Mid-Morning Open Thread

A Summer Morning Tiff
Tom Roberts

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:31 AM (wm53o)

2 Never heard of cammy?

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 09:31 AM (ykq7q)

3 Her name is Tiff?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:31 AM (O8WFE)

4 Sam, a jap sniper, repins pajamas!

Posted by: Parker at June 11, 2019 09:31 AM (MFwf8)

5 Egads, sasquatch has gone trannie!

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 09:32 AM (O7MnT)

6 Start of a horrir movie? Hazy woman in middle of forest.

Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2019 09:32 AM (yK7zS)

7 Gillie suit FTW..

Posted by: catman at June 11, 2019 09:32 AM (4HMlb)

8 "Tiff", huh?

It's "Tiffany" on Friday nights down at the local strip club...

so I'm told, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC)

9 Watch me bend this birch tree with my MIIIIIND.

Posted by: Tiff at June 11, 2019 09:32 AM (O8WFE)

10 Must be a dry summer there.

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

11 So pretty and peaceful. The colors and lighting are bright and warm. And there's a doggeh.

Posted by: Kris at June 11, 2019 09:33 AM (OyyDO)

12 Scouting out potential deer blind locations.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2019 09:33 AM (xhZSJ)

13 Does that mean she's walking away mad?

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

14 Like it. Splashes of color remind me of Sargent.

Is that a guy with a horse just beyond the fence? Is that who she had the tiff with?

The dog's in between, not taking sides.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 09:33 AM (fuK7c)

15 Willowed:

I would also like someone to develop a breathalyzer for that shit so we can get the high off the road and they can lose their licenses , ditto amphetamines, benzos and opiates.
Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:28 AM (U7k5w)

___

Can't do that since weed stays in your system for a long time, well after the high is gone. There's no real way to detect "highness".
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Life's a bitch. Gonna play, gotta pay.
Since it stays in your system well after the high is gone, we can't tell if you were high at the time of the accident.

Sorry. Err on the side of caution.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:34 AM (wm53o)

16 Can't do that since weed stays in your system for a
long time, well after the high is gone. There's no real way to detect
"highness".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

--

Use the 'bags of Fritos' scale.

Incontrovertible proof.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2019 09:35 AM (xhZSJ)

17 Not super familiar with pot but wouldn't that mean they couldn't drive for weeks after use?

Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2019 09:35 AM (yK7zS)

18 Many, many snipers in the tree line.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 09:35 AM (EZebt)

19
I keep expecting Sasquatch to walk by.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2019 09:35 AM (PtOP4)

20 Willowed from last thread...I thought I even had a good point regarding Blaster's Iowa caucus prediction!

"So a candidate has to be at 15% to get any delegates from a precinct - I guess that means that a candidate can work a particular precinct pretty hard to get some points on the board. But overall, only 3 of the candidates are currently polling at 15% in Iowa - Biden, Bernie, and Warren. Buttigieg is on the bubble at 14%.

The shakeout after Iowa may be harder than I predicted."

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 08:23 AM

That's not too different from the Republican caucus in 2016. Cruz, Trump and Rubio each got mid-20% of the vote, Carson 9%, Paul 4.5% and everyone else very little. I'd expect the same for Dems in 2020: a few close top tier (an establishment guy and crazy progressive), a couple mid-tier alternates (Harris and someone else) and the rest with nothing.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 11, 2019 09:36 AM (E9+/Z)

21 # five days!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 09:36 AM (rt3zx)

22 *stomps off into woods muttering under breath*
*stops stomps foot looks around*
*says under breath*
ha wait till he find out this is the summer of no blowjobs

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

23 It's an interesting composition. Putting the figure smack dab in the middle violates everything, but there's a sort of white line leading to the white figure from the bottoom.

It starts as a line in the grass and includes white blazes on the trees.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (fuK7c)

24 If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (/tuJf)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (O8WFE)

26 It's squatchee in here

Posted by: BigZesty at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (SzPGP)

27 Very suggestive of homosexual behavior.

Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (hjaPQ)

28 As opposed to a summer morning JPEG?

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (xjiRE)

29 Who'd she have a 'tiff' with?

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (cF8AT)

30 Sorry. Err on the side of caution.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:34 AM (wm53o)

-------

Carefully, there.

Remember who you're dealing with. If you give them that precedent, they'll immediately switch everything to that new standard, and start using EtG for alcohol testing so they can hand out felony DUIs to people who had one beer four days ago...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (5aX2M)

31 I see the kitteh.

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (geIq4)

32 It starts as a line in the grass and includes white blazes on the trees.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (fuK7c)

trail markers

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (ykq7q)

33 Oh, and pray for President Trump.

Thank God for him and his leadership. Thank God for his strength and perseverance.

Pray for his continued success and his safety.

Smooches to all y'all.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (rt3zx)

34 It starts as a line in the grass and includes white blazes on the trees.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 09:37 AM (fuK7c)

You think she's rubbing off?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 11, 2019 09:39 AM (DEYzE)

35 Subtitle: Bear's Breakfast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 09:39 AM (HaL55)

36 This is a lovely painting. I could pull up a comfy chair and look at it for awhile.

Posted by: Kris at June 11, 2019 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

37 >>You think she's rubbing off?

Not in that dress.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 09:39 AM (/tuJf)

38 Carefully, there.

Remember who you're dealing with. If you give them that precedent, they'll immediately switch everything to that new standard, and start using EtG for alcohol testing so they can hand out felony DUIs to people who had one beer four days ago...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (5aX2M)

Towns have stopped DUI checkpoints as all they ever arrest is illegals. 55 MPH and .08 are tax collection and lawyer support laws.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 11, 2019 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

39 Not super familiar with pot but wouldn't that mean they couldn't drive for weeks after use?
Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2019 09:35 AM (yK7zS)

Depending on frequency of use, amount used, body weight, metabolic rate, etc. anywhere from about five days to a month, but realistically you can call it two to four weeks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2019 09:40 AM (5aX2M)

40 I feel like this was taken in the moment before she hiked up her petticoat and drained her bladder.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 09:40 AM (O7MnT)

41 I was hoping she was out shooting.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:40 AM (U7k5w)

42 Smooches to all y'all.

Howdy, Mighty Woodpecker Huntress. It's getting about time for some planning with you and Insom, yes?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 09:40 AM (HaL55)

43 40 I feel like this was taken in the moment before she hiked up her petticoat and drained her bladder.

I was thinkin' that too. Lot harder for women to "water the trees" back then, what with all those ruffles and bustles and whatnot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:41 AM (O8WFE)

44 Since Grimaldi brought it up - my weekly repost:

Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:

Won't make it to Iowa:

Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)

Drops after Iowa:

John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee

Drops after NH:

John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)

Drops after SC:

Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)

Drops after Super Tuesday:

Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)

That will leave the field with this:

Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris

Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.

Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:

Buttigieg

=-=-=--=-

Current deviations from predicitions: There are 2 or 3 new candidates since I made this. Also, Klobuchar is stomping Gillibrand into the dirt, tripling her .4% national showing with a 1.2% in the latest national poll!

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:41 AM (ZfRYq)

45 Bride-to-be smashed head of Maid of honor who slept with fiance.

The wedding has been 'postponed'

The Sun - http://tinyurl.com/y5j2acur

Posted by: McCool at June 11, 2019 09:41 AM (sZaoP)

46 Oh I see the sniper.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:42 AM (tH5fk)

47 Peeing in the woods is probably the epitome of male privilege.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:42 AM (O8WFE)

48 BB!

Yes! We were talking last night and really want to make it work with you and Bgal if she's up to it!!

Whoot! I love meeting Morons.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 09:42 AM (rt3zx)

49 29 Who'd she have a 'tiff' with?
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (cF8AT)

Her husband told her to calm down.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:43 AM (ZfRYq)

50 She has no face.

Posted by: dantesed at June 11, 2019 09:43 AM (88xKn)

51 Yes! We were talking last night and really want to make it work with you and Bgal if she's up to it!!

First time Slinging?

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:43 AM (ZfRYq)

52 I feel like this was taken in the moment before she hiked up her petticoat and drained her bladder.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 09:40 AM (O7MnT)

....and then the chipmunk popped his head out of his burrow, and there emanated a blood curdling scream from behind the bushes....

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (ykq7q)

53 This is a wonderful painting with its varied earth tones from a limited (if I have that right) palette and peaceful scene. It has enough detail to make it understandable but also enough Impressionist style to add interest and emphasize the light.

Part of the work's effectiveness is it immediately made me start thinking of story lines based on the scene.

Delightful. Thanks CBD.

Posted by: JTB at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (bmdz3)

54 She has no face.

Thought it was just me.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (tH5fk)

55 Goodness blaster

Can you not be a perv for ten minutes?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (rt3zx)

56 >>Who'd she have a 'tiff' with?

The guy standing next to his horse at the top of the painting, just above the dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

57 *stomps off into woods muttering under breath*
*stops stomps foot looks around*

**********

A Summer Morning Tiff - a limerick

He thought it okay to make fun of my hat!
(Though I think I'll prob'ly forgive him for that)
But he gave the wrong reply
When alas by-and-by
I asked him if the dress made my ass look fat

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 09:45 AM (mvenn)

58 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 09:46 AM (83K60)

59 Alternate title, "NPC Out For A Walk"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a dollop of Valu-Rite please at June 11, 2019 09:46 AM (LISuA)

60 Hey, not fair. I'm on the last thread, and only just got caught up to my own first comment of the day.

Tiff? Don't see anyone she'd have "a slight or petty quarrel" with. Tagged Image File Format? Toronto International Film Festival? Tiff's Treats: Warm, Fresh Baked Cookies Delivered Same-Day www.cookiedelivery.com?

