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Douglas County School Shooting Suspects ID'd; One Eighteen Year Old Male, One Minor Female-to-Male Transgender
One 18 year old was killed in the shooting. Eight more were injured.
According to a source with knowledge of the investigation, one of the suspects is an 18-year-old senior who was a student at the school... Late Tuesday evening, the Douglas County Sheriff's Office identified the 18-year-old alleged shooter as Devon Erickson.For obvious reasons this story will quickly be dropped by the media. Unless they want to go #SuperWoke and start blaming the victims. Which I would not put past them.
... At 6:30 p.m., law enforcement officers were at a home believed to be linked to Erickson, near West Highlands Ranch Parkway and West Wildcat Reserve Parkway in Highlands Ranch. Just before 10 p.m. a car spray painted with a message saying "F--- society" was towed from the home. Multiple sources close to the investigation told Denver7 late Tuesday night that the second suspect, who is a minor, is a transgender male who was in the midst of transitioning from female to male. The sources said that the motive of the alleged shooters went beyond bullying and involved revenge and anger towards others at the school and that at least one of the suspects was involved in legal and illegal drug use and had been in therapy.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 12:29 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2019 12:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:30 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: johnd01 at May 08, 2019 12:31 PM (ukNFU)
https://dailym.ai/2VJRw5d
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:31 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 08, 2019 12:31 PM (B3gSz)
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: PluskatsDog at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (mqO5P)
Posted by: The MSM at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (B3gSz)
It could also have something to do with Russians, and the failure to release tax-returns from 1906.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (37IEG)
1m
The Planned Parenthood abortion clinic where @BrianSimsPA bullied pro-life women and teens was caught not reporting statutory rape of an 11-year-old girl.
PA health dept reported "no documentation that the facility reported" the rape.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)
This is what happens when women refuse to have sex with transgendered men. #EndH8
Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (datdl)
Horrible.
I do wonder, however, why "The district is asking for new or gently used blankets to be donated for
STEM students, staff and families to give out at the crisis support
center."
Blankets? This isn't a hurricane or tornado site; the victims aren't homeless or living in tents, and the weather is warm in CO now anyway. What good are blankets going to do?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (0n235)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: willow at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (Lv/P3)
I'm guessing that had a lot to do with his decision to murder people who weren't.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (uTPtJ)
My guess is the rate of violence amongst trans is very, very high. But no one will be allowed to even look into it.
Posted by: Thatch at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (VKoWw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (0n235)
Posted by: Corrupt News Network at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: willow at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (r/xAU)
No amount of acceptance will quiet the screaming in their own heads that they are out of whack.
So they project that screaming to all the people around them and claim everything is "bullying."
Hey, trannies, it's not us. The call is coming from inside the house!
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (vP0jg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (cH3lq)
*Well, and shooting at them, but that shouldn't matter!
Posted by: The MSM at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: NPC 303926 at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (vDqXW)
***
Yes, because to do otherwise is bigotry, dontchaknow.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (elsTe)
Because it's not for these victims. Strike while the iron is hot, and get supplies for other homeless.
Extremely cynical, but not surprising.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (OnEJV)
1m
The Planned Parenthood abortion clinic where @BrianSimsPA bullied pro-life women and teens was caught not reporting statutory rape of an 11-year-old girl.
PA health dept reported "no documentation that the facility reported" the rape.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)
I'm old enough to remember when Planned murderhood claimed to be pro-woman instead of pro-abortion.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (B3gSz)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 08, 2019 12:31 PM (B3gSz)
It's like "single mother." Designed to conflate the acceptable with the unacceptable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: Corrupt News Network at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle
Daily Mail?! Are they credentialed for journalism in the US? Harrumph!
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (vfOIM)
I'm guessing that had a lot to do with his decision to murder people who weren't.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:33 PM (uTPtJ)
Damn you and your integral calculus!
Posted by: Math illiterate shooter at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Linus van Pelt at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (we2CT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)
He was merely advertising for his new S&M based private club.
The F*ck Society.
Membership applications available online.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (elsTe)
In lieu of flowers, please donate to the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (Lv/P3)
THAT LITTLE FUCK!
"Officer, this is Zod. Yes...'that' Zod. You can cancel the stolen auto report I filed. My buggy has been located."
"Charges? Oh. Oh, you have no idea, Sergeant. Charges will be pressed. And how."
Posted by: Zod at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 12:35 PM (vfOIM)
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They have reporters and photographers EVERYWHERE here. And oftentimes you can find things out on their site that the mainstream media won't publish here.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Corrupt News Network at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (4Eo4+)
***
ORANGE MAN BAD!1!!!1!11!1!11!!!!111!1!!!!1!
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (bcbK8)
........
insanity defense.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)
Perfect guy for a STEM school.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 08, 2019 12:31 PM (B3gSz)
This. A big reason why Colorado is where I'm *from* with no intention of going back.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (uquGJ)
any word on where the gun came from? and why the black out on the tranny? are we protecting school shooters again?
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (XTiHL)
No word on the source of the firearms as neither shooter is legally able to purchase them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (yhf6w)
Maybe the blankets are so that they can smother this story super fast. The press in Denver needs to get back to wailing about fracking upsetting the hippies and techbro transplants.
Posted by: Miles Dyson at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (TeOcQ)
***
Don? Don Lemon? Is that you?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (GEpFD)
That is the only way this story will be covered.
Not that the shooters were massively fucked in the head due to liberal policies, but that they used guns.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (IXZGh)
"The National Honor Society shoved me into my locker again! That's it!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (hLRSq)
For the Children, Obviously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (Kpl3J)
....thought I'd get that out there, because that seems to be where things wind up.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (6/uwW)
Orangeman is bad.
Posted by: NPC 303926 at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (vDqXW)
a transgender male who was in the midst of transitioning from female to male.
........
insanity defense.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)
I was actually thinking it would be 'Roid Rage. Had to be loading up on steroids/testosterone going from F->>M
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (jxbfJ)
STEM students, staff and families to give out at the crisis support
center."
Blankets? This isn't a hurricane or tornado site; the victims aren't homeless or living in tents, and the weather is warm in CO now anyway. What good are blankets going to do?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (elsTe)
Emotional Support blankets.
Posted by: Linus at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (NgKpN)
"Bullying? Well, yes, I have heard about it, and I endorse it. Some victims of bullying simply aren't bullied *enough*. Not enough to knock off their whiny, annoying, antisocial beatdown-worthy behavior, anyway."
Posted by: Zod at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)
/Democrat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
so now that cop will have to be fired, for not calling the trans a male, just because the "trans" is really female.
and yeah, the only reason (media idiots will subtly state) she HAD to shoot students was because they failed to call her BRAVE and smart, for being trans. Because the left has convinced so many that all crazy leftist behavior must be praised ... should be a law to force us praise their insanity. sheesh ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (R9fBY)
Posted by: The MFM at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (lg0yC)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (GEpFD)
"The National Honor Society shoved me into my locker again! That's it!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2019 12:38 PM (hLRSq)
I can't figure out how to get C++ to pass the variable's value to the object! I KEEL YOU!
Posted by: Math illiterate shooter at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR)
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I saw an interview with a therapist who dealt with a boy (elementary school age) who kept telling his parents that he was a girl.
With very little therapy, it was rapidly discovered that the boy had been an only child; then the parents had had a girl, and they were spending a lot of time on the new baby.
The boy, missing the attention he'd enjoyed before, assumed that his parents liked girls better. So he became one.
The therapist said, "This was very simple and easy. But it was years ago. Now it would be illegal to delve into that."
