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White Supremacy Extremism Watch

Another White Devil.

There are a lot of Jonathan Xie's on social media, and I don't want to misidentify which one this is. However, all of the Jonathan Xie's appear to be Chinese, as you would expect from the name.

But he's been indoctrinated into White Supremacy, you know. He's as much a victim of White Supremacy as all of the innocent Jewish people he intended to make, you know, actual victims.

A New Jersey man who threatened to shoot everyone at a pro-Israel rally and who said he wanted to "bomb Trump Tower" was arrested Wednesday on charges of trying to provide support to Hamas.

Jonathan Xie, 20, of Basking Ridge, NJ was arrested without incident Wednesday morning and is due to make an initial appearance in federal court in Newark.

According to court records, Xie thought about joining the Army, quoting him as saying he wanted "to learn how to kill... So I can use that knowledge."

He allegedly appeared in an Instagram Live video last month in which he stated he was against Zionism and the neo-liberal establishment. In the same video he displayed a Hamas flag, retrieved a handgun and stated "I'm gonna go to the (expletive) pro-Israel march and I'm going to shoot everybody."

In another Instagram post court records quoted Xie as saying "I want to shoot the pro-Israel demonstrators...you can get a gun and shoot your way through or use a vehicle and ram people... all you need is a gun or a vehicle to go on a rampage..."

After being spotted near Trump Tower, he announced on social media "I want to bomb Trump Tower," posting two pictures he took of it.


...

Xie subsequently posted on Instagram, "Okay, so I went to NYC today and passed by Trump Tower and then I started laughing hysterically . . . I forgot to visit the Israeli embassy in NYC . . .i want to bomb this place along with Trump Tower."

The media has informed me that virtually every violent action taken, or planned, against the media or Democrats (but I repeat myself) is due to the "rhetoric" of conservatives.

Tell me, #FakeJake Tapper: Whose rhetoric is responsible for this? I notice you never bring up that topic when leftwingers do all the things you daily provoke them to do.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:43 PM




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1

I like the grey

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2019 01:45 PM (vEIlU)

2 Ackkk, it's gray all the way down!

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 23, 2019 01:45 PM (3Bzg7)

3 Pretty Fry for a Right Guy

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:46 PM (rJV1V)

4

And people following him clapped.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2019 01:46 PM (vEIlU)

5 This will get as much and as long lasting publicity as the colorado school shooting... wrong narrative

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 23, 2019 01:46 PM (3Bzg7)

6 ...aaaand poof! Back to normal.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 23, 2019 01:46 PM (ukNFU)

7 This needs an OFFSPRING tune, Ace.

Not that I am a fan. Still.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:47 PM (rJV1V)

8 According to court records, Xie thought about joining the Army

--

I like how modern pronoun-ism makes this sentence work in a couple of different ways.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 01:47 PM (EOEiY)

9 OK

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:47 PM (bcbK8)

10 Corgi's called

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 23, 2019 01:47 PM (3Bzg7)

11 How do you know that Xie is Xhis last name and not Xheir gender pronoun?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (KUaJL)

12 Too much MSG on the brain.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (sm6Pk)

13 He's White Chinese.
- NBC News

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (FiUMj)

14 Tell me, #FakeJake Tapper: Whose rhetoric is responsible for this?


Haha! Soyou're the guy still watching Fake Jake. His viewer had to be someone I guess.

Posted by: Roseanne Rosaannadana Feynman at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (Z216Q)

15 I think somebody had been eating a little too much General Tso's Chicken.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (r+sAi)

16 A New Jersey man who threatened to shoot everyone at a pro-Israel rally and who said he wanted to "bomb Trump Tower" was arrested Wednesday on charges of trying to provide support to Hamas.



Providing aid and comfort to our enemies.

Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (rGtm/)

17 7 This needs an OFFSPRING tune, Ace.

Not that I am a fan. Still.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:47 PM (rJV1V)

"Hey man, you know, I'm really ok.
The gun in my hand will tell you the same."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK8)

18 And all the proggies say he's pretty woke, for a white bloke.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (oZ6kz)

19 He seems nice.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (O8WFE)

20 Hey man nice gun

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (3Bzg7)

21 "I White Chinese" is one of Monty Python's best songs.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (EOEiY)

22 Which anti Semetic university was Xie attending-Rutgers? Princeton ? TCNJ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (ahS0B)

23 I'm getting me a 1911 grip panel with a 'have a nice day' smiley face on one side and an OK symbol on the other.

The stupid is getting intense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK8)

24 Every time I see some son of a bitch like this in the news I'm struck by the idea that my former secretary, the last I talked to her, still has an older sister stuck behind the bamboo curtain who's probably sick of the various Parties and maybe a trade could be arranged. I mean, I'm guessing at age 22 or so Mr. Xie's internal organs are probably still worth a lot, and the rest of him could probably feed a north korean village for a week.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (MofsT)

25 He'll be a white conservative by tonight, at least on Twitter. There's no reality that can't be made to fit the narrative.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (RD7QR)

26 Tapper is a socialist, that's been his religion for some time

Posted by: CN at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (U7k5w)

27 Weirdly, the Chinese people I work with are less liberal and progressive than the democrats I work with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK8)

28 Another Squeaky Fromm wanna-be

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (XpE8U)

29
TCNJ

Still Trenton State to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:51 PM (BWL+E)

30 Actually the most apropos Offspring tune would be Bad Habit, no?

Though I bet this guy has poor Self-Esteem. He ran a really shitty Conspiracy of One. He's not a big fan of Americana.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

31 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Sounds like he was a "self-radicalized" would-be domestic terrorist who got his message from Maddow, Buzzfeed, Salon, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 01:51 PM (W+vEI)

33

Jonathan Xie , = Xi Xinping?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (zBaqJ)

34
Chinese and other Asians haven't got a trace of racism in their character. Only white Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (BWL+E)

35 He's a rone worf.

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (7HtZB)

36 Pictures of him in a Sarah Palin shirt and at TEA Party rallies coming soon.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

37 28 Another Squeaky Fromm wanna-be
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (XpE8U)


Squeaky Roehm?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (zBaqJ)

38 31 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Getting close, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK8)

39 Weirdly, the Chinese people I work with are less liberal and progressive than the democrats I work with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK

Asians are the new Jews: Persona Non Grata at the big Universities with Low Social Advantage Scores

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (FwN37)

40 Pretty Fry for a Right Guy
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:46 PM (rJV1V)


LOL!

Winner....

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

41 He's a rone worf.
Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (7HtZB)

LOL

Good ONe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (FwN37)

42 @35
ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (r+sAi)

43
"The media has informed me that virtually every violent action taken, or planned, against the media or Democrats (but I repeat myself) is due to the "rhetoric" of conservatives."

----

What violent action??

You mean all them Democratic Senators that got shot at baseball practice? Oh. Wait.

Must be all them "Biden 2020" hat wearing folks that keep getting assaulted and beaten up. Wait.... MAGA?

Or that video of That journalist/activist that got sucker punched at Berkley.... wait ... no ... thats not right.

Or that Republican State Senator from Pensylvania that went totally apeshit at those pro-life girls ??? Huh?? Waddaya mean... "not Republican"




Come to think of it..... I cant really come up with "violent action against the media/Dems."

LOL..... get fucked, jake.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

44 Who's Johnny Xie?

Was that a DeBarge song?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (XpE8U)

45 I miss Race Wigs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

46 The guy also lied when trying to join the Army, which he wanted to join so he could learn how to kill.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (RU4sa)

47 34
Chinese and other Asians haven't got a trace of racism in their character. Only white Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (BWL+E)



Considering Chi-Com Fuhrer Xi has concentrated the Uighurs in camps, his targeting is somewhat off, nein?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (zBaqJ)

48 39 Weirdly, the Chinese people I work with are less liberal and progressive than the democrats I work with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK

Asians are the new Jews: Persona Non Grata at the big Universities with Low Social Advantage Scores
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (FwN37)

I've heard that for a while now.

I had hoped that news of that would cause a shift in attitudes or in affirmative action.

No dice, so far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (bcbK8)

49 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:51 PM (BWL+E)

Yes; They changed the name because they didn't want to be associated with Trenton. Actually I'm being unfair to it. It's not a bad school and I'm not really aware of anti semetism on their campus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (ahS0B)

50 he was against Zionism and the neo-liberal establishment.


Then he's a commie. I have a friend who's a commie and he calls Obama a neo-liberal corporatist sellout who is too right wing.

It's a commie word.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

51 Code name: Wild Rice

Posted by: couch fucker at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (e1q4h)

52 I can see the movie now: "Sum Ting Wong Enlists."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (NRi/V)

53 Xie. Name or pronoun?

Posted by: Anchovy at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (srWwQ)

54 44 Who's Johnny Xie?