(the wonders of duckduckgoing)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 11, 2019 09:46 AM (E9ede)

61 Does Tiff come before Brunch?

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:46 AM (tH5fk)

62 Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)

Beta Mohammed Malik Shabazz Loretta O'Rourke thought that the Democrats really loved him. They never did. They just wanted him to take out Ted Cruz.

See also John McCain.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 09:47 AM (O7MnT)

63 Won't make it to Iowa:

Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)

Gabbard's only hope is to shine on the debate stage and get a subsequent rise in the polls, which is a good bet. She's smarter and saner than the entire rest of the field (granted, that is a low bar) and she has charm. Don't disregard the charm factor in a field that has very little of it.

But in the end, nobody gets the nom out of the House in this day and age. Remember Bachmann-mania? Yeah, that. Gabbard's the Michele Bachmann of the left.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:47 AM (O8WFE)

64 Goodness blaster

Can you not be a perv for ten minutes?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (rt3zx)

===

Must be new around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 09:47 AM (EZebt)

65 55 Goodness blaster

Can you not be a perv for ten minutes?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 09:44 AM (rt3zx)

You haven't seen those commercials then?

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:47 AM (ZfRYq)

66 "Does the dress make my ass look fat?"

Oh yeah, baby.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:48 AM (tH5fk)

67 Yes! We were talking last night and really want to make it work with you and Bgal if she's up to it!!

Most definitely. I'll get with Insom here in a day or two and get some dates. Maybe you two can come to the club one evening and catch my band (we start at 5 so you guys will have the rest of the night to enjoy afterwards). We'll see if we can do lunch so B'Gal can meet you guys, somewhere relatively close to Casa Backwardio. She's looking forward to it.

We can't wait to meet a real, live Moronette!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 09:48 AM (HaL55)

68 61 Does Tiff come before Brunch?
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:46 AM (tH5fk)

Have to ask her boyfriend.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:48 AM (O8WFE)

69 45: The MoH did her a favor by letting her know both she and the fianc� were unreliable POS. She should have just left it at that and dumped them both instead of being prosecuted, dumb drunken asshole.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:48 AM (U7k5w)

70 She's smarter and saner than the entire rest of the field (granted, that is a low bar) and she has charm.

Three automatic disqualifiers.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:49 AM (tH5fk)

71 White walker made farmer mad so he his fixing fence to keep her in pasture. Doggy herding her back to stable.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 11, 2019 09:49 AM (6bOIV)

72 57
HA

The old when did you quit beating your wife question!

Answers I know do not work:
1. You can pull that look off.
2. I can not lie...
3. You will lose a few lbs before the...
4. What size is that?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 11, 2019 09:49 AM (JFO2v)

73 Good morning to you all from a saddened Toronto, where the Raptors now wait for Game Six and a shot at beat the Warriors three times on the road. My family (well, most of us) stayed up and watched until the end, even after Nick Nurse killed the momentum by calling that stupid time out after Leonard had run off 10 straight.

Regarding the painting, I think you get a bowl of soup with a hat like that.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 09:50 AM (IDjUx)

74 Bride-to-be smashed head of Maid of honor who slept with fiance.

The wedding has been 'postponed'

From the article:
Helen Hoaken, 37, grabbed best friend Carol Clarkson by the hair and flung her to the ground so violently that her head crashed into the pavement. Helen Hoaken, 37, was jailed for smashing her maid-of-honour's skull after finding out she had slept with her fianc�. The 37-year-old is here pictured with partner Aaron Granville.

I'm sorry, how old was she again?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 09:51 AM (O7MnT)

75 Gabbard is currently outpolling Gillibrand - but it is .6 to .4, which is statistical noise. Really so is Klobuchar's 1.2.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:51 AM (ZfRYq)

76 Does Tiff come before Brunch?
Posted by: eleven

If she doesn't, I've lost some skillz....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:51 AM (wm53o)

77 72: The only pol who should be regularly asked that is Sherrod Brown.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:51 AM (U7k5w)

78 I would like to watch Tulsi eat a corndog.....

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 09:51 AM (AjVAj)

79 Alternate Title: "That Single Terrifying Moment When You Realize That Storming Off Into The Woods In A Huff Has Resulted in You Becoming Disoriented To The Point That You Can No Longer Find Your Way Back To The Lodge And Nightfall Is Coming"

Too wordy?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 09:51 AM (mvenn)

80 Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 09:50 AM (IDjUx)

===

Hockey isn't enough?

Now you want basketball too? Sheesh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 09:52 AM (EZebt)

81 NYT to cease political cartoons after anti-Semitism row...

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If we can't hate on Jews, then we just won't be at all!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 09:52 AM (+y/Ru)

82 61
Does Tiff come before Brunch?

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2019 09:46 AM (tH5fk)
---I thought she was breathing hard from putting out the Eggs Benedict.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 09:52 AM (IDjUx)

83 It's very conspicuous how oppo research seems to be getting into the media about everybody *but* Kamala Obama.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 09:52 AM (O7MnT)

84 Too wordy?

"Uh Oh" would work.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 09:52 AM (HaL55)

85 Does nobody see the guy and the horse at the top of the painting? She stormed off about 50 feet.

I'm surrounded by heathens.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 09:53 AM (/tuJf)

86 The MoH did her a favor by letting her know both she and the fianc were unreliable POS. She should have just left it at that and dumped them both instead of being prosecuted, dumb drunken asshole.
Posted by: CN

Yes, but revenge is sweet.

It tastes like chicken !

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 09:53 AM (83K60)

87 I don't believe any of that Blair Witch bullshit, I'm going for a stroll.

Posted by: Woman in Painting at June 11, 2019 09:53 AM (geIq4)

88 A Canadian team has not won a Stanley Cup since 1993 so them getting an NBA championship would be something for the hosers....

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 09:53 AM (AjVAj)

89 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Hope the poor thing doesn't have allergies.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 09:53 AM (axyOa)

90 Does nobody see the guy and the horse at the top of the painting? She stormed off about 50 feet.

Ahem.

Posted by: #14 at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (fuK7c)

91 Just spotted the dude with the horsie and the doggeh. She's picking out the tree so she can mark her territory in proper Victorian fashion.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)

92 49 29 Who'd she have a 'tiff' with?
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (cF8AT)

Her husband told her to calm down.
Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:43 AM (ZfRYq)

You'd think there'd be a corpse somewhere in the painting then.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (cF8AT)

93 Her name is Tiff?

+++

No i think the Tiff refers to a minor fight between her and the man that got painted over. Probably by her.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (8Fp/U)

94 A Canadian team has not won a Stanley Cup since 1993

Posted by: steevy

Can we re-name Lord Stanley's cup to Roy or something?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (wm53o)

95 15: And that serum test will cost you your job in some professions. EtOH leaves the system, but those cannabinoids hang on long enough to get you into an impaired professional program (if you're lucky)

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (U7k5w)

96 " Why do you always want me to do the horse?"

Posted by: Tiffy McWhitedress at June 11, 2019 09:54 AM (FTPVM)

97 Who'd she have a 'tiff' with?
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 09:38 AM (cF8AT)

Her husband told her to calm down.
Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:43 AM (ZfRYq)

You'd think there'd be a corpse somewhere in the painting then.
Posted by: Tami

She hides well.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:55 AM (wm53o)

98 88 A Canadian team has not won a Stanley Cup since 1993

The NHL even gave them their Winnipeg franchise back so they'd have better odds, and they still can't win one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:55 AM (O8WFE)

99 19th C fashion was extremely attractive. I can only think Viking and Greek fashion might be better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 11, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)

100 I really like this painting. Artist does a great job of depicting the arid vegetation, but provides some relief with that spot of blue sky in the upper right canvas area.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 09:55 AM (2TR6I)

101 A summer morning tiff:
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No."
"So you're saying I'm fat."
"No I am not."
"Yes you are."
"No."
"Yes."
"Why are you being this way?"
"Are you saying that I am over emotional?"
"..."
"You are! You're saying I'm fat and all wet emotionally!"
"..."
"Answer me!"
"It's a lovely day..."
"Don't you change the subject!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2019 09:56 AM (hLRSq)

102 "Wait! Where's my fucking face? Horace!!! I lost my face again!!!"

Posted by: Tiffy McWhitedress at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (FTPVM)

103 I'm betting there is a used entrenching tool under that skirt and hubby won't be seen on the premises ever again

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (AZxMX)

104 Special for the nurse, if you haven't seen the commercials:

http://preview.alturl.com/n74bz

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (ZfRYq)

105 86: A fractured skull and a brain bleed for the rival won't keep her loser of a man, and sort of fucked up everyone but him. I'm sure he'll be just fine.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (U7k5w)

106 80
Hockey isn't enough?

Now you want basketball too? Sheesh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 09:52 AM (EZebt)
===I'm not sure what has been happening in Toronto could accurately be called "hockey" for a long stretch until recently. As a native St. Louisan, though, my heart lies with the Blues.

As for basketball, the Raptors have caught the imagination of everyone of late, but if they blow this and/or Kwahi leaves, the interest will quickly fade again.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (IDjUx)

107 Mike Tyson plans marijuana resort...

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I bet it'll be classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

108 "Wait! Where's my fucking face? Horace!!! I lost my face again!!!"

Posted by: Tiffy McWhitedress at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (FTPVM)

Did you leave it in the jar...by the door?

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (ykq7q)

109 107 Mike Tyson plans marijuana resort...

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I bet it'll be classy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (ZfRYq)

110 As a native St. Louisan, though, my heart lies with the Blues.

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (wm53o)

111 108: Hold on, I thought her name was Tiffany not Elinor.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (U7k5w)

112 107
Mike Tyson plans marijuana resort...

