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Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: It's Crazy, We're Only Now Getting "Casual Tornadoes," This is a Sign of Global Warming
Metereologist: We Have Tornadoes Every Year, Dum-Dum
The person telling me about this tip said "She sounds like a six-year-old."
"The climate crisis is real y'all," she said. "Guess we're at casual tornadoes in growing regions of the country?" "Other regions deal with wildfires, tornadoes, droughts, etc. But ALL of these threats will be increasing in intensity as climate crisis grows and we fail to act appropriately," she said.A metereologist told her to shut her donkey-brained mouth.
"The climate crisis is real y'all ...guess we're at casual tornadoes in growing regions of the country," she later wrote on Instagram. Meteorologist Ryan Maue, though, argued that she was confusing climate change with "weather" in the capital region. 'The Congresswoman @AOC does not know the difference between weather and climate," wrote Maue. "Let's try an easy analogy: Weather is what outfit you wear heading out the door. Climate is your closet wardrobe."Oh, and remember when Republicans criticized her for spreading the fearmongering #FakeNews that the world was going to end in 12 years? She said that only someone with the intelligence of a "sea sponge" would take her hysterical rantings "literally." Well, they ran a poll, and it turns out that the overwhelming majority of Democrats have the intelligence of sea sponges: 67% believe that the world will literally end due to climate #FanFiction in 12 years. Video of her freaking out below. The person telling me about this tip said "She sounds like a six-year-old." I honestly think she might be slightly brain-damaged.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 05:41 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 05:41 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 05:41 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2019 05:42 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 05:42 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 05:42 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (bkUtD)
They wear sneakers instead of dress shoes?
And don't leave as big a footprint?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (jYEmF)
Late May, and it's STILL snowing in many parts of the country. This is insane.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)
With suede patches on the elbows. They also smoke pipes.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (aS1PU)
The science is settled, dimwit.
Posted by: Algore at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (DGS6j)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (yQpMk)
They wear polo shirts and slacks while sipping a Mai-Tai at Trader Joe's?
Posted by: Anna Puma
{Voice booms down from the sky to tornado-ravaged town} "Excuse me -- have you seen my lost shaker of salt?"
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:45 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (r+sAi)
If you had no idea it was possible to push food waste through the sewer system, you've pretty much self-disqualified from talking about the environment.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)
She's there to make Sheila Jackson Lee look smart by comparison.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: DanMan at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (l5e1h)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (84LPL)
pretty please!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (ahS0B)
"The climate crisis is real y'all ...guess we're at casual tornadoes in
growing regions of the country," she later wrote on Instagram.
English is a third or fourth language for her?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (V8f8z)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (5tb4C)
That's just the normal wind whistling around in there because there's nothing inside.
Well, maybe the occasional tumbleweed, but that's about all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (84LPL)
Those are actually mexican jumping beans.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (aS1PU)
Bwahahaha! Global Warming is the electrostatic texture of my mansack when I'm busting a nut.
Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (LuPts)
It's working. Still keep her away from any big red buttons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Gromulin at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (Gtume)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 24, 2019 05:47 PM (4ZXUb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (KP5rU)
Coastal ones wear docksiders.
In the 80s they used to pop the collars on their polo shirts.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: DanMan at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 05:48 PM (uHop4)
Posted by: Anna Puma
"She's got doll eyes - I tell you they ain't livin' - until they take a bite and rooolll back - oh, then you hear that high pitched screamin...'"
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (84LPL)
So she is the first human to power her brain with the original home video game, Pong.
Gotta admit, that's impressive.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (PiDjs)
Even in a joke program like International Relations, didn't she have to read a couple of books and write a paper?
Watching her candid videos, she seems to struggle with even the simplest concepts.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (9t0Zz)
I think the only debatable point is the level.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (oaV8B)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (JgA4k)
I went to a Formal Tornado the other night.
I wore my top hat and spats.
And got quite a blow job.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (9X624)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
But will yell at you when you're in the backyard to c'mon over for a cold one
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Colonel Nathaniel Chompers at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Anna Puma
"She's got doll eyes - I tell you they ain't livin' - until they take a bite and rooolll back - oh, then you hear that high pitched screamin...'"
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (32YRo)
they aren't Bette Davis eyes, because Bette Davis had a functional brain.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)
the main rule is you should not wear white tornadoes unless they are between memorial day and labor day.
it is ok to serve finger foods at tornadoes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (MTjB1)
We never had this problem when tornadoes were formal, but you start to let down your standards and the next thing you know you have these hooligan casual tornadoes all over the country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (V8f8z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Colonel Nathaniel Chompers at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (BRpqW)[/}
The tooof. The tooof.
Posted by: Duke Lido Atradies at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (7s3Gx)
Late May, and it's STILL snowing in many parts of the country. This is insane.
________________
I know lots of folks upstate are tired of the snow, but down here in the desert region of AZ, we're loving the lower-than-average temps. We've had a beautiful spring, and haven't yet had a single triple-digit day. It's almost June and I haven't even had to turn my AC on yet, which is weird, but nice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (V8f8z)
It's those damn dungarees that did it!
