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Oh boy, it's the 6th Monday of the week. Be nice and carry on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:02 AM




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1 I guess I am the first one here

Posted by: Cicero Skip at May 18, 2019 09:04 AM (FIrEF)

2 morning all WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:06 AM (JFO2v)

3 Good morning, fine people. You too, horde.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4)

4 That "Loqueesha" trailer in the sidebar seems to have been taken down by copyright claim.

Posted by: Dan K. at May 18, 2019 09:07 AM (BmtOt)

5 Im getting better at not willowing myself.

Boker tov horde.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:08 AM (EZebt)

6 No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at May 18, 2019 09:08 AM (hjaPQ)

7 Someone's clock is off! Too much covfefe?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:08 AM (438dO)

8 Saturday traffic control class.

Good times

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2019 09:09 AM (mi3H0)

9 > No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

Your eggs are all dead and you'd murder my babies anyway, so why would I want to do that?

Plus you hit the wall hard about a decade ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2019 09:09 AM (0OWcv)

10 Willowed

An engineer (in Cal i think) said just drop all of the emissions and inspections. Put the money in a pool and buy cars that were worse (using roadside monitors) poluters. Would cost about 1 tenth the cost of current system.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

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That's a great idea. Just outright trade cheap used cars for the worst polluters. Oh, wait. Cash for clunkers made it so that there are no more cheap used cars.

Nevermind. Just buy them and say LOLGF.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:09 AM (EOEiY)

11 That hurts, grammie.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 18, 2019 09:09 AM (Yz3QC)

12 My buddy in NJ just got a letter saying he owes the state taxes from 2006.

He told them #LOLGF.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:09 AM (EZebt)

13 I was like, I hate all of you, and Im as pro-choice as a person can possibly be, said woman writer of Juno movie when getting thank you letter from her Catholic High School.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

14 No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.
Posted by: Alyssa Milano

..........

Don't worry! wasn't gonna!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:10 AM (438dO)

15 No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at May 18, 2019 09:08 AM (hjaPQ)

--

WTF? It's not like we're married.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:10 AM (EOEiY)

16 Usually I'm way the heck down in the comments at this time of the morning. Where the heck is everybody?

Posted by: Old Dude at May 18, 2019 09:10 AM (LGXGf)

17 Me, last thread #291:
Going for coffee and to plop some more fish in front of this cat.

It's a race: Will my tablet decide it's time for the first reboot of the day, or will there be a new thread, before I get back? Maybe both! Such a thrilling morning I'm having.


Answer: both.

I know it's always been a good thing to re-start Windows every now and then, clear out accumulated drivers and other crap. So glad my tablet now makes that a regular and frequent, if random, event.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:11 AM (NsI03)

18 Morning Horde. Off on vacation this am. Mr. NEC and I traveling to Iceland. 2 week trip where we drive Iceland. Meeting friends there and it's the first non group trip in years. Weather here is absolutely beautiful. Kind of sorry we're leaving for 50 degree days and 30 degree nights. Oh well.
I just know there will be perp walks while we're gone. Save me some pictures, especially if Brennan or Comey get handcuffed and booked.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2019 09:11 AM (N3JsI)

19 > No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

So this is different from normal how, exactly?

Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019 09:11 AM (0OWcv)

20 Hey, I think I coulda been first. I saw the sign then went below to see other comments. Now there only a few here.

But wtf. Morning all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 18, 2019 09:12 AM (OX6sG)

21 That "Loqueesha" trailer in the sidebar seems to have been taken down by copyright claim.

You can find it if you search on YouTube. It's actually pretty funny - white guy pretends to be a black female to dodge diversity hiring requirements at a radio station and becomes Detroit's favorite black woman.

You can imagine the shrieking the SJWs are doing about this.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2019 09:12 AM (6XLoz)

22 Morning everyone. Finally feeling better and I think this headcold is in its final days.

Our back door neighbor is at again, this time with a chainsaw. At this rate he may have that deck torn apart by Christmas. But seriously. Starting a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Saturday morning? Not cool.

Oh.. and it's raining.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 09:13 AM (dUJdY)

23 Posted by: never enough caffeine
...........

Umm.. you do know there's a lot of ice and barren landscapes and volcanic fissures, right?

Sorry.. but I have never understood why Icelanders stay there, much less why anyone would want to visit!

But have a nice trip!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:14 AM (438dO)

24 No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at May 18, 2019 09:08 AM (hjaPQ)



If any more states pass pro-life legislation Ally should just off herself for the cause. In fact, all lefties should realize that the country is turning into their worst nightmare and snuff it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:15 AM (sBUEE)

25 Dan K. #4:
That "Loqueesha" trailer in the sidebar seems to have been taken down by copyright claim.

And the two little boys with the baseball bat video wouldn't run for me last night.

The Internet is in complete collapse, I tellz ya.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:15 AM (NsI03)

26 Chi-Town. Still beautiful areas to be seen and hot springs. To the Icelandic people it's home. Why would they leave?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2019 09:16 AM (N3JsI)

27 My husbands cousin visited Iceland last year. She loved it. Have fun NEC!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 09:16 AM (dUJdY)

28 A slice of pecan pie for breakfast.

Sometimes ya gotta keep it simple.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2019 09:16 AM (Z+IKu)

29 Morning Horde. Off on vacation this am. Mr. NEC and I traveling to Iceland. 2 week trip where we drive Iceland. Meeting friends there and it's the first non group trip in years. Weather here is absolutely beautiful. Kind of sorry we're leaving for 50 degree days and 30 degree nights. Oh well.
I just know there will be perp walks while we're gone. Save me some pictures, especially if Brennan or Comey get handcuffed and booked.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2019 09:11 AM (N3JsI)


The place is a ripoff! Apparently it's not really made of ice.

Just lots of amazing and wonderful geologic conditions, friendly people, and wide open space. Hope you have a great time.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

30 Starting a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Saturday morning? Not cool.

Oh.. and it's raining.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 09:13 AM (dUJdY)

===

My neighbors are from a village in western China. They slaughter chickens at 7:30 am.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)

31 @18 Mr. NEC and I traveling to Iceland. 2 week trip where we drive Iceland.

I read that as drive TO Iceland. I was thinking damn!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:18 AM (JFO2v)

32 You can imagine the shrieking the SJWs are doing about this.

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I'm still unclear on how pretending to be a black woman on the radio is worse than pretending to be a black woman while reading to kids at the local library or selling Chips Ahoy cookies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (EOEiY)

33 Sorry.. but I have never understood why Icelanders stay there, much less why anyone would want to visit!

But have a nice trip!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:14 AM (438dO)

for the bananas

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (JFO2v)

34 Chi-Town. Still beautiful areas to be seen and hot springs. To the Icelandic people it's home. Why would they leave?
Posted by: never enough caffeine
............

I was being sarcastic.. have fun..

