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Donald Trump Jr. on Nancy Pelosi's "Prayers" For His Father: "I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone"
Plus: Happy Weekend Open Thread!

Tough but fair.

He also offered this nugget:


The president's eldest son said: "It's just a consummate attack on American values. ... This election -- 2020 -- it's about communism versus freedom. You can choose."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:37 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (miE9U)

2 AOC reminds me of Jonah from Veep. All the crazy shit she comes up with is pure Jonah.

Posted by: NCKate at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (q9MAR)

3 I don't think Nanzi prays.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (1g7ch)

4 Jolly good...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (Nvsl4)

5 So Obama destroyed the notion of a Clinton or Bush Dynasty - how are we set for a Trump Dynasty ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (lD3vL)

6 Nice that we finally have some people on our side who don't give a shit about hurting the other side's feelings.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (miE9U)

7 I don't think Nanzi prays.

She preys.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (lD3vL)

8 Slappp!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (KCxuz)

9 He's well spoken, but the person who summed up the values of the Globalists/Communists vs. Nationalism/Democracy best was that bloke from Australia speaking about the Australian election.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:40 PM (ahS0B)

10 Keel hauling is too good for 'em.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:40 PM (UdKB7)

11 I don't think Nanzi prays.
====

Technically, it's more along the lines of muttered incantations.

Posted by: Moloch at May 24, 2019 08:40 PM (JcXHH)

12 Hmmm, the Light of the World or 100 years of Darkness.

Tough choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:40 PM (0MVr3)

13 Trump gets off plane during refueling in Alaska...greets troops.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ajlmjc

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

14 I don't think Nanzi prays.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (1g7ch)

She prays *about* Trump, not *for* him.

Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:41 PM (U7voe)

15 Hes got the choice part right. I dont think anyone really has any idea of what the consequence of that choice is going to be.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 24, 2019 08:42 PM (Nvsl4)

16 Lately I imagine a chain-smoking, utterly embittered Nancy Pelosi, sitting alone in her office with all the lights off in the middle of the night, smoking her lungs out, all of her botox lifts worn out, swigging vodka straight from the bottle and muttering about how she just doesn't GAF anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:42 PM (miE9U)

17 Unfortunately it would be a very safe bet to say that a majority of Democrats inside the Beltway and in liberal enclaves are praying that Trump suffers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:43 PM (EBcsJ)

18 I'd likely vote for Don Jr in 2024. He fights.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:43 PM (KCxuz)

19 Right. On. The. Nose.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

20 Qdpsteve,

Nancy would be ready for her close up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (EBcsJ)

21 it's about communism versus freedom

And casual tornadoes.

Posted by: Little Lupe at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (EgshT)

22 And then Barron in 2032...

We can train him to fight.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (KCxuz)

23 He's got his dad's skill for the messaging killshot.
Keep hitting them hard, Don Jr.!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (W+vEI)

24 Here's another theme song for what's about to happen in DC...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (miE9U)

25 Any idea where this interview is being held?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (kQs4Y)

26 Bene Gessariat have the Gom Jabbar,

Trump has Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (EBcsJ)

27 Anna, LOL. Just about.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (miE9U)

28 Don Jr. 2024. Keeping America working.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (0EM+d)

29 Happy weekend Ace.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (gkstg)

30 I firmly believe that God has been preparing PDT for this his whole life. He can turn back the tide on this darkness. God protect him

Posted by: Jmel at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (OeWgo)

31 Technically, it's more along the lines of muttered incantations.

Those are often beneficial.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (EgshT)

32 This Friday's Happy Hour is based on RonRico Puerto Rican rum.

Since I know that my tax dollars go to PR anyway, this time I figured I should get something in exchange.

Posted by: Miklos, a round on, but not around the house at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

33 The whole thing about the Obama girls was yet another mystery surrounded by dishonesty. You get $10MM if you can find a photo of Moochelle pregnant. Everything about those fucks is a lie

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (sNzC+)

34 I'm against dynastic rule, but I might make an exception for Junior. Isn't he running for NYC mayor?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (kQs4Y)

35

Cathy Areu - fucking idiot for all seasons

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (jcCEX)

36 "I imagine a chain-smoking, utterly embittered Nancy Pelosi"

I don't think so. I think she goes blithely thru her day, thinking she is the greatest thing on Earth. She never gives a thought to possibly being wrong about something, it's beyond her comprehension. If she ever has any doubts, her sycophants will get her back on track. She's a happy old dingbat, wrapped in an evil witch.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (UdKB7)

37 How dare you sir.

Posted by: Bernie at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (l2t1M)

38 Don Jr is cool
I like him better than Ivanka

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjasmy at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (dm05u)

39 Pelosi got schlonged by a Trump. Again.

#Winning now transcends generations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (6eEQ+)

40 Tami posted this several times. It's Australian journalist/New man Rowan Dean on the win by the Conservatives in the recent election. Except for "Lovies" which apparently is a British/English term this could sum up what out election will come to in 2020. I hope somebody sent the clip to President Trump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV8je9ehGVo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (ahS0B)

41 I don't think Nanzi prays.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

I don't care if she comes, stays, lays or prays.

Posted by: Miklos, with another 80s movie line at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)

42 freaked, quite possibly. I've known quite a few screaming destructive narcissists like that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (miE9U)

43 Rewatching Blade Runner for the umpteenth time. Roy Batty is paying a friendly visit to Dad to scrounge more time.

I think I may need this t-shirt:

https://tinyurl.com/yxbfrh3x

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (kQs4Y)

44 Nancy attempting to do a variation of "bless his heart" on Trump is laughable.

Even if she does pray, you know she prays for harm to befall her enemies, particularly Trump. She didn't achieve the House Speakership twice on her charm.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (W+vEI)

45 You get $10MM if you can find a photo of Moochelle pregnant. Everything about those fucks is a lie
Posted by: Hayden Sterling

Biological men can't get pregnant.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:48 PM (gkstg)

46 Nancy only does one thing religiously..her botox injections.

Posted by: IC at May 24, 2019 08:48 PM (fiC74)

47 I don't think Nanzi prays.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (1g7ch)



I don't think you pray to Satan, just offer ritual sacrifices.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 24, 2019 08:48 PM (sLicW)

48 The creepiest part of that scene isn't 'pop goes the Tyrell' but Batty being quite conversational when calling on Sebastian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (EBcsJ)

49 The whole thing about the Obama girls was yet another mystery surrounded by dishonesty. You get $10MM if you can find a photo of Moochelle pregnant. Everything about those fucks is a lie
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (sNzC+)


With the drapery fashion, boob belts, and her natural build how would you know if she was pregnant?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (1g7ch)

50 33; been saying that for years. i still don't believe mooch is female. that would make ophuckstick our first prezzy buttplug. ribbed, fir his pleasure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (KP5rU)

51 I actually saw Don Jr at a very small rally in a barn in NC. Yep, he was going out in the hinterlands drumming up support.

He had one of the guys that was at Bengahzi with him. They were hunting partners, talked about hunting in Alaska.

Posted by: MAGA at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (I5LRE)

52 Things we need to bring back . ...


Leper colonies for antivaxxers.
guillotines for treasonous bastards.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (myjNJ)

53 My... uh... favorite word is... uh... The Word.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousy at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (NmXoG)

54 40-Not "New Man"-Newsman. He apparently was pleased that the Conservatives won in Australia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ahS0B)

55 Nancy once gave me a look that would kill.
I beat her husband at dominoes, 3 times, consecutively.
Straight to the gate I went.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 08:50 PM (w7KSn)

56 13
Trump gets off plane during refueling in Alaska...greets troops.

That was awesome. Check out the security he has around him. On a military base!

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 08:50 PM (K22Va)

57 16. Steve, she drained all the vodka and is now chugging vanilla extract.