-

I bet it'll be classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

(insert munchies joke here)

Posted by: Evander H at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (geIq4)

113 Hang on, have to go throw a vote away.

BBL.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (ZfRYq)

114 Is there a tutorial for posting? I swear, every time I try to quote someone it turns out differently.

Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (IDjUx)

115 112:.....mmmm, ears.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (U7k5w)

116 She stormed off about 50 feet.

******

Exactly and that's when she realized she was lost and began to panic. That's why it's funny. Do I need Ben Rothlisberger...oops...I mean BEN ROTHLISBERGER...to explain this stuff?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (mvenn)

117 She calls it a tiff. It's really just her way. She wants to get all emotional and be consoled.

See how calm he looks? He's getting the big blanket and the chilled Sauternes out of the saddle bag. He would like to get straight to the naked but he understands the ritual.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

118 73. don't be sad, the Raptors got this. So sick of Saint Stef Curry.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (2TR6I)

119 114 Is there a tutorial for posting? I swear, every time I try to quote someone it turns out differently.

Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?
Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (IDjUx)

I hear there's one scrawled on the inside of the barrel. Not that it'll do you any good by the time you get there.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (KUaJL)

120 Does nobody see the guy and the horse at the top of the painting? She stormed off about 50 feet.

I'm surrounded by heathens.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 09:53 AM (/tuJf)

Embiggen is your friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (AZxMX)

121 110 As a native St. Louisan, though, my heart lies with the Blues.

*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (wm53o)

*double fistbump*

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (cF8AT)

122 I bet it'll be classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

and yuuuge

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (ykq7q)

123 The two most dangerous words in the English language: "I"m fine."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (KUaJL)

124 (insert munchies joke here)
Posted by: Evander H at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (geIq4)

Souvenir Gummy Ears at the Mike Tyson Pot Resort gift shop.

C'mon, it's a great idea!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (O8WFE)

125 And that serum test will cost you your job in some professions.
Posted by: CN

Cannabinoids in states where it's legal too. In some professions.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (wm53o)

126 117: Great assessment and well stated. Society functions better with rituals.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (U7k5w)

127 Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?
Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (IDjUx)

I'm guessing you purchased the one square of toilet paper AoSHQ membership?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (AZxMX)

128 "It's so peaceful out in the woods. I feel so much safer knowing I don't have to worry about urban snipers....."--Woman's reported last words.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2019 10:03 AM (m79Dg)

129 waste of bandwidth. worthy of the daily kos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 11, 2019 10:03 AM (KP5rU)

130 125: Impaired is impaired, and as a medical professional, heavy machinery operator, LEO, one should know better, but some play the odds.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 10:03 AM (U7k5w)

131 As a native St. Louisan, though, my heart lies with the Blues.

*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 09:59 AM (wm53o)

*double fistbump*
Posted by: Tami

I'm so old I remember when the Blues played at the Checkerdome and Fritz von Eric wrassled at the Kiel Auditorium.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:03 AM (wm53o)

132 Don't see the dude on a horse, but I do see the doggeh.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:03 AM (AM1GF)

133 [ i ] italics [ / i ]

Remove spaces. Be really careful about closing them.

B bolds, S strikes through, U underlines.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c)

134 127 I'm guessing you purchased the one square of toilet paper AoSHQ membership?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (AZxMX)
---Just doing what Sheryl Crow said I should.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:04 AM (IDjUx)

135 I'm guessing you purchased the one square of toilet paper AoSHQ membership?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (AZxMX)

Single ply, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

136 Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?
Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (IDjUx)

I'm guessing you purchased the one square of toilet paper AoSHQ membership?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

The trial memberships ain't what they used to be. Honestly we should just feed 'em Val-U-Rite for the first week and accept the survivors into the fold. I figure if they don't run screaming, they belong here.

(Honestly, you get used to our in-jokes. Mostly. I think.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:05 AM (AM1GF)

137 Munchies...last eve I got a mad craving for ice cream so picked up a qt of Edy's. But that wasn't enough, needed White Cheddar cheez-its to go with it. That was my dinner. So odd. I haven't wanted ice cream in years.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (2TR6I)

138 After the next hockey game Boston will be home to three of the four major sports championships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (fuK7c)

139 An excellent piece of art. Alternate title: "Incipient Brushfire"
Could use a cabin there, in the background. Cabins are always nice.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (CPk08)

140 I purchased the bronze-plated membership, which comes with a fun-sized pack of free ampersands and a bottle of Val-U-Rite vodka. But the bottle arrived empty. I wasn't surprised.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (O8WFE)

141 "Great. Now find your own way back."

"Uh, you know I don't know the way..."

"Exactly."

"Uh..."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

142 138: That's depressing.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (U7k5w)

143 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 10:07 AM (1XAal)

144 I'm so old I remember when the Blues played at the Checkerdome and Fritz von Eric wrassled at the Kiel Auditorium.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:03 AM (wm53o)

Me too...but that was only 20 years ago, right cuz I'm 29...so are you.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:07 AM (cF8AT)

145 After the next hockey game Boston will be home to three of the four major sports championships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (fuK7c)

...and still full of Bostonians......

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:07 AM (ykq7q)

146 134 127 I'm guessing you purchased the one square of toilet paper AoSHQ membership?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (AZxMX)
---Just doing what Sheryl Crow said I should.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:04 AM (IDjUx)

I'm thinking you might just fit in after all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:08 AM (AZxMX)

147 Melania out for a walk?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:08 AM (q1Pj5)

148 145
After the next hockey game Boston will be home to three of the four major sports championships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (fuK7c)

...and still full of Bostonians......

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:07 AM (ykq7q)
Well, nobody's perfect. Geez.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (CPk08)

149 Not a fucking clue where the sniper is in the painting ...

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (1XAal)

150 Anyway, have a lovely morning, Horde. I think I'll spend the rest of it gardening.

Posted by: CN at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (U7k5w)

151 @Project_Veritas

In our latest video, a @Pinterest insider explains how the company censors Christian terms like "bible verses" and "Christian Easter." Don't miss our next video: https://bit.ly/2F1Efem #lifecensored

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)

152 Cause I love that dirty water ...

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (/tuJf)

153 Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?
Posted by: TheHoser

Nood = play on words. New Thread.

Corgis = what it looks like as the Hordians realize a new thread has been put up and they go thundering from the old thread to the new thread.
Looks like a pack of Corgis running down a hall.

AoSHQ's brand of Limbaugh's "Ditto"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (wm53o)

154 She swears he said a Stroll in the grass, not a roll in the grass.

Men!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:10 AM (axyOa)

155 Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?
Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:00 AM (IDjUx)

===

Sawry, you didn't end your question with the obligatory, "eh?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 10:10 AM (EZebt)

156 Christian Easter?Is there another kind?

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 10:10 AM (AjVAj)

157 Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?

**********

Hanging out with some 'ettes and some dudes
With their "who-gives-a-f**k-attitudes
We live in a land
Sans ampersands
Populated by corgis &&&& noods

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:10 AM (mvenn)

158 Watch that dark area - a ninja is probably lurking there.

What's plural for 'ninja' - ninje? ninjo? ninj-ACK!!!!!

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 11, 2019 10:11 AM (67aEn)

159 An excellent piece of art. Alternate title: "Incipient Brushfire"
Could use a cabin there, in the background. Cabins are always nice.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (CPk0

At dusk. With light streaming out warmly from the windows and open doorway. Yeppers, that would be nice.

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Kinkaid at June 11, 2019 10:12 AM (q1Pj5)

160 @dcexaminer

The leadership at liberal media outlet @ThinkProgress has told its staff to look for other jobs, as advertising revenue and online contributions have fallen from the past year.

https://tinyurl.com/y6atmxdp

Whatta pity

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT)

161 I'ma gonna try to get some practice in before B'Gal wakes up. BBL, y'all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 11, 2019 10:12 AM (HaL55)

162 White Walker!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:12 AM (KtcMg)

163 153 Also, why I'm going there, what the hell is a "nood" and why are there Corgis?
Posted by: TheHoser

Nood = play on words. New Thread.

Corgis = what it looks like as the Hordians realize a new thread has been put up and they go thundering from the old thread to the new thread.
Looks like a pack of Corgis running down a hall.

AoSHQ's brand of Limbaugh's "Ditto"
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:09 AM (wm53o)

Should we mention the "ettes"? Probably not, huh?

Posted by: Roy at June 11, 2019 10:13 AM (Zct75)

164 Cannabinoids in states where it's legal too. In some professions.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (wm53o)

And put a shadow on your clearance.

Posted by: Robert the Bruce at June 11, 2019 10:13 AM (MwFQu)

165 160 @dcexaminer

The leadership at liberal media outlet @ThinkProgress has told its staff to look for other jobs, as advertising revenue and online contributions have fallen from the past year.

https://tinyurl.com/y6atmxdp

Whatta pity
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT)

Should have supported abortion more.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:13 AM (KUaJL)

166 Paolo, oh Paolo
Wherefore art thou Paolo?

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 10:13 AM (vd8XM)

167 What's plural for 'ninja'

-
Ninja ninja ninja

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)

168 63
Gabbard's only hope is to shine on the debate stage and get a subsequent rise in the polls, which is a good bet. She's smarter and saner than the entire rest of the field (granted, that is a low bar) and she has charm. Don't disregard the charm factor in a field that has very little of it.

But in the end, nobody gets the nom out of the House in this day and age. Remember Bachmann-mania? Yeah, that. Gabbard's the Michele Bachmann of the left.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 11, 2019 09:47 AM

Wasn't Obama pretty unknown and polling fairly low before the Iowa caucuses? What do Democrat voters (not the party leadership) really want in a candidate? Young, at least semi-physically attractive, liberal, and some kind of oppression check mark. Someone like Tulsi could have a good surprise showing in a caucus environment.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (E9+/Z)

169 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FACE AND CAN'T WANDER TOO FAR.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLEESBARGER at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (FTPVM)

170 167 What's plural for 'ninja'

-
Ninja ninja ninja
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)

Mushroom mushroom!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (NWiLs)

171 Chiggers. Just chiggers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (u82oZ)

172 Alternate title: "Incipient Brushfire"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 11, 2019 10:06 AM (CPk0)

....burn ban issued....

