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I'd shop at IKEA more if I could get one of these:
Name Game
This gizmo figures out what “place” your name was in popularity the year you were born, and then tells you what that place name was for the decades before and since. For example, David was the 2nd most popular boy's name the year I was born. This year the second most popular boy's name is (yuck) Noah. A few years ago I would have been Liam, which is worse. Liam is the weird kid that eats paste. Wait a minute. I was the weird kid that ate paste in kindergarten. Damn, maybe there's something to this after all. Find Out What Your Name Would Be if You Were Born Today My wife's name would have been “Hertha “ in 1910.
The End of Women's Sports 8th Place: A High School Girl’s Life After Transgender Students Join Her Sport While it's easy to laugh as the feminists get their world burned down around them because of the asinine leftist policies they espouse, it also pays to remember that there are innocent girls being harmed too. And the main point of the article, about how people are afraid to speak out for fear of retaliation, is downright scary. If we can't put this genie back into the bottle, than there needs to be a 3rd category added to each sport, “open”, in which anyone can compete. Related: Mike Pence Speaks Truth To The Secular State And The Left Throws A Tantrum
Letters to our Sons So my youngest, Little, is graduating 8th grade this year. Frankly, I don't know what the big deal is, when I was that age we just went to high school, but now it's a big deal. They have a graduation dance which all the parents have been making stuff for for months, and a big ceremony and all kinds of shit. Anyway, each parent(s) is supposed to write a letter to their child, It's not read publicly, but still. A letter? To Little? What should I say? Frankly, for the first time I feel like Steve Martin in Parenthood. Remember the scene where he has two different visions of how his son will turn out based upon what he does as a parent? Here it is:
Y'all wanna hear a story about the time I accidentally transported a brick of heroin from Los Angeles to Seattle? I bet. Alright, let's do this... (a thread)
— Shane Morris (@IamShaneMorris) May 21, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 09:58 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 23, 2019 09:59 PM (4ZXUb)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 09:59 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Hillary at May 23, 2019 09:59 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2019 10:00 PM (yJT0V)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:00 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:01 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 10:01 PM (BbGew)
Classifying embarrassing materials is God's work!
Posted by: The MSM at May 23, 2019 10:01 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:02 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 10:01 PM (B
All it needs, eh.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 23, 2019 10:03 PM (4ZXUb)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2019 10:03 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 10:03 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:03 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:04 PM (pUDQf)
Nah. Wrong directional arrow. We put the A-10 on the GAU-8.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:04 PM (8rjXi)
That story about the female runner being knocked out of first place by two male transgenders makes me sick.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The New York Times at May 23, 2019 10:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2019 10:05 PM (yJT0V)
There already is: the men's division.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2019 10:05 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJ
Alice isn't bad. My name today would be Delilah. My God.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Because you're 10 feet tall?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 23, 2019 10:06 PM (4ZXUb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 10:06 PM (0bu2O)
"You have $400. Your ex needs $100 and your girl also needs $200. How much money do you have?"
(The answer at FB: if you don't check your messages, you have $400.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Skip
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I'd like to say it gets better as the thread progresses, when people join in and you're part of the conversation, but it never happens that way. You may even post something especially pithy and have your comment declared Thread Winner, but that number is still staring at you in its mocking shade of red, starting every comment, and it's not 1. That's the coveted number, and it went to Zettai Roshia-no Botto tonight. Maybe Zettai Roshia-no Botto has better equipment, better timing or just better luck. In any event, you were close, but you were not first.
I know what it's like. I've been there.
Over time, you learn to deal.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (ta49A)
But then I really like the podcast, so I'm biased.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (QfSXK)
OOhhh I want Delilah! That's a sexy name.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)
You just can't!
Posted by: The New York Times at May 23, 2019 10:04 PM (I2/tG)
Of course, there is always the NYT 847(b) Exception to the Rules...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom Jones at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Muad'dib at M
she started working in a diner with mel and flo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (25Dt7)
Easy, a future Democrat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:08 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (pUDQf)
"You have $400. Your ex needs $100 and your girl also needs $200. How much money do you have?"
(The answer at FB: if you don't check your messages, you have $400.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)
I forgot and want to tonight.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:08 PM (sktRI
URL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (pUDQf)
"You have $400. Your ex needs $100 and your girl also needs $200. How much money do you have?"
(The answer at FB: if you don't check your messages, you have $400.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at M
need more information.
which of the two swallows?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (MTjB1)
OOhhh I want Delilah! That's a sexy name.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)
I can stick with my name.
It shines brightly, and it's unisex.
I don't care if Unisex names aren't conservative enough.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)
OOhhh I want Delilah! That's a sexy name.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)
Yuck. Remember that awful Tom Jones song?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:10 PM (sktRI)
I know what it's like. I've been there.
Over time, you learn to deal.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (ta49A)
If someone as low as me on the totem pole can claim 20+ firsts in my tenure here, Firsts don't mean anything.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:10 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 23, 2019 10:10 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Tom Jones at May 23, 2019 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (25Dt7)
Easy, a future Democrat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)
For sure.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 23, 2019 10:11 PM (reMTd)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (jyVW0)
I liked it! lol.. crap song not withstanding.. I still think it's a sexy name.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Way back when Fritz Coleman was still a professional comedian, and he was just hired as the weatherperson at KNBC in LA, he used to work TV jokes into his forecasts. For instance, he used to call an offshore flow "Offshore Flo," complete with a Flo-the-Waitress drawing superimposed on the map saying "kiss my isobars!" or something like that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (miE9U)
47 Hey!
I'm right here you know!
(and comment 33)
Posted by: Tom Jones at May 23, 2019 10:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Lol!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
I think it's great! So stupid, it may finally trigger a backlash against these self-deluded evil freaks, and their enablers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: wing at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
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Good pick.
Posted by: V. Furnier at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 10:13 PM (QfSXK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 10:13 PM (X3lUd)
NASCAR, the pinnacle of red-neck sports, has only the one competition. They are open to male or female, born or identity. How can basketball NOT be as woke as NASCAR?
Posted by: JB1000 at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (0JkhZ)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (jyVW0)
So your dad is Mr. T?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)
I think it's great! So stupid, it may finally trigger a backlash against these self-deluded evil freaks, and their enablers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:12 PM (7njPr)
In sports requiring strength and speed, a man has every advantage over a woman.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
It turns out that non-British EU citizens residing in Britain have the right to vote in the British elections to the European Parliament. The claim is that up to two million people neglected to fill out the forms to vote, and therefore had been disenfranchised.
Because, after all, foreigners should get to determine who Britain sends to the European Parliament.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (I2/tG)
I know what it's like. I've been there.
Over time, you learn to deal.
Posted by: FireHorse at M
who the fuck wants to get the first comment? that is the same thing as being the first guy show at some party. sits around waiting for the hostess to get into her dress, hangs with the catering staff making stupid jokes and eating food while they are trying to get it onto the trays. when they other guest get there they hand him their coats since he has been there so long he looks like he was hired.
nothing worth quoting ever happens before 100.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:15 PM (MTjB1)
Excellent point.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
41m
BREAKING: Twitter has permanently banned prominent anti-Trump brothers Brian and Ed Krassenstein, alleging that two of the biggest stars of Resistance Twitter had broken the site's rules about operating fake accounts and purchasing fake interactions
right on!
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 10:15 PM (DGS6j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icTSPpyub4g
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)
qdpsteve--I cant stand that song!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
(The answer at FB: if you don't check your messages, you have $400.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)
Even if I do check my messages, I still have $400. I'm not giving it away for no good reason.
"Sorry, Honey. All my money is tied up in ready cash."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
I dunno. I've seen some pretty amazing shit in female gymnastics.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (pUDQf)
I forgot and want to tonight.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:08 PM (sktRI)
in the url box:
mailto:your@email.address
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)
Seriously? This is elementary school punctuation. Which rinky-dink publishing outfit let that error slip through?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (ta49A)
I am downsizing and have literally decades of concert crew shirts, starting in the late 80s. This is what they look like in general:
https://tinyurl.com/y2cdexjd
Most are size XL, and most are black. I have dozens and dozens of bands. Rock, pop, alt, you name it.
They would make a great Father's Day/birthday/ Christmas gift for a music lover since they are only available to local crew people. If you're interested, send me an email with bands you're interested in and I'll let you know what I have. I can also send you a pic of the shirt. These are arena rock acts.
/hope this post is OK; if not, please feel free to remove
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (sktRI)
On second thought they'll likely be imprisoned for 'conspiracy to refuse to bend the knee.'
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (ruQvu)
But it is a high-strung song...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)
mailto:your@email.address
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at M
what if that is not her email address?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:15 PM (MTjB1)
Not true last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)
I guess it's like flogging your dolphin if you want to draw that analogy-- harmless as whistling, but NO..
