"Birthstrikers:" The Women Refusing to Have Children Until We Fix the Global Warming That Will Destroy the Earth in 12 Years

A beautiful cure to congenital neuroticism and borderline personality disorder.

I applaud their decision to self-exile from the human genetic pool.

I think falling human average IQ scores just started falling a little less quickly.



Legal Insurrection (the first link) gathers up some responses to this CNN Clickbait. Here are a couple, more at the link.




From the CNN "story," which isn't a story, it's a combination press release and clickbait:


So far, over 330 people have joined, of which Pepino estimates 80% are women.

...

In 2018, the UN International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) warned the planet only has 11 years to prevent catastrophic climate change.

...

They made a similar End of World countdown in the 1980s, then the 1990s.

...

BirthStrike is one of a number of groups around the world that are questioning the ethics of having children in a warming world. Conceivable Future, a network of women in America, was founded in 2015 to bring awareness to "the threat climate change poses to reproductive justice," although that group's members haven't discounted having children.

"The data says there's a ticking clock," said Josephine Ferorelli, a co-founder of the group. "The 11-year window more or less approximates a lot of our reproductive windows as well.

Perfect.


"What kind of harm will a hotter and more painful world inflict on my child? Nobody has the answers for that," she said.

Sure they do. Contact the Phoenix, Arizona tourism office for the answers.

...

In March, US congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told her 3 million Instagram followers, "there's a scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult... is it still ok to have children?"

It seems there's an overlap between the women advocating not having children for global warming reasons and the women advocating not having children for feminism reasons.

...

Nor should the groups be conflated with the anti-natalist movement, the philosophy that it's morally wrong to procreate, because of the suffering that comes with life.

Um, they should be conflated, because they're all in the umbrella of the same anti-human, human-self-extiction movement. The Anti-Natalists don't want children because the world is so painful, the BirthStrikers don't want children because the world is painful -- and hot.

In what way are these groups different, except for a slightly different level of emphasis on weather?

And, by the way, Anti-Natalists routinely list "global warming" as one of the many ills that children are born into.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1
They got any theme music?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

2 I think there were more people in Hale Bopp

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 06:02 PM (uEbPt)

3
A cause worth celebrating has just gotta have theme music!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

4 Heaven's Gate, was it?

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 06:03 PM (uEbPt)

5
Are they counting males that self-identify as females in their numbers? 'Cause breeders like that are too fecund for words!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:03 PM (pNxlR)

6 I refuse to give birth until globall warming is solved. As well as the development of a uterus transplant for biological males

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 06:04 PM (RpesM)

7 Can we get the illegals and "visa overstays" to commit?

Posted by: golfman at June 10, 2019 06:04 PM (OE84+)

8
Watch: when their twelve years are up, they'll demand special assistance to recover their "lost fertility". On our dime, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:04 PM (pNxlR)

9 It is not that I deny them my companionship, Mandrake . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 06:05 PM (RpesM)

10 I can appreciate that the woman in that video is somebody's daughter. But I don't think she has anything to worry about regarding getting knocked up any time soon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 06:05 PM (N39Ws)

11 They got any theme music?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)

12 So, approximately 264 women. How many are lesbians or old enough that they wouldn't have children anyway? How many will forget this pledge as soon as they find a guy willing to deal with them or they start hearing the tick, tick, tick?

Idiots.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (xQfPr)

13 #1 odds are against Having My Baby by Paul Anka

Posted by: the Butcher at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (DIosY)

14 "Birthstrikers:"
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I for one will not TOLERATE people playing soccer with newborns!

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (DuZls)

15 Watch: when their twelve years are up, they'll demand special assistance to recover their "lost fertility". On our dime, of course.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:04 PM (pNxlR)

Prescient.

Posted by: golfman at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (OE84+)

16
BirthStrike: the series that kilt The Handmaid's Tail!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (pNxlR)

17

So far, over 330 people have joined, of which Pepino estimates 80% are women.


And amongst those 80% women, 64% are post-menopausal, 72% are landwhales, and 54% have penises. Yes that's over 100%, but there are many overlaps. Also, 97% of the 20% men identified as their assigned at birth gender (female) at some point over the past 10 years.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 10, 2019 06:07 PM (kVT3g)

18 Cat lady starter pack futures are up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:07 PM (t6MX/)

19 Posted by: mugiwara at June 10, 2019 06:07 PM (kVT3g)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:08 PM (t6MX/)

20 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 06:08 PM (uEbPt)

21 lolgf?

or lolgfy?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:08 PM (t6MX/)

22 My guess is that most of these are women who are a) under 30, b) "working on their careers" and c) dating some beta loser who they hope will grow up.

This is just a bunch of vapid posturing by twits who will throw it all out the window come their 30th birthday.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2019 06:08 PM (wCmLp)

23 THANK YOU for not breeding your effed up genes into the world. We are glad when you die it will be the last of you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 10, 2019 06:08 PM (P9m8O)

24 Glad to see there is someone actually doing something about this glowbull warmening crisis!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 10, 2019 06:09 PM (T8A10)

25 That does it.

Here, take my money and rights.

Posted by: Ha at June 10, 2019 06:09 PM (KebYC)

26 Darwin strikes again.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 10, 2019 06:09 PM (7PQBV)

27 This is people trying to put a virtue on every decision they make.

This is like giving up broccoli for lent.

Or refusing to buy a product you would never buy anyway.

Or refusing to give a BJ until jiz tastes like creme brulee

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 10, 2019 06:09 PM (LWu6U)

28
What I want to know is-

when exactly did the population of the USA become a good 50% plus retards?

It seemed to accelerate with the election of Obama.

Was he like some kind of mobile alien fungus spewing stupid spores out of his big floppy "ears"?



Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:10 PM (9X624)

29 Of course, having children is not a selfish act. So this will not suit them.

Posted by: Kemp at June 10, 2019 06:10 PM (EWGDq)

30 Another threat to stupid leftists: lions.

Hate filled lions.

(no, I'm not letting this go)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:10 PM (bcbK8)

31 So moar loads to the face for big crazy eyes.

Posted by: Bernie Sandars at June 10, 2019 06:10 PM (v2ozf)

32 Fidelio.

Posted by: guy with a cloak at June 10, 2019 06:10 PM (HK0vs)

33
OT I just donated 50 bucks to Ace on PayPal and a nice -- would you like to donate a dollar to Project Veritas?-- showed up on the page. Yes, I would. Project Veritas does good work as well....

Thanks Ace, for all you and the cob bloggers do on a daily basis. Outstanding blog and outstanding blog commenters!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (EICTX)

34 There was a lot of 'how can we bring a child into this world' back during the Cold War too.

Luckily, we lions managed to be born regardless of the fears of tasty, tasty prey animals like Birthstrikers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

35 WTF is "reproductive justice"? I mean, I consider the fact that these people are self-selecting out of the gene pool to be justice, but I'm sure that doesn't overlap with their views.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (Xv64E)

36 It seems logical that they would also off themselves rather than face the great ball of fire in 11 years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (r+sAi)

37 If weirdos don't have babies, the tranny baby population will greatly shrink

Posted by: NCKate at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (cWedi)

38 What I want to know is-



when exactly did the population of the USA become a good 50% plus retards?



Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:10 PM (9X624)

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Social media. It caters to the lunatic fringe and since the left controls it, it pushes them ever further to the extreme, which is ultimately nihilism.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

39 when exactly did the population of the USA become a good 50% plus retards?

It seemed to accelerate with the election of Obama.



The two are not unrelated but I think the timing is off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 06:12 PM (rDF5j)

40 Me, too!

Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at June 10, 2019 06:12 PM (u0crE)

41 Good cuz I don't wanna have sex with her anyway.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

42 Shit.

Posted by: wizard crusher at June 10, 2019 06:12 PM (v2ozf)

43 35
WTF is "reproductive justice"?



