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Tuesday Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21//22/19)
This was suppose to be Tuesday's ONT. However, the regularly scheduled Tuesday ONT was interrupted. You know what happened.
Quote I
“When hate comes armed, it can be deadly,” . “But right now, there is no federal law that prevents people convicted of misdemeanor hate crimes from owning or buying guns — a situation that defies both common sense and common decency.” John Feinblatt
Quote II
“Who decides what is the soul of Google and what Google is?” “Is it leadership or employees? There’s a real battle for the soul of these companies right now.Lokman Tsui
Quote III
In some important ways, my generation has failed you. We spent too much time debating, too focused on the fight and not enough on progress. Tim Cook
Quote IV
"[T]he court is not naïve to reality," Mehta wrote, admitting there "is a chance that some records obtained from Mazars will become public soon after they are produced." Barack Obama-appointed judge Amit P. Mehta
Quote V
“That’s consistent with the city’s goal all along, which is to put this in front of the court, let the courts decide whether these ordinances are permissible under Pennsylvania law. The city is not looking to prejudice anyone while those decisions are made. That’s why the city entered into the agreement today.” Eric Tirschwell
On May 7, hackers infected about 10,000 of Baltimore city government’s computers with an aggressive form of ransomware called RobbinHood, and insisted the city pay 13 bitcoin (then $76,280, today $102,310) to cut the computers loose. The hackers claimed the price would go up every day after four days, and after the tenth day, the affected files would be lost forever. “We won’t talk more, all we know is MONEY!” the ransom note read. “Hurry up! Tik Tak, Tik Tak, Tik Tak!” But the city has not paid. In the two weeks since, Baltimore citizens have not had access to many city services. The city payment services and email systems are still offline.
Bitchwitch?
Hunt’s, the company known for making various preserved tomato products like ketchup and tomato sauce, has officially apologized for assuming the sex of its canned sloppy Joe mix. The company is also apologizing for the carbnormative slogan, “A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.” A spokesman for ConAgra Foods, owner of Hunt’s, says Manwich might self-identify as a man, but so far discussions have been unproductive.
We all learned something about challenges, didn't we? H/T redc1c4
A top California environmental regulator is threatening to enact tough, new pollution rules -- including an unprecedented ban on cars burning petroleum-based fuels -- in response to a Trump administration plan to relax vehicle emission standards. California Air Resources Board Chairman Mary Nichols said the state would be forced to pursue “extreme” requirements to offset the uptick in pollution that would be unleashed if federal vehicle emission and fuel economy standards are weakened.
The Women’s Resource Center at San Diego State University apologized on Thursday for sharing an image of an armed Palestinian hijacker, calling it “disrespectful to members of our Jewish community.” The image — included in a May 8th newsletter that has since been retracted — featured Leila Khaled, who helped seize two planes in Europe in 1969 and 1970 on behalf of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), while holding an AK-47 assault rifle. It was accompanied by the text, “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.” The slogan has been used by Islamist and other Palestinian nationalist groups to refer to the establishment of an Arab state in the territory between the Jordan River and Mediterranean Sea, in place of Israel.
Is it her good looks or is it her ego?
A 33-year-old law-school graduate from London decided to start her own her own retail company selling vintage clothes online after struggling to find a job because of her good looks. Russian-born Irina Kova claims that being attractive has made it harder for her to get a job in London, as women simply don’t trust her or find her intimidating, and men don’t take her seriously. Kova, who used to work in business development for important clients, believes her good looks ruined her career and made it harder to find another serious job, despite having a law-degree and an impressive CV.
The Genie is out of the bottle. It looks like 3D guns are here to stay.
A new network of 3D-printed gun advocates is growing in America – and this time things are different. Unlike previous attempts to popularise 3D-printed guns, this operation is entirely decentralised. There’s no headquarters, no trademarks, and no real leader. The people behind it reckon that this means they can’t be stopped by governments. “If they [the government] were to come after me, they’d first have to find my identity,” says Ivan the Troll, a member of the group. “I’m one of many, many like-minded individuals who’re doing this sort of work.”
The UK and its never ending slide into oblivion. No Freedom of Fashion.
Greystanes High School in New South Wales notified pupils and parents that on “Rainbow Mufti Day,” those not openly participating in ‘International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia’ would be pressed for increased contributions to the National Youth Mental Health Foundation. The notice was delivered via a Facebook post, which has since been edited, as well as a letter allegedly sent to students and parents. “GHS will show our support for International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia on Friday so wear an item of rainbow clothing,” the school wrote on the original Facebook post, accompanied by a rainbow emoji.
Even the Great Karnac could have foreseen this failure.
As outlined by Hotair on Saturday, the “soda tax” has actually led to Philadelphia residents traveling outside the city to buy their soda (and likely other goods), decreased the city’s revenue, and led to layoffs in the local beverage industry and cut hours for employees at small markets. It did not, however, lead to an increase in healthier beverage purchases in the city. When the soda tax was first announced, workers at Pepsi took a hit. “With sales slumping because of the new Philadelphia sweetened beverage tax, Pepsi said Wednesday that it will lay off 80 to 100 workers at three distribution plants that serve the city,” philly.com reported in March of 2017.
Businesses from fashion giants to hedge funds to venture capital firms are building teams focused on figuring out how to turn the information they capture into valuable insights. “There’s such a high demand across industries for people with data-science skills,” said Amanda Stansell, senior research analyst at Glassdoor. Recruitment for this profession will continue as more companies accumulate data and figure out what to to do with it, Stansell added. Tech jobs dominated Glassdoor’s list of the top 25 highest-paying entry-level positions. Software engineer ranked second, with a median base salary of $90,000. The only non-technical and non-business profession on the list was physical therapists with a median salary of just under $64,000.
NBC News has some big news for all the young dudes out there. (It’s Monday. You can forgive me one Mott the Hoople reference.) If you’re a man, you can get pregnant and deliver a baby. But you’re facing some unfair challenges because the medical community isn’t really up to speed on the whole situation and they will probably make some mistakes in your prenatal care. Here’s part of the coverage in this breaking story.
Ah Chicago, Reason #979 to flee the City of Chicago.
Chicago has collected $2 million in tax from Sony, Eventbrite and Fandango, becoming the first large city to successfully tax digital streaming and service providers, Bloomberg reports. The four-year-old levy, dubbed the "Netflix tax," still faces a lawsuit from a group representing Netflix, Amazon Prime and Spotify customers. Other cities and states are considering taxing digital services, as more and more shopping moves online.
After recently attending a college graduation, the following does not surprise me in the least.
A new report has revealed that support of the First Amendment among college students seems to be decreasing, as nearly half of students believe that hate speech should not be protected. Conducted by the Knight Foundation, the survey reveals that 41 percent of college students believe hate speech should not be protected under the First Amendment, while 58 percent believe that it should be protected. While the majority of students believe that hate speech should be protected, 53 percent of college women contend it should not be protected, as well a majority of black students. Over half of college students agree that shouting speakers down is “always” or “sometimes” acceptable. At the same time, 83 percent of college students agree that using violence to end an event is “never acceptable.”
What's happening in Manitowoc?
Jacksonville, Florida – Breon Hollings started a Facebook Live stream to show off all of his drug money. What he didn’t expect was that the police were already outside with a search warrant, and they were coming in.
Continuing to work after winning the lottery isn't a bad thing. Unless you're a Genius Award Winner.
A little more than a year ago, Karlee Harbst was the smiling winner of a $1 million prize in the Florida Lottery. She had even won a $100 prize a week earlier. The money was coming at a great time too, because Harbst was reportedly pregnant. But last week, the 27-year-old Port Orange woman was among more than 20 suspects apprehended by police in a major drug bust, according to reports. She was reportedly charged with solicitation to deliver heroin and unlawful use of a two-way communication device, and made her first court appearance Friday in connection with the case.
NSFW-Language
Generosity is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Billionaire Robert F. Smith, who received an honorary doctorate at Morehouse College’s Sunday morning graduation exercises, had already announced a $1.5 million gift to the school. But during his remarks in front of the nearly 400 graduating seniors, the technology investor and philanthropist surprised some by announcing that his family was providing a grant to eliminate the student debt of the entire Class of 2019.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Environmental Destruction.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (SFAmF)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:02 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:02 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
Your 15 minutes of fame have passed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (oFlMR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (oFlMR)
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: wing at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (JFzNN)
I half expected an all Rosie O'Donnell ONT tonight.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (oFlMR)
Go have a PBR and play the jukebox
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (4knXT)
I tried a new recipe tonight and it was so bad we left it on the table and went to Arby's for a sandwich.
Fortunately, I kiss better than I cook.
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)
Ahhh...not with those lips sweetie.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Russian-born Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)
Turns out... it's SOY!
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (sktRI)
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Fluoridation and vaccines.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (KOCKb)
Ha!
Guess where I'm writing this???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tami
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I think it only has enough hate crime for personal use.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT
Calling someone a name on the internet, I believe. England has really led the way on this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
Start posting links if you'd like. I double dare you.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (BqBId)
.....
Not again.
I learned that lesson the hard way. Too many Maker's Marks out of a plastic cup made getting up for work a bit of a challenge.
I'm fairly sure I tried to cook something drunk at 3 am, given the charred remains of some mystery item in the toaster oven this morning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (oFlMR)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (KOCKb)
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It is obvious you never heard of plate tectonics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Kali, Reaper of Souls at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Or, how about an all girl groups ONT? Supremes, Angels, Shangri-Las, Runaways, Go-Gos, Bangles, Breeders...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)
1 turn off your phone
2 how many constitutional amendments are there?
3 give a synopsis of 5 of them
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (SFAmF)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)
You'd be surprised how many crimes that the media reports as hate crimes the police actually don't classify as hate crimes.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (9InhI)
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We could have an entire thread based on Uptown Girl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Heterosexual Males at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (4knXT)
*****
This.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)
The Breeders had a male drummer.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Russian-born Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (oFlMR)
2 how many constitutional amendments are there?
3 give a synopsis of 5 of them
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (SFAmF)
I could get two of three. There are lot of amendments. I could ballpark it and be off by quite a few.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (lCxNP)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (p6Q7Q)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Tami
Calvinball. With The Po-Po and a SJW Judge making the rules.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (8AONa)
I'd be too worried about an explosion and shards of plastic everywhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)
https://tinyurl.com/y4dqrc8f
https://tinyurl.com/y2ppdwtb
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https://tinyurl.com/yy3kaoxf
Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Irina Right Said Fred at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (rZ1u5)
1 turn off your phone
2 how many constitutional amendments are there?
3 give a synopsis of 5 of them
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (SFAmF)
No look.
1) Cannot turn off the phone, that is how I am posting.
2) 26? I could be wrong.
3) You can say anything you want because fuck you.
You can have any weapon you deem necessary, because fuck the government.
The government cannot force you to fuck yourself.
The government can take all of that sweet fucking tax money they want.
You cannot get a fucking beer- no wait, you can.
There are six.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (0MVr3)
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And then you got your emoluments, which is a whole different ball of wax.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:13 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Mikosov Miklosovich at May 22, 2019 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:11 PM (oFlMR)
Probably the collagen. Although I am surprised that there has not been a new 'life hack' for using bees.
Thankfully, for the most part, that trend seems to have died down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (0MVr3)
“We would like to clarify any misunderstanding from a previous letter which was distributed to parents at Greystanes High School,” the school later wrote on Facebook. “Please be assured that students who did not donate a gold coin will not be pursued for payment. Donations to this cause and to future fundraising causes are voluntary.”
“We would like to apologise if you received the impression that students ‘must pay’. We acknowledge the school has played a role in creating this impression and that the letter was poorly expressed.”
'Played a role'?! It's exactly what you wrote in the letter!
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)
"Reinstate the DSM-IV" t-shirt?
Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2019 10:12 PM (p6Q7Q)
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Ahh, the good old days when men were men and trannies were mentally ill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (4knXT)
She stared at me from the doorway and I didn't need a cop to tell me I was in trouble. Big trouble. My hand caressed the riskier in my pocket but it would be no help here. And the plumbers helper was out of reach.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (0tfLf)
https://tinyurl.com/y272n79n
https://tinyurl.com/y2obprwg
https://tinyurl.com/y34vvbst
https://tinyurl.com/y2e7zgfy
https://tinyurl.com/y3nxx8u9
Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (0Ntuf)
She looks like a lot of the guys -er- gals at the Fiercely Heterosexual clubs I like to hang out at.
Posted by: Cory "Fiercely Heterosexual" Booker at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6
I lol'ed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)
She stared at me from the doorway and I didn't need a cop to tell me I was in trouble. Big trouble. My hand caressed the riskier in my pocket but it would be no help here. And the plumbers helper was out of reach.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:14 PM (0tfLf)
*golf clap, in the rain, wearing a trench coat and also lighting a cigarette, like a star at night*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Russian-born Irina Kova at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (ta49A)
Homer: "I hate Yoko Ono! She ruined the Plastic Ono Band!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)
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Okay, how about #7, smart guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:09 PM (9InhI)
At this point, nothing the media does surprises me.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, regretting the lack of Stoli at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)
Well, there's no one eating the Sloppy Jane.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:18 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cicero
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Without looking, honest:
All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end.
Thank you very much.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 10:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (9gHOW)
There's a joke there somewhere but I'm too tired to find it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
In the name of the state's new truth in advertising and naming laws, they insist Raising Cane's change their name to Co-Cane's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)
I don't know, but somebody beat her up. Her lips still haven't recovered.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (n/eZB)
Amendment 26 1. The right of citizens of the United States is hereby repealed.
Amendment 6 In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be jettisoned, like a spent booster stage from a rocket. The big question is whether this makes sense in the long run, to be a real pain in the ass if it means backing down from casual fistfights.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
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I'll go with her ego. Also, her wardrobe choices, and the way she sits in a chair. But mostly, it's NOT her good looks.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (ta49A)
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WRONG.
It has something to do with Brits not staying in your house and eating all your food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (KOCKb)
3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the razor blades and a hunk of carbon.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: dartist
Thread victor. I award you the Iron Throne.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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The product is made by Hunts. Start from there and work backwards.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (ta49A)
Not a woman here could vote no matter what age.
Til the 19th amendment struck down that restrictive rule.
Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (p6Q7Q)
The local news peeps are not happy about this latest development.
Trump 2020
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Billy at May 22, 2019 10:21 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (4knXT)
Homo f*cker said that at my US alma mater..
Same as always when they ask me for money.
Most words start with F. Actually, it's the same word. I like good old four letter Anglo-Saxonisms.
Sometimes one just gets into a rut.
Posted by: Miklos, no writer's block here at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)
Show me the man and I will show you the crime
Posted by: NadlerWeatherUnderground at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (ddXcI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
Shut.
UP!
Have you learned nothing?
Jeepers!
Sorry I cussed just now.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (uzjER)
Posted by: 29 going on 13. at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (ufFY8)
Amendment 26 1. The right of citizens of the United States is hereby repealed.
Amendment 6 In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be jettisoned, like a spent booster stage from a rocket. The big question is whether this makes sense in the long run, to be a real pain in the ass if it means backing down from casual fistfights.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
This just needed to be repeated.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 10:22 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:19 PM (pUDQf)
Does it involve Rosie O'Donnell and a can of Cheez Whiz? Because that would be gross.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: JT at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (lCxNP)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (fTySa)
*******
FISA: Motion Filed, John Solomon - Public Trust in Justice | southeastern-legal
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Downcast at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (p6Q7Q)
Posted by: Billy
Oh noes.
Early night.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)
Walls closing in...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)
then her foot went in before she flushed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (MTjB1)
Oh wow...well, ok.
Shutdown the website ace. We're done. Billy said so.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (9gHOW)
Brain bleach! Stat!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)
Just a guess, but getting pissed at the Asian chick white-knuckle driving in the Nissan Leaf in front of you when it is lightly raining, but the streets are barely damp.
that might count.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (uzjER)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PpL0X)
LOL again.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Billy
Oh noes.
Early night.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)
Who answers a poll call? Any call I get from a number I don't recognize goes to voice mail.
They must be polling nursing home residents who still have a landline in their room.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (hdg/u)
It went about as well as expected, meaning it chased shoppers over the county lines on every side. Hard to escape from Chicago itself, but the rest of the county crossed county & state lines.
So much money was lost, along with jobs, that the county repealed the tax! Shocking I know.
And the county executive who pushed for the tax and vocally defended it to the bitter end, was one Toni Preckwinkle. Who just ran for Chicago mayor and lost bigly. Sad!
Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #666 at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:26 PM (tH5fk)
......ain't.
The collagen lips are pure nightmare fuel.
*shudder*
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (Ke7cS)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
Now tell us the Anti-Federalist position ... that anything you codify will be used against you because Power always trumps Law. Several Anti-Federalist argued that the Bill of Rights was a Fool's Errand ... because the Federal would use that to interject itself into State's Business - and that something as simple as the 10th would not restrain them.
Show your work.
Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (FDjz7)
They must be polling nursing home residents who still have a landline in their room.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (hdg/u)
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I wouldn't doubt the poll takers just call other poll takers, because nobody else answers their phone anymore if it's an unfamiliar number.
Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2019 10:27 PM (e9omi)
Mis Hum!! this ONT is doubly triply good! it makes up for that one last night and then some!
Thanks
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (fTySa)
Hello Ms Vendette, you are very insightful tonight.
So what are the odds that Mike Yeo ever gets another head coaching job in the NHL?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Now for something completely different...
Play "Gloria"?
The FM station in STL that has the Blues' radio play-by-play during the playoffs is playing "Gloria" 24/7. VERY popular.
I can only tolerate 3 "Gloria"s in a row myself.
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Billy
*retard voice*
MY NAME IS WILLIAM, BILLY FOR SHORT
Billy. Billy. Billy. Look at me. No, look at me. Not the kitteh. Listen. No. Listen. Polls are SHITE! And you are a dipshit.
Okay, now sit here and think about what I said, then go and feed the ducks. M'kay?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (uzjER)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (tUOCc)
OK, I LOLed at the "I wrecked your toilet."
I thought about an upper decker. I'd hunt someone down for that.
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
The 3rd Amendment says nothing about the quartering of Morons.
Posted by: Miklos von Penumbra und Emanation at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
At the end of "Cats in the Cradle" when the narrator says that his boy is just like him -- no, you deluded sorry-ass self-absorbed sunuvabitch, your son is at home taking care of his sick kid -- the opposite of you.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:29 PM (uzjER)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (yhf6w)
You're a gem and the platinum subscription is on its way.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Fred Sanford from El Segundo at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
It's like all of the left is comprised of former high school marching band tuba players.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (oFlMR)
Posted by: FireHorse
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (tH5fk)
At the end of "Cats in the Cradle" when the narrator says that his boy is just like him -- no, you deluded sorry-ass self-absorbed sunuvabitch, your son is at home taking care of his sick kid -- the opposite of you.
Posted by: FireHorse at M
you know, someone might have some issuse here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Billy
Oh noes.
Early night.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:23 PM (tH5fk)
Who answers a poll call? Any call I get from a number I don't recognize goes to voice mail.
They must be polling nursing home residents who still have a landline in their room.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 10:25 PM (hdg/u)
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Actually, if it was only seniors in nursing homes answering pollsters calls, that should help Republicans.
41% is a dismal number and 60% feel Trump does not deserve re-election. An equally dismal number.
Even Rasmussen has shown Trump's approval falling drastically in the last week, and you guys love Rasmussen.
Posted by: Billy at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (NAbCm)
Mis Hum!! this ONT is doubly triply good! it makes up for that one last night and then some!
Thanks
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (xIKXj)
Hey now, I'm not the one with a bunch of bookmarked Yoko content. He was just itching for the opportunity to pay homage.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)
https://www.speaker.gov/contact-us/
and wrote
"No, Pelosi. The Democrats are involved in a coverup."
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
________
Hey, we do our best.
(Besides, there've been a lot of layoffs throughout the industry, so morale is low.)
Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick)
Hmmmmmm never too late to learn . The only one I've ever seen you bitch about is the 16th
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (SFAmF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Is Mrs. Hum the best thing that ever happened to you?
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (Cssks)
I woke up with that damn song in my head this morning.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (cF8AT)
Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)
"This business will get out of control... and we'll be lucky to live through it."
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (U8Hxf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)
It's like a controlled burn, or intentionally triggering an avalanche.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:17 PM (9gHOW)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke, Open For Business at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (ZqRa6)
All the subscribers to the NYT and CBS and MSNBC are all young vibrant people.
Believe that.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (ePLen)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1
Is that the one that let the wimmins out of the kitchen?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (pUDQf)
I get it - Acoustics are hard in an Echo Chamber. The slightest disturbance can screw up that delicate balance.
Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (FDjz7)
Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)
I'm pretty sure the All in the Family one is on tonight.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (fTySa)
#LearnToCode
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Learning to code is tough to do in your mom's basement.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: yankeefifth
________
I hope I didn't make it too personal. The lyrics just aren't that well thought out. "My boy is just like me." No, he's not.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (SFAmF)
I should have been more clear - I could do two of the three tasks. I could turn off my phone, and summarize 5 amendments. I would've had to guess at the total number.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (t+qrx)
Rasmussen's Daily Presidential Tracking Poll today had his JA at 46%-- second day in a row. Up from 44%.
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1
I agree with that.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (9InhI)
I probably won't tune in but I'm interested in seeing some pics of those two as Archie and Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)
http://bit.ly/2YFXj9v
and it shows how easy it is for good writers to fix the mess that D&D made of GoT after they ran out of books to guide them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:24 PM (MTjB1)
She hailed from south of the border didn't she? I'm guessing she also dropped the used to on the floor, cause that's what those seat squatters do.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (tUOCc)
His last words? "The New York Times. . ."
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (xIKXj)
The cycle of life.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Is Mrs. Hum the best thing that ever happened to you?
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (9InhI)
Why yes she is.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
(Besides, there've been a lot of layoffs throughout the industry, so morale is low.)
Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 10:31 PM (ta49A)
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Even the shittiest dumbshit job is worth doing if you take real pride in your work.
Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (4knXT)
Designed to spread FUD among Republicans.
Trump has 95% support among Republicans, for starters - it's why The Bulwark has readership numbers less than Modern Linoleum Monthly.
And there are cracks in the Democratic coalition - working-class minorities are noticing that they are doing a lot better economically than they were under Saint Obama.
This poll was commissioned, and done, by people who hate Trump, hate anyone who voted for Trump, and think that anyone who voted for Trump should be thrown into a reeducation camp.
They have no idea what half the country is thinking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (oFlMR)
#LearnToCode
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Hey Troll, don't make it bad
Take a sad comment and make it better
Remember to let C++ into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Posted by: Miklos, rejecting Yoko's attempt to join the band at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
*sucks air through teeth*
That's... kind of where most learned it. Used to, anyway.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (yQpMk)
That's sure not the way I read those lyrics?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (SFAmF)
Posted by: Vendette at M
you know, you, like most of the ettes are hot, so you never needed the vote. you guys merely bat your lashes and get what you want.
feminism, and the 19th, are for ugly women.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
After winning a rebellion, ceding sovereignty by entering such an expansive agreement boggles my mind.
I would not have been in favor.
Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (FDjz7)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (tH5fk)
I probably won't tune in but I'm interested in seeing some pics of those two as Archie and Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)
Yep, just checked and they are both on at 8.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at M
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (w7U7L)
Of course, the Iranians are frantically reassuring everybody that there will be no war.