Posted by: George Will at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (DGS6j)
"Well son, to give you just one example, late night TV shows had comedians on them that told jokes that were actually funny and they would occasionally host interesting people that weren't actors or actresses. There would be people like the economist Milton Friedman or the author Ayn Rand on them, or people from zoos who would bring in interesting animals that people don't normally see in everyday life."
"Why is your lip quivering? Stop that."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55)
I saw the Casual Tornadoes open for Doug Sahm and the Texas Tornadoes at the Fillmore East in '69.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (KP5rU)
Someone should send her a link to that Aussie PSA warning against huffing gasoline fumes.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (z/rmO)
Facts not in evidence. AOC does not have a brain, just 2 ping pong balls continually bouncing around inside her head.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 05:46 PM (84LPL)
I suspect that Donky Chompers used to do some INTERESTING things with those ping pong balls after-hours during her bartending days.
No-Hands Beer Pong
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (eXA4G)
I wore my top hat and spats.
And got quite a blow job.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Cane and a monocle...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 24, 2019 05:52 PM (T09ml)
Don Lemon dethroned...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (K3B2k)
Perhaps.
But I also think she is not getting her way and people are really ridiculing her and she is not used this. Like Pelosi. They cannot handle this. It's never happened to them like this. Pelosi's lost control of the House. Chompers is getting laughed at every single day. Laughing memes about her. She thinks she is super intelligent like a teenager does.
I often wonder how she got where she is. It's not her intelligence.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (qZdIZ)
But the really bad news is, if you clean up the language, make her sound like she's not an ignorant, dumb, kid - the idiotic crap she believes is mindlessly accepted by tens of millions of less-stoopid Americans, and of course lysenkoist dogma in much of what used to be called the "scientific community".
Even some of the best non-lysenkoist scientists in effect stipulate the key issue [begging the question, in proper use of the expression] - that CO2 levels affect temperatures, much less the entire system of systems known as "climate". It's an absurd disaster.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (QDnY+)
And she's so dumb she probably thinks getting rogered by all the day smelly congresscritters who have seniority on her is part of her job description.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (bQngX)
But she has big tits, so there's that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)
There is that.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2019 05:49 PM (y7DUB)
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Could be drugs.
While traditionalists like JackStraw still do bong hits, the cool kids today get THC-laced gummi bears.
I bet she is a serious user.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (0De39)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (jYEmF)
Slightly? Are you White Knighting this ape?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (lD3vL)
well, they are not stuck ... and "get them out" of outside. Tornado watch ... well they were watching, that is what they are supposed to do. heh. AOC trying a little too hard to sound like a responsible adult.
yeah, she is a goof, fun girl with nice breasticcas ... that is how she won the audition apparently, and her willingness to be their puppet. Now she represents the Dems. ha
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Archer
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A thought-bubble shaped placard above her head, with a question mark on it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (xSo9G)
Yeah, I know. She has a degree in economics. This twit who has proven more than once she doesn't even have a basic command of math.
Congress is your betters, y'all.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (VkWRL)
I suspect that Donky Chompers used to do some INTERESTING things with those ping pong balls after-hours during her bartending days.
No-Hands Beer Pong
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 24, 2019 05:53 PM (eXA4G)
stemmed cherry tricks
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion
I saw a causal tornado at Trader Vic's - and its hair was perfect...
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 24, 2019 05:55 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)
Meteorologist Ryan Maue, though, argued that she was
Fix it for him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 05:55 PM (V8f8z)
I would love to see De Niro and AOC having a conversation.
It would be like two pet rocks facing each other.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2019 05:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 05:56 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2019 05:56 PM (VkWRL)
YOU BASTARD! WHAT TOWN IS IT??? THAT WHORE!!!
Posted by: Casual Tornado at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (0De39)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at M
you know, big tits and narrow waist.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:55 PM (MTjB1)
The man-skills article was cringe-worthy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (ennNc)
And that over allegedly billions of years, with a myriad of wild fluctuations in temperature, the cosmically ordained perfect and precise global temperature was achieved only in 1970 AD.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)
In the future we will have multiverse quantum tornadoes.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)
And platform shoes?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (JgA4k)
You don't have to buy a Casual Tornado dinner to get blown.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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That IS a real poser.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (CDGwz)
Casual tornadoes were a turtleneck with their sport coat.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)
With suede patches on the elbows. They also smoke pipes.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (aS1PU)
And drive a Triumph TR3
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (5l6gb)
That tornadoes are so common now that it's a casual thing instead of taken serious?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (84LPL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (dNzKv)
Yes. I thought so when I first heard her talk --she sounded like some kind of chromosomal disorder or something.
For this reason it feels wrong to criticize her too harshly since it is like making fun of a retard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (LWu6U)
YOU BASTARD! WHAT TOWN IS IT??? THAT WHORE!!!
Posted by: Casual Tornado
Could be a scene from the FBI Lovebirds play!