Posted by: McLurkerson at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (Xv64E)

Womynz giving it up once in a while.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (t6MX/)

44 11 They got any theme music?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)

Bulls on Parade

"Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells"

*lion devil horns* \m/

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

45 Are Alyssa Milano's knees still being held together?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (JgA4k)

46 Ummm...OK.

"Overpopulation," mass starvation and environmental cataclysm have been predicted over and over and over and the doomsayers have NEVER been right. And yet, there remains a cohort of mushy-headed dumbasses who glom on to each and every new lunatic proclamation that the end is nigh.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

47 Fax machines - I never could get good reproductive justice out of those.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (r+sAi)

48
The best thing about becoming a Crazy Cat Lady is that cats are just like children-

only children won't eat you when you're dead and recycle you through feces into Mother Earth's Healing Circle of Life.

Cats 1 Children 0

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (9X624)

49 12 So, approximately 264 women. How many are lesbians or old enough that they wouldn't have children anyway? How many will forget this pledge as soon as they find a guy willing to deal with them or they start hearing the tick, tick, tick?

Idiots.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (xQfPr)

My stepmother-in-law wrote some rant on FB about losing her right to get an abortion and how she's sick of the government telling her what to do with her body. I wanted to say, bitch please. You're like 65 years old.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (Ez6QX)

50 What a bunch of gaping assholes.

Posted by: wizard crusher at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (v2ozf)

51 I hear this song when I read about these lefty kooks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVdAgfLxCus

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (4ErVI)

52 Has AOC promised not to have any kids? That would be great news for the country.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (9hauA)

53 You can't hide your lion eyes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (fuK7c)

54 DemoCRAZY'S Gonna DemoCRAZY !!! who knew ???

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

55 "The data says there's a ticking clock"

That's Mr. Data to you, and I'm only a character on Star Trek, set far in the future.


The science says ... the data says ... ha. TheScience ... must be the name of their church, with the Very Reverend Gore as doomsday minister ... he's trying to collect the heat to save us ... isn't that why he heats his pool year round?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2019 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

56 I'm guessing the option of having kids for pretty much all of these BirthStrikers was made before they decided they wanted to opt out due to global warming-cooling-climatechange. BirthStriking was the preferred pose over NoOneWillDateMe-ing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (6eEQ+)

57
So far, over 330 people have joined, of which Pepino estimates 80% are women.


And half of those are lesbians.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (TAmPV)

58 39 when exactly did the population of the USA become a good 50% plus retards?--------------
It's an illusion. Psy ops. They want us to think we're outnumbered. This article is a perfect example. 330 morons do something and it's a huge headline.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (uEbPt)

59 WTF is "reproductive justice"? I mean, I consider the fact that these people are self-selecting out of the gene pool to be justice, but I'm sure that doesn't overlap with their views.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (Xv64E)


Justice is a word that you put after another word to negate both that word, and also justice.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (t+qrx)

60
Luckily, we lions managed to be born regardless of the fears of tasty, tasty prey animals like Birthstrikers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK

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It's kind of funny if you think about it.

The concept of a "strike" is that the other party can't function without you. If workers refuse to work, the owners must come to terms.

That's the theory.

Who exactly is affected by this "strike?" Who is going to cave in?

Not me. I don't care if they have kids or not. So who is the one they expect to do the "OMG! Please please please please end your strike!!! I'll do as you ask?"

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

61
What these crazy cat ladies need is a crazy cat man...

...a ferocious, studly lion-like man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (AzW6q)

62 The best thing about becoming a Crazy Cat Lady is that cats are just like children-

only children won't eat you when you're dead and recycle you through feces into Mother Earth's Healing Circle of Life.

Cats 1 Children 0




Because children have opposable thumbs and can operate a door knob.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (rDF5j)

63 35

WTF is "reproductive justice"?

Letting them sleep on the wet spot once in a while.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (N39Ws)

64 "When the Children Cry"

By White Lion

DIAF, bitches.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (bcbK8)

65 "What kind of harm will a hotter and more painful world inflict on my child?"
..........

Well, it might be hotter and more painful. So don't send them to Mercury.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

66 I'm in favor of this because SO much of my paycheck goes to picking up the tab for exactly these broads when they do have kids. Thanks ladies!

Posted by: x at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (nFwvY)

67 What these crazy cat ladies need is a crazy cat man...

...a ferocious, studly lion-like man.



Fabio?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (rDF5j)

68 It makes me want to have more, even at my age.

What idiots.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (BD/yx)

69 Hallelujah!

Posted by: Someguy at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (mX8Vr)

70 Today was ugly people get naked and ride bikes day.

[willowed]

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (vWMNq)

71 WTF is "reproductive justice"? I mean, I consider the fact that these people are self-selecting out of the gene pool to be justice, but I'm sure that doesn't overlap with their views.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM (Xv64E)
+++++++++++
Like *anything* that is used to amend the word "justice" it is actually injustice that favors a particular group. "Reproductive Justice" usually means unfettered abortion, often with the "up to an including the moment of birth" flair. It also usually brings with it as goals various government obligations like free birth control and medical services.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (I2dne)

72 The concept of a "strike" is that the other party can't function without you. If workers refuse to work, the owners must come to terms.

That's the theory.

Who exactly is affected by this "strike?" Who is going to cave in?

Not me. I don't care if they have kids or not. So who is the one they expect to do the "OMG! Please please please please end your strike!!! I'll do as you ask?"

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

Jah, they're just drama queens, begging for attention.

All their doing is announcing their vulnerability to hate filled lions around them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (bcbK8)

73 300 people out of 7 billion, question mark.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (RuIsu)

74 Hey guys I just figured out this great equation

Posted by: Darkseid at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (z2W2E)

75
Knock knock
Who's there?
I'm in
I'm in who?
Not me I'm insane

Posted by: A talking vagina at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

76 I found this article all too revealing. If only the left understood how much they are being used.

Great Lakes Reveal a Fatal Flaw in Climate Change 'Science'
https://tinyurl.com/yxp7z5wz

Naturally, climate change is getting the blame. "We are undoubtedly observing the effects of a warming climate in the Great Lakes," says Richard Rood, a University of Michigan climate scientist.

But just a few years ago, climate scientists were insisting that a warming climate would cause water levels to decline.


reports and studies in

2008
2009
2011
2013...

and then, they were wrong

Since the Great Lakes account for 21% of the world's surface fresh water, these stories were all wrapped in doom-and-gloom scenarios about the impact on drinking water, shipping, recreation, and so on.

The very next year, however, water levels started rising.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (vEIlU)

77 You know, now that we're lions and all, when we pounce and seize we can simply say it's in our nature.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

78 It's an illusion. Psy ops. They want us to think
we're outnumbered. This article is a perfect example. 330 morons do
something and it's a huge headline.


Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 06:15 PM (uEbPt)

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Yes.

Ace has talked about this before and I looked into it on my own.

In addition to being a useless hellscape of anger, Twitter is now the place where minimum-wage reporters generate their stories.

This works for them because it involves zero effort or thought. Their employers don't care because they're going bankrupt anyways.

Which is why we get articles like this.

Didn't a "reporter" create a fake Trump quote only last week (which went viral) and still manage to keep his job?

Nobody in charge cares. Even the reporters don't give a damn any more.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

79 73 300 people out of 7 billion, question mark.
Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (RuIsu)

yes, caller, go ahead. You're on the air.

