Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/10/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

But here’s my question. Why do the companies that sell “not meat”—Frankenfoods made from plant cells and/or vegetable cocktails—spend millions of dollars to make it look exactly like meat? Wouldn’t that be a contradiction in vegetarian philosophy? “I’ve decided to chew leaves the rest of my life, but I want all the leaves to look like hot dogs.” Joe Bob Briggs


Quote II

"Your mom made her choice, and we're all here with the consequences of that choice." Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA)


Quote III

“Congress continues to fail us. Not only blocking the president’s efforts but actually passing a bill this week that would give two and a half million Dreamers amnesty, a signal to illegals that not only will they let you in and pay for food, housing, education, medical and travel, but sooner or later they’ll give you amnesty after they release you into the interior proving yet another incentive for illegals to cross,” Judge Jeanine Pirro

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Please pass the popcorn. This could be interesting. Imagine AOC debating Kirsten Gillibrand or Chuckie Schumer.

Ocasio-Cortez Might Be Looking At Senate Run Against Schumer Or Gillibrand


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Police use of DNA leads to backlash, changes to big database

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — After California detectives used a popular online DNA database to track down a suspect in the decades-old Golden State Killer slayings, other police agencies quickly adopted the same technique.

Since that case was cracked last year, at least 50 other killings and rapes have been solved nationwide by using partial DNA matches to find suspects’ relatives, whose identities can lead to arrests. But complaints about invasion of privacy have produced a backlash, leading the Florida-based database known as GEDmatch to change its policies.

The nonprofit website’s previous practice was to permit police to use its database only to solve homicides and sexual assaults. But its operators granted a Utah police department an exception to find the assailant who choked unconscious a 71-year-old woman practicing the organ alone in church. The assailant’s DNA profile led detectives to the great-uncle of a 17-year-old boy. The teen’s DNA matched the attacker’s, and he was arrested.


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Not content to let brewers be, the State of New Jersey needs more regulations.

Last week, New Jersey regulators pumped the brakes on the state's craft beer industry. The state's Alcohol Beverage Control board (ABC) issued a special ruling that restricts breweries in the state in a number of ways—including who, what, when, and how they can serve.

The new rules replace others the ABC had planned to adopt last year. Facing pushback from brewers, the ABC decided to pull back and ponder the rules.

James Graziano, acting ABC director, said in a statement announcing the new rules that the ABC chose to work with "the very few, very vocal licensees who felt their views were not adequately represented." Yet after all that pondering and listening to breweries, the special ruling itself notes that it's "substantially similar" to the 2018 ruling.

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Quite the sale price on this hip piece of clothing, only $1,311.00. Hey, it had been $2,850.00.


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Not all Democrats favor Paste Eating Uncle Joe Biden.

In case you haven't noticed, President Obama's former chief campaign strategist David Axelrod has been going hard at Joe Biden of late. Starting on Friday, Axelrod knocked Biden's "flip-flop-flip" over his longstanding support for the Hyde amendment, which bans federal funding for most abortions.


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Parents of students which attend Washington D.C.'s most prominent private school are acting up.

The motto of Sidwell Friends School, the hyperselective “Harvard of Washington’s private schools,” is simple and lofty. “Eluceat omnibus lux”—Latin for “Let the light shine out from all.” But bright lights sometimes illuminate the worst in people. Last month, shocking behavior by parents may have led two of the school’s three college counselors to leave their jobs.


School officials have repeatedly warned parents, who represent the pinnacle of elite Washington, about their offensive conduct. In January, the head of the school, Bryan Garman, sent a remarkable letter to parents of seniors in which he demanded that they stop “the verbal assault of employees.” He also reiterated a policy banning them from recording conversations with counselors and making calls to counselors from blocked phone numbers. Garman also suggested that some parents were responsible for the “circulation of rumors about students.”

Anger, vitriol, and deceptiveness have come to define highly selective college admissions. In the now notorious Varsity Blues scandal, the desire from wealthy parents to get their children into such elite institutions as Yale and the University of Southern California led them to lie on applications and obtain fake SAT scores. At Sidwell Friends, one of America’s most famous Quaker schools, the desire manifested itself in bad behaviors—including parents spreading rumors about other students, ostensibly so that their children could get a leg up, the letter said.


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Bernie Sanders 1 Wal-Mart 0.

When Bernie Sanders crashed Walmart’s shareholder meeting Wednesday and lectured executives on how they should run their business, CEO Doug McMillon should have laughed him out of the room for his ill-informed claims and for pushing a minimum wage hike that would hurt the very people it’s supposed to help.

Instead, McMillon waved the white flag.

He told the company’s owners that the current federal minimum wage is “too low” and that “it’s time for Congress to put a thoughtful plan in place to increase the minimum wage.”

Let’s look at what Sanders claimed in his remarks.

Right off the bat, he displayed his ignorance of how publicly traded companies work. “Despite the incredible wealth of its owner,” Sanders said, “Walmart pays many of its employees starvation wages.”


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We have all heard, "There is no difference between the two parties." Unfortunately for us it is true with several congressmen.

5 Republicans Who Voted for Amnesty Bill Also Voted for Gun Control a Few Months Ago

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The ONT Musical Interlude


I want to thank CBD for subbing for me here at The ONT. Here is a long distance dedication to the foodie himself, CBD.

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Don't shoot Alexa or the police. 1st Runner Up, Genius Award Winner.

NEW PORT RICHEY — Two Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies were wounded early Saturday in a gun battle that started after a man shot at his wife's Amazon Alexa smart speaker.

Deputies arrived at 7349 Humbolt Ave. after a woman called 911 around midnight to report a domestic dispute between her parents. Peterson had shot at her mother's Alexa, the daughter told deputies. The couple had been known to fight but usually their arguments did not escalate to calling the police, Nocco said.


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Be careful "dating" when using an app. Genius Award Winner.

A Greenwich Village man was allegedly robbed by a date he met on Grindr — but told cops he couldn’t scream for help because he had “a jock strap and ball gag in his mouth,” police sources said Monday.

Police responded to a call of a home invasion robbery around 3 a.m. Saturday at the 26-year-old victim’s apartment on Greenwich Street, police said.


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Where there is smoke, there is fire and heroes. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A 90-year-old woman in Tulsa, Oklahoma, was rescued by four young heroes after a fire consumed her bedroom and she was unable to escape on her own.

Catherine Ritchie said she was in the bathroom getting ready for bed when she turned around and saw her bed on fire. She attempted to put out the fire but quickly gave up, called 911 and hit her emergency call button.

"The smoke was so bad, I couldn't see to get out of my room," she said.

That's where her heroes come in.

Four boys between the ages of 14 and 17 were in a nearby home when they noticed the smell.


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1 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Wot Says Oy Critic ... at June 10, 2019 10:00 PM (LPnfS)

2 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 10:01 PM (CLcKT)

3 Yosemite?

Evening Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

4 th!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:03 PM (AZxMX)

5 burp

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at June 10, 2019 10:04 PM (9HuGt)

6 Four boys between the ages of 14 and 17 were in a nearby home when they noticed the smell.

You have got to stop giving me hope for the future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:04 PM (AZxMX)

7 Hi

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 10:04 PM (13CQC)

8 At first, I was wondering "What kind of man would wear that shit?"

Then I looked closer.

That ain't no man.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

9 burp
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French


Well, that Grey Poupon can be a mite strong ...

Posted by: Adriane the Wot Says Oy Critic ... at June 10, 2019 10:05 PM (LPnfS)

10 That dad is a genius. Wish I had thought of that.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:05 PM (aXucN)

11

I want my steak to look like a rutabaga.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 10:05 PM (aKsyK)

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Quite the sale price on this hip piece of clothing, only $1,311.00. Hey, it had been $2,850.00.
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So is this the latest in fishing wear for men in Wisconsin?

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

13 MH with the ONT.. Top 10 maybe.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 10, 2019 10:06 PM (+ldAm)

14 Nope.. read too much content.. ha.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (+ldAm)

15
You know what's extra fun about AOC running for NY Senator?

That's Chelsea Clinton's seat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (13CQC)

16 I got nothin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

17 Tonypete, is it a shim?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

18 read the cONTent

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (dm05u)

19 sherube

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (B+t5k)

20 This pud's not going to fluff itself, Stelter!

Posted by: Jeff Zucker's Pud at June 10, 2019 10:08 PM (oVJmc)

21 Hipster shirt looks like it would hold about 80 cans of beer.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 10, 2019 10:08 PM (8AONa)

22 That's a lovely dedication to CBD, MisHum. I'm sure he couldn't think of a better way for you to thank him.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:08 PM (aXucN)

23 time for a nap

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 10:09 PM (B+t5k)

24
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:11 PM (Ughof)

25
Is that a dude? I guess so, since the neeples are showing.

Anyway that thing looks like another whatsXisname, Andrej Pejic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:11 PM (NMAzL)

26 "It's amazing how stupidity can fill in the holes of ignorance."

I just had to say it. It's my new quote that makes me sound smart. Although "amazing" is getting to be less of a differentiator these days.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 10:11 PM (VQAMj)

27 The model wearing the soda bottle connector "shirt" looks suitably sullen.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 10:11 PM (4HMW8)

28 Dad has to do whatever works, even when extreme measures are necessary.

Kinda like PDT.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2019 10:12 PM (EZebt)

29 did that shirt come off a 100 beer pack ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 10:12 PM (B+t5k)

30 12
Quite the sale price on this hip piece of clothing, only $1,311.00. Hey, it had been $2,850.00.
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So is this the latest in fishing wear for men in Wisconsin?
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

No wonder why BoSox fans are detested.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

31 I love that dad's note to his kid!

Trust but verify.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

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At first, I was wondering "What kind of man would wear that shit?"

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At least he wore it better than that dolphin with the six-pack rings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 10:13 PM (13CQC)

33 The thing about "not meat" is that the motivation behind it is a guarantee that it's going to be unhealthy for you.

It's made by people who are convinced that humans should never eat meat, and that we need to have a meat substitute for all those idiots who are too weak-willed to stop eating it.

So it will not have ANYTHING in it that is required to keep you alive.

Sorry, assholes. We need meat. And your substitute will NOT have the things my body requires.

Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 10:13 PM (hEma3)

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I don't know if I''d call that extreme. Just imagine what R. Lee Ermey would do to some punk playing and X-box all day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:13 PM (NMAzL)

35 22 That's a lovely dedication to CBD, MisHum. I'm sure he couldn't think of a better way for you to thank him.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:08 PM (aXucN)


It was, wasn't it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

36 Which Dem candidate is Axelrod working for in his attacks on Biden?

Moochelle's bff Kamala?

Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2019 10:14 PM (geIq4)

37 It shouldn't be a great meat of engineering to make a vegetable meat substitute that looks like the "meat" Arby's offers...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 10:14 PM (CLcKT)

38 Parents of students which attend Washington D.C.'s most prominent private school are acting up.

Wait. You're telling me DC is a bad place that manufactures bad people?

GET OUT OF DAH CITY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2019 10:14 PM (cXV7n)

39 Hillbitch

Posted by: CMU VET at June 10, 2019 10:15 PM (C+wjz)

40 5 Republicans Who Voted for Amnesty Bill Also Voted for Gun Control a Few Months Ago

Guess how I knew that Brian Fitzpatrick was involved?

That mofo needs to be primaried, complete with Sarah Palin-style bullseyes on his face.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

41 Doesn't look like you'd do well in a sword fight with that chainmail outfit..

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 10, 2019 10:15 PM (flINI)

42 That shirt looks like production waste from some stamping machine. At least it's getting recycled.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 10:15 PM (HaL55)

43 36 Which Dem candidate is Axelrod working for in his attacks on Biden?

Moochelle's bff Kamala?
Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2019 10:14 PM (geIq4)

It's simple.
Who has the most money?
Because that greasy sleaze bag is in it for the $$$$

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

44 You all probably know this, but Sidwell Friends school is where the Obama gils went.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:16 PM (aXucN)

45
Re John Dean. As G. Gordon Liddy used to say, he's a little mouse who wants to grow up to be a rat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:17 PM (NMAzL)

46
makes you wonder what MSU does in their "Meat Laboratory" what we may or may not have broken in to as part of the MiMoMe festivities

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:17 PM (Ughof)

47 The model wearing the soda bottle connector "shirt" looks suitably sullen heroin-addled and butt-shagged out!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 10:11 PM



FIFY!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)

48 A Greenwich Village man was allegedly robbed by a date he met on Grindr - but told cops he couldn't scream for help because he had "a jock strap and ball gag in his mouth," police sources said Monday.


And this will go in the file for 'Attacks on Gay Men' as if it wasn't gay-on-gay, or a really dumb decision by the first gay guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (oVJmc)

49 Axelrod knows Biden is DOA against Trump, I bet he's still playing the field - waiting to see who has cash and a chance.

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (25Dt7)

50 44 You all probably know this, but Sidwell Friends school is where the Obama gils went.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:16 PM (aXucN)

Didn't Webb Hubbells offspring attend that school as well?

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (7bcfy)

51 Power Dads for the win!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (438dO)

52 Jane D'oh -- Your husband is lucky the doctors identified his Type 1 diabetes so quickly. A friend of mine went round and round with her doctors for nearly three years before the doctors finally diagnosed her as a Type 1.

The problem with diabetes is the dieticians. Yes, diabetics tend towards more heart issues than non-diabetics. The dieticians have a knee jerk reaction to the idea of heart issues, totally skip over the diabetes, and insist diabetics follow a very strict heart diet -- which happens to be the exact wrong thing.

When I was first diagnosed with diabetes, I couldn't understand why my blood sugar was never below 170. After all, as the dietician had ordered, I had eliminated every bit of fat from my diet. I finally woke up to the fact that neither meat nor fat contained any carbs. It was everything else that was driving my blood sugar up.

Good luck to you and your husband.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 10, 2019 10:19 PM (5+J7M)

53 Funny. In the early to mid 90s while i was a teenager our mom would hide the stupidly long phone cord we had to use to get on the internets as punishment. Then when she wasnt home I'd unhook the monolithic computer, haul it out to the kitchen table, and run the stupidly long windy phone cord from the actual kitchen telephone over to the computer.

Posted by: MST3K at June 10, 2019 10:19 PM (9N+85)

54 Didn't Webb Hubbells offspring attend that school as well?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (7bcfy)
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Chelsea? Yes, indeedy. And hello CaliGirl!

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (aXucN)

55 Hey everybody.

Always remember Jay Leno's classic joke...

"In a survey, 30% of the people who tried online dating reported that it was a great experience, they really liked it.

The other 70% are still missing."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

56 makes you wonder what MSU does in their "Meat Laboratory" what we may or may not have broken in to as part of the MiMoMe festivities
Posted by: AltonJackson


Moo-ogenics.

That chicken-cow genetically engineered.....creature!

Whatever it was.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (S6Pax)

57 The vegetarians and vegans scold the rest of us for our inhumane food choices. Then consume artificial foods that look like the foods they abhor.

Why does this scenario bring to mind the transgender movement?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

58 I love CUllifornia giving medical to illegals. Enjoy bankruptcy fuckers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (i5w/I)

59 I finally woke up to the fact that neither meat nor fat contained any carbs. It was everything else that was driving my blood sugar up.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

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*cough - Keto - cough*

My cardiologist swears by it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

60 Police use of DNA leads to backlash, changes to big database

God forbid we find criminals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (YqDXo)

61 MST3K, you knew radio shack sold that cord?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 10:21 PM (25Dt7)

62 Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (aXucN)

Right back at you my friend!

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:21 PM (7bcfy)

63 That's a "man", baby!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2019 10:22 PM (uL22A)

64 59 I finally woke up to the fact that neither meat nor fat contained any carbs. It was everything else that was driving my blood sugar up.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

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*cough - Keto - cough*

My cardiologist swears by it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)


Your cardiologist doesn't know shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 10:22 PM (YqDXo)

65

Stand behind the log and cast out into the pond and catch fish until your arm falls off.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 10, 2019 10:22 PM (KATBx)

66
Didn't Webb Hubbells offspring attend that school as well?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (7bcfy)


Why yes she did.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

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Sidwell Friends is a microcosm of everything that is wrong with elite American culture.

I'd like to take that whole bunch and their spoiled larvae and put them down in some Deliverance like setting. Make 'em live in some shack with no running water.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:22 PM (NMAzL)

68 Your cardiologist doesn't know shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Okay, have it your way.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)

69 God forbid we find criminals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (YqDXo)


Comrade, never forget that you serfs are all criminals, we just haven't fabricated your crime yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (AZxMX)

70 A Greenwich Village man was allegedly robbed by a date he met on Grindr- but told cops he couldn't scream for help because he had "a jock strap and ball gag in his mouth," police sources said Monday.

I'm kind of surprised he reported it to police. He could have accepted the financial loss and not suffered the humiliation of knowing that the cops were going to sit in some cop bar after work and laugh at him with all their cop friends. Then go home and laugh at him with their wives, relatives, or girlfriends.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

71 Axelrod knows Biden is DOA against Trump, I bet he's still playing the field - waiting to see who has cash and a chance.
Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (25Dt7)


Greasing the skids for big Mike Obama.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)

72 I ate meat, and look where it got me!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

73 The model wearing the soda bottle connector "shirt" looks suitably sullen heroin-addled and butt-shagged out!

He'll have the easiest 'transition' ever.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:24 PM (Z1eux)

74 >>> 56 makes you wonder what MSU does in their "Meat Laboratory" what we may or may not have broken in to as part of the MiMoMe festivities
Posted by: AltonJackson


Moo-ogenics.

That chicken-cow genetically engineered.....creature!

Whatever it was.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (S6Pax)


*shudders*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 10:24 PM (0ReGO)

75 67
Sidwell Friends is a microcosm of everything that is wrong with elite American culture.

I'd like to take that whole bunch and their spoiled larvae and put them down in some Deliverance like setting. Make 'em live in some shack with no running water.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:22 PM (NMAzL)


Or that movie a few years ago where a bunch of environmentalists got stranded in the Amazon jungle. I never did see it, but the trailer sure looked like fun.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

76 72
I ate meat, and look where it got me!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)


Which fruit or vegetable did it look like?

Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2019 10:25 PM (geIq4)

77
I bet his cardiologist has a Mossberg 500 & a crossbow, too

probably thinks the South started the war & puts carrots in his chili

prefers Mrs.Howell...

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (Ughof)

78 So is this the latest in fishing wear for men in Wisconsin?

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)


It is a call back to those curtains we used to make out of pull tabs from those old beer cans.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (hSQmw)

79 He'll have the easiest 'transition' ever.

I'm pretty sure it probably dropped off already due to embarrassment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (HaL55)

80 I like the organic meat myself. You know, cows.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (VQAMj)

81 Lol, what a good dad.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (Rz2Nc)

82 prefers Mrs.Howell...
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (Ughof)
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Admit it. The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN)

83 27 The model wearing the soda bottle connector "shirt" looks suitably sullen.
Posted by: Emmie Oakley


You'd be sullen too if you didn't know what gender you are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

84 Okay, have it your way.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)


Srsly, I'd find another cardiologist. Laymen think all physicians channel the word of God. They don't. Why do you think people solicit a second opinion? Your cardiologist could have been at the bottom of his class, for all you know.

