The Morning Report - 4/24/19

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Good morning kids. Wednesday and the big story is, despite the Democrat-Left-Media Complex's shrill shrieking about impeaching President Trump, the focus is at long last starting to shift towards the real culprits in the entire Russia-Gate Collusion Hoax, Coverup and Attempted Coup (still ongoing) who just happen to be heavily implicated in the Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal - what US District Judge Royce Lamberth's court described as "one of the gravest modern offenses to government transparency."

"...In addition to the Executive Office of the President [Obama], [former assistant director of the FBI Counterintelligence Division, Bill] Priestap also named "Clinton aides Cheryl Mills, Heather Samuelson, Jacob Sullivan, and Justin Cooper; former Clinton information technology staffer Bryan Pagliano, the State Department, Secret Service, and Washington-based law firm Williams and Connolly..."

According to [Judicial Watch], Priestap also testified that nearly 49,000 Clinton server emails were reviewed as a result of a search warrant for her material on Anthony Weiner's laptop. Weiner was then the wayward husband of Huma Abedin, the vice chair of Clinton's 2016 campaign for president.

"This astonishing confirmation, made under oath by the FBI, shows that the Obama FBI had to go to President Obama's White House office to find emails that Hillary Clinton tried to destroy or hide from the American people," said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. "No wonder Hillary Clinton has thus far skated - - Barack Obama is implicated in her email scheme..."

Bill Priestap served along with Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok under James "Reverend Spike" Comey at the FBI. It was Strzok himself who deposed Hillary in the e-mail server investigation and declared "nothing to see here, move along." And that was when Comey got in front of the TV cameras, listed all of Hillary's crimes and declared - without any standing or authority to do so - that there was no intent and that she's fit to be president. But then, while we were all drinking in the delicious tears of Leftists and dipping our nether regions into a large cup of tapioca when Hillary lost, that group of traitors - after the big burly black dude sedated her with the giant syringe of chloral hydrate and Val-U-Rite - got to work immediately concocting what Strzok called "the insurance policy" Russia collusion hoax.

Even now, knowing all of this and having probably written about it in one form or another at least a couple of times a week for well over a year and a half as the truth came out in dribs and drabs, to reread what I just wrote turns my stomach. The people charged with upholding our Constitution, ensuring our national security and, as best they could, impartially going after even the most public of figures regardless of their political affiliations or power, absolutely violated their oaths and abused our legal and national security apparatuses in order to cover up the borderline treasonous crimes of their preferred candidate while using the aforementioned to persecute, railroad and ultimately try to overthrow the legitimate election of President Trump. And then there's the lives they ruined (Flynn and Manafort) in order to do this. All of that is horrendous enough. But whatever veneer of trust the American people had in these institutions which, along with that piece of paper so cavalierly mocked and disregarded ensures societal cohesion, has been seriously damaged, most likely irreparably.

And so we circle back to Hillary Clinton's illegal, unofficial and dangerously unsecured e-mail servers. There is no doubt in my mind that they contain terabyte after terabyte of evidence that would send her along with Barack Obama, Valerie Jarret and every other player in the attempted coup against Trump to Federal prison for decades, if prosecuted. The other thing they would show is that she and her husband (who for the record was impeached for committing perjury and suborning perjury to cover up his illicit sex with a woman young enough to be his daughter, unlike the non-crimes they want to hang Trump with) have used and abused every public office and trust they ever held to enrich themselves, often at the expense of American national security interests. See: Uranium One and Loral Space Industries among others. Rush Limbaugh is 100% correct when he states Hillary Clinton needs to be investigated, indicted and jailed. As I have always maintained, the odds of that happening are slim to none. But that said, she and all the rest of them have to at a minimum have all of their crimes exposed to the American people just for the record. Unfortunately, I don't think anything short of imprisonment for the lot of them is going to restore any semblance of public trust in the institutions she, Obama and their underlings destroyed. And even then, it may not be enough.

On the granular level, politically the major Dem prexy contenders as well as the base are screaming for impeachment while others in the party realize that it will put the nail in their coffin for 2020. That said, if AG Barr does indeed go after these traitors, they may be forced to go for impeachment just to try and drown out the investigations and muddle the issues. Stay tuned.

Elsewhere, on the border the Pentagon is reviewing rules of engagement for US border troops in the wake of Mexican troops detaining them on our side of the line. Also, the insane threat we face with criminal aliens.