I have had enough cold for this year...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (438dO)

35 Joining you all by having a RockStar this morning. Wanted to see what the effect is after two months of little caffeine. If my head explodes...nah, that can't happpen, can it?

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (x/2Z8)

36 and rain! rain every friggin' day!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (438dO)

37 No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at May 18, 2019 09:08 AM (hjaPQ)


If any more states pass pro-life legislation Ally should just off herself for the cause. In fact, all lefties should realize that the country is turning into their worst nightmare and snuff it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:15 AM (sBUEE)


I don't really care what they do, as long as they park themselves along the coasts, and leave the rest of us alone.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (cY3LT)

38 Let me know when it's ok to start mowing. Must be 10AM somewhere.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (RuIsu)

39 rhennigantx. Originally wrote it that way and knew I would get crap from the horde about driving to Iceland.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (N3JsI)

40 Willowed...

298 BTW, see weepy Aussie lefties here:

https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/australia-election-day-2019/index.html

Yeah, I know, it's CNN, but Fox isn't covering this that well for some reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2019 08:59 AM (6XLoz)


Liberal National coalition - winning.

Sounds leftist right? Nope...center right party.

I always have to go look up what party names mean in former British colonies....

Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (cF8AT)

41 Starting a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Saturday morning? Not cool.

--

Chainsaws run on an 80/20 mix of gasoline and karma.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (EOEiY)

42 Just prompted myself to go back and look at the two boys and baseball bat again - still couldn't play it for some reason, but was able to download it and watch it.

Belated: Heh.

downloadtwittervideo.com/

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (NsI03)

43 Hey fappers. Ugh.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (ywNoU)

44 The place is a ripoff! Apparently it's not really made of ice.

Just lots of amazing and wonderful geologic conditions, friendly people, and wide open space. Hope you have a great time.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:17 AM (cY3LT)


And the women are known to dress as swans.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:21 AM (sBUEE)

45 @18 Mr. NEC and I traveling to Iceland. 2 week trip where we drive Iceland.
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I read that as drive TO Iceland. I was thinking damn!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:18 AM (JFO2v)


Same here, I was like, damn, that's some four wheelin' there. Wear your seatbelt and snorkel.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:21 AM (cY3LT)

46 The place is a ripoff! Apparently it's not really made of ice.

Just lots of amazing and wonderful geologic conditions, friendly people, and wide open space. Hope you have a great time.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:17 AM (cY3LT)


And the women are known to dress as swans.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:21 AM (sBUEE)


Just the one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:22 AM (cY3LT)

47 > The place is a ripoff! Apparently it's not really made of ice.

Early real estate marketing ploy. You know how a tiny, cramped apartment will be described as "cozy"? Like that.

Erik the Red (Leif Erikson's dad) allegedly discovered what is now Greenland, and thus had lots of parcels in the plat map, shall we say.

He started calling them "Iceland" and "Greenland" in an effort to divert emigrants from Iceland to his holdings in Greenland. "Nah, you don't want to go to ICEland. You want to go to GREENland."

Or so the story goes.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019 09:23 AM (0OWcv)

48 Good morning, fine people. You too, horde.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2019 09:06 AM


As The Ambassador for Lutefisk to The Horde, shouldn't you be, you know, like, ambassadoring?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2019 09:24 AM (DMUuz)

49 I don't really care what they do, as long as they park themselves along the coasts, and leave the rest of us alone.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (cY3LT)



But they won't leave us alone and they spread like a disease

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:24 AM (gUgXg)

50 Mr. NEC and I traveling to Iceland. 2 week trip where we drive Iceland.

That should be awesome. A definite bucket list tiem.. *checks sun dial* holy crap, you're at almost 19 hours of daylight right now, with the rest being dusk and dawn!

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (8ruUE)

51 > And the women are known to dress as swans.

They're also known to be very friendly to foreigners.

Goes back to them having a small gene pool with the associated problems, and thus an effort was made to extract DNA from any stranger who happened along.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (0OWcv)

52 My neighbors are from a village in western China. They slaughter chickens at 7:30 am.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)


I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure they're just having sex.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (cY3LT)

53 I have a feeling this is not going to be a good day.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (ywNoU)

54 Thick pepper bacon and French toast with maple syrup.

Moar coffee.

Posted by: Infidel at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (yBXUJ)

55 Irony.

Every single Democrat in N.H., the Live Free or Die State, stands for negative liberties, including confiscating your gun.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2019 09:26 AM (VkWRL)

56 TheQuietMan: In fact, all lefties should realize that the country is turning into their worst nightmare and snuff it happily relocate to Venezuela, N Korea, or Red China.

Fixed for niceness. Some of those lefties are my relations.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:26 AM (NsI03)

57 Huh. I hadn't seen the baseball video so I did a search on hooktube. This came up.

"Well Maxine Uncoved the Hammer ~ Maxwell's Silver Hammer #QAnon"

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=_bGSgtHTuuY

Short version:

Interview on Black Hollywood (or some nonsense)

Paraphrased - Obama has created and is leaving in place a database that has collected information on everyone. EVERYONE. Anyone who runs for president will have information in that database.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:26 AM (EOEiY)

58 Y'all using a VPN yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:27 AM (EOEiY)

59 We saw John Wick 3 last night.

Lots of shooting and fight scenes. Not a lot of story..

Still, was fun.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 18, 2019 09:27 AM (438dO)

60 Or so the story goes.
Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019 09:23 AM (0OWcv)


I hope the story is true.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:27 AM (cY3LT)

61 The place is a ripoff! Apparently it's not really made of ice.

Early real estate marketing ploy. You know how a tiny, cramped apartment will be described as "cozy"? Like that.

Erik the Red (Leif Erikson's dad) allegedly discovered what is now Greenland, and thus had lots of parcels in the plat map, shall we say.

He started calling them "Iceland" and "Greenland" in an effort to divert emigrants from Iceland to his holdings in Greenland. "Nah, you don't want to go to ICEland. You want to go to GREENland."

Or so the story goes.
Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019 09:23 AM (0OWcv)

Care to look at my rune stones?

Posted by: Scott Wolter no really at May 18, 2019 09:27 AM (GwY6O)

62 morning grammie!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 18, 2019 09:27 AM (KP5rU)

63 They're also known to be very friendly to foreigners.

Goes back to them having a small gene pool with the associated problems, and thus an effort was made to extract DNA from any stranger who happened along.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM


Well, that, and the fact that none of the local males are still vertical at closing time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2019 09:27 AM (DMUuz)

64 "Nah, you don't want to go to ICEland. You want to go to GREENland."

And then you arrive to settle your tract in VINland and...wait, there's no wine- and it's summer for about three minutes a year!