Rowrl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)

80 Sterilization for the greater good, bitches.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (Raq4A)

81 44 11 They got any theme music?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

Rage Against The Machine - Killing In the Name

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)

Bulls on Parade

"Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells"

*lion devil horns* \m/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK



That would be appropriate. They were such Communists. the Dead Kennedys of the 1990s

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

82 This is just their way of promoting butt stuff through the back door.

Posted by: Bosk at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (9m9TT)

83 All my wives are never birthers!

Posted by: Chucky-3-Wives at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (Q8K+6)

84 Commiecrats are just crazy. I know some fellow horse owners that are on that crazy train and advocate for the AOCs who promise to make it impossible to haul your horse out to go trail riding or to a horse show or rodeo etc. These wimmin are NOT thinking "oh I'd rather have to ride my horse to Walmart and back then have my current lifestyle" they are just virtue signaling with ZERO thoughts about what happens if they *win*.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (eASYU)

85 but I'm sure that doesn't overlap with their views.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 10, 2019 06:11 PM

Who cares! As long as they don't spawn I could give two shits.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (P9m8O)

86 This is just their way of promoting butt stuff through the back door.


That is how it usually occurs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (rDF5j)

87 Just another handy excuse for muh abortions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

88 Good. I'd feel sorry for any kids these lame people would have anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

89 We *know* what happens when the earth gets noticeably warmer in a short time span because it's happened near enough in history that we've got records.

It. Was. Fabulous.

What would hurt and hurt badly is if it gets cold.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (BD/yx)

90 The BirthStrikers have decided they can't bring children into a world
where scientists predict climate change will bring bigger wildfires,
more droughts, and food shortages for millions of people.

--

This is almost the identical verbal spew that came from Mike Stivic, circa 1971, when he didn't want Gloria to have children. The words 'climate change' weren't there, but the intent and hysterics were exactly the same.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (JoUsr)

91 Are we taking bets, on the reason they are not having kid, is no one is willing to f#%& them?

Posted by: Paladin at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (K541N)

92 Jah, they're just drama queens, begging for attention.



All their doing is announcing their vulnerability to hate filled lions around them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (bcbK

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And hoping one of them expresses some interest.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

93 More than 200 CEO's wrote in favor of the courageous stand these anti-baby forces are taking, and if (by mistake, presumably) these LIV people suddenly find themselves pregnant, the 200 CEO's urge abortion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (Z216Q)

94 Well, it might be hotter and more painful. So don't send them to Mercury.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:16 PM (v0R5T)


Let's not get carried away here. Sending people to Mercury is still on the table.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (t+qrx)

95 http://bit.ly/2Zi5SHP
*******
Thread by @themarketswork: "Letter from Stephen Boyd (Asst AG) to Jerold Nadler concerning the Review being conducted by the DOJ and John Durham.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (BqBId)

96 84 Commiecrats are just crazy. I know some fellow horse owners that are on that crazy train and advocate for the AOCs who promise to make it impossible to haul your horse out to go trail riding or to a horse show or rodeo etc. These wimmin are NOT thinking "oh I'd rather have to ride my horse to Walmart and back then have my current lifestyle" they are just virtue signaling with ZERO thoughts about what happens if they *win*.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at June 10, 2019 06:18 PM (eASYU)

They are also unprepared for a sudden influx of lions. They should be warned to mend their way before Pride Month ends.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (bcbK8)

97 I really hope this mean it'll be easier to find more women wearing MAGA hats on Tinder.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (+dsLj)

98 We should start writing campaign encouraging these women not to ever reproduce. For the planet, of course.

And to be extra sure, they should take the drastic step of having elective hysterectomies. After all, consider what is at stake.

(Don't tell them it's to avoid abortions.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (9hauA)

99 This is just their way of promoting butt stuff through the back door.


That is how it usually occurs.



You can hold her behind her knees and push until the whole lower unit points up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (fuK7c)

100 The very next year, however, water levels started rising.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM

And Superior is at record levels. globlaclimatwarmeningchangeino. There's nothing it can't do! Oh and snowfalls are a thing of the past due to globlaclimatwarmeningchangeino. Which is why we set records in Minnesota for snowfall in Feb. Seriously, these people need to GTOF and pledge to not breed as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (P9m8O)

101 The media seems to be run by neurotic women in order to provide neurotic women with something to obsess over.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (0QYMt)

102 It is to bad Occasional Cortex's parents were so selfish ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 06:21 PM (FwN37)

103 10 I can appreciate that the woman in that video is somebody's daughter. But I don't think she has anything to worry about regarding getting knocked up any time soon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 06:05 PM (N39Ws)

That's Andy Samberg...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

104 92 Jah, they're just drama queens, begging for attention.



All their doing is announcing their vulnerability to hate filled lions around them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:17 PM (bcbK

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And hoping one of them expresses some interest.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

Yeah, probably. Like the girl who tells you 'nothing is going to happen tonight' who is the one who pulls your pants down.

Rowr.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (bcbK8)

105 Legal Insurrection is quickly becoming my 2nd fave blog on the net. Just saw a new piece today as to why so many people are misunderstanding the Oberlin/Gibson's verdict. Big Media sat on it for a weekend, and now apparently has decided how to spin it - the NYT and the Daily Mail are pushing it as "Oh Free Speech is being punished! Gibson's sued because of what the students said!!!"

NO! That is NOT what the suit was about at all! At best, that was the event that served as the trigger for the events that the suit was about - but the Gibson's/Oberlin suit was about the vicious and damaging actions taken by Oberlin Administrators over a 2 year period - and the Jury found that School Administrators (not the students!) acted with Actual Malice. THAT is why the award was so big, and that's why punitive damages could be coming down tomorrow!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

106 Self-culling herd. Faster, please.
Haven't they heard about the lady who stabbed herself because TRUMP?

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

107 Cold is rapey and anti-women.

Posted by: Baby It's Cold Outside at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (+dsLj)

108 Deep State, share the good parts , please.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (Raq4A)

109 "So far, over 330 people have joined, of which Pepino estimates 80% are women."

So for the USA literally one in a million.But this is a major important trend.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (0QYMt)

110 all right, gotta run and catch a gazelle, err....bus.

See you tomorrow, lions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (bcbK8)

111 Tubal ligations for all, for free!

Posted by: Miklos, not sure if Soros would fund this at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (QzkSJ)

112 That is how it usually occurs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (rDF5j)

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I wish.

Posted by: Spinster Wonkette at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)

113 They wouldn't have been having kids anyway. Abortions maybe. Opting to transgender, maybe. But kids? LOL, those making a big deal of this idiocy fail to note that.

Posted by: Born Free at June 10, 2019 06:22 PM (OolR5)

114 can the lions eat the babies?

wait, i'm confused.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (d7Ww2)

115 The fatser a woman can poop in direct proportion to her hatred and fear of children, the moar likely she will be into anal. Lots and lots of anal.

Posted by: wizard crusher at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (v2ozf)

116 This lion talk makes me think of a pride of corgis with fake manes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (JgA4k)

117 "Birthstrikers" sounds like some kind of cheesy SciFi movie.

Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

118 It seems there's an overlap between the women advocating not having children for global warming reasons and the women advocating not having children for feminism reasons.
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The left as a hodge-podge of something surprises someone?

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)

119 This lion talk makes me think of a pride of corgis with fake manes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM

I've been through the desert on a horse with no mane.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 10, 2019 06:24 PM (P9m8O)

120 "Birthstrikers" sounds like some kind of cheesy SciFi movie.
Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (UdKB7)
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Birth StrikeForce

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:24 PM (DuZls)

121 "Birthstrikers" sounds like some kind of cheesy SciFi movie.
Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM

You're coming in to low birthstriker! Pull out! Pull out!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (P9m8O)

122
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (t9Eus)

123 can the lions eat the babies?

wait, i'm confused.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 06:23 PM (d7Ww2)


That's more of a dingo responsibility. I guess they could delegate.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)

124 On Mars it's cold as hell, no place to raise a child.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (qBNEP)

125 Talk's cheap; let them sew their cooters shut with 200 lb. test line.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (y7DUB)

126 Birth StrikeForce

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:24 PM (DuZls)

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They pegged the German guns overlooking the straits of Lesbos.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

127 Hey there, Alton "Lion" Jackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)

128 "Birthstrikers" sounds like some kind of cheesy SciFi movie.