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (ykq7q)

173 What's plural for 'ninja'

Ninjalot

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (KtcMg)

174 What's plural for 'ninja'

There is no plural. If you see one you're already dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (fuK7c)

175 CBD, nice picture. Makes me want to know more about the artist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (u82oZ)

176 What's plural for 'ninja'

-
Ninja ninja ninja
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)

There isn't one because nobody lives to see more than one.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (KUaJL)

177 173 What's plural for 'ninja'

Ninjalot
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (KtcMg)

That's their castle.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

178 Many years ago, when Alaska first decriminalized marijuana, the Air Force sent out a memo reminding people that, even if you were off-base, your butt belonged to them, and pot was still illegal under the UCMJ.

Posted by: Robert the Bruce at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (MwFQu)

179
There is no plural. If you see one you're already dead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (fuK7c)

Dammit Bander. Beat me to it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (KUaJL)

180 Should we mention the "ettes"? Probably not, huh?

Posted by: Roy

/whispers

we actually have...WOMEN here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (AM1GF)

181 171 Chiggers. Just chiggers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 10:14 AM (u82oZ)

Ninja, please.

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (7HtZB)

182 Has anyone else noticed how much more hair on his head Joe Biden has now than he did in the 20th century? Do you think he joined the Hair Club for Men? Maybe that's why he spends so much time sniffing women's hair. Maybe the estrogen and pheromones for him is the equivalent of babies' blood for RBG.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (m79Dg)

183 Things that do not lie

Small children
Drunks
Yoga pants

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (1XAal)

184 Dammit Bander. Beat me to it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (KUaJL)

By nanoseconds!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)

185 What's plural for 'ninja'

ninjii

Posted by: monkey at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (FTPVM)

186 There is no plural. If you see one you're already dead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (fuK7c)

So, the only way to know if you've seen one is thath you're dead?
That doesn't seem fair.

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (vd8XM)

187 What's plural for 'ninja'

There is no plural. If you see one you're already dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Except when the Inverse Ninja Rule is invoked, in which case if you see a horde of ninjas, your odds of survival are actually pretty good.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (AM1GF)

188 180 Should we mention the "ettes"? Probably not, huh?

Posted by: Roy

/whispers

we actually have...WOMEN here...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (AM1GF)

EWWWWWWWW!!!!

I mean, um, yeah! Women!

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Corey Booker at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs)

189 Many years ago, when Alaska first decriminalized marijuana, the Air Force sent out a memo reminding people that, even if you were off-base, your butt belonged to them, and pot was still illegal under the UCMJ.
Posted by: Robert the Bruce at June 11, 2019 10:15 AM (MwFQu)

Yeah, and we know how tough the military branches are about drugs, homosexuality, and transgenderism, not to mention women in combat.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2019 10:18 AM (m79Dg)

190 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM (m79Dg)

Hair Plugs and excess Teeth Whitening should automatically disqualify a person for the office of President. Not to mention brain surgery.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:18 AM (KtcMg)

191 Should we mention the "ettes"? Probably not, huh?

Posted by: Roy

/whispers

we actually have...WOMEN here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM

****

And they be HAWT!
Oh, and they can shoot too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:18 AM (axyOa)

192 CNN's New Day BREAKING NEWS Chyron: 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

193 I guess they mean Christian as opposed to bunny rabbit and egg dyeing holiday.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM (2TR6I)

194 Except when the Inverse Ninja Rule is invoked, in which case if you see a horde of ninjas, your odds of survival are actually pretty good.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (AM1GF)

Well that's probably because you're a ninja yourself and have to avenge your master or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM (KUaJL)

195 What's plural for 'ninja'

********

Ninjasses...

...but don't let them hear you calling them that.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM (mvenn)

196 193 I figured that.

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM (AjVAj)

197 Oh, and they can shoot too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:18 AM (axyOa)

Never forget that last part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:20 AM (AZxMX)

198 Pinterest has now suspended Live Action's account claiming their pro-life content is "medically inaccurate information" & "conspiracies" that lead to "violence."

I was never big on Pinterest....

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:20 AM (cF8AT)

199
And that serum test will cost you your job in some professions.
Posted by: CN

Cannabinoids in states where it's legal too. In some professions.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:02 AM (wm53o)

You know the great thing about that? People who have those kind of jobs have the freedom to leave those jobs so they can smoke weed, or they can decide not to smoke weed if they'd rather have that job.

Freedom, baby. God Bless America.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2019 10:20 AM (veoSD)

200 193 I guess they mean Christian as opposed to bunny rabbit and egg dyeing holiday.
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM (2TR6I)

It's when Jesus comes out of the tomb and if he sees his shadow there'll be 6 more weeks of winter.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

201 I think Kamala Harris aligns most closely with where the Democrat base is. She's an urban, middle-aged female, with enough ethnicity to be chic, but not so much as to be threatening. And her signature issues are extremely anti-gun and extremely pro-illegal, which is also where the base is at.

Also, she has access to immense reserves of California Billionaire money. And Obama thinks she's cute.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 10:20 AM (O7MnT)

202 What's plural for 'ninja'
>>>
No need for a plural - if you see one you're dead.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 11, 2019 10:21 AM (6bOIV)

203 CNN's New Day BREAKING NEWS Chyron: 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM

****

That can't be true. I have yet to meet a millennial that knows what "eviscerate" means, much less spell it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:21 AM (axyOa)

204 looks more like a JPG to me

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 11, 2019 10:21 AM (RKQ/v)

205 What's plural for 'ninja'
>>>
No need for a plural - if you see one you're dead.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 11, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs)

206 By nanoseconds!

*fistbump*
Posted by: Bandersnatch

*******

I'm not sure it's a good idea to be fistbumping another ninja. Just sayin'

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:22 AM (mvenn)

207 Yeah, and we know how tough the military branches
are about drugs, homosexuality, and transgenderism, not to mention women
in combat.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2019 10:18 AM (m79Dg)

Three of the four you mention are political decisions.

All I have heard about the military is that they take drug use seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)

208 183 Things that do not lie

Small children
Drunks
Yoga pants
Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 10:17 AM (1XAal)

And at Wal-Mart the yoga pants not only don't lie, they yell.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

209 #NEW National @MorningConsult Poll (6/3-9):

Biden 37%
Sanders 19%
Warren 11%
Buttigieg 7%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 4%
Booker 3%
Klobuchar 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%

Posted by: HA at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (MAstk)

210
The summer morning tiff happened during her breakfast at Tiff's

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (OLCnA)

211 What's plural for 'ninja'
>>>
No need for a plural - if you see one you're dead

Posted by: ImaJoiner at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (ykq7q)

212 In all seriousness, I never noticed the PayPal button up there. Is it just donate what you can? Now I feel like a heel not having done it before for all the reading I do here.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (IDjUx)

213 CNN's New Day BREAKING NEWS Chyron: 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:19 AM

In their sad desperation they've bought a Hyperbole machine like Twitchy and Shapiro have.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (hLRSq)

214 2020 Massachusetts Democratic Primary:

Biden 22%
Warren 10%
Buttigieg 8%
Sanders 6%

Posted by: HA at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (MAstk)

215 Ok, maaaaaaybe Allahpundit is not a total idiot.

Beto On Being At 2% In The Polls: No Early Poll Of The Texas Senate Race Said I Was Going To Win That One Either

Who wants to tell Senator O'Rourke what happened?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)

216 All I have heard about the military is that they take drug use seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)
===

If you are on medication for ADD for example they will absolutely not let you in.

Posted by: Augustine at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (BDZWU)

217 Looks like pixy (@pixymisa) got suspended on twitter...not sure what happened.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)

218 What's plural for 'ninja'
>>>
No need for a plural - if you see one esta muerto, ese!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (NWiLs)

219 201 I think Kamala Harris aligns most closely with where the Democrat base is. She's an urban, middle-aged female, with enough ethnicity to be chic, but not so much as to be threatening. And her signature issues are extremely anti-gun and extremely pro-illegal, which is also where the base is at.

Also, she has access to immense reserves of California Billionaire money. And Obama thinks she's cute.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 11, 2019 10:20 AM

I thought the same thing, and have been surprised how poorly she does in the polls. The hardcore progressives say she's a stealth corporate sell out, and she was an evil district attorney (or state AG?), so maybe that's part of the problem? She's a good compromise politician for their party, but with so many candidates running right now, people don't need to compromise yet.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 11, 2019 10:25 AM (E9+/Z)

220 In all seriousness, I never noticed the PayPal button up there. Is it just donate what you can? Now I feel like a heel not having done it before for all the reading I do here.

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (IDjUx)

There's an EZ pay option, too.

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:25 AM (ykq7q)

221 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

*******

Is there any chance that would finally put an end to the talk of impeachment?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (mvenn)

222 Yoga pants

-
Didja see this? You can yoga and hate on whitey at the same time.

The Seattle Times
@seattletimes
This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart." https://st.news/2I3sbv8

-
"This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

223 Bullock 1%

Posted by: HA at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (MAstk)

Never mind the Bullock here's 1%

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

224 Is there any chance that would finally put an end to the talk of impeachment?

*******

IMPEACH PENCE!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (mvenn)

225 In their sad desperation they've bought a Hyperbole machine like Twitchy and Shapiro have.

What choice did they have? Their Superbole machine failed miserably.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (wW03z)

226 217 Looks like pixy (@pixymisa) got suspended on twitter...not sure what happened.
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)

1. Incompetence
2. Malice
3. Some combination of the above

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

227 Pretty sure Wilkie Collins wrote a book about that woman in the painting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (xSo9G)

228 Praise/Progress report from Michelle"

I can't cut and paste exactly what she sent because I get the pixy red message of doom, so I'll just say that her 19 year old son- who was in a bad car accident and whom we have been praying for- is in rehab after 20 days in the hospital, 17 of which were in the ICU. He is making great strides and is very brave working hard to recover. His hip fracture is too severe for him to come home yet and they are taking it a week at a time and re-evaluating, Michelle and her family are very grateful for the prayers which have kept them going.