Was that a DeBarge song?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (XpE8U)


Jerrold Nadler is da barge...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (zBaqJ)

55 He's a rone worf.
Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (7HtZB)



ROR!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

56 >>In another Instagram post court records quoted Xie as saying "I want to shoot the pro-Israel demonstrators. . . you can get a gun and shoot your way through or use a vehicle and ram people. . . all you need is a gun or a vehicle to go on a rampage. . ."



BAN ALL VEHICLES!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

57 garrett, I was going through some old boxes the other day and found a crappy copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of an album by Purple Geezus. IIRC they were from your part of the world. Did you ever get to see them live?

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (EOEiY)

58 The White Borg has assimilated him, probably through Chick-Fil-A, which is their church. The services are quite brief and friendly and then you eat a sandwich, sip a shake, and find yourself chanting the mantra "Kill them all, the cows will sort them out."


I swear I didn't make up any of the words here, although I can't say that about the order they are in.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

59 Jonathan Xie's appear to be Chinese, as you would expect from the name."

That's Rayciss.

Or some... ting.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (6qErC)

60 The Chineae people I worked with are open border zealots and pro outsourcing. The couple Taiwanese, in the other hand.

Posted by: CN at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (U7k5w)

61 56 >>In another Instagram post court records quoted Xie as saying "I want to shoot the pro-Israel demonstrators. . . you can get a gun and shoot your way through or use a vehicle and ram people. . . all you need is a gun or a vehicle to go on a rampage. . ."



BAN ALL VEHICLES!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (W+vEI)


"Hey now!"

- - The Ides of March, 1970

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (zBaqJ)

62 Getting close, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK


Ya dribble and ya shoot.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Well See, Xie Xie Rider
Just see what you have a-done
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Xie Xie Rider
See what you have a-done

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)

64 All you racists assume he's not Jewish himself.

Maybe it was Xieberg until they got to Ellis Island.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (oZ6kz)

65 "Providing aid and comfort to our enemies.

Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (rGtm/) "



Probably some white guy more than 100 years ago ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (isI7q)

66 59 Jonathan Xie's appear to be Chinese, as you would expect from the name."

That's Rayciss.

Or some... ting.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 01:54 PM (6qErC)


Joo Go Nau!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (zBaqJ)

67
The White Borg has assimilated him, probably through Chick-Fil-A

Peach hate shakes are back?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (BWL+E)

68 It's funny a chinese person hating Jews. I mean without Jews, there would be no chinese restaurants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (FwN37)

69 56 >>In another Instagram post court records quoted Xie as saying "I want to shoot the pro-Israel demonstrators. . . you can get a gun and shoot your way through or use a vehicle and ram people. . . all you need is a gun or a vehicle to go on a rampage. . ."


You forget stabbing your roomies with a knife too. 5 years ago today!

Posted by: Elliot Rodger at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (ujg0T)

70 39 Weirdly, the Chinese people I work with are less liberal and progressive than the democrats I work with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK


Yeah, but the latest trend here in Cali is for Asians to go hard left, at least in the legislature and Congressional contingent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (NRi/V)

71 62 Getting close, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK

Ya dribble and ya shoot.
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Nadler's urologist agrees...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (zBaqJ)

72 His original name was Changstein.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (Ct55T)

73 "Hey now!"

- - The Ides of March, 1970

I'll take you anywhere you wanna go...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (6qErC)

74 62 Getting close, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK

Ya dribble and ya shoot.
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Vayl ge hal-git, momzel!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (zBaqJ)

75 47 34
Chinese and other Asians haven't got a trace of racism in their character. Only white Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (BWL+E)



Considering Chi-Com Fuhrer Xi has concentrated the Uighurs in camps, his targeting is somewhat off, nein?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (zBaqJ)

Eh, this is an Iran-Iraq War situation. The Uighurs are Muslims with the usual propensity for offing those who aren't. On the other hand, the PRC oppresses them just as they do everybody else. I'm pulling for a long, bloody stalemate.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

76 Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (xYwhN)

77 This reminds me: anyone see any details on the CA woman who stole an RV and crashed into 6 cars as she attempted to outrun the police -- with her two dogs sitting on her lap as she swerved and bashed about?

It was all over the news and yet the only description provided for this criminal was "woman." Weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (W+vEI)

78 11 How do you know that Xie is Xhis last name and not Xheir gender pronoun?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 01:48 PM (KUaJL)
-------
Exactly. This Xie buffoon falls either under the tag of a not too cunningly stunt or an extremely stunningly c.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (WWS2B)

79 So he doesn't like neo Liberals. What's a neo liberal?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (ahS0B)

80 40 Pretty Fry for a Right Guy
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:46 PM (rJV1V)

LOL!

Winner....
Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

For some reason, Garret's comment reminded me of the "Chicken Man" on SNL of yore.

Posted by: kathysaysso in Bay Area at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (vkS2Z)

81 Come to think of it..... I cant really come up with "violent action against the media/Dems."

LOL..... get fucked, jake.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (8XRCm)[i/]

You should have someone post that in Jake's twatter feed.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

82 The stupid is getting intense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK


The stupid has always been intense; the internet insures that you get to see more than your local samplings.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

84 In another Instagram post court records quoted Xie as saying "I want to shoot the pro-Israel demonstrators. . . you can get a gun and shoot your way through or use a vehicle and ram people.

And 20 minutes later, he'd want to do it all again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (NRi/V)

85 Changed his name and then he was a Xie....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (Ct55T)

86 And 20 minutes later, he'd want to do it all again."

You be here fow hours! You go now!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (6qErC)

87 " ... probably through Chick-Fil-A, which is their church. The services are quite brief and friendly and then you eat a sandwich, sip a shake, and find yourself chanting the mantra "Kill them all, the cows will sort them out." "



Wish they would build one of those churches near me !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (isI7q)

88 Peach hate shakes are back?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:55 PM (BWL+E)
----------

Not yet in Virginia, as of this past weekend.

Uh, I heard, uh, somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (aXucN)

89 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

90 From the Offspring to Lou Reed.

I love this place

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (bcbK8)

91 It's spelled Xie but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (gC2IV)

92 What's a neo liberal?


See #50.

It's a critique of leftists from further to the left.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (fuK7c)

93 >>Purple Geezus.


No. I have never even bumped into that one!

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (rJV1V)

94 It's spelled Xie but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.



Azz-wee-pay

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

95 70: That's what I've seen, but largely due to immigration and " free trade"

Posted by: CN at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (U7k5w)

96 Yeah, but the latest trend here in Cali is for Asians to go hard left, at least in the legislature and Congressional contingent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 01:56 PM (NRi/V)



It is maddening and sad. Parents flee from communists, stress education, where their kids are indoctrinated back into communism.

There is sadly also a degree of opportunism. They settle in cities like San Francisco and they figure that you have to be Demunist and parrot the Commiecrat line to get ahead. Osama Bin Laden had a point about many people wanting to back the stronger horse.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (ujg0T)

97
You be here fow hours! You go now!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (6qErC)

-----

Joo be here fow hours! Joo go now!



*fixed, to up the comedy quotient

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

98 I wonder if this guy has any connections to the Uighers?

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (7nsa4)

99 Azz-wee-pay
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

Shih-theed

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (Ct55T)

100 >>It's funny a chinese person hating Jews. I mean without Jews, there would be no chinese restaurants


Hahaha - What would they do on Christmas Eve if it wasn't for us!?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (rJV1V)

101 Past 100 comments, so...

Critters live in your face, and they don't poop.

https://www.livescience.com/
65533-your-face-mites-never-poop.html

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 23, 2019 02:01 PM (w7KSn)

102 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

I guess he missed the rape of Nanging and the Batan Death March and the Decapitation of prisoners on Guam ( before it tipped over)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 02:01 PM (FwN37)

103 Xie

That could come in handy in Scrabble, especially if you could hit a Triple Letter Score.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 23, 2019 02:01 PM (m45I2)

104
Critters live in your face, and they don't poop.

https://www.livescience.com/
65533-your-face-mites-never-poop.html
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 23, 2019 02:01 PM (w7KSn)


Not shitfaced.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

105 75 47 34
Chinese and other Asians haven't got a trace of racism in their character. Only white Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 01:52 PM (BWL+E)



Considering Chi-Com Fuhrer Xi has concentrated the Uighurs in camps, his targeting is somewhat off, nein?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2019 01:53 PM (zBaqJ)

Eh, this is an Iran-Iraq War situation. The Uighurs are Muslims with the usual propensity for offing those who aren't. On the other hand, the PRC oppresses them just as they do everybody else. I'm pulling for a long, bloody stalemate.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

Like Yankees vs Red Sox, you root for the stadium to collapse

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

106 79 So he doesn't like neo Liberals. What's a neo liberal?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 01:57 PM (ahS0B)

Basically, liberalism as it was in the 19th century: free market, free speech, so on. It's essentially a leftist insult now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

107 Back on my soapbox for the next week or so:

If you live in WA state and you want to buy a handgun, do it before June 1st.

If you want a rifle, buy it before July 1st.

