Sunday Overnight Open Thread (6/9/19)

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(Back in the saddle!)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Spineless GOP Senators grew a backbone this week & finally stood up to their Dictator Trump on something: Mexico tariffs, also known as a TAX INCREASE on American consumers. Bet your bottom dollar, Trump will back off by the weekend. Just another bluff!,”Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA)


Quote II

“I am at a loss for words. Two-and-a-half years of putting up with this has been very difficult and overwhelming. I just want to let people know across the country that this can happen to anyone else, but we stayed and worked together as a family and fought against this. In many ways, what we wanted from Oberlin College the jury gave to us. They said we were not racists and that the college should have said so when all this started.”

“I thank the jury for seeing what we have seen from the beginning of this." David Gibson


Quote III

"As we stand together upon this sacred Earth. We pledge that our nations will forever be strong and united. We will forever be together. Our people will forever be bold. Our hearts will forever be loyal. And our children, and their children, will forever and always be free." President Donald J. Trump


Quote IV

"Arrogance is not a substitute for good corporate governance." Michael Connor

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You have to admit that this Fat Little F*ck is creative when it comes to executions. Apparently he heeded his father's advice "apply yourself".

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un reportedly executed a general accused of plotting a coup by throwing him into a piranha-filled fish tank.

The unnamed general was said to be the latest victim of the dictatorial leader, who has executed numerous aides, including his envoy to the US in May.

The general was allegedly killed inside a giant piranha tank built inside Kim's Ryongsong Residence, in Pyongyang, after being accused of plotting a coup, the Daily Star reported.


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Quite the state. Alabama passes castration law.

After Alabama’s primitive abortion ban was passed only a few weeks ago, another ethically questionable law has come out of the heart of dixie state.

CBS42 reports that Alabama legislators have signed off on a bill that would require convicted pedophiles over the age of 21 to undergo chemical castration before they can be released from prison


A squadron using .30-06 rifles would be simpler.


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RIP, Dr. John.

Dr. John, a six-time Grammy winner who in his incarnation as the “Night Tripper” brought the New Orleans voodoo vibe to America’s music scene and became one of the most venerated pianists in the city’s rich musical history, died on Thursday at age 77.

The New Orleans native, born Malcolm John Rebennack into a family amateur musicians, including an aunt who taught him to play piano, died “towards the break of day” from a heart attack, his family announced on his official Twitter account.


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Isn't that special? Gov. Tony Evers of WI is flying the ghey flag.

For the first time ever, Wisconsin's government is raising the rainbow LGBTQ pride flag at the state's Capitol.

On Friday, Gov. Tony Evers issued an executive order stating that the pride flag will be flown over the State Capitol Building for the rest of June, coinciding with Pride month world-wide.
The order came the same week that New York's state government also raised the rainbow flag over its Capitol for the first time.
The Wisconsin order also allows any state building to follow suit.


F*cking identity politics


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Speaking of identity politics, Milo Y, the Straight Parade Grand Marshall.

Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has been named the grand marshal for Boston’s "Straight Pride" parade.

Organizers announced Friday the former Breitbart editor as the parade's grand marshal after they originally used actor Brad Pitt's name and likeness for the event.

The head of Super Happy Fun America, a group that "advocates on behalf of the straight community," told the Boston Herald that Pitt “was not super happy” about the group using his name and likeness without his consent.

“I really like his movies and his lawyers sent us a letter asking us to take his stuff down but, you know, you’re allowed to do satire,” John Hugo, president of Super Happy Fun America, told the newspaper.


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Maybe Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) should stay off Twitter.


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Poultry is good for us to eat, right? Settled science once again not so settled.

Eating a chicken could raise a person's "bad cholesterol" to similar levels as eating a steak, contradicting long-thought ideas about health differences between the meats, new research suggests.

Researchers found eating white meat poultry may raise low-density lipoprotein levels in the same way as red meat, according to a study published Tuesday in the Journal of Clinical Nutrition. That elevation in bad cholesterol after eating chicken can occur with or without consuming any saturated fat.


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The Handyman's Secret Weapon - Duct Tape.

During the past 75 years of its existence, duct tape has become a staple product for “fix-it-yourselfers” from every walk of life. This wonder tape has been used for jobs that the original duct tape developers never imagined. The versatile product can mend, bind, patch, repair, and replace many of the items we would need in a survival situation. And best of all, you don’t need any specialized tools or training to use it.


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Hey Mitt, long walk, short pier, some assembly required.

Romney: I Might Not Endorse Anyone For President Next Year

The ONT Musical Interlude


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A grandfather and his grandson are Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A 101-year-old World War II veteran flew from New York to Colorado to commission his grandson who had just graduated from the Air Force Academy.

Joseph Kloc is one of the 989 members of the US Air Force Academy's class of 2019. His grandfather, Walter Kloc, was a World War II Air Force pilot.

"I'm so excited for him," Joseph's father William Kloc told WGRZ. "He's fulfilling his dream and he was so excited that his grandfather, a World War II Air Force bombardier pilot, could come and commission him."


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What was wrong with this judge? Criminal and judge are Genius Award Winners.

Authorities found a handful of drugs and a stolen gun during a Wickliffe traffic stop Thursday night while a 1-year-old baby was inside of the car.

The incident happened just after 11:45 p.m. when a police officer stopped a car on Euclid Avenue near East 286th Street, police said.

Police stopped the car for several violations, including the 25-year-old driver having a suspended license.

Police also noticed the car smelled like marijuana.

During a search, a loaded gun in a backpack was found next to a one-year-old baby, police said. The gun was reported stolen.

Ammo, marijuana, cocaine and digital scales also were found during the search, police said.

The driver was released with the child after being issued citations.

What are the odds that the one year old grows up to be a feral youth?


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 6-9-2019

Top 10 commenters:
1 [469 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today!' [65.83 posts/day]
2 [329 comments] 'Tom Servo'
3 [307 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
4 [301 comments] 'Miklos, csssy and the best, really the best'
5 [298 comments] 'qdpsteve'
6 [296 comments] 'Deplorable Jay Guevara'
7 [296 comments] 'Insomniac'
8 [289 comments] 'Skip'
9 [287 comments] 'Lurking Lurker'
10 [273 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [298 names] 'Miklos, csssy and the best, really the best' [41.83 unique names/day]
2 [56 names] 'My Pimp Shot My Dealer'
3 [35 names] 'Axeman'
4 [28 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
5 [28 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [25 names] 'The ARC of History!'
7 [24 names] 'freaked'
8 [23 names] 'Notorious BFD'
9 [21 names] 'Lurking Lurker'
10 [20 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'

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Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 09:58 PM (htgmn)

2 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2019 09:59 PM (Y4EXg)

3 Oh Hell Yes

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 09:59 PM (htgmn)

4 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 09:59 PM (CLcKT)

5 Hah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 09:59 PM (AZxMX)

6 How was your day Dear?

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:00 PM (htgmn)

7 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at June 09, 2019 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

8 I don't know what to say about that last picture.

It makes it's own quiet statement.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)

9 Is that a bullet hole in that tin??

Nice saddle. Do want.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:02 PM (pUDQf)

10 Wonder what her vagina's voice sounds like?

Darth Vader?
Brian Stelter?

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:02 PM (cF8AT)

11 Unless that idjit in the last pic can make her's whistle, I'll remain unimpressed.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

12 Whether it's a vagina or a wooden doll, ventriloquism is only a stage trick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:03 PM (9SkN+)

13 Maybe she needs a good dentist?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:03 PM (axyOa)

14 I have saddle envy.
And I don't even own a motorcycle. That top pic makes me want to get one, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 09, 2019 10:03 PM (xJa6I)

15 I'm very happy for her.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 09, 2019 10:03 PM (a5hgv)

16 America's Got Talent is really missing the boat here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:04 PM (9SkN+)

17 Her vagina leads wanderers into the misty moors on late Fall evenings.

*come*, it beckoned from the bog.

*closer*, it wailed from the trees.

...and as the waft and aroma creeps over weary travelers, they fade into memories distant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)

18 A squadron using .30-06 rifles would be simpler.

They'd love to, but SCOTUS says it would be Cruel and Unusual punishment.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

19 Mitt Romney can pucker up and kiss my lily white ass. You fooled me once asshole. Never again.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:05 PM (axyOa)

20 Wonder if she goes to an ENT for her gyne checkup?

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)

21 Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U)

Waxing poetic again, I see!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (AZxMX)

22 I know, her vagina says "Abandon hope, all who enter here."

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)

23 Since when was Maxine Waters ever opposed to tax increases?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (tVQUs)

24 We mourn those lost to the Ginger Vulva.

...they will all be forgotten.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

25 First we lose Leon Redbone.

Then Dr. John.

Sad month. Pass the bourbon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (+0I1E)

26 Ahhh. Sweetie.
A breath mint.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (axyOa)

27 So Maxine Waters has staked out a position against tax increases.

Oh yeah, that is believable.

In the meantime: having a spine = working as a foreign agent.

Sort of like my rotten senators Cruz and Cornhole - abandoning their constituents and country to represent the best interests of the narco-states.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (lD3vL)

28 Btw, I voted for the bullets but settled on chemical castrations for these pedophile assholes. Apparently, killing people who rape kids is frowned upon in this mixed up country.

Killing kids? No problem. Right DeBlasio?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)

29 I know why the caged vagina sings.

Posted by: Maya Angelou at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

30 With three more vaginas and some sheet music she could start a barbershop quartet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (9SkN+)

31 As she waxes, I'll wane.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (Ckg4U)

32 Can that women hold the sign lower? I can't really see her ... elbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

33 Hey top 10 again! Woo hoo!
MisHum, whadja think of my bumper sticker I sentcha?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (miE9U)

34 Wonder if she goes to an ENT for her gyne checkup?
Posted by: Tami

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Open wide and say "Ahhhhhh"?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

35 I know, her vagina says "Abandon hope, all who enter here."

How do you know that her "vagina" isn't a mutilated penis?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (lD3vL)

36 Vagina Girl just needs some dick. Settle her down some.

I always liked Dr. John. RIP. He and Billy Preston were awesome.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 09, 2019 10:08 PM (Z+IKu)

37 Maxine Waters is so stupid I can't even.

Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2019 10:08 PM (B5K06)

38 Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:05 PM (axyOa)
In what warped world can Romney be living to believe that his behavior is virtuous!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)

39 I think that gal's vagina had a cameo in "Little Shop Of Horrors"...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 10:08 PM (miE9U)

40 How do you know that her "vagina" isn't a mutilated penis?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (lD3vL)

Lucky guess - I don't see an Adam's apple.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

41 Miklos runs away with the top spot in socks. Congratulations.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (EZebt)

42 I think that gal's vagina had a cameo in "Little Shop Of Horrors"...
Posted by: qdpsteve

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"Feed meeeeee!"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)

43

Say "Hello" to the folks, vagina.

Posted by: Feminist ventriloquist at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)

44 I saw Mutilated Penis open for Pounding Precious at the Akron Agora in 1988.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (Ckg4U)

45 The cops released the driver ( mother ) and arrested the male passenger ( probably baby daddy) . Makes it a little less wtf.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (2DOZq)

46 People who say Twitter is a sewer are wrong. You can always avoid a sewer.
No, Twitter is a pathogen raging through the countryside. You can't avoid the infected.
Example: trannies. Does anyone think that trannies would be anything without Twitter to promote them?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

47 Great. Two holes that I don't want to listen to.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (+0I1E)

48 Lord above, I am so sick of the "meat is bad" thing. It clearly is not. Provably not.

Not wanting to seem gross, but what does one find in one's leavings?

Not gristle. Not a big wad of sirloin.

Nope, it's corn, nuts, ex chethera.

So screw the meat-is-bad people. Oh, and fatty meat is even better. Read the Lewis and Clark journals. they were often starved for fat. Buffalo was better than elk, which was better than deer, which was better than antelope.

But Clark would not eat dog. He ate salmon instead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (SUV+r)

49 30 With three more vaginas and some sheet music she could start a barbershop quartet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM (9SkN+)



***Double Snorts***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

50
With three more vaginas and some sheet music she could start a barbershop quartet.

Pick-a-little, talk-a-little,
Pick-a-little, talk-a-little,
Cheep, cheep, cheep,
Talk a lot, pick a little more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (Wx/+I)

51 Misanthropic Humanitarian

1st, that top picture is an American as a US flag. Well done.


2nd,did you get bait at Big Dicks? And catch any fish with that bait?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

52 Her vagina has a voice.

And it's saying 'stop it with the eggplant already'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (pUDQf)

53 In what warped world can Romney be living to believe that his behavior is virtuous!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)


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Just ask him. He'll tell ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (axyOa)

54 47 Great. Two holes that I don't want to listen to.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (+0I1E)

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It's even worse when they start bickering about shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (9SkN+)

55 tony evers is a commie puddle of walrus spunk. also the dumbest fuck ever in our illustrious list of democrat guvners. worse than diamond jim doyle. i loathe that fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

56 Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

SCOTUS says firing squads are illegal?

Posted by: clutch at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (kiSdp)

57 Anyone else enjoying not watching the Tonys tonight?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U)

58 I'd still do her.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

59 Red with the talking vagina is scary.

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (qBNEP)

60 in addition to the gibson/oberlin ruling, another important case ended - true the vote, the texas org that was the target of over 20 investigations and censure by the irs, doj, et al, won a major victory as a judge ruled in their favor rebuking the govt severely. this ended nearly 10 years of persecution by the obama regime. they had received other rulings in their favor and after a govt agency apologized it would go back on the offensive. how true the vote held up i don't know. an important case.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (Pg+x7)

61 With three more vaginas and some sheet music she could start a barbershop quartet.
Posted by: Cicero

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'The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi' will never be the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)

62
tony evers is a commie puddle of walrus spunk. also the dumbest fuck ever in our illustrious list of democrat guvners. worse than diamond jim doyle. i loathe that fucker.

So, may we put you down as "undecided"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:12 PM (Wx/+I)

63 Yeah the irony and idiocy of the Waters vomit is multi-layered and complex.


Dunno the precise score, but at least Cruz [WTFFF?] beclowned himself, passing up an obvious golden opportunity to shut up - for 4 or 5 effing days - on the tariff thing.


The needle is beginning to tip back towards the "speed bump" side of the Trump-o-Meter - away from "direction change". For various reasons [much of it circumstances/inertia/the society]. Not that a speed bump is not valuable - and of course preserves the chance for direction change. Right now the needle is dead center.






Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:12 PM (QDnY+)

64 No honey, this is not a threesome. She is going to play some mood music. No, the gag will not stop her from humming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

65 51 Misanthropic Humanitarian

1st, that top picture is an American as a US flag. Well done.


2nd,did you get bait at Big Dicks? And catch any fish with that bait?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you Salty
and
Yes, lots and lots and lots of walleyes.

My frig now has a Big Dicks magnet on it. Much to the chagrin of Mrs. Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

66 Lord above, I am so sick of the "meat is bad" thing. It clearly is not. Provably not.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (SUV+r)


You know where they prove such things? At fine research university facilities like the MSU Meat Lab.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

67 Puddle of Walrus Spunk wasn't even in tune when they opened for Glory Hole in 1995.

Their album went carbon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)

68 I know why the caged vagina sings.
Posted by: Maya Angelou at June 09, 2019 10:07 PM



So... Are you just going to leave us hanging onto the edge of our seats here, love?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (CLcKT)

69 Sort of like my rotten senators Cruz and Cornhole - abandoning their constituents and country to represent the best interests of the narco-states.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (lD3vL)

Your Senators?!?