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Porno where the chicks are pregnant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

129 I've been through the desert on a horse with no mane.

At the Mome,
the mighty Mome,
the lion sleeps tonight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (JgA4k)

130 116 ... a pride of corgis with fake manes.


Corgis have ruffs.

https://tinyurl.com/y6mlxavf

No need for fake manes.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (vWMNq)

131 "33 year old...Blythe Pepino says....." Could they not find a more perfectly cartoonish name for their spokes-lez?

Posted by: Moresi at June 10, 2019 06:26 PM (Ga2pu)

132 It's a very good bet that living in the USA in 2040 will be worse than it is now. Trends in demography, finance, politics all point to Handbasket Hell USA 2040. So fine with me if people don't want to have kids. I never did.

Posted by: gp, Inventor of Canalope at June 10, 2019 06:26 PM (mk9aG)

133 Birth StrikeForce

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:24 PM (DuZls)

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They drive specially-outfitted Subarus into battle.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

134 "We don't need men!" Oh, so you want to have a baby? I think you're missing an ingredient toots.

Posted by: LESBOS Everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:26 PM (P9m8O)

135 And I swear I read that as 'Birdstrikers'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2019 06:26 PM (qBNEP)

136 I know some fellow horse owners that are on
that crazy train and advocate for the AOCs who promise to make it
impossible to haul your horse out to go trail riding or to a horse show
or rodeo etc. These wimmin are NOT thinking "oh I'd rather have to
ride my horse to Walmart and back then have my current lifestyle" they
are just virtue signaling with ZERO thoughts about what happens if they
*win*.

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Freak them out by telling them that horse farts, along with cows, are definitely contributing to global warming and they need to do their part and put them down.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 06:26 PM (JoUsr)

137 That singer from Hong Kong, Ho, had it right.

I think we have a carrier group in Xi's South China Sea play pen. Crack the whip and serve them Two Scoops.

Posted by: Braenyard - Mianfei fu er mo sha, mianfei xianggang, Xianzai shi shihoule., now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (/jZjK)

138 The chirruns will be so hot, their little feets will be on fire!

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (EgshT)

139 The only people having big families are Conservative Christians, Mormons, Muslims, and the vatos.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (Bx21z)

140 On Mars it's cold as hell, no place to raise a child.
Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2019 06:25 PM (qBNEP)


Maybe, but Mars Needs Women.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (t+qrx)

141 "the threat climate change poses to reproductive justice"

Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

142 And I swear I read that as 'Birdstrikers'.


Not us this time, swearsies!

Posted by: Windmills at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (fuK7c)

143 The BirthStrikers ain't fooling me.....

They just want it up the yam chute.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (Z+IKu)

144 Is that MeAgain Rapinoe as a Birth Striker?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPVM)

145 I don't know about the rest of you, but I find it positively delicious that Leftists are using junk science to self-limit procreation of their species. Reading this simply made my day. Finally--a leftist policy I can get behind!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 06:28 PM (TdMsT)

146 I can imagine millions of normal people getting a good laugh at this.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 06:28 PM (JdU2Q)

147
They just want it up the yam chute.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (Z+IKu)

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I prefer the ever-so-evocative Aussie version - "chutney chute."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

148 Good. I'd feel sorry for any kids these lame people would have anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)
........

Yep, poor little gender neutral vegan whiner ankle-biters.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

149 For the sake of the environment, though, people need to take trains to Mercury, though.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:28 PM (DuZls)

150 Modern Enviromentalisms a form of liberal stupidity just how munch more dumber can anyone ever get?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (wGqjj)

151 Yam?

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (vWMNq)

152 The Women Refusing to Have Children

Someone will care whether they do or not.

Not me, of course, but someone, somewhere. Probably. Maybe their mothers who want grandchildren. Then again, maybe not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

153 Congressman Ryan has 9 kids. I heard about a local Catholic couple that has 9 also.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (Bx21z)

154 I don't know about the rest of you, but I find it positively delicious that Leftists are using junk science to self-limit procreation of their species.

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Right? Now I won't have to square my opposition to abortion with my desire to see them all disappear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

155 Is that MeAgain Rapinoe as a Birth Striker?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPVM)

Deosn't have to be. She is a muff diver

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (FwN37)

156 Only 330 leftists removed from the gene pool so far.

They needs lots more encouragement.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (qC1Sy)

157 r refusing to give a BJ until jiz tastes like creme brulee

Now there is the superpower for Captain Moron!

Posted by: Paladin at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (K541N)

158 This is almost the identical verbal spew that came from Mike Stivic, circa 1971, when he didn't want Gloria to have children. The words 'climate change' weren't there, but the intent and hysterics were exactly the same.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 06:20 PM (JoUsr)

Good catch - this was VERY popular with the Hippie crowd of the late 60's, early 70's, because of Paul Erlichs 1968 book, "The Population Bomb". Which in fact was just a warmed over, hackneyed rewrite of the works of Thomas Malthus about 200 years ago.

It's all nothing but warmed over Malthusian polemics, which linger on and on and on even though the Malthusians have been spectacularly wrong about EVERY prediction they have made for over 2 centuries now. I think the original Malthus wrote that the British Isles were going to collapse into starvation by 1840, or something like that - that's how long this pathetic game has been going on. Although before Paul Erlich dug up his rotting corpse in 1968, he had mostly been ignored for about 100 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

159 149 For the sake of the environment, though, people need to take trains to Mercury, though.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:28 PM (DuZls)

Need to be careful not to get drops of Jupiter in their hair.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

160 Not reproducing is a start.

But a truly committed activist would kill themself.

That why I'm so proud of transgenders. They don't reproduce and 40+% kill themselves. So brave, so strong.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (mxKpJ)

161 Fine. Let 'em die with their 8 cats.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (pgXNG)

162 In Sweden, "far" right activists are planning gay pride parades in mostly muslim neighborhoods.

via Al Jazeera

Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (RU4sa)

163
Felicity a strident Birthstriker
Had a womb like the Island of Riker's
No issue escaped
Whether trout, babe, or ape
No sex because nobody liked her

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:31 PM (9X624)

164 Dagnabbit, Pepino! I told ya not to go out back behind the bahn with Little Luke and Kate!

Posted by: Zombie Amos McCoy at June 10, 2019 06:31 PM (EgshT)

165 http://bit.ly/2ZbivEK
*******
Ben Had there is only 2 pages

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 06:31 PM (BqBId)

166 Let's not get carried away here. Sending people to Mercury is still on the table.
Posted by: hogmartin

Freddy Mercury left no genetic trace.

Posted by: Miklos, he was ahead of his time at June 10, 2019 06:31 PM (QzkSJ)

167 So they're like the Shakers, only they don't make nice furniture.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

168 Talk's cheap; let them sew their cooters shut with 200 lb. test line.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Can I ask you sumpin / ?

How did you go from being an altar boy to a guy who calls himself Captain Hate ?

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (83K60)

169 "Pepino" means "cucumber" in Spanish.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

170 162 In Sweden, "far" right activists are planning gay pride parades in mostly muslim neighborhoods.

via Al Jazeera
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (RU4sa)


The opportunities for humor, given to us by the left, are positively limitless.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (TdMsT)

171 How come cat ladies never ever look like Julie Newmar or Lee Meriweather?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (JgA4k)

172 Axeman, so that's how it is? It's back to Mercury?

Posted by: Eromero at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (qBNEP)

173 Finally a leftist cause I can get behind. But notice, they didn't say they will stop getting pregnant. They should take a cue from the sex strike. Sex burns calories. Burning calories release CO2. Sex is bad for climate change!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (dNzKv)

174 Sometimes I regret not having children, then I remember this planet doesn't deserve my DNA.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (Bx21z)

175 The chirruns will be so hot, their little feets will be on fire!

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 10, 2019 06:27 PM (EgshT)
..........