The suck is coming and it will make it much harder to buy guns after those dates.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (bcbK8)

108 89 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

===========

WW2 GI's had a time machine that forced the Japanese to hate the Chinese, and the Koreans to hate the Japanese, and the Chinese to hate both of them, thousands of years ago?!?!

Why didn't they use it to kill Hitler?!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (9cans)

109 The Chinese are taking over NYC.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (2LelM)

110 >>>Hahaha - What would they do on Christmas Eve if it wasn't for us!?

is the lolo one any good?

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (DGS6j)

111
One hour after eating in a German-Chinese restaurant you're hungry for more territory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (BWL+E)

112 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)


Because NOTHING bad happened before America was founded and started spreading it's evil everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

113 The suck is coming and it will make it much harder to buy guns after those dates.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (bcbK

------

psssst.... hey kid.....

if you live in WA, the suck is already there.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

114 However, all of the Jonathan Xie's appear to be Chinese, as you would expect from the name.

I don't know ... these days, I think most Jonathan Xies would be douchebag tranny names.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (ennNc)

115 Purple Geezus.


No. I have never even bumped into that one!
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (rJV1V)

--

I dated a girl who introduced me to them and Leather Nun. PG is sort of butthole surfers-ish. This is their best song I could find online:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=wwzp5rL5ggI

You probably are familiar with Leather Nun, but if not:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=wm89uy4_pNE

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (EOEiY)

116 @70
Yeah, but the latest trend here in Cali is for Asians to go hard left, at least in the legislature and Congressional contingent
----------------------------
And then complain when those same people that they voted for endorse affirmative action policies that hurt Asians.

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (7nsa4)

117 108 89 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

===========

WW2 GI's had a time machine that forced the Japanese to hate the Chinese, and the Koreans to hate the Japanese, and the Chinese to hate both of them, thousands of years ago?!?!

Why didn't they use it to kill Hitler?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (9cans)

They used it to kill Woodrow Wilson. Who's this Hitler you speak of?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

118 102 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

I guess he missed the rape of Nanging and the Batan Death March and the Decapitation of prisoners on Guam ( before it tipped over)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 02:01 PM (FwN37)

Not to mention the previous war against China in 1894-95

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (7HtZB)

119 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)

120 89 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

I had a university professor who insisted the Japanese learned how to torture people from Portuguese priests. He claimed hitherto the arrival of the Catholics, Japanese used social ostracism rather than torture. I guess they took to it like ducks to water.

Posted by: kathysaysso in Bay Area at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (vkS2Z)

121 92 What's a neo liberal?


See #50.

It's a critique of leftists from further to the left.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:59 PM (fuK7c)

That's not what I'm getting from my research. See above.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

122 Leather Nun was Swedish IIRC

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (EOEiY)

123 113 The suck is coming and it will make it much harder to buy guns after those dates.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (bcbK

------

psssst.... hey kid.....

if you live in WA, the suck is already there.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

Yes. Trying to be a beacon before the waves close over me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

124 We need to get this guy over-medicated and back on the street so he can make the evening news!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (RuIsu)

125 Lets ask the Ainu if the Japanese were racist before WW2.

If you can find any.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)

126
No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.

Once saw a letter to the editor in the NYT saying that the Japanese were more peaceful because they ate little meat. I thought: so what were they eating during the Bataan Death March?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (BWL+E)

127 >>is the lolo one any good?


Best choice around these parts. The owners are ALWAYS on site. Sweet Lady, too.

Butte has a decent Chinee place, too. Generally, you only find the good ones in the Railroad Towns (out West).

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (rJV1V)

128 120 89 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

I had a university professor who insisted the Japanese learned how to torture people from Portuguese priests. He claimed hitherto the arrival of the Catholics, Japanese used social ostracism rather than torture. I guess they took to it like ducks to water.
Posted by: kathysaysso in Bay Area at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (vkS2Z)

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Portuguese priests (Jesuits) were hardcore, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (9cans)

129 I've been bad I've been good
Dallas Texas Hollywood

- Xie Xie Top

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

130 The Chinese are taking over NYC.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (2LelM)


Hymietown? No way.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Yes, I always, always insist on the delineation between liberal and leftist when discussing politics with my kids. They get it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (WI9RL)

132 The Chinese are taking over NYC.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:02 PM (2LelM)


You'd think they'd have been happy having been given sovereign territories called Chinatown in every major city ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (ennNc)

133 I've been bad I've been good
Dallas Texas Hollywood

- Xie Xie Top
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)


Booooo.....Hissss......

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

134 126
No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.

Once saw a letter to the editor in the NYT saying that the Japanese were more peaceful because they ate little meat. I thought: so what were they eating during the Bataan Death March?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (BWL+E)

Arabs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK8)

135 psssst.... hey kid.....

if you live in WA, the suck is already there.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

LOL, exactly what I was thinking! (I live in WA too by the way...)

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (Ez6QX)

136 As I pointed out this morning, there's a movement on 4Chan to get the Rainbow flag marked as a white supremacy symbol; all the colors are separate but equal

I hope they succeed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (O7MnT)

137 I guess he missed the rape of Nanging and the Batan Death March and the
Decapitation of prisoners on Guam ( before it tipped over)

Lets not forget Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

138 The guy is just looney. That is all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (hgso/)

139 >>Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM


Thanks, yo. I will check those out and ask a few friends if they knew / played with any of these guys.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (rJV1V)

140 That's not what I'm getting from my research. See above.


Yeah, I saw yours. I base mine on the usage of one extreme lefty, so who knows.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

141 Wiilow took this: North Korea calls Biden an "imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being"

https://cbsn.ws/2JY4lCG

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (O7MnT)

142 This was in the sidebar:

A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery. People who got advanced copies reamed her over it because she was appropriating slavery from the African American experience.

These people know nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (9cans)

143 "I had a university professor who insisted the Japanese learned how to torture people from Portuguese priests. He claimed hitherto the arrival of the Catholics, Japanese used social ostracism rather than torture. I guess they took to it like ducks to water.
Posted by: kathysaysso in Bay Area at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (vkS2Z)"

Oh yeah, that's absolutely how the Shogunates used to take over parts of the country, they'd just ostracize everyone. With a katana.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 02:06 PM (oZ6kz)

144
The Chinese are taking over NYC.

Posted by: Puddin Head


The quality of the rats is excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:06 PM (BWL+E)

145 One hour after eating in a German-Chinese restaurant you're hungry for more territory.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:06 PM (rGtm/)

146 No joke, one of the idiot trolls at Hot Air used to argue that the Japanese were only racist because WW2 GI's taught them racism.

Tom Hanks used to post at HotAir?

I missed that one ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:06 PM (ennNc)

147 Wonder if that's somehow connected to the Cannes movie poster. I mean they keep pushing and pushing.

I've said this before, but the same ones who keep pushing dead Trump also say we cannot even mention Islamic terror or there may be backlash against Muslims and violence.

These are the people who claim that Trump being critical or the press will lead to dead reporters.

So they clearly understand the concept of stirring up the crazies to violence... One almost gets the impression that is their direct intent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (39g3+)

148
As I pointed out this morning, there's a movement on 4Chan to get the Rainbow flag marked as a white supremacy symbol; all the colors are separate but equal

I hope they succeed.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (O7MnT)

------

*makes the AOK sign.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

149 The Chinese are taking over NYC.

Posted by: Puddin Head


The quality of the mu shu pork should rise.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (rGtm/)

150 119 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)

I...guess WW2 lead to the rise and dominance of the US? And maybe it lanced some nasty pus that had been in Europe for a long time? And it led to the founding of Israel?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK8)

151 I mentioned it in the book thread, but I'm at the Anthony Burgess (Clockwork Orange) short story in the sci-fi anthology I've enjoyed so much. His only sci-fi story IIRC.

It's neat because we can travel back in time, but we can't guarantee our timeline. You might hit medieval france, but the inhabitants will be bipeds with six eyes and scales for skin. They'll have achieved almost exactly the same things that our timeline did, but they're still going to kill you when they see you. You'd best be careful with your calculations because it will NEVER be 100% right.

Neat idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (EOEiY)

152 Norks are right about Biden. He has the intellectual prowess of a gnat turd.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (hgso/)

153 150 119 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)

I...guess WW2 lead to the rise and dominance of the US? And maybe it lanced some nasty pus that had been in Europe for a long time? And it led to the founding of Israel?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK

==========

And, with Hitler and Stalin eventually going at it, it slowed the spread of communism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (9cans)

154 Re-institute the asylum system.

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (miXS6)

155 i knew you'd know!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (DGS6j)

156 I've been bad I've been good
Dallas Texas Hollywood

- Xie Xie Top "

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (6qErC)

157 Bisy backson

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (EOEiY)

158 Once saw a letter to the editor in the NYT saying that the Japanese were more peaceful because they ate little meat. I thought: so what were they eating during the Bataan Death March?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (BWL+E)
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Japan is a series of islands, and most island peoples eat a lot of fish and other seafood.

