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The publisher issued a cease-and-desist to a small comics company barring it from selling covers of the freshman Democrat in attire resembling that of Wonder Woman, according to comics sites. Devil's Due Comics is running a comic about AOC called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force: New Party Who Dis?"Apparently there were only 250 copies of this variant printed. This is not a popular comic book. But they're playing to a devoted group of fanatics. Meanwhile, the few copies that made it to the stands before the cease-and-desist are selling for $300 a pop on auction sites. Can you feel the socialism?! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet Only seventeen Oops, sorry. I thought I had the place to myself Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (ctEmO) 2
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (KB6If) 3
Silly Rabbit , Comics are for kids.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (e46OR) 4
She has the chest for it.
Posted by: Pep at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (MPhVK) 5
Yeah, no pathological narcissism here. And if she shows any interest in you, back away slowly and then turn around and run.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (RD7QR) 6
And I thought the Obama-fawning sycophants with their fainting spells were a tad over the top.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (pUDQf) 7
A few weeks ago, I mentioned her, forgot her real name and almost called her "That Donkey Chompers Woman from New York" when talking to a liberal. I think I might have actually said, "Yeah, her name is Alexandria Occasional Cortex or something like that."
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (sktRI) 8
Meanwhile, the few copies that made it to the stands before the cease-and-desist are selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.
=========== Those proceeds must be donated to the federal government. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (9cans) 9
Oops, sorry. I thought I had the place to myself
Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (ctEmO) ---- Take chance. Take a chance on me. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm) 10
Bloom is off her rose.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (9VeU0) 11
Comics, the only place socialism is actually successful.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (8D42x) 12
back away slowly and then turn around and run.
Wouldn't turn my back on her. Would not be prudent. Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (ctEmO) 13
Needed more décolletage.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (0tfLf) 14
DC Comics is run by socialist SJW asswipes. And like all socialist asswipes, will stab their mother in the back to make an extra $1 or protect $1 from being taken by someone.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (FiUMj) 15
@5
Why, will I turn into a pillar of salt? Posted by: Pep at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (MPhVK) 16
BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24.
Peach shakes are also back. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd) 17
The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful and, IMO, more attractive than she actually is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ahS0B) 18
DC providing free media coverage to AOC.
Posted by: Xander Crews at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (miXS6) Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (pUDQf) 20
I knew Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman was a friend of mine. You are no Wonder Woman.
Posted by: Batman, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (/Nl5q) 21
Take chance. Take a chance on me.
Posted by: fixerupper >>I don't believe we have been introduced. Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ctEmO) 22
16 BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24.
Peach shakes are also back. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd) [wipes away drool] Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR) 23
Looks like Blunder Woman to me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (lTZLC) 24
THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BY YOUNG LATINA COMMUNISTS
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj) 25
Sad that we have to talk about Sandy Donkey-Chompers to get a nood around here.
Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (40mSG) Posted by: a message from the Ad Council and the Dihydroxide Foundation at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (LL1Be) 27
Shouldn't her flag-cape be red with a hammer and sickle? The comic book is wrong from its opening cover. Not a good sign.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (6eEQ+) 28
How are they not embarrassed by this dear leaderish nonsense?
This level of idolatry is reserved for tyrants like Saddam Hussein. Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (0tfLf) 30
Cease the cultural appropriation!
What would be authentic garb for a bold and strong Latina anyway? Black dress and a mustache? Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (n/+Yw) 31
Um...
OK I guess. Sorta looks somewhat like Wonder Woman. DC and Marvel have some overzealous jerks as lawyers Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+) 32
Bloom is off her rose.
Joke's on you, I bleach my rose. It hasn't had a bloom on it since I was 14. Posted by: AOC at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (9t0Zz) 33
I'm soooo damned hawt!
Posted by: Little Lupe at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf) 34
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1) 35
The celebration of open communism in this country disgusts me greatly.
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Disney lawyers at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (LL1Be) 37
"New party, who dis?" That's some sophisticated writing there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (iys0/) 38
17 The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful and, IMO, more attractive than she actually is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ahS0B) Disagree. I think she looks way worse in these illustrations than in reality. And I don't think she's that much of a looker to begin with. Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (yWn4J) 39
24 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BY YOUNG LATINA COMMUNISTS
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj) ========= You joke, but I don't think Wonder Woman should be under copyright at all. Her first appearance was in 1941. Her creator died in 1947. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (9cans) 40
Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL
Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37) 41
So when does Wonder Women get hammered by the Old Crones of NY and CA?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM) 42
Gal Gadot should just bitch slap AOC into unconsciousness. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (3AmWB) 44
They didn't capture her stache at all. Disappointed! Sad! Saw that the young and attractive Sandy was making 43K/yr in NYC. This new acting job she has is paying her a lot more, and it's more funner! Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (T+ZG/) 45
"BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24."
Welp, that answers the question of what's for dinner tonight. Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (rAQUZ) 46
In edition three, SuperAOC rescues her kitchen from sink monster! Figures out how to operate a power switch!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (6eEQ+) 47
I saw a Hee Haw DVD infomercial this weekend and they kept showing a cartoon version of AOC.
Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (40mSG) 48
I'd say being about Congressperson KnowNothing automatically makes it parody.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8) 50
THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BY YOUNG LATINA COMMUNISTS
-- This is great, thanks! Posted by: Bill 'It's not adultry if my wife lets me watch' Kristol' at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (sktRI) 51
40 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL
Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37) ========== At what point does he just give up and become a Red Sox fan? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (9cans) 52
Can't wait for Jerry Nadler in a speedo as Fatman!
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (QB5Gw) 53
Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM) 54
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (xjiRE) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc) 56
45 "BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24."
Welp, that answers the question of what's for dinner tonight. Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (rAQUZ) Put that puppy in between two McRib sandwiches and really treat yourself. Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (40mSG) 57
54 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (xjiRE) ========= Here's a man with a passing familiarity with our copyright regime. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (9cans) 58
The fawning is gut wrenching... and when she gets called out on one of her stupid remarks, 'oh you don't recognize sarcasm'....
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (3Bzg7) 59
Socialism means you can just take whatever the fuck you want to from whomever you want to take it.
"WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A SUPERIOR ECONOMIC SYSTEM?!?!?!" - AOC Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (fdxBF) 60
"This is not a popular comic book. But they're playing to a devoted group of fanatics."
Yeah, her family and their pets. And the mind trust at MSNBC. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (6eEQ+) Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (6qErC) 62
Copyrights and infringment law is an affront to the rights of the People!!
P.S. Send a copy to each of my houses. Posted by: Bernie the Bolshevik at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (nEOLy) 63
Ah, DC Comics is a subsidiary of Tim Warner.
Yup, just like Disney, they are ruthlessly protecting their trademark (or copyright? I get those confused). Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (W+vEI) 64
I think she looks more like ISIS.
I agree, especially the color scheme. What I've seen of that comic, its horrible. Not just the content, the execution. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+) 65
Freda's unibrow is also subject to copyright
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (4vHRp) 66
Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM) She'd be like a donkey to a carrot. No fucking way those teeth are getting anywhere near my junk. Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1) 67
55 Wonder Woman = Invisible Plane
AOC = Invisible Brain Wonder Woman - Lasso of Truth AOC - Garbage Disposal of Mystery Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (3AmWB) 68
So what's her superpower? Contagious stupidity?
Everyone within 100 feet of her becomes massively stupid. It hasn't been noticed, because she's in Congress. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (Z4rgH) 69
I wonder if SNL makes fun of Big Tits O'Cortez, probably not, like they never made fun of Jugeared McBonehead. The possibilities would be endless were there someone at SNL like Mr. Mike anymore...but Noooooooo. Nooooooo...they have to be all nice and all that! Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (T+ZG/) 70
Inside cover has Occasional Cortex using the flag as a tampon.
*** But if you fold it in thirds it's the face of Alfred E Neumann Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (9VZ+F) 71
Since Wonder Woman was created by an S&M male faux feminist who likely hated America, imitation by AOC seems appropriate.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (e46OR) 72
She reminds me of the ditzy blonde in a commercial for some hotel chain.
She's sitting at the bar and says to the bartender, "Remember when we met?!" And the bartender patiently says, "You ordered a gin fizz." And she gushes, "And you made it with extra fizz!" while looking at him like he's going to wake up with a kidney missing. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC) 73
Can they child this down any further? She must be really popular in elementary school.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (jOEDM) 74
The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (1ISKN) 75
I love the song Dancing Queen.
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself. Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) 76
AOC did it all wrong.
Instead of shooting her mouth off, she should of gone with the totally sexy Congresswoman thing. Shy, demure smiles, the glasses. Lots of American flags and white marble statues of American figures in the background. Totally vamping congress. She'd get re-elected in a landslide. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (/Nl5q) 78
Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes? It's like the Obama Halo Effect... except with bulging, manic eyes.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (6eEQ+) 79
Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL
Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37) OOPS I was wrong. He did NOT fracture an ankle. He fractured BOTH ankles. Ya can't make this stuff up Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (FwN37) 80
The lawsuits will really start when their "Social Justice League" edition comes out.
Posted by: Ted K. at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (FJYfm) 81
Doll Eyes Alex comic book, a flash in the pan much like Gaylord in comics.
She will never beat early Wonder Woman comics in value. All the issues will soon be in the clearance bin for $1 or in the trash much like Domino Chance: Roach Extraordinaire. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (NpoKk) 82
Meh. She obviously doesn't have the boobies... or the gray matter.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Gs5TH) 83
I remember a comic book in the '60s making fun of LBJ and his Great Society plan, drawing him as a superhero. Of course, back then you could still make fun of Democrat politicians. The media trashed him at every opportunity for our involvement in Vietnam and for not withdrawing from the country ASAP.
I'm willing to bet that comic was funnier, standing on its own/viewed as a comic, then anything about Donkey-Chompers. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ClOmq) 84
Shouldn't she be draped in the Soviet flag? Or at least a Cuban or Venezualean one? I mean, that Stars n Stripes stuff is just gonna turn her fans off. Trigger them even.
Posted by: ken at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Ba+RP) 85
Her superpower is retroactively-applied dry humor that we just aren't smart enough to get.