Democrat Scandal Sheet: Joe Bidet's accuser not thrilled with his groping jokes and lefty website admits burying a petition critical of Bro-Fo and Rancida to protect them. Speaking of Jew-hatred, Daniel Greenfield calls out six Dem senators for preferring to give money to Islamic terrorists and not their victims. Also, Bernie slimes Bibi Netanyahu. Meh, give back your bar mitzvah gelt.

Civil War 2.0: The Google engineer that called Marsha Blackburn a "terrorist" has some interesting connections of his own.

General Politics: Joe Bidet is set to feel for the wheel in the Dem Prexy Klown Kar tomorrow, his alma mater is shielding him, he and Fauxca-Has-Been not so hot in New Hampshire, identity politics may be the Dems' downfall, is Cher swallowing the Red Pill? She rips Bernie for wanting to give criminals and terrorists the vote, while Kamala-Toe is backing away from that madness, Pete Buttplug is every bit a phony and raging open borders Marxist as we all know he is, a recall petition gets green lit to oust gun-grabbing Jersey tyrant Phil Murphy, the Bro-Fo debacle raises the question, should naturalized citizens be allowed to hold office and a look at Mittelschmerz Romney.

First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Trump to boycott correspondents' dinner and Butterball Powerbottom has a tantrum, the WaPo with another Orwellian article, Dennis Prager rips Hillary and Obama's "Easter worshippers" garbage, and if you think WaPo's coverage was bad, look at Norway's press.

Guns: NRA tells SCOTUS, screw New York and proceed.

Abortion: Wisconsin governor vetoes anti-infanticide bill. Thank Milwaukee for stealing that election from Walker. Also, pro-lifers are going after Dems for their baby-killing.

Foreign Desk: Trump accepts Queen's unite for state visit and Brit lefties vow to fling poo and napalm, Egypt's Sisi could be there for a long time, three on Iran and the IRGC with one of their bigwigs defecting, Maduro not happy about the Citgo deal, global Christian persecution is for real, Bibi names a town in the Golan after Trump and a good essay on the wages of interventionism.

DEE-Fense: Russkies have a new missile they call the "Swallwell-ski," ISIS takes credit for Sri Lanka and we are still not serious about the threat from Islamic totalitarianism.

Domestic Affairs: IG launches probe into Interior Dept. chiefs, Social Security going tits up and no one is dealing with it as well as the police and fireman unfunded pension problems.

Economy: Larry Kudlow is bullish on America.

Crime: Major Boy Scouts sex abuse scandal, Florida Supreme Court holds up DeSantis' ouster of the incompetent hack sheriff Scot Israel and Apple slapped with a $1 billion lawsuit over its facial recognition software leading to an alleged false arrest.

Healthcare: Jellobrains wants to do for insurance what Social Security did for pensions, and here come more death panels.

Education: The Chi-coms infiltrating our schools? Russians say "been there done that."

Red-Green: Even Richard Trumka thinks Chiquita Khruschev is an idiot and a good essay on the lethality of politicized science.

Hither and Yon: Home Depot co-founder not fond of socialism, new poll shows half of Americans wanting the old time religion (is that an up or down trend?), fascinating and frightening big-wig panel discussion on Leftist totalitarianism, Peterson vs Zizek, forget Kate Smith and nix the Yankees, Christian Toto on what Tina Fey's 30 Rock wrought, female passenger gets Uber driver fired for refusing to drive her to kill her baby, and a sobering look at the fall of Christianity through the lens of Sri Lanka, Notre Dame, et al.

AND FINALLY... Despite the depressing headlines, a story to truly restore some faith in one's fellow citizens.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:45 AM




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1 Hey horde. Firstish. Whoop!