The Japanese people are like all other islanders in that regard, they have little land for husbanding cattle or hogs, but endless ocean in which to fish.

They are also some of the most ruthless whalers, and have continued to hunt whales to extinction while claiming to be "researching" them. Researching how long it takes to drive them extinct apparently.

Posted by: Boots at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (e9omi)

159 142 This was in the sidebar:

A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery. People who got advanced copies reamed her over it because she was appropriating slavery from the African American experience.

These people know nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (9cans)

And she was Asian.

There is no protection from the SJWs. They must be fought and possibly skinned afterwards as a warning to others.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (bcbK8)

160 This was in the sidebar:

A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery. People who got advanced copies reamed her over it because she was appropriating slavery from the African American experience.

These people know nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



The Jews should have gotten a little pissy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (rGtm/)

161 A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery. People who got advanced copies reamed her over it because she was appropriating slavery from the African American experience.

These people know nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (9cans)



Wait till they learn that the first slaves were Slavs. Oh wait, they will never learn that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (ujg0T)

162 All I wanted was a Pepsi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

163 119 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)

Without Hitler and WWII, the US wouldn't have been the first country to have developed nuclear weapons and used them on Japan. Because they'd never been deployed in wartime (and the shock of seeing of them never happened), in every other timeline, they get used during the Cold War and by now we're about 50 years into a Nuclear Winter.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (KUaJL)

164 Unit 731

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (Ct55T)

165 All Buddhists have a sadistic streak in them. When your religious game theory is to avoid being reincarnated it creates a low threshold for mercy for others.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

166 And, with Hitler and Stalin eventually going at it, it slowed the spread of communism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (9cans)

Did it?

I wonder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)

167 Without Hitler and WWII, the US wouldn't have been the first country to have developed nuclear weapons and used them on Japan. Because they'd never been deployed in wartime (and the shock of seeing of them never happened), in every other timeline, they get used during the Cold War and by now we're about 50 years into a Nuclear Winter.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (KUaJL)

That's a pretty good one.

Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (xYwhN)

168 >> i knew you'd know!


Steamed Pot Stickers
Veggie Fried Rice w/ Cashews
Szechuan Beef w/ Thai Peppers

is my go to. Expensive. But enough for 3 or more meals.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (rJV1V)

169 163 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)

Without Hitler and WWII, the US wouldn't have been the first country to have developed nuclear weapons and used them on Japan. Because they'd never been deployed in wartime (and the shock of seeing of them never happened), in every other timeline, they get used during the Cold War and by now we're about 50 years into a Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (KUaJL)

=========

There's your book.

That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)

170 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Hitler smothered in his crib.
Marx run over by a horse & carriage.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (rGtm/)

171 And it led to the founding of Israel?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM

So you're saying that the time travelers from the future are really angels and they're preparing the way for the Second Coming?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (KUaJL)

172 Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

So, imagine a young Adolph Hitler, constantly dodging assassination attempts from Time-Traveling Mossad agents.

Of course he's going to turn out paranoid and genocidal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (O7MnT)

173 Screw Hitler, he learned everything he needed to know about Socialism from Lenin and Stalin. He learned well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)

174 It is maddening and sad. Parents flee from communists, stress education, where their kids are indoctrinated back into communism.

There is sadly also a degree of opportunism. They settle in cities like San Francisco and they figure that you have to be Demunist and parrot the Commiecrat line to get ahead. Osama Bin Laden had a point about many people wanting to back the stronger horse.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 02:00 PM (ujg0T)


Yep. I think it may be because as Asians they're reluctant to stand out, because "the protruding nail gets hammered." Our Asian neighbors - super nice people - had a sign supporting the Soros acolyte who succeeded Darrell Issa here. I suspect that they just want to fit in.

You know, just like me. /s

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (NRi/V)

175 Lets not forget Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (r+sAi)

Well yeah the germans were bad also

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (FwN37)

176
They are also some of the most ruthless whalers, and have continued to hunt whales to extinction while claiming to be "researching" them. Researching how long it takes to drive them extinct apparently.
Posted by: Boots at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (e9omi)

-----


Dude.... were you that guy crying on the bridge during the last season of Whale Wars.

I loved that show.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

177 So since I first started to get into politics (circa 197 I have been told about how government helps people. I have been told about how government helps the poor, blacks, mexicans, children, veterans, refugees, union workers, people in other countries, and society in general. I have ask many times for Progressives to name someone that has been helped and all I get is a blank stare. Then I am told that is not the way government works. That government helps groups, or classes, or minorities, or races as a whole body of work and that I cannot expect one person to be made better. So then I ask about the VA, or the destruction of the black family, or why black maternal mortality almost 10 fold that of white married women. And still no answers.

But alas, the new answer is that I am the problem. As a White Male by just existing on the same earthly plane as one of the government protected classes, I am the problem. And what it interesting that that it does not matter when I existed. I (or any white man) can be be the problem even though my timeline on earth does not intersect the lifetime of a member of the government protected class. The fact I ever existed has made their lives poorer, hungrier, dirtier, more diseased, and less educated.

This all sounds good and wonderful that I must be diminished so that others can be expanded and improved. That is right! Think about it. One single White Mans existence is greater than all the horses, all the money, and all the government can overcome. Just one good (or bad) White Man can stop the blessing and flow of all of those government benefits and totally negate the effect.

The White Supremacy call to arms is a last ditch effort of the last 100 years of the Great Socialism movement.

Fuck you. I am not your problem.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)

178 I...guess WW2 lead to the rise and dominance of the US? And maybe it lanced some nasty pus that had been in Europe for a long time? And it led to the founding of Israel?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK


Israel was being founded long before WWII. It was helped along by the number of refugees fleeing Europe but the Zionist endeavor was going strong in the late 19th century.

What WWII did do, that probably saved the world from something even worse than what actually happened, was that if Hitler had not risen to power then the Jews probably would have stayed in Germany and Europe (Germany, probably) would have been the world's first nuclear power. I don't think it's even possible to underestimate how bad that would have been for everybody and everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (ennNc)

179 There's your book.

That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)

Didn't Stephen King already write The Road?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

180 Jake the Snake Tapper

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (q177U)

181 161 A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery. People who got advanced copies reamed her over it because she was appropriating slavery from the African American experience.

These people know nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:05 PM (9cans)


Wait till they learn that the first slaves were Slavs. Oh wait, they will never learn that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 02:08 PM (ujg0T)

Slavery was a thing in the middle east, Africa and Greece far before the slav had begun their master race breeding programs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

182 172 Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

So, imagine a young Adolph Hitler, constantly dodging assassination attempts from Time-Traveling Mossad agents.

Of course he's going to turn out paranoid and genocidal.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (O7MnT)

============

I lol'ed. For real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (9cans)

183 When flaying commies, always start from feet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (ZS741)

184 145 One hour after eating in a German-Chinese restaurant you're hungry for more territory.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:06 PM (rGtm/)

Rebenslaum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (Ct55T)

185
There's your book.

That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)

Easy. He wants the pussy. His dame dies if Hitler lives. Make him a Slavic Jew.

Posted by: Someguy at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (xYwhN)

186 A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery. People who got advanced copies reamed her over it because she was appropriating slavery from the African American experience.

These people know nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



The Jews should have gotten a little pissy.
Posted by: rickb223


They would have been a lot happier if they had gotten a little pussy.

I mean really, who isn't happier when petting a small cat?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

187 Japan saved us from nuclear holocaust by sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. How selfless of them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (hgso/)

188 while claiming to be "researching" them"

Boiled, fried, roasted, grilled, poached, marinated... endless possibilities for research...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (6qErC)

189
A woman wrote a fantasy novel inspired by Russian history that included slavery.

Serfdom was little different from slavery. Compared to the US, worse. Landowners felt no responsibility to the serfs in times of famine.

And considering that slavery existed for millennia, the US abolished it contemporaneously with European countries (as in their overseas colonies).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (BWL+E)

190 166 And, with Hitler and Stalin eventually going at it, it slowed the spread of communism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:07 PM (9cans)

Did it?

I wonder.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK

Soviet Communism was hardware: you could break it irreparably. Leftism in general is a virus: insidious, hidden, incredibly hard to eradicate.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

191 >>They are also some of the most ruthless whalers, and have continued to hunt whales to extinction while claiming to be "researching" them. Researching how long it takes to drive them extinct apparently.


You got a better source for Whale Oil?


Besides. Name one thing a whale has ever done for you.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (rJV1V)

192
There's your book.

-----

Lightning. By Dean Koontz.


Already did it.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

193 I saw an ad with Oprah's Best Friend Gayle King for CBS Morning News.

Gayle King made the "okay" sign at the camera.

