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Mueller: I Don't Want to Testify Before Jerry Nadler and His Enormous Man-gunt
The conspiracy theorists who've been suggesting that AG Barr was blocking Mueller from testifying are wrong, yet again.
Manu Raju works at CNN -- or, let's agree, draws a paycheck from CNN -- to type up the Democrats' and Mueller team's (but I repeat myself) leaks:Manu Raju @mkraju NEWS: Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team has expressed reticence to him testifying publicly in front of the House Judiciary Committee, according to sources familiar with the matter. His team has expressed that he does not want to appear political.... One option is to have him testify behind closed doors, but sources caution numerous options are being considered in the negotiations between the committee and the special counsel’s team. Nadler has called for public testimonyA twitter user commenting on this made a halfway decent speculation: Mueller may be essentially asking to be subpoenaed, so he can claim he resisted being "political" to the utmost. Then, having been subpoenaed, he can go in there and be suuuuuper political -- but hey, he was forced to, right? If Nadler doesn't subpoena him, that's going to look pretty strange, given his threats and bluster -- and subpeona! -- to Don McGahn. Meanwhile...
The Justice Department warned House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff if the panel moves forward with a contempt vote or other punishment against Attorney General William Barr, it will no longer work together on a deal that would allow members to view a less-redacted version of special counsel Robert Mueller's report. In a letter sent Tuesday to Schiff, D-Calif., from Assistant Attorney General Stephen Boyd, the Justice Department proposed a meeting this week with the House Intelligence panel’s senior staff to continue to search for a compromise in response to 12 requests made by the committee. But that meeting won’t happen if the panel decides to punish Barr for failing to turn over the unredacted report, Boyd warned.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2019 04:43 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:43 PM (BbGew)
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Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:44 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 21, 2019 04:44 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:45 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 04:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2019 04:45 PM (so+oy)
Well, that explains a lot about his two year fishing expedition.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2019 04:45 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (y7RtH)
I am pretty sure his pud wrote in to Kasey Kasum with a long distance dedication for Jerry.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (488xF)
If he testifies, Mueller comes across looking like an empty suit. But, its the "Mueller Report" so Weissman won't do.
Posted by: Revenant at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (bD2Jh)
Mueller: Mr Nadler, why can't you find your own dick?
C'mon, this will be an epic session.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (VpIIl)
*******
Spygate: Obama Admin Cut Situation Room's Video Feed During Meetings on Russia Investigation | Breitbart
*****
Late last thread
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Mork from Ork at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (lvL/z)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (ufFY8)
When did you know there was no collusion? A year and a half ago??? Why didn't you say so back then????
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Marcus T
You too can see your dick using this one simple trick...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (+X43N)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (NRi/V)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (lvL/z)
Posted by: Dear Old Nad at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (1sNHT)
https://tinyurl.com/yy5spkxq
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 21, 2019 04:46 PM (ufFY
No, more like a spongiform, except with more gunt cheese.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2019 04:49 PM (VNmG1)
I don't get beating this dead horse.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2019 04:49 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 04:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 04:49 PM (/tuJf)
Republicans should also demand Mueller's tax returns btw, just to make sure.
Posted by: Blago at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (lvL/z)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (dFBmn)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (DGS6j)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 21, 2019 04:48 PM (4thlk)
Hicks was subpoenaed because some dude on the committee wants to look at her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (byrTS)
Posted by: little Joey Bytten at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (NRi/V)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (3AmWB)
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (EK+Pw)
No that was me. Sorry.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (/tuJf)
Defense against perjury.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (r71Ke)
Posted by: Redenzo at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 21, 2019 04:47 PM (lvL/z)
I agree and in light of this, why would Nadler WANT Mueller to testify? It can ONLY be bad for Democrats--including Obama.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (5tb4C)
No that was me. Sorry.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (/tuJf)
You're not sorry.
#MeToo
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (P8wlK)
At least one member of the committee is sane.
That dog Lewandowski was hittin' that. Mad respect to Lewandowski.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (3AmWB)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Redenzo at May 21, 2019 04:51 PM (14qvS)
Smells like sweat and week-old Ho-Hos.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (5tb4C)
yes and they are both plagues upon humanity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (dFBmn)
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (jUVms)
No, Hey how about my Yankees
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (3AmWB)
Hitting that, like with what, Michelle Field's arm?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (z79tQ)
American people are on to them as crooks and lairs,
they keep it up and most folks will figure out that they are commies too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (NRi/V)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (3AmWB)
He and his gastric surgeries have reduced his weight from Morbidly Obese to Obscenely Obese. That is quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2019 04:54 PM (MAstk)
Why would anyone testify behind closed doors for the House Democrats when the Democrats will just go ahead and release your testimony anyway.
House Democrats have released the "behind closed doors" testimony of Michael Cohen. You know, the testimony that contradicts what Cohen said in public testimony.
Cohen told Democrats, behind closed doors, that Trump's lawyer told him to lie. So naturally the Democrats wanted to publicly testify so he drop this bomb on live fake news.
We all know what Cohen ended up saying in his public testimony: The Truth.
But that's not stopping the Democrats from releasing the "behind closed doors" session in which Cohen says what they wanted him to say.