Apparently they think that war with Trump will be a bit different than war with Obama.
Besides, I'm sure that Kerry, Brennan, Clapper, and all the rest are telling the Iranians that Trump's defeat in 2020 is a certainty - they just need to hold on, and they'll soon get friendly faces in the American government again.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)
#LearnToCode
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Hey Troll, don't make it bad
Take a sad comment and make it better
Remember to let C++ into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Posted by: Miklos, rejecting Yoko's attempt to join the band at May 22, 2019 10:36 PM
And be sure to check out a real python while you're learning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 10:40 PM (AZxMX)
Click bait BS, me thinks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:40 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l)
Sir-
Our subscription and readership has grown substantially since our "Nancy Pelosi-Linoleum or Not" cover article.
Harrumpph
Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (709j7)
Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)
I'm pretty sure the All in the Family one is on tonight.
They played back-to-back. Woody Harrelson was spot on with his Archie Bunker impersonation. But it was just sad watching them - first, realizing what talent we've lost. And second, they were just . . . off. Too strident . . . I'm not sure. There was no love in their version of the family. I told my husband it was like a cover band edition of the show.
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (kqqrA)
Hmmm... I fear you suffer from undiagnosed "BOS"-- Blues Obsession Syndrome.
It's highly infectious, & there is only ONE known cure-- a parade down Market Street with the Cup held high overhead... by Tarasenko.
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (Cssks)
_________________
I was wondering if it was me too. She looks weird. Her features look distorted, like they don't fit on her face. Just looks . . . off.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
*sucks air through teeth*
That's... kind of where most learned it. Used to, anyway.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
I learned it n the classroom!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: IC at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (fiC74)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 22, 2019 10:39 PM (w7U7L)
Some nights I wonder if the dental plan is worth it.
https://youtu.be/aasdAIhGOv8
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
I doubt it.
That's not to say that looks can't cause problems. Naomi Wu (young Chinese female with large fake breasts, who frequently wears skimpy clothes both in her videos, and when out in public) has been accused of being the pretty face for some mysterious man who does the real work in her videos. She also gets attacked by those who claim that she only looks the way that she does to get eyeballs. But Ms. Wu is also a maker (she programs, uses tools - including a soldering iron, and does 3D printing). And if there's one thing that stereotypes have told us about women in STEM, it's that they don't care at all about their appearance. At least, they don't right up until the big finale of the movie, when they clean up and reveal that they were really stunningly gorgeous all along.
Ms. Kova's career isn't the kind that catches those kinds of stereotypes.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (Fp6vo)
It's in my newsletter.
......
I dunno. It could have its uses.
I think Jump would have been a great song to play on November 8, 2016.
Shoot, I may send it out as a Casey Kasem long distance dedication to Billy the Troll in 2020.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (oFlMR)
Whoa. I knew that chick.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at M
nothing like some guy that types with a speech impediment.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (H95yl)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
"From you, OK, dad? I learned it by watching you!"
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (PUmDY)
Outstanding.
Everytime one of these pukes opens their yap, taps out a text/tweet or any other communication or vocalization, I'm going to yell "HATE SPEECH" and demand reparations, grovelling, and for some of the more offensive ones, hari kari.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (lD3vL)
https://youtu.be/aasdAIhGOv8
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G
Lol. You do it for the love of it, man. The gold crowns are just a perk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners
________
Hey, thanks for saying that. I feel the same way, but I've started to doubt that my trolling efforts are even worth it. You know, the Mueller Report, and all that -- a real low point.
Anyway, I appreciate the support -- and by that, I mean the just-right level of vitriol all of you here direct my way. You guys are really great!
(You're all facsits, too -- apologies for that, but a good troll has to throw something like that in there.)
Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (tH5fk)
Not if you're talking about Van Halen I or II.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:43 PM (tH5fk)
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Country?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 10:45 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:46 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
How's your schedule. I know a group who are looking for a guest speaker
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:46 PM (SFAmF)
I think she was BEFORE she married John. Maybe that was the attraction.
After all those years of adolescent devotion by jillions of screaming girls, Yoko was a breath of bad air.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:46 PM (H95yl)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (PUmDY)
Harrelson was SO spot on with his impersonation of Carroll O'Conner that it made me miss him that much more. Laura Ingraham just had a segment about the show - they said that Carroll O'Conner based his character on Jackie Gleason combined with Jimmy Cagney and that he always said he never looked down on Archie. I think that's the difference in the two performances. There was no love for Archie in tonight's version. There was no love between any of them.
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (kqqrA)
They played back-to-back. Woody Harrelson was spot on with his
Archie Bunker impersonation. But it was just sad watching them - first,
realizing what talent we've lost. And second, they were just . . . off.
Too strident . . . I'm not sure. There was no love in their version of
the family. I told my husband it was like a cover band edition of the
show.
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (kqqrA)
I didn't see it, but I know it wouldn't be the same.
I've posted this before, but this had me, my sister, and my mom laughing out loud (Edith starting menopause):
https://tinyurl.com/yyeqh6va
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (7s3Gx)
you solve hate speech with thick skin and snark.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:47 PM (PUmDY
Oh come on. I mean, they ain't that bad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: The incredible hulk at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (9dzlp)
It couldn't be done because too many of those old episodes are too un-PC, but wouldn't it be great if modern-day actors could re-enact classic episodes of a whole plethora of great old sitcoms?
This week, a re-enactment of an episode of... Gilligan's Island.
Following week, a re-enactment of an episode of... Gomer Pyle USMC.
And others: Cheers, Seinfeld, I Dream Of Jeannie, McHale's Navy, The Honeymooners, Green Acres...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)
In fact, "the court" is bloody well counting on it.
Posted by: MW at May 22, 2019 10:48 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (H95yl)
I can only tolerate 3 "Gloria"s in a row myself.
Posted by: mnw
.............
Which version?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (438dO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (4YZji)
So they should shut up.
Easy.
Posted by: Miklos, American emeritus at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
I've had ones that came out "meh", but never one I had to totally jettison. I really would appreciate a warning on something that's inedible.
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (RfzVr)
so it follows, if those actors have no integrity, they will have no love, and it will show.
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)
Then tabulate the triggering and complaints.
Who knows maybe a few of these jerks will have a stroke and leave us be?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (H95yl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (pUDQf)
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I loved Bonaza.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (H95yl)
So no gore thread?
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (oFlMR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM (pUDQf)
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You mean Bununza?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (PUmDY)
I wish they'd redo Bonaza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:49 PM
I'd read that the Cartwright men were, in fact, NOT ghey at all...
But we're shore real glad that Hop Sing was!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf)
Acknowledged. You may spare us any explanation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (uzjER)
Thanks for that link! I'll watch it later - but I remember that episode! At the end Archie gives Edith a battery powered fan to show he cares about her. Loved it!
We used to watch All in the Family every Saturday night. I didn't know there were episodes on Youtube.
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (kqqrA)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
Intredasting.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (EZebt)
un-PC, but wouldn't it be great if modern-day actors could re-enact
classic episodes of a whole plethora of great old sitcoms?
Oh yeah. They're missing out on an opportunity to make some big time ratings if they do it right, imho.
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (sdi6R)
i mean, it never rains in #Failifornia: everyone knows that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXkk65PdKyM
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (4YZji)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (PUmDY)
you mean gor
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
Now that's something Hollywood could never ever reboot.
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (9gHOW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Hop Sing at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (f8dwL)
So they should shut up.
Easy.
Posted by: Miklos, American emeritus at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
How about stupid speech? In which case, they should learn American sign language.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (YqDXo)
But we're shore real glad that Hop Sing was!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (7WaWV)
Michael Landon said that on the Tonight Show. That dude was awesome. he left this world way too soon.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (uzjER)
It's a manwich because it's a Sloppy Joe. It would be a girlwich if it was a Sloppy Jo.
Posted by: OCBill
A taco is a Sloppy Jose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
Because it's an estrogen-producing food source. And it also evidently produces some sort of mania. But the estrogen thing is actual science.
Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (PpL0X)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31D3BU1LbjE
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (9InhI)
Yeah, you go ahead and stand outside. In the meantime, the Doppler wind velocity feature of the Kindle weather app I'm using is showing tornado signatures all up and down a line from Oklahoma through Missouri into Illinois. Gonna be a rough night.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: zombie Vincent Price at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe
That's more like it I was quite literally scratching my head at your answer. It didn't fit!
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (SFAmF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (uzjER)
Posted by: Neil Young at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (oFlMR)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (RfzVr
No collusion.
I'm as surprised as you were.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 10:52 PM (RfzVr
There is a Russian chick in the content. MSNBC could connect those dots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (tH5fk)
You're not one of them.
Posted by: Heterosexual Males at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)
but she appears to have a bright future in upscale second-hand schmutter.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 22, 2019 10:44 PM (9WuX0)
No they're SW of me, near Joplin I think...we had a wild ride last night though.
We're suppose to get some storms passing through later but we're not under any watches...yet.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:56 PM (cF8AT)
Just kidding, she obviously has dementia, so if anything, she just a patsy. Probably run by her children.
No way to know the truth until FISA warrants are issued and bank/tax records are examined. Pending clearance of all possible wrongdoing she must recuse from further potentially relevant action as Speaker.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (1g7ch)
I've been eating it for years.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at May 22, 2019 10:53 PM (f8dwL)
I'll probably go to hell ***SNORTS***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (uzjER)
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I can see an all-female version with Brie Larson as Little Joe and Rosie O'Donnell as the Ponderosa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)
Even the shittiest dumbshit job is worth doing if you take real pride in your work.
Posted by: Dexy's Chinese Runners
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Henry Royce's personal motto:
Quidvis recte factum quamvis humile praeclarum.
"Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 10:58 PM (PpL0X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT
Lol.
Thar she blows!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Guys Everywhere at M
you know, friend of mine in elementary school somehow convinced his mom to buy those books for him. my mom thought they were such a nice family, until she saw the cover of the book I bought.
some hot chick chained in a gold bikni into some submissive move.
she was not so sure about that family anymore.
you know, there was some line about how the guy who was the hero of the book, who freed his wife from slavery, suggested leaving the slave ring in the foot of the bed was good since you could chain your wife to it every so often to let her spend the night sleeping cold stone floor.
something he said was about reminding of her place.
seemed like it would be useful advice for everyone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:00 PM (nLmx8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)
Lena Dunham as Hoss. Except she would need to work out a bit. A lot really.
Actually this makes me sad. Dan Blocker was a good man.
Imonna let this one go.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:00 PM (uzjER)
I probably won't tune in but I'm interested in seeing some pics of those two as Archie and Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)
Seconded. And with that, I'm off to bed. Goodnight horde!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (fTySa)
I see a signature near Anderson (which is south of Neosho), just over the border into Oklahoma. There is also one just west of Bolivar and another one near Mexico...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7s3Gx)
Irina, there are millions of stunningly beautiful Russian women.
You're not one of them.
Posted by: Heterosexual Males at May 22, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)
True dat
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at M
you know, lived with tornadoes well into my 20s, someone would sound the horn, everyone would go to the basement then everything would be fine.
no wussification.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: WaterCow at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (SFAmF)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (fTySa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aKsyK)
Jose was my favorite of The Pussycats.
Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (PpL0X)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:02 PM (ta49A)
Woody Harrelson will play Archie and Marisa Tomei will play Edith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)
It wasn't bad, but I felt that Woody. Marisa, and Jamie Foxx were trying too hard to play the original actors playing the characters. Jamie had the only openly visible screwup - and it broke a good joke. Wanda Sykes seemed natural - played it understated, and one of the original Jeffersons actresses played her original role and absolutely killed it.