Thanks for your prayers, horde .If you have any prayer requests, praise reports or updates please send them to me by 7:00 EST Wednesday morning at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com

Thanks and God bless you for praying!! It's a wonderful thing that people of faith can do for each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (ahS0B)

229 @VP

Great to welcome Baseball Hall of Fame inductee @MarianoRivera to the @WhiteHouse yesterday. Mariano attended the Special Olympics w/ @SecondLady as part of the Presidential Delegation this past year & serves on @realDonaldTrump's Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition.

https://tinyurl.com/y66b7fp3

He'll be an unperson by the end of the day.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT)

230 What's plural for 'ninja'

>>>

No need for a plural - if you see one you're dead

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (q1Pj5)

231
Yoga pants

-
Didja see this? You can yoga and hate on whitey at the same time.

The Seattle Times
@seattletimes
This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart." https://st.news/2I3sbv8

-
"This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

Hating on whitey while engaged in another act of cultural appropriation via yoga. Those brutes!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM (veoSD)

232 Hmmmm. Morning hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM (t6MX/)

233 All I have heard about the military is that they take drug use seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM

*****

Whoa!!! Dude!!!
Guess we better tell the pilot the dudes loaded a Mk 49-B instead of the -A huh!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM (axyOa)

234 IMPEACH PENCE!!!
Posted by: Muldoon

IMPEACH ALL THE THINGS!!!

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM (wW03z)

235 The Seattle Times
@seattletimes
This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart.

LOLGFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM (wm53o)

236 CNN's New Day BREAKING NEWS Chyron: 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Trump won 93 of 99 counties in Iowa.

The unemployment rate there is 2.4%.

Are we done?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (Boy/L)

237 What's plural for 'ninja' --

Mongeese

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (KtcMg)

238 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Unless there is a 12 year old girl in the audience then he might get distracted the whole time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (OLCnA)

239 So, an etiquette question:

A distant friend of mine has a daughter getting married. They are both in WA state, and I am in MI. It is a destination wedding on Victoria Island.

I talked to the friend of mine and she admitted that NONE of her relatives-- or her ex husbands are coming to the wedding. It is in mid July. She then asked me if I wanted to attend with the new husband. We were not part of the original invitation.

Well, we are selling both of our houses and buying a new one. Right about the time that she is having the wedding. In five weeks. It will also cost a minimum of $2,000 for us to attend.

Do we accept or not?

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)

240 He'll be an unperson by the end of the day.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT)

Not in NY! He is beloved, and I doubt this will tarnish his reputation around here, even among the hyper-liberal toads.

Yankees are more important than politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (wYseH)

241 I'm not sure it's a good idea to be fistbumping another ninja. Just sayin'

Ninja approaches ninja wordlessly
Each movement the model of purposely
Neither will bother
Attacking the other
They call it professional courtesy

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)

242 Georgia is the Impeachment State.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (KtcMg)

243 LOLGFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM (wm53o)

I love this place and it's inhabitants!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (q1Pj5)

244 Hemingways favourite easy shot trophy .She needed a pee and a 303 put her out of Africa............Bwanas bint now mounted in his study.

Posted by: saf at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (5IHGB)

245 This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart.

Wild Ass Guess: Laura Humpf is whiter than a polar bear eating cottage cheese in a snow storm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (Boy/L)

246 Hicken is going to drop out after the initial debates but Looper plans to stay in until Super Tuesday

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (mvenn)

247 He'll be an unperson by the end of the day.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT)

Unless he renounces "all things Trump"....yeah.

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:31 AM (ykq7q)

248 238 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Unless there is a 12 year old girl in the audience then he might get distracted the whole time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (OLCnA)

"Let me now discuss President Trump's...gosh, you're a cutie, how'd you like a hug? Come to Uncle Joe..."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

249 Klobuchar 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
---------

Should i know who these people are?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:31 AM (xSo9G)

250 Yoga pants

-
Didja see this? You can yoga and hate on whitey at the same time.

The Seattle Times
@seattletimes
This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart." https://st.news/2I3sbv8

-
"This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

Hating on whitey while engaged in another act of cultural appropriation via yoga. Those brutes!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2019 10:28 AM

Heh. Stupid instructor probably doesn't realize that the gym is owned by an Asian dude.
And WTF kinda name is Humph? No wonder she has a chip on her shoulder.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:31 AM (axyOa)

251 Shibumi,

The PNW is an amazing place in the summertime. It will be outta this world gorgeous.

You could treat this as a second honeymoon. You and Bozo deserve the chance to adventure together and this gives you a perfect excuse.

GO!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:31 AM (d7Ww2)

252 56 >>Who'd she have a 'tiff' with?
The guy standing next to his horse at the top of the painting, just above the dog.
Posted by: JackStraw

* enlarges larger picture *

WHOA!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (E9ede)

253 Above all else, people long to be free and have the liberty to make their own choices. There are very few people in the world who would choose more government for less freedom.

I hope Democrats are watching what is going on in Hong Kong. Nothing better illustrates the consequences of despotism.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (VpIIl)

254 Hullo

Can't believe I fell back to sleep this morning.

Posted by: Delaforce at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (rj3Fu)

255 I'm thinking about entering the 21st Century & buying a tablet. Anyone have a Kindle Fire? Thoughts?

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (7HtZB)

256 Damn. Looks like it's hot on that hillside. The sun is so bright and the shade from her hat so dark, you know it's got to be scorching.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (ClOmq)

257 I love this place and it's inhabitants!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (q1Pj5)

*its

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

258 A distant friend of mine has a daughter getting married.

Nope.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Boy/L)

259 Italked to the friend of mine and she admitted that NONE of her relatives-- or her ex husbands are coming to the wedding.

Well, we are selling both of our houses and buying a new one. Right about the time that she is having the wedding. In five weeks. It will also cost a minimum of $2,000 for us to attend.

Do we accept or not?
Posted by: shibumi

No. Not required.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (wm53o)

260 The Seattle Times
@seattletimes
This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart.

Do they skin themselves to remove their whiteness?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (OLCnA)

261 A Summer Morning jpeg

Posted by: espanostifer at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (cuOYC)

262 "A distant friend of mine"
...
"a minimum of $2,000"
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)

The operative words have been bolded for your convenience!

Posted by: Financial Expert Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (AZxMX)

263 "Oh, and they can shoot too."
_______

Longbow? Crossbow? Maybe a .45, or even 9mm?

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (cn3ZE)

264
Well, we are selling both of our houses and buying a new one. Right about the time that she is having the wedding. In five weeks. It will also cost a minimum of $2,000 for us to attend.

Do we accept or not?

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)

Given the situation that you described, my reaction would be LOLGFY. But I'm a shrivelled misanthropic curmudgeon.

A polite no, with best wishes seems appropriate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2019 10:33 AM (veoSD)

265 245 This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart.

Wild Ass Guess: Laura Humpf is whiter than a polar bear eating cottage cheese in a snow storm.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (Boy/L)

Yep. Pale as cotton and comes complete with ironic eyewear and baffling tattoos.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

266 236 CNN's New Day BREAKING NEWS Chyron: 'Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech'

Trump won 93 of 99 counties in Iowa.

The unemployment rate there is 2.4%.

Are we done?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM

At least in the Des Moines area, there are "hiring" signs everywhere, and starting wages have risen quickly, too. Lots of fast food places advertising $11-$12/hr starting, when it was closer to $9 just a couple years ago.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 11, 2019 10:33 AM (E9+/Z)

267 Polls. Hold it...isn't Swalwell running too?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:33 AM (xSo9G)

268 "This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

Stolen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2019 10:33 AM (t6MX/)

269 A Summer Morning Tiff by: Muldoon

I laughed. The perfect art critique for this pic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 11, 2019 10:33 AM (E9ede)

270 What's plural for 'ninja' --

Ninjorum

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (Boy/L)

271 don't be sad, the Raptors got this. So sick of Saint Stef Curry.
Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2019 10:01 AM (2TR6I)

Same here; fuck their dickweed fan base in particular. Nurse fucked up with that timeout last night. Kawhi was in kill mode and the Warriors were gassed and on their heels. Major opportunity blown.

It probably doesn't matter anyway because Toronto still has tons of bodies to toss at Curry and Thompson knowing the others won't beat them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (y7DUB)

272
I love this place and it's inhabitants!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (q1Pj5)

*its

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

Generally. Their be some exceptions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (q1Pj5)

273 265 245 This spring, yoga instructor Laura Humpf publicized an "Undoing Whiteness" yoga class at Rainier Beach Yoga, geared toward white people wishing to "unpack the harmful ways white supremacy is embedded" in their "body, mind and heart.

People are stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)

274 Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech

They misspelled "gum". Tough to do.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (wW03z)

275 Well, we are selling both of our houses and buying a new one. Right about the time that she is having the wedding. In five weeks. It will also cost a minimum of $2,000 for us to attend.

Do we accept or not?

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)

They weren't expecting you to attend in the first place. The sentimental me says they just wanted to be polite & send an invite. The cynic says they just want you to send a gift anyway.

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (7HtZB)

276 Jeez you morons.
It's ninjis.
Use haiku!

The ninji comes soon
You know not when he gets here
Ha! Ninji was she!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)

277 Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)

Distant friend?....fishing for gifts....send a card.

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (ykq7q)

278 I love this place and it's inhabitants!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (q1Pj5)

*its

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

An AoSHQ site assessment in two posts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (AZxMX)

279 Generally. Their be some exceptions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (q1Pj5)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)

280 In all seriousness, I never noticed the PayPal button up there. Is it just donate what you can? Now I feel like a heel not having done it before for all the reading I do here.
Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM (IDjUx)

===

No two dollar bills accepted!

