Are You As Racist as a #Woke Leftist Democrat?

Joe Biden's already getting slammed by #Woketarians over his Instagram announcement.

Can you spot the offense?

No? How about I zoom up on the part of it containing the offense?

Can you spot it now?

This offense is so grave that, as you can see in the comments, one Democrat searches around for reasons to explain such a horrible thing and comes up with the excuse, "maybe the Russians started it?"

Do you see it yet?

No?

Well I didn't either.

My guess was that they were taking Biden's hand on Obama's shoulder to be "possessive" and "colonialist" or some bullshit?

But no, that's not it.

A friend had to explain it to me.

The "anti-racists" immediately saw the "N" on Obama, which was really just the last letter of Biden's name, and thought "N***er."

But you didn't see that, so you are a racist, and their brains all immediately filled with the all-caps word "N***ER," which means, see, they're not racists.

Gaslit enough yet?

Another fun story is Joe Biden's claim that Obama isn't endorsing him for President because Biden asked Obama not to endorse him.

Not even idiot leftwingers believe that.

you don't know him, he goes to another school https://t.co/m6WxYACOZT
— Kevin McNamara (@KevinMPMcNamara) April 25, 2019

I asked Rihanna not to DM me https://t.co/p3TytePAjH
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) April 25, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:25 PM

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1 LOL

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (q177U)

2 Badfinger Biden!

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:26 PM (kQs4Y)

3 I called the others...

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (q177U)

4 We have not yet begun to be crazy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (zRiIZ)

5 I thought the N stood for NO.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (q177U)

6 I've asked Kate Upton not to call me.

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (xSo9G)

7 N = Near?

Posted by: Bruce at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (8ikIW)

8 Can't you see this man is an N?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (zRiIZ)

9 Haha

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 06:27 PM (qVEDl)

10 I asked nobody ever not to bang me.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

11 The N placed on Obama! That's hilarious! These SJW people are comedy gold.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (xptlg)

12 I insisted Kate Winslet stop sitting on my face

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

13 I thought it just meant that Obama was a big ol' nagger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (Kpl3J)

14 I've asked Kate Upton not to call me.

She has always respected that request from me as well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 06:29 PM (zRiIZ)

15 Not to ENdorse?

Uh huh. I see that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:29 PM (bsfko)

16 haha, of course.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 06:29 PM (GBteo)

17
I've ordered Yanet Garcia not to twerk in my face.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:29 PM (f1Vqw)

18 I commanded Demi Rose to stop slapping me with her boobs.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

19 They should do a mash-up with the feminist restaurant chicks.

something something hold space something patriachy N

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (bsfko)

20 Did the Offensatrons go through frame by frame to get that?

Because it looks like they did.

Yeah, gods, it must be exhausting to live like that. And I get personally offended at broad societal trends.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (GbPPJ)

21 The candidate is near?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (PAZYq)

22 Debates are going to be epic.

Posted by: Ever at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (WvFai)

23 Venn diagram of Biden's predilections:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/D5AXsORXsAAPvzp.jpg:large

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (kQs4Y)

24 N stands for Nigel, which is Biden's real first name. He realised that as "Nigel" he'd never get elected, so he had it changed when he was in uni. But now he's returning to his roots, and he's using his real name. Nigel Corknethersole Biden.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (CPk08)

25 Please, Obama, let your Sh*t Midas touch flow and endorse Joe Biden.

Thank you.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (qC1Sy)

26 N as in Nimrod

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (Wd55D)

27 Oh FFS. It did make me laugh though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (dUJdY)

28 What does it say about me that I did guess that the big N would be what the clowntards are freaking out over?

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (Izzlo)

29 It's Roy Batty's thumb on Omaba's shoulder. They edited it out in the Final Cut.

Posted by: 13times at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (K3B2k)

30 Biden: "I asked President Obama not to endorse"

"Yeah, my last boss was totally going to write me a letter of recommendation, but I was like, 'No way, man, I want to get this on my own.'"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (jn7FC)

31 Fox is going to have a good time with this?

What?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (BD/yx)

32 Would it have been better if only half the "N" was on Obama?

Posted by: OCBill at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (df+Zi)

33 What an endless unsiecing torture to be so #woke.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2019 06:31 PM (ooB71)

34 I told Helen Mirren and Jane Seymour to never call me for a threesome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (gC2IV)

35 Swalwell will be out polling Biden in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (qVEDl)

36 Nope, we didn't find it offensive, so that still makes us the racists. It's a White Privilege dogwhistle or something.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

37 I really wonder how many of the really crazy (I know, how do you define "really", right?) ones are trolls or communist agitators just trying to sow discord.

Some things just seem so far fetched that they must be Russian agents playing us!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (xptlg)

38 But now he's returning to his roots, and he's using his real name. Nigel Corknethersole Biden.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (CPk0

Joseph Robinette Biden wasn't goofy enough?

Posted by: DanMan at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (XTiHL)

39 Debates are going to be epic.

Like a series of psychotic gerbil orgies. On meth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (zRiIZ)

40 Are You As Racist as a #Woke Leftist Democrat?
........

No. In that pic Obama is the owner and Joe is the lawn jockey.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (HgMAr)

41 "Are You As Racist as a #Woke Leftist Democrat?"

no

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (t+qrx)

42 23 Debates are going to be epic.
Posted by: Ever at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (WvFai)
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I doubt that. Those people will talk in a weird word salad of victimologese and socialism while claiming to represent "real" American values.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)

43 Nothing establishes your cred faster than having a blackish guy for a pal.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (MVjcR)

44 What is the meaning of the N?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (aWjrD)

45 The DNC knows Biden is there only hope. You saw how they fixed it for Hillary, they will fix the primary for Biden.

Their game has always been to get the person most electable to the front of the line. Then they use them as a stealth vessel for their agenda.

Biden is whitey enough and can fool the old stupid Dems who still think the party is moderate, into voting. Once elected, he will go full radical Democrat. Count on it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (4dI2S)

46 Leftists must be walking on egg shells when in company of other Leftits.
Because soon outing other 'soft Leftists by others trying to secure their own position will happen. It will happen.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (BbGew)

47 What an endless unsiecing torture to be so #woke.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

To be #woke, is to be tired all the time.

Posted by: Bruce at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (8ikIW)

48 >>>Swalwell will be out polling Biden in 2 weeks.
Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (qVEDl)

Just Biden? I would think he'd want a larger pool to sample.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (q177U)

49 Swalwell will be out polling Biden in 2 weeks.

Phrasing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (zRiIZ)

50 N is short for Nacho President, right, Hillary?

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (Wd55D)

51 Nothing establishes your cred faster than having a blackish guy for a pal.
Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (MVjcR)

"Hey, some of my best friends have pals who happen to be black-ish."

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (t+qrx)

52 Mental illness is, evidently, catchy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (jUVms)

53 14 I thought it just meant that Obama was a big ol' nagger.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 06:28 PM (Kpl3J)

The clue is: "People who annoy you."

More seriously, if you see Biden's whole instagram page it is really a big nothing.

But that just shows how the Left frames things. They zoom into tiny insignificant details and howl, and utterly miss the big picture.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (ujg0T)

54 I commanded Demi Rose to stop slapping me with her boobs.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:29 PM

I had to Google that.

O_o

Shouldn't have done that half an hour before church. Wasn't prudent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (PAZYq)

55 Joseph Robinette Biden wasn't goofy enough?

Posted by: DanMan at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (XTiHL)

When you consider that his grandfather changed the terminal "t" to an "n", nope.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (CPk08)

56 That's rice. Glad I'm not woke.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (xInes)

57 (checks results from 2018 election)

Yeah, thanks again for voting to inflict this madness on us by mayking these lunatics the House majority, suburban women.

Thanks a fucking ton for that.

Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (giAl1)

58 I doubt that. Those people will talk in a weird word salad of victimologese and socialism while claiming to represent "real" American values.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)
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I am tempted to make Leftist/Intersectional/Victimology/SJW "Buzzword Bingo" cards for the Dem debates.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (I2dne)

59 heh, no homo, but that actually is a pretty good picture of the dog eating jug eared cafe-au-lait little bottom bitch.

He almost looks like he has a soul.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (Ct55T)

60 21 Did the Offensatrons go through frame by frame to get that?

Because it looks like they did.

Yeah, gods, it must be exhausting to live like that. And I get personally offended at broad societal trends.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 06:30 PM (GbPPJ)

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I saw Offensatrons open for Orgasmotrons in 1973

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (qC1Sy)

61 >>>Because soon outing other 'soft Leftists by others trying to secure their own position will happen. It will happen.

oh that already happens. That's why they're all so quick to signal their conformity to the hive-mind -- they know they can be Accused at any moment. They have to prove their Loyalty to the Party every minute of every hour of every day.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

62 Ya I know I'm on a cell .

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (qVEDl)

63 No, gone blameit gang blammit! The President is a N[Bell Tolls]...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (7s3Gx)

64 Photo caption:

Retards are very happy people.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (HgMAr)

65 Nothing establishes your cred faster than having a blackish guy for a pal.
Posted by: Weasel

Some of my best friends are blackish

Posted by: Bruce at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (8ikIW)

66 When I saw the "N" I immediately thought Nancy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (4e+hS)

67 How many of those #Wokeatarians are us, having way too much fun?

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Wd55D)

68 Between this and Bernie getting heckled last night by the SJW, my liver may not survive primary season.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (gC2IV)

69 I am tempted to make Leftist/Intersectional/Victimology/SJW "Buzzword Bingo" cards for the Dem debates.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (I2dne)
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Just as long as it's not a drinking game, because we'd all probably be under the table within the first opening statement.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)

70 The fragile lefties are just going to love my Nebraska Cornhuskers hat this summer.

Posted by: Big Red N at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (/jhm9)

71 Once elected, he will go full radical Democrat. Count on it.

He won't be elected.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

72 Shouldn't have done that half an hour before church. Wasn't prudent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2019 06:33 PM (PAZYq)

Ah, you'll be fine.

