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John Wick 3 Opens to $57 Million Domestic/$92 Million World, Dethrones Avengers as Country's Biggest Movie
Also, Open Thread
Sorry for all the entertainment crap today.
The box office has a new king and his name is John Wick. The third installment of the hyper-violent Keanu Reeves franchise has taken the top spot at the North American box office and ended the three-week reign of "Avengers: Endgame." Studios on Sunday say "John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum" has grossed an estimated $57 million in its opening weekend. Not only did it far exceed expectations, it's a franchise-best that nearly doubled the opening of the second film, which itself doubled the opening of the first film from 2014.Is it any good, though?
Overall audiences gave the film a rare A+ CinemaScore, indicating that word-of-mouth will be strong in subsequent weekends.Imma see this soon. Engame is still making money, of course, pulling in $2.62 billion globally. Box office watchers had wondered if it could dethrone any of the top three (not adjusted for inflation) money makers, Titanic, Avatar, and The Force Awakens. It beat Titanic and beat Avatar domestically, but not globally. It needs $173 million more in global box office take to pass Avatar, which Forbes says it probably won't do (though it may come close). It probably has no chance at all of beating The Force Awakens. I think I'm surprised by that. Though the Star Wars brand was a lot bigger in 2015 than it is now.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (+Tibp)
I might actually pay to see this...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (cwL3u)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (x84aV)
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)
inflation
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (x84aV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ufFY8)
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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (xInes)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
We still went with our friends, but I thought the second one was really dumb. Five minutes of conversation, ten minutes of walking and killing. Repeat until runtime full. The body counts had to be in the hundreds. I found myself wondering about the labor situation for hitmen in these locales. Murders must have dropped to near zero for years following, due to the sheer numbers of killers taken out of the workforce.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)
Titanic spoke to 14yo girls.
Avengers peaked with the first movie. The MCU is a bit overrated.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (x84aV)
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (Izzlo)
New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda
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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Racist?
Fucking lunatic idiot liars.
Sigh.
And these people actually have a voice, amplified.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ufFY8)
Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington
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Stick around for the ONT. Betcha we peg your degenerate meter.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (TdMsT)
New Yorker critic discovers that the 'Gosnell' movie is 'transparently racist, repulsive' pro-life propaganda
Hit a little too close to home, eh?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
First one was great fun. 2nd one sucked.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (x84aV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
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I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Blutarski
Because of Gene Hackman
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)
Yet, Gosnell was the one killing black babies (and women patients).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (x84aV)
What this guy said.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)
I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)
What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.
I don't recall anything about that flick. It went in the eyeballs and the ears and went out...somewhere. Don't know where. Nothing stuck around, thank goodness. I do occasionally like a movie where you can check your brain in at the door because you won't be needing it for an hour and a half or so.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)
More or less "Brawl in Cell Block 99" meets "What Women Want".
...
(i'm kidding)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Ct55T)
People like James Cagney, Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris basically played the same character over and over -- but Keanu's Iconic heroes are all different.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (5tb4C)
Yet, Gosnell was the one killing black babies (and women patients).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Nonono, the Gosnell character was a metaphor.
Posted by: completely missing the point at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)
He... Wasn't in Tombstone, but ok.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (IOquy)
Also, Tombstone is on AMC and I just can't not watch. Even with the commercials.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (+Tibp)
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Val Kilmer was ROBBED of the Oscar! I watch it when I can simply for his performance alone, although most everybody else is quite good in it as well.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (WqPYg)
imma guess that it involves shooting and jujitsu
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM
*************
Also, where is Calm Mentor?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (RBOtF)
I confess to being drunk so feel free to ignore the question.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (JgA4k)
It made over 200 million in 1939 for an adjusted 1.8 billion dollars.
All with out multiplexes and overpiced tickets.
Star Wars: A New Hope happens to be number to adjusted for inflation.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (mdPwd)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (gH2RJ)
He kills a guy in the no-killy area and gets blacklisted. At the end it's revealed that basically everyone on Earth is part of this uber secret assassin network, which kinda begs the question of why or how it's secret at this point.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:18 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: madtechie at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (gDNMH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (X3lUd)
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I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)
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Trump hired him to be the new Attorney General. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (RBOtF)
I was under the impression Calm Mentor was having housing issues. I hope I'm wrong. I hope he's okay.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
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He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)
And a dog.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ePLen)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)
Not as slow as Andrei Rublev.
TJM's movie thread was right about that one.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)
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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru
Yeah, because Kermit Gosnell would treat white patients in his nicest exam room, and non-whites in the grody one.
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)
Just saw on IMDB it's from the Bone Tomahawk guy.
Will watch.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (x84aV)
What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX8)
I miss Uncle Palp. Any sightings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (aXucN)
What actually happened to him?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
I believe an auto accident, but I could be wrong. Too busy trying to keep track of the thousands and thousands of lies that Trump supposedly says, or so the Left claims.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Ct55T)
*winces, covers no-killy area*
Ouch. That's cold.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)
Count among the tired themes in movies the secret assassin squad. Oh, and the agency where everyone is officially dead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (X3lUd)
I really liked that TV series a lot. Very low key hero. Edward Woodward was great. Good guy wins, bad guy gets what he deserves.
*long wistful sigh* I really miss the old days...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (VkWRL)
We watched the first JW a couple of weeks back. Violent, sure, but in a good way.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (mdPwd)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (B+t5k)
A friend of a friend is a vet who has allergies. He took a whole course of shots which did absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (U7voe)
He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)
I hope he's okay, too.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (TdMsT)
What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX
Valu-rite?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (eFRS+)
I'm going to see it. I just want to see how they get out of that corner they painted themselves into at the end of part II.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)
Not sure how they're going to solve that, but I suspect that it'll somehow involve shooting someone in the face.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (cwL3u)
Having said all that, I still like Keanu Reeves a lot.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PkkL6)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)
OMG...I didn't know this! Prayers up for him.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (ufFY8)
What OTC medication do you take? Everything I try gives me nasty headaches.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Take Azelastine. For real. It's a "second-gneration antihistamine," administered as a nasal spray. By Rx only. It's over-the-counter in Europe, but not here yet. I find it works wayyyy better than normal antihistamines, and no side effects. No no needles. Just spray, takes ten seconds.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Blutarski
Because of Gene Hackman
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)
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Reading a recently published autobiography by Gary Sinise called "Grateful American" -- very enjoyable. He mentions that his inspiration for making a fourth incarnation (previously two cinematic versions, one television) of "Of Mice And Men" was the 1973 film "Scarecrow" with Gene Hackman and Al Pacino.
