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Tories Drop to 7% and Brexit Party Soars to 37% in Final Polling Before European Parliamentary Elections
Maybe that's because you're pulling the trick that American conservatives are well familiar by now, of pretending to support a position while doing everything within your power to sabotage it.
We can now spell it Failure Theatre, the British way.Senior Ministers have asked to see the Prime Minister, which is normally a sign of impending defenestration. In response, Mrs. May shut the doors to her Downing Street bunker. Now Andrea Leadsom, probably the leading Leaver left in the Cabinet, has resigned.Leadsom resigned in protest. Theresa May might finally be done for.
THERESA May was desperately clinging on to power tonight after Commons Leader Andrea Leadsom dramatically quit in protest at her Brexit plan. In one of the darkest days for the isolated PM, she faced a mass revolt from her own Cabinet and Tory backbenchers - but she insisted she will not give into their demands for her to quit now. Her Cabinet deserted her and left her alone on the front benches during PMQs earlier as rumours swirled she might finally take the advice of dozens of her MPs and resign as Prime Minister.May wants to hold a referendum to pass her No-Exit plan, which pretends to be a Brexit while actually making the UK a permanent vassal of the EU. Leadsom's resignation letter was direct:
I no longer believe that our approach will deliver on the referendum result. It is therefore with great regret and with a heavy heart that I resign from the government. ... 1. I do not believe that we will be a truly sovereign United Kingdom through the deal that is now proposed. 2. I have always maintained that a second referendum would be dangerously divisive, and I do not support the Government willingly facilitating such a concession. It would also risk undermining our Union which is something I passionately want to see strengthened. 3. There has been such a breakdown of government processes that recent Brexit-related legislative proposals have not been properly scrutinised or approved by Cabinet members. 4. The tolerance to those in Cabinet who have advocated policies contrary to the Government's position has led to a complete breakdown of collective responsibility.The Sun further notes:
Failure The-a-tre. People have had enough. Enough lies, enough betrayal, enough pretending. Meanwhile, Devon Nunes wants Trump to ask Theresa May about her government's role in spreading the fake Hillary Clinton dossier.
Commons boss Leadsom has been uncomfortable about the idea of staying tied to the EU with a customs union.
Nunes asserted in his letter, which was obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation, that the report [about British intelligence chiefs being briefed on the dossier before Trump was] raises "important questions" about the British government’s role in "spreading the dossier’s false allegations and what actions they may have taken in response to the allegations." ... "To better understand these matters, I respectfully request that you ask Prime Minster May about the British government's knowledge of the Steele dossier and whether the British government took any unilateral actions based on information provided by Steele or at the request of any U.S. departments or agencies," Nunes wrote in the letter. Nunes listed seven areas he hopes Trump will discuss with May. He wants to find out if any British officials tasked Steele with gathering additional information on Trump, as well as whether British intelligence discussed Steele with their American counterparts. One question listed by Nunes could cause some stress on the U.S.-U.K. relationship. "Is the British government aware of, did it give permission for, or did it participate in, activities by any government to surveil or otherwise target active or former associates of the Trump campaign, if any such surveillance or activities took place?" one question reads.Uh, yeah. That almost certainly happened, and it's a big deal. But it wouldn't be half as bad for Britain as it would be for Obama and his cronies, who asked another government to engage in extraconstitutional spying on a political rival.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2019 11:52 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2019 11:53 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2019 11:53 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Little Joey Biden at May 23, 2019 11:54 AM (81OU+)
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 11:54 AM (40mSG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 11:55 AM (FwN37)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 11:56 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2019 11:56 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 11:57 AM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 23, 2019 11:57 AM (iXJM1)
Posted by: Little Joey Biden at May 23, 2019 11:54 AM (81OU+)
He's having a full English breakfast.
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 11:58 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Little Joey Biden at May 23, 2019 11:54 AM (81OU+)
He's having a full English breakfast.
Posted by: Tami
Bangers, mash & spotted dick?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 11:58 AM (rGtm/)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 11:58 AM (AjVAj)
I'm convinced it was due to his own staff, like Tillerson, convincing Trump that if he did release it then, the investigation would then blow back on the British government, causing it to probably fall.
As they were SUPPOSED to be pro Brexit, Trump covered for them, even though IMO he would have been MUCH better off here in the US if he had released those docs months ago.
But it is time to release the hounds. When your supposed allies are conspiring against you, are they allies?
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
These people are like Herpes. They're NEVER done.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (H8QX8)
Let us never forget that Europe and parliamentary democracy is the model progressives think we should follow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (WWS2B)
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223
May's a 'RINO' and may finally fired for trying to ignore the Brexit referendum.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
I'm increasingly convinced we don't have allies. We have people who align themselves with us as their needs dictate, and no farther.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)
So, for clarity here, the upcoming election is for some sort of EU body, not the actual UK parliament, correct?
Yes, sort of the student council of the UK.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (BWL+E)
As I understand it, they are getting elected to the body they are leaving.
It's weird.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (P4GTk)
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (xYwhN)
Bangers, mash spotted dick?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019
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Kippers.
(Who the hell eats fish for breakfast?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (Z216Q)
And we can thank the dems and the MSM for embolding our enemies. It almost seems it is on purpose?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 12:02 PM (FwN37)
As I understand it, they are getting elected to the body they are leaving.
They're in it just for the paychecks and expense accounts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:02 PM (BWL+E)
It's for the EU Parliament, yes, Farage can't become PM because he isn't a member of the UK Parliament.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 12:02 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (BWL+E)"
And of course, if Brexit actually happens, they wouldn't even be in this body anymore.
So it's a Cartman election. Screw you guys, we're going home.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Kippers.
(Who the hell eats fish for breakfast?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I do, on occasion. Kippers and eggs doesn't make a bad breakfast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:02 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:02 PM (t6MX/)
Really- then what the fuck are all the "investigations" and why did she accuse the president of a "cover up" yesterday?
Cover up what? Like Cover up his dick with a fig leaf? I'm confused.
I think the Democrats just unzipped their fly on this. You can't say you're not on a path to impeachment without revealing you're abusing power for political gain...