Who the hell would have imagined that Gayle King is a white supremacist?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

194 Prosecutors in the case [sic] that Xie completed the Security Clearance Application for National Security Positions paperwork in February 2019. Xie denied in that form that he had ever associated with anyone involved in terrorist activities. When Xie had to complete the paperwork again due to an error, he answered "No" again to the same question.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (QkjLD)

195 I still love the time travel scenario some satirical chap on here mentioned years ago: Hitler driven crazy and to hate Jews by continual attempts on his life by Jewish time travelers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)

196 >>As I pointed out this morning, there's a movement on 4Chan to get the Rainbow flag marked as a white supremacy symbol; all the colors are separate but equal




Heh. More of this.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (W+vEI)

197 Of course, the truth of it all is that Hitler didn't do anything single-handedly or against the wishes of the German public. If he hadn't risen or hadn't been so much of a Jew-hater, the Germans would have found someone else to do the same thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:13 PM (ennNc)

198 179 There's your book.

That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)

Didn't Stephen King already write The Road?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

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The Road was Cormac McCarthy.

But, i was actually thinking of early in the conflict, when the bombs are about to drop, or have just dropped. Something like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:13 PM (9cans)

199 Didn't Stephen King already write The Road?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)



Cormac McCarthy, IIRC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)

200 Limbaugh is currently ranting & raving. He is genuinely upset that no one cares that the truth isnt taken seriously. He is always so out of touch after extended time off.

I don't care about the latest news story that confirms for the 432nd time that it was the Obama administration officials who were actually colluding with Russia, and worse, far worse. No...the only way to fight that, shut down the democrats, and force the media to stop lying is....datadada...INDICTMENTS.
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?
I'm all tick tock, right around the corner, they are running scared now- out. Show us the indictments. Only indictments will do.

Posted by: Quilp at May 23, 2019 02:13 PM (Bf3hj)

201 There's your book.

That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)


The main character is from ... uh ... a South Sea archipelago, and he wants to introduce communism to the U.S., and makes good progress on that, but then an orange man comes along and undoes all of his good work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (NRi/V)

202 Who the hell would have imagined that Gayle King is a white supremacist?

I have a nice collage of Oprah giving the OK sign next to a collage of Obama doing the same thing in my memes folder. I use them on people who say its a white supremacist signal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)

203 The White Supremacy call to arms is a last ditch effort of the last 100 years of the Great Socialism movement.

Fuck you. I am not your problem.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Maybe you are. You seem mad, bro.

White Supremacy. Catch the wave!

Just more class/race rhetorical warfare.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (vcOmj)

204 182 172 Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

So, imagine a young Adolph Hitler, constantly dodging assassination attempts from Time-Traveling Mossad agents.

Of course he's going to turn out paranoid and genocidal.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (O7MnT)

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I lol'ed. For real.
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So the Time Traveling Jews persecuted Hitler and created a monster? Sounds legit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (2LelM)

205
He allegedly appeared in an Instagram Live video last month in which he stated he was against Zionism and the neo-liberal establishment. In the same video he displayed a Hamas flag, retrieved a handgun and stated "I'm gonna go to the (expletive) pro-Israel march and I'm going to shoot everybody."

So, mainstream Democrat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (BWL+E)

206 Story thought: Basically Terminator 2, except you're trying to prevent other time travelers from killing baby Hitler. Like what TJM said above, you know that as counter-intuitive as it seems, WW2 was the best case scenario for our timeline and killing baby Hitler is going to make the present day full of giant face-eating mantis people that rule over us.

Call it Mein Bodyguard.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

207 198 179 There's your book.

That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)

Didn't Stephen King already write The Road?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

========

The Road was Cormac McCarthy.

But, i was actually thinking of early in the conflict, when the bombs are about to drop, or have just dropped. Something like that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:13 PM (9cans)

King, writing as Richard Bachman, did write 'The Long Walk'. Which is legit dystopian horror.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (bcbK8)

208 192
There's your book.

-----

Lightning. By Dean Koontz.


Already did it.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDuMp2kDxos

Everything's already been done. Do it anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (9cans)

209 Jake the Snake Tapper
Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (q177U)


Jake the Snake was a talent.

Tapper, not so much.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

210 The main character is from ... uh ... a South Sea archipelago, and he wants to introduce communism to the U.S., and makes good progress on that, but then an orange man comes along and undoes all of his good work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (NRi/V)

Editor's note:
This plot is too unbelievable. Please make it more realistic.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (KUaJL)

211 They are also some of the most ruthless whalers, and have continued to hunt whales to extinction while claiming to be "researching" them. Researching how long it takes to drive them extinct apparently.

They've dropped the research ruse. Sometime in the last year they said fuck it, we're out of the international whaling treaty, and we're going to kill whales.

They're going to kill them in their own waters and they say sustainably, but it's not for research. It's because whales taste good.

Which gets you to the Jules and Vincent conversation. Whales have a lot of personality.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (fuK7c)

212 Besides. Name one thing a whale has ever done for you.
Posted by: garrett

Well, they keep the krill population under control. Without them, krill and shrimp would be everywhere.

What a mess that would be!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (vcOmj)

213 >>He allegedly appeared in an Instagram Live video last month in which he stated he was against Zionism and the neo-liberal establishment. In the same video he displayed a Hamas flag, retrieved a handgun and stated "I'm gonna go to the (expletive) pro-Israel march and I'm going to shoot everybody."


And, I bet he got 100% of the Extra Credit Points available at his University.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:15 PM (rJV1V)

214 I don't care about the latest news story that confirms for the 432nd time that it was the Obama administration officials who were actually colluding with Russia, and worse, far worse. No...the only way to fight that, shut down the democrats, and force the media to stop lying is....datadada...INDICTMENTS.
WHERE ARE THE INDICTMENTS?
I'm all tick tock, right around the corner, they are running scared now- out. Show us the indictments. Only indictments will do.


^^^^THIS ^^^

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (kG5hP)

215 Very OT:

Crazy conspiracy sites picked up on something Pelsoi said the other day:

Pelosi live just now at press conference called for an assassination attempt on President Trump's family, administration or staff.
"I pray for the President of the United States. I wish that his family, his administration, his staff would have an intervention (happen to them). For the good of the country."

Their take is that this is a call for an assign@tion. McCain called Kennedy's assign@tion an intevention in 2011

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (sktRI)

216
Slavery was a thing in the middle east, Africa and Greece far before the slav had begun their master race breeding programs.

Greek slaves weren't slave slaves.

Posted by: Whoopi Cushion at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (aKsyK)

217 the Time Traveling Jews "

Hmm. They opened for The Traveling Wilburys...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (6qErC)

218 @119 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.

----------------------
The plot of the video game series Command and Conquer: Red Alert was that Einstein travels back in time and assassinates Hitler. This allows Stalin to take over Eastern Europe, and then invade Western Europe, as well, which leads to World War 2 between the USSR, and the Allies (essentially, NATO).

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (7nsa4)

219 >>Which gets you to the Jules and Vincent conversation. Whales have a lot of personality.


All they do is Blubber about the Japanese.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (rJV1V)

220 206 Story thought: Basically Terminator 2, except you're trying to prevent other time travelers from killing baby Hitler. Like what TJM said above, you know that as counter-intuitive as it seems, WW2 was the best case scenario for our timeline and killing baby Hitler is going to make the present day full of giant face-eating mantis people that rule over us.

Call it Mein Bodyguard.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

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And it's sad, because you know that your actions will lead to the deaths of hundreds of millions, but it's better than billions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (9cans)

221 1. Xie Donated $100 to Hamas in 2018, Feds Say
2. FBI Agents Tracked Xie Outside of Trump Tower in April 2019
3. Xie Has a History of Mental Illness
4. Xie Also Made Threats Against Coachella, According to the Feds
5. Xie Could Face 100 Years in Prison

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (QkjLD)

222 Call it Mein Bodyguard.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

Und Ayyyyyyyyiiiieyyyyyyee vill allvays luff yuuuuuuuu....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (Ct55T)

223 Are you sure Xie is not just the pronoun he picked for himself?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (iXJM1)

224 As I pointed out this morning, there's a movement on 4Chan to get the Rainbow flag marked as a white supremacy symbol; all the colors are separate but equal

Heh. More of this.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (W+vEI)

Hilarious. I love it.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (J+mig)

225 I have a nice collage of Oprah giving the OK sign next to a collage of Obama doing the same thing in my memes folder. I use them on people who say its a white supremacist signal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)


This thing with people trying to actually claim that the "OK" sign is some sort of racist bat signal is one of the stupidest ideas in all of human history.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (ennNc)

226 I wonder if Xie was at the Fyre Festival

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (QkjLD)

227 That his bomb would have violated the Hatch Act, is the very resonance he was caught. We must remain ever vigilant for Hatch Act violations.

Posted by: Some Beta Cuck at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (9Pq+3)

228 The Jews should have gotten a little pissy.

Actual conversation I had in a bar about a year ago:

WeWuzKangsNShit Guy: We should get reparations for slavery!

Me: You believe you are a direct descendant of the Pharaohs of Egypt?

WeWuzKangzNShit Guy: Hell yeah, We Wuz Kangz!

