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CBS News Readers Laugh At Milkshakes Being Thrown at Conservatives: "I'm Sure It Feels Great"

You know what else might feel great?

Throwing milkshakes at CBS personnel, both when they're doing live-shots and when they're just walking down the street on their own private time.

The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself.

The journalists at CBS This Morning on Tuesday laughed at a new trend by militant leftists: Dumping milkshakes on politicians they don’t like. Co-host Tony Dokoupil began with a whimsical recounting: "In the latest of a series of attacks on right-wing politicians, Brexit Party Leader Nigel Farage was doused with a milkshake yesterday. That was actually salted caramel if anyone is wondering."

This prompted laughter from Dokoupil's co-hosts. Continuing the jovial discussion of political violence, he added, "I'm sure it feels great. I'm sure people love the feeling. Pictures fly around the world."

After all but endorsing the attacks, they expressed the most picayune criticism of the topic possible: They were only able to rouse themselves to say that it's better to work for liberal political parties to vote conservatives out than to milkshake them.

The media in the UK is also actively encouraging this: and therefore also endorsing the extremist left's increasingly bold and violent attacks, as this twitter thread shows.

It starts with pelting people with offensive liquids, proceeds to tires-lashings, and ends with conservative politicians' homes being firebombed.

Yes, that happened. See the thread.

For people who bitch and complain when they're jeered at the opposite political party's campaign rallies, they sure take a more blithe attitude about conservatives being physically assaulted.

Well, like I said: We'll see how great it feels when the media starts getting pelted with some harmless, fun, happytime street justice.

More on this, including a beer company advocating hitting conservatives with bricks.

John Sexton at Hot Air notices the leftwing media defending and encouraging milkshaking.

The Guardian published an opinion piece titled "This Milkshake Spring isn't political violence -- it's political theatre."

It's time for Guardian reporters to face an impromptu drafting into their own political theater, then.

[quotations from the Guardian omitted]

In short: It works and they deserve it. The New Republic wrote a piece titled "Why Milkshaking Works" which serves as a kind of plea for understanding. Yes, it may be rude and it may even be assault but, on the bright side, it's humiliating!

...

Do you think tossing a milkshake on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Pete Buttigieg while they were out campaigning would be welcome or appreciated? I don't think so.

I guess we'll see. "Political theater" -- hey, all the world's a stage, right?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:52 PM




Comments

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1 I will have the Brick Flavored milk shake please....make that to go.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Z+IKu)

2 The new rules.

You will not like them.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (rw1l7)

3 Throw a milkshake at AOC's milkshakes.....see what happens.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

4

glad you brought this up

this really bugs me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

5 and yet trump killed those people in annapolis and khassohghiii!!!!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (JziUy)

6 th

Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (tB2Xv)

7 8th

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

8 It's a pity but the wretches are obviously not fit to live in a civilized society.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (xYwhN)

9 9th

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

10 I'd love to throw a rock hard frozen milkshake at their pompous shitty faces.

and use a slingshot to do it

or a funnellator

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

11 He saw milkshake on Farage's face and it just reminded him of so many good times on Fire Island..

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)

12 Milkshake assault for certain citizens is covered under the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (Gw09S)

13

Conservatives aren't violent.

They would have to be sneaky and hire Soros goons telling them the target is a Republican, *wink wink

Tell them to use Banana milkshakes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (vEIlU)

14 Does gasoline mixed with Styrofoam identify as a milkshake?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (wCmLp)

15 If you throw a milkshake at a black person, they'll call you racist.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)

16 They really have no idea because they are fucking stupid.

Posted by: nip at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (DfGpI)

17 "Political theater" -- hey, all the world's a stage, right?

Rush - Limelight

https://youtu.be/ZiRuj2_czzw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (t6MX/)

18 If you're going to throw a milkshake at AOC, toss in a burger patty and a box of fries too.

And do it in Boston. They'll shut down the city.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

19 What was Jo Cox's favorite milkshake flavor, again?

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Ws6iM)

20 After they get their asses kicked by someone they make sport of day in and day out, they truly are going to wonder "Whadda I say?"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Y4EXg)

21 Frozen milkshake delivered by potato gun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (+hmud)

22

I said earlier that they do not know what they are doing. Others didn't agree saying they knew exactly what they were saying and advocating.

I do not think they know how extreme this can erupt into, is what I meant. They would have that dumb look on their face wondering how it all happened.

Talking heads are dangerous because of their hyper partisanship and because they are not very bright. Toxic combo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (vEIlU)

23 I will not be throwing milkshakes if I'm forced to participate in this bullshit.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RU4sa)

24 ....and then, for no reason at all, Hitler gets elected

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (HGaOL)

25 It's a crime called assault, and punishable by throat punch.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (VpIIl)

26 And let's not forget upgrading to acid throwing too unless that'll be Moslem cultural appropriation.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (Dh1wo)

27 The media in the UK is also actively encouraging this: and therefore also endorsing the extremist left's increasingly bold and violent attacks, as this twitter thread shows.

It starts with pelting people with offensive liquids

+++

Using acid is a downright hoot!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (VtwaX)

28 New product idea: Milkshake hood ornaments!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (t6MX/)

29 Keep it up, MFM.

Keep it up.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (RU4sa)

30 What is it? My speech is hate but yours isn't?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (NVfrr)

31
Did they laugh when Dick Durbin Fanboi James Hodgkinson machine gunned Steve Scalise and GOP lawmakers?

Laugh-fucking-riot, that was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)

32 I think throwing milkshakes at members of the press would be funny, especially if you put them in the freezer for a couple of hours beforehand.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (YslsA)

33 There's a good frozen milkshake place by me. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

34 I advocate milkshake-gravelling: put some gravel in a milkshake. Toss it at a smug lefty. Fun for the whole family! Well, not the lefty's family, but who cares.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (RD7QR)

35
They talk about cages. They are the ones that need them. And drugs. Lots of drugs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (vEIlU)

36 Endorsed.

Buy milkshakes today. And wait.

Oh and buy ammo. Violence that isn't checked and checked hard tends to escalate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (xJa6I)

37 30 What is it? My speech is hate but yours isn't?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (NVfrr)


Our speech is violence. Their violence is speech.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

38 What is it? My speech is hate but yours isn't?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

--
No, its; My violence is speech, your speech is violence.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 04:59 PM (YslsA)

39 My milkshake brings Antifa to the yard
And they're like, fuck whiteys in charge
Damn right, fuck whiteys in charge
We can beat you, and you won't press charges

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)

40
Wait until they team up with the Muslims and throw acid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)

41 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.

Imagine that on your live shot.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

42 coulda been first!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (9dQxE)

43 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

The priest was quite clear it included abortion loving politicians as well as slimy, lying newsreaders.

Damn it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

44
"Milkshakes are for losers."

- - Rand Paul's neighbor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

45 Remember the quote from Larry Correia a couple months ago? The one about violence being an off / on switch for conservatives?

These people won't like it when the switch gets flipped.

Posted by: PabloD at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (F1m5e)

46
It's all fun and game until somebody puts a tire around your neck and sets fire to it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (TAmPV)

47 See, if some animals do this, it is funny, while if other animals do it, it is a felony.

Some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (YslsA)

48 Did they laugh when Dick Durbin Fanboi James Hodgkinson machine gunned Steve Scalise and GOP lawmakers?

Laugh-fucking-riot, that was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)


still shakes me to the core

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (vEIlU)

49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)

50 39 My milkshake brings Antifa to the yard
And they're like, fuck whiteys in charge
Damn right, fuck whiteys in charge
We can beat you, and you won't press charges
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)

I'll fap to it, but I like the original better

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (xJa6I)

51 41 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.