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 07:45 AM (951Yv)

2 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

3 Morning morons

Posted by: IanDeal at April 24, 2019 07:45 AM (vgGyZ)

4 Top 5? Maybe..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 24, 2019 07:46 AM (+ldAm)

5 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 24, 2019 07:46 AM (81OU+)

6 HOLY DAY

Posted by: saf at April 24, 2019 07:46 AM (5IHGB)

7 Moronin' Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 24, 2019 07:46 AM (n6coQ)

8 Summing up the last two years of fake news: Who Watches the Watchmen?

Posted by: IanDeal at April 24, 2019 07:46 AM (vgGyZ)

9 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

10 And Scankles has the nerve to say Trump should be indicted.

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:47 AM (mpXpK)

11 Morning

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 07:47 AM (DKgtk)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2019 07:49 AM (FBoKz)

13 Guy who won $768 million dollars or something like that in the WI lottery is named Manuel Franco. He doesn't want to say what he did, but he sometimes struggled to keep $1000 in his bank account. Join the club, buddy. I wonder if Manuel is illegal. If so, I don't think illegals should profit from the lottery. No; I don't want to win $768 million, but a million would be nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2019 07:49 AM (FSPNP)

14 You guys really are just refresh button-clicking monkeys, aren't you?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 24, 2019 07:50 AM (aW5/6)

15 J.J we were just discussing your main topic on the last thread and wondering if Everyone involved received immunity.

and it is doubtful, Hillary Lynch Obama etc will get the rack. so really who will ever pay or scare the others into not assiting in criminal activity ?
are they going to bust the Maid?

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM (r/xAU)

16 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

This guy is insane. Revoke his gun rights before he goes hermetile and starts shooting people.

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

17 I hope that you're a feeling better from your attack of gout, J.J. Thanks for the Morning Report.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM (FSPNP)

18 Top 20!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM (TnxZ5)

19 Hillary is such a witch

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 07:52 AM (dm05u)

20 vmom, and the pure chutzpah of her still commenting about Trump and criminal activity!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 07:53 AM (r/xAU)

21 17 I hope that you're a feeling better from your attack of gout, J.J. Thanks for the Morning Report.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM (FSPNP)


Phone in a prescription for better meds but every damn CVS around me was out of stock until this afternoon!

Ugh! Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 07:53 AM (zBaqJ)

22 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 07:53 AM (wA4OO)

23 What type of dogshit pseudo party allows drunks and grifters like Weld, Katshit, McMuffin and Rombley to bite the ankles of a highly successful President? Thanks again, Rove.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 07:53 AM (y7DUB)

24 gout? Ouch!

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 07:53 AM (dm05u)

25 Morning!

Strzok was also the guy who retrieved Weiner's laptop from NY. Where is it now, one wonders.

>>Priestap also testified that nearly 49,000 Clinton server emails were reviewed as a result of a search warrant for her material on Anthony Weiner's laptop.

Were all of those really reviewed?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 07:54 AM (W+vEI)

26 I read an article on HuffPost , even They knew what the server , classified info meant back in the primaries, of course they supported Bernie so I guess it was OK to talk about it at that point.
lol

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 07:54 AM (r/xAU)

27 J/J I have read black cherries is good for gout.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 07:55 AM (r/xAU)

28 The Virginia administration's awfulness continues to fester. The Dems did not want to "lop off heads" because they would turn the governorship over to Republicans.

First, Northam has decided that he can atone for his sins by going full Taliban and eliminating anything that has to do with the Confederacy. A bit problematic as Richmond, the capital of Virginia, was capital of the Confederacy, and, well, history is a thing.

Second, Lt Gov Justin Fairfax gave some money to some Dem victory fund, and the Dems sent the check back, saying they couldn't take it. Now Fairfax is accusing them of racism and failure to give due proecess and all that.

And the hordes of Dem candidates need to campaign in Virginia, and they have to do it while avoiding all this. Joe Biden was going to do his announcement in Charlottesville, hoping to capitalize on the Big Lie about Trump loving Nazis, and he decided to do it in Pittsburgh instead.


Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 07:56 AM (ZfRYq)

29 Gout. People blithely say they'd "rather die on their feet than live on their knees."

Gout sufferers know that, for a short but mind-altering period of time, living on ones' knees is actually a better alternative than standing.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 07:56 AM (Bdeb0)

30 Weird how I have to come here to find out what's happening in Wisconsin.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 07:56 AM (wA4OO)

31 Good morning all. JJ, thanks for the morning report. It is excellent as always.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 24, 2019 07:56 AM (/m5YZ)

32 27 J/J I have read black cherries is good for gout.
Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 07:55 AM (r/xAU)


I get the Knudsen's tart cherry juice. You have to drink it every day for at least a few weeks I think to have the chemical build in your system.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (zBaqJ)

33 29 Gout. People blithely say they'd "rather die on their feet than live on their knees."