How naive of you to assume that they represent anyone's interests besides ours!

Posted by: The CoC at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (tVQUs)

70
When vulvae talk, I listen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)

71 Btw, I voted for the bullets but settled on chemical
castrations for these pedophile assholes. Apparently, killing people
who rape kids is frowned upon in this mixed up country.



Killing kids? No problem. Right DeBlasio?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)

I bet you're the kind of guy that believes that convicted murderers should be executed "By Any Means Necessary" or Easily Available?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (AZxMX)

72 56 Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

SCOTUS says firing squads are illegal?
Posted by: clutch at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (kiSdp)

Was it a Utah case? They like firing squads.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (2DOZq)

73 Used to be people had respect for themselves.

No nice girl would hold up a sign with that message, it would give her a bad reputation.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (htgmn)

74 So, The Vagina Monologues . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)

75
Anyone else enjoying not watching the Tonys tonight?

Posted by: qdpsteve


Sodomites and fag hags congratulating each other.

The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (Wx/+I)

76 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)

77

My vagina has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R

Posted by: Red Twitt at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK)

78 101-Year-Old WWII Veteran Commissions Grandson At Air Force Academy Ceremony

****

That is very cool.
I was able to commission my daughter when she graduated. I also gave her my Airborne wings after she graduated from Airborne School.
Those wings will pass down to the next generation.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (axyOa)

79 Chicken is bad IF you eat it with a lot of starches and sugars.

Any meat and fat is bad if you eat it with starch and sugars.

Posted by: Flyover at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (B5K06)

80 Maybe Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) should stay off Twitter.
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I have the gravel!

Posted by: Mad Maxie at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (xSo9G)

81 Romney's really concerned that a Republican might act like the Democrats have been doing for decades.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

82 There are a lot of people in the USA who need to be accidentally cremated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U)

83 I bet you're the kind of guy that believes that convicted murderers should be executed "By Any Means Necessary" or Easily Available?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:13 PM (AZxMX


Equal to or greater than the method used in the murder.

I voted for 'greater than'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

84 Lord above, I am so sick of the "meat is bad" thing. It clearly is not. Provably not.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (SUV+r)

I swear I read that as "Lard above,..."


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)

85
Whisper sweet nothings in her cooter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)

86 John Ringo apparently e-mailed Instapundit with a quick note about the Oberlin case. What he noted was this -

Oberlin is a lefty college. It's located in a not so lefty community that almost certainly doesn't share its values, but that in many ways largely exists because it can provide support to the college (that's not the only reason; but the college no doubt provides a lot of income for the surrounding community). So you have a community that doesn't like the administrators and faculty of the college. And you have college administrators and faculty that almost certainly look down on the community that supports the school.

Guess who made up the jury for this case?

Posted by: junior at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (Fp6vo)

87 Seeing th damaged ginger reminded me that there is a turrible movie out there called Chatterbox. It ain't porn. It's just stupid, so unbelievably stupid. Saw it once with a bunch of friends. There was beer.

But hey. Perils of Gwendolyn in the Land of the Yik-Yak was probably worse. May have seen both flicks during the same beer bust.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (SUV+r)

88 I named my vagina Brad...

Posted by: Dippsy SJW at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (xSo9G)

89 >> Chicken is bad IF you eat it with a lot of starches and sugars.

Chicken!

Posted by: Candace Cameron Bure at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (f1Vqw)

90 kbdabear


Thank you. You are as reliable as a metronome plugged into a nuclear power plant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

91 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (0Ntuf)

92 I voted for 'greater than'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)

I think you have the makings of a great newsletter, and I wish to inquire about a subscription!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (AZxMX)

93 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers' Smarter Brother at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (rRxrm)

94 "Me and my vagina,
walkin' down the av-en-ue..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)

95 i pissed someone off here friday night. talking about that fucking joke of a flag. it pisses me off that assclown has it flying over a building my taxes pay for. some shit just pisses me off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 09, 2019 10:16 PM (KP5rU)

96 I swear I read that as "Lard above,..."


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)

It's me Scottish accent. Sorry 'boot that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:17 PM (SUV+r)

97 kbdabear

What do you call the space between those prominent breasts?


Silicon Valley.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

98 The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.
Posted by: Hadrian
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It's a Nobel , dammit!

Posted by: Barky at June 09, 2019 10:18 PM (xSo9G)

99 Romney really is becoming a ridiculous figure. Like so much of the Beltway.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:18 PM (QDnY+)

100 Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (axyOa)

What a great legacy! Good on the lot of ya!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:18 PM (AZxMX)

101
Chicken is tuna of the land, Charlie says.

Posted by: Candace Cameron Bure at June 09, 2019 10:18 PM (f1Vqw)

102 Order now in time for Xmas: "Horton Hears a Hoohoo" Tell all your librull friends!

Posted by: Rex B at June 09, 2019 10:19 PM (bxP6N)

103 Any cheeseheads attend the McCartney concert at Lambeau last night. It was fabulous. Politics aside, he is one tremendous performer.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 09, 2019 10:19 PM (hiBbn)

104
*peruses Wall of Shame*

I've got to keep that damned cat off the computer.

Posted by: Barky at June 09, 2019 10:19 PM (xSo9G)

105 Piranha tank? Oh, come on. This has to be pegging everyone's bullshit meter at the top.

Posted by: MW at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (hNTtn)

106 Rex, don't forget the new SJW kids' lit fave:

"Horton Gets A Hoochie"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

107 *peruses Wall of Shame*

I've got to keep that damned cat off the computer.
Posted by: Barky
--------

...and, remember to change my socks.

Posted by: Barky at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

108 I see the Horde got all the good talking vagina cracks out of the way. I'm proud of y'all.

Spent the day repairing the tractor and cutting up a dead tree that I watched collapse from my porch. One moment standing, next moment on the ground. Kinda awesome, and it had the courtesy to fall down in a way that didn't hit anything but the ground. So now I'm sore and ready for bed. See you guys in the morning.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (1FhAQ)

109 I've heard a squishy squeak, but a voice would scare me soft.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (25Dt7)

110 Strikes me as a tad odd that in all the land of Utah, Romney is the best they can come up with.

Wat da eff, Utah?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (pUDQf)

111 ...and, remember to change my socks.
Posted by: Barky
-------

...even if it takes two attempts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (xSo9G)

112 Oberlin needs to make me their president. In five years I'd double the endowments and the student body. First adjunct professor, The First Lady.
Second, Mike Flynn.
In 2024, PDT.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 10:21 PM (axyOa)

113 no self respecting male would ever get near that mudshark with the singing penis garage. i don't care what her elbows look like.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 09, 2019 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

114 Whoa Fat as a James Bond villain. His definitive role.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:21 PM (htgmn)

115 Piranha tank? Oh, come on. This has to be pegging everyone's bullshit meter at the top.

Posted by: MW at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (hNTtn)

"Pour encourager les autres!" takes on a whole new meaning for Norks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:21 PM (AZxMX)

116 Please send Bete a note at Caring Bridge. His C5 or C7 vertebra (I forgot) is being eroded by that fucking "C"-word.

If you'd like to sign-up at Caring Bridge and send him some Well-Wishes and prayers, please check this out:

https://www.caringbridge.org/visit/johnrose3/journal


He has been posting updates and you can see his glowing spirit shine through your Very Soul.

--Thank You.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:21 PM (Ckg4U)

117 Vagina Monologues

28 Days Only

At the Paradise Theater in Yoda Linda Valley

and spinal tap

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:22 PM (SUV+r)

118 One must wonder if Uncle Kim's piranhas had wee tiny laser beams on their frickin' heads...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 10:22 PM (CLcKT)

119 Seeing the damaged ginger...

Yeah, so here is a damaged ginger that is too homely to do what more attractive damaged gingers do - and that is work a pole.

At least she has the self-awareness to know that this is the best she can do.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:22 PM (lD3vL)

120 What do you call the space between those prominent breasts?


Silicon Valley.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

So you can call the right breast Mount Hamilton and the left one Loma Prieta?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:22 PM (tVQUs)

121 Piranha tank? Oh, come on. This has to be pegging everyone's bullshit meter at the top.

Posted by: MW at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (hNTtn)


Ok, it could have been a laser or KGB agent with poisoned knife shoe.

Posted by: The Daily Mail at June 09, 2019 10:22 PM (rRxrm)

122 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 09, 2019 10:23 PM (w0xwb)

123 the Wall of Shame always makes me feel inadequate

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 10:23 PM (dm05u)

124 Say "Hello" to the folks, vagina.
Posted by: Feminist ventriloquist at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (aKsyK)


So right!

Posted by: Senorita Wences at June 09, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)

125 All is right with the world.

Our intrepid ONT leader has plenty of fish to fry, his beloved wife has more chances to reflect on the blessings of marriage, and Donald J Trump is my President.





Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

126 Oberlin is a lefty college. It's located in a not so lefty community that almost certainly doesn't share its values
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True for most college towns, until the college/faculty/students overwhelm the town.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (xSo9G)

127 111 ...and, remember to change my socks.
Posted by: Barky
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...even if it takes two attempts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (xSo9G)


#3 isn't that bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

128 This wonder tape has been used for jobs that the original duct tape developers never imagined.

********

Sound Advice - a limerick

I have learned after numerous trials
Of waterfowl vocalizing styles
That duct tape sucks
For recording real ducks
I now use web-based audio files

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (m45I2)

129 Strange question, but why do feminists, in desire of being equal and treated as more than sex objects, so routinely devolve themselves to their sex organs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

130 I can't imagine what Trump will do without Mitt Romney's endorsement. I bet he loses a lot of sleep over it.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (uEbPt)

131 Wat da eff, Utah?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (pUDQf)

to be fair, Willard is a fucking carpetbagger, waltzing into Utah with his money and his LDS cred.

Still, you're not wrong at all. Fookers keep voting for that minge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (SUV+r)

132 You people who are regular hockey fans, I don't know how you do it. I get a headache every time I watch.

It's so, so....arrrrggggh.

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (cF8AT)

133 the Wall of Shame always makes me feel inadequate

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 09, 2019 10:23 PM (dm05u)

Wait until you make it for two weeks in a row...
and then fade into ignominious oblivion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:25 PM (AZxMX)

134 the Wall of Shame always makes me feel inadequate
Posted by: vmom
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I have a solution. We just swap nics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:25 PM (xSo9G)

135 Hey Hillary!

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. Calvin Coolidge

So run for 2020. I double-dog dare you.

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

136
My cooter says eat more chicken!

Posted by: Candace Cameron Bure at June 09, 2019 10:25 PM (f1Vqw)

137 Strikes me as a tad odd that in all the land of Utah, Romney is the best they can come up with.

No offense intended for LDS members here, but seriously, what is up with Mormon politicians?

Does every single one have to be a back-stabbing, malevolent, narcissist traitor?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:25 PM (lD3vL)

138 129 Strange question, but why do feminists, in desire of being equal and treated as more than sex objects, so routinely devolve themselves to their sex organs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf

Because they don't play piano?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

139 How would Kim get his hands on a Piranha tank in North Korea? Wouldn't he have trouble keeping his guards from eating the fish?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (tVQUs)

140
Romney is a ratfucker.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (f1Vqw)

141
i pissed someone off here friday night. talking about that fucking joke of a flag. it pisses me off that assclown has it flying over a building my taxes pay for. some shit just pisses me off.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

=====

There are plenty of gay-tolerant people who think that flag has no business flying over our embassies.

I wonder if any of those reporters who are collecting the stats from every consulate and diplomatic mission all over the planet are glancing around D.C. to see which other countries are flying the pride flag over their American embassies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (13CQC)

142 @129 Strange question, but why do feminists, in desire of being equal and treated as more than sex objects, so routinely devolve themselves to their sex organs?

--------------------

Many of them seem to be obsessed with the idea that men fear a woman's sexual organs.

No, don't ask me to explain that.

Posted by: junior at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (Fp6vo)

143 True for most college towns, until the college/faculty/students overwhelm the town.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (xSo9G)

Town and Gown is a real phenomenon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (AZxMX)

144 Have a special night, everyone. Bragging rights to one and all.

However, head on a swivel and have a SECDEF Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

145 First we lose Leon Redbone.

Then Dr. John.

Sad month. Pass the bourbon.




At some point we have to consider what kind of a world we will be leaving for Keith Richards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 10:27 PM (yQpMk)

146 Because they don't play piano?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)


Gold, Jerry!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:27 PM (pUDQf)

147 True for most college towns, until the college/faculty/students overwhelm the town.

Austin is much like the university it hosts - hard core entitled SJW communists.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:27 PM (lD3vL)

148 Does every single one have to be a back-stabbing, malevolent, narcissist traitor?



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:25 PM (lD3vL)


Si.

Posted by: Corn Romneyo at June 09, 2019 10:28 PM (rRxrm)

149
Piranha tank? Oh, come on. This has to be pegging everyone's bullshit meter at the top.
Posted by: MW


Reportedly, the last few supposed executions never took place.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 10:28 PM (aKsyK)

150 Strange question, but why do feminists, in desire of being equal and treated as more than sex objects, so routinely devolve themselves to their sex organs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

--------------------------------

Because everything Leftists say is a lie?

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2019 10:28 PM (uEbPt)

151 @110 Strikes me as a tad odd that in all the land of Utah, Romney is the best they can come up with.

--------------------

He actually lost in the convention before going on ahead to win the primary.

I suspect that a lot of it is name recognition. People don't really bother to do research. And then they vote for the names they recognize.

Posted by: junior at June 09, 2019 10:30 PM (Fp6vo)

152 Austin is much like the university it hosts - hard core entitled SJW communists.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
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See: Durham, Chapel Hill, Ann Arbor, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:30 PM (CDGwz)

153 I made the Wall of Shame once. It was while I was convalescing from major surgery back in 2010. Somehow it still wasn't a proud moment.

I did used to make the sock list all the time before that, when 35 would be the top number instead of the bottom one.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2019 10:31 PM (uEbPt)

154 The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (Wx/+I)


Like 'Teacher Of The Year'?

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2019 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)

155 Tami, explain. How do you find hockey however you find it?


Watching the game on the computer now. An odd casualness/sloppiness tonight, other than that, seems normal [and Blues look to be back to passing waaaaay too much on power plays].

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:31 PM (QDnY+)

156 A glimmer of hope in Bluest America, from last Tuesday.

One of the certainties of deep Blue cities is that new school taxes always pass. After all, "It's For The Children" (tm), and you can put together a coalition of parents, government workers, renters (who don't think they pay property taxes), and leftists, to pass the tax.

School tax elections traditionally occur in poorly attended off-year elections - the pro-tax people think that they can get their people to the polls, and that many of the anti-tax people won't vote in an off-year election. (For most people in Los Angeles, the school tax was the only item on the ballot.)

Noncoincidentially, school districts in deep Blue cities are invariably corrupt and incompetent - after all, they have no need to reform, since the money will always be coming in.

So, Los Angeles schools proposed a new, $500 million a year parcel tax. Due to an archaic law back from the days when California was a reasonable state, it required a two-thirds majority to pass.

The usual suspects deployed the usual arguments, and ran the usual campaign (you hate poor students if you oppose the tax, you see).

Well, the tax didn't get 67% of the vote. The tax didn't get 50% of the vote. The tax got 45% of the vote - a complete and utter rejection by the voters of Los Angeles.