Not for me.
Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Lance D. Boyle, M.D. - Dermatologist at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
But it is. It says so right in the address.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfbIMknNWks
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:18 PM (sdi6R)
I was reading up on how throughly neutered the European Parliament is. Amazingly, members of parliament can't propose legislation - the European Parliament can only vote on the measures that the EU bureaucracy proposes.
I'm sure that this legislative innovation will be proposed here soon.
The EU - a bureaucratic dictatorship.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Delilah is a fine name.
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 10:13 PM (X3lUd)
That is a FABULOUS doggie!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 23, 2019 10:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 23, 2019 10:18 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Of course. That's why it's great. This will destroy womens' sports, and thereby bring on a reckoning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:18 PM (7njPr)
Yeah. 'Games of collaboration' where everybody's a winner.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2019 10:19 PM (EYsyU)
/hope this post is OK; if not, please feel free to remove
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:16 PM (sktRI)
Are you relocating, perhaps?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: V. Furnier at May 23, 2019 10:20 PM (4knXT)
Get the fu*k off the girls track.
I hope every woman athlete who gets cheated out of competing tells these fu*ktards to go pound sand.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0tfLf)
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Easy...$700
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 23, 2019 10:20 PM (h1jJh)
A lot of followers, even at Twitter, responded, congratulations, you just lost my vote forever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: dartist at May 23, 2019 10:21 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: The Other "D'Shante K'eronimo" at May 23, 2019 10:21 PM (1+J19)
___
Money has pictures of dead white men on it. So whatever amount it is, you are a Nazi.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 23, 2019 10:21 PM (FiUMj)
Well, before many personal life things happened, I decided to sell my house. It's getting way too diverse for my liking. As in "look another woman dressed in an eye slit garbage bag at the store, oh yay" kind of way.
So I've been planing to move, and I just have too much stuff. So..I want to get rid of it. And if it can go to people who will enjoy it, even better.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:21 PM (sktRI)
Delilah is a fine name.
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 10:13 PM (X3lUd)
Hadrian's--is Delilah your dog? I want her.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
My name is so obscure that it doesn't show up on the list...I'm probably the only person currently alive in the US with my name.
Posted by: Grey Fox
Are you Mister Mxyzptlk?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)
So I've been planing to move, and I just have too much stuff. So..I want to get rid of it. And if it can go to people who will enjoy it, even better.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:21 PM (sktRI)
Are you moving south of your current home?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 23, 2019 10:23 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2019 10:23 PM (1+J19)
My name is so obscure that it doesn't show up on the list...I'm probably the only person currently alive in the US with my name.
Posted by: Grey Fox
Are you Mister Mxyzptlk?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (aKsyK
Mr WangTickle. Robert WangTickle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:23 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grey Fox
Are you Mister Mxyzptlk?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 10:22 PM (aKsyK)
Rumplestiltskin?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 23, 2019 10:23 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (DGS6j)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)
If you put your cursor over my name, you'll see ace comments/ and then my email address. You can't just click it, you have to hover over it with your cursor and then... omg, write it down.
old school.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: Grey Fox
I knew Englebert Humperdinck was too good a name to go unused.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2019 10:25 PM (1+J19)
https://tinyurl.com/y6fvnplg
https://tinyurl.com/y6atcqmx
https://tinyurl.com/y2l6dzyc
https://tinyurl.com/y6d2x7uf
https://tinyurl.com/yydndaqj
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2019 10:25 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U
And now there is sweet tea on my shirt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:25 PM (pUDQf)
Yes.
Unless I move north.
LOL. That is the question of last year and this year. I defer to Dear Husband on that.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:25 PM (sktRI)
Beaver, Menkes & Hass.
I am NOT kidding.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: V. Furnier at May 23, 2019 10:20 PM
I saw LaTrina And The Water Closets at Glastonbury in '92...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM (DGS6j)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
https://tinyurl.com/yywk6hef
https://tinyurl.com/y5cwfpuz
https://tinyurl.com/y4au2zct
https://tinyurl.com/y55rd7yf
https://tinyurl.com/yyp695p2
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:28 PM (4knXT)
Yes.
Unless I move north.
LOL. That is the question of last year and this year. I defer to Dear Husband on that.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:25 PM (sktRI)
I hope it works out well for both of you.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM (JgA4k)
Btw that's a joke.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 23, 2019 10:28 PM (JgA4k)
No idea where they got these from.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN
Wherever your name ranked in popularity the year you were born is then transposed to the name of that popularity position in any given year.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)
Send me your requests! We have t-shirts! Concert local crew shirts! Everything must go!
Except for the Judas Priest Ram It Down/ Shove It Up shirt with the middle finger on the back that is going to Bozo Conservative.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 23, 2019 10:30 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (sktRI
Have you heard of dick pix? Just checking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:30 PM (pUDQf)
Thank you Lady L.
We went to the Grand Canyon on our honeymoon and he had dozens of chances to murder me and get away with it. But did not.
So I feel hopeful about the future.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:30 PM (sktRI)
Everleigh?
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (xIKXj)
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Ooh. Sorry to hear it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:31 PM (4knXT)
Everleigh?
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (xIKXj)
Ohhhh --I like that name.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)
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I figured that, but I bet there were a lot more Mabels in 1900 than Islas in 2016.
My name is not common so the Isla one is probably more correct.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN)
Back when they had directory information, I called Manhattan information to get a friend's phone number. Feeling puckish, I asked for "[common Jewish last name], please".
That got a laugh. I then asked for "Richard [common Jewish last name], please".
The operator responded encouragingly: "That gets it down to about a dozen."
I then asked for "Richard [common Jewish last name] on Riverside Drive, please".
The operator responded: "Where on Riverside Drive?"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:31 PM (8rjXi)
Posted by: The Everleigh Brothers at May 23, 2019 10:31 PM (4knXT)
Everleigh?
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:29 PM (xIKXj
Snort. What a cruel name.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 23, 2019 10:26 PM
I hate it when that happens...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (DGS6j)
Thank you Lady L.
We went to the Grand Canyon on our honeymoon and he had dozens of chances to murder me and get away with it. But did not.
So I feel hopeful about the future.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:30 PM (sktRI)
It's always a good sign when they let you live.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2019 10:27 PM (0Ntuf)
Right-hand pic is a stealth blonde. She's trying to figure out how to make a call on that "phone".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: dartist at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (K22Va)
Shifty Adam Schiff trying to spin the Doc declassification by Trump-
Oh the humanity:
https://tinyurl.com/yxspehrq
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (RBOtF)
Anyway, each parent(s) is supposed to write a letter to their child, It's not read publicly, but still. A letter
**************
I just went through something similar 2 weeks ago and I'm still trying to not do something that will get me arrested...
Daughter is graduating from high school... Ex wife invited me and my 87 yo mother to a dinner at her church for the seniors. The moms were instructed to write a letter and read it at the table. The bitch took 4 clear shots at me in her letter, I nearly flipped the table and went nuts.
My son kicked me every time trying to get the reaction he knew I had in me.
Anyhow, my fault for showing up on her turf. And next Friday I'm going to a graduation party at her house. I may put it on Fen's list just to maintain my sanity.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 10:33 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 10:33 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:33 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (0QYMt)
Only short-sighted idiots murder their sammich maker.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (8rjXi)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (zo4+n)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (pUDQf)
We were Ok with it.
Posted by: Phil and Don at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (7njPr)
Anyhow, my fault for showing up on her turf. And next Friday I'm going to a graduation party at her house. I may put it on Fen's list just to maintain my sanity.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 10:33 PM (9dQxE)
First rule: Thou shalt not drop so low as the ex.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (xzK3J)
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:35 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 10:33 PM (vVOK2)
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It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at May 23, 2019 10:35 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:35 PM (AZxMX)
Oh the humanity:
https://tinyurl.com/yxspehrq
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM
The irony there... It burns!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:36 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:36 PM (AZxMX)
Only short-sighted idiots murder their sammich maker.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (8rjXi)
In many ways, the story of the Left.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Oh the humanity:
https://tinyurl.com/yxspehrq
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2019 10:32 PM (RBOtF
Sounds like the reaction of the IJN to skip-bombing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 10:37 PM (0QYMt)
i don't know how to say everleigh but it's interesting on the page.
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:35 PM (xIKXj)
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Ever-lay could invoke some bad mojo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:37 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (vVOK2)
Sort of like the "Endeavor to persevere!" rule for fathers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:37 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 10:37 PM (cw6Fy)
to get rid of it. And if it can go to people who will enjoy it, even
better.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:21 PM (sktRI)
https://stores.savers.com/search
Savers is one of those non-profit thrift stores that recycle what they can't sell, and resell the donationed items to generate $ for charities. The one that took most of my "good" stuff made donations for the local community health care system. (Goodwill was too fussy.) Way better than trying to sell on craigslist, or trips to the dump.