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 09:28 AM (n6bs1)

65 Yes, political doings everywhere...for the Italian-speaking morons:

http://tinyurl.com/y4kh4aqo

Pro-Salvini march in Milano

And yes, I blame Trump

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (W+kMI)

66 52 My neighbors are from a village in western China. They slaughter chickens at 7:30 am.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)


I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure they're just having sex.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (cY3LT)

With the chickens?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (ywNoU)

67 It seems to me N.H. is now basically Northern Massachusetts, and therefore indicative of nothing anymore.

Time was they were very independent- not anymore.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (VkWRL)

68 rhennigantx: I read that as drive TO Iceland. I was thinking damn!

"I don't see a problem here."
-Cory Booker or whoever it was said he drove to Hawaii

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (NsI03)

69 With the chickens?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM


Better them than me.

Posted by: The football at May 18, 2019 09:30 AM (DMUuz)

70 Greenland.

Obligatory link to Judy Collins, 'Farewell to Tarwathie'

http://tinyurl.com/y2d3tns7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2019 09:30 AM (CDGwz)

71 Goes back to them having a small gene pool with the associated problems

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Part of those problems are a tendency towards beauty, though. Like in little WV dead-ends where no one has any prospects and you see more than a few strikingly attractive women at the local Piggly Wiggly.

The best looking football players and cheerleaders graduate high school, stay trapped, have kids, and they stay trapped. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:30 AM (EOEiY)

72 My neighbors are from a village in western China. They slaughter chickens at 7:30 am.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:18 AM (EZebt)


I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure they're just having sex.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (cY3LT)

With the chickens?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (ywNoU)


Sure, why not.

Posted by: John Waters at May 18, 2019 09:30 AM (cY3LT)

73 "I don't see a problem here."
-Cory Booker or whoever it was said he drove to Hawaii
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (NsI03)

He also claims to have touched a vajayjay. I doubt both claims.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

74 I was reading up on that Gibson's Bakery suing the execrable Oberlin College and Raimondo chick (Dean of Students?). I hope the verdict drains OC dry. Like bone powdering-level, total disintegration, can't recover from dry. I didn't know much about the actual case, but it seems Raimondo and the OC students caused mass havoc for Gibson's because the owner's son caught a black student trying to buy liquor with a fake ID, then shoplift. When confronted, black student other a couple other black students proceeded to pound the owner's son outside the store. All hell broke loose as Oberlin's Raimondo and others decided "racially charged!!" and sought to bring Gibson's to its knees for daring to challenge a fake ID carrying, shoplifting black student. The black students were charged with a misdemeanor and all pled guilty, including reading statements that they were in the wrong and that the incident was not based on race. Still, Oberlin tried to ruin Gibson's and didn't care one bit about the facts in the case. May they DIAF.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (JoUsr)

75 Speaking of vacations, if all goes well, I will be headed to England in July to see the Royal International Air Tattoo, their biggest airshow, with air forces from around the world taking part. In addition to London, I plan on a few days in Portsmouth to see the HMS Victory, the D-Day museum, and also re-visit the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Izzlo)

76 I'm. Too sexy fah mah ho.
Too. Sex. E.

Posted by: Cory Booker, Confirmed Heterosexual at May 18, 2019 09:34 AM (hjaPQ)

77 All hell broke loose as Oberlin's Raimondo and others decided "racially charged!!" and sought to bring Gibson's to its knees for daring to challenge a fake ID carrying, shoplifting black student.

--

Hooray for lowered expectations.

And how dare you believe they are capable of behaving like white people, racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:34 AM (EOEiY)

78 Speaking of vacations, if all goes well, I will be headed to England in July to see the Royal International Air Tattoo, their biggest airshow, with air forces from around the world taking part. In addition to London, I plan on a few days in Portsmouth to see the HMS Victory, the D-Day museum, and also re-visit the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.
Posted by: josephistan
---------

*consumed with envy*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2019 09:35 AM (CDGwz)

79 He also claims to have touched a vajayjay. I doubt both claims.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)



Barry O: Cory is every bit as straight as I am

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:35 AM (kXYFI)

80 Speaking of vacations, if all goes well, I will be headed to England in July to see the Royal International Air Tattoo, their biggest airshow, with air forces from around the world taking part. In addition to London, I plan on a few days in Portsmouth to see the HMS Victory, the D-Day museum, and also re-visit the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Izzlo)

The Royal wut?

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 18, 2019 09:36 AM (GwY6O)

81 Sure, why not.
Posted by: John Waters at May 18, 2019 09:30 AM (cY3LT)

===

Please.

We have standards here.

It's not like it's Baltimore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2019 09:36 AM (EZebt)

82 I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure they're just having sex.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (cY3LT)

With the chickens?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (ywNoU)


That's why it's so noisy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 09:36 AM (dUJdY)

83 6 No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.

I even saved up four dollars, now what am I going to do?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 18, 2019 09:36 AM (Dvv8P)

84 Moron Robbie #57:
Obama has created and is leaving in place a database that has collected information on everyone. EVERYONE. Anyone who runs for president will have information in that database.

Olde news.

No Uncertain Terms
Subtlety? We don' need no steenking subtlety!
Video webwork ~1:20
http://bit.ly/crtntrms

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:37 AM (NsI03)

85 Air tattoos are easily removed with nothing more than a hair dryer.

Posted by: Heloise at May 18, 2019 09:37 AM (hjaPQ)

86 It's really coming down out there. *sigh* there goes my gardening plans. Again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 09:39 AM (dUJdY)

87 80 Speaking of vacations, if all goes well, I will be headed to England in July to see the Royal International Air Tattoo, their biggest airshow, with air forces from around the world taking part. In addition to London, I plan on a few days in Portsmouth to see the HMS Victory, the D-Day museum, and also re-visit the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Izzlo)

The Royal wut?
Posted by: weirdflunky at May 18, 2019 09:36 AM (GwY6O)

Yeah, I don't understand it either. I think it was Shaw who said that England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:40 AM (Izzlo)

88 Iceland got invaded by the Brits in WWII, lest it fall into Nazi hands. Americans shared the burden later in the war

They knocked up loads of local girls. The spawn all have the same unique last name. Can't remember it

I picture George Scott channeling Patton saying "what will you tell your grandkids when they ask what did you do on the great world war"

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2019 09:41 AM (wNjQQ)

89 Boss! De planes!!

Posted by: Air Tatu at May 18, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)

90 Appropriately for this thread, I am sitting at a Panera in the suburbs sipping coffee and playing on the 'Net until time for my haircut. Whassup? Alyssa is still on her strike, I guess?