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (32YRo)
Where do the sugar tits figure in? They have to be part of weather AND climate ... because tits are just that important.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (ennNc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Dammit, here we go with that hyperspace stuff again.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2019 05:59 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cascadia at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (C8JOR)
Yes but this retard is also a US Congressman, for crying out loud.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)
Ever this. The whole crew behind her is assembled from undergrads who are always trying to get your signature on some stupid petition. And they're the ones writing her script.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (t+qrx)
Munchkin Mayor "Are you a dimwit, or a halfwit?"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (wCmLp)
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What was interesting was that none of the new skills were in any way manly.
It was basically "act like a girl."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)
152 I wonder she could possibly have meant by casual tornadoes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 05:58 PM (JgA4k)
Nope, then they'd be wearing pedal pushers and flip-flops. Try again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (pNxlR)
I think she's actually mentally challenged.
Yeah, I know. She has a degree in economics. This twit who has
proven more than once she doesn't even have a basic command of math.
Congress is your betters, y'all.
It's possible that having imbeciles like her in Congress will make more Americans think, "You know, I've had just about enough of this sort of stupid bullshit. If Donald Trump, a non-politician, can be successful in Washington, then so can I. Fuck it, I'm running for office."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Warren at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: cornbred at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (z/rmO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (r+sAi)
Yes but this retard is also a US Congressman, for crying out loud.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 06:00 PM (jYEmF)
Is she perceptive enough to realize she's an object of ridicule?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (JgA4k)
Machine politics.
The driver, however, took a mental break and *surprise*...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (6qErC)
Hey, boomers: No more grandkids until you vote better.
I don't think the replies are quite what they were hoping for.
https://tinyurl.com/yyswa6cg
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
He said he doesn't do videos about AOC because it's not fair to make fun of mentally deficient people. I'm fairly sure he's being serious and really thinks she is of diminished mental capacity.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:02 PM (9hauA)
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That sounds like retard-shaming, h8r! /
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 24, 2019 06:02 PM (D8EWS)
Anyone want to take a crack at figuring out what she really meant? My thought-aside from the first phrase-is"Guess we're having tornadoes in parts of the country that have never experienced them before". I'm sure someone can come up with something more comprehensible than what she wrote? My application to become head of the FBI and so designate secret spy names for everyone seems not to have panned out, so I'm looking for a governmental role where I can have a huge pay increase as opposed to what I make now in a non governmental role. How much can I get to handle Sandy's tweets? Aside from typos, I think I'd do a better job than she does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:02 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Armando at May 24, 2019 06:02 PM (0F6r6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 06:02 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:02 PM (xPJvm)
I bless the rains down in Africa!
Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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That would certainly be entertaining, in a very dark sort of way.
Posted by: Warren at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
Those are banned by galactic treaty.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (0De39)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:03 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: jim at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (gjGvH)
177 AOC- "Oh my Toto. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
Munchkin Mayor "Are you a dimwit, or a halfwit?"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:01 PM (m45I2)
'Twas Glinda who asked that question, but, and nevertheless --
Threadwinner!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (HaL55)
It's a CALAMITY!
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Just spoke to a woman in Wyoming. She said the last of their snow melted off yesterday.
Posted by: Warren at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
I bailed out before I got one sentence read.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: George Will at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: jim at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (gjGvH)
Need to change the title.
7 ways for a Man to become a Woman.
They just left off number 8, which is making sure you have no testosterone.
Posted by: Don Q at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Dunder Woman and her Lasso of Tooth at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Warren at M
you just make random calls to inquire about the weather?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (0De39)
Someone tell her. And livestream her reaction.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (NWiLs)
Pray that by that time, Trump will be the POTUS when the Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich are passed in to law.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (lD3vL)
Has Boston University issued a formal apology yet?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (8mWEM)
Someone ask AOC if she's ever seen mothballs.
When she answers, "Yes", ask her how she got their tiny little legs apart.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (pNxlR)
Probably exactly the same as the fifteenth time she tried Pop Rocks.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Warren at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (CDGwz)
The hills outside Cheyenne still have snow patches. It was tryin to snow again when I was there last night.
The roof level of the parking garages at the big hospital in Denver still had piles of plowed snow yesterday.
Been a weird May, even for this region.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (JgA4k)
OT: Saw what CBD put in the sidebar (Obsolete Man Skills You Should
Ditch) and at #3: Ditch Car repair, Learn To Code. LOL. I thought that
it was forbidden to tell someone this.
Posted by: jim at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (gjGvH)
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They should have just called it "Seven Ways to be a Pussy."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)
Instead of learning common house repair, learn to decorate?
Yes, next time the washer breaks, I think I'll just cover it up with a painting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at M
sure but you have to wear a bra even for business casual.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:08 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Casual tornado making a booty call at May 24, 2019 06:08 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 06:08 PM (CeHbE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:06 PM (MTjB1)
When I was a kid, the TV weather report was a couple of minutes near the end of the newscast. We responded accordingly.
That said, Weather Nation does a great job of reporting the weather without any bullshit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:08 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2019 06:08 PM (9X624)
OT: Saw what CBD put in the sidebar (Obsolete Man Skills You Should
Ditch) and at #3: Ditch Car repair, Learn To Code. LOL. I thought that
it was forbidden to tell someone this.