Ask your cardiologist this question: what proportion of cholesterol derives from diet?

Answer: 15%. The other 85% is endogenous, i.e., biosynthetic. If he whiffs on that question, move on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (YqDXo)

85 >> The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.

And she was loaded. Get rid of Thurston, and a guy could have it made in the shade.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (NMAzL)

86 Your cardiologist doesn't know shit.


No, but his gastroenterologist does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 10:28 PM (oVJmc)

87 I like the organic meat myself. You know, cows.
Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (VQAMj)


*furiously scribbles notes*

So, we talkin' carbon-based?

Posted by: MSU Meat Lab at June 10, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)

88 MST3K, you knew radio shack sold that cord?

I wasnt old enough to drive quite yet and online ordering was a pipe dream

Posted by: MST3K at June 10, 2019 10:28 PM (9N+85)

89 82 prefers Mrs.Howell...
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:26 PM (Ughof)
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Admit it. The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN)

What would a 29 year old chick know about us old guys?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

90 Sorry, assholes. We need meat. And your substitute will NOT have the things my body requires.

Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019


And vegetarians know this. I know three vegetarians who feed their kids meat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

91 Anybody been reading how Ted Cruz and AOC are gonna be working together on anti-lobbying legislation?

Would love to be a fly on that wall when they try and talk to each other...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)

92 The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN)


BRB!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:29 PM (AZxMX)

93 >> The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.

And she was loaded. Get rid of Thurston, and a guy could have it made in the shade.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (NMAzL)


I'm worried. You're making too much sense.
Made. In. The. Shade.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (aS1PU)

94 86 Your cardiologist doesn't know shit.

No, but his gastroenterologist does.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 10:28 PM (oVJmc)


Make that "proctologist" and you've got something.

Srsly, physicians are like economists. There are at least as many opinions as they are practitioners. To take any one of them as Gospel is ridiculous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (YqDXo)

95 Didn't Webb Hubbells offspring attend that school as well?
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (7bcfy)


Why yes she did.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Without checking, I'd bet my paycheck that Chelsea Clinton did too.

You remember Chelsea, she was the one who said that she and her parents referred to their SS guys as 'Our pet pigs'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (xSo9G)

96 36 Which Dem candidate is Axelrod working for in his attacks on Biden?

Moochelle's bff Kamala?
Posted by: davidt


Rested and ready. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

97
You will find the insulin index of red meat is not zero. Your body regularly metabolizes protein into glucose (which may get further converted into fat).

Now, it's not as bad as something loaded with fast carbs, but there is non-zero glucose impact of protein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (NMAzL)

98 91 Anybody been reading how Ted Cruz and AOC are gonna be working together on anti-lobbying legislation?

Would love to be a fly on that wall when they try and talk to each other...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)

If that meeting did take place the fly on the wall would probably the smartest of all involved.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

99 The LGBTQWERTY crowd is all in a huff because teh Vatican has released the stunning and shocking decision that there are two genders, you don't get to pick the one you want and, sex between male and female results in offspring.
Oh the horror.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 10, 2019 10:30 PM (TkuZ0)

100 Admit it. The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN)

But, she is so high maintance.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 10:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

101 Posted by: Monica
hey, at least you didn't swallow.

Totally off topic I met a Monica last weekend. She pronounced it Moneeca. Most Monicae I've met since 1999 have gone by the middle name if that name was also female. Or Muñeca if Hispanic.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 10, 2019 10:31 PM (ykYG2)

102 ♪ Ace is the place with the helpful ONT ♪

That pic up top, it's just like the view out my.. um.. rugged cliffs, pine forests, clear mountain stream... well, okay... but, there is a big old oak tree recently fell down there by the graveyard...

* slinks off to peruse the content *

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 10, 2019 10:31 PM (E9ede)

103 DJG- I like my guy. He comes highly respected. With his guidance, my health has markedly improved and all my heart issues are gone. My numbers are all in the normal to good range. Sleep apnea gone.

I've had my share of idiot physicians. My GP is one. I'm replacing him currently.

Perhaps you are right. But until I found this guy, I was a physical wreck. I'm not now.

I do appreciate your input however. I'll ask him your question.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (Y4EXg)

104 I had the Beyond Meat hot Italian sausage tonight. It was okay. It helped that I made spaghetti with it and I can do some spaghetti. With sauce, grated cheese, al dente pasta etc, it was decent. I would say it would fool a drunk guy who was used to poor cooking growing up if you didn't tell him it was fake. The negative things that stood out were the slightly off texture, the funny smell, and the lack of that oily mouth feel you get from Italian sausage.

I had the Impossible Burger a while back and it was probably a better fake. Most I have heard from so far think the Impossible Burger is a better attempt at real meat. That one was pretty close when you cover it in all the standard hamburger components. I think they went a little crazy with the smoke flavor but that was likely by design. If you add enough smoke flavor you wont catch many off tastes or any other tastes. I would like to try that one again since something didn't agree with me that night. I won't say it was the burger after one try but I haven't craved the thing since. It was cool to try, but there have been many real burgers since.


Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (n13/j)

105 >> But, she is so high maintance.

She could maintain herself with all that dough. All you'd have to do is provide Paolo services, and the rest takes care of itself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (NMAzL)

106 Bill don't care about the dumpy hausfrau halfwit Congresscreature from CA disparaging him and his mom.

Bill is mad because he's spent months trying to drag these lunatics back to the center, and he's afraid of being painted into a corner as a Reich-wing pro-life white male by this gravel-voiced, shovel-faced mouth breather. Which is exactly what she was doing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (5aX2M)

107 I hate you.

Yes...you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (wYseH)

108 Anybody been reading how Ted Cruz and AOC are gonna be working together on anti-lobbying legislation?



Would love to be a fly on that wall when they try and talk to each other...


Who's going to be the translator, I wonder? Gonna be a whole lotta 'splainin' going on by Cruz cause you know she doesn't have a clue about how anything works out here in the real world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)

109 what if . . . that extremely childish tweet from Ol Joe to his BFF Barack was not a pathetic and immature attempt for attention, but instead was . . . A threat?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (hSQmw)

110 Doctors hate engineers as patients. They look at you like, "Hey, who the hell are you to ask questions? No one questions a Doctor!"

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (VQAMj)

111 It's great when you appreciate what you have:

https://youtu.be/qgqfavi8jk4?list=RDqgqfavi8jk4

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

112 The older you guys get, the better Mrs. Howell looks.

That's what I love about these Gilligan's Island girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Posted by: Wooderson watching reruns at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (HK0vs)

113 But, she is so high maintance.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 10:31 PM (Rz2Nc)
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Oh, I don't know about that. She was a pretty good sport. Remember The Honeybees?

https://youtu.be/Sz7gr4hSkNQ

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (aXucN)

114 Life in Woke America.

From Twitter-

A rural, transgender, fat activist is having some roommate issues:

To the people ignoring the words I actually used in this thread: I'm talking about my asshole roommate who is not involved in any org who shot a fucking hole in the floor of my apartment this weekend after ages of lecturing me on how the left needs to arm itself.

Worse yet, the transgender person can't go to the cops, because the perpetrator isn't straight:

I actually kind of wish the person who has terrorized me with a gun most recently was cis because then I might feel more comfortable protecting myself legally. As it stands I just have to run because she's going to end up killing one of us or the cats with her bullshit

However, I did discover a new level of intersectionality and wokeness on this thread:

a huge problem is how cismale (and white) online communism tends to be. it's all revering masculine professions (mining, manufacturing, building) and ignoring how often these are the same people doing or supporting the oppression.

Communism! No longer woke enough!

Soviet propaganda should have idolized fat, disabled people, rather than burly proletarians.

It gets worse. Ever notice how socialist propaganda portrays the workers as thin, and the capitalists as fat? Bad, bad, bad.

People need a refresher on how socialists have repeatedly used fat as a metaphor for the various evils of capitalism in both art and literature. Seriously? Seriously.

The person writing this has 13,000 followers on Twitter.








Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

115 Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (n13/j)

With enough onions, garlic and cheese you can make just about anything tolerable.

Or as I like to say at restaurants, "It served its purpose"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

116 91 Anybody been reading how Ted Cruz and AOC are gonna be working together on anti-lobbying legislation?

Would love to be a fly on that wall when they try and talk to each other...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)


No, but if he gives that stupid bint the time of day it doesn't reflect well on his judgment.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

117 Or Muñeca if Hispanic.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 10, 2019 10:31 PM (ykYG2)


I can't tell if you're goofing or if that's really a name people choose.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

118 Or Muñeca if Hispanic.

Doesn't that mean doll? That seems even worse.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (CE5C/)

119
not to impugn the noble Mossberg 500...we shot the shit out of my 500 20ga on Saturday... only to lose it crossing the Cedar on the way to the Mexican food place

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (Ughof)

120 It is a call back to those curtains we used to make out of pull tabs from those old beer cans.
Posted by: Kindltot
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I assumed that it was based on Marston mat.
http://tinyurl.com/y6kwqkq7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 10:36 PM (CDGwz)

121

Youtube is still good for science vids. Scott Manley has an excellent channel and put up a vid recently breaking down Chernobyl. It's good.

He said it's speculated the reactor was at 300GW at the time of explosion.

300,000,000,000 watts.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (z8c2c)

122 Or Muņeca if Hispanic.

Doesn't that mean doll? That seems even worse.
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (CE5C/)


I prefer Manteca.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

123 We need meat. And your substitute will NOT have the things my body requires.

Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 10:13 PM (hEma3)


Real-looking synthetic dildos prove we do not need actual meat.

Posted by: Every Lesbian Out There at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (Y8PSl)

124 107 I hate you.

Yes...you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (wYseH)


LMAO

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

125 18 Or Muņeca if Hispanic.

Doesn't that mean doll? That seems even worse.
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (CE5C/)

I thought that means doll too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (7bcfy)

126 A little pick-me-up. From Jeff Lynne's 2014 Hyde Park concert. The little blonde who plays the violin is a cutie plus the 'rons will love her outfit.

https://tinyurl.com/yydq4guf

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (jm1YL)

127 Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (n13/j)



With enough onions, garlic and cheese you can make just about anything tolerable.



Or as I like to say at restaurants, "It served its purpose"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
As with non de-veined shirmp, shrimp is so good people will eat shit if it is wrapped in enough shrimp.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (n13/j)

128 Doesn't that mean doll? That seems even worse.
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (CE5C/)

I prefer Manteca.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)


Or the diminutive form, Mantequilla.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

129 Hate is such a strong word.

Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (aXucN)

130 I had the Impossible Burger a while back and it was probably a better fake.

Number of hours mankind has spent trying to make believable vegetables out of meat: 0.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (lK7fO)

131 Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (Ughof)


There are a lot of us here who are disappointed in you. You should know better than to travel in canoes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

132 Or Muneca if Hispanic.

Doesn't that mean doll? That seems even worse.
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:35 PM (CE5C/)

I prefer Manteca.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

Me too!

Posted by: Miguel Moore at June 10, 2019 10:39 PM (n1lxx)

133 Barbecue sauce is what my officemate drowned all his leftover lunches in. He bought the big jumbo bottles. I could never see what he was eating but it must have been nasty.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 10:39 PM (VQAMj)

134 You know what's extra fun about AOC running for NY Senator?



That's Chelsea Clinton's seat.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 10:07 PM (13CQC)


Battle of the Titans. The stars will shiver when they clash.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 10:39 PM (hSQmw)

135 AOC vs. Kirsten Gillibrand goes to AOC. I'll put cash on that right now.

When Gillibrand first ran for the House, she was a take-one-for-the-team losing candidate, until those 911 calls to her opponent's house became known. That was 2006, when just being a Democrat was practically enough to win. All Gillibrand said was "I'm against domestic violence" and she sailed to a win.

Then Hillary Clinton got appointed secretary of state, and Gillibrand got appointed to the Senate to fill her seat.

In the last twelve years, Kirsten Gillibrand hasn't done anything. At least Ocasio-Cortez is kind of famous.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2019 10:40 PM (ta49A)

136 Oh, I don't know about that. She was a pretty good sport. Remember The Honeybees?

https://youtu.be/Sz7gr4hSkNQ
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:33 PM (aXucN)

Reinforces, Mary Ann is the correct choice.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 10:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

137 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at June 10, 2019 10:40 PM (JFzNN)

138 Engineers like to make lists. That doesn't mean that said list is medically useful.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at June 10, 2019 10:40 PM (gSgAd)

139
Natalie Schafer, Mrs. Howell, died in 1991 at the age of 90, I see. She was born in 1900, same as a great uncle of mine.

Here's a picture of young Mrs. Howell:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4vsc82k

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:40 PM (NMAzL)

140
--
Please pass the popcorn.
Imagine AOC debating Kirsten Gillibrand or Chuckie Schumer
-----------------

I'm not sure what she would "debate" them on, other than who can be the most evil and still make it politically advantageous.

To be fair, that IS essentially the democrat strategy for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: irright at June 10, 2019 10:40 PM (RVcmP)

141
I do appreciate your input however. I'll ask him your question.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 10:32 PM (Y4EXg)


My son lost 45 lbs on Keto. He looks 15 years younger. He visits a cardiologist regularly because of his medical history on his dad's side.

It's important to follow the path that leads to your best health. The American diet is ridiculously high in carbs--even "good" carbs.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

142 71 Axelrod knows Biden is DOA against Trump, I bet he's still playing the field - waiting to see who has cash and a chance.
Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 10:18 PM (25Dt7)

Greasing the skids for big Mike Obama.
Posted by: DR.WTF


I don't think she wants the job.
Unless someone could assure her that she would get to do absolutely no work, just enjoy the perks and money.

Oh, wait. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2019 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

143 I love CUllifornia giving medical to illegals. Enjoy bankruptcy fuckers.

California state and local governments have a trillion dollar unfunded pension liability, so of course they are going to use the extra state revenues from an economic boom to create a new, permanent entitlement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

144 you can be called a cute little doll, or a fat c@cksucker. i think most chicks would prefer the former

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 10, 2019 10:42 PM (ykYG2)

145 Alabama's governor signed a chemical castration bill. This should put a fix on pervs whose victims are 13 or younger. (I'd prefer for all pedophiles to be hanged by the balls till death.)

But Alabama makes me happy. Some winning today.

Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (kDwCy)

146 not to impugn the noble Mossberg 500...we shot the shit out of my 500 20ga on Saturday... only to lose it crossing the Cedar on the way to the Mexican food place
Posted by: AltonJackson


And that SKS, too.

Sad! Shibumi liked shooting the SKS

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (S6Pax)

147 Or as I like to say at restaurants, "It served its purpose"

That's a much more mannerly version of the saying I heard for years. Much. More. Mannerly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (HaL55)

148 What's the deal with those BirthStrikers? I mean, they take two words, capitalize the first letter on both, then mash them together into one word with a capital letter at the beginning and another one in the middle. That's just 1990s-level pretentious.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (ta49A)

149 Quite the sale price on this hip piece of clothing, only $1,311.00. Hey, it had been $2,850.00.


*******

That can't be right. That tunic is at least 80% off.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (mvenn)

150 Had a urinary tract doctor who was on the heavy side. His hobby was weather forecasting. He was a meaty urologist.
Kept a pet hen & chicks in his entrance hallway. It was a chicken mother foyer.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (ThuQF)

151
I used to tell the family that I seasoned the cast iron with manteca, 'cause they would freak out if I used lard

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Ughof)

152 People need a refresher on how socialists have repeatedly used fat as
a metaphor for the various evils of capitalism in both art and
literature.
Seriously? Seriously.


No, seriously, there were very few fat homodolor and labor camp victims. I mean, yes, Maduro, Diaz-Canel and Kim are chubby, but do you really want to base your vision of the proletariat on that model?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 10:44 PM (hSQmw)

153 Battle of the Titans. The stars will shiver when they clash.
Posted by: Kindltot


Or just shaking with laughter.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:45 PM (S6Pax)

154 141
It's important to follow the path that leads to your best health. The American diet is ridiculously high in carbs--even "good" carbs.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


I've noticed that hospital food is loaded with carbs and sugar.

The most charitable assessment is that they don't know what they're doing.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

155 I used to tell the family that I seasoned the cast iron with manteca, 'cause they would freak out if I used lard
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Ughof)

That's funny

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 10, 2019 10:45 PM (n3/CH)

156 Something feelgood to perk up your Monday. If you were alive in the 90's you've probably heard of Jewel who has just this amazing pitch-perfect angelic voice.

So there's this practical joke video called "undercover karaoke" where Jewel gets a makeover as a shy, homely office lady and proceeds to blow away a bunch of unsuspecting people at a karaoke bar by singing some Jewel. One of my favorite videos. Good joke and a nice payoff. I can't believe it's a decade old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv1VhrtYRo

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 10:46 PM (uEbPt)

157 but do you really want to base your vision of the proletariat on that model?

Socialism is an excellent cure for morbid obesity.

Diabetes rates will plummet!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

158 I had the Impossible Burger a while back and it was probably a better fake.



Number of hours mankind has spent trying to make believable vegetables out of meat: 0.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 10:38 PM (lK7fO)

yeah it is a joke. I find the entire enterprise to be Millenial absurdity. But Beyond Meat is valued as of tonight at over $10 BB. I had to try it to see if I was missing something. The thing I can't judge is how many Millennials will stick with this stuff for planet saving purposes. This reminds me of the libs that supported the Dixie Chicks after their controversy. Sure, buy a few records and go to a few concerts, but you either like country or you don't. No one is going to keep buying something they don't like and pay more than for the real thing. Then again, how many rice cakes have been sold in this country over the years?

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 10:46 PM (n13/j)

159 Had a urinary tract doctor who was on the heavy side. His hobby was weather forecasting. He was a meaty urologist.
Kept a pet hen & chicks in his entrance hallway. It was a chicken mother foyer.
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (ThuQF)


Hey Shecky, how's the veal tonight?

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 10:46 PM (aS1PU)

160 you can be called a cute little doll, or a fat c@cksucker. i think most chicks would prefer the former
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 10, 2019 10:42 PM (ykYG2)


Incidentally, the Capital Area District Libraries has dolls available to check out. This topic came up just this past Saturday at the restaurant. No joke.

http://tinyurl.com/yy8m4rhq

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

161 That ain't meat, baby

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 10:46 PM (R6g1s)

162
the SKS...

a million screamin' china-men can't be wrong

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:47 PM (Ughof)

163
I don't think I've ever heard Natalie Shafer's real accent. Mrs. Howell, like Thurston, used that "Locust Valley Lockjaw" snobbish variant of the mid-Atlantic accent.

