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Revealed: Joe Biden Is Actually A 4th Grader, Which May Explain His Groping Of Little Girls.


I thought this was a parody account, and a damned good one, but as far as I can tell, this is real. The former vice-president of the United States of America, and a (for now) significant candidate for the Democrat nomination for president is an immature, giggling little boy who gets all tingly when he thinks about his bestest friend!

I used to think that the Democrats were simply better at this kind of stuff: staying on message, ruthless focus on the goal, etc. But maybe with the rise of The Donald we are simply seeing a better Republican message machine that illuminates exactly how stupid the Democrat party really is!

Donald Trump may be many things, but a giggly adolescent he ain't. And that bodes well for 2020.

Posted by: CBD at 12:15 PM




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Posted by: HA at June 09, 2019 12:15 PM (MAstk)

2 He might be ghey too.

Posted by: HA at June 09, 2019 12:16 PM (MAstk)

3 This is totes gay. I assume that is the audience.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 09, 2019 12:17 PM (vV/gB)

4 3 This is totes gay. I assume that is the audience.
..

Black votes.

Posted by: HA at June 09, 2019 12:17 PM (MAstk)

5 What does this say of Jill who went up the Hill with old Gropey Joe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 12:18 PM (SpqyT)

6 No blacks do that. They have self respect.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 09, 2019 12:19 PM (vV/gB)

7 Wtfo?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:20 PM (LYheq)

8 Well. A friend is someone who helps you hide the bodies.

A GOOD friend, is one who help you take out the perp.

A Best FRIEND is in the Cell next to you going, 'was that fun, or what'.


By my definition, therefore, Biden and Obama in the same cell? OK then.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

9 He's looking at me!!!!

No huh!!!

Yes huh!!!

I'm rubber and you're glue.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 12:21 PM (TGayj)

10 6 Don't tell Don LeMon that.
Joe as a 4th grader? Maybe. He seems to have the mind of a child with all the nastiness that entails.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 09, 2019 12:21 PM (TkuZ0)

11 Michigan @ 1400 go Chase

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:21 PM (LYheq)

12 Yes, but this kind of slightly-infantilized thing plays well to millennials and Gen-Z-ers (or at least it's common wisdom that it does)

Posted by: Schmendrick at June 09, 2019 12:22 PM (U03kU)

13 Maybe, but if the Left keeps deplatforming any dissent, will it matter?

Sure, vile paste-eater Joe is a dolt, just like his best friend Barack, but will that be enough?

I STILL have relatives that whine about Trump despite all he's done, and all of it with no support from the media and even a lot of his own party.

Compare that to Obama, who had every advantage, everyone on his side, and was STILL a horrible failure as a President (at least, a failure towards the US)

Posted by: acethepug at June 09, 2019 12:22 PM (zHVcO)

14 The Trump message machine is a nuclear-powered pile driver.

The Republican message machine, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 12:23 PM (sdi6R)

15 Piggybacking on the Obama legacy, such as it is. That's some thin gruel, Joe.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:24 PM (m45I2)

16

Bestie and the Beastie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 12:24 PM (aKsyK)

17

Barebacking on the Obama legacy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

18 16

Bestie and the Beastie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 12:24 PM (aKsyK)

Of Mice and Men - but both are retards

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

19 OMG.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2019 12:25 PM (ufFY8)

20 A grown man put that picture on his twitter feed? Please tell me that at least is a parody.

Fourth grade boys would know better.

Posted by: Gem at June 09, 2019 12:26 PM (XoAz8)

21 I own a book. And, someday, I plan to read it.

Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortes, economist

The Commies have long altered videos to make their enemies look ridiculous or evil but with Chiquita they're forced to adapt.

CAUGHT! Far-Left group NowThis deliberately edits video to make AOC look less stupid questioning FBI official on domestic terrorism

https://bit.ly/2wKKNd2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

22 Where is Jeff Foxworthy when you need him?

"Are you smarter than Joey Bidet?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (SpqyT)

23 Two fags in a butt.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (vzk+c)

24 Hey Barack! Look what I made today during Crafts Hour at the Dover Day Center for Simpletons!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (m45I2)

25 22 Where is Jeff Foxworthy when you need him?

"Are you smarter than Joey Bidet?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (SpqyT)

Talk about a show with zero dramatic tension.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

26 14 rickl
Most repubs think their so so smart thinking on free trade, unlimited immigration, and smart subsidies. They are just fukn idiots chained to ideas that DO NOT work in the modern welfare state. Those that do not remember their Milton F are economic 4th graders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (LYheq)

27 Yeah that would explain it

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (BbGew)

28 Compare that to Obama, who had every advantage, everyone on his side, and was STILL a horrible failure as a President (at least, a failure towards the US)
Posted by: acethepug at June 09, 2019 12:22 PM (zHVcO)

Note, under Obama our economy stagnated, while other economies got stronger.

With Obama Islam was on the rise. It was winning in multiple theatres.

Turkey got stronger. Iran go stronger. Egypt was in turmoil. Libya fell. Syria almost fell.

EU Expanded, with OUR help, and we continued to defend it on our dime.

Federal Government got MORE powerful, while no longer having equal application of our own laws.

The Power of the Federal Government was used to spy on Reporters, Whistleblowers, and even other Presidential Campaigns.

Race Relations in the US got WORSE, and I would say, MUCH Worse.

If he does not go down as the worst President in history, its only because they will be able to scrub the historic record.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

29 Joe Biden has been making a fool of hisself since he could crawl.

Stealing and double dealing too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2019 12:29 PM (Z+IKu)

30 People don't really like talking about this stuff, because it's too real... there is a notion that a "true pedophile" is indeed, one who PREFERS the company of children.

Sex may or may not be pertinent to it. Attraction, from this perspective, has to do with relatibility, and in this sense, it's a separate question of whether the person wants to, or does, have sex with children.

Biden has a disturbing tendency to reveal his attraction to, and mental affinity with children, and in that way, appears to be a "true pedophile."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:30 PM (cY3LT)

31 If he does not go down as the worst President in history, its only because they will be able to scrub the historic record.
Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

Note, however, that all the things you listed were exactly what he wanted.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 12:30 PM (NWiLs)

32 6 No blacks do that. They have self respect.
..

It's about putting his name next to Obama's.

Posted by: HA at June 09, 2019 12:32 PM (MAstk)

33 I halfway expected Joe Biden to be a good basketball player, given the way he dribbles.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:32 PM (m45I2)

34 He SHOULD be worst President ever, but sadly I don't know if I will be here to see it.

Posted by: acethepug at June 09, 2019 12:32 PM (zHVcO)

35 31 If he does not go down as the worst President in history, its only because they will be able to scrub the historic record.
Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

Note, however, that all the things you listed were exactly what he wanted.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 12:30 PM (NWiLs)

Oh, I agree.

He said he would fundamentally change the US.

Problem is, that when he started we were the best most prosperous and most powerful country ever.

The only way to change the best, is to make it worse.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

36 John Nolte at Breitbart has a good investigative piece on another of Joe's problems, his 5 deferments for asthma that managed to keep him out of the Vietnam War. But it didn't stop him from school sports or being a lifeguard:

https://tinyurl.com/yy7d3xf2

Also, Joe claims in his biography that he once fought off Corn Pop's knife attack with a steel chain wrapped around his arm. That musta taken several inhaler hits to pull off.

Biden --> Corn Pop
Booker --> T-Bone

Cory wins the fairy tale competition.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 09, 2019 12:33 PM (Z4rgH)

37 Biden has a disturbing tendency to reveal his attraction to, and mental affinity with children, and in that way, appears to be a "true pedophile."
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:30 PM (cY3LT)


Or I guess if we're being specific, a "true hebephile," as his age range appears to be early teens, not younger children.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:33 PM (cY3LT)

38 The Republican message machine, not so much.
Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 12:23 PM (sdi6R

-------

This. Trump and Trumpists share very little in common with the Republicans.

And it's not so much that they're bad at "messaging." They appear that way, but the messaging is muted/undiscipined by necessity.

Because unlike Democrats, the Republican message is nothing but a pack of lies. For better or worse, Dems say what they mean, while Republicans say what they think will trick us into electing them so they can govern like the liberals they really are.

When you spend decades lying about your beliefs, people necessarily won't have their hearts in it, they start lying in different directions, etc. until nobody is convinced of your lies anymore.

Trump, on the other hand, believes the things he says, and it's much more convincing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 12:33 PM (5aX2M)

39 The only way to change the best, is to make it worse.
Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

Yes indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

40 Two fags in a butt.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (vzk+c)

So you think that the subtext here is that Biden is gay, and is either Obama's lover or wants to be?

Sorry, but that is fvcking stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:34 PM (wYseH)

41 Sanders: I Spent My Whole Life Fighting Against Authoritarianism Like the Soviet Union and Venezuela

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And also be fights against the big lie propaganda technique.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

42 Or I guess if we're being specific, a "true hebephile," as his age range appears to be early teens, not younger children.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:33 PM (cY3LT)

I thought Hebephiles were supporters of Benjamin Netanyahu.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 12:35 PM (V2Yro)

43 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 12:33 PM (5aX2M)

Good points, but I also think that Trump is taking over the Republican messaging, and the inside-the-beltway worms are scrambling to keep up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:36 PM (wYseH)

44 38
Because unlike Democrats, the Republican message is nothing but a pack of lies. For better or worse, Dems say what they mean, while Republicans say what they think will trick us into electing them so they can govern like the liberals they really are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 12:33 PM (5aX2M)


Remember that the Republican establishment wanted nothing to do with either Goldwater or Reagan.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 12:36 PM (sdi6R)

45 So you think that the subtext here is that Biden is gay, and is either Obama's lover or wants to be?

Sorry, but that is fvcking stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:34 PM (wYseH)

There is a new Metrosexual trend out there, of 'Straight' Men who act like Flaming Homosexuals.

Because Gay is cool. Metro is cool. Feminine is to be mimicked.

And actual Manliness is denigrated and made fun of.

Not sure if there is a 'word' for this trend yet.. but we need one.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

46 So I see a flower, a smiley face, a blue star and something else. What's that fourth thing? A piece of cake?

Can anybody make it out?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:39 PM (m45I2)

47 Democrats are not only have superior cohesion but super code skills. That bracelet is super code.
Bracelet message holds fate of the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 12:39 PM (eZaRj)

48 Good points, but I also think that Trump is taking over the Republican messaging, and the inside-the-beltway worms are scrambling to keep up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:36 PM (wYseH)

------

Definitely. Trump is tearing their Party up and rebuilding it in his own image, and that of his voters. Their time draws to a close, thank G-d.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 12:40 PM (5aX2M)

49 46 So I see a flower, a smiley face, a blue star and something else. What's that fourth thing? A piece of cake?

Can anybody make it out?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:39 PM (m45I2)

If its a blue clover, did this come out of a Lucky Charms box?

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

50 Not sure if there is a 'word' for this trend yet.. but we need one.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

"Asshole."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:40 PM (wYseH)

51 47 Democrats are not only have superior cohesion but super code skills. That bracelet is super code.
Bracelet message holds fate of the world.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 12:39 PM (eZaRj)

DRINK MORE COOLAID?

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

52 The piece of pizza (or is it pie?) charm really makes the bracelet.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 09, 2019 12:41 PM (UqBNV)

53 to be fair, Barack actually gave him that bracelet

https://twitter.com/velvethammer/status/
1137757369612558337

note the pizza charm...

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:41 PM (dm05u)

54 46 So I see a flower, a smiley face, a blue star and something else. What's that fourth thing? A piece of cake?

Can anybody make it out?

..................

Guess I should have read the comments first!!