Posted by: jim at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (gjGvH)
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They should have just called it "Seven Ways to be a Pussy."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)
So, according to this article, it is mandatory to cut off your own balls?
Na, I'll stick with hunting and fixing the car.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (Vngog)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (dNzKv)
Tornadoes ditched business attire. They hated wearing suits and ties. Particularly ties-it was like the air was all sucked out of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 24, 2019 06:09 PM (DGS6j)
Posted by: yankeefifth
You're the worst boss - no one wants to work for you...
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (32YRo)
Threadwinner!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
*******
Yikes! I actually had it typed out as "Glynda the Witch of the..." but I couldn't remember which compass point she represented so I said, "Screw it, I'm going with the Munchkin Mayor".
Should have trusted my first instincts.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (m45I2)
Instead of learning common house repair, learn to decorate?
Yes, next time the washer breaks, I think I'll just cover it up with a painting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (r+sAi)
Seriously, that looks like it should be a Babylon Bee article.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Reason to offshore future software development.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (JgA4k)
Make that a "dull-witted six-year-old."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (dNzKv)
Why don't the dimwits at The Weather Channel take up and champion the idea of naming tornados next? Their named winter storms idea sure kept them squeeeeeeing enough.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (pNxlR)
Ditch) and at #3: Ditch Car repair, Learn To Code. LOL. I thought that
it was forbidden to tell someone this.
Posted by: jim at May 24, 2019 06:04 PM (gjGvH)
Where was it published, Cosmo?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (aS1PU)
Can a casual tornado capsize Guam? Asking for Hank Johnson.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (6qErC)
"Weather is what outfit you wear heading out the door.
Climate is your closet wardrobe."
That's going to leave a
Posted by: Arbalest at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (FlRtG)
Now Bill wasn't gonna ride jest any casual tornado, no ma'am. He waited for the biggest gol-durned formal tornado you ever saw. It was turning the sky black and green, and roaring so loud it woke up the farmers away over in China. Well, Bill jest grabbed that there tornado, pushed it to the ground and jumped on its back. The tornado whipped and whirled and sidewinded and generally cussed its bad luck all the way down to Texas. Tied the rivers into knots, flattened all the forests so bad they had to rename one place the Staked Plains. But Bill jest rode along all calm-like, give it an occasional jab with his spurs.
Finally, that tornado decided it wasn't getting this cowboy off its back no-how. So it headed west to California and jest rained itself out. Made so much water it washed out the Grand Canyon. That tornado was down to practically nothing when Bill finally fell off. He hit the ground so hard it sank below sea level. Folks call the spot Death Valley.
Anyway, that's how rodeo got started. Though most cowboys stick to broncos these days.
Posted by: The Real Story at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (xSo9G)
I bailed out before I got one sentence read.
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Hunting, fighting, car repair, leadership, disciplinarian, house repairs and keeping your emotions in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Casual tornado making a booty call at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (gC2IV)
I thought somebody else gave us 30 years.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (xPJvm)
I think I need to dig up some elbows to wash that image out of my head.
Self inflicted wounds are always the worst.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (0MVr3)
Don't want to touch down.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)
yeah, that sidebar article, yeesh, and from a site called ask men, come on, there are no men that work there. There can't be.
Instead of learning common house repair, learn to decorate?
Yes, next time the washer breaks, I think I'll just cover it up with a painting.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 06:07 PM (r+sAi)
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Anyone remember the article from way back when by a guy claiming he finds guns icky, but since he's the man, he sleeps closer to the door so he'll get shot first.
It said that sometimes he likes to be the "little spoon."
Anyone remember that?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: George Foreman at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (ennNc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (pOk21)
I thought 2012 was the big kick off. Or the Day after tomorrow or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (0MVr3)
248 Casual tornadoes only do one night stands. They're kind of scared of commitment.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9hauA)
Sure, sure, it starts like that, but the next thing you know there's a bunny boiling on your stove.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Arbalest
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We can help.
Posted by: Fels-Naptha Heavy Duty Laundry Soap at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
That's only on Ginger Island - on Maryanne Island all the tornadoes are formal and have quarters in their pockets so their dates can call home if they have a flat tire...
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (32YRo)
YOU BASTARD! WHAT TOWN IS IT??? THAT WHORE!!!
Posted by: Casual Tornado at May 24, 2019 05:57 PM (0De39)
Darn it. This guy did it better than I did. Sigh.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (9hauA)
Don't want to touch down.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)
Like a Twister they were born to walk alone.*
*True story, for 15 years I thought that was the lyric.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9hauA)
They're always trolling trailer parks too.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019
She has two brain cells, and one of them is giving the other CPR.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM (ObP16)
Tornadoes are extreme low pressure areas, i.e., they suck, so they could name them for homosexuals.
"We're tracking Tornado Jussie here, and there's Tornado Buttplug, and there's Tornado Cory, and ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM (KP5rU)
They'll slap the shit out of you.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Miklos, Meteorological fashionista at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM (qBNEP)
And the little leather cap the 'biker' from the village people wore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (0MVr3)
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Because she made her professor cum loud?
