets out. Looks like an NBA playoff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

436 I know this is played for humor and fun but... the only description we have of Jesus is that he wasn't particularly noteworthy or attractive. And he certainly wasn't a honky

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

We don't even have that.
Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:11 PM (hgpSN)
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Christians do, by projecting the major prophets forward to "God's Annointed" (Messiah). It only works in standard Christology.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (DuZls)

437 Have you got any raptors left? I've got a list of people who will not be missed.

You are at your fluffiest bunniest today. Go you!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 06:08 PM (u82oZ)


I can be persuaded.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 11, 2019 06:15 PM (GbPPJ)

438 Is there a reason you don't just open a new set of tabs in a new window?

I do sometimes as themes: this one about animals, this one about military, whatever. But sometimes it just grows on you without really noticing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:15 PM (39g3+)

439 I'm going to post before Zod does again....

Posted by: Neil at June 11, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

440 Yeah, and since at the moment I'm just trying to get back to my PR's, fasting wouldn't benefit me now. But even if I were in a position where I don't want to gain more muscle, I'm not amazing with delayed gratification and I can't see doing something like that without even knowing if it'll do me any long term good. Okay, I go 20 days, I lose a bit - do I put it right back on because I've missed eating? During those 20 days, was I maintaining my normal workout routines? Am I even going to look better in the mirror after 20 days? I applaud that you can do it but for what I'm looking for fitness-wise, it just doesn't seem like a fit.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:16 PM (oZ6kz)

441 Hydrate!

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at June 11, 2019 06:16 PM (EgshT)

442 I'm going to post before Zod does again....


We all should.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

443 I thought Jews had white privilege?

Well, Jews are Caucasian, but there are degrees; Norwegians and Italians are both Caucasian but you know they are not exactly the same. Plus all those eggplants on Sicily.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

444 >>Hydrate!



...and Eat Your Mushrooms!

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (fDW6s)

445 >>>The word is autophagy.

yup!

your body does not have enough metabolic energy to both clear out dead/damaged cells and replace them with fresh undamaged copies AND digest food. When you fast, the energy used for digestion (which is considerable) is instead used for autophagy, which is "self-eating" of older, damaged cells and replacing them with rebuilt fresh cells.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

446
The List Of Policy/Social/Reality Differences We Are Allowed To Have Gets Longer Each Day

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (kWewi)

447 IF he was doing it with his little girls, I can allow it.

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I wonder what f-stop Sasha used on her Eos 5D?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (B8H5I)

448
I'm not too scared to call ace a spade.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 05:57 PM (oZ6kz)


Go for it!

Posted by: Ralph Northam at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (rRxrm)

449 421 On a related note, why is it that conservatives become liberals in office (the Earl Warren effect), but liberals never become conservatives?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

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My theory:

Most of them were never conservative at any time. The profession by and large attracts Statists who are in favor of expansive use of judicial power, for the obvious reasons.

Some of them hail from parts of the country where conservative voters, and the politicians they elect, will be responsible for electing/appointing them higher and higher up the ladder.

Once they get to the point where they are ready to stop climbing (usually Federal bench), or can't climb anymore (SC), they drop the mask and let out the tyrant who's been just beneath surface, screaming for freedom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 06:12 PM (AzW6q)

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Power Corrupts.

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Besides, they have an entire staff kissing their butts, and telling them their shit smells like a bouquet of roses. Pretty soon they believe that bullshit.

Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (EK+Pw)

450 Yep, stand outside a synagogue as it lets out. Looks like an NBA playoff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (YqDXo)
Check out Beth Shalom B'nai Zaken

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (CPk08)

451 >>Christians do, by projecting the major prophets forward to "God's Annointed" (Messiah). It only works in standard Christology. Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:14 PM (DuZls)

I don't know what this means. Please don't take this lack of understanding as an indication of curiosity.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (hgpSN)

452 Pro-life beliefs being racist is so *perfectly* counter to the reality throughout the entire history of abortion normalization that it's hard to believe they pulled it off. I have to acknowledge the Left's success on this one. They pivoted the messaging *and* perception with shocking and grotesque ability.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (I2dne)

453 Oooooo suck my nipples!!

Posted by: Barack at June 11, 2019 06:17 PM (FTPVM)

454 I think its the power trip straight to the head

Power attracts the exact wrong people: control freaks. And with rare exceptions, their personal lives are a train wreck. They don't have the intellect to do anything else but become assholes who like to throw their weight around just because they can.
Our Founders knew this, which is why they designed our form of government and put limits on its power. They knew how dangerous career politicians were and are to individual freedom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55)

455 Barack is the ketchup on my hot dog.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Heck of a guy at June 11, 2019 06:18 PM (XEg4q)

456 There are, IAANM two kinds of Jews. Ashkenazi (the white European variety) and Sephardic (the dark middle-eastern type).

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2019 06:18 PM (I5SAg)

457 Well, Jews are Caucasian, but there are degrees;
Norwegians and Italians are both Caucasian but you know they are not
exactly the same. Plus all those eggplants on Sicily.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

To be precise, Levantine. Not caucasian.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 11, 2019 06:19 PM (CPk08)

458 There are Mizrahi Jews as well. And some very very small other contingents.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 11, 2019 06:19 PM (oZ6kz)

459 Meh. Those Joos all look the same to me.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 11, 2019 06:19 PM (EgshT)

460 Pro-life IS racist! We are trying to save black babies!

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2019 06:19 PM (I5SAg)

461 Nood Christians, but don't play music while you browse pinterest

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 11, 2019 06:20 PM (B8H5I)

462 Our Founders knew this, which is why they designed our form of government and put limits on its power. They knew how dangerous career politicians were and are to individual freedom.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55

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And they made a clear point in Article III that the Court was to be the weakest branch. They had already gone through enough bullshit from the British judiciary.

And that lasted... until 1803.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 06:20 PM (AzW6q)

463 413 Bikes are fine. It's the cyclefags riding their $10,000 carbon fiber bikes and wearing $3000 worth of fluorescent spandex who never signal, ride three abreast in the road, and blow through every stop sign and stop light they come across that I have an issue with.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

I like when Bill Burr admits his fantasy to plow them down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

464 JackStraw is on vacation. Here's video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWHk_ZSR5A
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 05:50 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~

Where do you find this stuff?!

Nevermind. Don't tell me.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 11, 2019 06:20 PM (NtglE)

465 >>439 I'm going to post before Zod does again....
Posted by: Neil at June 11, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

You will post.

Do it. Do it now.

Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:20 PM (hgpSN)

466 >>I know this is played for humor and fun but... the only
description we have of Jesus is that he wasn't particularly noteworthy
or attractive. And he certainly wasn't a honky Posted by: Christopher R

I haven't decided which is more fun online - telling people that you KNOW Jesus was blonde and had blue eyes, or trying to convince them that he was black.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)

467 a modified form of fasting is Time Restricted Eating or Intermittent fasting, going 16-20 hours per day with no food or calories, then eating normally in the remaining hours.

The idea is that you can get BOTH short duration autophagy and fat-burning but then also get your calories and protein in for bodybuilding or sport.

it's a compromise solution with decent benefits in both areas, though you probably can't eat enough in that limited window to really bulk. (Though a lot of bulking is, let's face it, fat.)

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

468 To be precise, Levantine. Not caucasian.....

There are only three main categories of human ethnicity:

Negroid
Caucasoid
Mongoloid

These are based on overall physiognomy and biology, not just appearance.