When you spontaneously yell out, "Oh, Jesus!" mid sermon, they'll think nothing of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Ct55T)

73 no, I didn't see it in the big one, but when zoomed in on "N" figured that must be their complaint.

Here's the thing though, their very expensive ad guys surely could have seen it ... they had to choose the pics for each letter, and were very aware of putting the "N" on Obama. no really, they WOULD have seen that. That is what ad guys do .. examine every element for messaging.

So yes, Sen Byrd may have died, but old Uncle Joe still has Klan friends. too bad for Joe ... he doesn't want to go on the road campaigning anyway ... unless he gets to grope young girls at every stop, and his handlers would probably deny him even that.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

74 What is the meaning of the N?

N is the chemical symbol of nitrogen. Which is a key ingredient in bird poop and other organic fertilizers.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (pPNCa)

75 Does one Ndorse Cory Booker?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (+y/Ru)

76 if the obama pic had been in the upper left, and had the "B" over it, they would have said it stood for "BOY."

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

77 The D N C?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (bsfko)

78 How many of those #Wokeatarians are us, having way too much fun?
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Wd55D)
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The beautiful thing is that it doesn't matter. The Woke Folks' desire to constantly one-up each other means that they just make their own situation worse after they get trolled.

Victim gamesmanship is stupid because there's no way to win the game...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (I2dne)

79 shithouse rats have nothing on these phucktards.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (KP5rU)

80 Also, I asked the new Bond Girl to stay away from me:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6960299

Ana de Armas is her name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (f1Vqw)

81 oh that already happens. That's why they're all so quick to signal their conformity to the hive-mind -- they know they can be Accused at any moment. They have to prove their Loyalty to the Party every minute of every hour of every day.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

I don't just call them Demunists or Commiecrats or both for nothing.

The dark comedy "The Death Of Stalin" really IS their Party today.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (ujg0T)

82

I asked Kathy Ireland not to come to my house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (aKsyK)

83
I worship at the Church of Boobs.

And Ass.

And Vulvae. The Church of the Divine BBV.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:37 PM (f1Vqw)

84 Didn't know this one..

@Liz_Wheeler 6 minutes ago

In 2013, VP Joe Biden travels to China to discuss issues.

Biden brings his son Hunter with him.

Two days later, Biden returns.

Coincidentally, Hunter secures a $1.5B biz deal with Chinese.

Suddenly, Joe's position on China issues... softens.

Via Extortion by @peterschweizer.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 06:37 PM (cF8AT)

85 I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 06:37 PM (TdMsT)

86 Do people like Swallwel and Buttigig really think they can win or is this your classic campaign contribution money grab?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 06:37 PM (jUVms)

87 The subtext of the photo is interesting.

Biden is trying to ingratiate himself in his shitty shiteating shithead way.

JEF is looking away laughing like, "What the hell did this weirdo just say?!?!!? I can't even!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:38 PM (Ct55T)

88 Biden said, "The ex-president is near!"

Posted by: Authentic Leftist Jibberish at April 25, 2019 06:38 PM (YR7aL)

89 Oh and i knew immediately what offense they were gonna yell about.. I'm woke and shit.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 06:38 PM (cF8AT)

90 That secret code must mean his wife is a Bitch.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at April 25, 2019 06:38 PM (IuUh9)

91 This just in: the Newspeak alphabet has just been released, and it only has 25 letters.

Carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (c9gj1)

92 The D N C?

To me, it looks like the N from the NBC Nightly News logo, which must have gotten amputated.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (pPNCa)

93 87 Do people like Swallwel and Buttigig really think they can win or is this your classic campaign contribution money grab?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 06:37 PM (jUVms)

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"I'll take "Yes" for $400, Alex.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (qC1Sy)

94 Ladyl!! how did the surgery go? Appears to have been a success!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

95 I wouldn't underestimate Biden as a candidate.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (4dI2S)

96 Remember when people rubbed their chins thoughtfully and said that choosing Biden as a running mate added "gravitas" to the ticket?

F'n lol

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (t+qrx)

97 Joe Bide_ just announced his candidacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:40 PM (c9gj1)

98 N is the loneliest letter that you'll ever do.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at April 25, 2019 06:40 PM (+y/Ru)

99 Numbskull?

Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2019 06:40 PM (88xKn)

100 To be fair, they are very dumb.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:40 PM (gC2IV)

101 95 Jewells

Guessing it went well -Baruch HaShem - else she wouldn't be posting...

Posted by: ibguy at April 25, 2019 06:40 PM (EHVbt)

102 Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 06:37 PM (jUVms)

Yes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

103 I'm actually about 80% certain that Biden will win the nomination and the presidency, fairly easily.

Because we, collectively, as a Nation...

are terminally f*cked in the head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (Ct55T)

104 The D _ C?

To me, it looks like the _ from the _BC _ightly _ews logo, which must have gotte_ amputated.
Posted by: Baseme_t Cat at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (pP_Ca)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (c9gj1)

105 *N* stands for NSFW

Is this the *NSFW* thread?

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (lfmil)

106 I wouldn't underestimate Biden as a candidate.

I have doubts about his health for a full campaign.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (zRiIZ)

107 I heard Barky the JEF was quite niggardly about endorsing Biden for his election.

Posted by: linguistic history at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (wNN8A)

108 >> I had to Google that.

O_o

--------------------------

Here. You can do penance later:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/demi-
rose/index.html

Remove line feed.

As we discussed before, the line between callipygian and steteopygous varies with the individual. Demi crosses that for me, but for some, "Dat Azz, doh!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (f1Vqw)

109 90 Oh and i knew immediately what offense they were gonna yell about.. I'm woke and shit.

Yep. Me too. A White N letter over a black guy? C'mon. That's too easy.

Posted by: havildar major at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (jpW6t)

110

Now that I no longer suffer from "job-lock," I'm finally free to "Live My Best Life" on Twitter!

https://tinyurl.com/y296genb

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (pmo2C)

111 For a guy who claims he doesn't want Obummer's endorsement, it seems odd that he uses photos of him and Obummer in most/all of his campaign propaganda!

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 06:42 PM (AMIL/)

112 I honestly didn't even notice there was a letter N there....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:42 PM (Ct55T)

113 >>I wouldn't underestimate Biden as a candidate.

I sure as hell wouldn't overestimate him. In 2008, he got 1% in the Iowa caucus and unlike wine he has not gotten better with age.

And then there is that little matter of Ukraine. Oh and China.

It would be a huge mistake not to factor in what is coming down the pike over the next few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

114 I saw the N and thought
Nope!
Nuts.
Never again.
Maybe if I really dig through all the N words in the dictionary I would get to that one eventually but, I'd skip over it.
I actually tossed a bunch of idiot teenagers out of my swimming pool for using that n word one time. If they would use that, what would they use for my Chinese daughter?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 25, 2019 06:42 PM (myjNJ)

115 https://tinyurl.com/y296genb
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (pmo2C)
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You may not remain and suffer but you remain insufferable.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:43 PM (qC1Sy)

116 Will Biden have the ability to endure an entire campaign? FFS, he had to make his announcement via video.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

117 Mark Levin shreading Creepy Uncle Joe's opening of his candidacy

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)

118 So after the primaries Buttigag and Swallwel can use the Presidential campaign funds for their local campaigns?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 06:43 PM (jUVms)

119 I instructed Tessa Fowler to stop rubbing her boobs all over my johnson.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

120 Imagine if the letters showing were "BID"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (Ct55T)

121 NPC. Indubitably.

Posted by: one of the quite ones at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (2GPSc)

122 @108
I once saw a clip of Dick Cavett trying to make the distinction with Muhammed Ali. Hilarity almost ensued.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (koNhm)

123 I asked Kate Upton to NOT blow me in front of her hubby. Cuz he's a really big dude and I'm really shy, but mainly because I don't want an ass whuppin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (Z4rgH)

124 97 Remember when people rubbed their chins thoughtfully and said that choosing Biden as a running mate added "gravitas" to the ticket?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (t+qrx)

No, I don't remember that, because I don't know how anyone could say that while keeping a straight face.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

125 Magic Negro?

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

126 I expect the Sandbots to go all in on bringing Biden down.

I love watching these people destroy each other.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (ZqRa6)

127 I didn't realize there was an "n" in Fucking Commie.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (koNhm)

128
How many votes will Biden lose because of the great travesty?
Who efnN cares?

Posted by: Glenn John at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (LilNs)

129 Love the comment that Fox will have a field day with this.

Lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (IGBva)

130 Don't we all agree that bitch Harris (like that bitch Hillary) will shred Joe's reputation to get what she wants?

Shit both of them blew much more powerful men to get where they are, what's one more old, white guy's reputation.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (jUVms)

131 I wouldn't underestimate Biden as a candidate.

I would. He's old, he's un PC, there's the Ukraine thing and if you think Trump won't bring that up plus the groping thing you are wrong. He's gonna have a blast with this. Not to mention whatever involvement he had in the Russia collusion crap.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

132 I'm actually about 80% certain that Biden will win the nomination and the presidency, fairly easily.

Because we, collectively, as a Nation...

are terminally f*cked in the head.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:41 PM (Ct55T)
++++++++++
I think Biden is the biggest risk to a Trump re-election. He can play to the center among people who are credulous or stupid.