An amazing result, and the usual suspects in Los Angeles have been spending the last few days whining about it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

157 I'm out, 'Rons and 'Ettes.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at June 09, 2019 10:33 PM (Ckg4U)

158 Strange question, but why do feminists, in desire of being equal and treated as more than sex objects, so routinely devolve themselves to their sex organs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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It's like gheys wanting to be treated like anyone else, then demanding special consideration because they are ghey. See: Buttrig.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:33 PM (CDGwz)

159 Never. In. Crazy.

Ever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2019 10:33 PM (sy5kK)

160 I see the Horde got all the good talking vagina cracks out of the way. I'm proud of y'all.


********

Well...maybe one more:


Polly Want A Crack? - a limerick

A young girl from South Carolina
Was renowned for her talking vagina
Seems she had a macaw
In her spacious hoo-haw
And said "Don't look at me, it's not mynah!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:33 PM (m45I2)

161 why do feminists, in desire of being equal and treated as more than sex objects, so routinely devolve themselves to their sex organs?


That's where their brains are.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:33 PM (htgmn)

162 3-0 dagger.
Game 7 coming up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

163 Sheeesh Blues....ain't no one gonna play Gloria tonight.

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:34 PM (cF8AT)

164 I read today that Oberlin's insurer won't pay for the damages, so if that holds up Oberlin will have to pay from their own money.

I don't imagine that does the cash flow any good and alumni might not be eager to donate to cover their massive fuckup.

Oberlin does have a billion dollars in endowments so if they have to they'll dip into that, so no imminent danger they'll have to shut down and convert the campus to condos.

Too bad, that would be a fappable outcome.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2019 10:34 PM (0Ntuf)

165 Goodnight Slap!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:34 PM (m45I2)

166 The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (Wx/+I)

Like 'Teacher Of The Year'?
Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2019 10:31 PM (Y8PSl)

Mr. Burns: This year's winner for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence...

Homer with fingers crossed: oh please, oh please...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:34 PM (SUV+r)

167 Night, Slap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 09, 2019 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

168 An amazing result, and the usual suspects in Los Angeles have been spending the last few days whining about it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

Those poor under-educated children, what ever will they do!I wonder how many of them are illegals sucking education tax money from working legal California citizens?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:35 PM (AZxMX)

169
Like 'Teacher Of The Year'?

Posted by: RickZ


Oh, that. Even worse, because it turns into Buggins' Turn. Everyone eventually gets it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:35 PM (Wx/+I)

170 An amazing result, and the usual suspects in Los Angeles have been spending the last few days whining about it.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
------------

It's a Taxlash!

Posted by: Van Jones at June 09, 2019 10:35 PM (CDGwz)

171 Wait. The coveted Mitt endorsement might go undeployed next year???

SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:35 PM (9SkN+)

172 155 Tami, explain. How do you find hockey however you find it?


Watching the game on the computer now. An odd casualness/sloppiness tonight, other than that, seems normal [and Blues look to be back to passing waaaaay too much on power plays].

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:31 PM (QDnY+)

It's so frantic and frustrating.

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:36 PM (cF8AT)

173 @156
Well, the tax didn't get 67% of the vote. The tax didn't get 50% of the vote. The tax got 45% of the vote - a complete and utter rejection by the voters of Los Angeles.

--------------------

California voters are traditionally pretty leery about property taxes. Prop 13 means that property taxes are the ONE tax that never gets out of control. If LA had tried some other tax, they might have been able to get it to pass. But property taxes are more difficult to sell to voters.

On a somewhat related "surprising" note...

Last November, California voters voted down a ballot proposition that would have made rent control easier for local governments to institute. So what did the politicos up in Sacramento pass a couple of months ago...?

Posted by: junior at June 09, 2019 10:36 PM (Fp6vo)

174 Mitt can always vote for Hillary as a write-in candidate.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:36 PM (htgmn)

175 A general poll-type question:

How many people would be interested in purchasing a bright red baseball cap that reads "LOL Get F*cked" printed in white? And yes, there is an asterisk on the hat.

Posted by: shibumi at June 09, 2019 10:37 PM (sktRI)

176 The more superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it hands out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----------

*gazes at Father of the Year Award*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 09, 2019 10:37 PM (xSo9G)

177 If the Facebook Class A stockholders wanted to bring Zuckerfuehrer to his knees, they could tank the stock and cut his net worth by tens of billions.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2019 10:37 PM (0Ntuf)

178 There are plenty of gay-tolerant people who think that flag has no business flying over our embassies.

Flags traditionally represent dominion.

By flying a rainbow flag, the embassy is declaring to the world that their allegiance is to sodomy.

The embassies do that because every single damned person staffing them are dedicated enemies of the united States and hate Americans with a burning passion which is what fuels them to defile all that is good - just to piss us off.

Don't let them win. They are pure evil.

I threw out my "US" flag years ago. Buried it in used cat litter because that was more appropriate than burning it. The "US" flag only represent the tyrants and the Deep State enemy of We The People (who no longer have a flag).

If I were to fly the stars and bars, it would be the one with 27 stars (before The Great Republic of Texas surrendered to DC)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:38 PM (lD3vL)

179 not real fond of Dr. John's voice, but his band kicks.

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:38 PM (B+t5k)

180 Last pic - definitely an exorcism is needed

Posted by: IC at June 09, 2019 10:38 PM (fiC74)

181 Blues goalie not impressive [have only seem him in the finals]. At all. WTF, going to your knees on a 4O-foot wrist shot? And game continues to look very sloppy, both teams.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:38 PM (QDnY+)

182 Mitt can always vote for Hillary as a write-in candidate.
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:36 PM (htgmn)


He probably will. He want to get the country back to the old status quo. Too many people's livelihoods depend on it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 09, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)

183 Mitt Romney - 'Can I endorse myself?'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:39 PM (pUDQf)

184 If the Facebook Class A stockholders wanted to bring Zuckerfuehrer to his knees, they could tank the stock and cut his net worth by tens of billions.

After awhile don't you have enough money?

Seriously, even cutting his wealth in half, he can buy and sell whole states filled with people.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:39 PM (lD3vL)

185 I see ol Slapsy Maxie is mouthing off again.

And as for that little sweetcakes in the last photo--if your VJayJay is talking to you, it's probably because of an STD.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 09, 2019 10:40 PM (WRSbt)

186 Say hello to the folks, Kitty!


HELLO, FOLKS!!

Posted by: Vagina Ventriloquist at June 09, 2019 10:40 PM (oVJmc)

187 *gazes at Father of the Year Award*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 09, 2019 10:37 PM (xSo9G)

World's Greatest Dad, how do you like that!

Posted by: Izzy Mandelbaum at June 09, 2019 10:40 PM (0Ntuf)

188 I thought talking crabs were only in Disney movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:40 PM (pUDQf)

189 Mitt Romney - 'Can I endorse myself?'
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:39 PM (pUDQf)

That's between you and the Lord.

You big fag.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:41 PM (SUV+r)

190

Cut Maxine waters some slack, please.

She's not smart enough to be dumb.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 09, 2019 10:41 PM (KATBx)

191 Maybe Mitt is planning on another run for the WH, this time as the VP for Biden.

The Dream Team!

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:41 PM (htgmn)

192 140
Romney is a ratfucker.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 10:26 PM (f1Vqw)


Yes, and it is his actual legal description.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 09, 2019 10:41 PM (sy5kK)

193 How many people would be interested in purchasing a bright red baseball cap that reads "LOL Get F*cked" printed in white? And yes, there is an asterisk on the hat.

Its about as useful as a "Hate has no home here" sign.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:41 PM (lD3vL)

194
Romney is a ratfucker.



Please.

Posted by: A Self-respecting Rat at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (oVJmc)

195 Hey Mitt:No one cares who you endorse.

Posted by: chemist at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (ep5hL)

196 LGB! let's go bruins !! just kidding .. I hate hockey. hope they both lose

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (B+t5k)

197 77

My vagina has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
Posted by: Red Twitt at June 09, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK)

Can probably drive the Weenie Wagon right through it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

198 Not going to believe that Nork piranha story until it gets more substantial sourcing.

Just this last week a supposedly executed general turned up seated near Kim at a concert.

AFAIC, S. Korean news and intelligence reports are eprthlrss.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (M5h3L)

199 I read that feminist's sign in a Sam Elliott voice.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (m45I2)

200 And as for that little sweetcakes in the last photo--if your VJayJay is talking to you, it's probably because of an STD.

Or demons who can't compete for talk time with her mouth.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (lD3vL)

201
196 LGB! let's go bruins !! just kidding .. I hate hockey. hope they both lose

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (B+t5k)


He seems nice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 10:43 PM (oVJmc)

202 Last time we went to Savannah on vacation, one of the t-shirt shops on River Street was selling MAGA hats.

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:43 PM (htgmn)

203
Maybe Mitt is planning on another run for the WH, this time as the VP for Biden.

The Dream Team!
Posted by: ALH


The Koch brothers delight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 10:43 PM (aKsyK)

204 I see the LA tax vote as one of those outlier sensible outcomes one still sees, occasionally, in CA. Last one I can recall was 'O7, rejection of income tax boost [it passed a few years ago], and Prop Eight naturally.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:43 PM (QDnY+)

205 I read that feminist's sign in a Sam Elliott voice.


Try Mel Blanc.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 10:43 PM (oVJmc)

206 I read that feminist's sign in a Sam Elliott voice.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (m45I2)

Shit.

*turns on monitor wipers*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:43 PM (SUV+r)

207 191 Maybe Mitt is planning on another run for the WH, this time as the VP for Biden.

The Dream Team!
Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:41 PM (htgmn)


Mitt isn't black enough

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

208 I read that feminist's sign in a Sam Elliott voice.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:42 PM (m45I2)


Beef. It's What's for Dinner.

Posted by: Not Sam Elliott at June 09, 2019 10:44 PM (rRxrm)

209 Mitt isn't black enough
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

-------

In Utah he's black.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 10:44 PM (9SkN+)

210 Wow, some really stupid mistakes in this game. Very unimpressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:45 PM (QDnY+)

211 Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 10:33 PM (m45I2)


I'm not sure I was worthy of reading that.

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2019 10:45 PM (uEbPt)

212 Do it in Darth Vader voice!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:45 PM (pUDQf)

213 And as for that little sweetcakes in the last photo--if your VJayJay is talking to you, it's probably because of an STD.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 09, 2019 10:40 PM (WRSbt)


It's saying "How do you spell chlamydia trachomatis?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX)

214 Seriously, even cutting his wealth in half, he can buy and sell whole states filled with people.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:39 PM (lD3vL)

It's already cut in half from it's all time high. Stock holdings isn't the best way to measure wealth since it has to be sold to buy anything, otherwise it's just collateral for bank loans. Most people still have the Scrooge McDuck image of billionaires, as if they could cover a billion dollar check from their cash assets.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 09, 2019 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)

215

Luke, I am your cooter.

Posted by: Darth Vagina at June 09, 2019 10:46 PM (aKsyK)

216 Do it in Darth Vader voice!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:45 PM (pUDQf)

Or Thulsa Doom.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:46 PM (SUV+r)

217
Most people still have the Scrooge McDuck image of billionaires, as if they could cover a billion dollar check from their cash assets.

*looks at bank balance*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:47 PM (Wx/+I)

218 Pfffft...turned the game off.

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:47 PM (cF8AT)

219 Wow, piranha tank! Almost like "Team America" with shark tank and Hans Brix.

Posted by: KungPow at June 09, 2019 10:48 PM (DcPfA)

220 A talking vagina...isnt that what is known as queefing?

Posted by: RGallegos at June 09, 2019 10:48 PM (59GQk)

221 who is winning ?
LGB or LGB ?

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:48 PM (B+t5k)

222 Whoa, Blues goalie is terrible. Funny.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:48 PM (QDnY+)

223 With her talent she could make serious coin in Tijuana.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

224 *looks at bank balance*

*shakes head*



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:47 PM (Wx/+I)

You have a bank AND a balance? Luxury!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX)

225 @nypost 1 minute ago

Ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz reportedly shot in Dominican Republic

https://tinyurl.com/y5zobyom

(Article seems to say he's injured but not dead)

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 10:49 PM (cF8AT)

226 Or Thulsa Doom.



Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 09, 2019 10:46 PM (SUV+r)


Sort of gives the "Riddle of Steel" a whole new meaning.

Posted by: One who walks alone at June 09, 2019 10:49 PM (rRxrm)

227 By flying a rainbow flag, the embassy is declaring to the world that their allegiance is to sodomy.

The Portland police, the Portland mass transit agency, and most elected officials in Portland have rainbowed up their Twitter logos for the entire month of June.

It is an interesting psychological question - even in Portland, gays aren't ten percent of the total population, and it's likely closer to five percent.

So why the kowtowing?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

228 to top it off .. cubs sweep cardinals. ha!

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:50 PM (B+t5k)

229 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:38 PM (lD3vL)

WTF ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 09, 2019 10:50 PM (2DOZq)

230 Mitt isn't black enough
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

He's girlie enough, don't you think?

Posted by: ALH at June 09, 2019 10:50 PM (htgmn)

231 papi got popped ?

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:51 PM (B+t5k)

232 Timeless quote from everyone's favorite handyman:


https://tinyurl.com/y377jtfp

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 09, 2019 10:51 PM (XKZwp)

233 A fanny with a Jar Jar Binks voice would be something...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 10:51 PM (CLcKT)

234 Just watched the Deadwood movie.
It was a decent ending to the series.

Afterwards, I was compelled, like a trapped rat, to view about 40 minutes of the Tony Awards. The ghey/trangender indoctrination was persistent, insistent, and continuous. Also, there were very vague, matter of fact statements about how we are living in 'troubled times' and have to speak out and empower people, and blah blah blah all the usual codewords like 'community', and 'stand strong' and the like.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2019 10:51 PM (ufFY8)

235 He probably will. He want to get the country back to the old status quo. Too many people's livelihoods depend on it.

Lets see, we are on a debt spending binge even larger than 'W' or 'O' forced on us...

Still in endless wars where no one on earth can offer a coherent reason why...

Illegal Immigration has finally accomplished the dreams of our enemy and vanquished the American Dream and culture...

Only thing left is to cement the US government as a dominant partner in the global narco-state.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:52 PM (lD3vL)

236 is there a mercy rule in NHL ?

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 10:52 PM (B+t5k)

237 Her vagina would sound like Charlie Callas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 09, 2019 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

238 Well shoot. Back to Boston. Have to wait until Wednesday. Ugh.

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2019 10:53 PM (jm1YL)

239 KILL THEM AND WEAR THEIR SKINS

Posted by: Crazy Chick's Vagina at June 09, 2019 10:53 PM (R7nPl)

240
I deserve reparations for the oppression, discrimination and daily pain I suffer from arrogant right-handed people. Your privilege blinds you to the historic and continuing pain we Left-Handed people feel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:53 PM (Wx/+I)

241 Just watched the Deadwood movie.
It was a decent ending to the series.



They left a pretty obvious plot point unresolved. They could have easily tied it off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (yQpMk)

242 My vagina will now recite the Gettysburg address. Please hold your applause until the end.

Posted by: The Vagina Monologues at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (pUDQf)

243 I'm thinking that skanks vagina probably has tentacles, or worse.

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (NbRJx)

244 Finally. This game was a stink-off. *This* is the Cup finals? Glad I have reduced my NHL to about 5 games a year.


Of course there's whole generations who think dump-and-chase, grab, hit from behind hockey is exciting and impressive - having seen little else - so they probably find this to be good.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (QDnY+)

245 KILL THEM AND WEAR THEIR SKINS

Posted by: Crazy Chick's Vagina at June 09, 2019 10:53 PM (R7nPl)

*types...
*deletes...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (AZxMX)

246 California voters are traditionally pretty leery about property taxes. Prop 13 means that property taxes are the ONE tax that never gets out of control. If LA had tried some other tax, they might have been able to get it to pass. But property taxes are more difficult to sell to voters.