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 08:50 PM (F7lRL)

58 Nice video of Trump with troops at Elmendorf in AK, refueling stop. On the trumpentwatters, and longer raw feed at FauxNewz.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (QDnY+)

59 Posted by: MAGA at May 24, 2019 08:49 PM (I5LRE)


I'd like to see his gun collection.

Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (MAstk)

60 Today's Democrat party is left-totalitarian and hostile to Christianity. That's why Dem politicians never miss an opportunity to invoke religious belief in their rhetoric. It's a sickening, depraved lie and they absolutely love it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (hjaPQ)

61 I beat her husband at dominoes, 3 times, consecutively.

The wall of dominoes is closing in.

Posted by: Fats "Miklos" Domino at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

62

I may have the social intelligence of a sea sponge, but I have the schlong of a killer whale...

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (AFzCY)

63
I'd like to see his gun collection.
Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (MAstk)


It's basic. Just one of each.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:52 PM (1g7ch)

64 Pelosi is just religious enough to borrow Bill Clinton's walking around Bible when the right camera is lit.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:52 PM (6eEQ+)

65 When Pris does her flip flip flip gynmastics scene before she puts the thigh lock on there's a reasonably good view of nipples through the bodysuit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 08:52 PM (fuK7c)

66 I'd like to pray that Nadler croaks by the end of Memorial Day. Seems like he's well on his way too.

Amazing, these old as shit demos are only being kept alive by pure hate while Trump is running circles around them.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 24, 2019 08:52 PM (+dsLj)

67 kallisto, yup. And after that's gone, whatever Sterno she can find.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:52 PM (miE9U)

68 It's basic. Just one of each.

...

Heh and prolly true.

Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:52 PM (MAstk)

69 Kurt Schlichter's opinions are ours, but his manner is off-putting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 08:53 PM (fuK7c)

70 kallisto, yup. And after that's gone, whatever Sterno she can find.
Posted by: qdpsteve

She'll confiscate Aqua Velva from the staff.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure again at May 24, 2019 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

71 He'll, my manner is offputting.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:54 PM (KCxuz)

72 Cathy Areu - fucking idiot for all seasons
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (jcCEX)
**************
Just saw her on Tucker defending AOC because cauliflower IS Racist. This woman is raising children. Be afraid for the future.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (RBOtF)

73 If Kurt Schlichter isn't a moron, I'll eat my MAGA hat.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (KCxuz)

74 but his manner is off-putting.

And my putting game is off.


OOOO In the hole

Posted by: BH Soetoro at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (QzkSJ)

75 Apparently Daryl Hannah still has her Pris wig, it is like a lucky totem for her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (EBcsJ)

76 Miklos, at least her breath will smell great :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (miE9U)

77 He'll, my manner is offputting.


And you had the good grace to not take up TuCa time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (fuK7c)

78 I heard that earlier today and thought " that is the most bloody fucking spot-on thing anyone has said today" and I think that is still true.
Bloody fucking spot-fucking-on FTW !


(sorry ace, been drinkin')

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 08:55 PM (isI7q)

79
@tribunal_watch
***BREAKING***

Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary

Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)

80 Just saw her on Tucker defending AOC because cauliflower IS Racist. This woman is raising children. Be afraid for the future.
Posted by: redridinghood

Put cheese on it and it turns ORANGE!
CONNECT THE DOTS SHEEPLE!!!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (gkstg)

81 If Cathy's kids turn out exactly as how she wants them to be, she'll be Soylent Green.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (EBcsJ)

82 Amazing, these old as shit demos are only being kept alive by pure hate while Trump is running circles around them.

Its the demons within that animate them. Their souls have already been in Hell for years.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (lD3vL)

83 there's a reasonably good view of nipples through the bodysuit.

Groovy. Thanks for the boobie update. I'll go right out and watch that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (ahS0B)

84 69 Kurt Schlichter's opinions are ours, but his manner is off-putting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 08:53 PM (fuK7c)
---
Is it his obsessive nipple-centrism?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (kQs4Y)

85 And you had the good grace to not take up TuCa time.

Well, to be fair, he really didn't invite me. I'd talk his ear off given half a chance.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (KCxuz)

86 I assure you nanzi prays to her 'gods'.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (qBNEP)

87 Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept

This nic is the key to the Voynich Manuscript

Posted by: Miklos, light bulb LIT at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)

88 Kurt Schlichter's opinions are ours, but his manner is off-putting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 08:53 PM (fuK7c)

How so? And off putting to who?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

89 If Kurt Schlichter isn't a moron, I'll eat my MAGA hat.


It's why I couldn't get through his last book. It was like reading old comments here.

I want to see what you assholes come up with right now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 08:58 PM (fuK7c)

90 70. whoa...yep, she's headed for her old man's medicine cabinet. No, Nanzi, not the Axe body splash!!

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 08:58 PM (F7lRL)

91 Eris, got your winning Mega Millions ticket for tonight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:58 PM (EBcsJ)

92 In what planet does this make sense-that vegetables are racist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:58 PM (ahS0B)

93 Nancy chugging Axe body spray?

EEwwww....

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:58 PM (EBcsJ)

94 "Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary"

Oh that's precious.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

95 No Anna, I forgot!

You'll toss some coin my way if you win, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (kQs4Y)

96 Is it his obsessive nipple-centrism?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

*looks left, right, left again*

No such thing as nipple centric.

Posted by: Miklos, croww eyed already at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

97 Judicial Watch somehow discovered that the FBI kept a list, a database, of HRC's offenses, complete with possible liabilities.
JW has asked for copies under FOIA.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

98 Alas Eris, I was counting on you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (EBcsJ)

99 How so? And off putting to who?


To me, the one what made the observation. He just said a bunch of stuff we all agree with and somehow he irked me.

I did not with to be irked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:00 PM (fuK7c)

100 Nadler sounds like a lil bish.


Has a stroke and resigns?

Posted by: RBG at May 24, 2019 09:00 PM (MAstk)

101 I'm leaving politics to lead a life of pizza.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (EgshT)

102 @tribunal_watch

***BREAKING***



Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary

Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)

Once again Trump smites his enemies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (jcCEX)

103 @tribunal_watch
***BREAKING***

Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary
Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)
**************
Seriously? Health? Did he actually have a stroke today?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)

104 79. He was seriously disoriented today. That was a major medical malfunction he experienced.

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (F7lRL)

105 Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:00 PM (fuK7c)

Fair enough.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

106 Jerry Nadler, Pizza the Hutt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (EBcsJ)

107 JW has asked for copies under FOIA.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

we already know how Hillary is offensive.
I'd rather see if they ever actually checked out Obama and his pals.

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (r/xAU)

108 @tribunal_watch

***BREAKING***

Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary

Posted by: Ha

-----

I don't know how the Trumpinator does it but honestly, I don't care.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (Y4EXg)

109 Nadler sounds like a lil bish.


Has a stroke and resigns?
Posted by: RBG at May 24, 2019 09:00 PM (MAstk)


Should have brought his bollard.

Posted by: Hillary at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (1g7ch)

110
I don't think Nanzi prays.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (1g7ch)

She considers hanging upside down from the rafters praying.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (t6XCL)

111 TRIBUNAL WATCH
Sources reporting: Jerry Nadler will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary.
Unconfirmed if he will complete his term as congressman for his district in NY.
Confidential medical sources are reporting that he suffered a stroke at press conference in NYC

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (BqBId)

112 He's right, their days of fearing God are long past and he can't be hearing their words.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (BbGew)

113 Nadless probably wants to focus on capturing Solo.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (gkstg)

114 103 @tribunal_watch
***BREAKING***

Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary
Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)
**************
Seriously? Health? Did he actually have a stroke today?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)

That's what the rest of the tweet says but I'm not finding confirmation of it anywhere else.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (cF8AT)

115

I would respectfully suggest that at some point during this weekend you pause and for a moment reflect on why it's called Memorial Day.

So much is forever owed to all of them.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (KATBx)

116 Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary
Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)

-------

Trying to save America from Trump is very stressful.