Thankfully, his team looks like they want to take him out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (I2dne)

133 There's a reason Biden lost in the past. But this ain't 2008. That's before he was VP. He now carries that imprimatur.

I agree there is a lot of stuff out there on Biden. But the GOPIs incompetent and people are stupid.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (VkWRL)

134 If I looked at a standalone of this pic, I'd notice nothing. Pair it with the headline and it leaps off the page.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

135 Not to spoil it but isn't jugulars a Mulatto not a N****r?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (xInes)

136 I never realized Ebola was such a goofy looking mutherfucker.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (NLLmE)

137 I sure as hell wouldn't overestimate him. In
2008, he got 1% in the Iowa caucus and unlike wine he has not gotten
better with age.

And then there is that little matter of Ukraine. Oh and China.

It would be a huge mistake not to factor in what is coming down the pike over the next few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 06:42 PM (/tuJf)
Honestly, I think a dead catfish would get 40% of the popular vote. Looks like Trump will likely win at this point, but a lotta people hate his guts, and whoever runs against him I think will just mostly have to not completely fuck up, rather than actually be anything worth voting for., in order to have a chance.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (CPk08)

138 2020 will be entertaining that's for damn fucking sure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (IGBva)

139 Geez - I was a solid Trump guy until this pic came out. Biden is such a cool hombre!

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (MVjcR)

140 I'm an idiot

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (CPk08)

141 POLITICO 10/18/2016:
President Barack Obama has a blunt message for Donald Trump: "Stop whining."

Speaking alongside Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi in the Rose Garden, Obama dismissed Trump's incessant talk of a rigged election as a whimper coming out of a campaign that treats this election like a joke.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (e8kgV)

142 134 There's a reason Biden lost in the past. But this ain't 2008. That's before he was VP. He now carries that imprimatur.

I agree there is a lot of stuff out there on Biden. But the GOPIs incompetent and people are stupid.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2019 06:46 PM (VkWRL)

Every four years there's a whole new crop of stupid to deal with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (Ct55T)

143 The stuff with Hunter and his business dealings has legs.

Also, is Hunter the same one that's fucking his dead brother's wife?

Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (UfkIY)

144

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (CPk08)

145 Oh, BTW...they're the "cool" ones.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (NLLmE)

146
I'd never heard of Tessa Fowler. I have now. She's a homestate gal, down the road from Columbia, SC.

Let's see if Boobipedia has an entry for her, with measurements.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (f1Vqw)

147 Remember when people rubbed their chins thoughtfully and said that choosing Biden as a running mate added "gravitas" to the ticket?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 06:39 PM (t+qrx)

No, I don't remember that, because I don't know how anyone could say that while keeping a straight face.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (sdi6R)
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Press whores are all actors. They probably practiced in the mirror before going on air after they got JournOList talking points for the day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (I2dne)

148 re 125: I remember that, because Biden would bring foreign policy experience to the ticket, even though his foreign policy experience was along the lines of "The Soviet Union is Powerful! We need to accept their place in the world! President Reagan, stop with whatever you are trying to do and make a deal with them!"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (ZqRa6)

149 No, I don't remember that, because I don't know how anyone could say that while keeping a straight face.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 06:44 PM (sdi6R)
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You have to remember, these are people who regard themselves as seriously smart and, therefore, believe everything that comes out of their mouth is a portentous pronouncement instead of the pretentious drivel it actually is.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (qC1Sy)

150 Oh.... NAGGERS

Posted by: Randy Marsh at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (0Ntuf)

151 I would. He's old, he's un PC, there's the Ukraine thing and if you think Trump won't bring that up plus the groping thing you are wrong. He's gonna have a blast with this. Not to mention whatever involvement he had in the Russia collusion crap.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

I would expect Trump to land the odd plagiarism zinger, too.

"Is that you talking, or is that Neil Kinnock?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (c9gj1)

152 And so the gaff-less campaign hits it's first snag.

Posted by: davo at April 25, 2019 06:48 PM (sMLEE)

153 How long til Biden in blackface pics show up?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:48 PM (gC2IV)

154 Here it is, boys and girls, fresh from utube;
Barack the Magic Negro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N08ZIsSPKuo

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (lfmil)

155
I would. He's old, he's un PC, there's the Ukraine thing and if you think Trump won't bring that up plus the groping thing you are wrong. He's gonna have a blast with this. Not to mention whatever involvement he had in the Russia collusion crap.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06

Remember, 2/3 of Americans don't know who their senators are. You think these people care abour or even understand the Ukraine thing? The country elected a black supremacist communist twice. They will elect anyone.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (IGBva)

156 Oh.... NAGGERS
Posted by: Randy Marsh

I hate those people.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (NLLmE)

157 "The president's a n*****!"

He said "The president is near!"

Blazin' Biden

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

158 When does Joe's campaign leak out that Bernie once plagiarized Eammon de Valera?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (Ct55T)

159 I think I would have been a better letter to superimpose over Obama

My conspiracy is he will get the nomination and pick Michelle Obama for his running mate

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (UNyae)

160 How long til Biden in blackface pics show up?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

You know he did.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (NLLmE)

161

Boobipedia says Tessa Fowler's sweater puppies are 32H.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)

162
Remember when people rubbed their chins thoughtfully and said that choosing Biden as a running mate added "gravitas" to the ticket?

No, they said it added grabby ass to the ticket

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 06:50 PM (TAmPV)

163 If Trump doesn't die, he's in like Flynn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

164 Boobipedia says Tessa Fowler's sweater puppies are 32H.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)

THIS right here is the cutting edge research i want to see my membership dues going towards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:50 PM (Ct55T)

165 There's a reason Biden lost in the past. But this ain't 2008. That's before he was VP. He now carries that imprimatur.

Yep, it's not 2008. Back then most Democrats thought there were less than a dozen genders and old white men hadn't become public enemy #1.

I doubt Biden will win the primary but if by some miracle he does Trump will hit him so hard he will kill his whole family. Nobody would be an easier target.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (/tuJf)

166 The stuff with Hunter and his business dealings has legs.

Also, is Hunter the same one that's fucking his dead brother's wife?

Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (UfkIY)

Yes. The Biden family is nothing, if not classy. And not a smidge of corruption.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

167 It's a paper shredding day...

I just found my pudding recipe!

Where do I send this to get in that cookbook people keep talking about.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (0mF4m)

168
Brie Larson has no entry in Boobipedia. Certainly none in Assopedia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (f1Vqw)

169 "Hey! Obama is a Commu-" *BONG*

Posted by: Biden Johnson at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (t5m5e)

170 I would expect Trump to land the odd plagiarism zinger, too.

"Is that you talking, or is that Neil Kinnock?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (c9gj1)

And what was revealing about that was not that Biden plagiarized, but who and what he plagiarized. A full blown Commie and Luddite Labourite.

This was before Tony Blair pushed the Labour Party back to a "Capitalism with lots of welfare state goodies" platform. They were out and out Communists then.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

171

Boobipedia is proof we are truly living in a golden age. Mankind has never had it better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 06:52 PM (f1Vqw)

172 They should have put the I over Barry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 06:52 PM (gC2IV)

173 Remember, 2/3 of Americans don't know who their senators are. You think these people care abour or even understand the Ukraine thing?

They will notice when Hunter Biden gets indicted on two continents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

174 One thing is guaranteed:

Joe gets the nod from his party?

Hunter goes to jail.

Book it. Bet on margin. Spend the money now. It's a bulletproof Schlage deadbolt lock.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:52 PM (Ct55T)

175 I am somewhat distressed that people here are talking about people who are "stupid" or "dumb" or whatever. They're "PoD" - People of Dumb.

Get woke already.

(/sarc, in case it's needed)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:52 PM (I2dne)

176 The pose in that picture!

I just see the governor in Blazing Saddles taking Bart aside.

"Can't you see that man is a ni- Oh, sorry."

Posted by: RKae at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (vP0jg)

177 Nobama: (Rubbing chin thoughtfully.) "Adding Joe as my VP will add gravlax to my campaign."

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (6XgGT)

178
Remember, 2/3 of Americans don't know who their senators are. You
think these people care abour or even understand the Ukraine thing?

They will notice when Hunter Biden gets indicted on two continents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
-----------------------------
And Reporting for Duty Kerry's step-hell spawn was involved, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

179 Obama looks that way because he rolled a half elf wizard for the Hamburger Mary's racial bonus.

wut?

Posted by: 13times at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

180 Ooh, medical question -- I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (kQs4Y)

181 I would expect Trump to land the odd plagiarism zinger, too.

"Is that you talking, or is that Neil Kinnock?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:47 PM (c9gj1)

"Neil Kinnock couldn't have said it better."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (c9gj1)

182 Son, you're on your own.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

183 The pose in that picture!

I just see the governor in Blazing Saddles taking Bart aside.

"Can't you see that man is a ni- Oh, sorry."
Posted by: RKae at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (vP0jg)
+++++++++++
i thought it was supposed to be a subtle "see, I put my hands on *everyone* - not just other men's wives and little girls" type of thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (I2dne)

184 Where do I send this to get in that cookbook people keep talking about.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (0mF4m)

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First: Contact Bluebell and let her know that Weasel said it was okay and that it would be included in the new version of TDG that will be coming out in #twoweeks

Second: Following this advice is probably about as safe as any other advice received from this particular forum.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 06:54 PM (qC1Sy)

185 This graphic makes me so angry it makes me want to spit instead if swallow!

Posted by: Corey Booker at April 25, 2019 06:54 PM (H5knJ)

186 So "N" is out?

What ow?