Posted by: stanley at May 23, 2019 10:38 PM (K1IUD)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 10:34 PM (vVOK2)
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THIS is the truth!
God grant me the wisdom...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 10:38 PM (9dQxE)
The cover up apparently involves declassifying documents.
I would use my "ponder that one for a moment" line here, but make sure you have some Dramamine first.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:38 PM (8rjXi)
My birth name in my birth year is analogous to a Muslim name today, so fuck no.
I'm never going to be a Muslim.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:39 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 10:39 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
I have given tons to the Salvation Army. They're my charity of choice.
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: booknlass
________
I'm guessing like Everly.
(But I can't say for sure -- I don't know any Everleighs -- and if I did, they'd likely be newborn babies, so asking them wouldn't do any good.)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (8AONa)
I mean, there's projection and then there's "Let's put a big ass screen in orbit to show movies on."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (8rjXi)
My birth name in my birth year is analogous to a Muslim name today, so fuck no.
I'm never going to be a Muslim.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:39 PM (pgXNG)
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Freedom from makeup and hair doesn't appeal to you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (4knXT)
I would use my "ponder that one for a moment" line here, but make sure you have some Dramamine first.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:38 PM (8rjXi)
Don't you understand, full transparency requires the obfuscation of key information to eliminate the possibility of confusion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM
It's quicklime, dammit!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (7WaWV)
I know my parents hated me, but Geeze.
Posted by: trainer at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (7EbAY)
I mean, there's projection and then there's "Let's put a big ass screen in orbit to show movies on."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (8rjXi)
Wow. Just wow. Like, have you been paying attention for the last three years??
Democrats are truly amazing creatures.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 10:39 PM (xSo9G)
Never complain; never explain.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (8AONa)
Weren't the Everleigh Sisters some famous whorehouse madams?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (7njPr)
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No. My brother Fredo runs this place.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (4knXT)
Heh, if I go with what I ask most people close to me today to call me, there isn't even a 2019 analogue.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (7njPr)
And their pimps were the Everleigh Brothers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (7WaWV)
Yeah. The slow lime just doesn't cut it anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Well, that's one way to make space flight interesting again. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (YcvMv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (8rjXi)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 23, 2019 10:45 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 23, 2019 10:45 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 23, 2019 10:40 PM (8AONa)
What about us?
Posted by: Phil and Don at May 23, 2019 10:45 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 10:46 PM (uTY3H)
The cover up apparently involves declassifying documents.
I would use my "ponder that one for a moment" line here, but make sure you have some Dramamine first.
Posted by: Circa
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The capacity this guy has for surprising me is apparently infinite. I am almost daily astounded that he has managed to notch the stupid a little lower.
Head of House Intelligence.
Maxine Waters, head of Financial Services.
Nadler, Judiciary
The list goes on and on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 10:46 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (YcvMv)
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Gotta love the classic nomenclature.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:46 PM (4knXT)
You folks and your new contraptions
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Yet, I just don't think responding is worth my time. He's not going to listen anyway.
Twitter is a shithole.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:47 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:48 PM (MTjB1)
Head of House Intelligence.
Maxine Waters, head of Financial Services.
Nadler, Judiciary
The list goes on and on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 10:46 PM (CDGwz)
Hey, the Demoncrats are strategic enough to make sure that their most shameless liars get put in charge of everything.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:48 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (7njPr)
That's the problem these days, everybody is in a hurry!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (AZxMX)
Twitter is a shithole.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:47 PM (pgXNG)
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Yep. I abandoned the coveted @cicero handle years ago just to get out of that cesspool once and for all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (4knXT)
180 Trump has weaponized law enforcement and intelligence against his political enemies.
I mean, there's projection and then there's "Let's put a big ass screen in orbit to show movies on."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:41 PM (8rjXi)
Wow. Just wow. Like, have you been paying attention for the last three years??
Democrats are truly amazing creatures.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:42 PM (pUDQf)
I note that they are "popping smoke and trying to break contact" which, knowing how they tried to screw Donald Trump's family, is likely not to work.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (0QYMt)
Anyhow, my fault for showing up on her turf. And next Friday I'm going to a graduation party at her house. I may put it on Fen's list just to maintain my sanity.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at M
you know, hate to ask, but what were you going to do that would not make you seem like an ass and your wife like a hero?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
WTF?
"Grayson?"
Nope, still looks the same.
Anthony, Dylan, and Christopher are the previous 3 years.
But Grayson? Just .... no.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:47 PM (pgXNG
Twitter is a toilet.
Tweeters are turds.
Blue check mark Mafia = diarrhea
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (4knXT)
I'm strangely proud of my handle, even though it has nothing at all to do with me and isn't conducive to gathering a following.
Maybe there's a blessing in that.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (pgXNG)
Twitter is a shithole.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:47 PM (pgXNG)
Twat back: "You want all Democrats dead? Finally, something we can agree on!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (8rjXi)
you know, the name everleigh is very interesting, in its original latin it was egestas irrumabo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:48 PM
That's from that Dirty Latin Phrasebook, innit?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 10:44 PM (8rjXi)
Don't be so tepid
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Hikaru
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Real life can be interesting sometimes, too. Coworkers talking politics today -- mid 20s, misinformed, misguided and absolutely certain about everything. Today's topic was abortion.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
Wasn't that Robin, the Boy Wonder's secret identity?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (0QYMt)
When your opponent has begun firing for effect, it's a little late to start thinking about breaking contact.
Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (pUDQf)
you know, hate to ask, but what were you going to do that would not make you seem like an ass and your wife like a hero?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
Sometimes, the only way to win the game is to refuse to play!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (LaORH)
Yet, I just don't think responding is worth my time. He's not going to listen anyway.
Twitter is a shithole.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:47 PM (pgXNG)
Yeah, some people are beyond the reach of logic and reason.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 10:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (ta49A)
Almost every single person in my office is an Absolutist Abortion Monster.
The only person aside from me who isn't is a shallow "I Love Demoncrats because Fuck The Rich!" type. Even after I explained to him that most of the Mega-Rich are Demoncrats.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 10:54 PM (pgXNG)
the sole innocents in the athletic world are boys.
the whole trannys in girls sports is the steroid version of what girls did to boys. suck it girls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
my oldest daughter called me on the phone. i'm talking with her
this is a big deal --thank God
biab
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:54 PM (xIKXj)
A jackass of color (JOC or JOCK, if you prefer). I think one reason the girls who lost out in Connecticut are afraid to speak out (likewise most of their parents) is that they are afraid of being called rayciss as well as transphobic. The girls are persons of pallor and the trannies are both black.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 10:55 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: clutch at May 23, 2019 10:55 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at May 23, 2019 10:55 PM (VcFUs)
my oldest daughter called me on the phone. i'm talking with her
this is a big deal --thank God
biab
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 10:54 PM (xIKXj
Woot! Awesome news!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 10:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at M
lol, that is from my dirty librarian girlfriend.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:48 PM
So in Rome, were the Egestas Irrumabo Brothers a thing?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 10:56 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 10:54 PM (V2Yro)
Now, don't you be dissin' Delbert.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=MwqPwEJ7m_I
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:56 PM (7njPr)
my oldest daughter called me on the phone. i'm talking with her
this is a big deal --thank God
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*clink*
Wonderful blessing
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 10:56 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
________
Stephen Falken?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 10:57 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 10:50 PM (sy5kK)
Wasn't that Robin, the Boy Wonder's secret identity?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (7njPr)
If I wore Robin's tights and you saw me, you wouldn't eat for a week.
But I'm no Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless, so no worries.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 10:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Biden (my time) at May 23, 2019 10:57 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at M
you know, the were considered cheapskates that were trying to get a discount by sharing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 10:58 PM (pPNCa)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=MwqPwEJ7m_I
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 10:56 PM (7njPr)
good save!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 10:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2019 10:52 PM (Lz9fr)
There's always the Banzai Charge.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 10:59 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 10:59 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob at May 23, 2019 10:59 PM (LaORH)
Your dad is Cajun?
Posted by: Basement Cat at M
the made her bed in her brothers drawer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
Your dad is Cajun?
Posted by: Basement Cat
south lousyana methodist preacher no less.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at May 23, 2019 11:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 10:55 PM
Areolae meii delictus explodent!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 11:01 PM (7WaWV)
If I was born one day earlier, I might have been named Patrick.. guess my birthday!
