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Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election?

Why indeed. Why indeed.

Why, there are certain well-known Social Media Monopolists who routinely ban people from public speech, and certain banks that strip people of their checking accounts, for the sin of spreading false, conspiratorial, and harmful-to-the-very-pillars-of-our-precious democracy claims.

At least -- social media monopolies and banks do that when the propagators of so-called false news are on the right.

And CNN's dedicated Deplatforming Squad of Oliver Darcy, Brian Stelter, and BuzzFeed Andrew are there presenting the case to Social Media Monopolists to ban such people, and running negative stories about those monopolists until they comply with CNN's will and ban market competitors from the market square.

So why the silence now?

Oh right, because she's a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed as a vice presidential prospect.

So -- no rules.

There's no such thing as a lie in the leftwing media's eyes, if that lie advances the leftist agenda.

This absurd declaration is predicated on a cascading series of misleading statements Abrams is making about voter disenfranchisement. A May 15 New York Times op-ed by Abrams, headlined, "We Cannot Resign Ourselves to Dismay and Disenfranchisement,” details more of these disputable and tendentious claims.


This kind of thing began even before the campaign had ended. As if to inoculate herself, Abrams accused her opponent, Brian Kemp, of fostering an"“atmosphere of fear" during a debate two weeks before Election Day. Georgia voters, she proclaimed, "have been purged, they have been suppressed, they have been scared."

With all the attention Abrams is getting as a rising Democratic Party star and a rumored contender for the party’s 2020 vice presidential slot, one would think that her eyebrow-raising claims about the Georgia election would be getting more scrutiny. Specifically, there is a special kind of journalist that exists solely to verify the factual statements made by politicians.

Incredibly, however, not a single major media fact checker has taken Abrams to task for asserting that she "won" the election, a claim that rests on various empirical assumptions. PolitiFact hasn’t done it. FactCheck.org hasn't done it. Snopes? Nope. The paper of record hasn’t gone on record here. Somewhat to its credit, the Washington Post did fact-check some tangentially related falsehoods about voter suppression in Georgia when Hillary Clinton tried to claim she lost 2016 for unfair reasons. But Abrams herself has never been questioned.

Let’s start with her most basic declaration. She did, in fact, lose the election by 50,000 votes. Although that's a close margin in an election where millions of votes were cast, it’s not close enough to seriously dispute who the victor was. So the first response would be that Abrams' claim that she "won" the election is rhetorical.

Mark Hemingway proceeds to note the various "fact-checks" routinely performed on Republicans, especially Trump, when the fact-checkers resort to a pseud-autistic sort of hyperliteralism to spot lies that no one else can see.

And yet on this huge one -- "I won" -- the media just can't be bothered to say anything at all.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:56 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at May 20, 2019 01:57 PM (9dQxE)

2 Another Tank Thread?
Poor Creighton must be turning in his grave

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 01:57 PM (FwN37)

3 Governor's election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 01:58 PM (9cans)

4 Local news story

Posted by: Roy at May 20, 2019 01:58 PM (40mSG)

5 Senator?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 01:58 PM (VpIIl)

6
In the Tank. Oh, wait a second...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)

7 Tank might lie more than the Clintons.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (y7DUB)

8
Pushing her because Kamala won't toe the line?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (zBaqJ)

9 top 100?

Posted by: fox at May 20, 2019 02:00 PM (UuVBv)

10 7 Tank might lie more than the Clintons.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (y7DUB)

==========

She does seem to be about 30 IQ points dumber than Hillary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:00 PM (9cans)

11 "I'll take Because she's black", Alex , for $100.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

12 8
Pushing her because Kamala won't toe the line?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (zBaqJ)

=========

Because voters don't like Kamala?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:00 PM (9cans)

13 Hey, if she keeps screaming "I won" all the time, she thinks people will finally agree just to shut her up.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (0tfLf)

14 7 Tank might lie more than the Clintons.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (y7DUB)


I think she's delusional. Regardless of whether or not she started the lie, she actually now believes she won the election and that it was stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)

15 Ace thecleft wing knows that you have the Stacy Adams fact checking coveted
If they did it what would you have left except movie reviews and NFL boycotts

Posted by: Kurt at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (SR7dn)

16 Democrats' delusions wouldn't be a problem if they didn't insist that we play along.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (hLRSq)

17 What certainly isn't in dispute is that Tank Abrams won the pork rinds dipped in lard eating contest last week.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (BRpqW)

18 "I won the Governors race", she bellowed through the gap in her teef.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (VpIIl)

19 Gubernatorial, not Senatorial.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (tOP4K)

20 I just don't see why they are pushing Abrams in the first place. I can see if she actually got elected and served as Governor.
But she's a loser.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

21 Tank Abrams wasn't able to close the gap.


Try the veal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

22 The commies gotta keep the black pipo fired up.

Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (0spTc)

23
Kurt floods the zone with inchoate gibberish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (zBaqJ)

24 Its more than even a pass, many major figures on the left are supporting her and repeating the lie. If you ask any hard left person online they all to the last man scream that Georgia was fixed, fraudulent, that peoples' votes were taken away by an evil GOP governor. Its one of their most repeated talking points any time voter fraud comes up: GEORGIA!!!! GEORGIA!!!!!!!!1!1! (frothing at the mouth)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (39g3+)

25 "I just don't see why they are pushing Abrams in the first place." The gap between Democrats and reality is bigger than the gap in her teeth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

26 20 I just don't see why they are pushing Abrams in the first place. I can see if she actually got elected and served as Governor.
But she's a loser.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

============

She's a loser.

She's physically unattractive.

She's obviously pretty stupid.

She's not playing any of the Establishment's games.

My guess? She fights.

The activist left wants someone who fights like Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)

27 Kurt: now even more incoherent and nonsensical.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (xPJvm)

28 21 Tank Abrams wasn't able to close the gap.


Try the veal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)


Poor man's Lauren Hutton...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (zBaqJ)

29 I still haven't decided whether I'll dive into the race. If I do, though, it'll be a cannonball and you'll all drown.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (hjaPQ)

30 The carpet bagging prog editor of our local paper is BEGGING Tank for run for David Perdue's seat.


But now that's not enough for the queen of failure. It's president, VP or nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

31 Pushing her because Kamala won't toe the line?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (zBaqJ)

=========

Because voters don't like Kamala?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:00 PM



They'll push any black candidate they can find just to see what resonates with the base.

$5 say Mia Love has been approached by Mittens and his Dem cronies to flip.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (0tfLf)

32
Gubernatorial election

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (pNxlR)

33 the pork rinds dipped in lard

No way she's eating keto.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (tOP4K)

34 26 My guess? She fights.

The activist left wants someone who fights like Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)


Flailing a la Replicant Pris with hole in abdomen is not fighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (zBaqJ)

35 She does seem to be about 30 IQ points dumber than Hillary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:00 PM (9cans)


I think the MFM strategy is that if they nod and don't counter any of her obvious lies, it keeps them from having to point out that she's a hideous looking retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (y7DUB)

36 Kurt floods the zone with inchoate gibberish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (zBaqJ)


So that's what that was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

37 The only thing she could win is a hot dog eating contest.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

38 34 26 My guess? She fights.

The activist left wants someone who fights like Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (9cans)


Flailing a la Replicant Pris with hole in abdomen is not fighting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (zBaqJ)

============

She almost got Deckard.

Almost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (9cans)

39 Tank Abrams wasn't able to close the gap.

Try the veal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

Poor man's Lauren Hutton...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (zBaqJ)


She and Cornell West must have been separated at birth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

40 8 Pushing her because Kamala won't toe the line?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 01:59 PM (zBaqJ)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (FJqw3)

41
$5 say Mia Love has been approached by Mittens and his Dem cronies to flip.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:03 PM (0tfLf)


Drown in amash pit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (zBaqJ)

42 Speaking as the real president for life of Georgia, I think it's because our media is hopelessly corrupt.

Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (xYwhN)

43 Gubernatorial election
*******
She is a GOOBER alright

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (BqBId)

44 "I'll take Because she's black", Alex , for $100.

***

Nah I think "no enemies to the left" covers this one. The fact that she's a candidate in the first place might be due to that but I couldn't say.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (n/+Yw)

45 They won't check this, but didn't some media dong fact check Trump when he said the burgers for some visiting team was piled a "mile high"? and exposed that the burgers were not in fact piled up 1 mile into the sky?

FIREFIGHTERS

Posted by: Traddy at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (GSJcT)

46 She came right out and said illegals should be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

47 Well, on the bright side....

I guess there isn't a bright side to this. Maybe the FBI should investigate....nope, bad idea.

Everything is coming unraveled. It's potentially possible that people will vote for the Democrat (Biden) to gain some illusionary, ephemeral "domestic" peace from the social chaos. So no matter what, things will get worse.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (vcOmj)

48 Whos bitch dis is?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (0OmEj)

49 I see Chicago has a new Mayor.

Those people are about to get everything they deserve.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (488xF)

50 Fun fact:

Slave-owning, Jim Crowing, racist Georgia didn't elect a Republican governor until after the year 2000.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (lPsvG)

51
Mark Hemingway proceeds to note the various "fact-checks" routinely
performed on Republicans, especially Trump, when the fact-checkers
resort to a pseud-autistic sort of hyperliteralism to spot lies that no
one else can see.


And yet on this huge one -- "I won" -- the media just can't be bothered to say anything at all.





So well said.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (Z216Q)

52 Wait. There was a 50,000 vote "gap"?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

53 This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (xjiRE)

54 46 She came right out and said illegals should be allowed to vote.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

===========

"I love it!"
-Legal immigrants who spent tens of thousands of dollars and years of their lives to do it right, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (9cans)

55 She's physically unattractive.

She's obviously pretty stupid.

***

"I'm not a w-witch.

I'm you."

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (n/+Yw)

56 49 I see Chicago has a new Mayor.

Those people are about to get everything they deserve.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (488xF)


The problem there is this socialist has no more wealth left to steal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (zBaqJ)

57 >>Poor man's Lauren Hutton...

Nobody is that poor.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (/tuJf)

58
Wait. There was a 50,000 vote "gap"?



Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)


Just a teeny one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

59 Ah yes, here it is (no link for the loser)

"FACT CHECK: At two inches each, a thousand burgers would not reach one mile high."


BRAVE DEFENDERS OF DEMOCRACY

Posted by: Traddy at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (GSJcT)

60 46 She came right out and said illegals should be allowed to vote.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)


Only if the votes count as 100% Republican.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (zBaqJ)

61 Because left-wing media is fake news. That's why Abrams gets a pass.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (t1c4w)

62 This twit believes in anarchy, not a republican democracy.

And that was the Democrats standard bearer for the State of the Union retort.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)

63 52 Wait. There was a 50,000 vote "gap"?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GOT JANKED UP TEEF

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (AURKQ)

64 Her mind is a terrible waste

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

65 Say, was Stacy Abrams' father a mailman?

Because that would be totes cool.

Dontcha think?

Posted by: John Kasich, soon to be a nobody again at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (vcOmj)

66 Poor man's Lauren Hutton...


Damn. She's 75!
Now I feel old.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (0tfLf)

67
Abrams has no bright side, really.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

68 53 This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (xjiRE)


Trump will win so yuuugely that the Dems will call for the popular vote to be abolished with the electoral college.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (zBaqJ)

69 She did, in fact, lose the election by 50,000 votes. Although that's a close margin in an election where millions of votes were cast, its not close enough to seriously dispute who the victor was. So the first response would be that Abrams' claim that she "won" the election is rhetorical

---

Math is currently proposing legislation to demand you stop being racist and using separate lunch counters and water fountains.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (lPsvG)

70 But she identifies as having won.

And that's the important thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (bul8j)

71 Abrams has no bright side, really.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

tidal locking?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (AURKQ)

72 Stacey Stacey Stacey, you lost. Get over it. And yeah stop eating out of the 5 gallon bucket of Ben+Jerry's Sour Tears ice cream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (NpoKk)

73

Tilapia Faux Cooter!

Posted by: Durt at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (aKsyK)

74 >>And CNN's dedicated Deplatforming Squad of Oliver Darcy, Brian Stelter, and BuzzFeed Andrew are there presenting the case to Social Media Monopolists to ban such people, and running negative stories about those monopolists until they comply with CNN's will and ban market competitors from the market square.


Last week a guy did a detailed thread about how mostly UK-based journalists were actively working with Antifa to shape stories and - get this! - paying Antifa to doxx "Nazis." Antifa gets paid for each name they supply, so you can imagine how "Nazi" some of their submissions are to their media comrades, who are then happy to try to then destroy that person's life.

Kinda like what the Buzzfeed dude just did to young youtuber Soph.

Longwinded way of commenting that : The MSM doesn't dispute Abrams' claims because they are her ally and propagandists. Not groundbreaking except for how openly they are now behaving as political operatives as opposed to journalists. They are **making** the news, not reporting on it.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/

1128729619417505792.html

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

75 68 53 This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (xjiRE)


Trump will win so yuuugely that the Dems will call for the popular vote to be abolished with the electoral college.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (zBaqJ)

===========

We really need to win the "popular vote", even if it's to shut down the National Popular Vote's momentum for a cycle.

That thing scares me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (9cans)

76 71 Abrams has no bright side, really.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

tidal locking?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (AURKQ)

Tidal podding...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (zBaqJ)

77 And anybody who say I should have to produce at least one person who was illegitimately denied the opportunity to vote? Raysis.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (hjaPQ)

78 This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.
Posted by: rickl


I think that going forward, everything is going to be shitshow. All the time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (vcOmj)

79
Old and busted: M1 Abrams tank.
New hotness: Georgia Fats.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

80 Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election?


Well, if they honestly fact-check her, how are she and the Dems and the MFM going to use her in 2020 as a poster-child for Jim Crow voter suppression by Rethuglicans? Also, it won't look good if Joey Biden's VP selection has been called a liar by segments of the MFM.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (AMIL/)

81 So why the silence now?

______


"Come on, you sound like a conspiracy theorist, dude! It's simply a coincidence that we have George Soros' cock in our mouths jointly during these times, of silence, nothing more ..." -- Oliver Darcy, Brian Stelter, BuzzFeed, #NeverTrump, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (80hY5)

82 Trump lies 6,000 times a day. The Democrats told me so.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (FMRPS)

83 Jonathon Chait, the beta-male who best combines cucksterism with stupid, has a new headline up that I may frame. It's just that special.

How Throwing Justin Amash Out Of The GOP Might Make Trump Lose 2020

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (Z216Q)

84 the pork rinds dipped in lard

No way she's eating keto.
Posted by: Bert G


Or paste; it's all mine!

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (nEOLy)

85 "That's no moon."

"Got a bad feeling about this."

"It's Stacey Abrams!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (NpoKk)

86 I believe the style guide dictates "failed porn author, Tank Abrams"

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (9dQxE)

87 "Stacey Stacey Stacey, you lost. Get over it. And yeah stop eating out of the 5 gallon bucket of Ben+Jerry's Sour Tears ice cream."

More like stop stealing the bucket of oats from a horse, you dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

88
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GOT JANKED UP TEEF
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2019 02:07 PM (AURKQ)


She'll run for Preznint with Keith Olbermann.

TEEF - KEEFUMS 2020!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

89 Hey ShainS!

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (FMRPS)

90 In postmodernist/Marxist theory, there is no objective reality -- only what we humans say is true. Thus, if a Democrat says she won an election, in their logical framework she actually did win the election.

Now shut up, haters!

But seriously, that's the very reason why they're so desperate to silence "conservative voices" -- because (like primitive tribespeople) the left believes that if a statement is enunciated, especially if it is enunciated clearly and repeatedly, then it physically become truth. Speaking is the progenitor of existence. They fear that if we merely speak our conservative concepts enough they will actually become true. Solution: Shut us up.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (5tb4C)

91 78 This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.
Posted by: rickl


I think that going forward, everything is going to be shitshow. All the time.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 02:09 PM (vcOmj)


Considering that the Democrat Left movement and party view America as illegitimate and an enemy to be conquered/overthrown, you are right sir.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (zBaqJ)

92 >>76 71 Abrams has no bright side, really.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

There's four days worth of lamp oil for the trying.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

93 I just don't see why they are pushing Abrams in the first place. I can see if she actually got elected and served as Governor.
But she's a loser.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

============

She's a loser.

She's physically unattractive.

She's obviously pretty stupid.

She's not playing any of the Establishment's games.

My guess? She fights.

The activist left wants someone who fights like Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Or, it all they got.

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (25Dt7)

94 #12 Willie Brown likes Kamala.
On her knees

And he's a voter.

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM (t1c4w)

95 >>There's four days worth of lamp oil for the trying.


That explains the Japanese Research Vessel that follows her around.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM (488xF)

96 Even Orca and Sh*t Midas Barry couldn't work a miracle for Tank. Even Hollywood, shoveling $$$$$ at her.

One of the polling stations in metro Atlanta stayed open late....just because.

YOU LOST, Tank. Now go back to writing "romance" novels. You and Bernie could co-write rape fantasies or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

97 *Clarification: The thread I linked has a lot of US journalists, not just UK-based.


https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/

1128729619417505792.html

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

98 because (like primitive tribespeople) the left believes that if a statement is enunciated, especially if it is enunciated clearly and repeatedly, then it physically become truth.

--

It helps to tear down statues and burn books, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM (lPsvG)

99 93
Or, it all they got.
Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 02:10 PM (25Dt7)


Cynthia McKinney is waiting for her closeup...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (zBaqJ)

100 This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.
Posted by: rickl

Won't change until the Republicans cheat as much as the Dims

Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (25Dt7)

101 Kamala has the Willie Brown vote locked!

Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (t1c4w)

102 She came right out and said illegals should be allowed to vote

***

They're all fighting for that.
They don't understand there's nothing stopping a horde of illegals descending on a small town and voting themselves in, and not as democrats or socialists but something entirely different if they want.

And they don't understand that should this come to pass mass movement of people by political views and ability to immediately seize power would then become a thing

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (n/+Yw)

103 96 Even Orca and Sh*t Midas Barry couldn't work a miracle for Tank. Even Hollywood, shoveling $$$$$ at her.

One of the polling stations in metro Atlanta stayed open late....just because.