Posted by: McRomney at April 25, 2019 06:54 PM (OE84+)

187 181 Ooh, medical question -- I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (kQs4Y)

--------

You have monkeypox.

Posted by: WebMD at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (gC2IV)

188 The Deplorable Cookbook 2: Sloppy Seconds

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

189 So "N" is out?

What ow?
Posted by: McRomney at April 25, 2019 06:54 PM (OE84+)
+++++++++
Sorry, Mitt, you made this bed. I can still use "N" but thanks to Twitter, we all know how woke *you* are. No "N"s for you!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (I2dne)

190 rolled a half elf wizard for the Hamburger Mary's racial bonus.
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Ha! Hamburger Mary's!

We had a cluelessly square CO (years and years ago) who kept going on about this great place in Waikiki that served great burgers and tropical cocktails.

Oh, it sure does, Skipper!

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (kQs4Y)

191 You have monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD

::nods sagely::

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (NLLmE)

192 How much fo half an 'N'?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (0mF4m)

193 And what was revealing about that was not that Biden plagiarized, but who and what he plagiarized. A full blown Commie and Luddite Labourite.

This was before Tony Blair pushed the Labour Party back to a "Capitalism with lots of welfare state goodies" platform. They were out and out Communists then.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

Yep. And on top of that, he plagiarized another loser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:56 PM (c9gj1)

194 Wait?! You mean Obama is also a dick to his own people? Who would have thought?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 06:56 PM (gBYHI)

195 Shame o_ that day old sock.

Posted by: golfman at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (OE84+)

196 I wouldn't underestimate Biden as a candidate.

I would. He's old, he's un PC, there's the Ukraine thing and if you think Trump won't bring that up plus the groping thing you are wrong. He's gonna have a blast with this. Not to mention whatever involvement he had in the Russia collusion crap.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

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Agreed. There's actually a lot more than that, and Trump would use all of it. There will be chunks of Biden in PDT's stool by the time he is done with him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (UUvL0)

197 I still think the cookbook should have been titled: To Serve Moron.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

198 Slo Joe was one thing to Jug Ears and one thing only - assassination insurance.

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (gmo/4)

199 British comedian Harry Enfield used to have a character called Jürgen the German. A German tourist who spent all of his time apologising profusely for the war and the nazis.

When the locals got uncomfortable, embarrassed or told him it was fine or tried to ignore him he would inevitably lose his temper at this and start ranting and shouting and always end up berating them for being untermensch or Jewish scum.

That is the woke left today.

Crypto closeted hyper racists.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (SUBdY)

200 193
How much fo half an 'N'?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 06:55 PM (0mF4m)
O Sale! Oly ie ity ie!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (CPk08)

201 Hillary Cliton digs the new no N name.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (6XgGT)

202 195 Wait?! You mean Obama is also a dick to his own people? Who would have thought?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 06:56 PM (gBYHI)
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NO! I was the only one, and it was special....

Posted by: Reggie at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (qC1Sy)

203 199 Slo Joe was one thing to Jug Ears and one thing only - assassination insurance.
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 06:57 PM (gmo/4)

And now he's their damned front-runner...

How far they have fallen in ten short years.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (Ct55T)

204
181 Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?

embrace the healing power of and

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (sGtp+)

205 181 Ooh, medical question -- I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (kQs4Y)

Do the control experiment: have someone walk up behind you with the laptop on, and off, to see if you notice the whine when you don't know the status of the laptop. Power of suggestion otherwise is very strong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (c9gj1)

206 You have monkeypox.
---
Ah, that would explain the poo-flinging.

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (kQs4Y)

207 I'm not even allowed to say the word "cookbook" around bluebell anymore.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (MVjcR)

208 The DNC's ability to fix anything, for anyone, is grossly overstated. Hillary could do it because she was ready to personally Arkancide anyone who got in her way. Even then, the blatant cheating required to haul her fat ass over the line was titanic. It is probably the reason Trump could peel off so many Sandernistas.

Biden obviously doesn't have a machine behind him. He barely has a campaign. It will take one scandal courtesy of Kamala Harris, featuring a girl who was 12 when VP Biden allegedly played Uncle Touchy with her, and bam. Career on fire. That's assuming his son isn't indicted and drags him down.

This man would be an overall liability if he had Obama's skin color, youth, and charisma. He doesn't.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (RWFpz)

209 171
And what was revealing about that was not that Biden plagiarized, but who and what he plagiarized. A full blown Commie and Luddite Labourite.

This was before Tony Blair pushed the Labour Party back to a "Capitalism with lots of welfare state goodies" platform. They were out and out Communists then.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

Like the Democrats of today.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

210 Wait?! You mean Obama is also a dick to his own people? Who would have thought?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 06:56 PM (gBYHI)
++++++++++
I doubt Biden was ever among Obama's "people."

That was a marriage of convenience. Much like the one to Michelle. The difference is that Michelle marriage remains convenient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (I2dne)

211 I can't see this filthy-ass retard making it to the convention.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (hjaPQ)

212 Gawd.
I need more bier and popcorn.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 06:59 PM (0tfLf)

213 197 I wouldn't underestimate Biden as a candidate.
----------

I'll factor in his two prior losses, his propensity to gaff, his general stupidity and his lack of ethics, and conclude that "this is not the droid you are looking for [Democrats]..."

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 06:59 PM (gBYHI)

214 Biden right now is being over estimated in the polling. Trump is in the crosshairs 24/7, Biden is just a guy that just announced he's running. Wait till he gets some real heat put on him.

Also, if you look at the polling that Drudge is discussing, there's still something like 20% undecided voters in that "shock" poll. Biden is at 42%.

I bet right now if Bob Dole said he was running for President, he would outpoll Trump against Biden, but it doesn't really mean anything.

Biden can win, I'm not dismissing that, but he's not a "strong" Democrat, he's just the least dirty shirt in the hamper.

Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2019 06:59 PM (UfkIY)

215 Biden has always been a sailing ship, just going along the way the wind blows. He has nothing original.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:00 PM (BbGew)

216
I am gross and perverted
Im obsessed n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think Im delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin out
From your tv set

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

217 Poo flinging indicates end stage. We recommend amputation below the knee. Or the elbow. We forget which.

Posted by: WebMD at April 25, 2019 07:00 PM (gC2IV)

218
My favorite German soldier:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ymj6e

Is that Peter Sellers with him?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:00 PM (f1Vqw)

219 Geez, I thought the N stood for Narcissist.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 25, 2019 07:00 PM (cCxiu)

220 I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems
to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched
whine.

That's perfectly normal.

...

Stay in view, please.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at April 25, 2019 07:01 PM (FfrZr)

221 But he did let me use that picture of us together!

Posted by: Joe at April 25, 2019 07:01 PM (MwaUC)

222
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin along on your livinroom floor

I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

223 Biden has been in politics for about 40 years. Has he fixed anything? Has he improved anything (other than his and his son's bank account)?

This guy is the classic do nothing, clown show, politician.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 07:02 PM (jUVms)

224 iden right now is being over estimated in the polling. Trump is in the crosshairs 24/7, Biden is just a guy that just announced he's running.

And look at the alternatives:

Biden
RuPaul
Frito Bandito
Willie Brown's squeeze
Squatting Bull
Eats with Comb
The Fierce Heterosexual
A bunch of other people I can't even recall offhand

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (c9gj1)

225 I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine.

Try taking the laptop into a steamy shower with you and see if the symptoms persist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

226 I asked Fergie to stop demanding sex every night of the week...she was very upset but said she would still endorse me.

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (yhf6w)

227
Lilly Tomlin with Art Lang:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnab1TdehFs

Very interesting...but distasteful. Pickled puss she is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (f1Vqw)

228 That picture says it all- Obummer completely ignoring and dismissing Gropey Joe and Joe using the Black jesus as his Woke buddy.

I hate this guy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (J9wxX)

229 Ooh, medical question -- I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (kQs4Y)

Does it happen when it's on battery, or when it's charging, or both?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

230 Tessa Fowler, she's that girl on the Gutfeld Show, isn't she?

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (lfmil)

231 Biden has been in politics for about 40 years. Has he fixed anything? Has he improved anything (other than his and his son's bank account)?

This guy is the classic do nothing, clown show, politician.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 25, 2019 07:02 PM (jUVms)
+++++++++++++
Give 'em what they want.

Posted by: Natalie Merchant at April 25, 2019 07:04 PM (I2dne)

232
Atre Johnson, not Art Lang. Sheesh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:04 PM (f1Vqw)

233 Victim gamesmanship is stupid because there's no way to win the game...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 06:36 PM (I2dne)

This is a good opportunity to sit on the front porch with a glass of whiskey. Occasionally, souting out "GET OFF MY LAWN!!"

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 25, 2019 07:04 PM (AzV8L)

234 Oh, and every Democrat is afraid to run against Trump because they know he will let every rat out of the cage.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:04 PM (lfmil)

235 Atre Johnson, not Art Lang. Sheesh.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:04 PM (f1Vqw)
++++++++++
I'd tune in if it were Art Bell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2019 07:04 PM (I2dne)

236 HA!

"Symone Sanders, who has just joined Joe Biden’s presidential campaign as a senior adviser, must have reconsidered her earlier position on Democratic Party leadership.

In November 2016, shortly after President Trump’s victory, Sanders told CNN’s Briana Keilar that “we don’t need white people leading the Democratic Party right now.”"

