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Theresa May to Resign June 7 Over Her Brexit Deception/Disaster, Cuckishly Whines "Compromise Is Not a Dirty Word" in Her Valedictory Speech

Boris Johnson is favored to win the leadership contest that will soon take place and become the new PM.

Johnson has said that the UK is leaving the EU in October, deal or no deal.

Hours after she resigned, Boris Johnson said at an economic conference in Switzerland: "We will leave the EU on October 31, deal or no deal... The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal. To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."

Steve Hilton spoke on Fox about this, and said that Theresa May had always been a Remainder, and then, having become PM, worked to undermine Brexit and deliver, essentially, a Brexit Without An Exit.

She will not be missed.

None of these people will be missed.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:00 PM




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1 Don't Let the door hit you on the way out, because I don't want ass prints on my new door.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 24, 2019 12:01 PM (O7MnT)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 24, 2019 12:01 PM (8mWEM)

3 Buh Bye.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 24, 2019 12:01 PM (tIcWb)

4 Firstish

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 24, 2019 12:01 PM (bWBdM)

5 Damn, can't we have the video of her "dancing" in S. Africa? Elaine Bennes cringed when she saw that...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (bWBdM)

6 Therexit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

7 The nationalist-populist tide is not ebbing yet, despite how loudly the globalist Canutes rail against it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (hLRSq)

8 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (AjVAj)

9 Another waste of 2 years.

What a fucking waste.

She could have been Maggie 2.0, ABER NEIN!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (cXV7n)

10 US Elites: We have no clue, lie to the public, and are on the take from Globalists.

UK Elites: Oi guvnuh, hold me cuppa!

Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (8mWEM)

11 Boris ought to take a leaf from TFG playbook tell them not to call his bluff.

Posted by: Roscoe at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (QxMUy)

12 Who knows, she may drag her feet on the resignation just like she did on Brexit.

Texit Mexit.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 24, 2019 12:03 PM (tIcWb)

13 May Day
May Day

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 12:03 PM (AZxMX)

14 Theresa May can come to the USA. There is a master suite open on the Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:03 PM (40mSG)

15 I laughed at her saying ( slight paraphrase) "It was of great regret to me that I couldn't deliver Brexit."
It wasn't a REGRET to her; She didn't want to deliver it. Globalist elite don't care what their own people voted for!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:03 PM (ahS0B)

16 [willowed]

She *said* she would step down June 7th.

She also said Brexit
would be in March. Daily-mail had an article on her husband yesterday.
He may persuade her to hang on a bit longer.

She has had this
inexplicable habit of announcing something one day and doing the
opposite the next. Recently, it's been literally the next day.

The June 7th date is so she can have dinner with Trump and the Queen ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 24, 2019 12:04 PM (vWMNq)

17 The weird thing is that the Leave/Remain spread is actually across parties, the Corporate Tories want Remain while the Cultural Tories want Leave. There's a similar split in Labour between the Little England Brits and the Global Reds.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2019 12:04 PM (8erNz)

18 nor first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 24, 2019 12:04 PM (9cans)

19 "It was of great regret to me that I couldn't deliver a closed border and wall funding" - Paul Ryan

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (40mSG)

20 Not Fast Enough.

GTFO, Yesterday, globalist garbage.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (sm6Pk)

21 Cuckishly Whines "Compromise Is Not a Dirty Word"



Yes. Yes it is. Especially when one wins an election.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (rGtm/)

22 Oh, woe unto Britain!

It is impressive just how widespread the rejection of incompetent rule is becoming, worldwide.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (VaN/j)

23 They say Boris Johnson is #1 w/a bullet to replace the weepy old cow. He's a limey moron, no?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (bWBdM)

24 How would one compromise between yielding national sovereignty to a distant continental Superstate and not yielding national sovereignty to a distant continental Superstate?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (XAE+X)

25
Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul.


Trump, Johnson, .........


We're still missing one piece of the puzzle arent we?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

26 October 31st will then become December 31st, then April 30th, 2020, and so on, and so on, and so on.

Just leave already.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 24, 2019 12:06 PM (/ZFVH)

27 "We shall never surrender! At least not this week" - PM May

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:06 PM (40mSG)

28 Anyone think her leaving may have something to do with Trump giving Barr the go-ahead to declassify documents related to his campaign?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

29 Mayxit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (oVJmc)

30 Boris Johnson said at an economic conference in Switzerland: "We will leave the EU on October 31, deal or no deal...


Sound rather Trumpian.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (pOk21)

31 "It was of great regret to me that I couldn't deliver a closed border and wall funding, but the CoC's dick in my ass made it tough to walk the halls of Congress to drum up support." - Paul Ryan

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM (40mSG)

You missed part of the quotation. I fixed it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (wYseH)

32 Reposting

@LeaveEUOfficial

The nation reacts to Theresa May's resignation...

https://tinyurl.com/y53rt7q8

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (cF8AT)

33 [iThe way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal. To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."

Gee, it's almost like BJ studied Trump's negotiation tactics, and concluded he knows what the hell he's doing.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

34 Negotiate when you can , compromise when you have to.

Mays wanted to compromise when she didn't have to.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (iXJM1)

35 She could have been Maggie 2.0, ABER NEIN!

She was never set up to do that. She was brought in as PM to be the careful administrator, not the tree-shaker. The Conservatives specifically did NOT back any of the truly Leave candidates, she was put in office to try to walk back the referendum slowly, carefully, but nonetheless not actually DO anything.

It's very cool that these shits got busted at their attempt.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (8erNz)

36 It was of great regret to me I couldn't rule the United States.

Posted by: Hillary! in a one piece orange ensemble w/stainless jewelry at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (bWBdM)

37 -
--
They say Boris Johnson is #1 w/a bullet to replace the weepy old cow. He's a limey moron, no?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 24, 2019 12:05 PM

----------------

No. When it comes to Limey Leaders, there are no good choices.

Posted by: irright at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (RVcmP)

38 Shut your hole and GTFO.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (VzI4f)

39 We're still missing one piece of the puzzle arent we?

You're thinking Pope Red Francis will be forced out?

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (CDGwz)

40 >You missed part of the quotation. I fixed it.


Thanks, CDB. I should have provided the entire quote.

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (40mSG)

41 Tip to Trump - offer GB the same trade deal we gave Canada and Mexico.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (rgPG6)

42 6 Therexit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

--------

Wherexit?

Posted by: Eyegore at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (JgGWZ)

43 June 7th?

Bitterly clinging to lost power Thereza?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (1vFHw)

44 [i14
Theresa May can come to the USA. There is a master suite open on the Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: Roy

She'll hang around the bar looking for likely prospects.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (T6t7i)

45 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (wYseH)

I like getting the unredacted version!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (AZxMX)

46 Enterexit.

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (40mSG)

47 14
Theresa May can come to the USA. There is a master suite open on the Cuck Cruise.

I'll comp her some tickets!
Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney Goldberg of the SS Cucky at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (2nW6u)

48 Who?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (5NtX5)

49 But he's a Brexiter, I guess, so use him for that at least.

Posted by: irright at May 24, 2019 12:09 PM (RVcmP)

50 We're still missing one piece of the puzzle arent we?

You're thinking Pope Red Francis will be forced out?
Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (CDGwz)

----

Just noting the arc of history moves in cycles.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

51 Obama has a hilarious announcement about his book.

https://tinyurl.com/y24mrd5w

Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election
because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a
ghostwriter like his wife'


Actually, that's the headline. The subheads are more nuanced.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (vWMNq)

52 It sickens me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZL6FTm5m-4

Posted by: Regular joe at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (6/uwW)

53 >>Boris Johnson said at an economic conference in Switzerland: "We will leave the EU on October 31, deal or no deal...


HALLOWEEN - THE MISFITS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChlW283_33s

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (VzI4f)

54 Theresa May, but it's more likely she may not.

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (40mSG)

55 Ha! My boss brought this up to me this morning. He's a typical European liberal idiot. He said well she did a good job. I rarely get into with him but I did this time. Left him stuttering I did.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (kG5hP)

56 Teresa, does Britain have a Chamber of Commerce?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (hjaPQ)

57
To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."



Sounds like he's read Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (TAmPV)

58 So is Boris up to his neck in the Spygate sludge?

Posted by: jc at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (PuMKG)

59 It'll be interesting to hear Steyn's take on this, filling in for Mr. Limbaugh.

*tannoy*

Now hear this! Set Condition Snark! I say again, Set Condition Snark!*

/*tannoy


(and yes, I had to use the Brit term for the ship's 1MC (public address) system. goes with Steyn's accent)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (QzJWU)

60 It is impressive just how widespread the rejection of incompetent rule is becoming, worldwide.

It's not merely incompetence, it's the Globalista's outright refusal to implement the will of the people. I betcha if you look at some polls (yeah, I know) of "right track/wrong track" they'd reflect the about the same as here during SCOAMF's reign of error.

Fuck you globalists. War.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (HaL55)

61 Okay, Brexit your way then.

Posted by: Theresa May at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (JgGWZ)

62 >>To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."


Just walk away.

Posted by: garrett w/ Collander Face Mask at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (VzI4f)

63 Her resignation will be dependent on the Parliamentary resolution she proposes getting passed.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

64 Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.


I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.