Imagine that on your live shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

Now THAT'S recycling!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (RD7QR)

52 JJ, if the guys want to contact you tomorrow, no waiting, how should I make that happen?

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (Ws6iM)

53 well you know blood libeling becomes all the rage again.

iam reminded of someone saying They'll by the rope to hang themselves with, as true today as it was then.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (r/xAU)

54 24 ....and then, for no reason at all, Hitler gets elected
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (HGaOL)


That happened in 2008 and 2012.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:02 PM (zBaqJ)

55 What happens when some marxist goon gets bullets thrown at him with a bullet thrower?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:02 PM (0Ntuf)

56

The media, the plastic overlords.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 05:02 PM (vEIlU)

57 52 JJ, if the guys want to contact you tomorrow, no waiting, how should I make that happen?
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (Ws6iM)


Hmm. Hang on a sec...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (zBaqJ)

58 The Left are always throwing something. Pies , eggs.

Now it's milk shakes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (e46OR)

59 How come nobody ever assaults me with a nice creamy milkshake from a tubular milkshake dispenser???

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)

60 I can do milkshakes. That sounds like a fun thing to do to you and since you consent game on.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (QPt0G)

61 Wait I thought we were the fascists? I thought we were the dangerous groups?

It's almost as if they don't even believe their own nonsense. Go figure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (cXV7n)

62 Day 15

All of Ace's Threads seem to involve high glycemic foodstuffs.

I fear this trend, if it continues, will become problematic.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 05:03 PM (Z3QcJ)

63 31
Did they laugh when Dick Durbin Fanboi James Hodgkinson machine gunned Steve Scalise and GOP lawmakers?

Laugh-fucking-riot, that was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (zBaqJ)

Yes JJ, they did. We just didn't catch them laughing on camera.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (xJa6I)

64 One would think that the FCC would be interested when a major network endorses assault and battery, which is what this is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (YslsA)

65 I just saw a super-lib YouTube show called the Majority Report talk about how great this milkshKo thing is. Sickening. https://youtu.be/Z8eqfoEYC6E

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (fz/cD)

66 It's like pieing a politician. It's meant to be intimidation. It says, I got this close, next time I might have a gun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (ZghNV)

67 "Do you think tossing a milkshake on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or Pete Buttigieg while they were out campaigning would be welcome or appreciated?"

We should find out...

Wouldn't it be nice if the rich donor class gave money to a fund that would take up the legal costs of conservatives who engage in 'political theater' instead of to the cuckshed or whatever?

A boy can dream

Posted by: DJ3Way at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (bhPL1)

68 43 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

Does that mean I have to jerk him off too?

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (0Ntuf)

69 Anything is fair game to get racist NAZIs out of power.

Posted by: No at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (0owkQ)

70
Trev:

Do you have an e-mail I can contact you at? Either that or post a contact here tomorrow morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

71 43 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

The priest was quite clear it included abortion loving politicians as well as slimy, lying newsreaders.

Damn it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)

This is true. Though technically it is the second of the two great commandments.

First love God, then love everyone because God loves everyone despite our general shittiness.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (xYwhN)

72 Further, I was (again) told in Confession this morning that the greatest commandment was to "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."

The priest was quite clear it included abortion loving politicians as well as slimy, lying newsreaders.

Damn it.
Posted by: Tonypete



Sorry God. I came up short again.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (VtwaX)

73 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.
Imagine that on your live shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

Now that is a vagrant who adapted and overcame and put his waste to good use.

Ahead of his time, he was.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 05:04 PM (Z+IKu)

74 All of Ace's Threads seem to involve high glycemic foodstuffs.

I fear this trend, if it continues, will become problematic.
Posted by: garrett

----

Thrive Market has almost all of your low carb needs.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (Y4EXg)

75 >>There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.


I'd buy that for a Dollar!

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

76 speaking of milkshakes, has ace eaten yet?

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU)

77 49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)


Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

78 77 49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)

Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

A prophet is never respected in his own home and time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xJa6I)

79 We need common sense milkshake control, especially when they have high capacity straws.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

80 >>There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.


Got his business card?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

81 Technically speaking, preventing someone from sinning, especially in regards to grievous sins, is loving. Even when that involves not being nice. Or the opposite of nice.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (xYwhN)

82 LA's mayor is trying to solve the poop and hep c problem by travelling the states

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (NVfrr)

83 IIRC, the British Far Right has some rather nasty fellows in their ranks too. I'm sure that Tory "that's not who we are" lectures will hold them back when they decide to retaliate.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (0Ntuf)

84 79 We need common sense milkshake control, especially when they have high capacity straws.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)


Didn't they ban straws in CA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

85 When and whom on our side will launch "The shake heard 'round the world?" Can't come soon enough for me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (eVYQ6)

86 76 speaking of milkshakes, has ace eaten yet?
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU)

Nope, apparently still 5 or 6 days. See previous thread.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

87 82 LA's mayor is trying to solve the poop and hep c problem by travelling the states
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (NVfrr)


See the Morning Report for their latest craze: typhus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)

88 Never brings a milkshake to a brick fight. And Pikachu knows Brick Break!

Posted by: Untouchables Pikachu at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (WF/Ww)

89 Are these nasty people throwing the entire 1lb milkshake in its cup or throwing the liquid from the cup? Because it matters. One is a rock/brick equivalent and the other an acid equivalent.

Ugly and nasty people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (MIKMs)

90 Milk shake with acid would be awesome.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (DfGpI)

91 my local newspaper a few weeks ago had a naming contest for a goose that took up residence and laid eggs somewhere downtown. they had this on the front page. at first I was like ok this is stupid but then I figured why the hell not have something like this on the front page, it's either that or inciting some political violence so then I realized the brilliance of it all. also my suggestion for the name was Goosey The Honky McGooseFace. It wasn't selected as the winner. oh well.

Posted by: Jay in CDA at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (C6EDg)

92 We can easily go back to 15th Century Italy, where no politician or ruler ever set foot in public unless they were surrounded with a screen of 20 or 30 heavily armed tough guys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)

93 someguy, decent point, but it depends who is following what g-d what sin is.

if you are the g-d of Me, me me, well..

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (r/xAU)

94 Does gasoline mixed with Styrofoam identify as a milkshake?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (wCmLp)
..........

A gopher milkshake!

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

95 JJ:

Mark Andrew Edwards or hogmartin both have my info. I'm sure either would be good to help you out.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (Ws6iM)

96 Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

Yep.

A prophet, he was.

God bless him. Where ever he is.

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (OE84+)

97 WaPo today endorsed "holding individual voters accountable" for their Republican votes. Get in their faces, the WaPo says. Make MAGA hats the modern-era KKK hood.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5o4ssxg

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (LISuA)

98 Ahoy! Be sure to visit the website to read our latest insightful post: Why By Taking A Milkshake In The Face, Conservatism Effectively Advances Conservative Values

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (4knXT)

99 TOUCHABLE

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (ZghNV)

100 The Left are always throwing something. Pies , eggs.

Now it's milk shakes.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


I will return with lead and copper.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (VtwaX)

101 We need common sense milkshake control, especially when they have high capacity straws.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)


Didn't they ban straws in CA?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)

Include Hi-Strength styrofoam cups.

Posted by: golfman at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (OE84+)

102 Otherwise, I'll post something in the morning report if you can delete the post after.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (Ws6iM)

103 We're close to finding out if the Discount Sturmabteilung [the "press" and their racist-authoritarian political wing] in the UK will be getting an electoral smack-down as part of the answer to this vile thuggery.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (QDnY+)

104 73 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.
Imagine that on your live shot.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

That's the kind of guy you should cozy up to, make friends with, and then offer him a great big whopping dose of Fentanyl.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

105 Face it, some conservatives deserve a milkshake in the face.

Posted by: Mittens H. Romney, Severe Conservative at May 22, 2019 05:09 PM (4knXT)

106 Honestly, if conservatives were saying we should throw milkshakes at Democrats, I'd say that's bullshit and they need to knock it off. I'd even say they deserve legal punishment.

This isn't even an emotional, social issue. It's basically a trade agreement with Europe and you're advocating a form of violence over your disagreement.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (UfkIY)

107 Niki Lauda est mort.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (IFKOp)

108 46
It's all fun and game until somebody puts a tire around your neck and sets fire to it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (TAmPV)


I won't say "probable", but it seems to be getting closer to "possible".