Within each of these major overall categories there are a lot of smaller sub-categories but those are the big three. Jews are Caucasoid. And then in smaller categories beyond that which set them apart from Irishmen and Spaniards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

469 Barack's has a flower and a star? Fucker is queer as a $3 bill.

Posted by: monkey at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (FTPVM)

470 Me is proper usage. Polite usage would be, Dan (Lying Cocksucker) Rather and me... with the other person first.

Posted by: rd at June 11, 2019 06:13 PM (EK+Pw)


Of course. That's what I meant. Objective case ("me") is correct, it was just the word order that was ignorant if not solipsistic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

471 I believe that all of my constituents need to be given a good human-rights fisting. In your ass!

Posted by: Kirsten Gillifist at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (NvD2o)

472 456
There are, IAANM two kinds of Jews. Ashkenazi (the white European variety) and Sephardic (the dark middle-eastern type).

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2019 06:18 PM (I5SAg)

It should be noted that the Jews of the Arabian peninsula are only Sephardi because it makes political and social classification easier, and the Ethiopian community is just a whole 'nother thing.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 11, 2019 06:22 PM (CPk08)

473 385. Hellz yeah 'grown' women go for that shit. Suburban soccer/yoga/skinny soy latte moms who live on Fakebook. It's called Arrested Development.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 06:22 PM (OSgHz)

474 Kirsten Gillibrand compared pro-life beliefs to racism

So -- preventing black genocide-through-mass-abortion is now racist?

I thought Margaret Sanger writing booklet after booklet for decades about the need to "weed out" the "human waste" (i.e. black people) through legal abortion was racist.

It seems to me that pro-life people could absolutely destroy the pro-choice side with accusations (which are true) of racism -- yet they almost never do it. Why not?

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2019 06:22 PM (oFcdC)

475 autophagy, which is "self-eating" of older, damaged cells and replacing them with rebuilt fresh cells.

That's not... that's not how it works, ace. Your body isn't carefully selecting bad cells and rebuilding them. Its just consuming tissue to keep you alive in a desperation move. Starvation is a bad thing. Seriously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

476
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 11, 2019 06:22 PM (kWewi)

477 Posted by: Neil at June 11, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

You will post.

Do it. Do it now.
Posted by: Zod at June 11, 2019 06:20 PM (hgpSN)
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Well, it was Neil before Zod.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)

478 413 Bikes are fine. It's the cyclefags riding their $10,000 carbon fiber bikes and wearing $3000 worth of fluorescent spandex who never signal, ride three abreast in the road, and blow through every stop sign and stop light they come across that I have an issue with.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 06:09 PM (NWiLs)


This.

And they often seem to be militant about being pains in the ass, almost seem to be making a point by riding out in the middle of the lane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2019 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

479 >>>Okay, I go 20 days, I lose a bit - do I put it right back on because I've missed eating?

You'd probably lose 20 pounds, half which would be water (which would be very quickly regained) and half of which would be fat. A small amount of bodily protein also would be lost, but that can be regained quickly enough.

As for regaining fat: No, not necessarily. You don't just automatically regain fat. You would slowly regain fat if you ate the same way that caused you to gain that fat in the first place.

But there's no biological imperative which compels the body to regain fat. Going off of fasting into a keto diet with some Time Restricted eating will keep the bulk of it off.

A problem I have encountered before is Feasting post fast, which would be fine, if it were a one-day feast, and not, as it happened, a two week feast.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:24 PM (PbpT7)

480 It seems to me that pro-life people could absolutely destroy the pro-choice side with accusations (which are true) of racism -- yet they almost never do it. Why not?

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2019 06:22 PM (oFcdC)
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Chris Plante calls it "Extermination of black babies" almost every day from DC. And pointedly calls the Dems racists.

So it's not like it's not being tried. It's just not receiving play.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)

481 Pinterest is a website that locks down pre-existing information then panders it to you for your information. Among other things.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2019 06:25 PM (WSVNe)

482 Listening to this NY Gillibrand woman puts a smile on my face. Trump will make mince meat out of her but most importantly out of her progressive dogma. The picture that comes to mind is that of the Saxon leader after he meets Arthur face to face and declares as Arthur gallops away: Finally, a man worth killing.

Gillibrand is worthless, but her views and narrative are as anti American as it gets: That is where the real enemy and foe lies. I so look forward to Trump debating and defeating these tyrant wannabes.