Posted by: Marcus T at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Right. EU parliament only. On the other hand, the way May is going there might be proper UK parliamentary elections this year anyway.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 11:58 AM (rGtm/)
He told them to hold the spotted dick.
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Japan at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: AnnaS at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
I'm increasingly convinced we don't have allies. We have people who align themselves with us as their needs dictate, and no farther.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)
George Washington was a very smart Man, when he warned of permanent alliances.
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (WWS2B)
Kippers.
(Who the hell eats fish for breakfast?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I do, on occasion. Kippers and eggs doesn't make a bad breakfast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019
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I love my fish and have salmon a couple times a week. But I don't think I could face something like that in the morning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (ClOmq)
(Who the hell eats fish for breakfast?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Real fish, like salmon. Makes good bait, trolled slow with a flasher.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (t6MX/)
China has been talking themselves into something they are in no way ready for.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (8rjXi)
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)
Benjamin Netanyahu is an ally. His government is because he leads is.
There are few others I would consider true Allies at this time. Most are fair-weather friends at best.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: x at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Broseidon
But both bombed there!
Posted by: Hawker Hurricane at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (e1q4h)
- David Plouffe, ex-Obama Senior White House Advisor, fellator and anti-American Progressive on 6-13-16
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)
Me too, actually.....and not Jewish.
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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Isnt she done for anyway??? Didnt her coalition collapse.??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (8XRCm)
No Israel would be an Ally no matter who leads it's government
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mommy Dear, Mommy Dear at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (1sNHT)
(Who the hell eats fish for breakfast?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Would you be surprised...
Posted by: Japan at May 23, 2019
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Dear Japan,
You people are willing to live your whole lives in compartments that make an American office cubicle seem like the wide open spaces. Don't think I'll take your advice; thanks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (2PXwn)
I had to come here and turn off the TV I accidentally had on. Will
anyone, anywhere, any time, stop this Democrat bullshit? Now its Trump
covered up something. What we don't know--but but but --we need to
impeach him for it. I have always heard that that which cannot continue
won't. When might that old adage kick in?
Posted by: AnnaS at May 23, 2019 12:03 PM (l4l/z)
Was collusion, became obstruction. Was obstruction, became cover up. At this rate, by 2020, dems might finally admit that their main objection to Trump is that he is a mean poopiehead who hurt their feelers.
Nah. Who am I kidding?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (t6MX/)
"We don't like you and we want you to leave."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019
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Kippers.
(Who the hell eats fish for breakfast?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah. Yuck. But bangers and mash is nothing more than sausage and mashed potatoes with fried onions and an onion gravy.
Anything with gravy can't be too bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:04 PM (J+mig)
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I think if shit ever hit the fan, we could count on Israel and the Poles.
I think thats about it.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (t6MX/)
Many globalist cabals operating out of London, fo' shurrr'.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)
At least 47% of Americans can't even be expected to act in America's best interest. Why would you think citizens of other countries would?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM (KUaJL)
The one that makes me scream Brexit
The one that rattles May, she said
And threw her arms around my neck
Posted by: Nigel Farage at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM (8NQFR)
Posted by: Barack Goldberg at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:01 PM (xYwhN)
Incredible, but not impossible at this point. It was wiped out in the local elections in England two weeks ago.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: illiniwek
London is a major nexus of global commerce. It might be as close to a "capitol" as the globalists have.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM (AM1GF)
Sure, it's a hotter scenario, but sitting under a sword of Damocles with a blindfold on is just as deadly as a punk with a folding knife screaming "I'mma kill you!". You're still getting cut unless you do something about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (Ct55T)
I think if shit ever hit the fan, we could count on Israel and the Poles.
I think thats about it.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (8XRCm)
The Japanese and Philippines as well I think.
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (xYwhN)
Second look at War Plan Red?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Steady on. We'd be going up against (*shivers*) the Royal Navy!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (BWL+E)
They are all traitors.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (lalCH)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (2PXwn)
If she orders fifty gallons of Flavor Aid to be delivered, watch out.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (U7voe)
I don't know if many Americans wonder why Nigel Farage and his allies are running so hard for seats in the EU Parliament. The idea, joined by a lot of angry Italian, French, and Eastern European parties, who all elect member to the EU Parliament, is that it would be wonderful to actually elect a majority (or near-majority) of EU Parliament members who actually Hate the EU, and they could then use their positions to vote for things that would totally fuck up the EU from the inside. Seriously, that's what this election is all about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (iWluy)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM (AjVAj)"
To make her leave, we need everyone to start using her private bathroom.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: flounder
Lox, bagels, cream cheese and
Double fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (y7DUB)
I'm increasingly convinced we don't have allies. We have people who align themselves with us as their needs dictate, and no farther.
Posted by: Vanya
I think that's the official definition of "ally."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2019 12:08 PM
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LOL. Here's lookin' at you, Canuckistan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (lalCH)
Lox, bagels, cream cheese and capers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019
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Lox is something like that Scottish smoked salmon you see at the grocery, with prices that make your eyes bleed? I like that stuff. Maybe I need to try it for breakfast, then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)
Welcome to the party, bro.
Posted by: Niccolo Machiavelli at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (Ct55T)
I am convinced May cannot be removed from 10 Downing Street by any
means short of a bulldozer. Interpret that in the literal or
metaphorical sense as you see fit.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (2PXwn)
If she orders fifty gallons of Flavor Aid to be delivered, watch out.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (U7voe)
Pop popcorn.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (t6MX/)
Funny how the Royal family is rolling out the red carpet for Trump?
He's getting a state dinner with Saddiq Khan excluded (no grandstanding opportunity for him to publicly decline) AND apparently Prince Charles and Camilla are hosting Trump and Melania for tea or lunch or something.
Pleasepleaseplease don't nuke us by declassifying these docs showing UK intel participation in the coup, oh dearest American ally!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
Sure, it's a hotter scenario, but sitting under a sword of Damocles with a blindfold on is just as deadly as a punk with a folding knife screaming "I'mma kill you!". You're still getting cut unless you do something about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (Ct55T)
Furthermore the Islamic countries would likely be aligned against an alliance of Catholic and Orthodox countries. So no need for US involvement.