Posted by: Soothie at May 21, 2019 04:54 PM (GzOxe)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2019 04:49 PM (VNmG1)
So when the indictment come, they (and the media) can pretend it's in retaliation for the impeachment attempt.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (P8wlK)
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And also why he hasn't brought Comey forward to testify per his tweet that he would "see him soon."
Posted by: Augustine at May 21, 2019 04:54 PM (BDZWU)
He and his gastric surgeries have reduced his weight from Morbidly Obese to Obscenely Obese. That is quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (EK+Pw)
They're going to have to use dynamite to get below Obscenely Obese.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (dFBmn)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (vq6T3)
A "gunt" refers to a gut so obese on a woman that it droops down far enough to cover her genitals. Mangunt is the male version.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (IXZGh)
It's a shame we are unable to elect adults to congress
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (YslsA)
"we' don't have a problem, no NADS Nadler is from NYC.
Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (gmo/4)
It'll be closed door testimony.
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2019 04:54 PM (MAstk)
Which will immediately be leaked by every Dem staffer to the nearest CNN mouthpiece.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (vq6T3)
A typographical error.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
.... I was happier when I didn't know ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (vq6T3)
He and his gastric surgeries have reduced his weight from Morbidly Obese to Obscenely Obese. That is quite an accomplishment.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (EK+Pw)
They're going to have to use dynamite to get below Obscenely Obese.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)
A marinade injector needle attached to a Shop Vac.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (m1/ym)
Plus if he "refuses" to testify will nadler subpoena him and threaten to arrest him like he is doing with AG Barr?
Goose, gander some hypocritical assembly required.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (JUOKG)
Don Jr would be stupid to testify again for Warner and his pet Burr.
Warner will release Junior's private testimony just like Shitt did to Cohen's.
Posted by: Soothie at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (GzOxe)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2019 04:54 PM (MAstk)
I don't even think Mueller wants that.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
They you go, talking about Hillary again.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (NRi/V)
I can see why the gastric surgery doesn't work. If you eat through it, the stomach will expand and continue to keep the fat level high.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
winning anything.... am I missing a master strategy somewhere??"
They think it is a winning strategy. After 2016 the politicians and pundits didn't learn anything, they just became more insulated from the public and retreated to the save confines of the echo chambers. It's the strangest thing.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (4thlk)
..
The Dems will run straight to the closest camera and scream omg omg omg!!!
Posted by: Ha at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (YslsA)
The sad fact is that democratic processes are the most frivolous ways of filling positions of any type.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
I thought that was a "foopa."
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (m1/ym)
Management apologizes for the errors and wishes to advise the audience that ShainS has been sacked.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (NWiLs)
If he were to come in, there is the possibility that someone just might start asking the right fucking questions.
Mark my words. He will never testify.
Posted by: tommylotto at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (dYinJ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM
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Same here.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 04:58 PM (JUOKG)
I have nothing but contempt for you.
Why, you ask.
So glad you did. It's all spelled out in this sealed indictment that has your name on it.
Posted by: AG Barr at May 21, 2019 04:58 PM (A3w0Q)
Posted by: Soothie at May 21, 2019 04:58 PM (GzOxe)
Posted by: lowandslow
They're trying to use what they do control to force turnover of what they don't. Doing what you can with what you have, as Alinsky would say.
Unlike CERTAIN PEOPLE who clutch pearls and mince and mumble about "that's not who we are".
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (AM1GF)
A "gunt" refers to a gut so obese on a woman that it droops down far enough to cover her genitals. Mangunt is the male version.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
.... I was happier when I didn't know ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:56 PM (vq6T3)
xxxxxxxx
Stay away from Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Jerry the Hutt at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (c5CNM)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
I thought that was a "foopa."
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
The FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Region - refers to an excess of lower abdominal fat gathered near the female pubic area. This is not the same as a gunt, though they can coincide.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)
They all do such childish, stupid things, it's hard to tell them apart.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: 13times at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
No, that was Steve Cohen..
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (8D00I)
Frankly, I don't want to hear another FUCKING thing about their Congressional 'Eric Holder's Toilet Paper' subpoenas.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (mpXpK)
It's also a bit of a riddle as to why Graham doesn't want testimony from Mueller.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (P8wlK)
Because he has stated publically that as far as the Senate Judiciary Committee is concerned the case is closed.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (TAmPV)
The FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Region - refers to an excess of lower abdominal fat gathered near the female pubic area. This is not the same as a gunt, though they can coincide.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (NWiLs)
You are a dictionary of terms I don't really care to know...........
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (IXZGh)
I am pleased to announce my nomination of Barbara Barrett of Arizona, and former Chairman of the Aerospace Corporation, to be the next Secretary of the Air Force. She will be an outstanding Secretary! #FlyFightWin
No more dick writing in the sky, flyboys.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Born Free at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (t1Fb7)
Posted by: Democrats are fools playing a fools game at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (NRi/V)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM (8D00I)
He never forgave his parents for not letting him be born black.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (vq6T3)
No.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)
Bucket? No, never. He eats out of a 55 gallon drum.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (9Om/r)
publicly
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (TAmPV)
No, that was Steve Cohen.