Posted by: MAGA at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (I5LRE)

117 The FBI cared enough about HRC to make an actual database of her crimes, with possible penalties.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

118 I did not with to be irked.
Posted by: Bandersnatch,

C'mon, somebody irk with Bander.

Posted by: Miklos, taking a pass cause RonRico at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

119 Wish Nadler good health, in retirement from Congress, which he should do right now [not just committee chairmanship]. As with RBG - get out, enjoy life, lift one small anchor from around the nation's neck.


Schlichter seems to have fun, so good for him, but stopped looking at him much after "yo momma" became 85% of his shtick. Boring. Not wrong [usually], just boring.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (QDnY+)

120 Hoo boy. Trump Curse just getting ramped up. Who's next - Pencilneck?

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (F7lRL)

121 Anybody here been notice the utter humiliation of Naomi Wolf on a recent British radio interview?

Then again, I didn't take her seriously when she was picking out earth tones suits for Al Gore to wear twenty years ago.

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (2RBkF)

122 Jerry Nadler, Pizza the Hutt?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (EBcsJ)


He ate himself... to death.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (aS1PU)

123 whichever one of you ettes win I pray you buy us yuge alextopia island.

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2019 09:04 PM (r/xAU)

124 "So much is forever owed to all of them."

I will offer prayers of gratitude all weekend.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:04 PM (w7KSn)

125 I would respectfully suggest that at some point during this weekend you pause and for a moment reflect on why it's called Memorial Day.

So much is forever owed to all of them.
Posted by: irongrampa

----

Hear! Hear!

To absent friends!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2019 09:05 PM (Y4EXg)

126 I hope Ginger Island can support a nice imposing pile of stone called an English manor house...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:05 PM (EBcsJ)

127 Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary

They'll change it to "Unnamed sources say there is clear evidence that Trump may have slipped Nads a Mickey!" Impeech Foady Fi!

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 09:05 PM (K22Va)

128 Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary



Do Not Fuck With The Trump Curse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

129 Manhattans all around.

Posted by: Quilp at May 24, 2019 09:05 PM (Bf3hj)

130 Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary
Posted by: Ha

He listen? No

Avenatti? No

The others? No

Nancy no, also drink my wine

Posted by: Gyspsy Lady Miklos at May 24, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

131 I'm not seeing that Nadler story/rumor anywhere...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:06 PM (w7KSn)

132 Also breaking: Nancy Pelosi has just stepped on a rake!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:06 PM (miE9U)

133 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at May 24, 2019 09:06 PM (EgshT)

134 >>Nadler sounds like a lil bish.

>>Has a stroke and resigns?


Little stroke never stopped Nancy from Sewing!

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 09:06 PM (kBw4X)

135 I like Kurt, He says it as it is. I suppose He wouldn't be a very smooth politician

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2019 09:06 PM (r/xAU)

136 I would respectfully suggest that at some point during this weekend you pause and for a moment reflect on why it's called Memorial Day.

So much is forever owed to all of them.
Posted by: irongrampa

ALMIGHTY God, our heavenly Father, in whose hands are the living and the dead; We give thee thanks for all those thy servants who have laid down their lives in the service of our country. Grant to them thy mercy and the light of thy presence, that the good work which thou hast begun in them may be perfected; through Jesus Christ thy Son our Lord. Amen.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (gkstg)

137 Does any of the coup lead back to Pelosi? Or was she out of the loop?

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (uILEe)

138 "It's a sacrament" !

- house majority leader


a sacrament to whom, and for what, exactly ?

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (isI7q)

139 So much is forever owed to all of them.

Posted by: irongrampa

Amen to that sir.

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (K22Va)

140 Last weekend at Trail of Honor had this older gentleman in a wheelchair come by our table to talk. He had a prosthetic arm. After he left, my table companion informed me that unassuming guy has the Medal of Honor.

Mind blown.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (EBcsJ)

141 https://twitter.com/tribunal_watch

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (BqBId)

142 I had a stroke at lunch and then came back for votibg.

#rbgstrong

Posted by: RBG at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (MAstk)

143 Nadler's medical event is on video today. Looked serious.


JW gets tips, breadcrumbs, from insiders. Fairly sure most of theirs are inside DOJ. Real journalists covering the Keystone Coup mostly rely on congressional names you know, but at least one of them also has a good DOJ guide.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

144

I condemn Pizza the Hutt and everything he stands for, but I do not wish him to suffer and hope that he can retire be made comfortable and enjoy whatever time he has left with people he loves.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (AFzCY)

145 amen.

Posted by: willow at May 24, 2019 09:09 PM (r/xAU)

146 Barely can stay awake, hope Nader the Hutt takes the rest of his life off and a long vacation.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 09:09 PM (BbGew)

147 141 https://twitter.com/tribunal_watch

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (BqBId)

They're the only one reporting that. All the other tweets are direct copies of that one.

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 09:09 PM (cF8AT)

148 Nadler? Bless his gunt.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 09:09 PM (UdKB7)

149 I'll sing a tribute to Rep Nadler.

Posted by: Billy Squire at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

150 osted by: Cunning Stunt

I still prefer the "praying that he is found safe, and soon" scenario better.

Posted by: Miklos, sparing a thought at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

151
RBG: Nadler is a wus. Not even death should keep you from resigning

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (jcCEX)

152 Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary

Do Not Fuck With The Trump Curse.

-
Should've asked CPL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)

153 If Nadler steps down, someone worse (if possible) will take his place, doubtless.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (w7KSn)

154
Hoo boy. Trump Curse just getting ramped up. Who's next - Pencilneck?
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:03 PM (F7lRL)

Is Trump really going to Japan?
Or is it a ruse because he's really on top of Isengard Trump Tower summoning the biggley forces?

Posted by: YIKES! at May 24, 2019 09:11 PM (t6XCL)

155 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (gkstg)

Amen...

Posted by: browndog at May 24, 2019 09:11 PM (bGMOs)

156 Maybe Nadler hiked his pants too high and choked himself out with the belt.

Posted by: Ha at May 24, 2019 09:11 PM (MAstk)

157 A few years ago, a quiet mousy little guy was showing a younger friend around a place I volunteer. After, head of the place comes up to me, asks if I knew who it was. Nope. Looked up MOH citation. Yowza. I doubt even his neighbors know his story. The whole package. Truly heroic, utterly unimpressed by it all.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

158 If Nadler steps down, someone worse (if possible) will take his place, doubtless.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (w7KSn)


The Dems have a deep bench of worse.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 09:11 PM (aS1PU)

159 Arkancide for Nadler?

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2019 09:11 PM (uILEe)

160 Hydrate, Jerry!

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at May 24, 2019 09:12 PM (EgshT)

161 'If Nadler steps down, someone worse (if possible) will take his place, doubtless.'

Most Democrats won't want to step in that shit show.
Maybe they can get AOC to do it.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

162 I condemn Pizza the Hutt and everything he stands
for, but I do not wish him to suffer and hope that he can retire be made
comfortable and enjoy whatever time he has left with people he loves.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (AFzCY)


Fuck that. The fat old bastard would sign the paperwork today to put me in the camps ... and wouldn't lose a wink of sleep over it. I hope he catches a case of jock-itch, his hemorrhoids flare up, and he catches his old lady with a mouthful of the next-door neighbor.

This is war. Sympathy for one's mortal enemy is a loser play.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 24, 2019 09:12 PM (BR4lE)

163 I think you got the worst with Nadler.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:13 PM (2DOZq)

164 >>Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary




OMG - Is that related to the fainting?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 09:13 PM (W+vEI)

165 See? I stop talking about nipples and the thread dies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:13 PM (fuK7c)

166 To me, the one what made the observation. He just said a bunch of stuff we all agree with and somehow he irked me.

I did not with to be irked.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:00 PM


You think you have irksome issues?

James 'irk tasks me!