Think of it: a kid's brain comes up with crazy stuff, and now it's gonna get his dick and balls permanently chopped off, and chemicals pumped into him that will give his heart disease and cancer.
Jesus is packing a bag and asking Gabriel to pick up his mail and put out his trash cans. He's just about to make the trip down here.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (vP0jg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)
When you start raising unhealthy children, you will get an unhealthy society.
We see this from the deranged parents, the deranged school leaders and teachers and unions, the deranged democrat party, the deranged hollywood fools, and the deranged media.
The underbelly of our country is dirty ugly, thanks to the left. Their legacy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Linus at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (NgKpN)
I know i left that petri dish full of smallpox somewhere... oh, heavens, it's always the last place you look, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (m/Gc2)
Manning is still in jail for refusing to answer the grand jury in regards to Wikileaks and Assange.
And the Washington Compost thinks clemency is a full pardon, Barfley can testify that is not the case since Canada barred him entry because of his criminal record.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (cH3lq)
https://tinyurl.com/y6om6xvo
Douglas County School District principals and school leaders are no longer automatically required to expel a student who is caught selling or distributing illegal drugs or alcohol in a school building or on school property.
The policy revision - unanimously approved by the school board Feb. 5 - is part of the board's ongoing effort to update and align district policies. In the fall, the board revised its existing expulsion and suspension policy to comply with state law. DCSD's mandatory expulsion is still in place in cases of possession of weapons.
Passed in 2012, HB12-1345, the School Finance Act, eliminated mandatory expulsions for drugs, weapons, assaults and robbery. Under the law, grounds for suspension and expulsions changed from "shall" be grounds to "may" be grounds, according to the Colorado Department of Education.
The bill, signed into law by former Gov. John Hickenlooper, was an effort to prevent overly harsh penalties and allow school administrators and local school boards, at their discretion, to determine appropriate disciplinary responses to incidents on a case-by-case basis, the Colorado Department of Education reports.
Posted by: David French at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (jY1B4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (uTPtJ)
one cop stated he had misidentified one shooter as a male at first,
because she was dressed as a guy (I forget if he said man, or boy).
so now that cop will have to be fired, for not calling the trans a male, just because the "trans" is really female.
and
yeah, the only reason (media idiots will subtly state) she HAD to shoot
students was because they failed to call her BRAVE and smart, for being
trans. Because the left has convinced so many that all crazy leftist
behavior must be praised ... should be a law to force us praise their
insanity. sheesh ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (Cus5s)
Think about this. Believing the juvenile suspect was a male, it was a male LEO who did the pat down. During the pat down you discover a few things missing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (vP0jg)
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Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans.
Posted by: Billy Gibson at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (vEIlU)
here. Anyone who criticizes him for being the shooter is a bigot.
=====
Minions don't have a sex.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (dNzKv)
Him? HIM? You need to brush up on your pronouns or I'll slap you!--Xyer Highness.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (uTPtJ)
The very LAST thing the Government Media complex wants, is for Americans to realize we don't really need them.
Which, we don't.
Posted by: Linus at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)
There is *a lot* of that. PP acts as a facilitator in the rape and prostituting of often *very* young girls. If the republican party *actually* cared it would be a perfect avenue to shut them down. Removing federal funding would be a breeze.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (uquGJ)
"Bullying? Well, yes, I have heard about it, and I endorse it. Some victims of bullying simply aren't bullied *enough*. Not enough to knock off their whiny, annoying, antisocial beatdown-worthy behavior, anyway."
Posted by: Zod at May 08, 2019 12:39 PM (Bdeb0)
Huh? I'm totally in favor of Auntie Bullying! It's awesome!
Posted by: Brian Sims at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (uTPtJ)
***
"Applaud louder, damn you!" *BANG BANG*
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:43 PM (GEpFD)
Not warm in Colorado today. Glehrbal Wuhrming means we've had a particularly cold winter, don't you know?
. . .
Posted by: Miles Dyson at May 08, 2019
*
*
Oh, I remember. In May you could have an 80 F. day on Wednesday, and a snow shower on Thursday. The locals all said, "If ya don't like the durn weather, just wait a minute."
They also all proclaimed you didn't need air-conditioning in Colorado. Demonstrably false. Maybe you're fine at 7,000 feet, but in the city when it gets to be 90-100, I don't care how dry it is, you need your A/C.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:43 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:43 PM (37IEG)
It's actually "Gibbons," but a nice joke nonetheless.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:44 PM (GEpFD)
I found something interesting while trolling through some progressive sites recently...the really hardcore progs hate Obama for "causing" poor Bradley's suicide attempt. I mean like, they REALLY hate him for it. Then again, they endlessly scream that Obama was NOT a progressive. So, nucking futz.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2019 12:44 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (9Om/r)
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Oh boy, I hope that's not always true. My car has one foot in the grave and the only guitar I have here is the left-handed one that my youngest son wanted but never really got into and I'm right-handed.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:44 PM (aXucN)
Trannies will ALWAYS be disturbed.
No amount of acceptance will quiet the screaming in their own heads that they are out of whack.
So they project that screaming to all the people around them and claim everything is "bullying."
Hey, trannies, it's not us. The call is coming from inside the house!
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (vP0jg)
Memba when the Jame Gumm character was branded as phobic.
Memba that real life Ed Gein making skin suits out of women?
What does it mean. IDK.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 08, 2019 12:44 PM (ymnmz)
Mandatory expulsions for drug sales at school end
https://tinyurl.com/y6om6xvo
Douglas County School District principals and school leaders are no
longer automatically required to expel a student who is caught selling
or distributing illegal drugs or alcohol in a school building or on
school property.
The policy revision - unanimously approved by the school board Feb. 5
- is part of the board's ongoing effort to update and align district
policies. In the fall, the board revised its existing expulsion and
suspension policy to comply with state law. DCSD's mandatory expulsion
is still in place in cases of possession of weapons.
Passed in 2012, HB12-1345, the School Finance Act, eliminated
mandatory expulsions for drugs, weapons, assaults and robbery. Under the
law, grounds for suspension and expulsions changed from "shall" be
grounds to "may" be grounds, according to the Colorado Department of
Education.
The bill, signed into law by former Gov. John Hickenlooper, was an
effort to prevent overly harsh penalties and allow school administrators
and local school boards, at their discretion, to determine appropriate
disciplinary responses to incidents on a case-by-case basis, the
Colorado Department of Education reports.
Posted by: David French at May 08, 2019 12:41 PM (jY1B4)
*cough* Broward County School District *cough*
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2019 12:44 PM (jxbfJ)
- State of Colorado
Okay.
- Kids of Colorado
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (vEIlU)
Everything is beautiful
In its own way
Like the feces on the ground
In the San Francisco Bay.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Billy Gibson at May 08, 2019
*
*
. . .
On "The City of New Orleans," no doubt -- changing cars in Memphis, Tennessee?
Warn Him that living here ain't cheap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (elsTe)
***
Bigot.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (GEpFD)
My guess is the rate of violence amongst trans is very, very high. But no one will be allowed to even look into it.
__________________
Isn't this the second "trans" kid who has been a school shooter?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (k4dH2)
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Lesbian levels?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:46 PM (uTPtJ)
Posted by: ALH at May 08, 2019 12:46 PM (uLuPn)
Everything about this runs counter to messaging.
The perps are gay and trans. Status: Bad story.
They used handguns (a pistol and a revolver), which they could not have obtained legally. Status: Worse story.