Nadler finished his bucket on the limo ride over.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 21, 2019 05:01 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:01 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (IXZGh)
What can I say, it's a gift.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:01 PM (NWiLs)
I am pleased to announce my nomination of Barbara Barrett of Arizona, and former Chairman of the Aerospace Corporation, to be the next Secretary of the Air Force. She will be an outstanding Secretary! #FlyFightWin
No more dick writing in the sky, flyboys.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT)
No more writing in the sky, at all Or in the snow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:01 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:01 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:01 PM (25Dt7)
No.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)
xxxxx
The poor innocent bucket of chicken never would have survived the elevator ride with Nadler to the conference room.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 05:02 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 05:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 21, 2019 05:02 PM (so+oy)
No.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)
xxxxx
The poor innocent bucket of chicken never would have survived the elevator ride with Nadler to the conference room.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 05:02 PM (EK+Pw)
He would've had his staff fill up a kiddie pool with KFC so he could writhe around naked in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 05:03 PM (TAmPV)
and former Chairman of the Aerospace Corporation, to be the next
Secretary of the Air Force. She will be an outstanding Secretary!
Excellent.
She can answer the phones and make coffee.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 21, 2019 05:03 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 04:50 PM (FwN37)
He's one of those guys who make me imagine a tuba playing every time I see him walk.
Booop bloop bloop boo-boo-boo boop boop boop...
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:03 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT)
That was us! Dick writing Naval Aviators.
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (IXZGh)
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Hey what did I do for you to insult me like that?
Posted by: Asshole at May 21, 2019 05:03 PM (g2uaa)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 21, 2019 05:04 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
No.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB)
He's the guy who brought a five foot hoagie into a committee hearing.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:05 PM (9X624)
PAPER: Headwinds for reelection are severe...
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Gonna be an early night.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2019 05:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:06 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:06 PM (25Dt7)
family pack? block party catering!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (EK+Pw)
PAPER: Headwinds for reelection are severe...
FIFT.
Damn corn-fed Iowatards!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (9X624)
Don't let the media get away with covering this story and only mentioning the name of the male involved. The woman's name is Emily Churchill, and she's a vindictive liar.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (cXV7n)
Speaking of which, I literally fell asleep reading Rybicki's testimony. And I'm only on page 100 of 240.
Wonder if they have audio versions of these testimonies....
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (vq6T3)
A "gunt" refers to a gut so obese on a woman that it droops down far enough to cover her genitals. Mangunt is the male version.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
a FUPA is a FUPA is a FUPA
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 21, 2019 05:08 PM (+0j/O)
Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2019 05:08 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 05:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:10 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (ybqZB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
Would be delightful if any of them did...Instead they're beating the drum for impeachment
Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah that and Weissmann wrote the damn thing. He's known for making laws up. Mueller will get all twisted in that crap.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Lift a gunt and the aforementioned items, along with the cat, will likely fall out.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:10 PM (9X624)
It would be even better if they were both temporarily detained for minor traffic violations and then their paperwork got lost and they were totally forgotten about and ended up starving to death in their cells.
I'd laugh.
... I'm laughing, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:12 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
*pins Father of the Year Award on Duke's chest*
*salutes*
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
That's a sign of good parenting.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:12 PM (cF8AT)
But he is still fat.
So would Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless be his name, or should it be Fat Lawless Jerry Nadless?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
Sounds like you did something right, parentally, then...
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:13 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)"
Tell him he needs some citations for that claim.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 21, 2019 05:13 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 05:13 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:10 PM (9X624)
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2019 05:13 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Lift a gunt and the aforementioned items, along with the cat, will likely fall out.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
LOL
Damn man...good one
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)
Sub-retard AOC hates the letter "C".
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ocasio-cortez-growing-cauliflower-colonial
That's right. She hates Cauliflower and Cows.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (9X624)
*walks out muttering*
Posted by: Mueller at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (KOCKb)
Congress creates and funds the lower courts.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Jean
The Church Picnic Party Van size.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 21, 2019 05:07 PM (cXV7n)
He's a KFC franchise....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
Welcome to the teenage years. At least you're laying down the law.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (9X624)"
I'd say she probably likes cock, but looking at her mincing ginger boyfriend, maybe not so much...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
When my older daughter was a soph in high school and we refused to allow her to go to the Jersey shore on prom night with her then senior boyfriend, she told us the same thing and that we ruined her life. LOL
I still bring that up to her sometimes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: x at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
Welcome to the teenage years. At least you're laying down the law.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)
And be glad it's not a teenage girl....
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
I was 15 and 1/2 when my dad was the worst father in history.
I remember counting the days on calendar until I could leave, until I found out the calendar only goes for the remainder of the year.
I was pissed and blamed him for that, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
We can help you with this!Sr. Drill Instructors of Recruit Depot Parris Island, USMC
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (gmo/4)
It'd be even funnier if they were both driving through Baltimore and they got pulled over and a dirty cop tossed a crack pipe in their car and busted them..
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Slo-Jo at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (e46OR)
Or stupid enough....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
Wow, with girls that starts at 14.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
a night in the box
Posted by: x at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: A Hungry Kanamit at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Mxwco)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (c5CNM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
---
Do your best Billy Mays voice and say, "But wait--there's more!"
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 21, 2019 05:17 PM (hjaPQ)
Gunt = gut + c*nt
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (gmo/4)
THIS RECRUIT STILL HATES HIS FATHER DRILL INSTRUCTOR!!
Posted by: Recruit at May 21, 2019 05:17 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Killerdog at May 21, 2019 05:17 PM (9ObsK)
Nadler has a sub-peena.