Posted by: Theresa May at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

65 Theresa May, when you run out of Ibiza yacht candy and its 3am at the ship's bar there she is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (1vFHw)

66 My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.


Love her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

67 These elites are totally unregenerate and morally dead inside. You will NEVER hear one admit sincere regret or humility or self-insight. A common pathogen of self-righteousness runs through all of them, through their culture.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (H8QX8)

68 Compromise is not a dirty word?

The Brexiteer voters should quote the left's fav butt-boy Obama, and point out that "we won," which, as Bammy helpfully explained, means we don't have to compromise with you losers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (k4dH2)

69 56 Teresa, does Britain have a Chamber of Commerce?
Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 24, 2019 12:10 PM (hjaPQ)

Their office is between the mosque and the halal bakery.

Posted by: Roy at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (40mSG)

70 http://bit.ly/2ExdZbA
*****
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)

71 30 Boris Johnson said at an economic conference in Switzerland: "We will leave the EU on October 31, deal or no deal...

BoJo sounds like he wants the job.

And if he gets in, presumably he'll drop Michael Gove from a sixth-storey window. The way Gove knifed him in the back last time is the kind of thing that can't be forgiven.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (8erNz)

72 She is somehow related to the Bush family, isn't she?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (YslsA)

73 >>>The nation reacts to Theresa May's resignation...

https://tinyurl.com/y53rt7q8

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (cF8AT)


The only tears are hers.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (pOk21)

74 And what is the deal with the UK leaving?

Sign the ma trade deal the EU gave Canada.

Stay in NATO

The Irish question? Allow movement of Irish citizens to the UK back and forth, but not other EU citizens.

What the fuck else is there to negotiate? These guys are MAKING it hard - it doesn't have to be.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (rgPG6)

75 >>My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.


Not to mention that she must shag like a minx!

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (VzI4f)

76 May...safe pair of hands to deliver Brexit

I wonder if SHE got "spooked."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2019 12:13 PM (vEIlU)

77 My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.
Love her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

I've been getting my fix of this from Sargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) in England. He is having a ball sticking it to the Left. He's a happy warrior a la Breitbart.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 12:13 PM (H8QX8)

78 51
Obama has a hilarious announcement about his book.
https://tinyurl.com/y24mrd5w
Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election

because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a

ghostwriter like his wife'
Actually, that's the headline. The subheads are more nuanced.



Posted by: The Barrel at May 24, 2019

*
*
. . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."

"Well, yeah. That choom ain't gonna smoke itself, you know. And it's, like, so haaard to get motivated when you, when you . . . What was I saying?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2019 12:13 PM (ClOmq)

79 "Boris Johnson said at an economic conference in Switzerland: "We will leave the EU on October 31, deal or no deal..."


Boooo-o-o-o-o!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:13 PM (hLRSq)

80 "It was of great regret to me that I couldn't deliver a closed border and wall funding" - Paul Ryan
Posted by: Roy

And don't even get me going on shit canning Obamacare...whoooo boy. We just were not prepared on that after Trump! got elected

Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (vd8XM)

81 Hope the door at 10 Downing hits her in the ass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (pUDQf)

82 http://bit.ly/2ErqUf5
*******
The nation reacts to Theresa May's resignation...

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (BqBId)

83 >> . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."


He won't let himself be clear.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (VzI4f)

84 So she lied in order to assuage the base? Shocking. Let's hope Boris the Wildhaired follows through on his promise and goes hard Brexit in October.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

85 75
>>My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put
up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.



Not to mention that she must shag like a minx!

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019

*
*
. . .

She's got a little Julianne Moore vibe going there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)

86
OT/ How come we never get topics about the border wall at the HQ?

Anyways, I was just going over a recent fact sheet on the border wall projects put out by DHS and apparently they already have enough funding to wall off 90% of the Rio Grande Valley.

The RGV is river border, so its hard to know exactly how long of a wall you'd need as it offset and does not follow the same, much longer, meandering path. But it looks to be around 185 miles. The got 25 miles funded in the '18 Budget, 55 miles in the '19 Budget, and are allocating the $600 Million in drug forfeiture stuff to build an additional 30 miles in the RGV. That adds up to 110 miles funded. Now add the existing 55 miles already built by Bush Admin and you have 165 miles... 90% of the border covered.

But these projects are going to take years to get done, due to the imminent domain legal rigmarole of grabbing all the property owned by poor democrats. The only risk that I see to this not getting done is if a Democrat wins the White House in 2020 and gets them canceled.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 24, 2019 12:14 PM (Xqo6t)

87 Krassensteins raided?


It's becoming very easy to view every antiTrumper as desperately afraid their criminal activity is going to be exposed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

88 Dang, Ace. Quoting G and S in the post is awesome (Mikado reference, The Lord High Executioner's Song). LOL.

Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (Pqytn)

89 "If you like your Dark and Stormy Night, you can keep your Dark and Stormy Night."

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (VzI4f)

90 Remain is yet another Obama legacy.

If it stinks he likes it.

Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (TCEK7)

91 . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."


--------

The truth is his typing can't keep up with the teleprompter.

Posted by: Theresa May at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (JgGWZ)

92 @LeaveEUOfficial

The nation reacts to Theresa May's resignation...

https://tinyurl.com/y53rt7q8

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:08 PM (cF8AT)

Just to be clear...I believe that's a meme video....i.e., edited.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

93 Funny take on BoJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnV7_M4kVBQ

Posted by: The Barrel at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (vWMNq)

94 It was clear Cameron didn't want Brexit, but I admire him for the fact that he resigned rather than try to shepherd through a policy in which he didn't believe. That is really rare integrity these days.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (T6t7i)

95 These elites are totally unregenerate and morally dead inside. You will NEVER hear one admit sincere regret or humility or self-insight. A common pathogen of self-righteousness runs through all of them, through their culture.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


I've been schooled in this; it's not that power corrupts - It does, but there's a bigger phenomena at work.

It's that power attracts the worst of humanity.

Any structure, any situation that creates and fosters power will attract the worst people.

IF someone invented a sociopath-scanning device, it would meltdown when pointed at any group of politicians.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (cXV7n)

96 She's got a little Julianne Moore vibe going there.

Apparently I'm not watching enough Fox News.

With my pants down.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (8erNz)

97 I like Boris Johnson - he's like a cross between Donald Trump and Stephen Fry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

98 28 Anyone think her leaving may have something to do with Trump giving Barr the go-ahead to declassify documents related to his campaign?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (ptqGC)


Possibly, but she was also polling around US congress levels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (pUDQf)

99 75 >>My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.


Not to mention that she must shag like a minx!

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (VzI4f)

Just don't bring up her veganism...

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (cF8AT)

100 "None of these people will be missed."


Oh, I disagree. Some people just can't throw cabbage or a tomato very accurately. Some won't even hit the stocks, much less the person in them.

Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (PpL0X)

101 Apparently I'm not watching enough Fox News.

With my pants down.

Posted by: JEM

You have to put pants on first.

Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (vd8XM)

102 She May, but she Can't.

Posted by: Caliban at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (QE8X6)

103 >>>>>She was never set up to do that. She was brought in as PM to be the careful administrator, not the tree-shaker. The Conservatives specifically did NOT back any of the truly Leave candidates, she was put in office to try to walk back the referendum slowly, carefully, but nonetheless not actually DO anything.

----

It is my understanding that the Conservative party specifically changed their nominating process so that only those candidates selected and approved by party HQ could stand for office. In short, the local areas no longer have the ability to pick their own candidates, which is why there are so many Tory constituencies with heavy Brexit support but who are stuck with Remainer Tory MPs.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (/ZFVH)

104 [Tomstone Curly Bill "Well, bye." GIF]

GTFO

Posted by: FDR's TV at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (nS9If)

105 The truth is his typing can't keep up with the teleprompter.

Posted by: Theresa May at May 24, 2019 12:15 PM (JgGWZ)


The wite-out he puts on the screen to correct his mistakes isn't helping either.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (hLRSq)

106 Just don't bring up her veganism...
Posted by: Tami

She's a lesbian?

Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (vd8XM)

107 >>She's got a little Julianne Moore vibe going there.


She used to get pretty fired up on Red Eye.

You could tell she would be more than a handful.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (VzI4f)

108 . . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."

"Well, yeah. That choom ain't gonna smoke itself, you know. And it's, like, so haaard to get motivated when you, when you . . . What was I saying?"
_______________

Plus I really hate having to read and write shit when I could be in my room, looking at photos of Richard Branson and jerking myself off.

A much more productive use of my valuable time!

Posted by: Barky Obama at May 24, 2019 12:17 PM (k4dH2)

109 Another one bites the dust.. and another ones gone

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (O2RFr)

110 94 It was clear Cameron didn't want Brexit, but I admire him for the fact that he resigned rather than try to shepherd through a policy in which he didn't believe. That is really rare integrity these days.

This is true. The "I fucked up and I need to take a walk" thing is far too rare. That said, had he not walked the plank on his own he'd have probably been run out there with a cutlass anyway.

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (8erNz)

111
What the fuck else is there to negotiate? These guys are MAKING it hard - it doesn't have to be.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (rgPG6)


It's the same crap we heard here just before the 2016 election when they tolds us the world economy would collapse if we elected Trump.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (TAmPV)

112 My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.


Love her.


Yup. She's a proud Texan IIRC. She's a rather interesting looking woman, took me a while to decide if she was cute or not.


I have now made my decision: I'd have to be surgically removed from her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (HaL55)

113 70 http://bit.ly/2ExdZbA
*****
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)



Oh, The Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics brothers. Could this be part of Trump's letting the dogs loose?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (pOk21)

114 Gaylord has to run his verbal garbage past a passel of lawyers I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (1vFHw)

115 The UK should have just ripped the Band-Aid off instead of trying to slowly remove it.



Yeah, it hurts like fuck the moment you rip it off, but it's better than slowly peeling it off a little at a time and it still hurts.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 24, 2019 12:19 PM (fdTrp)

116 -
--
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM

---------------

I can't seem to read that headline and have it make sense. I may have had a stroke.