Jim Backus could do that to perfection. He used that accent in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World before Gilligan's Island Thurston Howell character.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:47 PM (NMAzL)

164 Answer: 15%. The other 85% is endogenous, i.e., biosynthetic. If he whiffs on that question, move on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's when they stick you on Lipitor and you get kidney stones

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 10:48 PM (25Dt7)

165 He said it's speculated the reactor was at 300GW at the time of explosion.

Enough to power half of the United States' electrical demand for this hour.

Briefly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

166
All I can say is I went low carb, lost over 50 pounds, my blood levels are quite normal and I haven't suffered any ill effects that I have noticed.

But when Her Majesty tried it she didn't lose much weight at all. For reasons unknown, this made her very annoyed with me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 10:48 PM (Wx/+I)

167 No way that boy in the hole shirt is ever going to compete with Bangkok tranny boys. They would laugh and giggle at him.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2019 10:49 PM (WSVNe)

168 147 Or as I like to say at restaurants, "It served its purpose"

That's a much more mannerly version of the saying I heard for years. Much. More. Mannerly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (HaL55)


Going out to eat was once one of our favorite guilty pleasures. It no longer is, the meals are usually in the "served its purpose" category. The service usually falls into the "No wonder why you only make minimum wage category"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

169 Frank Sinatra saved my life once. 3 guys was beating down.Frank comes by, says, "That's enough boys".

Posted by: Shecky at June 10, 2019 10:49 PM (ThuQF)

170
a million screamin' china-men can't be wrong
Posted by: AltonJackson


No, just kind of loud.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:49 PM (S6Pax)

171 I've noticed that hospital food is loaded with carbs and sugar.


probably they think that "easily digestible" trumps "good for you" when you're hospitalized.

I can digest red meat but ONLY with significant time - which means I need to eat it no later than lunch, or I'm not going to sleep a wink.

people in the hospital aren't exercising, they need to stay quiet, so they probably lean towards foods that are calmer on the tum.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 10:50 PM (Rarvo)

172 Jean, How does Oct in Tx sound to you?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 10:50 PM (R6g1s)

173 He said it's speculated the reactor was at 300GW at the time of explosion.

300,000,000,000 watts.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams
----------

Here, hold my beer. Let's see what this baby will do.

Posted by: Ivan at June 10, 2019 10:50 PM (xSo9G)

174
The most charitable assessment is that they don't know what they're doing.
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 10:45 PM (sdi6R)


They don't. Look where 50 years of government-approved dietary advice got us.

I eat a high fat diet diet. I can eat some carbs because I get vigorous exercise almost everyday. If I am injured or can't exercise, I cut out carbs immediately.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

175 Cause and effect - how do it work?

Anybody ever point out to these "open borders" loons that millions and millions of illegal aliens drive down wages? $15 ain't nothing compared to what it would be, and without any legislation. Stupid fuckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2019 10:51 PM (feFsi)

176 Jean, How does Oct in Tx sound to you?
Posted by: Ben Had


I like New York in June

How about you?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:52 PM (S6Pax)

177 Frank Sinatra saved my life once. 3 guys was beating down.Frank comes by, says, "That's enough boys".



I heard the same story about Donald Trump.

Posted by: Miklos, true, but no link at June 10, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

178 he couldn't scream for help because he had "a jock strap and ball gag in his mouth,"

Well, hey, who hasn't been there at least once, amirite?

Also, good evening, everyone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 10, 2019 10:53 PM (lR0HG)

179 $1300 for that "fashion?"
People are fools. Complete fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 10:53 PM (axyOa)

180 Bozo, How about you meet a lot of other Horde in TX?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 10:53 PM (R6g1s)

181 I go to an OD doctor, rather than an MD. Works for me. I really just think she is the right Dr. for me wether she was an OD or MD.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 10:53 PM (Rz2Nc)

182 ''I like New York in June

How about you?''

I like a Gershwin tune, how about you?

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 10:54 PM (jm1YL)

183 It's possible that Donkey-Chompers could beat Gillebrand. Both are dumber than a pile of rocks but AOC is much younger, has big boobs, is a minority, and has the advantage of a cult following and dumber than dirt free shit army voters.

Schumer is basically akin to taking on Meyer Lansky so Donkey-Chompers might want to back off from that.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2019 10:54 PM (0Ntuf)

184 That can't be right. That tunic is at least 80% off.
Posted by: Muldoon

You can that at AutoZone for 25 bucks.

Posted by: Miklos, without coupon even at June 10, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

185 Stupid fuckers.

You assume that we want American workers happily employed with high wages.

That's not how it works at all.

Posted by: Cloward-Piven at June 10, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

186
People are fools. Complete fools.

Posted by: Diogenes


Nonsense.

*sips Smart Water*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 10:55 PM (Wx/+I)

187
While rating a rocket's power output is a bit hard to do to get a meaningful number, the Saturn V's first stage, the S-IC had a peak power output of somewhere around 150GW.

That number is sort of meaningless, as it has to do with the kinetic energy being thrown out the nozzle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

188 That sign is a classic. Thanks, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Great for teenagers. I'm sending it on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (u82oZ)

189 Anger, vitriol, and deceptiveness have come to define highly selective college admissions. -- including parents spreading rumors about other students, ostensibly so that their children could get a leg up

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

We figured she was rich, loaded to the hilt
And we figured she had class like the Vanderbilts
'Cause we had heard for years how she was so well reared
How was we to know they meant the way she was built

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Posted by: Sitwell Dad at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (WSVNe)

190 I heard the same story about Donald Trump.
Posted by: Miklos, true, but no link at June 10, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

Ever hear of Arkancide bwah? (hic, shart) Hold MY beer.

Posted by: !Hillary! (hic, shart) at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (gAVXW)

191 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 10:53 PM

You have all of your medical needs handled by your ophthalmologist?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (lR0HG)

192 Going out to eat pretty much just sucks now. There's a few good places I still like but they've (miraculously) been good for 10 and 20 years. Other restaurants either slid downhill, closed, or always sucked.
And the chains? Mediocre reheats. At one time - a long time ago - Chili's was actually pretty good. Same with Uno's. Now? Bleh.

One thing I will heartily recommend is if you have an Original Pancake House (not IHOP) within 80 miles of you, try it someday! OMG just the absolute best if you like that kind of thing.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (uEbPt)

193 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2r4v7bn

https://tinyurl.com/y3auepym

https://tinyurl.com/yxlj9alp

https://tinyurl.com/y4295nn7

https://tinyurl.com/y3c4tlqa

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (0Ntuf)

194 He said it's speculated the reactor was at 300GW at the time of explosion.

This gives me a great idea for Back to the Future IV (featuring Marion McFly, Doc Emma Brown, and a converted Tesla Model X).

Posted by: well-paid screenwriter at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (HK0vs)

195 That can't be right. That tunic is at least 80% off.
Posted by: Muldoon
-------

We wouldn't take it, even on closeout.

Posted by: Kohls at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (CDGwz)

196 Bozo, How about you meet a lot of other Horde in TX?
Posted by: Ben Had

Hogmartin speaks highly of you.

Hogmartin is more than a little unbalanced, though.

Especially after the encounter in the Meat Lab, last Saturday.
The Meat Lab. At Michigan State.

Texas? I have to bring Shibumi along. She and I are a pair, you know.

Where in Texas? I hear it's a big place.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (S6Pax)

197 ''Schumer is basically akin to taking on Meyer Lansky so Donkey-Chompers might want to back off from that. ''

Yes. The Occasional Cortex might want to back away from thoughts of dethroning Cryin' Chuck.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 10:58 PM (jm1YL)

198 A little pick-me-up. From Jeff Lynne's 2014 Hyde Park concert. The
little blonde who plays the violin is a cutie plus the 'rons will love
her outfit.


Yes. Yes, she is. Had to look her up: Chereene Allen. Definitely a 1. She has a very nice smile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 10:58 PM (HaL55)

199 While rating a rocket's power output is a bit hard to do to get a meaningful number, the Saturn V's first stage, the S-IC had a peak power output of somewhere around 150GW.

Pfff.

That number is sort of meaningless, as it has to do with the kinetic energy being thrown out the nozzle.


Ditto.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2019 10:58 PM (oVJmc)

200 We wouldn't take it, even on closeout.
Posted by: Kohls
----------

This.

Posted by: TJ Max at June 10, 2019 10:58 PM (CDGwz)

201 Walmart managers make over 100k a year and they come up through the ranks.

Posted by: Sitwell Dad at June 10, 2019 10:58 PM (WSVNe)

202 300 GW is like a chuck of the sun.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 10:59 PM (VQAMj)

203 More Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5fhyvbp

https://tinyurl.com/yxt7uwhm

https://tinyurl.com/y49jplj8

https://tinyurl.com/y37nzm6q

https://tinyurl.com/y6n4ule7

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2019 10:59 PM (0Ntuf)

204 a million screamin' china-men can't be wrong
Posted by: AltonJackson


The Brigitte Bardot of le Chine?

N'exist pas

Posted by: Miklos, agreeing for once with 59 million Frenchmen at June 10, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

205 Thrust, it's all about thrust.

Posted by: Dr. Robert Goddard at June 10, 2019 10:59 PM (CDGwz)

206 The thing in the queer shirt looks like he should be getting gunned down by Sean Connery in Zardoz.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2019 11:00 PM (oVJmc)

207 Where in Texas? I hear it's a big place.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (S6Pax)


Just drive around Texas yelling "WHERE THE MORONS AT" out the window. That's my plan.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:00 PM (t+qrx)

208 JG- I like my guy. He comes highly respected. With his guidance, my health has markedly improved and all my heart issues are gone. My numbers are all in the normal to good range. Sleep apnea gone.

Fair enough, Tonypete, and I rejoice (seriously, not sardonically) in your improved health.

Re physicians, let me play devil's advocate aka contrarian asshole here. Highly respected ...by whom? For what? On what basis? These are apposite questions, it would seem. Remember Rasputin was highly respected, too. (I'm not casting any aspersions here on your cardiologist, far from it, but my point is that popular regard is a dodgy basis for reposing faith in someone.)

Now I go to physicians as well, and I weigh their advice heavily. Not 100% credence, but heavily, nonetheless. I was referred to a cardiologist for shortness of breath (turned to be allergies, but never mind) who on reviewing my blood work mumbled something about cholesterol. I posed the question above to him, and was met by ... crickets.

Here's the thing. Most cholesterol is biosynthetic, i.e., synthesized by the body. Only 15% is dietary. Since most biosynthetic pathways are under feedback control, presumably (I don't know), ingesting less dietary cholesterol would up-regulate the biosynthetic pathway to maintain homeostasis. (Homeostasis is a central theme in physiology. Think temperature: 98.6. A degree or two above or below is a cause for concern.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 11:00 PM (YqDXo)

209 You have all of your medical needs handled by your ophthalmologist?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (lR0HG)

No, Osteopathic Medicine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 11:00 PM (Rz2Nc)

210 ''Yes. Yes, she is. Had to look her up: Chereene Allen. Definitely a 1. She has a very nice smile.''

I noticed the cameraman "looked her up" too. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 11:00 PM (jm1YL)

211 Four boys between the ages of 14 and 17 were in a nearby home when they noticed the smell.

Were they robbing the nearby home at the time?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 11:01 PM (aKBUi)

212
Just drive around Texas yelling "WHERE THE MORONS AT" out the window. That's my plan.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:00 PM (t+qrx)


Just how big do you want this Mome to be?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

213 Walmart managers make over 100k a year and they come up through the ranks.
Posted by: Sitwell Dad
-----------

Yeah, if were seeking business advice, I'd go to Bernie Sanders. Bwahahahahahahahah...

Or maybe, Jane Sanders. Bwahahahahahahah...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz)

214 Catherine Ritchie said she was in the bathroom getting ready for bed when she turned around and saw her bed on fire


Another smoking will kill you story.

Posted by: Sitwell Dad at June 10, 2019 11:01 PM (WSVNe)

215 Just drive around Texas yelling "WHERE THE MORONS AT" out the window. That's my plan.
Posted by: hogmartin


Good plan! (facepalm)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 11:02 PM (S6Pax)

216 Thrust, it's all about thrust.
Posted by: Dr. Robert Goddard at June 10, 2019 10:59 PM (CDGwz)


*sulks*

Posted by: F-111B at June 10, 2019 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

217 Where in Texas? I hear it's a big place.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative


Texas?

Large, very large

Posted by: Miklos, witha Blithe Spirit at June 10, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

218 >> 300 GW is like a chuck of the sun.

A very tiny chunk. Solar output is 3.8*10^26 W. That's 380 yottawatts.

300GW = 3*10^11. So 300GW is about ~10^-15 of Old Sol's output.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:02 PM (NMAzL)

219 The vegetarians and vegans scold the rest of us for our inhumane food choices. Then consume artificial foods that look like the foods they abhor.

Why does this scenario bring to mind the transgender movement?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

--------------------

The latest tofu concoction looks and tastes like tran?

Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 11:03 PM (GNk5/)

220 {{{Publius!!!}}}


Give my love to Miley!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

221 It's important to follow the path that leads to your best health. The American diet is ridiculously high in carbs--even "good" carbs.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


What IS a carbohydrate, pray tell?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 11:03 PM (YqDXo)

222 The latest tofu concoction looks and tastes like tran?
Posted by: Undocumented

----

I'm pretty sure no one here would be able to definitively answer that.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)

223 The look on the face of that model wearing the hole shirt is what I imagine a seagull looks like when it becomes entrapped in a plastic six-pack ring.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (mvenn)

224 A Portland radical (who ran for mayor and got ten percent of the vote) on the ecological advantages of homelessness:

If you're not counting our unhoused neighbors as a "frontline community" in the climate crisis, you're not thinking about this correctly.

They are LIGHT YEARS ahead of housed people in understanding its impacts and could be leading on solutions if we made it so.

...
Unhoused folks are ahead of the curve in disaster prep, resilience, low-carbon mobility, reducing consumption...list goes on and on.

The human feces and needles littering the sidewalks are just a triviality.

That's the unacknowledged objective of the Green New Deal - if you want to reduce people's carbon footprint, the easiest way to do it is to make people a lot poorer. (Except for the ruling class, of course.)

Being homeless will just be part of the New Green Lifestyle - those evil bougies currently living in houses will just have to learn how to live in a tent - For The Planet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

225 Your mom made her choice, and we're all here with the consequences of that choice

***
See, everyone knows what abortion actually is.

Some people just don't care.

Banality of evil and all that.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)

226 Bozo, bringing Shibumi was a given.


Corsicana , Texas Oct 18/19th.

Gunz, gunz and more gunz.

Of course the food is awesome too.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (R6g1s)

227 Texas?

Large, very large
Posted by: Miklos, witha Blithe Spirit

It's just plain big.

Deep in the heart of Texas.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (S6Pax)

228
Homeostasis is a central theme in physiology. Think temperature: 98.6. A degree or two above or below is a cause for concern.)

Think of your body as, say, the climate. A degree or two above and your temperature will accelerate uncontrollably to 125 and you'll burn up in horrible agony.

So you need to let your betters tell you what you must eat. It won't be pretty but sacrifices must be made

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (Wx/+I)

229
Texas?

Large, very large
Posted by: Miklos
----------------------

Just keep it up. We'll split in two and make you the third largest sate.

Posted by: Alaska at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (CDGwz)

230 Or maybe, Jane Sanders. Bwahahahahahahah...
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Look.

I got a whole stack of blank Honorary Doctorates from Burlington College.

Special price.

Posted by: Miklos, accredited all to hell in every damn thing at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

231
I'm pretty sure no one here would be able to definitively answer that.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)


You never know...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

232 213 Walmart managers make over 100k a year and they come up through the ranks.
Posted by: Sitwell Dad
-----------

Yeah, if were seeking business advice, I'd go to Bernie Sanders. Bwahahahahahahahah...

Or maybe, Jane Sanders. Bwahahahahahahah...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz)


Actually more colleges should employ Jane Sanders.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

233 Quite the sale price on this hip piece of clothing, only $1,311.00.


******

Wow! Thirteen hundred bucks for the hole thing?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (mvenn)

234 So is this the latest in fishing wear for men in Wisconsin?
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

Looks like a net for catching suckers. And it works!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 11:06 PM (WG6O9)

235
Hey Ladyl, Miley is sitting right next to me. I'll try to get her to say hi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:06 PM (NMAzL)

236 While rating a rocket's power output is a bit hard to do to get a meaningful number, the Saturn V's first stage, the S-IC had a peak power output of somewhere around 150GW.

That number is sort of meaningless, as it has to do with the kinetic energy being thrown out the nozzle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

---------------
Impulsively I would say this will require a bit more specificity.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 11:06 PM (GNk5/)

237
Of course the food is awesome too.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (R6g1s)

Are those who are unfamiliar with guns welcome?

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

238 For all their "punch a Nazi" talk, it never ceases to amaze me how many far leftists look like they could have/would have been actual Nazis.

There's a moment on that Maher panel where it cuts to each person after he says "cutting room floor" and they're all thinking at that point about a dead baby - they can see the naked truth of their position in its full glory - and you can just see it in their eyes. The unshifting, unquestioning, callous, vacant soullessness.

All that's missing from them is the ironed uniform and sharp looking hat. And it's barely missing.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (uEbPt)

239 While rating a rocket's power output is a bit hard to do to get a
meaningful number, the Saturn V's first stage, the S-IC had a peak power
output of somewhere around 150GW.



That number is sort of meaningless, as it has to do with the kinetic energy being thrown out the nozzle.


There's an awful lot of it. Just one of those engines would shake the walls in the apartment seven miles away from the test stand up in Huntspatch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (HaL55)

240 This gives me a great idea for Back to the Future IV (featuring Marion McFly, Doc Emma Brown, and a converted Tesla Model X).

Posted by: well-paid screenwriter at June 10, 2019 10:57 PM (HK0vs)


With the added bonus the bad guys no longer being Libyan terrorists but MAGA hat wearing conservatives carrying nooses taunting Marion with a Subway sandwich.

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (Y8PSl)

241 Bozo, Corsicana is the middle of Texas and when you have 600 acres around you, that is freedom.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (R6g1s)

242 Hi ONT

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (GBteo)

243 I got a whole stack of blank Honorary Doctorates from Burlington College.

Special price.
Posted by: Miklos
-----------

Got 'em on closeout?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (CDGwz)

244 And that c*** has the nerve to bring the Lord's name into it, may she burn.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM (uEbPt)

245 Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me


I see the Irish have shown up to spread cheer on the ONT. As it is still Monday for another hour or so, here's a link to "S--- That Every Irish Person Complains About."

Will help you understand why Bahston has an Irish problem as well as a Red Sawx problem.

https://tinyurl.com/y6zmzugr

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 10, 2019 11:08 PM (pPNCa)

246 Impulsively I would say this will require a bit more specificity.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 11:06 PM (GNk5/)


Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

247 Anybody ever point out to these "open borders" loons that millions and millions of illegal aliens drive down wages?

That is my standard answer now to anyone whining about traffic, health-care, quality of life, taxes, crowding, debt, etc.