Gout sufferers know that, for a short but mind-altering period of time, living on ones' knees is actually a better alternative than standing.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 07:56 AM (Bdeb0)


For me, lying down is a bitch. I'd actually rather stand. Of course without flexing the big toe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (zBaqJ)

34 >>27 J/J I have read black cherries is good for gout. Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 07:55 AM (r/xAU)

Amputation is also a desirable option.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (Bdeb0)

35 I knew it!
And you're welcome everyone.

Gem, @991 for you on ONT.

And thanks in advance J.J.
Now to read "your take."
And for you praying types, started coming down sick Sunday and still not back to work.

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (E9vLe)

36 Gout sufferers know that, for a short but mind-altering period of time, living on ones' knees is actually a better alternative than standing.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 07:56 AM (Bdeb0)


Is Zod, or is Zod not, doing phrasing?

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (ZfRYq)

37 They are "the mills of God" that grind slowly, but exceedingly fine. A old English proverb.

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (KOCKb)

38 More Noos; today is Wednesday, April 24, 2019 On this day in 2004 the United States under Bush-II lifted economic sanctions imposed on Libya 18 years previously, as a reward for its cooperation in eliminating weapons of mass destruction.


Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (mpXpK)

39 >>Trump to boycott correspondents' dinner and Butterball Powerbottom has a tantrum



Excellent!

Hey, they unofficially dis-invited him first after he was elected - spare us the tantrums he's decided to stay away since then, particularly after the was Sarah Sanders was treated. Each year it becomes less relevant.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (W+vEI)

40 I get the Knudsen's tart cherry juice. You have to drink it every day for at least a few weeks I think to have the chemical build in your system.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (zBaqJ)

Try their black cherry juice. It's much better for gout.

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (cF8AT)

41 Rush Limbaugh calls out fake Republicans who are Nevertrumpers.



https://tinyurl.com/y5vx2okv


Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (mpXpK)

42 History: A boot stamping on a human face, forever.
Gout: A smirking demon-child hitting your frostbitten toe with a large hammer, forever.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (Bdeb0)

43 Philippine strongman says if Canada doesn't take back their garbage they shipped to the Philippines they would declare war.


https://tinyurl.com/y6b5zk

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

44 Big Chief Lyingwatha goes to war against Amazon.


https://tinyurl.com/y2rf5az4

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

45 In an incredibly stupid ruling a MI court of appeals says cops can not mark tires of parking violators. Cops all over America have been doing this since I was a kid.


https://tinyurl.com/y5gzdw6n

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

46 >>Is Zod, or is Zod not, doing phrasing?
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (ZfRYq)

Cogito, ergo Zod.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (Bdeb0)

47 Page 1 of Volume II

First, a traditional prosecution or declination decision entails a binary determination to initiate or decline a prosecution, but we determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment.

So the vol II of the Mueller Bullshit is not a traditional legal document. Just political jockeying.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (JFO2v)

48 Health care should be an earned benefit? What Gillebrand means is I earn money, govt takes it cut and distribute most to the rest to moochers and I get some tiny percentage as my benefit. No opt-out because that would be racist.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (MxEKc)

49 Radical House Communist wants Trump impeached. They all do.


https://tinyurl.com/y57jdrph

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

50 Scankles says Trump would be impeached if he wasn't President. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.


https://tinyurl.com/y3vwyrsn

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

51 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y6lq84fy



And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

52 " Joe Biden was going to do his announcement in Charlottesville, hoping to capitalize on the Big Lie about Trump loving Nazis, and he decided to do it in Pittsburgh instead. "

Presumably where he can capitalize on the ole "working class Joe" persona.

Speaking of which, can anyone tell me where this bloated groping leeching turd got his regular guy rep? He's been on the teat since 1973, when he got on it by pathologically lying about how his wife got killed.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (951Yv)

53 47 Page 1 of Volume II

First, a traditional prosecution or declination decision entails a binary determination to initiate or decline a prosecution, but we determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment.

So the vol II of the Mueller Bullshit is not a traditional legal document. Just political jockeying.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (JFO2v)



It's an opposition research document and smear every bit as much as the Steele Dossier.

Same. Damn. Thing.

Probably written by the same damn people.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (zBaqJ)

54 Oh, and ask about the erstwhile medication for gout, colchicine. Directions for use: "Take one pill per hour until pain subsides or side effects become intolerable."