The Democrat cheap scam today that they pulled on PDT is proof of my statement. No facts, nothing, yet they try to intimidate him.

OK, maybe I was a bit hasty on that initial evaluation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (sy5kK)

109 The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself.

So far, no one has chased a fascist Democrat from the Red Hen, or burned their limousine in DC. No one has assaulted Demofascists, voters or politicians. So maybe not; perhaps these scumbags rightfully think they can count on the civil behavior of the right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (LISuA)

110 Based on past experience with college cafeteria food fights: Ice Cream Cones (the traditional "cake" cones, not the pointy sugar cones) are fantastic in this role. Easy to throw accurately and from a good distance, especially if they are well packed with soft serve ice cream up up to the level of the top.

Posted by: DannyG at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (yuYaD)

111 I'm going to have to figure out how to keep the milkshakes from melting while I hunt the clowns.

Milkshakes are best served cold.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (QPt0G)

112 "The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself."

Now now, this is not the hill to die on.

We'll tell you when we get there.

Stop asking.

Posted by: GOP at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (FPrx1)

113 As long as they aren't govt milkshakes, it's cool right National Review?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (FiUMj)

114 95 JJ:

Mark Andrew Edwards or hogmartin both have my info. I'm sure either would be good to help you out.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (Ws6iM)

Can confirm.

Feel free to use me as a moron cut out, JJ. I'm already out there, swinging in the breeze

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (xJa6I)

115 Great, with the Chik-Fil-A thread and now milkshakes, I starving like Ace.

Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (88xKn)

116 This isn't even an emotional, social issue. It's basically a trade agreement with Europe and you're advocating a form of violence over your disagreement.

Posted by: Blago

--

When they get to substantial issues, the press will be advocating for political assassinations.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (YslsA)

117 Time to start tweeting #LearnToDodgeMilkshakes to leading media figures.

If only I hadn't been banned from twitter for my last escapade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (3hr5B)

118 I see the cops were their usual useless selves in that melee

The police in the UK will let folks know that they've removed dangerous screwdrivers and pliers from the street. They're also ultra vigilant should someone "like" a "hateful" Tweet or Facebook post

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (0Ntuf)

119 economically speaking, a 9mm round is a lot less expensive than even a cheap milkshake.


we are talking economics, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)

120 >>>98 Ahoy! Be sure to visit the website to read our latest insightful post: Why By Taking A Milkshake In The Face, Conservatism Effectively Advances Conservative Values
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 22, 2019 05:08 PM (4knXT)
_______
And be sure to read my op-ed on why the milkshake's lactose is indictive of Trump's White Supremacistism!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro - fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (WF/Ww)

121 Helloooooo nurse!

10 I'd love to throw a rock hard frozen milkshake at their pompous shitty faces.

and use a slingshot to do it

or a funnellator
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

Putting the "fun" in funnellator?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

122 It's basically a trade agreement with Europe and you're advocating a form of violence over your disagreement.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (UfkIY)

It's the usual Germanic supremacy backed by brownshirts in antifa garb. Of course they will use any means necessary.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (Ws6iM)

123 There was a vagrant around here years ago who would poop in a plastic grocery bag and beat people with it.

So that's why San Francisco banned plastic bags!

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (pPNCa)

124 When you have a city big enough to have 50,000 homeless people, you have a problem

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:12 PM (NVfrr)

125 Gotta wonder if a milkshake thrower gets the living piss beaten out of him whether that would be political violence.

Posted by: spongeworthy at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (35Slc)

126 Don't waste your milkshake on progtards.

Fill the empty cup with cool refreshing water. Cool in freezer overnight. Launch refreshing cup of chunky water at prog with funnelater.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (1g7ch)

127 107 Niki Lauda est mort.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (IFKOp)

With a name like Niki, I was picturing someone more....womanly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (xJa6I)

128 Surely a guy who ate a dog deserves a milkshake in the face.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (QPt0G)

129 Make Necklacing Great Again

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (RKQ/v)

130 Estee Lauder is dead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (4knXT)

131 Black Cow milkshakes from Arby's were great.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (/ZYFC)

132 "The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself."
---
But THEY don't agree with that. They're totalitarian fascists, and they view such sentiments as weakness.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (hjaPQ)

133 Obama Rules: they bring a knife, you bring a gun.


they bring a milkshake ... you bring a knife, and a gun.


let's bring back "the knock out game", even more political theater ... when the knocked out reporter gets up, I'm sure they'll have a good laugh about it.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (Cus5s)

134 83 IIRC, the British Far Right has some rather nasty fellows in their ranks too. I'm sure that Tory "that's not who we are" lectures will hold them back when they decide to retaliate.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 05:06 PM (0Ntuf)

Would soccer hooligans be of the far right, or would they be Labor supporters?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (JgA4k)

135 sow the milkshake
reap the brickbat

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (nFwvY)

136 Black Cow milkshakes from Arby's were great.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (/ZYFC)



Good muzzle velocity then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (4knXT)

137 92 We can easily go back to 15th Century Italy, where no politician or ruler ever set foot in public unless they were surrounded with a screen of 20 or 30 heavily armed tough guys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)

We're pretty much already there.

You never see local Dems without muscle, in uniform or out, in public.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

138 Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (LISuA)

Those roles for civil conduct related to assault only apply to conservatives that attempt milkshaking!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (3hr5B)

139
They shoot conservatives, don't they?

Posted by: Horace McCoy at May 22, 2019 05:15 PM (LilNs)

140 Trump said pussy.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 22% More Truthy Goodness at May 22, 2019 05:15 PM (4knXT)

141 I ultimately ends in Soweto Necklaces... Same a it ever was.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 05:15 PM (2sCft)

142 I was just looking at the F'reel machine this afternoon...

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:15 PM (gPZ9i)

143 #123 since that plastic bag ban worked so well you would think that San Francisco will just ban shitting on sidewalks.

Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (QPt0G)

144 You never see local Dems without muscle, in uniform or out, in public.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

Twenty guys can stop an unarmed mob.

They might be able to stake out an area to stop a sniper.

They can't stop a Jack Ruby.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (Ws6iM)

145 Ace sounds like he is all outta bubble gum.. getting a might testy even. Probably because he's hungry. Are we gonna hafta bail our mighty leader outta jail?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (myjNJ)

146 Just read the indictment in the federal criminal case against CPL Avenatti. That guy is a real POS. Has he ever had a client that he hasn't lied to and stolen from?

In this case, Stormy got an $800,000 contract to write a book about her supposed sex with Trump. Contract was supposed to be paid in several installments. After the first payment went directly to her, Avenatti forged her signature on a letter that he sent to the publisher, which directed the publisher to make subsequent payments to an Avenatti client trust account. Then CPL uses Stormy's money to pay his law firm payroll, his coffee restaurant payroll, pay for his Ferrari rental, give "advances" to other clients he's stealing from, pay his hookers, etc.

Stormy keeps asking him where is her book money, and he tells her the publisher is stalling, isn't happy with her book sales, wants her to do more t.v. promos, etc., and he's working on making them pay (because he's such a diligent and ethical lawyer). He managed to keep the scam going for months until Stormy got frustrated and spoke directly to the publishing agent, who told her all the payments had been made, and some even made early (at Avenatti's request).

Complaint says that Avenatti stole about $300,000 of Stormy's money, and has paid back less than half. I wonder which one of his other clients he stole from in order to pay her back?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (k4dH2)

147 Burger King in Scotland was happy to tweet out that they were still serving milkshakes, with the unstated message that milkshaking the Leave Politicians was cool.

If they try that here, as a protest you should not ever throw a milkshake at the poor BK employee. Do NOT throw it at the employee. Or even the manager.

However if a milkshake get splattered across the sandwich prep table, they will need to stop and clean the entire table, and throw all the condiments out. Effectively you have shut down the restaurant for fifteen minutes to a half hour.

And yes they will call the cops, and yes you will be on camera too. Expect to go to jail.


Just saying.