So, as a kid I kinda shared birthdays with my Aunt Pat who was born the day before.. she always made me a lemon meringue pie for my birthday.. she was awesome!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2019 11:01 PM (438dO)
I have no idea what anyone in my office thinks of that. No one has ever brought it up. I don't, and I can't really think of anyone, who talks politics in the office.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 11:02 PM (0QYMt)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=VXyDJiUXqXY
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:02 PM (7njPr)
Okay, assuming that someone here has a relation named Liam, I apologize, but I've never met anyone in my life named Liam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (4knXT)
He's long gone and Mom has no idea where that came from.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 11:02 PM (0QYMt)
My direct supervisor is a socialist who waxes poetic about the Vietcong for "defeating" the US in war.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 11:04 PM (pgXNG)
Okay, assuming that someone here has a relation named Liam, I apologize, but I've never met anyone in my life named Liam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (xSo9G)
I did, once, and he was actually from Ireland.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
He's long gone and Mom has no idea where that came from.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (fuK7c)
Might have been a character from an old comic strip.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:05 PM (7njPr)
Queer boys running around a track in dresses is no basis for a system of government!
Posted by: M K Ultra at May 23, 2019 11:06 PM (nxw5n)
Judicial Watch has filed a FOIA to get access to the apparent FBI document that laid out all the laws that Hillary Clinton broke and that Comey covered up for.
Apparently this document exists and people know about it.
Good times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2019 11:06 PM (pUDQf)
My direct supervisor is a socialist who waxes poetic about the Vietcong for "defeating" the US in war.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 11:04 PM (pgXNG)
You work for Jane Fonda?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 11:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:06 PM (uTY3H)
He's long gone and Mom has no idea where that came from.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (fuK7c)
My parents called me "Sayer," so you can probably guess my real name.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:07 PM (TdMsT)
He's long gone and Mom has no idea where that came from.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
.............
my father nicknamed me Sheverini.. I have no idea what the spelling would have been.. he would often shorten it to Shev.. no idea why...
One of the many things I would have like to to ask him about .. alas.. he died when I was just 14..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2019 11:07 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:07 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:06 PM (uTY3H)
So glad you and the kids are okay.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:07 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah, the mom of the Liam in my daughter's class is from Ireland. Whole family of gingers.
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:08 PM (uTY3H)
My dad had a lot of stories about Lousyana from his time at Camp Claiborne in 1942 when the Army reactivated the 82nd Airborne. He used to joke about mosquitoes being the state bird of Louisiana. He did like the local food, though.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:08 PM (pPNCa)
Okay, assuming that someone here has a relation named Liam, I apologize, but I've never met anyone in my life named Liam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:03 PM (xSo9G)
You mean that actor Neeson, that goes off hating guns while every one of his movies are bang, bang, shoot, shoot?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 11:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Not even close, dear MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (yhf6w)
Leo?
You know I can't dance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Not even close, dear MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl.............
Sooth??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (438dO)
Posted by: ibguy at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (zo4+n)
If only there were a legal term to describe this kind of behavior.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (8rjXi)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:11 PM (fTySa)
If only there were a legal term to describe this kind of behavior.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (8rjXi)
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Guilty? Does that work?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:11 PM (4knXT)
He's been much asked about. I sent him some legitimately practical advice when he started asking for money and didn't get an acknowledgment.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:12 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (uTY3H)
I was in a tornado many years ago. It really does sound like a freight train. Six houses around our home were leveled.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:11 PM (fTySa)
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Hey, I remember you from the diner.
Posted by: Barney Fife at May 23, 2019 11:12 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 23, 2019 11:10 PM (yhf6w)
unfortunately, no.
a couple of weeks ago, someone had his addy and sent him an email. no response.
we're still thinking about you, CM. hang in there, my friend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 11:12 PM (sy5kK)
They give total 8th AF deaths, but not wounded totals; no examples given of some missions that had huge losses (60 bombers) to give viewers a sense of how desperate some of the air battles were. And no mention at all of the fighter escorts!!!
One way I think it would be better is if about 60 percent of the "making the movie" segment that runs after the film is shown before the film. I would have had a much better appreciation of why the footage looks beautiful, and could have looked for some details that are pointed out -after- the film.
See it if you can, for the beautiful (restored and enhanced) color footage of actual 8th AF ground and air activities.
My thanks to all the 8th AF servicemen for their services, and for too many, for their sacrifices.
Posted by: Gref at May 23, 2019 11:12 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at M
when?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:13 PM (MTjB1)
I was at a ceremony there for the 75th anniversary of the activation of the 82nd and 101st.
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:13 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 11:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:15 PM (sdi6R)
Fuckers.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2019 11:15 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:16 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Backwards AOL at May 23, 2019 11:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Basement Cat at M
you must have used the wrong site, when I did comey it gave back benedict arnold.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:17 PM (sdi6R)
Big Sis!
Daughter the Youngest headed here tomorrow for HS friend's (traditional Indian) wedding, and mrs ibguy is her plus one.
Posted by: ibguy at May 23, 2019 11:17 PM (EHVbt)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
I'm pretty sure one of my sister's in-laws has a kid with that name.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:17 PM (fTySa)
you must have used the wrong site, when I did comey it gave back benedict arnold.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:16 PM (MTjB1
Thread winner.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 11:19 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:19 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:19 PM (sdi6R)
If only Comey were Norwegian, Vidkun Quisling would have popped up.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:19 PM (pPNCa)
I'm posting on the ONT at 11:20pm and neither of us have work in the AM.
'nuff said.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:21 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:13 PM (uTY3H)
Any pics? I wish my dad had been around to see that.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:21 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:22 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 23, 2019 11:23 PM (hu22E)
I would make a "Norwegian Wood" reference but you're a child and it would be lost.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:19 PM (pPNCa)
If Comey were a Frog...
Posted by: Philippe Petain at May 23, 2019 11:24 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie
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*?*
Mary Lou?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:24 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:22 PM (AZxMX)
No, no. It was kind of a disaster.
Some old jabroni at the bar busted in on our conversation for the first two hours. Then she told me she only drinks one or two drinks at a time, and only once a month. Then I got her to come to another bar with me (where I have a lot of friends, including the bartender).
Then she ordered a drink, took a sip, and said she was getting tired. So I walked her home in the pouring rain, got soaking wet, she gave me a kind of awkward side hug and here I am.
#failure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:25 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 23, 2019 11:25 PM (hu22E)
'nuff said.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:21 PM (GBteo)
To be honest, most young people I see on dates are texting on their phones rather than talking to each other. You didn't update us until now, so it could be good.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 11:25 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)
One might say that, yes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:25 PM (GBteo)
Mid 80s joke:
Q: Why does Mary Lou Retton smile all the time?
A: She found out what the big boys eat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 11:25 PM (Rz2Nc)
Yeah, her phone was blowing up the entire time. Not sure who she was texting, but she did mention she'd been on several hinge dates recently.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (GBteo)
I do have pics. It was a good ceremony. My folks live about 2 hours from Camp Claiborne.
Posted by: no good deed at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (uTY3H)
Sorry, I misread your comment, but it was worth a shot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:23 PM (fuK7c)
Is that a lumber joke?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (GBteo)
Yahoo! news: @KristySwansonXO says she and co-star @RealDeanCain got 'death threat' over pro-Trump production
...
@RealDeanCain
It's not a "pro-Trump" production , Jake. It's their actual words. That's all. If that seems pro-Trump to you ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (cXV7n)
Still merits a noose, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:27 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (AZxMX)
As some decrepit former hockey player named Wayne Gretzky said -- something about missing shots you don't take. I don't know, he's old.
But his daughter his hot!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:27 PM (GBteo)
I'm going to tell you a story about Mary Lou
I mean the kind of a woman who makes a fool of you
She makes a young man groan and an old man pain
The way she took my money was a crying shame
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:27 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: WeirdDave
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That's okay, I just want to talk about the shyt hitting the fan.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 23, 2019 11:28 PM (sA3LD)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (GBteo)
Ok, better luck with the next one.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (Rz2Nc)
I like the
. You are fairly clever for a middle schooler so I'll assume you got it.
Lennon wrote the song to make it look as if he didn't bang the girl, but legend has it that he wrote it to cover it up from Cynthia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (fuK7c)
Now it is mostly working properly. Linux Mint is a very nice OS, with tons of features that I've barely scratched the surface of. For example, it comes with Libre Office, which is a clone of Microsoft Office and is supposed to be compatible with it.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:26 PM (GBteo)
Hinge dates? So she's a swinger?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (DjiZK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riBaVeDTEWI
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:27 PM (7njPr)
Is "Justin" the most popular name for Canadian boys these days?
*ducks incoming hockey puck *
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (lD3vL)
Lennon wrote the song to make it look as if he didn't bang the girl, but legend has it that he wrote it to cover it up from Cynthia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (fuK7c)
Despite my relative youthfulness, I was not born yesterday ha
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 11:31 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (7njPr)
Damn. Good line.