Posted by: Noonian Singh at May 24, 2019 09:13 PM (DMUuz)

167
If Nadler steps down, someone worse (if possible) will take his place, doubtless.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (w7KSn)

AOC, AOC, AOC....

Posted by: YIKES! at May 24, 2019 09:14 PM (t6XCL)

168 "The Dems have a deep bench of worse."


Keeper, right there. Nicely put.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 09:14 PM (QDnY+)

169 All those who tortured and harassed GEOTUS and fam will go down 'And Then There Were None' style.

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:14 PM (F7lRL)

170 don't give a shit about nadler one way or the other. he wants me dead anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

171 OMG - Is that related to the fainting?
Posted by: Lizzy

----

Lizzy, watch the vid. It's always problematic to diagnose from afar but I'd bet $$ that was no 'faint'.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2019 09:15 PM (Y4EXg)

172 Trump gets off plane during refueling in Alaska...greets troops.

The Scalp Weasel is a marvel to behold!

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 09:15 PM (xzK3J)

173 We will be reminding people tomorrow iron grandpa.

As Gary tells how he came to write "She Ain't Ready Yet."

He saw a story on the news about a support group for widows who lost their husbands in Iraq, Afganistan...

A youngish one is being told it has been two years. She should get out and meet someone. Her husband would want her to be happy.

Her reply, "I'm just not ready to yet."

To those who gave all.
Our deepest gratitude

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2019 09:15 PM (A3w0Q)

174 Weep not for me, Peruvia!

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 24, 2019 09:16 PM (EgshT)

175 The FBI cared enough about HRC to make an actual database of her crimes, with possible penalties.

OK, that explains that huge federal data farm in Bluffdale, Utah.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 09:16 PM (lD3vL)

176 It will be a closed piano case funeral.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

177 "56 13
Trump gets off plane during refueling in Alaska...greets troops.

That was awesome. Check out the security he has around him. On a military base!

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 08:50 PM (K22Va) "

That was awesome !
Reminded me of the Iowa State Fair where he was giving helicopter (non-Pinochet,dammit!) rides to little kids, because helicopter ! The man seems to have an intrinsic sense of how all big things happen because of lots of regular little people happening them, and willing to actually give them recognition.
Awesome is almost too small a word for what he does.

Dear Lord I love this President, please keep him safe from all the harm his enemies intend.

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:16 PM (isI7q)

178 Lots of choices if natler steps down, clyburn, lewis, waters, capsizin' hank, shall I continue?

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2019 09:16 PM (qBNEP)

179 The Dems have a deep bench of worse.
Posted by: DR.WTF

The deputy is Mary Gay Scanlon from Penn.

However, the other possibilities are FABULOUS

Zoe "Crazy from way back" Lofgren
Sheila Jackson "that is MY SEAT" Lee
Col. Steve "Chicken man" Cohen-Sanders
Hank "Guam ballast expert" Johnson

Posted by: Miklos, wanting to see this on IMAX at May 24, 2019 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

180 LA at peril of a deadly epidemic this summer.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/
dr-drew-pinsky-major-epidemic-l
os-angeles-kill-thousands

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:17 PM (w7KSn)

181 Do I get free pizza?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 24, 2019 09:18 PM (EgshT)

182 >>Lizzy, watch the vid. It's always problematic to diagnose from afar but I'd bet $$ that was no 'faint'.


Haven't seen it yet - will check it out. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 09:18 PM (W+vEI)

183 Ain't no thang!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler's Shoe at May 24, 2019 09:18 PM (uILEe)

184 That askmen article in the sidebar has to be parody, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0MVr3)

185 Trump in Alaska video is one of the best things I've seen all week. Just being natural and honest, as always.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (9dQxE)

186 I guess Nadler's health is the subject of the hour.

Have it your way, but please spare a moment and search "Naomi Wolf" with "death recorded". I believe all Morons will find the Schadenfreude to be delightful!

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (2RBkF)

187 "Reminded me of the Iowa State Fair where he was giving helicopter (non-Pinochet,dammit!) rides to little kids"

That was the one where that hag from PBS, I don't remember her name, was flying along and you could tell that she knew PDT had a damn good chance of winning.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (UdKB7)

188 We should start a white privilege points system like they do for credit cards. You can redeem them for fun things like guns, ammo, and books about US history.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (jXrK7)

189 Going into this weekend I invite all the Horde to join me on Monday in my annual Memorial Day toast. At 6PM Pacific I will raise my glass to those who gave the last full measure.
I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)

190 nadler had a stroke. had no idea where he was, or who is was. zero phucks given.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

191 If Nadler steps down, someone worse (if possible) will take his place, doubtless.

The demons will just leave Nadler and possess the next.

It will be an upgrade for them.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 24, 2019 09:20 PM (lD3vL)

192 Tibor 'Ted' Rubin. Medal of Honor - Korean War

https://youtu.be/gTnmDQVMank

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:20 PM (EBcsJ)

193 The demons will just leave Nadler and possess the next.

It will be an upgrade for them.

Posted by: Blue Bird

We need room for everyone. Not easy.

Posted by: the demons at May 24, 2019 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

194 I would respectfully suggest that at some point during this weekend you pause and for a moment reflect on why it's called Memorial Day.

So much is forever owed to all of them.
Posted by: irongrampa


I'm ashamed to say that when I was young I gave no thought at all to this, but the older I get the more appreciative I become.


So thank you to all who served and to all who lost someone they loved in service to our country.

Posted by: girldog at May 24, 2019 09:21 PM (SJiiM)

195 I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.
Posted by: Diogenes

-----
On my calendar brother!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2019 09:21 PM (Y4EXg)

196 164 >>Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary

OMG - Is that related to the fainting?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 09:13 PM (W+vEI)


I'll bet it's due to the stuff that will be released implicating any number of Democrats for high crimes and misdemeanors.

Stuff the GOP will be pouncing on and seizing.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 24, 2019 09:21 PM (+aReV)

197 188 We should start a white privilege points system like they do for credit cards. You can redeem them for fun things like guns, ammo, and books about US history.
-------------
Booze? Boobs? Pudding?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 24, 2019 09:21 PM (9dQxE)

198 The only thing Nanny Pelosi is good for is one in the pink and five in the stink.

Or vice versa.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2019 09:21 PM (Z+IKu)

199 190. It got awkward when DiBlasio blurted out 'comedy gold, Jerry!'

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:22 PM (F7lRL)

200 64 Pelosi is just religious enough to borrow Bill Clinton's walking around Bible when the right camera is lit.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

I've seen that in video of Ron Brown's funeral. It looks like Bill's laundry is hanging out of it with all the post-its on every second page. They ran a new bible through the clothes dryer to give it that that previously opened look.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 24, 2019 09:22 PM (/Fmtj)

201 198: you first. be lucky to save a finger.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

202 That Medal of Honor series on Netflix is a must watch for all of us.
I think there are 6 episodes, each for a different recipient.
I hope there are more.
It is truly humbling to watch.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:23 PM (w7KSn)

203 All the comments for that Askmen thing in the side bar are funny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2019 09:23 PM (jXrK7)

204 One thing for sure - they do not have a body double for Nadler on deck for such an occasion.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 09:23 PM (1g7ch)

205 At 6PM Pacific I will raise my glass to those who gave the last full measure.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)


9 PM EST. I'm in. Calendar marked. Hell of an idea.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 24, 2019 09:23 PM (BR4lE)

206 Burnt Toast, actually the body double for Nadler is 3 people. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:24 PM (miE9U)

207 Yeah, when the next bulletin is from the doc saying "resting comfortably" it ain't no faint.

just sayin' , but I gotta right onnacounta mos' nearly gettin' my own self there coupla' months ago ... as it there'd be any m'f'in' news release if I fuckin' died.