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (xYwhN)
Second look at War Plan Red?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Steady on. We'd be going up against (*shivers*) the Royal Navy!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:09 PM (BWL+E)
Bah. The RN is still a highly trained force. I'd rather go up against the PRC than the Brits, particularly since the Chinese aren't a seagoing people. That said, the Brits needs more and better ships. And people. And admirals.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Broseidon
traditional breakfast - Cold broiled fish, rice, miso, salad, tea.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Vanya
No nation has friends, only interests.
-Charles de Gaulle
Posted by: God at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (y7DUB)
I'm sorry, but who gives a flying fuck WHAT Patterico thinks?
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Does the EU have Hawaiian judges?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (wW03z)
One of the candidates is Carl Benjamin, aka youtuber Sargon of Akkad. This was him, introducing himself to the media a few weeks ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmIyiRIa1fw
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:12 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: flounder
Double fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (rGtm/)
Triple fixt.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:12 PM (t6MX/)
I think thats about it.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 12:07 PM
We've got a good opportunity with Brazil right now, too. Bolsonaro is basically their Trump, and about 95% of what I've heard about him has been good. He's even undone gun regulations and re-enabled civilian gun ownership.
They'd be a good ally to have, and if we played out cards right, we could replace China with them as our source of cheap goods, to mutual benefit.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:12 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (cXV7n)"
I guess I've just usually seen more of a miso, rice, natto, salad and tea deal. But I guess they eat fish for practically every meal.
Miso for breakfast is weirder than fish, anyway.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (wW03z)
That's a pretty bold statement there amigo.
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 12:05 PM (8XRCm)
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Yes, May is toast. But what Nunes is asking about was way back when May was servicing B.O. & she knew what evil was going down. She just didn't realize it was the start of her own downfall, not PDT's as was their evil plan. MAGA!
Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (WWS2B)
intel participation in the coup, oh dearest American ally!!
Yeah, I hope PDT lays bare everything the Brits did to help TFG's coup plot. Then I hope he lets AG Barr off the leash and says, "Sic 'em."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
So as bad as the Tories are, the biggest Opposition party is even worse.
And there's not a single person left inside the Tory Leadership with the guts, sense, or stature to openly challenge May. Every single one of them has more enemies than they have friends.
Really, England needs another Cromwell. Now more than ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah. Sounds delightful, like the shredded squid sold as a human snack in Chinese groceries. One of my cats loves it. To me it smells like the squid had gangrene before it died.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (r+sAi)
They've been living large off of the US who gives them protection, great trade deals, etc. and willingly ignores all the insults we get in return.
That's why Trump's NATO visit was so great. America finally asserting herself by telling them enough is enough.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (YxHpp)
Second referendums...mmm
Kind of like Treaty of Lisbon 2.0, don't you think ???
Of course, no one remembers or mentions that Treaty anymore and certainly not vis-a-vis Brexit.
I grew up in the Bronx of the '50s and '60s. Down in the adult-free after-schoolyard, when you beat a guy and then he demanded another game, you said, "You lost. Why would I want to do your bidding ???
Alternatively, there was the 2 out of 3 or such option, so that if he wins the second game he's only back to even steven.
It's tough to accept Remainers as democrats when they "But you only won by a couple of percent." real democrats know it's 50% + 1 vote that wins.
Posted by: 11B40 at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (wW03z
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Whoa, whoa, just gear down there, Big Shifter!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (lalCH)
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Is it really in our interest to have a continent full of covertly hostile proto-Communist "allies", rather than a series of interconnected, openly hostile Islamic Republics?
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This too, is the story of the U.S. and it's democrats.
Posted by: irright at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (aSKRB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)
It's excellent with scrambled eggs. Check it often...one of the grocery stores near me puts it on sale sometimes...often 1/2 price.
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)
you see at the grocery, with prices that make your eyes bleed? I like
that stuff. Maybe I need to try it for breakfast, then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM
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Make your own smoked salmon. Sure it's time consuming but it is most definitely worth it. I make it 8-10 times a year and people love it. And it does not cost $19.99 a pound.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2019 12:15 PM (JUOKG)
A lot of Europeans didn't pay great attention to EU Parliament voting, so it was easy to keep getting elected with name recognition. That ship has now sailed.
Worth mentioning is that a lot of global corporations are actively involved in getting their employees to vote. I had people tell me there is a ridiculous amount of activism by companies who are towing the anti BREXIT, pro EU line.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (Ct55T)
Maybe you should stretch first.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (iWluy)
Did you see the Orwellian explanation of why he is a designated "hate agent"?
He was unbiased in his discussion with a Proud Boy in a video. Unbiased.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (W+vEI)
Pacific basin countries scared shitless of China are allies, certainly. Vietnam, Japan and Taiwan. Even the Philippines is unhappy enough with the Chinese to be an ally (of sorts) right now. Russia should be scared but Putin thinks bluster will pull them through. India is pretty clear-eyed about China, which makes sense considering they shell each other periodically on the northeastern border.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: woolly bully at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (Ct55T)
Maybe you should stretch first.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
I lol'd!
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (Ct55T)
Maybe you should stretch first.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
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gawdammitttt..... coffee out the nose.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
Kind of like Treaty of Lisbon 2.0, don't you think ???
Posted by: 11B40 at May 23, 2019
*
*
. . .
Rick, would you keep some letters of transit for me . . .?
Posted by: Signor Ugarte at May 23, 2019 12:17 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
They are looking for a hidey hole if Labour kicks their royal assets to the curb.
I say let HRH (WW2 vet) in but keep the kids and grandkids out. We are way over the crazy quota.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (gmo/4)
The scenario of shit hits the fan presumably has less to do with aligned interests and more to do with the US needing help.
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (xYwhN)
Of course, that's just the fig leaf. The actual reason is he keeps calling them out for the Islamofascist totalitarian lying scum that they are.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (U7voe)
served some sort of meal when we were visiting and I was a little kid.