But no, hinge is a dating app that is popular with the yutes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:31 PM (GBteo)
...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:27 PM (GBteo)
Was he the guy that said to an interviewer "I always ask every woman I meet if she puts out?"
The interviewer said "You must get slapped a lot!"
Guy says "Yes I do, but I also get laid a lot!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:31 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
The interviewer said "You must get slapped a lot!"
Guy says "Yes I do, but I also get laid a lot!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:31 PM (AZxMX)
Sounds like it!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:32 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 11:32 PM (pgXNG)
*ducks incoming hockey puck *
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (pPNCa)
Only if their last name is "Castro".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:32 PM (7njPr)
she was supportive, positive, healthy.
this call was a treasure along my road, and I'm grateful.
we did not talk politics. lol.
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 11:33 PM (xIKXj)
Well, except "Liam".
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 23, 2019 11:30 PM (lD3vL)
Two of my sister's three boys have Biblical names. The third one is named after Tom Brady, I shit you not.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:33 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (hu22E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:32 PM (7njPr)
Yeah, I seem to recall that Turdaloo's mother is known as the Toronto Bicycle because anybody can ride her.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Not 100% compatible, but close enough for non-production work. There are a few quirks, but it is a good office suite!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (AZxMX)
The trade war is getting nasty. China is upping the ante by running anti-American movies on tevee.
Expect Hollywood to retaliate by running anti-American movies of their own.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:33 PM (fTySa)
No shame in naming your kid after the GOAT (pbuh).
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:33 PM (fTySa)
She called her kid "Deflated Balls"? What an ogre!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 11:33 PM (xIKXj)
A wise move, and there are more important things where family is involved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (AZxMX)
Thomas was one of the disciples. So is that all three?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (lD3vL)
I've been going though a couple of months of having No. 2 Son, widely known as mini-me because we're so much alike, declaring that I'm bad daddy and not talking to me.
I'm riding it out but I don't get it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (fuK7c)
Okay, assuming that someone here has a relation named Liam, I apologize, but I've never met anyone in my life named Liam.
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Apparently my mom was pushing for Liam for me but my dad wouldn't sign off on it.
My son has a 9- or 10-yo friend named Liam.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (96G06)
The trade war is getting nasty. China is upping the ante by running anti-American movies on tevee.
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That's nice royalty income for Michael Moore then, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (4knXT)
The Vast Majority of people on Social Media (especially Twitter) posts in Binary Absolutes. It's tiresome and infuriating.
But yet, Silicon Valley has engineered it this way.
They see us as little more than just data.
So the environment has been engineered so that you can only be 0 or 1.
There's no in-between.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (lD3vL)
No, his name is Brady, not Thomas.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: ibguy at May 23, 2019 11:17 PM (EHVbt)
I bet it will be a lovely ceremony!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:34 PM (pPNCa)
Supposedly Fidel Castro's late son, known as "Fidelito" said that Justin Trudeau was indeed his half-brother.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (96G06)
Okay, assuming that someone here has a relation named Liam, I apologize, but I've never met anyone in my life named Liam.
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Apparently my mom was pushing for Liam for me but my dad wouldn't sign off on it.
My son has a 9- or 10-yo friend named Liam.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 23, 2019 11:35 PM (96G06)
My ex wanted to name our first kid Liam.
I kind of dig it, to be honest.
I'm also very Irish.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 11:37 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2019 11:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ibguy at May 23, 2019 11:17 PM (EHVbt)
I think it's a very common British name.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2019 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at M
you know, weird name for a guy with last name necklace.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2019 11:38 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
The only difference is the sub-titles!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:39 PM (AZxMX)
Remember her quote: "If I go down, we all go down."
Posted by: An Observation at May 23, 2019 11:39 PM (DjRJ+)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 23, 2019 11:39 PM (nxw5n)
I never understood people who use surnames as given names made even worse when the family name is commonly a first name: e.g. McFarland John.
Maybe that is to screw up form readers.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 23, 2019 11:39 PM (lD3vL)
OTOH, "Elam" is "male" backwards.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 11:31 PM (miE9U)
what is my name backwards?
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 23, 2019 11:40 PM (sy5kK)
starting in the late 80s. This is what they look like in general:
I know someone who can turn some of those into a quilt for you. It ain't cheap, but it can be pretty cool. Well, it's a quilt so I guess it can be pretty warm...
You know what I mean!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 11:41 PM (0bu2O)
The morgue at the local hospital is named for a long-gone ME named Brady. So when the staff needs to say that a patient has died and they don't want the patient's family (or other patients) to overhear, they say that "he's gone to Brady."
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 23, 2019 11:41 PM (pPNCa)
There's no in-between.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 11:36 PM (pgXNG)
You have to admit, it makes compiling the camps list so much more straight-forward!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:41 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 23, 2019 11:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 23, 2019 11:42 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:42 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2019 11:42 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 11:43 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt
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Cool?
Cool was opening the door of the ISS, and tossing the sat out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:43 PM (CDGwz)
Old: Innocent, until Proven Guilty!
Interim: Guilty, until Proven Innocent!
New: Guilty, until proven Guilty!
Future: Guilty.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:44 PM (AZxMX)
Pretty unusual for sons/dads, Bander, in my experience. Not rare at all for daughters/moms, apparently. DIL/daughter, my wife/daughter, wife's best friend/daughter, all lasting a year or two.
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 23, 2019 11:44 PM (hu22E)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:44 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 23, 2019 11:40 PM (sy5kK)''
Islut Drabbag
Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2019 11:45 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 11:45 PM (aA3+G)
Who you calling ambiguous?
Posted by: Charlotte, NC at May 23, 2019 11:45 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 11:46 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at M
don't cum in my ass again you bastard
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2019 11:42 PM (jm1YL)
Just promise us that you'll Never Take Your Love to Town.
Posted by: young Kenny Rogers at May 23, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)
Funny how the statute of limitations for so many crimes against citizens are so short!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 11:47 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jordan61
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So? What about it?
Posted by: Rosey Grier at May 23, 2019 11:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at M
don't cum in my ass again you bastard
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)
yeah, but you misspelled it.
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 23, 2019 11:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at M
don't cum in my ass again you bastard
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)
yeah, but you misspelled it.
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at M
don't cum in my ass again dad
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:49 PM (MTjB1)
My name would be Sean Julian, which is pretty douchy.
1890 name is Riley Elmer.
Elmer? Elmer? Good lord.
Riley is OK though. Wasn't that the name of the book shop girl hottie that Bogey picks up in The Big Sleep?
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 23, 2019 11:49 PM (nxw5n)
Posted by: Rosey Grier at May 23, 2019 11:47 PM (CDGwz)
Haha, not fair! Isn't Rosey short for Roosevelt? That's at least a LITTLE more manly.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:51 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:52 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Rosey Grier''
I remember Rosey was also a needlepointer or a knitter. Actually, now that I think about it, I believe it was needlepoint. Don't believe anyone ever dared challenge him about his manliness.
Posted by: Tuna at May 23, 2019 11:52 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug W
non one refers to their hand as roosevelt.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Expect Hollywood to retaliate by running anti-American movies of their own.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
How will we notice the change?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 11:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Cicero
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Nan? Bob?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:54 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Tuna at M
sure, who wants to get some filthy pillow full of swear words in mail.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2019 11:54 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:55 PM (MTjB1)
@realDonaldTrump
When is Twitter going to allow the very popular Conservative Voices that it has so viciously shut down, back into the OPEN? IT IS TIME!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 11:55 PM (/tuJf)
C: (pause) A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
C: (Long pause) A palindrome...?
O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 23, 2019 11:56 PM (nxw5n)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 11:56 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at M
she flew the c47, she delivered loads and loads.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 11:57 PM (EBcsJ)
Bob?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 11:54 PM (xSo9G)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUQDzj6R3p4
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
that I think about it, I believe it was needlepoint. Don't believe
anyone ever dared challenge him about his manliness.
He just relentlessly stabbed something thousands of times. Who's going to say anything to a man with that much focused, determined violence?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 11:57 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:00 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: rickl
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Never seen it before! I am indebted.
Weird Al is a talented guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (pPNCa)
The satire discussed was written in 60.
The Western Empire dissolved in 476.
The Eastern Empire continued until 1453.
So what is there to worry about?
The earth will be destroyed in 12 years by climate change, so the prospect of the U.S. collapsing more than 400 or 1400 years from now is rather moot.
Or at least just as sensational.