They wear out their huaraches on the long trip north?

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

176 Husband and I actually walked with lions in Africa. Actually rubbed the male lion's belly. The female was a tad grouchy, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

177 170
162 In Sweden, "far" right activists are planning gay pride parades in mostly muslim neighborhoods.



It would be more entertaining in Paris ... or London.


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (vWMNq)

178 Disregard.

Old news.

Stoopid gab.

Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (RU4sa)

179 OT: Is Ace going to note that yet another super-lib journalist got charged with trying to hook up with little kids?

Saw it earlier today.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

180 160 Not reproducing is a start.

But a truly committed activist would kill themself.

That why I'm so proud of transgenders. They don't reproduce and 40+% kill themselves. So brave, so strong.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (mxKpJ)



IIRC, the other 60% curtail their life expectancy as well? Going under the knife that much is not healthy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

181
Introducing Jane Bond 000

in

"Birthstriker"


Theme song by Shirley Bassey

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)

182 "Pepino" means "cucumber" in Spanish.
Posted by: Insomniac

%^((%*%!!!

Posted by: Miklos, in Mexican whorehouse at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (QzkSJ)

183 They always mean this for white women.

Open borders and refugees with hella kids in tow is just peachy!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (W+vEI)

184 It was back in 2015.

Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (RU4sa)

185
Right? Now I won't have to square my opposition to abortion with my desire to see them all disappear.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)


It's the perfect solution! And the Left came up with it on its own. Go Left!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (TdMsT)

186 177 170
162 In Sweden, "far" right activists are planning gay pride parades in mostly muslim neighborhoods.


They're going to be rapped.

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (/jZjK)

187 I'm old enough to remember when people worried about bringing children into a world that could erupt into nuclear war at any moment.

Sorry, snowflakes, but that was just a wee bit more worrisome than your "climate crisis".

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

188
Congressman Ryan has 9 kids. I heard about a local Catholic couple that has 9 also.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 06:29 PM (Bx21z)


Phil Rivers - Catholic - and his wife are expecting their 9th.

I attend a TLM parish. It's nothing to see young families with four, five or six kids.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 06:35 PM (Wx/+I)

189 162 In Sweden, "far" right activists are planning gay pride parades in mostly muslim neighborhoods.

via Al Jazeera
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 06:30 PM (RU4sa)

Let's You and Him fight.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:35 PM (pgXNG)

190 Introducing Jane Bond 000



in



"Birthstriker"



Theme song by Shirley Bassey

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)

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Theme by John Barry, *sung* by Shirley Bassey.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

191 It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!

Posted by: Selma Hayek in real life at June 10, 2019 06:35 PM (BRpqW)

192 I'm wondering if Prime Minister Bollywood is going to be wearing Ramadam socks at any gay pride events this year?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

193 Saves the planet AND saves them the indignity of having to buy jumbo-sized cans and jars of stuff like mayo as Costco.

Win-win!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 06:35 PM (W+vEI)

194 180 IIRC, the other 60% curtail their life expectancy as well? Going under the knife that much is not healthy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

I know saying stuff like this gets me in trouble here, but whatever.

Not all of them get their wang chopped off.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (pgXNG)

195 If you've ever been in a Walmart (which I try to avoid like the plague), there are women in there slapping toddlers around like they're the baby daddies.


Those poor children.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

196 183 They always mean this for white women.

Open borders and refugees with hella kids in tow is just peachy!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 06:34 PM (W+vEI)



I can only think of one such eco-group, "Negative Population Growth", that explicitly calls for immigration reduction. And yes, I am sure they are demonized by the Left accordingly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (ujg0T)

197 Two daughters.

Two granddaughters.

Happy with what I have.

Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (RU4sa)

198 Self extinction, well for once the Leftists have come up with a viable solution.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (XAbde)

199 It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Posted by: Selma Hayek

Oh, no you don't! That's my schtick.

--Emily Ratajkowski

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (FTlwv)

200 Good catch - this was VERY popular with the Hippie crowd of the late 60's, early 70's, because of Paul Erlichs 1968 book, "The Population Bomb". Which in fact was just a warmed over, hackneyed rewrite of the works of Thomas Malthus about 200 years ago.

I remember the Mary Tyler Moore show, when the writer of the show wanted a son and the wife brought up the Population Bomb book, Freaked me out as a little kid hearing that crap.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (BvGPu)

201 I sense that I have a Special Purpose.

Is it too late to get my vasectomy untied?

Posted by: RI Red at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (jeJ01)

202

Feminist Sophie Lewis: "We have very little to lose at the moment when it comes to abortion and I'm interested in winning radically. I wonder if we could think about defending abortion as a right to stop doing gestational work. Abortion is, in my opinion, and I recognize how controversial this is, a form of killing. It is a form of killing that we need to be able to defend."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

203 We've always been and we always will be on the verge of catastrophe. The difference today is that the MSM has monetized it.

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (/jZjK)

204 I vote for sending these white women to South Africa and giving them South African citizenship. No American passports or citizenship. These white women desperately need a reality check.

Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (kDwCy)

205 In other news, I picked up something in the garage a little while ago, curious as to what it was.

It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.

Still skeeved. I've washed my hands six times so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

206 I so old I remember when these chicks went on a sex strike to protest some laws in GA. But they're still shagging, so short strike.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (r+sAi)

207 The BirthStrikers have decided they can't bring children into a world where scientists predict climate change will bring bigger wildfires, more droughts, and food shortages for millions of people.

-- CNN


Thank God! BirthStrikers, how do you think we ended up with these "scientists" and CNN in the first place? Carry on!

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (Ydn2k)

208 This would be the warming that nobody can find.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

209 Wait till they all join "bioethicist" Peter Singer in advocating post birth "abortions" up to 2 years old. (That's just where it will start, don't worry.) For the planet of course. And the poor mother that has her autonomy interfered with by an animated humanoid clump of cells.

At first, it should be of course rare and safe but legal.

Then it will devolve into, not "shout your abortion from the rooftop", but "throw your baby from the rooftop!"

Once you are ok with killing babies as they are being birthed, there's no limit to the depths of depravity you are willing to explore.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (9hauA)

210 Not all of them get their wang chopped off.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (pgXNG)



Pikers.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (9X624)

211 194 180 IIRC, the other 60% curtail their life expectancy as well? Going under the knife that much is not healthy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

I know saying stuff like this gets me in trouble here, but whatever.

Not all of them get their wang chopped off.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (pgXNG)



Hormones that throw one's body out of whack and excessive cosmetic surgeries probably are not healthy either. Michael Jackson and all that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

212 Oh, no you don't! That's my schtick.

--Emily Ratajkowski

J'approve!

Posted by: Miklos Zola at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

213 170 it's also an italian dialect word for weenie.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (Bx21z)

214 Great idea but doesn't go far enough. Should be mandatory for leftists.

This story in conjunction with the one from earlier today reinforces my thought that most if not all of America's problems would be resolved instantly if you could snap your fingers and exile all of the white liberals to France or Scandinavia.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (nu45M)

215 195 If you've ever been in a Walmart (which I try to avoid like the plague), there are women in there slapping toddlers around like they're the baby daddies.


Those poor children.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)


I detest shopping at Walmart for that very reason. If they treat their kids like that in public, how do they treat them at home?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (TdMsT)

216 OK, der, Babe. How's about even after we fix the global warming thing, you STILL remain childless, huh? It really would be best

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (xptlg)

217 Watch: when their twelve years are up, they'll demand special assistance to recover their "lost fertility". On our dime, of course.