Fish, eh, baby potatos ok, korppu very good, and then they had carrots.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM
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Were the carrots in chili? Cause that's where they are supposed to be.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
Smoke salmon is also good with cream cheese and bagels, but lox appears more kippered than how I view traditional smoked salmon, which is more done, dry and approaching jerky level of moisture. Lox is very moist and might put off a raw fish averse person.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 23, 2019 12:19 PM (t6MX/)
These people are like Herpes. They're NEVER done.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (H8QX
More like smallpox.
Particularly, Merkel.
Yeah, their countries may have survived the infection.
But, they're going to be covered in scars for the rest of their existence.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9X624)
Why the Trump hate over there? It's getting pretty much Stalin versus Trotsky level. Don't go to Mexico Mr. President.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (Z216Q)
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Treachery in defense of the Democrat Party is no vice.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (xSo9G)
Pacific basin countries scared shitless of China are allies, certainly. Vietnam, Japan and Taiwan. Even the Philippines is unhappy enough with the Chinese to be an ally (of sorts) right now. Russia should be scared but Putin thinks bluster will pull them through. India is pretty clear-eyed about China, which makes sense considering they shell each other periodically on the northeastern border.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:16 PM (Z216Q)
Yes, all of this. People need to realize that outside of the Anglosphere, the Israelis, and some of the former Warsaw Pact nations, everybody else is going to be an ally of convenience.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, but you gotta love Duterte threatening to declare War on Canada!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
They ARE smart enough not to let in large numbers of foreigners, and certainly not culturally hostile foreigners.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (BWL+E)
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No, a dictatorship is the model the donks want.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (pw+jk)
Seriously, just a cavalcade of knobs for four decades running.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2019 12:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 12:21 PM (aKsyK)
them to ignore Trump, wait till they (the DeepStateMafia) regain control
over our Republic
Generally I laugh at tinfoil hat shit, but I think this is exactly what is happening now. Kerry was quoted in public saying this to Iran, iirc.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:21 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (PbpT7)
The EU didn't make them cover up Rotherham, or cover for Jimmy Savile, or invent the Liverpool Care Pathway. The EU didn't tell them not to let the parents of a dying child take him overseas for treatment. They did all of that on their own.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2019 12:21 PM (PbpT7)
Sorry for your fast, then.
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
I am convinced May cannot be removed from 10 Downing Street by any means
short of a bulldozer.Posted by: Dr. T at May 23, 2019 12:06 PM (2PXwn)
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Do not recommend.
I don't recommend it.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (MircP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (cXV7n)
A TINO?
Imagine a Tory party smart enough to completely co-opt and absorb the UKIP.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (oZ6kz)
They didn't when the kicked us out. Do you suppose their new warmth has something to do with the PRC getting frisky in their waters? Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
They are looking for a hidey hole if Labour kicks their royal assets to the curb.
I say let HRH (WW2 vet) in but keep the kids and grandkids out. We are way over the crazy quota.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (e1mEI)
I think they would just go to Canada or the continent. I can imagine Charles and Camilla hanging out in Toronto.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 12:11 PM (r+sAi)
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Most likely Trump will meet with both Nigel Farage & Boris Johnson, a meeting with May will just be pomp & circumstance. BJ will be the next UK PM, unless the globalists cheat Boris out of it. BJ would be fitting, eh? Brits need the big fat pipe cleaner, ha!
Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 23, 2019 12:23 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 12:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:14 PM (Ct55T)
Perhaps.
At Jiro's (of "Jiro Dreams of Sushi"), when training new chefs, the new chefs are required to perfectly master the preparation of sushi, which is a years long activity, and then-
and only then-
are they allow to attempt to master the cooking of tamagoyaki.
BTW, Jiro's tamagoyaki is superlative. Just the best I've ever had.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
A judge has ruled to unseal records in 'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett's case: https://abc7.ws/30GzwYY
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: NativeNH at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (wBXH3)
them to ignore Trump, wait till they (the DeepStateMafia) regain control
over our Republic
Generally I laugh at tinfoil hat shit, but I think this is exactly what is happening now. Kerry was quoted in public saying this to Iran, iirc.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:21 PM (Z216Q)
Yes. And this tells me that if they don't succeed in sending a bill of impeachment up to the Senate then the cheating in 2020 will be breathtaking.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (/tuJf)
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Wu wu wu
Whats that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Smoking Winnie has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (YxHpp)
Or, maybe eat something. Just a thought.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (Z216Q)
They didn't when the kicked us out. Do you suppose their new warmth has something to do with the PRC getting frisky in their waters? Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (wW03z)
I wonder if many Filipinos wish they had remained USA territory. Imagine a Governor Marcos indicted for white collar crime and doing time in a Federal clink, as a PR Governor did, rather than President Marcos getting away with corruption for decades and declaring martial law.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (ujg0T)
Imagine a Tory party smart enough to completely co-opt and absorb the UKIP.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (ujg0T)
I dunno. The Tories have been overtly and officially f*cked up for a long time now. So really, the Farage/Robinson type Brits are the true "TINOS", or at least they were before saying Enough to those cuckolded bell-ends.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (/tuJf)"
Britons always always always
Will be tools
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Yum.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2019 12:26 PM (9X624)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
It will be breathtaking anyway. "Insurance policy," you know.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 23, 2019 12:26 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:26 PM (bcbK8)
I say let HRH (WW2 vet) in but keep the kids and grandkids out. We are way over the crazy quota.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2019 12:18 PM (e1mEI)
HRH has created this whole mess. She is the one who gave all power to the Parliament, and essentially gave away British Sovereign status.
Throughout her life she had a really bully Pulpit from which she could have changed things, and chose not to.
Don't want her here. She made her bed, she can lie in it.
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 12:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (XpE8U)
https://tinyurl.com/yyyxjhjg
Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (lalCH)
I will keep the coffee on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (/tuJf)"
That's damn good.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (H8QX8)
Imagine a Tory party smart enough to completely co-opt and absorb the UKIP.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (ujg0T)
I dunno. The Tories have been overtly and officially f*cked up for a long time now. So really, the Farage/Robinson type Brits are the true "TINOS", or at least they were before saying Enough to those cuckolded bell-ends.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:25 PM (Ct55T)
When Labour went full blown communist in the 1980s, the Liberal Party got a new lease on life and an infusion of members. I would hope someone on the Right, or what is left of it over there, has some sense.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (ujg0T)
Lox is very moist and might put off a raw fish averse person.