I'd never heard of it and watched it this past weekend. Not much of a plot, but tremendous acting -- especially from Hackman.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (cwL3u)
Same. It will be my first visit to a theater in 3 years or so if I do. I liked the first two, but saw them long after they had their theater runs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX
Nasalcrom. It's a nasal spray, but it takes a few days to start working, not a dry-you-out kind of spray.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)
Gone With The Wind...
*long, deep inhale*
....
IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE WIND COMES OUT OF HIS ASS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (H8QX8)
By the way, I hate all the firearm commercialism coming. out of the movie.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20
Only in ace world would this sentence be understood.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (kRPTw)
John Wick kills all the people.
ALL of the people.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (PbpT7)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1086064/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Vanya
it's a joke but okay - quick and the dead was the show - he was the only one in it that was any good ...so the joke.
But Tombstone was horrible - sorry. No one redeemed it.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (X3lUd)
What ever happened to Alex Winter?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)
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If you don't already know, they both announced (at the Hollywood Bowl) a couple months ago that they're going to be making a third installment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)
"... and to be honest, I was ducking and covering too much to really know what happened after that, officer."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)
It was in a chess thread. He wrote that he held on gun on the illegal who hit him until the cops showed up. I haven't seen him since
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (nVq7R)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (5tb4C)
We might be talking about the same sort of medication.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (gkstg)
it's revealed that basically everyone on Earth is part of this uber
secret assassin network, which kinda begs the question of why or how
it's secret at this point.
I've seen bits and pieces of it on YooToob. Some Russian mobster's son steals KR's car and kills his dog, right? So KR exacts revenge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (VkWRL)
It's popular, now it sucks?
I kinda agree though. The bandwagon fanboyism is rather tiresome.
That, and the fact that from what I hear an actual professional hitman would use a $75 Hi Point that he could toss off a bridge on his way home.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (U7voe)
He was involved in a very bad car accident on the way to Ben Had's Texas MoMe in October (he was the victim). He broke all kinds of things and was/is in a very prolonged recovery period. He showed up for a thread or two several months ago - maybe January or February? - to let us know what happened but as far as I know, no sightings since then.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)
I think that's right. Me I'm drunk on a Monday fucking afternoon.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:25 PM (nVq7R)
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That's right, it was. And it was quite a while ago. I hope he is recovering okay. It sounded pretty darn awful.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (aXucN)
What OTC medication do you take?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (H8QX
I recommend bourbon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (cwL3u)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:20
Only in ace world would this sentence be understood.
Posted by: Infidel at May 20, 2019 08:23 PM (kRPTw)
"The Legend of Captain Slapballs" is one of the regular break-out sessions at most MoMes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (sy5kK)
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God bless Palp. Busted up like a stale breadstick but he still manages to hold up a roscoe!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ShainS -
He made everything watchable - I hated Superman but Hackman knew what to do, everyone else was simply shit.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)
That's the first one. Don't worry, the plot is a wafer-thin set of contrivances to let Keanu Reeves do speed reloads and Mozambique drills on people. It's like a kung fu movie-- just roll with it.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (U7voe)
Thanks.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Check it out:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2621402/
Effectiveness of twice daily azelastine nasal spray in patients with seasonal allergic rhinitis
" Compared with oral antihistamines, azelastine nasal spray also demonstrates superior efficacy and a more rapid onset of action, and is effective even in patients who did not respond to previous oral antihistamine therapy."
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (5tb4C)
John Wick kills all the people.
ALL of the people.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (PbpT7)
And then he porks a Sig Sauer which gives birth to a new race of Gunfolk with which he shoots himself, thus ending the race of Men in this world.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: That irredemable guy who always says... at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (EgshT)
The mobsters were inexperienced and didn't know who they were attacking.
When they tell the more senior mobsters who they'd robbed and attacked, the senior mobsters go ballistic. "You attacked and robbed... THE BOGEYMAN?!"
They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.
He kills ALL of the people.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (0MVr3)
Damn I am out of the loop.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (aXucN)
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OH GEEZ, apologies for my previous flippant remark -- I was not aware of this. Sorry to hear that and hope he is able to mend fully ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)
Thanks Born Again! I did not know that and I will keep my eyes peeled for it....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)
Everything is fine. It's a holiday here and I opened a growler of beer and I'm predestined to finish it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (eFRS+)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)
-Viggo
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:19 PM (TdMsT)
***************
I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)
On my drive home tonight for the hell of it I tuned in the Joe Walsh show (not the Eagles guy). He was defending Justin Amash. Said he is one of THE most conservative guys in congress and a true TEA Party conservative just like he is. And all of these people calling Amash a RINO or liberal are the same who call Walsh those names because he's honest about Trump. Walsh said that he is THE most conservative person on the radio. He also applauded the judge who said the president has to release his financial records because and I quote, "Trump is acting like a king and going against the Constitution". The NeverTrumpers are really delusional
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (nVq7R)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
You're a Canuck?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ePLen)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)
I think it's about a man's love for his dog.
Like Old Yeller.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (488xF)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)
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No worries - Uncle Palp would definitely approve of that comment! He's probably designing his new AG uniform (of course he'll have a uniform) complete with rows and rows of medals, and of course, a sword at his side.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (hjaPQ)
I know that he was on the verge of being homeless and was looking for employment.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)
That is incredibly upsetting. We need to help him.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (TdMsT)
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Wick 1. Is tight.