Posted by: Molly k. at June 09, 2019 12:42 PM (UqBNV)

55 Most likely, Biden has no idea how to use a computer or a spyphone. This makes sense when you think about what kind of twits he would hire as Social Media Consultants.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 12:42 PM (vtd+q)

56 I'm old enough to remember when presidential campaigns and the people who followed them actually mentioned policy positions at least occasionally. Now it's all about feelings and/or "gotcha" moments.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:43 PM (m45I2)

57 28. Don Obama will be remembered as the 1st African American president. Nothing else, that will be his only legacy. Why, affirmative action, he could not be allowed to fail.

Posted by: Picric at June 09, 2019 12:43 PM (cQBid)

58 Over at Oberlin, the story of the Libel verdict is getting better and better over the weekend! The Verdict, finding absolutely in favor of Gibson's bakery came on Friday afternoon; by Friday evening, Oberlin's General Counsel, named Varner, sent out a letter to Oberlin alumni saying that the jury ignored the evidence, and that Oberlin had done nothing that they were found by the jury to have done.

BUT... there's a procedural quirk in Ohio State Law, which is that in cases like this, the Jury first decides liability owing to the plaintiff, but then if they find that the defendants (Oberlin) are liable, then they recess and meet again later to decide whether or not to assess punitive damages. So, the trial is NOT over - the original verdict came in on Friday afternoon, and the Judge read it, and then recessed the Jury until Tuesday, when there will be a hearing on Punitive damages.

and it looks like one of the pieces of evidence presented at the Punitive Damages hearing will be the letter from Oberlin's General Counsel saying that the Jury is a bunch of idiots who don't know what they're doing. HA!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 12:43 PM (V2Yro)

59 There is a new Metrosexual trend out there, of 'Straight' Men who act like Flaming Homosexuals.

Because Gay is cool. Metro is cool. Feminine is to be mimicked.

-
Post Watergate, Phillip Roth wrote a Nixon satire entitled Our Gang. In it Nixon contemplates declaring himself homosexual to defend against any accusations of sexual impropriety. (He backs off when his aides inform him what homos actually do.) Once again, reality conquers satire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

60 50 Not sure if there is a 'word' for this trend yet.. but we need one.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

"Asshole."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:40 PM (wYseH)

LOL, was at my Girlfriends kids BBQ a couple weeks ago. Kids are in their late 20's early 30's.

Her two Son in Laws were asking me if I wanted to go get a Manipede with them.

I said, 'There's no Man in Pedicure, no thank you'.

The Generational divide is REALLY stark right now.


Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

61 Biden/Harris 2020 - They're Magically Delicious

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:45 PM (m45I2)

62 actually it does look more like pie

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:46 PM (dm05u)

63 53
note the pizza charm...

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:41 PM (dm05u)


Hmm.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 12:46 PM (sdi6R)

64 I got a wicked crush on Barry's voters, but I dare not bring them home to mom.

Posted by: Regular paste eatin' joe at June 09, 2019 12:47 PM (6/uwW)

65 They are trying to win voters back from Warren.

Chicks mostly.

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2019 12:47 PM (ZfRYq)

66 I lurv Baracky O'Cracky.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 09, 2019 12:47 PM (EgshT)

67 57 28. Don Obama will be remembered as the 1st African American president. Nothing else, that will be his only legacy. Why, affirmative action, he could not be allowed to fail.
Posted by: Picric at June 09, 2019 12:43 PM (cQBid)

He was only Half Black, and raised in part by a Malaysian Stepfather, then WHITE Grandparents.

Future historians will hopefully write about this.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

68 actually it does look more like pie
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:46 PM (dm05u)


I was thinking cookie cake.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (cY3LT)

69 Can anybody make it out?


A dunce or a clowns hat?

Posted by: dartist at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (K22Va)

70 the korean ladies at the local.nail salon do.an awesome pedicure - you sit in a massage chair with your feet in a jet bsth and they give you a foot massage.

if you don't want to try it, buy your wifey a visit

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (dm05u)

71 So sitting in church 1 Sunday about 109 years ago. See this gal and told my friend I'ma need some if that. I think I was going into senior year and had dumped a gf. So we meet after exchange land lines etc. So we talk and I do not find her at school all week. Then I find out she is 14 and it creeps me out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (LYheq)

72 Corn Pop??? Sounds like a bad ass.

Posted by: Elliot M. at June 09, 2019 12:49 PM (UTKPt)

73 I also think that Trump is taking over the Republican messaging, and the inside-the-beltway worms are scrambling to keep up.

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The Russians are so anti-Trump because they don't want to go to prison. The Never Trumpets because they don't want to be rendered entirely irrelevant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 09, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

74 I wonder if Creep Uncle Joe ever nuzzled Malia?

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 12:49 PM (3JbJY)

75
it looks like one of the pieces of evidence presented at the Punitive Damages hearing will be the letter from Oberlin's General Counsel saying that the Jury is a bunch of idiots who don't know what they're doing. HA!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo

======

I'll see your three exclamation marks and raise you one.

That General Counsel is Donica Thomas Varner. Black female. Termination-proof.

HA!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 12:49 PM (13CQC)

76 They are trying to win voters back from Warren.

Chicks mostly.
Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2019 12:47 PM (ZfRYq)


I'll leave it to others, but I'm thinking this split personality in the Democrat Party would have to be a disaster for them.

There's the old left, and the new left, with no discernible way to reconcile the two, from my perspective. But... since logic and facts have nothing to do with either in the first place, maybe they just rally around the D, and don't care much for who or why or what, when it all comes down to the eventual general election voting booth.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:50 PM (cY3LT)

77
He signed Obama's yearbook too. BFF!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 12:51 PM (Wx/+I)

78 71 So sitting in church 1 Sunday about 109 years ago. See this gal and told my friend I'ma need some if that. I think I was going into senior year and had dumped a gf. So we meet after exchange land lines etc. So we talk and I do not find her at school all week. Then I find out she is 14 and it creeps me out.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (LYheq)

I had the same thing happen; BUT there's a huge difference when both parties are under the age of 20, and the case when one of them is over 30. I think when I was 18 I was still about 14 years old mentally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 12:51 PM (V2Yro)

79
Corn Pop??? Sounds like a bad ass.

Posted by: Elliot M. at June 09, 2019 12:49 PM (UTKPt)

He used to run with the Snap, Crackle and Pop gang

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2019 12:51 PM (ncMPR)

80 The real problem for the democrats is that Trump has cracked the "competence" code. Up until Trump, at least in recent times, both parties have been functionally incompetent. Trump has manifested their primal fear of him from the beginning -- that as a citizen/businessman figure of proven efficacy and accomplishment he would expose the sham of the politician/specialist.

Now that Trump has done this and shown America what is possible, the democrats, who remain grossly incompetent (as do the Republicans but who have Trump to mitigate their incompetence), have only emotional, aesthetic and base appeals left to them. So they descend further, desperately, into adolescent hortatory.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 12:51 PM (H8QX8)

81 They are trying to win voters back from Warren.

Chicks mostly.
Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2019 12:47 PM (ZfRYq)

=====

Fauxcahontas have heap big squaw vote?

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 12:51 PM (3JbJY)

82 ruthless focus on the goal
Legislatively, I think they are. But the internet has changed their hold on only their message being delivered. Which of course is why gaggle, faceboot etc are trying to deplatform.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2019 12:52 PM (r+sAi)

83 I saw nuzzling Malia at the dollar theater. Left after opening credits.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:52 PM (LYheq)

84 The Obama/Biden Years: When Men Were Men and Goats Were Scared.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 09, 2019 12:52 PM (EgshT)

85 I wonder if Creep Uncle Joe ever nuzzled Malia?
Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 12:49 PM (3JbJY)


Nah, he seems to limit himself to pasty white and Asian girls. She'd have been too dark for his tastes.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:52 PM (cY3LT)

86 56 I'm old enough to remember when presidential campaigns and the people who followed them actually mentioned policy positions at least occasionally. Now it's all about feelings and/or "gotcha" moments.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:43 PM (m45I2)


So what *did* the dinosaurs look like, Grampa?

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 12:52 PM (sdi6R)

87 I have a photo from my early twenties, with my BFFs and me taking a smoke break on a winter morning during range practice, holding our AKs, RPKs, and a couple of SMGs.

There's mist and smoke in the mountain air. We were all young, handsome, and clearly ferocious.

We're all still friends, and still ferocious, if less handsome.

My friendship charms >>>> Biden's creepy, lame little bracelet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 12:53 PM (5aX2M)

88 Ctrl-f pizza

Posted by: phone of kari at June 09, 2019 12:53 PM (owLOt)

89 Tom Servo

I resemble that remark.

I'm sure the 'ettes and my wife would have a field dayfun time discussion our maturity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 12:53 PM (u82oZ)

90 So I see a flower, a smiley face, a blue star and something else. What's that fourth thing? A piece of cake?

Can anybody make it out?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:39 PM (m45I2)

Looks like a slice of cream pie with "stuff" in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 12:54 PM (7njPr)

91

Sugar Pops Pete

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 12:54 PM (aKsyK)

92 90 Looks like a slice of cream pie with "stuff" in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 12:54 PM (7njPr)

=====

Bathhouse Barry enjoying cream pies does not suprise me in the least ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (3JbJY)

93 I'm sure the 'ettes and my wife would have a field dayfun time discussion our maturity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 12:53 PM (u82oZ)

I've decided I'm too old to grow up.

Not even going to bother to try.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (NgKpN)

94 I don't always have BFFs but when I do they are child sniffers.

Posted by: Bhussein at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (LYheq)

95 Obama was the one who started the friendship bracelet thing. See #1 in this article:

https://people.com/politics/obama-biden-bromance-friendship-photos/

Posted by: IrishEi at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (NtglE)

96
Dear Barack -

I like you, do you like me?

(Please say, "yes"! Please, please, please!)

Your bestest pal ever,

Joey Choo-Choo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (pNxlR)

97 Remember that the Republican establishment wanted nothing to do with either Goldwater or Reagan.
Posted by: rickl

I worry what comes after Trump.

I didn't expect much from Trump, thought he'd govern a bit to the left (New York and all). I still don't think he's Republican, at least ideology wise. He's pragmatic doing rational things that improve our lot which just happen to be in the wheel house of decades of Republican idle promises.

God bless him. He fights.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (+Tibp)

98 I see Paris
I see France
I see Mooch's underpants

Posted by: Paste-Eatin' Joe at June 09, 2019 12:55 PM (PZecr)

99 The Generational divide is REALLY stark right now.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

I see mid-late 20s men quite often (we own one), and the ones I come across are actually men! They are missing a lot in terms of their upbringing, but in the admittedly small sample I see, they will turn into real people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:56 PM (wYseH)

100 So sitting in church 1 Sunday about 109 years ago. See this gal and told my friend I'ma need some if that. I think I was going into senior year and had dumped a gf. So we meet after exchange land lines etc. So we talk and I do not find her at school all week. Then I find out she is 14 and it creeps me out.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (LYheq)

I had the same thing happen; BUT there's a huge difference when both parties are under the age of 20, and the case when one of them is over 30. I think when I was 18 I was still about 14 years old mentally.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 12:51 PM (V2Yro)


And this is where it's impossible for the Roy Moore situation to be resolved with anything like sanity, in 2019.

Moore was around 30 or so, when he was "courting" girls in their mid to late teens. This was socially acceptable, at the time... if that's all he was doing. Courting.

If he was sexing them, that's different. It would have never been acceptable. Not then, not now. But I think we'll never know. Which is why he's a political loss, no matter what the truth was/is. If he won't stay out of the next Senate race down there, he's a selfish bastard, and should be shunned by all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:57 PM (cY3LT)

101 He used to run with the Snap, Crackle and Pop gang


********


Those guys were cereal killers!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 12:57 PM (m45I2)

102 A best friend brings the shovel, tarp and lye. No questions asked.

Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2019 12:57 PM (xzK3J)

103 #CandyGram!