Posted by: flounder
Moar for me then. :-)
There are many reasons I thank God for my mother, but one of the biggies is that she taught me to eat most everything.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
He needs someone to tell him that since his deafness surely prevents him from knowing that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 23, 2019 12:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)
If you want to buy a handgun, do it before June 1st.
If you want to buy a rifle, do it before July 1st.
After those dates, shit will get longer and harder and not in the fun way.
Buy guns and then buy ammo. Ping me if you want advice or suggestions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace
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Smoked salmon, bread, butter, and Carlsberg beer. What I had, at dawn, for breakfast in Denmark.
Pretty damned fine way to start the day.
I also always enjoyed kippers with breakfast in the UK.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (iWluy)
Can you imagine having to beg France and Belgium for independence?
Posted by: Regular joe at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: sdaly at May 23, 2019 12:29 PM (3uNRp)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 23, 2019 12:29 PM (k81AA)
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 12:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 23, 2019 12:29 PM (koNhm)
They didn't when the kicked us out. Do you suppose their new warmth has something to do with the PRC getting frisky in their waters? Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:22 PM (wW03z
Exactly.
That was even known way back then about the PRC's ambitions.
The Filipinos thought they could parlay the US and against the PRC and reap the rewards similar to India.
Welp, at this point, I think-
LOL Get fucked!
is the proper diplomatic response.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2019 12:30 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (BWL+E)
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No, a dictatorship is the model the donks want.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (pw+jk)
Parliamentary democracy is just a stepping stone to get there - the government in such systems has few if any limitations on its powers or the exercise thereof. History shows that it's simplicity defined, to create a crisis and pass an enabling act in such a system.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:30 PM (J+mig)
What's that? No guns? No knives, even? Oh, very well...
Britons nev-
Huh? The council is tearing down our church and putting up a block of flats? It's for the best, i suppose...
Brit--
Yes? They're filling the flats with violent foreigners claiming asylum? Well... one does what one must...
Br--
You say the violent foreigners are kidnapping our daughters and using them as sex-cult cattle? Well, my daughter's still safe, so that's good... chin up and all that....
B--
Brussels wants to regulate the curvature of bananas?
TO THE BARRICADES M8s!!!! FREEEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:31 PM (Ct55T)
from the judges (and from the judges on the appeals courts) who orders
Trump's information disclosed. That would send a message that this
genie should not get out of the bottle.
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Thumbs up to this no-doubt racist idea.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:31 PM (Z216Q)
The trial of Honolulu police chief Louis Kealoha and his attorney wife Katherine Kealoha began on Wednesday. The allegations against them range from theft of money from a trust that Katherine Kealoha was put in charge of by the state to framing family members for a crime they did not commit to shut them up about the fraud the couple was allegedly perpetrating.
These are four of the wildest allegations brought forth by prosecutors in a case dubbed the "biggest corruption case in Hawaii history."
.. these folks are almost as bad as the Clintons
Posted by: SMOD at May 23, 2019 12:31 PM (QkjLD)
Nancy Pelosi: I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part, and we're just the guys to do it.
Posted by: pep at May 23, 2019 12:32 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: sdaly at May 23, 2019 12:32 PM (3uNRp)
Posted by: RoyalOil
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'Goading' is the word she used, I think.
The meme du jour is 'Coverup!, Coverup!, Coverup!'
So far as I know, no 'reporter' has asked, "Covering up what?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:32 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 23, 2019 12:32 PM (hdzef)
He's getting a state dinner with Saddiq Khan excluded (no grandstanding opportunity for him to publicly decline) AND apparently Prince Charles and Camilla are hosting Trump and Melania for tea or lunch or something.
Pleasepleaseplease don't nuke us by declassifying these docs showing UK intel participation in the coup, oh dearest American ally!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
Well, actually, it's their job to do that. The Queen is the head of State, and she is the public face of Britain who meets and greets visiting Heads of State.
But it would not surprise me that she welcomes President Trump.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:32 PM (7njPr)
Can you imagine having to beg France and Belgium for independence?
Posted by: Regular joe at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (6/uwW)
The UK is ending up like how most of my CK2 runs end, when I accidentally vassalize my country under the neighboring country I'm trying to take over.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 12:33 PM (KUaJL)
The US was a colony that became a great nation. UK was great nation that became a colony.
Can you imagine having to beg France and Belgium for independence?
Posted by: Regular joe at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (6/uwW)
This. Ouch. and no guns so they can't shoot their way out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2019 12:33 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:30 PM (J+mig)
We've had a long-ish run of Democracy. The pattern is always a flow between Democracy to Oligarchy or Dictatorship to Monarchy.
It can happen here. It hasn't so far by the will of God but nobody knows how long that will last.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:33 PM (bcbK8)
No, that would be wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (/tuJf)
A Catholic church in Swarthmore, Penn., was defaced with pro-choice messages spray-painted on its outside walls and doors over the weekend.
Vandals painted phrases including "You do not have the right to decide how others live" and "#ProChoice" on Notre Dame de Lourdes parish, CBS Philly reports.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
I'm increasingly convinced we don't have allies. We have people who align themselves with us as their needs dictate, and no farther.
Posted by: Vanya at May 23, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)
In other words, they collect Welfare from us.
The rest of the world is part of the Free Shit Army.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (sm6Pk)
The UK is ending up like how most of my CK2 runs end, when I accidentally vassalize my country under the neighboring country I'm trying to take over.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 12:33 PM (KUaJL)
Wow.
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 11:57 AM
That's one of those things I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (jwrVH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (bcbK8)
Wow.
Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 12:34 PM (xYwhN)
Yeah. I'm about as good at that game as Theresa May is at governing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (KUaJL)
Very yummy. Very, very yummy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (HaL55)
47% pro-Brexit
48% anti-Brexit
5% "other"
So, basically, it's a dead heat.