YOU LOST, Tank. Now go back to writing "romance" novels. You and Bernie could co-write rape fantasies or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)


Isn't Georgia where that loser Ossoff was from?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (zBaqJ)

104 >>Won't change until the Republicans cheat as much as the Dims


Let's try enforcing the fucking laws we have on the books, already.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (488xF)

105 "That's no moon."

At the hardware depo this weekend some girl bent over right in front of me. Yep, it was a loose pants, no underwear day. I didn't know whether to run or buy her flowers.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

106 I think she's delusional. Regardless of whether or not she started the lie, she actually now believes she won the election and that it was stolen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)


Just what you want in a decision-maker: someone who is not even within hailing distance of reality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (bul8j)

107 Is the research vessel named Koboyashi Maru?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (NpoKk)

108 Off topic, but I just read a WaPo piece entitled "The little-noticed surge across the U.S.-Mexico border: It's Americans heading south."
In it, the writer cites Mexican statistics that say there are 799,000 U.S. citizens now living in Mexico, which is a four-fold increase since 1990. So, 600,000 people in 30 years or so, right? That's 20K a year.

Meanwhile, DHS recently released 9,000 illegals into the U.S. IN EIGHT DAYS.

There's your surge, WaPo, you disingenuous pricks.

Posted by: TheHoser at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (IDjUx)

109 Y'all jus jealous cause y'all can't eat corn through a picket fence!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (gC2IV)

110 The soft bigotry of ... realistic expectations of her intelligence based upon having listened to her campaign?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (hdzef)

111 Eh, I think Snopes et al. are afraid that she'll roll over on them if they fact check her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

112 >>Kamala has the Willie Brown vote locked!


Even Willie will admit her campaign is mostly a Gag.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (488xF)

113 103 Isn't Georgia where that loser Ossoff was from?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (zBaqJ)

==========

Yup.

My cousin-in-law is the mayor of an Atlanta suburb. He actually got recruited for that race by the Democratic Party of Georgia. He turned them town. He says it was because he didn't think he had enough experience (he had just been elected), but I think he knew he would lose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (9cans)

114 >>At the hardware depo this weekend some girl bent over right in front of me. Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

She was 'presenting.'

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)

115 Because she's got a 120mm cannon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (tziDe)

116 >>This is all of a piece with normalizing Democrat vote fraud. 2020 is going to be a real shitshow.


More specifically, targeting each state's legal requirement to clean up their voter rolls.

Abrams insists the 90k+ who could not be found in the real world should not have been purged from the voter rolls. She's insisting they "disenfranchised" people who were most likely dead, had moved, were bogus same-day registration entries from previous elections, ACORN submissions, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

117 I'm also the Prime Minister of Australia.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (gC2IV)

118 One of the polling stations in metro Atlanta stayed open late....just because.

Now where oh where was that polling station, I wonder?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (bul8j)

119 Putting this disgusting, retarded obese nagger in charge of any nation guarantees it will plunge to sub-Zimbabwe levels. That the Democrats have made her a top personality proves their utter bankruptcy, even more than hyping a shameless jihadi like Omar.

So needless to say, I can't get enough of her. She's a walking advertisement for the end of civic nationalism.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (SEr2U)

120 Trump lies 6,000 times a day. The Democrats told me so.

***

They follow him around with one of those clickers

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (n/+Yw)

121 Isn't Georgia where that loser Ossoff was from?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (zBaqJ)


Yep. DeKalb County. He's another Golden Child who failed. Bigly. Haven't heard a peep from him since.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

122 107 Is the research vessel named Koboyashi Maru?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (NpoKk)


Kobe Beef Shamu.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (zBaqJ)

123 >>At the hardware depo this weekend some girl bent over right in front of me. Yep, it was a loose pants, no underwear day. I didn't know whether to run or buy her flowers.


Swipe your Credit Card.

When she gets indignant, apologize and say :

"I didn't know it was a chip reader!"

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (488xF)

124 116 Abrams insists the 90k+ who could not be found in the real world should not have been purged from the voter rolls. She's insisting they "disenfranchised" people who were most likely dead, had moved, were bogus same-day registration entries from previous elections, ACORN submissions, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

=========

Should be easy to find them and ask them if they voted or not, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (9cans)

125 That's 20K a year.

--

Not even 1/4 capacity of a single SEC football stadium out of a country of 320 million people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (lPsvG)

126 "At the hardware depo this weekend some girl bent over right in front of me. Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

She was 'presenting.'
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)"

My face actually got hot. I must be getting old.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

127 And I'm the new Batman.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (gC2IV)

128 117 I'm also the Prime Minister of Australia.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (gC2IV)


Could be Pope, too. Check the smoke coming off of her BBQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (bul8j)

129 YOU LOST, Tank. Now go back to writing "romance" novels. You and Bernie could co-write rape fantasies or something.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM

****

They could go out to Oregon and write.
Doggies Gone Bad
Poop Chute Puppies
Jeez...the titles write themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (0tfLf)

130 117 I'm also the Prime Minister of Australia.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (gC2IV)


"PFFFT!"

- - Idi VD Amin, the Last Emperor of Scotland

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:16 PM (zBaqJ)

131 I think she always believed that she really won, because the govern or of Georgia obeyed the Constitutional requirement to clean the voter rolls. She believes this removed real voters, mostly black, from the voting rolls and none of them had the intelligence or competence to go re-register after getting a letter informing them that they were no longer registered to vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

132 131 I think she always believed that she really won, because the govern or of Georgia obeyed the Constitutional requirement to clean the voter rolls. She believes this removed real voters, mostly black, from the voting rolls and none of them had the intelligence or competence to go re-register after getting a letter informing them that they were no longer registered to vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

==========

"Everyone's as dumb as me! Especially other black people!"
-Not racist, Stacy Abrams

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:16 PM (9cans)

133 She's the one who thought STEM meant a part of the apple, isn't she.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

134 Listening to Adam Carolla on Howard Stern today. It's a shame how he has to tip toe around his right leaning views in order to be polite to his host whereas the opposite never occurs.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (e46OR)

135 At least Stacey isn't saying she is Napoleon.

Yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NpoKk)

136 Abrams insists the 90k+ who could not be found in the real world should not have been purged from the voter rolls. She's insisting they "disenfranchised" people who were most likely dead, had moved, were bogus same-day registration entries from previous elections, ACORN submissions, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

Count Every Vote!

That's the Democrat mantra.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

137 >>Should be easy to find them and ask them if they voted or not, huh?

That's the point: they could not be found, yet she wanted an extra 90k on the voter rolls, thus creating 90k ballots she could "find" without it presenting an issue of votes exceeding registrations.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

138 The Sri Lankan men are going to the gun range with my husband and a couple of well-armed friends of ours.

Three more days of house guests. Three long weeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

139 Well, I certainly wouldn't stick my finger up Stacey's butt.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (hjaPQ)

140 Even Willie will admit her campaign is mostly a Gag.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (488xF)


Don't be ridiculous. Obviously she doesn't gag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (bul8j)

141 I would love to see abrams as the dem vp nominee.
Even African-Americans will hate her.

Posted by: Harlan at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (suaaH)

142 >>122 107 Is the research vessel named Koboyashi Maru? Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (NpoKk)

Georgia Fats didn't cheat...she changed the conditions of the test.

Even so, she remains a fan of the no-thin scenario.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)

143 135 At least Stacey isn't saying she is Napoleon.

Yet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NpoKk)


Too busy eating one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (zBaqJ)

144 YOU LOST, Tank. Now go back to writing "romance" novels. You and Bernie could co-write rape fantasies or something.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:11 PM

****

They could go out to Oregon and write.
Doggies Gone Bad
Poop Chute Puppies
Jeez...the titles write themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes


"Undocumented Love"

Even worse: what if the dog had its papers and the dograpist didn't?

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (nEOLy)

145 Send Stacy to Chad as an ambassador...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

146 >>"Everyone's as dumb as me! Especially other black people!"
-Not racist, Stacy Abrams


Would you believe her sister is a judge?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

147 Yep. DeKalb County. He's another Golden Child who failed. Bigly. Haven't heard a peep from him since.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

He was like the 0.7 alpha version of Beto

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (9dQxE)

148 At least Stacey isn't saying she is Napoleon.

Yet.


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM


Did someone say Ice Cream???
S Abrams

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (0tfLf)

149 "because (like primitive tribespeople) the left believes that if a
statement is enunciated, especially if it is enunciated clearly and
repeatedly, then it physically become truth."

Core part of modern leftism is denying that (1) objective reality exists and (2) that there is benefit to taking for granted that it does on a macro level, even if it might be dodgy on a micro/quantum level.

The reason for this is so they can pull exactly this sort of stunt; it's not that they think speaking a lie makes it the truth, it's that they don't believe there is such a thing as truth in the first place.


There are no lies or honest statements; there are only mouth noises to distract their victims before it's time for the knives to come out. They don't take most statements and positions seriously, and neither should you except those times when they're promising to do unpleasant things to you.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (eAshZ)

150 If Abrams and Biden were on the same stage it would drain about 50 points off the audiences IQ.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (VpIIl)

151 Is this Russia?

This isn't Russia is it Danny?

Be the ball Danny.

Posted by: Ty Webb at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (72no6)

152 145 Send Stacy to Chad as an ambassador...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)


Everett?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)

153 I guess we can stop asking why the Left uses every bleeding weapon at their disposal to lie, cheat and steal their way to cowing and subjugating us.

We need to really hone in on how Trump beat them. It wasn't a single thing and yes it was extremely strategic, but it wasn't complicated. We know what it is about Trump that's like kryptonite to them and part of it is his utter refusal to play by their fake rules that don't exist.

While they're busy trying to make sure there can never be another ONE of him, we need to create a fucking army of Trumps. Too bad very few have his fu money, which he literally used to tell the entire political class just that.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (FMRPS)

154 146 >>"Everyone's as dumb as me! Especially other black people!"
-Not racist, Stacy Abrams


Would you believe her sister is a judge?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

============

*contemplates Sheila Jackson Lee*

Yes, I believe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (9cans)

155 160th! I won!

Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (jOEDM)

156 * stands up. Claps hands and shouts*



CAROUSEL!

Posted by: Logan's Run news media at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (q3JKs)

157 150 If Abrams and Biden were on the same stage it would drain about 50 points off the audiences IQ.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (VpIIl)


"It would tip over!"

- - Hank Johnson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)

158 Even worse: what if the dog had its papers and the dograpist didn't?

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM



DAMNIT! I just cleaned this screen!
Well done!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (0tfLf)

159 151 Is this Russia?

This isn't Russia is it Danny?

Be the ball Danny.

Posted by: Ty Webb at May 20, 2019 02:18 PM (72no6)

===========

Burn them all, Dany.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (9cans)

160 From the looks of Stacy, I don't think her mom had it going on....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)

161 I was the Walrus!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:19 PM (hjaPQ)

162 She almost got Deckard.

Almost.




She had him until she decided to go Romanian Gymnast on him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (WqEER)

163 "Tanking" the newest fad from the progturds

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (SFAmF)

164 I still maintain, and always will, that we cannot survive with an information stream as tainted as this. The whole idea of a self governing people is for that people to make decisions based on the information they receive. If that information is poisoned then their decisions will reflect the same.

The media is the enemy.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (jYEmF)

165 "Oh right, because she's a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed as a vice presidential prospect."

Equal parts this and also that she's black. Sorry, the "Conscience of America", our intellectual betters, insist that people of color cannot possibly be held to the same standards as everyone else. They must have different (read: lower) standards than everyone else. And, of course, they don't see their pity as racist at all.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (mENHL)

166 162 She almost got Deckard.

Almost.



She had him until she decided to go Romanian Gymnast on him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (WqEER)

==========

Killing strokes should be simply and clean.

Ra's Al Ghul had it right. You walk up behind them, and stab them in the heart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (9cans)

167 >>"Everyone's as dumb as me! Especially other black people!"
-Not racist, Stacy Abrams


Would you believe her sister is a judge?

Posted by: Lizzy
=============
Yep. Totally believe it.

Have you met the president of my club Judge Smails?

Posted by: Ty Webb at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (WfSZq)

168 I think she always believed that she really won,
because the govern or of Georgia obeyed the Constitutional requirement
to clean the voter rolls. She believes this removed real voters, mostly
black, from the voting rolls and none of them had the intelligence or
competence to go re-register after getting a letter informing them that
they were no longer registered to vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)


Jack Kemp did a damned fine job of keeping the voter rolls clean. And now we're getting new voting machines that will give everyone a paper receipt.

But RACISSSST!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

169 Yep. DeKalb County. He's another Golden Child who failed. Bigly. Haven't heard a peep from him since.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)


He ran off with Abortion Barbie, whose name mercifully escapes me now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:21 PM (bul8j)

170 Stacey Abrams does NOT believe she won.

We have to remember the Left says what they need to when they need to and nothing more. The next time they tell you what they're really thinking will be the first.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:21 PM (FMRPS)

171 "Fat, dumb, ugly, delusional, obese, retarded, hideous, and psychotic is a GREAT way to go through life! Just take it from me ..." -- Jerry Nadler

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 20, 2019 02:21 PM (7kWyQ)

172 The problem there is this socialist has no more wealth left to steal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:06 PM (zBaqJ)



Someone should tell Jabba the Pritzker that. He just introduced more taxes for Illinois

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 02:21 PM (OLCnA)

173 Wow...I just looked at the shape of Sheila Jackson Lee's district for the first time.

That's wanky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:22 PM (9cans)

174 Well of course not the job of the leftist media is to further the Democratic socialist narratives facts be damned. F the leftist media and thank God for President Trump who has made them drop the mask of objectivity that never existed. Their bias is out in the open for all to see and it is so refreshing. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 20, 2019 02:22 PM (2RvNA)

175 There's no such thing as a lie in the leftwing media's eyes, if that lie advances the leftist agenda.
====
Yep and conversely


There's no such thing as truth or fact in the leftwing media's eyes, if that truth or fact retards the leftist agenda.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 02:22 PM (pw+jk)

176 Even so, she remains a fan of the no-thin scenario.


It's a stretch but I'll allow it.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Malikikalamara at May 20, 2019 02:22 PM (WqEER)

177 You have to be a particular low-life to take pride in knowingly lying and distorting the truth. In other words, a "journalist".

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:22 PM (jYEmF)

178
He ran off with Abortion Barbie, whose name mercifully escapes me now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:21 PM


Wendy Davis; she's beto oroarke but with more testosterone

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 20, 2019 02:22 PM (ceIDk)

179 You gonna finish your fries?

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:23 PM (gC2IV)

180 She seems nice.

Doesn't she do that pancake syrup commercial?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (5+4v7)

181 And I'm the new Batman.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (gC2IV)

Better her than Paterson.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (TOlQ1)

182 Fat, ugly, stupid, black women are untouchable.

Posted by: Pete Parks at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (0t6ce)

183 BACK OFF MAN, IM STARVING!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (gC2IV)

184 I imagine that the fraud in 2020 will be in service of two purposes: Denying Trump the win, and/or denying him the popular vote win.

If this doesn't sound familiar, it should.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (FMRPS)

185 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

186 The Sri Lankan men are going to the gun range with my husband and a couple of well-armed friends of ours.
>
Seems extreme, but it has been 3 weeks...

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (ctEmO)

187 No, here will be no MSM investigation of the Fat Lady's endless accusation of fraud=, racism, intimidation. Because there was none. But our local rag, a couple months after the election, did a huge investigation into Brian Kemps statement about attempts to hack the voter rolls by Dems. Almost nobody heard about this accusation or remembers it or the investigation but the AJC managed to call it the most explosive accusation in the campaign. Yet no a word of doubt about Abrams lies and slanders of Kemp, Republicans, and anybody that voted against her.

Screw these people.


Posted by: Ripley at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (MxEKc)

188 Because rules and standards only apply to ONE side and it's not THEIR side.

The media is an embarrassment. The left is evil.

Period.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

189 She maintains the lie that she one by continuing to count votes after the deadline for vote counting. The GA SOS said nay scrunt can't do that. She was trying the old communist strategy of counting just enough votes to say she won. She didn't get to do that.

Posted by: Vic at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (mpXpK)

190 183 BACK OFF MAN, IM STARVING!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (gC2IV)


She's food insecure! Feed her something before she drops under 300 lbs.!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (bul8j)

191 That woman looks like the sort you'd run into at the DMV. Behind the desk, causing you loads of trouble. Or at the post office, or in fact any government office.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)

192 Send Stacy to Chad as an ambassador...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)



Jeremy: Tough luck old boy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (OLCnA)

193 Fat, ugly, stupid, black women are untouchable.
Posted by: Pete Parks at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (0t6ce)

Say what??

Posted by: Black Men Everywhere at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (NFEMn)

194 Fat, ugly, stupid, black women are untouchable.
Posted by: Pete Parks at May 20, 2019 02:24 PM (0t6ce)


DAT's RIGHT, crackah. Don't you FOGET IT!!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee (NOT Robert E.) at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

195 The yeasty funk of the overfed.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

196
"[Abrams] is a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed hard as a vice presidential prospect."-- Ace

Oh please, please make her the vice presidential running mate.
Her performance in the debates will be the equivalent of a noxious political dumpster fire.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (O4Dg1)

197 And I'm the new Batman.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:15 PM (gC2IV)

Better her than Paterson.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

She lands on someone and she will make a crater outta crime.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 02:27 PM (nEOLy)

198 28
21 Tank Abrams wasn't able to close the gap.



Try the veal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)




Poor man's Lauren Hutton...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

I wouldn't have that on a bet.

Posted by: The Poor Man at May 20, 2019 02:27 PM (ClOmq)

199 She was down by 15 points up to the last week of the election and than all those overtime votes came rolling in from black counties around Atlanta. Of course they did not get counted in time.