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (EgshT)

104 I thought it a telling moment when Joe threatened the Ukrainians. It kinda reminded me of Melissa Click.

"Boy, I really showed them what a tough guy I am. I invoked my pal Barack"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (2kj6M)

105 I've said it before, I'll say it again - Trump 2020 in a yuuuuge landslide - rivaling or exceeding Nixon 72 and Reagan '84!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (RcMUX)

106 "So I see a flower, a smiley face, a blue star and something else. What's that fourth thing? A piece of cake? "


A bracelet made of cheap plastic crap from China would make a great gift for the Queen.

Posted by: Joe'n'Bo at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (UdKB7)

107 Sorry Joe but I got Barack`s bestest friend swingin to and fro

Posted by: Big Mike at June 09, 2019 01:00 PM (yhf6w)

108 We used to laugh at older guys who would grow a moustache, smoke a little pot and buy polyester bell-bottoms in an effort to act half their age.

Joe Biden is doing the political version of that dance. It is inauthentic, yes--but more importantly, it is the opposite of leadership. It is following the crowd. He's just another Pander Bear chasing the Dragon's Tail.

But enough about the bribes China paid his kid.

Thoroughly Modern Joey wants all you Hep Kidz to know that he is all about the Trans-Gentlered. He swings with the Intercessionality, he's for paying Repartitions, he's up on the White Prevalence and he's down with the #MeAlso--movement. "And did I mention I marched with the Lion King?"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 09, 2019 01:00 PM (Ndje9)

109 107 Sorry Joe but I got Barack`s bestest friend swingin to and fro
Posted by: Big Mike at June 09, 2019 01:00 PM (yhf6w)

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Put your pants on! This is a public forum! ;-p

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 01:01 PM (3JbJY)