The school was secured by quick-thinking cops, but the attack was stopped by quick-thinking students, one of whom died for his efforts. Status: Unreportable story.
Watch this one vanish from the press.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2019 12:46 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2019 12:46 PM (mpXpK)
We see this from the deranged parents, the deranged school leaders and teachers and unions, the deranged democrat party, the deranged hollywood fools, and the deranged media.
The underbelly of our country is dirty ugly, thanks to the left. Their legacy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (vEIlU)
When you go from pitying dysfunction or being a victim, to celebrating it?
You get more of what you celebrate.
Posted by: Linus at May 08, 2019 12:46 PM (NgKpN)
Wait, I'm confused, is a transgender female 'a male' in her mind?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG)
- State of Colorado
Okay.
- Kids of Colorado
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (uTPtJ)
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Let's do shrooms.
Posted by: The People of Colorado at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (dNzKv)
..........
and anybody who doesn't want to have sex with it is a bully.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (cH3lq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (uTPtJ)
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Oh, don't worry, the Democrats have a plan for that too.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (GEpFD)
One of them was a registered Democrat. That will never be reported.
Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (uTPtJ)
Hey! We own millions of guns and billions of rounds of ammo. If we were the problem, you'd know about it.--White Male Patriarchy.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Billy Gibson at May 08, 2019
*
*
. . .
On "The City of New Orleans," no doubt -- changing cars in Memphis, Tennessee?
Warn Him that living here ain't cheap.
To bring it to the topic at hand (sorta):
Led Zep - "Royal Orleans." Which is about John Paul Jones accidentally picking up a tranny. He's the "John Cameron" in the lyric.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: JAS at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:40 PM (vEIlU)
Everything is beautiful
In its own way
Like the feces on the ground
In the San Francisco Bay.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (m79Dg)
HAH! My excuse for transporting this from below:
443 I left my scat in San Francisco
High on a hill, it flies so free
To be where little whizzened bums climb up on some parked cars
And splatter their dookie, I don't care
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at May 08, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (vP0jg)
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Note: The one who DIDN'T believe he was really a girl was a registered democrat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (uTPtJ)
When transgender females are outlawed, only real males will have dicks!
Wait, I'm confused, is a transgender female 'a male' in her mind?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019
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. . .
You're not the only one confused, brother/sister.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (elsTe)
__________________
Isn't this the second "trans" kid who has been a school shooter?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 08, 2019 12:45 PM (k4dH2)
Suicide rates are through the roof.
But with all the toxic violent rhetoric coming from the LEFT, I expect that to morph to outward, vs inward, violence.
Posted by: Don Q at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG)
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Transgender female is a male who thinks he is a female.
Transgender male is a female who thinks he is a male.
You can remember this by thinking transgender equals pretend so the next word is what they are pretending to be.
And yes, it pains me that I've read enough stories about this that I even know this.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)
There is *a lot* of that. PP acts as a facilitator in the rape and prostituting of often *very* young girls. If the republican party *actually* cared it would be a perfect avenue to shut them down. Removing federal funding would be a breeze.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2019 12:42 PM (uquGJ)
probably Hollywood's clearing house, or sex laundering locations
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (vEIlU)
It's for the busloads of grievance counselors who will be descending upon the school like locusts.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (/D1gp)
Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (AjVAj)
No, but if you don't turn it in there is a core charge.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (hdzef)
To this day I can't wrap my mind around the fact that Buffalo Bill and Leland Stottlemeyer are played by the same guy.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Lt. Aldo Raines at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (fuK7c)
Is there a buy-back program when you turn in your penis?
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (vP0jg)
Do you have any idea what they do with the penis you turn in?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)
With a fat New Orleans junkie
Charismatic solo lonesome some say
He was born plain lucky
Cruise the streets of Juarez
In his low-cut El Dorado
Divine command and oil slick hands
With brash and bold bravado
Mother Mary said, "Your time has come
For the river's wide but can be fought and won"
For the very love of God and Man
Jesus crossed the Rio Grande
Look at here, Jesus fell in step with a group
Of high-powered federals
Sat them down and formed their plan
Through a haze of cold Tecates
Judas said, "Now, Jeez, I know
You're prone to walk on water
If you swim downstream there's a better chance
That you'll make it across the border, yeah"
Mother Mary said, "Your time has come
For the river's wide but can be fought and won"
For the very love of God and Man
Jesus crossed the Rio Grande
Jesus made his run on a hot
And humid Friday night
But his vision, it was blinded
By the bright El Paso lights
He never saw the shot
That left him short of freedom's land
But the faithful they're still waiting
For the coming of their man
Well, Mother Mary said, "Your time has come
For the river's wide but can be fought and won"
For the very love of God and Man
Jesus crossed the Rio Grande
Posted by: Ian Moore at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
Holy crap.
You just broke my brain.
Thanks, dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (uTPtJ)
Is there a buy-back program when you turn in your penis?
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (vP0jg)
Do you have any idea what they do with the penis you turn in?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)
Shut up
Posted by: Hormel Foods, Inc at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (7HtZB)
54 20 The quitter even admitted on his social media that he was horrible at math.
Perfect guy for a STEM school.
meh. i'm horrible at math, too. logic makes sense. math *pretends* to be logic, but isn't.
oh. linear algebra. linear algebra makes sense, too. the rest of it, not so much.
and i have no idea why it's called "trigonometry" when its *really* all about how circles aren't your friends.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (sGtp+)
***
Dass rayciss.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (8zL5p)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (jxbfJ)
I'll tell you what. They may not have been "popular" in high school, but
I guarantee that won't be an issue for these two in prison.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
Didn't Mueller already get immunity from prosecution for these two?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (uTPtJ)
Getting the attention they crave.
The democrat party is the new modern Mental Hospital.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (+fPHo)
Transgender male is a female who thinks he is a male.
You can remember this by thinking transgender equals pretend so the next word is what they are pretending to be.
And yes, it pains me that I've read enough stories about this that I even know this.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (aXucN)
but its like in the Movie 'Rosencrantz and Guildernstern are Dead'.
Where about every other piece of dialogue their names switch.
Posted by: Don Q at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
----
I knew a rabbi who made wallets out of all the foreskins he collected. He sold them for $200 a piece.
I asked, "Who would pay that much for a wallet?"
He told me, "If you rub it hard enough, it becomes a suitcase."
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (vP0jg)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)
Skin grafts for Adam Schiff's ever-inflating skull.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
I like to assume that they were the same guy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)"
You've never read the ingredients for bologna, have you.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
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Like Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Max Power at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 12:53 PM (cH3lq)
Posted by: JAS at May 08, 2019 12:53 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 08, 2019 12:53 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (9kbfJ)
147 132
Is there a buy-back program when you turn in your penis?
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (vP0jg)
Do you have any idea what they do with the penis you turn in?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)
Shut up
Posted by: Hormel Foods, Inc at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (7HtZB)
We're just trying to find out how the sausage was 'unmade'. They say you don't want to know that.
But dammit! you can't redact that stuff! Congress has a right to know!
Posted by: Fatass Nadler at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
Naw, Leland Stottlemeyer was played by that guy in War Games.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (elsTe)
To this day I can't wrap my mind around the fact that Buffalo Bill and Leland Stottlemeyer are played by the same guy.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019
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. . .
I always thought Ted Levine should at least have gotten an Oscar nod as Best Supporting Actor in Lambs. In a movie filled with stellar and iconic performances, he still stood out.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (elsTe)
Is there a buy-back program when you turn in your penis?