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (kQs4Y)

237 I'm not even allowed to say the word "cookbook" around bluebell anymore.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2019 06:58 PM (MVjcR)

Censorship. Racism. Take a hint from the Left and substitute the word with

Crossbow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (Z4rgH)

238 One of Joe's former staff members (anonymous) said he'd never seen anything so half-assed as Joe's campaign roll-out. Verdict by former staffer: slow mo train wreck.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (6XgGT)

239 Does it happen when it's on battery, or when it's charging, or both?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

First find out if there's anything at all to the laptop business, then narrow it down if appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (c9gj1)

240 I get tinnitus often, not sure but does seem to get set off by sound pitches. So maybe the high frequency is setting it off.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (BbGew)

241 That's why they will run a throwaway candidate.

Nancy would let Cortez run if she was old enough.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (lfmil)

242 >> Tessa Fowler, she's that girl on the Gutfeld Show, isn't she?

Kat Timpf could hide in one of Tessa's massive mams.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (f1Vqw)

243 Hunter Biden is a piece of work, but he sez Daddy's proud of him:

https://tinyurl.com/yyqgx27t

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

244 Does it happen when it's on battery, or when it's charging, or both?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)
--
I keep it plugged in.

We're still talking about my laptop, right?

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (kQs4Y)

245 Good thread by Brian Cates (Epoch Times reporter) on FBI agents Joe Pientka and Mike Gaeta and DOJ official Stu Evans.

http://tinyurl.com/yy5tc6hb

It's a Threadreader unroll so you don't have to read it on twitter.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (cF8AT)

246 /sock off, lest I forget.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (qC1Sy)

247 In November 2016, shortly after President Trump's victory, Sanders told CNN's Briana Keilar that "we don't need white people leading the Democratic Party right now."
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (kQs4Y)
++++++++++
This is totes different! Biden won't be leading a party - he'll be leading a country!

Posted by: Symone Sanders at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (I2dne)

248 Biden will be their nomnee and he will lose in a landslide.

Posted by: Vic at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (mpXpK)

249 Maybe all the world leaders were begging him to ask Obama not to endorse

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 07:07 PM (4r/21)

250 I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine.
.........

did you try slapping hot iron to it?

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

251 The Deplorable Cookbook 2: Sloppy Seconds

--

Heh, good one.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 07:07 PM (JoUsr)

252 So, when are we going to start calling these "woke" people mentally ill and delusional?

Because they're mentally ill and delusional.

However, since the Dems pander to them-- which freaks out the non-insane-- perhaps we should wait until after the election to mention this.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:08 PM (TYC2c)

253 250 did you try slapping hot iron to it?
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 07:07 PM (HgMAr)
---
Why did it take you so long, people?!

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:08 PM (kQs4Y)

254 In fairness, I wouldn't want Chocolate Jesus to endorse me either. So there's that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 07:08 PM (l5Hsl)

255 Also, is the letter "N" a dog whistle?

I think it's a democrat rayciss dog whistle.

[yes, these people are insane]

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:08 PM (TYC2c)

256 Is your tinnitus followed by a voice that says, "This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing on less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you"?

Posted by: RKae at April 25, 2019 07:09 PM (vP0jg)

257 I looked at that picture and thought of the most trivial, stupid bull$h!t thing that would trigger a Woketarian and suspected that it was the "N" superimposed on Obama. Read Ace and he confirmed my suspicion.

Heh, I hope the Jacobins eat Creepy Uncle Joe alive. Biden has to be wondering what the hell happened. But he helped foster these lunatics, so reap the whirlwind, a$$hole.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 25, 2019 07:09 PM (5Yee7)

258 The Dems have been in complete disarray since Obama, Chapter 1, ObamaCare. Their poll #s reflect the binary political affiliations of the country + their hyper-attacks on Trump & conservatives, because that's literally all they have.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 07:10 PM (gBYHI)

259
I need help. Lilly Tomlin is driving me crazy in this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnab1TdehFs

She's got that "pretends to a be prissy uptight bitch, but it really a dirty, dirty girl demanding to be..." look going on there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:10 PM (f1Vqw)

260 I keep it plugged in.
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:06 PM (kQs4Y)

So it's probably charged, with an unloaded or low duty cycle power supply. See if you still notice anything when it's unplugged and running on battery. With the power supply unplugged too.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:10 PM (t+qrx)

261 Think I'll go read.

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)

262 He ought to drop the "N" and change his name to "Bido". You know, attract the Hispanics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)

263 I see Brazille is lending us her vast knowledge on Fox.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (dUJdY)

264 In fairness, I wouldn't want Chocolate Jesus to endorse me either. So there's that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 07:08 PM (l5Hsl)

-----------------------

I knew we would be OK in the last GA Governor's race when Shit Midas came here to campaign for Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (UUvL0)

265 when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris!

How old is your laptop?
Is your laptop backed up? er Have you backed up your laptop?
Do you have a back up laptop?
or
Are you handy with small tools?

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (lfmil)

266 I asked Br'er Fox not to throw me in the brier patch.

Posted by: Br'er Rabbit at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (CDGwz)

267

However, since the Dems pander to them-- which freaks out the non-insane-- perhaps we should wait until after the election to mention this.

Nah. Make a stink about it before the election and their oppositional defiant disorder will make them double down and they'll go even more freakishly Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

268 181 Ooh, medical question -- I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (kQs4Y)

Do the control experiment: have someone walk up behind you with the laptop on, and off, to see if you notice the whine when you don't know the status of the laptop. Power of suggestion otherwise is very strong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

...

Not now Kato! Not now!

I dunno. Weird reference maybe. It was the sneaking up idea.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 07:11 PM (4r/21)

269 It's worse when it's unplugged!

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:12 PM (kQs4Y)

270 I remember the TV ad years ago that had Democrat chopped off so it just said "RAT", and they complained about it. I thought, they are rats! What's the problem?

Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 07:12 PM (6XZdO)

271 Heh, I hope the Jacobins eat Creepy Uncle Joe alive. Biden has to be wondering what the hell happened. But he helped foster these lunatics, so reap the whirlwind, a$$hole.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 25, 2019 07:09 PM (5Yee7)

It's the Jacobins vs. the Girondists all over again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (c9gj1)

272 Hey Joe, where you goin'
With that N in your hand

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (6XgGT)

273 I have had some batteries that put out a high pitch whine while charging.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (4r/21)

274 I remember the TV ad years ago that had Democrat chopped off so it just said "RAT", and they complained about it. I thought, they are rats! What's the problem?

Posted by: Chris M

----

And that's why I'm not bothered by the big N on Obama, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: RKae at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (vP0jg)

275 In fairness, I wouldn't want Chocolate Jesus to endorse me either. So there's that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 07:08 PM (l5Hsl)

Or rooting for my team. Or saying something nice about my business. God forbid he bets on your horse. It'll probably catch fire and explode right there on the track.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

276 269 It's worse when it's unplugged!

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:12 PM (kQs4Y)

So, you're not handy with small tools?

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (lfmil)

277 It's worse when it's unplugged!

Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:12 PM (kQs4Y)
.........

That's what she told me at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (HgMAr)

278 The 'N' is for Noid.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (1g7ch)

279 Ace used the word 'segueway' in the sidebar when he meant 'segue', unless he meant Allahpundit was making a transition on a Segway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

280 Biden. Joe Biden.

Say isn't this the fellow that already ran for president twice, and didn't get out of the primaries? That guy? Slow Joe? Plagiarist? Guy who's obviously had a little work done. Guy who wanted to fist fight Trump? OLD Joe - eight years older than Trump? Professional politician? The gaffe machine? Who's son took money from Ukraine?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 25, 2019 07:14 PM (rgPG6)

281 In fairness, I wouldn't want Chocolate Jesus to endorse me either. So there's that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
----------

That was my first thought. An 'endorsement' by Obama is not a thing to be desired.

OTOH, Avenatti has endorsed him. That speaks volumes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 07:14 PM (xSo9G)

282 It's worse when it's unplugged!
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:12 PM (kQs4Y)

Can you get it to play a little song by plugging and unplugging it rapidly?

(no do not do this)

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (t+qrx)

283 I mean, what the hell are the Dems thinking?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (rgPG6)

284 272 Hey Joe, where you goin'
With that N in your hand
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (6XgGT)

If he was going on down to shoot Commielah Harris, for her messing 'round with another man('s campaign), I would cheer.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (ujg0T)

285 280 Biden. Joe Biden.

Say isn't this the fellow that already ran for president twice, and didn't get out of the primaries? That guy? Slow Joe? Plagiarist? Guy who's obviously had a little work done. Guy who wanted to fist fight Trump? OLD Joe - eight years older than Trump? Professional politician? The gaffe machine? Who's son took money from Ukraine?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 25, 2019 07:14 PM (rgPG6)

Who is apparently considered the sanest and most electable Democrat.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

286
Power down the laptop completely. Is the whine still there?

I take it that since you've reached the age of 29, the hearing ain't exactly as precise as it used to be.

I've noticed how I can't tell the direction of high pitched sounds worth a shit any more.