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2019 06:12 PM
Morons > morons.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (jwrVH)
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The first seven.
The eighth will be named "Henry"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM (ObP16)
Holy f'n lol
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (O4Dg1)
Posted by: Boswell at M
ok then you do not have to wear bras but if you do not wear a bra you have to wear alligator clamps since having your nipples poking through you bra is unprofessional.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (0De39)
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (jm1YL)
Read that "obsolete man-skills" link in the sidebar.
Knowing how to fix cars is obsolete, learn to code (not making that up, that's what they say). Repairing stuff around the house is obsolete as well, learn how to decorate.
Leadership is obsolete as well, learn how to collaborate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (VkWRL)
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Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Izzlo)
Well, there is cum laude and then there is cum loudly.*
One of these days, someone is going to see what I type here at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (0MVr3)
"Weather is what outfit you wear heading out the door. Climate is your closet wardrobe."
I'll be surprised if this guy doesn't catch hell for puttung in a way that a man maight think a woman would understand.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (nFwvY)
Holy crap. I think you just figured this out.
Ha! That is very plausible.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9hauA)
Sure, sure, it starts like that, but the next thing you know there's a bunny boiling on your stove.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (CDGwz)
282 How did this absolute moron graduate BU cum laude?
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Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (Izzlo)
Typo on her diploma -- it was supposed to read "lauding cum".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (pNxlR)
Because she went to the College of Arts and Sciences at BU which is the school or morons who can pay. She did not go to the business college at BU.
It's like Olbermann going to the cow college at Cornell.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (m45I2)
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The first seven.
The eighth will be named "Henry"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (m45I2)
Every one was an 'enry. She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
Watch = all the ingredients individually needed to make a cupcake setting next to each other on the counter.
Warning = the baked and frosted cupcake.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 06:13 PM
Nature abhors two things. Vacuums and trailer parks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (jwrVH)
Posted by: Ben Had
Not enough for a lottery drawing.
Posted by: Miklos, come on Powerball at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (ObP16)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Hi Boss!
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (32YRo)
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Yep. He's an adolescent communist idiot himself. I still love watching him burst arteries on the night of the election. It's pure awesome.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (jwrVH)
Just like my dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (0MVr3)
Shouldn't that be "fearmongreling?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (pOk21)
Because she went to the College of Arts and Sciences at BU which is the school or morons who can pay. She did not go to the business college at BU.
It's like Olbermann going to the cow college at Cornell.
Posted by: JackStraw at M
you seem not to have read her diploma very closely it does not say cum laude it says cum loudly
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2019 06:10 PM (9hauA)
Sure, sure, it starts like that, but the next thing you know there's a bunny boiling on your stove.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot ''
You that lightening that goes on and off? Kind of like someone turning a lamp on and off? Just saying..
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (jm1YL)
http://bit.ly/2Xc4Wo5
*******
Beto O'Rourke Town Hall Drags CNN Ratings Down 30%
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)
the first line of that post says it all:
"All in all, CNN viewers would rather watch Don Lemon than Beto O'Rourke. "
LMAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (ufFY8)
Read that "obsolete man-skills" link in the sidebar.
Repairing stuff around the house is obsolete as well, learn how to decorate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Notice how it said something like, your landlord will hire someone to fix it for you? Yeah, someone like a REAL MAN, not an effeminate soyboy wuss.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (Ez6QX)
She's been married seven times before. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:16 PM (m45I2)
I I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell in AOC's head...
...I'd be broke.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)
The Casual Conservative Case for Tornadoes as Larry the Lounge Lizard
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (t+qrx)
As opposed to...?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (0MVr3)
Audited some kolledge classes lately?
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That was my thought. It's not very hard by today's college standards to receive that designation.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (nFwvY)
Holy crap. I think you just figured this out.
Ha! That is very plausible.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:15 PM (xPJvm)
I wonder what she thinks "titrating" means?
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (Izzlo)
Looking forward to 2020.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (0MVr3)
Do you not want cupcakes?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JackStraw at M
State college - admits, well everyone. Its embarrassing that he still insists he went to Cornell...
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (YA914)
I'm sure every parent is saying, yep, I wanna pay six figures so my kid can be like that.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (VkWRL)
You don't need to learn how to do home repairs, the contractor will do that.
You don't need to learn how to fuck girls, Paolo will do that.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (0De39)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (Izzlo)
I give the Resident Busty Redhead a titrating of 10!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (0MVr3)
LMAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
His campaign has disappeared into a black hole?
Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep it straight at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (Izzlo)
I give the Resident Busty Redhead a titrating of 10!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (0MVr3)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)
I'll be surprised if this guy doesn't catch hell for puttung in a way that a man maight think a woman would understand.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
All of the seasons of clothes at Nordstrom's in one place at one time.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (0MVr3)
Heh. Good one.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (pNxlR)
OMG! Guys. It's totes cray-cray for real!
These are the people running ruining my country.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (YA914)
Every person who voted for this dumb bint deserves a flogging.