110 A bracelet made of cheap plastic crap from China would make a great gift for the Queen.
Posted by: Joe'n'Bo at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM
~~~~~


See my #95. Obama first gave the bracelets to Biden.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 09, 2019 01:01 PM (NtglE)

111

Choo Choo Choose Me!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 09, 2019 01:02 PM (aKsyK)

112 I talk to my friends from 4th grade every day, and if I ever sent a tweet like that they would fly out here just to kick my ass.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2019 01:02 PM (EZebt)

113 Oh, Uncle Joe. I miss you soooooo.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 09, 2019 01:02 PM (EgshT)

114
Moore was around 30 or so, when he was "courting" girls in their mid to late teens. This was socially acceptable, at the time... if that's all he was doing. Courting.

If he was sexing them, that's different.

======

Not taking any side on Roy Moore, just asking for clarification. Courting is essentially TRYING to sex. I'm not sure he was doing that. It seems like he took a benevolent interest in these girls but never tried to sex them. My memory could be faulty owing to all the fog over that episode.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)

115 I've said it before, I'll say it again - Trump 2020 in a yuuuuge landslide - rivaling or exceeding Nixon 72 and Reagan '84!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (RcMUX)


I assume political strategizing is like military strategery (to borrow a term). Somebody somewhere has the job of doing all the "what if" scenarios, and I'm absolutely certain the Dems have a plan for if/when this happens.

They'll come out with more crime accusations against Trump, especially if they make ANY sort of gains in the Senate. I don't balance the balance is 50/50. If the number is more than 50 Republicans, the closer it gets to 50, the more likely they'll pull the trigger on impeachment.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (cY3LT)

116 My next question: Did somebody make this bracelet specifically for Joe and BHO, or is it like those miniature license plates with first names on them that are sold in tourist traps and the names Barack and Joe came up randomly on the algorithm?

Aaron-Abigail-Alice-Amelia...
Barack-Barbara-Ben-...
Carol- Charlie-Colleen...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (m45I2)

117 There's the old left, and the new left, with no discernible way to reconcile the two, from my perspective.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:50 PM (cY3LT)


I said just this yesterday to my wife: how does the Democrat Party paper over the yawning chasms that typify it?

Identity politics have come home to roost. The Democrats need to woo white male working class voters, as they found out in 2016. How are they going to do that? Are those voters going to go for any of the candidates bleating about "reparations?" I imagine that notion is anathema to them. Are they going to go for either of the homosexuals, or the crazy senile uncle in the attic?

And what will their platform be? Improving the economy? Cutting unemployment? Promoting illegal immigration (which polls right behind herpes)? Foreign policy? What?

PLUS, as you point out, they now have yet another yawning chasm, this time between the old left and the new left, the latter being prone to violence and extremism generally. The new left will go to the mattresses if the nominee is not a Pol Pot knockoff, whereas the old left sees that as a recipe for another McGovernesque shellacking.

I fully expect the Democrat convention this time around to turn out like Chicago in 1968, with full-on rioting in the streets if the new left is unhappy. Which they will be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (gHApq)

118 If he was sexing them, that's different. It would have never been acceptable. Not then, not now. But I think we'll never know. Which is why he's a political loss, no matter what the truth was/is. If he won't stay out of the next Senate race down there, he's a selfish bastard, and should be shunned by all.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:57 PM (cY3LT)

Except in every Rock and Roll song from 1950 on.

Cause she was just 17, and you know what I mean. My little Cherry Pie.

Oh, and lots of movies... ever see Gigi? Gidget?

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (NgKpN)

119 I don't balance the balance is 50/50. If the number is more than 50 Republicans, the closer it gets to 50, the more likely they'll pull the trigger on impeachment.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (cY3LT)


"I don't believe the balance is..."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:04 PM (cY3LT)

120 There'll be a hot time in the bathouse tonight!

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 09, 2019 01:04 PM (EgshT)

121 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 09, 2019 01:05 PM (34DX1)

122 105 I've said it before, I'll say it again - Trump 2020 in a yuuuuge landslide - rivaling or exceeding Nixon 72 and Reagan '84!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (RcMUX)


I don't think that's possible today. The demographics have changed too much.

And I still think it's possible that Trump wins re-election while the GOPe takes a dive in the House and Senate. For example, I've already stated that I will not vote for the turncoat Brian Fitzpatrick again. So if he doesn't get primaried, it's likely the Democrats will take that seat.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 01:05 PM (sdi6R)

123 My 23&Me tells me I'm 98.9% Northern European. I am more American black than the Dogeater, at least culturally.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (+Tibp)

124 Moore was around 30 or so, when he was "courting" girls in their mid to late teens. This was socially acceptable, at the time... if that's all he was doing. Courting.

If he was sexing them, that's different.

======

Not taking any side on Roy Moore, just asking for clarification. Courting is essentially TRYING to sex. I'm not sure he was doing that. It seems like he took a benevolent interest in these girls but never tried to sex them. My memory could be faulty owing to all the fog over that episode.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)


I mean "courting" in the sense that he was seeking a potential wife.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (cY3LT)

125 We used to laugh at older guys who would grow a moustache, smoke a little pot and buy polyester bell-bottoms in an effort to act half their age.

Joe Biden is doing the political version of that dance. It is inauthentic, yes--but more importantly, it is the opposite of leadership. It is following the crowd. He's just another Pander Bear chasing the Dragon's Tail.


And what about Betoff? I never thought I'd live to see a nominal Presidential candidate riding a skateboard, and just generally acting like a retarded 14 year-old.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (gHApq)

126 The regional government of Alkmaar in the Netherlands uploaded some rare WWII footage to its official government YouTube account.

Guess what happened?

YOUTUBE DELETED THE ENTIRE ACCOUNT AS "HATE SPEECH" because the video contains images of violence (apparently -- YouTube never gave a reason)!

https://www.nhnieuws.nl/nieuws/247346/ officieel-videoarchief-groot-deel-noord-holland-offline- gehaald-na-censuur-actie-van-youtube

The government of the Netherlands complained to YouTube -- AND GOT TOTALLY IGNORED. Ten years' worth of rare historical footage now possibly lost.

YouTube is out of control.

Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oFcdC)

127 It's good the campaign decided to not go wit the trapper keeper with 'JB+BO=4EVER' scrawled on it in Bic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

128 40 Two fags in a butt.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (vzk+c)

So you think that the subtext here is that Biden is gay, and is either Obama's lover or wants to be?

Sorry, but that is fvcking stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:34 PM (wYseH)

Maybe it's some kind of English double-stuffed smoke. A cigarettucken.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

129 And I still think it's possible that Trump wins re-election while the GOPe takes a dive in the House and Senate. For example, I've already stated that I will not vote for the turncoat Brian Fitzpatrick again. So if he doesn't get primaried, it's likely the Democrats will take that seat.
Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 01:05 PM (sdi6R)

=====

Did same here in AZ three years ago, write in voting for Cthulhu rather than McCain, the greater evil.

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 01:07 PM (3JbJY)

130 Not taking any side on Roy Moore, just asking for clarification. Courting is essentially TRYING to sex. I'm not sure he was doing that. It seems like he took a benevolent interest in these girls but never tried to sex them. My memory could be faulty owing to all the fog over that episode.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)

"Courting" in the old-fashioned sense, of interviewing women with a view to picking one to marry. In most cases, with the permission of the girls's parents.

I would say that Moore's courting was pretty much 19th Century in style. I am sure he wanted a virgin bride.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 01:08 PM (7njPr)

131 We used to laugh at older guys who would grow a moustache, smoke a little pot and buy polyester bell-bottoms in an effort to act half their age.
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LOL. It wasn't bell bottoms, but those guys cracked me up as a kid. By the age of eighteen, I was dressing in slacks, button-downs, black flatcaps and French wool overcoats in a conscious effort to look twice my age. Now that I am twice that age, I care (a little bit) less about my dapper appearance, but I can't imagine trying to dress young.

Especially now that it means you have to be super-fruity and wear leggings and shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 01:09 PM (5aX2M)

132 Okay. I've decoded the bracelet.

The flower and the star bracket 'Barack'. They symbolize Obamacare (the flower of health) and the Obamas' cozy relationship with Hollywood (stars).

The smiley face and the piece of pie bracket "Joe". These symbolize his goofy grin and his predilection for campaigning in diners, ordering pie and having biker chicks sit in his lap.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 01:10 PM (m45I2)

133 note the pizza charm...

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:41 PM (dm05u)
----------------------

Pepperoni super code.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:10 PM (eZaRj)

134 There's the old left, and the new left, with no discernible way to reconcile the two, from my perspective.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 12:50 PM (cY3LT)

I said just this yesterday to my wife: how does the Democrat Party paper over the yawning chasms that typify it?

Identity politics have come home to roost. The Democrats need to woo white male working class voters, as they found out in 2016. How are they going to do that? Are those voters going to go for any of the candidates bleating about "reparations?" I imagine that notion is anathema to them. Are they going to go for either of the homosexuals, or the crazy senile uncle in the attic?

And what will their platform be? Improving the economy? Cutting unemployment? Promoting illegal immigration (which polls right behind herpes)? Foreign policy? What?

PLUS, as you point out, they now have yet another yawning chasm, this time between the old left and the new left, the latter being prone to violence and extremism generally. The new left will go to the mattresses if the nominee is not a Pol Pot knockoff, whereas the old left sees that as a recipe for another McGovernesque shellacking.

I fully expect the Democrat convention this time around to turn out like Chicago in 1968, with full-on rioting in the streets if the new left is unhappy. Which they will be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (gHApq)


I must admit to being genuinely surprised when I encounter males over a certain age, who still talk openly about supporting the Democrat Party.

Either they are really really good at deception (meaning they have me fooled), or they are so thoroughly brainwashed, they can't see the forest for the trees.

I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised, it's just so weird to me to see grown men so fully incapable of logical thought.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:10 PM (cY3LT)

135 YouTube is out of control.
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oFcdC)

Yes, disturbing business. Not a word from Trump.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:11 PM (H8QX8)

136 Compare that to Obama, who had every advantage, everyone on his side, and was STILL a horrible failure as a President (at least, a failure towards the US)
Posted by: acethepug at June 09, 2019 12:22 PM (zHVcO)

FYI, the correct term is 'SCOAMF'.

Carry on.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 09, 2019 01:11 PM (Vy7tf)

137 "122
105 I've said it before, I'll say it again - Trump 2020 in a yuuuuge landslide - rivaling or exceeding Nixon 72 and Reagan '84!



Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (RcMUX)



I don't think that's possible today. The demographics have changed too much......"


I'm practicing visualize, prayerize, actualize.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 09, 2019 01:12 PM (RcMUX)

138 The government of the Netherlands complained to YouTube -- AND GOT TOTALLY IGNORED. Ten years' worth of rare historical footage now possibly lost.

YouTube is out of control.
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oFcdC)

How can anything uploaded to Ewetoob be "lost"? All they ever get from the uploaders is a copy, and the original still resides in the hard drive of the computer from which it was uploaded.

Not to mention that if it was historical "footage" from that era, the original is on film, and had to be captured and digitized somewhere, presumably not Ewetoob.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 01:12 PM (7njPr)

139 No way gropey Joe is ghey

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:12 PM (BbGew)

140 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)

"Courting" in the old-fashioned sense, of interviewing women with a view to picking one to marry. In most cases, with the permission of the girls's parents.

I would say that Moore's courting was pretty much 19th Century in style. I am sure he wanted a virgin bride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 01:08 PM (7njPr)


Yes. The virgin bride, and the later we got into the 20th century, the younger one had to look to find one.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:13 PM (cY3LT)

141 I've said it before, I'll say it again - Trump 2020 in a yuuuuge landslide - rivaling or exceeding Nixon 72 and Reagan '84!


Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 09, 2019 12:59 PM (RcMUX)


More like Bush in 1988. There are some states like California, Illinois, New York, Massachusetts that are beyond hope or screwed because of a city or county. Still a 40 state win would be good.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2019 01:13 PM (ncMPR)

142 135 YouTube is out of control.
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oFcdC)

Yes, disturbing business. Not a word from Trump.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:11 PM (H8QX

=====

I keep backups on external disk of all videos I upload to YouTube -- http://www.youtube.com/user/KingsnakeSince1986 , since you asked -- not because of politics, but just in case I ever need to move them to another platform ..

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 01:13 PM (3JbJY)

143 131 We used to laugh at older guys who would grow a moustache, smoke a little pot and buy polyester bell-bottoms in an effort to act half their age. "

I remember one of our biggest laughs in boyscouts was when the boys and their fathers in our troop were able to go out on a water skiing excursion together. A friend's dad was a salesman, always put a lot of effort into Looking Good (in the 70's style) so we all fell out laughing for what seemed like hours when he got out there on the water skis and his hair, which had looked perfect up until then, was suddenly this long curtain hanging down to his shoulder on one side with a great big shiny bald dome on top. And he didn't realize it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (V2Yro)

144 117
I fully expect the Democrat convention this time around to turn out like Chicago in 1968, with full-on rioting in the streets if the new left is unhappy. Which they will be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (gHApq)


*rummages in couch to find more money to invest in popcorn futures*

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (sdi6R)

145 So you think that the subtext here is that Biden is gay, and is either Obama's lover or wants to be?

Sorry, but that is fvcking stupid.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 09, 2019 12:34 PM (wYseH)
-----------

If that pic is real, I'm not sure what I believe any more.

That bracelet is really creepy.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (WEBkv)

146 Yes. The virgin bride, and the later we got into the 20th century, the younger one had to look to find one.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:13 PM (cY3LT)

One has to adopt a relative scale nowadays.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

147 139 No way gropey Joe is ghey


Only for himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

148 26 14 rickl
Most repubs think their so so smart thinking on free trade, unlimited immigration, and smart subsidies. They are just fukn idiots chained to ideas that DO NOT work in the modern welfare state. Those that do not remember their Milton F are economic 4th graders.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (LYheq)

Ugggh. Jackie Walorski in Indiana. Panders to the RV industry (centered in Elkhart and made with Mexican Labor, illegal and legal). Has an axe to grind for tariffs because 'they are going to destroy the rv industry!!!'. Uhh, no. No they have not.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (Vy7tf)