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (bZ7mE) 86
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM **** Don't you fu*king dare bring up that one ride at D-land!!! Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf) 87
Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL
Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37) ========== At what point does he just give up and become a Red Sox fan? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts When he loses all standards. They're low now (being a Mets fan through the 70s), but until he shits his last vestige of humanity, He shalt not don Red Sox. Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (nEOLy) 88
Peach shakes are also back.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd) * * * * Yipeeeee!!!! If you have not tried one of the Chick-Fil-A peach shakes, you owe it to yourself as a human being to do so. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (RkS3d) 89
87 Meanwhile I really feel sorry for Jack Straw. I mean a Mets fan. Cespedas who is "recovering" from double sore heals was on his "Ranch" and broke an ankle? LOL
Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37) ========== At what point does he just give up and become a Red Sox fan? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts When he loses all standards. They're low now (being a Mets fan through the 70s), but until he shits his last vestige of humanity, He shalt not don Red Sox. Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (nEOLy) ========= So...soon? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (9cans) 90
Gosh, I why didn't they rip off Captain Marvel?
I keep hearing from the bluehairs how she's the most important female character ever and all the manbaby nerds are wrong for saying she's a loser no one cares about. Posted by: El Kabong at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (datdl) 91
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) ----- Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o?? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm) 92
53 Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM) Yes. I'm not proud about it. But she is a One. And if she's using her mouth on my balls and shaft, she's not using them to speak. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8) 93
Social Justice League: SolarMan can only fight crime when the sun is shining.
Oh, what am I saying. It would have to be SolarPERSON. Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (3AmWB) 94
83 I remember a comic book in the '60s making fun of LBJ and his Great Society plan, drawing him as a superhero. Of course, back then you could still make fun of Democrat politicians. The media trashed him at every opportunity for our involvement in Vietnam and for not withdrawing from the country ASAP.
I'm willing to bet that comic was funnier, standing on its own/viewed as a comic, then anything about Donkey-Chompers. -------------------- I'm trying to imagine LBJ in tights and a cape. The pictures in my brain are hideous. Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM) Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (+dsLj) 96
Issue #2: AOC versus.......The Disposall!!!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (nEOLy) 97
It IS a small world, after all.
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1) 98
Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes? It's like the Obama Halo Effect... except with bulging, manic eyes.
Yeah I saw one shot of her without it and with her mouth closed and she's reasonably attractive then. But you know that face is coming out soon and often. He did NOT fracture an ankle. He fractured BOTH ankles. Ya can't make this stuff up This could only happen to a Met. They have the worst physical trainers and coaches on earth. "how much should I lift coact?" "I dunno, all of them?" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+) 99
77
53 Would you let AOC suck your balls? Never, ever trust a leftist with your balls. Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (/Nl5q) Saying goes "Never put your d*** in crazy". Think it is reasonable to say don't let it get anywhere near crazy either. Think Lorena Bobbit. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (N39Ws) 100
are selling for $300 a pop"
Bill and Hillary would price them at $10,000 a shot and write off the loss at full value. Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (TQyCa) 101
I get comic books in general - like Dirty Harry, it's a world where a theme of power and ability is put forth to address powerlessness. In the 70s crooks were getting off on all kinds of technicalities so people were frustrated and Dirty Harry spoke to that. But these things have always been allegory.
I get the feelings behind the Left being faced with what they are facing, but I'm not quite cottoning to using real people the way this comic does. It just seems odd and not just a little unhealthy to me. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (IfYaq) 102
Don't you fu*king dare bring up that one ride at D-land!!! Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf) ---- Love Roller Coaster, child??? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (4At28) 104
Sandy Donkey-Chompers WONDER DUNCE!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: mikeyG: May is National Nerd Month at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LL1Be) 106
Issue #3 - Cow Farts are her Kryptonite!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (3AmWB) 107
who split dis is?
Posted by: x at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (nFwvY) 108
74 The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe a And it*s not even good bbq sauce. Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (/Nl5q) Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (0tfLf) 110
What a fvcked up world this is! The Onion couldn't come up with anything this absurd in it's best of bygone days.
Think about it: if someone told you 3 years ago that Donald Trump would be POTUS, and a freshman Congress-critter (formerly bar servant) would become a comic book feature while taking over the Democratic spokesman position from dottie old Nancy Pelosi... Posted by: hunh. Just... hunh. at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (K1IUD) 111
>>I wonder if SNL makes fun of Big Tits O'Cortez, probably not, like they never made fun of Jugeared McBonehead.
Gah, there is so much they could do with AOC, but they'll never do it. Meanwhile, this 24x7 AOC engagement is exhausting. Is her 15 minutes up yet? She's bordering on Kardashian level thirst. Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (W+vEI) 112
67 55 Wonder Woman = Invisible Plane
AOC = Invisible Brain Wonder Woman - Lasso of Truth AOC - Garbage Disposal of Mystery Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:03 PM (3AmWB) LOL Props Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B) 114
I would totally buy the Babylon Bee's version https://babylonbee.com/news/an-exclusive-look-at-the-new-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-comic-book
Posted by: BigFire at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LSx3v) 115
I, for one, would never confuse Donkey Chompers with Gal Gadot. Nope, never.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (JgA4k) 116
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman >Not hate. Awe that something I first heard 40+ years ago is still rattling around in my brain-pan Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ctEmO) 117
16 BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24.
Peach shakes are also back. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (O7aSd) Now there are a few CFA's in the Puget Sound area, so the lines should be shorter. Hate always tastes best with peaches and ice cream. And Eff the Left! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sy5kK) 118
good lord, I had to look on my phone, work computer won't let me see embedded tweets.
I should have known better. P.S. dear Leader Kim thinks this fawning over her is a bit much... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (8D42x) 119
BREAKING NEWS: Chik-Fil-A is bringing back the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon
Sandwich. It will only be available for a limited time, from May 20 through Aug. 24. Bad news: There goes my diet. Good news: Chik-Fil-A is on my way home from the gym. Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (tOP4K) 120
AOC: Now that I have you in the golden lasso of truth, you must explain why socialism is awesome!
Me: Socialism is a complete disaster that has resulted in starvation and a hundred million deaths so far. Also, you're an idiot. AOC: It's impossible to lie while in this lasso! Me: What does that tell you, genius? Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (gC2IV) 121
The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.
When they first came out, they were better. When they brought the things back, the meat was different and... much worse. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+) 122
"So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) ----- Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??" Normally, I hate the "Cultural Appropriation!" crowd, but when I hear those Swedes sing "since many jeers I haven't seen a rifle in your hand," I fully applaud shutting that shit down. Posted by: Ted K. at May 20, 2019 04:09 PM (FJYfm) 123
BASTARD!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (0tfLf) What? I was just lamenting on the fact that communism is spreading at such a rapid rate because in the grand scheme of things, we're smaller than Jupiter, so things travel fast. Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1) 124
I'm trying to imagine LBJ in tights and a cape. The pictures in my brain are hideous.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 * * . . . Ask, and it shall be given ye: https://tinyurl.com/y4gfbs5q Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (ClOmq) 125
103 Lynda Carter >. Gal Gadot
Fight me. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (4At2 *Pips shirt off. Puts on Lucha mask* Gal has sex, albeit off camera. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8) 126
Someone on eBay wants $1,200 or best offer for the variant Wonder Woman cover.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxa8nrlg Tempted to offer $1. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (NpoKk) Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (mSMPg) 128
Would you let AOC suck your balls
Depends, would be a cheap way to transition to female if you cant afford the surgery Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (+dsLj) 129
AOC and the Bougie Apartment of Doom Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (OLCnA) 130
101 I get comic books in general - like Dirty Harry, it's a world where a theme of power and ability is put forth to address powerlessness. In the 70s crooks were getting off on all kinds of technicalities so people were frustrated and Dirty Harry spoke to that. But these things have always been allegory.
I get the feelings behind the Left being faced with what they are facing, but I'm not quite cottoning to using real people the way this comic does. It just seems odd and not just a little unhealthy to me. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:07 PM (IfYaq) It's just this side of a cult of personality. You know that the only thing keeping a lot of these people from calling AOC the Great Steerswoman is that their peer group wouldn't get the reference. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR) 131
Stupid computer no longer likes the letter 'r'
*Rips* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8) 132
AOC: Now that I have you in the golden lasso of truth, you must explain why socialism is awesome!
Me: Socialism is a complete disaster that has resulted in starvation and a hundred million deaths so far. Also, you're an idiot. AOC: It's impossible to lie while in this lasso! Me: What does that tell you, genius? Posted by: Duke Lowell Don't strain yourself. She mangles the truth more than I ever could. Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (nEOLy) Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (IfYaq) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (39g3+) 135
Lefties can never make up their minds whether to dishonestly drape themselves in the flag or burn it.
I'd be good with one and then the other. Posted by: West at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (7Fa8Y) Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf) 137
The McRib is Spam with BBQ sauce.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe a And it*s not even good bbq sauce. Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (/Nl5q) Breaded Spam with lousy bbq sauce, a pickle and slice of onion.I usually get 2, maybe 3. Posted by: hunh. Just... hunh. at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (K1IUD) 138
That Babylon Bee take off on her is hilarious.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ahS0B) 139
OMG.. This affirms that all the leftiest lefties are the emotional age of 12..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (so+oy) 140
Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Absolutely not!! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B) Donkey chomping down an apple. Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (aKsyK) 142
AOC and the Bougie Apartment of Doom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM (OLCnA) Well done! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ahS0B) 143
When I gaze upon the countenance of Ms Donkey Chompers, I have to wonder: how close are we to Peak Stupid in this country?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (TdMsT) 144
Dude just called into Rick Roberts on DFW Talk Radio and said that Buttplug was impressive in the Town Hall on Fox.
What? Nothing I've seen him do has impressed me in any way, shape or form. Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1) 145
glad i gave up on comics and shit when i was about seven years old. opiates for dipshits.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:12 PM (KP5rU) 146
I like the part where her greatest foe is economics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (39g3+) 147
Not to be outdone, here comes Ilan Omar as "Somaliana" with her hijab--that easily transforms into a magic carpet.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (NFEMn) 148
I mean, that Stars n Stripes stuff is just gonna turn her fans off. Trigger them even.
*** No. Recently there's been assloads of graphics using the flag on the left, but as hijabs or with illegals waving it around. To claim ownership over it and forward a complete fantasy on the gullible and stupid. Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (62hxx) 149
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Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake. Enjoy! Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 * * . . . I love their food, but have never cared very much for peach-flavored anything. Do they offer vanilla and/or chocolate shakes? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ClOmq) 150
Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.
Enjoy! Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf) Don't have 20 of them a week and you're fine. Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1) 151
Would you let AOC suck your balls?
Absolutely not!! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B) ------ *spock Eyebrow* ...fascinating.... and unexpected Captain. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (8XRCm) 152
glad i gave up on comics and shit when i was about seven years old. opiates for dipshits.
Pro wrestling and NFL, that's for real geniuses and adults! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (39g3+) 153
150 Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.