Me: So how much are you going to pay the Jews in reparations for your ancestors holding them in bondage as slaves?

WeWuzKangzNShit Guy: ....uh, well...um...

Posted by: Bert G at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (tOP4K)

229 He allegedly appeared in an Instagram Live video last month in which he stated he was against Zionism and the neo-liberal establishment. In the same video he displayed a Hamas flag, retrieved a handgun and stated "I'm gonna go to the (expletive) pro-Israel march and I'm going to shoot everybody."

This may be a stupid question, and I may not want to know the answer, but why would a Chinese guy have a hard-on about Israel?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (NRi/V)

230 Und Ayyyyyyyyiiiieyyyyyyee vill allvays luff yuuuuuuuu...."

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)

231 So time travel was a German invention.

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:18 PM (q177U)

232 218 @119 Thought experiment:

Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.

----------------------
The plot of the video game series Command and Conquer: Red Alert was that Einstein travels back in time and assassinates Hitler. This allows Stalin to take over Eastern Europe, and then invade Western Europe, as well, which leads to World War 2 between the USSR, and the Allies (essentially, NATO).

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (7nsa4)

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I was thinking of that.

I grew up on those games, especially the first one.

I loved the Dune skin version, Dune 2000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:18 PM (9cans)

233 Xie Was a Friend of Mine - Grateful Dead (1966)

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (rJV1V)

234 Didn't Stephen King already write The Road?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)


It was dumb enough and boring enough that one would think so.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (ennNc)

235 3. Xie Has a History of Mental Illness

No! Say it isn't so!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (NRi/V)

236 Reason should be https://tinyurl.com/yxshax8zResonance? Really Mr. Spellcheck?

Posted by: Some Beta Cuck at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (9Pq+3)

237 I'm all tick tock, right around the corner, they are running scared now- out. Show us the indictments. Only indictments will do.

Indictments are a feeble start. Convictions are when I start believing slightly in the dim possibility of justice again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (39g3+)

238 Look, as far as I can tell this guy's done nothing that Ilhan Omar hasn't done, and she's in Congress and he's in jail.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (8erNz)

239 Besides. Name one thing a whale has ever done for you.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (rJV1V)


Can I ignore that one night after closing time back in the 80s?

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:20 PM (40mSG)

240 Killing Hitler after he gained power and just before his order to invade Poland would have been best case scenario.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 23, 2019 02:20 PM (iXJM1)

241 This may be a stupid question, and I may not want to know the answer, but why would a Chinese guy have a hard-on about Israel?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (NRi/V)


Uighur or Commie. That covers lots of Chinamen.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:20 PM (ennNc)

242 I loved the Dune skin version, Dune 2000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:18 PM (9cans)

I think Dune was first, and the first Command and Conquer was the unofficial sequel, since they couldn't get the license again, or something like that.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (J+mig)

243 Can I ignore that one night after closing time back in the 80s?

Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round...

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (8erNz)

244 Besides. Name one thing a whale has ever done for you.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:12 PM (rJV1V)


Lit the streets.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (ennNc)

245
This thing with people trying to actually claim that the "OK" sign is some sort of racist bat signal is one of the stupidest ideas in all of human history.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


We are being bombarded with stupid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

246 238 Look, as far as I can tell this guy's done nothing that Ilhan Omar hasn't done, and she's in Congress and he's in jail.
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She has bewbies. Bewbie Privilege causes all sorts of disparate and systemic problems for Americans.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)

247 So time travel was a German invention.

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:18 PM (q177U)

Mien Furher, I can Walk!

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

248

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

249 242 I loved the Dune skin version, Dune 2000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:18 PM (9cans)

I think Dune was first, and the first Command and Conquer was the unofficial sequel, since they couldn't get the license again, or something like that.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (J+mig)

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Dune 2 was the first RPG.

Then came the C&C games (through Red Alert, I believe).

And then they sort of remade Dune 2 in Dune 2000, which was Red Alert with Dune sprites.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:21 PM (9cans)

250 244 Besides. Name one thing a whale has ever done for you.
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They give you something to look at in the middle of the ocean. Dolphins too. Beats looking at waves.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:22 PM (2LelM)

251 Yellow on the outside but rotten on the inside

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 23, 2019 02:22 PM (QkjLD)

252 The plot of the video game series Command and Conquer: Red Alert was that Einstein travels back in time and assassinates Hitler. This allows Stalin to take over Eastern Europe, and then invade Western Europe, as well, which leads to World War 2 between the USSR, and the Allies (essentially, NATO).

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (7nsa4)



There was an Alternate History discussion like this: What if Trotsky had prevailed over Stalin and killed him first?

Conclusion was that Trotsky would be outwardly aggressive from the get go and would be better at it, since Leon would not have purged talented generals.

And that Fascism / Nazism would not have been discredited, since it would be seen as a great way to get out of the Great Depression and as a bulwark against an outwardly aggressive Soviet Union.

Hitler (or Roehm or Strasser or whoever prevailed in a power struggle there) would never have turned against Britain or France (who, in fact would probably be aiding Germany in an odd twist on Lend Lease).

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)

253 Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.


"The future belongs to ... uh ... uh ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2019 02:22 PM (NRi/V)

254 fucking baizuo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:22 PM (Ct55T)

255 215 Very OT:

Crazy conspiracy sites picked up on something Pelsoi said the other day:

Pelosi live just now at press conference called for an assassination attempt on President Trump's family, administration or staff.
"I pray for the President of the United States. I wish that his family, his administration, his staff would have an intervention (happen to them). For the good of the country."

Their take is that this is a call for an assign@tion. McCain called Kennedy's assign@tion an intevention in 2011
Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 02:16 PM (sktRI)

I think the Donald has the whole assignation thing covered, what with his history and being married to a hot Slavic retired model.*

On the subject of assassination, I don't think she was calling for that so much as a 25th Amendment removal procedure, which Pence, God bless him, has said "lolgetfucked" to in his far more polite way. So I read that as Pelosi throwing out red meat but not going for impeachment.



*Sorry. The pedantry hormones took over and forced me to write that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

256 She has bewbies. Bewbie Privilege causes all sorts of disparate and systemic problems for Americans.

She's a little savage, but the funny thing is this: while she's Somali, her savagery is purely American. She was turned into what she is here in the US.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2019 02:23 PM (8erNz)

257 >>>Indictments are a feeble start. Convictions are when I start believing slightly in the dim possibility of justice again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:19 PM (39g3+)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:23 PM (q177U)

258 Here's one for your perusal, your tax dollars at work:

CNN headline breathlessly reports that "a sixth migrant child died while in the care of authorities in September 2018".

https://tinyurl.com/CNN-migrant-child-death

(link goes to CNN)

They gloss over the inconvenient fact that the child had pre-existing congenital heart problems and had entered the DHS system a full six months earlier, had been continuously hospitalized during that time, received an apparent cardiac surgery (no details provided) and unfortunately suffered neurologic complications of the surgery and later died as a result. A few more details at Daily Mail.

https://tinyurl.com/daily-mail-migrant-child-death


The over-under betting line on amount paid by her family or the government of her home country of El Salvador for six months of state of the art medical care in the U.S.has been set at zero dollars.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 23, 2019 02:23 PM (m45I2)

259 RTS...not RPG...

ugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:24 PM (9cans)

260 Time travel is real, and Hitler's rise in Germany was the best case scenario time travelers could manufacture.

Discuss.

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Alternatively... maybe that's the only future where Nazis end up being the ones who develop time travel.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

261 Nazi time travel scientists, "We have seen the future and it is Joe Biden."

*bang*

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 02:25 PM (XpE8U)

262 By the way, the Facebook thumbs up sign is a sign of support for islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2019 02:25 PM (r+sAi)

263 We already did Nazi world, back in the 1960's

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 23, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

264 If time travel is real, nobody is going to bother going back in time.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (40mSG)

265 That's your universe, now come up with a main character and figure out what he wants and what's preventing him from getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:10 PM (9cans)
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1) The McGuffin
2) Chicks

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (9dQxE)

266 263 We already did Nazi world, back in the 1960's
Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 23, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

=========

You saved so much money on costumes that week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (9cans)

267 I have RPG. GI, you die!

Posted by: Gook in the wire at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

268
CNN headline breathlessly reports that "a sixth migrant child died while in the care of authorities in September 2018".



I'm sorry the child died.


However, the child died because his/her parents took him out of his/her home and, by coming here, commited a crime.

I place the blame on the parents. Child endangerment.

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (sktRI)

269 She's a little savage, but the funny thing is this: while she's Somali, her savagery is purely American. She was turned into what she is here in the US.
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No she wasn't. He entire clan are like that. Somalis are fucking crazy. They were imported by Al Franken and the State Dept cuz they are that fucking crazy. MN will never be anything but a Dem Duchy ruled by Minneapolis. Dems love City States.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)

270 super!...sounds like my cup of tea.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (DGS6j)

271 Down in Nashville, a black dude targeted and murdered white people in a church. Bad enough, but apparently the trial judge ordered a gag order on the racial motive until trial. So now that the trial is underway people only now have learned the reason. The trial apparently has been sparsely covered locally.