Posted by: Losamantesdeteruel at June 11, 2019 06:26 PM (kDwCy)

483 >>>That's not... that's not how it works, ace. Your body isn't carefully selecting bad cells and rebuilding them. Its just consuming tissue to keep you alive in a desperation move. Starvation is a bad thing. Seriously.

it is how it works, though I should have said that old, damaged cells are *preferentially* eaten and replaced, rather than suggesting it was *exclusively* such cells.

It's not starvation. Starvation happens when your body absolutely needs food and cannot get it.

I did not need food during my fast. For a few days, I felt, very literally, the best I've felt in my adult life.

Even on bad days, I merely felt not terrific, the way I often feel.

And most days were pretty good.

There is something called "True Hunger" which you get when you need to eat, when you actually are on the edge of starving. I sort of want to try to get to that point some day, but I haven't come close.

When hunger returns during a fast, that's when you break the fast.

No one seems to believe this but past say day 6 you're not really hungry, at least not in any kind of sustained or serious way. You have occasional feelings of hunger, usually only when prompted by external stimulus -- seeing food, smelling it, etc.

how can someone be "starving" when they're not hungry? Shouldn't the body know how to send a signal that you're starving/?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

484 a modified form of fasting is Time Restricted Eating or Intermittent fasting, going 16-20 hours per day with no food or calories, then eating normally in the remaining hours.

I do this every day. I eat one very high protein meal. I'm never really hungry, and I can work all day with no problems.
Rarely get tired.
Works for me.

Posted by: MarkY at June 11, 2019 06:30 PM (dgnez)

485 There are only three main categories of human ethnicity:



Negroid

Caucasoid

Mongoloid



These are based on overall physiognomy and biology, not just appearance.



Within each of these major overall categories there are a lot of
smaller sub-categories but those are the big three. Jews are Caucasoid.
And then in smaller categories beyond that which set them apart from
Irishmen and Spaniards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

If you want to get technical, the discriminatory capacity of unsupervised genetic analysis starts to decrease somewhere around 5 or 6 groups, depending. Levantines (Druze, Maronites, Kurds, Jews, actual (non-Arab) Palestinians) are consistently at an intersection of European and African in those analyses.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 11, 2019 06:30 PM (CPk08)

486 oh, and the days I felt not terrific, it was usually due to poor sleep, not hunger.

And I've been having poor sleep lately, not just when fasting.

Although I think that fasting did contribute, maybe, to some nights of poor sleep.

Part of the problem was that I often forgot to stay hydrated and tried to drink a lot at night, which resulted in having to urinate once or sometimes twice at night.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)

487 how can someone be "starving" when they're not hungry? Shouldn't the body know how to send a signal that you're starving/?
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)


Search for 'paradoxical undressing', and I am not kidding about that at all.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2019 06:32 PM (t+qrx)

488 Very late to the party, but I really do want the Dems to run on being out and proud on abortion.

All of their other topics at least have a veneer of moral acceptability, even if wrong. Gay marriage at least can be defended on individual freedom.

But running on straight up infanticide as your major platform? That is just not going to work. The old "safe, legal, and rare" was the best they were ever going to get in a messaging format. But straight up calling not wanting to see black babies killed is racist? That is Orwellian.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 11, 2019 06:32 PM (PHotS)

489 I lived on a country road that paralleled a river.
I drove to work on Saturdays in my pickup.
Invariably, there would be fifteen or twenty bicyclists prepping for their ride In. the. Middle. of. The. Road.

Would they, seeing a motorist coming, move to the side? No.
Would they, after the motorist had come to a complete stop, move to the side? No.

Did I ever contemplate blowing through them?
Every Saturday.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2019 06:32 PM (WSVNe)

490 hogmartin,

interesting but if you read up on "True hunger," aka "The hunger of the wolf," people know when to break a fast when they get so hungry they can feel it in the back of their throat.