Posted by: irright at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (RVcmP)

117 She never once cried while attempting to screw over the voters.

She cries now because she can longer deny millions their voice.

There is no crying in baseball.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (oaepv)

118 http://bit.ly/2EwyzsV
*******
Never-Released Details: That Time Michael Avenatti Threatened To Sue Daily Caller Reporters | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (BqBId)

119 I can't seem to read that headline and have it make sense. I may have had a stroke

I don't get it either

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

120 #64 I read your poem Teresa May. DLTDHYITAOYWO

Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (TCEK7)

121

She's resigning because she accomplished her goal which was to derail the exit from the UN. Mission accomplished.

May did not Fail. She succeeded.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (uuUYB)

122 http://bit.ly/2ErqUf5
*******
The nation reacts to Theresa May's resignation...



WATCH THE BARTENDER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

123 114
Gaylord has to run his verbal garbage past a passel of lawyers I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma



Does he have editors to remove the uuuhhhhhhs and aaaaaaaaaaaaaands?

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (T6t7i)

124 None of these people will be missed.
..........

Adios politico gilipollas.

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (v0R5T)

125 Yup. She's a proud Texan IIRC. She's a rather interesting looking woman, took me a while to decide if she was cute or not.


I have now made my decision: I'd have to be surgically removed from her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (HaL55)
----------
She's definitely a 1.

I think she is from Bama though.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (9dQxE)

126 NeverBrexer. Vaya con Dios.

Posted by: red speck at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (6Krd7)

127 Theresa May: weighed in the balance and found wanting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (HOIfB)

128 Oh, The Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics brothers. Could this be part of Trump's letting the dogs loose?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (pOk21)
******
Also Twitter, TWITTER permanently BANNED them

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (BqBId)

129 Boris is favored, but there's a very large chunk of Tory MP's who just hate him. I think some (but by no means all) is related to the fact he led the Leave campaign in the Brexit Referendum.

The Tory MPs pick the two candidates (in a series of votes) that then get voted on by the wider party membership.

Lots of ratf*cking Tories will be trying to work out ways to game it so Boris isn't in one of the final two spots (since he'd win the membership vote easily against pretty much anyone).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (hdzef)

130

Did May really bring up that she was the second "female" prime minister? Why even bring that up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2019 12:22 PM (vEIlU)

131 Yup. She's a proud Texan IIRC. She's a rather interesting looking woman, took me a while to decide if she was cute or not.


I have now made my decision: I'd have to be surgically removed from her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (HaL55)

Virginian I think...or could be one of the Carolinas.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:22 PM (cF8AT)

132 Gaylord has to run his verbal garbage past a passel of lawyers I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Should be easy to write... I,I,I,Me,Me,Me,My,My,My

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

133 Give her some credit. She outsharted Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 24, 2019 12:22 PM (HawXc)

134 Boris Johnson sounds Trumpian. Musta read his book.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 24, 2019 12:22 PM (OX6sG)

135 She's definitely a 1.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic!


No. It is known.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (T6t7i)

136 119 I can't seem to read that headline and have it make sense. I may have had a stroke

I don't get it either
Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

That's the stupid local news here.

"Lee" is Lee County, where Fort Myers is

Posted by: Marybeth at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (CmURZ)

137 The second female prime minister, and the only bad one.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (HawXc)

138 113 70 http://bit.ly/2ExdZbA
*****
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)


Oh, The Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics brothers. Could this be part of Trump's letting the dogs loose?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (pOk21)

From 2016...

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (cF8AT)

139
Yup. She's a proud Texan IIRC. She's a rather interesting looking woman, took me a while to decide if she was cute or not.

She looks much different now than she did five years ago.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (TAmPV)

140 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election

because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a

ghostwriter like his wife'
=====

My cheap seats take is that he is traveling even more than when he was Pres (before and after PDJT to undermine foreign policy) and he has no time. Maybe he is making more for his various foundations traveling the world than he would for his book.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (MIKMs)

141 Virginia

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:24 PM (pOk21)

142
Lots of ratf*cking Tories will be trying to work out ways to game it
so Boris isn't in one of the final two spots (since he'd win the
membership vote easily against pretty much anyone).


Talk about rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. If the Tories don't get with the program, and even if they do, Nigel Farage is likely to be running things shortly.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

143 Virginian I think
---
Yep.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 24, 2019 12:24 PM (hjaPQ)

144 98 28 Anyone think her leaving may have something to do with Trump giving Barr the go-ahead to declassify documents related to his campaign?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:07 PM (ptqGC)


Possibly, but she was also polling around US congress levels.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2019 12:16 PM (pUDQf)

I think the polls are the real reason. Also, correlation is not causation.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

145 My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.


Love her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)


I remember her from the early morning Don Imus show.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (vEIlU)

146 She's definitely a 1.



I think she is from Bama though.


Some exhaustive research done on that Intarwebz thingy says she's originally from Virginia.
And she's vegan? That means I'd get bruised, which is OK. It'll go away after a while, plus I'd have something to brag about for a week or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (HaL55)

147 Oh, The Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics brothers. Could this be part of Trump's letting the dogs loose?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (pOk21)


Interesting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (hLRSq)

148 The same problem with most US Republican Congress critters as with May.

They just don't want to win.

Posted by: torabora at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (TCEK7)

149 I remember her from the early morning Don Imus show.
------------
Yep, she was great on there

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (9dQxE)

150 spying, filthy, limey phucktards. garden of phucks to give about them is as barren as their dental plan. we still have nazi palzi to put up with here.

Posted by: chavez rhe hugo at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (KP5rU)

151

Maybe now she can find a good Islamic dentist to take care of that mouth of hers.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (z8c2c)

152 Yup. She's a proud Texan IIRC. She's a rather interesting looking woman, took me a while to decide if she was cute or not.


I have now made my decision: I'd have to be surgically removed from her.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:18 PM (HaL55)



Virginian. From right outside of Lynchburg to be exact.

She plays her cards right, she might end up as my mistress.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 24, 2019 12:25 PM (fdTrp)

153 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election

because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a

ghostwriter like his wife'


Which means there will be a lot of ers..and ums...and generally poor grammar from this TelePrompter-less, Harvard educated empty suit.

Don't get the audio version 'cause you'll be hearing the English language butchered with corpse man mispeaks.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 24, 2019 12:26 PM (jYEmF)

154 As far as I can tell a "deal" Brexit involves the UK paying Brussels tens of billions of dollars.

A "no deal" Brexit involves no payments.

I know which I would choose.

Posted by: West at May 24, 2019 12:26 PM (7Fa8Y)

155 Boris Johnson reminds me a lot of Ted Cruz- he's a shameless opportunist but he says the right things and seems to understand which way the winds are blowing. I'm cautiously optimistic.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 24, 2019 12:26 PM (N4xQB)

156 lol get fucked, new world order

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 24, 2019 12:26 PM (+fPHo)

157 >>Virginian. From right outside of Lynchburg to be exact.


I wonder if she is related to Oddibe McDowell?

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:26 PM (VzI4f)

158 51 Obama has a hilarious announcement about his book.

https://tinyurl.com/y24mrd5w

Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife'


Is he going to eat a cat in this one?

And btw, this "marriage" is clearly in great shape. He's going out of his way to one-up his putative wife?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (HOIfB)

159
Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election


I'm sure there is a major rewrite going on.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

160 -
--
I don't get it either

Posted by: It's me donna at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)



That's the stupid local news here.



"Lee" is Lee County, where Fort Myers is


Posted by: Marybeth at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM

-------------------

I don't understand anything before the word Lee, either.

Posted by: irright at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (RVcmP)

161 The one Tory I'd really want is Jacob Rees-Mogg, but he seems pretty set on not going for it.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (N4xQB)

162 Did May really bring up that she was the second "female" prime minister? Why even bring that up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 24, 2019 12:22 PM (vEIlU)


She had to have something to put in her "Happy Cat" column; the "Sad Cat" side was getting a little full.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

163 It was of great regret to me that I'm not Muslim.

Posted by: Pope Frankie Baby at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (CRRq9)

164 >>And btw, this "marriage" is clearly in great shape. He's going out of his way to one-up his putative wife?


Well...


He lost the Dick Measuring Contest.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (VzI4f)

165 Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:23 PM (cF8AT)
*****
OOOOPS ! Sorry

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (BqBId)

166 Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News

Posted by: Deep State


Pickle Jam Sticks Loam Worry in Clam Sneak

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:28 PM (cXV7n)

167 I'm sure there is a major rewrite going on.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

Bill Ayers has been busy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 12:28 PM (H8QX8)

168 *******

Never-Released Details: That Time Michael Avenatti Threatened To Sue Daily Caller Reporters | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:20 PM (BqBId)

+++Some people have cherub sweet faces and can go through life cheating, stealing, and lying, virtually hiding the devil within. Avenatti is not one of these people. One look at him and I would not have trusted him enough to give him money to go to the post office and buy one stamp for me.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2019 12:28 PM (EjlXc)

169 I'm sure there is a major rewrite going on.
---
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. He'll have to wait a while to see who gets caught.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 24, 2019 12:28 PM (hjaPQ)

170 I don't understand anything before the word Lee, either.

Posted by: irright at May 24, 2019 12:27 PM (RVcmP)

Robert Edward

Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2019 12:28 PM (ykq7q)

171 Have you read her book The Art of the Surrender?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 12:28 PM (4U8Jq)

172 Michael Avennati's got that weird snakehead thing going on.

Posted by: James Carville at May 24, 2019 12:29 PM (hjaPQ)

173 My cheap seats take is that he is traveling even more than when he was
Pres (before and after PDJT to undermine foreign policy) and he has no
time. Maybe he is making more for his various foundations traveling the
world than he would for his book.