Five lashes for each!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (ufFY8)
It's not a surprise. If "everyone" can do it, (Kolledge, in this case) then by definition the baseline is the worst possible student...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (0MVr3)
Do you not want cupcakes?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)
I should have been more specific. You want cupcakes 'now' as opposed to any other time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (0MVr3)
LMAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
His campaign has disappeared into a black hole?
Posted by: Miklos
Beto screwed Don Lemon?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (0MVr3)
rickb223 mentioned them is all.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (JoUsr)
As someone who just graduated summa cum laude in December, you are 100% correct.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (Ez6QX)
You don't need to know how to fix cars, the mechanic will do that.
You don't need to learn how to do home repairs, the contractor will do that.
You don't need to learn how to fuck girls, Paolo will do that.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (0De39)
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Basically advice on how to live like the idle rich.
Without, you know, actually being rich.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Answer is probably bartending.
Posted by: NonGu at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (nonGu)
A casual tornado walks into a bar in khakis, button down and a Cable sweater tied over its shoulders...
Posted by: Marcus T at May 24, 2019 06:17 PM (VkWRL)
A casual tornado's favorite drink is an Ocean Breeze.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (TAmPV)
@JimDeMint.@SpeakerPelosi tried to spend $19 billion without a vote after sending the entire House home for vacation. Conservative @RepChipRoy stayed in DC and objected to these shenanigans. Chip is a courageous warrior and we need more like him.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 06:21 PM (BqBId)
335 Heartbreak!
BEN & JERRY'S CEO: We Do NOT Support Bernie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)
A regular prophet without honor in his own country.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (J9wxX)
"Aww, nuthin'" * kicks clod of dirt * "Takin' it easy."''
Looking for Dorothy and Toto.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 06:14 PM (nFwvY)
That's my best guess, too. She read about a "causal relationship" and garbled it to "casual," so she obviously did not understand the original reference.
But look on the bright side: we now have a new malapropism. Proudly taking its place alongside such worthies as:
"polo bear"
"fear mongrel"
"depraved" in lieu of "deprived"
"casual tornadoes"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (pOk21)
You don't need to learn how to do home repairs, the contractor will do that.
You don't need to learn how to fuck girls, Paolo will do that.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:19 PM (0De39)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (LuPts)
You must be Australian, 'cause that's where it's summa in December!
/Sandy
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (ObP16)
writing a serious philosophical paper on casual determinism has been on my "to-do" list for a long time. sadly, my buddy the logic professor, who would have been mildly amused by it, is no longer with us.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (gC2IV)
#4) instead of fixing things at home, learn to... decorate?
Dude, even homosexuals have to ream out a pipe now and then. (They might even have some skills in that area.)
That soy boy fails even at being gay.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (ykYG2)
Now you've gone and done it. She'll probably announce that she's pregnant tomorrow.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Otherwise known as a Water Spout...
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (ObP16)
Posted by: josephistan at May 24, 2019 06:18 PM (Izzlo)
I want someone to ask her about "mother liquor."
Also ask her to pronounce "molybdenum."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)
"Perhaps I could paint the fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors!"
"You don't know how to do any of those things."
"Kif might!"
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (0De39)
Posted by: Muldoon
I will experience le petit mort within 12 years!
Posted by: Sandy at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (pOk21)
Hey, Robin.
That AOC goil gives me a gahsprigus in my gofingum!
Oi!
*coughs and clears throat for 10 minutes*
Posted by: Howard Stern is O-o-o-o-old. Like 70 or so. at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 24, 2019 06:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (m45I2)
I think I could still do an oil change, maybe. Air filter. Tire pressure.
I wish I had my '68 Dodge Dart again.
I could repair everything on that one.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (w7KSn)
Five lashes for each!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (ufFY
It really is sad.
The next Yankee I deal with that calls us southern folks a bunch of ignurnt, cousin-humping hilljacks is gonna get a boot in their ass and then Im gonna grab a handful of their hair, jerk their head back and shove my cellphone in front of their face with AOC videos playing.
Then I'm gonna spit on them, slap their wife, hump their dog and wipe my unit off Prius windshield.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (YA914)
Now you've gone and done it. She'll probably announce that she's pregnant tomorrow.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:23 PM (jm1YL)
She's gonna have puppies?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:20 PM (0MVr3)
rickb223 mentioned them is all.
Posted by: hogmartin
And now I'm at Kroger and getting cupcake & brownie mix.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (rGtm/)
Anyone remember that?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd
God, no - I'd drink Liquid Draino just to forget that....
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (32YRo)
I looked at that "Obsolete Man Skills" link and had to stop halfway, I could literally feel the testosterone dying in my veins !
Un-be-effing-lievable !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: raimondo at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (oEtt7)
Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (nFwvY)
Now you've gone and done it. She'll probably announce that she's pregnant tomorrow.
Hey, everybody -- I'm pagent!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (rGtm/)
*joins Horde in sitting patiently by the USB port*
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon
Something to do with tornadoes having orgasms?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (ahS0B)
I could repair everything on that one.
Posted by: navybrat
If you did it like the Cadillac Ranch, it would be a Dodge Lawn Dart.
Posted by: Miklos, risk-taker at May 24, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Nah. They can do that in 2021.