And Robert "Watch me sparkle" Pattinson as Batman??? I know, as Ace pointed out, we all had the same reaction to Michael Keaton, and that worked out better than we could have hoped. Pattinson, though, seems to me better suited to doing indie films and dramas. Well, maybe they'll have Kristen "Deadpan" Stewart playing Vicki Vale.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2019 09:41 AM (DHNlU)

91 It's really coming down out there. *sigh* there goes my gardening plans. Again.

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What's neat is that the husband in this scenario would say almost 100% exactly the same thing but mean it completely differently.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:42 AM (EOEiY)

92 He also claims to have touched a vajayjay. I doubt both claims.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

Barry O: Cory is every bit as straight as I am
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 18, 2019 09:35 AM (kXYFI)


Sadly, in 2019, Democrat candidates cannot really be sure what will work and what won't. Poor Cori doesn't know which way to go... pretend to be straight or come out?

Beeno came out as a straight hispanic Kennedy, and hit the rim. Squaw Warren pretended to be human, and nobody bought it. Buttplug is smearing his queer all over the place, and I don't think that's working either.

Maybe the Chinese guy has a shot.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:43 AM (cY3LT)

93 Chinese gay indian.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:44 AM (EOEiY)

94
Well, maybe they'll have Kristen "Deadpan" Stewart playing Vicki Vale.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2019 09:41 AM (DHNlU)


Nope, her fans want her to play Catwoman.

She best plays being a bollard, so far as I can tell.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2019 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

95 We were talking lotto money last thread. I see whataburer is putting itself up for sale

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

96 Remember 20 years ago when people used to joke about the black lesbian in a wheelchair getting any job she wanted?

There's no such thing as a slippery slope, eh (D)s?

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:45 AM (EOEiY)

97 51
> And the women are known to dress as swans.



They're also known to be very friendly to foreigners.



Goes back to them having a small gene pool with the associated
problems, and thus an effort was made to extract DNA from any stranger
who happened along.





Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Gamma Cuck Husband at May 18, 2019


*
*

I could be very appreciative toward any friendly Icelandic lady who looks like the young Bjork.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 18, 2019 09:45 AM (DHNlU)

98
One of my bosses back in my working days was an Icelander. He was a self-absorbed and rude dick. He easily was among the top 3 of worst bosses that I had.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2019 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

99 29

The place is a ripoff! Apparently it's not really made of ice.

Just lots of amazing and wonderful geologic conditions, friendly people, and wide open space. Hope you have a great time.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:17 AM

You forgot Bjork. I don't know if she's a pro or con.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 18, 2019 09:48 AM (x4nDD)

100 thus an effort was made to extract DNA from any stranger who happened along

Sounds very much like college

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 09:48 AM (Z216Q)

101 wang the anti wang cutting pres

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

102 Don't do any spelunking. You could end up in the center of the Earth with dinosaurs and shit.

Posted by: JAS at May 18, 2019 09:48 AM (KOCKb)

103 Lottery money seems easy enough.

No-expenses spared reproduction of the Red Sow.

https://bit.ly/2Q9YivC

While it is being completed buy appropriate land and aircraft hanger sized enclosed storage for cars tucked away deep in the hills where no one knows.

Hire mechanics and related staff, stock with cars.

Live in fairly modest house near property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:49 AM (EOEiY)

104 >3 Good morning, fine people. You too, horde.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 18, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4)



Ouch! That left a mark. Yar!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2019 09:50 AM (wedPR)

105 102 Don't do any spelunking.

not me. I do girl stuff with like girls.

Posted by: corie b at May 18, 2019 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

106 Do trannys rank above black lesbians now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 09:50 AM (Z216Q)

107 Cloudy and calm out here in the PNW.

Getting a haircut, then range time with Mark and lunch with a friend.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 18, 2019 09:51 AM (PkVlr)

108 So, "conservatives" take over AUS. I still have no respect for an entire country that willingly hands over their weapons. They'll never put that smoke back in the bottle.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 09:51 AM (ty7RM)

109 106 Do trannys rank above black lesbians now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 09:50 AM (Z216Q)

the tranny with the stillborn baby because hospital thot she was a he is so fukn ridiculous!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

110 Do trannys rank above black lesbians now?

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I think that's part of the (D) problem, frankly. Blacks are beginning to realize that they do. It won't change the vote, of course, but it's like a woman who hooked up with a married man and later married him realizing that her husband is staying at the office late like he used to when they were dating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:52 AM (EOEiY)

111 Look! I'm on top of the world, ma!

Posted by: Handicapped Tranny Black Lesbian at May 18, 2019 09:52 AM (DMUuz)

112 http://bit.ly/2WRuFBU
*******
Brian Cates on Twitter: "Ranting Gorilla at AOSHQ is always awesome."

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 18, 2019 09:52 AM (BqBId)

113 Dundas WI is hosting the Testicle Festival this weekend. Bull testicles on the menu. I'm picking up some strippers in for a competition at a near by club. Extreme "Pay attention to me" syndrome.

Posted by: lurking grandma at May 18, 2019 09:52 AM (sujqA)

114 Morning Nurse. Rainy and cool here. You'd feel right at home. Heading up north (further) to open the cabin and put the boat in with my best friend. It's a no girl germs weekend.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2019 09:53 AM (wedPR)

115 98
One of my bosses back in my working days was an Icelander. He was a self-absorbed and rude dick. He easily was among the top 3 of worst bosses that I had.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2019 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

One of our company's big bosses is an Icelander. Apparently they don't have traditional family names there, last names usually are "father's-son" or "father's-dottir (daughter)"

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:54 AM (Izzlo)

116 108 So, "conservatives" take over AUS. I still have no respect for an entire country that willingly hands over their weapons. They'll never put that smoke back in the bottle.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 09:51 AM (ty7RM)

The gangs are buying barrels of the interweb and garage building sten gun knockoffs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

117 Do trannys rank above black lesbians now?
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Yes. trans are the "it" protected class right now. BTW, there's a video out there of that poor twisted kid, ~10 or 11 y/o, who is all transed up. He is on film w/an adult drag queen, mimicking snorting ketamine, whatever the hell that is. It should be a clear cut case of child abuse. But, no,it's viewed as lols funny for the idiot masses.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 09:55 AM (ty7RM)

118 The Alyssa Milano Sex Strike rant was one of his best.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 09:55 AM (Z216Q)

119 Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (cF8AT)

Interesting. According to a tweet by Rita Pinahi (something like that) yesterday, Labour was expected to win big this time around.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2019 09:55 AM (uquGJ)

120 Im getting better at not willowing myself. "

Where's the fun in that?

Morning, y'all - getting a few things done before the rain comes...

Coffeve for all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2019 09:55 AM (6qErC)

121 BTW, there's a video out there of that poor twisted kid, ~10 or 11 y/o, who is all transed up. He is on film w/an adult drag queen, mimicking snorting ketamine

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It's funny, but I always thought their grooming would be much more secretive.