149 No way gropey Joe is ghey
Posted by: Skip

If the shameless ham-handed pandering of the 50 Demo candidates tell me anything, then Joe is willing to learn.

Posted by: Blutarski at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (+Tibp)

150 The regional government of Alkmaar in the Netherlands uploaded some rare WWII footage to its official government YouTube account.

Guess what happened?

YOUTUBE DELETED THE ENTIRE ACCOUNT AS "HATE SPEECH" because the video contains images of violence (apparently -- YouTube never gave a reason)!

Posted by: zombie


WW2 footage? Probably deleted because swastikas and nazis, but mostly swastikas.

So triggering.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (P1f+c)

151 Barry-O
I need you soooo
This you know

Posted by: Regular paste eatin' joe at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (6/uwW)

152
And what about Betoff? I never thought I'd live to see a nominal Presidential candidate riding a skateboard, and just generally acting like a retarded 14 year-old.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (gHApq)

Ha! Spicoli for President!

Posted by: Elliot M. at June 09, 2019 01:15 PM (UTKPt)

153
Yes, disturbing business. Not a word from Trump.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:11 PM (H8QX

Trump does have bigger things to worry about than what videos people can watch on youtube.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (V2Yro)

154 YouTube, check out Hannity's channel - It's all Russian.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (eZaRj)

155 Keep this up YouTube and the Dutch are going to get serious about creating a Digital Sabot to whack your whole business model apart.

Dutch MEP's in Brussels to YouTube, "Behold the power of a fully operational bureaucratic state."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (SpqyT)

156 152
And what about Betoff? I never thought I'd live to see a nominal Presidential candidate riding a skateboard, and just generally acting like a retarded 14 year-old.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (gHApq)

Ha! Spicoli for President!
Posted by: Elliot M. at June 09, 2019 01:15 PM (UTKPt)

Forced out of the race after stating, upon being asked to comment on his competitors, "Those guys are fags!"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

157
"Courting" in the old-fashioned sense, of interviewing women with a view to picking one to marry. In most cases, with the permission of the girls's parents.

I would say that Moore's courting was pretty much 19th Century in style. I am sure he wanted a virgin bride.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

======

Odd he always picked troubled girls then. In some cases, girls who didn't have parents practically speaking, certainly not two.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (13CQC)

158 YouTube is out of control.
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oFcdC)

Yes, disturbing business. Not a word from Trump.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:11 PM (H8QX


Don't worry, I'm sure Pewdiepie will be on it. Or more accurately, Mary Ham. Or more ACCURATELY accurately, Poppy Gloria... who, spoiler alert, is NOT dead after all.

Seriously, Pewds is as reliable a source as anybody right now, on the absurdity of Youtube's approach to censorship and deplatforming and demonetizing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (cY3LT)

159 He's pragmatic doing rational things that improve our lot which just
happen to be in the wheel house of decades of Republican idle promises.
=====

I always think of Daley I, who for all his faults, did take his responsibilities to make things work seriously. Another pragmatic Democrat.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (MIKMs)

160 138 The government of the Netherlands complained to YouTube -- AND GOT TOTALLY IGNORED. Ten years' worth of rare historical footage now possibly lost.

YouTube is out of control.
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:06 PM (oFcdC)

How can anything uploaded to Ewetoob be "lost"? All they ever get from the uploaders is a copy, and the original still resides in the hard drive of the computer from which it was uploaded.

Not to mention that if it was historical "footage" from that era, the original is on film, and had to be captured and digitized somewhere, presumably not Ewetoob.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


People were discussing that point in various comments sections. Apparently there are of course still the originals, but what was "lost" was public access to them. The archive were organized around their YouTube URLs, etc. Now it'll take years to reformat the originals and re-upload them to the govt's proprietary own video-hosting site, etc.

Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (oFcdC)

161 Presdent Obana was the brest Presdent in are county's history. We loved are Blasck Presdent, did you ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 09, 2019 01:18 PM (qM84C)

162 [Adult males promoting Democrat Party]

Either they are really really good at deception (meaning they have me fooled), or they are so thoroughly brainwashed, they can't see the forest for the trees.
...
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:10 PM (cY3LT)


Or they are latent totalitarians.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:18 PM (eZaRj)

163 I don't think the "White Men should be Exterminated" is a great campaign slogan, but the Dems seem determined to go with it.

Then again, that could just be my Caucasian patriarchy talking.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2019 01:18 PM (r+sAi)

164 I figured it was one of Bidet's stellar campaign wonks what came up with that tweet.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 01:18 PM (r6yYr)

165 I always think of Daley I, who for all his faults, did take his responsibilities to make things work seriously. Another pragmatic Democrat.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (MIKMs)

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Working class whites didn't leave the Democrat Party, it was the other way around ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at June 09, 2019 01:19 PM (3JbJY)

166 Sooner or later YouTube has to be smacked down for it's political bias and censorship.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:19 PM (BbGew)

167
I always think of Daley I, who for all his
faults, did take his responsibilities to make things work seriously.
Another pragmatic Democrat.


Posted by: mustbequantum at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (MIKMs)


He would never fit in today's Dem party. Hell they were already kicking him out in 1972.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2019 01:21 PM (ncMPR)

168 31 If he does not go down as the worst President in history, its only because they will be able to scrub the historic record.
Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

We have to change our history. We have to change our traditions.

Posted by: MObama at June 09, 2019 01:21 PM (rFKaa)

169 Odd he always picked troubled girls then. In some cases, girls who didn't have parents practically speaking, certainly not two.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (13CQC)

I don't know that he did that, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 01:21 PM (7njPr)

170 Yes. The virgin bride, and the later we got into the 20th century, the younger one had to look to find one.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:13 PM (cY3LT)

One has to adopt a relative scale nowadays.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)


Egad. So true.

Not too long ago, I was thinking "I really don't want to raise anyone else's kids."

I'm getting old enough that soon it'll be "I don't want to raise someone else's grandkids, due to the parents being addicts and other assorted derelicts."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:21 PM (cY3LT)

171
Sooner or later YouTube has to be smacked down for it's political bias and censorship.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:19 PM (BbGew)


Twatter: You sure about that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2019 01:22 PM (ncMPR)

172 144 117
I fully expect the Democrat convention this time around to turn out like Chicago in 1968, with full-on rioting in the streets if the new left is unhappy. Which they will be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:03 PM (gHApq)

*rummages in couch to find more money to invest in popcorn futures*
Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 01:14 PM (sdi6R)


Yeah, me too. Imagine the reaction of the antifa types if the Dems nominate Biden. Imagine the voters' reaction if they don't, and instead pick a different member of group W.

With the best will in the world, I just don't see how to square that circle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:22 PM (gHApq)

173 Not too long ago, I was thinking "I really don't want to raise anyone else's kids."



I'm getting old enough that soon it'll be "I don't want to raise
someone else's grandkids, due to the parents being addicts and other
assorted derelicts."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:21 PM (cY3LT)


Queen Elizabeth II: Don't get me started...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2019 01:22 PM (ncMPR)

174 "Courting" in the old-fashioned sense, of interviewing women with a view
to picking one to marry. In most cases, with the permission of the
girls's parents. I would say that Moore's courting was pretty much 19th Century in style. I am sure he wanted a virgin bride.
=====

Charles and Diana.

BTW, small-towns were not kind to young women playing around and also not kind to those men who married them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 09, 2019 01:22 PM (MIKMs)

175 People were discussing that point in various comments sections. Apparently there are of course still the originals, but what was "lost" was public access to them. The archive were organized around their YouTube URLs, etc. Now it'll take years to reformat the originals and re-upload them to the govt's proprietary own video-hosting site, etc.
Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (oFcdC)

A good lesson there for all of us - NEVER trust any private outfit to keep anything you really want to keep, "secure". Maybe they'll be malevolent, or maybe they'll just be incompetent and go out of business and they'll all be gone. (happened to a photo archive I set up once)

But point is, if you really value something, anything, make sure to preserve it YOURSELF. All of this "cloud" stuff - one of these days, we'll all wake up and that "cloud" will be nothing but blue sky with nothing in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:23 PM (V2Yro)

176 BTW, small-towns were not kind to young women playing around and also not kind to those men who married them.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 09, 2019 01:22 PM (MIKMs)

Now it gets you an appearance on Maury Povich.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

177 Odd he always picked troubled girls then. In some cases, girls who didn't have parents practically speaking, certainly not two.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (13CQC)

I don't know that he did that, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 09, 2019 01:21 PM (7njPr)


Yeah, I don't remember that being the case.

Further illustrates however, the difficulty of sorting out what is and is not true about the whole thing. Fake facts have the same effect as real ones, and the man is poisoned beyond repair, politically.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:24 PM (cY3LT)

178 All they ever get from the uploaders is a copy, and the original still resides in the hard drive of the computer from which it was uploaded.

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I hope the Dutch government is better about that than my company... we don't keep backups of our videos at all... G-d forbid YT deplatforms us for some reason. But that's just marketing crap, not important historical archives. I bet they do keep copies of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 01:25 PM (5aX2M)

179
I fully expect the Democrat convention this time around to turn out like Chicago in 1968, with full-on rioting in the streets if the new left is unhappy. Which they will be.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Man, if that happens and the Old Guard loses, imagine what that will look like. Nancy don't want to go out except on her own terms, on an ivory barque studded with pearls, with fair youths and buxom maidens tossing flowers from swan-shaped sabots as she departs on a calm sea.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:25 PM (13CQC)

180 anti-fa types are funded by Soros types. Will Soros fund them for demonstrations at the convention or will he settle for a possible win?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:25 PM (eZaRj)

181 Comet is showing The Prisoner all day today, so I know what I'll be listening to while I work on repairing the floors in my mother-in-law's former house.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

182 Afterward all

Have 2 hours here at scenic WILMINGTON NC airport

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:27 PM (QmbFX)

183 4th charm is prolly cheesecake. Obummer's 2d Inaugural cake for staff party was 500lb cheesecake with stars from Eli's Cheesecake.

http://blog.elicheesecake.com/?tag=obama

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 09, 2019 01:28 PM (Dhht7)

184 Posted by: zombie at June 09, 2019 01:17 PM (oFcdC)

A good lesson there for all of us - NEVER trust any private outfit to keep anything you really want to keep, "secure". Maybe they'll be malevolent, or maybe they'll just be incompetent and go out of business and they'll all be gone. (happened to a photo archive I set up once)

But point is, if you really value something, anything, make sure to preserve it YOURSELF. All of this "cloud" stuff - one of these days, we'll all wake up and that "cloud" will be nothing but blue sky with nothing in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:23 PM (V2Yro)


Yep. Seems weird to have to say this, that we shouldn't be allowing these "private" entities (more like wholly owned subsidiaries of the Leftist Industrial Complex) to control so much of what passes for "public" discourse.

So-called conservatives in the media are as much to blame for this as anyone else. They bought into the machine, when the internet was young, and thought of nothing other than personal aggrandizement. Now here we are. If anyone coming along WANTS to be heard, you have to go to the left's lair, or risk being essentially silenced.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:28 PM (cY3LT)

185 I giggle at people who just rattle off about The Cloud.

That used to be called a data center. Rebranding and they think its something totes new.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 01:29 PM (SpqyT)

186 >>>I hope the Dutch government is better about that than my company... we don't keep backups of our videos at all... G-d forbid YT deplatforms us for some reason. But that's just marketing crap, not important historical archives. I bet they do keep copies of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 01:25 PM (5aX2M)


Pardon me for being a hoarder but that's nuts.
Memory is not that expensive.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:29 PM (eZaRj)

187 There isn't going to be any substantial friction among the factions of the communist left. Last election they all yawned at the revelation that the primary was rigged. This election they only care about defeating Literally Hitler. They are NPCs- they will do what their televisions program them to do.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:30 PM (vtd+q)

188
Ha! Spicoli for President!

Please consider that stolen.

Posted by: Infidel at June 09, 2019 01:30 PM (xzK3J)

189
Yeah, I don't remember that being the case.

Further illustrates however, the difficulty of sorting out what is and is not true about the whole thing. Fake facts have the same effect as real ones, and the man is poisoned beyond repair, politically.
Posted by: BurtTC

=====

I distinctly remember that at least one of them he "found" through some court-related encounter when he was a D.A., girl was in trouble, and he acted in a big-brotherly way. She said he helped her and never put any serious moves on her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM (13CQC)

190 BurtTC

Popped in for a second.

My old next door neighbor is raising her great granddaughters. She was the custodial grandmother of her granddaughter because her son married a very cute drug addict. Until she was no longer cute.

Anyway, she is a parent, for the third rime, due to drugs and stupidity. At 85 yo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

191 I made a comment in support of Mark Steyn last week on a YouTube video documenting his grilling by the Canadian government's speech police, and in an amazing coincidence, someone from Google searched my LinkedIn profile around the same time (which uses the same email account as YouTube). Fortunately, I'm too lazy to list my current employer on LinkedIn.

BTW, first comment on AOS in 15 years of lurking.

Posted by: Pitts at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM (oarkx)

192 I hope the Dutch government is better about that than my company... we don't keep backups of our videos at all... G-d forbid YT deplatforms us for some reason. But that's just marketing crap, not important historical archives. I bet they do keep copies of that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 01:25 PM (5aX2M)


I believe there are a number of the individuals who Youtube has deplatformed, who have basically lost all their content. Just gone.

It never occurred to some of these folks to save their stuff elsewhere. Right or wrong, once Youtube killed it, there were no backups anywhere else that could be later uploaded somewhere else.

The deal with the devil did not include an out clause.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:32 PM (cY3LT)