Posted by: You will still probably go to jail anyway at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (EK+Pw)

148 Very well then...

I guess we should all go to Chick Fil and get us some HATE SHAKES to pelt lefties with.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (NgKpN)

149 Would soccer hooligans be of the far right, or would they be Labor supporters?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (JgA4k)

They would be what offered the best target of opportunity. Much like the street gangs here.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (e46OR)

150 Lot's of "it's just a milkshake, lighten up" in the UK at the moment.

It's really bad stuff, but even some dim-witted Tory wets (lookup Johnny Mercer MP) think it's a real hoot when directed at say UKIP's Tommy Robinson.

But you don't even really need to get into slippery slope projections about any worse sort of attack down the pike because just the milkshake stuff alone is an act of physical intimidation ... might not result in enormous physical harm, but the point remains physically intimidation of your political opponents.

"Fascist" gets thrown around too much, but using physical violence tactics against your political opponents would seem to check some pretty critical boxes in the Fascist style guide.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (hdzef)

151 >>>113 As long as they aren't govt milkshakes, it's cool right National Review?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (FiUMj)

__________

Read my new article - "The Conservative Case for privately funded violence!" to learn how to feel superior to dirty Trumpists as you and your family slowly bleed to death on a sidewalk!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Cuckshed Column at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (WF/Ww)

152 #123 since that plastic bag ban worked so well you would think that San Francisco will just ban shitting on sidewalks.


The problem is, supermarkets aren't the ones shitting on the sidewalks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (4knXT)

153 77 49 These assholes are target #1 when this all goes down.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (+hmud)

Pretty much what D-Lamp was saying all along.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 05:05 PM (xjiRE)

*pours one out on the ground for D-Lamp*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

154 109 The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself.

So far, no one has chased a fascist Democrat from the Red Hen, or burned their limousine in DC. No one has assaulted Demofascists, voters or politicians. So maybe not; perhaps these scumbags rightfully think they can count on the civil behavior of the right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (LISuA)

There's something they don't understand about serious people who live by rules. (Scogg and I used to have this argument, he never got it either) When rules are in place, you live by the rules as long as you possibly can, because you know the consequence of Living Without Rules.

But when it becomes clear that all rules are finally gone, (and not until that point), then you recognize that they are gone, and you do what you need to do with No Rules, in as organized and focused a fashion is possible.

I suspect the John Wick franchise is popular because it's protagonist is an organized, serious man who does what he needs to do with No Rules, except for his own. If the Left truly ends all rules - they will face 100,000 John Wick's coming after them, their friends, and their families.

No one wants that - especially not the people who Live by Rules. But sometimes in life things happen that we don't want.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

155 Would soccer hooligans be of the far right, or would they be Labor supporters?
Posted by: Northern Lurker


They be pussies.

I expected to hear from them when the muzzies got uppity. Crickets.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (VtwaX)

156 Could you actually hit Ana Navarro with a milkshake or would she power inhale it before it actually hit her?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (JgA4k)

157 BREAKING: A new symposium was just added to CuckCruise 2018....

THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR POLITICAL VIOLENCE AGAINST CONSERVATIVES

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (FiUMj)

158 Complaint says that Avenatti stole about $300,000 of Stormy's money


You would think that one whore would recognize another.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (ZghNV)

159 Trump's Divided America: When Conservatives Speak, and Liberals Attack Them, Nobody Is Right

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (QnDgl)

160 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Posted by: David French, Closetcase at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (TpMXn)

161 I am not legally a midget!

Posted by: Tommy Robinson at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (WF/Ww)

162 Another Obama hack in black green lights congressional fishing expeditions. Banks must comply with subpoenas.

Posted by: Cat ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (dNzKv)

163 Are fubol hooligans still a thing? I think that shit went away 15-20 years ago.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (FiUMj)

164 *** makes OK sign ****

*** makes thumbs up sign ***

*** blows bubbles ***

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (UdKB7)

165 They are not going to like the new rules. Any new rule should be applied full force back in their face. Until they cry uncle. War.

Posted by: CNN at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (0OmEj)

166 Trivial, it seemsto be his shtick, he finds disreputable clients, like the mentally ill criminal guy jumping from a window and stormy, they usually don't have the assets to fight back. I bet this has been his deal as an atty to keep his lifestyle for years.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (r/xAU)

167 You couldn't even criticize any of Obama's policies without being called a racist. Can you imagine how they would have reacted to a milkshake in the face?

But, different rules.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (SJiiM)

168 People who know they are winning don't have to resort to violence

The left--in their guts--know they are losing

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (k81AA)

169 158 Complaint says that Avenatti stole about $300,000 of Stormy's money


You would think that one whore would recognize another.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (ZghNV)

Let's just say that the number of women in sex work who have good judgement and are good with money can be counted on one hand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

170 Is that why Jesus said, sell your cloak and buy a sword?


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6gojscw

Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (GJkKh)

171 127 107 Niki Lauda est mort.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 05:10 PM (IFKOp)

With a name like Niki, I was picturing someone more....womanly.


Guy nearly roasted alive in a race car, skin burned off most of his upper body, came back and drove a month and a half later. Won world titles, ran an airline, tutored other F1 drivers.

The Ferret is gone. He was one of the greats.

Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (8erNz)

172 The left--in their guts--know they are losing


But yet, they just can't stop.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (gPZ9i)

173 This week at the Cuckshed:

The New Left's Freikorps: Brilliant Political Innovation or Hopeful Sign of A Vibrant Political Culture?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (4knXT)

174 Welp, I don't advocate this at all.

However,

if one wished to demonstrate in a concrete way to the progtards/MSM just exactly where their loose-goosey fondness for political violence leads-

without actually hurting them, just humiliating them-

then this milk shaking routine is just the thing.

Since CBS thinks this is so-o-o-o-o-o funny and whimsical, any of their employees anywhere would seem to be a fair target.

Theoretically, speaking that is.

And what a good, jolly laugh we all could have, theoretically speaking if CBS employees, especially the on-air talent were milkshaked multiple times over the next few weeks. Especially. during live broadcasts!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes, we could all come together by demonstrating that we too can accept and adopt progressive values.

Theoretically, speaking, of course.

But, it's just a beautiful, beautiful dream.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (9X624)

175 Could you actually hit Ana Navarro with a milkshake or would she power inhale it before it actually hit her?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (JgA4k)

It would look like Popeye eating spinach out of the can--whoosh! Gulp.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (NFEMn)

176 163 Are fubol hooligans still a thing? I think that shit went away 15-20 years ago.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 05:18 PM (FiUMj)

I think some of the leaders have gone to jail often enough to dampen their enthusiasm for punch ups.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (JgA4k)

177 Those new Sulfuric Hate Shakes from Booger King ought to be a big hit.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (UdKB7)

178 I do not like people wasting milkshakes.

At all.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (MVjcR)

179 think it's related?

BREAKING: Islamic Man Arrested For Threats To Blow Up Trump Tower, Israeli Embassy, DOJ Says

yeah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

180 156
Could you actually hit Ana Navarro with a milkshake or would she power inhale it before it actually hit her?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (JgA4k)

It would infuse into her pores.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)

181 Hey, Whoa Fat, when he's right he's right!

North Korea issues a list of criticisms against former VP Joe Biden, calling the presidential candidate "a low IQ idiot" and saying his "candidacy should not carry high expectations"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

182 I almost got took in once when I asked the OC Sheriffs why they were wearing combat camouflage? And I'm a veteran. South Orange County, really?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (NVfrr)

183 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Kpl3J)

Well said, Tom.

Everyone has a line.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (xJa6I)

184 Milkshakes: Dessert or instrument of justice? I love fattening beverages as much as I hate Trump. I'm betwixt and between.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (QnDgl)

185 148 Very well then...

I guess we should all go to Chick Fil and get us some HATE SHAKES to pelt lefties with.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (NgKpN)



I would NEVER waste such a fine food item on a Leftie.

They simply aren't worth it.