They've definitely won.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:56 AM (EOEiY)

122 Mis Hum, if you're still around, my buddy and I will be in Hayward today and tomorrow.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (wedPR)

123 Perfect weather today. First day in forever it does not feel like rain is coming.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (Z216Q)

124 I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure they're just having sex.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:25 AM (cY3LT)

With the chickens?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 18, 2019 09:29 AM (ywNoU)

That's why it's so noisy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 09:36 AM (dUJdY)


I wouldn't think the chickens would contribute anything meaningful to the experience. Certainly not any more noise.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (cY3LT)

125 Rita Pinata will be my tranny stripper name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (EOEiY)

126 Muad'dib,

That sounds like a great weekend. Do you have running water and electricity at your cabin? Going to do any fishing?

There's usually a big sailboat race this weekend. No wind, though, so it will be a drifter. I can see them out my front window as they found the leeward mark.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (PkVlr)

127 40 Willowed...

298 BTW, see weepy Aussie lefties here:

https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/australia-election-day-2019/index.html

Yeah, I know, it's CNN, but Fox isn't covering this that well for some reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2019 08:59 AM (6XLoz)


Liberal National coalition - winning.

Sounds leftist right? Nope...center right party.

I always have to go look up what party names mean in former British colonies....
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (cF8AT)

LOL the tears on Twitter is funnier than hell, Sexism and all the ism's won tonight. Also we all are Going to die do to climate change.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (dKiJG)

128 It's a no girl germs weekend.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2019 09:53 AM (wedPR)


Don't forget grits!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2019 09:58 AM (wYseH)

129 Do trannys rank above black lesbians now?"

Si.

A tranny black mooslimb would be just AWESOME...

(and on every TV show for a month. 'Till xer talked about throwing the gheys offa buildings. Would then be excused 'cause "Republicans pounced". And "Seized")

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2019 09:58 AM (6qErC)

130
One of our company's big bosses is an Icelander. Apparently they don't have traditional family names there, last names usually are "father's-son" or "father's-dottir (daughter)"
Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:54 AM (Izzlo)


No, those are the traditional names (and my burden to bear was a XXX-son). Dropping the parent's (father's) name with the gender-specific suffix as the last name is a relatively recent thing. I myself have a well-fleshed out family tree of scandis to illustrate it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2019 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

131 rhennigantx #95:
We were talking lotto money last thread. I see whataburer is putting itself up for sale

I'd buy it just to have a WhataBurger franchise here in town again.

(Checks PB site) $168.9 Million cash value. Less taxes.

You know, it today's dollars, that's not really all that much. It's not like Trump money.

Although everybody does it, you really don't want to go out and spend it all on hookers and blow and then have nothing.

You want to invest the majority of your winnings, preferably largely in real estate (as my grandfather thought, good pasture land), some investment for long-term growth - and some for income.. which you can then spend on hookers and blow in perpetuity.

Then leverage that wealth into further investments. Starting with $150M, you could quickly and easily triple that in accrued debt.

You don't get to Donald Trump's level of losing a billion dollars by blowing a mere several million. Gotta work your way up to it.

(For the too-literal minded: in the foregoing, "hookers and blow" is metaphor (or is it synecdoche?) for consumer spending.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 09:58 AM (NsI03)

132 Still, Oberlin tried to ruin Gibson's and didn't care one bit about the facts in the case. May they DIAF.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (JoUsr)


Ever since Antioch went down the financial shitter, Oberlin has decided to become the retarded monkey college of Ohio.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 18, 2019 09:59 AM (y7DUB)

133 You know, it today's dollars, that's not really all that much. It's not like Trump money.

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It's really not. If the Grumpy Cat guy had any non-cat-photo -licensing business experience he could easily secure it with what the cat photo made him.

I'm sure it's a just a few years of football or hockey money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:00 AM (EOEiY)

134 So...now that they are passing laws that will have biological men competing in women's sports....

Does that mean that the East German and Soviet women's Olympic teams were actually in the "social justice" vanguard?

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt at May 18, 2019 10:00 AM (rlY8L)

135 >
Don't forget grits!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2019 09:58 AM (wYseH)


The stores here do not sell grits. True story. We are bringing gin and diet tonic, so we'll be fine.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2019 10:01 AM (wedPR)

136 In a huge upset, Australia's Liberal/National party (more conservative) coalition has retained government in the Federal election. The Labor Party/Greens have lost with their leader just conceding. It's an upset on the scale of Trump's 2016 win. In a couple of key seats, coal mines = jobs were a major issue, with Labor/Greens promising to end/curtail existing or new mines, and the backlash hit them.

Posted by: Roscoe at May 18, 2019 10:01 AM (zaohv)

137 Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:19 AM (EOEiY)

When I asked on Twitter why more feminists weren't vocally denouncing the cookie ad I was told that any doing so would be considered TERFs who were "pieces of shit." Interesting, given that TERFs are **Trans* Exclusionary*. Weren't we all assured for a long time that trans were super sincere and totally a different thing from gay men in dresses and makeup?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 18, 2019 10:01 AM (uquGJ)

138 Has anyone here had a problem with ps4 controllers?

I'm getting a constant 'down' input on mine and given the lack of resistance I feel on the down button and the fact that I can offset it by pressing 'up', suggests the youtube video I found about broken internal parts is probably right. The only way to check it seems to be disassembling it, which given my poor vision isn't a great idea.

Ao I guess I'm also asking if anyone has suggestion for a replacement for the sony controller that's more durable. I've had this one for a year and a half, and I never had issues with previous systems' controllers, so this is new to me.

Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2019 10:01 AM (kOpft)

139 I always have to go look up what party names mean in former British colonies....
Posted by: Tami at May 18, 2019 09:20 AM (cF8AT)



Like here, where Democrat means Fascist and Republican means Well, ok, if that is what you want, I guess I will go along

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 10:01 AM (Z216Q)

140 Nurse,


Yes, we have power and running water. It's a cabin in name only.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 18, 2019 10:02 AM (wedPR)

141 125 Rita Pinata will be my tranny stripper name.
Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (EOEiY)

Was playing pron name at the bar and had everyone laugh pretty hard.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 10:02 AM (JFO2v)

142 Mis Hum, if you're still around, my buddy and I will be in Hayward today and tomorrow."

Hayward CA? 'Cause that'd be cool! (Lived near the Hayward Airport as a kidde...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2019 10:02 AM (6qErC)

143 Diet tonic should be outlawed. Foul stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 10:03 AM (Z216Q)

144 $100M is 6 million a year at 6% interest, right?

I'd probably never spend another penny of the principal after the first couple of years finding the cars I wanted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:03 AM (EOEiY)

145 125 Rita Pinata will be my tranny stripper name.
Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 09:57 AM (EOEiY)

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Heh. How you doin'?

Posted by: Juan Valdez and his Donkey at May 18, 2019 10:07 AM (4knXT)

146 $100M is 6 million a year at 6% interest, right?"