She'll probably be smoking meth in a refrigerator box underneath an overpass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:27 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:27 PM (ObP16)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:27 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (rGtm/) ''
Chocolate with white icing please.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:27 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2019 05:44 PM (sktRI) "
Eerily plausible.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 06:27 PM (isI7q)
>>They're probably all in for Mayor Pete.
Yep - They've got several fudgy flavors in the pipe!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (kBw4X)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (YA914)
You got the thing with the wife and dog mixed up, I think.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (0De39)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (RBOtF)
They were bought by Big Ice Cream years ago (Unilever).
Posted by: Miklos, still not buying at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (pNxlR)
"Sandy, your pronouncements are pregnant with meaning."
AOC: "I didn't even know they were going out together."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (pOk21)
She'll probably be smoking meth in a refrigerator box underneath an overpass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Except it'll be sugar crystals because the dealer will realize she has no idea what meth looks like.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (ObP16)
Hey, everybody -- I'm pagent!
******
Sandy's poignant!!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 06:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: alexthechick
Yes, I am too pleasing to upload cupcakes please - if too many KBs then send you please by many downloads - I accept
Posted by: Boswell at May 24, 2019 06:29 PM (32YRo)
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I'm thinking the reincarnation of Mrs. Wiggins.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2019 06:29 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (ahS0B)
Buttplug has been unfaithful to his "husband?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:30 PM (pOk21)
You got the thing with the wife and dog mixed up, I think.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (ufFY
He's a Southerner...probably not.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (YA914)
Q: What do you call yourselves?
A: The Aristocrats!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 06:30 PM (ufFY8)
I like that. ''Big Ice Cream". So appropriate given the amount of freezer space grocery stores give to the yummy confection.
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (rGtm/)
*joins Horde in sitting patiently by the USB port*
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 24, 2019 06:26 PM (GbPPJ) "
*shuffles around the back of the crowd looking for the end of the line*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*loads shotgun with Ellie Mae's ladyfingers*
Posted by: Miklos Clampett at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: OAC at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (WJcbb)
>>They're probably all in for Mayor Pete.
I think they are all in for Biden... He is their "savior"... The polls say so!
Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (m45I2)
Sidebar Warning !
I looked at that "Obsolete Man Skills" link and had to stop halfway, I could literally feel the testosterone dying in my veins !
Un-be-effing-lievable !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (isI7q)
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Reminds me of the advice Gen. Mattis gave to Marines when they ran into anti-war protesters at the airport - "when you see the girl with the sign, you just give her a wink, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep it straight
Petey Buttboy's rearend?
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (Vngog)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:25 PM (ahS0B) ''
''All in..''. Bwahahaha....
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2019 06:32 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2019 06:32 PM (Z4rgH)
unless it's John Wick of course.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (ykYG2)
And people ask if Obama was actually running the show.
The whole administration was full of commie toppers. His ass whole is bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's.
Posted by: Oh My Gosh at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (623jb)
Imagine the scene at BU: "Oh Jesus, she's done it again! First the MLK plagiarism thing, now this idiot. We'll be lucky if we don't lose our accreditation."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: Luther Burbank at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (9a317)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (O2RFr)
His campaign has disappeared into a black hole?
Posted by: Miklos, tryina keep it straight
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Don't you mean a back hole?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2019 06:28 PM (ufFY
He's a Southerner...probably not.
I have it right.
Why would I reward the wife?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (YA914)
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Congrats on that, Jordan61! Jr. Black just graduated magna cum laude, but was only 1/10th of a point from summa.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 24, 2019 06:34 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at May 24, 2019 06:31 PM (Jj+59)
Class size: four.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:34 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Backhoes are bad for the environment.
Posted by: Donkey Chompers at May 24, 2019 06:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Miklos and Bess at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Here is the composition of the earth's atmosphere...
Nitrogen - 78 pct.
Oxygen - 28 pct.
Argon - 1 pct.
CO2 - 0.04 pct.
The volume of these gases amounts to 5.5 Quadrillion tons.
Total CO2, all sources amounts to 2.2 Trillion Tons
Mans total CO2 output, all sources is 24 Billion tons.
That works out to 0.0004 pct of atmospheric C02.
In other words, man mad CO2 having any material impact on climate is complete and utter bullshit.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (ILl1h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Luther Burbank at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (9a317)
Sure. That's where they plant the vegetable trees. Try to keep up, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:36 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 06:36 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: alexthechick
Yes, I am too pleasing to upload cupcakes please - if too many KBs then send you please by many downloads - I accept
Posted by: Boswell at M
Ima be baking all night.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:36 PM (rGtm/)
It's still probably good to have them around in extreme emergencies for the following purposes
1.) incapacitate them and leave them as a diversion for bad actors to cover your escape
2.) potential food source
3.) point man in risky situations (send em in first and see if they survive).
4.) sketchy food and water taster. (here, we saved this for you as a reward for all your hard work).
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 24, 2019 06:37 PM (cCxiu)
Class size: four.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:34 PM (pOk21)
Heard a joke a long time ago. A Soviet Russian and an American car race against each other. The American car wins.