193 Trump does have bigger things to worry about than what videos people can watch on youtube.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (V2Yro)

I was referring to deplatforming and demonetizing and general hostility to free speech (i.e., conservative speech).

And in the larger sense there may be no more important issue.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:32 PM (H8QX8)

194 Pre-race for Canada Grand prix is startjng.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:32 PM (BbGew)

195 185
I giggle at people who just rattle off about The Cloud.

That used to be called a data center. Rebranding and they think its something totes new.


Posted by: Anna Puma


It's probably because they keep all that stuff up in space now. Because, you know, there's lots of space there. That way, if the bits and bytes get loose, they can't do much damage, since they'll burn up in reentry.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:33 PM (T6t7i)

196 Biden asked Obama not to endorse him. I still don't understand this strategy.
Now he is showing off the bracelet (stupid, silly, childish that it is) in hopes that Obama will say some nice things about him? What kind of "best friends" are they? Normal men don't exchange love bracelets. I am hopelessly lost on this one.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:33 PM (EjlXc)

197 Trump does have bigger things to worry about than what videos people can watch on youtube.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (V2Yro)

Yes but it does go away to censorship and the next election

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:33 PM (QmbFX)

198 Funny how Obama won't endorse Biden. He's seen him up close and personal and must know he's not up to beating Trump.

Posted by: Blago at June 09, 2019 01:34 PM (UfkIY)

199 I fully expect the Democrat convention this time around to turn out like
Chicago in 1968, with full-on rioting in the streets if the new left is
unhappy. Which they will be.
=====

Practicing in Madison for the past 10 years or so. Read up about 'John Doe' and the sitins and demonstrations at at the Capitol for recall of Governor. Lotsa old-fashioned Union-sponsored violence and publicity.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 09, 2019 01:34 PM (MIKMs)

200 180 anti-fa types are funded by Soros types. Will Soros fund them for demonstrations at the convention or will he settle for a possible win?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:25 PM (eZaRj)


Soros has funded them in the past, of that I have no doubt, but does he actually control them? That I do doubt. In fact, I doubt that anyone can really control that bunch of maladjusted antisocial misfits. I think of them kind of like Telly Savalas's character in the Dirty Dozen. Wind 'em up, aim 'em as best you can, and get out of the way, because God knows what they're going to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:34 PM (gHApq)

201 I giggle at people who just rattle off about The Cloud.

That used to be called a data center. Rebranding and they think its something totes new.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 01:29 PM (SpqyT)


Cloud... where all your personal "memories" are stored. Your wedding, your kids' births, their growing up pics... all of it. On our cloud.

Shame if something was to happen to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:34 PM (cY3LT)

202 Biden asked Obama not to endorse him. I still don't understand this strategy.

He did it because he knew Obama wouldn't endorse him. Might as well make it seem voluntary.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (T6t7i)

203 Trump does have bigger things to worry about than what videos people can watch on youtube.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:16 PM (V2Yro)

I was referring to deplatforming and demonetizing and general hostility to free speech (i.e., conservative speech).

And in the larger sense there may be no more important issue.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:32 PM (H8QX


Agree, 100%.

All else flows from this.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (cY3LT)

204 The Palestinians said on Sunday that they are planning a popular uprising later this month to protest US President Donald Trumps upcoming plan for peace in the Middle East.

Yeah, because shit like that has worked so well for you In the past? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (QmbFX)

205 Pardon me for being a hoarder but that's nuts.
Memory is not that expensive.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:29 PM (eZaRj)

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Money isn't the issue.

The issue is that our video production company is horrendously incompetent. Their owner is college friends with our owner, so... yeah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (5aX2M)

206 Disturbing

Posted by: Summer of Love at June 09, 2019 01:37 PM (FJrl0)

207 Biden asked Obama not to endorse him.

Lots of guys have asked Kate Upton not to perform nasty acts on them, too.

I've asked Bill Gates not to buy SoCal for me so I can kick out all the liberals. So far, he has complied.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:37 PM (gHApq)

208 Yeah, I don't remember that being the case.

Further illustrates however, the difficulty of sorting out what is and is not true about the whole thing. Fake facts have the same effect as real ones, and the man is poisoned beyond repair, politically.
Posted by: BurtTC

=====

I distinctly remember that at least one of them he "found" through some court-related encounter when he was a D.A., girl was in trouble, and he acted in a big-brotherly way. She said he helped her and never put any serious moves on her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM (13CQC)


Ah, that might be something different then. There were clearly girls he was dating or courting or whatever one would call it. I seem to recall they tended to come from the same social circles as him.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:37 PM (cY3LT)

209 Has Mitt Romney endorsed Creepy Joe yet?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2019 01:37 PM (Z+IKu)

210 I feel like it doesn't bode real well for our society that politics is so much about "who is the cool kid that you'd be thrilled to eat lunch with" I understand that the only other thing the Dems have is stirring up envy and promising to take stuff from those who have prospered and give it to the loudest whiners. But I just don't like that so many voters still buy into the BS. BJ Clinton was this cool sax player before we had the ultimate cool dude in Obama. They could not, even with all of HW and the MFM, package HRC as cool so they just had to paint DJT as buffoon, rich playboy who leaves women strewn in his wake etc and failed at that.

But its just weird that so people think 'cool will mean good leadership'. I have bosses that are cool, fun to have a beer with, guys. But they are not good at actually managing, only at pressing the flesh with the sponsors; other people end up having to step in to take care of actually keeping the group on track to meet deadlines and such.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2019 01:37 PM (rhI1M)

211 The Palestinians said on Sunday that they are planning a popular uprising later this month to protest US President Donald Trumps upcoming plan for peace in the Middle East.

Yeah, because shit like that has worked so well for you In the past? Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (QmbFX)


Yeah, how about planning a jobs fair or something? Always good to try new things.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:38 PM (gHApq)

212 Has Mitt Romney endorsed Creepy Joe yet?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2019 01:37 PM (Z+IKu

Miley cyrus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:38 PM (QmbFX)

213 First Dem to say "Children are the Future" gets my vote.....

For the No Shit, Sherlock award.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

214 Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

Posted by: Mick at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (Vy7tf)

215 Anything important should be on DVD. Magnetic storage, "cloud" or otherwise, is vulnerable.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (vtd+q)

216 Whoot!

This week!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (PkVlr)

217 BurtTC

Popped in for a second.

My old next door neighbor is raising her great granddaughters. She was the custodial grandmother of her granddaughter because her son married a very cute drug addict. Until she was no longer cute.

Anyway, she is a parent, for the third rime, due to drugs and stupidity. At 85 yo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM (u82oZ)


Yes, lots of that going on.

I have a lot of contact with the people who are "in treatment," in one setting or another, and am well aware of the families circling around them, whose lives are uprooted by the whirling mass of destruction that is the addict.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (cY3LT)

218 I feel like it doesn't bode real well for our society that politics is so much about "who is the cool kid that you'd be thrilled to eat lunch with" I understand that the only other thing the Dems have is stirring up envy and promising to take stuff from those who have prospered and give it to the loudest whiners.

A direct consequence of having extended the franchise WAY too far.

The irony is that the franchise can now be exercised by people who would be better off if they didn't have the franchise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (gHApq)

219 215
Anything important should be on DVD.


pfffffft. It's stone tablets, or it's toast.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:40 PM (T6t7i)

220 202
Biden asked Obama not to endorse him. I still don't understand this strategy.

He did it because he knew Obama wouldn't endorse him. Might as well make it seem voluntary.


Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (T6t7i)

+++It did appear he needed to get this out in front right away. Wondering who Obama will endorse, if not Biden. Is he still committed to Hillary, with their blood contract?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:40 PM (EjlXc)

221 Anything important should be on DVD. Magnetic storage, "cloud" or otherwise, is vulnerable.
Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (vtd+q)


DVD has been around long enough that I've noticed some discs that have become unplayable, due to age.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:41 PM (cY3LT)

222 213 First Dem to say "Children are the Future" gets my vote.....

For the No Shit, Sherlock award.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (r+sAi)


Great moments in vapid content-free pablum, politician edition:

"The future, that's where we're going!"

"We must move forward together!"

And of course ...

"Hope and change."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:41 PM (gHApq)

223 A direct consequence of having extended the franchise WAY too far.


Seriously. There needs to be a test before you can register to vote. For example, you are let into a room with boxes and a banana tied to the ceiling....

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:41 PM (T6t7i)

224 pfffffft. It's stone tablets, or it's toast.


Better make two copies.

Posted by: Moses at June 09, 2019 01:42 PM (OMsf+)

225 Wondering who Obama will endorse, if not Biden. Is he still committed to Hillary, with their blood contract?
Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:40 PM (EjlXc)


Nobody at least until after the Democrat Convention. It's too difficult to handicap the candidates now, as they're all equally unsuitable, and Barky doesn't want to look like an asshole by backing a loser. That would make clear that he has zero influence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:43 PM (gHApq)

226 37. no, there are pics of Bidet grabbing the crotch of an infant child and leering at the chest of a 5 yr. old girl. He's a legit pedo.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 01:43 PM (r6yYr)

227 219 215
Anything important should be on DVD.

pfffffft. It's stone tablets, or it's toast.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:40 PM (T6t7i)

Memorializing things on toast doesn't seem a good idea at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

228 I have a lot of contact with the people who are "in treatment," in one setting or another, and am well aware of the families circling around them, whose lives are uprooted by the whirling mass of destruction that is the addict.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (cY3LT)


Yep. That's why I have utter disdain for those pseudo-intellectual libertarians who want to legalize all drugs. They really need to get out of their dorm rooms occasionally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:44 PM (gHApq)

229 Barky doesn't want to look like an asshole by backing a loser. That would make clear that he has zero influence.

Yeah, that ship sailed November 8, 2016.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:44 PM (T6t7i)

230 P to the E to the DO.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 01:44 PM (r6yYr)

231 Biden asked Obama not to endorse him. I still don't understand this strategy.

He did it because he knew Obama wouldn't endorse him. Might as well make it seem voluntary.

Posted by: pep


In Biden's defense, I wouldn't want Obama to say anything nice about me, either. Unless I was sure the Teleprompter wouldn't fail.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2019 01:45 PM (P1f+c)

232 Sooner or later YouTube has to be smacked down for it's political bias and censorship.
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:19 PM (BbGew)


1984 was a guidebook, not a warning.


- Youtube

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2019 01:45 PM (1g7ch)

233 "Memorializing things on toast doesn't seem a good idea at all."
-Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 01:43 PM (NWiLs)

True. Especially after The Incident.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 01:45 PM (Ckg4U)

234 Seriously. There needs to be a test before you can register to vote. For example, you are let into a room with boxes and a banana tied to the ceiling....
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:41 PM (T6t7i)


Too demanding. We could weed out a lot of people by just seeing whether they can operate a retractable ball point pen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:45 PM (gHApq)

235 pfffffft. It's stone tablets, or it's toast.


Better make two copies.
Posted by: Moses at June 09, 2019 01:42 PM (OMsf+)


Here, let us help you store those.

Posted by: Top. Men. at June 09, 2019 01:45 PM (cY3LT)

236
Memorializing things on toast doesn't seem a good idea at all.

Posted by: Insomniac


Sourdough is prone to transcription failures, and being eaten. Melba toast is secure, though.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:45 PM (T6t7i)

237 This truly is the Best Timeline. These people are making utter fools of themselves in front of the world, and it's all because Trump won.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 09, 2019 01:46 PM (SgjGX)

238 Miley cyrus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:38 PM (QmbFX)

Ooooo....good one.

She is a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2019 01:46 PM (Z+IKu)

239
The Palestinians said on Sunday that they are planning a popular uprising later this month

Will the popular uprising have popular music?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 01:47 PM (aKsyK)

240 229 Barky doesn't want to look like an asshole by backing a loser. That would make clear that he has zero influence.

Yeah, that ship sailed November 8, 2016.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:44 PM (T6t7i)


True, but imagine if he backs, say, Kamala Sutra or the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, and they get hammered by the Convention? Then not the electorate as a whoe, but rather his own party will have repudiated his judgment. Ouch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:47 PM (gHApq)

241 A direct consequence of having extended the franchise WAY too far.

Seriously. There needs to be a test before you can register to vote. For example, you are let into a room with boxes and a banana tied to the ceiling....
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:41 PM (T6t7

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How about no more voting at all?

I'm in favor of drafting net taxpayers at random for what we currently consider elected and appointed positions. No welfare recipients or government employees allowed. One term only, paid at your previous year's income.

Lobbying and pandering and goldbricking for life by growing government, a thing of the past.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (5aX2M)

242 I too am in the camp illegal drugs not only destroy just those who take them.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (BbGew)

243 Miley cyrus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:38 PM (QmbFX)


Miley Cyrus vs. AOC would be the Ali v. Frazier of stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (gHApq)

244 http://bit.ly/2EZSQav
*********
Lots & Lots of Republican masks being ripped off
*********
SHOCKED ! I TELL YOU SHOCKED

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 09, 2019 01:49 PM (BqBId)

245 I have a lot of contact with the people who are "in treatment," in one setting or another, and am well aware of the families circling around them, whose lives are uprooted by the whirling mass of destruction that is the addict.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:39 PM (cY3LT)

Yep. That's why I have utter disdain for those pseudo-intellectual libertarians who want to legalize all drugs. They really need to get out of their dorm rooms occasionally.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:44 PM (gHApq)


I've given up. Really.

The pot legalizers have so won the "war on drugs" that nobody is capable of distinguishing anything anymore, when it comes to how destructive this stuff is, to everyone. Not just the addict, and not just their families, but everyone.