They played clips from the original in the aftershow, and it didn't make the remake look good at all.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 22, 2019 11:03 PM (+mkqJ)
321 I can see an all-female version with Brie Larson as Little Joe and Rosie O'Donnell as the Ponderosa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)
Lena Dunham as Hoss. Except she would need to work out a bit. A lot really.
Actually this makes me sad. Dan Blocker was a good man.
The Parnell Roberts oldest brother would be a pre-op tranny and perpetually bitchy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7s3Gx)
They near you?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (7WaWV)
My apologies for the Yoko Ono ONT!
But in my defense, I didn't think he'd actually DO it.
Lesson learned. I'll keep that Leah Dunham taunt to myself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (7s3Gx)
Everyone in the midwest in the path of the tornadoes take cover and stay safe!
I'm bitching about the rain here and many people have it much worse. God Bless!
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:05 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:05 PM (ta49A)
Head East. Damn, I'm old.
Oh, and fuck Yoko. And John, George and especially Paul. Ringo gets a pass... cuz' "Ringo."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Miklos, with revalidated Ph.D. at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
I
see a signature near Anderson (which is south of Neosho), just over the
border into Oklahoma. There is also one just west of Bolivar and
another one near Mexico...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:01 PM (7s3Gx)
It's bad.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2019 10:41 PM (709j7)
. . . I denounce myself for wrong think . . . but this makes me think of cold roast beef sandwiches with extra mayonnaise . . . for some reason . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (hSQmw)
Everyone in the midwest in the path of the tornadoes take cover and stay safe!
I'm bitching about the rain here and many people have it much worse. God Bless!
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:05 PM (K22Va)
No shit.
Be safe Morons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
Good grief, no. I'm in New Mexico. But through the magic of modern technology, I'm following the excitement all along the squall line...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)
That's an insightful way to look at it. Without integrity, no love, and without love, the performance was hollow.
Got to get back to my cookies. My goal is to get to bed before 3 am! Thanks for letting me spend my break with all of you!
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (kqqrA)
My poor husband knows not to worry anymore whenever he hears me laughing like a ninny at the phone, computer or tablet.
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (nLmx8)
My apologies for the Yoko Ono ONT!
But in my defense, I didn't think he'd actually DO it.
Lesson learned. I'll keep that Leah Dunham taunt to myself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf)
LOL,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)
Bing
Step gun plans.
One trip to Home Despoy and you can arm your hood... or cul de sac.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)
303 That said, they would fuck up Bonanza, just like they do everything else. So, naw, I am not on board with a Bonanza reboot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 10:55 PM (uzjER)
Let me be blunt: they would fuck up a test pattern screen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NavyMom at May 22, 2019 11:06 PM (kqqrA)
You just don't talk about cookies and walk away without a plate of them and a gallon of milk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Bing
Step gun plans.
One trip to Home Despoy and you can arm your hood... or cul de sac.
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The guy in the 3D Gun Printing community that Wired spoke to essentially made the same point. Sure, you can spend lots and lots of time 3D printing a gun. But you can make a much more dangerous gun quite a bit faster just by getting some basic items from your local hardware store.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Endless tirades about her Korean grandmother.
It could actually work.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (tH5fk)
Let me be blunt: they would fuck up a test pattern screen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
The Indian head test pattern would have a tear in his eye.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf)
And just a reminder of what can crawl up from the depths of hell if you keep taunting MisHum,
https://tinyurl.com/y4ns8d5o
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (tH5fk)
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Probably because all of the RACIST!!1!
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (Fp6vo)
Pfffftttt.... Tuesdays tornados landed west on maybe 1 to 1 1/2 mile west from the plant I was in... we all stood outside watching northwards.... we want to see the semi loffing into the sky.........
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (/jZ6U)
The Flintstones.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (tH5fk)
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Yeah but that was classic cinema.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:12 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:12 PM (K22Va)
Thanks for a much better ONT this evening. (Gotta admit tho, last night was funny.)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (tH5fk)
To fully understand 3D guns, let's imagine a universe with only 2 dimensions, which we'll call Flatland. In this hypothetical two-dimensional universe, a casing would be a line around the bullet, and the barrel of the gun would necessarily be two separate objects.
Now in 4 dimensions . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 11:10 PM (NMAzL)
Also in Brooklyn 99. he's funny as hell.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (uzjER)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Robert Mueller at May 22, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Thanks. I was just counting up the list of live performances on bobdylan.com. So far I have a total of 282 shows from 1960-1976. That's less than 3.5 years' worth at his current pace.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:14 PM (sdi6R)
Wilma you can have.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:13 PM (tH5fk)
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You'll have to fight me for her, you pesky varmint.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam at May 22, 2019 11:14 PM (4knXT)
https://tinyurl.com/yxwxnr7g
Link goes to Daily Caller.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (/jZ6U)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (/jZ6U)
Now in 4 dimensions . . .
Posted by: FireHorse
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I was told there would be no hyperspace here...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:15 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (fdTrp)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (tUOCc)
Posted by: Vendette
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That's widespread, to say the least.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (/jZ6U)
@charliekirk11
Hunter Biden's bank records show that $3.1 million flowed in from the Ukrainians over an 18 month period
$142,000 was wired from a Ukrainian oligarch
$1.2M came from an LLC connected to a bank with a history of money laundering
All while his dad steered Ukrainian policy
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (cF8AT)
Racist!
Posted by: dartist
Let's call it multicultural.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Miklos, actually a Sicilian from La Louisiane at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
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But the bypass planning forms have been on display at the office on Sirius for the last decade. It's not our fault that you couldn't be bothered to make the trip and examine them for yourself.
Posted by: Vogon Constructor Fleet XIV at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Alaska Signage at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (Ph+J5)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (tH5fk)
I mean, I'd bang her, but I wouldn't brag here about it.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (fdTrp)
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Moped Syndrome then.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*laughs, and not in a nice way*
Posted by: Pixy Misha at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:16 PM (/jZ6U)
Autoincorrect this realy sucks........
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (/jZ6U)
The Flintstones.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:11 PM (tH5fk)
Yeah, and it sucked dog d!ck.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (xIKXj)
You will all be serfs in my brutal, slaveholding empire!
Obey!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton of Gor at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (I2/tG)
You got a better way to get a tornado from Tulsa to Anchorage in one night?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (Ph+J5)
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1.) They're hoping that they find something incriminating that somehow no one else was able to find.
2.) Even if they don't find anything incriminating, they can still leak stuff from his taxes that will look bad to the layman.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (Fp6vo)
It is Hot Air - not a word to be taken seriously there.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: booknlass
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Is that a conventional magazine or something accessible online?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: eleven
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Not just his, but everyone in his family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:19 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (nLmx8)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (/jZ6U)
Thanks and glad you enjoyed.
It was fun. I'm not sure how Ace handles writing day in and out about the state of affairs. It gets depressing.
The Yoko thing worked out alright.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (Ph+J5)
CWBChicago
@CWBChicago
Here's @johncusack, staying firmly seated during tonight's military salute at Wrigley Field
https://tinyurl.com/y3r44zpo
Posted by: David at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (jY1B4)
they figure if we all saw their tax returns, their asses would be grass, so it's projection aGain
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM
They have to impeach President Trump to see what he's guilty of...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 22, 2019 11:20 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (tH5fk)
Because they have absolutely nothing else.
People in his income bracket are pretty much constantly audited. The IRS and state agencies have teams of gnomes digging through every single thing they do on a daily basis. that's why Limbaugh shed every single tie to the state of New York, permanently.
The Left is fucking desperate. Next, they'll look into whether he once forgot to pick up Barron from lacrosse practice or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:21 PM (uzjER)
Milshake!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 11:21 PM (Ph+J5)
Posted by: garrett
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No problem, mate.
Posted by: RAF jet jock at May 22, 2019 11:22 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:22 PM (uzjER)
No way there isn't an IRS Office and Staff on hand 365 at Trump International.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 11:22 PM (Ph+J5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: booknlass at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:23 PM (aKsyK)
"I'm an icky Elf!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 22, 2019 11:24 PM (uzjER)
Outstanding.
Everytime one of these pukes opens their yap, taps out a text/tweet or any other communication or vocalization, I'm going to yell "HATE SPEECH" and demand reparations, grovelling, and for some of the more offensive ones, hari kari.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
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Great idea for retired folks. Become an official identity group, start gathering your grievances, invade college campuses, demand access to all public spaces, get offended at all the youth-oriented activities and demand spaces exclusively for yourselves, demand free parking, a doubling of facilities for the less-abled, and a platform for your views. I could see that as a movie or t.v. series or a real live thing that rogue roving retired people do and YouTube about it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:24 PM (9diux)
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:24 PM (ta49A)
bobdylan.com. So far I have a total of 282 shows from 1960-1976.
That's less than 3.5 years' worth at his current pace.
We'll never see the quality and quantity of tunes from that time again.
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:25 PM (tH5fk)
Purest harassment. Part of their shtick is to continuously claim that Trump has "scandals", and is unfit to be President.
They also hope that their base won't notice that they aren't actually impeaching Trump if they pull this crap.
But that's OK - when we retake the House in 2020, I think that the House has an intense legislative interest in examining Soros' tax returns, the Clinton's tax returns, Al Gore's tax returns, Gavin Newsom's tax returns, and on and on and on.
The fact that all these returns will publicly leak is unfortunate, but what can you do?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)
Not just his, but everyone in his family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Are you kidding? Ivanka, Don Jr., Jared?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9diux)
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Are you still here tonight, I have a local knowledge question for you...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9diux)
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Also the other daughter's (forget her name) college bank account records...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (9dQxE)
Great idea for retired folks. Become an official identity group, start gathering your grievances, invade college campuses
One of the pro abort protesters I saw on Tucker tonight appeared to be about 75. Not a pleasant woman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: eleven
They need to create evidence to support the imaginary crime they believe Trump committed?
I think they need to sustain their hatred. Hate is what keeps them ticking. Without it they have no reason to live.
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (nLmx8)
Step gun plans.
One trip to Home Despoy and you can arm your hood... or cul de sac.
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The guy in the 3D Gun Printing community that Wired spoke to essentially made the same point. Sure, you can spend lots and lots of time 3D printing a gun. But you can make a much more dangerous gun quite a bit faster just by getting some basic items from your local hardware store.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:09 PM (Fp6vo)
Autocucuber sucks...
"Sten gun"..etc..
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:28 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:28 PM (PUmDY)
THX for your responses.
Posted by: eleven
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eleven, I wondered that, too, but reflect: they demanded full access to Trump's staff for the Mueller investigation and got it -- and came up empty.
So what can they do? Keep digging.
Now if Trump turned over his tax returns and the lefties couldn't find anything outright criminal, their next move would be to demand ALL his business records for the past ten years. After that, his bank records for the past ten years. After that, everything on his hard drive. After that...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:29 PM (9diux)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:27 PM (9dQxE)
Tiffany
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:29 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 22, 2019 11:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:30 PM (/jZ6U)
Also the other daughter's (forget her name) college bank account records...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Tiffany?!?! Are you effing kidding??
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:31 PM (9diux)
In the land of stout and spirits, Ireland's first 'dry pub' https://tinyurl.com/y3mnh9he
https://t.co/U2qpRuokQI?amp=1
"However if you look at the Irish they are a very progressive nation, they are a very liberal nation, they're very open to change.
"I think there's a real cultural shift happening globally towards alcohol and we're really at the forefront of it."...
At The Virgin Mary, drinks have been designed with those served at the city's 750 traditional pubs in mind.
A dark and creamy "iced nitro coffee" is poured from a beer tap to mimic Guinness, without which no traditional Irish pub would be complete.
Fridges are stocked with non-alcoholic beer bottles and "mocktail" ingredients such as cold coffee brew and sour cherry cordial are stacked like an array of apothecary potions.
And the pub's signature drink The Virgin Mary -- a cheeky play on the classic Bloody Mary -- is made of tomato juice, muscat, pickle, lime and spice.