The anti-Brexit camp is serious fractured into extreme-left Europhiles (Green), far-left Europhiles (Lib Dem), left Europhiles (Labour), and moderate Europhiles (Change UK). But all added together, the four parties almost exactly match the Brexit camp in support.
So, almost nothing has changed in the last two years, Just like the US, the country is divided almost exactly in half, with basically no shift in either direction -- pretty much like in the US.
In fact, both sides in both countries are hardening their positions and digging in the heels.
I suspect we will all be in the "marriage of mutual hate" for a long time.
Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 12:33 PM (KUaJL)
Just marry a distant member of the ruling family and plot to murder everyone between them and the throne. Child inherits the whole shebang. Problem solved.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (O7MnT)
Can you imagine a British Prime Minister meekly agreeing to wait in the hall until Grand Moff Juncker calls for her?
Was listening to a Beeb podcast earlier where they were interviewing that lower order of humanity known as the Brexit supporter, and one of their interviewees made the entirely salient point "Could you imagine what Churchill or Maggie would have done?"
Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (J+mig)
Sounds like somebody paid attention during their MBA classes....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (Ct55T)
As our former, most eloquent, worst negotiator ever prezzy TFG said: "Don't call my bluff!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (EjlXc)
corporations are actively involved in getting their employees to vote. I
had people tell me there is a ridiculous amount of activism by
companies who are towing the anti BREXIT, pro EU line.
Posted by: Marcus T
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*Cough, Chase, cough*
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (4mIHO)
It is very good.
Also, it is very good with soft scrambled eggs, chives and some cream cheese.
And rye toast.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Ablative negotiation.
You hope your bullshit lasts long enough that people forgot they ever wanted it in the first place.
Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (8erNz)
And you're like, "lol, get fucked-- where's your warrant?"
And they're like, "we have a lot of witnesses--we know you're a dealer"
"Warrant"
"We know you're a dealer--if you weren't really a dealer, you'd just let us in to look around"
"Warrant"
"Only a drug dealer would refuse to let us look"
"Lol, get fucked"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Archer at May 23, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
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Eh. Neither are Europeans or Americans --- but at least Japan isn't trying to "solve" the problem with mass, indiscriminate immigration.
I suspect that they will be better off in the long run.
At least Japan will still exist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (Rxduq)
*******
Tina Tchen refuses subpoena about her role in Jussie Smollett case, process server says - Chicago Sun-Times
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (BqBId)
British and Acela corridor Cons: Failure THAY-Ah-Tah
Posted by: Rather Not at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (oPogG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (5tb4C)
So, an entire nation engaged in hall sex.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
.@DonaldJTrumpJr responds to @SpeakerPelosi saying she prays for his father:
"I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone."
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)
No really good places to get that in downtown Seattle though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bcbK8)
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Heh. I ordered fish and chips in NC the other day.
It was good. But they served it with cocktail sauce instead of malt vinegar, which was a head scratcher.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (lalCH)
nah.
I don't mean to be That Guy, but a fruit smoothie is just a coca-cola with all its sugar and a vitamin C tab blended in.
I do have bend-but-don't-break stuff like bone broth if I really need something, or if I just want to make sure I'm getting my electrolytes.
The hunger isn't really a big deal though. This might seem like an odd distinction, but hunger -- the physical hormonal signal and stomach-rumbling -- isn't really the problem. It's just mental craving that can really get bad.
As long as I think about other things, like Demi Rose and how I'd like to decorate her like a birthday cake, i'll be fine.
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Captain Bill Kristol, Her Majesty's Royal Navy at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 23, 2019 12:28 PM (6/uwW)
...
Britain:
"Please, good Sirs, might we have our freedom and indolence back."
France:
Ha! i wave my genitals in your face and soft at your pitiful begging.
Belguim:
Yes! But, first you may lick my bottom. It's crevice is filled with delicious Belgian chocolate.
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Posted by: Official Secret Transcript of Brexit Talks at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (9X624)
Kiss your money aloha!!!
Posted by: Don won't go near this Ho at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (cXh4F)
You would probably like Matzo Brei, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (rJV1V)
Remember when Trump ordered the release of the FISA docs a few months ago, and then it didn't happen?
I'm convinced it was due to his own staff, like Tillerson, convincing Trump that if he did release it then, the investigation would then blow back on the British government, causing it to probably fall.
As they were SUPPOSED to be pro Brexit, Trump covered for them, even though IMO he would have been MUCH better off here in the US if he had released those docs months ago.
But it is time to release the hounds. When your supposed allies are conspiring against you, are they allies?
Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!!!
Posted by: rd at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (EK+Pw)
wtheck ace!
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (r/xAU)
The meme du jour is 'Coverup!, Coverup!, Coverup!'
So far as I know, no 'reporter' has asked, "Covering up what?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:32 PM (CDGwz)
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"We can't impeach him, it's just what he wants!".....
Billionaire real estate developer lives rent free in the heads of millions of idiots.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (XpE8U)
Posted by: Official Secret Transcript of Brexit Talks at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Anxiously awaiting Filipino landing craft on Kitsalano Beach.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
@dcexaminer
.@DonaldJTrumpJr responds to @SpeakerPelosi saying she prays for his father:
"I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone."
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)
++++So good.
Posted by: washrivergal at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (EjlXc)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (Z216Q)
I'd be shitting like a Duck with eColi.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 12:40 PM (rJV1V)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 23, 2019 12:40 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Zombie Curly at May 23, 2019 12:40 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:40 PM (r/xAU)
what is this some ego thing? I can starve better?
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:41 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: ace
One would need to consume some protein, otherwise the act of decorating her would drain the last nutrients form your body, leaving you catatonic.
Starvation and sexual performance are not the best partners.
Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2019 12:41 PM (5tb4C)
Here's the meat of the judge's ruling unsealing #JussieSmollett's criminal file:
https://tinyurl.com/y35zyph4
Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: wth at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (v0R5T)
.@DonaldJTrumpJr responds to @SpeakerPelosi saying she prays for his father:
"I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone."