Funny.
Posted by: Slo-Jo at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)
Did someone say "Sub??" I'll have five.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at May 21, 2019 05:17 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
I have a victory dance for that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)
It'd be even funnier if they were both driving through Baltimore and they got pulled over and a dirty cop tossed a crack pipe in their car and busted them..
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
I'd be satisfied if they were driving together in Yosemite when their car overturned and they were pinned under it, eventually being ass-raped to death by a herd of rabid squirrels while tourists drove by and took pictures.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
i'm going to go with "you are doing your job and parenting the 16 year old" good job duke.......shake it off....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT)
Little man in the boat in the sky writing now!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (e46OR)
Or stupid enough....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn
Yeah either or .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 04:52 PM (5tb4C)
yes and they are both plagues upon humanity
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I'm now interested in the history of the phrase "the band played on."
The first usage I can think of is in the the popular late nineteenth century waltz "The Girl With the Strawberry Curls" from 1895, a.k.a. "The Strawberry Blonde" a.k.a. "The Band Played On":
"He'd ne'er leave the girl
With the strawberry curls,
And the band played on."
Next time it appears in culture was, as far as I know, in the 1970 Temptations hit "Ball of Confusion":
"Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon
Politicians say more taxes will solve everything
And the band played on"
Then of course there was the weepy anti-Reagan AIDS book "And the Band Played On" by Randy Shilts in 1987.
But my question is: Did the phrase start in 1895? Or was it an existing phrase by then?
Also: When did it acquire its sardonic meaning of "all sorts of horrible things might happen, but the world will keep turning nonetheless." In the original 1895 song, it was more literal -- there actually was a real band they kept playing. When did it become a political term?
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
Turn it around on him, then give him five across the eyes for emphasis.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JAS at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (KOCKb)
.........
They have bake sales? Because Nadler looks like he eats a lot of cakes.
Posted by: wth at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 21, 2019 04:53 PM (JoUsr)
If Lawless Fat Jerry Nadless ever swims in the Pacific ocean off WA state, the Native American tribes can legally harpoon him, drag him to the beach, cut him open and share the blubber among the tribe.
It is a native tradition, protected by the US Supreme Court.
So, who's up to CrowdSource an airplane ticket and transfers to Neah Bay for LFJN?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)
But my question is: Did the phrase start in 1895? Or was it an existing phrase by then?
Also: When did it acquire its sardonic meaning of "all sorts of horrible things might happen, but the world will keep turning nonetheless." In the original 1895 song, it was more literal -- there actually was a real band they kept playing. When did it become a political term?
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (5tb4C)
Of course as perceptive as you are, I was alluding to the Aids Play. Your sharp
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 05:20 PM (FwN37)
https://tinyurl.com/yxrsn3xo
I laughed til I cried...and also got a screen grab of it.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:20 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:15 PM (e46OR)
Or stupid enough....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn
Yeah either or .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:18 PM (e46OR)
I pulled the "giving the middle finger hile pretending to be scratching your nose" Obama move to my father once....
Good Times......
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:20 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Well done, Duke, well done....
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:20 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I think the AIDS play was simply a dramatized version of the earlier Shiltz book.
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: baldilocks at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (SIP8o)
Zombie: As irksome as that was, IIRC, Shilts took flak from the radical gays for even suggesting that yes, promiscuous bathhouse sex was a bad idea.
(You may remember how Reagan's agents entered those covertly and injected AIDS into them, lulz)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:20 PM (e46OR)
I thought that was The Temptations hit, "Ball of Confusion."
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (r71Ke)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I think the AIDS play was simply a dramatized version of the earlier Shiltz book.
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (5tb4C)
Yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (gmo/4)
Probably related to "The show must go on" which I think is pretty old.
I would also think that "the band played on" might have first come use in a military context. Just a guess.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
worse than Barack Obama Sr.?
Posted by: x at May 21, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
Of course, when I was his age, I'd have killed you in your sleep for trashing my console. So might wanna lock your door.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
holy shit......iwouldn't throw the xbox away.....i'd put it up for sale....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
*****
Naaa.
That was my 'ol man.
He told me I had to buy my own car and pY my own way thru college.
It wouldn't mean sh*t if I didn't have skin in the game.
Old dude turned out pretty smart.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (WqhK3)
Blaming Reagan for AIDS was when the media started really going down the stupid rabbit hole....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: baldilocks at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (SIP8o)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Holy crap I can't even imagine what would happen to me. I would have been one of those missing kids you see on the side of a milk carton.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Good for you. A lesson like this needs to be memorable.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
The Titanic sank in 1912. But there was a #1 hit song with those lyrics in 1895 -- 17 years earlier. So it CAN'T have originated with the Titanic.
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: klaftern at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)
*******
Tom Fitton: Obama CIA Chief John Brennan was 'Key Ringleader of Cabal' against Trump - YouTube
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)
204 I have just been informed by my 16 yo son that I'm the worst father in history and he hates me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
My dad had a very simple response. "Feel free to leave. "
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I find the fine level of control over the Xbox I have from my phone to be an excellent way of getting the kids to answer me when I'm traveling.
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (25Dt7)
Besides Mueller is a whore for the money. Is Nadler going to pay Mueller to be there?
Mueller's back to collecting is 100% sweet gubberment pension.