As well as mimicking the hard stuff, the bar matches pub opening hours and advertises to an older clientele in order to carve its own niche and avoid association with cafes and juice bars...
Posted by: David at May 22, 2019 11:31 PM (jY1B4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:32 PM (aKsyK)
However scary tornadoes might be there are far worse disasters.. like tsunamis. My husband was watching videos of the Japanese tsunami earlier tonight and the destruction they caused is truly staggering. Huge walls of water and debris coming out of nowhere, and nowhere to hide from it.
Posted by: Secret Square at May 22, 2019 11:32 PM (9WuX0)
Not to sound self-pitying, but the last few days have worn me out.
Our sweet Miss Ulla died of congestive heart failure today. X-rays showed her heart was grossly enlarged and she was gasping for air from the edema. It was an ugly end. At least in her last moments she heard the voice and felt the touch of one who loved her.
As for work, the three of us who were let go were among us inventors on 240 US patents. The same kind of HR bint who robotically recited her canned lines and ruined my life preen themselves on "attracting and retaining talent".
Let's face it, in the end we're all a cost to the MBAs. The secret to survival is persuading them for one more day that it's more trouble than it's worth to let you go and in the end I failed.
To bed, sick of life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)
For possible legislative reasons, just joking. Trump forced Obama to produce a birth certificate like document.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:34 PM (Rz2Nc)
I don't know, if I were Trump I might be tempted to just turn over everything. Bury the lefties in documents, records, minutiae. It'd be like that scene in Scarface, they'd be sitting in their big leather chairs sniffing up tax records and canceled checks and receipts and invoices until their faces hit their desks.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 22, 2019 11:34 PM (9diux)
Tiffany. Tiffany. Where on earth did you go?
She is a Law student.
The punishment is in the process. Especially against his family members which I believe is what bothers Trump the most. I pray for him every day.
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:35 PM (nLmx8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: The Shiv at May 22, 2019 11:35 PM (TPROn)
Sorry to here this news
Hang in there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Breakfast at her place.
Posted by: Miklos, never seen the Big City at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (9InhI)
Damn that is bad, prayers out to you and Ulla.
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (/jZ6U)
Because they are stupid and lazy and don't know the first thing about the tax code they created.
They want smart people that understand the tax code and are being paid to try and find some superfluous discrepancy or loosely defined association with some Russian or whatever to have access to his tax returns. Then they can hand it all to CNN to run from now until 2020 declaring Trump is a modern day Al Capone.
Because that's the government we have elected for ourselves, a bunch of fat, lazy, larcenous functionally incompetent sh*t-slinging, dumbf*cks that are too friggin' stupid to understand the same codes they expect that actual working man to navigate on an annual basis such that they might steal the fruits of our labor to pass on to their own progeny that they might continue the same ruling class to lord over my daughter and my grandkids and their kids and on and on and on. Working us tirelessly like the modern day equivalent of state owned and controlled slaves to feed their ever-widening, never-sated, demonic maws.
Or something like that anyway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (oFlMR)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)
They asked for Tiffany's college credit card transactions.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
And we voluntarily pay taxes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (aKsyK)
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Persuasion isn't possible without logical thinkers. You are more than a job. You are not a failure. Peace, friend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)
you know were I not such a fast reader my mom would have snatched that away before I finished reading it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:40 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (PUmDY)
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My co-worker today observed that the same placement companies that loudly proclaim how much they stand up for and support the employees they place never actually bother to have anything to do with him after he's been placed with a company.
That would be aside from skimming a large chunk of money off of what the company we work for is paying in wages, of course.
Posted by: junior at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (aKsyK)
Because they are stupid and lazy and don't know the first thing about the tax code they created.
They want smart people that understand the tax code and are being paid to try and find some superfluous discrepancy or loosely defined association with some Russian or whatever to have access to his tax returns. Then they can hand it all to CNN to run from now until 2020 declaring Trump is a modern day Al Capone.
Because that's the government we have elected for ourselves, a bunch of fat, lazy, larcenous functionally incompetent sh*t-slinging, dumbf*cks that are too friggin' stupid to understand the same codes they expect that actual working man to navigate on an annual basis such that they might steal the fruits of our labor to pass on to their own progeny that they might continue the same ruling class to lord over my daughter and my grandkids and their kids and on and on and on. Working us tirelessly like the modern day equivalent of state owned and controlled slaves to feed their ever-widening, never-sated, demonic maws.
Or something like that anyway.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:36 PM (oFlMR)
Righteous rant, BC, and spot on.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (IDhUW)
God bless for the love and kindness for your Ulla.
Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (nLmx8)
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at May 22, 2019 11:42 PM (/jZ6U)
thing with retired folks orgies is they are a slow motion affair.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)
Let's face it, in the end we're all a cost to the MBAs. The secret to
survival is persuading them for one more day that it's more trouble than
it's worth to let you go and in the end I failed.
So what the fuck is an MBA?
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:43 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: David
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A gathering place that doesn't serve alcohol is fine by me -- but that "pub" in the Ireland District of the European Union is offensive in so many other ways --
"The Virgin Mary" -- why not the Muhammed? I mean, Muslims don't drink, Just put up a sign with The Prophet's image on it -- oh, wait --
A facsimile of Guinness? Why on earth would anyone aspire to make something almost as bad (or perhaps worse than) the worst beverage ever concocted?
Coffee poured from a beer tap? If that's not bad enough (and it is) the cream is already in the coffee when it comes out of the tap??
What else does this "Irish" "pub" feature? A jukebox with bands covering Thin Lizzy and Gary Moore songs?
Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 11:44 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 22, 2019 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:45 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:45 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:46 PM (PUmDY)
To bed, sick of life.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:33 PM (X3lUd)
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I had the same perspective just under three years ago, 25 years in corporate IT jobs. Reliable but unpredictable, until it wasn't.
Then I got my mind straight, started my own business, and now I bill the bastards more than I ever "made" working for them.
I used to feel like a serf. Today I feel like a predator.
I don't know your situation, and I don't usually bother to give non-sexual ONT advice, but it can be done.
Best of luck.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:46 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (K22Va)
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Are you still here tonight, I have a local knowledge question for you...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Sorry, was off looking for a truck. What's the question?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (CDGwz)
Why do they want PDT's tax records so fucking bad?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:17 PM (tH5fk)
They want to see what his income has been so that they can accuse him of lying about being a billionaire. Some actually believe that to be a billionaire, you have to earn a billion dollars a year.Plus, they will get some CPA "tax expert" that will say that Trump took deductions that he shouldn't have taken. Of course, that CPA will know nothing about the reasons for Trump actually getting those deductions because Trump had some Wall Street CPA firm and white shoe law firm actually do the tax returns and they know every damn deduction and loophole known to man and the IRS
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (fdTrp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:41 PM (PUmDY)
As seen on internet so must be true.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 11:51 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:51 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:50 PM (CDGwz)
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We were up in your neck of the woods last weekend- beautiful and hospitable as always...
Visited the Sierra Nevada Compound over in Mills River, have you been?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:52 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (PUmDY)
Unfortunately, they're like California voters. They'll head off to another company, and drive it into the ground too.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ETHQn)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (9InhI)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (tH5fk)
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Not sure about that.
I have friends in Hungary, who went there from Iraq and Iran, and consider themselves good Shia Moslems.
They tell me that the prohibition on alcohol is the same as in the Jewish/Christian holy books-don't be a drunkard.
At which point they cuss out the crazy Wahabis and the lunatic Shia in Iran.
And then we have another round of beer or wine or whatever, and talk about what to cook.
Posted by: Abu ben Miklos, long may my tribe increase at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 10:06 PM (cF8AT)
A non-crime, if it's a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: dartist
Misguided Business Analyst
Mighty Big Asshole
Misogynistic Butt Analyzer
Posted by: Sock Monkey The jagular is ready to pounce at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (SFAmF)
It pretty much explains it all.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (oFlMR)
Well, hell, Creepy Porn Lawyer has been indicted again, this time for defrauding Stormy! Something about forging her signature to transfer her money to him.
It seems like he defrauded and stole from just about every client he had.
CPL is a clinical psychopath, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 22, 2019 11:54 PM (NMAzL)
So, that Grown in Washington product IS people!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2019 11:55 PM (xuyej)
Posted by: Miklos, from the Urban Dictionary at May 22, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Visited the Sierra Nevada Compound over in Mills River, have you been?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Damn near everyone I know has...but not me. Just haven't made the time. All descriptions are that it is very cool place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:55 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ETHQn)
They are California voters, yet they are disliked in California. Don't they have to have security to take their little buses to work.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (CDGwz)
I wish I could disagree with even one word you wrote there, but it's all verifiably correct!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 11:57 PM (AZxMX)
Never go full Irish.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:53 PM (tH5fk)
Oh, go on, live a little, it'll be fun.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:57 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
That's where the leg dancing starts.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:58 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Miklos, shouting to the Hill People at May 22, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)
California. Don't they have to have security to take their little buses
to work.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 22, 2019 11:56 PM (Rz2Nc)
You might be right, though, the more I think about it, the more I like the thought of a plague of former Google employees driving other tech sector companies into the ground.
Big tech could use an enema.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (ETHQn)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Miklos, making argument to Authori-tie at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos
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Can't do that, it's like crossing the beams.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (CDGwz)
That's where the leg dancing starts.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 11:58 PM (tH5fk)
Anyone remember the Irish tap dancers sharing the floor with a group of black tap dancers? In the 90s I think. It was a fun contrast of the two styles.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:02 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: dartist at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (K22Va)
A small town in Oklahoma along the Arkansas River is under mandatory evacuation because some runaway barges are headed for a dam that will cause catastrophic flooding if breached. The police are telling people who refuse to evacuate to write their names and identifying information on their arms.
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Miklos, on the washboard at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
We're doomed. They mean to wreck America-that-is & construct something that wears its skin.
Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)
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TNAA
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 22, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)
Creepy damn things.
I have acronymphobia.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 12:04 AM (QzJWU)
The punishment is in the process. Especially against his family members which I believe is what bothers Trump the most. I pray for him every day.
Posted by: Requiem
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I hope those kids come back for revenge. I actually might not mind a Trump dynasty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 12:05 AM (9diux)
My heartfelt condolences on the loss of Ulla, but even though you were there for her all the way, I know there is a hole in your heart. I sincerely hope things turn around for you.
~H
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 12:05 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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Damn near everyone I know has...but not me. Just haven't made the time. All descriptions are that it is very cool place.
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Its as if Disney built a brewery... but my real question was this-
The wife said , "its really like they spared no expense", and I snarked "If we had a family owned business in Cali we would be doing the same thing ...".
I've just been wondering if that was close to true, I suspect it was.
I bet they shift the headquarters there soon if they haven't financially already.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 12:06 AM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Miklos Schumpeter, creative destructor at May 23, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: mnw at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (Cssks)
And they'll be invoking their righteousness throughout the destruction they inflict upon us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 12:07 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:08 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:08 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, who apparently learned everything rong at May 23, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 10:28 PM (fTySa)
Couldn't see the pictures. Brave blocks a lot of sites like that, that are full of evil cruft.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:09 AM (7njPr)
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Hey Miklos, you might know the answer to this.
I was looking at a cocktail book today and came across a recipe for a drink that called for something called Beres Eszencia that was added a bit like vermouth or Lillet, which is to say just a few drops in the cocktail.
Any ideas as to what the hell that is or how it might be obtained?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2019 12:09 AM (oFlMR)
Posted by: The Acronym Police at May 23, 2019 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiaKsQrb_e0
Posted by: Miklos, on the washboard at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
I can't access youtube on this device
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Yoko Ono at May 23, 2019 12:11 AM (hjaPQ)
You must have a very capacious ass, to be pulling all those numbers out of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:12 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:03 AM (9WuX0)
See, this is proper police procedure in the face of the combination of disaster and human intransigence.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:13 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2019 12:13 AM (0MVr3)
https://youtu.be/4t0I10eMoJU
Posted by: Kindltot
Didn't know that the opioid epidemic also affects the Cat-American Community.