Above that mark, one can expect slightly better returns overall - you won't be limited to "commercial" financial products...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2019 10:08 AM (6qErC)

147 So...now that they are passing laws that will have biological men competing in women's sports....

Does that mean that the East German and Soviet women's Olympic teams were actually in the "social justice" vanguard?

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt at May 18, 2019 10:00 AM (rlY8L)


Does anyone here still pay attention to the dogshit spectacle called the Olympics?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 18, 2019 10:08 AM (y7DUB)

148 PowerBall.com front page has pretty smiling blond backpacking in the mountains, and the caption, "Imagine the moment."

So many interpretations...

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 10:08 AM (NsI03)

149 Alright, I'm headed out shortly to the Army Heritage Day event at the War College museum in Carlisle PA. Have fun, Horde.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 10:09 AM (Izzlo)

150
Don't forget grits!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2019 09:58 AM (wYseH)

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Don't buy the magic grits.

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at May 18, 2019 10:09 AM (4knXT)

151 I'm getting a constant 'down' input on mine and given the lack of resistance I feel on the down button and the fact that I can offset it by pressing 'up', suggests the youtube video I found about broken internal parts is probably right. The only way to check it seems to be disassembling it, which given my poor vision isn't a great idea.

--

I don't, but I've got a couple of suggestions. If you do decide to take it apart, Harbor Freight has a set of security bits for $7 or so with a coupon you'll find in the back of most men's magazines.

If you buy another see if you can get a three year Squaretrade warranty on it for five or so dollars. It's been my experience that, when something breaks, they don't even want the item mailed to them because it eats into their bottom line. They're just betting it won't.

I've repaired more than a few things after the legal formalities were done and my item closed out. I won't fix it before they tell me it's trash, but after it's trash then why not?

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:10 AM (EOEiY)

152 PowerBall.com front page has pretty smiling blond backpacking in the mountains, and the caption, "Imagine the moment."

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Imagining is all you're going to get for your dollar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2019 10:10 AM (4knXT)

153 Was playing pron name at the bar and had everyone laugh pretty hard.
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It's weirdly accurate. My porno name is: Buck Teasdale. My wife's; Kitten Windsor.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 10:11 AM (ty7RM)

154
"108 So, "conservatives" take over AUS."


Retain not take over. But I'm glad you put conservatives in quotes, Scott Morrison makes Jeff Flake look like Goldwater. But they did push back on the climate change nonsense and upset Labor. Now the left can't understand why the people weren't all that thrilled to vote for punitive Green agenda.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2019 10:12 AM (4thlk)

155 I read about a dad who was trying to teach his two sons the futility of playing the lottery. He spent one dollar, explained to them how investing it for fifty years would turn the single dollar into $20 over that period of time using compound interest, and was satisfied that they had learned their lesson about smart financial decisions.

The lottery ticket won two million dollars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:12 AM (EOEiY)

156 144 $100M is 6 million a year at 6% interest, right?

I'd probably never spend another penny of the principal after the first couple of years finding the cars I wanted.
Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:03 AM (EOEiY)

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I would use huge sums to endow The Cicero Global Fund For The Education And Support Of Large-Breasted Scandi Women

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2019 10:13 AM (4knXT)

157 I would use huge sums to endow The Cicero Global Fund For The Education And Support Of Large-Breasted Scandi Women

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Ha. Our circle of friends has quite a few relationships that have soured and ended, and their friends have the same. I joked with my wife that I was going to start a Home for Wayward and Orphaned MILFs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:14 AM (EOEiY)

158 I read about a dad who was trying to teach his two sons the futility of playing the lottery.
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That's pretty funny. My dad always said gambling was a tax on people who were bad at math. My father-in-law taught my wife how futile gambling was by playing games of chance w/her in one of those briefcase gambling sets. I still remember what it felt like to spin the roulette wheel in the one we had.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 10:16 AM (ty7RM)

159 RBG sighting this weekend? Curious tourists all over DC are out with cameras and binoculars, ever hopeful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 10:17 AM (Z216Q)

160 Buttigieg Backs Far-Left Idea Of Erasing Thomas Jefferson's Name: 'It's The Right Thing To Do'

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Yeah, well, I never liked him and Weezy anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

161 159 RBG sighting this weekend? Curious tourists all over DC are out with cameras and binoculars, ever hopeful.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 18, 2019 10:17 AM (Z216Q)

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Some very grainy video footage has surfaced showing what appears to be RBG loping toward the treeline on her way to Sunday brunch at Le Diplomate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2019 10:20 AM (4knXT)

162 Oh man. The Miami Herald goes ballistic after the US Customs and Border Protection put south Florida on notice that they might ship some illegal border crossers to the area. The first sentence brought the LULZ: "As South Florida's sheriffs and mayors prepared Friday for a looming immigration crisis manufactured by the federal government ..." LINK: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4peppft
Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/immigration/article230536269.html#storylink=cpy

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2019 10:21 AM (Pqytn)

163 My older brother taught me the meaning of "it's not gambling the way I play it."

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for tall tale at May 18, 2019 10:22 AM (NsI03)

164 I see whataburer is putting itself up for sale

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:45 AM (JFO2v)


The entire franchise?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2019 10:23 AM (q1Pj5)

165 164 I see whataburer is putting itself up for sale

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

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And if you close by June 30 they're throwing in Salon.com for free.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2019 10:25 AM (4knXT)

166 after the US Customs and Border Protection put south Florida on notice that they might ship some illegal border crossers to the area.
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I heard it was destination Broward County. I like it. Like Obozo punishing red states by not declaring State of Emergencies in a timely manner, or not at all.
LOL, Broward County, get f^*ked.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 10:25 AM (ty7RM)

167 Above that mark, one can expect slightly better returns overall - you won't be limited to "commercial" financial products...

Of course, one would have to identify as a Democrat to get those opportunities.

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 10:25 AM (mhs6e)

168 Words mean things. Sanctuary city means sanctuary. Enjoy, (D)s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:25 AM (EOEiY)

169 Some very grainy video footage has surfaced showing
what appears to be RBG loping toward the treeline on her way to Sunday
brunch at Le Diplomate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2019 10:20 AM (4knXT)

Good one!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2019 10:25 AM (q1Pj5)

170 Think I'm gonna try my hand a polymer clay jewelry. Watched a few videos, doesn't seem that hard. Off to Hobby Lobby!

Later dudes...

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 18, 2019 10:26 AM (dUJdY)

171 Sixth Monday of the week? For me, everyday is Saturday! I sometimes lose track of what day it actually is.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 18, 2019 10:27 AM (IuYIh)

172 It's weirdly accurate. My porno name is: Buck Teasdale. My wife's; Kitten Windsor.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 10:11 AM (ty7RM)

I am Tippy Grandview. My wifes is Puff Champions

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2019 10:29 AM (JFO2v)

173 Hmm... if I won 100 million?

Hire a Live in 'helper' for Mom to free me up.