Nevertheless, school taxes normally pass in blue California cities.

Prop 13 is the third rail of California politics, because you have people like a friend of mine, who bought a house in Silicon Valley decades ago, who pays maybe $600 a year in property tax. Reassess that house to market values, and she would pay about $30,000 a year in property tax. She would fight any revision to Prop 13 tooth and nail, obviously.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

247 My penis has a voice. Listen as it says...

Posted by: Moron at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (geIq4)

248 World's Greatest Dad, how do you like that!
Posted by: Izzy Mandelbaum
--------

Democrats everywhere are envious. They seek to emulate him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)

249 ''They left a pretty obvious plot point unresolved. They could have easily tied it off.''

Room for another movie?

Posted by: Tuna at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (jm1YL)

250 I read the vag sign in a Gilbert Gottfried voice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (oFlMR)

251 Mitt Romney - 'Can I endorse myself?'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:39 PM


Is that what all the political kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (Vzb0I)

252 I deserve reparations for the oppression, discrimination and daily pain I suffer from arrogant right-handed people. Your privilege blinds you to the historic and continuing pain we Left-Handed people feel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:53 PM (Wx/+I)

Word, preach it, brother.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

253 243
I'm thinking that skanks vagina probably has tentacles, or worse.


Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (NbRJx)


A woman of my dreams!


Posted by: Kurt Eichenvalde at June 09, 2019 10:55 PM (ufFY8)

254 eff off Romney. When is the last time senators announce an endorsement for POTUS? Its just assumed you are for your party's nominee you big lunkhead.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2019 10:56 PM (rhI1M)

255
I'm thinking that skanks vagina probably has tentacles, or worse.

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (NbRJx)


Or worse. It's a Sarlacc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:56 PM (Wx/+I)

256 Her vagina monologues.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

257 Room for another movie?


Could be, but it would lack some key characters.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 10:56 PM (yQpMk)

258 The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues are fascist, because it assumes that all women have vaginas.

Posted by: Woke America! at June 09, 2019 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

259 They left a pretty obvious plot point unresolved. They could have easily tied it off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 10:54 PM (yQpMk)

Did the writer forget to include that?
Yeah, way too soon and in poor taste.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2019 10:57 PM (ufFY8)

260 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2019 10:51 PM (ufFY

A small digression. I hate the word "Empower" and think it should not be used.

Power comes from inside a person. A person in a position of authority who has no power will piss it away or be pushed around. A person in a low position who has power will acquire influence.

A person cannot give you power. Power given by another person is exercised not because you have any real power, but because the other person does. If they were not there, you would not be given any power.

I'm trying to think of a better word. "Deputize", perhaps.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 10:57 PM (R7nPl)

261 Yeah, flags are important - they symbolize the allegiance and subservience to those who bear the flag.

So when someone flies the Rainbow flag, their predominant allegiance is to sodomy.

Since the "US" flag is the globally recognized symbol of the Deep State which is antithetical to a Constitutional Republic that our Founders fought and bequeathed us; there is no longer any symbol of our traditions with the possible exception of the Second National flag of the Confederacy - which has a lot of baggage attached to it.

I would love to have a new flag that symbolizes the traditions and culture of the Founders that any Liberty minded person could appreciate.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:58 PM (lD3vL)

262 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:53 PM (Wx/+I)



#RightPrivilege



#SinisterHandsMatter

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 10:58 PM (AZxMX)

263 The Vagina Monologues are fascist, because it assumes that all women have vaginas.

Posted by: Woke America! at June 09, 2019 10:57 PM


The sad thing is that I can see this becoming the party line in the not so distant future.

If it hasn't already...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2019 10:58 PM (Vzb0I)

264 that skanks vagina gives a running commentary in the voice of bob menery. "holy fuck! lookit the size of that one eyed trouser snake!"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 09, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

265 >> A fanny with a Jar Jar Binks voice would be something...

Call me.

Oh, you're using the Brit version of fanny. Never mind.

Wait call me anyway. You can listen to a dialogue.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (f1Vqw)

266 I would love to have a new flag that symbolizes the
traditions and culture of the Founders that any Liberty minded person
could appreciate.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 10:58 PM (lD3vL)

Gadsen flag FTW....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (ufFY8)

267

Where is Senor Wences when you need him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (aKsyK)

268 Wasn't piranha execution done by one of the Bond villains decades ago? Maybe only sharks but still its hardly *original* even if true.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (rhI1M)

269
I deserve reparations for the oppression, discrimination and daily pain I suffer from arrogant right-handed people. Your privilege blinds you to the historic and continuing pain we Left-Handed people feel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
--------

I knew a lefty (and, Lefty) who had a box of left-handed wooden pencils.

Seems unlikely, of course, but in point of fact, the pencil name was stamped so that it read rightside up when held in the left hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (xSo9G)

270 I'm listening to a stream of the Mississippi State vs Stanford Super Regional game (my Dawgs are leading 5-1 in the top of the 5th). Loving that our long-time radio announcer (now in his 40th year) is pronouncing "Palo Alto" as "Pay-Low Owl-Toe".

I was thinking he was doing it to aggravate any Stanford fans that may be listening, then remembered that one of the broadcast sponsors is "Law Kwintuh Inn" (La Quinta Inn).

Posted by: Bert G at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (OMsf+)

271
Burn an American flag

Burn a Rainbow flag.

See which gets you in trouble with the Left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (Wx/+I)

272 Bobcat Goldthwait.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 09, 2019 11:00 PM (nDe2U)

273 {i]Where is Senor Wences when you need him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 10:59 PM (aKsyK)

#124

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 09, 2019 11:00 PM (aS1PU)

274 @198 --

Ohfergawdsake!!

Worthless, which also describes autocorrect.

Posted by: Weak Geek at June 09, 2019 11:01 PM (M5h3L)

275 Hmm, explains a lot.

Billionaire Koch brother's Americans for Prosperity says they will fund any politician's campaign as long as they support amnesty and free trade.

Because that cheap labor is important to profits and screw your stupid nationalism.

I may have added that last part.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 11:01 PM (pUDQf)

276 I deserve reparations for the oppression, discrimination and daily pain I suffer from arrogant right-handed people. Your privilege blinds you to the historic and continuing pain we Left-Handed people feel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You Sinister people are over-represented in the first baseman demographic. I demand equal time for right handed people.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:01 PM (R7nPl)

277 I was hoping for a science treatise on Queef Modulation. No such luck.

Posted by: MW at June 09, 2019 11:02 PM (hNTtn)

278 I'm trying to think of a better word. "Deputize", perhaps.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 10:57 PM (R7nPl)



How about "Submit!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 11:02 PM (AZxMX)

279
Left handedness is not a choice! I was born this way! I demand you respect me!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 11:03 PM (Wx/+I)

280 Burn an American flag

Which is the "proper" form of disposal for tattered flags.

But burning a flag in a crowd with the intention to incite violence... no flag is worth burning.

Again, the flag is a symbol of domination. Christian churches shouldn't syncretize with a civil religion in showing a country's flag in their sanctuary.

I don't understand the so-called "Christian" flag. It has the same practical value as "Hate as No Home Here" signs.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:03 PM (lD3vL)

281 Well, I'm talking about the people who are supposedly 'empowered'.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:03 PM (R7nPl)

282
The Southpark episode, "A Million Little Fibers" featured an interesting dialogue between Oprah's cooter and bunghole. Her butthole was named "Gary".

I wonder what Hope's is named?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:04 PM (f1Vqw)

283 @204 I see the LA tax vote as one of those outlier sensible outcomes one still sees, occasionally, in CA. Last one I can recall was 'O7, rejection of income tax boost [it passed a few years ago], and Prop Eight naturally.

-----------------

As I mentioned, just last November California voters voted against making it easier for local governments to institute new rent control laws.

Posted by: junior at June 09, 2019 11:04 PM (Fp6vo)

284 Left handedness is not a choice! I was born this way! I demand you respect me!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 11:03 PM (Wx/+I)

Here is your new service rifle, the SA 80.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:04 PM (R7nPl)

285 I knew a lefty (and, Lefty) who had a box of left-handed wooden pencils.

Your southpaw was ripped off. Everyone knows that left-handed wooden pencils are right-handed when south of the equator.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:05 PM (lD3vL)

286
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Gary Butthole Busey at June 09, 2019 11:05 PM (f1Vqw)

287 My wife is Hispanic. (Not the white kind.) So my kids are Hispanic too. We are a Hispanic family, so I should not have to pay reparations. Haven't my people suffered enough?

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 11:05 PM (NbRJx)

288
Christian churches shouldn't syncretize with a civil religion in showing a country's flag in their sanctuary.

Agreed. My parish doesn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 11:06 PM (Wx/+I)

289 George Conway went on another twitter tirade today about Trump's mental state.

There is no way Kelly Anne and her husband are living in the same house. No way.

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 11:06 PM (cF8AT)

290 President Obama's signature is dumb, just showed it on Watters World.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:06 PM (PUmDY)

291 The Vagina Monologues are fascist, because it assumes that all women have vaginas.

Posted by: Woke America! at June 09, 2019 10:57 PM

The sad thing is that I can see this becoming the party line in the not so distant future.

If it hasn't already...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2019 10:58 PM (Vzb0I)

It already has, Ace put up a thread about them renaming the Vagina Monologues a few months ago.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 11:07 PM (tVQUs)

292 President Obama's signature is dumb, just showed it on Watters World.


Block print?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 09, 2019 11:07 PM (yQpMk)

293 Have to go do IRL stuff, I shouldn't have spouted off when I can't stay but I yam what I yam.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 09, 2019 11:07 PM (rhI1M)

294 Well, I'm talking about the people who are supposedly 'empowered'.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:03 PM (R7nPl)

The usage seems to me to be essentially "Empower XYZ!" which turns out to mean "Depower ABC!"
The real message is ABC should submit to the desires of XYZ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 11:07 PM (AZxMX)

295 The SA-80... I think all of those 'bullpup' styled rifles aren't very southpaw-friendly...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 11:07 PM (CLcKT)

296 If it hasn't already...

Absolutely happening. A lot of colleges and universities that used to do the Vagina Monologues every year have stopped, because the Vagina Monologues discriminate against transgenders bereft of vaginas.

Posted by: Woke America! at June 09, 2019 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

297 The real message is ABC should submit to the desires of XYZ!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 11:07 PM (AZxMX)

Ok, that makes sense.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:08 PM (R7nPl)

298 piranha tank! Almost like "Team America" with shark tank and Hans Brix.

Parker and Stone said as much in their commentary, that the Kim family are RL Bond villains.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

299 It's not really a voice just the sound an empty milk bottle makes when the wind blows across the top.

Posted by: Big Tuna at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (9MQsq)

300 The SA-80... I think all of those 'bullpup' styled rifles aren't very southpaw-friendly...


Ahem...

Posted by: FN F2000 at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (lD3vL)

301 Posted by: Woke America! at June 09, 2019 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

They should rewrite it.

The Front Hole Monologues.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (R7nPl)

302 Later all.

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (m45I2)

303 Grump, no, looks like something that was approved by a marketing team. Big B and O.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (PUmDY)

304 I Posted by: Woke America! at June 09, 2019 11:08 PM (I2/t


I have a sharp filet knife and an electric fillet knife, would that help?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

305

Kellyanne needs to call up the CIA head and have hubbie renditioned to some back site somewhere. Run by the Saudis preferably.

And I hope she's found some stud of Paolo caliber to take care of her needs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:10 PM (f1Vqw)

306 wonder what Hope's is named?

"Arby"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 09, 2019 11:10 PM (ykYG2)

307
Good night, Hordians. It's consummately unfair that I have to wake up tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 09, 2019 11:11 PM (Wx/+I)

308 There is no way Kelly Anne and her husband are living in the same house. No way.

It is possible that the couple are exploiting their colorful marriage as a way to promote George's business.

As long as Kelly Anne has the POTUS's ear, George can sell access.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:11 PM (lD3vL)

309 Our church has an American flag in the sanctuary.

I imagine we will all be burning in hell for eternity.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2019 11:12 PM (oFlMR)

310 "Arby"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 09, 2019 11:10 PM (ykYG2)

This is not the first time I've thought of a joke, not posted it because it would be in very poor taste, and then ten minutes later someone else posts it.

I'll learn, one of these days...

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:12 PM (R7nPl)

311 Boulder, do you live in Boulder?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:12 PM (PUmDY)

312
After Hope's selfies leaked, some character did a homage to her on Twitter using Arby's roast beef sandwiches.

The dude had talent, because he had the spittin' image of Hope's cooter. Looked like it had been chewed by a bulldog.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)

313 one of those outlier sensible outcomes one still sees, occasionally, in CA

California desperately needs a Hispanic Ronald Reagan to speak to the concerns of the middle classes, but I'm not seeing any indications that a person like that is on the horizon. (It would help if the person was Hispanic, both for ethnic identification, and to deflect the accusations of racism that any conservative is going to get in California.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

314 Given the non-stop propaganda, events and discussion in the schools during Black History month, we should all be thankful Gay Pride month does not happen during the school year.

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 11:13 PM (NbRJx)

315 Unless that idjit in the last pic can make her's whistle, I'll remain unimpressed.
Posted by: Tonypete

Bet she can queef like there's no tomorrow!

Posted by: Sock Monkey....gonna give myself a good talking to at June 09, 2019 11:13 PM (SFrXU)

316 I'll learn, one of these days...
Posted by: Vanya
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It's pretty hard to lose on the ONT by taking the low road.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 11:14 PM (xSo9G)

317 California desperately needs a Hispanic Ronald Reagan to speak to the concerns of the middle classes, but I'm not seeing any indications that a person like that is on the horizon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

To be perfectly frank, I think a Francisco Franco would serve what ails them much more quickly and effectively.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:14 PM (R7nPl)

318 Retired Red Sox slugger, David Ortiz, shot in the back and wounded at a bar in Santo Domingo

Posted by: SMOD at June 09, 2019 11:15 PM (e8kgV)

319 (It would help if the person was Hispanic, both for ethnic identification, and to deflect the accusations of racism that any conservative is going to get in California.)


It would take less than ten seconds for the left to label such an individual as a "Tio Tomas".

Posted by: Bert G at June 09, 2019 11:15 PM (OMsf+)

320 charlie: i'm in one of the suburbs. I call it Boulder Junior.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 09, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)

321 Our church has an American flag in the sanctuary.

I imagine we will all be burning in hell for eternity.


"No servant can serve two masters; for else he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and mammon" - God (Luke 16:13)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (lD3vL)

322 Bet she can queef like there's no tomorrow!
Posted by: Sock Monkey....gonna give myself a good talking to at June 09, 2019 11:13 PM (SFrXU)

She can play the trumpet and the harmonica at the same time!

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (R7nPl)

323 Night all.

Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (cF8AT)

324 I wonder what Hope's is named?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:04 PM (f1Vqw)


Open 24 Hours.