Posted by: Miklos, mildly OTC anesthetized at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Secret Square at M
you know, that is stupid.
you want to stay you get to stay, freedom and all that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Yes, I know the Beres Csepp.
Give me a moment.
Posted by: Miklos, knowing the Zwack family, but that's different at May 23, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:15 AM (PUmDY)
They do get to stay -- provided they leave some way of identifying their bodies if they get drowned.
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (9WuX0)
You guys know better.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 22, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
What's wrong with Canada, now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Secret Square at M
why should the have to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:18 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
It is not an order. It is a request.
"Please save us the cost of mulitple DNA tests to figure out what name to put on the box."
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2019 12:18 AM (hSQmw)
Big tech could use an enema.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 23, 2019 12:01 AM (ETHQn)
My understanding is SF blames Silicon Valley employees for the high housing price.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:18 AM (Rz2Nc)
Common courtesy to the cops and rescue personnel that will be cleaning up the bodies!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 23, 2019 12:19 AM (AZxMX)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos, shouting to the Hill People
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Abbreviated Composition, Result Of Not Yacking Monotonously
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 12:20 AM (ta49A)
I've just been wondering if that was close to true, I suspect it was.
I bet they shift the headquarters there soon if they haven't financially already.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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I can't say. It's worth noting that, as far as I know, the brewery is outside of Asheville. No thinking person wants their business subject to the city council.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:21 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Secret Square at M
why should the have to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Interesting, I read it more as a guideline and warning, which makes sense to me. Like, saying,"do as you like, but you'll likely die" and then of course, the individuals should have the freedom to follow the directions or not.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:22 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:09 AM (7njPr)
You're lucky. Too attractive is not her problem.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)
Tranwich. Made with genuine organic tofu. Comes in four yummy flavors, including kale, arugula, brewer's yeast, and spirulina. Spread on squares of quinoa bread . The perfect hors d'oeuvres to accompany your next cosmo or appletini brunch!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:22 AM (0OWcv)
freedom is risky.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2019 12:23 AM (aA3+G)
Harley, passed in Oct. 2009. He's buried outside of the Gun Room window, where I can watch over him.
Still brings tears. He really was the best cat, ever.
My condolences to you brother, on your loss.
It rends our very souls, it does.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at M
whoever made the initial comment said it was mandatory.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Crazi Mazie? The cloud of stupidity that trails around behind Democrats is stunning. It is just boggling that people vote for these idiots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 23, 2019 12:24 AM (w7U7L)
What's wrong with Canada, now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:16 AM (7njPr)
I'm going to guess Trudeau and a fashion statement of sorts.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 23, 2019 12:26 AM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 12:26 AM (9diux)
She didn't take up politics until she got too hagged out to give handies to drunken 60-year-old merchant sailors at the family "bath house".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:27 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: mnw
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It's what they do. Unable to structure anything successful on their own, they attach themselves like leeches, and suck the blood out of the host.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:28 AM (CDGwz)
OK
I want to be careful, because there are three (3) Beres things of potential interest.
One is the sexy sexy fitness guru-ess from Hungary named Beres.
Another is a kind of Health Drink, called Beres Csepp (Beres Drops). Apparently it comes in several new flavors, but it is not a cocktail ingredient.
The Beres Eszencia is a kind of wine, from Tokay, in north -east Hungary (actually in Slovakia too, Trianon borders are not according to the grapes).
Eszencia is a new marketing way of describing a particular vintage. The old way is by "Putonyos"-how many bushels of grapes to make one barrel.
This type can only be harvested when the weather is right-late ripening, the grapes even begin to shrivel before the first frost.
For purpose of cocktail, well, it will be very sweet.
Posted by: Miklos, former wine dealer and maker at May 23, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)
CPL in a blonde wig, black bustier, and Go-Go boots hurts my imagination.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (XpE8U)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (IDhUW)
Hadrian, sorry about the pet.
Jim ain't it the truth? Tango the cat died in September 2017. Haven't been able to think of getting another one.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 12:31 AM (9diux)
Posted by: University of Miklos at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu
SWWFAC *nods head solemnly in agreement*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:32 AM (IDhUW)
For what it's worth, my cats both seemed to know when it was their time, and each seemed at peace with it in their own way -- which, of course, didn't make my world any better for their loss. But it was (and is) a consolation.
Be well.
Posted by: FireHorse at May 23, 2019 12:33 AM (ta49A)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:33 AM (9InhI)
Posted by: Fidel, Justin's BabyDaddy at May 23, 2019 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (miE9U)
From the start of his career to age 40, Bob Dylan played 489 live shows.
From age 40-50, he played 481, bringing the total to 970.
From age 50-60, he played 1015(!), bringing the total to 1985.
I knew he had played more live shows after turning 50 than before, but I didn't know he more than doubled his pre-50 total in 10 years.
He's not resting on his laurels, that's for sure.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu
SWWFAC *nods head solemnly in agreement*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
See? The Village Voice pioneered the business model, now gone. Gotta execute.
Posted by: Miklos from the "but we invented that" team at May 23, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
But reading the story, I thought I recalled another quite like it; sure enough, this Brit has a similar tale
(2017, metro.uk)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2xmhexz
And considering one of her previous jobs was as a lap dancer and she has 8 kids, I'd say talking her out of her knickers is not the hardest job on Earth.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2019 12:37 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: rickl
One must first have laurels.
*executes the Bluto Blutarsky on the nearest folk singer*
Posted by: Miklos, future Senator at May 23, 2019 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
It's hard to let the little furbazoids go after they've carved out a spot in our hearts. The last two kitties I lost made it to 18 and 20 respectively, but it wasn't any easier when they went. Current ones are about 8. Thought long and hard before getting them, and when they go I don't think I'll get any more, so as not to leave any orphans behind. I can only imagine it's harder for them than it is for us, since they have no way of understanding where their people went.
With respect to the HR bint: when Apple first got big enough that they were forced to hire HR people to deal with the paperwork bullshit, Steve Jobs was interviewing a candidate for head of HR. His first statement to her: "I've never met one of you people who didn't suck."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:38 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (miE9U)
566 OK, I'm done counting for the night, but here's what I have so far:
From the start of his career to age 40, Bob Dylan played 489 live shows.
From age 40-50, he played 481, bringing the total to 970.
From age 50-60, he played 1015(!), bringing the total to 1985.
I knew he had played more live shows after turning 50 than before, but I didn't know he more than doubled his pre-50 total in 10 years.
He's not resting on his laurels, that's for sure.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:35 AM (sdi6R)
Goodnight qdpsteve.
And Bob Dylan isn't dumb, he's making actual money for himself now.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:39 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:40 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2019 12:41 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
She could be the Urban Dictionary photo for "butterface".
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 12:41 AM (P1f+c)
I read that he hasn't been off the road for more than two weeks since 1988 or thereabouts, except for one stretch in the hospital.
Like his music or not, that's some impressive stamina for a 77 year old guy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:42 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
You've got to serve somebody
Posted by: The IRS at May 23, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:43 AM (9InhI)
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 12:41 AM (P1f+c)
Absolutely, text book definition.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:45 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 12:45 AM (9WuX0)
.....
Many thanks!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2019 12:45 AM (oFlMR)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:46 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:46 AM (9InhI)
I love how the supremacy clause is only operative when the Left controls the Executive branch.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 23, 2019 12:47 AM (ETHQn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2019 12:47 AM (aKsyK)
I wanted to says thanks for your advice the other night.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: The IRS at May 23, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
I'd rather the cash be between us, than record company, manager, radio station. Sure, they still get at cut, but mine and your's is bigger.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:50 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bobby Z. at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (IDhUW)
No problem. May I embarrassingly ask what advice was that?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:40 AM (RuIsu)
S'ad. I had s'o much fun with the apos'trophes'.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Secret Square
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Jeebers, weren't they just hit recently?
Posted by: Bobby Z. at May 23, 2019 12:52 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 12:50 AM (sdi6R)
Well, we get them with some regularity here in Alberta, and I know that there have been some in Ontario, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:49 AM (IDhUW)
No problem. May I embarrassingly ask what advice was that?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:51 AM (Rz2Nc)
My paraphrase of what you said is, "let them know they are not friend zoned just because you don't give out favors lightly."
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: rickl
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A lot of vintage Oldsmobiles out there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (xSo9G)
They can occur anywhere, but the geographical conditions in the U.S. Midwest are ideal. Basically, a warm moist heat reservoir in the Gulf of Mexico, cold Arctic air from Canada, and nothing but flat in between to keep them from mixing it up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)
Wasn't there a Peter Pan movie where Captain Hook shouts,"I have an apostrophe!" and Mr. Smee looks at him for a moment and says, "I think you mean an epiphany?"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:57 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:57 AM (9InhI)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (IDhUW)
Ok, I absolutely recall that now, I'm glad that worked out, I would absolutely stand by that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 12:58 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 12:54 AM (0OWcv)
There must have been some pretty exotic weather back in the Cretaceous Period when there was an inland seaway extending from the Gulf of Mexico clear to the Arctic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 12:58 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 12:59 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 01:00 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 12:57 AM (9InhI)
Petey Buttgiggle will say it's nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:00 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 01:00 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)
Weren't there Twelve Apostrophes?
L'Peter, M'atth'U, Lu'ook, and the others?
*flips through pages of FBI's Jehovah's Witness Protection Program*
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Well, hell, Creepy Porn Lawyer has been indicted again, this time for defrauding Stormy! Something about forging her signature to transfer her money to him.
It seems like he defrauded and stole from just about every client he had.
CPL is a clinical psychopath, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
He was part of a race team in IMSA for a few years. He, you'd be surprised to learn, defrauded the team on his way out. This guy is special.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2019 01:02 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
Now this is cool as all H E Double Toothpicks
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:04 AM (IDhUW)
http://tinyurl.com/y568f5w2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:04 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 23, 2019 01:02 AM (HCqAo)
Kind of surprising he is still alive. Sooner or later, people like that tend to die of stealing shit from people who have no compunctions about killing thieves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:05 AM (7njPr)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
Now this is cool as all H E Double Toothpicks
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, I think I broke protocol.
The right answer, of course, is, "slap a hot iron to it"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: publius
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Curiously, this was obvious to everyone but the media.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:07 AM (xSo9G)
So I'm up late in a stupid hotel room and there's a new one on. Butchers. They're going to compete at butchering.
I'll watch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:09 AM (FG+bw)
So I'm up late in a stupid hotel room and there's a new one on. Butchers. They're going to compete at butchering.
I'll watch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:09 AM (FG+bw)
Are you asking for an intervention?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:10 AM (IDhUW)
So they can attack everyone associated with him.
Never ending attacks.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 23, 2019 01:11 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 01:11 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:12 AM (FG+bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
No, it was seriously Kool
*lights cig, but not an actual Kool*
A Hordero/ista asks for more info.
Sorry, about what?
Oh, I knew that. Whatever it was.
THE HORDE KNOWS ALL
Posted by: Miklos, happy that the Horde is not the Borg at May 23, 2019 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
I'll watch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:09 AM (FG+bw)
Is this the episode with Hannibal Lechter breaking down the long pig?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2019 01:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Why?
When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 01:15 AM (Rz2Nc)
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Execute! That escalated quickly! Surely we can work this out!
FTW?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Pudding cups are for closers.
Posted by: Glengarry, GlenMiklos at May 23, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
I also loved the shooty competition show.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 23, 2019 01:19 AM (FG+bw)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 01:20 AM (9InhI)
Posted by: Miklos, one eyed blind monk playing possum at May 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Why?