Side effects: Synchronized nausea/diarrhea.

Gout takes the weak.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (Bdeb0)

55 -J.J wapo also says this.

Although Christian minorities are targeted around the world, analysts say that the vast majority of terrorism victims globally are Muslims.

attacked by whom?

sigh

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (r/xAU)

56 "No wonder Hillary Clinton has thus far skated - - Barack Obama is implicated in her email scheme..."
______

That's not actually new news. We've had evidence already. But what will it take to get the word out? Obviously, not the MFM. If push comes to shove, I suspect they'd rather cover Islamist bombings than anything tarnishing the luster of the Lightwalker.

Someone call Tucker ^ Sean and have them do segments on this. Of course, it should fall under Barr's investigation of the whole thing.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (VaN/j)

57 Has Lizzie Warren contacted Manuel Franco yet about her plans to confiscate most of his winnings to pay for others' college tuition and universal pre-k?

Welcome to wealth, pal!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:02 AM (W+vEI)

58 If the Philippines and Canada went to war would anyone notice?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 08:02 AM (xceTB)

59 Hickenlooper is a pretty smart campaigner. He has watched Beto peaking too early. Hickenlooper will NOT peak too early!

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 08:02 AM (ZfRYq)

60 55 -J.J wapo also says this.

Although Christian minorities are targeted around the world, analysts say that the vast majority of terrorism victims globally are Muslims.

attacked by whom?

sigh
Posted by: willow at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (r/xAU)


That is an outright lie and provably so. But hey. National Laughingstock's gotta laughingstiock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:02 AM (zBaqJ)

61 23 What type of dogshit pseudo party allows drunks and grifters like Weld, Katshit, McMuffin and Rombley to bite the ankles of a highly successful President? Thanks again, Rove.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 07:53 AM (y7DUB)

sickened! you stood by and did not say shit about Bhussein and the 8 years of folly. the only right you have today is to STFU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

62 In an incredibly stupid ruling a MI court of appeals says cops can not mark tires of parking violators. Cops all over America have been doing this since I was a kid.


https://tinyurl.com/y5gzdw6n

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)


Did they mark the horse's feet back then?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

63 Speaking of which, can anyone tell me where this bloated groping leeching turd got his regular guy rep? He's been on the teat since 1973, when he got on it by pathologically lying about how his wife got killed.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert

He was also busted for plaigirizing back in the 80s if my memory serves me correctly.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (uGKH7)

64 @realDonaldTrump

"Former CIA analyst Larry Johnson accuses United Kingdom Intelligence of helping Obama Administration Spy on the 2016 Trump Presidential Campaign." @OANN WOW! It is now just a question of time before the truth comes out, and when it does, it will be a beauty!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (/tuJf)

65 54 Oh, and ask about the erstwhile medication for gout, colchicine. Directions for use: "Take one pill per hour until pain subsides or side effects become intolerable."

Side effects: Synchronized nausea/diarrhea.

Gout takes the weak.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (Bdeb0)


I have an old batch of pills. Maybe that's why they're not working like they should.

Every time I get an attack (maybe once a year), I take a couple of pills and it's gone within 18 hours or a day max.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (zBaqJ)

66 I get the Knudsen's tart cherry juice. You have to drink it every day for at least a few weeks I think to have the chemical build in your system.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (zBaqJ)

does that go well with Titos?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (JFO2v)

67 66 I get the Knudsen's tart cherry juice. You have to drink it every day for at least a few weeks I think to have the chemical build in your system.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 07:57 AM (zBaqJ)

does that go well with Titos?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (JFO2v)


Marlon's or Jermaine's...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:05 AM (zBaqJ)

68 So . . . anyone catch the name of the person who intentionally drove into 8 people in Sunnydale, CA?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:05 AM (W+vEI)

69 That last story was phenomenal! What a great way to start my day!

Posted by: Tom at April 24, 2019 08:05 AM (5AKPD)

70 The other thing they would show is that she and her husband (who for the record was impeached for committing perjury and suborning perjury to cover up his illicit sex with a woman young enough to be his daughter, unlike the non-crimes they want to hang Trump with) have used and abused every public office and trust they ever held to enrich themselves, often at the expense of American national security interests.


a woman employeeyoung enough to be his daughter

Basically the CEO was enticing an entry level employee to blow him. Pretty classic sexual harassment.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (yQpMk)

71 Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (/tuJf)

I wonder if PDTS and QE will discuss this 'issue'?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (eIlkN)

72 >>Speaking of which, can anyone tell me where this bloated groping leeching turd got his regular guy rep? Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 08:01 AM (951Yv)

He is, as Christopher Hitchens used to refer to him, "The Great Commuter."