That's the body's signal that you are running low on stored energy (fat) and must eat.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)

491 But SAVE THE CANKER WORMS right Democrats?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 11, 2019 06:34 PM (wGqjj)

492 Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)


Sometimes smart persons do the most foolish things.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2019 06:35 PM (WSVNe)

493 I mean, look. I'm alive. My labs (bloodwork) is clean and good, except for one measurement showing me to be mildly dehydrated, when I'd already self-diagnosed as mildly dehydrated.

I'm not even yelling at people for doubting my dietary regime decisions, because I'm... well, pretty chill.

And also, sluggish due to overconsuming low-carb chicken parm, which I shouldn't have done, because I always overeat delicious protein.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

494 >>>Sometimes smart persons do the most foolish things.

and yet, I seem to have come out of it okay, and feeling pretty good!

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

495 because I had diarrhea.
**********
Stop eating Taco Bell

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 11, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

496 Just pointing out that the 'natural' response in extreme situations is often the absolute wrong one. Paradoxical undressing, say, or someone with an extreme fever piling on blankets because they feel like they're freezing.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)

497 >>>496 Just pointing out that the 'natural' response in extreme situations is often the absolute wrong one. Paradoxical undressing, say, or someone with an extreme fever piling on blankets because they feel like they're freezing.

there's a lot of literature on fasting, though, and loss of appetite is normal and not harmful.

It's the loss of appetite that permits the long fast -- there's no way one could do a long fast if one remained as hungry as one gets in days one through three or four.

A lot of monks and ascetics and other sorts of people fast routinely.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

498 What you feel now has little to do with damage that will not present itself until you are well past 29.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2019 06:41 PM (WSVNe)

499 But monks and ascetics have a spiritual reason for fasting. They're not doing it to lose 10 pounds of fat.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 11, 2019 06:46 PM (FQj4d)

500 >>>What you feel now has little to do with damage that will not present itself until you are well past 29.

what damage?

as one doctor commented on my weight loss: "Thin people live longer." He then advised me that I could lose ten more pounds, but not much more than that.

This isn't a knock, but the girl who went 54 days fasting said this: "When I was eating lots of carbs and over 35% bodyfat, no one commented on my diet, despite the fact that I was on my way to diabetes, heart disease, and a heightened chance of cancer. Then I start fasting and drop down close to normal weight and everyone starts yelling about how DANGEROUS it is."

Obesity is the handmaiden of all the major killers of our era, including Alzheimer's, which is often called "Type 3 Diabetes."

There may be risks with fasting, but there are some fairly well-known risks associated with obesity as well. This should be kept in mind.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

501 >>499 But monks and ascetics have a spiritual reason for fasting. They're not doing it to lose 10 pounds of fat.

Chinese monks did emphasize the health benefits too. I don't know about others.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)

502 The deal is, no disrespect, you've been fasting for years.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2019 06:48 PM (WSVNe)

503 >>>502 The deal is, no disrespect, you've been fasting for years.


I've been fasting for about one and a half years and I only started long fasts -- longer than 4 or 5 days -- as of March.

Also, most fasters do so for life. It's not a one-and-done thing. Many fasters fast once a season, or even once every couple of months.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:50 PM (PbpT7)

504 But fasting and obesity aren't the only two options.

Skinny people may live longer, but PR's never die.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 11, 2019 06:51 PM (FQj4d)

505 >>>Skinny people may live longer, but PR's never die.


well I have not yet returned to weightlifting but I will do so tonight.

i'll let you know about my GAINZZZ.

I think I'll be setting some PR's in the pull-up department in a month or two.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

506 Monks also deprive themselves as part of their religion - even when they eat they eat little and only very plain food. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but it's not very horde lifestyle approved.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 11, 2019 06:53 PM (FQj4d)

507 >>>504 But fasting and obesity aren't the only two options.

I kind of have to fast. Even on a reasonably good diet, I do tend to gain. I am very carb sensitive, meaning I have a very dysfunctional carb metabolism. Carbs just go right to fat.