(I don't mean to keep picking on Canada but I take a lot of crap around here because of where I live, so...)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (EZebt)

281 Half my family is from Iowa. They wouldn't vote for Biden if you threatened to throw them in the Combine.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2019 10:35 AM (VpIIl)

282 NONE of her relatives-- or her ex husbands

That there is also dispositive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (Boy/L)

283 Destination weddings are a pet peeve of mine. 100 percent decline.

Posted by: NCKate at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (cWedi)

284 Victoria is on Vancouver Island , in Canada land.

you'll need a passport.

and the weeding is an excuse to go and have fun together. you're not really going for them, you're going to enjoy an adventure together.

and because you're traveling, a gift is really not all that necessary. a card will do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (d7Ww2)

285 191 Should we mention the "ettes"? Probably not, huh?

Posted by: Roy

/whispers

we actually have...WOMEN here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 11, 2019 10:16 AM

****

And they be HAWT!

Oh, and they can shoot too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:18 AM (axyOa)

I'm aware of the 'Ettes - I keep trying to get my wife to read and post here. She's far more intelligent (not that I set a high bar).

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (IDjUx)

286 Klobuchar 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
---------

Should i know who these people are?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

This'll put it in perspective:

Klobuchar 2%
Bennet 1%
Bullock 1%
rickb223 0%

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (wm53o)

287 I take a lot of crap around here because of where I live, so...)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (EZebt)

Well, yeah, the streets are paved in it!

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (7HtZB)

288 @paulsperry_ 3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary interpreting DOJ letter to mean special prosecutor Durham investigating crimes incl false statements, classified leaks, falsified FISA affidavits & illegal domestic spying by CIA. Foreign intel agencies under review incl UK & Austr

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (cF8AT)

289 "Biden to Eviscerate Trump Today in Iowa Speech "

*Biden looks up word. Dumb look on face*

*takes nap*

*shits his Depends*

Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (VpIIl)

290 I love this place and it's inhabitants!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (q1Pj5)

*its

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

An AoSHQ site assessment in two posts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (AZxMX)

Nothing but Morons and Nazis

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (aS1PU)

291 I liked the ex-husbands (plural) bit especially. Is the kid's father going to the wedding? Or am I too traditional in my thinking?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (Boy/L)

292 Half my family is from Iowa. They wouldn't vote for Biden if you threatened to throw them in the Combine.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2019 10:35 AM (VpIIl)

______

Except for my crazy lib sister my family is the same way. IPspouse is warming up to the new Trump world lately too. ::gasp!:::

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (cn3ZE)

293 Yoga person. That's her at the doorway, and some of her class:
http://tinyurl.com/y2gfflaq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G)

294
Do we accept or not?

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM

A.) put on your new red hat
2.) take selfie
III.) send

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (ceIDk)

295 All I have heard about the military is that they take drug use seriously.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)

Their crackdown in Vietnam proved that!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2019 10:38 AM (m79Dg)

296 Generally. Their be some exceptions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (q1Pj5)

Uh its supposed to be they're.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:38 AM (KtcMg)

297 Distant friend?....fishing for gifts....send a card.
Posted by: BignJames

Put a Chik Fil A gift card in it

Posted by: Bruce at June 11, 2019 10:38 AM (vd8XM)

298 Do we accept or not?
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)
~~~~~

No. Send regrets along with a nice gift and a check.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 11, 2019 10:38 AM (NtglE)

299 293 Yoga person. That's her at the doorway, and some of her class:
http://tinyurl.com/y2gfflaq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G)

Welcome to the freakshow.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:39 AM (NWiLs)

300 "This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

The Left has a very large contingent of neurotic women. As does the media.*

*Some of these neurotic Lefty women are males.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2019 10:39 AM (hLRSq)

301 So Roberts is Australian.

His painting Shearing the Sheep is drenched in testosterone.

If painted today it would make SJWs and PETAs fanatics sprint for their safe room and multiple bong hits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2019 10:39 AM (u82oZ)

302 In all seriousness, I never noticed the PayPal button up there. Is it just donate what you can? Now I feel like a heel not having done it before for all the reading I do here.
Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:24 AM

****

And Ace loves Loonies!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (axyOa)

303 300 "This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

The Left has a very large contingent of neurotic women. As does the media.*

*Some of these neurotic Lefty women are males.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2019 10:39 AM (hLRSq)

I think it was Hitchens who called them "lesbians of both sexes."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

304 Do we accept or not?
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)

_____

Pass, send a nice card and best wishes. Maybe a Crate and Barrel gift card.Sign it on behalf of the Hoard?

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (cn3ZE)

305 @paulsperry_ 3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary interpreting DOJ letter to mean special prosecutor Durham investigating crimes incl false statements, classified leaks, falsified FISA affidavits & illegal domestic spying by CIA. Foreign intel agencies under review incl UK & Austr

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:36 AM (cF8AT)

The Deep State reviews plans to issue as many as two severe wrist slaps to errant employees for the lack of candor uncovered by the United States Attorney John Durham.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (AZxMX)

306 If a secretive Japanese warrior placed a wager predicting an Israeli would be elected prime minister would that be a...

...Ninja man bettin' on Jew?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (mvenn)

307 *its

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (t6MX/)

308 yall don't get it.

they should go for THEM, not the weeding. the "blessed event" is an excuse to go and enjoy being together in a beautiful part of the planet.

Victoria is a really pretty city. you have to take a ferry to get there and you usually see whales this time of year. the mountains are spectacular and the weather is mild.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (d7Ww2)

309 Yoga person. That's her at the doorway

Fat, dumpy lesbians. Never saw that coming.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (Boy/L)

310 BREAKING: Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary interpreting DOJ letter to mean special prosecutor Durham investigating crimes incl false statements, classified leaks, falsified FISA affidavits & illegal domestic spying by CIA. Foreign intel agencies under review incl UK & Austr.

TRANSLATION:
BREAKING: Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary begins to figure out what every commentator and reader of a certain smart military blog figured out 10 minutes after Durham's appointment was announced.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)

311 @RepMattGaetz

How much money does @JohnWDean make off of...

Book deals?

Political stunts?

CNN appearances?

…accusing people of being Richard Nixon?

(A clip from the Dean hearing...)

https://tinyurl.com/y3ramxml

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

312 Do we accept or not?
-----------------------
By a nice present for the Bride. Something around $50-$60. Enclose a nice note regarding the couple's life together and politely demur that your plans prevent you from attending. If you like this person buy a nice serving dish or something. If not, than a cheese platter with knife that you find in Goodwill will do. Make sure the cheese platter features the 1970s color schemes of popular shag carpeting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 11, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)

313 Do we accept or not?
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:29 AM (sktRI)
~~~~~

No. Send regrets along with a nice gift and a check.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 11, 2019 10:38 AM

*****

All that said, Victoria is one of my favorite cities in all the world. Beautiful place. It is worth going just to see the place. But for a wedding, is there free beer?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:42 AM (axyOa)

314 " All I have heard about the military is that they take drug use seriously."

They have, especially with today's battle tempo.

I walk by a guy every day looking for change. I've verified he's a OIF Vet with a bad discharge for drug use. Ask him if they take it seriously.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2019 10:42 AM (VpIIl)

315 Generally. Their be some exceptions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2019 10:34 AM (q1Pj5)

Uh its supposed to be they're.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 10:38 AM (KtcMg)

There*

*Per pirate dictionary

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:42 AM (AZxMX)

316 Tiff is not TIFT. Geeze.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 11, 2019 10:43 AM (xZjSg)

317 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (d7Ww2)

If they're adults, why do they need "excuses" to do anything?

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:43 AM (ykq7q)

318 Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary interpreting DOJ letter to mean special prosecutor Durham..

-------
I haven't seen anything that causes me to think Durham is 'mean'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:43 AM (xSo9G)

319 "But for a wedding, is there free beer?"
______

Its happening in Canada.. that's kind of a given isn't it?

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:43 AM (cn3ZE)

320 NPR has gone radio silent this AM on John Dean, since they couldn't come up with anything he said that was of interest, and wanted to avoid the asskicking delivered unto him by the Republicans.

But even more significant was host Steve Inskeep's interview of Prof. Jonathan Turley, which culminated in the Prof layin' some learnin' on Steverino about the obstruction case, to wit:

The Comey firing is a dead letter - legit and widely recommended and before the inquiry began anyway, and...

The attempted "firing" of Mueller was no such thing, as PDJT actually told the WH Attorney to complain to Rosenstein about Mueller's conflicts of interest - a "perfectly legitimate" thing for a defendant to do!

Boom, that interview was over toot sweet as they say!! Amazing how Inskeep was caught flat footed by reality, a reality every reader of this here blog has known for months! This was immediately followed by a pledge drive featuring a young lady preening about how on NPR you get the details, not just the headlines. She really should have added ".., eventually".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 11, 2019 10:43 AM (CxApx)

321 Yoga person. That's her at the doorway, and some of her class:
http://tinyurl.com/y2gfflaq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G)

Little Dutch Boy: No, just no. Not even on a bet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2019 10:44 AM (OLCnA)

322 If they're adults, why do they need "excuses" to do anything?
Posted by: BignJames

because sometimes, if you're frugal like I am, you need an "excuse" to blow that kind of money on yourselves.

the weeding lasts for a half a day. they can go for 3-4 and have an exceptional experience together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:44 AM (d7Ww2)

323 all these random media outlets tightening belts and going BK

no ad revenue? ad revenue shortfalls?

NET NEUTRALITY repeal has made their ad model unprofitable!

this was a win - perhaps a small step into the rats' nest of graft that makes up the American Left, but a very pleasant result to watch.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2019 10:45 AM (Rarvo)

324 CNN says the "evisceration" will be because Biden calls Trump an "existential threat" to the country, akin to terrorism or Chinese nukes.