The resulting spawn likely to be loaded with a myriad of birth defects that even living in Canada wouldn't mitigate.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 06:39 PM (lD3vL)

218
Jane D'oh, how is your husband doing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 06:39 PM (Wx/+I)

219 202

Feminist Sophie Lewis: "We have very little to lose at the moment when it comes to abortion and I'm interested in winning radically. I wonder if we could think about defending abortion as a right to stop doing gestational work. Abortion is, in my opinion, and I recognize how controversial this is, a form of killing. It is a form of killing that we need to be able to defend."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

I saw a video of that. What a casually evil lunatic. At least she was being honest and logically consistent, if insane.

Gestational work. God help us.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 10, 2019 06:40 PM (9hauA)

220 Is it too late to get my vasectomy untied?
Posted by: RI Red

I hear some chicks in the Philipines can do it with their tongues.

Posted by: Miklos, so they tell me at June 10, 2019 06:40 PM (QzkSJ)

221 Can I ask you sumpin / ?

How did you go from being an altar boy to a guy who calls himself Captain Hate ?
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 06:32 PM (83K60)


First of all, it was the Episcopal Church which decided that right and wrong were up for debate when I was looking for hard and unchanging definitions; so they screwed that pooch. Second, the name was given to me by a beancounter friend at an electric utility which no longer exists where I wasted 19.5 of my wonder years; everyone agreed it wasn't a bum rap.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 06:40 PM (y7DUB)

222 OT: Is Ace going to note that yet another super-lib journalist got charged with trying to hook up with little kids?

Saw it earlier today.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at June 10, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

Pizza aficionados gotta be sweating bullets now.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 10, 2019 06:40 PM (kVT3g)

223 199 It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Posted by: Selma Hayek

Oh, no you don't! That's my schtick.

--Emily Ratajkowski
Posted by: Jinx the Cat



Now both of you, get in the shower and make out! For Planet Earth and the Greater Good!! This camera I'm holding is just for show!!

Posted by: Not a perv, really, I'm not at June 10, 2019 06:40 PM (Qn28X)

224 214 Great idea but doesn't go far enough. Should be mandatory for leftists.

This story in conjunction with the one from earlier today reinforces my thought that most if not all of America's problems would be resolved instantly if you could snap your fingers and exile all of the white liberals to France or Scandinavia.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at June 10, 2019 06:38 PM (nu45M)

Can it be Iran?

Please, can it be Iran?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (pgXNG)

225 65 "What kind of harm will a hotter and more painful world inflict on my child?"
..........

Well, it might be hotter and more painful. So don't send them to Mercury.
**********************
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.

Posted by: Rocketman at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (kR3UB)

226
Still skeeved. I've washed my hands six times so far.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)


Oh no. No no no no no no nooooooooo.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (TdMsT)

227 I detest shopping at Walmart for that very reason. If they treat their kids like that in public, how do they treat them at home?

In many areas of Texas we don't have basements or radiators to chain them to...

probably they show their hatred and contempt for their spawn by dumping them off at a government school kennel.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (lD3vL)

228 Random reality check for a female writer who writes male characters...

How willing is the average guy to do sperm donations so you never ever know if you have children? I'm not talking about baby daddies because they generally know. And I'm not talking about screwing around, getting laid, and not thinking about it. How willing to deliberately and knowingly donate for assured use that you will never know the children?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (BD/yx)

229 Gestational work. God help us.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 10, 2019 06:40 PM (9hauA)
---
"X labor", or "x work", it's all Marxist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)

230 In fact, it's cold as hell.

What version of the Bible do you have?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)

231 >>". . . It is a form of killing that we need to be able to defend."


Translation: I'm so very tired of pretending to care about babies - can we drop our masks now, please?

*Spoiler alert: The chances she's OK with killing seriously ill/injured and old people are astronomically high.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (W+vEI)

232 I so old I remember when these chicks went on a sex strike to protest some laws in GA. But they're still shagging, so short strike.


Here's everything I'm doing with my vagina that is none of your business!!

/Loopy Femynyst

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

233
At least she was being honest and logically consistent, if insane.

Well, so we're all the human monsters in the Marquis de Sade's novels.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (Wx/+I)

234 at least the crazies are voluntarily thinning the herd. the world doesn't need any of their demon spawn fucking up the gene pool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (KP5rU)

235 I think it should be noted that Brian Stelter is doing his part for the birth strike by making women look at celibacy in a more positive way.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (JgA4k)

236 Perhaps a soothing ointment would make the Earth less painful.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

237 Might have been a lizard tail. Some lizards can shed their tales to get away from predators.

Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:43 PM (UdKB7)

238 200 CEOs agree with these women, that its bad for Women to have children.

Does that make the shills for Big Business?

Posted by: Don Q at June 10, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)

239 If nobody can tell a woman what goes on with her vagina why should anyone have a right to tell a man what to do with his penis?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (JgA4k)

240
ok, I'm back

linux box was having a windows moment

what is the "lion" business?

Linked In Open Networker?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (t9Eus)

241 Still skeeved. I've washed my hands six times so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)



Probably, just a lizard tail.

Some types drop them all the time as a decoy for predators.

The poor lizard probably thought you were going to eat it.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (9X624)

242 >In fact, it's cold as hell.

What version of the Bible do you have?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

>>EFV

Eskimo Fishers' Version

Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (mE05v)

243
probably they show their hatred and contempt for their spawn by dumping them off at a government kennel.

Please, our kennel is quiet and well behaved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (Wx/+I)

244 It'd be interesting to document how these 300+ birthstrikers live. What size house do they live in? What kind of car to they drive? How many commercial products do they buy and use that leave a questionable carbon feetsies print? Have they given up any modern conveniences to save the planet? What are these heroines doing besides not birthin' the babies? It should involve a lot more than that, considering their deranged beliefs we're all gonna die unless we do something!

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (JoUsr)

245 202

Feminist Sophie Lewis: "We have very little to lose at the moment when it comes to abortion and I'm interested in winning radically. I wonder if we could think about defending abortion as a right to stop doing gestational work. Abortion is, in my opinion, and I recognize how controversial this is, a form of killing. It is a form of killing that we need to be able to defend."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

Christ almighty.

Only a commie would think of Labor (in the childbirth sense) as Labor (in the Marxism sense).

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (pgXNG)

246 tails not tales

Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (UdKB7)

247 I know saying stuff like this gets me in trouble here, but whatever.

Not all of them get their wang chopped off.
Posted by: Hikaru


those are just Klinger tribute bands

Posted by: x at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (nFwvY)

248 The Future belongs to those who show up.

I think Mark Steyn coined that phrase. They may not be having babies but other women in some more interesting parts of the world certainly are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (Qn28X)

249 188. around here the bigger families are in the more affluent parishes.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (Bx21z)

250 It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.

Still skeeved. I've washed my hands six times so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:37

Just one? I've got 2 snakes sunning on decking around the pool. River's high and the critters think my house their refuge. (And yes, all snakes are poisonous. To me anyway.)

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (Dhht7)

251 Democrat Platform for Growth: Sex strikes, birth strikes, homosexuality, transgenderism,post birth abortion, assisted suicide, self-immolation.

Me: Who could possibly f*ck up and lose a long term culture battle with this lot?

Republicans: Hold my wife's boyfriend's beer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (mxKpJ)

252 203 We've always been and we always will be on the verge of catastrophe. The difference today is that the MSM has monetized it.

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM (/jZjK)

Nick Taleb touched on this in his book "The Black Swan". His point, that most people still don't get is that we always are forecasting coming Catastrophe, except if you see it coming then that's not going to be what happens at all.

Catastrophes do change society drastically, but when it comes it is ALWAYS something that everyone alive at the time thought was impossible and could never happen.