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:48 PM (vP0jg)
Do you have any idea what they do with the penis you turn in?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)
Shut up
Posted by: Hormel Foods, Inc at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (7HtZB)
Hey now! Where do you think we get our 'Big Bag of Dicks' for people to eat!
Posted by: ACME Corp at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (NgKpN)
I know one of them is going to drop the trans act real fast.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (JgLEu)
I'll tell you what. They may not have been "popular" in high school, but
I guarantee that won't be an issue for these two in prison.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
But the CO taxpayers will end up paying for transition surgery
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2019 12:54 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Math illiterate shooter at May 08, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)
Who hasn't wanted to go on a shooting spree half-way through a semester of diff eq?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (wCmLp)
Happens to the best of us sometimes.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (ez1vH)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (VpIIl)
Prolly some Trump-hate spoken there.
Anybody know her FB friends?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
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Holy crap! That was Ted Levine?!
Mind blown.
He was excellent in Shutter Island, though.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (vDqXW)
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Lesbian levels?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 08, 2019 12:46 PM (uTPtJ)
I've heard some of the most intense DV occurs with lesbian couples. Serious injuries.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (NWiLs)
Happens to the best of us sometimes.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy
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See what I'm sayin'?!
Posted by: Rodney King at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (vP0jg)
This is no surprise, poor David was destroyed by Dr. Money using him and his twin as guinea pigs to push the narrative it could be possible to raise a boy as a girl.
David killed himself. Dr. Money had already died, one wonders which Circle in Hell the doctor resides in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (cH3lq)
Willowed in the last thread, but doing great here. Chilling on a cool island, drink in hand. I could come back again just to spend a week here. And or Air bnb host has cousins in my hometown. How's that for a small world story?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (rI6fg)
When I was in high school (early 1970s), this sort of thing simply DID NOT HAPPEN. Never. And make no mistake, firearms were every bit as ubiquitous then as they are now, if not more so. (Hell, I was given my first rifle when I was 13, as were most of my peers.)
And "bullying"? These little shitbirds nowadays have no idea what real bullying is like, compared to when I was in school.
The real question is, what has changed? Up until the late 1980s, this sort of thing simply didn't happen. Then in the late 1980s, boom, it started and has not stopped since. Why? SOMETHING has fundamentally changed in these kids, and it started with the Gen X/Y/Z/Millennial crowd.
And again, this is not about guns. It never has been. The guns have ALWAYS been there, and readily available. Yet now, in the past 30 years, these little shits have started going around intermittently and shooting each other, where this never happened before.
The chair is open to suggestions. What has changed?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (VpIIl)
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Brian Sims hasn't done that yet!
Posted by: Future History Spoilers at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: MAGA at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (fGw3v)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
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Holy crap! That was Ted Levine?!
Yep. Kept Monk in a pit in his basement. Turned him into a germophobe.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (GEpFD)
Well, don't forget that for one of those he was in foster care.
Posted by: Caliban at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (dNzKv)
Yeah, between that and the hacking up babies to sell parts, its a slam dunk but it is painfully obvious that the GOP gets funding from Planned Parenthood as well and does not want to dry up that pipeline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+)
--bbrrzzyyykk--
You conservatives better check your rhetoric or it could lead to violence.
--bbrrzzyyykk--
You conservatives better check your rhetoric or it could lead to violence.
--bbrrzzyyykk--
You conservatives better check your rhetoric or it could lead to violence.
--bbrrzzyyykk--
Posted by: The MSM at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (t41dG)
Obviously, out of respect for their feelings, we won't be asking questions about who exactly encouraged and supported this 'trans' bullshit, nor what the therapist knew.
Posted by: The MFM at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (IPZPl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (dNzKv)
Full Spectrum Lawfare.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (Ct55T)
I don't want to point and laugh at the dude for being shit at math.
I'm shit at math too.
But I didn't kill anybody over it.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (VpIIl)
***
That has "Tarantino" written all over it.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (opDqh)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
Columbine made it a "thing". Now its an option, an alternative to suicide. Before that, nobody considered it.
Posted by: I WAS PHONE at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (wTvdS)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (rI6fg)
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That's great! Do you know his cousins? So glad you're having a great time, and thanks for following me over here to let me know.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (aXucN)
Agreed, and cue up numerous op-eds and screeching talking heads droning on about how that's all Trump's fault.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)"
You've never read the ingredients for bologna, have you.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
Bologna is the prime stuff. You meant scrapple.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (q1Pj5)
Prolly some Trump-hate spoken there.
Anybody know her FB friends?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (+fPHo)
actually, I 'd do the same.
Between internet trolls and MSM vultures? Even someone who tried to do the right thing but has their hands tied by the current system, could easily be destroyed.
Posted by: Don Q at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (NgKpN)
Which is about John Paul Jones accidentally picking up a tranny.
Happens to the best of us sometimes.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (ez1vH)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
Don't look at me, I didn't change.
-God
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 08, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)"
You've never read the ingredients for bologna, have you.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
Bologna is the prime stuff. You meant scrapple.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (q1Pj5)
Potted meat and frankfurters.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
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It's the nihilism.
The zero-sum game of the existence of the human-beast. I was actually in high-school when the very first school murder that I had ever heard of took place in our Jr. High.
It's not really so "new", but it has been growing.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (vDqXW)
Its kind of baffling because this has even less ground support than homosexual marriage. The entire nation is by a very large margin opposed to this crap and yet the elite and establishment is totally for it.
This issue is the most stark and extreme division between voters and establishment I've ever seen in my lifetime. Its like 70/30 and yet the establishment thinks its a totally obvious compulsory thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs
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As I keep telling people, there is no "very special episode" of "Leave it to Beaver" covering guns at school.
When 20-year-olds try to tell me that we need to confiscate guns, I ask them, "Why are you the first generation that can't be trusted with firearms?"
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (vP0jg)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at May 08, 2019 12:55 PM (ez1vH)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM (jxbfJ)
Can we please change the topic?
Posted by: Hugh Grant at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM (dNzKv)
It would be hilarious! But even better if he could get a GOP Congress and they split the 9th up. It's got too much power.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (cH3lq)
***
Well, god damn. Totally stealing that.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (GEpFD)
My guess..
Behavior altering drugs (mostly given to boys)
and social media (which enables bullying on a larger scale and also ensures notoriety of the shooter)
Posted by: McCool at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (KvRqW)
been. The guns have ALWAYS been there, and readily available. Yet now,
in the past 30 years, these little shits have started going around
intermittently and shooting each other, where this never happened
before.
The chair is open to suggestions. What has changed?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019
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. . .
Seconded. There were no shootings when I was in school a few years before you. (One kid got killed during a gang fight at a football game, but that was really rare.) Possibly it's the drugging-up of the kids, and if they go off the meds they can't handle reality? The constant message from the media and "thought leaders" and "influencers" that men are automatically evil and to blame for everything?
Both?
Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (elsTe)
Our sacred honor prevents us from giving you the archives
Posted by: Farcebook at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (Bvcbh)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
We live in a society where teenagers are increasingly isolated from the real world. When you have no responsibilities, no expectations of acting as an adult, no safe outlet for stress relief, and your primary interactions are digital... it's a bad combination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (wCmLp)
Not the people or students in it.
The building itself.
Holy f*ck, I hated that building.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (/eLQm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kte2wQiF5zU
Given racist Progressives if its done in an English speaking country and/or by a predominantly caucasian country we need to emulate it right away.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs
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As I keep telling people, there is no "very special episode" of "Leave it to Beaver" covering guns at school.
When 20-year-olds try to tell me that we need to confiscate guns, I ask them, "Why are you the first generation that can't be trusted with firearms?"