Buy a new trailer for the truck, and start traveling to figure out where to buy the land I need to build the Castle (and yes, I mean literally a Castle).

Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2019 10:29 AM (NgKpN)

174
155 "I read about a dad who was trying to teach his two sons the futility of playing the lottery."


It's almost a little Johnny joke. Cuss word warning. Little Johnny would always ride along with his dad to C-store when he went. He would see the lottery tickets and beg his dad to buy him one, his dad would respond by asking Johnny if he could touch his asshole with his dick, Johnny would pout and say "No" and his dad would say "Well there's your answer". This went for weeks until Johnny's dad got tired of Johnny's whining and finally broke down and bought him a ticket hoping it would shut him up. Against the odds Johnny's ticket won a few hundred buck and Johnny was ecstatic. Johnny's dad then said to him, "Since I bought the ticket don't you think I should get half?" Johnny replied, "Can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Johnny's dad grinned and said "Yes I can", Johnny said "Good, now go fuck yourself".

Posted by: lowandslow at May 18, 2019 10:30 AM (4thlk)

175 It's frustrating to no end to realize that a guy with a picture of a cat made $100M and some dude who strung together a porn name generator probably made a few million, too.

I'm more and more like my grandmother when she couldn't program her VCR.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:31 AM (EOEiY)

176 "Good, now go fuck yourself".
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You forgot the "LOL".

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

177 the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Izzlo)

That looks like loads of fun. How is the train from London?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2019 10:35 AM (wYseH)

178 HAHAHAHAHAHA

Conservatives win in Australia.

Polls wrong. AGAIN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 18, 2019 10:35 AM (soHCJ)

179 >>>No sex for any of youse. Don't even ask.<<<

Does a handjob count as sex? Because I have moisturizer and your hands look dry.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2019 10:36 AM (LuPts)

180 And so it begins. The Berniebots are attacking the DNC claiming that the DNC has its thumb on the scale favoring Sleepy Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

181 Polls wrong. AGAIN.
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There wouldn't be any polls at all, if it weren't for push-polls.
Labor should be up 100 points!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2019 10:39 AM (ty7RM)

182 Fuming Dems Plot 'Extreme Measures'...

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No more Ms. Nice Moonbats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

183 And so it begins. The Berniebots are attacking the DNC claiming that the DNC has its thumb on the scale favoring Sleepy Joe.

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The funny part is that there is probably a really good chance that the DNC has its thumb on the scale favoring Sleepy Joe.

Didn't Alleged Socialist Bernie get a house out of it last time?

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:42 AM (EOEiY)

184 preakness post time 6:48.

you're welcome.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 18, 2019 10:42 AM (Pg+x7)

185 Hmm... if I won 100 million?



Hire a Live in 'helper' for Mom to free me up.



Buy a new trailer for the truck, and start traveling to figure out
where to buy the land I need to build the Castle (and yes, I mean
literally a Castle).



Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2019 10:29 AM (NgKpN)


I would get my personal death star, survey the land from above, and have my minions clear the land with the push of a button.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)

186 I heard this morning that Marin County police and high school authorities are "investigating" the teenager Soph for her videos. Styxhexenhammer666 has a video on it. Students are also involved. Doxing soon to follow. As soon as her popularity soared and she was revealed to be a genuine prodigy, she had to be destroyed.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 18, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX8)

187 When did the Democrats become the party of the walking dead?

Jesus, are any of their candidates younger than Nancy Palsy?

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2019 10:48 AM (LuPts)

188 The Berniebots are attacking the DNC claiming that the DNC has its thumb on the scale favoring Sleepy Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

Probably another extortion ploy from Bernie so he can buy another home (his fourth?).

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 18, 2019 10:49 AM (H8QX8)

189 Of course, one would have to identify as a Democrat to get those opportunities."

Or just a Clintoon?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 18, 2019 10:51 AM (6qErC)

190 If the first primary was held at the closest geographical center city in the US it would be Lebanon, Kansas; which should give no one comfort either.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2019 10:51 AM (WSVNe)

191 is

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2019 10:56 AM (WSVNe)

192 Buttigieg Backs Far-Left Idea Of Erasing Thomas Jefferson's Name: 'It's The Right Thing To Do'

That's all you have to do to build an airtight liberal case- say "It's The Right Thing To Do" or "That's Not Who We Are".

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 10:56 AM (8ruUE)

193 The Berniebots are attacking the DNC claiming that the DNC has its thumb on the scale favoring Sleepy Joe.

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When they're right, they're right.

Posted by: Some Dem Judge at May 18, 2019 10:57 AM (FiUMj)

194 Hmm... if I won 100 million?





Hire a Live in 'helper' for Mom to free me up.





Buy a new trailer for the truck, and start traveling to figure out

where to buy the land I need to build the Castle (and yes, I mean

literally a Castle).






Posted by: Don Q at May 18, 2019 10:29 AM (NgKpN)


I would get my personal death star, survey the land from above, and have my minions clear the land with the push of a button.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)


I would track down the guy who sold the 'remote controlled ghost' listed on the backpages of comic books and get my $2.50 back, plus interest!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2019 10:57 AM (q1Pj5)

195 When did the Democrats become the party of the walking dead?

Jesus, are any of their candidates younger than Nancy Palsy?
Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2019 10:48 AM (LuPts)

Geriatric imbecile Creepy Joe appears embalmed.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 18, 2019 10:57 AM (JgA4k)

196 190 If the first primary was held at the closest geographical center city in the US it would be Lebanon, Kansas; which should give no one comfort either.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2019 10:51 AM (WSVNe)

____

Interesting.

Posted by: Syria, Iowa at May 18, 2019 10:58 AM (FiUMj)

197 is
Posted by: Braenyard


were. Subjunctive!

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 10:58 AM (8ruUE)

198 DeBlasiomentum! 30 people show at Kaiser Wilhelm 's Iowa rally.

https://bit.ly/2HzlxLU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

199 80
Speaking of vacations, if all goes well, I will be headed to England in
July to see the Royal International Air Tattoo, their biggest airshow,
with air forces from around the world taking part. In addition to
London, I plan on a few days in Portsmouth to see the HMS Victory, the
D-Day museum, and also re-visit the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Izzlo)


You should try the Royal Air Force Museum in north London. Very Impressive. The Science Museum in London is very impressive as well.



Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 18, 2019 11:01 AM (QrvWz)

200 Buttigieg Backs Far-Left Idea Of Erasing Thomas Jefferson's Name: 'It's The Right Thing To Do'



That's all you have to do to build an airtight liberal case- say "It's The Right Thing To Do" or "That's Not Who We Are".

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 10:56 AM (8ruUE)

we need "reasonable" history control.

Posted by: Quint at May 18, 2019 11:02 AM (n13/j)

201 Buttigieg Backs Far-Left Idea Of Erasing Thomas Jefferson's Name: 'It's The Right Thing To Do'

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That's amazing. One of the top three to five presidents ever, and arguably one of the top twenty humans to walk this continent, and his name must be erased.