No wasted dialogue.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)
Why sorry?
Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zakn at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BijY5)
So tonight I called Comcast for help. I got a lady of indeterminate ethnicity who was very friendly and chipper, but was unable to solve my problem. She finally told me to call Apple for help. Yes, I'm using an 8-10 year old Apple computer, but why would Apple be able to help me configure Mozilla Thunderbird on Linux Mint? That makes no sense. I had a sneaking suspicion she was trying to get rid of me.
So I did call them, and after being on hold for 15 minutes I got "your call cannot be completed as dialed".
Then I went to the Linux Mint website and figured I'd have to go to the user forum. I tried to register and after several abortive tries got the message that I had tried too many times for one session and to try again later.
Fine. I've had about enough of this for one night.
*pours stiff drink*
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
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This town ain't big enough for the both . . ., Well, actually, it's pretty good sized.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Don't know if I'll go to the theater to see it but if not I will definitely rent it when it comes out on Amazon /YouTube, etc.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)
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Okay, good. You may proceed.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (qBNEP)
No movie can be so bad that you want to eat a Lugar afterwords.
Well, maybe a Brie Larson movie............
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: ace
J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (JKNZq)
And Endgame probably lost steam at the box office because it...SPOILER ALERT...killed off or decommissioned most of the Avengers. It's actually pretty damn good but how many times would anyone have gone back to see Return of the Jedi in the theater is Luke, Leia, Lando, and Chewbacca all died heroically in it?
Mike
Posted by: MBunge at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (7Nkan)
Why sorry?
Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm just here for the stories about people shittin' into a running escalator.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (Ct55T)
Aren't we all here for the entertainment?
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm here for edification.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
Evangeline Lilly might be 40 but I think she's hot. She definitely looks better in Spandex than Brie Larson.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (JgA4k)
Sounds like a regular Montesquieu.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (488xF)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (pw+jk)
I have linux mint installed.I do tech support for a living. What's the problem with your email?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
I thought it was comedy tomorrow.
*checks program*
Shit.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
out of a paper bag early in his career. Whereas Miss Deneuve eventually
grew as an actress, Keanu's producers and directors eventually learned
to, er, "accomodate" and worked their way around his, er, "limitations".
Having said all that, I still like Keanu Reeves a lot.
I've heard the same thing. I didn't really start paying attention to his films until The Matrix, which is one of my favorite movies ever. He's pretty good at playing Keanu Reeves, but he's a lot better now at picking scripts, IMHO. He's done some pretty good movies here lately in the past 15 years.
And he's supposed to be a really nice dude IRL. Lots of stories about him being nice to people. Plus, he's a bass player. I saw a video of him with Dog Star (the band) on some late night talk show a while back and he never made a big deal about him being in the band. He was almost shy and hardly said anything after the song, which I really liked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)
-Viggo
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The Baba Yaga.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (ZuGkg)
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
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Oh my goodness! Hello! So good to see you - I haven't seen you around in forever. I told WDS to say hi to you for me at the Morondezvous. I hope she remembered.
I was thinking of you at the Easter Vigil Mass because my husband and I were asked to be sponsors for a young couple coming into the church, and I remembered that you came in last Easter.
Hope you are well!
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (eFRS+)
That's why I didn't see Malcolm X.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)
That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,
She lives in a house in the forest that stands on four huge chicken feet and constantly turns round and round. Her yard fence is made of human bones with skulls set on top of each fencepost... however, a visitor will always see one that one fencepost is empty, just as a friendly reminder to be on his or her best behavior. If you mess with her, she will kill you and eat you.
She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...
All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)
and a 3 gunner.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Boswell
That sounds like something I should argue with while my wife entertains Paolo...
Posted by: Eric Erickson at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gkstg)
Temps in LA and TX were in the high 80s, but I'm frozen. Had to drive for 12 hours with the AC on high for the mutts. Wore a coat, which looked funny when I stopped for gas or bathroom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (eFRS+)
dude, why's it gotta be all BIG10?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Ct55T)
matrix was shunned by everyone initially but then it got a cult following.
john wick same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (MTjB1)
John Wick was a decent watch.
I faulted JW2 for spending too much time on the world building. The original left a lot to mystery, hinting at the size and shape of the world and it's rules, but leaving a lot to the imagination. Then 2 got bogged down in the details of the world and less with the shooting in the face.
JW3 introduces elements of the world in sparse fashion again. And plenty of face shooting.
Mostly a setup for JW4 though. Some callbacks to The Matrix and The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Biggest disappointment: if you are putting Halle Berry in a movie, you do it because she is hot. Ehh, not so much. Character was kind of a throwaway and could have been played by anybody. The dog scenes were cool, but not reliant on Berry.
I will add - I rank it better than JW2, not quite as good as JW1
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)
They're all scared shitless of him and for good reason.
He kills ALL of the people.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)
I think the mobster says something like, "You attacked and robbed the guy you hire to KILL the bogeyman."
Still, the point is, they fucked up bigly.
lol
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ufFY8)
The Extended Universe, later, figured Chewie was plot-expendable and killed that guy. Upsetting many, many fans.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2)
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise. I mean, they scores of assassins in every large city just sitting around. How do they pay for all this? Are they 1099 employees?
And most of them are on the job for ten or fifteen seconds before getting gunned down by THE SAME GUY.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)
On my drive home tonight for the hell of it I tuned in the Joe Walsh show (not the Eagles guy).
He sounds like he's full of himself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
I have linux mint installed.I do tech support for a living. What's the problem with your email?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (JKNZq)
It keeps saying that my username or password is incorrect. I've tried every combination I can think of. The Comcast lady had me log in to the Xfinity website and it worked.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
every motherfucker he shoots or otherwise offs deserves it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)
'Yes, Sir. I did.'
'Why?'
'He stole John Wick's car and shot his dog.'