"Hey, you preferred to have open borders. You made your choice."

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 11:08 PM (aKBUi)

248 -
--
a million screamin' china-men can't be wrong


Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 10:47 PM

-----------------------------------

Don't want to be the weepin Wang Fang here, but the fact is that many of them scream, many of them say I am god, and many of them are wrong.


Posted by: a REALLY popular Chinese whore at June 10, 2019 11:08 PM (RVcmP)

249 I'm pretty sure no one here would be able to definitively answer that.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)


You never know...
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)


Who's Tran?

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 11:08 PM (aS1PU)

250 Got 'em on closeout?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

More like repo

Posted by: Miklos, always intense at June 10, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

251 600 acres, isn't that a section?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2019 11:09 PM (WSVNe)

252 LadyL , absolutely. The Horde is best at conversation.

I will warn you that 12 hours is the least we have been able to manage.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:09 PM (R6g1s)

253
{{{Publius!!!}}}





Give my love to Miley!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

I'll accept that love in person! Love to you too, my dear!
We've been wallowing in glorious rain down here. The soil is sucking it up like a sponge.
Seems as though deer raided the neighbors' gardens pretty severely. That gives us a headstart to get some deer fence up before our seeds sprout (in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:09 PM (NMAzL)

254 Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Whiskey rhymes with several of those lines how did it get forget ten

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:10 PM (25Dt7)

255 >>> 237
Of course the food is awesome too.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (R6g1s)

Are those who are unfamiliar with guns welcome?
Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

Yes!


... and some of the Morons like to bring enough to share ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:10 PM (0ReGO)

256 Are those who are unfamiliar with guns welcome?

That problem will be corrected.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 11:10 PM (aKBUi)

257
Seems as though deer raided the neighbors' gardens pretty severely. That gives us a headstart to get some deer fence up before our seeds sprout (in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:09 PM (NMAzL)


Dahlin!

I hope the stuff you planted was spared the deer damage!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

258 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (IuPpm)

259 Hi ONT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Now we get to hear about another chick nobody fucked.

Posted by: Miklos, re-reading the large print version of the same story at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

260 224
That's the unacknowledged objective of the Green New Deal - if you want to reduce people's carbon footprint, the easiest way to do it is to make people a lot poorer. (Except for the ruling class, of course.)

Being homeless will just be part of the New Green Lifestyle - those evil bougies currently living in houses will just have to learn how to live in a tent - For The Planet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG)


It's transparently obvious to anyone who is paying the slightest attention.

And of course, people "living rough" will get sick and die a lot sooner than people living in comfortable houses. Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (sdi6R)

261

Gilligan's Gripe - a limerick

This whole deal is rather absurd
I'd sure like to flip him the "bird"
I clean and mop his floors
And do all his other chores
I can't stand Thurston Howell, the turd!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (mvenn)

262 Anybody been reading how Ted Cruz and AOC are gonna be working together on anti-lobbying legislation?



Ted could have a fun time speaking only Spanish to her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (yQpMk)

263
The latest tofu concoction looks and tastes like tran?
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 11:03 PM (GNk5/)


Hannibal Lector is BACK in Red Drag Queen!!!

(In theatres, November, 2019)

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (hSQmw)

264 '' Hi ONT
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:07 PM ''

You know all these years I've not payed attention to you nic. I'd glance at it and thought it looked vaguely something Ancient Greek. Then I took the time to say it out loud......

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (jm1YL)

265
Bozo, Corsicana is the middle of Texas and when you have 600 acres around you, that is freedom.
Posted by: Ben Had

Corsicana is a city in Navarro County, Texas, United States. It is located on Interstate 45, some 58 mi south of downtown Dallas. The population was 23,770 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Navarro County.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (S6Pax)

266 *kicks back to watch Wrath of Khan*

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (ZLHhA)

267 All that's missing from them is the ironed uniform and sharp looking hat. And it's barely missing.
Posted by: ... at June

Shiny boots?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (25Dt7)

268 252 LadyL , absolutely. The Horde is best at conversation.

I will warn you that 12 hours is the least we have been able to manage.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:09 PM (R6g1s)


Wonderful!

It might also be a chance for me to learn something about, well you know, those scary metal things.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

269
You can also get a peak power number for the S-IC by the peak F*v value during the burn. IIRC, you get 110 million HP or something like that. That's the mechanical power accelerating the rocket.

Another impressive number is getting the Saturn V payload in orbit took enough energy to power NYC for 75 minutes. You can thus get an average power over the whole flight to orbit from that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (NMAzL)

270 Now we get to hear about another chick nobody fucked.
Posted by: Miklos, re-reading the large print version of the same story at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

Ouch.

No nightly report tonight. haha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (GBteo)

271 Of course the food is awesome too.

Doing the roast pig again ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (aKBUi)

272 The word "vegetarian" comes from the Ojibway word meaning "clumsy hunter".

Pretty sure.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (kLxSO)

273 You know all these years I've not payed attention to you nic. I'd glance at it and thought it looked vaguely something Ancient Greek. Then I took the time to say it out loud......
Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (jm1YL)

.

It's the beauty of it -- doesn't look offensive until you really think about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (GBteo)

274 I was ball tagged and ready to be ass fucked but then the date went wrong!


Wtf

Posted by: Ha at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (MAstk)

275 Yes!


... and some of the Morons like to bring enough to share ...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Yes, she does like to share with her guns.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (S6Pax)

276 The TX contingent will bring enough armory that you will be able to shoot anything you ever wanted to try.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (R6g1s)

277 Shiny boots?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (25Dt7)

Ok you got me.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (uEbPt)

278 Who's Tran?

------------------

Just some Vietnamese guy in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Husane O'barkee at June 10, 2019 11:14 PM (GNk5/)

279 300 GW= 400 Million Horsepower.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 11:14 PM (VQAMj)

280 "Hey, you preferred to have open borders. You made your choice."

Hey - lots of advantages to open borders: it makes life in the United States less pleasant, which increases resentment; and lowers wages, which increases resentment.

Most importantly, it undermines the rule of law - normalizing illegal immigrants by giving them driver's licenses, and "free" medical care, etc., helps enshrine the principle that the law will no longer treat everyone equally, but rather that preferred groups will be treated quite differently legally than non-preferred groups.

Posted by: Cloward-Piven at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

281 276 The TX contingent will bring enough armory that you will be able to shoot anything you ever wanted to try.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (R6g1s)


You are very kind.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

282 Tonypete, your cardiologist sounds refreshingly up to date. I'm surprised he's allowed to recommend Keto, since it runs counter to the low fat, high carb, government diet dogma.

As DJG pointed out, avoiding the consumption of cholesterol has little effect on blood cholesterol levels. It looks like the body produces most of the cholesterol, and it seems to be related to the amount of insulin that must be produced in response to carb intake.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (4HMW8)

283
300GW is one femto-Sol.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (NMAzL)

284 The word "vegetarian" comes from the Ojibway word meaning "clumsy hunter".

Pretty sure.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 10, 2019 11:13 PM (kLxSO)

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Esquimaux for "shit eater".

Posted by: Husane O'barkee at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (GNk5/)

285 ''300 GW= 400 Million Horsepower.''

How does that convert to hamster power?

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (jm1YL)

286 No nightly report tonight. haha
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Sorry, man.

ONT IS FOR CLOSERS

Posted by: Miklos, getting closer at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

287 300 GW= 400 Million Horsepower.
Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 11:14 PM (VQAMj)


That's a lot of oats.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (aS1PU)

288 And of course, people "living rough" will get sick and die a lot sooner than people living in comfortable houses. Feature, not a bug.

If you are not in the nomenklatura, that is your problem, Comrade.

Posted by: Cloward-Piven at June 10, 2019 11:16 PM (I2/tG)

289 Hey there, Helena Handbasket! Very nice to meet you the other day, thanks for coming out. Hope you had a nice visit.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:16 PM (t+qrx)

290 While rating a rocket's power output is a bit hard to do to get a meaningful number, the Saturn V's first stage, the S-IC had a peak power output of somewhere around 150GW.

That number is sort of meaningless, as it has to do with the kinetic energy being thrown out the nozzle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

---------------
Impulsively I would say this will require a bit more specificity.
Posted by: Undocumented

Or testing a lot more testing

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (25Dt7)

291 Dahlin!



I hope the stuff you planted was spared the deer damage!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

Publius planted last week, 1-2 days before the rain started. It was bone dry out there.
I call the field plants "God's children" since no one irrigates down here. I'm a helicopter parent, so I jealously guard my yard plants (tomatoes and flowers) and water them religiously. Any deer that comes after them will become a venison roast PDQ.

Publius calls weeds "the Devil's children." We bought a new hoe to take care of them, once they sprout in the next week.
The hoe has a 15 year guarantee. That's a lot of hoeing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (NMAzL)

292 282 Tonypete, your cardiologist sounds refreshingly up to date. I'm surprised he's allowed to recommend Keto, since it runs counter to the low fat, high carb, government diet dogma.

As DJG pointed out, avoiding the consumption of cholesterol has little effect on blood cholesterol levels. It looks like the body produces most of the cholesterol, and it seems to be related to the amount of insulin that must be produced in response to carb intake.
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (4HMW

Well, I'm not in to science or anything like that, but I know I *personally* feel much better eating low carb / high fat and protein diet, and intermittent fasting.

Like I went out to brunch with some friends this weekend and could barely eat anything. I'm just not hungry in the morning.

This start your day with a fuckton of carbs thing is definitely a myth started by Big Cereal.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (GBteo)

293 Shiny boots?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (25Dt7)

Ok you got me.
Posted by: ...

We like cages!

Posted by: Go-Go dancers at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

294 That's a lot of oats.
Posted by: DR.WTF
---------

Watch where you step.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (CDGwz)

295 BBof F'ing Joy, we are doing cabrito, roasted and on the half shell oysters, buffalo and beef burgers.

Friday night is the chiles relleno feed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (R6g1s)

296 Sorry, man.

ONT IS FOR CLOSERS
Posted by: Miklos, getting closer at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

I know, I know.

It's not been my best run lately.

As our God Emperor would say, "not proud of it, believe me, believe me."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (GBteo)

297 I'll be gob-smacked if a MG-42 showed up. Would need to win a lottery to afford the ammo and have it all linked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (ZLHhA)

298 He said it's speculated the reactor was at 300GW at the time of explosion.

300,000,000,000 watts.




Captain, reactor room reports 50,000% possible, but not recommended.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (yQpMk)

299 400 Million Horsepower.
Posted by: pawn

Hitler could have won, if the Nazis had perfected that.

Posted by: Miklos,of the Horse Artillery at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

300
Headline: "Newly restored historic sailing ship crashes and sinks days after relaunch"

It was not Vasa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 11:19 PM (Wx/+I)

301 " We bought a new hoe to take care of them, once they sprout in the next week.--------------------------------------------

..


Hey I once brought a new hoe home.


Her name was Kamala!

Posted by: Willie Brown at June 10, 2019 11:19 PM (MAstk)

302 I have to say this as a lifelong relatively boobless B-cup (but perky!) woman: that's fashion for an indistinguishable-from-dude person.

Whatever that's called now. Lattice for manchest. Manchest-positive, I guess?

Posted by: La belle Justine at June 10, 2019 11:20 PM (EMx6k)

303 My cholesterol is routinely very good - high HDL, low LDL - but when I consume more butter, my total and bad cholesterol goes up. I think everyone's body is just different. Maybe dietary cholesterol isn't everything but it is definitely part of the equation for a significant number of people. No I don't like statins and don't think I would take them or let my family take them.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (uEbPt)

304 There are ads that show this AMAZING looking lobster pot pie from Harry & David. I want it. I want it to look like the picture and taste as good as it looks!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (a4qVe)

305 284



Esquimaux for "shit eater".
Posted by: Husane O'barkee at June 10, 2019 11:15 PM (GNk5/)


Funny, when I lived in Japan and tried to explain why "Eskimo" was being replaced by "Innu" because "Eskimo" meant 'eater of raw meat', my sashimi-loving Japanese friends were puzzled indeed.

Even more so because "innu" sounds sort of like "dog" in Japanese.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (kLxSO)

306 Solar Mass=10^30 Kg. 30-15=15 ->10^15 Kg !!!???

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (VQAMj)

307 303 My cholesterol is routinely very good - high HDL, low LDL - but when I consume more butter, my total and bad cholesterol goes up. I think everyone's body is just different. Maybe dietary cholesterol isn't everything but it is definitely part of the equation for a significant number of people. No I don't like statins and don't think I would take them or let my family take them.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (uEbPt)

I haven't been to a doctor since I was in high school, so for all I know I have stage 4 eyeball cancer.

That being said, I find that if I only consume carbs in beer form, I feel much better then when I eat a carb heavy diet. YMMV.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (GBteo)

308 Hey I once brought a new hoe home.





Her name was Kamala!

Posted by: Willie Brown at June 10, 2019 11:19 PM (MAstk)
Sundance calls her "Spank-Me." Why is that, I wonder?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (NMAzL)

309 Liberals: There are too many people on the earth. It hurts baby Gaia and causes pollution and suffering. We need to lower the population density. NOW!


Also Liberals: We need to bring more people here so that they can do our menial labor at low costs.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (WdocV)

310 Shiny boots?

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:12 PM (25Dt7)
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Ok you got me.
Posted by: ...
-----

We like cages!

Posted by: Go-Go dancers at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)


I like 1960's woke better than 20teens woke.

No mathematical symbols were harmed in this comment.

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (Y8PSl)

311 ed the deer damage!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

Publius planted last week, 1-2 days before the rain started. It was bone dry out there.
I call the field plants "God's children" since no one irrigates down here. I'm a helicopter parent, so I jealously guard my yard plants (tomatoes and flowers) and water them religiously. Any deer that comes after them will become a venison roast PDQ.

Publius calls weeds "the Devil's children." We bought a new hoe to take care of them, once they sprout in the next week.
The hoe has a 15 year guarantee. That's a lot of hoeing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (NMAzL)


It just sounds so lovely down there...

About weeds: I learned in a landscaping course that everything, including weeds, looks beautiful behind a clean, well-defined border.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

312 302


You know the rulz.

Pics.

Posted by: WUT at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (MAstk)

313 Guns N Boobs ONT Compliance Pics



You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (HaL55)

314 I know this is heresy, but women (let me be perfectly specific here - fully grown ADULT women) with smaller boobs are generally just sexier. Sometimes way sexier. Maybe because they have to work for it. Maybe something else.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (uEbPt)

315 >>> 289 Hey there, Helena Handbasket! Very nice to meet you the other day, thanks for coming out. Hope you had a nice visit.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:16 PM (t+qrx)

Nice to meet you too!

I had a great time, especially during the great Meat Lab excursion!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (0ReGO)

316 About weeds: I learned in a landscaping course that
everything, including weeds, looks beautiful behind a clean,
well-defined border.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

Weeds are whatever you don't want there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (NMAzL)

317 304 There are ads that show this AMAZING looking lobster pot pie from Harry & David. I want it. I want it to look like the picture and taste as good as it looks!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (a4qVe)



Words do not adequately express how much I love lobster...

Posted by: Ladyl at June 10, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

318 First stage of a Saturn V would consume fuel at the rate of three million autos running simultaneously. It burned oxygen at the rate of half a billion people breathing.

Excerpted from We Reach the Moon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:24 PM (ZLHhA)

319
A smaller number is the total average energy flux received from the Sun on Earth. That is on the order of 1.7*10^17W. Or 170 Petawatts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:24 PM (NMAzL)

320 I was in Publius' room this evening, and espied a collection of Hardy Boys behind his AR-15.
He's such a guy! I love that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (NMAzL)

321 The TX contingent will bring enough armory that you will be able to shoot anything you ever wanted to try.
Posted by: Ben Had

41mag

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (25Dt7)

322 314 I know this is heresy, but women (let me be perfectly specific here - fully grown ADULT women) with smaller boobs are generally just sexier. Sometimes way sexier. Maybe because they have to work for it. Maybe something else.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (uEbPt)

Might be a bit of heresy, but I kind of agree.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (GBteo)

323

I had a great time, especially during the great Meat Lab excursion!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (0ReGO)



Omg pics?

Posted by: Butt-gig at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (MAstk)

324 Weeds are whatever you don't want there.
Posted by: Miley
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Or, things that don't want you there.

Posted by: Kudzu at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (CDGwz)

325 Publius calls weeds "the Devil's children."

We laugh at your puny human efforts.

Hah! and so we laugh

Posted by: Kudzu at June 10, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

326 320 I was in Publius' room this evening, and espied a collection of Hardy Boys behind his AR-15.
He's such a guy! I love that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (NMAzL)

Ooh, not going to lie. I have a secret collection of first edition hardy boy books! Love 'em.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:26 PM (GBteo)

327 I tell you if the boobs aren't smaller then the biceps, well, I'm just not interested.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 10, 2019 11:26 PM (WdocV)

328 A smaller number is the total average energy flux received from the Sun on Earth. That is on the order of 1.7*10^17W. Or 170 Petawatts.


..


Yep.

Posted by: WUT at June 10, 2019 11:26 PM (MAstk)

329
The fuel pump on the F-1 engine was 55,000 HP, I remember. Now that was the gas turbine which turned both the fuel and LOX pumps.

And there were five of them. So, when you need over 250K HP for your fuel pumps, you know you've got a hot rod shore 'nuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:26 PM (NMAzL)

330 I'll be gob-smacked if a MG-42 showed up. Would need to win a lottery to afford the ammo and have it all linked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (ZLHhA)


Hmm.

There's an upper receiver kit to build an MG34, but you'd need to spare one of your M-16 lowers that you're not using for the belt-fed 12 gauge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PRAjroxlJI

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

331 Publius calls weeds "the Devil's children." We bought a new hoe to take care of them, once they sprout in the next week.
The hoe has a 15 year guarantee. That's a lot of hoeing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:17 PM (NMAzL)

Lol.

Tonight I told my wife I was getting a new hoe or two. She told me to make sure they send me the hottest looking hoes.

I love my wife, and her sense of humor.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

332 I had a great time, especially during the great Meat Lab excursion!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (0ReGO)



Omg pics?

They were all either under exposed, or overdone

Posted by: Miklos Capa at June 10, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

333
First stage of a Saturn V would consume fuel at the rate of three million autos running simultaneously. It burned oxygen at the rate of half a billion people breathing.

We will soon have a biopic about the woman who designed it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 11:27 PM (Wx/+I)

334
325 Publius calls weeds "the Devil's children."