If you have no idea how much money you are spending yourself, through your tax dollars, on the care and feeding and upkeep of the addict and his/her problem, you aren't paying attention.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:49 PM (cY3LT)

246 I often enjoy thinking about Hillary's second worst day of her life - having to attend and sit through the inauguration of President Trump. She sure looked miserable and it filled me with unbounded happiness.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:49 PM (EjlXc)

247 My seat disappeared from my app on AMERICAN Airlines so I think I got upgraded

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

248 made a comment in support of Mark Steyn last week on a YouTube video documenting his grilling by the Canadian government's speech police, and in an amazing coincidence, someone from Google searched my LinkedIn profile around the same time (which uses the same email account as YouTube). Fortunately, I'm too lazy to list my current employer on LinkedIn.

BTW, first comment on AOS in 15 years of lurking.
Posted by: Pitts at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM

Welcome, lurker Pitts!

I don't have a LinkedIn account only because a then-colleague suggested it to keep in touch with interns. I can't imagine what would happen if my info on comments came back to my workplace!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (/+bwe)

249 I think this bracelet is just Creepy Uncle Joe hoping some magic of Jug Ears to rub off on him.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (BbGew)

250 SHOCKED ! I TELL YOU SHOCKED

Has anyone notified Harry Reid?

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (T6t7i)

251 196 Biden asked Obama not to endorse him. I still don't understand this strategy.
Now he is showing off the bracelet (stupid, silly, childish that it is) in hopes that Obama will say some nice things about him? What kind of "best friends" are they? Normal men don't exchange love bracelets. I am hopelessly lost on this one.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:33 PM (EjlXc)

It goes like this.

In Private
Joey: Barry, will you be my best friend and endorse me?
Barrack: Sorry Joe, I'm just not that into you.
Joey: OK, well I really didn't want that anyway.

In Public
Joey: That Bitch Barry? I never really needed him anyway.

Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (NgKpN)

252 197. PDT just tweeted about Twatter censorship, I'm sure he is aware of what YT is doing, as is KAC. In this particular case it should be Netherlands leadership raising Cain with YT.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (r6yYr)

253 242 I too am in the camp illegal drugs not only destroy just those who take them.
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (BbGew)


Of course. Those idiot libertarians bleat about "victimless crimes," but in fact there ARE no victimless crimes. It's a case of what is seen, and what is not seen, the latter including damage to society (as well as to the criminals' families).

Half of the vagrants crapping on sidewalks, accosting passersby, discarding used needles, etc. are druggies. Victimless? I beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (gHApq)

254 And in the larger sense there may be no more important issue.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:32 PM (H8QX

Agree, 100%.

All else flows from this.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (cY3LT)

Just for the sake of argument, there are some very important issues that don't have much to do with this. Like how to physically stop the hordes of migrants coming across the southern border every day. OR how to deal with Iran and their renewed attempt to go nuclear. Or how to deal with the Chinese and their economic/military shenanigans. And tangentially, what to do about Lil' Kim and his regime. And that's just off the top of my head.

and even so far as Spygate and the biggest scandal in US Political history goes - worrying about Youtube is treating the fans in the audience as being more important than the players on the field. The players like Durham and Barr are driving things now, it doesn't make one damned bit of difference what Youtube says, or doesn't say about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (V2Yro)

255 226 37. no, there are pics of Bidet grabbing the crotch of an infant child and leering at the chest of a 5 yr. old girl. He's a legit pedo.
Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 01:43 PM (r6yYr)


I haven't seen them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (cY3LT)

256 Am I looking like an asshole? 'Cause I'm thinking I'm looking like an asshole.

Posted by: Sen Juan Cornhole at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (hjaPQ)

257 I distinctly remember that at least one of them he "found" through some court-related encounter when he was a D.A., girl was in trouble, and he acted in a big-brotherly way. She said he helped her and never put any serious moves on her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 01:31 PM (13CQC)
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That's not trolling.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (eZaRj)

258 NGU - I hope, hear lots of stories reservations are tossed out by the airlines for other reasons.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:52 PM (BbGew)

259 happy Father's Day, as appropriate here...

the celebration kicked off here this AM when City of Hope called, to tell me Dad's KCl level spiked, and they were moving him to a monitoring ward as soon as they had a clean room for him.

our guess here is that the spike kicked off a bout of A fib, but that's just a SWAG on our part.

waiting to hear back from the doc, who may be off today.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 09, 2019 01:52 PM (V82u9)

260 247 My seat disappeared from my app on AMERICAN Airlines so I think I got upgraded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

or bumped

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 09, 2019 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

261 242
I too am in the camp illegal drugs not only destroy just those who take them.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (BbGew)
Illegal drugs don't cause half the destruction alcohol does. I doubt there is anyone on this forum who's lives haven't been touched, directly or indirectly, by alcoholism.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:53 PM (vtd+q)

262 How does Hannity not know what they've done to his YouTube channel?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:53 PM (eZaRj)

263 256
Am I looking like an asshole? 'Cause I'm thinking I'm looking like an asshole.

Posted by: Sen Juan Cornhole


I'm going to need more information. John Cornyn? And yes, John, you do, but that shouldn't be a new experience for you.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:54 PM (T6t7i)

264 247
My seat disappeared from my app on AMERICAN Airlines so I think I got upgraded

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

+++They're giving you the pilot's seat, as they heard about your promotion. Are you prepared?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:54 PM (EjlXc)

265 Are you smarter than Joey Bidet?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (SpqyT)

Talk about a show with zero dramatic tension.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

If the show was Joe vs an 8th grader.. all questions that any 8th grade student could answer?
My girl spawn would mop the floor with that retard. She would also teach him the correct technique for smirking, eye rolling, and sighing with irritation. Followed up with the sarcasm chaser, this girl would reduce Joe to a sniveling pile of stupid in record time.
She is smart, sassy, and does NOT tolerate fools gladly. I'm really glad she's on our side.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 09, 2019 01:55 PM (myjNJ)

266 260 247 My seat disappeared from my app on AMERICAN Airlines so I think I got upgraded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

or bumped
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 09, 2019 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

I ate it!

Posted by: Comfort Pitt Bull at June 09, 2019 01:55 PM (Vy7tf)

267 53 to be fair, Barack actually gave him that bracelet

https://twitter.com/velvethammer/status/
1137757369612558337

note the pizza charm...
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 12:41 PM (dm05u)

I just read that article. I am dumber now.

Posted by: m at June 09, 2019 01:55 PM (ZfNws)

268 244 http://bit.ly/2EZSQav
*********
Lots & Lots of Republican masks being ripped off
*********
SHOCKED ! I TELL YOU SHOCKED
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 09, 2019 01:49 PM (BqBId)

Like almost all "libertarians", the Kock bros were always Open Borders and Free Pot for All, in their case mainly because they intended to make a whole lot of moolah off of both of those areas. We were fools to have ever believed that they were "on our side".

John Kasich is the Kock's idea of the Perfect Politician. (which is why he's now out campaigning for Free Pot for All and Open Borders)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:56 PM (V2Yro)

269 And in the larger sense there may be no more important issue.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 09, 2019 01:32 PM (H8QX

Agree, 100%.

All else flows from this.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:36 PM (cY3LT)

Just for the sake of argument, there are some very important issues that don't have much to do with this. Like how to physically stop the hordes of migrants coming across the southern border every day. OR how to deal with Iran and their renewed attempt to go nuclear. Or how to deal with the Chinese and their economic/military shenanigans. And tangentially, what to do about Lil' Kim and his regime. And that's just off the top of my head.

and even so far as Spygate and the biggest scandal in US Political history goes - worrying about Youtube is treating the fans in the audience as being more important than the players on the field. The players like Durham and Barr are driving things now, it doesn't make one damned bit of difference what Youtube says, or doesn't say about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (V2Yro)


Ah, but what people "know" and don't know about all those important issues, is controlled by those handful of companies that control the Media Industrial Complex.

What ought to be clear to people, if it's not already, is that we ARE breeding whole generations of humans who will essentially get NONE of their information from any source other than what the left controls. Which right now, is nearly all of it, and soon, will be ALL all of it, if gaggle and twatter and facecrook are not brought down.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 01:57 PM (cY3LT)

270 262 How does Hannity not know what they've done to his YouTube channel?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:53 PM (eZaRj)

Maybe because he hasn't stopped talking since it happened, so no one can tell him?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:57 PM (V2Yro)

271 John Kasich is the Kock's idea of the Perfect Politician.

**cough**

Posted by: John "Spicoli" Boehner at June 09, 2019 01:57 PM (T6t7i)

272 Anybody think Barack wants to drone strike Bidet for posting that pic?

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 01:57 PM (r6yYr)

273 arky doesn't want to look like an asshole by backing a loser. That would make clear that he has zero influence.

Yeah, that ship sailed November 8, 2016.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:44 PM (T6t7i)

True, but imagine if he backs, say, Kamala Sutra or the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, and they get hammered by the Convention? Then not the electorate as a whoe, but rather his own party will have repudiated his judgment. Ouch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:47 PM (gHApq)

Obama will endorse the candidate who eventually wins the nomination.
It's actually wise of him not to endorse anyone during the primaries.
Either way, his endorsement won't move the needle.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2019 01:58 PM (NFEMn)

274 243
Miley Cyrus vs. AOC would be the Ali v. Frazier of stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (gHApq)


I'd watch them Jello wrestling, but that's it.

Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2019 01:58 PM (sdi6R)

275 >>>it doesn't make one damned bit of difference what Youtube says, or doesn't say about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 01:51 PM (V2Yro)



In today's culture YouTube is as important to the dissemination of information as the Hearst papers were in the early 20th century.



Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:58 PM (eZaRj)

276 My seat disappeared from my app on AMERICAN Airlines so I think I got upgraded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

or bumped
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 09, 2019 01:52 PM (NgKpN)


Policy is to not tell anyone they have been bumped until they get to the gate.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2019 01:59 PM (1g7ch)

277 Obama will endorse the candidate who eventually wins the nomination.

It's actually wise of him not to endorse anyone during the primaries.

Either way, his endorsement won't move the needle.

Posted by: JoeF.


IOW, he's going to stand at the bus stop, and when it pulls up and he gets on, he'll claim the stop was his doing.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:59 PM (T6t7i)

278
Half of the vagrants crapping on sidewalks, accosting passersby, discarding used needles, etc. are druggies. Victimless? I beg to differ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


They need injection centers and defecation centers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 01:59 PM (aKsyK)

279 They need injection centers and defecation centers.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I thought Starbucks were already everywhere.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 02:00 PM (T6t7i)

280 Policy is to not tell anyone they have been bumped until they get to the gate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2019 01:59 PM (1g7ch)

I ain't gonna bump no more wit no big fat woman!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Tex at June 09, 2019 02:00 PM (Z+IKu)

281 DVD has been around long enough that I've noticed some discs that have become unplayable, due to age.

Posted by: BurtTC


The dyes in the burnable or rewritable ones are not meant to last forever. I think the best ones claim 50 years or so? Cheap ones in the CDRom era claimed only 10 years; I haven't kept up though. Maybe they're better now.

The metal "permanent" discs should be good for longer, if they're not mis-manufactured in a way that lets air in to the metal part. Then it oxidizes and they stop working. But nobody stores "personal" data on metal CD/DVD/BR discs.

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2019 02:00 PM (P1f+c)

282 I too am in the camp illegal drugs not only destroy just those who take them.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (BbGew)
Illegal drugs don't cause half the destruction alcohol does. I doubt there is anyone on this forum who's lives haven't been touched, directly or indirectly, by alcoholism.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:53 PM (vtd+q)

Of course you're right. But I don't see how this strengthens the pro-drug legalization movement.
Alcohol is bad enough without adding to the woe by legalizing drugs...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2019 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

283 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

+++They're giving you the pilot's seat, as they heard about your promotion. Are you prepared?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 09, 2019 01:54 PM (EjlXc)
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Don't tell him that, he'll start extracting all the controls.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 02:01 PM (eZaRj)

284 IIRC, the Kochs were the only ones in the top 100 donors who backed Rs. I guess it's down-the-line D among the money men, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 02:01 PM (5aX2M)

285 255. just do an image search on 'Creepy Joe Biden'. I have posted the links before but cannot on this retro phone I'm using.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 02:02 PM (r6yYr)

286 247 My seat disappeared from my app on AMERICAN Airlines so I think I got upgraded
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 01:50 PM (QmbFX)

or bumped
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 09, 2019 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

I am checked in at the gate and
It is a Gov ticket so I doubt I am bumped.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 09, 2019 02:02 PM (QmbFX)

287 Axelrod is a POS but his response is great, and appropriate.
--------------------------------
Replying to @JoeBiden @BarackObama

This is a joke, right?
5:53 AM - 9 Jun 2019

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2019 02:02 PM (uEbPt)

288 DVD has been around long enough that I've noticed some discs that have become unplayable, due to age.

Posted by: BurtTC

The dyes in the burnable or rewritable ones are not meant to last forever. I think the best ones claim 50 years or so? Cheap ones in the CDRom era claimed only 10 years; I haven't kept up though. Maybe they're better now.

The metal "permanent" discs should be good for longer, if they're not mis-manufactured in a way that lets air in to the metal part. Then it oxidizes and they stop working. But nobody stores "personal" data on metal CD/DVD/BR discs.
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2019 02:00 PM (P1f+c)


I bought a rather expensive boxed set of Preston Sturges films, probably about 10 or so years ago. Tried playing them recently... the discs are crap.

I think that means I was ripped off, but still, I bought way too many DVDs over the years, and I look at them, thinking "which ones of these are just garbage now?"

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 02:03 PM (cY3LT)

289 In today's culture YouTube is as important to the dissemination of information as the Hearst papers were in the early 20th century.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:58 PM (eZaRj)