Posted by: Vic at May 20, 2019 02:27 PM (mpXpK)

200 Tank makes Moochelle seem warm and personable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

201 The Sri Lankan men are going to the gun range with my husband and a couple of well-armed friends of ours.
>
Seems extreme, but it has been 3 weeks...
Posted by: FrodoB


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (KB6If)

202 196
"[Abrams] is a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed hard as a vice presidential prospect."-- Ace

Oh please, please make her the vice presidential running mate.
Her performance in the debates will be the equivalent of a noxious political dumpster fire.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (O4Dg1)

=============

*shit self*
-Stacy Abrams

"Here are the top 10 memes about how Stacy Abrams totally owned Mike Pence. Number 7 will surprise you!"
-NYT headline

"Gosh, Mike Pence sure is scary, isn't he?"
-Suburban mother

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (9cans)

203 Im old enough to remember when people were claiming Trump was too fat and out of shape and in danger of some cardio issues.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (DB16e)

204 That woman looks like the sort you'd run into at the DMV. Behind the desk, causing you loads of trouble. Or at the post office, or in fact any government office.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)

Or in front of you at the check-out counter at the supermarket....or the lottery counter....or the book shop....

Oh wait.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

205 Know what I miss. I miss Creepy Pron Lawyer.


He was such a nice fella. Why did he ever leave the TV.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

206 196
"[Abrams] is a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed hard as a vice presidential prospect."-- Ace

Oh please, please make her the vice presidential running mate.
Her performance in the debates will be the equivalent of a noxious political dumpster fire.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (O4Dg1)

You want a Race Bannon look-alike with actual governing experience to debate her. It would be like clubbing enormous, gap-toothed baby seals.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

207 203 Im old enough to remember when people were claiming Trump was too fat and out of shape and in danger of some cardio issues.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (DB16e)

==========

So you're...*checks calendar*...at least 2 years old.

What does this say about journalists working today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (9cans)

208 Abrams has no bright side, really.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


She casts quite a shadow.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

209 Tank needs to go on Moochelle's school kids' diet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

210 Fat, ugly, stupid, black women are untouchable.
Posted by: Pete Parks
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Sir, that's real retarded.

Posted by: racheal jeanteal at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (9A/uP)

211 Why is it that Leftards brag that ObamaCare is the Law of the Land so shut up, but then bitch about the Electoral College?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (FMRPS)

212 Babylon Bee: you cannot oppose killing puppies unless you're willing to adopt every puppy on earth

http://tinyurl.com/y6r6jse5

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)

213 Abrams clearly had both her meat and her pudding.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:30 PM (FMRPS)

214 209 Tank needs to go on Moochelle's school kids' diet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

Her kids were getting five course gourmet meals. Everyone else was getting restricted calorie gruel.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:30 PM (NWiLs)

215 Tank needs to go on Moochelle's school kids' diet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)


That's pretty harsh. I'm not sure I'd wish that on Kalid Sheik Mohammad.

That's just cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

216 "Here are the top 10 memes about how Stacy Abrams totally owned Mike Pence. Number 7 will surprise you!"
-NYT headline


Basically what happened with Ryan/Biden. Biden had a tourettes fit of lies and bizarre behavior and the press declared him a clear winner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)

217 Equal parts this and also that she's black. Sorry,
the "Conscience of America", our intellectual betters, insist that
people of color cannot possibly be held to the same standards as
everyone else. They must have different (read: lower) standards than
everyone else. And, of course, they don't see their pity as racist at
all.

Posted by: Matticus Finch at May 20, 2019 02:20 PM (mENHL)


You are exactly right. Holding minorities to lower standards - as the media did to their everlasting infamy with Obama - is blatantly racist. Any self-respecting minority should take great offense at being held to a lesser standard. Sadly, I don't see many, or any, doing that, probably because the advantage gained is too tempting. So, fuck them.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (jYEmF)

218 "[Abrams] is a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed hard as a vice presidential prospect."-- Ace

Oh please, please make her the vice presidential running mate.
Her performance in the debates will be the equivalent of a noxious political dumpster fire.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (O4Dg1)

You want a Race Bannon look-alike with actual governing experience to debate her. It would be like clubbing enormous, gap-toothed baby seals.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)



That's what we thought about Paul Ryan and Joe Biden and see how that turned out.

For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (mf5HN)

219 216 "Here are the top 10 memes about how Stacy Abrams totally owned Mike Pence. Number 7 will surprise you!"
-NYT headline

Basically what happened with Ryan/Biden. Biden had a tourettes fit of lies and bizarre behavior and the press declared him a clear winner
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)

==========

One of the strongest sources of my political cynicism.

It's like Friendship Island in the movie Inside Out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (9cans)

220
Old and Busted: Mark Twain had a short story entitled "Cannibalism In The Cars." A snowbound train drives congressmen to deliberate--in good Robert's Rules style--who is to be eaten first.

New hotness: "I think we can dispense with the tedious formalities. I move the previous question, and call for an immediate voice vote on our esteemed colleague from Georgia."

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

221 138 The Sri Lankan men are going to the gun range with my husband and a couple of well-armed friends of ours.

Three more days of house guests. Three long weeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

Are they good guests, or are you already tired? Seems like you'd invite friends to the gun range.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (SEr2U)

222 Why is it that Leftards brag that ObamaCare is the Law of the Land so shut up, but then bitch about the Electoral College?
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (FMRPS)


Because one is their way and the other didn't give them their way.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Tank needs to go on Moochelle's school kids' diet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)



Her kids were getting five course gourmet meals. Everyone else was getting restricted calorie gruel.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:30 PM (NWiLs)


That, in a nutshell, is a socialist's dream. Dachas, gourmet food, travel, on our dime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

224 >>Poor man's Lauren Hutton...


Oh. . . wow, JJ. I am honestly offended on behalf of Lauren Hutton.

I would like to see a Pence/Abrams debate. Think Pete and feminists have created this caricature of Pence as some Christian scold and he attacks on him, much like more Christian than thou Pete's, would only make her look like a hateful toad.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

225 The yeasty funk of the overfed > the Chanel bouquet of the anorexic?

Posted by: Karen C. at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (O7aSd)

226 218 ...I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (mf5HN)


"You're getting warmer..."

- - Mossad Weather Controllers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (zBaqJ)

227 Ace, she ran for Governor, not Senator. You may want to correct your title.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (byrTS)

228 I read that the polls in heavily black polling locations in GA were kept open extra hours during the election, so not only was Abrams not disenfranchised, she was actually extra-franchised. Had her voters not been given special privileges unavailable to the ordinary white GA voter, she'd have lost by an even bigger margin.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (k4dH2)

229 That's no rising star, that's an eclipse!!!

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (FMRPS)

230
Stacy Abrams is so big she breaks my neck every-time she crosses my mind.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (8XRCm)

231 Are they good guests, or are you already tired? Seems like you'd invite friends to the gun range.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (SEr2U)


They're very dear people, but I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

232 For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (mf5HN)

They never explained exactly how Trump and the Russians colluded to win the WH for Trump either, so at least they're consistent.
They just make the charge and it's off to the races....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (NFEMn)

233 Ain't no yeast in our funk.

Posted by: George Clinton at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

234 229 That's no rising star, that's an eclipse!!!
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (FMRPS)


Eclair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (zBaqJ)

235 Basically what happened with Ryan/Biden. Biden had a tourettes fit of lies and bizarre behavior and the press declared him a clear winner
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)


The leftist tank is the size of The Red Sea and the press is so in it, they can't see daylight.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

236
I read that the polls in heavily black polling locations in GA were kept
open extra hours during the election, so not only was Abrams not
disenfranchised, she was actually extra-franchised. Had her voters not
been given special privileges unavailable to the ordinary white GA
voter, she'd have lost by an even bigger margin.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (k4dH2)


Special People got Special Treatment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

237 Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'

I...what?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (Boy/L)

238
You want a Race Bannon look-alike with actual governing experience to debate her. It would be like clubbing enormous, gap-toothed baby seals.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


The news media is always on the side of the seal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (aKsyK)

239 >>For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.


I *think* it's because they called the race before she could find enough car trunk ballots. They stopped the election too early for her liking.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (W+vEI)

240 218 "[Abrams] is a leftwing Democrat who is being pushed hard as a vice presidential prospect."-- Ace

Oh please, please make her the vice presidential running mate.
Her performance in the debates will be the equivalent of a noxious political dumpster fire.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:26 PM (O4Dg1)

You want a Race Bannon look-alike with actual governing experience to debate her. It would be like clubbing enormous, gap-toothed baby seals.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)


That's what we thought about Paul Ryan and Joe Biden and see how that turned out.

For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, unfortunately the left gets to write history. And define reality, it sometimes seems.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

241 That's what we thought about Paul Ryan and Joe Biden and see how that turned out.

For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (mf5HN)

Wasn't it Jewish hypnorays? Or was that some other lib.

Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (xYwhN)

242 For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:31 PM (mf5HN)


You don't need to have PROOF of anything, you just need to SAY it. That's how it works.

Just ask Hillary. The election was STOLEN from her after her epically perfect campaign.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'

----

I always look forward to hearing from people who do not value my faith explain to me how my faith should guide me.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

244 Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (W+vEI)

They disenfranchised a bunch of Buicks and Oldsmobiles.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (FMRPS)

245 They never explained exactly how Trump and the Russians colluded to win the WH for Trump either, so at least they're consistent.
They just make the charge and it's off to the races....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (NFEMn)



I still think my favorite is that HW Bush was flown in a Blackbird over to meet with the Ayatollah to keep the hostages from being freed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

246 Probably because she ran for Governor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (1ISKN)

247 237 Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'

I...what?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (Boy/L)

============

"And God so loved abortion that he declared all unborn children to be naught but flesh from their mother."
-Acts of the Apostles, Chapter 29 Verse 1

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (9cans)

248 Another fact from harassment training. We can't have any all male or all female teams. That's now "discrimination".

And reading half of this crap makes me want to puke.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (VpIIl)

249
Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'


Wut????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

250 > "216
"Here are the top 10 memes about how Stacy Abrams totally owned Mike Pence. Number 7 will surprise you!"

-NYT headline


Well sure they're going to spin it. That's all they do now. That NYT headline might as well read "Who are you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes?






Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (O4Dg1)

251 In all fairness, while Abrams may be fat and stupid....she is...

...fat and stupid.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (jYEmF)

252 I still think my favorite is that HW Bush was flown in a Blackbird over to meet with the Ayatollah to keep the hostages from being freed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Sugartits at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

That was Sick.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (NFEMn)

253 Yeah, unfortunately the left gets to write history. And define reality, it sometimes seems.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

You mean to say cutting off a dude's penis doesn't make him a woman?

Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (xYwhN)

254 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that it was the Governor's race yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (WqEER)

255 'Fact Checking' was always just a Truth Ministry with the imprimatur of authority for the Left.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

256
Yeah, unfortunately the left gets to write history. And define reality, it sometimes seems.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


The science is settled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (aKsyK)

257 In all fairness, while Abrams may be fat and stupid....she is...

...fat and stupid.



or the reverse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (WqEER)

258 I always look forward to hearing from people who do not value my faith explain to me how my faith should guide me.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

When was the last time any of these people telling us how Christianity ought to work actually picked up a Bible?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (J+mig)

259
I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that it was the Governor's race yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (WqEER)



Shhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

260 I doubt she's going to be the VP nominee. If they're going to choose a woman it will be a more attractive one-possibly Kamala, unless they can get Stacy on a diet before then. I don't care that she's heavy, but the optics won't appeal to many people in addition to her just sounding like a mean person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (ahS0B)

261 Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'



Ask the dumb cultist how Islamic faith squares with this...Just be fore dusk during Ramadan.

If she survives, ask her where she got branded.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (nEOLy)

262 You know what else is against Christian faith? Slaughtering the innocent. It's true. I looked it up.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (FMRPS)

263 You never mess with the "bat-shit crazy" folks

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (QkjLD)

264 I'm not sure that I care for this hash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (WqEER)

265 You mean to say cutting off a dude's penis doesn't make him a woman?
Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM


No.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (O7aSd)

266 >>or the reverse.


Great. Now she'll start beeping.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (488xF)

267 248 Another fact from harassment training. We can't have any all male or all female teams. That's now "discrimination".

And reading half of this crap makes me want to puke.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:35 PM (VpIIl)

It's going to be alright. They're making assisted suicide legal.

Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (xYwhN)

268 Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'

To be fair, she is a morally benighted idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

269 >>> Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election?

The soft bigotry of leftist expectations. Also they are all Mad Kweens.

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (hvf9s)

270 My blood type is gravy.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (gC2IV)

271 Who has the bigger penis, Michael Obama or Tank Abrams?

Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

272 >>'m not sure that I care for this hash.


'...and by their Hash, Ye shall know them.'

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (488xF)

273 260 I doubt she's going to be the VP nominee. If they're going to choose a woman it will be a more attractive one-possibly Kamala, unless they can get Stacy on a diet before then. I don't care that she's heavy, but the optics won't appeal to many people in addition to her just sounding like a mean person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (ahS0B)

===========

More important: They can't control her.

If they're putting on a minority female, she needs to work with the committees to help deliver messages.

They can't rely on her for that.

I'm sure there's some Secretary of State, or House Member, or AG that would fit the bill better and actually perform the roll well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (9cans)

274 Did some perusing of the the tank Meister's background apparently in 2018 she wrote an op-ed in which she admitted that she owed over 50 k in back taxes and 174 k in credit card and student loan debt she donated $50,000 to her own campaign apparently taxes and debt are for other people anyone wonder what things would look like with her in charge?

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (SFAmF)

275 Gillibrand's high level of Augustinian rigor leves you asking if she went to UCLA or "You See LA"

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (QkjLD)

276 I'm not sure that I care for this hash.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (WqEER)

----

Oh shit.

*stifle giggle*

Im *snort* sorry....


Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

277 264 I'm not sure that I care for this hash.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (WqEER)

It's here!
It's WqEER!
Get used to it!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

278 I'll say 'She's a black female Democrat' for $2,000 Alex.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (qZdIZ)

279 Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'

I...what?

-
Blessed are the Abortionists for the truth bows before them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (tziDe)

280 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

281 It's going to be alright. They're making assisted suicide legal.
Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (xYwhN)

"It wasn't a drive-by shooting, your honor, it was a 90th trimester abortion!"

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (J+mig)

282 If Biden picks her to be VP, wins in 2020, drops dead of a heart attack, she will become POTUS running this country.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (RBOtF)

283 271 Who has the bigger penis, Michael Obama or Tank Abrams?

Discuss among yourselves.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

Political Jello-Wrestling: The Tranny Dome

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

284 280 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

============

*knocks on door with six pack I won't share*

"I've come to watch TV loudly!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (9cans)

285 I get the feeling that Stacy Abrams is trying to see just how far you can push the PC crowd.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (QkjLD)

286 280 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

Quick, time to binge on ice cream!

Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (xYwhN)

287 A clownworld cuck quacks like a duck.

Posted by: Cork Douglas, bobbin' along at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (gw2D6)

288 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*>Enjoy. If they don't come back, we're your alibi.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (ctEmO)

289 It's here!
It's WqEER!
Get used to it!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

Kind of sounds like one of the Harpoon throwers hunting Moby Dick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

290 It's going to be alright. They're making assisted suicide legal.

There's a joke in there about using a rifle for the assist, but I can't quite get there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (RygzS)

291 I'm not sure that I care for this hash.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (WqEER)


LMMFAO!!!!

Yeah, I'm rebooting my router on that one.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

292 282 If Biden picks her to be VP, wins in 2020, drops dead of a heart attack, she will become POTUS running this country.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (RBOtF)

Well, we'll get to have a lot of practice with our fat jokes. Assuming we still have internet connections.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

293 We already had an angry, black, bitter, white-hating woman President. We don't need another.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (pUDQf)

294 It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause harm to these children.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (e46OR)

295 I've heard Abrams has a Golden Corral logo tattooed on her left butt cheek.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Y'all lay off Ace. I'm the damn senator too!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (gC2IV)

297 > "Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'
Wut????


Posted by: Jane D'oh

So let's hear her tortured "exegesis" of the relevant scriptural verses to defend that statement. That ought to be a laff riot.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (O4Dg1)

298 With Gillibrand's and Comey's lecturing us on Christian morality and 'higher loyalties' it is glaringly apparent that we are living in the age of charlatan's. And Romney for that matter.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (jYEmF)

299 If Biden picks her to be VP, wins in 2020, drops dead of a heart attack, she will become POTUS running this country.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (RBOtF)

Bingo.

That's why I think they'll go with Buttplug as VP.

But as others have said, it's still way too early.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (NFEMn)

300 Atc - Here's the lawsuit filed by Stacy Abrams supporters, Fair Fight Georgia
https://tinyurl.com/y5bq8myw

A combo of allegations of thousands being denied ballots, voting locations moved at the last minute or opening hours late, voter purges of mostly black and young voters by Kemp's office only in those election years when he was running for office, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (W+vEI)

301 289 It's here!
It's WqEER!
Get used to it!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

Kind of sounds like one of the Harpoon throwers hunting Moby Dick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)


Qwee-Quake or something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (zBaqJ)

302 It's not a lie if you believe it, right?

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (JMkM+)

303 286 280 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

Quick, time to binge on ice cream!
Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (xYwhN)

Nekkid.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

304 >>That's what we thought about Paul Ryan and Joe Biden and see how that turned out.

I've never gotten the reaction to that debate. I watched it, saw Biden make a complete ass of himself and then read the predictable media response that Biden won.

No he didn't. Ryan may not have clubbed him but Biden looked like a smug, clueless idiot. At best it was a waste of time but in no way did Biden "win".

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

305 " 280 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC) "

What are you wearing? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)

306 With Gillibrand's and Comey's lecturing us on Christian morality and 'higher loyalties' it is glaringly apparent that we are living in the age of charlatan's. And Romney for that matter.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (jYEmF)

False prophets were foretold.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (e46OR)

307 sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

Quick, time to binge on ice cream!
Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (xYwhN)

Nekkid.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)


Bob @ NSA, you're on this, right?

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Harpoon throwers? That's some racist shit right there.

Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

309 304 >>That's what we thought about Paul Ryan and Joe Biden and see how that turned out.

I've never gotten the reaction to that debate. I watched it, saw Biden make a complete ass of himself and then read the predictable media response that Biden won.

No he didn't. Ryan may not have clubbed him but Biden looked like a smug, clueless idiot. At best it was a waste of time but in no way did Biden "win".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

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But the memes afterwards!