Huh. I call children 'the Devil's Weeds.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 11:27 PM (oVJmc)

335 Ladyl lobsters are deeeeeelishus!! I love them on the grill with a bit of butter and a sqwitch of lemon.
(( sigh )) I'm hungry now.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:28 PM (a4qVe)

336 I know this is heresy, but women (let me be perfectly specific here - fully grown ADULT women) with smaller boobs are generally just sexier. Sometimes way sexier. Maybe because they have to work for it. Maybe something else.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM



My Brother! (Nice nic, btw...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 11:29 PM (CLcKT)

337 That being said, I find that if I only consume carbs in beer form, I feel much better then when I eat a carb heavy diet. YMMV.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:22 PM (GBteo)

LOL. I have to be careful with my diet because of Crohn's. Certain things are just off limits. A lifelong sweet tooth - but for the last 10 years I keep my sugar to less than 20g a day and sometimes much less than that. I used to be over 100g a day easy, without ever thinking about it. That's 65 pounds fewer a year of sugar. And more than a quarter of a ton since I reduced it.

I try to limit carbs but they are generally very easy on my body. I find that if I stick to just protein and fat I eventually suffer badly. If I had a choice I would go totally low carb.

When I stay completely away from sugar, I feel much better. Incidentally I miss beer so damn much but I think I'm finally just about over it.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:29 PM (uEbPt)

338 The Sierra Club was once famously pro-nuclear power. At the time lots of hydroelectric projects going on, I think that was the reasoning.

Less well known, they were also very much against illegal alien "immigration". The large donor class put an end to that. And that's really all it takes, is just a little bit of cogitation. If "environmentalists" were truly serious, they would not ignore millions of newcomers to our shores, given our energy needs.

Same thing with "feminists" and Islam. Gloria fucking Steinem should be screaming with a bullhorn on CNN every day over this shit on a daily basis.

Everything, pretty much, is a scam. It is very difficult to process this for most people, once they catch on. The leftists aren't close to that yet. This doesn't bode well.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2019 11:29 PM (feFsi)

339 Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:25 PM (25Dt7)


I want one so bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

340 338 The Sierra Club was once famously pro-nuclear power. At the time lots of hydroelectric projects going on, I think that was the reasoning.

..


From what I recall they opposed illegal immigration too.

Posted by: Ha at June 10, 2019 11:31 PM (MAstk)

341 Less well known, they were also very much against illegal alien "immigration".

Me too, amigo.

Posted by: Cesar Chavez at June 10, 2019 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

342 My Brother! (Nice nic, btw...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 11:29 PM (CLcKT)


LOL - nice hash back at ya

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:32 PM (uEbPt)

343 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. I'ma fading fast.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 11:32 PM (HaL55)

344 Everything, pretty much, is a scam. It is very
difficult to process this for most people, once they catch on. The
leftists aren't close to that yet. This doesn't bode well.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2019 11:29 PM (feFsi)
The part I can't figure out has to do with the payoff.
Seems to me the biggest benefit is the approval of other people who aren't that smart either.

Posted by: Halfwise at June 10, 2019 11:33 PM (kLxSO)

345 Alabama's governor signed a chemical castration bill. This should put a fix on pervs whose victims are 13 or younger. (I'd prefer for all pedophiles to be hanged by the balls till death.)

But Alabama makes me happy. Some winning today.
Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at June 10, 2019 10:43 PM (kDwCy)

A couple of questions come to mind:

1. is chemical castration a "one-shot" deal, or does the perp have to receive regular doses of whatever drug suppresses testosterone production?

2. given that we are constantly told that rape is not a matter of the perp being horny, but more a case of him wanting control over his victim, does castration have any effect on that? Or will the now-castrated perp blame the victim class for what has befallen him, and seek revenge upon them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 11:33 PM (WG6O9)

346 Y'all try to behave.

Good luck with that...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:33 PM (ZLHhA)

347 Everything, pretty much, is a scam.

Some find it entertaining.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 11:33 PM (VQAMj)

348 We will soon have a biopic about the woman who designed it.

Jawohl!

Posted by: The Actual Saturn-5 Designers at June 10, 2019 11:34 PM (I2/tG)

349 335 Ladyl lobsters are deeeeeelishus!! I love them on the grill with a bit of butter and a sqwitch of lemon.
(( sigh )) I'm hungry now.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:28 PM (a4qVe)

As a proud New Englander, it pains me to say this, but -- lobsters are basically just ocean bugs that serve as butter delivery devices.

Like I'll eat lobster, but I never go out of my way to buy it. Even though its dirt cheap up here in Northern New England.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:34 PM (GBteo)

350 That's the unacknowledged objective of the Green New Deal - if you want to reduce people's carbon footprint, the easiest way to do it is to make people a lot poorer. (Except for the ruling class, of course.)


==

it is funny - in ye olden days the commies used to promise the peasants that if they would rise up against the aristos then they will all live like kings

today the commies promise the affluent that if they would all rise up against the rich they will live like peasants

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 10, 2019 11:35 PM (dm05u)

351 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. I'ma fading fast.

Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 10, 2019 11:32 PM (HaL55)

Goodnight, we'll try to behave, no promises.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 11:35 PM (Rz2Nc)

352 When I stay completely away from sugar, I feel much better. Incidentally I miss beer so damn much but I think I'm finally just about over it.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:29 PM (uEbPt)

Beer is my only break from a pretty strict low / no carb diet.

To quote the Poet / Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh "I like beer."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:35 PM (GBteo)

353 Weeds are whatever you don't want there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (NMAzL)

Like darkies, for example.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at June 10, 2019 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

354 To quote the Poet / Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh "I like beer."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Shotgun!

Posted by: RBG with a Schlitz tallboy at June 10, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

355
Apollo 11 launch camera E-8 footage. This is about 30 secs of real time stretched out to see the details:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HcnmthntUo

That starts at Ignition Sequence Begin mark, which occurs at T - 8 something seconds.

The gas generators get going, and the main engines fire. You'll see the smoke and flame billowing up, then all sudden get sucked back down as the mighty F-1s get up to full power output and the exhaust velocity increases.

America, fuck yeah. That's what we used to do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:37 PM (NMAzL)

356 Less well known, they were also very much against illegal alien "immigration".

That's the point behind intersectionality - every left-wing group has to explicitly endorse the entire left-wing agenda.

If you want to preserve the sage grouse in eastern Oregon, you are required to support drivers licenses for illegal immigrants.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 11:37 PM (I2/tG)

357 Like darkies, for example.
Posted by: Margaret Sanger

"people we don't want too many of"

Posted by: RBG , verbatim at June 10, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

358 Hi y'all!

Rockies win!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 10, 2019 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)

359 330 I'll be gob-smacked if a MG-42 showed up. Would need to win a lottery to afford the ammo and have it all linked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:18 PM (ZLHhA)

Hmm.

There's an upper receiver kit to build an MG34, but you'd need to spare one of your M-16 lowers that you're not using for the belt-fed 12 gauge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PRAjroxlJI
Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)


Here's another lottery gun:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhwq4ru

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:38 PM (0ReGO)

360 Shotgun!
Posted by: RBG with a Schlitz tallboy at June 10, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

RBG, the frat dog that keeps on going.

Shotgunnin' beers and do reps of 245 on the bench.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:38 PM (GBteo)

361
Miley says to tell you all she's making our late supper, so's she away in the kitchen away from the laptop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:39 PM (NMAzL)

362 Harry, we don't "grow" lobsters here in Chicago so they are considered fancy. They are also yummy

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:39 PM (a4qVe)

363 As a proud New Englander, it pains me to say this, but -- lobsters are basically just ocean bugs that serve as butter delivery devices.

Like I'll eat lobster, but I never go out of my way to buy it. Even though its dirt cheap up here in Northern New England.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:34 PM



The lobstermen in Maine call them "bugs", as I'm sure you're aware...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 11:40 PM (CLcKT)

364 Hi wds!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:40 PM (0ReGO)

365 Miley says to tell you all she's making our late supper, so's she away in the kitchen away from the laptop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 11:39 PM (NMAzL)

I'll take some ground beef with hot sauce. Or a hot pocket.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:40 PM (GBteo)

366 No I don't like statins and don't think I would take them or let my family take them.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:21 PM (uEbPt)

There is a genetic marker that contraindicates statins for some people, at least that's what my doctor told me when prescribed a statin alternative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 11:41 PM (AZxMX)

367 Jawohl!

I read a book by one of the senior Saturn-5 designers, about the organizational challenges of the Saturn-5 program, and he noted that the project was so big that they had to change the fundamental organizational structure that they had been using since Peenemünde.

Basically, we took the entire V-2 team, and moved them to Huntsville.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 11:41 PM (I2/tG)

368 Milli Vanilli on a Monday...It's gonna be a rough week, isn't it?

Posted by: Quilp at June 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Bf3hj)

369 The lobstermen in Maine call them "bugs", as I'm sure you're aware...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 11:40 PM (CLcKT)

Yep. It's accurate.

362 Harry, we don't "grow" lobsters here in Chicago so they are considered fancy. They are also yummy
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:39 PM (a4qVe)

I mean I feel like everyone in New England is supposed to pretend we love lobster, but... idk, not really my thing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:41 PM (GBteo)

370 Now that they found a mountain of metal on the moon, we have reason to fire up those Saturn5s

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 11:42 PM (25Dt7)

371 given that we are constantly told that rape is not a matter of the perp being horny

I mean, we're constantly told that

but it isn't true at all

rape is often about being horny and aggressive. rape is in fact about sexual gratification most of the time.

the majority of victims are not "the powerful" being taken down a peg, they are simply vulnerable younger people.

there's plenty of statistics regarding this, most of which are well-hidden.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 11:42 PM (Rarvo)

372 $ 1,311.00 for a homo crab net....this planet is fucked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 10, 2019 11:42 PM (9Om/r)

373 I've put plans for a second limerick book on hold for the time being.


Dry Spell - a limerick

When writing a limerick-a-day
You run out of witty things to say
I will admit though
I'm not rolling in dough
As my daddy told me, "Rhyme doesn't pay."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:42 PM (mvenn)

374 >>> 369 The lobstermen in Maine call them "bugs", as I'm sure you're aware...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 11:40 PM (CLcKT)

Yep. It's accurate.

362 Harry, we don't "grow" lobsters here in Chicago so they are considered fancy. They are also yummy
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 10, 2019 11:39 PM (a4qVe)

I mean I feel like everyone in New England is supposed to pretend we love lobster, but... idk, not really my thing.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:41 PM (GBteo)


Not everyone here in CO goes skiing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (0ReGO)

375 If you want to preserve the sage grouse in eastern Oregon, you are required to support drivers licenses for illegal immigrants.
Posted by: The ARC of History

Driver's licenses and voter registration for the sage grouse!

Posted by: Miklos, almost giving up hope on the Soros funding at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

376 I mean I feel like everyone in New England is supposed to pretend we love lobster, but... idk, not really my thing.


I hate cheesesteaks

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (Rarvo)

377 Here's another lottery gun:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhwq4ru
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:38 PM (0ReGO)


[ NOTIFY ME WHEN BACK IN STOCK ]

Until then,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUOWOR1yMnc

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)

378 https://tinyurl.com/y6n4ule7

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2019 10:59 PM (0Ntuf)

Those women are not only well-armed; they are well-elbowed, too,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (WG6O9)

379 I mean, we're constantly told that

but it isn't true at all

rape is often about being horny and aggressive. rape is in fact about sexual gratification most of the time.

the majority of victims are not "the powerful" being taken down a peg, they are simply vulnerable younger people.

there's plenty of statistics regarding this, most of which are well-hidden.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 11:42 PM (Rarvo)

I tried to explain this to Crazy Cat Lady not too long ago when she put herself in a horribly vulnerable position. I was like "dude, you're used to being around guys like me who are willing to repress our instincts, but... a lot of guys are just horny and want to bang a chick, and don't really care if she's black out drunk."

She didn't believe me. Yay feminism!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:44 PM (GBteo)

380 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 11:33 PM (WG6O9)

Perhaps I'm an optimist, but IIRC, sulfuric acid is a chemical so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 11:44 PM (AZxMX)

381 Hi Helena!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 10, 2019 11:45 PM (/UQ/R)

382 Not everyone here in CO goes skiing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (0ReGO)

Well, the people who don't ski in CO are lame. Skiing is by far the best sport / way to pick up chicks ever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:45 PM (GBteo)

383 Everyone in Michigan likes Vernors.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:45 PM (t+qrx)

384
First stage of a Saturn V would consume fuel at the rate of three million autos running simultaneously. It burned oxygen at the rate of half a billion people breathing.

We will soon have a biopic about the woman who designed it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


And her hidden figure.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

385 Driver's licenses and voter registration for the sage grouse!
Posted by: Miklos, almost giving up hope on the Soros funding at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

I'm ok with that just so long as they vote R!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 11:47 PM (AZxMX)

386 Posted by: Quilp at June 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Bf3hj)


Hey, it will be nothing more than peace, love & understanding

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2019 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

387 As a proud New Englander, it pains me to say this, but -- lobsters are basically just ocean bugs that serve as butter delivery devices.

Like I'll eat lobster, but I never go out of my way to buy it. Even though its dirt cheap up here in Northern New England.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:34 PM (GBteo)

NE state laws make it difficult to export lobster to other states. We can only get Canadian caught lobster. Enjoy not eating your local lobster, while the multi generational fisherman families go broke.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)

388 Not everyone here in CO goes skiing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM



And not everyone in Beautiful Sunny Upscale Uptown Upstate Newyorkistan walks around like they've a long pike up their arse... Well, most of them do--but not all!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 10, 2019 11:47 PM (CLcKT)

389
As a proud New Englander, it pains me to say this, but -- lobsters are basically just ocean bugs that serve as butter delivery devices.

=====

Very tasty bugs, that's the thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 11:48 PM (13CQC)

390 today the commies promise the affluent that if they would all rise up against the rich they will live like peasants

The affluent think that they will all end up in the environmental nomenklatura, and will still be able to fly to important environmental conferences in Bali, and will receive an allocation for a car, so they can live like kings in the now-depopulated suburbs.

The don't envision themselves being the ones living in tents, after the central housing authority throws them out of their house.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 11:48 PM (I2/tG)

391 She didn't believe me. Yay feminism!


You can do something about the scourge of ignorance.


Stupidity, not so much. That is, you can do something about it, but there can't be any witnesses, and you'd better be really good at hiding the evidence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 10, 2019 11:48 PM (0bu2O)

392 I grew up in the Tidewater area of eastern Virginia. We had plenty of local seafood but no lobsters. Never really cared for lobsters nor could I fathom the love some people had for them; I prefer shrimp, mudbugs and blue crabs. Maybe it's something about the size of lobsters as I don't find them particularly tasty as opposed to the smaller crustaceans which seem to have a better 'sweetness' factor.

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:49 PM (Y8PSl)

393 >>> 377 Here's another lottery gun:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhwq4ru
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:38 PM (0ReGO)

[ NOTIFY ME WHEN BACK IN STOCK ]

Until then,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUOWOR1yMnc
Posted by: hogmartin at June 10, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)

If you win the lottery I bet they will *get* it back in stock, really fast.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:49 PM (0ReGO)

394 The F-1 team was split up into component parts. One team got the injectors, another the turbo pump, etc. Project level involved integration and incremental testing. It was a massive effort and they burned through some big bucks. Nothing like it had ever been done. The F-1 was a monster. Orders of magnitude over what they started out with.

Posted by: pawn at June 10, 2019 11:49 PM (VQAMj)

395 As my daddy told me, "Rhyme doesn't pay."
Posted by: Muldoon

Muldoon does rhymes as a biz
Ain't money, but fun's his
But said Willie Sutton
Who didn't work for nuttin'
"Cause that's where the puns is!"

Posted by: Miklos, oh lawd back in trouble at June 10, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

396 NE state laws make it difficult to export lobster to other states. We can only get Canadian caught lobster. Enjoy not eating your local lobster, while the multi generational fisherman families go broke.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)

idk, the lobster in NH is almost all from ME or NH.

McDonalds serves a McLobster Roll (seasonally) which I'm told is Canadian lobster, but I don't really do the whole fast food thing.

idk, it's like $5.99 a pound for lobster here in season.

But the lobsters in Canada are the same thing as the lobsters we get, so you're not missing anything.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:50 PM (GBteo)

397 there's plenty of statistics regarding this, most of which are well-hidden.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 11:42 PM (Rarvo)

Yep. And somehow we are supposed to ignore that serial killers aren't even about control but also about getting their sick willies off.

Once I realized that every single thing that comes out of the mouth or keyboard or pen of lefties is a dirty malicious lie (their own, or someone else's), *everything* started to make a lot more sense.

I always suspected it, even when I didn't know what the hell leftism/liberalism was, but now I embrace it as a way of life. It's like being nearsighted and putting on glasses for the first time.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 11:51 PM (uEbPt)

398 392 I grew up in the Tidewater area of eastern Virginia. We had plenty of local seafood but no lobsters. Never really cared for lobsters nor could I fathom the love some people had for them; I prefer shrimp, mudbugs and blue crabs. Maybe it's something about the size of lobsters as I don't find them particularly tasty as opposed to the smaller crustaceans which seem to have a better 'sweetness' factor.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:49 PM (Y8PSl)

I have a lot of family who live on the Chesapeake Bay -- idk, crabs aren't my favorite either.

I guess seafood is just not my favorite, if I'm being honest.

A good steak though? Can't be beat!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:51 PM (GBteo)

399 Well, the people who don't ski in CO are lame. Skiing is by far the best sport

*******

Too Spendy - a limerick

A Norwegian was seeking a thrill
A new way to slide down the hill
He said "Hey this is neat!
Strap two boards to your feet
And buy a lift ticket for three-hundred bills

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:53 PM (mvenn)

400 Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:49 PM (Y8PSl)

I like all that sheet, including cheese steaks. Sure lobster is not as flavorful as Blue Crab, but it is still damn good with drawn butter. I do find some restaurants with lobster in their name often overcook the things, and that is a travesty. I mean, you have one freaking job amirite?
I don't like kale, there I said it.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 11:53 PM (n13/j)

401 Too Spendy - a limerick

A Norwegian was seeking a thrill
A new way to slide down the hill
He said "Hey this is neat!
Strap two boards to your feet
And buy a lift ticket for three-hundred bills
Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:53 PM (mvenn)

haha, love it

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:53 PM (GBteo)

402 "Well, the people who don't ski in CO are lame. Skiing is by far the best sport "

WORD!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:53 PM (ytZdZ)

403 A good steak though? Can't be beat!



******

Yep. Beef is like the chicken of the sea...

...of the land.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:54 PM (mvenn)

404 Lobster?

Demillo's in Portland? If I recall?

My own limited experience with oversized crawfish.

Good.

Posted by: Miklos, who wears a lobster bib anyway cause AMERICA at June 10, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

405 A good steak though? Can't be beat!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:51 PM (GBteo)


Some people like a horseradish cream sauce with their roast beef. I love horseradish cream sauce with smoked mackerel or smoked sea trout. I'm a horseradish cream sauce crossover kind of guy.