'Oh.' *click*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (0MVr3)
I loved Endgame and saw it twice, which I basically never do. The only other time I can remember doing that was The Dark Knight.
I think we all knew most of the major contracts were up well before the movie came out.
As a result of mindless MCU fangurl, I hope they break all the records.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: notsothoreau
Yeah, you can get it on the Internet too. But any doctor will prescribe it no problem, as it has zero danger or side-effects.
I have no idea why it isn't over-the-counter here, yet is freely available overseas. It's completely safe -- and in fact is safer than many over-the-counter drugs on any random drugstore shelf.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (5tb4C)
Is that how you remember it?
I remember it being quite popular and then moreso until they made more of them.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (488xF)
Temps in LA and TX were in the high 80s, but I'm frozen. Had to drive for 12 hours with the AC on high for the mutts. Wore a coat, which looked funny when I stopped for gas or bathroom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
They probably thought you were a Columbine goth type criminal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (OOH1c)
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Wick 1. Is tight.
No wasted dialogue.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)
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DO NOT fuck with a man's dog.
I like that because if my dog were fucked with, the man left after he got done with them would be seriously fucked up by me. Then buried.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (pw+jk)
The best Star Wars Extended Universe Book was the Vulcan Academy Murders.
They really should work that into Episode IX
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (mdPwd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (JKNZq)
I had no idea that Assassins Inc was such a large franchise.
A new engineer introduced herself as I passed in the corridor. She asked what I did in the company. "Corporate assassin," I replied solemnly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
The world rule is a gold piece pays for a service, kind of regardless. Though it would seem a killing pays more than a coin, especially since JW has had multimillion dollar (no coins mentioned) prices on his head in each movie.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ZfRYq)
I like that they cast Halle as the middle-aged cynic she actually is, by now. It's good she's in a movie as something other than eye candy.
Charlize Theron played Wournos in a movie who was not hot, at all.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ykYG2)
That's the one thing that annoyed me. Baba Yaga is a witch, not the boogeyman. If I remember my Russian fairy tales,
She lives in a house in the forest that stands on four huge chicken feet and constantly turns round and round. Her yard fence is made of human bones with skulls set on top of each fencepost... however, a visitor will always see one that one fencepost is empty, just as a friendly reminder to be on his or her best behavior. If you mess with her, she will kill you and eat you.
She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...
All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)
Sounds a lot like the story of Hillary.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)
I only hate it because it's very gimmicky and also pricey. I really don't need a Taran Tactical shotgun that i could upgrade with better parts for a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (VkWRL)
I've seen his videos lately. Taran needs to lay off the Chunky Monkey. Dood may be able to shoot the wings off a fly, but he's seriously soggy around the midsection, more than just age catching up with him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cwL3u)
I think it's more than that. It was the dog his beloved dying wife gave him so he wouldn't be alone. It the wife that he was killing for.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (RBOtF)
That is incredibly upsetting. We need to help him.
Posted by: Ladyl
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A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
You've gone through this, yeah?
http://tinyurl.com/yddaz6cj
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (eFRS+)
'Oh.' *click*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:36 PM (0MVr3)
This is what I mean by sparse telling of the story - so much was conveyed by just the delivery of that "oh"
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
I keep leaving out words today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
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Here, I'll fix that for you.
"It was . . .
soap
poisoning!"
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (JKNZq)
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (Ct55T)
The one thing I can see about this franchise is that they are having to try harder and harder to top the last one. I don't know how much room they have left.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (LFsmk)
I was entertained.
Like someone said earlier, you just roll with it.
Sort of like an amped up Death Wish, now that I think about it.
Except for the things that are different. lol
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)
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So, no Brie Larson then?
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (WqPYg)
The cops show up.
Wick just pays them a gold coin to go away. It's very clear they've done this transaction before and they expect to have to ignore dead bodies when they come to Wick's house.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MTjB1)
He kills ALL of the people.
Revenge: served up best in a doggy bowl.
I'll have to see if I can find that one and watch the whole thing at once. Of course, if I wait a few months, they'll have the trilogy out on DVD.
They still make DVD's, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kallisto
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*ding! ding! ding!*
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Y4EXg)
Plus he likes killing. You can't be that good at something unless you like it a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (7njPr)
She travels in a giant magic mortar and pestle that flies along the ground, and she always carries a broom with her to sweep her tracks away behind her. You can go to her and ask a favor, and maybe she'll help, and maybe she'll kill you. But if she helps, you will owe her...
All in all a much more interesting character than anything Hollywood has shat out in the last decade or two.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)
Her segment in Mussoursky's Pictures at an Exhibition is rousing, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)
Jim Lower.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
A few days ago in the ONT someone posted that CM's gofundme had been closed and the poster could not reach him. So, AFAIK, no one here knows definitively what is going on.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y4EXg)
That is VERY upsetting. I'm didn't know he had a GoFundMe.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:30 PM (aXucN)
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Heh. Indeed ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (488xF)
Yeah, and like the guys who come to mop up blood and bag dead guys for the creepy undertaker. Do they have day jobs? Is there really enough demand for brutally murdered body disposal?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)
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Like you and Swiffering.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 08:29 PM (VkWRL)
I sometimes wonder how he got married to a normal person. Did he just never tell her? Was she down with it?
It's like that scene in Grosse Pointe Blank. "I'm a professional killer." "Oh? You get good benefits with that?"
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (U7voe)
The best Star Wars Extended Universe Book was the Vulcan Academy Murders.
They really should work that into Episode IX
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 08:37 PM (mdPwd)
A Barbara Hambley reference? Jeez, talk about things I never expected on the AOSHQ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (0MVr3)
Takes 3 hours. Damn that stuff is safe.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
Happy Victoria Day, eh!
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ePLen)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)
The art of stabbing someone in the foot also comes in handy. An oft overlooked skill.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
YES!
My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (488xF)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)
It's funny because its true!