Story in Pravda the next day reads, "the Russian car finished second and the American car finished second to last."
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 06:37 PM (ObP16)
Posted by: Miklos, try to keep up at May 24, 2019 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)
But what of METHANE!?!?
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 06:37 PM (kBw4X)
To make the comparison more accessible, I've likened it to the population of the US ca. 300 million).
Total CO2 corresponds to 150,000 people.
Anthropogenic CO2 amounts to ... 4500 people. Out of 300 million.
4500 people who are identical in every respect with 150,000 who are already here. But that last 4500 is gonna unleash all unshirted hell.
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:38 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (ILl1h)
Uh....more like 1%.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2019 06:38 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: saf at May 24, 2019 06:39 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 06:39 PM (kBw4X)
1.) incapacitate them and leave them as a diversion for bad actors to cover your escape
2.) potential food source
3.) point man in risky situations (send em in first and see if they survive).
4.) sketchy food and water taster. (here, we saved this for you as a reward for all your hard work).
5) Human shield
6) hobo hunting practice
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2019 06:39 PM (sktRI)
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:38 PM (pOk21)
Same math as the trannies?
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (OE84+)
Larry Correia took the obsolete man skills article apart piece by piece back in January -
http://monsterhunternation.com/2019/01/22/fisking-the-obsolete-man-skills-article/
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Comrade Bernardo at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (QzkSJ)
1.) incapacitate them and leave them as a diversion for bad actors to cover your escape
2.) potential food source
3.) point man in risky situations (send em in first and see if they survive).
4.) sketchy food and water taster. (here, we saved this for you as a reward for all your hard work).
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 24, 2019 06:37 PM (cCxiu)
5.) Finding/clearing minefields.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Also, the well-informed, technologically savvy individual avoids cameras, which are known to steal the soul.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (dkCGp)
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (sktRI) "
Basically, yes.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Or fuel.
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 06:41 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (OE84+)
Pretty much. They only differ by zeroes, and as AOC can tell you, they're nothing.
I looked it up: there are 250,000 to 500,000 Sikhs in the U.S.
So far, no problem. But another 5000, and it's on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:42 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 06:43 PM (kBw4X)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 24, 2019 06:44 PM (IfYaq)
nope. we were told to go forth and multiply.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2019 06:45 PM (sGtp+)
Why?
Mmmm, Kansas,, late May,,, nuff said?
Posted by: teej at May 24, 2019 06:45 PM (A3w0Q)
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at May 24, 2019 06:45 PM (AFzCY)
Posted by: Little Lupe at May 24, 2019 06:46 PM (EgshT)
easily fixed by importing garbage disposals from Australia.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2019 06:46 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 06:46 PM (CeHbE)
If you divide 24 Billion by 5.5 quadrillion you get 0.0004.
If you divide 24 billion by 2.2 trillion you get 0.01.
Scientific Calculators are your friend.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:46 PM (ILl1h)
Yeah, but I always have the feeling that each individual soyboy/hipster is just inches away from teh ghey.
So really, if you had a lot of them on staff, there would be lots of off hours humping and diseases. That's a lot of extra costs.
I'm thinking robots instead. And we can use the soyboys to make robot fuel.
/it's as if the powers that be only want soyboys so that women will mate, en masse with the only masculine men around, violent, inbred muslims.
Posted by: shibumi at May 24, 2019 06:46 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Or fuel.
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 06:41 PM (OE84+)
First one, and then the other. Plus the skinning and harvesting of their leather.
Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2019 06:47 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2019 06:35 PM (gC2IV)
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as my baby bro says: "every time she opens her mouth, all the other grads look at their diploma and mutter 'well, that was a waste of time and money'"
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2019 06:48 PM (LP19L)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 24, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Backhoes are bad for the environment.
especially the ones attached to cows.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2019 06:48 PM (v3pYe)
nope. we were told to go forth and multiply.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 24, 2019 06:45 PM (sGtp+)
And we were going to, until Trump came along. He is the Great Divider.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:48 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2019 06:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 06:50 PM (e8kgV)
First, you must take our woke test.
Posted by: Wren and Hairy at May 24, 2019 06:50 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Your Elite Superiors at May 24, 2019 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 24, 2019 06:44 PM (IfYaq)
And those tsunamis could be ended just by putting a grab bar in Rosie O'Donnell's bathtub.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 06:51 PM (pOk21)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 06:51 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 06:52 PM (K22Va)
*joins Horde in sitting patiently by the USB port*
Posted by: alexthechick
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*sits under shade tree, sips a Cheerwine*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 06:57 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 06:58 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: DaveM at May 24, 2019 07:28 PM (WWC3Y)
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Posted by: Rbastid at May 25, 2019 12:22 AM (9k4Yy)
Posted by: obsidian at May 25, 2019 10:21 AM (7+yqP)
Alexandria Ocasio-Borat.
She's punking America, nobody is that bloody stupid.
She's Borat in a dress.
I wonder when the movie comes out?
Posted by: Mongo at May 25, 2019 07:36 PM (QsxDT)
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