Posted by: RickZ at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)

325 I've just read that one Hyon Song-wol, a nork pop star who was once Uncle Kim's gf and who was reportedly executed, has just been seen alive at Kim's side...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (CLcKT)

326 Blues lose, but 'Noles in the CWS.

Maybe 18th time is a charm?

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (XAYDB)

327 314 Given the non-stop propaganda, events and discussion in the schools during Black History month, we should all be thankful Gay Pride month does not happen during the school year.
Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 11:13 PM (NbRJx)

Homosexuals sashayed in great herds across the Midwestern plains...then, the straight man arrived.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

328
Miley has a neighbor who is a loon about his lawn. I'm talking manicured. It's been raining here heavily (and slowly, which is much needed, giving the ground time to soak it all up) and I couldn't believe it this morning.

During a lull in the rain, the gump fucker came out with a damned back-pack leaf blower and blew the debris off his driveway.

Lunatic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)

329 Boulder, I will be up there July 4th weekend for the Dead & Company shows at Folsom.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (PUmDY)

330 Night all.
Posted by: Tami at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (cF8AT)

Goodnight Tami.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

331 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 11:14 PM (

You can never lose on the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2019 11:18 PM (aA3+G)

332 (It would help if the person was Hispanic, both for ethnic identification, and to deflect the accusations of racism that any conservative is going to get in California.)

That really worked well for Ted Cruz, right?

(Barely won over BetoF O'Rourke Fake Hispanic)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:18 PM (lD3vL)

333 It would take less than ten seconds for the left to label such an individual as a "Tio Tomas".

Of course - but in trying to envision a conservative who could actually win in California, the ethnic identification would be important.

Quite a change from Gavin Newsom, who is perhaps the whitest person in America.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

334 Homosexuals sashayed in great herds across the Midwestern plains...then, the straight man arrived.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

They were driven from their native lands by armies of GMO foods and bad interior decorating.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:19 PM (R7nPl)

335 erie? louisville ? lafayette ? broomfield ? longmont ? westminster ? superior ? all places I'm look at to move soon.

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 11:20 PM (B+t5k)

336 Do not taunt Super Happy Fun America.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2019 11:20 PM (XAYDB)

337 And since when has Gay Pride gotten a whole month? It used to be just a parade and day of decadence in the large cities. Now it is whole month of in-your-face propaganda.

Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 11:20 PM (NbRJx)

338 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)

She lives next to Walt Kowalski? I thought he was dead!

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:20 PM (R7nPl)

339 Of course - but in trying to envision a conservative who could actually win in California, the ethnic identification would be important.

And to make the point that the Hispanic middle class gets screwed by California's policies. Doubling the price of electricity is trivial in Palo Alto and Marin County, but is devastating in Bakersfield.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

340 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)

--OCD is a bitch.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2019 11:21 PM (XAYDB)

341 @333 Of course - but in trying to envision a conservative who could actually win in California, the ethnic identification would be important.

Quite a change from Gavin Newsom, who is perhaps the whitest person in America.

---------------

Doesn't matter. The Dems will slander, lie, cheat, and steal, as necessary to assure that such a politician lost, and lost badly.

Republicans in Orange County, CA, elected the very first Korean-American woman to the House of Representatives. But before the final results were announced, the new "ballot harvesting" happened.

Posted by: junior at June 09, 2019 11:21 PM (Fp6vo)

342 Miley has a neighbor who is a loon about his lawn. I'm talking manicured. It's been raining here heavily (and slowly, which is much needed, giving the ground time to soak it all up) and I couldn't believe it this morning.

During a lull in the rain, the gump fucker came out with a damned back-pack leaf blower and blew the debris off his driveway.

Lunatic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw)

Recently retired, widowed, or some other reason bored?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

343 Retired Red Sox slugger, David Ortiz, shot in the back and wounded at a bar in Santo Domingo


Details are still vague. I have read shot in the leg.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (fuK7c)

344 "No servant can serve two masters; for else he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and mammon" - God (Luke 16:13)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:16 PM (lD3vL)

.....

Well there ya go, pretty clear.

We're all gonna burn in Hell as unrepentant sinners for having American flag in the sanctuary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (oFlMR)

345 Now it is whole month of in-your-face propaganda.
Posted by: Ripley at June 09, 2019 11:20 PM (NbRJx)

Wait until Pedo Pride Month!

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (AZxMX)

346
I can't really talk, because I'm a big ol' lunatic with other things, like my damned computers.

Long story, but I was having trouble getting Win10 1903 to install. It upgraded fine and dandy in CSM mode, but it wouldn't for the UEFI install.

I tried 6 ways to Sunday to get that thing to upgrade, hosed the install in the process, and last night I said I was going to figure it out or die.

I got it. But it took me all damn night. From midnight to about 8AM.

Stupid MS quirks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)

347 And since when has Gay Pride gotten a whole month?

There are probably more Russians than homosexuals in Portland.

And officially, Russians are completely ignored - at least the Hispanics get fireworks on Cinco de Mayo.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (I2/tG)

348 Queen Elizabeth shooting an SA80 - in the rain.

http://tinyurl.com/y4qa7yqv

HT: Stringer Davis


Maybe Donald and the Queen can help the Brits find themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 11:23 PM (WSVNe)

349 Details are still vague. I have read shot in the leg.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (fuK7c)

--I have heard leg as well.

Posted by: logprof at June 09, 2019 11:23 PM (XAYDB)

350 Former Boston Red Sox star David Ortiz was shot and wounded at an entertainment center in Santo Domingo, the bullet reportedly striking him in the leg. His father, Leo Ortiz, told ESPN's Enrique Rojas : 'They called to tell me that David is injured and that they took him to a medical center, but they did not tell me how he is or exactly where he was transferred. At the moment, everything is confusing. I'm trying to find out where they took my son.'

Posted by: woolly bully at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (B+t5k)

351 Gotta Serve Somebody is a great Dylan song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

352 >> Recently retired, widowed, or some other reason bored?

There's a woman there with him, which I presume is his wife. Fucker built a concrete wall in his backyard last month.

I told Miley it was likely his wife making him do all that. Blame the woman.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (f1Vqw)

353 Gotta Serve Somebody is a great Dylan song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

If only he could carry a tune in a bucket...

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (R7nPl)

354 >>>Long story, but I was having trouble getting Win10 1903 to install.
...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)

Get a 1911, much easier to install, no quirks, smooth, slick, fast.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 11:26 PM (WSVNe)

355 If only he could carry a tune in a bucket...

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (R7nPl)


Hey, now! At least I can carry a tune. Or water.

Posted by: The Bucket at June 09, 2019 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

356 Alexthedwarf spend a lot of time on twitter and she told me that when the Dominicans realized that someone shot David Ortiz they all curb stomped him until the cops arrived.

I choose to believe this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2019 11:26 PM (fuK7c)

357 Queen Elizabeth shooting an SA80 - in the rain.

http://tinyurl.com/y4qa7yqv

HT: Stringer Davis


Maybe Donald and the Queen can help the Brits find themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 11:23 PM



Looks like the weapon is in a machine rest and she's just pulling the trigger!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 09, 2019 11:27 PM (CLcKT)

358 I made the top 10 for weekly comments and socks.

Wooohoooo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 09, 2019 11:28 PM (WB1Kh)

359 Total Wine donates to left-wing Human Rights Campaign.

Posted by: WUT at June 09, 2019 11:29 PM (MAstk)

360 And officially, Russians are completely ignored - at least the Hispanics get fireworks on Cinco de Mayo Quatro.

Are those fireworks or gunshots?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:29 PM (lD3vL)

361 I made the top 10 for weekly comments and socks.

Wooohoooo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker



Which kind of calls your nic into question, dunnit?

Posted by: AoSHQ Nic Rules Committee at June 09, 2019 11:30 PM (fuK7c)

362
And officially, Russians are completely ignored - at least the Hispanics get fireworks on Cinco de Mayo.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:22 PM (I2/tG)

Which is funny since Mexicans don't give a fuck about May 5, it's a minor holiday.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 09, 2019 11:30 PM (WB1Kh)

363 I think that the point of Gay Pride Month is to demonstrate who the new ruling class is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

364 .

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:30 PM (B+t5k)

365 The Queen shot David Ortiz???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 11:31 PM (axyOa)

366 Which is funny since Mexicans don't give a fuck about May 5, it's a minor holiday.

It demonstrates that Mexicans are an Official Minority in Portland, while the Russians are not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:31 PM (I2/tG)

367 Chyron on ESPNU said Ortiz was shot in the back, bullet exited through his stomach, and he is now in surgery.

Posted by: Bert G at June 09, 2019 11:31 PM (OMsf+)

368 There's a woman there with him, which I presume is his wife. Fucker built a concrete wall in his backyard last month.

I told Miley it was likely his wife making him do all that. Blame the woman.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:24 PM (f1Vqw)

I take a more live and let live attitude. Nothing he is doing directly effects you. Maybe make friends with him, he might have skills to help you with future projects, and the time to help.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

369 Vanya, I used to love when GD used to cover Dylan as much as they did, particularly Desolation Row and Visions at the end.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:32 PM (PUmDY)

370 I can't really talk, because I'm a big ol' lunatic with other things, like my damned computers.

Long story, but I was having trouble getting Win10 1903 to install. It upgraded fine and dandy in CSM mode, but it wouldn't for the UEFI install.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pea

Sounds exotic

Posted by: Sock Monkey...I miss the trash 80 at June 09, 2019 11:32 PM (SFrXU)

371
During a lull in the rain, the gump fucker came out with a damned back-pack leaf blower and blew the debris off his driveway.

Lunatic.
Posted by: publius
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In fairness, I've considered using that method for dusting the house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

372 Are we still talking about Cinco de Porto?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 11:33 PM (axyOa)

373 cinco de chinga to madre

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:34 PM (B+t5k)

374 Which is funny since Mexicans don't give a fuck about May 5, it's a minor holiday.

Leftists, showing their magnanimity, decreed that this will be their day. Naturally, I was curious as to why the Left would do such a thing

Then I discovered that the Mexican victory over the French was the prelude of the French losing their ability to support the Confederacy in defending New Orleans.

It was the 5th of May loss that marked the end of the Confederacy.

They chose that day since it was 1) Mexican-ish and 2) Anti South. Anything that ends up hurting America in any way makes it to the short-list.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:34 PM (lD3vL)

375 What are the odds that the one year old grows up to be a feral youth?

Zero?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 09, 2019 11:35 PM (zCabI)

376 I'm trying to find out where they took my son.'
Posted by: woolly bully
=====

Maybe the faeries got him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 11:36 PM (CDGwz)

377 riveting commentary. mh

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:37 PM (B+t5k)

378 Good question at Quo... another site I read.

"Which movies are there where the villain wins?"

One of the flicks listed is Ex Machina.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)

379 They chose that day since it was 1) Mexican-ish and 2) Anti South. Anything that ends up hurting America in any way makes it to the short-list.


Anti-South in the Civil War = hurting America is not the kind of argument that just explains itself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2019 11:38 PM (fuK7c)

380 wienershcnitzel chili dogs for the win

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:39 PM (B+t5k)

381 Anyone know what a Red Robin restaurant is? I just saw a commercial, wasn't as appetizing as they were hoping.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

382 Anti-South in the Civil War = hurting America is not the kind of argument that just explains itself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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*rummages in desk drawer*

Dammit, I haven't needed the Griswold & Gunnison in months.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 11:40 PM (CDGwz)

383 Cinco de Mayo is a good day to have a nice parade, watch pretty girls, then party at dances that night with pretty girls and drink beer.

That's the breadth and depth of Cinco de Mayo.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 11:40 PM (WSVNe)

384 love red robin. bottomless steak fries are the best. burgers are good.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:41 PM (B+t5k)

385 Evasive, Red Robin?

Hamburger restaurant. Sort of a modern version of Bob's Big Boy. Very family-oriented, although they actually also sell Beer Milkshakes/Floats.

Quite a few of them here in SoCal, including at my local mall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)

386 In Ex Machina, the tech ceo gets murdered by his creation, I don't see that as villain triumphing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:41 PM (PUmDY)

387 red robin are national

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:42 PM (B+t5k)

388 I only celebrate the Battle of Campeche

Posted by: Edwin Moore at June 09, 2019 11:42 PM (xSo9G)

389 love red robin. bottomless steak fries are the best. burgers are good.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:41 PM (B+t5k)

*****

Been doing RR for some time.
Good salads. Designer burgers. Good bar.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 11:42 PM (axyOa)

390 Cosmic, agreed, the ending of Ex Machina is... different.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:42 PM (miE9U)

391 Anti-South in the Civil War = hurting America is not the kind of argument that just explains itself.

I would say that the loss of ability of any of the States to disentangle themselves from Washington DC is anti-American.

Furthermore, the way the corrupt North treated the South in its brutality afterwards makes me think the wrong side won. It also cast into stone mercantilism and the partnering of corrupt politics and business as a way of life.

Have you read the Constitution of the Confederacy?
Far better document than the US Constitution.

Slavery was on its way out anyway - didn't need the bloodshed.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:43 PM (lD3vL)

392 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:34 PM (lD3vL)

Oil Expropriation Day is also a thing in Mexico. It marks the day the President of Mexico declared that all the oil and facilities in Mexico belonged to The People, personified in that case by the Mexican government and its friends.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:44 PM (R7nPl)

393 I only celebrate the Battle of Campeche

Posted by: Edwin Moore at June 09, 2019 11:42 PM (xSo9G)


I only celebrate The Battle of Stonewall.

Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at June 09, 2019 11:45 PM (Y8PSl)

394 Bad guy wins movies.

Shanghai Triad.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:45 PM (R7nPl)

395 Oh, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:45 PM (R7nPl)

396 "Which movies are there where the villain wins?"


Pretty much every caper movie where some creative thieves manage to steal some MacGuffin.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:45 PM (lD3vL)

397 Times of Israel:

British intelligence in 2015 caught an alleged Hezbollah terrorist stockpiling more than three tons of ammonium nitrate, a common ingredient in homemade bombs, on the outskirts of London, but never divulged the plot, The Daily Telegraph reported Sunday.

The report said the arrest came just months after the UK joined the US and other world powers in signing the Iran nuclear deal and speculated that it was hushed up to avoid derailing the agreement with Tehran, who are the main supporters of the Lebanese Hezbollah group.


And now we have the Democratic Party openly conspiring with sworn enemies of the United States to undercut US foreign policy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 09, 2019 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

398 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 09, 2019 11:43 PM (lD3vL)


It's too late at night to fight the Civil War.
You want to fight that war you need to start early.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 09, 2019 11:46 PM (WSVNe)

399 Rashlady Talib makes Rainmondo look like a mensa canidate

Posted by: Sock Monkey...not an economist but even I can do the math at June 09, 2019 11:46 PM (SFrXU)

400 Godfather II had a lot of villain winning at the end.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

401 Have you read the Constitution of the Confederacy?

No, but I read a thing about it recently. One thing it had was a bill can only be about one thing and it has to be the thing in the title.

I could get behind that.

But no I don't take the hand wave that slavery was on its way out seeing as how the South clung to de facto slavery through Reconstruction and Jim Crow.