Amtrak--which is and has ever been a flaming bag of mards--never had a better friend in Congress.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (Bdeb0)

73 63 Speaking of which, can anyone tell me where this bloated groping leeching turd got his regular guy rep? He's been on the teat since 1973, when he got on it by pathologically lying about how his wife got killed.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert

He was also busted for plaigirizing back in the 80s if my memory serves me correctly.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (uGKH7)

Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (zBaqJ)

74 Amazing how Dems skate

Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (C888N)

75 "But then, while we were all drinking in the delicious tears of Leftists and dipping our nether regions into a large cup of tapioca when Hillary lost"

Goddamit, I thought the tapioca was off limits. Put a fkkin sign on it or something.

Tainted.

That being said, while I can't condone it, I certainly understand it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (kfcYC)

76 "Hey, they unofficially dis-invited him first after he was elected - spare us the tantrums he's decided to stay away since then, particularly after the was Sarah Sanders was treated. Each year it becomes less relevant.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 07:58 AM (W+vEI) "



And they are starting to notice that fact.

HA - HA !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 08:06 AM (wA4OO)

77 "Reverend Spike" J.J.?

I don't get the reference, but I like it!

I would like to borrow it for the name of my next rock band!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (438dO)

78 48 Health care should be an earned benefit? What Gillebrand means is I earn money, govt takes it cut and distribute most to the rest to moochers and I get some tiny percentage as my benefit. No opt-out because that would be racist.
Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (MxEKc)

Progressives never ever think about time. How I trade my time for value (money). My days on earth are numbered (yet unknown) and they have a right to so many of those days.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (JFO2v)

79 Although Christian minorities are targeted around the world, analysts say that the vast majority of terrorism victims globally are Muslims.

attacked by whom?
___________

Other muslims. Not really terrorism though. Just Sunni v. Shi'a shit -- fighting over which brand of muzzie lunacy should prevail.

Posted by: Illegal alien Raul or Juan or whoever at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (k4dH2)

80 >>@realDonaldTrump

"Former CIA analyst Larry Johnson accuses United Kingdom Intelligence of helping Obama Administration Spy on the 2016 Trump Presidential Campaign." @OANN WOW! It is now just a question of time before the truth comes out, and when it does, it will be a beauty!
- - - -


Trump's upcoming UK visit is gonna be lit, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (W+vEI)

81 77 "Reverend Spike" J.J.?

I don't get the reference, but I like it!

I would like to borrow it for the name of my next rock band!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (438dO)


Reverend Ike plus "spike" the investigation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (zBaqJ)

82 "That said, if AG Barr does indeed go after these traitors, they may be forced to go for impeachment just to try and drown out the investigations and muddle the issues. Stay tuned."


Win win.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 24, 2019 08:08 AM (kfcYC)

83 I suspect that Hillary is more a Chateau Lafitte than a Val-U-Rite drinker. Only the best for the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being in America. The smartest, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 08:08 AM (VaN/j)

84 Military rules should be kill them all and tell Jesus they died.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:08 AM (JFO2v)

85 "He was also busted for plaigirizing back in the 80s if my memory serves me correctly."

That is correct - he stole parts of a speech by Neil Kinnock, a British politician. That was also about the time he got nailed for outright lying about finishing near the top of his class in law school.

A lying, creepy, grifty, gropy, fake haired, fake toothed sociopath. And I've seen polls showing that he's the preferred candidate over in the Safe Space Territories.

Those dems are gonna rock the 2020 elections. Fo sho.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 08:09 AM (951Yv)

86 63 Speaking of which, can anyone tell me where this bloated groping leeching turd got his regular guy rep? He's been on the teat since 1973, when he got on it by pathologically lying about how his wife got killed.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert
..........