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - "the list is long." at May 24, 2019 09:24 PM (isI7q)

208 iirc, it was during Bill's Monica Troubles when he was carrying that ridiculously over-sized Bible around, after Rev Jesse Jackson graciously absolved him of his sins.

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2019 09:25 PM (uILEe)

209 Talking about Medal of Honor awards and Alaska reminded again that Bristol Palin grew up to be a beautiful woman from the semi chubby teenager. . At least that's what her current photos indicate.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

210 It got awkward when DiBlasio blurted out 'comedy gold, Jerry!'
Posted by: kallisto

-----

It peeved me when DiBlowmeo tried to give Nadler water. Here's a man who is obviously having an unknown medical episode and you're trying to force liquid down his throat? I see this all the time - folks that think water is the answer to all issues medical. Yeah, let's get him to choke!

Not quite as bad as the assholes that want you to perform CPR on folks with major trauma injuries before any other treatment but annoying just the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2019 09:26 PM (Y4EXg)

211 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:07 PM (gkstg)



Amen...


Amen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:26 PM (HaL55)

212 I've been reading a lot from Lamentations as of late.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at May 24, 2019 09:26 PM (EgshT)

213 179. omg that dipshit is my rep. She's just the *right* conductor to take the impeachment train down a gully.

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:27 PM (F7lRL)

214 "194 I would respectfully suggest that at some point during this weekend you pause and for a moment reflect on why it's called Memorial Day.

So much is forever owed to all of them.
Posted by: irongrampa "


Damn right !
Got big hunks of time laid off for cemetery visits over the weekend !

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:27 PM (isI7q)

215 Nadler, I won't wish he had died today but I hope he does. And with a long painful illness.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 24, 2019 09:27 PM (s/5QJ)

216 iirc, it was during Bill's Monica Troubles when he was carrying that ridiculously over-sized Bible around, after Rev Jesse Jackson graciously absolved him of his sins.

-
Actually, it was The Big Book of Penthouse Forum Letters with a Bible cover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 09:27 PM (+y/Ru)

217 164 >>Sources reporting: Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary


Has anyone confirmed this?

Posted by: girldog at May 24, 2019 09:27 PM (SJiiM)

218 199 190. It got awkward when DiBlasio blurted out 'comedy gold, Jerry!'
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:22 PM (F7lRL)


It was worse we he blurted out, "Not yet, Beelezebub! He's got so much more of your work to do!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 09:28 PM (pOk21)

219 Speaking of Pelosi praying for DJT, has the very Christian David French ever mentioned praying for the president?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:28 PM (JgA4k)

220 Anyone think Nadler is a case of Arkanicide?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2019 09:28 PM (jXrK7)

221 It does matter where Nadler was and what he was doing. He and DeBlasio were celebrating a law allowing for increased use of speed cameras and other spying devices because what we really need is more government eyes on our daily lives.

I so would like to think it's instant kharma.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:28 PM (fuK7c)

222 Going into this weekend I invite all the Horde to join me on Monday in
my annual Memorial Day toast. At 6PM Pacific I will raise my glass to
those who gave the last full measure.

I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.


Will do, gladly and humbly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (HaL55)

223 They didn't have a van where they could have thrown Nadler in like a sack of potatoes. I did hear he lost a shoe though.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (2DOZq)

224 We're gonna start playing at 3:45 central.

At 4 I'll propose a toast.
The room seats 90 and usually a bit of overflow into the testing room when we play.

Might be good for a hundred glasses being raised, Diogenes.

And goodnight

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (A3w0Q)

225 >>It peeved me when DiBlowmeo tried to give Nadler water. Here's a man who is obviously having an unknown medical episode and you're trying to force liquid down his throat? I see this all the time - folks that think water is the answer to all issues medical.


You don't give them water!

You want to get their feet up, above their head. Get the blood flowing to their brain.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (kBw4X)

226 Jerry Nadler needs to resign from the human race.

Baskin Robbins hardest hit......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (Z+IKu)

227 I vote for MOAR HELICOPTERS 'cuz the ride never ends!

Posted by: Darth Cobalt Shiva, Sith Lord In Residence at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (pRqYb)

228 "189 Going into this weekend I invite all the Horde to join me on Monday in my annual Memorial Day toast. At 6PM Pacific I will raise my glass to those who gave the last full measure.
I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf) "



Thanks, will do !
1800 Pacific ... Standard, or DST ... ?
Not that it matters to them, but still ...

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:30 PM (isI7q)

229 No such thing as nipple centric.
Posted by: Miklos, croww eyed already at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

In fact, they are often eccentric.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 09:30 PM (7njPr)

230 Nadler's out running laps with RBG.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

231 My favorite part is the Gnashing of Teeth.

Posted by: Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey at May 24, 2019 09:30 PM (EgshT)

232 If Nadler steps down, someone worse (if possible) will take his place, doubtless.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:10 PM (w7KSn)


I don't believe Sheila Jackson-Lee is next in seniority, but she's getting close to being next-up.

If the situation wasn't deadly serious, it would be entertaining if the Dems hold the House for another 10 years, so we can see Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Eddie Bernice Johnson, and others of the same ilk become Committee chairs.

Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2019 09:30 PM (AMIL/)

233 That vid of Nadler did not look good.

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (xzK3J)

234 No such thing as nipple centric.
Posted by: Miklos, croww eyed already at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

In fact, they are often eccentric.



Their owners? Always.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (fuK7c)

235 225 >>It peeved me when DiBlowmeo tried to give Nadler water. Here's a man who is obviously having an unknown medical episode and you're trying to force liquid down his throat? I see this all the time - folks that think water is the answer to all issues medical.


You don't give them water!

You want to get their feet up, above their head. Get the blood flowing to their brain.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (kBw4X)

Nah bro. Slap hot iron to it. Or leeches. But yeah, not water.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

236 Even the idea of Nancy Pelosi praying is laughable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (EZebt)

237 I'll call Scanlon and insist she impeach Trump and ask her is it true The Speaker's breath reeks of Sterno?

Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (F7lRL)

238 >> It does matter where Nadler was and what he was doing. He and DeBlasio were celebrating a law allowing for increased use of speed cameras and other spying devices because what we really need is more government eyes on our daily lives.

I so would like to think it's instant kharma.
- - - -

Nailed it

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (W+vEI)

239 Seriously? Health? Did he actually have a stroke today?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)

He couldn't have. His arms are too short to reach past his belly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (7njPr)

240 Just spent the last half hour in the damn basement. Tornado warning.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

241 Nah bro. Slap hot iron to it. Or leeches. But yeah, not water.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

You don't mention tampons. -1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (0MVr3)

242 Nadler did not look good in that video. He appeared to be totally out of it mentally.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (JgA4k)

243 No such thing as nipple centric.
Posted by: Miklos, croww eyed already at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

In fact, they are often eccentric.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Umm..I may have been slightly mistaken.

Posted by: Miklos' nose, a virtual motorboat at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

244 Baby killers. Today's Democrats.

It's nice to see someone call them out on it. Severe Conservative Mitt Romney sure wouldn't.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (4knXT)

245 240 Just spent the last half hour in the damn basement. Tornado warning.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

In before the first casual joke.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

246 225 >>It peeved me when DiBlowmeo tried to give Nadler water. Here's a man who is obviously having an unknown medical episode and you're trying to force liquid down his throat? I see this all the time - folks that think water is the answer to all issues medical.


You don't give them water!

You want to get their feet up, above their head. Get the blood flowing to their brain.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 09:29 PM (kBw4X)

Who put cookies in his mouth!? You're not suppose to do that!

Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (cF8AT)

247 240: casual tornado?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

248 Nadler did not look good in that video. He appeared to be totally out of it mentally.

Then it appeared that he had a stroke.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (HaL55)

249 "210 It got awkward when DiBlasio blurted out 'comedy gold, Jerry!'
Posted by: kallisto

-----

It peeved me when DiBlowmeo tried to give Nadler water. Here's a man who is obviously having an unknown medical episode and you're trying to force liquid down his throat? I see this all the time - folks that think water is the answer to all issues medical. Yeah, let's get him to choke!