Nope nope nope. Anti-secessionist =/= anti-American. Nope.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2019 11:47 PM (fuK7c)

402 359 Total Wine donates to left-wing Human Rights Campaign.
Posted by: WUT



Total Wine was founded by a virulent cocksucker of a Democrat from Maryland, David Trone. He's a Democrat and a virulent cocksucker. Thought I'd repeat that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2019 11:48 PM (HCqAo)

403 Puddleglum, so you're saying David is a Total Whiner?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)

404 Also, the virulent cocksucker David Trone is a congresscritter from Maryland now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2019 11:48 PM (HCqAo)

405
It's too late at night to fight the Civil War.
You want to fight that war you need to start early.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Really. I mean, I have to cast a bunch of .36 balls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2019 11:49 PM (CDGwz)

406
Gotta Serve Somebody is a great Dylan song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Dove, the Band of Love - "Gotta Serve Somebody"

https://youtu.be/WVgludGcI5I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 11:49 PM (aKsyK)

407 Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2019 11:48 PM (HCqAo)

But you repeat yourself? Or does his virulent cocksuckery rise to even greater levels than normal?

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:49 PM (R7nPl)

408 Bad guy wins in The Usual Suspects.

Posted by: davidt at June 09, 2019 11:50 PM (geIq4)

409 The babe in the last picture is playing 3D SJW ....what that sign she's holding Really says:

'I will blow you for penicillin.'

Posted by: Redgrains at June 09, 2019 11:51 PM (xXx5y)

410 he built a concrete fence in his back yard ! .. must be a pro-TRUMPster ! hee hee

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:51 PM (B+t5k)

411 Posted by: Redgrains at June 09, 2019 11:51 PM (xXx5y)

If I have penicillin and she blows me, I'M taking it!

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:52 PM (R7nPl)

412 'I will blow you for penicillin.'


*sets slice of bread on windowsill*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 09, 2019 11:52 PM (fuK7c)

413 Total Wine was founded by a virulent cocksucker of a Democrat from Maryland, David Trone. He's a Democrat and a virulent cocksucker. Thought I'd repeat that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2019 11:48 PM (HCqAo)

****

So Puddleglum.
Tell us how you really feel about Dave Trone.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 09, 2019 11:52 PM (axyOa)

414 >> I take a more live and let live attitude. Nothing he is doing directly effects you.

Indeed. You misunderstand, I think. I am the king of you do your thing and I'll do mine. You do what you want on your property, and extend me the same courtesy on mine.

That fucker is free to do whatever he wants. My neighbor can make his place the ugliest eyesore in the whole county and I don't give a damn.

But I do reserve the right to run my mouth about it. And he's free to run his mouth about me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:52 PM (f1Vqw)

415 Bad guy wins in The Usual Suspects.
Posted by: davidt at June 09, 2019 11:50 PM (geIq4)

And at the end of The Audacity of Hope. But that's a book.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:53 PM (R7nPl)

416 "Gotta Serve Somebody"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2019 11:49 PM (aKsyK)


It's a COOKBOOK!

Posted by: The Twilight Zone at June 09, 2019 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)

417 huh ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:53 PM (B+t5k)

418 What is Total Wine?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

419 When ever Trone ran for congress (before finally winning), his commercials were,,,,,imagine jabbing your eardrums with an ice pick while watching Lena Dunham masturbating. Pain and revulsion.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2019 11:53 PM (HCqAo)

420 yet it worked for Trone, I guess.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:54 PM (B+t5k)

421
Here is your new service rifle, the SA 80.

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:04 PM (R7nPl)

No worries, cases eject pass the face. You just have to learn to be cack handed to load, cock, etc. As I am ambidextrous I am lucky. Try using a left hand converted Steyr AUG as a rightie without realizing and then see the look of wtf was that?

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at June 09, 2019 11:54 PM (bgJ0E)

422 "Hi, I'm David Trone, Democrat running for Congress. Elect me or I'll make sure you personally never drink anything decent again. Oh, and here's some of Yoko caterwauling at the top of her lungs. If you want it to stop, vote for me!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

423 Big Papi was shot in the D.R. He is now in surgery. The bullet went in his back and came out his abdomen.

Posted by: kallisto at June 09, 2019 11:56 PM (CesFO)

424 love red robin. bottomless steak fries are the best. burgers are good.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 09, 2019 11:41 PM (B+t5k)

Evasive, Red Robin?

Hamburger restaurant. Sort of a modern version of Bob's Big Boy. Very family-oriented, although they actually also sell Beer Milkshakes/Floats.

Quite a few of them here in SoCal, including at my local mall.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:41 PM (miE9U)

Thanks, you two. I believe I know where one is now. It's close to the closest Chick-fi-la too me. Which is very close to my favorite Italian restaurant, which my family meets me at when I go up that way. They let me pay and everything, lol. They also give me gift cards for there, so they pay some.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

425 Speaking of wine and scumbaggery. A co-worker from California told me about a company they did a little work for out there. It's a wine company. They buy/bottle/whatever shit wine, soak the bottles to remove the labels, change the corks, then put the bottles in a milk crate and set them on the bottom of the ocean near where some dinghy sank.

Wait a few months until they're covered with marine growth, pull them up, bleach the outsides to remove the animal matter and smell, and sell them as 'Recovered from the vicinity of a shipwreck.'

Posted by: Vanya at June 09, 2019 11:57 PM (R7nPl)

426 His grandfather, Walter Kloc, was a World War II Air Force pilot.


Really surprised none of you pedantic assholes caught this.

Air Force didn't exist until 1947.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 09, 2019 11:57 PM (0bu2O)

427 Will even progressives listen to Barack and Michelle podcasts? Hard to imagine anything more tedious- Any politician, for that matter.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 09, 2019 11:58 PM (PUmDY)

428 Indeed. You misunderstand, I think. I am the king of you do your thing and I'll do mine. You do what you want on your property, and extend me the same courtesy on mine.

That fucker is free to do whatever he wants. My neighbor can make his place the ugliest eyesore in the whole county and I don't give a damn.

But I do reserve the right to run my mouth about it. And he's free to run his mouth about me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 09, 2019 11:52 PM (f1Vqw)

Oh, in that case, we are in total agreement.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

429 Evasive, Red Robin?

Hamburger restaurant. Sort of a modern version of Bob's Big Boy. Very family-oriented, although they actually also sell Beer Milkshakes/Floats.


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They've been trying to shed the kiddie joint image by presenting themselves as a brewpub. The strategy has been pretty much a complete failure since they lost a lot of old customers and didn't gain the ones they were targeting.

I haven't been in one in years because (1) my kid grew up and (2) an all-hamburger menu is not low carb-compliant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 11:58 PM (9SkN+)

430 David Trone isn't even my congressman. I live in Virginia. Yet, I loath that virulent cocksucker. Utterly loath him. I blame his commercials. They were on constantly during election season.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 09, 2019 11:59 PM (HCqAo)

431 Total Wine was founded by a virulent cocksucker of a Democrat from
Maryland, David Trone. He's a Democrat and a virulent cocksucker.
Thought I'd repeat that.


So really it should be "Total Whine"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 09, 2019 11:59 PM (0bu2O)

432 If you want wine that's been recovered in the vicinity of a shipwreck, just buy some of the leftover bubbly from Hillary's 2016 victory party.

Oh that's right, she had drank it all by that Friday. Never mind!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:59 PM (miE9U)

433 Cicero, oh yeah, I remember that now. From kid's restaurant to brewpub, or from kids to the skids.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:00 AM (miE9U)

434 Oh that's right, she had drank it all by that Friday. Never mind!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2019 11:59 PM (miE9U)

Does it count as 'drunk' if you throw the bottles at your assistants and they smash on the wall?

Posted by: Vanya at June 10, 2019 12:00 AM (R7nPl)

435 Vanya, I believe Hillary was seen frantically licking those walls later, so not sure...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:01 AM (miE9U)

436 No. 1 Son just attended the Kingdom Hearts Orchestra. Apparently there is an orchestra what plays music to a video game.

He called it a near-religious experience.

I failed somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 12:01 AM (fuK7c)

437 On a WW II kick, watching BLIZ STREET, they built WWII row houses and set off bombs to see what would happen. They even dug a home made bomb shelter to see how it would far, it's on YouTube

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 10, 2019 12:02 AM (dKiJG)

438 Just found out I'm going to be a grandpa for the third time! Huzzah!

Posted by: Sock Monkey... thinking I need to up my game at June 10, 2019 12:03 AM (SFrXU)

439 So the Blues have decided to torture there long suffering fan base. Game 7 Stanley Cup! Those are always fun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 10, 2019 12:03 AM (HCqAo)

440 Just found out I'm going to be a grandpa for the third time! Huzzah!

Congratulations, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 10, 2019 12:04 AM (0bu2O)

441 438 Just found out I'm going to be a grandpa for the third time! Huzzah!
Posted by: Sock Monkey... thinking I need to up my game at June 10, 2019 12:03 AM (SFrXU)

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Congrats. Try to get it right this time,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 12:04 AM (9SkN+)

442 We need a Beauty Shop Quartet.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 12:05 AM (RuIsu)

443 Had an IHOP burger for first time this weekend. It was good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:05 AM (PUmDY)

444 Just found out I'm going to be a grandpa for the third time! Huzzah!
Posted by: Sock Monkey... thinking I need to up my game at June 10, 2019 12:03 AM (SFrXU)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

445 I believe IHOP and Applebee's are the same company.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:05 AM (miE9U)

446 A Trump tweet:

I know it is not at all "Presidential" to hit back at the Corrupt Media, or people who work for the Corrupt Media, when they make false statements about me or the Trump Administration. Problem is, if you don't hit back, people believe the Fake News is true. So we'll hit back!

-- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 9, 2019


George Bush cried.

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)

447 Hopplebees?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 12:07 AM (9SkN+)

448 I was in the middle of nowhere Washington State. That was only restaurant near hotel. It was better than venue food.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:08 AM (PUmDY)

449 Patrick, that sounds crazy - and great.


Though I don't think there's a deep mystery about what would happen to a brick row house hit by a 5OO-lb bomb.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:08 AM (QDnY+)

450 Though I don't think there's a deep mystery about what would happen to a brick row house hit by a 5OO-lb bomb.

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Yeah. Kind of a useless experiment, and a waste of a perfectly good bomb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 12:09 AM (9SkN+)

451

Just watch the old show "Danger, UXB"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 12:10 AM (aKsyK)

452 Though I don't think there's a deep mystery about what would happen to a brick row house hit by a 5OO-lb bomb.


Tell me more!

Posted by: Mayor Wilson Goode at June 10, 2019 12:10 AM (fuK7c)

453 They've been trying to shed the kiddie joint image by presenting themselves as a brewpub. The strategy has been pretty much a complete failure since they lost a lot of old customers and didn't gain the ones they were targeting.

I haven't been in one in years because (1) my kid grew up and (2) an all-hamburger menu is not low carb-compliant.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 09, 2019 11:58 PM (9SkN+)

The commercial was for some chicken breast, with deep fried jalapeņos and other fried stuff on it. No mention of beer. Oh, and the "burger master" introduced at the end was heavy set and lez looking.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

454 Evasive, well everyone knows lesbian chefs make the best burgers ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:13 AM (miE9U)

455 used to have a guy in the hood here who mowed his lawn every fucking day. he only ran the blades on his rider once a week. we called him mow. it was his gas, who gives a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 10, 2019 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

456 Puddle, the Blues goalie looked pretty bad, to me, tonight. Not too hot the last time I watched, either. Game was pretty sloppy, too. And Blues are back to the boring, ineffective pro-hockey pattern of 28 passes, THEN a shot, during a power play. Kind of funny, pro teams kill off their own power plays this way, all the passing rarely improves their situation, better off creating traffic and just get the puck deep in danger zone. Boring, and stupid.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:13 AM (QDnY+)

457 Yabbut Tuuuuuuuukaaa stopped everything. Blues brought a lot of pressure.

If it weren't for modern high speed photography that goal wouldn't even have been a goal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 12:15 AM (fuK7c)

458 Evasive, well everyone knows lesbian chefs make the best burgers ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:13 AM (miE9U)

But, it wasn't a burger, it was a chicken breast. It was we took this healthy item, and made it more unhealthy than a burger.

Side note, I don't buy into the red meat bad.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:15 AM (Rz2Nc)

459 Evasive, I was just at Lucille's where I ordered the Nashville hot chicken breast. They did things to that slab o' chicken that were unholy, I tells ya. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:16 AM (miE9U)

460 red robin = burgers. whachu talkin bout willis ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 12:17 AM (B+t5k)

461 Puddle, the Blues goalie looked pretty bad, to me, tonight. Not too hot the last time I watched, either. Game was pretty sloppy, too. And Blues are back to the boring, ineffective pro-hockey pattern of 28 passes, THEN a shot, during a power play. Kind of funny, pro teams kill off their own power plays this way, all the passing rarely improves their situation, better off creating traffic and just get the puck deep in danger zone. Boring, and stupid.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:13 AM (QDnY+)

Yes, a shot at the goal, could score. A pass away from th goal, just isn't going to score.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

462 How about "Submit!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 09, 2019 11:02 PM (AZxMX)


subrograte. Much better word than empower.

Vanya, I have heard this argument before in a different platform, recently. Someone old school libertarian.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (hSQmw)

463 Is not mowing the lawn on Sundays a Southern deal? I remember neighborhood parties in which that was a big deal of gossip once I was allowed access to the adult table. I remember wanting to go back to the kids table.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (PUmDY)

464 Mississippi State three outs away from back-to-back trips to the College World Series.

Posted by: Bert G at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (OMsf+)

465 E Stan Bull, funny you mention that. I always thought Red Robin had a big-time 1980s kids' sitcom vibe.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (miE9U)

466 A JDAM through a big palace, now that's some impressive destruction. Big ol' hole in the roof, concentric tableau of obliteration below.


Ex-Soviet towns leveled through misunderstandings always had an ambiguous quality, as they often looked little better before [not a straight and level, post-Revolution brick-upon-brick to be seen]. And of course ordnance and ammo strewn randomly, everywhere.


All cultures are equal. Or, not.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

467 I believe IHOP and Applebee's are the same company.


Only since IHOP bought Applebee's in 2007.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 10, 2019 12:19 AM (0bu2O)

468 Red Robin also has some annoying verbiage in their menu. For instance, they don't just have a chiliburger, it's a "chili chili burger."

They always call it that, "chili chili." I guess they think if they do that you're more likely to leave the waitress a big tip tip.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:19 AM (miE9U)

469 There are probably more Russians Romanians than homosexuals in Portland.

fixed for added emphasis

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 12:20 AM (hSQmw)

470 Subordinate is also a good one. You have to get subordination agreements for 2nd mortgage/equity lines.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (PUmDY)

471 Is not mowing the lawn on Sundays a Southern deal? I remember neighborhood parties in which that was a big deal of gossip once I was allowed access to the adult table. I remember wanting to go back to the kids table.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (PUmDY)

Where I live mowing lawn or any kind of work on Sunday is taboo. Remember the Sabbath and keep it Holy. All my neighbors are Amish or Mennonite though.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

472 I'd be okay with a Chile chili burger if they made it with llama meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (9SkN+)

473 Is not mowing the lawn on Sundays a Southern deal? I remember neighborhood parties in which that was a big deal of gossip once I was allowed access to the adult table. I remember wanting to go back to the kids table.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Sunday = Rest, not Work.