Enjoy! Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf) Don't have 20 of them a week and you're fine. Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1) ========= You're not the boss of me! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans) 154
$300 bucks for a propaganda comic? There really is a sucker born every minute
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (2RvNA) 155
For the CFA Smokehouse, I made a hacked version by getting a grilled chicken club and putting my own bbq sauce on it.
Haven't been able to do a substitute for the peach shake though. Looks like I have dinner plans. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (IfYaq) 156
FWIW Gal Gadot has a tall, slim, model's body but I think she's extremely pretty.
If she ever smiled at me, I think me knees would go just a little weak. Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (JgA4k) 157
Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o??
Posted by: fixerupper I warned ya . . . "What's goin' on" by 4 Non-Blondes will now infest your cerebral cortex . . . Forever! Bwah ha ha!!! Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (fdxBF) 158
I would sue just because the artwork is so bad.
It looks like they made the boobs smaller after drawing the rest of the image. And the waist thicker. Like maybe the sjw's preemptively edited to make it more pc. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 04:14 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (sjdRT) 161
52 Can't wait for Jerry Nadler in a speedo as Fatman!
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (QB5Gw) Or Pete Buttigieg as Analman. Was this the same comic with the depiction of Nancy Pelosi showering that had us all throwing up a little? Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (ujg0T) 162
Less like Wonder Woman and more like Dumb Bunny from The Inferior Five and stupid blue jackass
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (wGqjj) 163
What? I was just lamenting on the fact that communism is spreading at such a rapid rate because in the grand scheme of things, we're smaller than Jupiter, so things travel fast.
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 04:10 PM **** You're not kidding anyone. You know the song. And the ride. That stupid boat ride and all those little dancing dolls singing "It's a Small..." Gawd. I can't bring myself to say it. Goes looking for beer. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (0tfLf) 164
As I understand it, her accessories included the Ministry of Truth Laso.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:15 PM (G0vdT) 165
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman ♫ Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam Doin the jitterbug out in muskrat land And the shimmy and Sammy's so skinny ♫ Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KB6If) 166
Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes?
*** All the time. You just see a lot of them because they're popular in the dextrosphere Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (62hxx) 167
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) ----- Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o?? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm) Mah-na-mah-na... do doo do do Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (8D42x) 168
If she ever smiled at me, I think me knees would go just a little weak.
Gal Gadot has an advantage over most really beautiful women in that she seems really, really approachable and friendly as opposed to "beautiful but would treat you like a speck" looks. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+) 169
152; CRT, don't watch that shit either.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU) 170
when the revolution comes, comrades, copyright holders will be first against the wall.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (JziUy) 171
169 152; CRT, don't watch that shit either.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU) ========= Nothing but original language Greek drama for this guy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (9cans) 172
You're not kidding anyone.
You know the song. And the ride. That stupid boat ride and all those little dancing dolls singing "It's a Small..." Gawd. I can't bring myself to say it. Goes looking for beer. > I haven't thought the same way about Disney World since finding a dildo for sale in Epcot. Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (ctEmO) 173
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Would you let AOC suck your balls? Absolutely not!! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (ahS0B) Neigh! Posted by: That guy who yells at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (ymnmz) 174
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) ----- Can you hear the drums Fernando-o-o-o?? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm) Mah-na-mah-na... do doo do do Posted by: SturmToddler We had joy we had fun We had seasons in the sun Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (KB6If) 175
Have any of the networks announced their Fall TV lineup?
I'm sure one of them has cooked up a series about a young Latina with a cute rack (wink wink) who goes to Washington to fight for Social Justice..... Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn) 176
114 I would totally buy the Babylon Bee's version https://babylonbee.com/news/an-exclusive-look-at-the-new-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-comic-book
Posted by: BigFire at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LSx3v) Awesome! I love the Thomas Sowell panel. Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (xjiRE) 177
You're not kidding anyone.
You know the song. And the ride. That stupid boat ride and all those little dancing dolls singing "It's a Small..." Gawd. I can't bring myself to say it. I've been to Disneyland many times. I've never ridden that ride. I will never ride that ride. Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (9t0Zz) 178
I'm sure one of them has cooked up a series about a young Latina with a cute rack (wink wink) who goes to Washington to fight for Social Justice.....
--- Madam Secretary spinoff. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (IfYaq) 179
Just to be clear, I*m ok with the spam part, but there is just no excuse for lousy bbq sauce.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (/Nl5q) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (ymnmz) 181
171: damn straight. however, bowling for dollars kicks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (LWu6U) Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (gC2IV) 185
181 171: damn straight. however, bowling for dollars kicks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (KP5rU) ========= It's a distinction without a real difference. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:18 PM (9cans) 186
175 Have any of the networks announced their Fall TV lineup?
I'm sure one of them has cooked up a series about a young Latina with a cute rack (wink wink) who goes to Washington to fight for Social Justice..... Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn) They already made a movie about it. Only she's a hot blonde. "Long Shot" Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (bcbK8) 187
So when is "Donkey Chompers: The Movie" coming out?
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (88+cf) 188
I'm trying to imagine LBJ in tights and a cape. The pictures in my brain are hideous. Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN * * . . . Ask, and it shall be given ye: https://tinyurl.com/y4gfbs5q Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius How about FDR as Professor Xavier Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (aKsyK) 189
The only good thing about AOC: she's solidly in the generation that is good w/butt stuff. Oh and tits, those too.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (NGY3f) Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn) 191
Accomplishments:
Uh Stupid piece of climate change legislation no one will vote for. Yeah, totally superhero stuff there. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (Boy/L) 192
Your puny earworms wont affect me... ......because..... Im walkin on sunshine. Yeah. Yeah. Im walkin on sunshine. Yeah. Yeah. Im walkin on sunshine. And dont it feel GOOD! Hey! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8erNz) Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (MAstk) 195
174; rickb, damn you straight to hell. do not pass go.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (KP5rU) 196
You know who needs a graphic novel? Sinema. Really, really graphic.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (nDdGQ) 197
Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.
*** I find that if I stir in 4 packets of sugar it's a lot smoother. Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (62hxx) 198
It bothers me that there are people in this world so utterly devoid of intelligence that they think AOC should be worshiped.
It bothers me more that they vote. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (AB9tT) 199
Is there an Alexandria the Talking Donkey movie in the works.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (JgA4k) 200
Oh, Cursed Day!
The terrorists have won. Whataburger is being put up for sale. Flags should be flying at half-mast all over Texas. They'll probably get gobbled up by some a-holes like Chucky Cheese Posted by: naturalfake at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (9X624) 201
I haven't thought the same way about Disney World since finding a dildo for sale in Epcot.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:17 PM (ctEmO) ------ I thought they closed the Wonders of Life pavilion. Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Xvo1a) 202
I would totally buy the Babylon Bee's version
https://babylonbee.com/news/an-exclusive-look-at-the-new-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-comic-book Posted by: BigFire at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LSx3v) When the WOPR daughter was young, Piggy, her stuffed pig, was a pig sniper always on the lookout for cow spies. Now all grown up, she pointed the BB article out to me and said the pig snipers would help the Bovine Boss stop AOC. Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (J70i0) 203
194 SJW corporations Nike and Adidas begging Trump to end tariffs.
lol get fucked. I'm waiting for the "STFU or we send out the Coasties to shove your entire inventory into the Pacific before it ever gets to port" tweet. Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz) 204
166 Has she ever been photographed without bugeyes?
---------------------- Depends on the angle of the shot when she's doing it doggie style. Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk) 206
75 I love the song Dancing Queen.
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself. Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) Knowing me, knowing you..... Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ujg0T) Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) 208
And dont it feel GOOD!
Hey! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm) Do you want me to start "Baby Shark?" Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (TdMsT) 209
Great BBQ doesn't need sauce. Just gets in the way of the flavor. And some BBQ sauce is fantastic.
Just like water gets in the way of great whiskey. Actually, not like that at all. Never tried great BBQ with a great whiskey chaser, though. Hmm. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (6eEQ+) 210
hardees/carls jr. will buy whataburger and destroy whatever it once was. bank it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5rU) 211
The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (IfYaq) 212
So when is "Donkey Chompers: The Movie" coming out?
Posted by: Roland THTG It'll be the next Lego movie. Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (KB6If) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (4At28) 214
So you guys just knock off the hate or I'll give you an earworm that'll make you want to shoot yourself.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:04 PM (fdxBF) Knowing me, knowing you..... Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ujg0T) On the day that you were born the angles got together and decided to make a dream come true oooo oo oooo ooo. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz) 215
So, scorched earth, eh?
Una Paloma Blanca... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (NFEMn) 216
Holy Dental Floss AOC! It's your old nemesis Common Sense Man. Watch out for his Logic Ray!!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (OLCnA) 217
I've seen crack whores that make more sense than this chick.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (7q/JE) 218
205 AOC Super Genius:
https://tinyurl.com/yxo9fyox Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk) -------- That can't be real. Funny though. Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT) 219
Oh, Cursed Day!
The terrorists have won. Whataburger is being put up for sale. Flags should be flying at half-mast all over Texas. *** In other news, 5 Guys has announced its name change to 5 Guys and a Girl. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (0tfLf) 220
The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell....
Posted by: WitchDoktor Puff the magic dragon Live by the sea Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (KB6If) 221
Your puny earworms wont affect me...
......because..... Im walkin on sunshine. Yeah. Yeah. Im walkin on sunshine. Yeah. Yeah. Im walkin on sunshine. And dont it feel GOOD! Hey! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm) I want Candy... I want candy Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (8D42x) 222
>>> selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.
Idiots, who dis? Trudeau got his own comic too. Does not mean he will remember in the annals of history as a good Canadian PM. The anals of history perhaps. Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (VjxvX) 223
The only good thing about AOC: she's solidly in the generation that is good w/ butt stuff.
Why is this a thing? The vag is specifically designed to give your prick a good time and to push out babies. The butt is specifically designed to push shit out. It's the inferior hole for sex. Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused? Or are they secretly a bit gay and checking out what it'll feel like when they finally indulge? Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (9t0Zz) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (pw+jk) 225
naturalfake: "Whataburger is being put up for sale."