Not quite as bad as the assholes that want you to perform CPR on folks with major trauma injuries before any other treatment but annoying just the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2019 09:26 PM (Y4EXg) "



Better we should go back to the practices of CW 1 days and give 'em a shot of whiskey or brandy.

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (isI7q)

250 The casual tornado did not have a hair out of place.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (EBcsJ)

251 >.Who put cookies in his mouth!? You're not suppose to do that!


Tami gets it.

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (kBw4X)

252 Just spent the last half hour in the damn basement. Tornado warning.


So how does that work? Do you emerged pissed that you wasted a half hour and didn't get the hurricane they promised?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (fuK7c)

253 Okay, I plead going on 4 hours sleep last night.

Playing tomorrow.
So at 4 Monday, I will raise a solitary glass of milk, and remember.

Posted by: teej at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (A3w0Q)

254 It does matter where Nadler was and what he was doing. He and DeBlasio were celebrating a law allowing for increased use of speed cameras and other spying devices because what we really need is more government eyes on our daily lives.

I so would like to think it's instant kharma.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:28 PM (fuK7c)


OK, what's the betting line on Nadler scratching the cue ball before the late RBG does, officially?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (pOk21)

255 Just spent the last half hour in the damn basement. Tornado warning.

See? I am indicated.

Posted by: Little Lupe at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (EgshT)

256 Nadler or Mr. Creosote

Wafer thin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (EBcsJ)

257 Then it appeared that he had a stroke.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (HaL55)


That's my guess, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (pOk21)

258 The casual tornado did not have a hair out of place.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:33 PM (EBcsJ)

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Being a casual tornado doesn't mean you have to be a slob.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (4knXT)

259 Yeah it was just a casual tornado. Just dropped in to say hello and left.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

260 Speaking of speed cameras, I heard on the radio today that in New Orleans the traffic cameras will not be used to issue speeding tickets until August but they will still be working for other crimes.

And they didn't even say why. Seems weird.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (jXrK7)

261 Nadler or Mr. Creosote

Wafer thin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:34 PM (EBcsJ)

---------

Bring me a bucket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (4knXT)

262 The casual tornado had a GQ photo shoot later.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (0MVr3)

263 Nadler looked really short in that video, kind of like a toddler in an adult chair.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:35 PM (JgA4k)

264 Okay, this hits my funny bone --


Flood damages access road at Noah's Ark attraction in Kentucky

(h/t twitchy)

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2019 09:36 PM (Z4rgH)

265 We voted to do away with red light cameras in Houston.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

266 I don't care how casual you are, untucked just isn't a good look on a tornado.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:36 PM (fuK7c)

267 Then it appeared that he had a stroke.



Strzok strzok strzok your boat
Crazily down the stream
Nadlery nadlery nadlery nadlery
Mueller was but a dream

Posted by: Miklos, blaming the rum at May 24, 2019 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

268 Nadler seems like such a healthy guy. Probably be out running a marathon later this week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:36 PM (0MVr3)

269 It peeved me when DiBlowmeo tried to give Nadler water. Here's a man who is obviously having an unknown medical episode and you're trying to force liquid down his throat? I see this all the time - folks that think water is the answer to all issues medical.

C'mon. Maybe deBlasio is more patriotic than we thought.

"Drink up, lard ass!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (pOk21)

270 Nadler's out running laps with RBG.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

Now that's funny......my screen needed cleaning anyways.

I pictured them both topless and sweaty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (Z+IKu)

271 Tibor 'Ted' Rubin. Medal of Honor - Korean War

4 times. Thanks!

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (K22Va)

272 Okay, I plead going on 4 hours sleep last night.



Playing tomorrow.

So at 4 Monday, I will raise a solitary glass of milk, and remember.


Oh crap teej, been there, done that a lot. I used to run a jam night on Thursday night till 1:00am then get up at 5 to go to work. Don't miss that.
Go teej. To sleep.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

273 Nadler doesn't look good even when he looks his best...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (w7KSn)

274 "189 Going into this weekend I invite all the Horde to join me on Monday in my annual Memorial Day toast. At 6PM Pacific I will raise my glass to those who gave the last full measure.
I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf) "


My husband and I will be joining you at 3:00 here on the East Coast.

Posted by: girldog at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (SJiiM)

275 Nadler seems like such a healthy guy. Probably be out running a marathon later this week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:36 PM (0MVr3)

--------

He's partnered with RBG for the 2019 Hawaii Ironman Relay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:38 PM (4knXT)

276 Flood damages access road at Noah's Ark attraction in Kentucky

(h/t twitchy)
Posted by: GnuBreed

You can still get in or out, but only two by two.

Posted by: Miklos, who floats at May 24, 2019 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

277 All of this raging Nadler has been doing could have broken a blood clot or three loose.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:38 PM (JgA4k)

278 Lt Col Joe Jackson. Medal of Honor - Vietnam

https://youtu.be/7hcISjvEdOI

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:38 PM (EBcsJ)

279 Well, I'd never wish a stoke on anyone, but these Democrats make this really hard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 24, 2019 09:39 PM (jXrK7)

280 Weight loss is supposed to minimize your stroke risk. Just like a Lefty to do something illogical.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 24, 2019 09:39 PM (2DOZq)

281 That was not being Dehydrated ! you have to be REALLY REALLY Dehydrated & then your Heart Races, my Mom RIP had Sepsis & one of her problems afterwards was Edema & they would put her on a strong dose of lasix & her heart would race because of getting severely dehydrated & take her off of it & back & forth & back & forth & your heart can race so fast that you whole body shakes, that was not the case with Nadler. That was a Stroke

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:39 PM (BqBId)

282 Trump dynasty?


As much as I deplore dynasties, I'd like to see another four year or more of a Trump blistering these fucktards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 24, 2019 09:39 PM (sFofr)

283 189 Going into this weekend I invite all the Horde to join me on Monday in my annual Memorial Day toast. At 6PM Pacific I will raise my glass to those who gave the last full measure.
I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf) "

On my alarm for 5pm Monday!

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 09:39 PM (xzK3J)

284 I thought the casual tornado wore Topsiders and has a sweater tied around his shoulders...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2019 09:39 PM (flINI)

285 Nadler needs to find a bra with better support.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:40 PM (4knXT)

286 94
"Jerry [Nadler] will resign from chairmanship of house judiciary"



Oh that's precious.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:59 PM (UdKB7)


You know, shame on me for feeling this way, but I really don't give a crap about that scumbag.
Having said that, my response is:
lol get fucked
I hope he gets hist shit straight with his Creator, stat.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2019 09:40 PM (ufFY8)

287 Crom, grant me revenge.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2019 09:40 PM (rnAwa)

288 Creepy Joe already has stroke related aphasia.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (JgA4k)

289 Nadler looked really short in that video, kind of like a toddler in an adult chair.
**** He is only 5 foot 4

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (BqBId)

290 Creepy Joe already has stroke related aphasia.

--------
Presidential material, right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (4knXT)

291 If Nadler dies, no funeral pyre, please.

Posted by: gaia, choking on Co2 already at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

292 Casual tornado popped by to say Yo mamma.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (JgA4k)

293 My husband and I will be joining you at 3:00 here on the East Coast.
Posted by: girldog at May 24, 2019 09:37 PM (SJiiM)

===

I'm not sure how to tell you this...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (EZebt)

294 Teej @ 224

Excellent!

I have at least a hundred friends and Allies around the world who sync with this.
It's become, over the years, a special moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:42 PM (0tfLf)

295 "Yeah it was just a casual tornado. Just dropped in to say hello and left."