Will he have his ""United!" sign behind him when he does that?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 11, 2019 10:45 AM (LISuA)

325 Do we accept or not?
=====

NO! Just had this conversation with my kids and reminded them that they could have their photo-perfect Farcebook weddings without me. If you want to celebrate with family and friends, do it where everyone can attend. If you want a photo-op, do whatever you want but without background family.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2019 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

326 Its happening in Canada.. that's kind of a given isn't it?

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:43 AM

****

One would think. But....
If not, go to the Bengal Room at The Empress Hotel on the harbor. Get the classic gin martini.
The earth will move.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:46 AM (axyOa)

327 Bonus points. If you are closing two houses and buying one I am sure there are ample re-gifting things that need to be disposed of.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 11, 2019 10:46 AM (2LelM)

328 "the weeding lasts for a half a day. they can go for 3-4 and have an exceptional experience together."

Well, in fairness, weeding can take some time based on how many need to be pulled.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 11, 2019 10:46 AM (VpIIl)

329 79
Alternate Title: "That Single Terrifying Moment When You Realize That
Storming Off Into The Woods In A Huff Has Resulted in You Becoming
Disoriented To The Point That You Can No Longer Find Your Way Back To
The Lodge And Nightfall Is Coming"

Too wordy?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019
*
*
. . .
Alternate title:

"Lordy, I'm in Trouble Now"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 11, 2019 10:46 AM (ClOmq)

330 The yoga person looks like the champion biker tranny professor guy

Posted by: NCKate at June 11, 2019 10:46 AM (cWedi)

331 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:40 AM (d7Ww2)

Seriously nurse, in mellower circumstances I'd agree, but they have a lot of other stuff going on in their life right now, and this could potentially impact their personal immediate plans.
Victoria will be there for a while!
So no!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:46 AM (AZxMX)

332 I liked the ex-husbands (plural) bit especially. Is the kid's father going to the wedding? Or am I too traditional in my thinking?

LOL. I am not a morning person, so many apologies for being unclear.

There is ONE ex husband, the father. He is not attending. The kids he had with his second wife are not attending, nor is his second ex or his current wife, number three, who I think is younger than his daughter who is getting married.

I have been to Victoria before and it is lovely. But the husband has limited vacation days, so it will be a Friday to Sunday thing that will include a two hour ferry ride, customs and a three and a half hour plane ride. Lodgings will be expensive since that's a popular weekend there.

The positive side is that there is a cross dressing, maybe trans bridesmaid.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:47 AM (sktRI)

333 Alternate title:

"Lordy, I'm in Trouble Now"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*********

Ah, that's better! Amazing what a good editor can do for overblown prose.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:47 AM (mvenn)

334 So, an etiquette question:

A distant friend of mine has a daughter getting married. They are both in WA state, and I am in MI. It is a destination wedding on Victoria Island.

I talked to the friend of mine and she admitted that NONE of her relatives-- or her ex husbands are coming to the wedding. It is in mid July. She then asked me if I wanted to attend with the new husband. We were not part of the original invitation.

Well, we are selling both of our houses and buying a new one. Right about the time that she is having the wedding. In five weeks. It will also cost a minimum of $2,000 for us to attend.

Do we accept or not?
Posted by: shibumi

NOPE !

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 10:48 AM (83K60)

335 because sometimes, if you're frugal like I am, you need an "excuse" to blow that kind of money on yourselves.

the weeding lasts for a half a day. they can go for 3-4 and have an exceptional experience together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:44 AM (d7Ww2) 10:46 AM (AZxMX)

In theory, I agree but...doesn't sound like they're that close to the family and...closing on 2 houses and buying a new one might not be the best time to spend $2000+ no matter the destination.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2019 10:49 AM (cF8AT)

336 244 Hemingways favourite easy shot trophy .She needed a pee and a 303 put her out of Africa............Bwanas bint now mounted in his study.
Posted by: saf at June 11, 2019 10:30 AM (5IHGB

========
This is not QUITE authentic frontier gibberish, but it'll do in a pinch.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 11, 2019 10:49 AM (HjswO)

337 Yoga person. That's her at the doorway, and some of her class:
http://tinyurl.com/y2gfflaq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G)

Yeah, that just cries out mental issues (Issues? Maybe lifetime subscription.) and someone wanting to take something minor and blow it up into OMG It's a TREND!" Sort of like the Birthstriker thing Ace posted about yesterday. It consists of 300 people and in the USA that is literally one in a million.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2019 10:49 AM (hLRSq)

338 Also... the husband is not that keen on going, and I am neutral at best. Plus we are both not into big events, and this is about 100 people, 99 of which we will not know.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:49 AM (sktRI)

339 LOL see Instapundit for the Biden flip flop on China(I guess Russia,Russia,Russia is over)

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (AjVAj)

340 The positive side is that there is a cross dressing, maybe trans bridesmaid.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:47 AM (sktRI)

SO, you left out the most IMPORTANT point, you simply MUST go my dear, it will be FABULOUS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (AZxMX)

341 "The positive side is that there is a cross dressing, maybe trans bridesmaid."
______
There's/Theirs/They'res gonna be at least one surprised groomsman if they aren't warned.

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (cn3ZE)

342 CNN says the "evisceration" will be because Biden calls Trump an "existential threat" to the country, akin to terrorism or Chinese nukes.

1. Terrorism is not an existential threat. As PJ O'Rourke once said--winners have air forces, losers hijack planes.

2. Two weeks ago, Biden said China was not a threat. And why Chinese nukes and not Russian nukes? Is he colluding?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Boy/L)

343 Comfortably Smug says Ralph Northam is the new "face of the Democrat Party".

heh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (LISuA)

344 shibumi,

whatever you decide, do NOT let it be guilt driven.

if you want to go for yourselves, then go.

if you don't, then send a card. don't go for some folks who invited you as an afterthought.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (d7Ww2)

345 What happened to the Ephod and Urim and Thummim? Not mentioned after the death of David. We could use them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (0v57o)

346 trans bridesmaid.
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:47 AM (sktRI)

A bridesmate?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2019 10:51 AM (P4ykw)

347 There is ONE ex husband, the father. He is not attending.

If blood isn't attending, there is no requirement on friends to attend. Distant OR close.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:51 AM (wm53o)

348 300 "This pose is called Downward Running Dog Lackey of the Bourgeoisie."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

The Left has a very large contingent of neurotic women. As does the media.*

*Some of these neurotic Lefty women are males.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2019 10:39 AM (hLRSq)

After downward facing running dog of the bourgeoisie switch smoothly to paper tiger of imperialism greets the sun and then onto vanguard of the proletariat destroys vestiges of capitalism.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 11, 2019 10:51 AM (JgA4k)

349 324 CNN says the "evisceration" will be because Biden calls Trump an "existential threat" to the country, akin to terrorism or Chinese nukes.
..

OMG, can't wait!

My panty's are moist!

Posted by: DRUDGE at June 11, 2019 10:51 AM (MAstk)

350 We were not part of the original invitation.

Well, that kinda says it all right there.

Just fly into Seattle and go beer drinking with Nurse and the Hordlings.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:52 AM (axyOa)

351 There's/Theirs/They'res gonna be at least one surprised groomsman if they aren't warned.

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (cn3ZE)

Herb Tarlick

Posted by: BignJames at June 11, 2019 10:52 AM (ykq7q)

352 Boom, that interview was over toot sweet as they say!!

Pro Tip: Don't use that phrasin a post after the blog proprietor is awake.

Posted by: B*l*a*z*e*r at June 11, 2019 10:52 AM (2P2BG)

353 trans bridesmaid.
Posted by: shibumi

A bridesmate?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

******

A bridesmaybe

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2019 10:52 AM (mvenn)

354 'No', to the wedding. No one could be rationally disappointed in someone from Michigan not showing up in Vancouver for the wedding of a daughter. Especially a non-relative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (xSo9G)

355 There is ONE ex husband, the father. He is not attending.
If blood isn't attending, there is no requirement on friends to attend. Distant OR close.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 10:51 AM (wm53o)

That's quite a "tell", and they've already got 99 people attending, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (AZxMX)

356 trans bridesmaid.
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:47 AM (sktRI)

A bridesmate?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2019 10:51 AM

***

Bridesman?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (axyOa)

357 whatever you decide, do NOT let it be guilt driven.

if you want to go for yourselves, then go.

if you don't, then send a card. don't go for some folks who invited you as an afterthought.

Thank you Nurse Ratched. I am annoyed by the afterthought part of it. As in "you're invited becuase the first string have turned us down."

They are asking for money towards a honeymoon, money towards a sleep number bed or money for a couch. Something called "Zola." Whatever.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (sktRI)

358 A bridesmate?
..

A bridesmale.

Posted by: wut at June 11, 2019 10:54 AM (MAstk)

359 Bridesman?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (axyOa)

That would leave the complimentary groomsmaid....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (P4ykw)

360 Ya know.... We could all go. Imagine a couple hundred rons' and ettes' invading Canada? Think outside the box, what could go wrong?

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (cn3ZE)

361 Tranny bridesmade = dude???

Posted by: Yo! at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (1XAal)

362 NPR has gone radio silent this AM on John Dean"

Yeah, 'bout that - ol' Deanaroonie was the topic du jour on much of the broadcast "newz"... and suddenly, nothing.

Nada. Not even a mention. Or even a notice on the screen crawl...

I laughed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (6qErC)

363 Just fly into Seattle and go beer drinking with Nurse and the Hordlings when it is convenient for the two of YOU.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:52 AM (axyOa)

Final comment, chores call, play nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (AZxMX)

364 293 Yoga person. That's her at the doorway, and some of her class:
http://tinyurl.com/y2gfflaq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 10:37 AM (xSo9G

-=======
My lack of surprise is near infinite.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (HjswO)

365 Sounds like they are looking to fill up seats at this point and unless its a side event for a trip the two of you are planning for yourself its a HARD PASS.