There's no glory in testifying while all there is between you and Nadler's gunt is a sheet of fake wood.
Posted by: torabora at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (SfQwj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Good on you.
Stealing, like lying, has to be punished
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)
I have just been informed by my 16 yo son that I'm the worst father in history and he hates me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
So I finally got that monkey off my back.Tell your son I said thank you.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (7Llwi)
Nadler is intent on building an impeachment charge for Trumps obstruction for firing Mueller, which he did in an alternative reality.
Like how Ralph Kramden is guilty of wife beating for repeatedly telling Alice she was going to the Moon
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (I5Z5R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
---------
Man, that's a bold move on his part. How did he think that was going to go over when you saw the bill?
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)
You " Bought" pornography????
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Congrats on one thing....Your son does have balls.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Eh. I'd have pawned the Xbox. You know, you could point out to him that what he did was wire fraud and identity theft and you could have his ass sent to juvie for that shit he pulled.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (NWiLs)
*******
Tom Fitton: Obama CIA Chief John Brennan was 'Key Ringleader of Cabal' against Trump - YouTube
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT
Oh yeah, getting within one hop of BarryO. Whose gonna be his Liddy
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)"
Wasn't me. Russian hackers.
Posted by: Duke's son at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (oZ6kz)
"But when you really think about it -- when someone says that it's 'too hard' to do a green space that grows Yucca instead of, I don't know, cauliflower or something -- what you're doing is you're taking a colonial approach to environmentalism," Ocasio-Cortez said.
"That is why a lot of communities of color get resistant to certain environmentalist movements because they come with the colonial lens on them."
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (QkjLD)
Sub-retard AOC hates the letter "C".
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (9X624)
I don't like the sound of these 'ere Boncentration Bamps.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 05:25 PM (xjiRE)
Stealing, like lying, has to be punished
Yep. Tell him that once he gets the reputation as a liar or thief, he will have to leave town to escape it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:25 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK)
song with those lyrics in 1895 -- 17 years earlier. So it CAN'T have
originated with the Titanic.
Posted by: zombie
For some reason, Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) sang that song in a very high falsetto.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 21, 2019 05:25 PM (I5Z5R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (c5CNM)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (q6er3)"
I was young and stupid. We learn by making mistakes.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
holy shit......iwouldn't throw the xbox away.....i'd put it up for sale....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (0O7c5)
Make him sell it to repay you.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (cF8AT)
"That is why a lot of communities of color get resistant to certain environmentalist movements because they come with the colonial lens on them."
I'm glad that these children were here to day to hear Gaby Cortez.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (J567a)
Sub-retard AOC hates the letter "C".
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:14 PM (9X624)
I don't like the sound of these 'ere Boncentration Bamps.
Posted by: rickl at May 21, 2019 05:25 PM (xjiRE)
She's just a unt and a bith
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
At 16?
Holy Cow, military school may not be a bad option.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (9X624)
No one could be that stupid, right? She must have been kidding
Posted by: It's me donna at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)
You " Bought" pornography????
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (q6er3)
Once upon a time, there was no cyberspace, and there were these things called "Magazines"..... :-D
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:24 PM (q6er3)"
I was young and stupid. We learn by making mistakes.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Wow... I can see how that could turn out.... badly...
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (q6er3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
holy shit......iwouldn't throw the xbox away.....i'd put it up for sale....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (0O7c5)
Make him sell it to repay you.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:26 PM (cF8AT)
yep.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)
That's like stealing bread because you're starving.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:11 PM (gC2IV)
When my older daughter was a soph in high school and we refused to allow her to go to the Jersey shore on prom night with her then senior boyfriend, she told us the same thing and that we ruined her life. LOL
I still bring that up to her sometimes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You SOB
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (7Llwi)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (ujg0T)
And they only came out once a month.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
You can spend a lifetime building up a good reputation and lose it all in 5 minutes by doing something stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (WqhK3)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah but I'm not a whiny faggot like Jean Valjean.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
my boys have been telling me for over a decade
"Well, no Mother of the Year award for you again."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
So even though I didn't have to do it with Presidential Privilege, I allowed everyone to testify, including White House Counsel Don McGahn (for over 30 hours), to Robert Mueller and the 18 Angry Trump-Hating Democrats, and they arrived....
....at a conclusion of NO COLLUSION and NO OBSTRUCTION! The Dems were unhappy with the outcome of the $40M Mueller Report, so now they want a do-over.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Groot at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (ujg0T)
And they only came out once a month.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
There WERE, however, multiple brands of them, so there was that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:29 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 05:29 PM (T6t7i)
Most of the newsmags were weeklies. I pored over USN&WR every week. I wish I could get my daughter to pay attention these days, but she's gone full disneyhead.
Posted by: JEM at May 21, 2019 05:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (ujg0T)
And they only came out once a month.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
There WERE, however, multiple brands of them, so there was that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (ujg0T)
Diversification is crucial to any portfolio.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
Pawn it, sell it. Duke says he threw it out and the kid still owes him the money.
I suspect you're a bunch of emo gamers who can't stand the tought of your precious box being destroyed and you want any way to save it.
Otherwise, why have y'all become soft?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:29 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
My sympathies. Deliberate delinquency is one thing, but learning errors? That's fucked up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The first I heard it used was during the Occupy Movement ca. 2011, when toxic twenty-something leftists would shout that phrase at passersby who argued with them, to drown them out, at the same time mocking their speech as meaningless babble:
Occupy cretins: "Stop the hate!"