We had one of those. Knocked down over 40 trees in the yard.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 09:42 PM (UdKB7)

296 I thought the casual tornado wore Topsiders and has a sweater tied around his shoulders...


The absolute wanker tornadoes wear Docksides.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:42 PM (fuK7c)

297 Lately I imagine a chain-smoking, utterly embittered
Nancy Pelosi, sitting alone in her office with all the lights off in
the middle of the night, smoking her lungs out, all of her botox lifts
worn out, swigging vodka straight from the bottle and muttering about
how she just doesn't GAF anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:42 PM (miE9U)



I'm imagining her like the Son'a in star trek insurrection getting late night face stretching sessions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2019 09:43 PM (9Om/r)

298 I'm imagining her like the Son'a in star trek insurrection getting late night face stretching sessions.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2019 09:43 PM (9Om/r)

Now that was pretty shitty Trek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:43 PM (0MVr3)

299 As much as I deplore dynasties, I'd like to see another four year or more of a Trump blistering these fucktards.

The Bushies were attempting a dynasty of Globalistas who want nothing less than the destruction of America as founded. Do. Not. Want.

Now if we had a Trump dynasty where all that crap got undone like it is now, I'd go for that in a New York minute. Back to the Constitution as written, equality before the law and accountable representatives expressing the will of their constituents? Oh hell yeah. That's real, true progress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)

300 Where the hell are my crocs?

Posted by: Casual Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (uILEe)

301 lol I got it backwards!

Posted by: girldog at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (SJiiM)

302 Handy guide for Morons (especially those who are drinking, or will be drinking on Monday):
6PM PT
7PM MT
8PM CT
9PM ET

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (0ReGO)

303 Nadler looked really short in that video, kind of like a toddler in an adult chair.

**** He is only 5 foot 4

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (BqBId)


Yeah but how tall is he? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (9Om/r)

304 Casual tornado is hoping to land a role as a villain in an upcoming Marvel movie. He'll,make mock of Brie Larson's asslessness.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (JgA4k)

305 300 Where the hell are my crocs?
Posted by: Casual Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (uILEe)

-------

Casual, not suicidal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (4knXT)

306 Where the hell are my crocs?
Posted by: Casual Tornado

I thought Casual Tornado wore Gucci loafers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (gkstg)

307 Berserker: 5'4" vertical, 5'6" horizontal :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (miE9U)

308 T-storm, and very heavy rain here in my corner of Alberta this afternoon. A little hail, too, nothing serious. No word of tornadoes, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (7njPr)

309 Now that was pretty shitty Trek.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:43 PM (0MVr3)

Yeah pretty much, had some funny lines, but was fairly lame.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (9Om/r)

310 >> He is only 5 foot 4

Vertically or horizontally?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 09:46 PM (W+vEI)

311 Nancy Pelosi came at me one time with a fiddle made of gold and I took that fiddle away from that nasty whore of a bitch.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2019 09:46 PM (LuPts)

312 The casual tornado only kisses on the first few dates

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2019 09:46 PM (flINI)

313 Saran-wrap plastic surgery?

Brazil

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 09:46 PM (EBcsJ)

314 Creepy Joe already has stroke related aphasia.

--------
Presidential material, right there.
Posted by: Cicero

Maybe Trump can reprise Reagan re: Soviet leaders.

"I keep trying to run against them, but they keep dying on me"

Posted by: Miklos, hearing history rhyme at May 24, 2019 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

315 Gah, so did I girldog. must be the Friday night imbibing.

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 09:46 PM (xzK3J)

316
I'm not sure how to tell you this...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2019 09:41 PM (EZebt)


I have a friend in Europe that I talk to, so I'm used to thinking in the other direction. No friends on the West Coast. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: girldog at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (SJiiM)

317

I thought Casual Tornado wore Gucci loafers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (gkstg)

Without socks.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (JgA4k)

318 Top hat, new suit, walking stick, spats, monocle... The girls go crazy for a sharp dressed tornado.

Posted by: Monopoly Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (uILEe)

319 I thought Casual Tornado wore Gucci loafers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:45 PM (gkstg)
---
i saw Casual Tornado open for Rory and the Hurricanes at the Cave in 1963

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (W4x6J)

320 Now that was pretty shitty Trek.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:43 PM (0MVr3)

Yeah pretty much, had some funny lines, but was fairly lame.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

But it had Worf with a purple space bazooka.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (gkstg)

321 The casual tornado only kisses on the first few dates


The Rules Girl tornado will put out after the third date.

(That is a hopelessly anno 2000 reference).

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (fuK7c)

322 Nadler wanted the Saran wrap weight loss treatment but the doctors couldn't come up with enough wrap on the planet to do the job.

They finally ended up trying CVS receipts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

323 Top hat, new suit, walking stick, spats, monocle... The girls go crazy for a sharp dressed tornado.
Posted by: Monopoly Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (uILEe)

--------

Wait. That's Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (4knXT)

324 I'm imagining her like the Son'a in star trek insurrection getting late night face stretching sessions.

I'm pretty sure there's a pic out there on that Intarwebz thingy of that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (HaL55)

325 Y'know, just gotta say, there are times when I wish that the whole emergency-surgery-sorta-forced-me-to-quit-smoking thing hadn't worked quite so well.

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:48 PM (isI7q)

326 He is only 5 foot 4

Vertically or horizontally?
Posted by: Lizzy

*uses Google Earth and protractor*

Posted by: Miklos, attempting to quantify at May 24, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

327 Helena Handbasket

Thank you, Helena. What is it in Zulu time?

JK. I got this. I will stand tall. For my father, and also for Neptunus Lex.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

328 The casual tornado only sails... he does NOT powerboat

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2019 09:49 PM (flINI)

329 Nadler wanted the Saran wrap weight loss treatment but the doctors couldn't come up with enough wrap on the planet to do the job.

They finally ended up trying CVS receipts.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

----------

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CVS GIVES YOU A RECEIPT FOUR FEET LONG WHEN YOU BUY ONE PACKAGE OF RUBBERS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 24, 2019 09:49 PM (4knXT)

330 Vertically or horizontally?
Posted by: Lizzy

*uses Google Earth and protractor*
Posted by: Miklos, attempting to quantify at May 24, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
*******
Yes

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:49 PM (BqBId)

331 I was watching out a window just before our tornado casually showed up. I had just left the sunroom when the tornado casually kicked it in. It sounded like God's weedwacker, casually breaking off 60' pines like toothpick.

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 09:49 PM (UdKB7)

332 Now that was pretty shitty Trek.







Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 09:43 PM (0MVr3)



Yeah pretty much, had some funny lines, but was fairly lame.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



But it had Worf with a purple space bazooka.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 09:47 PM (gkstg)


And Troi talking about her boobs firming up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2019 09:49 PM (9Om/r)

333
Lt Col Joe Jackson. Medal of Honor - Vietnam

Very fitting Anna. More would not be a bad thing.

Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 09:50 PM (K22Va)

334 Top hat, new suit, walking stick, spats, monocle...

"Doctor told me I'm impotent. Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent!"

Posted by: Miklos, old old joke at May 24, 2019 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

335 casual tornado only sails... he does NOT powerboat
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2019 09:49 PM (flINI)

But when he motorboats everyone notices.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 09:50 PM (JgA4k)

336 The casual tornado has friends named Skip, and Monty.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2019 09:50 PM (flINI)

337 But it had Worf with a purple space bazooka.

And Picard's squeeze. Hubba hubba. But that age difference...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)

338 Handy guide for Morons (especially those who are drinking, or will be drinking on Monday):
6PM PT
7PM MT
8PM CT
9PM ET

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 24, 2019 09:44 PM (0ReGO)

1800 hours PT.
That's for Army and Marines.
6:00PM for the Navy.
Mickey's big hand is on the 12 and his little hand is on the 6.
And for the Coasties, the end of Happy Hour.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:51 PM (0tfLf)

339 re-establishing current correct nic ...