Didn't you see the memes!?!?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (9cans)

310 So let's hear her tortured "exegesis" of the relevant scriptural verses to defend that statement. That ought to be a laff riot.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (O4Dg1)

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Wut? You never heard "suffer the little children???"

Its right there in the New Tester Mint !!!

~Kirsten Gillibrand

~

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

311 *DANCES ALL AROUND THE HOUSE*

The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

*sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

Quick, time to binge on ice cream!
Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (xYwhN)

Nekkid.
Posted by: Insomniac


Jane? Can you move the sweater that is partly covering the web cam? Thx.
--Bob at NSA

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (KB6If)

312 And if I bet if you asked Kirstin J. why being against abortion was anti Christian she wouldn't have any clue. She wouldn't be able to quote the Bible (because believing in abortion isn't a requirement) nor would she be able to talk in a theologically comprehensible way. She "feels" that way so it's the Christian truth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (ahS0B)

313 If Biden picks her to be VP, wins in 2020, drops dead of a heart attack, she will become POTUS running this country.
Posted by: redridinghood

Well, won't that be SPECIAL!

And, it could actually happen JUST LIKE THAT!

Like I said upthread, going forward, everything is going to be a shitshow.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (vcOmj)

314 >>I've never gotten the reaction to that debate. I watched it, saw Biden make a complete ass of himself and then read the predictable media response that Biden won.


In the medias defense : You were doing Gravity Bongs at the time.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (488xF)

315 If Biden picks her to be VP, wins in 2020, drops dead of a heart attack, she will become POTUS running this country.



Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (RBOtF)


At least it'll prove we're not racist.

/s

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (jYEmF)

316 I've never gotten the reaction to that debate. I watched it, saw Biden make a complete ass of himself and then read the predictable media response that Biden won.

No he didn't. Ryan may not have clubbed him but Biden looked like a smug, clueless idiot. At best it was a waste of time but in no way did Biden "win".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

Even Krauthammer said Biden won. I couldn't believe it.
But then again, Ryan did a poor job of getting his points across.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (NFEMn)

317 Harpoon throwers? That's some racist shit right there.
Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

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When you get here, we're all gonna jump for joy.

But NOT until you get here.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

318 Ryan should have known how to shut down Biden's assishness. Like W. staring down Gore in his debate when Gore tried to walk up to him and intimidate him.

It's something he should have prepared for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)

319 >>But the memes afterwards!

>>Didn't you see the memes!?!?

I have an image of Biden's enormous false teeth seared, seared, into my brain.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (/tuJf)

320
The whole family, mom included, just left for the gun range. First time in three weeks I've been alone in my own home.

***

Yay for daytime drinking

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (n/+Yw)

321 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

Congratulations; Hopefully they'll be gone for a few hours.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (ahS0B)

322 319 >>But the memes afterwards!

>>Didn't you see the memes!?!?

I have an image of Biden's enormous false teeth seared, seared, into my brain.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (/tuJf)

=========

Just don't say it's in the hypocampus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)

323 Is this a rhetorical question?

They don't call her on it because it reflects badly on Trump or something.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (JMkM+)

324 When you get here, we're all gonna jump for joy.



But NOT until you get here.>>
But we WILL be feeling merry..

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (ctEmO)

325 lol. Biden's behavior is apparently classic sexual harassment by my companies definition and applicable federal and NYS law.

Someone call the media.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

326 We are your overlords - People from the land of ice and snow

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (gmo/4)

327 I guess Gillibrand would be unfazed by my question I pose to pro choice 'Christians' .

If you could asked God directly if aborting a baby is right or wrong what do you think he would say?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (e46OR)

328 >>For all the times I've read or heard her say that she won and the Governorship was stolen from her and all the rest, I still haven't heard exactly how that was done, other than mind rays or somesuch.
____________

GA had purged a bunch of voters from its rolls, as required by a 2017 law that was trying to eliminate unqualified (e.g., dead, felon, moved out of GA, etc.) voters from voter rolls. Abrams claims that a disproportionate number of those purged were blacks. However, any voter could still show up at the polls and cast a provisional vote, even if they'd been purged in error.

There was no evidence that anybody was denied the right to cast a vote. In fact, there was record turn-out, with an estimated 55% of eligible GA voters casting a vote, about 21% higher than the average GA midterm election.

Abrams is just a sore loser, playing the race card 'cuz that's all this loser has.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (k4dH2)

329 327 I guess Gillibrand would be unfazed by my question I pose to pro choice 'Christians' .

If you could asked God directly if aborting a baby is right or wrong what do you think he would say?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (e46OR)

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"Jesus Titty F***ing Christ do I hate babies!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (9cans)

330 why being against abortion was anti Christian she wouldn't have any clue. She wouldn't be able to quote the Bible

***

IT'S in the Old Testament

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (n/+Yw)

331

We are your overlords - People from the land of ice and snow

--------


From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow ???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

332 318 Ryan should have known how to shut down Biden's assishness. Like W. staring down Gore in his debate when Gore tried to walk up to him and intimidate him.


That's to say he wanted to win

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (O2RFr)

333 I have 3 missed calls and 2 urgent texts from my honey do list. Dang time to leave the grey box

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (SFAmF)

334 319 >>But the memes afterwards!

>>Didn't you see the memes!?!?

I have an image of Biden's enormous false teeth seared, seared, into my brain.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (/tuJf)

Wasn't it Red Dragon with the dental impressions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

335
Even Krauthammer said Biden won. I couldn't believe it.
But then again, Ryan did a poor job of getting his points across.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (NFEMn)


No one won that, but America did lose.

Ryan was a spineless asshole and Biden was a pompous idiot only there to throw insults and innuendo.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

336 No he didn't. Ryan may not have clubbed him but Biden looked like a smug, clueless idiot. At best it was a waste of time but in no way did Biden "win".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

Even Krauthammer said Biden won. I couldn't believe it.
But then again, Ryan did a poor job of getting his points across.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (NFEMn)
---------

Ryan was to concerned about being a "proper conservative". Biden was interested in winning.

Biden won on style (and smugness) over substance.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

337 Valhalla, we are coming.

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

338 331

We are your overlords - People from the land of ice and snow

--------


From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow ???
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

*plays riff in F sharp*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

339 326 We are your overlords - People from the land of ice and snow
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (gmo/4)

From the Midnight Sun and the Hot Springs flow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

340 Ryan should have known how to shut down Biden's
assishness. Like W. staring down Gore in his debate when Gore tried to
walk up to him and intimidate him.



It's something he should have prepared for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)


But he did prepare for it. He threw the debate and helped Mitt throw the election to Obama and then for his piece de resistance threw the House of Representatives to the Bolshevik Dems.

May his name go down in infamy.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (jYEmF)

341 325 lol. Biden's behavior is apparently classic sexual harassment by my companies definition and applicable federal and NYS law.

Someone call the media.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

Those rules only apply to you, not to them. They have a different Social Mumble-Mumble Rating and so they get a 50-point boost.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

342 I hear echoes...

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (ctEmO)

343
I have 3 missed calls and 2 urgent texts from my honey do list. Dang time to leave the grey box
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (SFAmF)


-------

Just toss your man card over there on the way out too boyo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

344 Ryan came off like an 8 year old




...girl

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (Rarvo)

345 Stacy Abrams - Not from the land of ice and snow

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

346 337 Valhalla, we are coming.
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

Lo there do I see my father;
Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

347

I'm the Duke o' New York!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (aKsyK)

348 But he did prepare for it. He threw the debate and helped Mitt throw the election to Obama and then for his piece de resistance threw the House of Representatives to the Bolshevik Dems.


yep. Ryan knows whereby his bread be buttered.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (Rarvo)

349 From the Midnight Sun and the Hot Springs flow?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (ycWCI)

----

Jeeeeebus..... I HATE people who get the lyrics wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

350 Dammit. Too slow.

Hammer of the Gods will drive our ships to new lands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

351 347

I'm the Duke o' New York!
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (aKsyK)

=========

A #1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (9cans)

352 Biden won that debate like Country House beat Maximum Security.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (e46OR)

353 I have 3 missed calls and 2 urgent texts from my honey do list. Dang time to leave the grey box
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (SFAmF)


-------

Just toss your man card over there on the way out too boyo.
Posted by: fixerupper



Tough crowd.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (KB6If)

354 They're very dear people, but I'm exhausted. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

Sweet. Just so you know, literally everyone will understand if you need some time to yourself. Hell, they'll probably help out around the house if you show the slightest hint of needing it.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (SEr2U)

355 > "327
I guess Gillibrand would be unfazed by my question I pose to pro choice 'Christians' .

If you could asked God directly if aborting a baby is right or wrong what do you think he would say?:

Both she and they would likely respond in the words of the fictional liberal "God" of their imagination, who will always endorse everything they say or do.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (O4Dg1)

356 Y'all lay off Ace. I'm the damn senator too!Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:41 PM (gC2IV)

LOFNL

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (FMRPS)

357 Stacy Abrams is the real Queen of Westeros

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (dm05u)

358 Lo there do I see my father;
Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.

***

Build.The.Wall.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (n/+Yw)

359 Jeeeeebus..... I HATE people who get the lyrics wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

I know, I'm whats wrong with this country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

360 Stacy Abrams - Not from the land of ice and snow
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:49 PM (gmo/4)



But I thought fat was an insulator from cold?

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

361 James Madison, you missed a layup shot when you asked the question about the poster who called you a "misogynist" and a "fucking pig."

The proper reply, clearly, is "Mom! I asked you NOT to post here! Come on!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

362 I'm gonna tell my HR rep that reading all that explicit material in the harassment course made me uncomfortable and could be construed as a hostile workplace. Let's see what she says.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

363 Yeah, unfortunately the left gets to write history. And define reality, it sometimes seems.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

You mean to say cutting off a dude's penis doesn't make him a woman?
Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 02:36 PM (xYwhN)
****************
There's this thing called chromosomes that you probably learned about starting in the 6th grade.

The science deniers along with rewriting history will also rewrite science.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (RBOtF)

364 Ah ah aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ah!

Ah ah aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ah!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

365 Obama said the definition of sin is whatever is out of alignment with his values. Theologians these people are not.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (FMRPS)

366 I know, I'm whats wrong with this country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)


----




Well..... you're a DEPLORABLE aintcha???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)

367 361 James Madison, you missed a layup shot when you asked the question about the poster who called you a "misogynist" and a "fucking pig."

The proper reply, clearly, is "Mom! I asked you NOT to post here! Come on!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

Not bad.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (9cans)

368 The conservative case to have a 350 pound bitter black leftist democrat as VP.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (pw+jk)

369 I've been reading up on the Wannsee Conference attendees. One, Wilhelm Stuckart's special area of interest was elimination of the disabled. The year after the conference, his baby was diagnosed with Down's syndrome so it was sayonara sweetheart. Whatever else, he wasn't a hypocrite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (tziDe)

370 Jeeeeebus..... I HATE people who get the lyrics wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

I know, I'm whats wrong with this country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)


You mean it's NOT "wrapped up like a douche?"

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

371 365 Obama said the definition of sin is whatever is out of alignment with his values. Theologians these people are not.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (FMRPS)

============

"My values are to be greedy, selfish, and hateful to my fellow human being. So, when I'm generous and kind, I'm sinful."
-Obvious and logical extension of his thought process

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:53 PM (9cans)

372 If you could asked God directly if aborting a baby is right or wrong what do you think he would say?:

ORANGE MAN BAD!!!! NO BORDERS!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

373 >>Biden won on style (and smugness) over substance.

Not to me. He looked like an arrogant douchebag.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

374 You mean it's NOT "wrapped up like a douche?"
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

"Scuse me while I kiss this guy....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:53 PM (NFEMn)

375 362 I'm gonna tell my HR rep that reading all that explicit material in the harassment course made me uncomfortable and could be construed as a hostile workplace. Let's see what she says.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

It's so crazy it just might work!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (dm05u)

376 And the bathroom's not to the right?

Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ctEmO)

377 That NYT headline might as well read "Who are you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes?

It keeps working, why wouldn't they keep trying it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)

378 370 Jeeeeebus..... I HATE people who get the lyrics wrong.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

I know, I'm whats wrong with this country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

You mean it's NOT "wrapped up like a douche?"
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Fruit rollups in the night?

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

379 Biden won on style (and smugness) over substance.

Not to me. He looked like an arrogant douchebag.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

Jacked up on meth and laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

380 228 I read that the polls in heavily black polling locations in GA were kept open extra hours during the election, so not only was Abrams not disenfranchised, she was actually extra-franchised. Had her voters not been given special privileges unavailable to the ordinary white GA voter, she'd have lost by an even bigger margin.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 02:32 PM (k4dH2)


Funny how it's always urban areas that need to keep the polls open after closing time. And it happens somewhere in every election, particularly in districts Democrats need.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (xjiRE)

381 Not bad.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (9cans)

Spirit of the Staircase if you want to get all Frenchie about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

382 Hey hey mama
Said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you groove

Tank Abrams: "I was already sweating"

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (FMRPS)

383 Fruit rollups in the night?
Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

-----

No no NO!!!


Another boner in the night!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

384 379 Biden won on style (and smugness) over substance.

Not to me. He looked like an arrogant douchebag.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

Jacked up on meth and laughing like a hyena.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

===========

"Better him than literal Hitler, Paul Ryan and literal Hitler, Mitt Romney!"
-The Left side of American, 2012

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (9cans)

385 Get this, Alyssa "don't call it a heartbeat" Milano in 2011 posted a picture of her dog leaning against her pregnant tummy and wonderded IF THE DOG COULD HEAR HER BABY'S HEARTBEAT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (39g3+)

386 Jacked up on meth and laughing like a hyena.[/]


Huh, I can't place that one. Was it from Greetings From Asbury Park?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (fuK7c)

387 I hope she doesn't make it to the VP ticket because a year of fat jokes would be really boring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (ahS0B)

388 381 Not bad.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (9cans)

Spirit of the Staircase if you want to get all Frenchie about it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

==========

The jerk store called and they're running out of you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (9cans)

389 It's not flat bottom girls? - Brie Larson

Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

390 Jeeeeebus..... I HATE people who get the lyrics wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)


I thought it was "whispered tales of Thor" and "peace and trust can win the day despite of all your looting". More Viking themed than it actually was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (OLCnA)

391 Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

392 fuck

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (fuK7c)

393 Trump will make Biden look unhinged. He will make Biden look like the media's caricature of Trump. Watching it would be like watching busty lesbians if you were into that sort of thing.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (FMRPS)

394 >>> Gillibrand: Georgia's Heartbeat Abortion Law Is 'Against Christian Faith'

Supposedly Muslims believe the soul goes into the baby at 4 months. Is she going to raise a stink if they protest abortion in the third trimester?

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 02:57 PM (hvf9s)

395 389 It's not flat bottom girls? - Brie Larson
Posted by: Archer at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

You make the pebble world go round.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

396 Matel is going to make a Stacy Abrams doll, even comes with to scale 10 pound bag of flour.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 02:57 PM (pw+jk)

397 fuck
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (fuK7c)


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NO FAIR USING RAP LYRICS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

398 Trump will make Biden look unhinged. He will make Biden look like the media's caricature of Trump. Watching it would be like watching busty lesbians if you were into that sort of thing.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (FMRPS)

And then they'll call Trump a bully.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:57 PM (NFEMn)

399 Get this, Alyssa "don't call it a heartbeat" Milano in 2011 posted a picture of her dog leaning against her pregnant tummy and wonderded IF THE DOG COULD HEAR HER BABY'S HEARTBEAT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:55 PM (39g3+

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THAT'S DIFFERENT... She explained.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 20, 2019 02:57 PM (flINI)

400 You have to see these questions. It's like;

If you see one dude bending another dude over the desk, and one of the dudes identifies as a woman, and he's also wearing a dress , do you;

1) Complement the one dudes dress
2) Hold up five fingers as a way of showing style points
3) Heartily clear your throat
4) Show your homophobia by saying, "ewww, disgusting"
5) Harass them by saying they are creating a hostile work environment

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

401 Remember the good ole days, when 'Crossfire Hurricane' was in the lyrics for a Stones song, not a plot to overthrow the President?

Posted by: Don Q at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (NgKpN)

402 Also Alyssa Milano: claiming men can have no say on abortion then posts a glowing approval of some douchebag guy strongly endorsing it.

Which is it, baby? Pick one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (39g3+)

403 The other Muzzy Congresswoman got a big pass for her Palestinian history bull shit

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (BbGew)

404 Stacy Abrams - Not from the land of ice and snow

The land of icing and dough?

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (tOP4K)

405 402 Also Alyssa Milano: claiming men can have no say on abortion then posts a glowing approval of some douchebag guy strongly endorsing it.

Which is it, baby? Pick one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (39g3+)

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To be fair, he identified as female for a few minutes there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (9cans)

406 For years, I felt sorry for that one-winged Dove Stevie Nix was singing about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)

407
Money for nuthin and the chips are free!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

408 Trump can list ALL of the 'accomplishments' of the Obama Administration, point out that Joe is a serial Liar and a known Plagiarist and win with one line :

"...and you want to be MY President?

I. Don't. Think. So."

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 02:59 PM (488xF)

409 The more I consider it. Civil war seems like it is inevitable. Either a serious crackup on the left or civil war, the two sides are just too far apart. The right is finally tired of going left and the left has gone coo-coo crazy and continues to drift further left into madness and seems hell bent to ignore anything sane. I expect something has to give.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 20, 2019 02:59 PM (0OmEj)

410 Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 02:59 PM (ycWCI)

411 For years, I felt sorry for that one-winged Dove Stevie Nix was singing about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)

You mean she wasn't?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:59 PM (NFEMn)

412 400 You have to see these questions. It's like;

If you see one dude bending another dude over the desk, and one of the dudes identifies as a woman, and he's also wearing a dress , do you;

1) Complement the one dudes dress
2) Hold up five fingers as a way of showing style points
3) Heartily clear your throat
4) Show your homophobia by saying, "ewww, disgusting"
5) Harass them by saying they are creating a hostile work environment
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

6) "You better put some ice on that."