Wait, what!? It's a Texas institution. They can't do this. To the Alamo! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (6eEQ+) 226
hardees/carls jr. will buy whataburger and destroy whatever it once was. bank it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Sucker bet. I'm not touching it. Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (KB6If) 227
Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused? Or are they secretly a bit gay and checking out what it'll feel like when they finally indulge? Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (9t0Zz) I agree. Never was interested in it. Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn) 228
And just when I thought Cedric Diggory Batman couldn't look less manly, along comes a comic book character who makes it happen.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (IfYaq) 229
Is there an Alexandria the Talking Donkey movie in the works.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:20 PM (JgA4k) A remake of the Disney movie Gus the field goal kicking donkey Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (OLCnA) Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8XRCm) 231
Posted by: Batman, unimpressed with your wokeness at May 20, 2019 03:58 PM (/Nl5q)
Nice - and it gives me an idea (if the DC writers actually want it, which I doubt). A correctly-written Batman could spend an entire arc entertaining himself with putting in the minimal amount of Bat-effort to stop SJW villains. He'd take into account all of the ways they were playing themselves already, and then he'd just tweak this or nudge that, and all their plans would fall apart over and over again. And they'd go to Arkham Asylum... over and over again, unfortunately, because Arkham is infamously a revolving door. Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (DHRa5) 232
Saw a pic of her "boyfriend". I've seen more impressive muscular development on a 95 year old woman. Dude is a lump of lard. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (T+ZG/) Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU) 234
Won't you take me to. . . funkytown?
Posted by: Lipps Inc. at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (1sNHT) 235
Da-Do-run-run-run da-do-run-run
Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ctEmO) 236
I want Candy... I want candy Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (8D42x) I think every high school marching band does that song. Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (TdMsT) 237
1-877-Kars for kids
K-A-R-S Kars for kids Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (gC2IV) 238
her hair is much thinner than the drawing. in fact its thinner than Gillibrands and that is uber thin
Posted by: Avi at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (kSq2k) 239
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*clears throat* Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top Down in the Tennessee hills..... Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8XRCm) ========== ROCKY TOP! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE! HOME SWEET HOME TO ME! *UT family member* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans) 240
Silly reich-wingers.
Milkshakes are for throwing at politicians you don't like, not for consumption. https://tinyurl.com/y2el4yfg Posted by: Ann Navarro-whatever at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (nGsFZ) 241
Are there any AOC versions of hentai? Or really just anything involving tentacle porn?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (/QZNr) 242
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
Hey! Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (0tfLf) 243
218
205 AOC Super Genius: https://tinyurl.com/yxo9fyox Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk) -------- That can't be real. Funny though. Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT) === Satire?!?!? But totally believable given the subject matter. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be) 245
Boy this thread has taken a strange turn down the old dirt road
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37) Posted by: Francis the talking mule at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (aKsyK) 247
Puny earworms
>Showers wash all my cares away; I wake up to a sunny day, 'cause I love a rainy night. Yeah, I love a rainy night. Well, I love a rainy night. Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (62hxx) 248
And dont it feel GOOD!
Hey! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm) I want Candy... I want candy Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 * * . . . The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (ClOmq) 249
*UT family member*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans) ------ ITS BECAUSE YOURE ALL RELATED ANYWAY!!!! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm) 250
So, scorched earth, eh?
Una Paloma Blanca... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! Posted by: JoeF. The Night Chicago Died Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (nEOLy) 251
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (9t0Zz)
Well, I'm glad you brought it up, not me, but I think Brave Sir Robin is unlikely to be having sex with A O-C. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (ahS0B) 252
Mumble mumble mumble badadada....Hey, Macarena!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (IfYaq) 253
*clears throat*
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top Down in the Tennessee hills..... Posted by: fixerupper Hit yourself in the nuts with a 3 lb sledge. Your voice isn't high enough. Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (KB6If) 254
And dont it feel GOOD!
Hey! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8XRCm) Do you want me to start "Baby Shark?" Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:22 PM (TdMsT) I had to laugh in the last round of the playoffs. the Colorado avalanche were beating San Jose at home, and during a break ini play they put that on the speaker system on a NATIONAL broadcast... they lost the series, but it was still funny as hell. I hope ST. Louis does the same thing tomorrow before closing out the series. Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (8D42x) 255
241 Are there any AOC versions of hentai? Or really just anything involving tentacle porn?
Asking for a friend. ---------------------------- I had my son's iPhone and downloaded a tentacle pron video and gave it back to him. I'm still laughing. Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM) Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (LL1Be) 257
800-5-3-8-2-300, Empiiire!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (4At28) 258
Just FYI - there are over a hundred grams of sugar in a small Chik-Fil-a peach shake.
Enjoy! Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:11 PM (pUDQf) * * * * Fabulous! No wonder it tastes so good! I order the large, drink half and then put the rest in the freezer for the next day. Cheaper than ordering two smalls! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (RkS3d) 259
So, scorched earth, eh?
Una Paloma Blanca... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! Posted by: JoeF. The Night Chicago Died Posted by: The Disposall! Billy don't be a hero Don't be a fool with your life Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If) 260
Don't Worry...Be Happy
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (e46OR) 261
Why is it that the right is perpetually mocked as stupid, but the left repeatedly returns to comic books and memes in order to appeal to its mouth-breather base?
Projection ain't just a river in Egypt. Posted by: red speck at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (6Krd7) Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (62hxx) 263
Nike and Adidas begging Trump to end tariffs.
Do either of these dipshits produce a single shoe in the US? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Boy/L) Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (/QZNr) Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (IfYaq) 266
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (ahS0B) 267
*UT family member* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans) ----------- I didn't know you were a Texan. 'Cause that's the only UT there is. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (sktRI) 269
224 Groove is in the heaaaart.
Groove is in the heaaart. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:24 PM (pw+jk) deeeeeEEEEEEELITE! Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (RD7QR) 270
Earworms? Call Jenny.
Posted by: 8675309 at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (6eEQ+) 271
There's a dead skunk in the Middle of the Road.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (jsWA8) 272
Apparently there were only 250 copies of this variant printed. In 10 years, all 250 will have been incinerated by Global Warming. Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (LL1Be) 273
Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused? Or are they secretly a bit gay and checking out what it'll feel like when they finally indulge?
************* Dont be so anal Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (+dsLj) 274
Hey Baby I'm the telephone Man,
show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can... Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (nEOLy) 275
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (pw+jk
Actually given all the "gender" confusion, it's good to see she is a traditionalist! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (3hr5B) 276
was she born without eyelashes?
Posted by: Avi at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (kSq2k) 277
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (TdMsT) 278
"Plunder Woman".
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (i6shs) 279
Nike is so over priced now I wouldn't buy their stuff even if wasn't boycotting them.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (e46OR) 280
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Impanema goes walking and Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (KB6If) 281
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37) sorry.
The threads that don't take a weird turn are few and fair between. I've learned this in my six years or so of posting here. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (ahS0B) 282
So, scorched earth, eh?
Una Paloma Blanca... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! Posted by: JoeF. The Night Chicago Died Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:27 PM (nEOLy) Never gonna give you, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and forget you... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (8D42x) Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (AURKQ) 284
So, scorched earth, eh?
Una Paloma Blanca... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! Posted by: JoeF. The Night Chicago Died Posted by: The Disposall! Billy don't be a hero Don't be a fool with your life Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If) Don't start with me, amateurs. I've never seen him act this way, My God, he's goin' crazy He said he's gonna make you pay For what we done-- he's got a GUN! So run, Joey run, Joey run! Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (Boy/L) 285
The night they drove old Dixie down. And the bells were ringin
They went la la la la la la lalalalaa Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (gC2IV) 286
245 Boy this thread has taken a strange turn down the old dirt road
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (FwN37) When you hear the banjos, grab your gun. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR) 287
*UT family member*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans) ----- You're probably old enough to remember when Peyton Manning brought home the National Champioship his senior year huh.....??? Posted by: THE BLACKSHIRTS at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (8XRCm) 288
Hey Mr Tally man
tally me bananas Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (KB6If) 289
Alright, who let the dogs out?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (IfYaq) 290
$300 for a comic book subjected to a cease and desist order? Imagine ... (just imagine!) ... what her sex tape(s) will sell for! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (pNxlR) 291
Ooga shocka ooga ooga ooga shocka
Posted by: Blue Swede at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (1sNHT) 292
Boy you guys are picking some interesting topics to discuss.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (dUJdY) 293
Ring my beeeelll. Ring my bell.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (pw+jk) 294
So, scorched earth, eh?
Una Paloma Blanca... Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 20, 2019 04:21 PM (lKDd/) A-A-A-Afternoon Delight! Posted by: JoeF. The Night Chicago Died Posted by: The Disposall! Billy don't be a hero Don't be a fool with your life Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If) Don't start with me, amateurs. I've never seen him act this way, My God, he's goin' crazy He said he's gonna make you pay For what we done-- he's got a GUN! So run, Joey run, Joey run! Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) Indiana Wants me, Lord I can't go back there Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (nEOLy) 295
Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If) I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (e46OR) 296
Billy Jo Mac Alister jumped off the Talahatchee Bridge.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (2LelM) 297
What your friends all say is fine,
But it can't compete with this pillow talk of mine! You can't find love on a one way street; It takes two to tango, takes two to meet and compete. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ClOmq) 298
Meanwhile, the few copies that made it to the stands before the cease-and-desist are selling for $300 a pop on auction sites.
Can you feel the socialism?! Capitalism has an unstoppable Game-Over Death Weapon which defeats socialism every time: Co-option. Every single idea, meme, design, image, graphic, philosophy or music coming out of the socialist movement will immediately be packaged and sold back to the pseudo-socialist cretins at a profit. It happens so fast and co comprehensively that for most Juvenile Communists, they only way they even learn about leftist memes in the first place is on capitalist products -- the Che Guevara short being the most famous example, along with Clash albums, Barack Obama biographies and AOC comix. Capitalism co-opts socialism with a market-driven agility so shameless that it would make Adam Smith blush. Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (5tb4C) 299
Every communist ever: All your intellectual property are belong to us. Likewise your cash, real estate, food, and children.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (0OWcv) Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (pUDQf) 301
Just stop it with the songs!
I now have Macarena on YouTube and am thinking about... "Wannabe". Yikes. Who am I? Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (sktRI) 302
I'd say this thread went off the rails but I don't think it was ever on them.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs) 303
My folks were always putting him down
They said he came from the wrong side of town They told me he was bad but I knew he was sad That's why I fell for Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (62hxx) 304
Can't resist temptation: "Nike is so over priced now I wouldn't buy their stuff even if wasn't boycotting them."