Well, I'm sure his life as a movie mogul for Netflix takes a lot of time. Say, what projects has he produced, again?

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:30 PM (T6t7i)

174 Bombadan watch:

@BNONews 4m

BREAKING: Suspected bomb explodes on street in the French city of Lyon, causing injuries - AFP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:30 PM (cXV7n)

175 Pickle Jam Sticks Loam Worry in Clam Sneak


I approve this message.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:30 PM (HaL55)

176 Michael Avennati's got that weird snakehead thing going on.
Posted by: James Carville



Does his neck keep trying to crawl up over his head?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (rGtm/)

177 Obama has a hilarious announcement about his book.

https://tinyurl.com/y24mrd5w

Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife'

Is he going to eat a cat in this one?

-
The Least Interesting "Man" In the World

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)

178 Michael Avennati's got that weird snakehead thing going on.

Posted by: James Carville at May 24, 2019 12:29 PM (hjaPQ)


That's just from the way is tongue keeps coming out and vibrating.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

179 >> http://bit.ly/2ExdZbA
*****
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News




Wait - the Krassenstein bros do something other than tweet replies at Trump???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (W+vEI)

180

May is bustin' out all over......

May bygones be bygones......

May exits as Boris Brexits......

CNN:BLOND MAN BAD and speaks FOONY.

Posted by: saf at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (5IHGB)

181 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election

In unrelated news, Bill Ayers has announced he'll be taking a tour around the world, and won't return until the 2020 election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (HOIfB)

182 Posted by: James Carville at May 24, 2019 12:29 PM (hjaPQ)

+++
LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (EjlXc)

183 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser

https://tinyurl.com/y2dwm4hf


I'll pray for him....

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:32 PM (cF8AT)

184 An old axiom from the days when public affairs involved serious and mature people: before enacting a decision that affects other people, one must consider the possibility of failure and how this would play out. It is, at the very least, a necessary and humbling mental process.

No liberal has ever done this in human history.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 12:32 PM (H8QX8)

185
Does his neck keep trying to crawl up over his head?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (rGtm/)

------

Thats why lawyers wear neckties.


Keeps their foreskin from creeping up over their faces.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

186 Well, I'm sure his life as a movie mogul for Netflix takes a lot of time. Say, what projects has he produced, again?
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:30 PM (T6t7i)


That's not fair. He produces a "project" every morning. It's just that he flushes them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:33 PM (HOIfB)

187 The thing is, if she could have saved her job by delivering a clean BREXIT, she still wouldn't have.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 24, 2019 12:33 PM (O7MnT)

188 >> Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser


To be fair. He hadn't eaten in like 7 minutes!

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:33 PM (VzI4f)

189 the video of may's resignation announcement shows her crying at the end. she gets emotional when expressing love for her country. i feel sorry for her.

but she states in the short speech that she's disappointed she failed, that she always tried to give voice to the downtrodden (or something) and her purpose was to create equality.

i found that very telling.


why was she even a tory?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 24, 2019 12:34 PM (Pg+x7)

190 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until
the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that
he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife'



Is he going to eat a cat in this one?



And btw, this "marriage" is clearly in great shape. He's going out of his way to one-up his putative wife?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019
**. . .
Hmph. Cats are for serfs.
And he no longer needs his so-called wife as a beard or to help with his polling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2019 12:34 PM (ClOmq)

191 >>Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife'




He's waiting to see what Trump and his DoJ have him on, eh? He wants to rebut or "contextualize" whatever comes out, I would guess.

Also, he's still a douchebag - who cares if you beat your wife's book sales? Go away.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

192 Trump taking question before boarding Marine one....

Q: Will you talk to Theresa May about 5 eyes.....missed the rest of the question.

Trump: Yes, I may very well talk to her about that.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:35 PM (cF8AT)

193 willowed, repeated for any interested -


saw The Cold Blue yesterday. Very good. Of course anything WWII is like crack, or donuts, for me.


Kind
of funny, started off with clips from a "Deutsche Wochenschau", the
German propaganda newsreel series that was produced right up to nearly
the surrender. I've watched dozens of those online, for historical
interest and a [mostly futile] effort to revive my krautish
comprehension.


Basically, restored/enhanced footage from 8th
Air Force missions, shot for the movie "Memphis Belle", interspersed
with veteran interviews. And a good "making of" extra after.


I'd
recommend people see it ..... but it was a one-time event. Assume it
will be available via online/cable sources, but not sure.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 12:35 PM (QDnY+)

194 -
OK. "Business brothers" is apparently a thing. If the idiot news had just put quotes around the term, like I just did, they wouldn't have confused most of the world who have never heard of whatever the fuck the "Business Brothers" is.

Posted by: irright at May 24, 2019 12:35 PM (RVcmP)

195 Wasn't Gaylord Focker's 'Dreams of My Commie Father' ghostwritten?


Douche

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2019 12:35 PM (pUDQf)

196 And btw, this "marriage" is clearly in great shape. He's going out of his way to one-up his putative wife?
______________

He needed a beard, and she needed a meal ticket. So far it's worked out well for both of them. And now they have money to burn and don't even need to spend time in the same house together.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (k4dH2)

197 I'm sure there is a major rewrite going on.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019
12:27 PM (TAmPV)
.........

"I know nuttink! Comey tell me nuttink!" - Barry Hussein Schultz

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

198 Ha ha ha, GF Theresa May.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (bcbK8)

199 Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)

I read that link. Does nobody there read and write in English anymore? That is a terrible headline. Why not: "Homeland Security raids K. Brothers' home in Lee."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (7njPr)

200 199 Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)

I read that link. Does nobody there read and write in English anymore? That is a terrible headline. Why not: "Homeland Security raids K. Brothers' home in Lee."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (7njPr)


Why not just "Get Fucked, Krassensteins!"?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (sm6Pk)

201 Wasn't Gaylord Focker's 'Dreams of My Commie Father' ghostwritten?


Douche
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2019 12:35 PM (pUDQf)


----

Yes.

Bill Ayers.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

202 There is a song in The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan from 1885 that covers this well.

I gave up trying after four attempts to cut and paste a sample so you could see.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (MAsS4)

203 166
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News



Posted by: Deep State



Pickle Jam Sticks Loam Worry in Clam Sneak

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019

*
*
. . .

Pepsi Makes Your Ancestors Come Back From the Grave

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (ClOmq)

204 >> Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
........

Pulling a hILLRY o O on us?

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

205 Well, I think Jerry Nadler is in need of prayer. He need healing People can really, really heavy for all kinds of reasons but if you become fat again after bariatric surgery it's probably because you're using food to make up for some pain in your life. Besides his whole demeanor is of an angry, bitter person and his work against Trump is personal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (ahS0B)

206 If May had been born early 1904's her name would have been........Elspissed-Cuck-Womble.

Posted by: saf at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (5IHGB)

207 >>. . . that she always tried to give voice to the downtrodden (or something) and her purpose was to create equality.


Is that a UK PM's top priority - creating equality??
Is that any first world leader's top priority?

Think we know why she failed. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

208 . . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."

Last time he actually tried to write a book (himself), he ended up jerking off in Bali, produced nothing, and had to return the book advance.

That's why Ayers had to lift him by his sagging shorts and write "Dreams From Someone Who Identified As My Father, The Playa."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (HOIfB)

209 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser

Oh, sure, HIM you're concerned about. Cry me a river.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler's booster seat and fart catcher at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (T6t7i)

210 " Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser"

He had a vision of a Golden Scalp Weasel tweeting insults to his face forever and the horror got to him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (hLRSq)

211 Reporter yelling question at Trump:

What if the Barr investigation doesn't turn out the way you THINK it will!?

You should of heard this pos' tone...unbelievable.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)

212 British patriots: We want to leave the EU

Globalist would-be rulers of Britain: Well we think that's a terrible idea. Tell you what. We'll let Britain vote on it. If you lose, will you drop this?

BPs: And if you lose, will Britain leave the EU?

GWBRB: Yea, sure, whatever.

*Brexit passes*

BPs: Ok, we'd like to leave the EU now please. That was the deal.


GWBRB: No, we don't want to leave the EU! That's a terrible idea. Tell you what. Instead of leaving the EU, we're going to make Britain even more dependent on the EU.

BPs: Why would we agree to that? We won. You agreed that was the deal.

GWBRB: OMG, you're so inflexible! What's wrong with you? Compromise isn't a dirty word.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

213 Pickle Jam Sticks Loam Worry in Clam Sneak

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019

"Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"

A shiny quarter for anyone who knows where I got this quote.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (xPJvm)

214 Well, I think Jerry Nadler is in need of prayer.

---

Ever notice that most people in need of prayer are also in dire need of an ass whoopin.???


Just an observation.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

215 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
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I'm not seeing the poblano here...

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (hjaPQ)

216 195 Wasn't Gaylord Focker's 'Dreams of My Commie Father' ghostwritten?
_________________

Both of "Obama's" books were written by somebody else. "Dreams" was written by Bill Ayers, and "Audacity" was written by Jon Favreau.