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 02:59 PM (UnA8+)

413 335


Even Krauthammer said Biden won. I couldn't believe it.

But then again, Ryan did a poor job of getting his points across.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 02:44 PM (NFEMn)



No one won that, but America did lose.



Ryan was a spineless asshole and Biden was a pompous idiot only there to throw insults and innuendo.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)


Ain't no way I would haven taken Biden's shit sitting down like Ryan!!

Pussy.

You gotta stand up to bullies like Biden, or else he'll just go and sniff your daughter's hair and making honking noise while he grabs her sideboob.



Posted by: Krauthammer at May 20, 2019 03:00 PM (ymnmz)

414 This week's Fishing Thread coming straight from

THE BARREL

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 03:00 PM (488xF)

415 Sheriff Biden did oversee at least 8 Summers of Recovery.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 03:00 PM (pw+jk)

416
See that girl..... watch her scream..... kicking the dancing queen...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

417 400 You have to see these questions. It's like;

If you see one dude bending another dude over the desk, and one of the dudes identifies as a woman, and he's also wearing a dress , do you;

1) Complement the one dudes dress
2) Hold up five fingers as a way of showing style points
3) Heartily clear your throat
4) Show your homophobia by saying, "ewww, disgusting"
5) Harass them by saying they are creating a hostile work environment

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

Uh, uh, shit. Pulls out firearm and shoots exam.

Posted by: Someguy at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (xYwhN)

418 Either a serious crackup on the left or civil war, the two sides are just too far apart.

***

IT'S the internet's fault. We've been in mutually exclusive echo chambers for about 15 years now

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (n/+Yw)

419 Has any Manhattan Media outlet asked Obama what he knew about his administration using Federal Assets to spy on American citizen to rig an election or launch a coup? Stacy is just one more fat angry black chick. Let's find out what the feminine angry black guy has to say first.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (2LelM)

420 >> Sheriff Biden did oversee at least 8 Summers of Recovery.


Also, he was responsible for the accounting of the STIMULUS.


"Not a single dime will be wasted. You have my word."

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (488xF)

421 Biden DID win.

Ryan was so incredibly weak that all it took to beat him was making stupid faces and laughing in his face.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (UnA8+)

422 Just to go all obscure I still can't help hearing "deine Zauber Windemuehle" where they say "deine Zauber bindet wieder" in lovely lovely Ludi's Ninth.

Cause who doesn't want a magic windmill?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2019 03:01 PM (fuK7c)

423 It's the same when the fat beast releases gas during an interview. The reporter pretends they didn't hear or smell anything.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (9KWLl)

424 304
I've never gotten the reaction to that debate. I watched it, saw Biden make a complete ass of himself and then read the predictable media response that Biden won.

No he didn't. Ryan may not have clubbed him but Biden looked like a smug, clueless idiot. At best it was a waste of time but in no way did Biden "win".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 02:43 PM (/tuJf)



You're obviously unfamiliar with the use of derisive laughter as a debating technique.

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (xjiRE)

425 Sheriff Biden did oversee at least 8 Summers of Recovery.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 03:00 PM (pw+jk)

----

Somebody needs to ask that pompous ass why the "green shoots" of recovery never happened until AFTER you left office....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

426 The more I consider it. Civil war seems like it is inevitable. Either a serious crackup on the left or civil war, the two sides are just too far apart.

Posted by: USNtakim


Welcome to the dark side.
It's been lonely over here.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (KB6If)

427 >>Even Krauthammer said Biden won. I couldn't believe it.

Krauthammer predicted Trump would get crushed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (/tuJf)

428 >>> *sobs*>Enjoy. If they don't come back, we're your alibi. Posted by: FrodoB at May 20, 2019 02:40 PM (ctEmO)

Oh most definitely Jane. But can you imagine a trial with Moron witnesses...

"The defence calls Charlie Brown's Dildo to the stand..."

Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (hvf9s)

429 If you see one dude bending another dude over the desk, and one of the dudes identifies as a woman, and he's also wearing a dress , do you;

6) Drag him out back and beat him with hoses

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (39g3+)

430 Who Whom? This is old school intimidation. Lennon would be proud.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (2LelM)

431 393 Trump will make Biden look unhinged. He will make Biden look like the media's caricature of Trump. Watching it would be like watching busty lesbians if you were into that sort of thing.
Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 02:56 PM (FMRPS)
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I don't know. Biden tactic in his debate with Ryan was to dismiss everything Ryan said as a joke literally laughing at him at different points in the debate. Trump and Biden are both political street brawlers. Trump hasn't had to face that yet. He'll have to come up with a strategy to counteract Biden's faux ridicule of Trump.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:03 PM (G0vdT)

432 So, can you get banned from Twitter for saying that Brian Kemp won the election?

If not, why not?

Only one fact can be true. If they will accept the statement that Abrams won as true, than the statement that Kemp won must be a lie.

Posted by: Gridlock at May 20, 2019 03:03 PM (GW7H6)

433
426 The more I consider it. Civil war seems like it is inevitable. Either a serious crackup on the left or civil war, the two sides are just too far apart.

Posted by: USNtakim


Welcome to the dark side.
It's been lonely over here.
-------------------------
I welcome the smell of cordite in the morning. It smells... like winning.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)

434 There are limits.

Posted by: Sir Mixalot at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (gC2IV)

435 424 You're obviously unfamiliar with the use of derisive laughter as a debating technique.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (xjiRE)

Anyone who has spent more than one day on the internet should be intimately familiar with it.

(Yes, I know, sarcasm and all...)

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (UnA8+)

436 Ryan was so incredibly weak that all it took to beat him was making stupid faces and laughing in his face.

Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's a REAL MAN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)

437 > "Jacked up on meth and laughing like a hyena."

If Biden acted like that in the debates (smirking, interrupting with laughter) I wouldn't be surprised if Trump actually floated the idea onstage that Biden he was jacked up on something--especially if Trump knew that Biden was using.

Remember how Trump smacked Hillary upside the head with that "Because you'd be in jail" riposte?

Yeah, I can see him doing exactly that.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (O4Dg1)

438 Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

That is a thing of beauty, counter-harassment in action!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:05 PM (3hr5B)

439 Bongino is interesting today.

Talking about the Skolkovo Project and the hypersonic anti-ship missile that was created by the Russians after they stole Western tech through that project.

And of course the Clinton Foundation received $140 million from 19 of the Russian companies that participated in the sham project.

What was that about treason, Hillary?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 03:05 PM (fdxBF)

440 ...pushed as a vice presidential prospect?
You've got to be kidding me.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

441 dive over and beat the crap out of Biden?

***

That would have been cool.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:05 PM (n/+Yw)

442 >>He'll have to come up with a strategy to counteract Biden's faux ridicule of Trump.

Here's one idea. He could say that Obama's Sec of Defense Bob Gates said that Biden was wrong on every major foreign policy position for the last 40 years.

Biden is a high functioning retard. Trump will hammer him like a nail.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

443 What does it tell us that this delusional beast is being promoted as the Dem Vice Presidential candidate in '20? Not to mention all the other mutants running.

Imagine what these freaks have planned for us next time they're in power.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (9KWLl)

444 Krauthammer was lucky he died before he got outed as a nevertrumper and his reputation was ruined forever. Like George Will's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)

445 This week's Fishing Thread coming straight from
THE BARREL
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 03:00 PM

Wait.... ( counts on fingers) ., ., .,

Oh noes your right, next weekend is fish tails again

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (BbGew)

446 Heh. Just wait.

In 2027 the history books in schools will be repeating these lies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (isI7q)

447 436 Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's a REAL MAN?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)


Calmly explain that he's not going to stand for the drug-crazed jackal across the table from him making a mockery of the debate, and if it continues, he's going to treat the event with the respect that it has earned and f*** off.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

448 436
Ryan was so incredibly weak that all it took to beat him was making stupid faces and laughing in his face.



Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic
retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of
Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show
he's a REAL MAN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)


Maybe try "Jeebus Joe you are acting like a low IQ clown over there. Can you turn it down a notch or have you blown a gasket? How old are you anyway?" (Eye roll at the camera)

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 03:07 PM (ymnmz)

449 Here's one idea. He could say that Obama's Sec of Defense Bob Gates said that Biden was wrong on every major foreign policy position for the last 40 years.

Biden is a high functioning retard. Trump will hammer him like a nail.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (/tuJf)
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That's a good start!

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

450 Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's a REAL MAN?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)


I don't know. Point out the complete asininity of Biden's actions, bring facts and counterpoints and throttle him with enough info to make him look stupid.

He did nothing.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

451 Imagine what these freaks have planned for us next time they're in power.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (9KWLl)

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ARBEIT MACHT FREI !!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

452 435 424 You're obviously unfamiliar with the use of derisive laughter as a debating technique.
Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 03:02 PM (xjiRE)

Anyone who has spent more than one day on the internet should be intimately familiar with it.

(Yes, I know, sarcasm and all...)"

there was this character named Nelson on the Simpson's....

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 03:07 PM (Kpl3J)

453 Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's a REAL MAN?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)

This is politics. It isn't a gentleman's game. If you're winning, you run up the score and drink beer from the skulls of your enemies.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (J+mig)

454 What do Stacy Abrams and everyone reading this have in common? We both FUCKING LOST the GA election.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (FiUMj)

455
443 What does it tell us that this delusional beast is being promoted as the Dem Vice Presidential candidate in '20? Not to mention all the other mutants running.
-----------------------
It means they are desperate and have no better ideas. Or, it means the Dem Establishment wishes to burn all their witches at once so they can take back control of their party from Obama's flying squirrels. One or the other.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (2LelM)

456 Boom!

Okay so this whole abortion debate has brought a few questions to my over thinking mind. One of the big arguments I've heard is that a fertilized egg is not a baby so an abortion is therefore not taking a life. We also know that many on the liberal side of the isle believe this as almost religious cannon. These are the same people that tend to be crazed environmentalists to the point of elevating animal rights to the level of human rights. So I did a little research and I found out that destroying a bald eagle egg comes with a $250,000 fine and up to 5 years in prison fertilized or unfertilized. I also found out that destroying a sea turtle egg comes with a $100,000 fine and up to 1 year in prison fertilized or unfertilized. Now my question would be this, if given the rationalization for abortion that a fertilized egg is not life so there for destroying it is not destroying a life why would there be any penalty for destroying either of these eggs? After all you are not killing a bald eagle nor are you killing a sea turtle so the destruction of the egg should not matter whether or not the species is endangered as one has nothing to do with the other. Or is it all just a fraud and we know that the egg is the earliest form of an eagle or sea turtle but we as a society place more value on them than the earliest form of a human?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (KB6If)

457 In 2027 the history books in schools will be repeating these lies.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (isI7q)

----

Whoa.


Im suprised you think we'll make to 2027

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

458  I've been reading up on the Wannsee Conference attendees. One, Wilhelm Stuckart's special area of interest was elimination of the disabled. The year after the conference, his baby was diagnosed with Down's syndrome so it was sayonara sweetheart. Whatever else, he wasn't a hypocrite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (tziDe)

Watch the movie Conspiracy, with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth. It'll knock you on your ass. Speaking as a long term student of Naziism, and despite certain historical liberties, I genuinely don't think people can understand how the Holocaust progressed without this film. It should be required viewing in schools.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (SEr2U)

459 Now I've got Dancing Queen stuck in my head. It's all the Horde's fault.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

460 He'll have to come up with a strategy to counteract Biden's faux ridicule of Trump.Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:03 PM (G0vdT)

That IS the strategy. Trump will look presidential standing next to Biden and it will be impossible to miss.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (FMRPS)

461 446 I think were to late, school history books are already full of Leftist propaganda.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (BbGew)

462 This week's Fishing Thread coming straight from

THE BARREL



Great, we'll shoot the fish in the barrel...wait, I'm in the Barrel.

No Let's Not Do That!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

463 He did nothing.
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

___

To be fair, had he done something, the MSM would have spent the next 48 hours asking "Does Paul Ryan have a temper problem" or some such bullshit. You can't win in those situations**

** Not applicable to Democrats

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (FiUMj)

464 447
436 Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic
retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of
Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's
a REAL MAN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)





Calmly explain that he's not going to stand for the drug-crazed
jackal across the table from him making a mockery of the debate, and if
it continues, he's going to treat the event with the respect that it has
earned and f*** off.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

Also remember he was doing those "power grabs" onto Ryan's arms and invading his personal space while cutting off his answers with derisive snorts. He was literally acting like your average idiot drunken blowhard uncle. Ryan should have called him Blowhard Biden to his face.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (ymnmz)

465 Point out the complete asininity of Biden's actions, bring facts and counterpoints and throttle him with enough info to make him look stupid.

***

To be serious for a second that doesn't work. Biden was appealing to an emotional reaction. Reason doesn't work for that. Mockery does.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (n/+Yw)

466 459 Now I've got Dancing Queen stuck in my head. It's all the Horde's fault.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

Do you feel the beat from the tambourine?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

467 I'm also the Prime Minister of Australia.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 20, 2019 02:14 PM (gC2IV)
.......

You're an Abbo?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

468 Hey Joe, you need a service animal because you are losing your marbles on national television.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

469 Or is it all just a fraud and we know that the egg is the earliest form of an eagle or sea turtle but we as a society place more value on them than the earliest form of a human?

yes. Too many people in the world in the minds of leftist so any abortion of homo sapiens is good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (ahS0B)

470 I don't know. Point out the complete asininity of Biden's actions, bring facts and counterpoints and throttle him with enough info to make him look stupid.

And how do you do that without seeming excessively angry or whiny?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)

471 I look forward to the upcoming debates with Joey Blowhard.


See you then.


Chooooooo Chooooooo!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (ymnmz)

472 jonocelli - For you
Puddles Pity Party - Dancing Queen
https://youtu.be/qkaAmfgJ60w

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:11 PM (BbGew)

473 Taking over a town -

Didn't the Rajneeshtry that in the Northwest 20 years ago?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 20, 2019 03:11 PM (eN2PK)

474 Now I've got Dancing Queen stuck in my head. It's all the Horde's fault.

***

How's that one go?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:11 PM (n/+Yw)

475 325 lol. Biden's behavior is apparently classic sexual harassment by my companies definition and applicable federal and NYS law.

Someone call the media.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

No, nor am I having the time of my life!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

476 To be serious for a second that doesn't work. Biden was appealing to an emotional reaction. Reason doesn't work for that. Mockery does.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (n/+Yw)
---------

Yep.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

477 And how do you do that without seeming excessively angry or whiny?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)


The same way Dan Crenshaw does on The View.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

478 Throat-punching Biden would've been highly effective.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 03:12 PM (NWiLs)

479 470 I don't know. Point out the complete asininity of Biden's actions, bring facts and counterpoints and throttle him with enough info to make him look stupid.

And how do you do that without seeming excessively angry or whiny?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)

Maybe ask Joe if he needed a minute. Say that you saw that Jeff Dunham special last night as well. That Peanut!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

480 I read on the 'net that PM of Australia is a Pentecostal. If heads could explode even further that would do it for the Australian leftists

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:12 PM (ahS0B)

481 Krauthammer was lucky he died before he got outed as a nevertrumper and his reputation was ruined forever. Like George Will's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)


Wait, he was never "outed"? I remember having to explain to my poor dementia riddled mother that the nice man in the wheelchair she's been watching and loving for years was actually against us, and hated our president. She never quiet got it.


BTW, she's one of the 37 who watches CNN of her own free will. Because she can't tell the difference between it, Fox and 3am infomercials. Faces [check] making noise [check] occasionally screaming [check] repeating the word Trump or Cubic Zirconium over and over [check]

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (sLicW)

482 Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (KB6If)


"Wild animals are more important than potential voters...

And shut up!" They explained

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (3hr5B)

483 Here's one idea. He could say that Obama's Sec of Defense Bob Gates said that Biden was wrong on every major foreign policy position for the last 40 years.

----

Here's another.


"You said my son was going to prison. Well, my son didnt get millions of dollars from Ukranina Communists and my son certainly didnt get bailed out of an investigation by his Dad threatening the Ukainians.

And.... my son CERTAINLY is not banging his widowed sister in law, now is he Joe.?????"


Now.... do you STILL wish you could meet me behind the gym????

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

484 Maybe ask Joe if he needed a minute. Say that you saw that Jeff Dunham special last night as well. That Peanut!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2019 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

Ask him "just how much coke did you snort before getting on stage?"

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

485 I'm gonna tell my HR rep that reading all that explicit material in the harassment course made me uncomfortable and could be construed as a hostile workplace. Let's see what she says.
Posted by: Marcus T

Favorite Dilbert cartoon: Wally (my hero) announces that he spent all week reviewing the online sexual harrassment module. The pointy haired boss responds that they don't have one. Wally replies, that might explain why all the actors seemed to be so happy.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (nEOLy)

486 Also remember he was doing those "power grabs" onto Ryan's arms and invading his personal space while cutting off his answers with derisive snorts. He was literally acting like your average idiot drunken blowhard uncle. Ryan should have called him Blowhard Biden to his face.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 03:09 PM (ymnmz)

People keep forgetting that Joe Biden is half senile and obviously ill bred. If I said what he said at the Benghazi funerals, even when I was ten years old, my dad would have whipped skin off me. Pussy cuckboys like Ryan can't handle it, as they can't handle any manly challenge, but for Trump?

Not even worried.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (SEr2U)

487 472 jonocelli - For you
Puddles Pity Party - Dancing Queen
https://youtu.be/qkaAmfgJ60w
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:11 PM (BbGew)

It takes a lot of talent to turn that song into something that makes you want to turn emo and self-harm.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

488 I'm not sure that I care for this hash.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:37 PM (WqEER)


I'm seeing ... Crocs and ... a J. Crew Messenger Bag in your future...

Posted by: Zorex at May 20, 2019 03:14 PM (O7aSd)

489 453
Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic retard.
What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of Biden?
Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's a REAL
MAN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)



This is politics. It isn't a gentleman's game. If you're winning,
you run up the score and drink beer from the skulls of your enemies.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (J+mig)


Memba that Charles During song and dance in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas titled "Graba little side boob" It was the story of Biden.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:14 PM (ymnmz)

490 Maybe ask Joe if he needed a minute.

Turning it into humor is really the only way, seem good natured and make him look like a demented infant. But Ryan isn't that kinda dude, he's serious and a wonky kinda guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:14 PM (39g3+)

491 And.... my son CERTAINLY is not banging his widowed sister in law, now is he Joe.?????" 


Now.... do you STILL wish you could meet me behind the gym????