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)

406 402 "Well, the people who don't ski in CO are lame. Skiing is by far the best sport "

WORD!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:53 PM (ytZdZ)

our mountains / snow in New England is okay. But out west -- yeah I'd be skiing every day.

I usually get a season pass to the local mountains here... but I would absolutely be on top of going every day if I lived out west.

To be fair, I raced in high school, and first strapped on a pair of skis and the young age of 4. I snow boarded for a while, but skiing is one of my real passions in life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (GBteo)

407 lobster used to be poor people food. Then one day someone figured out a way to make it rich guy food. That was some smart marketing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (ytZdZ)

408 I would rather my town be taken over by a gang of

[ ] lobsters

[ ] mobsters


(pick one)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (mvenn)

409
Well, the people who don't ski in CO are lame.

Seems like a pretty good reason to not ski.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:57 PM (aKsyK)

410 But the lobsters in Canada are the same thing as the lobsters we get, so you're not missing anything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:50 PM (GBteo)

I don't think I'm missing anything eating Canadian lobster rather than NE lobster. I just think NE lobstermen are losing out at some big profits because they can't sell to the states outside of the region.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

411 >>> 408 I would rather my town be taken over by a gang of

[ ] lobsters

[ ] mobsters


(pick one)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (mvenn)


[ ] hamsters

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:57 PM (0ReGO)

412 lobster used to be poor people food. Then one day someone figured out a way to make it rich guy food. That was some smart marketing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
------------

The first person to eat an oyster was starving. That's the only rational explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz)

413
I had a great time, especially during the great Meat Lab excursion!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (0ReGO)


Omg pics?

They were all either under exposed, or overdone
Posted by: Miklos Capa


https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=759412697

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 11:57 PM (S6Pax)

414 I would rather my town be taken over by a gang of



[ ] lobsters



[ ] mobsters





(pick one)


https://youtu.be/j9cBc-TQESI

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 10, 2019 11:58 PM (0bu2O)

415 The word honk is banned on facebutt apparently.

H*nk

H***

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2019 11:58 PM (rnAwa)

416 Harry,

I too raced in HS. Anytime I tell people that they're all like whaaaaa you had a HS ski team? It's like I told them I grew up on the moon or something, lol.

And I too grew up in the NE, with the shitty ice/snow mix.

Now I live out west and the worst day of the year for me is equivalent to a "good" day at Killington or Stowe.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:58 PM (ytZdZ)

417 I would rather my town be taken over by a gang of

*clicks pincer hands*

Posted by: Vinny Langostino at June 10, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

418 lobster used to be poor people food. Then one day
someone figured out a way to make it rich guy food. That was some smart
marketing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (ytZdZ)

caviar too. They would put it out for free in bars figuring it was so salty people would order more beer.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2019 11:58 PM (n13/j)

419
Seems like a pretty good reason to not ski.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------------

There are other reasons too.

Posted by: Kennedy, Bono at June 10, 2019 11:59 PM (CDGwz)

420 Harry Paratestes,

A humorous anecdote:

While on vacation in the Outer Banks, the house we were renting had to have some screens repaired due to a just recent storm. The guy fixing things talked about seafood versus meat. He said he loved seafood but sometimes you just gotta sink your teeth into some tasty, chewy steak.

Man is an omnivore -- for a reason.

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:59 PM (Y8PSl)

421 lobster used to be poor people food. Then one day someone figured out a way to make it rich guy food. That was some smart marketing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (ytZdZ)

Story I heard (unverified by me) is that lobster used to a staple of prisoner diet in Boston, until the prisoners rioted because they could no longer stand it. Probably the butter was not from grass-fed cows?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 12:00 AM (AZxMX)

422 Finding a lobster on the beach is just like Christmas...


...sandy claws!



(Tip the veal, try your waitress, I'll be here all week.)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:00 AM (mvenn)

423 https://youtu.be/j9cBc-TQESI
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Thank you.

Posted by: mIklos, chortling at June 11, 2019 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

424 I too raced in HS. Anytime I tell people that they're all like whaaaaa you had a HS ski team? It's like I told them I grew up on the moon or something, lol.

And I too grew up in the NE, with the shitty ice/snow mix.

Now I live out west and the worst day of the year for me is equivalent to a "good" day at Killington or Stowe.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:58 PM (ytZdZ)

Yeah, I was at Killington a lot this winter. Have to say -- it was basically a big ice ball after a few hours. Sucks, we had a warm winter in new england.

But it's kind of a different sport here -- when I ski in heavy powder out west, I'm using different muscles then when I'm carving and using my edges to dig in to the ice in New England.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:00 AM (GBteo)

425
I had a great time, especially during the great Meat Lab excursion!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (0ReGO)


Omg pics?

They were all either under exposed, or overdone
Posted by: Miklos Capa



https://newatlas.com/lab-grown-meat-public-attitudes/48921/

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 11, 2019 12:00 AM (S6Pax)

426 My only time on a groomed run is the warm up run in the morning, then it's all moguls and off-piste. That shit takes a toll on knees over 30-40 years. I'm starting to feel it. Add in soccer in high school and yeah, not much life left in the joints, lol.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 12:01 AM (ytZdZ)

427 I had a great time, especially during the great Meat Lab excursion!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2019 11:23 PM (0ReGO)


Omg pics?

They were all either under exposed, or overdone
Posted by: Miklos Capa



https://newatlas.com/lab-grown-meat-public-attitudes/48921/
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 11, 2019 12:00 AM (S6Pax)


http://tinyurl.com/y4m8yfj4

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2019 12:02 AM (t+qrx)

428 While on vacation in the Outer Banks, the house we were renting had to have some screens repaired due to a just recent storm. The guy fixing things talked about seafood versus meat. He said he loved seafood but sometimes you just gotta sink your teeth into some tasty, chewy steak.

Man is an omnivore -- for a reason.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 11:59 PM (Y8PSl)

I'll put it this way -- try eating lobster without butter.

It's tasteless, and the vivisection of the creature is kind of gross.

Beef though? I could eat that with no seasoning all day, every day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:03 AM (GBteo)

429 He'll what's the summary of the ont tonight? Trying to catch up but I'm bummed out as work call today and said no you can't go back to work part-time. What the f***.

Posted by: Farmer at June 11, 2019 12:03 AM (3PZAQ)

430 lobster used to be poor people food. Then one day someone figured out a way to make it rich guy food. That was some smart marketing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:56 PM (ytZdZ)


That happened over a rather long period of time. In my mumble, mumble years, I've seen it happen to the 'trash' fish called monkfish, an ugly as sin fish which has fillets that look in appearance like a pork loin, round and tubular. It was cheap as hell in the 1980's, often called poor man's lobster, but now it's trendy and oh so expensive.

Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2019 12:04 AM (Y8PSl)

431 Lobster?

Demillo's in Portland? If I recall?

My own limited experience with oversized crawfish.

Good.

Posted by: Miklos, who wears a lobster bib anyway cause AMERICA at June 10, 2019 11:54 PM



You know Portland, ME, Miklos?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:04 AM (CLcKT)

432 Yeesh, past my bedtime. Got to work tomorrow. Good night, everyone.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2019 12:04 AM (t+qrx)

433 http://tinyurl.com/y4m8yfj4
Posted by: hogmartin

OK

What was the thing here once about the sheet insulation looking pork roll or something?

Posted by: Miklos, memory fading at June 11, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

434 Powder skiing is one of life's great joys.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 12:06 AM (ytZdZ)

435 432 Yeesh, past my bedtime. Got to work tomorrow. Good night, everyone.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2019 12:04 AM (t+qrx)

Goodnight hogmartin!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 11, 2019 12:06 AM (Rz2Nc)

436 Ever since I discovered sardines as a child, I've been amazed that they've stayed relatively cheap. Just love 'em. On crackers. Not the big ones -- the little baby Norwegian ones. In olive oil.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2019 12:07 AM (ed8K1)

437 What was the thing here once about the sheet insulation looking pork roll or something?
Posted by: Miklos, memory fading at June 11, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)


http://tinyurl.com/y5mf3fb2

This time, I'm really going to bed. I mean it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2019 12:07 AM (t+qrx)

438 He'll what's the summary of the ont tonight?


*(*******

A hole shirt for 1300 bucks
MoMe's
Cholesterol
Lobsters
Mobsters
Hamsters
That's about it.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:07 AM (mvenn)

439 The first person to eat an oyster was starving. That's the only rational explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz)


Observation. A hungry person saw birds dropping 'rocks' which cracked open, then eat the insides. Not wanting to starve, oysters went on the human menu. And for that, I am eternally grateful. Amen.

Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2019 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)

440 If you don't eat meat / seafood you have to take a B-12 supplement.

That should be a clue for Vegans.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 12:08 AM (2DOZq)

441 Oh,skiing too.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:08 AM (mvenn)

442 You know Portland, ME, Miklos?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

I jetted in for dinner one evening. Seemed like a nice place, if you like cold, wet, lobster and and incoming pretentious pricks who decided to live there.

My hosts still spoke Irish, their parents having gotten off the boat there.

Posted by: Miklos, but the locals had become a minority at June 11, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

443 Hmmm. We're talking about downhill ice skating such as is NE skiing, and lobster, and things. I want to jump in.

But I just finished Frost/Nixon again. It is so well done, but it brings up a fundamental question of movies for me.

Frank Langella gets all of Nixon's mannerisms. He gets the voice, he gets that hollow thing that ate Nixon from inside. But he's like 6'4". Nixon was not physically imposing. Langella tries to shrink himself but he's still a giant.

How well do you think the acting overcame the physicality?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 12:08 AM (fuK7c)

444 Gotta try to get my main transportation to the body shop early tomorrow, have fun, I'm done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 12:09 AM (AZxMX)

445 442 You know Portland, ME, Miklos?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

I jetted in for dinner one evening. Seemed like a nice place, if you like cold, wet, lobster and and incoming pretentious pricks who decided to live there.

My hosts still spoke Irish, their parents having gotten off the boat there.
Posted by: Miklos, but the locals had become a minority at June 11, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

Ah, I spent a lot of time in Portland, ME. It's a very fun city. Kind of hipster, but great craft beer, a great vibe, and a really fun time.

It's been my go-to place for 4th of July for a while now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:10 AM (GBteo)

446 Florida Man is Pasco County Man once more! Truly it is a place of wonders (that should be avoided if at all possible).

Posted by: Locarno at June 11, 2019 12:10 AM (3WLXg)

447 Thank you.


Glad you enjoyed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 11, 2019 12:12 AM (0bu2O)

448 Monsoonal thunderstorm gullywasher this afternoon in So Colorado mtns. Some lightning real close to the house. Now I know what it feels like to have a 70 lb dog in my lap. What a big baby!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:12 AM (mvenn)

449 I jetted in for dinner one evening. Seemed like a nice place, if you like cold, wet, lobster and and incoming pretentious pricks who decided to live there.

.......

Posted by: Miklos, but the locals had become a minority at June 11, 2019 12:08 AM



Hmmm. I might have been one of them...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:13 AM (CLcKT)

450 Google (from sidebar) - in response to your discovery, we have printed 1 billion emails. They will be delivered in 5 tractor trailers next Tuesday.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2019 12:14 AM (edajH)

451 Hmmm. I might have been one of them...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:13 AM (CLcKT)

You live in Portland?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:14 AM (GBteo)

452 How well do you think the acting overcame the physicality?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Well, let me say this about that...

Posted by: David Frye at June 11, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

453 You live in Portland?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:14 AM



Sopo... Just for a few years...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:16 AM (CLcKT)

454 Sopo... Just for a few years...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:16 AM



Some years ago, I hasten to add!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:17 AM (CLcKT)

455 Google (from sidebar) - in response to your discovery, we have printed 1 billion emails. They will be delivered in 5 tractor trailers next Tuesday.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2019 12:14 AM (edajH'

Hey, it worked for Hillary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 12:17 AM (AZxMX)

456 Sopo... Just for a few years...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:16 AM (CLcKT)

Oh, okay, right on. Worked in Portland for a few months (commuting from the seacoast of NH. No fun).

Super awesome area, though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:17 AM (GBteo)

457 Don't know if anybody has called this out, but a segment on Hannity showed pretty well that the media was waiting for the Hyde flip-flop as a means to start to remove the old white straight male as the front runner.

Biden doesn't deserve anybody's sympathy, because he took the bait and reversed decades of a position. In addition, his speech showed how false he's been with the "private Catholic" line of bs. He said that if he believed that healthcare was a right, he could no longer hold the public position he did. So he basically admitted that his personal progressive beliefs would result in action, even though he'd been maintaining for years that he could not legislate on his personal beliefs.

Biden: Sham. Sucker. Loser.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 12:17 AM (lAFef)

458 The only time I've ever really spent in SoPo was buying weed at the weed store and staying in hotels there, haha.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 11, 2019 12:19 AM (GBteo)

459 Portland Maine and Oregon are similar towns. Except the Maine one has much less shit on the sidewalks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 12:21 AM (ytZdZ)

460 The good thing about retirement is that every day is Saturday.

The bad thing about retirement is that every fvcking day if fvcking Saturday!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:22 AM (mvenn)

461 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 11, 2019 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

462 The only time I've ever really spent in SoPo was buying weed at the weed store and staying in hotels there, haha.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

This is maybe why I am happy not to know what SoPo means. Because we don't put up with that trash in the New Orleans Ninth Ward.

Posted by: Miklos, off the the Eastern Order meeting at June 11, 2019 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

463 And on that note I'm out for the evening.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:23 AM (mvenn)

464 That 'hip clothing' looks like the six pack holder that got tossed into a pond and ended up around a duck's neck.

Posted by: Speller at June 11, 2019 12:23 AM (pSotA)

465 The bad thing about retirement is that every fvcking day if fvcking Saturday!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:22 AM (mvenn)

Treat some as Sunday!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 11, 2019 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

466 As many know, Bozo Conservative and I met on the blog and are now married.

However, EVERYONE I know is a frothing liberal, so I really don't say where we met.


The other day, I went to a show with B.C., and my contact there asked where we met. B.C. said "online" and my contact at work said "oh, you mean on Grindr."


BTW... Grindr is for bi, gay, trans and perverts.

Yeah. Grindr. We met on Grindr. Because nothing is easier than having a random s*x hookup that's 3.5 hours away in another state.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 12:24 AM (sktRI)

467 SoPo = South Portland... It's where all the cool kids lived...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:24 AM (CLcKT)

468 Who is gonna be the nominee? I still maintain that if they think they have a chance it will be Horrible Harris. It makes no sense and I know we're supposed to believe that Democrats are actually leaving it up to the "voters" (lol), but "they" quite clearly trust that she is selfish and vicious enough to perform the coup de gras on America as founded.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2019 12:24 AM (uEbPt)

469 The bad thing about retirement is that every fvcking day if fvcking Saturday!
Posted by: Muldoon

Try waking up thinking every day is a typical Monday.

When you realize it isn't, the rest of the day goes pretty smooth.

Posted by: Miklos, whereof he speaks at June 11, 2019 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

470 Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 12:23 AM



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:26 AM (CLcKT)

471 It's where all the cool kids lived...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

Ah..I wouldn't know about that.

Posted by: Miklos, from SoPe (South Pest-the cool kids lived in Buda) at June 11, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

472 Treat some as Sunday!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Done and done


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

Posted by: Miklos, liking Morrissey a bit more these days at June 11, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

473 Mo Atta, the 9/11 mastermind, stayed in SoPo the evening before his dastardly attack...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:31 AM (CLcKT)

474
Fox sent Griff Jenkins down to the Dominican Republic to investigate the deaths at that resort. There's a total of 6 Americans dead of the same symptoms so far this year. It's likely poisoning, pesticides.

The only question is if it is intentional or just bad contamination.

And one of Griff's producers got robbed at gunpoint shortly after arriving.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2019 12:36 AM (NMAzL)

475 I'd like to say something about an earlier thread I didn't see until too late.

"They're not necessarily bad people, but they are people, and people tend
to adapt their personalities and beliefs to create as little social
friction with their social cohort as possible."

This is how brainwashing works. Over time you will generally adopt the emotional responses of the group you are in. It is a normal thing which can be used to "re-educate" someone if you can make them stay in a certain social grouping for a while.

This is what schools and especially colleges are doing. College works best at this because of the total daily immersion in a left run system. You can't reason someone out of an emotional reaction. Only immersion in a different social situation will do that.

SJW threats work toward this. They make the price of not giving in to them high and by continually giving in you will slowly become one of them too and really be triggered not just faking it to get by.

Posted by: geoffb at June 11, 2019 12:38 AM (zOpu5)

476 SoPo?

I prefer SoFA!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 11, 2019 12:39 AM (tVQUs)

477 The only question is if it is intentional or just bad contamination.

And one of Griff's producers got robbed at gunpoint shortly after arriving.
Posted by: publius,

Was same story around Cancun a coup;e pf years ago.

In that case illegal bad booze at the all-inclusive resorts (to be fair only from one company, Iberostar)

Posted by: Miklos, liking Yucatan, but that's not Quintana Roo at June 11, 2019 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

478
I prefer SoFA!
Posted by: Surfperch


OK

https://youtu.be/gurOpMRmFRw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2019 12:42 AM (aKsyK)

479 I prefer SoFA!
Posted by: Surfperch

OK

https://youtu.be/gurOpMRmFRw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I prefer Italian Leather

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=italian+leather+sofa

Posted by: Miklos, I got the watch at least at June 11, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

480 I prefer Italian Leather


We've all got our kinks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 11, 2019 12:46 AM (0bu2O)

481 Italian leather sofa...


Palp gave me a recipe here on how to clean one encrusted with glitter and glue (crafty Younger Spawn's glitter phase!) and it worked after I'd given up all hope!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2019 12:50 AM (CLcKT)

482 Palp gave me a recipe



Palp gave us all a recipe.

Posted by: Miklos, from GECSPLAN, delegated to Dignity Canal planning at June 11, 2019 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

483 I'll take some ground beef with hot sauce. Or a hot pocket.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 10, 2019 11:40 PM (GBteo)

It was chicken fajitas, corn on the cob and quesadillas. Mmmm!
We didn't have breakfast until around 6:30 pm, so there was no dinner today. Breakfast and supper only.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 11, 2019 12:54 AM (NMAzL)

484

"Stairway to Heaven" will get another hearing, this time to a packed house.

A panel of 11 judges from the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals agreed Monday to hear Led Zeppelin's appeal in a copyright lawsuit alleging the group stole its 1971 rock epic from an obscure 1960s instrumental.

In a 2016 trial that included testimony from Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page and singer Robert Plant, a jury found that "Stairway to Heaven" did not significantly resemble the song "Taurus," written by the late Randy Wolfe and performed by his band Spirit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2019 12:54 AM (aKsyK)

485 Hey everybody, again.

Just saw a quick clip of Tom Bosley on Murder She Wrote. He was one of these actors, I've noticed, who really lost his edge the older he became, apparently. He showed some personality in the early Happy Days episodes, but by the late 1980s he was pretty much just always playing a tub of goo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2019 12:56 AM (WV0oi)

486 474
Fox sent Griff Jenkins down to the Dominican Republic to investigate the deaths at that resort. There's a total of 6 Americans dead of the same symptoms so far this year. It's likely poisoning, pesticides.