That will happen here.

Or the narrative motive will be Trump created such an atmosphere of hate this gentle soul was driven mad.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (MVVO/)

272 Well at least this Xie guy didn't use the n-word and embarrass me like my good friend and protegee Kyle Kashuv.

And to those who say "Ben Shapiro, you love policing speech. You use every opportunity to condemn far more effective right wingers for far less than the n-word. For God sakes, you call Trump a racist for less"

Well to those anti-semitic bigots I say "Shut up and buy Birch Gold and Boll and Branch sheets code word Shapiro!"

Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (prEGj)

273 If I had a time machine, i'd gather up all the stupid shitheads wrecking things right now and send THEM 100,000 years into the past, so that I could enjoy NOW.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (Ct55T)

274 Just imagine if Kirk had muscled in on those Nazis with a few heaters to get a piece of the action.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (XpE8U)

275 CNN headline breathlessly reports that "a sixth migrant child died while in the care of authorities in September 2018".


They'll pick off more than that at 3 am this weekend on a porch in Chicago.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:28 PM (40mSG)

276 Pelosi isn't calling for Trump's assassination. As Joncelli remarked, all this stuff about Trump raging, etc and that he needs an intervention is an attempt to get him out of office based on the 25th amendment, Rush Limbaugh says that whenever the don't get their way over Trump they trot this out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 02:28 PM (ahS0B)

277

White whale privilege, my ass!

Posted by: Moby Dick at May 23, 2019 02:28 PM (aKsyK)

278 225
I have a nice collage of Oprah giving the OK sign next to a collage
of Obama doing the same thing in my memes folder. I use them on people
who say its a white supremacist signal.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)



This thing with people trying to actually claim that the "OK" sign
is some sort of racist bat signal is one of the stupidest ideas in all
of human history.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2019 02:17 PM (ennNc)



OOOOOOOKAAAAAAAY.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

279 So the Man in the High Castle was Jeff Bezos and Amazon Prime is secretly a Time Travel initiative to jump start German efficiency into package delivery. That's when Jean Claude van Damn shows up with a suitcase bomb and he's all out of bubble gum.

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:28 PM (q177U)

280 I just want to go to Florida, make lots of love and cook for my sweetheart.

fuck all this shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

281 If I had a time machine, i'd gather up all the stupid shitheads wrecking things right now and send THEM 100,000 years into the past, so that I could enjoy NOW.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (Ct55T)


------

pssst. send them to the future.

Sending them to the past will severely fuck up your now.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

282 CNN headline breathlessly reports that "a sixth migrant child died while in the care of authorities in September 2018". ...

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (sktRI)

Behold the barren acres where my fucks should be sown...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (Ct55T)

283 Speaking of white supremacists, Margaret Sanger lover,
Ralph Northam thinks voters are a bunch of gullible fools-

https://tinyurl.com/yxuypn5l

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (RBOtF)

284 All Buddhists have a sadistic streak in them. When your religious game theory is to avoid being reincarnated it creates a low threshold for mercy for others.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)



Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Elucidate, please.

Posted by: Official Secret Transcript of Brexit Talks at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (9X624)

285 264 If time travel is real, nobody is going to bother going back in time.
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (40mSG)

Or everybody who went back in time would die before moving an inch because the people who got there first would realize that being there would screw things up so they will have shot the following time travelers. If that makes sense.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

286 Somalis are fucking crazy.

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

287 Amazon Prime perfects negative 2 day delivery. When you absolutely positively needed it yesterday.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (V2hGB)

288 Sending them to the past will severely fuck up your now.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

I'm relying on Thag and Og to give them a good old fashioned clubbing first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (Ct55T)

289 pssst. send them to the future.

Sending them to the past will severely fuck up your now.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (8XRCm)

To be fair, they're already fuckign up our now. If they fuck up the past, there's at least 10,000 years to fix it before the now happens again.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (KUaJL)

290 Hey Antman, you go that way and stomp on some things and one punch that giant space worm...I'm goign to run over this way and see if I can figure out why the building collapsed.

Posted by: The Uncredible Hulk at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (ymnmz)

291 >>>No she wasn't. He entire clan are like that. Somalis are fucking crazy. They were imported by Al Franken and the State Dept cuz they are that fucking crazy. MN will never be anything but a Dem Duchy ruled by Minneapolis. Dems love City States.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)
__________
If you Racists hadn't of stopped voting democract then we democracts wouldn't need to import fresh voters and grope women!

Posted by: Al Franken at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (prEGj)

292
Or everybody who went back in time would die before moving an inch because the people who got there first would realize that being there would screw things up so they will have shot the following time travelers. If that makes sense.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

It does. And may also explain the whole dinosaur thing.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (40mSG)

293 Best choice around these parts. The owners are ALWAYS on site. Sweet Lady, too.

Butte has a decent Chinee place, too. Generally, you only find the good ones in the Railroad Towns (out West).

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:04 PM (rJV1V)

Pekin Noodle Parlor? love that place.

Posted by: free tibet at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (dBiBP)

294 Buddhists want to avoid reincarnation because they believe this world is terrible.

Take a look around. Are they wrong?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (V2hGB)

295 Pelosi isn't calling for Trump's assassination. As Joncelli remarked, all this stuff about Trump raging, etc and that he needs an intervention is an attempt to get him out of office based on the 25th amendment, Rush Limbaugh says that whenever the don't get their way over Trump they trot this out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Fuck them. Push the assassination angle. MAKE THEM defend against it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (rGtm/)

296 I still think that post-WWII, the time-travelers should have disappeared Eleanor Roosevelt. Total socialist, UN idiot, and nasty all-round creepy.

Imagine postwar without Eleanor whining about the UN, etc.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (MIKMs)

297 I lol'ed. For real.
------------
So the Time Traveling Jews persecuted Hitler and created a monster? Sounds legit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:14 PM (2LelM)

...

Or, by going back and forth in various timelines, they determine that allowing the Holocaust to proceed, as awful as it is, ends up being the best way of re-establishing the Jewish homeland and preventing far greater atrocities.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (yL25O)

298 284 All Buddhists have a sadistic streak in them. When your religious game theory is to avoid being reincarnated it creates a low threshold for mercy for others.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)


Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Elucidate, please.
----------------------
If you want to escape life to a higher plane you therefore do not put a high value on life. Pretty simple. Buddhists can be some real vicious sadists. They are hardwired for it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (2LelM)

299 287 Amazon Prime perfects negative 2 day delivery. When you absolutely positively needed it yesterday.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 23, 2019 02:30 PM (V2hGB)

That reminds me of the SNL skit about the delivery service that will backdate your package, simulate damage, etc. so you can say that you got it out on time & not get fired.

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

300 >>Pekin Noodle Parlor?


Been there forever. I forget the name of the place...but it is a Butte institution.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (MX6uf)

301 @225
The claim now is that when 4chan did its "ok sign is racist" hoax, actual white supremecists were fooled by the 4chan crowd, and adopted it.

Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (7nsa4)

302 The communists love to declare people they think are threats as mentally unstable .

Pelosi and the rest of the Stalinists are just carrying on the tradition.

They really are trying to start something beyond a war of words.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (iXJM1)

303 How come Pike got the green Orion slave girl?

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

304 If I had a time machine, i'd gather up all the stupid shitheads wrecking things right now and send THEM 100,000 years into the past, so that I could enjoy NOW.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (Ct55T)


------

pssst. send them to the future.

Sending them to the past will severely fuck up your now.
Posted by: fixerupper


Send them back to the time of the dinosaurs. Before the asteroid hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (rGtm/)

305 301 @225
The claim now is that when 4chan did its "ok sign is racist" hoax, actual white supremecists were fooled by the 4chan crowd, and adopted it.
Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (7nsa4)

As mentioned in an earlier thread, now do it again with the rainbow.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (40mSG)

306 Minnesota deserves the Somalis. It's the one state that went for Mondale. Its pols are routinely doofuses. And the most anyone is willing to venture on its inhabitants' behalf is that they are "nice." You know, like Canadians. Die in a fire ya dumb Swedes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (8JE5H)

307
This may be a stupid question, and I may not want to know the answer, but why would a Chinese guy have a hard-on about Israel?


They have a hard-on for anyone who isn't Han Chinese.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (TAmPV)

308 303 How come Pike got the green Orion slave girl?
Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

===========

It didn't really happen. It was a fantasy.

Star Trek more fully embraced it's fantasy roots in The Cage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (9cans)

309 I got a hand gesture or two I make towards leftie assholes which shows that I'm a Trump supporter....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (Ct55T)

310 292
Or everybody who went back in time would die before moving an inch because the people who got there first would realize that being there would screw things up so they will have shot the following time travelers. If that makes sense.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

It does. And may also explain the whole dinosaur thing.
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (40mSG)

Time travelers gave the dinosaurs AIDS? Kiiiiinnnnnnky...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

311 307
This may be a stupid question, and I may not want to know the answer, but why would a Chinese guy have a hard-on about Israel?