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

And if rando commenters can game this out, I guarantee you Trump can. It's his superpower.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:15 PM (SEr2U)

492 491 And.... my son CERTAINLY is not banging his widowed sister in law, now is he Joe.?????"


Now.... do you STILL wish you could meet me behind the gym????

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

And if rando commenters can game this out, I guarantee you Trump can. It's his superpower.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:15 PM (SEr2U)

============

"What are you doing?! Don't fight!!!"
-The Establishment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (9cans)

493 It means they are desperate and have no better ideas. Or, it means the Dem Establishment wishes to burn all their witches at once so they can take back control of their party from Obama's flying squirrels. One or the other.

Nah, it means the Democrat base is getting so crazy, this is who they have to nominate to appeal to them.

If you bank on their crazy shocking the normies into our hands, that's basically what the GOPe has been advocating for the last 30 years. It's not working.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (9t0Zz)

494 Georgia voters, she proclaimed, "have been purged, they have been suppressed, they have been scared."

They have been bewitched, bothered and bewildered. they have!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams, Fat Retard at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (vq6T3)

495 "Joe, are you OK? You seem different. Are you having a stroke? It seems like you're not in the right frame of mind. All these wild interruptions, incoherent comments and convulsions aren't normal."

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

496 >>Now.... do you STILL wish you could meet me behind the gym????

Or he could rip him a new one about Biden's claim that Trump is taking credit for the Obama/Biden economy.

Just point out a list of things they have changed and remind everyone of the things Obama said like manufacturing jobs not coming back and 2% growth being the new normal.

I think Trump is praying it's Biden. The left has made insulting old white guys acceptable.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (/tuJf)

497 And if rando commenters can game this out, I guarantee you Trump can. It's his superpower.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:15 PM (SEr2U)


----


Hey..... who you calling "random" there socko???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

498 Hey Joe, has your son stopped banging his dead brother's wife yet?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)

499 I love Puddles, listen to lots of his versions

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:17 PM (BbGew)

500 I'm gonna tell my HR rep that reading all that explicit material in the harassment course made me uncomfortable and could be construed as a hostile workplace. Let's see what she says.
Posted by: Marcus T


Grab one of her gluteals firmly, waggle your eyebrows, leer, and ask her "How about it?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:17 PM (O7aSd)

501 495
"Joe, are you OK? You seem different. Are you having a stroke? It
seems like you're not in the right frame of mind. All these wild
interruptions, incoherent comments and convulsions aren't normal."

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)


Cameras are on Joe.....Joe?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:17 PM (ymnmz)

502 Hey Joe, has your son stopped banging his dead brother's wife yet?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)

Actually I think he has. They broke up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:18 PM (FwN37)

503 Is there anyone in there McFly....Helllooooooo?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

504 "What are you doing?! Don't fight!!!"
-The Establishment
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (9cans)

I can imagine the GOP-e as an Admiral on a sinking ship. XO: "You know, we might have won, if we'd fired the guns."
Admiral, in water up to his chin: "I'll have you know that this is a moral victory, because..." *glub glub glub*

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 03:18 PM (J+mig)

505 Ryan acted like a normal, responsible adult faced with a spastic retard. What was he supposed to do, dive over and beat the crap out of Biden? Flex a few times, tear his shirt off like Hulk Hogan to show he's a REAL MAN?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)

Puh-leease. Ryan sucked donkey shlong in that debate. Losing a debate to Joe Biden is like losing a soccer game to the #3 women's team in the world.

Ryan was always an idiot. His budget crap was bullshit from the start. I never liked that douchebag and I said so many times back then. He was a loser. And he later proved what a treasonous lowlife he was, on top of that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (vq6T3)

506 ... damn ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (vq6T3)

507 Even assuming, for the sake of argument, that Biden is the nominee, and also assuming (as I am) that Trump isn't going to put up with any idiotic on stage antics from the guy, Biden may simply self-destruct in the debates. He's resorting to telling obvious, blatant falsehoods about the president, and at other times he's simply incoherent.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (O4Dg1)

508 493 It means they are desperate and have no better ideas. Or, it means the Dem Establishment wishes to burn all their witches at once so they can take back control of their party from Obama's flying squirrels. One or the other.

Nah, it means the Democrat base is getting so crazy, this is who they have to nominate to appeal to them.

If you bank on their crazy shocking the normies into our hands, that's basically what the GOPe has been advocating for the last 30 years. It's not working.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (9t0Zz)

==========

The Establishment gave up control of the DNC to placate Sanders fans.

They are no longer a monolith within the party to determine the path of the party.

Plus, there's no clear leader of the party anymore. Obama? He can't deal out any more positions. Hillary? She's a has been. Pelosi? She's barely clinging to the smallish power base she has.

There's a power vacuum at the top of the party, and everyone wants it. They saw a nothing Senator of 2 years take the reins 10 years ago, so everyone realizes that they could be the next great hope of the party as well.

The Establishment can't control this process at all anymore. They spent every ounce of power they had in 2016 to clear the field for Hillary, and they had to give that up after they almost lost it.

It's utter chaos on the Left.

The only thing that could save them is their own voters, the cultural Democrats who have been Democrats since the New Deal and live in the Mid-West.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (9cans)

509 The PoOP to the barrel.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

510 I read on the 'net that PM of Australia is a Pentecostal. If heads could explode even further that would do it for the Australian leftists

On my LDS mission, the most vicious anti-Mormons were Pentecostals. They usually hit us with the most obviously false claims, too.

EG: Mormons are literally witches, complete with cauldrons and we use blood in our witch's brew.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (9t0Zz)

511 POP to the barrel.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

512 .

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (FMRPS)

513 >>He was a loser.

Maybe but he never left a tag open.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (/tuJf)

514
ORDERED PAIR TO THE BARREL. STAT

repeat

ORDERED PAIR TO THE BARREL. STAT

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

515 Actually I think he has. They broke up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:18 PM (FwN37)

The beauty of that question is that either answer is a winner for the questioner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (3hr5B)

516 ... damn ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (vq6T3)


SAVED by a clever edit......

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

517 Yes, we're new on the scene, but we're sincere.

Posted by: The Committee to Assrape Justin Amash at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (hjaPQ)

518 Well, Hogan won his case against Gawker, so yeah, why not try some of the old Hulkster magic?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)

519 Hey Joe, has your son stopped banging his dead brother's wife yet?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)

Actually I think he has. They broke up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:18 PM (FwN37)


He's probably nailing her and her mother, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (vq6T3)

520 496
I think Trump is praying it's Biden. The left has made insulting old white guys acceptable.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (/tuJf)

==========

Or, Trump is the God of Chaos and will unleash the DOJ on Biden for his corruption the day he takes the nomination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)

521 Geez, facebook is doing some seriously creepy, maybe illegal, social credit scoring stuff in conjunction with cellphone carriers:

https://twitter.com/ryantate/status/

1130516544558161923

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (W+vEI)

522 If you bank on their crazy shocking the normies into our hands, that's basically what the GOPe has been advocating for the last 30 years. It's not working.
----------------------------
I'd point out that Obama oversaw the utter destruction of the Dem Party. Over a 1,000 elective seats, Federal, State and Local, gone. They went in on hate and crazy to stop the bleeding. But they know crazy won't win elections, especially when the news is they don't respect the outcome of elections and actively subvert elections. Things are not looking good for them in the 2020 cycle - thus the Hail Biden throw. Its just like the Hail Hillary throw in 2016.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

523 Mrs. D is out so I had to fix my own sammich.
I come back and you guys are over 500.
No way I'm reading this from the top.


That said:


Another Tank Thread?
Poor Creighton must be turning in his grave

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 01:57 PM

I was Creighton Jr's G-2 in Desert Storm. What a fantastic boss!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (0tfLf)

524 And if rando commenters can game this out,
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:15 PM


Spelling matters.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 20, 2019 03:21 PM (O7aSd)

525 You know what would be nice? If Georgia had some sort of official, maybe somebody who, oh I don't know, had something to do with statewide elections, might could say something about some official winner. They could even do it out loud, maybe in front of some journalists or some TV people who might hear them.


Just spitballin'...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 03:21 PM (HaL55)

526 525 You know what would be nice? If Georgia had some sort of official, maybe somebody who, oh I don't know, had something to do with statewide elections, might could say something about some official winner. They could even do it out loud, maybe in front of some journalists or some TV people who might hear them.


Just spitballin'...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 03:21 PM (HaL55)

==========

But what if he's been hacked by Russians, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (9cans)

527 Or is it all just a fraud and we know that the egg is the earliest form of an eagle or sea turtle but we as a society place more value on them than the earliest form of a human?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (KB6If)

In today's world, always go with Fraud as your first option. That should be the default explanation unless there is clear and convincing evidence otherwise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)

528 The more I consider it. Civil war seems like it is inevitable. Either a
serious crackup on the left or civil war, the two sides are just too far
apart.



Posted by: USNtakim


We have irreconcilable differences with the Left/Democrats and we are not going to vote our way out of this. We certainly can't talk to them and use civil means of discourse because they define that as HATE!!! So the answer to your question seems to be, Yes.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (jYEmF)

529 37 The only thing she could win is a hot dog eating contest.

Posted by: Marcus T

Yes, I read she won by ingesting 56 hotdogs, 49 of them through her face.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (/Fmtj)

530 It ain't gonna be Biden.

I mean my crystal ball has been crap for the last 10 years or so, but I just do not see it at all.

Let's put it this way: who's the stronger candidate, historically and objectively. Hillary or Joe? And Sanders beat Hillary in the primaries.

Its gonna be Sanders, the oldest, whitest dude in Democrat Party history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

531 525 You know what would be nice? If Georgia had some sort of official, maybe somebody who, oh I don't know, had something to do with statewide elections, might could say something about some official winner. They could even do it out loud, maybe in front of some journalists or some TV people who might hear them.


Just spitballin'...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 03:21 PM (HaL5c

Careful with that crazy talk, now.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

532 Senatorial?
You mean for Governor.

Posted by: Paul A'Barge at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (1M/iC)

533 522 I'd point out that Obama oversaw the utter destruction of the Dem Party. Over a 1,000 elective seats, Federal, State and Local, gone. They went in on hate and crazy to stop the bleeding. But they know crazy won't win elections, especially when the news is they don't respect the outcome of elections and actively subvert elections. Things are not looking good for them in the 2020 cycle - thus the Hail Biden throw. Its just like the Hail Hillary throw in 2016.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

And now they'll augment that "hate and crazy" with "intimidation and fraud".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (UnA8+)

534 Fix the headline.

Posted by: Paul A'Barge at May 20, 2019 03:23 PM (1M/iC)

535 One more face lift and Joey Blowhard is gonna look like Voldemort, except with Thanos' chin bag.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:23 PM (ymnmz)

536 Not senatorial, the governor's election.

Posted by: Doug at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (xqAGC)

537 521 Geez, facebook is doing some seriously creepy, maybe illegal, social credit scoring stuff in conjunction with cellphone carriers:

https://twitter.com/ryantate/status/

1130516544558161923
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (W+vEI)

They are going to make us China or kill us in the attempt. And I think they're okay with either outcome.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

538 Hey Joe, has your son stopped banging his dead brother's wife yet?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)

Actually I think he has. They broke up
Posted by: Nevergiveup

On account of they're sooooo troothful.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (nEOLy)

539 I was Creighton Jr's G-2 in Desert Storm. What a fantastic boss!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (0tfLf)

Outstanding!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (FwN37)

540 530 It ain't gonna be Biden.

I mean my crystal ball has been crap for the last 10 years or so, but I just do not see it at all.

Let's put it this way: who's the stronger candidate, historically and objectively. Hillary or Joe? And Sanders beat Hillary in the primaries.

Its gonna be Sanders, the oldest, whitest dude in Democrat Party history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

===========

Bad analogy.

It was a 1 to 1 race in 2016 (after O'Malley dropped out with his grand 1%).

This is a free for all.

Sanders' actual support in the party is small, especially when there are other candidates who hit certain things (age, race, ideas, sex) more finely than Sanders himself does.

If he becomes the anti-Biden, that's his only shot, but I don't think the rest of the candidates will play along. They're going to chug along with their 3-9% of the electorate while Biden continues to scoop up the (perhaps) majority of the votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (9cans)

541 Or, Trump is the God of Chaos and will unleash the DOJ on Biden for his corruption the day he takes the nomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)

That might really upset the applecart. Imagine a major party losing its nominee after the primary process? The Left might have to rally around the Green Party or something. It might be the beginning of the end for the Dems.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (J+mig)

542
They are going to make us China or kill us in the attempt. And I think they're okay with either outcome.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)


Because they think they'll be in power in the new world order, completely oblivious to the fact that it NEVER works out that way.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

543 458 I've been reading up on the Wannsee Conference attendees. One, Wilhelm Stuckart's special area of interest was elimination of the disabled. The year after the conference, his baby was diagnosed with Down's syndrome so it was sayonara sweetheart. Whatever else, he wasn't a hypocrite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (tziDe)

Watch the movie Conspiracy, with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth. It'll knock you on your ass. Speaking as a long term student of Naziism, and despite certain historical liberties, I genuinely don't think people can understand how the Holocaust progressed without this film. It should be required viewing in schools.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (SEr2U)

That movie will also help cure some idea that legal = moral. One of the main conflicts in the movie is that the Holocaust to come doesn't have sufficient legal groundwork to support it. Not that it's immoral, just that they need laws to make it legal.

In other words, never vote Democrat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

544 Paul Ryan was like a baby seal against Biden's club wielding hunter. And any benefit of the doubt I was willing to give him disappeared after watching his actions as Speaker of the House and his willful sabotage of President Trump's agenda and surrendering of the House to the Bolsheviks.


May his name go down in political infamy.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (jYEmF)

545 540 This is a free for all.

Sanders' actual support in the party is small, especially when there are other candidates who hit certain things (age, race, ideas, sex) more finely than Sanders himself does.

If he becomes the anti-Biden, that's his only shot, but I don't think the rest of the candidates will play along. They're going to chug along with their 3-9% of the electorate while Biden continues to scoop up the (perhaps) majority of the votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (9cans)

It seems like the media is still pretty enamored with Mayor Buttsex.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (UnA8+)

546 Its gonna be Sanders, the oldest, whitest dude in Democrat Party history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---

I liked how Black Pigeon Speaks summed up Sanders' viewpoint: "Fight the system by making it bigger!"

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (3jjxb)

547 538
Hey Joe, has your son stopped banging his dead brother's wife yet?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)



Actually I think he has. They broke up

Posted by: Nevergiveup



On account of they're sooooo troothful.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (nEOLy)


Can you ever really break up with your niece's and nephew's mom? Some things are forever.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (ymnmz)

548 are they afraid she might eat them if they call her out?

Posted by: grumpyguy at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (qu9VF)

549 To ask the question us to answer it.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (AjVAj)

550 543 458 I've been reading up on the Wannsee Conference attendees. One, Wilhelm Stuckart's special area of interest was elimination of the disabled. The year after the conference, his baby was diagnosed with Down's syndrome so it was sayonara sweetheart. Whatever else, he wasn't a hypocrite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (tziDe)

Watch the movie Conspiracy, with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth. It'll knock you on your ass. Speaking as a long term student of Naziism, and despite certain historical liberties, I genuinely don't think people can understand how the Holocaust progressed without this film. It should be required viewing in schools.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (SEr2U)

That movie will also help cure some idea that legal = moral. One of the main conflicts in the movie is that the Holocaust to come doesn't have sufficient legal groundwork to support it. Not that it's immoral, just that they need laws to make it legal.

In other words, never vote Democrat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK


There is a German language version called "The Wansee Conference."

Chilling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (zBaqJ)

551 Joe Biden says he was the guy who "started this whole thing" on climate change, which may come as a surprise to Al Gore.

Former Vice President Biden was asked Saturday by an activist with the US Youth Climate Strike if he would support a presidential climate debate hosted by her group, at which point he jumped in to tout his global-warming bona fides.

"By the way, I want you to know: I'm the guy that did all this stuff - read RealClearPolitics, it will tell you about how I started this whole thing back in '87 with climate change," he said at a campaign stop in video posted online.

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (QkjLD)

552 545 If he becomes the anti-Biden, that's his only shot, but I don't think the rest of the candidates will play along. They're going to chug along with their 3-9% of the electorate while Biden continues to scoop up the (perhaps) majority of the votes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM (9cans)

It seems like the media is still pretty enamored with Mayor Buttsex.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (UnA8+)

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And his roughly 3% of the electorate.

Yeah, a real electoral force, that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (9cans)

553 I was Creighton Jr's G-2 in Desert Storm. What a fantastic boss!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:20 PM (0tfLf)

Outstanding!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:24 PM



He is doing fantastic work as the Director raising funds for the Army Museum. Really an awesome guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (0tfLf)

554 Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (9t0Zz)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (ahS0B)

555 and we use blood in our witch's brew.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM


Is that available in the State Liquor Store?

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (O7aSd)

556 Anybody seen the Tim Cook graduation speech at Tulane this morning?

He told the graduates that "my generation" (i.e. older people) have "failed you" (i.e. younger people).

That's what the headlines are saying. But in what way did "we" fail them?

Why -- we didn't stop Climate Change®™!

We sat around arguing about it, instead of just ignoring democrary and sanity and popular will and just doing something about it! Oh, us evil evil old people, we failed to virtue-signal hard enough and didn't impose communism on the nation. We're so sorry!

PS -- My trillion-dollar company does sweetheart deals with mega-polluter China. Please clap.

https://observer.com/2019/05/ apple-ceo-tim-cook-tulane-2019- commencement-speech-climate-change/

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (5tb4C)

557 556 We sat around arguing about it, instead of just ignoring democrary and sanity and popular will and just doing something about it! Oh, us evil evil old people, we failed to virtue-signal hard enough and didn't impose communism on the nation. We're so sorry!