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (vP0jg)
YOU NAMED ME AFTER A BUCK-TOOTHED RODENT! I KEEEEEEEL YOU!
Posted by: Leave It To Beaver 2019 at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
____________
I haven't decided for sure on that issue. However, I'm investigating whether to indict Kendrick Castillo for obstruction of justice.
I tried to call him on the phone this morning, and the traitorous little prick wouldn't answer.
Posted by: Honest Bob Mueller at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: RBG at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (MAstk)
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Holy crap! That was Ted Levine?!
Yep. Kept Monk in a pit in his basement. Turned him into a germophobe.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 12:57 PM
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It puts the Purell on it's hands...
Posted by: irright at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (pMGkg)
***
This reminds me. Why is there no adjective to describe someone from NZ? I mean, I'm American. William Shatner is Canadian. Lucy Lawless is... a New Zealander.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (koNhm)
Yes, I believe it was on Sueday.
Posted by: Caliban at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (qEujL)
Back then, they could ignore family who objected but they couldn't ruin their lives. Now, in Canada at least, you can be threatened with jail if you don't support the mutilation of your child. How did the fascists eugenics fetishists win after all?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (uquGJ)
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Really? From the Ceding-Ground-R-Us party?
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (cH3lq)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (/eLQm)
If I'm any indication, Single parent household with just the father and no mother doesn't always work out, either...
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (FSPNP)
Transgender male is a female who thinks he is a male.
You can remember this by thinking transgender equals pretend so the next word is what they are pretending to be.
And yes, it pains me that I've read enough stories about this that I even know this.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:49 PM (aXucN)
And in both cases, they should be institutionalized and studied, not revered and celebrated.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)
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Parenting.
Spanking.
Participation trophies.
Not being told no.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (07se2)
Progda and Progressives in general have double standards which mean they have twice as many standards as us Normals do. The better to berate us with.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: dagny at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 12:58 PM
I know their business. I might know them by sight from church, nut not immediately by name.
No worries. If you behave and don't shiv anyone, I might even send a picture or two.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (rI6fg)
can you give us any context for the better part?
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (GEpFD)
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This reminds me. Why is there no adjective to describe someone from NZ? I mean, I'm American. William Shatner is Canadian. Lucy Lawless is... a New Zealander.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (GEpFD)
I always just call them Kiwis. They don't seem to mind.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (GEpFD)
They're called "Kiwis"
or En-zeds.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (Ct55T)
189.Boys not allowed to be boys. Ridlin etc. Single parent household
with mom and no strong male influence. Mainstreaming mentally ill kids.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2019
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Also part of the equation, I'll warrant.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)
Outdoor Intercourse Day!
whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)
That so?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (jqzUb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (rI6fg)
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I'd like that. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (aXucN)
When 20-year-olds try to tell me that we need to confiscate guns, I ask them, "Why are you the first generation that can't be trusted with firearms?"
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (vP0jg)
YOU NAMED ME AFTER A BUCK-TOOTHED RODENT! I KEEEEEEEL YOU!
Posted by: Leave It To Beaver
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Pretty sure that the shooter would be Larry Mondello.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (vP0jg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (FSPNP)
"Owebama supporter."
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (vWMNq)
You know, adjectives like "play."
(I can't wait to see if anyone gets that one.)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (GEpFD)
fucked up.. I can't imagine trying to be a parent these days.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (so+oy)
. . .
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 12:59 PM (vP0jg)
YOU NAMED ME AFTER A BUCK-TOOTHED RODENT! I KEEEEEEEL YOU!
Posted by: Leave It To Beaver 2019 at May 08, 2019
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You came home one day with a branch in your mouth. That's on you.
Posted by: Ward and June at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:03 PM (vP0jg)
Eddie Haskell was a shifty little prick, too....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (Ct55T)
good
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vEIlU)
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Where was this? And yes, good!
Posted by: bluebell at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: brak at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (PBASO)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Qwtw1)
Posted by: LGoPs
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The more we indulge it, the crazier they'll get.
"Damn! I'm sending out signals all over the place that I need help and they just keep calling it normal! I'd better up the ante!"
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (vP0jg)
I think it shows up in his postings on his social media blurts
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vDqXW)
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I didn't say I was surprised.
But I'm still angered about it.
Posted by: MAGA at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (fGw3v)
fucked up.. I can't imagine trying to be a parent these days.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (so+oy)
Parents used to be allowed to use fear to keep their children in line.
That is no longer allowed.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (vmRc0)
Something tells me she'll be breaking her balls to be sent to the women's prison that matches her real sex and not to the men's.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Dh1wo)
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That's a great point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (07se2)
You know, adjectives like "play."
(I can't wait to see if anyone gets that one.)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (GEpFD)
This is an American dog.
This is a Kiwi cat.
This is your brain on AoSHQ. Just by way of comparison.
Any questions?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
Outdoor Intercourse Day!
whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)
The woodpeckers are ready.
Posted by: G. Gnome at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (al6UK)
The chair is open to suggestions. What has changed?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
I submit to the Chair a theory I have called the Dr. Huxtible theorem.
When we were kids TV was full of bad guys, and good guys, and VERY violent cartoons, where life was shown to sometimes just suck.
The next generation however, was inundated with TV where every problem was solved in 30 minutes, and it was all funny along the way.
We were raised by a generation that formed in the Depression and WW2. Who KNEW that life sometimes sucked.
Our children were raised in an era of prosperity and pretty dang good times. They never learned the sad part of life, and that sometimes you just have to get through the bad times.
They were taught that they could have it all, right now, with little or no effort, because that's what both SCHOOL and TV told them.
So, when their unrealistic view of life, is confronted by reality? They snap.
Posted by: Don Q at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 08, 2019 01:00 PM (wCmLp)
worth repeating.
remember when kids:
joined sports teams
learned to play a musical instrument
went camping
went hiking
went over to a friends to swim in the pool
read books
went to church
had chores - like mowing the lawn
just going outside
without social media hanging around their necks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (vEIlU)
Comments at the end were all about right wingers and their guns! And reading the story from the press, nothing about the shooter mental problems. About time we think about common sense gun control....
Posted by: Colin at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Invw3)
But yeah, its society, its a lack of morality, a change in how kids are treated, and a shift away from any sense of responsibility or moral culpability beyond just what you personally want.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)
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Totally.
It's easy for people to go into denial over little things:
"I've got enough income to keep up my debt," or,
"My husband isn't cheating on me."
But, if the lie you're telling yourself is:
"I can chromosomally change myself into the opposite sex, because I don't feel at home in my own sex," that means you're a lunatic.
And lunatics are, by definition, CRAZY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (vP0jg)
"The more I blow shit up, the more they pretend it's not me!"
Posted by: Some kid in Berlin, I don't know, whatever at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Ct55T)
Lucy Lawless is... a New Zealander.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:01 PM (GEpFD)
They're called "Kiwis"
or En-zeds.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019
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En-Zedder? That, or Kiwi or plain old New Zealander, could function as an adjective. "Canadian William Shatner" -- "Canadian" is an adjective there, though it can also be a noun in the same form, i.e., "William Shatner is a Canadian." So why not "Kiwi Lucy Lawless"?
Posted by: Ward and June at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
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It's the nihilism.
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I think that's right but in addition I blame the media. They paint a picture of what life is supposed to be that is simply inaccurate and the progs tell them that if you don't have that kind of a life it's because you're being cheated by society.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:08 PM (vP0jg)
Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2019 01:08 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 08, 2019 01:08 PM (mvyKt)
Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2019 01:08 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: No kid in the 50's, ever at May 08, 2019 01:08 PM (Ct55T)
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Nah, Larry was harmless.