You're working from the assumption that what people think matters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 02:04 PM (V2Yro)

290 277 Obama will endorse the candidate who eventually wins the nomination.

It's actually wise of him not to endorse anyone during the primaries.

Either way, his endorsement won't move the needle.

Posted by: JoeF.

IOW, he's going to stand at the bus stop, and when it pulls up and he gets on, he'll claim the stop was his doing.
Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 01:59 PM (T6t7i)


He'll rush to get in front of the parade, and then vigorously wave a baton around as though he's leading it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:04 PM (gHApq)

291 Memories fade, analogue is forever.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 02:05 PM (eZaRj)

292 Don't remember which talk show host not long ago got bumped from a signed and payed for seat for a airline employee.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 02:05 PM (BbGew)

293 Illegal drugs don't cause half the destruction alcohol does. I doubt there is anyone on this forum who's lives haven't been touched, directly or indirectly, by alcoholism.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:53 PM

As the old-timers in my neighborhood put it, drunks could sober up for work and make rent. They never broke car windows looking for change. They never tried to sell their little girl's body in exchange for a beer. They never killed a mother of two and chopped her body up to throw it bit by bit in the St Clair River.

Drug addicts have taken "touching others' lives" to a body-slamming level.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 09, 2019 02:06 PM (/+bwe)

294 He'll rush to get in front of the parade, and then vigorously wave a baton around as though he's leading it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:04 PM (gHApq)


From behind.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 09, 2019 02:06 PM (aS1PU)

295 I too am in the camp illegal drugs not only destroy just those who take them.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 01:48 PM (BbGew)
Illegal drugs don't cause half the destruction alcohol does. I doubt there is anyone on this forum who's lives haven't been touched, directly or indirectly, by alcoholism.

Posted by: Prince Tuesday at June 09, 2019 01:53 PM (vtd+q)

Of course you're right. But I don't see how this strengthens the pro-drug legalization movement.
Alcohol is bad enough without adding to the woe by legalizing drugs...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2019 02:00 PM (NFEMn)


To me, it's not even worth arguing anymore. I've worked directly with addicts, and from that perspective, the ones who are causing exponentially more destruction are NOT the alcohol users, but the opiate and cocaine and now meth users.

Of course, there are vastly more alcoholics than there are other types of addicts, and a significantly higher percentage of them never reach treatment programs, so the data is not clear. Anecdotal at best, and wildly inaccurate assumptions at worst.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 02:06 PM (cY3LT)

296 I am checked in at the gate and

It is a Gov ticket so I doubt I am bumped.

Posted by: Nevergiveup


That used to be the case. It no longer is.

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 02:06 PM (T6t7i)

297 287. hmmm...looks like my hunch about the drone strike was correctamundo!

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (r6yYr)

298 Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 01:58 PM (eZaRj)

You're working from the assumption that what people think matters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 09, 2019 02:04 PM (V2Yro)
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We haven't lost this country yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (eZaRj)

299

Will the libs say nice things about the Koch brothers now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (aKsyK)

300 The government doesn't have a F-14 to go taxy around their best dentist?
What do I pay taxes for themn?

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)

301 Canada was were Kubica had his terrible crash years ago

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 02:09 PM (BbGew)

302 They need injection centers and defecation centers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 01:59 PM (aKsyK)


Here's the thing - a lot of such people won't use such centers, any more than they will use "homeless" shelters, and for the same reason: they resist any attempt to control them, or to make them adopt social norms.

Or, to put it another way, if they were squared away enough to avail themselves of such service, they wouldn't be on the street in the first place. They're living the way they want to live.

File that under "things I learned during my many years in Berkeley."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:09 PM (gHApq)

303 The government doesn't have a F-14 to go taxy around their best dentist?
What do I pay taxes for themn?
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)


Suboxone and vivitrol and benzo prescriptions for drug addicts.

Duh.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 02:10 PM (cY3LT)

304
With potentially addictive substances, I think there's a spread between 1) occasional indulgence and 2) full-blown addiction and its debilitating effects.

The spread for alcohol is fairly wide: most people can have the occasional drink, even drink frequently, without becoming alcoholics.

In my uninformed impression, the spread is much narrower for drugs. And the reason we don't have worse drug problems in this country is the illegality of (most) addictive drugs makes supply much more iffy.

I don't know the answer, but I also don't think we've seen the full effects of marijuana legalization and won't for several years. Given how bad opioids have been, I predict it's going to be much, much worse than its proponents are saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 02:10 PM (Wx/+I)

305 To me, it's not even worth arguing anymore. I've worked directly with addicts, and from that perspective, the ones who are causing exponentially more destruction are NOT the alcohol users, but the opiate and cocaine and now meth users.

Of course, there are vastly more alcoholics than there are other types of addicts, and a significantly higher percentage of them never reach treatment programs, so the data is not clear. Anecdotal at best, and wildly inaccurate assumptions at worst.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 09, 2019 02:06 PM (cY3LT)

I also think that alcohol causes more damage only because of it's near universal use.
The majority of people who drink only do so occasionally and rarely to excess.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2019 02:10 PM (NFEMn)

306 Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)

----

Right? Nervous Nan gets a private plane while NGU has to fly in steerage? Feh.

The whole thing's upside down, I tells ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 02:11 PM (5aX2M)

307
Will the libs say nice things about the Koch brothers now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 02:07 PM (aKsyK)


At the show trial, they'll be sentenced to be shot instead of hanged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 02:11 PM (Wx/+I)

308 So sitting in church 1 Sunday about 109 years ago. See this gal and told my friend I'ma need some if that. I think I was going into senior year and had dumped a gf. So we meet after exchange land lines etc. So we talk and I do not find her at school all week. Then I find out she is 14 and it creeps me out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 09, 2019 12:48 PM (LYheq)



I have this beat. When I was barely 17, I met a girl patron while I was lifeguarding. Sweet blond with ginormous knockers. She tells me she is almost 16. I get her number and later call her up for a date. I show up at her house and her mother answers the door. We have a polite conversation where she tells me the girl not yet 13. Seriously. She was 12. The mother was apologetic and said that she told people that she is 16 all the time.

I thanked her and beat a hasty retreat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

309 They're living the way they want to live.

File that under "things I learned during my many years in Berkeley."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:09 PM (gHApq)


These people used to be sequestered a places like Bellevue. They were happy, they were off the streets but the Democrats had a better idea.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 02:14 PM (eZaRj)

310 When I was barely 17, I met a girl patron while I was lifeguarding. Sweet blond with ginormous knockers.

Given that you are now 29, she must be 24. What's holding you back?

Posted by: pep at June 09, 2019 02:15 PM (T6t7i)

311 Long time ago I was a young LT stationed in Greece. Set up on a date with a Filipina who told me she was 19. Then later she said 18. Then she said she was 16.

I sent her home immediately

Posted by: blaster at June 09, 2019 02:15 PM (ZfRYq)

312 I see Joe is above Barack, so I know that says something.

and this is why lefties believe privileged is above everyone else because people Like Joe, The (left) high income ,the left think they are. They lose all the rest of us under them, But never not enjoy setting the underdogs (us) against eachother to keep us from checking their smarmy asses intentions for all of us.

Posted by: willow at June 09, 2019 02:16 PM (r/xAU)

313 You can't have a free society full of feral children and addicts. Eventually one side or the other gives way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 09, 2019 02:16 PM (SgjGX)

314 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:09 PM (gHApq)

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This. I am close with a couple people who used public/private services to kick their habits and became full, productive members of society.

Americans are generous, understanding people who want to help you... if you don't avail yourself of that help, and make that change for yourself, it's because you don't want to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 02:16 PM (5aX2M)

315 blaster I hope that was before the ___?

Posted by: willow at June 09, 2019 02:17 PM (r/xAU)

316 It is a Gov ticket so I doubt I am bumped.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

That used to be the case. It no longer is.
Posted by: pep
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Tell me about it. I once had a confirmed seat on a plane to Afghanistan, and then... *poof*.

Posted by: Nanci Pelosi at June 09, 2019 02:17 PM (2kj6M)

317 Yud, I actually don't know Any that kicked their habit with Our help. I know those that let others carry them to the carriers finish.

Posted by: willow at June 09, 2019 02:18 PM (r/xAU)

318
Holy Cow! That is just sad.

But, I guess it plugs into the weird "relationship" that white Dims have with Oblabla.

He's like their Eternal Webster(from the TV show).

Obama's not a man to them. Not really even a President.

He's that delightful, little, Black scamp with big floppy ears who the White Dims took into their hearts and they can't help but treat him and praise him and wuv him with all their hearts.

Cuz he's just so delightful!

But, respect him as a man or President?

Nope.

Otherwise, that grotesque Joe Biden tweet would never have been released.


Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 09, 2019 02:19 PM (J2mEl)

319 My cousin was like that, developed early. When she was 13 a 21 yr old guy asked her to dance at a wedding. Nobody in the family cared because at the time prevailing wisdom was to get the girls married off ASAP. Hillbilly culture.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 02:20 PM (r6yYr)

320 She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc, and she told me she was 18, she was very willing. You know what I mean? I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. But between you and me, she might have been 15. When you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either.

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at June 09, 2019 02:21 PM (eYD0A)

321 294 He'll rush to get in front of the parade, and then vigorously wave a baton around as though he's leading it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:04 PM (gHApq)

From behind.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 09, 2019 02:06 PM (aS1PU)


Wearing assless chaps

Posted by: dagny at June 09, 2019 02:21 PM (nRWPy)

322 Yeah, me too. Imagine the reaction of the antifa types if the Dems nominate Biden. Imagine the voters' reaction if they don't, and instead pick a different member of group W.

With the best will in the world, I just don't see how to square that circle.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 01:22 PM (gHApq)

Recently spent an evening around a campfire listening to Seattle liberals discussing politics. Everyone had their favorite: injun, bernie, commieala, even gaymayor. But then they started talking electability and everyone got sad, sighed and moaned about having to vote for Biden.

True, I just listened. But it was scarier than any ghost story I ever heard around a campfire.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 09, 2019 02:21 PM (e1mEI)

323 Posted by: willow at June 09, 2019 02:18 PM (r/xAU)

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Most get there in the first place because they want to be there, and can't be helped.

A few do just lose their way, and want to get back on the right path. Both of the ones I know who succeeded sought help themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 02:24 PM (5aX2M)

324 have this beat. When I was barely 17, I met a girl patron while I was lifeguarding. Sweet blond with ginormous knockers. She tells me she is almost 16. I get her number and later call her up for a date. I show up at her house and her mother answers the door. We have a polite conversation where she tells me the girl not yet 13. Seriously. She was 12. The mother was apologetic and said that she told people that she is 16 all the time.

I thanked her and beat a hasty retreat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

Wait, how hot was the mother?


And how do you know that ma didn't say that to ALL her suitors?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 09, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)

325 http://bit.ly/2qCpwgx
*******
The Great Cornholio, Life After Beavis & Butthead

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 09, 2019 02:26 PM (BqBId)

326 Tell me about it. I once had a confirmed seat on a plane to Afghanistan, and then... *poof*.
Posted by: Nanci Pelosi at June 09, 2019 02:17 PM (2kj6M)


Did they at least offer you the direct flight.

It's a long haul. Most people turn it down. So maybe they did not bother.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 09, 2019 02:26 PM (1g7ch)

327 This is totes gay. I assume that is the audience.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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The 'Tell', in Joe's case, is that he will be wearing a bow tie for the occasion

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 02:27 PM (4bd7D)

328 Actually, now that I think about it, I know three guys who kicked drugs. The third one didn't go for treatment exactly. The USMC got him off the junk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 02:28 PM (5aX2M)

329 Yud, you were fortunate, I never had them seek help themselves, and those I tried to interfere and find help, played the game to get what they wanted in the short term.. but ive read meth has a 78 percent residivism rate. I imagine it is what time period and what drug is the trend for that period.

Posted by: willow at June 09, 2019 02:28 PM (r/xAU)

330 These people used to be sequestered a places like Bellevue. They were happy, they were off the streets but the Democrats had a better idea.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 02:14 PM (eZaRj)


It's even worse than that now. The "treatment in the community" crap fostered by the Democrats has now been enshrined in a 1975 Supreme Court decision that effectively guts involuntary institutionalization.

Presumably only a Constitutional amendment (good luck) or more likely, a revisit by the Supremes can undo the damage and reverse the decision.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:30 PM (gHApq)

331 I'm pretty sure Joe Biden's son is off drugs now, and he's a huge success in business.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 02:31 PM (4bd7D)

332 I'm pretty sure Joe Biden's son is off drugs now, and he's a huge success in business.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 02:31 PM (4bd7D)

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LOL. That guy will use crack forever. He has no spine. But I have heard the MyPillow guy kicked a really bad crack habit, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2019 02:35 PM (5aX2M)

333 Nood.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2019 02:35 PM (gHApq)

334 They should TOTALLY meet at Dippin' Dots! That'd be so awesome!

Posted by: jbspry at June 09, 2019 03:12 PM (bem9Y)

335 31 If he does not go down as the worst President in history, its only because they will be able to scrub the historic record.
Posted by: Don Q at June 09, 2019 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

Note, however, that all the things you listed were exactly what he wanted.

Posted by: Insomniac

I don't care if he goes down as the worst President in history, as long as he goes down.

Posted by: Reggie at June 09, 2019 03:15 PM (/Fmtj)

336 I think I just saw Joe drive by in Barbie's pink jeep.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 09, 2019 03:25 PM (Ndje9)

337 Jesus Christ, Joe. Even I think that's gay.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 09, 2019 03:52 PM (Y9zp1)

338 Trump did play kissy face with a porn star
Biden was a pretty good football player

Posted by: Kurt at June 09, 2019 04:39 PM (9DGJX)

339 Omfg it has pizza, ok, what is happening here?

Posted by: Stephanie at June 09, 2019 08:31 PM (eLvFT)

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