It sounds like it could be a train wreck shit show that if you had fuck you money would be worth a day of entertainment, but I wouldn't waste vacation days or your own personal vacation funds on it.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: H Badger at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (n/0Nw)

366 Also... the husband is not that keen on going, and I am neutral at best. Plus we are both not into big events, and this is about 100 people, 99 of which we will not know.
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:49 AM

Consider it a rare opportunity to bust out of the INTJ box.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (2P2BG)

367 perhaps a LOLgetf*cked hat would suffice as a gift.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (d7Ww2)

368 342 CNN says the "evisceration" will be because Biden calls Trump an "existential threat" to the country, akin to terrorism or Chinese nukes.

1. Terrorism is not an existential threat. As PJ O'Rourke once said--winners have air forces, losers hijack planes.

2. Two weeks ago, Biden said China was not a threat. And why Chinese nukes and not Russian nukes? Is he colluding?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Boy/L)

Isn't that counting your hatches before they chicken?

Besides we're talking Joe Biden here, which leaves me confident he'll eviscerate himself.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (JgA4k)

369 Bridesman?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (axyOa)

That would leave the complimentary groomsmaid....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM

****

Ya know...maybe we need a Horde crashing of the wedding? None of us were on the original invitation list...or any list for that matter.
Might be fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:56 AM (axyOa)

370 Ralph Northam is the new "face of the Democrat Party".

More like Ed Norton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2019 10:56 AM (FwN37)

371 They are asking for money towards a honeymoon, money
towards a sleep number bed or money for a couch. Something called
"Zola." Whatever.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019
*
*
Zut alors!

Posted by: Emile Z. at June 11, 2019 10:56 AM (ClOmq)

372 That's quite a "tell", and they've already got 99 people attending, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 11, 2019 10:53 AM (AZxMX)

They got 99 people, but shibumi ain't one

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

373 Hi Insom!

SMOOCH!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:57 AM (d7Ww2)

374 I think we might have some here on a list or two Diogenes.. just a hunch.

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:57 AM (cn3ZE)

375 the wedding? None of us were on the original invitation list...or any list for that matter.
Might be fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:56 AM (axyOa)

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully we--"

"-- NOOOOD!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2019 10:57 AM (P4ykw)

376 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

377 Besides we're talking Joe Biden here, which leaves me confident he'll eviscerate himself.
Posted by: Northern Lurker
----------

"It's great to be here in the Cornhusker state!"

Posted by: Joey B. at June 11, 2019 10:58 AM (xSo9G)

378 I looked at the PayPal option, but it doesn't take beaver pelts.

Can I just send in a ridiculously stupid prime minister instead?

Posted by: TheHoser at June 11, 2019 10:58 AM (IDjUx)

379 IP...I like how you're thinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:58 AM (axyOa)

380 They are asking for money towards a honeymoon, money towards a sleep number bed or money for a couch. Something called "Zola." Whatever.
Posted by: shibumi

Send them two wet cats.

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 10:58 AM (83K60)

381 362
NPR has gone radio silent this AM on John Dean"

Yeah, 'bout that - ol' Deanaroonie was the topic du jour on much of the broadcast "newz"... and suddenly, nothing.

Nada. Not even a mention. Or even a notice on the screen crawl...

I laughed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2019
*
*
. . .
Maybe NPR and the other MSM liars found that Dean wouldn't trash Trump, or wouldn't do it hard enough. So they moved on.

Posted by: Emile Z. at June 11, 2019 10:58 AM (ClOmq)

382 Imagine a couple hundred rons' and ettes' invading Canada?"

War Plan... sorta Red?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2019 10:58 AM (6qErC)

383 Tranny bridesmade = dude???

Yes. And his mother is pissed about it.

My friend (die hard liberal like everyone I know) is proud that the bridesmaids are "diverse."

For entertainment purposes only, here is the Shibumi version of "their story" that is posted online:

Insecure Matt was set up
with Becky and was so desperate to have a girlfriend that he refused
viable job offers to stay with her. Eventually, she
gave in and found she had a taste for soy and chubby plaid. Becky spent
the next several years begging him to marry her. He finally relented
when it was apparent she could support him and afford plenty of beard
wax. They are having an inconvenient destination
on an unfortunate date in another country that is not in the Caribbean.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2019 10:59 AM (sktRI)

384 "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully we--"

"-- NOOOOD!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2019 10:57 AM

****

100 Quatloos he's nails her in the limo!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2019 10:59 AM (axyOa)

385 we could all go stay with Alberta Oil Peon

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 10:59 AM (d7Ww2)

386
"It's great to be here in the Cornhusker state!"
Posted by: Joey B.
-----------

"Chuck, stand up, let 'em see you...."

Posted by: Joey B. at June 11, 2019 10:59 AM (xSo9G)

387 Shibumi, I wouldn't even consider attending that wedding if I were you, especially with that mockery of a bridesmaid. Ick. Save your time and money and Bozo's vacation time for something you really want to do.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2019 11:00 AM (4RipO)

388 Woof...divorced or one dead within 2 years.

YIKES!

Posted by: H Badger at June 11, 2019 11:01 AM (n/0Nw)

389 that marriage will last about 18 months

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 11:01 AM (d7Ww2)

390 389 that marriage will last about 18 months
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 11:01 AM (d7Ww2)

Whatever do you mean? Sounds solid to me...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2019 11:02 AM (NWiLs)

391 nude monkey

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2019 11:02 AM (d7Ww2)

392 Ready for another long Summer vacay.

On the taxpayer's dime!

Posted by: RBG at June 11, 2019 11:02 AM (MAstk)

393 1. Rent a party bus for taking the Hoard to Victoria for a wedding
2. ???3. Interwebs Legend
We'd be more famous than Amos I tell ya...

Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 11:02 AM (cn3ZE)

394 Technically speaking, Canada would be War Plan Crimson.

Which disturbs me as a Bama grad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Boy/L)

395 174 What's plural for 'ninja'

There is no plural. If you see one you're already dead.

I see you're a Vetran of 'Ask a Ninja' on YouBoob....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 11, 2019 11:04 AM (67aEn)

396 310 BREAKING: Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary interpreting DOJ letter to mean special prosecutor Durham investigating crimes incl false statements, classified leaks, falsified FISA affidavits & illegal domestic spying by CIA. Foreign intel agencies under review incl UK & Austr.

TRANSLATION:
BREAKING: Rep. John Ratcliffe of House Judiciary begins to figure out what every commentator and reader of a certain smart military blog figured out 10 minutes after Durham's appointment was announced.

-------

I'm still not sure of the "plan" between Trump, Sessions and Rosenstein. It seems like Barr and this Durham guy are more of an afterthought.

Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2019 11:06 AM (I5LRE)

397 I find the concept of asking for gifts / registering for gifts to be very uncomfortable.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 11, 2019 11:06 AM (KtcMg)

398 360 Ya know.... We could all go. Imagine a couple hundred rons' and ettes' invading Canada? Think outside the box, what could go wrong?
Posted by: IP at June 11, 2019 10:55 AM (cn3ZE)

Canada mistakes it for an invasion, sends all 37 soldiers of its military to stop them. They discover it's just a bunch of weirdos getting drunk and talking guns, and join the fun. Seeing their brave defenders subverted, PM Weenie flees to France to lead a government in exile. Canada becomes Moronistan without a shot.

Why's that bad? Because then we'd actually have to govern Canada.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 11, 2019 11:07 AM (J+mig)

399 Sounds like this wedding will have a "surprise" dance number.

Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2019 11:08 AM (I5LRE)

400 What's plural for 'ninja'

There is no plural. If you see one you're already dead.

I see you're a Vetran of 'Ask a Ninja' on YouBoob....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 11, 2019 11:04 AM (67aEn)

Depends on the genre. If they're action movie ninjas. You'be got to consider the Inverse Ninja Law, where large mobs of ninjas are incompetent trash mooks, but one or two is a dire threat to entire armies.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 11, 2019 11:09 AM (J+mig)

401 NOOD monkey

Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2019 11:11 AM (I5LRE)

402 Why's that bad? Because then we'd actually have to govern Canada.
Posted by: Cato
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Piece of cake. Install AOP as PM, expand his authority to Absolute, *bam*, Bob's yer uncle. Prosperity, happiness, and booming oil econmy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2019 11:12 AM (xSo9G)

403 Tranny Bridesmaid certainly changes the math.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 11, 2019 11:13 AM (2LelM)

404 Imagine a couple hundred rons' and ettes' invading Canada?"

War Plan... sorta Red?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Canadian Bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2019 11:15 AM (wm53o)

405 "Imagine a couple hundred rons' and ettes' invading Canada?"

War Plan... sorta Red?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Canadian Bacon."

More like a gaggle of Corgi's chasing a dropped hotdog fetched by a Yorkie....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 11, 2019 11:29 AM (67aEn)

406 Who is she mad at?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 11, 2019 11:37 AM (QMwOT)

407 334 So, an etiquette question:

A distant friend of mine has a daughter getting married. They are both in WA state, and I am in MI. It is a destination wedding on Victoria Island.

I talked to the friend of mine and she admitted that NONE of her relatives-- or her ex husbands are coming to the wedding. It is in mid July. She then asked me if I wanted to attend with the new husband. We were not part of the original invitation.

Well, we are selling both of our houses and buying a new one. Right about the time that she is having the wedding. In five weeks. It will also cost a minimum of $2,000 for us to attend.

Do we accept or not?
Posted by: shibumi

NOPE !
Posted by: JT at June 11, 2019 10:48 AM (83K60)

San Juans are nice in the summer. Take the flight, have some wedding cake and use the WA state ferries to enjoy the islands.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 11, 2019 11:42 AM (QMwOT)

408 Now where are they having their Picnic?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 11, 2019 06:39 PM (wGqjj)

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