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)
Awesome. He should just change his name to Chad.
Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Caliban at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 23, 2019 12:42 PM (hdzef)
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Jobless Claims Fall More than Expected for Week Ending May 11 | People's Pundit Daily
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UNEXPECTEDLY
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (BqBId)
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (ZS741)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (FwN37)
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I just had four eggs sunny side up, salmon cream cheese on a toasted sandwich thin, orange juice, and cappuccino.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)
*stage whisper*
You have to get the tabloid press to completely run them down with non-stop rumors of misbehavior and marital discord first.
Posted by: Aliterate former actress at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ace
One would need to consume some protein, otherwise the act of decorating her would drain the last nutrients form your body, leaving you catatonic.
Starvation and sexual performance are not the best partners.
Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2019 12:41 PM (5tb4C)
And make sure you hydrate. Hydration is important to sexytime.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)
https://tinyurl.com/y64g6j9d
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (hgso/)
what is this some ego thing? I can starve better?
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:41 PM (r/xAU)
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Its a springtime ritual for Ewoks, it helps with the upcoming molting phase.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: monkey at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (FTPVM)
Which is why there have been no Islamic terrorist attacks and no Typhus outbreaks in Tokyo.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (Ct55T)
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A memory that is seared into my brain --- little David and little Barky giggling and taking selfies during a speech at the Nelson Mandela memorial.
Politics aside, you have to marvel at how vapid, how childish, our global ruling class is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (/tuJf)
Oh yeah, this was a political operation by the Obamas and Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Aliterate former actress at May 23, 2019 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
Because that's what they are.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (/tuJf)
Ace is funny like that. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 12:45 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Rye toast and peanut butter is the bomb.
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
And it will make you need new pants
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:45 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (Ct55T)
Frankly, as inbred and bonkers as the royals are now the UK might be better off with 5 or 10 years of direct rule by the sovereign. A little coup d'etat for old times' sake and all that.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)
Because it's the EU Parliamentarian election. Not the UK Parliamentarian election.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (O7MnT)
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If by "fainting spells" you mean convulsions of laughter then yeah.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May
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"Vodka" is the diminutive for "voda," (water) - does that count?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (lalCH)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (6/uwW)
"I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone."
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BOTH TRUE AND MEAN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 23, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
"Newp."
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah. Newp."
"... you... can't do that...."
"Sorry. Newp."
Our whole justice system has been well and thoroughly rogered and hung out to dry in the rain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (5tb4C)
So, an entire nation engaged in hall sex.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
So you're an optimist, then?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (bcbK8)
Say what you will about Russia and China, at least they aren't run by PC kooks hellbent on National Suicide.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (O7MnT)
I disagree they now have a social credit score.
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (r/xAU)
there will be blood in the Thames Pronounced TAMES
........
can't the Brits elect a well spoken,clean Afro Mohammedan.........
..over here over here.....!!!!
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (5IHGB)
Margaret Thatcher called and asked me to run against Nixon.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 23, 2019 12:38 PM (aKsyK)
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Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (WWS2B)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
And it will make you need new pants
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:45 PM (bcbK
........
You guys are wearing pants?
Posted by: wth at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR
The Tower of London is still owned by me, my buckos!
Posted by: Elizabeth - Queen Chop-Chop - Windsor at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Michelle Fields
You and what arm-y?
Posted by: Don won't go near this Ho at May 23, 2019 12:49 PM (e1q4h)
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (Z216Q)
Serious question: can she be disbarred for that? I realize our legal system is like some western variant of islam where dickweeds and cocksuckers do whatever they damn well please with nobody responsible riding herd over them. But aren't there some things short of what Avenatti has done where you unleash the hounds on yourself?
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 23, 2019 12:49 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:43 PM (Ct55T)
Frankly, as inbred and bonkers as the royals are now the UK might be better off with 5 or 10 years of direct rule by the sovereign. A little coup d'etat for old times' sake and all that.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)
All I know is that I sure as hell ain't looking up "Reverse Cromwell" on Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:49 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May
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"Vodka" is the diminutive for "voda," (water) - does that count?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (lalCH)
Vodka is also good for sexytime. I smaller doses.
But you need water to keep getting it on and keep the juices flowing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2019 12:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (Rxduq)
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+100. I remember talking with my husband in the early days of the Obama administration and saying that I feel like our country is being run by a bunch of frat boys who are in way over their heads. My opinion never changed on that during his four years. And it seems to have spread, as you noted.
And social media is nobody's friend.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 12:49 PM (aXucN)
"I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone."
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Another vulgarity President Romney would not have done!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (aXucN)
Really needs to be Jacob Rees Mogg-Magogg. For a real Biblical cleansing of the English government.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (XpE8U)
Does Chicago have city marshals?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2019 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
And it will make you need new pants
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:45 PM (bcbK
........
You guys are wearing pants?
Posted by: wth at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)
Yes, I'm at work. Pants are not optional at my company.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Little Joey Biden at May 23, 2019 11:54 AM (81OU+)
He's having a full English breakfast.
Posted by: Tami
I thought Ace was still fasting or am I mistaken and he's faping or is he fasting from faping? I'm confused. I think I'll go back outside and play with my chainsaw
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (SFAmF)
EU: you have to pay us
GB: fuck you, war. all your ships get sunk Pierre.
Posted by: x at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (5IHGB)
Say what you will about Russia and China, at least they aren't run by PC kooks hellbent on National Suicide.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 12:46 PM (O7MnT)
I disagree they now have a social credit score.
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (r/xAU)
Point to Willow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (XpE8U)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (5tb4C)
So, an entire nation engaged in hall sex.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
So you're an optimist, then?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (bcbK
Eh, every morning before I read the JJ report.
310 The Chicoms are putting moose dicks in camps. They should follow up with mass deportations back to their shitholes of origin.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hgso/)
Christ, just give the poor moose their dicks back! They're probably all depressed and everything.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah, the Moggster would be interesting, but there's others as well. Even Boris I think (who did, after all, resign over the issue a year ago) gets the notion that the party will cease to exist if government doesn't deliver a sane Brexit.