Now, maybe an hour or two after I'm done with the shake, and nature calls...............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)

186 At this point retaliation in kind is not only justified but necessary.

Posted by: David Gillies at May 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Jipp3)

187 Time to switch to acid?

Asking for a friend. It's all the rage.

I denounce myself. But rules 'n shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2019 05:22 PM (3H9h1)

188 Let's just say that the number of women in sex work who have good judgement and are good with money can be counted on one hand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

Be fair. It was only recently that Saul Goodman, Esq, condemned Avenatti's "rather open" breach of legal ethics.

Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Ws6iM)

189 And drugs. Lots of drugs.
====

Save some for me!

Posted by: Hunter and other assorted Bidens at May 22, 2019 05:22 PM (JcXHH)

190 182 I almost got took in once when I asked the OC Sheriffs why they were wearing combat camouflage? And I'm a veteran. South Orange County, really?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:21 PM (NVfrr)

Asking questions is obstruction. Keep your eyes lowered and mouth shut before your masters.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

191 BREAKING: Islamic Man Arrested For Threats To Blow Up Trump Tower, Israeli Embassy, DOJ Says

Next week at The Cuckshed:

The Conservative Case For Murdering Hundreds of Innocent People To Make A Political Point

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4knXT)

192 But right of center does not fight fire with fire.
Which is why they are so frequently attacked.
There is no cost to the left.

Wake me up when the right is ready to fight.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at May 22, 2019 05:23 PM (BEjc7)

193 Hey, Whoa Fat, when he's right he's right!

North Korea issues a list of criticisms against former VP Joe Biden, calling the presidential candidate "a low IQ idiot" and saying his "candidacy should not carry high expectations"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Dayum. When a commie loses the NoRKs....

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (VtwaX)

194 sock fail.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (0OmEj)

195 so what to think the punishment would be in the US for milkshaking a cbs morning person? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (r+sAi)

196 Mark, their judgement usually comes from the ability to find the funds for their personal picadillo's nothing more.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (r/xAU)

197 Guy nearly roasted alive in a race car, skin burned off most of his upper body, came back and drove a month and a half later. Won world titles, ran an airline, tutored other F1 drivers.

The Ferret is gone. He was one of the greats.


And if you haven't seen the movie 'Rush', please do.


Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2019 05:25 PM (8erNz)

198 People who know they are winning don't have to resort to violence

The left--in their guts--know they are losing
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (k81AA)


But that doesn't mean they won't seize power - and keep it -- any way they can.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:25 PM (SJiiM)

199 Wake me up when the right is ready to fight.

:::shakes Robin:::

Hey, we're ready, I think all we really need is the catalyst.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:25 PM (gPZ9i)

200 North Korea issues a list of criticisms against former VP Joe Biden, calling the presidential candidate "a low IQ idiot" and saying his "candidacy should not carry high expectations"
=====

Of course this will be spun as "North Korea FEARS Joe Biden."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:25 PM (JcXHH)

201 they think milkshakes are fun? we should up the game to dr. pepper, that stuff is just awful

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r/xAU)

202 It's just ice cream.

Posted by: ThePenguinJoke at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

203 we should up the game to dr. pepper


Don't open the can.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (ZghNV)

204 Do you think tossing a milkshake on .... Pete
Buttigieg while they were out campaigning would be welcome or
appreciated?
----
Vanilla, but it wouldn't be really funny until the memes started

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (kOpft)

205 203 we should up the game to dr. pepper


Don't open the can.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (ZghNV)

And freeze first.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

206 :shakes Robin:::

Hey, we're ready, I think all we really need is the catalyst.
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:25 PM (gPZ9i)

everyday I think we are one nut from things going nuclear.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r/xAU)

207 144 You never see local Dems without muscle, in uniform or out, in public.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

Twenty guys can stop an unarmed mob.

They might be able to stake out an area to stop a sniper.

They can't stop a Jack Ruby.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (Ws6iM)

True.

But it makes milkshaking harder to pull off.

Again, it comes down to who and when you're willing to go to jail to make a point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (xJa6I)

208 the left has no shortage of degenerates to assault good people ... and they would love another 30 million illegals from the third world to help their cause.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (Cus5s)

209 Looks like Creepy Joe won't be sniffing Whoa Fat's hair.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (JgA4k)

210 Grump, implied, but I am a good girl and wasn't going to say it.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (r/xAU)

211 Hi Insom!

Car fire outside the building is out.

Too bad it wasn't a dumpster fire. In the halls of Congress. Outside Nanzi's office.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

212 195 so what to think the punishment would be in the US for milkshaking a cbs morning person? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (r+sAi)


Charged with assault.

Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (GJkKh)

213 When it happens, I propose the Trumpist shock troops be called the Geldhelm. Bright yellow helmets, safety orange Adibas tracksuits and balaclavas, with patent leather combat boots. Yuge, three-foot riot batons in gold krylon.

Classy. Luxurious. MAGA Country's Finest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (QnDgl)

214 Who remembers Foster Freeze?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (NVfrr)

215 I wouldn't care if it was water. It's Assault...that simple. Prosecution.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (CDGwz)

216 196 Mark, their judgement usually comes from the ability to find the funds for their personal picadillo's nothing more.
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (r/xAU)

Sometimes that is very true, Willow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

217 so what to think the punishment would be in the US for milkshaking a cbs morning person? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 05:24 PM (r+sAi)


Well, probably the same in NYC as it is in Houston or any other US city..

CBS is a big company with lots and lots of local media outlets.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (9X624)

218 211 Hi Insom!

Car fire outside the building is out.

Too bad it wasn't a dumpster fire. In the halls of Congress. Outside Nanzi's office.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

Thank goodness for that. There's always a dumpster fire in the halls of Congress. Well, metaphorically at least.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

219 It comes from Higher Ed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (oVJmc)

220
Who remembers Foster Freeze?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:28 PM (NVfrr)

My first job was at a Foster Freeze.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:29 PM (TAmPV)

221 look, all my life I've been the mellowest, hippiest conservative you would see walk this earth, but now i'm cussing and sick of watching innocent people be spit on , again and again.

if this could happen to me, I worry about the rest ofyou.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 05:29 PM (r/xAU)

222 We could all advocate violence and then say I was just kidding or imagining like the left does when somebody actually does it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 05:29 PM (r+sAi)

223 If anyone is batsh*t crazy enough to behave in such a sociopathic manner as to throw liquids in peoples faces simply for disagreeing with someone they don't know and have never met before, one has to assume they had also reached the mental level to load it up with caustic acids beforehand and the violent nutjobs should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 05:29 PM (EOEiY)

224 Did whoever assaulted Farage get arrested or was it all one big jolly laugh by the authorities?

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2019 05:30 PM (oiNtH)

225 198 People who know they are winning don't have to resort to violence

The left--in their guts--know they are losing
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (k81AA)


But that doesn't mean they won't seize power - and keep it -- any way they can.
Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:25 PM (SJiiM)



wounded, cornered animals are the most dangerous.

yes, I just called the Left animals. prove otherwise.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:30 PM (sy5kK)

226 Wasn't there a news vermin who laughed at Rand Paul being attacked?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:30 PM (JgA4k)

227 The CBS guy in this story is married to Katy Tur. Maybe that's punishment enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:30 PM (LISuA)

228 When that hurricane, Sandy? I didn't pray for it but I looked up a couple of times and questioned,
right up the Potomac?

Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 05:30 PM (GJkKh)

229 205 203 we should up the game to dr. pepper


Don't open the can.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (ZghNV)

And freeze first.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

In a potato gun

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (1g7ch)

230 207 144 You never see local Dems without muscle, in uniform or out, in public.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

Twenty guys can stop an unarmed mob.

They might be able to stake out an area to stop a sniper.

They can't stop a Jack Ruby.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 05:16 PM (Ws6iM)

True.

But it makes milkshaking harder to pull off.

Again, it comes down to who and when you're willing to go to jail to make a point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:27 PM (xJa6I)



A super-soaker filled with shake would get around that problem theoretically speaking.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (9X624)

231 Let me get this straight: The same people that are paranoid about gluten, lactose and other normal parts of food are now throwing dairy products at other people?