Unlike that sneaky little shit Gilbert. He's the one you need to watch out for.
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (k4dH2)
That is no longer allowed. Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (vmRc0)
"Son, I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of it."
Posted by: G. Gnome at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (al6UK)
"I can chromosomally change myself into the opposite sex, because I don't feel at home in my own sex," that means you're a lunatic.
And lunatics are, by definition, CRAZY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2019 01:07 PM (5aX2M)
I know I should probably be shot on sight just for having KNOWN transgenders, but none of the ones I knew seriously believed that they were being changed at the chromosome level.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (vmRc0)
Here's a wild guess....The one with severe gender dysmorphia?
And who in a humane world would've been committed and treated.
Bu-u-u-u-ut, then he/she couldn't be used as a political battering ram against Western Civ.
Ah well, omelets. Broken eggs.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (9X624)
If you can't discipline them then there's no boundaries on their attention seeking behavior
Posted by: brak at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (PBASO)
been. The guns have ALWAYS been there, and readily available. Yet now,
in the past 30 years, these little shits have started going around
intermittently and shooting each other, where this never happened
before.
The chair is open to suggestions. What has changed?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
The left. It all traces back to the left. Every frigging reason one can come up with can easily be traced to the left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (8zL5p)
"Oh my God, with this Eisenhower, I can't even! We have to do something about it!"
Posted by: No kid in the 50's, ever at May 08, 2019
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"Going madly for Adlai, are we?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (elsTe)
This is the dawning of the Age of Obama!
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I can't wait for the first transgender suicide bomber.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Don Q at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (NgKpN)
Millennials at the least are a fairly pessimistic generation. World is ending, no expectation of being able to retire, expecting to be poorer than their parents. These kids however are from Gen Z obviously given ages.
Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (mX8Vr)
trust me it still works, grandtots in Little League, eager to learn and work hard for grades, go to church, respect shown without hesitation
Can't get enough of that.
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (XTiHL)
Sure, you're raised insulated from every hardship and challenge, protected from pain and frustration and failure, and eventually you're gonna run into it anyway, but will have absolutely no skills or experience in how to handle it. Teens are already emotionally unstable and foolish but overconfident in their abilities, so they just cannot deal with some things under these circumstances. Some of them snap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Because it's not for these victims. Strike while the iron is hot, and get supplies for other homeless.
Extremely cynical, but not surprising.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2019 12:34 PM (OnEJV)"
Actually, I'm fairly sure what they're intending to do is the weird "let's all sit under blankets with stuffed animals and sing kumbaya" nonsense that seems to prevalent these last few years.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (eAshZ)
Nihilism means we have no solid definition for human worth, because along with the myriad things we don't really know, the social construct of "human worth" is one of them.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (vDqXW)
Outdoor Intercourse Day!
whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)
...........
don't get any sand in it.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2019 01:06 PM (f/e+k)
Last time I was in Denver, they had recently passed the pot law. I expected to smell nothing but burning weed everywhere. Only smelled it once.
Walking out of the airport to catch the shuttle to the rental car lot, 2 women going at it. Went out one evening with some co-workers that were looking for some clubs. First club - gay bar. Go downtown, dudes holding hands all over.
I had no idea Denver was so homo.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (IXZGh)
Part of it may be a desire to see if shooting ppl for real is different from shooting ppl in a video game.
Or maybe it's that doing it in a video game isn't any more fun.
And then there's also the idea that death means nothing anymore. If we're going to die no matter what, why endure the torture in between? Just get it over with.
And we have the constant demo on TV and in movies of how guns and violence are always the answer to a problem. And no one really dies. Oh they lie on the ground for a while but you never really got to know the ones who died. The heroes and even the villains don't die.
Then there there's just plain ol' insanity. Driven by society and your peers or lack thereof you go off the rails and you don't really think about much of anything and you do what feels like it might be fun or might make the little man in your head shut up.
We don't need gun control. We need people control.
Gun control has always been a misnomer. And the ones who see it that way are lying anyway as they know who they're really trying to control and why. And they know none of the laws they try or get passed will affect the actual ones who do the shooting.
It's a control thing.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (XmlCz)
Posted by: Drc at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (vbaSG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
"Fuck society" car is towed through frame in background.
Posted by: Thatch at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (VKoWw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: G. Gnome
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My dad's preferred threat was "I'm gonna rip your arm off and beat you to death with the bloody stump!"
...Seriously.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (vP0jg)
Government making it either illegal or extremely difficult for minors to get jobs. Mrs. Furious had her first job at age 11, and I had my first non-farm job, 20 hours a week, at 14. (And we're nowhere as old as Vic.)
Difficult for minors to do anything other than despair over how much their lives suck if they're not working.
Posted by: Furious George at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (Dh1wo)
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Oh, lordy. Please don't go there. I heard a preacher use the term "pillow your head" (meaning to go to sleep) and I wanted to commit GBH on him.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (GEpFD)
You can't indulge crazy. You just can't or you end up going crazy yourself. Treat them compassionately but above all else TREAT THEM!
Posted by: LGoPs at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (jqzUb)
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:12 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 08, 2019 01:12 PM (9kbfJ)
OK, again. "Kiwi" is a NOUN.
Kiwi is also a noun, but you can adjective a noun.
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019
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Yes, but "Canadian," for example, is a noun, and it can also work as an adjective.
"See that American over there?" (noun)
"American politician Hillary Clinton . . ." (adjective; describing two odious objects, but still an adjective)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 01:12 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Axeman
We do know what human worth is.
Less than a nickel.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (4/8k4)
fucked up.. I can't imagine trying to be a parent these days.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2019 01:04 PM (so+oy)
Parents used to be allowed to use fear to keep their children in line.
That is no longer allowed.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (vmRc0)
Hell, you can't even furnish information contrary to Teh Narrative anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
Wonder why everything is fucked up today? Just imagine where we'll be in 20 years...
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Furious George at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (9vQJW)
And the media tells them they live in Nazi Germany and that the world is going to end in 12(?) years.
Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (mX8Vr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (f/e+k)
If you need me to hold still, you're a pretty awful shot.
Especially for a Moron.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (vmRc0)
"See that American over there?" (noun)
"American politician Hillary Clinton . . ." (adjective; describing two odious objects, but still an adjective)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 01:12 PM (elsTe)
And the word "fuck" can be used as EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (/eLQm)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (Dh1wo)
*high five*
--Florida cops
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)
Difficult for minors to do anything other than despair over how much their lives suck if they're not working.
Posted by: Furious George at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (9vQJW)
Good point. All the Fast Food joints around here are staffed by adults, not kids like when I was in High School and College.
Posted by: Don Q at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (GEpFD)
That is no longer allowed.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:05 PM (vmRc0)
Nah. It still works.
And thus far, my 14 year old is awesome.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at May 08, 2019 01:13 PM (t41dG)
The kids will be dutifully pressing their shiny polyester jumpsuits in preparation for the morning's Daily Rage in the town square.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (Ct55T)
Outdoor Intercourse Day!
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Makes sense. It's when Nazi Germany got fucked for all the world to see.
Posted by: josephistan at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (7HtZB)
been. The guns have ALWAYS been there, and readily available. Yet now,
in the past 30 years, these little shits have started going around
intermittently and shooting each other, where this never happened
before.