PS -- My trillion-dollar company does sweetheart deals with mega-polluter China. Please clap.

Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (5tb4C)

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He should atone by liquidating the company and giving all the proceeds to the Sierra Club.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:27 PM (9cans)

558 Its gonna be Sanders, the oldest, whitest dude in Democrat Party history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)


Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:27 PM (9VeU0)

559 528 The more I consider it. Civil war seems like it is inevitable. Either a
serious crackup on the left or civil war, the two sides are just too far
apart.



Posted by: USNtakim

We have irreconcilable differences with the Left/Democrats and we are not going to vote our way out of this. We certainly can't talk to them and use civil means of discourse because they define that as HATE!!! So the answer to your question seems to be, Yes.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (jYEmF)

First three boxes first. But, yes, then the 4th box should be opened.

Shop accordingly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

560 Biden is a high functioning retard. Trump will hammer him like a nail.

No fancy air navigation aids required just outline the schadenboner for our sky penis needs.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 03:28 PM (FhXTo)

561 Watch the movie Conspiracy, with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth. It'll knock you on your ass. Speaking as a long term student of Naziism, and despite certain historical liberties, I genuinely don't think people can understand how the Holocaust progressed without this film. It should be required viewing in schools.

Posted by: trev006

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Great film. A guy at work borrowed it from me, then skipped town. I need a new copy.

The script was written from Eichmann's actual record of the meeting.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 03:28 PM (3jjxb)

562
Former Vice President Biden was asked Saturday
by an activist with the US Youth Climate Strike if he would support a
presidential climate debate hosted by her group, at which point he
jumped in to tout his global-warming bona fides.



"By the way, I want you to know: I'm the guy that did all this
stuff - read RealClearPolitics, it will tell you about how I started
this whole thing back in '87 with climate change," he said at a campaign
stop in video posted online.



Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (QkjLD)


Jeebus Joey Blowhard....That's not your bona fides!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:28 PM (ymnmz)

563 551 Joe Biden says he was the guy who "started this whole thing" on climate change, which may come as a surprise to Al Gore.

Former Vice President Biden was asked Saturday by an activist with the US Youth Climate Strike if he would support a presidential climate debate hosted by her group, at which point he jumped in to tout his global-warming bona fides.

"By the way, I want you to know: I'm the guy that did all this stuff - read RealClearPolitics, it will tell you about how I started this whole thing back in '87 with climate change," he said at a campaign stop in video posted online.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (QkjLD)

That comment there at the end made me so stupid that I drooled and expressed admiration for Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

564 It seems like the media is still pretty enamored with Mayor Buttsex.

He's playing them pretty well so far by saying outrageous crap and creating fake fights with people the media hates, but that's only going to work so long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (39g3+)

565 Georgia stepping into the abortion issue is giving this legs as well.

Posted by: WTP at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (2TLBU)

566 Hey Joe, has your son stopped banging his dead brother's wife yet?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)


If Trump did this, Biden would probably mention his OTHER son, the dead one, and conflate what Trump said in order to get sympathy.
And the media will later call it a "a very moving moment that may have won the election for Joe Biden..."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (NFEMn)

567 550 543 458 I've been reading up on the Wannsee Conference attendees. One, Wilhelm Stuckart's special area of interest was elimination of the disabled. The year after the conference, his baby was diagnosed with Down's syndrome so it was sayonara sweetheart. Whatever else, he wasn't a hypocrite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 20, 2019 02:52 PM (tziDe)

Watch the movie Conspiracy, with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth. It'll knock you on your ass. Speaking as a long term student of Naziism, and despite certain historical liberties, I genuinely don't think people can understand how the Holocaust progressed without this film. It should be required viewing in schools.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (SEr2U)

That movie will also help cure some idea that legal = moral. One of the main conflicts in the movie is that the Holocaust to come doesn't have sufficient legal groundwork to support it. Not that it's immoral, just that they need laws to make it legal.

In other words, never vote Democrat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK


There is a German language version called "The Wansee Conference."

Chilling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (zBaqJ)

Evil sounds better in the original German.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK8)

568 Abrams and the Communist Democrats are pissed because they almost pulled one over on the Georgia voters.

Now the rest of those who didn't vote for her are seeing what a corrupt, stupid liar Abrams truly is. Commies gotta commie.


And the Commies won't get as close next time. They *almost* had it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (sy5kK)

569 Anybody seen the Tim Cook graduation speech at Tulane this morning?



Yes.
What an ass.
My generation did just fine. You only have to see what kind of people my kids and grandkids are.

Shithead.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (0tfLf)

570 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:27 PM (9VeU0)


To be fair, it likely DID excite about 20% of his base.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

571 558
Its gonna be Sanders, the oldest, whitest dude in Democrat Party history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)



Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:27 PM (9VeU0)


Sanders? Is he the one who looks like Rik or Morty?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (ymnmz)

572 A civil war will be harder than the last one, there are hardly dividing lines in the more population regions.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (BbGew)

573 567
Evil sounds better in the original German.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK

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"Oh, no, it's not English. It's German. It says, The Bart, The."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (9cans)

574 Did Ace wander off?
Whose turn was it to watch him?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (KB6If)

575 Climate change is a big winner US Democrats ,keep pushing that.
Australian Labour Party

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (AjVAj)

576 574 Did Ace wander off?
Whose turn was it to watch him?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (KB6If)

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Be nice. He hasn't eaten since 1993.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (9cans)

577 Former Vice President Biden was asked Saturday by an activist with the US Youth Climate Strike if he would support a presidential climate debate hosted by her group, at which point he jumped in to tout his global-warming bona fides.

"By the way, I want you to know: I'm the guy that did all this stuff - read RealClearPolitics, it will tell you about how I started this whole thing back in '87 with climate change," he said at a campaign stop in video posted online.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (QkjLD)

That comment there at the end made me so stupid that I drooled and expressed admiration for Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

Jerry Lewis was a hard core gun owner. Which I did not know until recent Liberal hate for Lewis bubbled over onto Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

578 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.

He should have but he's still doing well, apparently. That's something the press has deep sixed completely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)

579 Sanders is just trying to out Left the Leftists, that's how it goes for all of them.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (BbGew)

580 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.
Posted by: blaster


I don't honestly see that being that far out there for the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (KB6If)

581 573 567
Evil sounds better in the original German.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK

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"Oh, no, it's not English. It's German. It says, The Bart, The."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (9cans)

"No one who speaks German could be bad..."
"Parole granted!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

582 Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:19 PM (9t0Zz)

Whoops; Sorry about jumpy computer. It's too bad that they are so intolerant. Has the Australian PM been so? I expect, that the whole idea of speaking in tongues and emphasis on the Holy Spirit just drives non religious leftist in Australia crazy. There's a lady up the road from me who thinks no Christians believe in evolution so Pentecostals would drive the non religious nuts even if they don't like LDS either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (ahS0B)

583 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (zBaqJ)


That which is moral, is not necessarily legal, nor is that which is legal necessarily moral. The proper goal is to make those differential loopholes as small as possible; however, that would constrain the power of the state, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (3hr5B)

584 Kamalala says she's going to win, dammit! And if she doesn't she's going to start biting everybody.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

585 Dem Governor of Weezyanna says he will sign heartbeat bill.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (9VeU0)

586 551 Joe Biden says he was the guy who "started this whole thing" on climate change
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This is why I continue to believe he'll shoot himself in the nutsack long before the convention: The fucker's demented.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (hjaPQ)

587 580 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.
Posted by: blaster


I don't honestly see that being that far out there for the left.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (KB6If)

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Remember, Twitter is not a good reflection of America, but it's a pretty good reflection of the activist Left.

Obama-Trump voters? I doubt they like the idea very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (9cans)

588 Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election?

because she's a fat black woman. the question wasn't rhetorical, was it?

Posted by: x at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (nFwvY)

589 581 "Oh, no, it's not English. It's German. It says, The Bart, The."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:30 PM (9cans)

"No one who speaks German could be bad..."
"Parole granted!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK

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Excellent reference id skills.

Here's an ampersand: &.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (9cans)

590 Even assuming, for the sake of argument, that Biden is the nominee, and also assuming (as I am) that Trump isn't going to put up with any idiotic on stage antics from the guy, Biden may simply self-destruct in the debates. He's resorting to telling obvious, blatant falsehoods about the president, and at other times he's simply incoherent.
Posted by: Anonymous 7


And that is the premise of everything that Stacy Abrams is doing. And the Media loves her for it.

And....you were saying???


As I said previously on this thread, everything is going to be a shitshow in the future.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (vcOmj)

591 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.
Posted by: blaster


I don't honestly see that being that far out there for the left.
Posted by: rickb223

I agree that it's not, but they don't like saying it or seeing their names in print attached to it.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (nEOLy)

592 Dem Governor of Weezyanna says he will sign heartbeat bill.
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:32 PM (9VeU0)

So it's "bipartisan?"

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

593 If you see the press slandering Bernie (ie, pointing out what he actually says and believes), then you'll know the Party doesn't want him.

I think it'll be a struggle between Clinton-backed Biden and Barry-backed Kameltoe

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

594 578 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.

He should have but he's still doing well, apparently. That's something the press has deep sixed completely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)


Doing well is relative in a field of 23.

Sanders has been losing support since he said that.

Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2019 03:34 PM (9VeU0)

595 593 If you see the press slandering Bernie (ie, pointing out what he actually says and believes), then you'll know the Party doesn't want him.

I think it'll be a struggle between Clinton-backed Biden and Barry-backed Kameltoe
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK

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I think it's more likely that Clinton will work to sabotage everyone, hoping to get to a brokered convention where she can just be nominated by acclimation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:34 PM (9cans)

596 Dem Governor of Weezyanna says he will sign heartbeat bill.

"ITS NOT A HEART BEAT!!! ARGLBARGLE TWEET!!!"
--Alyssa Milano, twitching and giggling uncontrollably

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (39g3+)

597 It will not be Biden

I'm calling it now.

There is going to be some big "Thing" happen. Doesn't matter what, Hollywood has already written the script. Out of this manufactured chaos will emerge a "hero." The God of the Left. The media and TV talk host bitchezs will give us wall-to-wall coverage.
That person will be the nominee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (0tfLf)

598 37 The only thing she could win is a hot dog eating contest.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)


Abrams could have been the spokesperson of Nathan's Famous Dogs, except she is stupid, despicable, an obvious liar, devious, and untrustworthy.


Other than that, she would have been a great spokesperson!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (sy5kK)

599 I think it'll be a struggle between Clinton-backed Biden and Barry-backed Kameltoe
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK
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That sounds so backwards. Barry's not going to back his on VP. Heh, Trump should have some fun with that.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (G0vdT)

600 596 Dem Governor of Weezyanna says he will sign heartbeat bill.

"ITS NOT A HEART BEAT!!! ARGLBARGLE TWEET!!!"
--Alyssa Milano, twitching and giggling uncontrollably
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (39g3+)

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Extremely Pro-Life is now more bipartisan than extremely pro-choice.

That's gotta sting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (9cans)

601 595 593 If you see the press slandering Bernie (ie, pointing out what he actually says and believes), then you'll know the Party doesn't want him.

I think it'll be a struggle between Clinton-backed Biden and Barry-backed Kameltoe
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK

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I think it's more likely that Clinton will work to sabotage everyone, hoping to get to a brokered convention where she can just be nominated by acclimation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:34 PM (9cans)

If she sees a path to that, then yes, she may be the chaos-bringer.

I know she's ambitious enough. The question is does she have the money men still?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK8)

602 Climate Change has obviously replaced religion for most of the Left....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 03:36 PM (NFEMn)

603 Trump just told Nadler to smell the glove, McGahn won't be testifying.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 03:36 PM (/tuJf)

604 So it's "bipartisan?"

Its at least as "bipartisan" as support for impeachment since one idiot GOP guy supports it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)

605 Sanders did himself in with the let the Boston Bomber vote thing. Just too far out there.

The rules are different now. Trump will crucify him for it.

Victims of the suburban sailor will be at Trump rallies and at the debates.

WATCH! As Bernie the bolshevik half asses a "tsk, tsk" over missing limbs while talking about what's important for him; another vote for him.

Posted by: Seamus the roof riding dog at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (nEOLy)

606 602 They worship "the planet" and think people are a disease upon it.Another reason they love abortion so much.

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (AjVAj)

607 601 If she sees a path to that, then yes, she may be the chaos-bringer.

I know she's ambitious enough. The question is does she have the money men still?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK

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With the field this big, this splintered, and the media looking for a new savior every five minutes, it seems easy enough for Clinton, who probably is sitting on a mountain of oppo data on virtually everyone, to dole out choice morsels to key journalists here and there.

I don't think it would take a huge investment on her part to bring the chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (9cans)

608 Has the Australian PM been so?

Apologies for the implication. I have zero evidence the Australian PM has been intolerant. My comment was more of an aside.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (9t0Zz)

609 597 It will not be Biden

I'm calling it now.

There is going to be some big "Thing" happen. Doesn't matter what, Hollywood has already written the script. Out of this manufactured chaos will emerge a "hero." The God of the Left. The media and TV talk host bitchezs will give us wall-to-wall coverage.
That person will be the nominee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (0tfLf)
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And I believe it won't be Bernie.

The only reason he made it so far last time was that Hillary was such a detestable person and candidate.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (G0vdT)

610 I think it's more likely that Clinton will work to
sabotage everyone, hoping to get to a brokered convention where she can
just be nominated by acclimation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:34 PM (9cans)


And then go back in hiding till November?

More seriously....she might have the stamina to "run" if she could stay out of the fray and start the push after a brokered convention. But she is still Chlamydia Thundershart, so she could maybe alienate enough voters in that short a time to lose AGAIN.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (ymnmz)

611 Climate Change has obviously replaced religion for most of the Left.

Its part of the overall religion, yeah. Its their apocolypse, their future punishment to control behavior. Global Warming functions as their version of hell: be good or this happens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)

612 Off to the dentist, just check up but still not fun.

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (BbGew)

613 610
And then go back in hiding till November?

More seriously....she might have the stamina to "run" if she could stay out of the fray and start the push after a brokered convention. But she is still Chlamydia Thundershart, so she could maybe alienate enough voters in that short a time to lose AGAIN.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 03:37 PM (ymnmz)

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America loves her. It's just that Russia and James Comey conspired to deny her what's rightfully hers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:38 PM (9cans)

614 601 I know she's ambitious enough. The question is does she have the money men still?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 03:36 PM (bcbK

Hell, does she still have the Arkancide men?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (sm6Pk)

615 Robert F. Smith gives commencement speech at Morehouse college and then announces that he is paying off 40 million in student loan debt.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (cKbQn)

616 Why does left wing press never investigate what's going on in "homeless" encampments?
Why does the left wing press never investigate why one-party cities/states devolve into bankrupt Mad Max cities/states?
Why does the left wing press never question what all Hillary's minions alone got a free pass from the FBI on the email issue?

Posted by: PJ at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (qlTN9)

617 I think it's more likely that Clinton will work to sabotage everyone, hoping to get to a brokered convention where she can just be nominated by acclimation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:34 PM (9cans)


How are the dem's allocating primary and caucus delegates? Winner take all, proportional, some other black magic involving super delegates? I have it in my mind that after 2015-2016 there was talk about making some changes, but I don't think I've seen anything about it since then.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (kUmUV)

618 "ITS NOT A HEART BEAT!!! ARGLBARGLE TWEET!!!"
--Alyssa Milano, twitching and giggling uncontrollably

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I dunno. Can your dog hear it???

...bitch.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (8XRCm)

619 37 The only thing she could win is a hot dog eating contest.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 20, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)
..........

She might do well in a whistling contest.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

620 Votes for felons is a democrat wet dream, they see a huge body of easily controlled votes out there that is untapped. They are all for it, it just sounds bad when someone points out that they're saying Dylan Roof and the Aryan Brotherhood should get to vote for president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+)

621 NPR this morning had a piece on two Florida counties that the FBI says had their voter registration systems breached by Russians in 2016.

Seems the Fibbers won't identify one of the counties at all, and the one that has been identified can't get any info on what happened - "sources and methods", you see. Well they are asking hey, WTF how about OUR methods to defend our systems, after 3 years? Good question.

The NPR host and his super elections analyst were equally mystified as to why nobody can get any specifics or details on the massive Russian hack of our 2016 election!!

Gosh, maybe somebody needs to tell them that Steiner ain't coming?! It was really fun listening to these idiots wonder about something that every reader here knows exactly! I guess to their credit, on the classic spectrum of stupid vs. evil, these guys are honestly at stupid.


Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 20, 2019 03:40 PM (PxNLB)

622 569 Anybody seen the Tim Cook graduation speech at Tulane this morning?



Yes.
What an ass.
My generation did just fine. You only have to see what kind of people my kids and grandkids are.

Shithead.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:29 PM (0tfLf)


It's not like Tim Cook has any kids, is it?

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 03:40 PM (xjiRE)

623 617 I think it's more likely that Clinton will work to sabotage everyone, hoping to get to a brokered convention where she can just be nominated by acclimation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:34 PM (9cans)

How are the dem's allocating primary and caucus delegates? Winner take all, proportional, some other black magic involving super delegates? I have it in my mind that after 2015-2016 there was talk about making some changes, but I don't think I've seen anything about it since then.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (kUmUV)

==========

Super delegates have no say on the 1st ballot. They regain all of their previous power on the 2nd on after.

Delegates are awarded usually proportionally by state (depends on the state).

It's a ripe situation for a wide field to lead to no clear majority on the first ballot, and then the super delegates making the establishment's wishes come true on the second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:41 PM (9cans)

624 I agree with Diogenes in 597

Keep praying !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 03:41 PM (ahS0B)

625 How are the dem's allocating primary and caucus delegates? Winner take all, proportional, some other black magic involving super delegates? I have it in my mind that after 2015-2016 there was talk about making some changes, but I don't think I've seen anything about it since then.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (kUmUV)
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Limited the super delegates and now delegates are proportional. Should guarantee the clown show will go deep into primary season and riots at the DNC.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

626 Robert F. Smith gives commencement speech at Morehouse college and then announces that he is paying off 40 million in student loan debt.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (cKbQn)

----

Good for him. Really.