Posted by: Sam at May 24, 2019 12:02 AM (YScgw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (miE9U)
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We've crossed a line here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:02 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: gp Sh!thole Surfer at May 24, 2019 12:03 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at M
lol, usually we just snort them around here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:03 AM (MTjB1)
A man, a plan, a canal-- Panama.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:01 AM (pPNCa)
Taco cat.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 12:03 AM (t+qrx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hjxfBhWzA
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:03 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:04 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: gp
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You think?
Fresh, incoming email spam for all clickers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 12:04 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:05 AM (miE9U)
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What is it with me wanting to see those smug girlfriends of Hillary's go down hard? Mills, Power, Abedin, Rice, Yates. I want to see Huma shedding buckets of tears. Mills and Power running grim-faced through a throng of photographers into a waiting limo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 24, 2019 12:05 AM (sA3LD)
rosie greer's home needlepoint pillow collection at walmart
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 12:06 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:06 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at M
you know, what do you think they were doing in the scooby van?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:07 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:07 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:08 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 12:08 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 12:08 AM (uzjER)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:08 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:09 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 12:09 AM (uzjER)
Posted by: gp Sh!thole Surfer at May 24, 2019 12:09 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:10 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:11 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
sharing feelings with my friends
shit motherfucker
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
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I adore haiku.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:13 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:10 AM (MTjB1)
Rawhide! Bonanza! Wait, what are we doing?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 24, 2019 12:14 AM (fTySa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:15 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:10 AM (MTjB1)
Rawhide! Bonanza! Wait, what are we doing?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at M
money word from funniest comment in weeks around here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2019 12:16 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 12:16 AM (nxw5n)
We're in for a scorcher heat wave starting tomorrow and lasting through next week. It's going to push 100F Sunday. It's supposed to hit 94F tomorrow, which will tie the record for that day.
All time high here in May was 102F, back in 1916.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:16 AM (NMAzL)
Well, according to Tucker, Uncle Harvey Weinstein has reached a settlement: $44M. So, that is what it's worth to all the victims, apparently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:17 AM (NMAzL)
We're in for a scorcher heat wave starting tomorrow and lasting through next week. It's going to push 100F Sunday. It's supposed to hit 94F tomorrow, which will tie the record for that day.
All time high here in May was 102F, back in 1916.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Prepare for a barrage of CLIMATE CHANGE stories.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Miklos, wondering what to do with these at May 24, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:18 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
I responded, the worst part was when Nancy had to throw up, and complained the toilet was upside down. "Madame Speaker, that's the Liberty Bell."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:22 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:16 AM (NMAzL)
What, you mean it was that hot more than a hundred years ago?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 12:22 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 12:23 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at M
did they cancel classes or did you guys just tough it out?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
*high five*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:23 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:24 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 12:25 AM (nxw5n)
The Swedish language has a major problem with getting spelling to line up with pronunciation.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:25 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
Encore! Encore!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 24, 2019 12:25 AM (fTySa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
There are times when I am concerned that I've wandered into a asylum themed blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 12:25 AM (AZxMX)
They didn't start this pussy stuff of cancelling school for temperature reasons until many years later.
Hell, schools didn't even have A/C until the 70s or so, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:27 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 12:28 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Aren't you the one who made me Google "sybian" a few nights ago? I don't know what a Scooby van is and I'm leery of looking.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 24, 2019 12:28 AM (sA3LD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at M
you know, for some regular at the hq that is embarrassing to write
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:29 AM (MTjB1)
Hell, schools didn't even have A/C until the 70s or so, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
I graduated from high school in a suburb of Louisville, KY in 1969. We never had A/C. School started after Labor Day and went to the first of June.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2019 12:30 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2019 12:30 AM (VNmG1)
Still has his jihadi beard, too.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 24, 2019 12:31 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 12:33 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2019 12:30 AM (VNmG1)
##
Why Our Fearless Leaders Were never Serious About Winning, Exhibit #1.
Fuck it all. I'm heading in.
'Night Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2019 12:34 AM (uzjER)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 12:35 AM (AZxMX)
Neither did most hospitals. The only air-conditioned part of the local hospital in the '70s was the psychiatric unit. The story I heard from a nurse who worked in the ER back then was that the shrinks demanded priority installation of the A/C, and the rest of the hospital figured that a bunch of shrinks on a rampage during a heat wave would be worse than their patients doing the same.
There are times when I am concerned that I've wandered into a asylum themed blog!
Ask and ye shall receive.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:35 AM (pPNCa)
Soon, thanks to the appropriate adjustments to the historical record, you will learn that that high in May, 1916 was only 96F.
Revising the historical record to adjust temperatures downwards is a necessary, but never-ending task.
Posted by: Climate Scientists at May 24, 2019 12:35 AM (I2/tG)
To be a little fair to Duncan (of the History of Rome), if I remember
correctly he wasn't saying the Germanic invasions necessarily brought
down the Empire, but that the Empire's inability and/or refusal to
integrate the newcomers caused the problems.
But then I really like the podcast, so I'm biased.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 10:07 PM (QfSXK)
Mike Duncan is a tolerable historian and a good story teller, but he is completely out to lunch when it comes down to self reflection outside of what he has been informed in correct in history. He gave a public speech once, and after talking about the Gracchi and teh Senate, he started blaming Trump for violating all the modern Mos Maiorum,
Which makes him a well educated NPC.
You wanna know who isn't a well educated NPC? Jesus Huerta de Soto, with his own take on what brought down the Republic and eventually Rome
Socialism and Decivilization
https://preview.tinyurl.com/z6oex9w
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2019 12:35 AM (hSQmw)
America's highest paid whore:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7063199
She makes $1M a year.
I think I'd want a bit more than that for the money.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:36 AM (NMAzL)
I think I'd want a bit more than that for the money.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:36 AM (NMAzL)
I hope she is investing most of that, because once she's miled out, her earnings potential will take a dive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:41 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:41 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 12:43 AM (w7KSn)
I wonder what the rough conversion of whore hours to mileage is? And what is rated RPM?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:43 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Comparative Advantage at May 24, 2019 12:43 AM (I2/tG)
$1mm yearly for 10,000 tricks is not luxurious.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 12:43 AM (w7KSn)
This is Nevada, not Thailand!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 12:46 AM (AZxMX)
Assuming she works 200 days a year, $5,000 a day.
Busy schedule.
Posted by: Comparative Advantage at May 24, 2019 12:46 AM (I2/tG)
Men's competitions are the open competitions. Always have been. Women try to compete with the men every once in a while but, outside of drag racing, they can't.
So now the trannies have brought "drag" racing to every sport!
Confused perverts have always been allowed to compete against the men. Everyone has always been allowed to compete against the men. The only handicapped fields are those of everything outside of the "Men's" competitions (or the heavyweight classes in those sorts of sports, which are the open categories for them).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 12:46 AM (ennNc)
Busy schedule.
Posted by: Comparative Advantage at May 24, 2019 12:46 AM (I2/tG)
They said in the story her rate starts at $2000 a trick, so that's like 500 tricks a year to gross a million. And I doubt that that she sees much more than half of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:48 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 12:49 AM (ennNc)
Posted by: keena at May 24, 2019 12:49 AM (RiTnx)
$1M per year is $2740 a day. She claims her sessions start at $2K. So if she does a couple or three a day, she could make that with some days off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:49 AM (NMAzL)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7063199
She makes $1M a year.
I think I'd want a bit more than that for the money.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:36 AM
Alice Litte!
Certainly lives up to her name... At her web site, she says she's 4' 8''!
She can't weigh more than 6 st...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 12:50 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 24, 2019 12:51 AM (4thlk)
Lamar Odom, in his infamous brain-damaging blow-out at the Bunny Ranch, had booked their top tranny/shemale whore. IIRC, he paid something like $75K for that weekend.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:52 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 12:52 AM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 12:52 AM (0MVr3)
Hell, schools didn't even have A/C until the 70s or so, I don't think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:27 AM (NMAzL)
Yep. They act as if kids would die if they had to be inside a building without air conditioning. LOL. What a generation of losers we're raising.
My nephew's school is being razed next year because it wasn't built with central air. ... Yeah, I believe that excuse. They're going to spend ungodly amounts of money building a whole new school (and there is NOTHING wrong with the one standing there) just so these weak kids who could die if the temperature gets over 83 degrees can feel comfortable enough to learn about queer marriages, trannies, and idiotic math trivia that only a total retard could have even thought to put into their curricula.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 12:52 AM (ennNc)
$1M per year is $2740 a day. She claims her sessions start at $2K. So if she does a couple or three a day, she could make that with some days off.
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When you're getting boned by 16 men a day, some "me time" is so important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 12:52 AM (4knXT)
According to the link, she came here from Ireland, so just another case of foreigners doing work Americans won't do.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 12:55 AM (pPNCa)
I can't imagine not having it today, or at least I don't want to think about it.