Not everyone has that; athletes tend to be able to eat a lot of carbs and just burn them off. I can't. I have to stay at virtually no carbs at all and low levels of protein to avoid weight gain.

Which is not good for GAINZZZ.

Part of my hope is that a long fast would help amelioriate that high carb sensitivity. rebalancing of hormonal response -- that is, controlling insulin overproduction -- is known to occur due to IF/HFLC and fasting.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

508 Read "Captive," new book by former actress Catherine Oxenberg, about her daughter and the sex cult. Guess who else was involved? Elliot spritzer, former NY gov., for one...and the father of a politician --

If she was GOP, we'd all know.

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/exclusive-former-nxivm-sex-cult-employees-kirsten-gillibrands-father

Posted by: Finding tells in news at June 11, 2019 06:56 PM (FT22u)

509 It's also sort of funny for Buddhist monks to fast for health benefits because per their dogma they shouldn't actually WANT to live longer.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 11, 2019 06:56 PM (FQj4d)

510 Ace, that basically sounds like the extreme bodybuilder way of doing fitness, bulk periods and cut periods. But I've usually known people to say that's not a great way to live long term. It differs for everyone, obviously.

Of course you're not doing anabolic steroids so you may not quite get a bodybuilder physique.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 11, 2019 07:01 PM (FQj4d)

511 there's a lot of literature on fasting, though, and loss of appetite is normal and not harmful.

It's the loss of appetite that permits the long fast -- there's no way one could do a long fast if one remained as hungry as one gets in days one through three or four.

A lot of monks and ascetics and other sorts of people fast routinely.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

....

My fasting was always part of fasting and praying, not for health reasons.

And I second the notion both that fasting has been a normal human practice for probably all of time, and that you don't feel hunger pangs for very long at all.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 11, 2019 07:02 PM (yL25O)

512 Also, most fasters do so for life. It's not a one-and-done thing. Many fasters fast once a season, or even once every couple of months.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2019 06:50 PM (PbpT7)

...

I have noticed that having fasted semi-regularly for probably 20 years, my body seems to know instantly that I'm fasting.

Normal days, if I miss lunch, I'm miserable.

If I have decided that morning to fast, and I'm just doing a good job on fluids, I can cruise right on through. Even on a 24 hour fast which is mostly what I do now, I don't get pangs more than about half the time, and when I do it's close to the end of the day, not in the middle where I'd expect it.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 11, 2019 07:05 PM (yL25O)

513 Doesn't everyone adopt or at least feign adoption of the interests of there romantic 'targets'.

That's how you speak to girls.

You really think I give a shit about French poetry? Fuck the French and their boring, sickening attempts at rhyming pentameters!

But she doesn't need to know that.

Posted by: STV at June 11, 2019 07:24 PM (1hUW1)

514 Wow that's gay

Posted by: JFantasy at June 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ia1c4)

515 Pro-Life = Racist
Second Amendment supporter = Terrorist
Skeptical of "climate change" = Nazi

Throw in the physical attacks (milkshaking, ect) which is a Maoist humiliation tactic and we are getting very close to the New Cultural Revolution being fully implemented.

Welcome your new Democrat aka Communist overlords! Next stop: Killing fields and Gulags!

All aboard! Train is leaving in 2020!

Posted by: David "King Cuck" French at June 11, 2019 07:29 PM (jY1B4)

516 And still yet again, the tribe in action. Nothing more. But also nothing less.

Posted by: Mark Matis at June 11, 2019 07:50 PM (nZJej)

517 166 Jim Acosta is a hero in his own mind.

Small fish in a small pond.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 11, 2019 08:43 PM (CxApx)

518 "Gillibrand compared pro-life beliefs to racism". Really?

Slavery: You're less than human.
Abortion: You're less than human.

Slavery: I can sell you.
Abortion: I can sell you.

Slavery: I own you.
Abortion: I own you.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 11, 2019 09:17 PM (Ndje9)

519 The Church should excommunicate the cunt.

Posted by: Colonel32 at June 11, 2019 10:07 PM (z2h0L)

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