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
I hope you waited to start until the sun was over the yardarm.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (TdMsT)
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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Planned Barrenhood is as racist as can be; they kill way more black babies than white ones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)
LOL
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (JgA4k)
That's why I didn't see Malcolm X.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
They were OK up to Malcolm VIII but Malcolm IX jumped the shark.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (488xF)
Posted by: ace
J. Goldberg - "It's a Christmas Movie!"
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (32YRo)
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... and the missing piece of ass is the MacGuffin!
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 08:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Foot, shin, thigh, crotch, gut, thorax, neck, eye, and then puncture the skull.
It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
YES!
My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.
Posted by: garrett
One of the best shows on TV in the last ten years is a German half-hour comedy series called "Crime Scene Cleaner." Absolutely hilarious, if you can find it.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (5tb4C)
John Wick makes me want to be a better man.
And also, a better face-shooter.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (PbpT7)
Teh Ewok seriously needs to head out to the CenTXMoMe in Oct.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (cwL3u)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (LFsmk)
Posted by: Tonypete
That was me.
I have no clue.
Posted by: Miklos, hopeful for CM with a Project Manager Certification, which is pretty marketable at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)
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Shhh, blaster! You're not supposed to tell!
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (aXucN)
You've gone through this, yeah?
http://tinyurl.com/yddaz6cj
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
"Thunderbird failed to find the settings for your e-mail account"
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (aXucN)
But you just told!
Women.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MTjB1)
When meeting someone for the first time in a non-business setting and they have their dog with them, I quickly say "hi" to them, and then hold open my hand to the dog, a couple of feet away, until the dog comes up to me and sniffs or licks my hand. I'll bend my knee to a small dog, too.
Never in decades have I been bit by the dog. And the person thinks positive things about me.
And if I return, even a year later, the dog ALWAYS remembers me and usually wags it's tail.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gem at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (XoAz8)
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Oh yes, there is.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)
Do they? I figured it was just more as a percentage. I think they are pretty much indifferent about the objects of their assembly line now. Sure, they might get an extra frisson of pleasure murdering the untermensch but killing is just paying the bills now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (JKNZq)
Crime Scene Cleaner
8.5 stars (incredibly high rating on IMDB).
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
AFAIK, he was in a very bad car wreck on his way to the Texas MoMee. Both legs broken. He came back here briefly once he was a bit mobile, and then dropped out of sight again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (7njPr)
212 Levin has on one of the guys who is primarying Amash - Lauer?
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:40 PM (eFRS+)
Spelled "Lower", but you have the correct pronunciation, according to someone in here the morning who knows the family.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (pNxlR)
That statement by MLK's daughter on abortion was pretty powerful. And
she's right. It messes up your body and they deny it. One of the women
in the Gosnell book said that as well.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
Yes, very nice to hear those words from her.
I hope it wakes some libtards up. One can hope and pray.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (qMjSx)
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ZfRYq)
..
And I've never seen one in my life. Wtf
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (qMjSx)
Prolly cause Pelosi was mayor.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ZfRYq)
No.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
My god, friend of mine started a Crime Scene Cleanup Service in Tucson. Got pretty fucking rich as he was the only one South of Phoenix for almost 8 years.
Posted by: garrett
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I needed the services of one once and they had a 36 hour backlog. The coroner's assistant and I did it instead. (and yet, the smell of someone else's bad BO makes me gag. Go figure.)
It's a hell of a business.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (JgA4k)
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That's funny. Because I walk like Mrs. A-Whiggins when I've been drinking.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)
*Harvey Korman cracks up in Heaven*
Posted by: Miklos, speculating at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)
...
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:34 PM (U7voe)
"Baba may also have a pejorative connotation in modern Russian, both for women as well as for "an unmanly, timid, or characterless man"."
It may have been being used half-ironically. Double-entendre? I dunno.
It can be used to describe "an unmanly, timid, or characterless man", but it's also a female witch, and John Wick is a principled, nigh-magical, male murder machine.
Satirical mixed metaphor?
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (x84aV)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (LFsmk)
The dirty muzzie somali might be getting the fuck out of our country.
https://dcdirtylaundry.com/ ilhan-omar-becomes-subject-of-immigration- fraud-lawsuit/
Fuck this somali muzzie brother humper.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Not to change the subject too violently, but this is one reason I liked Eastern Promises: It made the organized criminals interesting but not sexy.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (U7voe)
I keep leaving out words today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:38 PM (yQpMk)
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Here, I'll fix that for you.
"It was . . .
soap
poisoning!"
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:39 PM (aXucN)
------------------------------------
"I told you not to use Lifebuoy!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Well one of the settings in Mail.app must have an analogue that isn't set properly in Thunderbird.
After the setting detection fails in TBird, you can go to advanced config, right?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:50 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (LFsmk)
I think she would have been about perfect for it.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Ohio State's scandal is ... euughh. 170? I'd hate to be Sloppy Number 170 on that list.
After about, let's say, #45 the administration perhaps should have said, you know, we could maybe overlook the first forty four but...
Maybe they should just put up big statues of Jimmy Savile on the front lawns of all these major athletic colleges, just to let the matriculating class know what they are in for. They can dress him in that tracksuit.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (488xF)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:49 PM (LFsmk)
I would have preferred Halle Berry from Swordfish. But it was almost 20 years ago.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ZfRYq)
..
And I've never seen one in my life. Wtf
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)
They generally pic third-rate locations, and people addicted to their chicken grease sniff them out.
I'm not kidding.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (x84aV)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (LFsmk)
How?
170 guys molested and not one of them beat this guys ass?
He must have been working with the Soccer Squad?
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:52 PM (488xF)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (qMjSx)
Do they? I figured it was just more as a percentage. I think they
are pretty much indifferent about the objects of their assembly line
now. Sure, they might get an extra frisson of pleasure murdering the
untermensch but killing is just paying the bills now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
===
Marget Sanger smiles. And you know who else smiles.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (pw+jk)
Go on, it will only take a few minutes. Look for the very hip ape picture. It is the text underneath the pic.