The chair is open to suggestions. What has changed?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 08, 2019 12:56 PM (p0pYQ)
The left. It all traces back to the left. Every frigging reason one can come up with can easily be traced to the left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (9Om/r)
And ironically, it is the fucking Left - having created the problem in the first place - that insists on fixing it. By blaming us normals and trying to disarm us.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (jqzUb)
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Truth. "Dude" can also.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (GEpFD)
Fuck, dude!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (/eLQm)
Will enter the system and get worse, likely to commit suicide or more murders prior to said suicide.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (IXZGh)
There is no one there to defend the normal citizenry, so you better be carrying your own protection.
Just sayin
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (d7Ww2)
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When you noun an adjective it's called an appositive; i.e.,only the good die young.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (XmlCz)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (JgLEu)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (rI6fg)
I had no idea Denver was so homo.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:10 PM (IXZGh)
I'm guessing it was Traxx? It may be gay, but has the best music an hottest ladies.
Posted by: I WAS PHONE at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (wTvdS)
There is no one there to defend the normal citizenry, so you better be carrying your own protection.
Just sayin
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Protection? Like condoms? *hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
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But it worked so well for drugs...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: I WAS PHONE at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (wTvdS)
IT'S A TRAAAAAAP!
Posted by: John Paul Jones at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (Ct55T)
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I solved the pronoun conundrum long ago, simply use the perfectly good words English already has, just combine them.
SheHeIt.
Pronunciation is left as an exercise for th reader.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (/1bEs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (ez1vH)
Cyrkle, "Red Rubber Ball."
Now more than ever.
Posted by: Zod at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)
It's a common misperception among my friends in other states that folks can legally just walk around smoking weed in CO. That's still very much illegal.
In three years in Fort Collins I've only smelled it out in public once, some CSU guys who had just left a head shop (not a dispensary) and I guess couldn't wait to try out their new pipes right there in the parking lot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (XmlCz)
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If you used a police state to both ban guns and enforce anti-violence measures, it would.
But then you have a police state, and those don't have a good track record.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (vDqXW)
This is what we get. The media will completely drop this because no one can suggest a 15 year old taking hormones to become another sex would be crazy as shit.
Does NOT fit the narrative.
Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2019 01:18 PM (dpKLO)
When AG William Barr walked into a Trump Cabinet meeting today, he was greeted with a standing ovation.
BEST. APPOINTMENT. EVER.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 08, 2019 01:18 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: I WAS PHONE at May 08, 2019 01:16 PM (wTvdS)
No. Don't remember the name. Just remember after waiting in line for a while to get in, paying the cover, the first thing we saw was some dude in a diaper covered with electrical tape dancing on a raised platform.
We didn't say long......
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:18 PM (IXZGh)
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We're giving you a number and taking away your name.
Actually, I see the primary problem as a lack of courtesy. Kids are not trained from infancy (as they used to be) to not hit someone, not yell at someone, etc.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 08, 2019 01:18 PM (MIKMs)
No, it will be a cry for help from the oppressed transgender student.
Posted by: Jim at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (golr6)
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FZ was pretty much a knee-jerk lefty, but he was not overly fond of teh gheys.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2019 01:17 PM (ez1vH)
Data may be hard to get since some people obfuscate things with bullshit inclusions of school shootings(Somebody was shot near a school, a drug deal went bad in the school parking lot well after hours, someone committed suicide on campus, etc.).
Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (mX8Vr)
"shootin' a deer is fun but I like fishin' better!"
"how so?"
"well when you're shootin' a deer, it's just like every other deer and you know what you're gettin", but when you catch a fish you never know what's coming up! it's always a surprise!"
Last November was her first year at deer camp and her daddy just got a new boat to take her fishing in.
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (XTiHL)
At least here, if you are over 14 you are likely to be tried as an adult if the crime is murder or rape.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (yQpMk)
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I imagine tranny will be charged as an adult and go to big boy prison. In Colorado, you can charge juveniles as young as twelve as adults in certain cases including first degree murder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (vmRc0)
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No, of course not, and I am being insensitive to those who are recognize that they are very different from the rest of us.
I'm talking about the people who bring up these insane arguments that biology has nothing to do with gender in humans.
Surely, it's true that "gender is a social construct." In the sense that it's a linguistic and cultural one.
But these people have conflated gender and sex, so that they can claim that they those of us who reject that analysis are bigots, when we refuse to say that a man is not a woman, biologically.
Remember: they are the Party of Science.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Downcast at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (2UVTb)
When I was 12 my bicycle was just about the most important thing I had, and it was nothing to be out of touch with the rest of the world for three hours.
Now my daughter would freak if she couldn't get texts for an hour. I haven't gotten much traction cleaning up that situation, but she's likely to be going to a high school with a no-phones policy.
Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2019 01:20 PM (8erNz)
It's all the rage among the chirrun these days. Mostly because of the attention and praise that is heaped on those who are brave enough to want attention.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2019 01:20 PM (wv7qV)
Hey you! Fuckhead! Yeah, you!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2019 01:20 PM (4/8k4)
Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (mX8Vr)
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... A bullet struck a school.
Posted by: Axeman at May 08, 2019 01:20 PM (vDqXW)
Here's the paradox: the more they transition, the greater their risk of suicide. The suicide rates are somewhat exaggerated, but they are nonetheless very real.
Posted by: Max Power at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (q177U)
The guys in Cell Block 69 are gonna love 'Xim'.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (wv7qV)
I think we need to reevaluate the usefulness and veracity of psychiatry.
I think they've blown a cork.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (XmlCz)
***
Truth. "Dude" can also.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 08, 2019 01:14 PM (GEpFD)
Fuck, dude!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 01:15 PM (NWiLs)
I use the word dude a lot here. It my way of keeping the language a little cleaner than using my normal jersey dialect of "fuckin' guy". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2019 12:32 PM (elsTe)
Never underestimate the power of a blanket.
Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (TL6qR)
Donald J. Trump
Republicans shouldn't vote for H.R. 312, a special interest casino Bill, backed by Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren. It is unfair and doesn't treat Native Americans equally!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (vEIlU)
@thehill 2m
Schiff Introduces Constitutional Amendment to Overturn Citizens United http://hill.cm/oYAhn6F
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at May 08, 2019 01:22 PM (fAHXr)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2019 01:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2019 01:22 PM (8erNz)
"shootin' a deer is fun but I like fishin' better!"
"how so?"
"well when you're shootin' a deer, it's just like every other deer and you know what you're gettin", but when you catch a fish you never know what's coming up! it's always a surprise!"
Last November was her first year at deer camp and her daddy just got a new boat to take her fishing in.
Posted by: DanMan
I want to argue with her, but damn.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2019 01:22 PM (4/8k4)
The guys in Cell Block 69 are gonna love 'Xim'.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2019 01:21 PM (wv7qV)
Xe'll probably get put in the SHU or in PC.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 08, 2019 01:22 PM (NWiLs)
I thought that a bit odd for them to suddenly be so cautious here in deep blue Liberaltopia...
Oh, they are a couple of the protected class who like to do recreational drugs and are known to be unstable...!
Well hells yes then, we must never mention their identities or motives!
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 08, 2019 01:22 PM (P+Ru9)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (XmlCz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (d7Ww2)
Will not be reported by msm.
Donald J. Trump
GREAT NEWS FOR OHIO! Just spoke to Mary Barra, CEO of General Motors, who informed me that, subject to a UAW agreement etc., GM will be selling their beautiful Lordstown Plant to Workhorse, where they plan to build Electric Trucks. GM will also be spending $700,000,000 in Ohio...