And whatever pablum next has Obama's name on it, you can be sure that most of the writing was done by someone else. Obama is lazy and he's also a lousy writer, as we've seen from the very few examples of his work that are available.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (k4dH2)

217 Well, I think Jerry Nadler is in need of prayer.

The late RBG is in need of a requiem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (HOIfB)

218 Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (rGtm/)

219 "To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."
He must have read "The Art of the Deal" by the master himself.

Posted by: PJ at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (qlTN9)

220 Jerry Nads was in need of prayer thirty years ago. Now he just needs tar and feathers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (Z216Q)

221
What if the Barr investigation doesn't turn out the way you THINK it will!?

-------

TRUMP: Then Ill know EXACTLY how all of you bastards felt after the Meuller report.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (8XRCm)

222 Pepsi Makes Your Ancestors Come Back From the Grave

Oobin glit!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (HaL55)

223 204
>> Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
His color was NOT good at all. I've seen corpses with a healthier look.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

224 Had to mute this presser....these people are just beyond the pale.

Rank hostility.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (cF8AT)

225 211 Reporter yelling question at Trump:

What if the Barr investigation doesn't turn out the way you THINK it will!?

You should of heard this pos' tone...unbelievable.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)

I know you are but what am I! Huh? Huh?

Posted by: Great moments in American Journalism at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

226 speaking of needs and not being UK commies...

If you live in WA state and want to buy a pistol, do it before June 1st.

If you want a rifle, buy one before July 1st.

The new laws will suck. And, frankly, I expect a bunch of gun shops to close down. By design.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (bcbK8)

227 216 Both of "Obama's" books were written by somebody else. "Dreams" was written by Bill Ayers, and "Audacity" was written by Jon Favreau.

And whatever pablum next has Obama's name on it, you can be sure that most of the writing was done by someone else. Obama is lazy and he's also a lousy writer, as we've seen from the very few examples of his work that are available.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (k4dH2)


And I'm willing to bet that King Barry is so damned lazy he didn't even bother having them interview him so they'd at least have something he actually said to write from.

He probably just said "Y'all know me, make some shit up!"

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (sm6Pk)

228 Well, I think Jerry Nadler is in need of prayer. He need healing People
can really, really heavy for all kinds of reasons but if you become fat
again after bariatric surgery it's probably because you're using food
to make up for some pain in your life. Besides his whole demeanor is of
an angry, bitter person and his work against Trump is personal


You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. I just think he's an a**hole in need of a prolonged gauntlet run.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (T6t7i)

229 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
........

Pulling a hILLRY o O on us?
Posted by: wth at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)
*******
Stress can have that effect

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (BqBId)

230 >>I think Jerry Nadler is in need of prayer.


He's not interested in Prayer.

You can't put Bacon Bits on it.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (VzI4f)

231
Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser

https://tinyurl.com/y2dwm4hf


I'll pray for him....
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:32 PM (cF8AT

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He did not look well. He even mumbled he wasn't doing well.

Is the Trump Curse a real thing?

Posted by: rd at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (EK+Pw)

232 "Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"



A shiny quarter for anyone who knows where I got this quote.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019

*
*
. . .
Monty Python?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (ClOmq)

233 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

"We'll leave when the time is right."

Britspeak for "over my dead body."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (HOIfB)

234 "It's that power attracts the worst of humanity. -- Any structure, any situation that creates and fosters power will attract the worst people."

plus, the "worst people" are better at advancing, because they are willing to kneecap the competition to advance themselves. (but they covertly pay someone else to do the dirty work, while they act pure)


Much of current politics/business is not providing the better mousetrap, but sabotaging the competition, bribing the government overseers, getting around the rules of fairness/civility. They make deals with the mice even ... (deals with the drug cartels, bribes from the Chinese, money from Russia for our uranium, etc)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

235 There is a song in The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan from 1885 that covers this well.



I gave up trying after four attempts to cut and paste a sample so you could see.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (MAsS4)

=============================
I thought about that in #88. Should have linked the video and/or the lyrics.

Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (Pqytn)

236 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser



Up all night worrying about declassification?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

237 222 Pepsi Makes Your Ancestors Come Back From the Grave

Oobin glit!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (HaL55)

They'll be so disappointed in me.

But I will have Pepsi to offer them. So...break even?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (bcbK8)

238 223
204

>> Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
His color was NOT good at all. I've seen corpses with a healthier look.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

++++The charming de Blasio looked exasperated. Tried to feign sympathy.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (EjlXc)

239 What a fucking Friday this is going to be.

Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (q177U)

240 And whatever pablum next has Obama's name on it, you can be sure that
most of the writing was done by someone else. Obama is lazy and he's
also a lousy writer, as we've seen from the very few examples of his
work that are available.


That stoopid SCOAMF can't even speak. How is it possible he can write?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (HaL55)

241 232 "Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"



A shiny quarter for anyone who knows where I got this quote.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Monty Python?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (ClOmq)

That's Bloom County

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (bcbK8)

242 Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)
*******
Admiral Mike Rogers told me all should have been his answere

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (BqBId)

243 228 You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. I just think he's an a**hole in need of a prolonged gauntlet run.


Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (T6t7i)

Pump cake frosting directly into his bloodstream.

Sotomayor's, too.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (sm6Pk)

244 >My favorite woman on Fox is Dagen McDowell. She refuses to put up with any crap from blathering libs and takes no prisoners.


Not to mention that she must shag like a minx!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:12 PM (VzI4f)
---------
Her beat down of Juan a few days back was fantastic.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (Xvo1a)

245 Well, since you mention RBG, I hope PDJT gets around to inviting her to lunch at the WH when he returns. Just so we can get the photo.


The press is obviously covering up for her, but America deserves to know if she is still ambulatory or not.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (Z216Q)

246 213 Pickle Jam Sticks Loam Worry in Clam Sneak

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019

"Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"

A shiny quarter for anyone who knows where I got this quote.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 12:39 PM (xPJvm)

Bloom County, back when it was funny. Probably either Opus or Bill the Cat.

Posted by: Great moments in American Journalism at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

247 http://bit.ly/2ExdZbA
*****
Business brothers own Lee home raided by Homeland Security - NBC2 News




Wait - the Krassenstein bros do something other than tweet replies at Trump???
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 12:31 PM (W+vEI)
*****************
I did not know that. Wonder if this all has something to do with the permanent Twitter ban.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (RBOtF)

248 The Gunt has its costs:


@ChadPergram 5m

Nadler "is okay" & "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (cXV7n)

249 Sebastian Gorka DrG
@SebGorka
It has begun

@realDonaldTrump has unleashed his secret weapon.

In the next few days the conspirators will begin to tear at each other.

Stayed tuned friends:

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (BqBId)

250 Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (VzI4f)

I have no idea of Nadler's theological POV (Does he claim any religious affiliation?), but everybody needs prayer, IMO-biased as it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (ahS0B)

251 Oh, sure, HIM you're concerned about. Cry me a river.


Posted by: Jerry Nadler's booster seat and fart catcher at May 24, 2019 12:38 PM (T6t7i)


I can see him moving his seat higher, and Adam Schiff then doing the same, just like in the barber chair scene in The Great Dictator.

https://tinyurl.com/y6elpmzv

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (hLRSq)

252 >>"Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"


That's from a Comic Strip, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (VzI4f)

253 He needed a beard, and she needed a meal ticket. So far it's worked out well for both of them. And now they have money to burn and don't even need to spend time in the same house together.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:36 PM (k4dH2)


Do any Democrats have real marriages? I mean where the kids, if any, don't send Father's Day cards to a turkey baster?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (HOIfB)

254 Reporter yelling question at Trump:

What if the Barr investigation doesn't turn out the way you THINK it will!?

You should of heard this pos' tone...unbelievable.
Posted by: Tami


Idiot doesn't realize that Trump already KNOWS what's going to be found.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (rGtm/)

255 Nadler "is okay" & "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup
*******
IV of Gravy

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 12:44 PM (BqBId)

256 Nadler "is okay" "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (cXV7n)

=========================
"Ok. Now roll him over."

Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2019 12:44 PM (Pqytn)

257 MSM sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 24, 2019 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

258 Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (T6t7i)

I will never be a better man than you are, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:44 PM (ahS0B)

259 . . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."

I believe he's actually writing this as much as I believed I could keep my doctor.

Posted by: Biergood at May 24, 2019 12:44 PM (uGKH7)

260 I have no idea of Nadler's theological POV



He worships Little Debbie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

261 Nadler "is okay" "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (cXV7n)

+++Next siting will be Nadler outside smiling, dancing, hugging a little street urchin.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (EjlXc)

262 Hello, my fellow Kenyans. I can in fact write. Doing my own cookbook as we speak. You're going to love my muttloaf recipe.

Posted by: Uncle Barky at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (Z+ic4)

263 253 Do any Democrats have real marriages? I mean where the kids, if any, don't send Father's Day cards to a turkey baster?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (HOIfB)

No.

You don't get in the club without agreeing to do all sorts of nasty deviant shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)

264 Gaylord has to run his verbal garbage past a passel of lawyers I bet.

Posted by: Anna Puma


Does he have editors to remove the uuuhhhhhhs and aaaaaaaaaaaaaands?
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (T6t7i)


Or to make sure the verb is the right tense, which is surely 50% max.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

265 They'll be so disappointed in me.



But I will have Pepsi to offer them. So...break even?