Trump was Hillary's Black Swan. And one man's catastrophe is another man's salvation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)

253 *Thinks about weaponizing Paul Anka's "Having my Baby"*

Easy

Posted by: Evil Genius Miklos at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

254 225 65 "What kind of harm will a hotter and more painful world inflict on my child?"
..........

Well, it might be hotter and more painful. So don't send them to Mercury.
**********************
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.
Posted by: Rocketman at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (kR3UB)

Yeah, but Red Martian Princesses are HAWT!

Posted by: John Carter of Virginia at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (NgKpN)

255 These 300 birthstrikers sound a lot like the 200 CEOs who were making a big show about what they were going to do anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

256 >>>I detest shopping at Walmart for that very reason. If they treat their kids like that in public, how do they treat them at home?

In many areas of Texas we don't have basements or radiators to chain them to...

probably they show their hatred and contempt for their spawn by dumping them off at a government school kennel.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 06:41 PM (lD3vL)


Used to take them to the dock and get them a job loading ships but they have robots now.

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:46 PM (/jZjK)

257 My money is on this being a 4chan troll.

Posted by: Morning Chicano at June 10, 2019 06:46 PM (XWt++)

258 Only a commie would think of Labor (in the childbirth sense) as Labor (in the Marxism sense).
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (pgXNG)


To them, everything is political.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 06:46 PM (aS1PU)

259 239 If nobody can tell a woman what goes on with her vagina why should anyone have a right to tell a man what to do with his penis?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:44 PM (JgA4k)


Everyone knows it's the little head that gives the orders.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

260
*Spoiler alert: The chances she's OK with killing seriously ill/injured and old people are astronomically high.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 06:42 PM (W+vEI)

Oh, don't worry. She covered that. She talked about being willing to die at both ends of life.

https://youtu.be/kfRsbOncL_w

Matt Walsh show. Start around 27:00. Unless you want to be thrilled by the celebration of drag kids. Then you can start from the beginning.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 10, 2019 06:47 PM (9hauA)

261 How willing is the average guy to do sperm donations so you never ever know if you have children? I'm not talking about baby daddies because they generally know. And I'm not talking about screwing around, getting laid, and not thinking about it. How willing to deliberately and knowingly donate for assured use that you will never know the children?

For me, fuck no. Wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

262 I'm gonna guess these women aren't going the bj only route.
I'm also gonna guess most are from the island of Lesbos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2019 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

263 It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.


Ask the cat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 06:47 PM (yQpMk)

264 80% are women and the other 20% are hoping to get laid by the 80% when they get frustrated enough to lower their standards.

Posted by: Thatch at June 10, 2019 06:48 PM (AD/Ac)

265 251 Democrat Platform for Growth: Sex strikes, birth strikes, homosexuality, transgenderism,post birth abortion, assisted suicide, self-immolation.

Me: Who could possibly f*ck up and lose a long term culture battle with this lot?

Republicans: Hold my wife's boyfriend's beer.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 10, 2019 06:45 PM (mxKpJ)

It makes me sick that the Left was basically right about EVERYTHING (Corporations, Koch Brothers, etc.), but for the Wrong Reasons.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:48 PM (pgXNG)

266 It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.


Lizard tails wiggle as well.

That's how they act as a decoy.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 10, 2019 06:48 PM (9X624)

267 This is too good to be true, Leftists stop having children?

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

268 My money is on this being a 4chan troll.
Posted by: Morning Chicano at June 10, 2019 06:46 PM (XWt++)
---
I don't know. Anti-natalism is picking up advocates.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:49 PM (DuZls)

269 Perhaps a soothing ointment would make the Earth less painful.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)
........

I suggest they use a gasoline based one thickened with special soaps. Then relax with a cigarette.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

270 >>Oh, don't worry. She covered that. She talked about being willing to die at both ends of life.

https://youtu.be/kfRsbOncL_w



Ha! Thanks for the confirmation.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 06:49 PM (W+vEI)

271 I see cnn is still too chicken to post any pictures of these people. Please keep it that way.

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 10, 2019 06:49 PM (vqIkG)

272 So guys, buck up, we're freaking inevitable


1-abortion
2-illegal immigration-pisses off the legal immigrants, think long term
3-moar abortion, especially the black ones (if quoted, I was misquoted)
4-Homo is the future

It's demography, people!

Posted by: Left Wing Historically Inevitable at June 10, 2019 06:50 PM (QzkSJ)

273 Skink

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:50 PM (/jZjK)

274 Are you sure it was a snakes tail?

--John Wayne Bobbit

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 10, 2019 06:50 PM (FTlwv)

275 And how can you think of bringing children into the world of the TrumpReich?!

When Trump destroys our Constitution and our democracy and re-enslaves black and yellow men??!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:51 PM (DuZls)

276 It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 06:37 PM


Oh, dear. I seem to have dropped it.

Would you mind Ubering it back to me? I'll pay the fare, of course.

Posted by: Ouroboros at June 10, 2019 06:51 PM (b4mxU)

277 I suggest they use a gasoline based one thickened with special soaps. Then relax with a cigarette.
Posted by: wth

Ahem

Posted by: styrofoam at June 10, 2019 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)

278 261: The big concern is that a donor is promised anonymity -- but good luck trying to enforce it. Donors get found out by their biological children. There are even some cases out there where a court ordered a donor to pay child support because it was in the "best interests of the child."

Posted by: Revenant at June 10, 2019 06:51 PM (bD2Jh)

279 The more Mueller shoots off that mouth and walks around with that stupid hunched over chin-forward gape, the more obvious it is he was no more than a placeholder for the Obama-clinton decision makers.

Posted by: Moresi at June 10, 2019 06:52 PM (Ga2pu)

280 272 So guys, buck up, we're freaking inevitable


1-abortion
2-illegal immigration-pisses off the legal immigrants, think long term
3-moar abortion, especially the black ones (if quoted, I was misquoted)
4-Homo is the future

It's demography, people!
Posted by: Left Wing Historically Inevitable at June 10, 2019 06:50 PM (QzkSJ)

5 - Don't worry, we'll take care of all of that, Insh'allah.

--Islam

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 06:52 PM (pgXNG)

281 Cocaine Mitch is going to overdose on Thursday.



https://tinyurl.com/yxkvzbdc

Posted by: Ha at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (MAstk)

282 The fact that I can't find anyone to love me means I'm saving the planet!

Posted by: Regular Spinster McCatlady at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (6/uwW)

283 For me, fuck no. Wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

Thanks. I just realized that I sort of assumed that men would hate the idea of children "lost" to them. But the usual stereotype is men wanting to spread that seed far and wide. The conversation reminded me of a short story I have in the "eventually finish this" pile where it's the major motivator, so thought I'd toss out an inquiry.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (BD/yx)

284 The BirthStrikers have decided they can't bring children into a world where scientists predict climate change will bring bigger wildfires, more droughts, and food shortages for millions of people.

-- CNN


Watching Chernobyl now, the one thing I haven't liked so far is scientists making gloom and doom predictions that are borne out in fact.

In reality, a minuscule proportion of apocalyptic predictions are borne, as most such predictions are made just before a grant comes up for renewal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

285 #NEW on @OANN: The Justice Department has officially submitted its formal extradition request to the United Kingdom for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange which includes no additional charges on top of the 18-count superseding indictment.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

286 I put this in Bing: "free Formosa, free Hong Kong from Chinese slave masters", every hit on the first page was, that's right, bdsm pron.

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (/jZjK)

287 Why do people need so many methods of birth control?

One should be enough.

Posted by: Bernie the Bolshie at June 10, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)

288 -
--
Skink

Posted by: Braenyard - free Formosa, free Taiwan, now's the time at June 10, 2019 06:50 PM (/jZjK)

---------------------

Ah, yes. Michael Skink. He was a fun boxer to watch.