Passerby: "Hey YOU'RE the ones doing the hating--"
Occupy cretins: "ARGLE BARGLE! ARGLE BARGLE!"
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (5tb4C)
have beat me to a pulp. This is a man who used to hit me with a back
hand across my face for screwing up multiplication tables when I was in
elementary school.
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
You're my brother??
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
The Titanic sank in 1912. But there was a #1 hit song with those lyrics in 1895 -- 17 years earlier. So it CAN'T have originated with the Titanic.
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:22 PM (5tb4C)
Yes but the lyrics didn't imply continuing on in the face of impending doom. Eh what do I know.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)
A fraudigy!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:31 PM (NWiLs)
"Well, no Mother of the Year award for you again."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
****
Ha!
My daughters tried that.
Just told them Christmas was looking mighty lean that year.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 05:31 PM (WqhK3)
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at May 21, 2019 05:31 PM (BkYvb)
your precious box being destroyed and you want any way to save it.
Otherwise, why have y'all become soft?
You're right. He should be staked to an anthill.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 05:31 PM (T6t7i)
If he says anything other than what's on the report, he's proven to be dishonest.
If he only says what's in the report, hell be accused of covering.
The guy who only job--literally--was to make the call on obstruction and collusion--and shanked a weak-ass soccer punt instead--is dammed sure not the guy to put his ass on the line now
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 21, 2019 05:32 PM (k81AA)
There WERE, however, multiple brands of them, so there was that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (ujg0T)
When I think back at how I would wait with baited breath each month for Playboy, I feel like a schmuck.
I found a drug store in Montclair (NJ) that seemed to get it about a week before everybody else so I went there....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
My sympathies. Deliberate delinquency is one thing, but learning errors? That's fucked up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
My ring says 'enlightenment thru pain' in Russian.
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:32 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:32 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (J567a)
I was young and stupid. We learn by making mistakes.
As kids we just found it hidden in empty dirt lots and in the woods next to empty MD 20/20 bottles as God intended.
Posted by: mikeyG at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (LL1Be)
Mangunt PI was my favorite show in from the 80's
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The first I heard it used was during the Occupy Movement ca. 2011, when toxic twenty-something leftists would shout that phrase at passersby who argued with them, to drown them out, at the same time mocking their speech as meaningless babble:
Occupy cretins: "Stop the hate!"
Passerby: "Hey YOU'RE the ones doing the hating--"
Occupy cretins: "ARGLE BARGLE! ARGLE BARGLE!"
Posted by: zombie at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (5tb4C)
I remember it coming up in some Doonesbury cartoons in the 70's. Feels like something from the 1920's
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would have beat me to a pulp. This is a man who used to hit me with a
back hand across my face for screwing up multiplication tables when I
was in elementary school.
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
My sympathies. Deliberate delinquency is one thing, but learning errors? That's fucked up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (ujg0T)
Yeah mom got her beatings too until she divorced him. She died of cancer at 61. He's still alive at 90 in a wheel chair in a nursing home. I didn't turn out like dad.
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (r71Ke)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: zombie
Maybe a reference to the band on the Titanic, that continued to play as the ship went down in order to try to calm the people there. They went down with the ship, playing to the last. (Legend has it the last tune was "Nearer, My God, To Thee", though this is disputed by several sources.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: x at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:30 PM (ujg0T)
Comma splice!
(THWACK!)
Posted by: Curmudgeon's Tutor at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (+0j/O)
Posted by: Wimpy at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had
BANG!
I like your thinking!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (ujg0T)
And they only came out once a month.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
There WERE, however, multiple brands of them, so there was that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (ujg0T)
Diversification is crucial to any portfolio.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
That said, I reached a certain phase in my adolescence where those became as much depressing as they were arousing. Often the centerfold would have some description or statements that made her come across as such a vapid bint that I hated her no matter how stunning she may have looked.
And then there were the Letters To The Editors, half of which I knew were made up even at that age, and the other half I sure hoped were because there were some sick people out there.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:35 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (r71Ke)
Film it, put on YouTube.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (NWiLs)"
Yeah but I'm not a whiny faggot like Jean Valjean.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)
A whiny faggot who could lift a laden wagon wain.
...but yeah, he should have kicked a lot more ass and gotten laid a few times.
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Posted by: Ben Had
X'ed Box.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 21, 2019 05:36 PM (+0j/O)
I think that was the worst I did, stealing from family.
I can't imagine taking a credit card or cash out of his wallet. He probably would have killed me. Dad did NOT need much excuse to beat the hell out of me as it was.
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Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
My sympathies. Deliberate delinquency is one thing, but learning errors? That's fucked up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
My ring says 'enlightenment thru pain' in Russian.
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2019 05:32 PM (25Dt7)
And they wonder why they had and still have high suicide rates, even factoring in socialist captivity.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:36 PM (ujg0T)
To this day, old magazines that have become somewhat mildewed have a certain smell that takes me back to my horny 14 year old days. No lie.