The Pepsi will be removing of the shame of the family upon you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (HaL55)

266 >>Nadler "is okay" "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup


Whale Explodes on NYC Street

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (VzI4f)

267 Do any Democrats have real marriages? I mean where the kids, if any, don't send Father's Day cards to a turkey baster?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (ahS0B)

268
How I Fooled Everyone: My Life as America's First Non-Citizen, Gay, Kenyan, Black President

How I Fooled Everyone: My Life as America's First Non-Citizen, Gay, Kenyan, Black President

My Life as America's First Non-Citizen, Gay, Kenyan, Black President

My Life as America's First Gay, Black President

My Life as America's First BlackReal President

My Life as America's First Real President

My Life as America's President

My Life as President

My Life

My

Me

Me Me

Me Me Me

Posted by: Barack Obama working on the title for "his" new book at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (CRRq9)

269 "Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"

A shiny quarter for anyone who knows where I got this quote.

-
Nancy Pelosi's foreign policy speech?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

270 258 Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (T6t7i)

I will never be a better man than you are, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:44 PM (ahS0B)


I mean, some Anabolic Steroids and...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)

271 >>He worships Little Debbie.


He eschews the almighty Ralph.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (VzI4f)

272 "Voters might have forgiven May had she tried to secure a proper Brexit, but she never intended to. Failure is one thing, betrayal is another."

https://spectator.us/brexit-means-boris/

Posted by: JEM at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (8erNz)

273 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
His color was NOT good at all.


"Ha, ha. I was kidding. Trump hasn't released all the documents yet after all!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (HOIfB)

274 Well, I think Jerry Nadler is in need of prayer. He need healing People can really, really heavy for all kinds of reasons but if you become fat again after bariatric surgery it's probably because you're using food to make up for some pain in your life. Besides his whole demeanor is of an angry, bitter person and his work against Trump is personal
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (ahS0B)

Fen, I agree, it is personal. Trump has said he battled Nadler before over projects Trump was involved in NYC, and Nadler was in the NY State Assembly. He created some commission there on railways, etc. and at some point they were at odds with each other.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (FRho3)

275 Well, if Boris won't do the job, I'll just have to write to the lead singer of Echo and The Bunnymen.

Posted by: Rik at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (5NtX5)

276 +++Next siting will be Nadler outside smiling, dancing, hugging a little street urchin.
---
Yeah, but that won't be the REAL Nadler.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (hjaPQ)

277 >>"Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!"



DeathTongue Rules!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (hLRSq)

278 That's Bloom County
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 12:42 PM (bcbK

Ding! Ding! Ding!

*searches couch cushions for shiny quarter*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (xPJvm)

279 RIP The Paramedics Who Carried Nadler to the Ambulance

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (oVJmc)

280 Sorry; Jumpy computer. My husband and I are DINO's. It's a real marriage, Does that count?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (ahS0B)

281
211 Reporter yelling question at Trump:

What if the Barr investigation doesn't turn out the way you THINK it will!?



a weird question to ask someone you've accused of being a dictator for the last two years.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (TAmPV)

282 Nadler "is okay" & "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (cXV7n)

Nadler is NOT okay.
Take a look at that fat bastard.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (NFEMn)

283 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (ahS0B)

----

Amy Schumer..... is that you??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (8XRCm)

284 OSHA to investigate mountain climbing, new regs in 48 months.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (RuIsu)

285 Nadler "is okay" "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:43 PM (cXV7n)

The Coast Guard is going to airlift him to SeaWorld.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (hLRSq)

286 Posted by: Barack Obama working on the title for "his" new book at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (CRRq9)

"You Fucked Up! You Trusted Me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (HOIfB)

287 The video of Jerry fainting at DiBlasio's news conference is shocking. He should resign immediately and full-time seek medical care. Crazy Nancy too. And Biden, who obviously needs to be kept away from females (even his own wife pushed his arms away the other day).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (Z216Q)

288 "The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal. To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."

Gee, where have I heard that before? It sounds like something that one who knows how to negotiate would say.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (xjiRE)

289 Nadler is 5' 4" ... (via a quick search) ... short man disease, plus, he had his stomach stapled ... or some such thang, to lose 100 pounds. That must cause some problems, on top of his other problems ... and he is 71.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

290 Fen, I agree, it is personal. Trump has said he battled Nadler before over projects Trump was involved in NYC, and Nadler was in the NY State Assembly. He created some commission there on railways, etc. and at some point they were at odds with each other.
Posted by: Jen the original



Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (rGtm/)

291 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife' Bill Ayers like his last two biographies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (4U8Jq)

292 Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (ahS0B)

293 @KOCOShelby

FLASH FLOODING RISK GOING UP!
This is a serious threat today & into tonight, especially for northern Oklahoma.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (cXV7n)

294 @155: "Boris Johnson reminds me a lot of Ted Cruz- he's a shameless opportunist but he says the right things and seems to understand which way the winds are blowing. I'm cautiously optimistic."

Boris is a squish.

Many of his old friends were publicly "surprised" by his support for the Leave campaign. Most thought he'd be a Remainer based on private conversations before the referendum.

And no one should forget that May herself said "no deal is better than a bad deal" before flaking out again and again and again.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Boris got the job, but the government fell under a vote of no confidence, and a general election was forced before the already extended Brexit deadline of October 31.

It'd be an unholy mess, but a minority Labour government in coalition with the Liberal Democrats and Scottish National Party wouldn't be out of the question, predicated on a promise of a second Brexit referendum.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (I/iGu)

295 ... here's what may said...

"the privilege of this office is to give voice to the voiceless, to fight the burning injustices that scar our society..." then she gives a list of programs for victims and the oppressed bu injustice.

again, if that's what a conservative p.m. in london is about, why isn't she a liberal?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (Pg+x7)

296 287 The video of Jerry fainting at DiBlasio's news conference is shocking. He should resign immediately and full-time seek medical care. Crazy Nancy too. And Biden, who obviously needs to be kept away from females (even his own wife pushed his arms away the other day).


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (Z216Q)


All 3 of them need to be in GITMO.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (sm6Pk)

297 284 OSHA to investigate mountain climbing, new regs in 48 months.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (RuIsu)

Those are going to be some pretty incredible nets.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

298 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife' Bill Ayers like his last two biographies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (4U8Jq)

He has to delay it.
By this time next year, he might be in jail.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (NFEMn)

299 248 Is now receiving a checkup


Or maybe a couple of Hungarians.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (vWMNq)

300

Business brothers need the Justice Brothers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (aKsyK)

301 I have no idea of Nadler's theological POV (Does he claim any religious
affiliation?), but everybody needs prayer, IMO-biased as it is.


Nadler worships power: His own.

That's all he recognizes. No God, no Jesus, no higher authority to which he should be accountable, no nothing.

Just raw power. He's a sick man who's been fighting against PDT for decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (HaL55)

302 I almost feel sorry for IG Horowitz. With all of the finger-pointing, the last-minute memory recoveries, documents suddenly being discovered, missing archives found, and a President with his hair on fire, the DOJ's inspectorate staff must be in rewrite 24/7.

Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (Pqytn)

303 Amy Schumer..... is that you??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:46 PM (8XRCm)
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I heard she's reproducing, or has recently. Wonder what'll happen.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (Xvo1a)

304 Epoch Times dissects CNN's lie on Trump.

http://tinyurl.com/y3duk7jd

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3duk7jd

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (pOk21)

305 It was the apple cider donuts. He saw the picture and Nads couldn't stop himself. He ate them all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (Z216Q)

306 >>I almost feel sorry for IG Horowitz. With all of the finger-pointing, the last-minute memory recoveries, documents suddenly being discovered, missing archives found, and a President with his hair on fire, the DOJ's inspectorate staff must be in rewrite 24/7.


Not making a joke, but I hear his Staff is YUGE.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (VzI4f)

307 Nadler thought he saw an angry Candice Owens.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (4U8Jq)

308 Nadler "is okay" "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup


"Got another one," carving notch on stick.

Posted by: The Bollard at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (HOIfB)

309 You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din. I just think he's an a**hole in need of a prolonged gauntlet run.

-
Jerry, take a Hellfire bath and call me in eternity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

310 Jim Treacher cried along with her.

Posted by: Quilp at May 24, 2019 12:50 PM (Bf3hj)

311 305 It was the apple cider donuts. He saw the picture and Nads couldn't stop himself. He ate them all.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (Z216Q)

I feel like Nadler wouldn't eat anything that isn't covered in a viscous goop that he could spread all over himself.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:50 PM (sm6Pk)

312 Besides his whole demeanor is of an angry, bitter person and his work against Trump is personal
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:37 PM (ahS0B)

Healing for the likes of him comes from a dirt nap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:50 PM (7njPr)

313 Nadler "is okay" "responsive" after fainting in NY. His office says he's "okay." Is now receiving a checkup


I always win.

Posted by: Gravity at May 24, 2019 12:50 PM (oVJmc)

314 289
Nadler is 5' 4" ... (via a quick search) ... short man disease, plus, he
had his stomach stapled ... or some such thang, to lose 100 pounds.
That must cause some problems, on top of his other problems ... and he
is 71.


And therein lies the problem with politicians in general, and Dems in particular. With all of those problems, and your lifespan probably not towards the high side, why on earth would you spend your 70s in DC doing this kind of nonsense? Ahab had nothing on these guys.

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (T6t7i)

315 306 >>I almost feel sorry for IG Horowitz. With all of the finger-pointing, the last-minute memory recoveries, documents suddenly being discovered, missing archives found, and a President with his hair on fire, the DOJ's inspectorate staff must be in rewrite 24/7.