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2019 12:55 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Comparative Advantage at May 24, 2019 12:57 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 12:57 AM (xSo9G)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7063199
She makes $1M a year.
I think I'd want a bit more than that for the money.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 12:36 AM (NMAzL)
I think she's turning 500,000 tricks a year.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 12:58 AM (ennNc)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 24, 2019 12:59 AM (Pg+x7)
IIRC, at the time a "$2 whore" was a thing, I think inflation calculations put that at $50 today.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:01 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:48 AM (7njPr)
LOL.
Nobody is paying her $2000 for sex. That claim is laughable.
She might be getting $2000 to shut up, but that's about the only way she's getting money like that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:01 AM (ennNc)
That's how I get the parts for my comments.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2019 01:02 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 01:02 AM (MTjB1)
The Daily Mail put up the official "menu" from one of the Nevada whorehouses. The prices were pretty high.
And Lamar Odom paid $75K for the weekend.
So, yes, there are people paying that much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:03 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2019 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:01 AM (NMAzL)
True. Five and dimes have turned into Dollar stores.
But there's much more competition for the low-level $2 whore role. Illegals are doing those jobs for 2 bits.
There's a lot of concentrated deflation in this economy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:05 AM (ennNc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 12:41 AM (7njPr)
She can ask Hillary about going into cattle futures.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 01:05 AM (pPNCa)
How many morons can name the movie? (Probably more than one movie...and moron.)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:06 AM (hu22E)
After all, you snap your fingers, and money just appears, as if by magic!
Sort of like my Stanford acceptance!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 24, 2019 01:07 AM (I2/tG)
How many morons can name the movie? (Probably more than one movie...and moron.)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:06 AM (hu22E)
Robin Williams - Moscow on the Hudson
and then every stand up routine by Yaacov Smirnoff.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:07 AM (ennNc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 24, 2019 01:08 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:09 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: publius
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Do her valves have auto-rotators? That would be a factor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2019 01:10 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 24, 2019 01:08 AM
Marketing... Check out her web site: thealice litte . com (remove the spaces)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:10 AM (7WaWV)
I might be wrong about Moscow on the Hudson, anyway. It's been a long time since I've seen that. And Yaacov Smirnoff might not have added the "or what" part - it's been years since I've heard his stand up.
SO, I'm 0 for 2. This is like the chess thread!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:11 AM (ennNc)
you know, for some regular at the hq that is embarrassing to write
Posted by: yankeefifth
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It seems I'm not the Hillarologist I thought I was. I wonder if there's audio of her saying Scooby van.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 24, 2019 01:11 AM (pF80y)
* embittered soon-to-be-ex-wives in the throes of divorcegasms.
* "easy" chicks with whom you get "free sex".
Change My Mind!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2019 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:12 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 24, 2019 01:12 AM (reMTd)
Posted by: Soon to be ex-Mrs Jeff Bezos at May 24, 2019 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Sort of like my Stanford acceptance!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton
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Boy, tell me about it. I couldn't believe that they just threw me out of Brown. Boom! Just like that, just like I was a prole or something.
Posted by: Amy Carter at May 24, 2019 01:14 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 24, 2019 01:12 AM (reMTd)
Now that you mention that, I'm sure it was said in Animal House (though it's probably been said in hundreds of movies).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:15 AM (ennNc)
Here is that DM article with the whorehouse menu:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267429
Those gals look a bit ... rough. They'd have to pay me those prices.
Anyway, BJ = $500. "Straight lay" = $850. Two Girl Pary = $4K.
GFE = Girlfriend Experience with "all of the above" is $15K per night.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: publius,
That would cover about two months all inclusive in Patpong.
Posted by: Miklos, who learned this from his pal Baron Bonk at May 24, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 24, 2019 01:18 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:20 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)
At least, they seem to have most of their teeth ...
That's quite the skanky lot, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:21 AM (ennNc)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Not complimentary to FBI Wray
Posted by: Miklos, with spoiler at May 24, 2019 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
The first time I remember was in Night Shift. Henry Winkler is having pangs of conscience, something like "Man, we were just two regular joes working third shift at the morgue. And now here a week later we're making a grand a night off a bunch of ladies, ladies that we really like, out turning tricks for us." And Michael Keaton replies, "Yeah, man, is this a great country or what!"
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:21 AM (hu22E)
Heh. That's a great scene.
Fun movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2019 01:23 AM (ennNc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2019 01:27 AM (y0y19)
Speaking of money, I've been servicing all my tractors, changing the oil, filters, and shit. I've already spent around $500, counting a new battery, and will probably all total $850, one straight lay at the Bunny Ranch before I'm through.
Rotella T4 15W-40 costs nearly $20 per gallon now. And the hydraulic filters are getting expensive shore 'nuff.
And I was just looking. Two of them are due for new air filters, and the last one I bought was around $50 several years ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:28 AM (NMAzL)
Lots of fun if you're a baseball fan, though a bit over-the-top weird at times.
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:29 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:30 AM (7WaWV)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 01:36 AM (7njPr)
George Bernard Shaw: "Dear Winston, I have enclosed two tickets for opening night of my new play. I hope you can attend with a friend, if you have one."
Winston Churchill: "Dear George, I am quite unable to attend opening night, I'm sorry to say. However, I would certainly appreciate two tickets for the second performance, if there is one."
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:39 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 24, 2019 01:41 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:43 AM (7WaWV)
I like the new FOX blonde. Abby Hornychick.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 01:48 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 24, 2019 01:50 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:54 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2019 01:55 AM (7WaWV)
He's not even in the clown car. He's on the clown pogo stick, five miles behind the clown car.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2019 01:56 AM (0OWcv)
The thing I remember best about that movie is Shelly Long's panties. The scene holds up well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra7z21ZTVRc
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2019 02:01 AM (0OWcv)
I hear that's now legal in California and Hawaii.
(Sorry, couldn't resist...)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2019 02:03 AM (0OWcv)
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Hmm. Try Willow Springs.
When the wind was blowing, racing without air cleaners there was referred to as 'getting a Cucamonga rebore'.
Pic http://tinyurl.com/yyaop2hq
Posted by: Amy Carter at May 24, 2019 02:05 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jethro Bodine at May 24, 2019 02:09 AM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tcn in AK
So, no Walkin' after Midnite ?
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2019 02:09 AM (WgpFt)
Just put the ficus on top of the hood and I'm good to go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2019 02:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 24, 2019 02:12 AM (RuIsu)
Her name's Pussy Willow Rose
She got that ring 'round the collar
Got that ring stuck through her nose
She works there, at the Dallas Cowboys
But she got no in between
Like all them, other boys in dresses
They ain't every cowboys dream
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 02:23 AM (nax4y)
Her name's Pussy Willow Rose
She got that ring 'round the collar
Got that ring stuck through her nose
She works there, at the Dallas Cowboys
But she got no in between
Like all them, other boys in dresses
They ain't every cowboys dream
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 02:23 AM (nax4y)
*sniff* I heard that spoke/sung by Lorne Green on 'Tales of the Ponderosa' when I was a kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 02:24 AM (0MVr3)
Mt. Palomar, of the highest peak there, is the claim to fame. Because of the big-ass telescope at the Palomar Observatory, natch.
USAF had a USAF Camp Cuyamaca radar station there in the '70s.
And I worked as a YMCA winter camp counselor there at Camp Cuyamaca in the early '70s, in one particular blizzard-y winter of epic proportion.
How bad was it?
I had to show shovel my way from my cabin to the camp dining hall, some 150 ft. though an average of 4 ft. of snow.
Missed breakfast, made it after lunch to work prep for dinner.
Was thereafter evacuated by bus to the Greyhound station in Downtown San Diego, as I had managed to fully develop a raging case of pneumonia.
Not bad for a High School Senior who had to be in class the following Monday.
I didn't make it, but I did the homework they sent me, all the same.
That was as a Senior.
My Junior year, was slightly worse.
Don't even ask me about motorcycle injuries suffered in the Anza Borrego desert in the late fall months.
That one, I literally sewed my own leg up after the oopsie.
Long before I ever went active duty in the USAF...my life, was as you might say, was...
"interesting"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2019 02:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ibguy
Who's bringing the buffalo ?
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2019 02:30 AM (WgpFt)
I really dig Elly May.
Posted by: Dash Riprock at May 24, 2019 02:37 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
(Taps Hammer on the shoulder)
"Frank wantsta have a woid wicha"
Posted by: Jilly Rizzo at May 24, 2019 02:37 AM (WgpFt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 02:39 AM (bDC2M)
.....
Lulz.
Sorry that was from a Charlie Robison song that was on whilst on my way home from slinging booze all night.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2019 02:42 AM (bDC2M)
And I'll post this tomorrow, or into next week.