I used to could locate the slightest leak in an inner tube or tubeless tire from hearing alone. Not any more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (f1Vqw)

287 I see Brazille is lending us her vast knowledge on Fox.

-
Well, it may not be vast but it's certainly not half assed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (+y/Ru)

288 238 One of Joe's former staff members (anonymous) said he'd never seen anything so half-assed as Joe's campaign roll-out. Verdict by former staffer: slow mo train wreck.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (6XgGT)

The Rich Zeoli Show had a good time mocking the video. He said Biden sounded like the narrator in a bad historic site visitor's video.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

289 Anonosaurus wrecks, when she was little my sister couldn't say my brother's name (Michael) so she called him Bido.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:16 PM (6XgGT)

290 Hey Joe, where you goin'
With that N in your hand
Posted by: JuJuBee
--------

Possible Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 07:16 PM (xSo9G)

291 I have had some batteries that put out a high pitch whine while charging.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 07:13 PM (4r/21)

This is exactly what I was thinking, DC power supplies are full of stuff that makes noise.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

292 I asked Phoebe Cates not to divorce Kevin Kline and join my harem with Kate Upton, Anne Hathaway, Selena Gomez, Christie Brinkley, and Kathy Ireland.

She was good enough to agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:16 PM (39g3+)

293 Can you get it to play a little song by plugging and unplugging it rapidly?

oooo ahhhh ooooo ahhhh oooo ahhhh

oooooahhhhooooahhhhooooooooooo

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:16 PM (lfmil)

294 280 Biden. Joe Biden.

Say isn't this the fellow that already ran for president twice, and didn't get out of the primaries? That guy? Slow Joe? Plagiarist? Guy who's obviously had a little work done. Guy who wanted to fist fight Trump? OLD Joe - eight years older than Trump? Professional politician? The gaffe machine? Who's son took money from Ukraine?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 25, 2019 07:14 PM (rgPG6)

And yet, Biden is STILL the most experienced, the most mature, most professional, and most thoughtful of the Demunists running.

Let that sink in.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

295 I simply dread the pandemonium of 2020, knowing that at some point, these people will nab the presidency once again. Maybe not 2020, but it's coming. It's horrifying to think about. And I pray Trump can win reelection.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 07:17 PM (JoUsr)

296 >> DC power supplies are full of stuff that makes noise.

High frequency switching power supply rattling the small coil cores at high frequency, I assume.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:17 PM (f1Vqw)

297 One of Joe's former staff members (anonymous) said he'd never seen anything so half-assed as Joe's campaign roll-out. Verdict by former staffer: slow mo train wreck.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:05 PM (6XgGT)

The Rich Zeoli Show had a good time mocking the video. He said Biden sounded like the narrator in a bad historic site visitor's video.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (Izzlo)

Shoulda come down a gold escalator with a forest of styrofoam columns at the base.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:17 PM (1g7ch)

298 "Biden has been in politics for about 40 years"

And he's still terrible at it. Who starts his campaign with a lie that everyone knows is a lie? Can't wait for OrangeManTweet over this bit of idiocy...

Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (32YRo)

299 Biden. Joe Biden.

I like my women shaken, not stirred.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (6XgGT)

300 272 Hey Joe, where you goin'
With that N in your hand

I'm dyin' over here!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (+/7JY)

301 285 280 Biden. Joe Biden.

Say isn't this the fellow that already ran for president twice, and didn't get out of the primaries? That guy? Slow Joe? Plagiarist? Guy who's obviously had a little work done. Guy who wanted to fist fight Trump? OLD Joe - eight years older than Trump? Professional politician? The gaffe machine? Who's son took money from Ukraine?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 25, 2019 07:14 PM (rgPG6)

Who is apparently considered the sanest and most electable Democrat.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

Not just "considered"--he actually IS.

(shudder)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (ujg0T)

302 Brazille is a good soldier.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (lfmil)

303
I've noticed how I can't tell the direction of high pitched sounds worth a shit any more.

Put an empty paper towel roll to your ear and use that to isolate the sound (old mechanic's trick).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

304 "The 'N' is for Noid."

Avoid the Noid!

Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 07:18 PM (6XZdO)

305 THIS right here is the cutting edge research i want to see my membership dues going towards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 06:50 PM (Ct55T)

AND Natural!

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 25, 2019 07:19 PM (AzV8L)

306 That story about Barazille and the big dick contest is a hoot.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:19 PM (lfmil)

307 Who is apparently considered the sanest and most electable Democrat.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

He's like Jerry Brown in California: he passed for what is the sanest, most sensible Democrat around.

Reflect on that for a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 07:19 PM (c9gj1)

308 Ok, ok... on further reflection....

I think... maybe... just barely maybe....

The Wokenjugend are right about this.

Hear me out:

- We know for a fact that Biden is a gigantic racist.
- This picture was cropped from some other announcement/mailer that presumably included the name "BIDEN" in big block letters, along with this photo.
- Whoever made this edit for the instagram post presumably either has or has access to the original photo.
- The photo could easily be further cropped to omit all the block text.
- Leaving a big phantom "N" in the corner of a finished product, for a graphic/web designer, is clearly a silly thing to. Beyond amateurish. It must have been intentional.

Why?

Well... Either Biden is running an utterly inept comms shop, or...

They left it in as a little F.U. to the dusky brat who stole Uncle Joe's turn at the Big Show.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)

309 Biden asked Obama not to endorse, but he will be sure every campaign ad has a picture of him with Obama.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2019 07:20 PM (dNzKv)

310 High frequency switching power supply rattling the small coil cores at high frequency, I assume.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:17 PM (f1Vqw)

This, and unloaded they sometimes dip into audible range I think.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

311 Not only is the giant N over a black man, it is a WHITE giant N.

Might as well put a noose around his neck and pour bleach all over him.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 25, 2019 07:20 PM (rw1l7)

312 Perhaps the batteries in your hearing aids need to be replaced?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 07:20 PM (gC2IV)

313 I've noticed how I can't tell the direction of high pitched sounds worth a shit any more.

Yer going def. When your hearing is balanced the directional thing is superior.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:21 PM (lfmil)

314 Biden asked Obama not to endorse, but he will be sure every campaign ad has a picture of him with Obama.

Yeah he's really trying to ride that nostalgia thing hard. Zero input in policy or the administration but he wants to be associated with it hard.

Again, I see Biden as Jeb Bush: lots of establishment support, lots of endorsements from big names, lots of money... few votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:21 PM (39g3+)

315 307 Who is apparently considered the sanest and most electable Democrat.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

He's like Jerry Brown in California: he passed for what is the sanest, most sensible Democrat around.

Reflect on that for a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 07:19 PM (c9gj1)

Moonbeam actually WAS the best mayor Oakland has ever had in recent history.

I know, reflect on that for a while too, right?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:21 PM (ujg0T)

316 Lily, this place is always open.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:22 PM (lfmil)

317 Biden said, "The sheriff's anear!"

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 07:22 PM (Dh1wo)

318 Lol. What does the N even stand for?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (R5eD6)

319 DC power supplies are full of stuff that makes noise.

High frequency switching power supply rattling the small coil cores at high frequency, I assume.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
------

My Toshiba laptop has a wee cooling fan in it. It is *possible* that failed/failing bearings could make noise. A long shot, but there it is. I can't imagine that going on battery would make it louder.

As you point out, however, inductive elements in switching supplies may make noise, and that would likely change on battery vs. line power.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (xSo9G)

320
Hey Joe, where you goin'

With that N in your hand

I see what you did there.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (TYC2c)

321 I am hoping Creepy Uncle Joe gets out into the public often, picking nice young ladies to come up to the stage.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (BbGew)

322 I asked hitler not to come to my Bar Mitzva

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (R5eD6)

323

I hate that effing kneegrow with a passion but I'll ride his ass right back to the White House!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (lN1ki)

324 My Papa had a word for 'em.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (UdKB7)

325 Having had two or three brain-affecting mini-strokes now makes you the sanest Dem in the field.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (Dh1wo)

326 321 I am hoping Creepy Uncle Joe gets out into the public often, picking nice young ladies to come up to the stage.
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (BbGew)

Who's the first intrepid young MAGA girl who will go into one of these things with sneezing powder in her hair?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)

327 Debates are going to be epic.

There won't be debates in the General Election.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (lD3vL)

328 High pitched sounds can also mean aliens.

Which I'm not saying that's what it is.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (NLLmE)

329 N depends on who put it there.

What would it stand for if Michelle had put it there?
What would it stand for if Valerie Jarrett had put it there?

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (lfmil)

330 Biden could have rode off into the sunset with a little dignity. But nooooo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (R5eD6)

331 It's worse when it's unplugged!
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 07:12
---
Buy a new laptop.

Posted by: Eris' tired old laptop at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (wNN8A)

332 Ooh, medical question -- I recently developed mild but annoying tinnitus in one ear and it seems to get worse when I turn on my laptop, like there's a high-pitched whine. Is this real or does Crazy come out of my laptop too?
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 25, 2019 06:53 PM (kQs4Y)

I just put on some music in the background.... I can't hear it then. :p

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (AzV8L)

333 This doesn't really qualify as a gaffe. I'll set the over/under on his first gaffe at tomorrow noon. Anyone taking the over?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

334 Moonbeam actually WAS the best mayor Oakland has ever had in recent history.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:21 PM (ujg0T)

Elihu Harris was a peach!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (wYseH)

335
I looked it up. Largest source of audio noise in the DC power supply is the switcher itself, and then the DC loads themselves switching. That is current draw from loads rapidly oscillating.