No, please don't do that! If you don't buy their shoes, we'll go homeless and lose tattoo privileges! Posted by: NBA at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (6eEQ+) 305
Listen while I play, my green tambourine
Posted by: Lemon Pipers at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (1sNHT) 306
When you hear the banjos, grab your gun.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (RD7QR) Ok that there is funny Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FwN37) 307
295 Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If) I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (e46OR) They fill me with rage against the band Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8) 308
I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM (e46OR) Word up! Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (pUDQf) 309
See the USA
In your Chevrolet Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (KB6If) 310
278 "Plunder Woman". Posted by: SaltyDonnie at May 20, 2019 04:30 PM (i6shs) Blunder Woman and 'Stace, her adorably obtuse tank. Knight Rider for the woke'uns! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (IfYaq) 313
I'd say this thread went off the rails but I don't think it was ever on them.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs) ----- Crazy. But thats how it goes. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (8XRCm) 314
the Che Guevara short = the Che Guevara shirt
Although, Che Guevara shorts would be a clever product as well. Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (5tb4C) 315
295; i usually laugh uncontrollably. dumbest piece of shit ever. almost as bad as ben.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be) 317
Well, I'm glad you brought it up, not me, but I think Brave Sir Robin is unlikely to be having sex with A O-C.
============== Yeah, she had her chance. Then she served me a crappy margarita. Game. Over. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (NGY3f) 318
> the Che Guevara short being the most famous example, along with Clash albums, Barack Obama biographies and AOC comix.
As someone once put it: If Che were alive today, he'd be saying "Hey, commies! Where are my royalties for all those shirts and posters?" That's why I always chuckle when a hard-left site starts serving me popups begging for cash. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0OWcv) 319
graphic, philosophy or music coming out of the socialist movement will immediately be packaged and sold back to the pseudo-socialist cretins at a profit.
*** Take these ropes for example! Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (62hxx) 320
One tin solider rides awaaaay! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (4At28) 322
See them out on the street at night, walkin' --
Picking up on all kinds of strangers -- If the price is right you can score, If your pocket's nice Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (ClOmq) 323
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night they hanged an innocent man Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (gC2IV) 324
I've had nothing but bad luck Since the day I saw the cat at my door So I came here to you, sweet lady Answering your mystical call Crystal ball on the table Showing the future, the past Same cat with them evil eyes And I knew it was a spell she'd cast She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you from behind Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (T+ZG/) 325
Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (TAmPV) 326
Who is this female superhero character "Wonder Woman" they are talking about? I thought Captain Marvel was the first and only female superhero to be featured in movies?
Posted by: savert at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (RDwMg) 327
some donkey ears on her would take care of that infringement problem.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (OX6sG) 328
I'd say this thread went off the rails but I don't think it was ever on them.
Posted by: Insomniac You have ten, TEN comments to get shit said! Then, we are off to the races! Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (KB6If) 329
That's right, silly rabbit
Tricks are made for kids, don't you know that? You without me: like cornflake without the milk It's my world--you just a squirrel, tryin' to get a nut Posted by: Lemon Pipers at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (1sNHT) 330
> Although, Che Guevara shorts would be a clever product as well.
Just don't make them star-spangled booty shorts like the real Wonder Woman wears, or DC will sue your ass. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0OWcv) 331
Who am I?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM (sktRI) Who are you? Cause I really want to know Come on tell me who are you you you oh you Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (OLCnA) 332
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat Posted by: Flawless Male Logic *snort Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KB6If) Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (8D42x) 334
earworm wars!
"Heart Of Gold" I want to live I want to give I've been a miner for a heart of gold It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old I've been to Hollywood I've been to Redwood I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold I've been in my mind It's such a fine line That keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old Keep me searching for a heart of gold You keep me searching and I'm growing old Keep me searching for a heart of gold I've been a miner for a heart of gold Posted by: neil young at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (K1IUD) 335
Billy don't be a hero
Don't be a fool with your life Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:28 PM (KB6If) I'll admit that a couple of lines in that song put a lump in my throat. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:31 PM And a bullet in Billy's ass. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (ahS0B) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KzvQU) 338
I was born in the wagon of a travelin show, my momma used to dance for the money they'd throw.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (pUDQf) 339
They're both welcome to put forward their best case to me.
Sure, one on each knee, they can do their best to win my heart. Is this the worse song ever recorded thread? https://youtu.be/xuIAcZ_BS64 That is the worst song ever recorded Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (62hxx) 341
The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful
-------- Anything short of a thought bubble with a "?" in it would make her look more thoughtful. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (xSo9G) 342
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener....
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (IfYaq) Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (e46OR) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (pw+jk) 345
Is that Tootie Green? or is it the Dashboard lights?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (jsWA8) 346
Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused?
(1) it's a novelty, and (2) modern porn has removed any 'gay taint' to anal, so it is within the realm of normal hetero 'spicing things up' experimenting. Personally, it's only interesting in theory and on film. In the real world, it is logistically a Very Bad Idea. Posted by: wooga at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (/QZNr) 347
@ 284 - See me at 213.
Neener! Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:34 PM (4At2 Fine. I warned you. She said, "Rocky I've never been in love before, don't know if I can do it, But if you let me lean on you, take my hand I might get through it. Oh and I said, " Baby oh sweet baby it's love will set us free, and God knows if the world should end your love is safe with me. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (Boy/L) 348
I am choking to death here.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KzvQU) ----- DAMN YOU!!!! YOU CHANGED YOUR HASH AND RUINED MY CHOKE JOKE!! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (8XRCm) 349
> Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused?
A friend of a fried supposedly once caught a shipmate having sex with a halibut. Yeah, they'd been out on the fishing grounds for a while. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (0OWcv) 350
OK, I think I can top them all:
I was born and raised down in Alabama On a farm way back up in the woods I was so ragged that folks used to call me Patches Papa used to tease me about it 'Cause deep down inside he was hurt 'Cause he'd done all he could My papa was a great old man I can see him with a shovel in his hands, see Education he never had He did wonders when the times got bad The little money from the crops he raised Barely paid the bills we made For, life had kick him down to the ground When he tried to get up Life would kick him back down One day Papa called me to his dyin' bed Put his hands on my shoulders And in his tears he said He said, Patches I'm dependin' on you, son To pull the family through My son, it's all left up to you Two days later Papa passed away, and I became a man that day So I told Mama I was gonna quit school, but She said that was Daddy's strictest rule So every mornin' 'fore I went to school I fed the chickens and I chopped wood too Sometimes I felt that I couldn't go on I wanted to leave, just run away from home But I would remember what my daddy said With tears in his eyes on his dyin' bed He said, Patches I'm dependin' on you, son I tried to do my best It's up to you to do the rest Then one day a strong rain came And washed all the crops away And at the age of 13 I thought I was carryin' the weight of the Whole world on my shoulders And you know, Mama knew What I was goin' through, 'cause Every day I had to work the fields 'Cause that's the only way we got our meals You see, I was the oldest of the family And everybody else depended on me Every night I heard my Mama pray Lord, give him the strength to make another day So years have passed and all the kids are grown The angels took Mama to a brand new home Lord knows, people, I shedded tears But my daddy's voice kept me through the years Sing, Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son To pull the family through My son, it's all left up to you Oh, I can still hear Papa's voice sayin' Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son I've tried to do my best It's up to you to do the rest I can still hear Papa, what he said Patches, I'm dependin' on you, son To pull the family through My son, it's all left up to you Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (ujg0T) 351
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 20, 2019 04:29 PM (+dsLj)
OK this sock made me spit my seltzer. ...wait, it is a sock isn't it? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (OX6sG) 352
341 The second picture makes Sandy O-C look more thoughtful That's the "tell" that it is fantasy Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (pNxlR) 353
Keep me searching for a heart of gold You keep me searching and I'm growing old Keep me searching for a heart of gold I've been a miner for a heart of gold Posted by: neil young at May 20, 2019 04:35 PM (K1IUD) This never gets old. Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (NFEMn) 354
We've been good, but we can't last, Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast! Want a plane that loops the loop, (Me, I want a Hula-Hoop!) We can hardly stand the wait, Please, Christmas, don't be late! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (ClOmq) 355
> Anything short of a thought bubble with a "?" in it would make her look more thoughtful.
Remember the old-school dial tone on landlines? That's what I imagine her thought process sounding like. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (0OWcv) 356
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat Posted by: Flawless Male Logic ==== WOW. Somebody went nuclear. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (OLCnA) 358
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt I said, what what, in the butt You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? Let's do it in the butt, okay. Posted by: Butters at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (6eEQ+) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KzvQU) 360
Although, Che Guevara shorts would be a clever product as well.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:33 PM I thought somebody somewhere made a set of boxers with Castro on the front. His open mouth is where the fly was. I neve bought a pair but one could do the same with certain politicians. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Big Boobs at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (pUDQf) 362
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ahS0B) Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (LL1Be) 364
I was born in the wagon of a travelin show, my momma used to dance for the money they'd throw.
Posted by: AlaBAMA -------- Gypsies...tramps and thieves...or fleas, or whatever. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (xSo9G) 365
Devil's Due Comics is running a comic about AOC called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force
Shoulda called it the "Freshman Farce." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (if8r4) 366
Do the Hustle
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KB6If) 367
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:37 PM (pNxlR)
Sorry. Good point! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ahS0B) 368
That's right
Uh huh I said get off of the street Get off of the street, boy People gonna think, yes they're gonna think People gonna people gonna think you're SPAZZ! Posted by: The Elastik Band at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (1sNHT) 369
yoyoyoyoy
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (KB6If) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (LL1Be) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (ClOmq) 375
Where on Earth did you go?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KzvQU) In someones tummy. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY) 376
Are guys really so sexually jaded they need to slick their dick in poop to get aroused?