They literally are exactly like al queda. Destroy statues, erase names, etc. in case someone learns something about history.

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 11:03 AM (EOEiY)

202 the teenager Soph for her videos.


Didn't know her, watched a video. Very sophisticated humor, for gutter humor, like you know here. Says it's written by her and vaporub boy.

He looks a lot more than 14. Something feels creepy.

She's not wrong about male female relations but she's too young to know it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

203 That's amazing. One of the top three to five presidents ever, and arguably one of the top twenty humans to walk this continent, and his name must be erased.

They literally are exactly like al queda. Destroy statues, erase names, etc. in case someone learns something about history.
Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 11:03 AM (EOEiY)

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NEWS FLASH: The "Year Zero" idea has already been tried. It didn't go well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2019 11:05 AM (4knXT)

204 Didn't Alleged Socialist Bernie get a house out of it last time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a
caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 10:42 AM (EOEiY)


It is not a Dacha on a lake. It is a modest vacation home on the shores of lake Champlain. Only senior aparatchiks get dachas on lakes from money skimmed from the government.
Also, he paid for it out of the massive sales of his book alone. No other source of money was used. Really. In fact he had a loss on his campaign and was forced to dip into the proceeds from his book to meet those pesky campaign costs.

As Mary will no doubt put it, "Why do you criticise the champlaion of womyna nd peple of choler?"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2019 11:06 AM (KTmSx)

205 Tattoo is great. RAF Mildenhall puts on a great show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2019 11:06 AM (mi3H0)

206 We need common sense Mount Rushmore destruction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

207 Get Billy Jeff on the phone, he knows all about "is".

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 18, 2019 11:07 AM (RuIsu)

208 $100 million. Nice home on a big lot, with a pool and a jacuzzi. Hire two full time assistants. One to manage household responsibilities and the other for research toward allocating 10% to needy/worthy causes.

Also a good tax man. There's no reason for Uncle Sam to take $50 million.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2019 11:07 AM (WSVNe)

209 187
When did the Democrats become the party of the walking dead?

Jesus, are any of their candidates younger than Nancy Palsy?


Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2019 10:48 AM (LuPts)


Helloooo! There are millions more where we came from!

Posted by: Donkey Chompers, Illin' Omar, and Ratshit Taliban at May 18, 2019 11:09 AM (sdi6R)

210 Biggest breakfast disappointment ever?
Garlic bacon.
Sounds good right? Two things I love. Both savory. Garlic goes with pretty much everything right?
No. Not. At. All.
An abomination unto the Lord.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 18, 2019 11:11 AM (SqopC)

211 Mayor BallGag wants to ban the name 'Jefferson'?

Can we start with William Jefferson Clinton?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 18, 2019 11:12 AM (Ndje9)

212 197 is
Posted by: Braenyard

were. Subjunctive!

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2019 10:58 AM (8ruUE)


Relief. Thank you.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2019 11:12 AM (WSVNe)

213 >> Buttigieg Backs Far-Left Idea Of Erasing Thomas Jefferson's Name: 'It's The Right Thing To Do'


Was his husband's cock in his ass when he said that?

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2019 11:12 AM (3+RZS)

214
Speaking of vacations, if all goes well, I will be headed to England in
July to see the Royal International Air Tattoo, their biggest airshow,
with air forces from around the world taking part. In addition to
London, I plan on a few days in Portsmouth to see the HMS Victory, the
D-Day museum, and also re-visit the Imperial War Museum in Duxford.

Posted by: josephistan at May 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Izzlo)


You should try the Royal Air Force Museum in north London. Very Impressive. The Science Museum in London is very impressive as well.



Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 18, 2019 11:01 AM (QrvWz)







Don't forget the Bovington Tank Museum. The summer program starting 20 July includes the Tanks in Action displays on weekday afternoons. And if you can bump back your dates to include 28-30 Jun, that's when they have their annual Tankfest.

https://www.tankmuseum.org//whats-on/events

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2019 11:13 AM (cwL3u)

215 >>Biggest breakfast disappointment ever?
Garlic bacon.


Nothing about that combination sound right.

Should have gone with the Candied Baconz.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2019 11:14 AM (3+RZS)

216 Should have gone with the Candied Baconz.

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Mrs. Wrecks makes honey-glazed bacon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)

217 SJWs are mad that a straight actor played the part of Elton John in his bio movie.

The insanity marches on.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 18, 2019 11:17 AM (FiUMj)

218 Woohoo! Pants on before noon!

*sips coffee*

It's gonna be a very relaxed day.

As for Greenland, it was settled during a warming period, I believe, and the parts settled were indeed green. Later the ice shield crept down, bringing ruin and Skraelings.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kQs4Y)

219 >> SJWs are mad that a straight actor played the part of Elton John in his bio movie.


If he was already gay it wouldn't really be acting, now would it?

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2019 11:18 AM (3+RZS)

220 >>Later the ice shield crept down, bringing ruin and Skraelings.


Someone's gonna have to go back and get a shit ton of Holly.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2019 11:19 AM (3+RZS)

221 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 18, 2019 11:17 AM (FiUMj), Whut? No way. You expect me to believe there are straight actors?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 18, 2019 11:21 AM (pAkRe)

222 Darn, missed the nood call and willowed myself.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 18, 2019 11:22 AM (pAkRe)

223 Nood trainies

Posted by: Moron Robbie remembers when painting your face as a caricature of a minority was wrong at May 18, 2019 11:22 AM (EOEiY)

224 Got this off utube, it sounds promising:
"Late Saturday, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. called 74 seats in the 151-seat lower parliamentary house as wins for Morrison's conservative Liberal-National party coalition, with 65 seats to Labor and 12 undecided..."

Posted by: Braenyard at May 18, 2019 11:23 AM (WSVNe)

225 Tank candy. The T-34 Orange Chocolate does look too bad.

https://bit.ly/2VvXyC1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 18, 2019 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

226 SJWs are mad that a straight actor played the part of Elton John in his bio movie.


If he was already gay it wouldn't really be acting, now would it?
Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2019 11:18 AM (3+RZS)

Are they made also that the guy isn't a professional musician? I mean, where do you draw the line?

Elton called this bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2019 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

227
Solomon L. Wisenberg @WisenbergSol
13h
For God's sake shut up. You disgraced the FBI and your country in 2016 and you disgrace yourself every time you open your mouth. No amount of pandering to the lunatic left will erase the historical judgment on your unprecedented, unprofessional interference in the 2016 election.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 18, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)

228 She's not wrong about male female relations but she's too young to know it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

Free speech is the issue here.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 18, 2019 11:53 AM (H8QX8)

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Is it very hard to set up your own blog? I'm not very techincal but I
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