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - "the list is long." at May 24, 2019 09:51 PM (isI7q)

340 LA at peril of a deadly epidemic this summer.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/
dr-drew-pinsky-major-epidemic-l
os-angeles-kill-thousands

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 09:17 PM (w7KSn)
===
please make is so...

i have all my shots, but my neighbors don't.

natural selection is a glorious thing.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2019 09:51 PM (W4x6J)

341 Lt Col Joe Jackson. Medal of Honor - Vietnam
*******
Was he "Steppin Out"

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 09:51 PM (BqBId)

342 The casual tornado is never the first to arrive, but it doesn't show up after the first round of cocktails is served.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:52 PM (4knXT)

343 thx, Diogenes, I'll be there.

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:52 PM (isI7q)

344 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CVS GIVES YOU A RECEIPT FOUR FEET LONG WHEN YOU BUY ONE PACKAGE OF RUBBERS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER



IF THE RECEIPT WERE RUBBER IT WOULD MAKE SENSE

Posted by: MIKLOS MIKLOESBERGER at May 24, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

345 Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents five inches long
I'm out on the street again and I'm leaping along

Posted by: Jimmy Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)

346 I don't usually just casually stop by, but when I do, I bring Dos Equis.

Posted by: The World's Most Interesting Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:53 PM (uILEe)

347 try dat agin'

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - "the list is long." at May 24, 2019 09:54 PM (isI7q)

348 So who's ONTing tonight? Weird Dave, CBD or MisHum?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:54 PM (miE9U)

349 I don't usually just casually stop by, but when I do, I bring Dos Equis.


Posted by: The World's Most Interesting Tornado at May 24, 2019 09:53 PM (uILEe)


I bring casual sharks.
- Casual Sharknado.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

350 I hate when they call it a casual tornado but then half the PTA board shows up and they all have a folder of talking points.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 09:55 PM (fuK7c)

351 So who's ONTing tonight? Weird Dave, CBD or MisHum?
Posted by: qdpsteve

'tis I

Posted by: widow of John Lennon at May 24, 2019 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

352 At Kmart they're having a Casual Shirtnado. Everything must go!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:55 PM (miE9U)

353 Uh oh

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:55 PM (miE9U)

354 o - tay, that worked ...

and don't forget, they are gaslighting us 24 / 365 !

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - at May 24, 2019 09:56 PM (isI7q)

355 Nobody expects the Casual Inquisition.

Posted by: Mel B at May 24, 2019 09:56 PM (uILEe)

356 Appears to be the last news item on Nadler was from this morning when he stroked out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (1g7ch)

357 Diogenes

8 bells on the second Dog Watch, landlubber.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

358 again, (bleep) !

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - "the list is long." at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (isI7q)

359 ...so everything is good.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (1g7ch)

360 Prayers? Like smiting prayers?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (94N0K)

361 Holy cow. The nadler video is hard to watch. Well played deblasio. Can't you recognise a fucking stroke . Have a glass of water. Your hot? Crimany. It was the bollard queen routine all over.

Posted by: Cuthbet the Witless at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (9dzlp)

362 K-Mart?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (4knXT)

363 Authorities could tell Nadler was having a stroke when he started saying things that weren't seditious against America and made sense.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (miE9U)

364 Appears to be the last news item on Nadler was from this morning when he stroked out.



No, he's pinin'!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

365 I apparently have some misunderstanding of the "casual" thing.

"Business casual" means pants, right? Only if they say "business"?

Posted by: Tornado Moron preparing for job interview at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

366 Nancy pelosi is praying AOC doesn't kick her out of speaker of the house.

Posted by: raimondo at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (mq1sg)

367 gonna stick, then ?

Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - "the list is long." at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (isI7q)

368
"Business casual" means pants, right? Only if they say "business"?
Posted by: Tornado Moron preparing for job interview at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

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For God's sake, put on a tie, you lazy bastard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:59 PM (4knXT)

369 Appears to be the last news item on Nadler was from this morning when he stroked out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 09:57


He's hanging with RBG.

Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 09:59 PM (xzK3J)

370 Appears to be the last news item on Nadler was from this morning when he stroked out.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 09:57 PM (1g7ch)


wow, what did I miss? Is he cleaning satan's shitter yet?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 24, 2019 09:59 PM (9Om/r)

371 "Business casual" means pants, right? Only if they say "business"?
Posted by: Tornado Moron preparing for job interview at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)


When I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they're called business socks

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 24, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

372 Well played deblasio. Can't you recognise a fucking stroke . Have a glass of water



You are cursed. The same again. And again.

Posted by: The Groundhog deBlasio murdered at May 24, 2019 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

373 368


"Business casual" means pants, right? Only if they say "business"?

Posted by: Tornado Moron preparing for job interview at May 24, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)



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For God's sake, put on a tie, you lazy bastard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2019 09:59 PM (4knXT)


And shave. Don't be Scruffy Tornado.

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2019 10:00 PM (uILEe)

374 I think DeBlasio was also the guy who forced Jimi Hendrix to stay sitting up in the ambulance. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 10:00 PM (miE9U)

375 Business chaps are still casual if you wear them to the barbeque.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 24, 2019 10:00 PM (fuK7c)

376 ONT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 24, 2019 10:00 PM (HaL55)

377 Well played deblasio. Can't you recognise a fucking stroke . Have a glass of water. Your hot? Crimany. It was the bollard queen routine all over.
Posted by: Cuthbet the Witless

The folk medicine of my people calls for putting on the kettle. Spot of tea fixes everything.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 10:01 PM (gkstg)

378 SSG Drew Dix. Medal of Honor - Vietnam War

https://youtu.be/-_nA8e0YDfI

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 10:03 PM (EBcsJ)

379 I have colleagues all around the world who do this. I hope you can join in.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)

You got it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2019 10:04 PM (AZxMX)

380 So, ONT is being posted by The Yokomeister?

Fear-trepidation are tonights sign-countersign.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 24, 2019 10:04 PM (94N0K)

381 30
I firmly believe that God has been preparing PDT for this his whole
life. He can turn back the tide on this darkness. God protect him

Posted by: Jmel at May 24, 2019 08:45 PM (OeWgo)


======


Heard Dennis Prager today on his radio show refer to President Trump as a "Living Miracle." Right on!

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD Candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at May 24, 2019 10:06 PM (WqPYg)

382 Come to think of it, Pelosi reminds me of Balok in the Start Trek episode "The Corbomite Maneuver"

http://www.dangermouse.net/blog/images/trek/TheCorbomiteManeuver.jpg

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2019 10:08 PM (5dqAY)

383
I would respectfully suggest that at some point during this weekend you pause and for a moment reflect on why it's called Memorial Day.

So much is forever owed to all of them.
Posted by: irongrampa


They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 24, 2019 10:16 PM (S6Pax)

384 Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 24, 2019 09:12 PM (BR4lE)

Absolutely!

Posted by: Grannymimi at May 24, 2019 10:30 PM (u5LFV)

385 Donny two scoops Jr is a firecracker. Love it.

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 24, 2019 11:19 PM (FJrl0)

386 I think trump jr needs to shave. He doesn't look good in a beard.

Posted by: next in line at May 24, 2019 11:20 PM (rIDQb)

387 sock change
fuck the left

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2019 11:23 PM (Dh1wo)

388 I had been hoping Don Jr or some other Trump family member would have thrown it right back at Nan:

"I would like to say that I speak daily with my father and I find his spirits and temperment and intellect to be just fine. I wouldn't normally comment on such things, but since the door has been opened, in her recent appearances Speaker Pelosi has at times slurred her speech and spoken incoherently and sometimes seems confused. This could be overuse of alcohol, or drugs, or perhaps the onset of dementia. She is, after all, almost 80 years old. Her family needs to step in before she embarrasses herself completely.""

Posted by: Clean Willie at May 25, 2019 06:53 AM (TwCsL)

389 Should we talk to you .

First or

Last

Can hardly wait.

Posted by: if only yuo knew at May 29, 2019 05:11 AM (cBoeF)

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