Posted by: pep at May 21, 2019 05:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (r71Ke)
Remember a few years ago when a dad shot up his daughter's laptop and made a video of it. Went viral.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)
The next best thing Duke would have been to take it out in the yard and shoot it.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (r71Ke)
Film it, put on YouTube.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
I believe a father got in trouble for doing that a few years ago.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 21, 2019 05:37 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Congrats! Been there with a son and daughter. My daughter threw a fit because I wouldn't let her go to a party in HS - didn't trust the parents if they were even going to be there. When she wouldn't stop, I went on our computer and put a hold on her cell phone service with Verizon. The wailing was epic. It cost me $25 bucks to restart service but well worth it.
Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (oiNtH)
Nerd.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (r71Ke)
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)
I had a friend who had an abusive dad like that. One day he hit his teen years and chose to respond with a steak knife. The block understood.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 05:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (fuK7c)"
Whatevs, old dude. You don't get the pain of being labeled a noob. Not many online games for the Magnavox Odyssey.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 21, 2019 05:40 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: literally serious at May 21, 2019 05:40 PM (E67Aw)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:38 PM (r71Ke)
Ah ok. I can't remember why the dad was pissed...can you?
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 05:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)
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Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: aelfheld at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (IxDhF)
Duke, beware that someone does not remove it from the trash.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:43 PM (r71Ke)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)
Pace yourself, man...don't go all in
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Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 21, 2019 05:40 PM (0OmEj)
I never hated my parents, but I did realize that there were more than a few things they just could not understand. At least I didn't take my target pistol to the roof of my mouth and squeeze the trigger, but at times that was a tempting idea.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 21, 2019 05:43 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:43 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Cheri at May 21, 2019 05:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)"
Can't be dysfunctional when they're dead! *points to brain*
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (RuIsu)
Oi?
Nice work, if so. Hadn't considered that.
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Posted by: Decaf at May 21, 2019 05:44 PM (PUz4C)
Only time I ever saw dad lose it. Spankings, sure. We knew we'd earned them. But he was pissed about this.
Sure glad I learned from my brothers screw up.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 05:44 PM (WqhK3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)
Pace yourself, man...don't go all in
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Right, right...better dial it back a bit.
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Posted by: James Comey at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (T6t7i)
When I was about 9 years old, my dad threw a big barbecue in a nearby park for all his drunkard friends. There were about 50 adults there, all totally soused. I devised the following convoluted plan, and then put it into action -- and it worked!
When no one was looking, I reached into the purse of one of the drunken floozies at the barbecue, and took her wallet. But did I remove any money from it? No! Instead, I snuck over and hid it underneath one of the cars they had driven to the barbecue, next to a back wheel. Then I waited. Nearly TWO HOURS later, when people were starting to leave, the floozy FINALLY noticed her wallet missing, and starting screaming and becoming hysterical. Everyone started looking for it, and of course I fell under suspicion as well. But I joined the search teams, and -- making sure to never get anywhere physically near the wallet -- pointed it out from afar, yelling, "There it is -- under that car!"
The floozy was so grateful that she gave me a $10 reward. Which had been my plan all along -- to get the reward and become a hero for finding the lost wallet.
Sheer genius, I tell ya.
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Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Cause hookers don't take MasterCard?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (gC2IV)
http://bit.ly/2HJi8Kx
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:44 PM (fuK7c)
Rockin, thanks man.
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Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 21, 2019 05:43 PM (EgshT)
It was the staples, right? You forgot about the staples. Never forget about the staples!
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mob Barley at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (aKsyK)
Sadly, more and more select pages got cut out
The tragedy of the Commons
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 21, 2019 05:46 PM (I5Z5R)
In which case we can put the screws to you.
Posted by: "Ben" Nadler at May 21, 2019 05:46 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 21, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Cause hookers don't take MasterCard?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (OX6sG)
Can confirm.
Though I could tell you a story or two about one that almost did...
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Posted by: Decaf at May 21, 2019 05:47 PM (PUz4C)
There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:48 PM (J567a)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:42 PM (
****
My dad was the bank. I started giving him my money and he kept a chart on the wall. If I needed something I'd ask for money to pay for it.
Odd now that I think about it. Every time I wanted something, he'd talk me out of it.
He died almost 20 years ago now.
Damned if he still doesn't owe me $42.35.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 05:48 PM (WqhK3)
When I was about 17 my father lost his mind. Dumber than a bag of
hammers. He was wrong about everything. When I came back from the Corps
at 24, he had regained his intelligence. Guess it's hereditary.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:45 PM (gC2IV)
Yeah, my dad became smarter the older I got. He musta been studying up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 05:48 PM (OX6sG)
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"
Is that Jeff Greenfield's daughter who got knocked up by Jeffrey Toobin (who was married to another woman at the time, naughty boy) and he tried to force her to abort it?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)
On a rotating three month schedule each would receive theirs one day late, as I had borrowed it for study. Federal crime!
When I was 14 I finally worked up the courage to buy one on my own and didn't need to resort to skullduggery any more.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 21, 2019 05:49 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Jerry Springer at May 21, 2019 05:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Grandpa stabbed him in the armpit with his dinner fork. End of discussion.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2019 05:49 PM (r71Ke)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (J567a)
It's Argie Bargie -to argue contentiously according to DuckDuckGo I think it is British?
Also Argy Bargy
Posted by: Glenn John at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (BbGew)
1h
#BREAKING
Top Trump administration officials said the attacks on ships off the UAE coast & and Saudi oil pipelines were coordinated and directed by #Iran's regime, according to GOP officials after today's closed briefing.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (BqBId)
There's a joke in there somewhere.