When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 01:15 AM (Rz2Nc)
I think he is complimenting the Horde.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:21 AM (IDhUW)
When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
I made an observation that something was nice.
It was, and cool. I personally forget anything here as soon as I leave it. It's good when you can help, and that was Kool (OK I will buy a pack of Kools tomorrow, but people won't be puttin' 'em out on my hardwood floors)..
Posted by: Miklos, Trading Places at May 23, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:23 AM (CDGwz)
Jim
The tenderizing marinade is stupid easy.
Posted by: Miklos, identifying as Samoan at May 23, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rickl
Believe it or not, the country that gets the most tornadoes per area (albeit minor ones) is The Netherlands.
The midwest USA is "Tornado Alley" because of intensity, not frequency.
Posted by: mikeski at May 23, 2019 01:24 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:25 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:21 AM (IDhUW)
628 Why?
When she clarified I instantly recalled, I just went from my experience. I'm married to the woman I was in the situation with.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
I made an observation that something was nice.
It was, and cool. I personally forget anything here as soon as I leave it. It's good when you can help, and that was Kool (OK I will buy a pack of Kools tomorrow, but people won't be puttin' 'em out on my hardwood floors)..
Posted by: Miklos, Trading Places at May 23, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Thanks you two. I remember things I hand write, not type. The horde is awesome.
I'm off to bed.
Goodnight all!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 23, 2019 01:26 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:28 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 01:29 AM (9InhI)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 23, 2019 01:29 AM (BsCoj)
Pudding cup?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Google, Amazon and AceCorp are pleased to announce a strategic marketing and personal data sharing alliance, for your convenience.
Window or door delivery?
We are right outside, so hurry up.
Posted by: MiklosCorp, a Proud Partner of WeNoU at May 23, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
I've never understood the mechanics of tornadoes. Hot air plus cold air equals mad twirling wind.
I need to see it in miniature in a laboratory.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 01:33 AM (9diux)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 23, 2019 01:34 AM (9WuX0)
I need to see it in miniature in a laboratory.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Real life is better,
Munchkins 'n stuff. Cool socks. Poppies.
Posted by: Miklos, behind the curtain at May 23, 2019 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Master of the wind and wave,
With mercy now look down on us
In You we put our faith and trust.
Be with your people and your creation, give everyone in danger's path, the strength, wisdom, and grace they need at this time.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:35 AM (IDhUW)
After listening to the speaker of the house this morning it is apparent to me she cannot hold her wolves back.
Posted by: Sherpa_k2
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Trump ought to rib her more about that. He ought to start inviting AOC and Ilhan Omar to all the meetings he has with Nancy. He ought to have long discussions with them and then turn to Nancy and say, "So, that's how it's going to be." He ought to refer to AOC and Ilhan as the leaders of the Congressional Democrats. Just ignore Nancy until she wails for attention.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 01:36 AM (9diux)
Posted by: Sherpa
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The Dems started playing serious footsie with the Left in the 60's. They found them useful. Over time, they have infested the party and the media, now, Democrats are reaping what they have have sown.
Unfortunately, we are being dragged into the pit with them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Dorothy Bandersnatch at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (FG+bw)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:39 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Miklos, slowly heading to Mepkin at May 23, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Keeping tuned in here in the St. Louis AO.
Seems that the line of storms will pass through here at around 3am or so.
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (xSo9G)
The failure of Trump and his administration to do *anything* of importance in squelching this unbelievable and outrageous irresponsibility of "sanctuary" - not even to make any effort to properly fix and demonize and politicize it at the congressional level - is incredibly damaging.
Then again, city and state electorates, and "law enforcement""public servants" willing to tolerate and implement these policies, effectively signal the end of the country, and the civic culture.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:42 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:43 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Dorothy Bandersnatch
Did you ever meet when they all met and there was so much and also so little and we looked and we saw and the words were not words, but ideas about words
Posted by: Miklos, editing Kerouac's unfinished manuscript at May 23, 2019 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:45 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Secret Square
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My best friend lives there. I have gotten txts about the weather like "here we go again" from him all this week, but cant get him on the phone tonight. He is smart and prepared, but this one worries me.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 01:46 AM (9dQxE)
Yep.
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)
653 Mike,
Yep.
Posted by: SMH
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Okay. Good.
In my world, we call this pithy.
Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at May 23, 2019 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:46 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:47 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: rd at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (EK+Pw)
Trump is fighting on so many fronts. I think the amount of work he has accomplished with the opposition he faces is incredible.
I think he knows the importance of the issue and is working on remedies. Wasn't one of his ideas thwarted by one of his outgoing staff just recently?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Castillian at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (FG+bw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:42 AM (xSo9G)
Even a basement isn't truly safe, if the storm should lift the house right off its foundation. You really need a safe room, with a solid roof overhead, that is tied into the walls and floor so that a tornado cannot pull it loose.
Or else a tank parked in your yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:48 AM (7njPr)
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We should all be writing daily letters of support and encouragement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:49 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
gotta say, AlaBAMA, you got balls for showing up tonight.
the crime scene cleaners were here all day, and just left a couple hours ago.
have you been booked yet?
but no worries, you of all people can get away using the Yoko defense.
last night's ONT is all the proof you need.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 23, 2019 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rd at May 23, 2019 01:51 AM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 01:51 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 23, 2019 01:51 AM (BsCoj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:52 AM (IDhUW)
There's accusations of fraudulent conduct on the part of the hosting provider's executives, and accusations that they were also employed by their upstream provider and abused their positions to arrange sweetheart deals for their own business.
Big, convoluted mess.
I'll be trying to find a new home for moronhorde.com and may be rebuilding from scratch as soon as this weekend.
So glad I didn't register the domain name through them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)
Uh, Larry. She *will* absolutely stick with that, with total impunity - political, legal, social. Your sarcasm merely highlights *your* disconnection from reality. Is O'Connor stupid? He thinks "shaming" public officials over outrageous and even lethal behavior is still feasible? Where has he been?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 01:55 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 01:55 AM (9InhI)
P.S. Saw some "footage" from Jefferson City, lots of little debris in the floodlight.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 01:56 AM (RuIsu)
https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/05/22/
texas-gotopless-party-120-arrests/
Wow. I always thought of Galveston as a sedate oil town.
<grin>
Posted by: lurk at May 23, 2019 01:57 AM (/sJCA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)
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can we dox, stalk, twatter lynch mob, or otherwise make their lives a living hell?
asking for a friend.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 01:58 AM (4YZji)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at May 23, 2019 01:58 AM (BsCoj)
There's accusations of fraudulent conduct on the part of the hosting provider's executives, and accusations that they were also employed by their upstream provider and abused their positions to arrange sweetheart deals for their own business.
Big, convoluted mess.
I'll be trying to find a new home for moronhorde.com and may be rebuilding from scratch as soon as this weekend.
So glad I didn't register the domain name through them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 01:54 AM (0bu2O)
Sorry to hear that. I hope your work goes well and you are able to rebuild.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 01:59 AM (IDhUW)
And I did drill and tap for a grease zerk, and it does take grease, woo-hoo! And I serviced the rear brake, and replaced the brake hose, too. That corner is now done, save for brake bleeding, which I will do all together.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 01:59 AM (7njPr)
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Like Schiff's ceaseless "There's an ongoing criminal investigation" about Mueller.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:00 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Since it's late...
Did you ever meet Mr Spillane? It seems you know a few people.
I met him at Murrells Inlet when he lived there, but I was too young and stupid to ask anything sensible.
I remember him saying "I write...they pay me. I need the money!"
It was considered as I understood to be a joke, but it encouraged me to begin writing books too, many years later.
Posted by: Miklos, still combining the best of youth, age, and inexperience, in a nice cynical way at May 23, 2019 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 23, 2019 02:00 AM (IDhUW)
Lion King 2: Simba's Pride In the enchanting follow up to Disney's 1994 animated classic, Simba rules the pride with his lioness mate, Nala, but has problems keeping up with his headstrong daughter Kiara. A \Romeo and Juliet' subplot has Kiara falling for Kovu.
/mini-rant off
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (9InhI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 01:37 AM (CDGwz)
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on the upside, it makes targeting easier.
short range, aim center mass, just hold at ~ 3 feet AGL and Brownian motion will take care or the rest.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (4YZji)
Did you ever meet Mr Spillane? It seems you know a few people.
I met him at Murrells Inlet when he lived there, but I was too young and stupid to ask anything sensible.
I remember him saying "I write...they pay me. I need the money!"
It was considered as I understood to be a joke, but it encouraged me to begin writing books too, many years later.
Posted by: Miklos
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I wish. I have family down there, but certainly never met Spillane. I just fell into this nic by accident, while quoting 'One Lonely Night'. I've felt a little odd about it, but nics are sticky things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (CDGwz)
asking for a friend.
No point, they're pretty much fucked as it is. I'll be surprised if they survive as a business.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Oh baby
Together we will defy ALL the rayciss White mens laws of gravity and physics an all such
You be safe under me
Posted by: Tank "Stacy" Abrams at May 23, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
/mini-rant off
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (ufFY
They going to have a Gay Pride of lions?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 02:05 AM (7njPr)
No, there has been no serious response to "sanctuary" idiocy even considered. The laughable DOJ lawsuit against CA SB54 - that's it.
The Chinese may not be able to wait out Trump, but certain domestic enemies have a much better shot at it. They've effectively made it through the first term, already.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 02:06 AM (QDnY+)
And it's a disgrace that when there is still severe weather the Weather Channel goes to reruns.
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 02:02 AM (9InhI)
The Weather Channel used to be very good - and useful - until they got all SJW and started pushing the Global Warming bullshit. I think that was the time John Coleman (I think) sold it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 23, 2019 02:06 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tank "Stacy" Abrams at May 23, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
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is that a molotov cocktail on your engine deck, of just a grease fire ignited by nylons rubbing together?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 02:07 AM (4YZji)
"Get 'woke', go broke." -- John Ringo
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 02:07 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Heh
Since you aren't new here, you should know better than to tempt the Morons with terms like "sticky".
Posted by: Tank at May 23, 2019 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 02:08 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2019 02:07 AM (4YZji)
Tank Abrams in corduroy slacks would sound like a steam locomotive pulling a steep grade.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 02:09 AM (7njPr)
It was considered as I understood to be a joke, but it encouraged me to begin writing books too, many years later.
Posted by: Miklos
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Well, I've linked to this before, and you have probably seen it, scroll down to the 'Community Reviews', look for one by 'Lyn"
http://tinyurl.com/y4wlr858
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:10 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 23, 2019 02:11 AM (QDnY+)
Bought by IBM.
Go figure (I had to learn they phrase from New Jersey guys, nobody in the Carolinas would say it, but it's a good phrase).
Posted by: Miklos, your disappointing excuse for a Mexican Weathergirl at May 23, 2019 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:12 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:12 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 02:13 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2019 02:03 AM (CDGwz)
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Amen. Mine started over a decade ago when my (then) wife said " I thought thought this was going to be a 'man-cave', its more like a f'in Bunker"... and I just went with that.
Yet I haven't lived in the 'burbs for 3 yrs.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 02:15 AM (9dQxE)
If you come across any account of interactions with Hungarians (some fought with the Red Army) please note, and I thank you in advance (not a joke, more play on words).
Posted by: Miklos, from Tolbuhin Korut at May 23, 2019 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 23, 2019 02:16 AM (9dQxE)
Graham made an interesting observation tonight, "No Democrat candidate stands a chance of winning the nomination if they do not call for the impeachment of President Trump."
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And they're going to cheat their faces off in the general election. Is election fraud going to be the next illegal immigration? Something Republican voters scream about for years while the GOPers chump along?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 23, 2019 02:19 AM (9diux)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2019 02:20 AM (7njPr)
Yeah, I can imagine. Probably not just tornados, but monster hurricanes coming up that puppy.