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (XKZwp)

232 I think we should toss urine and feces at Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsome, and London Breed.

And then give them a few pricks with a used needle we pick up off the ground.

The hilarity - it ensues!!

Posted by: kathysaysso in Bay Area at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (vkS2Z)

233 look, all my life I've been the mellowest, hippiest conservative you would see
=====

I can attest to this.

Posted by: Pot at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (JcXHH)

234
I think the Left is trying desperately to provoke someone on the right to violence. They *need* another Charlottesville type of incident before the election.

I hope no one gives it to them. Their tactics might be infuriating to us, but they aren't good for their side.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (SJiiM)

235 I would guess first time assault for a conservative to be more severe than for some college lefty asshat. Those bastards get all the breaks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (r+sAi)

236 Foster Freeze had the best rolled tacos with green sauce ever

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (NVfrr)

237 Hmmmmm.... Let's say its a first offense, misdemeanor assault, be sure to do it on camera, stick with the excuse of "the media said it was ok to do it" all while camera-hogging the hell out of it and my guess is you get famous and a fine under $100.
The second person to do it though.. IDK

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:32 PM (gPZ9i)

238 As aggravating as this fad is, I get the feeling that we are turning a corner for the better. Here and in Britain.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 05:32 PM (FCO1j)

239 BREAKING NEWS

Facebook and Twitter just banned CBS and The Guardian for violating their Terms of Agreement, whjich expressly forbid encouraging political violence.

...





Just kidding. They weren't banned at all.

I was just hallucinating for a moment that I still lived in Sanityland, instead of Insanityland, our new permanent home.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2019 05:32 PM (5tb4C)

240 As long as we have Trump, I think we have alternatives to violence.

First three boxes and all that.

It's what comes after him that I worry about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:32 PM (xJa6I)

241 Wasn't there a Monty Python movie about the knights what hit you with a frozen dairy product?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:32 PM (JgA4k)

242 yes, I just called the Left animals. prove otherwise.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Hey, now that is hitting below the pelt!

Posted by: Animals Local 301 at May 22, 2019 05:33 PM (oiNtH)

243 My name is
Shake zula
Tha mic rula
The old schoolah
You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

244 And of course, Progda never ever mentions that there are laws against battery. Can't have the proles thinking that there may be some legal repercussions against concussions.

And heaven fucking forfend that some chief of police get in front of a camera to say his city will prosecute the perpetrators to the fullest extent of the law. Can't have that either. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:33 PM (HaL55)

245 I hope no one gives it to them. Their tactics might be infuriating to us, but they aren't good for their side.
---
And the evidence that they're paying a price is what, all the seats of congress they picked up in the last cycle?

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (kOpft)

246 Certainly the prim and proper, saintly* Kate Middleton has emphatically condemned these unwarranted and arbitrary attacks against the citizenry??

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (kD8Fh)

247 234
I think the Left is trying desperately to provoke someone on the right to violence. They *need* another Charlottesville type of incident before the election.

I hope no one gives it to them. Their tactics might be infuriating to us, but they aren't good for their side.
Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:31 PM (SJiiM)

Right? That's why I'm waiting until December of 2020 to drive my rented U-Haul down the sidewalks of San Francisco at 80 mph!

Posted by: kathysaysso in Bay Area at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (vkS2Z)

248 182 I almost got took in once when I asked the OC Sheriffs why they were wearing combat camouflage? And I'm a veteran. South Orange County, really?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

probably the same type who ask me if I have any home loans with zero down payment for police and firefighters and I reply yes, if you are a veteran of the armed forces.

Posted by: Tacticool Joe at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

249 Sigh. Trying to stick to shitposting.

That said, the Horde knows my policy on proportionate retribution.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (AM1GF)

250 Mu milkshake brings all the guns to the yard.

Toss one -- and I'l shoot you dead.

Toss one -- and I'l shoot you dead.

My milkshake brings all the guns to the yard.

My milkshake. My milkshake.

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2019 05:35 PM (5tb4C)

251 Anyway, WA State morons, if you plan on owning guns...buy handguns before June 1st, rifles before July 1st.

After that, local PD will do background checks instead of gun shops and they can take up to 10 business days to do it.

Let he who is without a gun, use his credit card and buy one.

And ammo.

And come shooting with us on Saturdays. It's fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:35 PM (xJa6I)

252 Now that the SPLC has been largely discredited, even by the Left, who will the MSM turn to for a veneer of civility and credibility when the MSM lies through its collective teeth?

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:35 PM (Pqytn)

253 If anyone is batsh*t crazy enough to behave in such a sociopathic manner as to throw liquids in peoples faces simply for disagreeing with someone they don't know and have never met before, one has to assume they had also reached the mental level to load it up with caustic acids beforehand and the violent nutjobs should be treated accordingly.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 05:29 PM (EOEiY)



That's the problem, right?

If the authorities are treating it all like a big, jolly joke and not prosecuting to the max,

they are not only asking for more milk shaking, they're practically begging for escalation for the nutso milkshakes throwers.

At that point, self-defense in the form of shooting an approaching milkshakes makes perfect sense.

Some people will be shot if this continues. Bank on it.



Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:35 PM (9X624)

254 They bring milkshakes, we'll bring Blizzards.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:35 PM (JgA4k)

255 Mu = My

Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (5tb4C)

256 probably the same type who ask me if I have any home loans with zero down payment for police and firefighters and I reply yes, if you are a veteran of the armed forces.
Posted by: Tacticool Joe at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)


They may qualify for a zero down FHA loan on a repo in Cracktown.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (1g7ch)

257 So if I load the trebuchet with a hundred shakes, I'll have to freeze them first.
Then...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (0tfLf)

258 Milkshake the journalists that think it's funny.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (9hauA)

259 I wouldn't actually do it, but my guess is that it won't stop in the UK until a lefty gets rocky roaded in the face. And I think the lefties will continue to escalate as Ace mentioned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (r+sAi)

260 243 My name is
Shake zula
Tha mic rula
The old schoolah
You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

Cuz we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say 'Ho', make the girlies wanna scream...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (xJa6I)

261 Trust me, there will be no retribution.

Posted by: Roper at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (N4a/n)

262 If I were a politician at this point , I would publicly dare someone to attempt to throw a milk shake on me and tell them specifically what the consequences will be . It won't be arrest.

But of course no politician will do that because then they might have to put their money where their mouth is and threaten their ambitions. The line to cross keeps getting moved so no one has to feel forced to do anything,

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (e46OR)

263 They bring milkshakes, we'll bring Blizzards.


It's the Chicago DQ way...

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (gPZ9i)

264 232 I think we should toss urine and feces at Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsome, and London Breed.

And then give them a few pricks with a used needle we pick up off the ground.


A lot easier than volunteering at your local Republican office and being a sleeper cell.

Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (GJkKh)

265 Want a really good laugh?

Rahm "Ballerina School Dropout" Emanuel has a new job as a "contributing editor"for the Atlantic!!

https://tinyurl.com/y6afmb9x

That gig probably pays less than being mayor of Chicago.

He's become downwardly mobile.

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EMi53)

266 168 People who know they are winning don't have to resort to violence

The left--in their guts--know they are losing
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 22, 2019 05:19 PM (k81AA)

Wish I could agree but I think they know we're on the run and that this is the pursuit phase for them. And if we're both wrong it will get messy.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)

267 I phrased that poorly, btw. There's no such thing as caustic acid so far as I know. But you get the point, racists.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EOEiY)

268 Is it just me or has Drudge become a trash heap of shit. You can't click on anything without the link wanting your first born.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EVJ0V)

269 So glad Harriet Tubman was pulled off the $20 bill.

This woman was not even a fart in the wind in terms of historical importance.

They won't stop until EVERY white male is off the money and erased from history.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (UfkIY)

270 251 Anyway, WA State morons, if you plan on owning guns...buy handguns before June 1st, rifles before July 1st.