I've noticed that with one of my desktop towers. Sometimes the thing can hit a resonance, going "ummm, ummmm, UMMMM, uhhhmmm". A few Hz. I assume that is a pulsating DC load from something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (f1Vqw)

336 Lol. What does the N even stand for?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Nesbian.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (NLLmE)

337 Lol. What does the N even stand for?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------

It certainly lacks the panache of 'MAGA'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 07:26 PM (xSo9G)

338 I KNOW RIGHT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU I MEAN I USED TO WORK WITH A BLACK GUY

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at April 25, 2019 07:26 PM (Ct55T)

339 There won't be debates in the General Election.

I'm kinda leaning to expecting that, too. Be a huge mess otherwise. How do they pick? If they go with only the top vote getters, its gonna be a Casper convention and all those non white candidates will raise hell about racism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:26 PM (39g3+)

340 The far left and Anita hill are flipping out over Biden...lol. This is gonna be so much fun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:26 PM (R5eD6)

341 Which I'm not saying that's what it is.
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (NLLmE)

I am. It's always those aliens. I hate aliens.

Posted by: G. Noory at April 25, 2019 07:26 PM (vqIkG)

342 311
Not only is the giant N over a black man, it is a WHITE giant N.

Might as well put a noose around his neck and pour bleach all over him.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 25, 2019 07:20 PM (rw1l7)

Lol. Subway is missing an opportunity by not riffing some commercials on that meme.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 07:27 PM (w6Rqu)

343 Did Nike pay for that. Just do it joe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:27 PM (R5eD6)

344 He used to call 'em "G** d*** po********s"

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 07:27 PM (UdKB7)

345 334 Moonbeam actually WAS the best mayor Oakland has ever had in recent history.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:21 PM (ujg0T)

Elihu Harris was a peach!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (wYseH)

He was also the LAST of the "I am guaranteed to win because I am Black" mayors. Oakland is no longer Detroit West. Heads up to Stockton, which appears to be becoming New Oakland.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:28 PM (ujg0T)

346
SOme of the desktop power supply fans can make a hellacious noise when the bearings get worn.

The one in this system right here will do that when it starts up cold. It will sound like a damned chain saw until it warms up, then smooths out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:28 PM (f1Vqw)

347 338
I KNOW RIGHT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU I MEAN I USED TO WORK WITH A BLACK GUY

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at April 25, 2019 07:26 PM (Ct55T)

I was woke before there even WAS woke!

Posted by: Feely Joe B at April 25, 2019 07:28 PM (w6Rqu)

348 BALTIMORE (WJZ) -- Where is Baltimore Mayor Catherine
Pugh? It's the question buzzing around the city as the FBI and IRS raid
Pugh's home, City Hall and several other locations tied to her Thursday.
But, no one has seen the mayor even though she's supposed to be
recovering from pneumonia.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (e8kgV)

349 Biden's slogan is "ethical and straight".

That's gonna be problematic.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (ACz8/)

350 If that is what the N stands for, then does the B stand for Bitch or Broad?

Posted by: Dusty at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (GAp2o)

351 Not only is the giant N over a black man, it is a WHITE giant N.

Might as well put a noose around his neck and pour bleach all over him.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 25, 2019 07:20 PM (rw1l7)

Lol. Subway is missing an opportunity by not riffing some commercials on that meme.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 07:27 PM (w6Rqu)

They beat me up, but my sandwich came out just fine.
It's a hot meatball sub with extra mayo.

Posted by: Jusse at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

352 I saw the big N and immediately thought SCOAMF.

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (LuPts)

353 What they might do with DNC debates is have small batches of them with only the lowest tier candidates, to draw interest to them. I dunno really. The GOP debates were tough enough without having 22+ candidates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (39g3+)

354 Politician is the only job where you can literally be a retard strength retard and be successful. Lunch Bucket Joe is just one of hundreds of examples.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (flINI)

355 Biden's slogan is "ethical and straight".

That's gonna be problematic.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozois

No fkn way. Seriously?

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:30 PM (NLLmE)

356 Gawd.
Biden entering the race is just hilarious.
Day one isn't over yet and two major gaffaws.
I have GOT to stock up on bier and popcorn.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:30 PM (0tfLf)

357 Hey everybody.

Ace and everyone, thought you would find this very interesting. It's from Glenn Greenwald's site, The Intercept (!!!):

When Christians are under attack, Muslims and the left need to defend them

https://tinyurl.com/y542kxuk

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 07:30 PM (miE9U)

358 What does the N even stand for?

Not the anthem, that's for sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

359 338
I KNOW RIGHT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND YOU I MEAN I USED TO WORK WITH A BLACK GUY

Posted by: JOE BIDEN

For me.

Posted by: Barry Owen at April 25, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

360
I'm now wondering about the harmonics made be Yanet Garcia's ass cheeks when they were all oiled up and twerking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)

361 333 This doesn't really qualify as a gaffe. I'll set the over/under on his first gaffe at tomorrow noon. Anyone taking the over?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

What kind of gaffe will it be? Ethnic slur? Sexist/creepy comment? Messing up someone's name? I'm taking all bets!

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

362 I bought a power supply fan from Computer Geeks for $1.98. It wasn't difficult to replace.

BUT IT WASN'T A LAPTOP

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (lfmil)

363 You call me "N-word Jim" one more time Joe, i'm siccing the Secret Service on you.

Just try me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (Ct55T)

364 Geez, I went to that Instagram post where he made the announcement. In one of the photos he put up, that German Shepherd looks like a giant in front of him. Also, Biden crosses his legs like a girl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (+lVUW)

365 Biden's slogan is "ethical and straight".

Homphobia!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

366 Heh, Free Beacon has a pictorial of celebs who are younger than Joe Biden

https://freebeacon.com/blog/joe-biden-old/

As the GOP I wouldn't push the "old man" thing too hard though, Trump is no spring chicken

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (39g3+)

367 these wokies are racist AF because of how racist they think that white people are. Everyone knows that everyone is racist but white people have at least had most of it beat out of them. Too bad the wokies are busy trying to max out everyone else's levels because, you know, minorities can't be racist...and no, you're still a minority in your own country where you are 95% of the population. weird huh?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (JziUy)

368 Speaking of bier has anyone ever heard from Heather Radish?

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (NLLmE)

369 In other words, Buttgig may not be the only gay in this race.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (+lVUW)

370 361 333 This doesn't really qualify as a gaffe. I'll set the over/under on his first gaffe at tomorrow noon. Anyone taking the over?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

What kind of gaffe will it be? Ethnic slur? Sexist/creepy comment? Messing up someone's name? I'm taking all bets!
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

Run over by his own motorcade.

Or public nudity.

I'm fine with either, as long as I don't have to witness it first-hand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (Ct55T)

371 You know what I always say . . .

"You can take the Democrat outta the KKK, but you can't take the KKK outta the Democrat."

These people who are always noticing the "racist dog-whistles" are good at it because they invented most of them.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 07:32 PM (Y3hKx)

372 They beat me up, but my sandwich came out just fine.

It's a hot meatball sub with extra mayo.

Need I say it?

That ain't mayo...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:32 PM (yjFUx)

373 353 What they might do with DNC debates is have small batches of them with only the lowest tier candidates, to draw interest to them. I dunno really. The GOP debates were tough enough without having 22+ candidates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (39g3+)

It would be an entertaining free-for-all?

The GOP debate like that boiled down to two factors:
1. Trump vs. The Establishment
2. The attempted Bromance of Cruz with Trump, at first anyway.

The Demunists? It could become a mudslinging party.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:32 PM (ujg0T)

374 Too bad Jackie Gleason's not alive.

The Dem debates ought to be a hoot.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:32 PM (lfmil)

375 Yeah he's really trying to ride that nostalgia thing hard.

-
You've heard his slogan? "America's coming back like we used to be."

Kinda reminiscent of a recent winning slogan but less catchy. Still, better than Make America Suck Again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (+y/Ru)

376 348
BALTIMORE (WJZ) -- Where is Baltimore Mayor Catherine

Pugh? It's the question buzzing around the city as the FBI and IRS raid

Pugh's home, City Hall and several other locations tied to her Thursday.

But, no one has seen the mayor even though she's supposed to be

recovering from pneumonia.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (e8kgV)-----------
Argentina, to meet her soulmate for the first time?

Posted by: Dusty at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (GAp2o)

377 Also, Biden crosses his legs like a girl.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 25, 2019 07:31 PM (+lVUW)

No balls.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (1g7ch)

378 Too bad Jackie Gleason's not alive.

Why will there be a question about Poloponies?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (R5eD6)

379
What's Anita Hill's problem? Biden was a key player in her hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (M/o6U)

380 These people who are always noticing the "racist dog-whistles" are good at it because they invented most of them.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 07:32 PM (Y3hKx)

I began to respond to Leftists who accused me of "dog whistling" that I heard nothing, and maybe they were the real dogs for always going there?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (ujg0T)

381 They will have to do pat-downs and waving wands on those who want to attend the Democrats candidate debates.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (yjFUx)

382 As the GOP I wouldn't push the "old man" thing too hard though, Trump is no spring chicken

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

True, but there is the giant, swinging, d*** factor to contend with.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

383 Biden is consistently wrong or a failure. Remember his plan to break Iraq up into like 14 different countries? How about the Summer of Recovery? Cancer cure? Has he done anything but be a worthless scumbag politician?

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

384 The one in this system right here will do that when it starts up cold. It will sound like a damned chain saw until it warms up, then smooths out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:28 PM (f1Vqw)

I used to have a Sparc 5 with a super fancy 3-disc raid hanging off it for a total of something like 1.2GB of disk for the Oracle stores. The bearings were semi-seized so it wouldn't spin up when I powered the array, I had to time the probe-scsi at the ok prompt just right and then whack the shelf next to it to overcome the static friction and it would spin up. I could then start the server when my coffee mug stopped rattling.

*looks around awkwardly*

ok that's my story thanks for listening God bless

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)

385 Imagine in the "D" had been over obama.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:34 PM (JziUy)

386 376 348
BALTIMORE (WJZ) -- Where is Baltimore Mayor Catherine

Pugh? It's the question buzzing around the city as the FBI and IRS raid

Pugh's home, City Hall and several other locations tied to her Thursday.