It must involve Lodges and cod. Bonus points for iambic pentameter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mog smash at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (qMjSx)
There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
"Hey Cabot" ala Abbot and Costello?
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Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 05:51 PM (dUJdY)
Though I could tell you a story or two about one that almost did...
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Oh man, this place. There's some wisdom here. wait what was that I read up top? A ring with 'wisdom through pain" or the like?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 05:51 PM (OX6sG)
Dude has a string tied on his dick so he can find it.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm
He filed for discovery.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 05:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: mog smash at May 21, 2019 05:51 PM (qMjSx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:51 PM (J567a)
And you did that as a kid? You know that's why some people get all excited about past lives and all that. Maybe there's only a few of us that are ever really here, and the rest are NPC's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)
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Is that Jeff Greenfield's daughter who got knocked up by Jeffrey Toobin (who was married to another woman at the time, naughty boy) and he tried to force her to abort it?
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That might explain a few things
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Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:52 PM (BbGew)
Democratic presidential candidate Julian Castro will join striking McDonald's employees in North Carolina on Thursday to demand improved working conditions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2019 05:53 PM (aKsyK)
What kind of slave driver is running his campaign?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:53 PM (J567a)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 05:54 PM (lwiT4)
I had three customers on my newspaper route who subscribed to Playboy.
On a rotating three month schedule each would receive theirs one day late, as I had borrowed it for study. Federal crime!
When I was 14 I finally worked up the courage to buy one on my own and didn't need to resort to skullduggery any more.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 21, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c
And you stuck the pages together you shitbastard!
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Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 21, 2019 05:49 PM (Jj+59)
******
hahaha
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Twins, we are.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 05:54 PM (lwiT4)
Yep. Sad, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 21, 2019 05:55 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2019 05:55 PM (J567a)
1h
#BREAKING
Top Trump administration officials said the attacks on ships off the UAE coast & and Saudi oil pipelines were coordinated and directed by #Iran's regime, according to GOP officials after today's closed briefing.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (BqBId)
This is an actual, honest-to-God casus belli. I wonder what the goal is here.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 05:55 PM (RD7QR)
If he does House he'll have to do Senate where I do believe the questioning might get a little uncomfortable. Heck House R's would get a crack too. Good chance he doesn't want to get cross examined because he's done a lot of stuff that is durty and the MSM have buried it well but if he has to talk about why he picked Clinton Foundation lawyers he might not look to great. No, all in all I think it could easily turn out to be a negative for the Left to allow Nunes even 5 minutes to question him.
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Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 05:56 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 05:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 05:56 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2019 05:57 PM (OX6sG)
Fired, if it's my franchise.
Posted by: Bert G at May 21, 2019 05:56 PM (OMsf+)
Yep. I'd hire a team of pensioners. The place would be spotless and the food would be properly cooked.
Posted by: Archer at May 21, 2019 05:58 PM (gmo/4)
Mom never figured it out.
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 05:19 PM (gC2IV)
Comment the other day: Son repeatedly borrowed dad's car without permission. He reported it stolen and let son spend the night in jail.
If they don't learn young they won't learn at all.
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Top Trump administration officials said the attacks on ships off the UAE coast & and Saudi oil pipelines were coordinated and directed by #Iran's regime, according to GOP officials after today's closed briefing.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (BqBId)
Wasn't this briefing behind closed doors, because it was classified? So then the tattletales run out and tell the first quasi reporter they see.
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Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
I thought that was a "foopa."
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
The FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Region - refers to an excess of lower abdominal fat gathered near the female pubic area. This is not the same as a gunt, though they can coincide.
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That is just disgusting. I threw up the rat juices I sucked out of the rat this morning, when I read that.
Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 21, 2019 06:11 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
I thought that was a "foopa."
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
The FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Region - refers to an excess of lower abdominal fat gathered near the female pubic area. This is not the same as a gunt, though they can coincide.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 04:59 PM
That is just disgusting. I threw up the rat juices I sucked out of the rat this morning, when I read that.
Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 21, 2019 06:11 PM
I know, right? Humans are gross! Pardon me while I go attack that grasshopper over there and give it a paralyzing, long-term death.
Posted by: Meat-eating Australian spider at May 21, 2019 06:12 PM (COzlW)
I'd say fuck that - the intelligence committee is a bunch of lunatic assholes.
If they force you to testify, answer every questions with "its in the report." If they ask about anything not in the report say "I don't recall", or "I'm not here to talk about personal and confidential matters."
That would put everyone back in a tough spot. Citing Mueller for contempt casts a shadow over the work the Dems hope too use against Trump.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 21, 2019 06:17 PM (rgPG6)
Top Trump administration officials said the attacks on ships off the
UAE coast and Saudi oil pipelines were coordinated and directed
by #Iran's regime, according to GOP officials after today's closed
briefing.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 05:50 PM (BqBId)
This is an actual, honest-to-God casus belli. I wonder what the goal is here.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 21, 2019 05:55 PM
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The Iranians think that they can provoke Trump into a military strike which will trigger impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 06:18 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 21, 2019 06:31 PM (c5CNM)
And Mueller himself wants to slink off without being charged with Obstruction himself.
It's all Swamp Gas kabuki.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 21, 2019 11:06 PM (Ndje9)
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