After that, local PD will do background checks instead of gun shops and they can take up to 10 business days to do it.

Let he who is without a gun, use his credit card and buy one.

And ammo.

And come shooting with us on Saturdays. It's fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:35 PM (xJa6I)

Mark, I actually have been meaning to ask you about this. Hubs and I are good as far as handguns go, but do you have any suggestions on a good rifle for a beginner (namely me)?

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (Ez6QX)

271 People who know they are winning don't have to resort to violence

--

Except for people who just enjoy violence, which is probably a big part of the problem.

Punch a nazi, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (EOEiY)

272 Not much There Will Be Blood snark.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (e46OR)

273 A milkshake that's been sitting in the Sun for 3 days would make quite an impression on a giggly news reader.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (UdKB7)

274
I wouldn't care if it was water. It's Assault...that simple. Prosecution.


...with a deadly weapon. It was flying through the air at a rapid rate, has mass and weight. The potential for serious damage to an eye or a nose is there. Perhaps even blindness. The perpetrator knew that when he threw it at the victim and intended to harm with malice aforethought. The perpetrator threw it at the victim with all the force he could.


/trial lawyer

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (HaL55)

275 Cuz we are the Aqua Teens, make the homies say 'Ho', make the girlies wanna scream...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:36 PM (xJa6I)

Numbah one in the 'hood, G!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

276 268 Is it just me or has Drudge become a trash heap of shit. You can't click on anything without the link wanting your first born.
Posted by: Jaimo at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EVJ0V)


It's not you, it's Drudge.

in 2 years, the political spin has gone nearly 180 degrees.


To quote some guy with orangehair, "Sad!".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)

277 When I was just a baby my mama told me, son
Always be a good boy, don't throw shakes for fun
But I shaked a man in Reno just to watch him dry
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 05:40 PM (+y/Ru)

278 So glad Harriet Tubman was pulled off the $20 bill.

This woman was not even a fart in the wind in terms of historical importance.

They won't stop until EVERY white male is off the money and erased from history.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (UfkIY)

She may have had more historical importance than you say, but there's no way that mug should be anywhere near our currency.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 05:40 PM (NFEMn)

279 Numbah one in the 'hood, G!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

--

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the episode when they were trying to talk to the rapping fly/cow/reincarnated whatever, and he was jive talking and know-what-I'm-saying. Meatwad was translating and told to tell him "no," and he said

Sheeee

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 05:41 PM (EOEiY)

280 I wouldn't care if it was water. It's Assault...that simple. Prosecution.

...with a deadly weapon. It was flying through the air at a rapid rate, has mass and weight. The potential for serious damage to an eye or a nose is there. Perhaps even blindness. The perpetrator knew that when he threw it at the victim and intended to harm with malice aforethought. The perpetrator threw it at the victim with all the force he could.


/trial lawyer
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (HaL55) ]

Key is, what if it had NOT been a milkshake in that cup?

What if it was some caustic liquid?

Guy should be taken down by Bodyguards, hard.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 05:41 PM (NgKpN)

281 s it just me or has Drudge become a trash heap of shit. You can't click on anything without the link wanting your first born.
Posted by: Jaimo at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (EVJ0V)


It's not you, it's Drudge.

in 2 years, the political spin has gone nearly 180 degrees.


To quote some guy with orangehair, "Sad!".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)

He takes his cues from The Times and the Washington Post--
when he's not going apeshit over sexbots.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 05:41 PM (NFEMn)

282 This seems to be a struggle that is engulfing all of western civilization. Most of the LIVs will be oblivious until it heats up past the frog jumping temperature.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2019 05:41 PM (q177U)

283 They won't stop until EVERY white male is off the money and erased from history.
======

Well, I mean, that IS the goal....

Posted by: The Left at May 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)

284 It's in England who cares.

Somebody throws a milkshake on you here, you beat the f*ck out of them and use a knife to slash their face so that they wear their scar forever for all to see.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 05:42 PM (oFlMR)

285 And the evidence that they're paying a price is what, all the seats of congress they picked up in the last cycle?
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 05:34 PM (kOpft)


Do you really think Democrats would have won fewer seats if Republicans had been throwing milkshakes on their candidates?

We don't control the media. That makes a difference that can not be ignored.



Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:42 PM (SJiiM)

286

When you move in right up close to me
That's when I get the milkshakes all over me
Quivers down my back bone
I've got the milkshakes down the kneebone
Yeah, havin' the tremors in the thighbone
Milkshakin' all over

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 05:42 PM (aKsyK)

287 How well would CNN's cameras and audio equipment hold up to a milkshake assault? I'm sure some have some measure of IP rating, but all of it?

Posted by: JSchuler at May 22, 2019 05:42 PM (ySdHR)

288 272 Not much There Will Be Blood snark.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (e46OR)

First rule of fight club is?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

289
Milkshakes, eh?

*note to self: contact Diary Queen and LGBT organization for cross-promotion opportunity"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

290 Pray for Nigel Farage and the Brexit Party. The elections for European (EU) Parliament are tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (ahS0B)

291 They won't stop until EVERY white male is off the money and erased from history.
-------------------------------------------------------------------

And every dollar is peeled from EVERY white male's wallet....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)

292 It's in England who cares.

Somebody throws a milkshake on you here, you beat the f*ck out of them and use a knife to slash their face so that they wear their scar forever for all to see.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 05:42 PM (oFlMR)



And carve a big "Z" in their chest.

You know, to throw the police off the track.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (9X624)

293 The Shining Path started by hanging dead dogs from lampposts in Lima.

They progressed from there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (I2/tG)

294 Throwing a vanilla shake on Buttigieg would resemble a night at the bathhouse for him

Posted by: Bobbymike at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (gJ4xp)

295 Wish I could agree but I think they know we're on
the run and that this is the pursuit phase for them. And if we're both
wrong it will get messy.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)

=============================
We're not on the run. The nutso Left is. With everything the Left, including Big Media, Big Labor, Big Ed, and the remnants of the Dem Party have thrown at Trump, the President is still polling as high or higher than Barry at this point in Barry's first term. All this talk about violence and the increasing (both in frequency and severity) acts of violence, the Left has nothing to offer to the voting public except financial distress, job losses, deprivation of liberty and freedom, and "law" by diktat. That's not a winning campaign message.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (Pqytn)

296 I do to Drudge anymore

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NVfrr)

297 nude CPL

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)

298
Didn't McDonald's have a character that was a milkshake, a la Hamburglar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (zBaqJ)

299 The CBS guy in this story is married to Katy Tur. Maybe that's punishment enough.


She has some issues and a wacky "father", but she also has some...

compensating virtues.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

300 Today is a weird news day. Feels like the calm before the storm.

Does anyone else have a feeling that tomorrow some BIG NEWS is coming down the pike?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (NFEMn)

301 in 2 years, the political spin has gone nearly 180 degrees
=====

Something, something, historical like 'turning your coat' or, more contemporary, WWE/WWF heels and heroes.

Us peons should just accept whatever we are told.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (MIKMs)

302 282 This seems to be a struggle that is engulfing all of western civilization. Most of the LIVs will be oblivious until it heats up past the frog jumping temperature.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2019 05:41 PM (q177U)

Everything.
When to buy, when to sell
When to stop, when to go
Those that understand will know
Those that don't won't

Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (GJkKh)

303 And carve a big "Z" in their chest.

You know, to throw the police off the track.

......

Better yet, if they suspect it's a Hispanic attacker, the media is unlikely to report on it at all.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (oFlMR)

304 It's in England who cares.

Yeah, because conservatives aren't being assaulted in the United States.

Try covering an Antifa demonstration in Portland as a journalist if you aren't an pro-Antifa lapdog, and see what happens to you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

305 154 109 The rules you make for me, you also make for yourself.

So far, no one has chased a fascist Democrat from the Red Hen, or burned their limousine in DC. No one has assaulted Demofascists, voters or politicians. So maybe not; perhaps these scumbags rightfully think they can count on the civil behavior of the right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 22, 2019 05:11 PM (LISuA)

There's something they don't understand about serious people who live by rules. (Scogg and I used to have this argument, he never got it either) When rules are in place, you live by the rules as long as you possibly can, because you know the consequence of Living Without Rules.