Useful to use in arguments with dumb Lefties.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (488xF)
I never know which button to push. Kind of like it was with my Faye.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (qMjSx)
And there you have it
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Should be good.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 20, 2019 08:31 PM (z8c2c)
Yup....can't wait for Nadler's Gut III, Return of the Fumundacheese.
I look forward to the scene where he breaks out the Ritz crackers......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc
Are you in a dead end job? Would you like to try something new? With guns? Killing people.
Then apply for Assassins Ltd. We're hiring now and if you think you have what it takes, apply today. Travel! Guns! Stellar Funeral Benefits!
Assassins Ltd.*
*100% chance of getting offed by the guy who kills teh Boogeyman just as a warm-up.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (hI/80)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (eFRS+)
170 guys molested and not one of them beat this guys ass?
He must have been working with the Soccer Squad?
Posted by: garrett at M
how else do some euro wannabes wearing mullets get laid?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:54 PM (MTjB1)
170 guys molested and not one of them beat this guys ass?
He must have been working with the Soccer Squad?
Posted by: garrett
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Actually, mostly wrestlers. But when you are worried Scarlet and Gray Inc. will take away your full ride, you'll let things slide.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (qMjSx)
Have you ever been to Baltimore?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)
Pretty kino.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (JKNZq)
I guess I'll try again tomorrow night to register in the Linux Mint forum and ask there.
Other than this, I'm quite pleased with Linux Mint. It's a very impressive OS and software suite. I was able to get online immediately with the included Firefox browser. It was much easier than I expected. I had some issues with text formatting at first, but they got fixed in the Sunday EMT if you want to go look.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (lPsvG)
276 Michi State's paedo? What happened there?
Sports doctor who molested women's gymnastics competitors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (pNxlR)
..
And I've never seen one in my life. Wtf
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)
They generally pic third-rate locations, and people addicted to their chicken grease sniff them out.
I'm not kidding.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve
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They are also only open 6 days a weeks... my kids love it. Just got the nugget tray and fries for dinner tonight.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (pUDQf)
One hundred percent.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)
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We played Pictures in community band recently. My favorite was The Ox-Cart, but the Hut of the Baba Yaga was fun, too. (They all were actually).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (8g9zh)
Did you set up the account as pop or imap?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
1. Confirmation of Cal.#201 Daniel Collins to be U.S. Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit
2. Under the regular order, motion to invoke cloture on Cal.#23 Howard Nielson Jr. to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Utah
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 20, 2019 08:56 PM (lPsvG)
They did make the baddie assassins female but Wick keeps killing them. So, yeah.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:58 PM (IDWxn)
Posted by: Tonypete at M
sure, but with a bunch of guys that oil each other down and roll around, grabbing each other and checking each others oil with lots of people watching, not hard to understand how they could get confused.
was that a bad touch or not?
show me where the bad man touched you.
now show me where everyone else touches you.
hmm, would be the same places, this could get difficult.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 08:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)
He's not going anywhere, ever. Aside from getting shuffled around Federal prisons.
The judge in his case is an attention-seeking unprofessional wretch, but that's incidental and has no bearing on Nassar's overwhelming guilt or the complicity of the people at MSU who allowed him to do what he did for so long. I just personally can't stand her and wanted to mention that.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 08:59 PM (IDWxn)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 08:59 PM (qMjSx)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:00 PM (eFRS+)
Did you set up the account as pop or imap?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
I've tried it both ways; same result. It's POP3 in Mac.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (qMjSx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: David Brooks at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ykYG2)
you know thunderbird has been eliminating support for apple2es.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:32 PM (488xF)
Walsh started out with the Good Trump, Bad Trump routine and now he's in Ralph Peters territory now. He really believes himself to be a pure and true conservative and Trump supporters are just blind to how bad Trump is. It's amazing how true conservatives support left wingers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (IDWxn)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:00 PM (eFRS+)
There's a doctor here in Louisiana that does physicals for commercial divers (of which I am one). He's had a reputation for decades for being waaaayyyyyy too into some guys' junk and buttholes than is necessary.
You have to get your prostate checked during a dive physical. For some guys, it's normal. Other guys have told me he reaches around, grabs your dick and pulls on it-- supposedly to check some involuntary reflex or other. Other people in the know all say the same thing: if you put this guy on a witness stand he could give you a 'legitimate' medical reason to do it. But that's not why he does it.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:04 PM (U7voe)
your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Taylor Swift or James Taylor?
Posted by: Miklos, eyes narrowing at May 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Taylor Swift or James Taylor?
Posted by: Miklos, eyes narrowing at May 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Ohh Andy!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:06 PM (IDWxn)
Posted by: Vanya
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Uh, haven't plenty of folks just 'disappeared' into the bayous for shit like that?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Er. Why? I don't breathe through my prostate. Maybe *past* it if I'd had too many beans
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 09:08 PM (+Tibp)
your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth
From The Public Enemy, 1931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Whyks7Gp9E
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:08 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq
Breast exam
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:09 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: mog smash at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (qMjSx)
so, as long as you don't hurt any dogs, you're good!
I just looked it up.
Baltimorians.
Oh wait, there is an extra "i".
still, close!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (zMaZS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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A thorough Dr. would spend much more time looking for it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Make a copy of your Thunderbird profile. I have no idea where it's kept on a Mac OS. Then put that copy somewhere where the Linux version of TB can access it, and then tell the Linux version to "import profile". I had to do that when I migrated ny Windows 7 TB to a new Win& install.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (7njPr)
Hate Hollywood.
Good movie though. Worth it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (2DOZq)
They get it too. Sphincter tone.
The physical is about making sure all the nerves connected to your spinal cord are within normal limits, so the doc can tell if you're permanently effed up if he sees you after you get bent.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (U7voe)
Christ Almighty.
Have you seen this??
WE paid for this shit.