But, no one has seen the mayor even though she's supposed to be

recovering from pneumonia.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (e8kgV)-----------
Argentina, to meet her soulmate for the first time?
Posted by: Dusty at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (GAp2o)

Or hiking the Appalachian Trail?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:34 PM (ujg0T)

387 You've heard his slogan? "America's coming back like we used to be."

Kinda reminiscent of a recent winning slogan but less catchy.

Please tell me that's true. Even if it isn't, I choose to believe.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

388 Biden's slogan is "ethical and straight".

*****

Bwahahaha!!!
I'm dying here.
The jokes, they write themselves

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (0tfLf)

389 What's funny is that Biden is so far gone brain-wise that on the campaign trail within a month he'll accidentally say "butt-fucking" in the same paragraph where he's talking about Mayor Pete.

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (Y3hKx)

390 Pugh in the Pokey yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (yjFUx)

391
When Christians are under attack, Muslims and the left need to defend them

talk about wishcasting.

Muslims hate Christians and the Left hate Christians.

Neither will step up to defend them. I'd lay money on that.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (TYC2c)

392 It would be fun to see Trump actually defend Biden on his age... They're only a few years apart, right?

Age is clearly not a problem for Trump, so it won't backfire, and it would mess with Biden's pea-brained little head.

Also: The direct comparison.

Here's Trump with a hot wife and an awesome young kid, bein' a boss and Winning at Life.

There's wrinkly old Uncle Touchey with the AWOL wife and a penchant for gropery and "senior moments".

And they're both about the same age.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (Ct55T)

393 293 Can you get it to play a little song by plugging and unplugging it rapidly?

oooo ahhhh ooooo ahhhh oooo ahhhh

oooooahhhhooooahhhhooooooooooo

ting tang
walla walla bing bang

Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (sGtp+)

394 MUTT and JEF

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 07:36 PM (LuPts)

395 389
What's funny is that Biden is so far gone brain-wise that on the
campaign trail within a month he'll accidentally say "butt-fucking" in
the same paragraph where he's talking about Mayor Pete.

Avenge me!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden's last remaining synapse at April 25, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

396 nood

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:36 PM (NLLmE)

397 Gleason would be the perfect person for commentary on the upcoming Democrat debates.

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:36 PM (lfmil)

398 nood
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:36 PM (NLLmE)

That's what it stands for?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:36 PM (t+qrx)

399 389 What's funny is that Biden is so far gone brain-wise that on the campaign trail within a month he'll accidentally say "butt-fucking" in the same paragraph where he's talking about Mayor Pete.

Comedy gold.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 07:35 PM (Y3hKx)

If Biden ever actually says "Buttfuck" instead of "Buttigieg", I swear on a stack of Korans that I will personally donate money to his campaign.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (Ct55T)

400 What's Anita Hill's problem? Biden was a key player in her hoax.
....

Her cock-holster was shut from 2009 to 2016.

Posted by: HA at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (MAstk)

401 BALTIMORE (WJZ) -- Where is Baltimore Mayor Catherine

Pugh? It's the question buzzing around the city as the FBI and IRS raid

Pugh's home, City Hall and several other locations tied to her Thursday.

But, no one has seen the mayor even though she's supposed to be

recovering from pneumonia.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM

*****

Hawaiian judge stuffs hands in pocket and whistles softly.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (0tfLf)

402 386 376 348
BALTIMORE (WJZ) -- Where is Baltimore Mayor Catherine

Pugh? It's the question buzzing around the city as the FBI and IRS raid

Pugh's home, City Hall and several other locations tied to her Thursday.

But, no one has seen the mayor even though she's supposed to be

recovering from pneumonia.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 25, 2019 07:29 PM (e8kgV)-----------
Argentina, to meet her soulmate for the first time?
Posted by: Dusty at April 25, 2019 07:33 PM (GAp2o)

Or hiking the Appalachian Trail?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:34 PM (ujg0T)

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Posted by: Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

403 Argentina, to meet her soulmate for the first time?

They don't have extradition treaty with the US?

I thought the Equadorian Embassy kicked Julian Assange so that could make room for the Bodymore Murderland Mayor.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (lD3vL)

404 Pep - heard that on the radio news today so thinking it's true

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (BbGew)

405 >> Biden's slogan is "ethical and straight"

Pete Buttigeig hardest hit.

...from behind.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (0mF4m)

406 he does Trump will hit him so hard he will kill his whole family.

Instead of seeing stars there'll be a circle of Tweeting Golden Scalp Weasels circling his head.

Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

407

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (M/o6U)

408 It would be fun to see Trump actually defend Biden on his age... They're only a few years apart, right?

Trump is 72.

Biden is 76.

I guess that's relatively close but those are some long, hard years. Basically Biden now is who Trump will be at the end of the next term of presidency. That's a pretty big gap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

409 I read somewhere that he came out and said they were going to go back to the days when the nation was ethical and straight.

Maybe Twitchy?

I will look.

Fox news http://tinyurl.com/y3ypjzrk

"Joe Biden: America's coming back like it used to be; ethical, straight, telling the truth"

But now I think they changed that.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (ACz8/)

410 Ethnical? Hardly.

Strange? Definitely.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (6XgGT)

411 Regretfully, the further down the hill the faster the roller coaster goes,

Posted by: Garment Noodie at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (lfmil)

412 In other woke news today, the the Scottish Maritime Museum has announced they will begin using gender-neutral terms for ships. No more, "She's going down!" Scotty from the Enterprise hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

413 >> whack the shelf next to it to overcome the static friction and it would spin up.

Back in the Windows 3.x days, I had a 486 machine, old AT power supply. The fan on it would make the start-up chain saw noise.

But it wouldn't die out. When it warmed up, I could give it a good whack, sometimes more than once, and that would quiet it down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (f1Vqw)

414 What kind of gaffe will it be? Ethnic slur? Sexist/creepy comment? Messing up someone's name? I'm taking all bets!
Posted by: josephistan

My vote's a racist comment. It'll be relatively mild, something stupid. Joe making a "charming" joke, off-script, only, revealing his underlying racist ass.

You gotta believe his handlers are stressed-out 24/7, chugging Maalox and eating Tums like candy, with visions of good-old-Joe getting near a mic off-script.

Posted by: Biergood at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (uGKH7)

415 ok that's my story thanks for listening God bless
Posted by: hogmartin
sniffs>It's just like Dad telling us about how tough things were during The Depression . . and to get off his lawn.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (8AONa)

416
Again, I see Biden as Jeb Bush: lots of establishment support, lots of endorsements from big names, lots of money... few votes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_______________

I think deep down though, Democrats just want to win and get rid of Trump more than they care about their principles.

Biden is the only one that really has a shot and I think they know it.

Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (UfkIY)

417 >>If Biden ever actually says "Buttfuck" instead of "Buttigieg",

I would pay money for this. Uncle Joe is the type of guy who, if you tell not to something, will then promptly say it.

The way to do it is plant the seed. Have an aide say, "Hey Joe, we know you're a little gaffe prone here, buddy, so whatever you do, don't screw up and say "butt plug" or "butt fuck".

He will then say it at the next public speech.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:44 PM (f1Vqw)

418 The Conservative Case for Lying about Charlottesville

by David French

Posted by: James OBrien at April 25, 2019 07:46 PM (M8X4S)

419 sniffs>It's just like Dad telling us about how tough things were during The Depression . . and to get off his lawn.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (8AONa)

In my day, we had to kickstart our database stores, then open the choke when they warmed up.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

420 326 321 I am hoping Creepy Uncle Joe gets out into the public often, picking nice young ladies to come up to the stage.
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:23 PM (BbGew)

Who's the first intrepid young MAGA girl who will go into one of these things with sneezing powder in her hair?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

421 Downtown Bmore. I live in the 8% white district and they love the mayor

Posted by: mog smash at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (qMjSx)

422 My kids have matriculated unharmed so probably staying

Posted by: mog smash at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (qMjSx)

423
Numbskulls!

Is there a problem officers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2019 08:18 PM (Y+IGD)

424 Safe to say that Plugs Biden's cuming out party was a total fuck up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (pw+jk)

425 I've requested that Mia Malikova never do that revers 69 thing to me again.

She hasn't gotten back to me yet but...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 25, 2019 08:28 PM (pw+jk)

426 Didn't read all comments, sorry if I repeat.
The "B" over Biden and a woman (not sure who she is) can be easily understood as "Bitch". Many folks I know, including myself, will use "B" instead of the whole word to convey our feelings with alarming the kids....

Posted by: TXMarko at April 25, 2019 08:35 PM (X5X1x)

427 The comments are likely related to various anti-prog trolls, though it could include some Biden supporters who are in on the joke.

The joke? Something that can be seen on twitter, and probably on some message boards, is a string of responses to a post where each response is the letter 'N' followed by 'I' followed by yada yada yada. Frequently capped off with some form of "We did it!"

I think it came up on the Joe Rogan show with Tim Poole, Jack, and Jack's helper and was referred to as "N-word towers" or similar.

The troll is especially satisfying when some form of 'N' is posted by itself, seemingly innocently and randomly, by some prog, cuck, or anti-racist. The best example was a random tweet from Jack in just the last few months. Replies were 30% "you don't know what you started!!!", 50% "it's a trap!", 10% other words spelled out, and 10% mostly or fully spelled out n-words.

Posted by: Joe Ego at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (KaNtn)

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