He took the train to and from Washington.. so regular guy.. which is how he also got the nickname Joey Choo Choo, I guess

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:10 AM (438dO)

87 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Only have a few minutes here today, so I wanted to give you a little happy music with your cofveve - live at a "New Musical Express" poll-winners concert, here's Georgie Fame and the Blue Flames scorching "Walkin' the Dog."

I defy you to hear this and not get up and get down!

https://tinyurl.com/y6ejg9c5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019 08:10 AM (Ki5SV)

88 First, Northam has decided that he can atone for his sins by going full Taliban and eliminating anything that has to do with the Confederacy. A bit problematic as Richmond, the capital of Virginia, was capital of the Confederacy, and, well, history is a thing.

Here's Exhibit A of what happens when a pile of shit like Bill Ayers influences the educrat industry. This denial of history is the sign of an ignorant citizenry equal to those sand ticks who blew up the Bamiyan Buddhas.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 08:11 AM (y7DUB)

89 "It turns my stomach to read what I just wrote."

We understand completely, J.J.. Sometimes we struggle to believe what you have to report. But like it or not, we know it's the truth.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:11 AM (NF9CI)

90 Were all of those really reviewed?

Were any?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 24, 2019 08:11 AM (81OU+)

91 Marlon's or Jermaine's...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:05 AM (zBaqJ)

or Michaels Vodka for Chilrens

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

92 >>83 I suspect that Hillary is more a Chateau Lafitte than a Val-U-Rite drinker. Only the best for the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being in America. The smartest, too. Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 08:08 AM (VaN/j)

She can pick the time, the place, and the poison--Zod would make that date with bells on.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:12 AM (Bdeb0)

93 >>Although Christian minorities are targeted around the world, analysts say that the vast majority of terrorism victims globally are Muslims.

attacked by whom?
- - -
Exactly.
-- Muslims attacking Christians and people of other religions
-- Muslims attacking eachother

And somehow the muslims are the victims in all this???

Anyone else notice how there's been a narrative shift on muslim anger? Used to be boo hoo Islamic rage boy is upset because [some random thing] insulted his religion, now it's Christians/"white nationalists" who are depicted as angry.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:13 AM (W+vEI)

94 Speaking of which, can anyone tell me where this bloated groping leeching turd got his regular guy rep?

This is how it works for Dems: Biden is dumb. Regular people are dumb. Biden is regular people.

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2019 08:13 AM (ZfRYq)

95 Philippine strongman says if Canada doesn't take back their garbage they shipped to the Philippines they would declare war.



He's gonna hurl Imelda's shoe collection at them.

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2019 08:13 AM (FBoKz)

96 He took the train to and from Washington.. so regular guy.. which is how he also got the nickname Joey Choo Choo, I guess
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:10 AM (438dO)

Joey Choo Choo Muthafukr

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:14 AM (JFO2v)

97 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

This guy is insane. Revoke his gun rights before he goes hermetile and starts shooting people.





Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM

---

Illegals don't pay taxes. Either they work under the table for cash or if they have a fake SSN they claim married and 9 dependents and they have ZERO Federal tax dollars withheld from their checks.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 08:15 AM (JUOKG)

98 Headline in babylonbee

Bernie to Round Up ISIS
and
Allow them to Vote

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:16 AM (JFO2v)

99 We here at the HQ have always known that Ofuckstick and Hillary had emails to each other.

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 08:16 AM (KOCKb)

100 OK, gotta run. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 24, 2019 08:16 AM (Ki5SV)

101 I defy you to hear this and not get up and get down!

https://tinyurl.com/y6ejg9c5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
.............

That was pretty good! I never heard of Georgie Fame before!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:16 AM (438dO)

102 Trump's upcoming UK visit is gonna be lit, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (W+vEI)


I'm glad he has his own personal muscle rather than be solely dependent on a Secret Service who internally promoted someone who ran to the MFM turds saying she wouldn't take a bullet for him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 08:17 AM (y7DUB)

103 Democrats have been all in on identity politics for decades.

And being that we are on the cusp of being turned into an Hispano-Asian shithole with a Muslim problem, I not only seeing that continue but accelerating to finally end this republic as these marxist have been trying to do for 150 years.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2019 08:18 AM (BMgON)

104 Good Morning Glories!

Nice Feel Good article, JJ. It really sucks to be alone.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 08:18 AM (uLuPn)

105 Did anyone ask Palsi what Donald Trump has done that is "highly unethical" and "unscrupulous?" What the ever-lovin [insert expletive] has he done?!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:18 AM (JoUsr)

106 "This is how it works for Dems: Biden is dumb. Regular people are dumb. Biden is regular people."