Early 1980s.
Fellow church member was Capt. Micheal Mendez. Might've been Mendes, but I don' think so.
CA Air National Guard.
Flying a CA ANG T-33 out of Mountain Home AFB Idaho, to RTB his CA home AFB.
The Air Traffic Controller blew the altitude call, and vectored him straight into a mountain side, some two or three thousand feet below the peak.
He was survived by wife, Zoe, and two sons.
I can't find a damned thing online of this.
Can you?
My email is in my nic.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2019 02:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2019 03:28 AM (WgpFt)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2019 02:42 AM (QzJWU)
------
Do a Google search with quotes for...
"Capt. Michael Mendes"
The first couple results are to newspaper clippings of the the pilots remains being found. Happened in 1982.
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 24, 2019 03:31 AM (Xqo6t)
Don't know what they would have available, but you might be able to get some info by contacting CA ANG historian.
Posted by: dDan at May 24, 2019 03:31 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)
Well it's not a tractor but I'm still rather proud of myself.
Posted by: Jake Kengle at May 24, 2019 03:49 AM (TUqR0)
I want all kinds of shyt to get real and hit the fan tomorrow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 24, 2019 03:53 AM (28qe8)
The original author within the last couple hours added to the thread to admit he made it up. Still an entertaining story. Popehat's responses to the thread are hysterical too.
Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at May 24, 2019 04:00 AM (7bsyg)
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Posted by: John FitzJelly Donut at May 24, 2019 04:30 AM (vqIkG)
http://tinyurl.com/yxv83xla
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 04:31 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip
Using regular oatmeal? Did it boil over?
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Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 04:40 AM (BbGew)
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Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 04:51 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 04:52 AM (BbGew)
My today name is Jaxson. WTF? I never even heard of that before.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 10:59 PM (sdi6R)
LOL, mine was Jaxon.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 04:55 AM (ufFY8)
My tastebuds aren't the best anymore, so texture of foods is a big thing for me.
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Posted by: My life is insanity at May 24, 2019 04:41 AM (ppIpx)
Overnight oats are really good heated up just a bit in the microwave. Changes the texture ever so slightly.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 24, 2019 05:00 AM (O85Hu)
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Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33
When is Trump visiting?
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 05:59 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:01 AM (yzkXe)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 06:02 AM (sNzC+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2019 06:03 AM (X3lUd)
Britain wanted to GTFO of the EU, and she pussy footed around with bullshit 'deals'.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 06:03 AM (ufFY8)
That's a good bit of news to start your day off right.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 24, 2019 06:04 AM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:04 AM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 24, 2019 06:07 AM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Gmac
She wanted the EU to put 2 ankle monitors on them, and a choke collar
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2019 06:10 AM (rGtm/)
Thunder Boomers going on right now. Looking at the long range forecast and the next day without rain we get is .....Thursday.
That's not a tan, it's rust
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
I fully expect her to pull some shenanigans on her way out the door.
And I've never seen anyone who looked more like an inbred patrician than her.
Yikes, a face only a mother and Emmanuel Macron could love.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:16 AM (yzkXe)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 06:16 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 06:20 AM (JFO2v)
That's a good bit of news to start your day off right.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 24, 2019 06:04 AM (qZdIZ)
You think it started with her, huh?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 24, 2019 06:22 AM (Xk5BK)
Nice to know my name is more popular than I am.
Mornin.
Posted by: blake - used road trip salesman at May 24, 2019 06:25 AM (Ce/lc)
The Islamification of Britain started the same time the Islamification America started, right after 9/11.
Where Islamic terrorists perpetrated the most horrific act of evil, the west decided that the way to prove we weren't Islamophobes was to supercharge Islamic immigration into the west.
And that distinction goes to 'w' and Tony Blair.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:27 AM (yzkXe)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 24, 2019 06:22 AM (Xk5BK)
"Say wot, old chap?"
Posted by: Prince Charles "Mo" Windsor at May 24, 2019 06:29 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 06:32 AM (25Dt7)
Bending over for the muz and accepting sharia has always worked so well for formerly civilized nations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 06:33 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
But it was a bespoke choke collar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 06:35 AM (AZxMX)
Yeah, but they wouldn't be able to get a Prime Minister into place on short notice.
England has a Deputy Prime Minister but that is an appointed position and is largely just a figure head and flunky of the PM.
And I think Trump will rub old May's nose in it a little bit.
Just look at everyone who comes at Trump falls.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:36 AM (yzkXe)
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 06:37 AM (25Dt7)
Hope you'll have some extra bunkhouse quarters for your visiting ranch hands,
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 06:38 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 06:37 AM (25Dt7)
Britain voted yesterday. Other European countries will vote over the nex several days.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:42 AM (ahS0B)
637 When are those EU elections.
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 06:37 AM (25Dt7)
Britain voted yesterday. Other European countries will vote over the nex several days.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 06:42 AM
So, the Tories know they got slammed
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 06:46 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
The reporters were probably Russians!! though, right?
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
NYT WAPO etc
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:02 AM (YUugd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:02 AM (YUugd)
Schitfor brains says it is unAmerican to investigate ha!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 07:07 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Little VIA mentioned that He wished he could go, as it is the last one ever.
So......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
including Attkisson?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 24, 2019 07:13 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:13 AM (u82oZ)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 24, 2019 07:14 AM (cuot+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 24, 2019 07:14 AM (isI7q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:15 AM (YUugd)
Posted by: WisRich at May 24, 2019 07:15 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:15 AM (u82oZ)
Still on track for hanging the 'For Sale' sign in 10 days.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: John The Savage at May 24, 2019 06:16 AM (yzkXe)
LOL
she looks a lot like Merkel imo
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 24, 2019 07:16 AM (dm05u)
I've found that the plywood floor under the kitchen cabinets in my mother-in-law's former home has all de-laminated, and am probably looking at removing the cabinets and replacing the subfloor before I put in our vinyl planking.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:19 AM (YUugd)
Posted by: keena at May 24, 2019 12:49 AM (RiTnx)
I'm skeptical about it
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 24, 2019 07:19 AM (dm05u)
" Fcuk you...WAR!!"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba)
Ouch.
Good luck.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:21 AM (FwN37)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:21 AM (u82oZ)
yeah? So says the guy who campaigns with sharpie sharpton
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:23 AM (FwN37)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2019 07:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2019 07:30 AM (NtglE)
And of course, this is the guy who's daughter was driving for one of the ride share (Uber/Lyft) programs, using her fathers car.
The one with Congressional license plates on it.
Can't wait till the investigation gets to the part about him also being an absent slum landlord on the west side of B'More.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba)
So all the year the left told us that we are special they meant as a group or as a class, not as an individual.
https://static.pjmedia.com/trending/user-content/51/files/2019/05/whitesupremacy.jpg
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 07:33 AM (ahS0B)
Subtle, huh?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:33 AM (YUugd)
Subtle, huh?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:33 AM (YUugd)
Dark Crystal: Resist We Much
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at May 24, 2019 07:37 AM (UdKB7)
on "Why isnt there a Palestinian state?" Excellent 5 minute video. Best summary I've seen:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 07:37 AM (ahS0B)
Posted by: pst314 at May 24, 2019 07:38 AM (iRbDn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 07:38 AM (ahS0B)
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at May 24, 2019 07:37 AM (UdKB7)
~~~~~
I know, right?
Posted by: Brie Larson at May 24, 2019 07:38 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2019 07:40 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 24, 2019 07:40 AM (rPjB9)
May no YOLO Darwin Award candidate approach your vehicle, unless you are driving a M1127 Stryker. Then, Game On!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 24, 2019 07:19 AM (dm05u)
It's a great story, but parts don't add up. Like how on the phone he thinks the dude is just some normal American stoner, but then he turns out to be some Guatemalan MS-13 gang banger - wait, what?
But it's still a good story.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2019 07:42 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 24, 2019 07:42 AM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jean at May 24, 2019 06:46 AM (25Dt7)
Apparently - but Americans have a hard time wrapping their minds around this one, since it is such a weird election. If/when Brexit goes through, all of the EU MP's get kicked out. Was already supposed to have happened, and that's why nobody in the Political Establishment cared about running for them very much. BUT what Nigel Farage figured out (along with a lot of unhappy persons and parties in Italy, and France, and Eastern Europe) is to campaign on "Let's elect a whole bunch of people (us) to the EU Parliament, people who HATE the EU, so we can tear the whole thing up from the inside!"
That's the campaign pitch that is driving this election. The German politician Juncker is getting all pissed off about it, because he's sensing that the anti-EU forces inside the EU Parliament are about to achieve a critical mass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2019 07:48 AM (V2Yro)
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