Here, the operation of power equipment is banned on Sunday. Which suits me fine. It is also banned between 7:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

474 Someone old school libertarian.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 12:18 AM (hSQmw)

Hmm. Well, I am neither so it wasn't me

Posted by: Vanya at June 10, 2019 12:23 AM (R7nPl)

475 Cicero, or just a chiliburger with an actual chile on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:23 AM (miE9U)

476 Didn't see whole game, didn't see many/any impressive saves by Tuukka. Blues did a mediocre passing exhibition, at least on power play [typical pro hockey routine], didn't set up anything interesting. Half of NHL goals now are little squibs and tap ins from scrambles in close - don't put the puck in there, ain't gotta chance of scoring.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

477 Well it showed that if you did hide under the stairs you could survive. I didn't know the Germans had Oil Bombs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 10, 2019 12:24 AM (dKiJG)

478
Red Rubbin's Woman in the Boat Burger is moist, juicy, and hardly ever dripping with guacamole.

Posted by: Chef Dyke at June 10, 2019 12:25 AM (g8n9Y)

479 Oh, Red Robin also insists on calling their chicken tenders "clucks." Clucks and fries, clucks and shrimp.

Oh good grief. I'm eating your food, guys, and I'm sitting in your restaurant. Stop treating me like I'm 5 years old!!!

OTOH, it'd be fun to send those entrees to some people we know in the media. "Hey cucks, here's your clucks!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:26 AM (miE9U)

480
I never do any work on Sunday -- well, any publicly visible work. It's basically for my folks and their generation's sake.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 10, 2019 12:27 AM (f1Vqw)

481 Only a matter of time before Red Robin has a Rainbow Pride Burger. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:27 AM (miE9U)

482 Hey Red Robin, stop clucking that chicken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 12:27 AM (9SkN+)

483 "Poultry is good for us to eat, right?"

I wonder if it could have anything to do with all the injections of liquid, or the hormones?

And, I *love* that saddle in the top pic! Very nice.

Posted by: GWB at June 10, 2019 12:27 AM (r9VLh)

484 QDP, that would irritate me.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:28 AM (PUmDY)

485 ok, I'm convinced now, I'll never eat a burger at red robin again .. thank's ya'll

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 12:29 AM (B+t5k)

486 Cosmic, it irritates me too. If the food's good, why make up a bunch of annoying names for it??

I once read a story about a guy who gave up his lunch at a fast food joint one time, because the teenager behind the counter kept trying to force this customer to use their cutesy fartsy name for what he was ordering.

"I'll have the chicken sandwich."
"You mean the Clucky Chucky?"
"Yes, please, the chicken."
"The Chucky Chucky."
"YES."
"So one Clucky Chucky for you then??"
[guy bolts out to his car]

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:30 AM (miE9U)

487 Here, the operation of power equipment is banned on Sunday. Which suits me fine. It is also banned between 7:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

Banned by whom, an HOA?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

488 Here, the operation of power equipment is banned on Sunday. Which suits me fine. It is also banned between 7:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

Banned by whom, an HOA?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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City ordinance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:31 AM (xSo9G)

489 ok, I'm convinced now, I'll never eat a burger at red robin again .. thank's ya'll
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 12:29 AM (B+t5k)

Why? If you like it, enjoy it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:32 AM (Rz2Nc)

490 Just found out I'm going to be a grandpa for the third time! Huzzah!

Posted by: Sock Monkey... thinking I need to up my game at June 10, 2019 12:03 AM (SFrXU)



Congratulations!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)


Not like *he* accomplished anything there. Well, we hope not, anyway.

Posted by: GWB at June 10, 2019 12:33 AM (r9VLh)

491 One thing I love about summer is DQ Blizzards.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:35 AM (PUmDY)

492 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:26 AM (miE9U)

So can we call them a Cluck Shed?

Posted by: Vanya at June 10, 2019 12:35 AM (R7nPl)

493 City ordinance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:31 AM (xSo9G)

That's kind of cool. I don't do it for comminty standards, I'm a little bit in the country. I will admit when Amish Church is two hills over, and the Mennonites are at Church, I might fire something up to catch up on something real quick,

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)

494 Vanya, yes you can. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:36 AM (miE9U)

495 City ordinance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:31 AM (xSo9G)

An HOA with guns.

Posted by: Vanya at June 10, 2019 12:37 AM (R7nPl)

496 Not like *he* accomplished anything there. Well, we hope not, anyway.
Posted by: GWB at June 10, 2019 12:33 AM (r9VLh)

Lol, he had a kid, that had a kid. That's something!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:38 AM (Rz2Nc)

497 An HOA with guns.
Posted by: Vanya at June 10, 2019 12:37 AM (R7nPl)

That's a very real way to look at it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:40 AM (Rz2Nc)

498 evasiveboat42.. just messing. I'm not giving up what I like because dingbats with voices don't like it .. let them eat cake ...

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 12:40 AM (B+t5k)

499 Historic District is hoa with heavy artillery.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:41 AM (PUmDY)

500 It's a simple deal, and not exactly draconian. Owning property does not convey to someone a 'right' to disturb the peace of your neighbors. Six days a week, twelve hours a day, are available to do whatever you care to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:42 AM (CDGwz)

501 Hey Red Robin, have some more annoying names you can give your items, free of charge from qdpsteve:

French fries = Salty Walties

Beer milkshakes = Glug-A-Lug Chug-A-Lugs

Your lesbian waitress = Big Tough Miss Butchie

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:43 AM (miE9U)

502 Root Beer floats are gifts from God.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:45 AM (PUmDY)

503 Cosmic, true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:45 AM (miE9U)

504 487 Here, the operation of power equipment is banned on Sunday. Which suits me fine. It is also banned between 7:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

Banned by whom, an HOA?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

I once saw that in Sonora CA. it was illegal to have a gun fight between 8 AM and Noon, on Sundays, on Main Street.

Why? it would disturb Church.

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 12:47 AM (NgKpN)

505 evasiveboat42.. just messing. I'm not giving up what I like because dingbats with voices don't like it .. let them eat cake ...
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 12:40 AM (B+t5k)

Ok, I never have been there.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 12:48 AM (Rz2Nc)

506 This little matter of Hezbollah [for practical purposes, in international locales outside Lebanon - and there too, mostly - an extension of Iranian intelligence and terror infrastructure] amassing ammonium nitrate in the London area, and also in the US, Thailand, and Cyprus, maybe more places seems .... interesting.


Kind of a bitter competition between Carter, Clinton, and Obama as to which outfit put more people at risk and actually contributed to more murders of innocents and more damage to the security of the civilized world.


And half the country is so f***ing, literally suicidally, stupid, that this was all just fine with them.





Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

507 408 Bad guy wins in The Usual Suspects.
Posted by: davidt at June 09, 2019 11:50 PM (geIq4)

On the 3rd or 4th viewing, you start to pick up on the many hints the movies makes that they aren't just calling him the devil, that Kaiser Soze really IS the devil. Just consider this - everyone around him gets blown away, even the people who work for him and who trust him. But he always just walks away laughing - and as they say, when he walks away "Poof!" He's just gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 12:53 AM (V2Yro)

508 I went on a tmz Hollywood stalking tour last week, it was funny as crap. No celebrities, but they would pull up right to a restaurant and say it was a bunch of nobodies really loud. It was fun watching the people react.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:53 AM (PUmDY)

509 Cosmic, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 12:54 AM (miE9U)

510 Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

We had a chance to clean out Hez in Lebanon in 83.

We even had the cause celeb to do it.

Reagan chose not too, and buried information about who had actually blown up our Marine Barracks (Iran, and what would become Hez).

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 12:54 AM (NgKpN)

511 It was like a whale watching boat ride (no guarantees), but they had people to insult.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 12:58 AM (PUmDY)

512 Reagan chose not too, and buried information about who had actually blown up our Marine Barracks (Iran, and what would become Hez).
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 12:54 AM (NgKpN)

One of the very few times I was really disappointed in Reagan. I always imagined that Cap Wienberger convinced him that it just couldn't be done, and I can see George Bush Sr. standing in the background saying "Wouldn't Be Prudent."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 12:58 AM (V2Yro)

513
I can see George Bush Sr. standing in the background saying "Wouldn't Be Prudent."
Posted by: Tom Servo


"Not at this juncture."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

514 Don't worry, it's the peaceful flavor of ammonium nitrate.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 01:02 AM (RuIsu)

515 It's a simple deal, and not exactly draconian. Owning property does not convey to someone a 'right' to disturb the peace of your neighbors. Six days a week, twelve hours a day, are available to do whatever you care to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:42 AM (CDGwz)

True, but when I worked, there were many weeks when the only time I had off was Sunday.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 01:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

516 Time for me to head to bed.

Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 10, 2019 01:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

517 Goodnight all. Thanks for the fun chat tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 10, 2019 01:06 AM (miE9U)

518 512 Reagan chose not too, and buried information about who had actually blown up our Marine Barracks (Iran, and what would become Hez).
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 12:54 AM (NgKpN)

One of the very few times I was really disappointed in Reagan. I always imagined that Cap Wienberger convinced him that it just couldn't be done, and I can see George Bush Sr. standing in the background saying "Wouldn't Be Prudent."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 12:58 AM (V2Yro)

I was there, onboard the USS Iwo Jima.

It got worse. Not only were we NOT allowed to take care of business, when it came time for us to got home?

We heard our relief was invading the island of Grenada, so we were extended.

On a normal cruise, you come home to bands, and speeches. That time we pulled into Norfolk in a light rain, with no fanfare, like we were sneaking into port.

It was the first time I as a military member felt betrayed by Politicians. Sadly, it was not the last time.

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 01:08 AM (NgKpN)

519
One of the very few times I was really disappointed in Reagan. I always imagined that Cap Wienberger convinced him that it just couldn't be done, and I can see George Bush Sr. standing in the background saying "Wouldn't Be Prudent."
Posted by: Tom Servo

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I read once that Reagan was a Cold Warrior and he had no idea about the Islamist threat on the horizon. The attack on the Marine barracks was the first salvo in that war, and he literally didn't know what hit us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:10 AM (13CQC)

520 Posted by: Surfperch at June 09, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

SCOTUS says firing squads are illegal?
Posted by: clutch at June 09, 2019 10:11 PM (kiSdp)

They said you couldn't execute people for rape.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 10, 2019 01:10 AM (tVQUs)

521 I read once that Reagan was a Cold Warrior and he had no idea about the Islamist threat on the horizon. The attack on the Marine barracks was the first salvo in that war, and he literally didn't know what hit us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:10 AM (13CQC)

Yet he was elected in part because of his tough rhetoric against Iran.

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 01:11 AM (NgKpN)

522
Yet he was elected in part because of his tough rhetoric against Iran.
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist

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Yeah, there's that. I wonder if he thought Iran was local anti-Shah thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:12 AM (13CQC)

523 Bryan Ferry is touring Avalon album this year. Very excited.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 01:13 AM (PUmDY)

524
Yeah, there's that. I wonder if he thought Iran was local anti-Shah thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:12 AM (13CQC)

Some documents were 'accidentally' declassified a few years back, that showed that within days of the Marine Barracks being blown up, that they KNEW where the truck had been designed and built.

And that Iran was flat out behind the whole damn thing.

Not sure what he was thinking, I can only go on his actions.

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 01:15 AM (NgKpN)

525 Btw, I voted for the bullets but settled on chemical castrations for these pedophile assholes. Apparently, killing people who rape kids is frowned upon in this mixed up country.

Killing kids? No problem. Right DeBlasio?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 09, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)

Would a beaker of concentrated H2SO4 qualify as "chemical castration"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:18 AM (WG6O9)

526 The cops released the driver ( mother ) and arrested the male passenger ( probably baby daddy) . Makes it a little less wtf.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 09, 2019 10:09 PM (2DOZq)

I didn't see any mention of a judge being involved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:21 AM (WG6O9)

527 BM, your nickname always makes me think of Father Figure video.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 01:22 AM (PUmDY)

528
Some documents were 'accidentally' declassified a few years back, that showed that within days of the Marine Barracks being blown up, that they KNEW where the truck had been designed and built.

And that Iran was flat out behind the whole damn thing.

Not sure what he was thinking, I can only go on his actions.
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist

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You're more up on it than I am. I suspect Reagan was all about Commies and he couldn't even put together the evidence about the turbaned freaks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:25 AM (13CQC)

529 I don't think she was even blonde in it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 01:27 AM (PUmDY)

530 You're more up on it than I am. I suspect Reagan was all about Commies and he couldn't even put together the evidence about the turbaned freaks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:25 AM (13CQC)

For me, its personal. I lost friends in that debacle.

Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 01:27 AM (NgKpN)

531
BM, your nickname always makes me think of Father Figure video.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

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Me? I don't know what Father Figure video is. George Michael song?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:28 AM (13CQC)

532 Yes, supermodel with a Morticia hairstyle.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 01:29 AM (PUmDY)

533 Piranha tank? Oh, come on. This has to be pegging everyone's bullshit meter at the top.
Posted by: MW at June 09, 2019 10:20 PM (hNTtn)

Didn't one of the Bond villains have a trap door to drop his victims into a shark tank?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:29 AM (WG6O9)

534
For me, its personal. I lost friends in that debacle.
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist

=====

Sorry about your friends.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:30 AM (13CQC)

535 Bit of a puzzlement. Reagan did exactly the right thing against Iran's attempt to horizontally escalate the war with Iraq, so awareness of Iran's geopolitical menace was there. Then, the truly idiotic Iran part of "Iran-Contra". The geopolitical realism of Praying Mantis and tanker reflagging inverted - providing arms to Iran for effing "hostages".


Anyway, I was referring to reckless/stupid policies WRT Hezb long after they were recognized as a hostile Iranian proxy. Much, much worse, and no trace of an excuse.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 01:31 AM (QDnY+)

536 Blonde, good stuff...

https://tinyurl.com/jujm98z

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 01:34 AM (PUmDY)

537
Yes, supermodel with a Morticia hairstyle.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

=====

Haha, the swagger stick and lingerie definitely look like fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:35 AM (13CQC)

538 AOP, there was the shark-stocked pool in Thunderball, with the metal cover. Bond's little air source came in handy. Love Thunderball.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 01:37 AM (QDnY+)

539 We need a Beauty Shop Quartet.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 12:05 AM (RuIsu)
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and call them "The Supreme's"

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2019 01:40 AM (6GYnG)

540 I heard Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel Make Me Smile for the first time this weekend, very awesome...

https://tinyurl.com/y6kk5bml

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 01:42 AM (PUmDY)

541 I suspect Reagan was all about Commies and he couldn't even put together the evidence about the turbaned freaks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:25 AM (13CQC)
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and that, even then, the muzzie lovers/converts in the derp state were spinning their taqiyya on the matter, and others of the same ilk.

/spray the Mideast with radioactive lard and be done with it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2019 01:44 AM (6GYnG)

542 WTF!!

Terrorists linked to Iran were caught stockpiling tonnes of explosive materials on the outskirts of London in a secret British bomb factory, The Daily Telegraph can reveal.

...

The plot was uncovered by MI5 and the Metropolitan Police in the autumn of 2015, just months after the UK signed up to the Iran nuclear deal.