A friend of a fried supposedly once caught a shipmate having sex with a halibut. Yeah, they'd been out on the fishing grounds for a while. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:36 PM (0OWcv) someone should introduce him to the tranny that had a vagina made from tilapia.... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (8D42x) 377
DOJ To Nadler: 'Congress may not constitutionally compel the President's senior advisors testify'
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (MAstk) 378
"I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
Apparently Meatloaf finally admitted that "that" was letting his gf do him in the butt with a strapon. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (0OWcv) Posted by: Dr Frankenfurter at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (pUDQf) 380
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat Posted by: Flawless Male Logic ==== WOW. Somebody went nuclear. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable That's close to war crimes. Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (KB6If) 381
Who am I?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM IIRC, from back when you hung out on the ONT, before movin' on up to the East Side, Mrs. Bozo Conservative? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (O7aSd) Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm) 383
There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy) 384
Speaking of slightly gay, I might have a little man crush on Seb Gorka.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (NGY3f) 385
Where on Earth did you go?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:38 PM (KzvQU) In someones tummy. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY) is that lovin in their tummy? Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (8D42x) 386
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth. My two front teeth. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (gC2IV) 387
Would it be waving a red cape in front of a bull to confront pro-abortion fanatics by singing "You're Having Muh BayBee"? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (pNxlR) 388
DC and AOC: When Private Corporations Censor the Left, Both Sides Are Wrong
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (a6lHh) 389
371 Disco
Disco duck Disco Disco duck Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:39 PM (KB6If) In fairness, do intentional mockeries and parodies count? Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (ujg0T) 390
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (KzvQU) 391
When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind The ground started shaking No grass grew where she'd been Posted by: The Jimmy Castor Bunch at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (1sNHT) 392
To be fair, she does have the cans to fill that costume. She doesn't have the looks of Linda Carter (or Gail Gadot), but she has (had) the curves. I'm betting the freshman Congresswoman 15 (or 50) is coming along nicely Posted by: hobgoblin at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (w+Z9D) 393
Down by the river that runs by the coal-yard
Stand wooden houses with shutters torn down. There lives a girl everybody calls Patches, Patches, my darling, of old shanty-town. *sniff* Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (hu22E) Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (488xF) 395
Ha: "DOJ To Nadler: 'Congress may not constitutionally compel the President's senior advisors testify'"
Harrumph! Then I'm compelled to eat a tub of fried butter. Posted by: Nadler to DOJ at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (6eEQ+) 396
I want you,
I need you, But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. . . . Now don't be sad, 'Cause two out of three ain't bad Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (ClOmq) 397
381 Who am I?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:32 PM IIRC, from back when you hung out on the ONT, before movin' on up to the East Side, Mrs. Bozo Conservative? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 04:40 PM (O7aSd) In a deeeeeluxe apartment In the skyyyhyyyyhyyy? Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (RD7QR) 398
Isinglass, made from the bladders of sturgeon has been used for the clarification of beer and wine for centuries.
Might pass for a faux vagina in a pinch. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN) 399
There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! Breaker 19, it looks like we got us a convoy! Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (KB6If) 400
is that lovin in their tummy?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (8D42x) We can take care of that! Posted by: Planned parenthood at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (OX6sG) 401
Hmmm, an A on her costume?
Bet is the only 'A' she ever got, sure as hell didn't get many in school. Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NgKpN) 402
I've got an old mule and her name is Sal AOC, fifteen miles on the erie canal.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (gmo/4) 403
I am gonna bust out some Madonna if you fuckers don't quit this shit!
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (488xF) 404
> I'm betting the freshman Congresswoman 15 (or 50) is coming along nicely
In ten years she's going to look exactly like that dead-eyed harridan who was standing next to her at the SOTU. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (0OWcv) 405
ok, so not exactly a song, per say...
but cast into your minds eye anything from the Star Wars Christmas Special... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (8D42x) Posted by: Bucky at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (pUDQf) 407
So some rinky-dink company pulls a few hundred books, sells the regular covers, and gets a ton of free publicity. It's almost like a....stunt, or something....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc) 408
Personally, it's only interesting in theory and on film. In the real world, it is logistically a Very Bad Idea. Posted by: wooga Yup. Only good in theory. Or after she does a colonoscopy prep. Posted by: hobgoblin at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (w+Z9D) Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (mSMPg) 411
'Cause two out of three ain't bad Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM But one is the loneliest number. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (0tfLf) 412
Here, Fluffy...
Where are you? Where are you? First time I saw Fluffy, was a cold December night Shivering in the darkness by the roadside A lost and lonesome puppy that couldn't really walk, but tried To run to me somehow, I knew my Fluffy would always be by my side I took you home and cared for you and nursed you back to health Everyday we would run and play How we've grown to love each other, everywhere we go You and me, somehow I knew my Fluffy would always be by my side Here, Fluffy... Where are you? Where are you? Oh, how much you mean to me One day we went camping and little Fluffy got lost Oh, where? Oh, where could Fluffy be? We looked but couldn't find you when it was time to go Somewhere my Fluffy's looking for me Now I'm lost and lonesome, I'm wondering everywhere Looking for my Fluffy, please come home Got so dark, I lost my way then Fluffy came to me And led me home, somehow I knew my Fluffy would always be by my side Here, Fluffy... Where are you? Where are you? Oh, how much you mean to me Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (5tb4C) 413
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling Posted by: Miklos, utterly clueless at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (QzkSJ) 414
357
Winchester Cathedral you're bringing me down you stood and you watched as my baby left town Always wondered what a pile of stone and bricks was supposed to do about his baby leaving town. Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (3AmWB) 415
Al Sharpton regrets using anti-Jewish rhetoric
Controversial reverend says he caused harm in inciting Crown Hights riots in which a student was killed, other violence. Fuck You. To LIttle, To Late. Apology not accepted. And fuck you again Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (FwN37) 416
There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy) I can't imagine what you are talking about. Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (e46OR) Posted by: JEM at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (8erNz) 418
here was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! Breaker 19, it looks like we got us a convoy! Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (KB6If) Lots of great music and lots of dreck. And all of it sold. Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn) 419
I wish someone would plant hidden cameras in AOC's home/hotel rooms so we can see what she's REALLY like.
Posted by: Deplorable Bellhop Union at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (4Eo4+) 420
I am gonna bust out some Madonna if you fuckers don't quit this shit!
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (488xF) ----- pffft Papa dont preach. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm) 421
Apropos of nothing, I watched most of Star Wars: Episode 3 last night. It was like I had never seen it before.
I must have slept through most of the movie the first time. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (KzvQU) 422
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man. The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three-hour tour. A three-hour tour. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (0OWcv) 423
It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June In a Kenworth pulling logs . . . Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 * * . . . Always liked the line about the "eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus": "Ah ten-four, there, Sodbuster, You wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey? Ten-four, there, he's haulin' dynamite And he needs all the help he can get!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (ClOmq) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (pw+jk) 425
Hmmm, an A on her costume?
Bet is the only 'A' she ever got, sure as hell didn't get many in school. Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NgKpN) has a bit of a scarlet color to the A. I wonder if that's accidental or intentional... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (8D42x) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (3AmWB) 427
Ok, I cant take this without some strong covfefe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (OX6sG) 428
Push the little daisies and make em come up . . .
Posted by: Ween at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (nDdGQ) 429
I am gonna bust out some Madonna if you fuckers don't quit this shit!
Posted by: garrett We need a Holiday Posted by: Miklos, would be so nice at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (xSo9G) 431
398 Isinglass, made from the bladders of sturgeon has been used for the clarification of beer and wine for centuries. Might pass for a faux vagina in a pinch. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:43 PM (1ISKN) The better qualities of Isinglass were protected with a coating of Isingard ... you know, where they took the hobbits https://youtu.be/F4J9-CQXdPk Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 04:45 PM (pNxlR) 432
There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy) I can't imagine what you are talking about. Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM I can see that. Or maybe not. Posted by: Stevie Wunder at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (0tfLf) 433
Al Sharpton regrets using anti-Jewish rhetoric
Controversial reverend says he caused harm in inciting Crown Hights riots in which a student was killed, other violence. Fuck You. To LIttle, To Late. Apology not accepted. And fuck you again Posted by: Nevergiveup So, did the statute of limitations run out? Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (nEOLy) 434
Fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, yum!
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (gmo/4) 435
Left alone with big fat fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny! Posted by: Bucky Fat bottomed girls You make the rocking world go round! Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (KB6If) 436
Nadler was huge fat guy before he had stomach bypass surgery
He lost an entire fat man in weight, and he's still ficking fat Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (mSMPg) Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (pUDQf) 438
Almost 500 posts on a bad song thread and not ONE of you Morons mentions Barry Manilow. What is oging on up in heyah?? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (8XRCm) 439
In and around the lake,
Mountains come out of the sky and they STAND THERE! Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (3AmWB) 440
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling Posted by: Miklos, utterly clueless at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (QzkSJ) we can go to a slam dance dressed like Minnie pearl. Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x) 441
409
"You're Having Muh BayBee"? Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 * * . . . Right up there with that shameless tear-jerker, "Teddy Bear," by Red Sovine. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ClOmq) 442
I'm 'Enery the VIII I am,
'Enery the VIII I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (0OWcv) 443
Yeah, Yeah, ooohhh-Yeah!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (1ISKN) 444
Happy birthday to yooooouu Happy birthday to youoooouu Happy birthday, mr. President Happy birthday to you Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (9jsAP) 445
"Al Sharpton regrets using anti-Jewish rhetoric"
He was A-OK with it for decades nearing generations and NOW he regrets it? Yeah, GFY bigot and stick your racism where the sun don't shine. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM (6eEQ+) 446
Oh Mandy you gave and you gave...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (pw+jk) 447
Think Before You Click - PCMatic Band
Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T) 448
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rocking world go round! Posted by: rickb223 Nuh uh. Ain't gone bump no more with no big fat woman Posted by: Joe Tex feat. Miklos at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (QzkSJ) 449
I'm immune to most of these. A lot are simply unknown and the rest aren't musical styles i listen to.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (62hxx) 450
Nadler was huge fat guy before he had stomach bypass surgery
He lost an entire fat man in weight, and he's still ficking fat Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (mSMPg) I heard 2 pizzarias and 3 kosher delis went broke since he had the surgeries Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FwN37) 451
A three-hour tour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia The lyrics from "The Cool Green Hills of Earth" (Robert A. Heinlein) scan to the theme from Gilligans' Island Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (nEOLy) 452
" I wish someone would plant hidden cameras in AOC's home/hotel rooms so we can see what she's REALLY like." She's got a bush like she's got a midget in a leglock. You could grow carrots in that thing! Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (T+ZG/) 453
Madonna's a c**** who's every public utterance is cringe-inducing.
But some of her early singles weren't half-bad.... Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (NFEMn) 454
IIRC, from back when you hung out on the ONT, before movin' on up to the East Side, Mrs. Bozo Conservative?
Posted by: Duncanthrax In a deeeeeluxe apartment In the skyyyhyyyyhyyy? Actually, it looks like I'm moving down south to Oh- HI- Oh, and life will be something like this: https://tinyurl.com/mr8stvp /goodbye city life... Posted by: shibumi at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (sktRI) 455
Indian Lake is a scene You should make with your little one Keep it in mind if you're lookin to find A place in the summer sun Swim in the cove have a snack in the grove Or you can rent a canoe at Indian Lake You'll be able to make the way the Indians do Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (KzvQU) 456
There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! ------------- And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck Altogether now! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (3AmWB) Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (pUDQf) 459
434 Fish heads fish heads, eat 'em up, yum!
Posted by: Archer Beat me to it! Let's get the whole song in here, for the record: Fish Heads Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum Ask a fish head anything you want to They won't answer, they can't talk Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum I took a fish head out to see a movie Didn't have to pay to get it in Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters They're not good dancers, they don't play drums Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino In Italian restaurants with Oriental women Yeah Fish heads, fish heads Roly-poly fish heads Fish heads, fish heads Eat them up, yum Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (5tb4C) 460
I wish someone would plant hidden cameras in AOC's home/hotel rooms so we can see what she's REALLY like.