The only question is if it is intentional or just bad contamination.

And one of Griff's producers got robbed at gunpoint shortly after arriving.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2019 12:36 AM (NMAzL)

___

But remember, all cultures are equal and none are better and we are all the same and stuff.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 11, 2019 12:57 AM (ytZdZ)

487 We didn't have breakfast until around 6:30 pm

Sounds like somebody kept somebody up late

Posted by: Miklos, recalling the carefree days of youth at June 11, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

488 but by the late 1980s he was pretty much just always playing a tub of goo.
Posted by: qdpsteve

So he'll be in the Hallmark Channel's "Nadler's Christmas Homecoming"?

Posted by: Miklos, not on cable at June 11, 2019 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

489 Is that the tree Comey talked to?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 11, 2019 01:00 AM (aR6C/)

490
But remember, all cultures are equal and none are better and we are all the same and stuff.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


They wouldn't be so bad if not for all the evil white colonialist oppression.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

491 "Stairway to Heaven" may describe the lawyers' fees

Posted by: Miklos, not on retainer at June 11, 2019 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

492 Is that the tree Comey talked to?
Posted by: Getcha Pull

The wise man listens to the trees.

Posted by: Pine scented druid philosopher and mystic at June 11, 2019 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

493 They wouldn't be so bad if not for all the evil white colonialist oppression.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The tzampotlis would be a hell of a lot better, that's for sure.

Posted by: Miklos, mayan curator at June 11, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

494 I talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me.

Posted by: James Comey at June 11, 2019 01:04 AM (lAFef)

495 Is that the tree Comey talked to?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 11, 2019 01:00 AM (aR6C/)

You have to admit, Comey really puts the "ponder" in ponderosa pine.

Posted by: Surfperch, smells like Vanilla if Scratched at June 11, 2019 01:08 AM (tVQUs)

496 I talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me.
Posted by: James Comey at June 11, 2019 01:04 AM (lAFef)

We are grooving to our inner music, so fuck off.

Posted by: The Trees at June 11, 2019 01:08 AM (WG6O9)

497 The larch.

Posted by: Monty Python at June 11, 2019 01:09 AM (q1Pj5)

498 You have to admit, Comey really puts the "ponder" in ponderosa pine.
Posted by: Surfperch


* *

(under the ponderosa pine cone of silence)

Posted by: Agent 99 was way sexier than gummi bear at June 11, 2019 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

499 The larch.
Posted by: Monty Python at June 11, 2019 01:09 AM (q1Pj5)

kbdabear favors chestnuts, it seems.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2019 01:16 AM (WG6O9)

500 There are other reasons too.
Posted by: Kennedy, Bono at June 10, 2019 11:59 PM (CDGwz)

Amen!

Posted by: Schumacher, Richardson at June 11, 2019 01:20 AM (LMcFk)

501 ONCE ON A TIME was dwelling in Mu.nu

A wealthy lout who took in guests to ballyhoo,

And of his craft he was a carpenter of shelves.

A poor scholar was lodging with him there,

Who’d learned the arts, but all his fantasy

Was turned to study of astrology;

And knew a certain set of theorems

And could find out by various strategems,

If men but asked of him in certain hours

When they should have a drought or else have showers

Saith he, the outlook for ye ONT is dour

Posted by: Miklos, seriously old school at June 11, 2019 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

502 Blanco, you still here?

my moron horde e-mail is FUBAR.

WTF am i supposed to do? i think you send destructions, but i've been a tAd occupied that last few weeks.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 11, 2019 01:28 AM (IuPpm)

503 Blanco, you still here?



my moron horde e-mail is FUBAR.



WTF am i supposed to do? i think you send destructions, but i've been a tAd occupied that last few weeks.


I'll go check on it. Remember, this is a totally new system. If you need forwarding, you'll have to tell me to set it up again.

At the least, I'll reset your password and send you a note at your non-moronhorde.com account with the new one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 11, 2019 01:35 AM (0bu2O)

504
29 did that shirt come off a 100 beer pack ?
Posted by: E. Stan Bull

Texas has a 99-pack, but it is environmentally safe for big-city fancy-lads. I think they might find it emotionally scarring though.
https://tinyurl.com/y4twbtkc

Posted by: Downcast at June 11, 2019 01:39 AM (p6Q7Q)

505 Blanco Basura

I click on nic

go to login

can't login because no account

can't get account without having account

catch veinticuatro

Posted by: Miklos, can't get a job cause don't have a car at June 11, 2019 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

506 Texas has a 99-pack, but it is environmentally safe for big-city fancy-lads.



Can they sing 99 beers on the wall without using their smartphones to count?

Posted by: Miklos, doubtful at June 11, 2019 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

507 ...So he'll be in the Hallmark Channel's "Nadler's Christmas Homecoming"?

Posted by: Miklos, not on cable at June 11, 2019 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)




Nadler's stomach overpowered the staples, and digested them.

He does not "eat" food, so much as absorbs it as it transcends his personal "event horizon" near the gaping maw of his consumptive facial orifice.

Makes me all the more impressed with the skills of the House Audio/Visual technicians.

I don't know kind of pedestal holds that mic that sits in front of his face, but I'd hate to put a strain-gauge on those Grade-8 bolts fastening it to the dias.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at June 11, 2019 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

508 You would need a pickup with an 8-foot bed to tote a 7-foot box of beer. But, Austin beer.

Anyhoo, I am getting tired, so time to hit the sack.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2019 01:50 AM (WG6O9)

509 OK, redc1c4, I think I found the problem.

The IP I'm on now was used to send spam in 2018. So ATT and others blacklisted the IP. Self-defense, really.

I've asked ATT to take the IP off their blacklist. We'll see what they've got to say about it.

Until then, I can't send you anything with your new password in it. Now that's TotallyFUBAR!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 11, 2019 01:55 AM (0bu2O)

510 I talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me.
Posted by: James Comey

We are grooving to our inner music, so fuck off.
Posted by: The Trees


Though some of us are getting sick of racist Rush music.

Posted by: triggered oaks at June 11, 2019 02:01 AM (P1f+c)

511 I click on nic



go to login



can't login because no account



can't get account without having account



catch veinticuatro


If you have an account at Yahoo, send me an email from your Yahoo account. If you have an account anywhere else, send me an email from anywhere else. If you don't have an email account anywhere then your ISP is even cheaper than mine.


The site isn't set up to accept messages the way you're trying to do it. If it was, I'd be buried in foreign language spam and herbal viagra ads.

That's also why there's no "contact us" link anywhere. Well, that and I'm too lazy to make one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 11, 2019 02:03 AM (0bu2O)

512
I'll be damned. Susan Oliver, the original Star Trek green chick, is on an episode of Murder, She Wrote dubbed "Jessica Behind Bars".

Women's prison. The prisoners take over and take Jessica hostage.

Adrienne Barbeau is in it, too. She's perfect for the women's prison head bitch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2019 02:20 AM (NMAzL)

513
And Mrs. Herman Munster is in this episode too. She's the foul-mouthed cook in the women's prison. She had put on some weight by then and was just right for the part.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2019 02:24 AM (NMAzL)

514 A couple of people have remarked on the NYT's "expose" one man's erotic YouTube journey to the "far right" and back again.

Somebody has noted that Milton Freedman's picture is there. And Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson, as well. But I also note that it contains not 1, but 3 pictures of the anarchist, extreme pacifist, atheist Stefan Molyneux--like he has many commonalities with the "far right"?

The man not only literally teaches that we should never strike our children to discipline them, but also believes as a matter of morality that we should live without the threat of force known as "government", and somehow from that, I guess, we could tame savages, and we'd all be non-violent (apologies to Molyneux for any strawmanning there).

He has many methodologies of the right, but the end goal is drastically different in terms of a traditional conservative would find realistic expectations of man.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2019 02:59 AM (lAFef)

515 >>>but 3 pictures of the anarchist, extreme pacifist, atheist Stefan Molyneux--like he has many commonalities with the "far right"?

In all fairness, Molyneux also warns men to steer clear of single moms and other toxic women, because they're immoral and do not have the kind of values that make for a quality wife (ie one who won't divorce you and suck you dry). That's kind of "right-wing" I would say.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 11, 2019 03:13 AM (NMAzL)

516 Wal-Mart executive board has nothing to learn from a communist

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 03:29 AM (BbGew)

517 It is pouring down rain right now.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 03:31 AM (BbGew)

518 Always remember Jay Leno's classic joke...

"In a survey, 30% of the people who tried online dating reported that it was a great experience, they really liked it.

The other 70% are still missing."
Posted by: qdpsteve

THAT is funny !

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 03:34 AM (83K60)

519 Mornin', all.

No rain here, thank goodness. 53 right now and headed into the 70s for the afternoon. And sunny!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 03:41 AM (9cs5d)

520 Rain here, very thankfully. The construction workers ran the well dry yesterday.

Posted by: Meh at June 11, 2019 03:46 AM (VSM/A)

521 Trying to decide what to make

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 03:54 AM (BbGew)

522 Make something good Skip, I didn't eat yesterday and I'm starving!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 03:59 AM (9cs5d)

523 >>Rain here, very thankfully. The construction workers ran the well dry yesterday.
Posted by: Meh at June 11, 2019 03:46 AM (VSM/A)

Then I'm glad you are getting it there. What's being constructed?

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 04:00 AM (9cs5d)

524 I might be more tired than hungry

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)

525 523 >>Rain here, very thankfully. The construction workers ran the well dry yesterday.
Posted by: Meh at June 11, 2019 03:46 AM (VSM/A)

Then I'm glad you are getting it there. What's being constructed?

Landlady's daughter lives there to take care of mom- they're adding onto her place. So it's not really anything to do with me, except we all share the well. The sister who supervises the construction is annoyed with the workers over a bunch of things. Apparently they managed to break the pipe that goes to my house, too, but it was fixed before I got home so it didn't give me a problem.

Posted by: Meh at June 11, 2019 04:09 AM (VSM/A)

526 you can still save your marriage if u really love your husband.



Posted by: faith kathy at June 11, 2019 04:05 AM (4KSzn)

Yeah, I wouldn't want that guy back.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 11, 2019 04:14 AM (NMAzL)

527 (4KSzn)

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We here at Slapweasel Industries care for your needs, to say the least. Our operators are Standing-By.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 04:18 AM (Ckg4U)

528 >>but it was fixed before I got home so it didn't give me a problem.
Posted by: Meh

That's good! Having no water is a pain. 2 summers ago our entire street was tore up from april to october. Water mains and sewers being replaced. A few times things went wrong and water was off for a short while. Wasn't bad if we had warning. The surprise ones?- never failed, was in the middle of washing clothes or one time a shower.

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 04:19 AM (9cs5d)

529 Slapweasel, you can always make me laugh!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 04:22 AM (9cs5d)

530 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 04:25 AM (83K60)

531 I'm a Silly Bastard with a thin-skin for Trolls and Spammers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 04:26 AM (Ckg4U)

532 Poison ivy is starting to run rampant all over my yard. And I got it, not bad but little spots in lots of places.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:26 AM (BbGew)

533 >>That's good! Having no water is a pain. 2 summers ago our entire street was tore up from april to october. Water mains and sewers being replaced. A few times things went wrong and water was off for a short while. Wasn't bad if we had warning. The surprise ones?- never failed, was in the middle of washing clothes or one time a shower.

Murphy definitely rules in time of water outages. I've had water/ power outages in the middle of the laundry twice in the last month, one of which resulted in me lugging wet laundry to a friend's.
They tore up my street to put in city water the other year, but stopped short of my place. Something about enough water pressure to get up the hill.

Posted by: Meh at June 11, 2019 04:30 AM (I1h/p)

534 >>Poison ivy is starting to run rampant all over my yard. And I got it, not bad but little spots in lots of places.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:26 AM (BbGew)

Yikes@ As a kid I was always getting poison ivy. I swear there were times I never touched it and still would get the rash!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 04:30 AM (9cs5d)

535 I'm happy that I haven't had Poison Ivy in nearly thirty years. That stuff, between my fingers, was some annoying stuff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 04:34 AM (Ckg4U)

536 I'm itchy just thinking about it!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 04:36 AM (9cs5d)

537 I think I'm going to make "Scrambled-Omeletes" this morning. The eggs have to be used and I have plenty of onions, peppers and cheese.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 04:36 AM (Ckg4U)

538 As a kid sometimes had it so bad big blisters would cover large areas. Generally if I realize I have it I won't scratch it but its still a week to 10 days before its gone.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:37 AM (BbGew)

539 I'd better get moving, or I won't get my stuff done before opening store.

Try to have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 11, 2019 04:38 AM (9cs5d)

540 I got 1 hour down 1 to go so have to make something. Made ham and cheese omelet yesterday. Been getting just a few pieces of ham lunch meat just for breakfast often.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:45 AM (BbGew)

541 I am working close to home, and in over 30 years what I do in a day hardly matters, its getting to and coming home that is the only difference.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:48 AM (BbGew)

542 So perhaps it should come as no surprise that Porter chose to have another moment with a message when he showed up to the 2019 Tonys red carpet, attired in a show-stopping red velvet and pink tulle look with an embroidered uterus motif that he selected to support women's reproductive rights amid the current political upheaval about the issue.

This is why I have given up on awards shows....crazy stuff, from crazy people.

Posted by: Colin at June 11, 2019 04:53 AM (HP03R)

543 I miss ham, but I miss pizza more. I also miss cold-cut sammiches. I used to stack "Dagwoods" with all sorts of that stuff, but I'm doing really, really well on my new diet!

I've been a Good Lad.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 04:55 AM (Ckg4U)

544 I never watched the Oscars, (Gay) and I stopped watching the Grammies when Jethro Tull was awarded over Metallica for Best Heavy Metal.

Clueless, patronizing elitists with no sense of Middle America have No Home Here.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 04:59 AM (Ckg4U)

545 Was missing my coke at lunch the other day but it's better to not have it so I don't.

I had no idea the Tony awards were even on

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:59 AM (BbGew)

546 The Tony Awards are gayer than a Slip N' Slide at Kevin Spacey's house.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

547 GOOD MORNING

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2019 05:22 AM (mpXpK)

548 thenewneo.com/the nevertrumper max boot and nevertrumpers in general
https://tinyurl.com/y5fjk8oe

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:23 AM (BbGew)

549 How are things in SC?

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:24 AM (BbGew)

550 GOOD MORNING VIC

Posted by: Miklos, with 90% humidity in central SC, but we do have a lake at June 11, 2019 05:35 AM (QzkSJ)

551 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 11, 2019 05:38 AM (Dhht7)

552 And just like that over 2 hours have flown by.
Have a great day

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 05:42 AM (BbGew)

553 4:43 am and the birds have been singing for 20 minutes, as the landscape slowly lights in pre-dawn far-northern Illinois. We can sleep with open windows year round, in subtropical Florida for winter, now here, and up to the northern Adirondacks soon.

We left Florida almost a week ago, and the all-night frog chorus was getting up to concert level. Here, it's robins and swallows, and in NY, my favorite bird of the low-light hours, the hermit thrush, sings its flute-like melody.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 11, 2019 05:55 AM (4ZE6o)

554 546
The Tony Awards are gayer than a Slip N' Slide at Kevin Spacey's house.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

The 40 minutes of what I was forced to watch were hideous.My masculinity was constantly under assault.
Shoving all the ghey down my throat, all the time.

Sickening.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 11, 2019 06:04 AM (ufFY8)

555 It is a man`s world!

Posted by: Big Mike at June 11, 2019 06:06 AM (yhf6w)

556 Good Morning,

It's going to be another beautiful day.

Never forget, HCWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2019 06:10 AM (htgmn)

557 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:13 AM (cqNba)

558 Looking forward to the Oberlin punitive phase, which starts today.


Perhaps something along the line of pineapple/barbed wire will be warded.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:17 AM (cqNba)

559 Good Morning.
Looking at 'Sean Spicier's' twitter.
He still can get some clueless bastards riled up...

He tweets,

"If you won't believe us, maybe you'll believe John Dean" is a real hard sell.

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

560 Bringing in John Dean speaks volumes about the desperation on the Democrat side of the aisle.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2019 06:22 AM (htgmn)

561
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2019 06:23 AM (Wx/+I)

562 100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer,
Take one down
and pass it arround,
FF bottles of beer on the wall......

Posted by: pawn at June 11, 2019 06:26 AM (VQAMj)

563 Any beer bottles laying around at this hour might be full of piss.

Posted by: Jean at June 11, 2019 06:28 AM (25Dt7)

564 Fox News just used George Sorial to throw Michael Flynn under the bus.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 06:30 AM (pgXNG)

565 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 06:30 AM (wm53o)

566 Any beer bottles laying around at this hour might be full of piss.
Posted by: Jean

That's how we dealt with the Yemeni beer thieves in the college dorm in Budapest

Posted by: Miklos, fullof the milk of human kindness at June 11, 2019 06:31 AM (QzkSJ)

567 Bringing in John Dean speaks volumes about the desperation on the Democrat side of the aisle.



Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2019 06:22 AM

---

You have to love the part of his testimony where he informs Congress that he is not there as a "fact witness".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2019 06:32 AM (JUOKG)

568 566 Any beer bottles laying around at this hour might be full of piss.
Posted by: Jean

That's how we dealt with the Yemeni beer thieves in the college dorm in Budapest
Posted by: Miklos, fullof the milk of human kindness at June 11, 2019 06:31 AM (QzkSJ)

Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol.

Absolutely Haraam.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 06:34 AM (pgXNG)

569 Wonder what the Prissy Posse is up to today?

0600 What up on left side of bed.
0700 Cup of tea shared with man banging his wife
0800 Click through pics of Trumps yesterdays activities
0900 Write 2000 word article on PDT tux crease insulting Queen (of England or maybe just some queen reporter on TV)

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v)

570 Absolutely Haraam.
Posted by: Hikaru

Muslims aren't supposed to steal, either.

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at June 11, 2019 06:35 AM (QzkSJ)

571 "Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol.

Absolutely Haraam."

Good point.


How about marrying their own brother?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:35 AM (cqNba)

572 566 Any beer bottles laying around at this hour might be full of piss.
Posted by: Jean

That's how we dealt with the Yemeni beer thieves in the college dorm in Budapest
Posted by: Miklos, fullof the milk of human kindness at June 11, 2019 06:31 AM (QzkSJ)

Yemeni Beer Thieves are just an African knock off Milli Vanilii.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

573 570 Muslims aren't supposed to steal, either.
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at June 11, 2019 06:35 AM (QzkSJ)

Sure they are, as long as it's from Filthy Kuffar.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 06:36 AM (pgXNG)

574 "Sure they are, as long as it's from Filthy Kuffar."