Just click on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ppLtHbag4
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (f1en5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
317 I had to use the full email address for the username (this is an email for my own domain). Incoming port is 110, outgoing 587.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:02 PM (JKNZq)
I tried all that and am still getting the same error message.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:11 PM (eFRS+)
Posted by: Blutarski at May 20, 2019 09:08 PM (+Tibp)
are there any woodpeckers in the Wick movies?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 09:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Plenty of guys aren't the best diving doctor in the country.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (zMaZS)
So what?
Hollywood documentaries are less plausible than John Wick.
Nothing wrong with enjoying fantasy.
Posted by: Sjg at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (gDSJf)
Seems like every era has its revenge pron flicks.
In the 1970s, there was the Death Wish and Dirty Harry flicks.
In the 1980s, Dirty Hary ended, but then there was Rambo and Die Hard.
In the 1990s, the Die Hard flicks continued, and the superhero genre started to gain steam.
In the 2000s, the superhero genre REALLY got up to speed.
And today, there's the John Wick series.
I'm sure I'm leaving a few franchises out...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
Thunderbird is not a go?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (2RalS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)
*****
No. I heard Nurse R have them under contract.
There are a disturbingly large number of doves though.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:13 PM (0tfLf)
The worst part is when you realize both of his hands are on your shoulders.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:13 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:15 PM (miE9U)
You could try importing the profile from the mac side. That assumes that you are using Thunderbird on the Mac. Here's the info: https://mzl.la/2PtInLt
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:15 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:16 PM (eFRS+)
Posted by: Vanya
Nah, that's just Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Miklos, on the lam from Delaware at May 20, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm sure I'm leaving a few franchises out...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (miE9U)
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The Braveheart/Gladiator/Old Boy trilogy. [Okay, I made up that trilogy part ...]
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 09:16 PM (WqPYg)
Also of course, 300.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:17 PM (miE9U)
You could try importing the profile from the mac side. That assumes that you are using Thunderbird on the Mac. Here's the info: https://mzl.la/2PtInLt
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:15 PM (JKNZq)
Nope, I'm using Mail on the Mac.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
Carry on.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe)
A lot of folks here consider carbs the Democrats of food. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:12 PM (pUDQf)
*****
The thing that I found that made me jump was how Hollywood has really nailed the sound of a bullet passing past your head. The rest of the movie is fantasy but the sounds nail it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)
A lot of folks here consider carbs the Democrats of food. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (miE9U)
That's crazy talk. Bread is the bread of life.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (aS1PU)
Walsh started out with the Good Trump, Bad Trump routine and now he's in Ralph Peters territory now. He really believes himself to be a pure and true conservative and Trump supporters are just blind to how bad Trump is. It's amazing how true conservatives support left wingers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 09:03 PM (IDWxn)
Yep.. I listen to MeTV radio until Larry Elder comes on. Joe Walsh is tiresome and he has a whiney, wheedling voice.
Posted by: Gem at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: WUT at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:18 PM (U7voe
Oh yeah? I had Jim n Nicks BBQ chicken with white sauce and Mac and cheese for dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (pUDQf)
Vanya, takes guts to share that.
A lot of folks here consider carbs the Democrats of food. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (miE9U)
======
Heh. Exactly what I was thinking. The wife made some wonderful-smelling breadstick-like buns for brauts yesterday and I had to pass on the bread (until I lose another 10 pounds). ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 09:20 PM (U7voe)
If only we could get a flick, John Wick 4: Vs the Deep State...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:21 PM (miE9U)
I tried to set up an e-mail account on thunderbird yesterday
put all the right words and numbers in all the places; no joy
did this several times with no luck
did it again, except this time I clicked on "advanced set-up options" (or whatever it's called)
I did not change anything in the advanced set-up, just clicked OK
it hooked right up & recognized the account. I can receive, but cannot send as of yet (server times out)
Thunderbird on Linux Ubuntu 16.something.something
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 09:21 PM (26G1N)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:21 PM (miE9U)
*long wistful sigh* I really miss the old days...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)
IIRC, there was only one episode where he actually shot the bad guy.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 20, 2019 09:22 PM (eN2PK)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)
Yup. Just the right ffffffffpppppp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:23 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 09:23 PM (kQ8nA)
*******
Retired FBI Agent Battles DOJ For McCabe's Texts and Emails. As DOJ Fights FOIA Request. - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 09:24 PM (BqBId)
your tailor, only way to get the inseam right.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:01 PM (MTjB1)
Sure thing Joey.
https://youtu.be/rjhjEi4pxxc
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2019 09:25 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:25 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 09:19 PM (0tfLf)
They can probably thank Christopher Lee.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 09:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Slow ham hand Joe at May 20, 2019 09:26 PM (kQ8nA)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 20, 2019 09:23 PM (kQ8nA
I like the Avenger's comic book parody where they put the last Infinity stone in a dog and Thanos tears it apart to get it. Enter John Wick, "Hey guys, anyone seen my dog?"
Posted by: buzzion at May 20, 2019 09:27 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brie Larson at May 20, 2019 09:30 PM (dzJ3R)
#2 son and I watched "Journey to the West" the other night. That was fun.
And free.
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2019 09:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 20, 2019 09:31 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:25 PM (JgA4k)
Don't hurt yourself, dear.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 09:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 20, 2019 09:34 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:35 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 09:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:35 PM (JgA4k)
I thought you were hitting the wine?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:35 PM (JgA4k)
I thought you were hitting the wine?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
Just metaphorically.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:37 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:35 PM (JgA4k)
I thought you were hitting the wine?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 20, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
Oh no, he mixed grain and grape?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:38 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 09:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 20, 2019 09:39 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 09:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (asM0l)
When meeting someone for the first time in a non-business setting and they have their dog with them, I quickly say "hi" to them, and then hold open my hand to the dog, a couple of feet away, until the dog comes up to me and sniffs or licks my hand. I'll bend my knee to a small dog, too.
Never in decades have I been bit by the dog. And the person thinks positive things about me.