But when it becomes clear that all rules are finally gone, (and not until that point), then you recognize that they are gone, and you do what you need to do with No Rules, in as organized and focused a fashion is possible.

I suspect the John Wick franchise is popular because it's protagonist is an organized, serious man who does what he needs to do with No Rules, except for his own. If the Left truly ends all rules - they will face 100,000 John Wick's coming after them, their friends, and their families.

No one wants that - especially not the people who Live by Rules. But sometimes in life things happen that we don't want.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Kpl3J

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

If it ever goes sideways, you will have no peace or reasonable reassurance that after it is all over, that you will ever go back to a normal life. Not just the dead and the destruction, but some people will always be looking for "justice" just like Missouri after the First Civil War.

Feuding and Vendettas will be the norm. Absent a National Pardon, you will always fear someone weaponizing the law against you.

Civil War should be avoided at almost any cost. Almost, not All.

Just ask Yugoslavia. Just ask Rwanda.

Posted by: You will still probably go to jail anyway at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (EK+Pw)

306 dance all night
play all day
don't let nothin'
get in your way

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (nFwvY)

307 Soup time

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (NVfrr)

308 Losing aCivil War should be avoided at almost any cost. Almost, not All.


FTFY

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (gPZ9i)

309 OK what's the story with D-lamp? Look I've been here a long time but some how I'm not hip to that whole saga.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (q177U)

310 The problem is the disparate treatment, go ahead see what happens if you throw a milkshake on Jim Acosta?


Better yet, see what happens if you throw a milkshake on Hillary Clinton?


You'll be dead before the weekend.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (NAWpr)

311 Trump broke Drudge. Used to be my first look (now it's JJ Sefton's early AM buffet).

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Lg/Uq)

312 I would rather just throw milk on them. You know, 30 day days past expiration milk. The chunky kind.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

313
Mark, I actually have been meaning to ask you about this. Hubs and I are good as far as handguns go, but do you have any suggestions on a good rifle for a beginner (namely me)?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 05:39 PM (Ez6QX)


I'm not Mark, but the concept with a rifle is that you are "reaching out", instead of close in like a handgun.


What are you targeting? If for hunting food, the specific animal and conditions will steer you into a decision. If primarily for defense against crazies, an AR-15 has many rounds, easy to change magazines, and the .556..223 round doesn't kick hardly at all, so you can quickly get back on target for the next round. But you can't hunt in WA state any game, only critters, because the minimum caliber to hunt big game is a .243.

If you want to hunt deer/elk, etc, you need a larger caliber with more punch and correspondingly, more kick. .308 or 30.06 are just two of many choices.

There are dozens of books and videos everywhere that do a much better job than I have here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

314 Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a milkshake in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a milkshake?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a milkshake is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a Royale with milk.

Jules: A Royale with milk. What do they call a Frosty?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Wendy's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)

315 Does anyone else have a feeling that tomorrow some BIG NEWS is coming down the pike?
=====

Odd bit of impression from me (fwiw), but I have noticed that PDJT has major releases on Thursday. Remember in the previous administration that major releases were on Friday -- usually after 5pm?

So, as far as news, my guess would be Thursday for anything.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (MIKMs)

316 OK what's the story with D-lamp? Look I've been here a long time but some how I'm not hip to that whole saga.

Posted by: Max Power


Diogenes' Lamp (D-Lamp) was a former commenter with...particular beliefs regarding how "journalists" should be dealt with. At the time, this was considered beyond the pale, and he was either banned or encouraged to move on, I'm not quite clear which.

Since that time, the Horde has largely...evolved...on the subject.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (AM1GF)

317 The CBS guy in this story is married to Katy Tur. Maybe that's punishment enough.


His father-in-law is his mother-in-law.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

318 Mu = My


No. Mu = mean.

My = undiscovered element.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (fuK7c)

319 We're all soda jerks now!

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (LuPts)

320 Since that time, the Horde has largely...evolved


Mutated is more like it.Proudly.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (gPZ9i)

321 Trump's presser today was a warm up?

Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (GJkKh)

322 >>>Diogenes' Lamp (D-Lamp) was a former commenter with...particular beliefs regarding how "journalists" should be dealt with. At the time, this was considered beyond the pale, and he was either banned or encouraged to move on, I'm not quite clear which.

Since that time, the Horde has largely...evolved...on the subject.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (AM1GF)
...

Thank you. I thought those were two separate comenters.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (q177U)

323 Yeah, because conservatives aren't being assaulted in the United States.

Try covering an Antifa demonstration in Portland as a journalist if you aren't an pro-Antifa lapdog, and see what happens to you.

...

Meh. Portland conservatives should be ashamed if they are getting their ass kicked by pajama boys, basement dwellers, queers, and trannies.

Man up or shut up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (oFlMR)

324 My name is Mark, but so what?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (NVfrr)

325 So, as far as news, my guess would be Thursday for anything.
Posted by: mustbequantum

I read an article in The Hill today on that subject. It is projected that PDT will declassify documents to show the world what a political hit job this was involving the highest levels of government and the media.

PDT: You want my financial records? Fine. Prepare to lose everything.

Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

326 Thanks LCD. It would definitely be to defend against crazies. I'm too much of a softie to go hunting.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (Ez6QX)

327 Keep pushing it, leftists.
Keep it up.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (jWe5r)

328 311 Trump broke Drudge. Used to be my first look (now it's JJ Sefton's early AM buffet).
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Lg/Uq)


Drudge is dead to me. I used to check it several times a day. I haven't clicked on Drudge in over two years. He betrayed us.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (TdMsT)

329 And of course, Progda never ever mentions that there are laws against battery. Can't have the proles thinking that there may be some legal repercussions against concussions.

The a-hole who assaulted a conservative on Sproul Plaza in Berkeley is apparently in a world of hurt, and being prosecuted for several felonies, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (if8r4)

330 I read an article in The Hill today on that subject. It is projected that PDT will declassify documents to show the world what a political hit job this was involving the highest levels of government and the media.

PDT: You want my financial records? Fine. Prepare to lose everything.
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (oiNtH)


Do it. And if it all leads directly to the Magic Negro and Hillarhoid, all the better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (if8r4)

331 D-Lamp suggested that reporters should get their just desserts.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (UdKB7)

332 Acid attacks. Like milkshaking but with less ice cream.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (uEbPt)

333 You shall love your neighbor as yourself." 

What an I sapoto do? Jerk him off too?

Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: Paladin at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (K541N)

334 150
Lot's of "it's just a milkshake, lighten up" in the UK at the moment.



It's really bad stuff, but even some dim-witted Tory wets (lookup
Johnny Mercer MP) think it's a real hoot when directed at say UKIP's
Tommy Robinson.
----


There have already been rocks thrown at Tommy Robinson's events. He is quite likely to win the seat he is running for however, according to people who've been following his campaign closely.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (vWMNq)

335 Willowed?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (0z/5y)

336 D-Lamp suggested that reporters should get their just desserts.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (UdKB7)

Milkshakes are a dessert, right?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (9YBqo)

337 "the media starts getting pelted with some harmless, fun, happytime street justice"

I hope it's Tonya Harding flavored.

The Grauniad is right: it *is* political theater. It is *also* assault, and in America a punch in the face would be defensible as a response.
(Shooting them, sadly, would not be.)

Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (PpL0X)

338 Somebody ought to milkshake Ilhan 0mar. Then we can see if it's still funny or the press is just rank hypocrites. (Spoiler: We know the answer, but it would be fun making the point.)

Posted by: dr.foo at May 22, 2019 07:02 PM (xFS4f)

339 If milkshakes are funny, imagine the comedic gold waiting in the barnyard.

Posted by: dr.foo at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (xFS4f)

340 I vote for a ton of bricks dropped on those who advocate the use of bricks against others. If it good for the goose.

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