Not making a joke, but I hear his Staff is YUGE.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:49 PM (VzI4f)

They don't call me Johnny Wadd Horowitz for nothing. [Waggles eyebrows]

Posted by: IG Horowitz at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

316 Which one of these wymyn is Nadler's daughter:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysyp4xe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

317 Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser
His color was NOT good at all. I've seen corpses with a healthier look.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

++++The charming de Blasio looked exasperated. Tried to feign sympathy.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 24, 2019 12:41 PM (EjlXc)
*************
Almost looks like he was having a stroke.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (RBOtF)

318 I'd probably pass out if I had to attend a Presser by De Blah too, but I hope for the sake of those that love him (I hope some people genuinely do) that's he o.k. I wish he would feel like ending the Trump witch hunt, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (ahS0B)

319
I still think Nadler looks like the boss in Dilbert...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

320 265 They'll be so disappointed in me.



But I will have Pepsi to offer them. So...break even?

The Pepsi will be removing of the shame of the family upon you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (HaL55)

Well Coke gets out blood stains, so seems plausible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK8)

321 Rampart, this is squad 51. We've got an adult white male approximately 400 pounds. Unresponsive and unconscious.

Squad 51, Dixie says start an immediate pastry cream IV push and get him to Rampart as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2019 12:52 PM (gC2IV)

322 316 Which one of these wymyn is Nadler's daughter:



She has his gunt.

Posted by: Gravity at May 24, 2019 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

323 188 >> Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser

To be fair. He hadn't eaten in like 7 minutes!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:33 PM (VzI4f)


He was food insecure!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:52 PM (HOIfB)

324 My

Me

Me Me

Me Me Me
Posted by: Barack Obama working on the title for "his" new book at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (CRRq9)


touche!


and there, in the last 4 lines, is the entire book!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM (sy5kK)

325 Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (rGtm/)

(opens Aspirin tin, removes tiny violin)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM (7njPr)

326 She is going to virtue signal in June by trashing Trump on her home turf. She should be forced out by then.

Posted by: Quilp at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM (Bf3hj)

327 316 Which one of these wymyn is Nadler's daughter:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysyp4xe
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

Twins. Mrs. Nadler is still recovering.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

328 My

Me

Me Me

Me Me Me

Posted by: Barack Obama working on the title for "his" new book at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (CRRq9)


You left out "I" and all the ummms and errrrrrs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

329 Does he have editors to remove the uuuhhhhhhs and aaaaaaaaaaaaaands?
Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 12:21 PM (T6t7i)
_________________

There's probably a whole team of editors trying to decipher and re-write Obama's bullshit into something more coherent.

But we all know that even if the end product sucks ass (despite the Herculean efforts of all the editors re-writing it), the MSM will slobber all over themselves to proclaim Obama a genius again.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (k4dH2)

330 Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.


Some Tibetan is making a fortune selling unused return tickets.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (oVJmc)

331 All 3 of them need to be in GITMOswinging from the end of a rope

There, FIFY

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (3U22A)

332 You don't get in the club without agreeing to do all sorts of nasty deviant shit.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (ahS0B)

333 Twins. Mrs. Nadler is still recovering.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

-----

pfffft....

Mrs Nadler reached critical mass and went thru mitosis

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

334
Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler Appears to Almost Pass Out at de Blasio Presser


I NEED A BUCKET OF CHICKLEN STAT!! EXTRA CRISPY!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (TAmPV)

335 I feel like Nadler wouldn't eat anything that isn't covered in a viscous goop that he could spread all over himself.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:50 PM (sm6Pk)

=============
Two schools of thought: one says Jerry would eat anything at all, and the other says he's particular and prefers to slobber honey all over it before he will open his pie hole. We need to conduct an experiment to find out the truth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (Z216Q)

336 >>Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.


Hmm...empathy meter didn't even budge.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (VzI4f)

337 Rampart, this is squad 51. We've got an adult white male approximately 400 pounds. Unresponsive and unconscious.

Squad 51, Dixie says start an immediate pastry cream IV push and get him to Rampart as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


EMERGENCY~!

Loved that show as a kid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (cXV7n)

338 You don't get in the club without agreeing to do all sorts of nasty deviant shit.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (ahS0B)

-------

SOMEBODY GET HER KEYBOARD BEFORE SHE KILLS SOMEBODY!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

339 You may rest now, Comrade May.

Posted by: Boris Batanov at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

340 "her likely successors are pushing the hard-line fantasy of a no-deal exit . . ."

No bias there on the part of the NY Times. Nope. Just straight news.

Are there any f*****g grownups in journalism anymore?

Sorry to start out the weekend with such a dumb question.

Posted by: Furious George at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (9vQJW)

341 Picturing Nadler at the end of the Mr. Creosote sketch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

342 Here's the Nadler clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfW3PD49rw

My guess: a small stroke. But in any case, he looks like hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (HOIfB)

343 >>> Boris Johnson said at an economic conference in Switzerland: "We will leave the EU on October 31, deal or no deal... The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal. To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away."

Thug life is best life!

Once he is PM I want a vid of Trump, Boris, and the presidents of Australia and Italy walking together in slow mo. The last fight against the globalist tide, swaggering like a boss.

Posted by: LizLem at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (hvf9s)

344 265 They'll be so disappointed in me.



But I will have Pepsi to offer them. So...break even?

The Pepsi will be removing of the shame of the family upon you.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (HaL55)


THE SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK

Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (sm6Pk)

345 You don't get in the club without agreeing to do all sorts of nasty deviant shit.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 24, 2019 12:45 PM (sm6Pk)

I registered as a Democrat at age 18. Nobody ever told me about the nasty, deviant stuff and at one time I was quite cute. I lead such a boring life, Democrats call me and ring my door bell sometimes. They never ask me to "nasty deviant stuff party"-just say "Vote for _________"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (ahS0B)

346 298 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife' Bill Ayers like his last two biographies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (4U8Jq)

He has to delay it.
By this time next year, he might be in jail.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (NFEMn)


Barry will never go to jail. The riots would be too severe.

But everyone else that was involved with the Coup to overthrow the duly elected President of the United States? Including Loretta Lynch and VP Joe Biden?


Oh, yeah, nobody gonna riot for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (sy5kK)

347 Nadler's blood pressure makes his heart sound like Lars Ulrich playing the drums.

Dude's not long for this world, and I'm fine with it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

348 >>My guess: a small stroke.


He should have asked for a discount!

Posted by: Bob Kraft at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (VzI4f)

349 316 Which one of these wymyn is Nadler's daughter:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysyp4xe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

==========

Holy moly!


Is he seriously related to one or both of those captive whales?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (Z216Q)

350 316 Which one of these wymyn is Nadler's daughter:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysyp4xe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

The real struggle was her putting on her pants.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

351 touche!





and there, in the last 4 lines, is the entire book!

"Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich."
"Malkovich! Malkovich!
"Malkovich?
"Malkovich."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (HaL55)

352
EMERGENCY~!
Loved that show as a kid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (cXV7n)


The opening theme song was annoying though.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (TAmPV)

353 The ribs are on the grill. My wife has a long mustache.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (vtcmf)

354 "The Struggle is Real", yeah, that's what her pants are saying.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (pOk21)

355 Posted by: fixerupper at May 24, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

Calm down. I'm not going to kill anybody-unless you live in my computer. I might kill it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (ahS0B)

356 The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal. To get things done you need to be prepared to walk away.--Boris Johnson
Gee, what other well-known public figure does that sound like, so familiar, just in the back of my head who could it be...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (bvp+i)

357 didn't read the content

Posted by: bueau of land grab and mismanagement at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (/KMiM)

358 They never ask me to "nasty deviant stuff party"-just say "Vote for _________"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (ahS0B)


'Cause he'll do the nasty deviant stuff you won't do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (HOIfB)

359 330 Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.


Some Tibetan is making a fortune selling unused return tickets.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:54 PM (oVJmc)
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Did you see the pic of the line of climbers trying to get to the summit.

Holy hell.

Literally hundreds trying to reach the summit at the same time.

Posted by: WisRich at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (G0vdT)

360 I'm sure Twitter's already burning up with 'Trump Sends CIA to Kill Nadler' stories.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

361 Boris Johnson!!!!!

youtu.be/BtMs-_VEeyE

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (YgnBV)

362 Fen, no worries. My wife is also a lifetime Democrat. She just hates all the present Democrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (Z216Q)

363 Epoch Times dissects CNN's lie on Trump.

http://tinyurl.com/y3duk7jd

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3duk7jd
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 12:48 PM (pOk21)

This Gina Shakespear chick is lovely

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (NFEMn)

364 Barry will never go to jail. The riots would be too severe.

But everyone else that was involved with the Coup to overthrow the duly elected President of the United States? Including Loretta Lynch and VP Joe Biden?


Oh, yeah, nobody gonna riot for them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I'm ok with riots for Barry.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (rGtm/)

365 I never get invited to nasty deviant stuff parties. Or any parties, for that matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

366 Tucker should send donuts to Nadlers office, in addition to Stelters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (Z216Q)

367 @218: "Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season."

Single file line of 300 people trying to summit on the same day.

I dunno about you guys, but I'd have zero faith that a line that long would make it there and back in an orderly fashion, especially when oxygen deprived and on the literal edge of death.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (I/iGu)

368 330 Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.


Some Tibetan is making a fortune selling unused return tickets.
_________________

Did you see the photo of all the people on the mountain?