....in 3 separate locations, creating another 450 jobs. I have been working nicely with GM to get this done. Thank you to Mary B, your GREAT Governor, and Senator Rob Portman. With all the car companies coming back, and much more, THE USA IS BOOMING!
Electric trucks. What will the Democrats say? Green Jobs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (3U22A)
Can't argue with that!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (+/7JY)
Last November was her first year at deer camp and her daddy just got a new boat to take her fishing in.
Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2019 01:19 PM (XTiHL)
Don't let her start gambling or playing gacha games.
Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (mX8Vr)
I haven't seen it, but bear in mind that there are NO good options in SA, it's oleaginating back into the customary African kleptocracy.
Posted by: JEM at May 08, 2019 01:24 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (XmlCz)
Ow.
My grammar receptors.
But yeah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2019 01:24 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2019 01:24 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: Surfperch
Maybe loads of testosterone?
Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2019 01:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2019 01:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: G. Gnome
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My dad's preferred threat was "I'm gonna rip your arm off and beat you to death with the bloody stump!"
...Seriously.
Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2019 01:11 PM (vP0jg)
I got that one from my mom. My dad just gave me a glare that would melt steel and I knew I was SOL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 08, 2019 01:25 PM (RD7QR)
Electric trucks. What will the Democrats say? Green Jobs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2019 01:23 PM (vEIlU)
They will be the most useless trucks ever.
Posted by: Sponge at May 08, 2019 01:25 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 08, 2019 01:25 PM (XmlCz)
Posted by: Bobby Simmons at May 08, 2019 01:25 PM (3iAUW)
Posted by: JEM
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Let me toss another "what went wrong" factor into the mix: government recreation programs. Everything has to be organized by government employees with degrees in Leisure Science.
No more baseball games in vacant lots. No more arguing, pushing, shoving over whether you were safe or out. An adult decides it for you.
Out on your bike all day? Social workers would have you in foster care by nightfall.
Posted by: Furious George at May 08, 2019 01:26 PM (9vQJW)
...because it would be devastating to my case!
Posted by: Liar, Liar at May 08, 2019 01:26 PM (IPZPl)
Amazing, so far Government Motors has been resisting doing anything that might help Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2019 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Oh, some of us definitely still do.
Why do we have more school shootings/junior-league psychos today?
I would say a combo of fatherlessness-causing-rage, common usage of psych drugs, but mostly - our kids lack Superego.
Not that Freud wasn't an ass, but he was on to something with that. Superego had to be LEARNED it was not innate. My parents (I'm Gen X) were too busy working, cheating on each other, gambling and socializing to pay us kids much attention. Then they divorced. This was pretty common, but it's common-er now.
I still got that layer of self-abnegation applied to me at Catholic school, and by my grandparents and other family members, and even by friends (who kept you grounded in those days).
Now? no one is doing the hard work of "raising up" kids - AKA "socializing" them for polite society. Even involved parents won't do it, they are all about putting their kids on pedestals or befriending them.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 08, 2019 01:28 PM (Rarvo)
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Daddy also uses the boat for overturning accidents with too many bangsticks and she must be a lot older for that trip. That Snoopy life vest only works for barbie or ninja turtles fishing poles. (I still have the Snoopy vest for my grandkids.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 08, 2019 01:29 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2019 01:09 PM (8zL5p)
'Kiwi' is transitioning to an adjective.
You h8ters.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2019 01:30 PM (ufFY8)
Fear is a powerful motivator.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 08, 2019 01:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Vic at May 08, 2019 12:47 PM (mpXpK)
Sarah Sanders needs to ask the presstitutes why they don't report it. Don't answer any of their other questions until they answer her question.
Posted by: clutch at May 08, 2019 01:33 PM (qVYo4)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 08, 2019 01:37 PM (h78gC)
Why is "gun violence" bad and all other forms of violence OK?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 08, 2019 01:39 PM (h78gC)
So I guess specialists in finger-painting and graffiti art can get teaching jobs with some of that money now.
An explicit sign of how school districts lust after watering down these programs. Genuinely educated kids? Forget about it. The teachers union will hold them back like Horatio at the bridge. They shall not pass.
*sigh*
Do you seriously think either one of these Colorado paste eaters was ever going to be a mathematician or engineer? Only if those job titles lose all meaning (see collapsed patriarchy-free pedestrian bridge in Florida.)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2019 01:41 PM (xth7t)
O/T, but Ozzy Osborne "No More Tears" is a really good song. Especially at high volumes with a subwoofer.
Posted by: Sponge
_____________________
Correct...
Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at May 08, 2019 01:43 PM (0mskG)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 08, 2019 01:48 PM (n+0Aw)
I think we need to reevaluate the usefulness and veracity of psychiatry.
I think they've blown a cork.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist
It's been 30 years since college and my last close up encounter with shrinks. The psych students all seemed very messed up, and when asked why they were studying psych, every one said "I had lots of trouble, but my psychiatrist fixed all that. They inspired me so much that I want to help others like they helped me." It was like a bunch of train wrecks studying how to be more wrecked and dreaming of the others that they could wreck along the way.
Posted by: Downcast at May 08, 2019 01:50 PM (2UVTb)
No more baseball games in vacant lots. No more arguing, pushing, shoving over whether you were safe or out. An adult decides it for you.
Out on your bike all day? Social workers would have you in foster care by nightfall.
Posted by: Furious George at May 08, 2019 01:26 PM (9vQJW)
"Playdates."
No kid-run games. No football in the street - when's the last time you saw that?
Used to be that all kids (boys, anyway) played baseball in the vacant lot, regardless of how good or bad they were.
Nowadays, the most talented 1% play on adult-organized travel teams, with uniforms, schedules, umpires, etc., with their parents paying for lessons and camps, etc. in hopes of the kids' getting college scholarships.
The rest maybe play a baseball video game, while they eat Doritos.
I think that that's sad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 01:50 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 01:52 PM (Lv/P3)
Another stupid aspect of language in our time: "first responder". The "first responder" on the scene are NOT the police, nor are they the firefighters, nor are they the paramedics. In an emergency - as espoused by some in the business I cannot remember - YOU are the first responder.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 08, 2019 01:52 PM (h78gC)
Posted by: beehive at May 08, 2019 01:53 PM (2u8LP)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at May 08, 2019 01:48 PM (n+0Aw)
So being conservative/red is only possible if you're white?
We just can't treat people as individuals anymore...
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 08, 2019 01:54 PM (h78gC)
So I guess specialists in finger-painting and graffiti art can get teaching jobs with some of that money now.
An explicit sign of how school districts lust after watering down these programs. Genuinely educated kids? Forget about it. The teachers union will hold them back like Horatio at the bridge. They shall not pass.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 08, 2019 01:41 PM (xth7t)
Mustn't ruffle the self-esteem of those who don't make the cut. Solution? Don't have a cut. Our local high school accepts everybody who wants to play football. No one is cut. Half of the male (I think) student body is riding the pine for the season.
Instead of STEAM, I propose a new acronym that stands for: Science History Internet Technology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2019 01:55 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 08, 2019 01:12 PM (9kbfJ)
In a sane world, the Portland Police Department would be immediately shut down and disbanded, and their members permanently forbidden from seeking employment in any law enforcement capacity, for abdication of responsibility.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 08, 2019 01:58 PM (h78gC)
Posted by: Downcast at May 08, 2019 01:50 PM (2UVTb)
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That's sort of like my opinion about many (especially young) psychiatrists. They are emotional fragile people who got into the field in order to come in contact with patients they consider "losers" who in turn help them feel better about themselves.
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