And if I return, even a year later, the dog ALWAYS remembers me and usually wags it's tail.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
There is absolutely no downside to making friends with a dog.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2019 09:41 PM (QMwOT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ppLtHbag4
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 20, 2019 09:10 PM (f1en5)
A better ending would have been them killing the little red friend. 1. for interrupting and 2. for talking through his nose
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 09:42 PM (zmxYi)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2019 09:43 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R
The unwanted leg humping though...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:43 PM (pUDQf)
Never in decades have I been bit by the dog. And the person thinks positive things about me.
And if I return, even a year later, the dog ALWAYS remembers me and usually wags it's tail.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
There is absolutely no downside to making friends with a dog.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
I agree. But then, I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:44 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
1) Vet bills
2) Various excreta, everywhere
3) Vet bills
4) Everything you own being shredded, mauled, humped, and generally annihilated.
5) Everything else that remains being covered in awful smelling hair
6) Vet bills
7) ....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 20, 2019 09:43 PM (QMwOT)
Who needs Leo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:46 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 09:46 PM (zmxYi)
Posted by: Faust at May 20, 2019 09:46 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:46 PM (0MVr3)
Hi, I'm Kate, this is my buxom Irish lass in third class, and this is my other buxom Irish lass in third class.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Ct55T)
Watch out boys, we have one of them cat loving, pinko, commie, scum types here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:47 PM (0MVr3)
Watch out boys, we have one of them cat loving, pinko, commie, scum types here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:47 PM (0MVr3)
heh.
The list is identical for cats, except the last entry is:
865) It's a cat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 09:47 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's Boobehs at May 20, 2019 09:48 PM (EfMCv)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 20, 2019 09:49 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
You'd think, wouldn't ya?
Posted by: David Berkowitz at May 20, 2019 09:49 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's Boobehs at May 20, 2019 09:48 PM (EfMCv)
There are THREE Boobs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:49 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:50 PM (JgA4k)
Sophia Loren?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:50 PM (pUDQf)
What I say: "It's a pleasure to meet you, ladies."
What I think: "I'm going to die a very happy man tonight."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)
So Endgame is the (unadjusted) #2 globally to Avatar ($2,616mm to $2,788mm), and #2 domestically to TFA ($771mm to $936mm).
Posted by: Holdfast at May 20, 2019 09:51 PM (68/aO)
Here we go.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv)
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
1) Vet bills
2) Various excreta, everywhere
3) Vet bills
4) Everything you own being shredded, mauled, humped, and annihilated.
5) Everything else that remains being covered in awful smelling hair
6) Vet bills
7) ....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at M
you know, sometimes some make the mistake or making a statement or asking a question that will reveal lots about their personality accidentally.
the question which comes to mind when reading your comment is "what is wrong with you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (MTjB1)
Jennifer Connelly.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv)
Here we go.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv)
I don't know about the best pair. I think Evangiline Lillu has the best legs.
Bear in mind that I've been drinking.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 09:53 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 09:53 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 09:54 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (MTjB1)
Hey, you wanna let some needy, foul smelling entropy machine into your home just because you want some cuddles, go for it, I ain't judging. You do you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 09:54 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:54 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 09:52 PM (EfMCv)
RBG put on quite a show in one of those clay-tablet flip boos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2019 09:55 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 09:55 PM (o1fzk)
Our theater now has reservable recliner seating, so we do not shy away from opening weekend..
It was good! shitload of gunfights.. shitload of knifefights.. Halle Berry aiding Wick in an awesome gunfight.. what's not to love?
No plot. per se.. but hey..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 09:56 PM (438dO)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 09:56 PM (o1fzk)
All of them, except Kathy Bates, I didn't need to see that.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 20, 2019 09:56 PM (4thlk)
If Thunderbird won't cooperate, you might try Evolution. It's the mail program that used to be built into Ubuntu and is pretty good.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:56 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 09:57 PM (uEbPt)
There's no plot to get in the way of the story, as Joe Bob Briggs would say were he here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:58 PM (SMd3b)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 09:59 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 09:59 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: JoeF.
.............
She still has a nice rack!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 09:59 PM (438dO)
If you've seen one boob, you pretty much want to see all the rest of 'em too.
/Ron White
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:00 PM (EfMCv)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 09:58 PM (SMd3b)
Boy on a Dolphin she might as well be, but I do remember seeing a nude. She is topless with a sort of head dress on. I cannot remember much about the head dress.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:00 PM (0MVr3)
If Thunderbird won't cooperate, you might try Evolution. It's the mail program that used to be built into Ubuntu and is pretty good.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 09:56 PM (JKNZq)
OK, thanks. I'll try to look for that tomorrow. I'm a little too inebriated to pursue this further tonight. If you can provide a link, I'll bookmark it.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 09:59 PM (o1fzk)
Unfortunately they're gonna drag all of us along for the starvation ride.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2019 10:00 PM (EfMCv)
But that is why I am saying surprising boobs vs expected boobs. Jennifer Connelly hit a run there where you expected the boobs. They were still awesome, but you knew they were coming.
Although for clothed boobage, Career Opportunities is pretty damn fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2019 10:02 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (pUDQf)
I guess Jennifer Anniston gets a nod for best nipples.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 10:03 PM (pUDQf)
It must have been cold on the set of Friends.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 10:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: MrX at May 20, 2019 10:14 PM (iIJCE)
Posted by: phillip weiss at May 20, 2019 10:18 PM (pECoJ)
John Wick opened to mixed reviews ... the experts mostly panned it until after hearing the wisdom of the crowds.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2019 10:53 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:13 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:25 AM (BbGew)
http://tinyurl.com/y42rpg9m
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:54 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 04:55 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2019 05:24 AM (BbGew)
We're wondering about Disney's Marvel movie beating Disney's Star Wars
movie instead of wishing the whole thing would die in a fire.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 08:28 PM (0V/8D)
Save me Antman, I can't lift this slab of concrete!
Posted by: The Uncredilble Hulk at May 21, 2019 07:16 AM (9dzlp)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 21, 2019 07:29 AM (ceIDk)
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