The friggin' lines for rides at Disney land have fewer people in them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (k4dH2)

369 >>Did you see the pic of the line of climbers trying to get to the summit.

>Holy hell.

>>Literally hundreds trying to reach the summit at the same time.


"Climbing" Everest is a fucking joke, anymore.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (VzI4f)

370 You know what else isn't a dirty word? "National sovereignty."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

371 I figure it went down like this:

We know de Blasio is a well known groundhog killer. Before they started speaking, de Blasio whispered, "Do you see your shadow, fat man?" Nadler fainted from the implied threat.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 24, 2019 12:59 PM (hdzef)

372 The opening theme song was annoying though.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


True.

Just substitute in CHiPs' theme song instead and put on your Adam 12 plastic helmet while you run around the wood-paneled kindergarden like me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (cXV7n)

373
I'm sure Twitter's already burning up with 'Trump Sends CIA to Kill Nadler' stories.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

------

Because 'witch hunt' is a killing word.

Posted by: Kwizacht Donaldracht at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

374 327 316 Which one of these wymyn is Nadler's daughter:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yysyp4xe
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)


In unrelated news, the Packers announced signing two new defensive linemen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (HOIfB)

375 Nobody climbs Everest anymore. It's too crowded.

Posted by: Yogi Bera at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)

376 The real struggle was her putting on her pants.



Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

============
I doubt she gets dressed without help. Putting on socks must be a project.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (Z216Q)

377 No, none of them will be missed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (isI7q)

378 Wandering in here late, so maybe y'all have talked about it already. I don't think I understand exactly who the EU thinks they are. There appear to be demands they're putting on the Brits.

At what point do an enslaved and beholden people cast off their shackles, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats?


Since when did Britain become a vassal state, and how the F did these shitty pols manage to pull this switcheroo on the whole nation, with such obvious intent to never leave that infernal organization of Euro trashholes?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (a2xio)

379 I ate Everest.

Posted by: Jerry at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (vtcmf)

380 >> Nobody climbs Everest anymore. It's too crowded.


When you get to a Fork in the Himalayas, take it.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (VzI4f)

381 342 Here's the Nadler clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfW3PD49rw

My guess: a small stroke. But in any case, he looks like hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 12:56 PM (HOIfB)


Being a Liar and a Seditionist is getting to Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless. Too much pressure.

Even he is feeling guilty from his own actions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (sy5kK)

382 My guess: a small stroke. But in any case, he looks like hell.

He was not responsive. That's my guess, too.

He needs to resign immediately. It's clear he can't physically fulfill the requirements of his office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (HaL55)

383 It was a great regret of mine that I couldn't bring about racial unity.

- Barack obama.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (/Njku)

384 nood

Posted by: pep at May 24, 2019 01:01 PM (T6t7i)

385
Nobody climbs Everest anymore. It's too crowded.

Posted by: Yogi Bera at May 24, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)


Obviously they need to build a high speed rail line to the summit.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 24, 2019 01:02 PM (TAmPV)

386 Nadler passed out when his blood cholesterol fell into triple digits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

387 Virtually no one likes De Blasio. No one. Even people who voted for him.
Of course, in NYC, a '57 Chevy would be elected mayor if it had a (D) by it's name...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

388 I haven't heard one person say to me that they miss Barack Obama.

Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2019 01:02 PM (Pqytn)

389 Here's the Nadler clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfW3PD49rw

My guess: a small stroke. But in any case, he looks like hell.


The Trump Curse strikes again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 01:03 PM (HOIfB)

390 Did you see the pic of the line of climbers trying to get to the summit.



Holy hell.



Literally hundreds trying to reach the summit at the same time.


They're all going to climb it at once using the "Barrel Full of Monkeys Toy" method.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 01:04 PM (HaL55)

391 Barack Obama has 'delayed his book release until the 2020 election because he wants to outsell Michelle' and 'brags that he isn't using a ghostwriter like his wife' Bill Ayers like his last two biographies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 12:47 PM (4U8Jq)

Remember how the press always fell over their dicks to proclaim how much Barry and Michelle loved each other?

Because throwing shade at your spouse and attempting to undermine their accomplishments (even if what you're saying is true) is totally what someone who loved their wife would do.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 24, 2019 01:05 PM (KUaJL)

392 389 Here's the Nadler clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQfW3PD49rw

My guess: a small stroke. But in any case, he looks like hell.

The Trump Curse strikes again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 01:03 PM (HOIfB)
---------

Um yeah, that's not good.

Posted by: WisRich at May 24, 2019 01:06 PM (G0vdT)

393 67
These elites are totally unregenerate and morally dead inside. You will
NEVER hear one admit sincere regret or humility or self-insight. A
common pathogen of self-righteousness runs through all of them, through
their culture.

--Just so, sir! Reminds me of the old TV show "The Invaders," they look human enough, but they are really aliens salted through our societies serving some secret hostile power...#DISGUSTING

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 24, 2019 01:07 PM (bvp+i)

394 304
Epoch Times dissects CNN's lie on Trump.


More Gena Shakespeare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fboLAx01zg

Kamala and Barr.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa at May 24, 2019 01:09 PM (vWMNq)

395 Saw something at TownHall about the freshman IL DC rep (who replaced Roskam -- suburban district split at least twice). Accused DHS/BP of murdering children. Ignorance and arrogance. Apparently, her remarks were erased from the record.

When I saw her picture, I thought it was the new NCIS lab person (charming character, btw), but IL has serious problems with an obvious creep.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 24, 2019 01:09 PM (MIKMs)

396 Does he have editors to remove the uuuhhhhhhs and aaaaaaaaaaaaaands?
Posted by: pep

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They keep having to replace his keyboard because the "I" and "m" and "e" keys wear out so quickly.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 24, 2019 01:10 PM (eb1JO)

397 That statement from Boris, although common knowledge, seems quite Trumpian.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 24, 2019 01:11 PM (r+sAi)

398 -
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Three more die on Mt. Everest during crowded climbing season.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 12:40 PM (rGtm/)



(opens Aspirin tin, removes tiny violin)


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:53 PM

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FUUUCK!!! You drag two frozen tard-cicles down the thing, three more show up.

Posted by: Bedraggled Sherpa who's had about enough of this shit at May 24, 2019 01:12 PM (RVcmP)

399 388 I haven't heard one person say to me that they miss Barack Obama.
Posted by: mrp at May 24, 2019 01:02 PM (Pqytn)

Have you visited Brattleboro, Vermont?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 24, 2019 01:14 PM (bcbK8)

400 345 You don't get in the club without agreeing to do all sorts of nasty deviant shit.
Posted by: Hikaru

We do the weird stuff!

Posted by: Captain Hammer's Groupies at May 24, 2019 01:18 PM (LyPK7)

401 Pearl Harbor Day.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at May 24, 2019 01:21 PM (m4f/6)

402 I really enjoy clicking on a Slimes link, then closing it as soon as they ask for me to subscribe. Thanks, Ace!1!!

Posted by: Trump trained my Tortoise at May 24, 2019 01:21 PM (Jj+59)

403 .

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 01:25 PM (HOIfB)

404 83
>> . . "the writing is going more slowly than [Obama] expected."


I's and Um's are pretty small words, so it it takes a lot of work to fill a page, you know.

Posted by: ObaME at May 24, 2019 01:26 PM (SOV+T)

405 28 Anyone think her leaving may have something to do with Trump giving Barr the go-ahead to declassify documents related to his campaign?

I think she delayed until June 7 to prevent Trump from having first face to face with a new PM. If it's Boris, it probably won't matter - he's a Trumpian I hear. And a Brexiteer.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 24, 2019 01:26 PM (CC97/)

406 Gina Shakespeare and the white old guys at Epoch Times remind me of Shirley Manson with Duke Erikson, Steve Marker, and Butch Vig.

Posted by: Trump trained my Tortoise at May 24, 2019 01:28 PM (Jj+59)

407 Progs are praising May now after ripping into her for years. Typical.

Posted by: Jon at May 24, 2019 01:34 PM (6U1EN)

408 Conservative MPs now face a terrible choice - terrible for them I might add. They can either wangle the election to stop Boris reaching the final two and a members' vote, which will destroy the party. Or they can let him through in which case he will achieve Brexit and then destroy them.

Now where did I put that smallest violin in the world again?

Posted by: Steve T at May 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Ocqii)

409 lol. fuck eu

Posted by: x at May 24, 2019 02:05 PM (nFwvY)

410 Unfortunately, this just kicks the can down the road until October. I don't expect Boris Johnson or any other Tory to get the job done any more than May did.
What needs to happen is a new election, which the Brexit Party will sweep. Why hasn't May, or even the Queen, called for one yet?

Posted by: jdgalt at May 24, 2019 03:26 PM (3SFo/)

411 California is officially third world now. People are defecating in broad daylight on busy streets in Los Angeles.
https://vimeo.com/user3060489/review/338338226/acfbdf185f

Posted by: Capt John Parker at May 24, 2019 04:27 PM (wAf3/)

412 Nadler is fine ,he and RBG are going to tackle Everest over the weekend,
My bet is on Nadler eating it first.

Posted by: saf at May 24, 2019 04:30 PM (5IHGB)

413 I'm in England and I *LOVE* that quote from Boris. He'd be like our own Trump, despised by the leftists but would probably get the job done.

Posted by: Ring at May 24, 2019 07:06 PM (HPHHZ)

414 Why am I reminded of Pelosi when I hear this BS?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 26, 2019 12:12 AM (nRj4F)

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