And is it really stealing if their god wills it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:38 AM (cqNba)

575 Thing is, we are not ALL HERE with the consequences of that choice.

Posted by: JAS at June 11, 2019 06:38 AM (I5SAg)

576 571 It was Jihad sex!

Saudi cleric Nasser al-Umar issued a fatwa permitting mujahidin [jihadis] in Syria to have sex-jihad with their sisters [muharamhum] if no one else is available.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

577 0600 What up on left side of bed.
0700 Cup of tea shared with man banging his wife
0800 Click through pics of Trumps yesterdays activities
0900 Write 2000 word article on PDT tux crease insulting Queen (of England or maybe just some queen reporter on TV)
Posted by: rhennigantx

1000 Enjoy "wet spot" on bed from where man was banging his wife

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

578 Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol.

Absolutely Haraam.
Posted by: Hikaru

Actually this is a point of dispute. My Shia friends tell me that the prohibition on alcohol is from the crazy Wahabis, and the craziers in Iran.

Then, my friends are the Islamic version of beer drinking Baptists. Maybe.

Posted by: Senior Mullah Miklos at June 11, 2019 06:39 AM (QzkSJ)

579 "Saudi cleric Nasser al-Umar issued a fatwa permitting mujahidin [jihadis] in Syria to have sex-jihad with their sisters [muharamhum] if no one else is available."

Thanks for that.



Come for the sex.

Stay for the family reunion

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:40 AM (cqNba)

580 OAC says reps need a raise to keep them from going to lobbying firms!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v)

581 Oh, Jesus F***ing Christ, Donkey-Chompers says that $174,000 isn't enough money for her to live on.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 06:41 AM (pgXNG)

582 " Oh, Jesus F***ing Christ, Donkey-Chompers says that $174,000 isn't enough money for her to live on."

And with this statement, we begin to understand the true monetary cost of 'A living wage'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

583 I'm supposed to live without electricity, meat, or doctors, but AOC can't live on less than $250K a year.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 06:42 AM (pgXNG)

584 AOC calls $4500 bonus superficial, it is not even a raise.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

585 Come for the sex.

Stay for the family reunion
Posted by: Village Idiot's

There's more jokes in this....

Posted by: Mullah Jeff al-Foxworthy at June 11, 2019 06:43 AM (QzkSJ)

586 Do not do stick and ball shit. Who is Ortiz and why the fuck should I care?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

587 Poison ivy is starting to run rampant all over my yard. And I got it, not bad but little spots in lots of places.
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2019 04:26 AM (BbGew)

Yikes@ As a kid I was always getting poison ivy. I swear there were times I never touched it and still would get the rash!
Posted by: My life is insanity


Zanfel. About $35 a 1.5 oz tube. Clears it up in 3 days or so. My life is insanity, I was as bad, if not worse, than you. Zanfel really does work.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 06:44 AM (wm53o)

588 AOC calls $4500 bonus superficial, it is not even a raise.
Posted by: rhennigantx

FAKE NEWS

She said she charges $4500 for a super facial

Posted by: Mullah Jeff al-Foxworthy at June 11, 2019 06:44 AM (QzkSJ)

589 "There's more jokes in this...."

Yup...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:44 AM (cqNba)

590 OAC says reps need a raise to keep them from going to lobbying firms!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Ha!! They've been getting raises for years so they don't take from lobbying firms or accept outright bribes.
It doesn't stop them.
How about you work for nothing and the IRS prods your squeak hole every three months to find out where you are hiding money?

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

591 " Oh, Jesus F***ing Christ, Donkey-Chompers says that $174,000 isn't enough money for her to live on."

And with this statement, we begin to understand the true monetary cost of 'A living wage'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Fuck that cunt.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 06:45 AM (wm53o)

592 I haven't even done anything for the past couple-a days beside make a few meals. I keep getting tired. I may not sleep, but I am going back to bed.

Later, Gators.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 11, 2019 06:45 AM (Ckg4U)

593 Headed to dry cleaners to check out the dumpster then off to Maine as a womans services provider. TTFF

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/maine-pro-choice-abortion-non-doctors

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

594 "Fuck that cunt."



Dick



Crazy



Do not assemble.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

595 Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol.

Absolutely Haraam.
Posted by: Hikaru

Actually this is a point of dispute. My Shia friends tell me that the prohibition on alcohol is from the crazy Wahabis, and the craziers in Iran.

Then, my friends are the Islamic version of beer drinking Baptists. Maybe.
Posted by: Senior Mullah Miklos


The Saudi fucks who flew into the World Trade Center were living large in topless bars prior to flight.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 06:47 AM (wm53o)

596 Fuck that cunt.

$174,000 worth?

I ain't gonna live that long. Nor would I want to.

Posted by: Mullah Miklos al-Manana at June 11, 2019 06:47 AM (QzkSJ)

597 585 Come for the sex.

Stay for the family reunion
Posted by: Village Idiot's

There's more jokes in this....
Posted by: Mullah Jeff al-Foxworthy at June 11, 2019 06:43 AM (QzkSJ)

old joke

You slow talking dim witted cousin dating...
Hey! wait a minute
whut?
I fucked my cousin, we never dated!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

598 558 Looking forward to the Oberlin punitive phase, which starts today.


Perhaps something along the line of pineapple/barbed wire will be warded.
___________________

Ohio law limits punitives to 2x the compensatory damages awarded, so the most the Gibsons can get is another $22 million.

Hopefully, the jury gives them the max. It's just too bad the punies are capped.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2019 06:48 AM (k4dH2)

599 "Saudi cleric Nasser al-Umar issued a fatwa permitting mujahidin [jihadis] in Syria to have sex-jihad with their sisters [muharamhum] if no one else is available."

Thanks for that.



Come for the sex.

Stay for the family reunion
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



If your sister isn't good enough gor her own family, there's no way she's good enough for mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 06:49 AM (wm53o)

600 If you go on hajj to meet chicks, you might be

Posted by: Redneck Mullah Miklos at June 11, 2019 06:51 AM (QzkSJ)

601 Well, now AOC knows why Congress Critters are corrupt. It's a matter of survival for those poor servants of the people.

You can't live on $83/hr in DC.

Posted by: pawn at June 11, 2019 06:51 AM (VQAMj)

602 "Bringing in John Dean speaks volumes about the desperation on the Democrat side of the aisle.

Posted by: ALH"

The millennials will soon be wondering why water was such a scandal back in the 70's

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2019 06:52 AM (MxEKc)

603 You can't live on $83/hr in DC.
Posted by: pawn



I made $8274 last month using this one simple trick

workfromhomeorcongress/aoc.ru

Posted by: Redneck Mullah Miklos at June 11, 2019 06:55 AM (QzkSJ)

604 AOC is looking at the Senate because the local.dims are going to toss her crazy ass out in the primary.

Posted by: Jean at June 11, 2019 06:57 AM (25Dt7)

605 And that why I love Oklahoma. When my neighbor's kid disappeared there were a hundred people looking for him in less than an hour.


G'morning from the HEARTland.

Posted by: creeper at June 11, 2019 06:59 AM (kujMl)

606 602 "Bringing in John Dean speaks volumes about the desperation on the Democrat side of the aisle.

Posted by: ALH"

The millennials will soon be wondering why water was such a scandal back in the 70's
Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2019 06:52 AM (MxEKc)

It appears the entire thing was based on we need someone that knows what crime is so we will bring in a criminal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

607 It appears the entire thing was based on we need someone that knows what crime is so we will bring in a criminal.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I have a list of people who should be hung, and text for the signs to be hung around their necks.

And I'll pay for ice cream for the schoolchildren after they are walked by.

Posted by: Miklos, won't be Ben and Jerry's though at June 11, 2019 07:03 AM (QzkSJ)

608 It appears the entire thing was based on we need someone that knows what crime is so we will bring in a criminal.


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:59 AM

---

No one except politicians and the liberal media is watching this $hit show. They are like a toddler having a screaming fit because no one will pay attention to them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2019 07:04 AM (JUOKG)

609 Give AOC $15/hr and shut the bitch up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 07:04 AM (oVJmc)

610
"AOC is looking at the Senate because the local.dims are going to toss her crazy ass out in the primary.


Posted by: Jean"

Can't wait to see AOC go up against Schumer or Gillibrand. All that Democrat peace and love and We Are The World would quicly turn into a Mad Max death match. In the end I would rather see the AOC boobs in the senate than he other two.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2019 07:05 AM (MxEKc)

611 Oklahoma. I just visited. I used to wonder why most of the people I met from Oklahoma were kinda "slow".

Now I realize that it's because they left.

Posted by: pawn at June 11, 2019 07:06 AM (VQAMj)

612 Give AOC $15/hr and shut the bitch up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

She should pull her teeth, grow a beard, and make herself useful.

Posted by: Miklos, career advisor at June 11, 2019 07:06 AM (QzkSJ)

613 Amash leaves freedom caucus.

If a cuck wifes screams her orgams into the pillow of a real man does it make a sound?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

614 "In the end I would rather see the AOC boobs in the senate than he other two. "


One of the smartest moves that Trump ever did was get AOC elected to office.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:07 AM (cqNba)

615 Yemeni Beer Thieves are just an African knock off Milli Vanilii.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 06:36 AM


Does CBD groove to them, too?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2019 07:08 AM (eqZPS)

616 If a cuck wifes screams her orgams into the pillow of a real man does it make a sound?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Ta ta old chap!

Posted by: Stiff...upper lip at June 11, 2019 07:08 AM (QzkSJ)

617 Legal incarceration is a tool of oppression against convicted criminals.

(Just tossing that out there)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)

618 Morning Horde!

Dimocrates - the gift to PDT that keeps giving.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2019 07:11 AM (xhZSJ)

619 Incarceration?

Laceration is cheaper and more instructive.

Posted by: Deputy Miklos, sensing a failure to communicate at June 11, 2019 07:12 AM (QzkSJ)

620 Legal incarceration is a tool of oppression against convicted criminals.


It's discriminatory against the ethically-challenged.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

621 Laceration is cheaper and more instructive.


Posted by: Deputy Miklos

---

What a cut up you are!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2019 07:13 AM (xhZSJ)

622 VIA,

That's just like:

We've got to find ways of discouraging people from going to prison.

Posted by: pawn at June 11, 2019 07:14 AM (VQAMj)

623 The Third Amendment does not prohibit the enforced housing of criminals or illegals in Nanzi's several homes.

Posted by: Miklos, doing early morn Constitutional exegesis at June 11, 2019 07:14 AM (QzkSJ)

624 "That's just like:

We've got to find ways of discouraging people from going to prison."

Pretty much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

625 What a cut up you are!
Posted by: Tonypete

My I interest you in one of our fine Ronco products?

Wait-there's more!

Posted by: Miklos, doing early morn infomercial at June 11, 2019 07:17 AM (QzkSJ)

626 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

627 Meanwhile, B'More is well into a second straight month of more than a murder a day.

We could possibly see a record breaking year at the end of December, at this rate.

The only way I can see this not being a crisis the media is if Trump opines that Baltimore is in crisis.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:20 AM (cqNba)

628 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

629 You won't see this anywhere on cnn or msnbc:

"U.S.
employers hired the most people on record in April, while the number of
open jobs was largely unchanged, evidence that the job market remains
solid.The
Labor Department said Monday that businesses filled 5.9 million jobs
that month, 4.2% more than in March and the most since records began in
December 2000."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2019 07:22 AM (JUOKG)

630 B'More needs intact families with fathers. Accept no substitutes.

This is a direct result of governmental policy and Leftist social theory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

631 No. AOC needs to be homeless and covered in her own feces.

She's advocating for someone like me to be denied basic needs like electricity while whining that $174,000 a year isn't enough for her to live on.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 07:23 AM (ezcu9)

632 >>You can't live on $83/hr in NorthwestDC.

FIFY
There are more affordable areas to reside, but miss thing wouldn't choose to live there IYKWIM.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 07:24 AM (W+vEI)

633 G'morning, Salty.

Take a look at Duqm, Oman on Google's satellite view.

Got a phone call from there the other day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:24 AM (cqNba)

634 Hello

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2019 07:24 AM (FwN37)

635 I saw a White Castle advertising a starting wage of $11/hr.


Maybe AOC can moonlight, if she can handle food service.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2019 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

636 Oh.

Salty is here.

Ok

Happy and smiling

Posted by: Miklos, smiling almost as if on command at June 11, 2019 07:26 AM (QzkSJ)

637 "U.S.
employers hired the most people on record in April, while the number of
open jobs was largely unchanged, evidence that the job market remains
solid.The
Labor Department said Monday that businesses filled 5.9 million jobs
that month, 4.2% more than in March and the most since records began in
December 2000."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2019 07:22 AM (JUOKG)

Black unemployment fell one half of a percent.

About 300k either left jobs or re-entered workforce.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

638 "B'More needs intact families with fathers. Accept no substitutes.

This is a direct result of governmental policy and Leftist social theory."

Oddly enough, this has become an open topic of discussion on our local talk radio.

As well as the failings of the school system,
Corrupt cops
The inability for a person to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights
The hidden costs of illegal immigration
Corrupt politicians.


Etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

639 >>She's advocating for someone like me to be denied basic needs like electricity while whining that $174,000 a year isn't enough for her to live on.


Amazing, isn't it? It tool less than 6 months. And she lives with her BF, so they are double income/no kids and can't live on a combined income of maybe $250+?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 07:27 AM (W+vEI)

640 'Morning D-Doc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

641 There are more affordable areas to reside, but miss thing wouldn't choose to live there IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy

The current definition of "people like us" must get difficult at times.

Posted by: Miklos, who lived in Laurel at June 11, 2019 07:28 AM (QzkSJ)

642 633

visiting the Arabian Oryx Sanctuary?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 07:28 AM (JFO2v)

643 Forced labor in China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibETpC5E2iU

Footage from 2008. The claim in the video is that the footage has never been seen before. Story includes some details of current trade negotiations.


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 11, 2019 07:28 AM (vWMNq)

644 Maybe AOC can moonlight, if she can handle food service.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I heard she can handle foot longs.

Maybe a wiener cart on the corner?

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 07:28 AM (vd8XM)

645 'Morning D-Doc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

Morning

Comfort going out again. So it looks like I will be down at Portsmouth a lot again. How are things on the Lincoln?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2019 07:29 AM (FwN37)

646 'visiting the Arabian Oryx Sanctuary?"

Cultural exchange program.

From the sea.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

647 " How are things on the Lincoln? "

They are taking a brief break inport.

Other than that, all is well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)

648 639>>>

I have to die this morning so that there's more for her this afternoon.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 07:30 AM (ezcu9)

649 Miklos, smiling almost as if on command

I put an epic beatdown on a Leftist on a Discus thread. Life is good.

Ya know, every time had it's idiots and wackos. But they write to more people now. And serve in Congress to enslave us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

650 I have to die this morning so that there's more for her this afternoon.
Posted by: Hikaru

C'mon, were all in this together and will all get the same amount.

Well, except for me. I need and deserve more.

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

651 >>I have to die this morning so that there's more for her this afternoon.


Well, with that carbon footprint, it's practically your duty, citizen-serf!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 07:32 AM (W+vEI)

652 They are taking a brief break inport.

Other than that, all is well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)

Port calls can be dangerous. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2019 07:33 AM (FwN37)

653 Village Idiot's Apprentice

How is the area around Mencken's house on Union Square?

When I lived there it was an easy but too dangerous walk to the Gandy Dancer, a great Irish pub.

Posted by: H. L. Miklos at June 11, 2019 07:34 AM (QzkSJ)

654 Greeting and salutations fellow mouth breathers and slackers.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 11, 2019 07:34 AM (DEYzE)

655 Port calls can be dangerous. LOL


Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2019 07:33 AM

---

You ain't kidding.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2019 07:34 AM (JUOKG)

656 "How is the area around Mencken's house on Union Square? "

No better..

no worse than the overall chances of stupid shit happening.

Even the Inner Harbor is no longer assured of being issue free.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2019 07:36 AM (cqNba)

657 651>>>

I know.

Making less than 25% of what Donkey-Chompers does is just so damned greedy and wasteful.

That pittance should be in HER pocket instead!

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 07:36 AM (ezcu9)

658 And serve in Congress to enslave us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

So..."write your congressman" is out?

My congressman is Joe "YOU LIE" Wilson, and he responds.

I feel genuinely sorry for people who live in Blueworld.

Posted by: Miklos, he knows I'll come by in person too at June 11, 2019 07:36 AM (QzkSJ)

659 The Butt is much Hurt with this one!

https://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2019/06/making-bed-will-not-help-change-world/

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

660 Port calls can be dangerous.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

That is no shit. There I was, in a Lido Bar surrounded by Thai buy-me-drink girls, with only Italian lira in my pocket, when suddenly ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

661 " How are things on the Lincoln? "

They are taking a brief break inport.

Other than that, all is well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

So Mrs. Lincoln did enjoy the play.

Posted by: Miklos, good to know at June 11, 2019 07:39 AM (QzkSJ)

662 Every normal man must be tempted at times to hoist the black flag, and begin slicing off his big toe.

Posted by: freaked at June 11, 2019 07:39 AM (UdKB7)

663 Net shirt boy(?) up top has one thing going for him. While he is quite the sullen wimp, the feller still has bigger arm muscles than Hogg.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 11, 2019 07:40 AM (JoUsr)

664 Betoff thinks he won the TX senate race.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

665 JJ is NOOD.

And very slanty!

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 07:40 AM (vd8XM)

666 Miklos, he knows I'll come by in person too

I've spoken to my junior Fed Senator 5 times. I was right each time, in retrospect (Navy Leadership is in big trouble, in 2014, dump McCain etc). He seems to be bought off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

667 660>>>

One foe the Rooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2019 07:41 AM (ezcu9)

668 National Park service altering or taking down sign that glaciers would be gone by 2020.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 11, 2019 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

669 Back in 2010 when all of those Tea Party Congressmen were elected, they went out of their way to live frugally in DC. Some slept in their offices (yuck), but others shared apartments, one lived on a boat - they knew that DC wasn't *home* so they didn't get too settled in. Now that was an important mindset.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2019 07:42 AM (W+vEI)

670 Lizzy

My Congressman was one of them. Good man. He lost to a Deep State placeholder. Now he is the head of Heartland Institute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

671 Heh,

Traficant lived on a boat in DC.

Posted by: pawn at June 11, 2019 09:33 AM (VQAMj)

672 >>>>Why do the companies that sell "not meat" - Frankenfoods made from plant cells and/or vegetable cocktails - spend millions of dollars to make it look exactly like meat? Wouldn't that be a contradiction in vegetarian philosophy?

Hardly. We just don't want to eat meat. But I grew up eating it so food in burger form is still appealing. And this new generation of fakes is a huge improvement (with all the condiments of course).

Posted by: mediapostate at June 11, 2019 11:41 AM (oz1zE)

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