The rest of the article is behind a paywall, but shit!! The O-ring administration knew about it and still went through with their fucking capitulation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2019 01:51 AM (cXV7n)

543 Anyone know what a Red Robin restaurant is? I just saw a commercial, wasn't as appetizing as they were hoping.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 09, 2019 11:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

Basically an "upscale" burger joint, like Chilis or TGI Fridays.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:52 AM (WG6O9)

544 Red Robin is another franchise chain....

meh foods @ YGBFSM prices.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2019 01:53 AM (6GYnG)

545 Rockin Robin is a great song, original and J5 cover.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:04 AM (PUmDY)

546 weft, we were just talking about that


Whether it's a terrorist attack, or an illegal alien DUI or assault - or now, probably, mayhem perpetrated by a beneficiary of the prison "reform", oops - there's a very stupid part of the populace, and the policies they support, kinda trying to kill ya. Odds remain very low, but it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2019 02:05 AM (QDnY+)

547 Rockin Robin is a great song, original and J5 cover.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:04 AM (PUmDY)

J5 version didn't have Earl Palmer on drums. Advantage: Bobby Day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 02:11 AM (WG6O9)

548 Original didn't have a young Michael Jackson singing his heart out, though.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:17 AM (PUmDY)

549 Original didn't have a young Michael Jackson singing his heart out, though.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:17 AM (PUmDY)

Right. Advantage: Bobby Day. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 02:19 AM (WG6O9)

550 Greatness,,,

https://tinyurl.com/y4pet9ss

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:23 AM (PUmDY)

551 Sorry, just got back in town. Did we figure out what her vajayjay was saying that set her off and made her cry for help?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 02:30 AM (vVOK2)

552 how do Democrats believe their reps have any interest in doing anything but destroying PDT?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:43 AM (PUmDY)

553 The O-ring administration knew about it and still went through with their fucking capitulation.

Makes you wonder if there is an explosives cache like that in Dearborn.

Family is everything in the Arab world, and apparently a number of people from prominent Hezbollah families live in Dearborn.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2019 02:47 AM (I2/tG)

554 how do Democrats believe their reps have any interest in doing anything but destroying PDT?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:43 AM (PUmDY)


Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: ANTIFA, Now With More Hate at June 10, 2019 02:50 AM (Y8PSl)

555 Do I not remember anything from law school? How does obstruction result from no crime?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:55 AM (PUmDY)

556 Watergate had a crime, at least.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:58 AM (PUmDY)

557 Like toilet o ring? Lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 03:03 AM (PUmDY)

558 Guy Benson is shockingly defending Pelosi.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 03:05 AM (PUmDY)

559 Do I not remember anything from law school? How does obstruction result from no crime?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 02:55 AM (PUmDY)


Oh, there was an obstruction crime on Trump's part alright: Trump obstructed Her Royal Heinous from having her presidential coronation. To the Dems, that's a capital crime and one of the only times the Dems believe in the death penalty (other than killing babies, of course.)

Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2019 03:07 AM (Y8PSl)

560 "I was there, onboard the USS Iwo Jima."

How long were you on the Iwo? My husband was on it from '87 to '91. (before I knew him)

Posted by: Secret Square at June 10, 2019 03:07 AM (9WuX0)

561 Applies electrodes to thread...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 03:38 AM (WG6O9)

562 Biden is a stalking horse for someone, I wonder whom.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 03:43 AM (PUmDY)

563 Well then, off to bed. night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 03:44 AM (WG6O9)

564 Mayor McCheese is a strong candidate.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 03:51 AM (PUmDY)

565 At a show this weekend, this guy was trying to say he "lost" his wife and the "acid" was going to kick in after the show. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 03:57 AM (PUmDY)

566 "Arrogance is not a substitute for good corporate governance." Michael Connor

I have no sympathy for these idiots. They bought common FarceBook shares knowing they had no voting power. And now they are trying to vote themselves some power. LOL. What a bunch of turds.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 10, 2019 04:02 AM (UqwnA)

567 @562 biden is stooge for clinton wing of party who know clinton is nor wanted to run. (latest democrat poll she gets 4%) They will try to make groper joe their running dog he wants to win so bad.

Posted by: raimondo at June 10, 2019 04:14 AM (mVeJ4)

568 Shaking more then the tree Boss...

Posted by: Big Mike at June 10, 2019 04:16 AM (yhf6w)

569 Early mornin'. Just passing thru. Got up to check on wife. Since her surgery, she's in hospital bed on the lower floor of our quad level home. It's back to bed after the cat comes back inside.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 10, 2019 04:18 AM (Dhht7)

570 Prayer to you olddog.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 04:25 AM (BbGew)

571 Overslept. Not good on a Monday.

A quick mornin', all.

If you didn't already see, bete in reflection has a caring-bridge site to see his updates and progress on his journey with cancer. He has several posts since this all started for him earlier this year.

See Slapweasel's comnent at #116


Have a wonderful day, be good!

Posted by: My life is insanity at June 10, 2019 04:26 AM (CNV8U)

572 Could the Tonies be more gay?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 10, 2019 04:28 AM (PUmDY)

573 Thanks, Skip. Well cat's not back yet. Guess I'll have to eat that half of BBQ on toast in frig and some mac 'n cheese while I wait for his return.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 10, 2019 04:32 AM (Dhht7)

574 americanthinker.com/time for the lgbt movement to leave the kids alone
https://tinyurl.com/y3w8j254
It's my theory if there is a increase of homosexuality this is the reason,

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 04:47 AM (BbGew)

575 I would like to know what on this page if touched sends you to a ancient AoS page, happens to me very often.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 04:54 AM (BbGew)

576 well, don't touch that.

that will be $120

Posted by: The Doctor at June 10, 2019 04:57 AM (jp0Bv)

577 If we knew who else heard this " voice" it would narrow down the specialist needed.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:19 AM (BbGew)

578 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 05:27 AM (xNgpT)

579 Just happened again going back, something in lower right hand corner.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:32 AM (BbGew)

580 If we knew who else heard this " voice" it would narrow down the specialist needed.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:19 AM (BbGew)

My one-eyed trouser snake hears her vagina very clearly! Vagina screams "Stay away, here be crazy!"

Posted by: typical guys everywhere at June 10, 2019 05:33 AM (K1IUD)

581 Have a great day all, think it's rain finally here today after a nice string of fantastic days.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:41 AM (BbGew)

582 I need whoever owns that lovely revolver up top to do me a favor...come shoot out the floodlight that has been installed across the road which shines through my bedroom window and right on my pillow. The ambient light from it makes it impossible to see the stars in one of the few places one can still do so. Nobody lives there full time. They just light the place up like a runway and then go away for weeks on end. How can people be so inconsiderate?

Rant over. G'mornin', sweet things.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 05:52 AM (kujMl)

583 No sugartits. That's not a voice. That's an echo.


Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 05:54 AM (yX09K)

584 Another half-clad liberal wanting to set my moral standards.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:08 AM (kujMl)

585 Good Morning Glories!

It's going to rain again today. Yay! We've had several weeks without. You can practically hear the grass singing.

Posted by: ALH at June 10, 2019 06:15 AM (htgmn)

586 Good Morning Horde! Just checking in, and I'm sure it is mentioned more than once above, but nobody was an Air Force pilot during WW2. That old dude was in the Army.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 10, 2019 06:16 AM (QAeBr)

587 Which Supreme will retire next?

Posted by: ALH at June 10, 2019 06:16 AM (htgmn)

588 Thank you, Hawkpilot. The first mr. creeper was a pilot in the United States Army AIr CORPS...not Air Force and he would pointedly correct anyone who made the mistake.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:20 AM (kujMl)

589
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 06:21 AM (Wx/+I)

590 Another great article on why the Oberlin/Gibsons situation turned into such a trainwreck, when the Admin should have confronted the students early on instead of enabling them:

https://tinyurl.com/y3a8b2bs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 06:22 AM (ahS0B)

591 I believe the Air Force was created by Truman in 1947....

Posted by: Colin at June 10, 2019 06:23 AM (Wrc/X)

592 Hadrian, if living the good life means cleaning out the pig's digs and hauling the garbage up to the bin I'm in business.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:25 AM (kujMl)

593 Is it wrong for me to enjoy Oberlin's humiliation? I keep wishing there were more than 33 million that Gibson's could loot.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:28 AM (kujMl)

594
Creeper, "a good life" can vary from person to person. Hauling garbage, changing the water in the dogs' pens, doing an honest and productive days work, relaxing and doing something enjoyable, all are productive and useful. But live your life and never, never, never submit to the ravings of the SJW lunatics

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 06:29 AM (Wx/+I)

595 You are correct, Colin. Yet it is becoming common for the media to refer to WWII pilots as having served in the "Air Force". Ignorant journalists.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:32 AM (kujMl)

596 Doesn't Oberlin College have something to do with music? Whats that saying, they have to pay the piper.

Posted by: Colin at June 10, 2019 06:33 AM (Wrc/X)

597 " Ignorant journalists.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:32 AM (kujMl) ) "



Early leading candidate for Tautology of the Year.


G'mornin' everyone !
Off to harvest asparagus, bbl.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 10, 2019 06:36 AM (a5hgv)

598 You are so right, Hadrian. Shoveling out the kitchen, grubbing around in the dirt and mopping floors are all a part of living the good life.

But I especially like the part about relaxing and doing nothing.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:39 AM (kujMl)

599 Fen, that's a memorable hash.

Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:43 AM (kujMl)

600 Creeper...that light. That's a real pet peeve of mine, and to have it shine right on you when you are trying to sleep, that's just rotten.

Posted by: lizabth at June 10, 2019 06:44 AM (RFh5Y)

601 Here in NW IL, we turned so cool and breezy overnight. Feels like September and I love it!

Posted by: lizabth at June 10, 2019 06:46 AM (RFh5Y)

602 Creeper-

Hire a hitman to take out the light.

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 06:49 AM (xNgpT)

603 Here is how Oberlin shitshow started:

http://www.chroniclet.com/cops-and-courts/2017/08/11/Trio-in-Gibson-39-s-theft-plead-guilty.html

So what was a case of law and order that the SJWhores turned into an illegal and unjust attack on a private citizen. My guess this probably applies to 99% of these shitshow.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

604 602 Creeper-

Hire a hitman to take out the light.
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 06:49 AM (xNgpT)

My bride and I have the same issue. It appears a light has changed and now shines right in my face.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

605 well well well those evil Republican Koch brothers are supporting Democrats and their efforts to destroy to country. Funny how they turned around huh? The Media used to tell us how awful the were, and how they were behind every Republican scheme to remove the Dems from power. Now they are saints, down for the cause.

Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:57 AM (UdKB7)

606 My neighbor put up TWO lights that shine right on my deck.

So when I go out on my deck to enjoy a quiet evening, its like I'm on Broadway !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 06:59 AM (xNgpT)

607 Over at TH Schlichter call the NTrs the Priss Platoon.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

608 Those lights are one of the reasons I live in the middle of nowhere, lol!

Pitch dark at night, except for the moon. Sometimes people who come out and stay with us are a little freaked out about that, esp when the wind howls.
Then we'll get out the telescopes and show them why we love the dark night so well.

Posted by: lizabth at June 10, 2019 07:05 AM (RFh5Y)

609 Morning 'rons and 'ettes. Got up at 3 today and went back to bed at 4 thinking it was Sunday. Just got up and now feel like I overslept realizing it's Monday. Ugh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 10, 2019 07:05 AM (Dhht7)

610 My neighbor put up TWO lights that shine right on my deck.

So when I go out on my deck to enjoy a quiet evening, its like I'm on Broadway !
Posted by: JT


.22 cal AIR rifle.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 07:08 AM (yX09K)

611 Is it wrong for me to enjoy Oberlin's humiliation?
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:28 AM (kujMl)

I revel in it.

"There is joy in the destruction of the wicked." Hebrew proverb.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 10, 2019 07:10 AM (H8QX8)

612 Morning all

Did Ladyl ever get out of Austin?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 07:11 AM (Z2ffg)

613 605 well well well those evil Republican Koch brothers are supporting Democrats and their efforts to destroy to country. Funny how they turned around huh? The Media used to tell us how awful the were, and how they were behind every Republican scheme to remove the Dems from power. Now they are saints, down for the cause.
Posted by: freaked at June 10, 2019 06:57 AM (UdKB7)

The is no such thing a libertarian or free marketer in the current time and place. Maybe in some pure thought academic setting but here in the Real World, you either have to choose law, order, and freedom. Because the opposite is surrender.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

614 Is it wrong for me to enjoy Oberlin's humiliation?


It's required.


These schools have to have some blowback for doing nothing but creating angry Leftist mobs. If only every school could be forced to cough up $20-30M.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 07:12 AM (oVJmc)

615 So when I go out on my deck to enjoy a quiet evening, its like I'm on Broadway !
Posted by: JT


.22 cal AIR rifle.
Posted by: rickb223

I hear ya, but since I'm the only one the light shines on, it wouldn't take Columbo to unravel the mystery.

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 07:14 AM (xNgpT)

616
So when I go out on my deck to enjoy a quiet evening, its like I'm on Broadway !


********


That explains all the Cats.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 10, 2019 07:14 AM (m45I2)

617 I hear ya, but since I'm the only one the light shines on, it wouldn't take Columbo to unravel the mystery.
Posted by: JT

If they put Mueller on it, it'll take 2 years to figure it out.

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

618 Hiya Ben Had !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 07:15 AM (xNgpT)

619 Did I mention I'm gay for Obama, and he's black?

Posted by: Frontrunner Joe Biden at June 10, 2019 07:16 AM (oVJmc)

620 I hear ya, but since I'm the only one the light shines on, it wouldn't take Columbo to unravel the mystery.
Posted by: JT

If they put Mueller on it, it'll take 2 years to figure it out.
Posted by: Bruce

Yeah, then he'll blame it on Trump !

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 07:16 AM (xNgpT)

621
I hear ya, but since I'm the only one the light shines on, it wouldn't take Columbo to unravel the mystery.



Put a big mirror on your deck, positioned to bounce right back in their windows.

Posted by: Frontrunner Joe Biden at June 10, 2019 07:18 AM (oVJmc)

622 I hear ya, but since I'm the only one the light shines on, it wouldn't take Columbo to unravel the mystery.
Posted by: JT

Joe has wet dreams of being handcuffed to Obama like Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier in 'The Defiant Ones'

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 07:18 AM (vd8XM)

623 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2019 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

624 That explains all the Cats.

The CATS !

"Sloooowwwwwwly I turned.........."

Don't get me started on the g** damned cats.

On two completely separate occasions, there were more than TWENTY feral cats running around here.

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 07:21 AM (xNgpT)

625 JT, a very good morning to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 10, 2019 07:21 AM (Z2ffg)

626
595 You are correct, Colin. Yet it is becoming common for the media to refer to WWII pilots as having served in the "Air Force". Ignorant journalists.
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2019 06:32 AM (kujMl)

---------------

The power of 'S'.? It is quite common, and not ignorant, among normal people to refer to USAAF as the 'air force'.

Posted by: G at June 10, 2019 07:25 AM (BEqXv)

627 Hey, have you heard about the new radio station, KUNT? It's kind of fuzzy but you can get it in.

Posted by: A talking vagina at June 10, 2019 07:27 AM (UdKB7)

628 guten morgen horden

I like the mirror idea

maybe put a bat decal on it

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 10, 2019 07:28 AM (dm05u)

629 Sorry, I'm not very good at standup comedy. Sitdown comedy is more my style.

Posted by: A talking vagina at June 10, 2019 07:28 AM (UdKB7)

630 for JT, I mean, so he has a bat signal

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 10, 2019 07:29 AM (dm05u)

631
the iPhone is a festering pain in the ass & I hate it with the white hot heat of a thousand burning suns

g'morning, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 07:29 AM (ceIDk)

632 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 10, 2019 07:30 AM (81OU+)

633 Now we know where Maxines "smack" talk escapes...

something pisciniary this way floats.

Posted by: saf at June 10, 2019 11:01 AM (5IHGB)

634 Maxine is also ambifluent,she talks through her ass when her Vag vag has flopped out.

Posted by: saf at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (5IHGB)

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