They have a hard-on for anyone who isn't Han Chinese.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (TAmPV)

==========

If they're leftists, hatred of Israel is part of the welcome packet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (9cans)

312 That seems pretty silly. They're obviously not all pacifists but I see no evidence that Buddhists are particularly more violent than other religions.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (V2hGB)

313 301
@225
The claim now is that when 4chan did its "ok sign is racist"
hoax, actual white supremecists were fooled by the 4chan crowd, and
adopted it.


Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (7nsa4)



OOOOOOOKKAAAAAAAYYYYYY.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

314 294 Buddhists want to avoid reincarnation because they believe this world is terrible.

Take a look around. Are they wrong?
------------------------
Geese have goslings, God had godlings. Our job it to be small creators and create shit not escape life. Have you noticed where every escape from a shithole wants to go? Its North American and Europe. Maybe Protestants were on to something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (2LelM)

315 And in another stupid political comment the head of the EU commission says this:

These populist, nationalists, stupid nationalists, they are in love with their own countries, Juncker told CNN, as if that was a bad thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ahS0B)

316 269 She's a little savage, but the funny thing is this: while she's Somali, her savagery is purely American. She was turned into what she is here in the US.
-------------------
No she wasn't. He entire clan are like that. Somalis are fucking crazy. They were imported by Al Franken and the State Dept cuz they are that fucking crazy. MN will never be anything but a Dem Duchy ruled by Minneapolis. Dems love City States.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (2LelM)

the bleeding heart Lutheran ( and Catholic) aid societies brought them in, aided by Federals dollars

Posted by: free tibet at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (VP1E6)

317 A lot of people hated it, but I liked the odd version of time travel introduced in Endgame. The idea that altering the past can't effect the future because the past is being altered in the the time travelers own future.

Posted by: Max Power at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)

318 everybody who went back in time would die before moving an inch because the people who got there first would realize that being there would screw things up so they will have shot the following time travelers. If that makes sense.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

Looper

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (iXJM1)

319
Time travelers gave the dinosaurs AIDS? Kiiiiinnnnnnky...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

...or smallpox blankets.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (40mSG)

320 We already did Nazi world, back in the 1960's
Posted by: James T. Kirk

***

Ya never did clowns though, did ya?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (8NQFR)

321 If I had a time machine, i'd gather up all the stupid shitheads wrecking things right now and send THEM 100,000 years into the past, so that I could enjoy NOW.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (Ct55T)


------

pssst. send them to the future.

Sending them to the past will severely fuck up your now.
Posted by: fixerupper

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

Posted by: Aku at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (KUaJL)

322 If I had a time machine, i'd gather up all the stupid shitheads wrecking things right now and send THEM 100,000 years into the past, so that I could enjoy NOW.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:27 PM (Ct55T)

I'd send them about 2200 years into the past, outside of Roman borders. Let them get raided by Vandals a few times, either their ideology will get corrected, or their transplanted civilization goes extinct.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (J+mig)

323 315 And in another stupid political comment the head of the EU commission says this:

These populist, nationalists, stupid nationalists, they are in love with their own countries, Juncker told CNN, as if that was a bad thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ahS0B)

===========

Right before elections.

Seems like a dumb move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (9cans)

324 CNN headline breathlessly reports that "a sixth migrant child died while in the care of authorities in September 2018". ...

Posted by: shibumi at May 23, 2019 02:26 PM (sktRI)

Behold the barren acres where my fucks should be sown...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:29 PM (Ct55T)
******************
The do nothing Dem Congress is responsible for this. The system is collapsing, border patrol is overwhelmed, we don't have the facilities, beds, doctors, judges.
The Dems are going to pay for this and I hope Bigly.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (RBOtF)

325 It does. And may also explain the whole dinosaur thing.
Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2019 02:31 PM (40mSG)

Time travelers gave the dinosaurs AIDS? Kiiiiinnnnnnky...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

Bottomsaurus Rex

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

326 Oh crap that hurt. Jeebus Tony couldn't you have made that gauntlet go to XXXXXXXL? I mean what is one more X? It's squishing my fingers. Owwwwwwww!

Posted by: The Uncredible Hulk at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (ymnmz)

327 Posted by: Aku at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (KUaJL)

You didn't even have to look that up, did you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (Ct55T)

328 So if we print an Okay Sign on a Rainbow Flag would that be hate?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (2LelM)

329 Piglosi's already blaming Trump for the six dead illegal immigrant children.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (hjaPQ)

330 The claim now is that when 4chan did its "ok sign is racist"
hoax, actual white supremecists were fooled by the 4chan crowd, and
adopted it.


Posted by: junior at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (7nsa4)

I think the more likely theory is that the KKK and stormfront is populated almost entirely by people from 4chan who do it ironically for teh lulz, so it's not so much that they were fooled by the 4chan crowd, that they are the 4chan crowd.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (KUaJL)

331 Bottomsaurus Rex
Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

Megasoreass

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (Ct55T)

332
303 How come Pike got the green Orion slave girl?

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (gmo/4)



===========



It didn't really happen. It was a fantasy.



Star Trek more fully embraced it's fantasy roots in The Cage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 23, 2019 02:33 PM (9cans)

Maybe not in the Menagerie but in the Cage it was very much implied.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

333 NOOD, bitches.......SMOLETTE hoax news.

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:36 PM (Ct55T)

Nope. And I bet by the end of the first sentence, you were reading it in his voice too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

335 Also excessive cruelty would signify attachment and would keep your from achieving Nirvana.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (V2hGB)

336
These populist, nationalists, stupid nationalists, they are in love with their own countries, Juncker told CNN, as if that was a bad thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ahS0B)
-----------------
Juncker is a big time globalists. So was Lenin and Stalin. Connect the dots.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)

337 >>>the bleeding heart Lutheran ( and Catholic) aid societies brought them in, aided by Federals dollars
Posted by: free tibet at May 23, 2019 02:34 PM (VP1E6)
____________
Well of course my Lutherans brought them in.

Has everyone forgotten that I wrote a book called "The Jews and their Lies"? FFS it's in my bibliography!

Posted by: Martin Luther - drunk heretic at May 23, 2019 02:38 PM (prEGj)

338 All Buddhists have a sadistic streak in them. When your religious game theory is to avoid being reincarnated it creates a low threshold for mercy for others.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)


Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Elucidate, please.
----------------------
If you want to escape life to a higher plane you therefore do not put a high value on life. Pretty simple. Buddhists can be some real vicious sadists. They are hardwired for it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 23, 2019 02:32 PM (2LelM)



You could say the exact same thing about Christians who want to go to Heaven.

Try again.

Posted by: Official Secret Transcript of Brexit Talks at May 23, 2019 02:38 PM (9X624)

339 I'd send them about 2200 years into the past, outside of Roman borders. Let them get raided by Vandals a few times, either their ideology will get corrected, or their transplanted civilization goes extinct.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 23, 2019 02:35 PM (J+mig)

*Getting repeatedly stabbed by a boar spear*

*splutch splutch splutch*

"This is VERY problematic, sir!"

*splutch splutch splutch*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 23, 2019 02:39 PM (Ct55T)

340 Looking at the situation in Germany prior to WWII, when Hitler came to power and when the persecution of Jews began, weren't many of the physicists involved in the science of nuclear energy Jewish? Einstein and company?

Einstein and the others fled for their lives rather than stay in Germany. If Hitler had practiced tacquiya, Germany might have had the atomic bomb first.

Posted by: Boots at May 23, 2019 02:40 PM (e9omi)

341 He did not join the Army but he will be well acquainted with other mens privates before all is done hopefully.

Posted by: My Milkshakes bring all the soys to the yard at May 23, 2019 02:41 PM (O9JR8)

342 The stupid is getting intense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 23, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK


So they're going on about the 25th Amendment then? Likely means they do not have the nerve to pull the impeachment trigger if they are going back to the 25th Amendment. Let me know when they start wanting a recount of the electoral vote, because that will be next.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 23, 2019 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

343 264 If time travel is real, nobody is going to bother going back in time

***

Where do you think the crowds attending Jesus's torment and crucifixion came from? Jerusalem? Pah!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 23, 2019 02:42 PM (8NQFR)

344 335 Also excessive cruelty would signify attachment and would keep your from achieving Nirvana.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 23, 2019 02:37 PM (V2hGB)

I'm pretty sure Courtney Love did that with a shotgun.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

345 Greetings:

Are we sure that this isn't a Han Supremacy operation under false Islamic or White Supremacy flags ???

Straight out of Middle Kingdom ???

Posted by: 11B40 at May 23, 2019 03:26 PM (evgyj)

346 Someone needs to make the twitter parody account #JakeFapper.

Posted by: geewhiz at May 23, 2019 03:31 PM (G2Sbo)

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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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