But the REAL issue is how does ONE graduating class accumulate FORTY MILLION DOLARS WORTH OF "EDUCATION".

One class. At ONE college.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

627 Maybe the Democrats are so confident in their voting fraud capabilities going forward that they don't think it matters who they run.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 03:42 PM (9KWLl)

628 Its part of the overall religion, yeah. Its their apocolypse, their
future punishment to control behavior. Global Warming functions as
their version of hell: be good or this happens.


And conveniently enough for them, it involves us giving them our money.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:42 PM (jYEmF)

629 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:41 PM (9cans)

Thank you, a very succinct and informative summary. If one is to watch it helps to understand the rules.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2019 03:43 PM (kUmUV)

630 There is going to be some big "Thing" happen. Doesn't matter what, Hollywood has already written the script. Out of this manufactured chaos will emerge a "hero." The God of the Left. The media and TV talk host bitchezs will give us wall-to-wall coverage.
That person will be the nominee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:35 PM (0tfLf)
-------
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM (Xvo1a)

631 602 They worship "the planet" and think people are a disease upon it.Another reason they love abortion so much.

Posted by: steevy

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WHITE people.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM (3jjxb)

632 fixerupper, That is the 40million dollar question.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM (cKbQn)

633 Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

Think it is 400 students at $100k each,, and presto!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM (3hr5B)

634 But the REAL issue is how does ONE graduating class accumulate FORTY MILLION DOLARS WORTH OF "EDUCATION".

One class. At ONE college.

Posted by: fixerupper

$40,000,000 / $90,000 four years = 444 students.

That's not many students.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM (KB6If)

635 This thread's still going?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM (3AmWB)

636 But the REAL issue is how does ONE graduating class accumulate FORTY MILLION DOLARS WORTH OF "EDUCATION".

Average year of college education in America today: around $40,000, for books, tuition, and room&board. ONE YEAR. Totally a great investment for your young person to be indoctrinated into hating you and everything you stand for, and get a crappy education to boot!

Multiply that times the graduating class and 4-8 years of education. And probably he's covering more than just one graduating class as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:45 PM (39g3+)

637 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM



Ha!
In 2024? That might be a great idea!!! He is a republican afterall.

Not that that means much anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:45 PM (0tfLf)

638 This thread's still going?

Posted by: Guy Smiley

----

Here. I'll stop it by commenting.

Works every time.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 03:45 PM (3jjxb)

639 This thread's still going?
..........

Let's talk about boobehs.

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

640 Fun, relevant and vintage:

https://tinyurl.com/y2tbgvb5

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 03:46 PM (sktRI)

641 Let me help out here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 03:46 PM (dUJdY)

642 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM



Ha!
In 2024? That might be a great idea!!! He is a republican afterall.

Not that that means much anymore.
Posted by: Diogenes

----

Huh? In what way? I thought he was a climate change idiot, and follower of other "progressive" nonsense.

He's a republican?

Like Arnold?

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (3jjxb)

643 He is doing fantastic work as the Director raising funds for the Army Museum. Really an awesome guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:26 PM (0tfLf)

Apropos of nothing, I was at West Point yesterday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (FwN37)

644 #650

Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

645 I picture Ace, passed out on his keyboard from lack of nutrition, drooling on the space bar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

646 331

We are your overlords - People from the land of ice and snow

--------


From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow ???
Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)


It's going to be a good week when you read a Led Zeppelin quote on a Monday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (sy5kK)

647 > "Even assuming, for the sake of argument, that Biden is the nominee, and
also assuming (as I am) that Trump isn't going to put up with any
idiotic on stage antics from the guy, Biden may simply self-destruct in
the debates. He's resorting to telling obvious, blatant falsehoods about
the president, and at other times he's simply incoherent.--
Posted by: Anonymous 7


>> "And that is the premise of everything that Stacy Abrams is doing. And the Media loves her for it.

And....you were saying???
As I said previously on this thread, everything is going to be a shitshow in the future.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative

And as I said above, the media can spin all they want. Their credibility has been destroyed in the minds of intelligent, honest people and they cannot repair the damage even if they wanted to. And they don't want to. They just keep doubling down on the lies and stupidity. The debates will be broadcast live and unfiltered; people will make up their own minds. Plus the indictments of high-ranking Democrats that will be coming down over the next year and a half will also affect the 2020 election in ways that we cannot fully grasp now.








Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (O4Dg1)

648 Spillary 2020: I'm not done falling down yet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (iys0/)

649 645 I picture Ace, passed out on his keyboard from lack of nutrition, drooling on the space bar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

=========

Drool implies that he's kept himself hydrated.

Optimist you are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)

650 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 03:44 PM



Ha!
In 2024? That might be a great idea!!! He is a republican afterall.


you sure about that? He has NOT been particularly complemtary to PDT at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (FwN37)

651 This thread's still going?
..........


I thought sure GofT would end with the midget dude walking out of the shower smoking a cigar and saying. "Bobby Ewing?? Who's she??!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (0tfLf)

652 ... They are all for it, it just sounds bad when someone points out that they're saying Dylan Roof and the Aryan Brotherhood should get to vote for president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+)


A perfect example of what a bad idea this is is Angola prison in LA. The prison headcount is 6,300 maximum security inmates...

In a county/parish of 15,600 people. The inmates will run the parish.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (Z4rgH)

653 Would anyone recommend investing in a crypto-currency?

Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (BDZWU)

654
I picture Ace, passed out on his keyboard from lack of nutrition, drooling on the space bar.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

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NO DROOLING HERE!!!!

Posted by: space bartenders at May 20, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

655 650 you sure about that? He has NOT been particularly complemtary to PDT at all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (FwN37)

I'd be pretty sure he's NOT.

You don't become the highest-paid dude in Hollywood without at least paying convincing lip service to being "woke".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 03:49 PM (sm6Pk)

656 648
Spillary 2020: I'm not done falling down yet.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (iys0/)

She was the bollard queen...fat and mean.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2019 03:49 PM (ymnmz)

657 653 Would anyone recommend investing in a crypto-currency?
Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (BDZWU)

==========

Yes.

Don't do anymore research on it.

Just throw all of your savings at Bitcoin right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:49 PM (9cans)

658 I know if I say something interesting...hmm.. let's see. What can Jewells talk about that will get her willowed?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 03:49 PM (dUJdY)

659 Just toss your man card over there on the way out too boyo.
Posted by: fixerupper

Yea my man card is old and creased but stays in the wallet. Take most any of you whippersnappers out to spend a day doing what we refer to as the living in the country workout and see who's asleep in the chair by 7. 7 fence post holes dug 12 more to go and only item 1. Just came in for some h2o

Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (SFAmF)

660 This Amash, Ahole or whatever POS W(retched bag of puke) from Mishitagain, needs a good hard fcukin with a roll of fish hooks. What a miserable stack of walking drek.

I don't much care for the mf.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (JNTt1)

661 see here I thought it was me usually that ended threads

Thus Endeth the Thread!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (Rarvo)

662 He's a republican?

Like Arnold?


Did you guys see that insane video of some crazy dude flying kick Arnold into next week?

Arnie was doing some sort of event at a school and his security totally missed the guy come running at him and do a two legged flying kick into the 71 year old's back.

Apparently the attacker is crazy, he was screaming something like, "Help me, I need a Lamborghini!"

Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (9t0Zz)

663 Any and all advice offered by the Horde is entirely trustworthy except when it's not, in which case it's disastrous. The trick is figuring out which is which.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

664 I think she's delusional. Regardless of whether or not she started
the lie, she actually now believes she won the election and that it was
stolen.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton




Seriously. It's a disease.

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (LL1Be)

665 653
Would anyone recommend investing in a crypto-currency?

Posted by: Augustine at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM (BDZWU)


ITS BACKED BY BLOCKCHAIN

Posted by: That guy who yells "It's backed by blockchain" at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

666 And as I said above, the media can spin all they
want. Their credibility has been destroyed in the minds of intelligent,
honest people
and they cannot repair the damage even if they wanted to.
And they don't want to. They just keep doubling down on the lies and
stupidity. The debates will be broadcast live and unfiltered; people
will make up their own minds. Plus the indictments of high-ranking
Democrats that will be coming down over the next year and a half will
also affect the 2020 election in ways that we cannot fully grasp now.










Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (O4Dg1)



I fear the biggest flaw in your comment is the number of intelligent, honest people left. I'm afraid that it's less than 50%.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (jYEmF)

667 Here. I'll stop it by commenting.

Works every time. "

Stick around...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (6qErC)

668 Trump will just enjoy debating Biden btw

"So how about your boys there, they are really into sharing huh?"

"Your youngest, she's a big shopper, isn't she?"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (Rarvo)

669 you sure about that? He has NOT been particularly complemtary to PDT at all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 03:48 PM

*****

No. Not sure, but like his buddy Kevin Hart, he says what he needs to say to sell his brand and whatever project he's got going. In Johnson's case, it was his show The Titans. For Hart it was his string of commercials.
They've been remarkably candid at times, then had to walk it back.
Too much $$$ on the line.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (0tfLf)

670 "457 In 2027 the history books in schools will be repeating these lies.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 03:06 PM (isI7q)

----

Whoa.


Im suprised you think we'll make to 2027

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:08 PM (8XRCm) "



Something will probably make it to 2027.

Dunno who, or how, but incurable optimist, that's me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (isI7q)

671 Apparently the attacker is crazy, he was screaming something like, "Help me, I need a Lamborghini!"
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (9t0Zz)


Oh. A Planned Parenthood executive spokesperson.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

672 Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 03:47 PM (O4Dg1)

There might not be enough "intelligent, honest people " voting in the next election!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:51 PM (3hr5B)

673 Yikes! I did the 666 comment!!!!!

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (jYEmF)

674 honestly I think a lot of people on the wrong side of the bell curve aren't even lying it's like they literally have no concept of objective truth WHATSOEVER

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (Rarvo)

675 Speaking of communist filth....

HBO's Chernobyl is some badass TV. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (FiUMj)

676 Any and all advice offered by the Horde is entirely trustworthy except when it's not, in which case it's disastrous. The trick is figuring out which is which.
Posted by: joncelli


Recipes, ok.
Medical and dating, less so.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (KB6If)

677 Would anyone recommend investing in a crypto-currency?


Sure. Crypto-communists, crypto-fascists, cryptoorchids, cryptosporidium...

Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (LL1Be)

678 "Help me, I need a Lamborghini!"
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (9t0Zz)

___

Don't we all!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (FiUMj)

679 Yikes! I did the 666 comment!!!!!
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (jYEmF)


Come on in, my friend.

The water's fine!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

680 676 Any and all advice offered by the Horde is entirely trustworthy except when it's not, in which case it's disastrous. The trick is figuring out which is which.
Posted by: joncelli


Recipes, ok.
Medical and dating, less so.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (KB6If)

Have I told you why it's always good to be brutally honest about your date's looks?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

681 Speaking of communist filth....

HBO's Chernobyl is some badass TV. Highly recommend.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Spooky seeing Pripyat and seeing landmarks I'd ran by in Call of Duty.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (KB6If)

682 Biden's brother leaves his German Shepherds outside ALL THE TIME and they aren't trained at all and they are vicious/dangerous.

FYI this is per his Main Line neighbors

That's only the Biden stuff I know! Everyone around here has Biden family stories! they're "Florida Man" if that was just a single family!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (Rarvo)

683 the media can spin all they want. Their credibility has been destroyed in the minds of intelligent, honest people and they cannot repair the damage even if they wanted to.

--

How many honest, intelligent people are there?

There are lots of honest, low info people. How will they vote? However the MSM tells them.

Plus... the free shit army is strong and does include those who are intelligent who feel that they have been wronged by society/ the government/ daddy and want something for nothing.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (sktRI)

684 Yea my man card is old and creased but stays in the wallet. Take most any of you whippersnappers out to spend a day doing what we refer to as the living in the country workout and see who's asleep in the chair by 7. 7 fence post holes dug 12 more to go and only item 1. Just came in for some h2o
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (SFAmF)

-----

1. I was funning ya. Lighten up Frances
2. Whippersnapper. Been several decades since anybody called me that.
3. I dug more postholes.... by hand than I care to remember. Wish I had a dime for every rod of fence I ever built.
4. Came in for water ???? Pussy. We never got water till the next morning.

5. Good luck on your privacy fence there partner. Hope it keeps your cattle in.

Posted by: space bartenders at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

685 Yikes! I did the 666 comment!!!!!


Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM

****

Well you're safe.
No way I'm getting: "I fear the biggest flaw in your comment is the number of intelligent, honest people left. I'm afraid that it's less than 50%." tattooed on my forehead!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (0tfLf)

686 Speaking of communist filth....



HBO's Chernobyl is some badass TV. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (FiUMj)


That's what I've heard but I cancelled my HBO long ago and won't turn it back on, even so. Actually I was surprised that HBO (Heavily Bolshevik Orientation) would air something so honest.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (jYEmF)

687
fuckin sock...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

688 Everyone seems to be missing this:

why assume that Ryan wanted to win the debates ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (isI7q)

689 524 And if rando commenters can game this out, 
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:15 PM 

Spelling matters.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 20, 2019 03:21 PM (O7aSd)

DANG YOU TO HECK, sir.

MAE, I could quibble that the point of Conspiracy is that Heydrich overruled even the psychotically harsh Nuremberg Laws, basically turning the German judicial system into an arbitrary free for all, but that too is very applicable to what the Democrats are doing. And men like Stuckhart and Kritzinger will be shocked, but go along all the same.

I would watch the German version, but my tolerance for hearing men plot evil in German has eroded down to a nub. Maybe I'll get to it, maybe not.

Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (SEr2U)

690 Spooky seeing Pripyat and seeing landmarks I'd ran by in Call of Duty.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (KB6If)

Same here, but STALKER vs CoD.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (7u6m0)

691 holy heck!

NOOOOOOOD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (Rarvo)

692 Nood Donkey Chompers

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (KB6If)

693 "Help me, I need a Lamborghini!"
Posted by: bonhomme at May 20, 2019 03:50 PM (9t0Zz)

___

Don't we all!
=======

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Butchers at May 20, 2019 03:55 PM (vg8iE)

694 Medical and dating, less so.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (KB6If)

Let me tell you this one simple trick...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (3hr5B)

695 Biden's brother leaves his German Shepherds outside ALL THE TIME and they aren't trained at all and they are vicious/dangerous.

___

Meh. I leave my dogs outside too. In a fenced, locked yard with 6 ft tall fencing. If someone gets in the yard without me letting them in.....that's a them problem, not a me problem. The dogs are friendly to people they know. To strangers, not so much.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (FiUMj)

696 686 Speaking of communist filth....



HBO's Chernobyl is some badass TV. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (FiUMj)

That's what I've heard but I cancelled my HBO long ago and won't turn it back on, even so. Actually I was surprised that HBO (Heavily Bolshevik Orientation) would air something so honest.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (jYEmF)

===========

I watched a movie called Citizen X recently.

It's about a child murdered in the Soviet Union and the police investigation that eventually led to his arrest.

It's a police procedural with a new skin, but that skin changes things rather radically. Usually one police procedural is much like any other, but this one had dynamics so altered based purely on its setting that it gave everything a new twist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (9cans)

697 HBO's Chernobyl is some badass TV. Highly recommend.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (FiUMj)

That's
what I've heard but I cancelled my HBO long ago and won't turn it back
on, even so. Actually I was surprised that HBO (Heavily Bolshevik
Orientation) would air something so honest.




Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 03:54 PM (jYEmF)


Haven't had HBO in 25 years. What I missed the whole of Soparanos and GoT?

Big whoop.

Posted by: That guy who yells at May 20, 2019 03:56 PM (ymnmz)

698 676 Any and all advice offered by the Horde is entirely trustworthy except when it's not, in which case it's disastrous. The trick is figuring out which is which.
Posted by: joncelli


Recipes, ok.
Medical and dating, less so.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 03:52 PM (KB6If)

Have I told you why it's always good to be brutally honest about your date's looks?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)
...........

and why you should get drunk before meeting her parents?

Posted by: wth at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

699 >>Trump will just enjoy debating Biden btw


Can you out-crazy Trump?



This guy lives to pick fights --- that's the mistake his opponents make. He gets off on the anger and chaos.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (W+vEI)

700 Nood Donkey Chompers. Summary: she's bonkers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

701 hey man I'm just telling you the word on the fancy street (re: Biden doggehs)

regardless - NEWD!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (Rarvo)

702 615: So, will the IRS treat the student loan payments as income for the borrowers? What about gift taxes?

Posted by: Revenant at May 20, 2019 03:57 PM (2z1qy)

703 The water's fine!
Posted by: Zombie John McCain


There is nothing to fear from a Satanic realm of eternal damnation and punishment, my friends

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (39g3+)

704 Trump will be in a far more advantageous position going into the 2020 election than he was in 2016 as an outside spoiler. If the election is a referendum on the economy alone he wins; too many moderates have benefited financially for them to throw it away on a doofus like Biden or a communist retread like Sanders.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 20, 2019 03:59 PM (O4Dg1)

705 The water's fine!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain


As a matter of fact Senator Satan would make a fine President.


*scratching his head and wondering "why in the fuck am I running for President now that I think of it"?*

Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 04:02 PM (jYEmF)

706 Would anyone recommend investing in a crypto-currency?
Posted by: Augustine

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I can sell you a million RKae-coins!

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 04:05 PM (3jjxb)

707 101 Kamala has the Willie Brown vote locked!
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2019 02:12 PM (t1c4w)
********
Heels up has the Willie Brown vote LIP locked.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 20, 2019 04:08 PM (JNTt1)

708 keep in mind that the outgoing governor, a Republican, named an African-American (more than likely D-aligned) woman to fill the unexpired SoS term of the winning candidate, Brian Kemp, and to certify the results, which she did. So, by arguing that the election was stolen, she is saying an African-American woman conspired in the theft.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 20, 2019 04:42 PM (TXOkZ)

709 Remember. Totalitarians only respect elections they win.

Yes, I am talking about Abrams and the DemocRAT base.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at May 20, 2019 06:52 PM (nQ3ev)

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