I sadly have a pretty good guess. Misplaced self-assurance, convinced of her own brilliance. I imagine my time in undergrad when I'd have deep discussions with my dorm friends, under the influence, that when remembered sober turn out to be very silly. She's likely quite a bit like that, only she never sobered up. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (PFy0L) 461
383 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy) Exhibit A - Ray Stevens "The Streak". Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (kUmUV) Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (NgKpN) 463
Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (e46OR)
I admit to really likeing a lot of his stuff as a kid. I laughed a lot. still debating if The Streak, or It's me again Margret or the revival was the funniest song he did. Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (8D42x) 464
A lot are simply unknown and the rest aren't musical styles i listen to.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (62hxx) ------ You must one one of those fags that hears the "William Tell Overture" and DOESNT think of the Lone Ranger.... Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (8XRCm) 465
Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 Nope. A distant third to the aforementioned "Rocky" by Austin Roberts and "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. We can all thank Scott Shannon for resurrecting THAT one. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (Boy/L) 466
She's got a bush like she's got a midget in a leglock.
Like Gabe Kaplin is giving here naked horsey rides. Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (KzvQU) 467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (0OWcv) 468
Hey, kid, rock and roll. Rock on, ooh my soul. Hey, kids, you boogy, too, did ya? Hey shout, summertime blues. Jump up and down in my blue suede shoes. Hey did you rock and roll, rock on.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (gmo/4) 469
Almost 500 posts on a bad song thread and not ONE of you Morons mentions Barry Manilow.
What is oging on up in heyah?? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:47 PM AHEM!!! Posted by: The Wiggles at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (62hxx) 471
Another day is at end
Mama says she's tired again No one can even begin to tell her I hardly know what to say But maybe it's better that way If Papa were here I'm sure he'd tell her Shannon is gone, I hope she's drifting out to sea She always loved to swim away Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the one in our backyard Mama tries hard to pretend Things will get better again Somehow she's keeping it all inside her But finally the tears fill our eyes And I know that somewhere tonight She knows how much we really miss her Shannon is gone, I hope she's drifting out to sea She always loved to swim away Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the one in our backyard Just like the one in our backyard Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (ujg0T) 472
The lyrics from "The Cool Green Hills of Earth" (Robert A. Heinlein) scan to the theme from Gilligans' Island
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 * * . . . I've always heard it sung to "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," you know, that old Christmas Coke song. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq) 473
we can go to a slam dance dressed like Minnie pearl.
Posted by: SturmToddler All I wanted was a Pepsi Posted by: Miklosian Tendencies at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (QzkSJ) 474
Indian Lake is a scene
You should make with your little one Keep it in mind if you're lookin to find A place in the summer sun Swim in the cove have a snack in the grove Or you can rent a canoe at Indian Lake You'll be able to make the way the Indians do Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (KzvQU) ---- Oh hell. I havent heard that song in decades. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm) 475
Flintstones... meet the Flintstones. They're the modern stone aged famileee
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (LL1Be) 477
Well, every Emily Dickenson poem ever written can be sung to The Yellow Rose of Texas.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (PFy0L) 478
You must one one of those fags that hears the "William Tell Overture" and DOESNT think of the Lone Ranger....
*** What's it sound like? Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (62hxx) 479
"Earache? Earache, my eye! How'd you like a butt ache?"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (4At28) 480
I smell tragic one termer.
Posted by: Hubris Detector at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (kUTiJ) 481
450 Nadler was huge fat guy before he had stomach bypass surgery
He lost an entire fat man in weight, and he's still ficking fat Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2019 04:46 PM (mSMPg) I heard 2 pizzarias and 3 kosher delis went broke since he had the surgeries Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FwN37) Was no one able to talk him into having his lips stapled? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (JgA4k) 482
There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy) Exhibit A - Ray Stevens "The Streak". Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM **** TipToe Through the Tulips, Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (0tfLf) 483
475 Flintstones... meet the Flintstones. They're the modern stone aged famileee
OK, but I refuse to have a gay old time. Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (3AmWB) 484
Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 Nope. A distant third to the aforementioned "Rocky" by Austin Roberts and "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. We can all thank Scott Shannon for resurrecting THAT one. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (Boy/L) Not even close. "Sugar" by The Archies Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (aS1PU) 485
It's too bad a cease and desist wasn't issued when the media portrayed Obama as Jesus.
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (LuPts) 486
https://tinyurl.com/y4q6qyy9
...and in non-musical news, the horse named Covfefe WON it's race! Set the track record for the race held for years. It's a sign. Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (sy5kK) 487
Shannon is gone, I hope she's drifting out to sea She always loved to swim away Maybe she'll find an island with a shaded tree Just like the one in our backyard Posted by: Grump928(C) drops the big one at May 20, 2019 04:52 PM (KzvQU) 488
463 Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:44 PM (e46OR)
I admit to really likeing a lot of his stuff as a kid. I laughed a lot. still debating if The Streak, or It's me again Margret or the revival was the funniest song he did. Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM (8D42x) Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sand. and his camel, Clyde. Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (NgKpN) 489
457 She was a winner,
Who became a doggie's dinner She never meant that much to me - Oh Marie. Posted by: Guy Smiley The difference between that "novelty" song and all the others here is that "Marie Provost" was actually a really good song (despite the fact that Lowe misspelled the actress's name in the title! Her real name actually "Marie Prevost."). Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (5tb4C) 490
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right Play that funky music white boy Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (RD7QR) 491
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat homegrown spice I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn Filled up with my brown rice Yes, I do Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted With a Big Mac on my breath Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders With a face as white as death I'm afraid someday they'll find me Just stretched out on my bed With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips And a Ding Dong by my head In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural Just as healthy as I can be But at night I'm a junk food junkie Good Lord have pity on me Posted by: Larry Groce at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (1sNHT) 492
Would it be waving a red cape in front of a bull to confront pro-abortion fanatics by singing "You're Having Muh BayBee"?
Feminists indeed would like that song banned for exactly the reason you're implying. Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (6XLoz) 493
How come I didn't know about the Tennessee church shooting in 2017 was by a black guy who did it for revenge because of Dylan Roof?
Did I just miss it or was it reported as a local news story? Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (e46OR) 494
Inside Jerry Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out.
Posted by: Grump928(C) drops the big one at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (KzvQU) 495
Ray Stevens
Well go away and leave me all alone and blue And never come back to me 'cause I'm through with you. I'm sick and tired of all your lyin' and your cheatin' And the way that you have been mistreatin' me. And let me tell you friend that you won't ever get the chance to break my heart again. And furthermore, yes furthermore, and on top of that I don't love you anyway. Posted by: The Real Ray Stevens, but probably not at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (hu22E) 496
I smell tragic one termer.
Posted by: Hubris Detector at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (kUTiJ) ---- Ive never heard of that song. Weird, huh? Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (8XRCm) 497
Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug On 26 reds and a bottle of wine Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old He looked like 65 when he died He was a friend of mine Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (0OWcv) 498
"When you hear the banjos, grab your gun."
In northern England I took a backroad so far in the boomies I swear I heard bagpipes. Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (rAQUZ) 499
we can go to a slam dance dressed like Minnie pearl.
Posted by: SturmToddler All I wanted was a Pepsi Posted by: Miklosian Tendencies at May 20, 2019 04:50 PM (QzkSJ) LOVE THAT SONG but we're just a Minor Threat Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (8D42x) 500
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Good Lord, I take it back. THAT is the worse song ever recorded. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 Nope. A distant third to the aforementioned "Rocky" by Austin Roberts and "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene. We can all thank Scott Shannon for resurrecting THAT one. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 * * . . . I don't know why "I've Never Been to Me" gets such hatred. Kind of neat lyrics about a woman who's wasted her life. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (ClOmq) 501
What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.
Just now? its more applicable to Deplorable Conservatives forced into silence. Listen to it in that context. Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (NgKpN) 502
"Sugar" by The Archies
I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (dUJdY) 503
Streak Off sock.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (e46OR) 504
Sirius Yacht Rock is a channel that I've been listening to quite a bit. What strikes me is that those songs sound good, they have a good quality to them, real musicians with skill. I grew up on listening to those tunes with my Aunts and Uncles...and now I sorta like that stuff too. And I'd really love to see you tonight... That is an earworm. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (T+ZG/) 505
What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.
Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY) 506
Just slip out the back, jack...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (pUDQf) 507
469 Almost 500 posts on a bad song thread and not ONE of you Morons mentions Barry Manilow.
Barry Manilow? There's NO BARRY WHITE!!!!! Can't get enough of your love, babe......... Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK) 508
You must one one of those fags that hears the "William Tell Overture" and DOESNT think of the Lone Ranger....
*** What's it sound like? Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:51 PM (62hxx) ------ The Lone Ranger Theme Song..... duh. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (8XRCm) 509
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice 'Cause I speak of the pompitous of love People talk about me baby Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong Well don't you worry baby, don't worry 'Cause I'm right here at home Posted by: Grump928(C) drops the big one at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (KzvQU) 510
Last train to Clarksville
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (KB6If) 511
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry kids and a crop in the fields Posted by: Miklos, considering this a trifle unfair at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (QzkSJ) 512
If you want to hear one of the strangest songs, MacArthur Park with Richard Harris. A schizoid tune, and recorded in a bathtub full of scotch apparently. That one doesn't sound good. But I am glad they made it, because it is just so freaking crazy. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (T+ZG/) 513
And I'd really love to see you tonight...
That's me and hubbys song. It was playing the night we met. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (dUJdY) 514
482 There was such good rock music in the 70s......and quite a load of novelty crap.
Posted by: The Disposall! at May 20, 2019 04:41 PM (nEOLy) Exhibit A - Ray Stevens "The Streak". Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 04:49 PM TipToe Through the Tulips, Posted by: Diogenes That song was a hit in the 1920a...then remade in the '60s. What's the '70s connection? Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (5tb4C) 515
Obligatory Barry Manilow:
"I write the songs that make the whole world sing, I write the songs of love and special things . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (ClOmq) 516
Thank God and Greyhound you are gone.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pw+jk) 517
Well, I got a pair of brand new roller skates you got a brand new key.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (gmo/4) 518
1920a = 1920s
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (5tb4C) 519
Man, I feel like a woman!