The MEP election isn't a consistent proxy for the Parliamentary races, but it's fun to watch: the Brexit Party has sucked all the air out, both of the hard-Remain parties (LibDem and Green) are outpolling the Tories.
Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 12:51 PM (8erNz)
Obama says he's writing his own new book, mentions Michelle used a ghost writer for hers.
That's racist!!!!
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (cF8AT)
A : She didn't read the content.
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019
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Haha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (lalCH)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: lowandslow
...........
Ohhhhhh! OK.
I haven't been paying attention, I guess.. I thought there was talk of May losing..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (81OU+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (XpE8U)
The GOP isn't much better. Trump is just a temporary reprieve. Imagine by some fluke Rubio or Kashich were elected, they would be signing legislation funding and building immigration housing and using the military to fly these poor immigrants in. Because not doing it "isn't who we are".
Posted by: lowandslow at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 23, 2019 12:50 PM (SFAmF)
He is...I was joking. Although, it did set off tons of comments about...fish and spotted dick.
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (r/xAU)
Nope. "China" is casting about wildly, as the expected to happen... hasn't.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (6qErC)
Obama says he's writing his own new book, mentions Michelle used a ghost writer for hers.
That's racist!!!!
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (cF8AT)
Damn near wore all the letters off her Ouija board, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:54 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2019 12:54 PM (O2RFr)
I'd say this petty guy is sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future, but I assume they live life post-presidency as the Clintons do: in separate houses, preferably with a few states between them.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:53 PM (XpE8U)
For Science!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:35 PM (Ct55T)
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A memory that is seared into my brain --- little David and little Barky giggling and taking selfies during a speech at the Nelson Mandela memorial.
Politics aside, you have to marvel at how vapid, how childish, our global ruling class is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2019 12:44 PM (Rxduq)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.
Posted by: Fake Mandela Funeral Sign Language Guy at May 23, 2019 12:54 PM (7HtZB)
Shit, nobody needed the first 2. We need a third about his shit life?
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: willow at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (r/xAU)
Obama says he's writing his own new book, mentions Michelle used a ghost writer for hers.
That's racist!!!!
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:52 PM (cF8AT)
Damn near wore all the letters off her Ouija board, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:54 PM (Ct55T)
That explains how Margaret Thatcher told Biden to run against Trump.
Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (2sCft)
Shit, nobody needed the first 2. We need a third about his shit life?
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
It's to be titled "Dreams From My Husband"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 12:56 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (O2RFr)
But that would mean his statement "at some point, you've made enough money" doesn't apply to HIM and he LIED.
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Shit, nobody needed the first 2. We need a third about his shit life?
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
To get the royalties before a judge rules he can't profit from his crimes....
Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2019 12:56 PM (cF8AT)
Please watch over president Trump and help him run our country. Also please watch over his family and friends. And his pets. Does he have three pets? *holds up two fingers*
Amen
Posted by: Nancy's bedtime prayer at May 23, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
I hope Trump and Melania have spent the last few years developing an immunity to iocaine powder.
Posted by: Lily, Formerly of HotAir, now of AoSHQ, not a Russian Bot at May 23, 2019 12:57 PM (vivhj)
Because someone thought it was a good idea to give the Obamas a $78 million multi-book deal. People would know this was a political payoff if he doesn't produce something.
Can't wait to hear more about the Obamas' Netflix programming. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
The Backstop bit basically said, "If the EU doesn't like the specifics of the post-transition trade deal, then the transitional state [of UK vassalage/rule taker status] will continue forever UNLESS the UK is willing to hive off Northern Ireland."
That sort of arrangement is what you accept when you've literally just lost a war and the enemy army is occupying your capital.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 23, 2019 12:57 PM (hdzef)
Shit, nobody needed the first 2. We need a third about his shit life?
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
........
Wonder where he'll claim to be born this time.
Posted by: wth at May 23, 2019 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:58 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: monkey
What, exactly, did you think the actual point of "5 Eyes" WAS?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2019 12:59 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hgso/)
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The Uighurs have been living there for centuries. That Chinese Province is located in Central Asia and closer to Kabul than to Beijing in more ways than one.
Posted by: rd at May 23, 2019 12:59 PM (EK+Pw)
I love Five Guys. I've abused them in the most hamburger-fisted manner imaginable.
Oh wait, you said five EYES...never mind.
Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 01:02 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hgso/)
Trouble is, their origins ARE the western parts of China. Xinjiang / Sinkiang / however they spell it now.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 01:02 PM (ujg0T)
Well, Mike is a formidable opponent.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 23, 2019 01:03 PM (vtcmf)
it's working, though, as with any regime, it is working far more slowly than I'd like.
Posted by: ace at May 23, 2019 01:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2019 12:58 PM (AjVAj)
Yeah, his punk ass has an appointment in Hell
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK8)
nudge nudge.
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 01:05 PM (5IHGB)
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Obama's B-Hole could use the rest from being rodgered by Micahael.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2019 01:06 PM (pw+jk)
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KISS Frontman Gene Simmons Dodges Questions After White House Visit | Trending
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Gene Is not the KISS frontman for Chrissakes It's Paul Stanley
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 23, 2019 01:07 PM (BqBId)
Because he'd colored in the other ones?
Because he'd always wanted to write a book, so he decided to give it a try?
Because Bill Ayers has some time on his hands?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 01:07 PM (NRi/V)
Judging by Mooch's senior thesis at Princeton, we can all be grateful that someone (presumably literate) ghost wrote "her" book.
And is Obama seriously maintaining the fiction that he's written anything whatsoever, at any time? Hell, he never even wrote anything for the Harvard Law Review.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 01:09 PM (NRi/V)
Teh Ewok needs to come out to the next CenTXMoMe and stuff his face with roast pig. That was awesome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2019 01:10 PM (veoSD)
Can't wait to hear more about the Obamas' Netflix programming. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
Barry's programs are: Rear Admiral I, Rear Admiral Ii, Rear Admiral III, ....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2019 01:10 PM (OLCnA)
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Awesome! Another Golden Scalpweasel
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