Posted by: irright at June 10, 2019 06:54 PM (RVcmP)

289 These people are dead-enders. Fortunately we have fewer of this kind of wackadoodle here in Texas.

Posted by: Nancy at June 10, 2019 06:54 PM (X0xPG)

290 278 261: The big concern is that a donor is promised anonymity -- but good luck trying to enforce it. Donors get found out by their biological children. There are even some cases out there where a court ordered a donor to pay child support because it was in the "best interests of the child."
Posted by: Revenant at June 10, 2019 06:51 PM (bD2Jh)


It's like strict liability, as I understand the law (or misunderstand, perhaps). The logic is that someone has to pay for this, and it might as well be someone who was involved, rather than the taxpaying public at large.

Which kinda makes sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

291 Hate to break it to them, but liberals have always been about not having kids.

They are far to immature to allow any kid to compete with them, not to mention all that icky stuff like changing diapers and all the puking, and kids ruin good furniture and break in on your ME time.

Plus breast cancer is a small price to pay for the convenience of that little pill once a day.

Priorities, people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 06:55 PM (vVOK2)

292 I don't sperm donor. Never would. No way I spawn a kid that I leave to the elements.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

293 Nood

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 06:55 PM (JgA4k)

294 Global Warming - what can't it do?

Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2019 06:56 PM (FhXTo)

295 Two Wongs don't show up to make a Wright.

Posted by: Philosomoron at June 10, 2019 06:56 PM (b4mxU)

296 Nood focused totes non-political investigation

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 06:56 PM (Qykmv)

297 When Trump destroys our Constitution and our democracy and re-enslaves black and yellow men??!!
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:51 PM (DuZls)


Are those the venomous ones, or is it "something something red, something dead"?

I swear, if I ever come across a coral snake, they'll find me stone dead because I was trying to remember that stupid rhyme.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)

298 287 Why do people need so many methods of birth control?

One should be enough.
Posted by: Bernie the Bolshie at June 10, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)

Well, you never know when that penis there is going to just jump up and start working over somebody.

And there's no way any real woman could ever keep her knees together for more than, say, two days. Ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 06:56 PM (vVOK2)

299 It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.

More likely to be a lizard's tail, as many lizards can easily lose a tail as a way of escaping a predator.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

300 The future belongs to those who show up.

Posted by: bear Grylls at June 10, 2019 06:57 PM (HTIwV)

301 290: Yeah, but it should be the people who accepted the donation, not the donor. There was one case where a lesbian couple broke up/had a falling out, and the court thought the right thing to do was get the donor to pay child support instead of the lesbian who left the relationship. To me, that's wrong.

Posted by: Revenant at June 10, 2019 06:57 PM (bD2Jh)

302 330 of these whackos and Clown News Network does a story on it?

We need for a lot more losers to sign on to this movement. Birthstrikers should do a membership drive among welfare recipients, illegals, convicted felons, drug abusers, and democrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2019 06:57 PM (+lVUW)

303 Do you think the 3rd world people will stop having children? Do you think they will be extinct sooner than your pale white liberal asses?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at June 10, 2019 06:58 PM (AJ/mV)

304 Next up, they hold a gun to their own heads and threaten to shoot themselves.

I await this with with some anticipation. Except, of course, guns are a no-no for them. Hmm. Let's see...Hemlock?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 06:58 PM (xSo9G)

305 How willing is the average guy to do sperm donations so you never ever know if you have children? I'm not talking about baby daddies because they generally know. And I'm not talking about screwing around, getting laid, and not thinking about it. How willing to deliberately and knowingly donate for assured use that you will never know the children?

For me, fuck no. Wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)


Couldn't do it. It would perpetually bug me if I thought there was an unknown offspring.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 06:59 PM (y7DUB)

306 Cocaine Mitch is going to overdose on Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yxkvzbdc

Posted by: Ha at June 10, 2019 06:53 PM (MAstk)
........

Strange. I don't see any Hawaiian names on that list.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

307 45 Are Alyssa Milano's knees still being held together?
________________

I sure hope so. There are some things even I don't want to do. Servicing that crazy bitch is one of them.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano's husband at June 10, 2019 07:00 PM (k4dH2)

308 .Or refusing to give a BJ until jiz tastes like creme brulee

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 10, 2019 06:09 PM (LWu6U)

Let's get our top scientists on it!

Posted by: Shep at June 10, 2019 07:03 PM (v3UCk)

309 This is almost the identical verbal spew that came from Mike Stivic, circa 1971, when he didn't want Gloria to have children. The words 'climate change' weren't there, but the intent and hysterics were exactly the same.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun


Also at that time Paul Ehrlich was pushing some crap about population explosion and we all were going to die by a certain year, which came and went and, ta da! I'm still here. I'm still waiting for Ehrlich to apologize. I had a roommate who fell for it.
"Oh, noes, we're all gonna die from overpopulation."

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2019 07:04 PM (+lVUW)

310 Can't we take out the possibility of them changing their minds and have them sterilized?

Posted by: TheHoser at June 10, 2019 07:06 PM (v3UCk)

311 Donna Brazille doing what she does - telling Fox News that when the DNC was 'hacked' she fully cooperated with fed investigators and urged RNC to do so as well.

Saying there should be laws that when a campaign is approached by foreign agents that they report it....


Opposite World day every day.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 10, 2019 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

312 I for one will not TOLERATE people playing soccer with newborns!

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 06:06 PM (DuZls)

Beats the shit out of what they want to do with them before they get out of the womb.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 10, 2019 07:08 PM (v3UCk)

313 "Oh, noes, we're all gonna die from overpopulation."

Yeah, nobody goes to that place, its too crowded.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 07:13 PM (lD3vL)

314 299 It wiggled. It was a snake's tail. Don't know there the head and rest of the body are.
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More likely to be a lizard's tail, as many lizards can easily lose a tail as a way of escaping a predator.


although, usually, they just forget that they left them in their other pants.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 07:21 PM (sGtp+)

315 global warming made my trip to the beach super cold this weekend, also I saw some yellow leaves. Which is odd.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 10, 2019 07:28 PM (JziUy)

316 330 undateable women have already signed up!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 10, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)

317 Living without Leftists is like swimming without an an grand piano.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 10, 2019 07:32 PM (nRj4F)

318 313 "Oh, noes, we're all gonna die from overpopulation."

...

My parents literally only had two kids because they were convinced in the 60's and 70's that this was the case. My dad has a phd in biochemistry which apparently makes him a complete pushover for someone who claims to be a scientist and makes some sort of claim.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 07:35 PM (yL25O)

319 Pretty convenient for a bunch of feminazis that have virtually no chance at landing a man (or even a woman interested in in-vitro, for that matter) that have any interest in impregnating said feminazi.

Your "birth strike" is like a vegetarian going on a meat strike.

Posted by: deadrody at June 10, 2019 07:43 PM (dLeGy)

320 Meanwhile, in Afghanistan.....
Meanwhile, in Baltimore...(but I repeat myself)

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 10, 2019 08:04 PM (uK3b3)

321 I'd guess that most of these folks believe--or at least think they do--in evolution, and yet don't seem to believe that we'll evolve to fit any change in the climate. Humans are incredibly adaptable. Outside of crazies like this, I'm not really worried about the species.

Posted by: Waldo Butters at June 10, 2019 08:50 PM (DJU8k)

322 Hey cool, look! A self-editing genepool

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Posted by: faith kathy at June 11, 2019 04:02 AM (4KSzn)

324 Does that mean a blow job is out of the question ?

Posted by: Pounce on this at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (YaDgx)

325 No babies, I understand that. But I still have a quick question:
Are these women still, you know, putting out?
Just curious.

Posted by: mikee at June 11, 2019 11:29 AM (xcC0Y)

326 Birthstrike!
Leftists causing leftists to be extinct.
Because abortion isn't quick enough....

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 11, 2019 11:54 AM (V47nk)

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