Posted by: Prophetic Shania at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (pUDQf) 520
I have no idea what this thread is about but I'm not going to let that slow me down.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (KzvQU) 521
Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY) ---- fistbump One of the few covers I like better than the original. Another is Shinedowns Simple Man. Tough to beat the original Skynard but Brent did it. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm) 522
"Sugar" by The Archies I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali. When it came out, I became obsessed with that song. And still like it today. Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sktRI) 523
Speaking of Nick Lowe, there's an excellent Rockpile documentary on Youtube called "Born Fighters."
Love watching some great musicians in action in the studio. Huey Lewis pops up as a studio blues harpist and Phil Lynott drops by. Best part is watching Nick Lowe manage to do a bang-up production job while continuously drinking beer and smoking doobs. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzu4x5g Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB) 524
Just now? its more applicable to Deplorable Conservatives forced into silence.
*** IT'S fascinating to take lefty standbys and repurpose them. I'm finding even Billy Bragg is suitable Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (62hxx) 525
New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez weighed in on billionaire Robert F. Smiths offer to pay off the student loan debt of the entire graduating class at Morehouse College, saying that while she applauded the gesture, college students shouldnt be forced to rely on the generosity of others.
GOOD. How about your shit can that like you shit canned all them Amazon jobs in your district. Aughta make you real popular Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (FwN37) 526
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And I'd really love to see you tonight... That's me and hubbys song. It was playing the night we met. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 * * . . . I always preferred their "Sad to Belong to Someone Else, When the Right One Comes Along" (and I lived that one too) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (ClOmq) 527
Another is Shinedowns Simple Man. Tough to beat the original Skynard but Brent did it.
Agree!! He has an amazing voice. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (dUJdY) 528
"Sugar" by The Archies
I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali. When it came out, I became obsessed with that song. And still like it today. Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sktRI) Shoot me now. Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (aS1PU) 529
Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sand.
and his camel, Clyde. Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:53 PM (NgKpN) forgot that one. Wonder if he was an inspiration for Weird Al. speaking of, Oh my my this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (8D42x) 530
One of the few covers I like better than the original.
Another is Shinedowns Simple Man. Tough to beat the original Skynard but Brent did it. Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm) Amen. Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (pUDQf) 531
505 What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.
Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY) LOL... actually sang that at Karaoke one night, and started with 'this for my fellow deplorables'. Most of the College kids didn't get it, but got bought a couple drinks afterwards... Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (NgKpN) 532
510 Last train to Clarksville
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (KB6If) Do protest songs count? IIRC, that was about someone going off to fight in Vietnam. Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (ujg0T) 533
That song was a hit in the 1920a...then remade in the '60s. What's the '70s connection?
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 04:56 PM Tiny Tim. OK, it was '68 but they were still playing it in 1970. Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (62hxx) 535
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Man, I feel like a woman! Posted by: Prophetic Shania at May 20, 2019 * * . . . Then go ahead and have one. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq) 536
What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.
Just now? its more applicable to Deplorable Conservatives forced into silence. Listen to it in that context. Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 04:54 PM (NgKpN) What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged. Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY) Yes, Jewells. That voice! https://youtu.be/Bk7RVw3I8eg Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (U1LIE) 537
Waterloo by Stonewall Jackson
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (KB6If) 538
I searched the world over
And I thought I found True Love You met another and tththth you was gone Posted by: Miklos, all heartbroke at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ) 539
What's amazing is how well the Song 'The Sounds of Silence' has aged.
Listen to Disturbed's version. It's amazing. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:55 PM That's a song that will never age. Disturbed's version is excellent! Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (0tfLf) 540
"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times But this time your hurting won't heal You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille" Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (TdMsT) 541
538 I searched the world over
And I thought I found True Love You met another and tththth you was gone Posted by: Miklos, all heartbroke at May 20, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ) Speaking of Hee Haw and donkeys and AOC.... Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (ujg0T) 542
Fixerupper, I'm actually seeing Shinedown this Wednesday. My third time. They are my band forever.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY) 543
WAR! Good God, y'all!
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4) 544
"Met my old lover in the grocery store;
The snow was falling Christmas Eve, I stole behind her in the frozen foods And I touched her on the sleeve. . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (ClOmq) Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (fdxBF) 546
Close your eyes,
Give me your hands, Darlin, do you feel my heart beating? Do you understand? Do you feel the same? Or am I only dreaming? Posted by: Your HS crush at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (pUDQf) 547
Thank God and Greyhound you are gone.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable -------- Now there's one I had forgotten about. How about: 'If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (xSo9G) 548
My Girl Bill. I still don't understand the snark ....or not.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (e46OR) 549
Speaking of Nick Lowe, there's an excellent Rockpile documentary on Youtube called "Born Fighters."
Love watching some great musicians in action in the studio. Huey Lewis pops up as a studio blues harpist and Phil Lynott drops by. Best part is watching Nick Lowe manage to do a bang-up production job while continuously drinking beer and smoking doobs. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzu4x5g Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (3AmWB) Nick Lowe should be far more well-know than he is.... Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn) 550
Fixerupper, I'm actually seeing Shinedown this Wednesday. My third time. They are my band forever.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY) ----- AWESOME!!!! Wait.... dont you live in Missouri??? WHere are they playing??? Shinedown puts on an excellent show! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Leroy at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KzvQU) 553
543 WAR! Good God, y'all!
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4) What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (TdMsT) 554
Nick Lowe should be far more well-know than he is....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn) And so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes.... Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (ujg0T) Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KB6If) 557
WAR! Good God, y'all!
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 04:59 PM (gmo/4) What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (TdMsT) Say it again! Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KzvQU) 558
Fixerupper, Kansas City. They are playing at the Midland.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY) 559
Muskrat Love.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: Xanadu at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (O7aSd) 562
Operator, well could you help me place this call? See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (KzvQU) 563
Cause he's bad, bad, Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damn town! Posted by: Leroy at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (pUDQf) Jim Croce plagiarized himself with You Don't Mess Around With Jim. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (e46OR) Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8D42x) Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo/4) 566
20 thousand pounds... of bananas!
Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (NgKpN) 567
Fixerupper, Kansas City. They are playing at the Midland. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY) ---- THEY ARE ????? WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME??? HOW DID I MISS THIS!!! JOHNNY DARE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!!!! Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm) 568
Don't forget me.
Posted by: Basketball Jones at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (O7aSd) Posted by: Darlin Nikki at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (pUDQf) 570
Br5-49
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (KB6If) 571
563 Cause he's bad, bad, Leroy Brown.
Baddest man in the whole damn town! Posted by: Leroy at May 20, 2019 05:01 PM (pUDQf) Jim Croce plagiarized himself with You Don't Mess Around With Jim. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 05:02 PM (e46OR) And then the question... Jim, or Leroy? or, Slim? Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (NgKpN) 572
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"Met my old lover in the grocery store; That song makes me cry. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 * * . . . I lived that one . . . and the weirder thing is, I originally pictured the woman who later became wife no. 2, and eventually the ex I lived the song out with, as the woman in the song when it first came out! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (ClOmq) 573
I'm leavin'
On that midnight train to Georgia Posted by: Miklos, with the last of the real Soul songs at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (QzkSJ) 574
where's the &*(^(*%& damn edit button when you need it...
I know what boys want, I know what guys like, ... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8D42x) Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2019 05:04 PM (8D42x) Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (v0R5T) 576
Cheer leadres, help me out. - Basketball Jones
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4) 577
565 867-5309
Yeah, it's the '80's but what the heck. Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo Not sure they ever gave the area code out. Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (pUDQf) 578
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)
Aww man! I would have said something if I had known you were a fan. Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (dUJdY) 579
523 Speaking of Nick Lowe, there's an excellent Rockpile documentary on Youtube called "Born Fighters."
Love watching some great musicians in action in the studio. Huey Lewis pops up as a studio blues harpist and Phil Lynott drops by. Best part is watching Nick Lowe manage to do a bang-up production job while continuously drinking beer and smoking doobs. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzu4x5g Posted by: Guy Smiley Another great video is him leading Brinsley Schwarz in a 1973 live version of "Surrender to the Rhythm" and he sings lead vocals perfectly WHILE CHEWING BUBBLEGUM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMYc5U_jIdc He's so sauve he could simultaneously chew gum, drink, smoke and hold two side conversations and still slay the song. Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 05:05 PM (5tb4C) 580
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 04:01 PM (FwN37)
That's ok, the pitcher we got for Cespedas is on the injury list again. Had a couple really good years, and now injured a lot. Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (kiSdp) 581
fixerupper at May 20, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)
May 22 https://www.axs.com/events/365582/shinedown-tickets Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (U1LIE) Posted by: Miklos, ordering another round at May 20, 2019 05:06 PM (QzkSJ) 583
Nood. Sadly.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (TdMsT) 584
He said "I'll love you till I die", she told him "You'll forget in time" As the years went slowly by, she still preyed upon his mind He kept her picture on his wall, went half-crazy now and then He still loved her through it all, hoping she'd come back again Kept some letters by his bed dated nineteen sixty-two He had underlined in red every single "I love you" I went to see him just today, oh but I didn't see no tears All dressed up to go away, first time I'd seen him smile in years He stopped loving her today They placed a wreath upon his door And soon they'll carry him away He stopped loving her today Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 05:07 PM (KzvQU) 585
I've got a brand new pair of figure skates, you've got a busted knee. - Tonya Harding
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4) 586
Hey my special super hero ability involves removing beer caps with my mouth.
Posted by: AOC and her lasso of tooth at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (42BEi) 587
I've got a brand new roller skate
You've got a brand new key Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 05:08 PM (O7aSd) 588
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"Sugar" by The Archies I still like that song. lol.. reminds me of this one great summer when I lived in Cali. When it came out, I became obsessed with that song. And still like it today. Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sktRI) --- Played that song at our wedding last year. Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 05:10 PM (RU4sa) 589
I heard a Harry Chapin tune the other day. Guy basically wrote a goddamn book for each song. How the hell did he remember all those words? I mean, American Pie, it's got a melody and a hook, by those Chapin tunes, some are just the same damn thing over and over. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 05:14 PM (T+ZG/) Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (LuPts) 591
Again, I urge AOC to abandon politics, a field for which she is manifestly unqualified, and pursue pornography, wherein she can exploit her talents to the fullest and in which she will cause far less lasting damage.
Posted by: Brother John at May 20, 2019 06:05 PM (3HbOt) 592
I'd been checking Ethan van Sciver for his take on this, surprised that he hadn't weighed in. Thanks for posting it.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:22 AM (hoavu) 593
590 Suck it, AOC!
youtube.com/watch?v=PNv66BVdnLM Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2019 05:16 PM (LuPts) Sheesh, that's nice music. Posted by: m at May 21, 2019 05:24 AM (hoavu) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0659 seconds. |
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