Like all storms, tornadoes and hurricanes are basically just heat engines. Heat flows from a hot reservoir to a cold one and mechanical energy is extracted along the way. The temperature differential is more important than the absolute temperature per se.
> I've never understood the mechanics of tornadoes. Hot air plus cold air equals mad twirling wind.
While there are still a lot of nuances that are under debate/research, at a fundamental level it's the same process as when you pull the plug in the bathtub or flush the toilet. If a layer of dense air winds up on top of a layer of less-dense air (for instance, by being blown in fast enough that the less-dense air can't "get out of the way"), it wants to sink and the less-dense air wants to rise, just as the dense water in the tub or toilet wants to sink.
If this happens slowly, sort of a slow mixing process, nothing much happens except that the any moisture in the warm air will condense out as it cools, and will fall as rain or appear as fog.
If the temperature difference is enough that the rising/sinking becomes too rapid for normal diffusive mixing to occur, it starts rotating and you get a vortex.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 02:21 AM (0OWcv)
Keep the people of Jefferson City in your thoughts and prayers and the SJWs who make fun of that can just fuck right the hell off.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2019 02:23 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 02:26 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2019 02:28 AM (RuIsu)
Ernest: So what’s it about, Mick?
Bartender: Hey Mickey-who's payin'?
Mickey:the Kid, another Micky, he's got it.
Miklos: Sure I'll pay, and you know where it it came from. There's more.
Mickey: What’s it about, Ernie? It’s a Mike Hammer book. It’s about death and violence and about Mike taking it to those no good
Commie bastards like only he knows how.
Ernest: Please don’t call me Ernie, I’ve asked you before.
Miklos: Buy your own drinks. Your full of talk, just talk. We pay 100 American dollars per ear. For each Commie ear.
We'll take the first 100 as a deposit.
Mickey: The Kid gets it
Posted by: Miklos, and there's always a dame at May 23, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vendette at May 23, 2019 02:37 AM (9InhI)
After the fact, turns out we were all rather well-armed and prepared, but no matter how many are carrying, it won't stop a stray bullet. Better safe than sorry.
Let's hope Little League leads to better outcomes for our young participants.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 02:39 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: raimondo at May 23, 2019 02:43 AM (up0Cc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2019 02:45 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2019 02:54 AM (RU4sa)
You almost feel sorry for it.
...almost.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at May 23, 2019 03:10 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at May 23, 2019 03:11 AM (9TR2V)
"Your not good, so things keep not making things going your way. Sometimes it keeps saying Good Things, but making of the good things your thinking is just making Dumb Things.
Keep thinking Demoncrats! Bcause your going down, Republicans because you don't know Why!"
/Raimondo.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:18 AM (ppIpx)
-Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at May 23, 2019 03:11 AM (9TR2V)
"Destroying" the Ozone Layer is sooo 1984. Please show me where the Chloro-Fluoro-Carbons* (SP) touched you on This Doll... ----> Hot Air Forums.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:20 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 23, 2019 03:22 AM (f8dwL)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:26 AM (ppIpx)
...asking Joe Biden about it wouldn't be a Bad Idea. I don't know where Amash comes into play, but I've been Out of the Loop for awhile.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 03:35 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:35 AM (ppIpx)
I hate this crap. He's doing the same thing Obama did when he did those apology tours - apologizing on the behalf of other people.
Don't apologize on the behalf of other people unless a) they're your children or b) they work for you. Otherwise it's just cheap grace. You can bet your last dollar Tim Cook doesn't include himself personally when he talks about "my generation".
Cook makes my skin crawl. First he told people it was a "sin" not to use his platform to censor people he didn't like, and now this.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 23, 2019 03:36 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: tcn
I beg your pardon.
There is no basement in the Alamo.
Posted by: Miklos at May 23, 2019 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel at May 23, 2019 03:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Praying that you get some rest/respite.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:39 AM (ppIpx)
RE: Shitcago. It has always been a Democrat Hell and that shitty and its environs have turned the whole State into a Democrat Hell. And Democrats, being the Communists they are, never met a tax they didn't like (redistribution of wealth you know). And yet the assholes can not understand why working people are fleeing the State in droves. And who does that leave? The non-working FSA who pay no taxes and live off the State.
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 03:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Are there My Pillow gift certificates?
Posted by: Miklos, learning something new every day at May 23, 2019 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hi, I'm Miklos, and I like Italican *Hi Miklos* at May 23, 2019 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)
I am not sure but thinking raimondo's hash keeps changing.
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 03:52 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2019 03:54 AM (/UqeW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:56 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 03:56 AM (BbGew)
The droghte of Marche commentes hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich Valu-Rite licour,
Of which MoMe engendred is the flour;
Whan MisHum eek with his swete Yoko breeth
From alle playces , to ye Sefton they wend
Posted by: the Venerable Miklos at May 23, 2019 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 03:57 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:02 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:12 AM (ppIpx)
Not sure what a constant changing hash means, mine only changes when router gets turned off and happens maybe twice a year.
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)
PIXY assigns your hash based on your internet address. Read this article on how to configure a static intenet address qand yoir hash will never change regardless of router or othwer function.
https://tinyurl.com/yymexdda
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 04:15 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:17 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:23 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:26 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2019 04:28 AM (/UqeW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:28 AM (ppIpx)
Somewhat. The acute-ness of the back pain has lessened a bit. Feeling more in other places, but minor. I guess I will live!
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:31 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:34 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2019 04:43 AM (/UqeW)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:49 AM (BbGew)
Later. Good morning y'all. Back to sleep.
Posted by: JTB at May 23, 2019 04:50 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:51 AM (BbGew)
Skip...very cool. Never been to one...with my falling skills, I better not even attempt. Haha.
I'm out.
Have a sunny day, all. Going to be in the 70s today...YES! Bring it on.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 04:53 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:56 AM (BbGew)
I have always been the climbing guy at work so want to at least try it once.
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 04:59 AM (BbGew)
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2019 05:00 AM (BbGew)
Interesting...I will check it out later.
Have a great day
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 23, 2019 05:01 AM (ppIpx)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2019 05:24 AM (htgmn)
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 05:35 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2019 05:39 AM (htgmn)
Over half of college students agree that shouting speakers down is "always" or "sometimes" acceptable. At the same time, 83 percent of college students agree that using violence to end an event is "never acceptable."
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The last 100 years of our educational system has either been a complete, total, utter abject failure, or a roaring success. It just depends on who you ask.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 05:55 AM (EOEiY)
53% of women and a majority - and I suspect it's an overwhelming majority - of black students believe that people who disagree with them shouldn't have freedom of speech.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 23, 2019 05:58 AM (EOEiY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 06:15 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2019 06:17 AM (rGtm/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 06:19 AM (isI7q)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:21 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Availability Associationists at May 23, 2019 06:27 AM (uL22A)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)
Vic
Good morning.
Hate speech laws are clubs to silence the heretics. Us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
I think their main reasoning was that everybody had differing definitions what hate speech was.
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:32 AM (u82oZ)
Glad there was actual reasoning behind the ruling.
Otherwise, it would be a silly time to be alive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vic
Up to date additions to Hate Speech will be posted daily on your CNN App.
Get it today!!
Or else...
Posted by: Bruce at May 23, 2019 06:36 AM (8ikIW)
I thought that speech limits still fell under the Brandenburg doctrine. Only if there's an imminent danger of violence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 06:39 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 06:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:40 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 06:41 AM (oVJmc)
Our little local city in Kansas says I have to.
Uh, no. Asshole works for me, champ. I can not demand my wife call me anything specific, so why should you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
I thought that speech limits still fell under the Brandenburg doctrine. Only if there's an imminent danger of violence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 06:39 AM (X3lUd)
So-called "fighting words".
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2019 06:45 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: freaked at May 23, 2019 06:46 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:48 AM (u82oZ)
I have never seen it until now.
These revolutionary idiots make my head hurt.
The 1981 version of Diane Keaton was cute though.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt anti-communist at May 23, 2019 06:49 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2019 06:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: freaked at May 23, 2019 06:52 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: freaked at May 23, 2019 06:53 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 06:56 AM (FwN37)
And when will we see the DoEd back that up with a new policy regarding 'unsafe' school environments?
We will never stop this tide until these schools get their legs broken over their racist, facist bullshit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 06:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Colin at May 23, 2019 07:01 AM (lleh+)
And I give you the next Democrat to announce for President!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:02 AM (FwN37)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:02 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Colin at May 23, 2019 07:03 AM (lleh+)
The details were released by the Israel Prison Service following a year-long legal battle in which Im Tirtzu's Legal Division submitted a request for the information under the Freedom of Information Law.
The request was originally denied by the Prison Service, but following a court appeal filed by Im Tirtzu attorney Yaakov Cohen, the Prison Service was forced to release the information.
According to the details, terrorists serving time in Israeli prisons receive a special meal for the Islamic holidays of Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha, which includes a chicken dish costing 47 shekel per prisoner. In the year 2018 alone, the special holiday dishes for terrorists cost 540,000 shekels, and from 2008-2018, the cost has exceeded 6,500,000 shekels.
In addition, every prison cell contains a 480 shekel TV, and prisoners have access to workout machines, ping-pong table, backgammon, chess, checkers, and nearly unlimited newspapers and books.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:04 AM (FwN37)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:02 AM (aXucN)
Not sure. I am kinda out of the loop but this weekend I think I might get involved
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:05 AM (FwN37)
In some important ways, my generation has failed you. We spent too much time debating, too focused on the fight and not enough on progress.
I would have expected a Sodomite to say that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2019 07:06 AM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:05 AM (FwN37)
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By that I suppose you mean you'll be writing some checks?
When are the weddings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:07 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:10 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 23, 2019 07:11 AM (UdKB7)
When are the weddings?
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:07 AM (aXucN)
The Older one wants to get married sooner than later but buying a house is actually #1 on their list. The younger one is bidding her time. They own an apartment
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:11 AM (FwN37)
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Coming soon to a school near you USA
Posted by: MAGA at May 23, 2019 07:11 AM (Gn95F)
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2019 07:12 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:10 AM (aXucN)
Amazing isn't it? There is a left in Israel also. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:12 AM (FwN37)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (cuot+)
I'm astonished that the Israelis give terrorist a TV in every cell. We
don't do that here for prisoners, do we? In spite of my reputation here,
I really don't know anything about prison life.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:10 AM (aXucN)
Yes they do in the prisons.
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
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That's amazing. I had no idea.
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:16 AM (aXucN)
That said, it's not like you need a big screen in a prison cell. You're never that far away from it.
I suspect it's just lawfare, and its easier to give into it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:15 AM (aXucN)
I am 100% supportive of anything they want to do, and 99% out of the loop.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:19 AM (FwN37)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2019 07:20 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:25 AM (oVJmc)
yeah old news. We all saw the movie. And I take "Idiocracy" as gospel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:27 AM (FwN37)
THIS IS THE FIRST POST OF THURSDAY 23rd May/2019 MORNING REPORT...
Certified! by One N Pelosi two N Pelosi 3 N Pelosi.
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 07:30 AM (5IHGB)
that explains the clear-shell computer monitors I saw in a resale shop a while ago.
Huh.
The stuff ya learn, hangin' out here ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 07:30 AM (isI7q)
Another good reason to crack down on the colleges.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2019 07:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2019 07:32 AM (5g4Ek)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2019 07:27 AM (FwN37) "
Quite rightly !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2019 07:33 AM (isI7q)
Posted by: saf at May 23, 2019 07:33 AM (5IHGB)
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Never?
Posted by: MAGA at May 23, 2019 07:34 AM (Gn95F)
intenet address qand yoir hash will never change regardless of router or
othwer function.
https://tinyurl.com/yymexdda
Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2019 04:15 AM (mpXpK)
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