This, and he rode the train a bunch of times.

His greatest moment while on said train being when he talked with Katie "look at my colonoscopy" Couric and claimed President FDR went on tv in '29 to calm the populace after the stock market crash.

Yeh, regular champion of the citizenry, is ole Gropey Joe. And wicked smaht.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 08:19 AM (951Yv)

107 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

This guy is insane. Revoke his gun rights before he goes hermetile and starts shooting people.

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:51 AM
---
Illegals don't pay taxes. Either they work under the table for cash or if they have a fake SSN they claim married and 9 dependents and they have ZERO Federal tax dollars withheld from their checks.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 08:15 AM (JUOKG)

---------------------------

Whenever they make this claim, they are referring to sales and gas taxes, not Fed taxes. They never remember to include the negative Fed taxes they pay via the EITC payouts they get from the Feds.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 08:19 AM (DcvEC)

108
Illegals don't pay taxes. Either they work under the table for cash or if they have a fake SSN they claim married and 9 dependents and they have ZERO Federal tax dollars withheld from their checks.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

.....................

True. But.. if they do work under a fake SSN, they and their employee pay payroll taxes for Social Security and Medicare... which they will never receive benefits.. until we get a Dem Prezzy and Congress which will gladly grant them amnesty and grandfathered rights to SS and Medicare and any other handout they can think of...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:19 AM (438dO)

109 >>Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'


Show me the illegals that are paying more in taxes than is spent on them by state for educating their children, covering their medical care, EBT, WIC, etc.

I doubt they're even paying enough in taxes collectively to subsidize the rest of the illegals currently residing in state and federal prisons, let alone "the rest of us," a$$hole,

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:19 AM (W+vEI)

110 "SS is going tits up and nobody is doing anything about it."

That's because they can't, MisHum. You do understand pyramid schemes, yes?

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:20 AM (NF9CI)

111 Did anyone ask Palsi what Donald Trump has done that is "highly unethical" and "unscrupulous?" What the ever-lovin [insert expletive] has he done?!
Posted by: Lady in Black
...........

He lied to the press! ZOMG!!1!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:20 AM (438dO)

112 Philippine strongman says if Canada doesn't take back their garbage they shipped to the Philippines they would declare war.


https://tinyurl.com/y6b5zk
Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

link is no good but I'd bet on Duterte over Miss Trudeau any day
ISTR they had another spat last year too

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:21 AM (dm05u)

113 I haven't said it in a while, but JJ, you amaze me. You are the cream of the crop when it comes to your commentary and link round up. Your salary of zero is not commensurate with your worth, that's for sure.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

114 Cher: "EXCUSE THE FK OUT OF ME IF I DONT FEEL WHITE BLACK,BROWN,CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTERS, MURDERERS OR RAPISTS STILL IN PRISON SHOULD KEEP RIGHT TO VOTE‼️"

She posted another tweet before this one about it too.

https://tinyurl.com/y3n93vjp

Then the twitter commandos came down on her. So she posted the above tweet. Then she deleted them both.

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 08:21 AM (cF8AT)

115 Vic, that link to Philipines/Canada thing is bad.

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 08:22 AM (KOCKb)

116 "That's because they can't, MisHum. You do understand pyramid schemes, yes?"

We prefer the term "distribution opportunity", thanks.

Posted by: Bob Ponzi, be one of the fist to take advantage! at April 24, 2019 08:22 AM (951Yv)

117 Hope the UK protesters are better this time. The Baby PDT balloon was pitiful. Seen better shit at my daughters elementary school spring fair.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

118 There IS an echo in here.

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (KOCKb)

119 >>Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'


Show me the illegals that are paying more in taxes than is spent on them by state for educating their children, covering their medical care, EBT, WIC, etc.

I doubt they're even paying enough in taxes collectively to subsidize the rest of the illegals currently residing in state and federal prisons, let alone "the rest of us," a$$hole,
Posted by: Lizzy

.............

One trip to the emergency room - which is their preferred choice for medical care- would eat up 12 years worth of the measly sale taxes these A-holes pay out..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (438dO)

120 Re the age difference of Lewinsky and Bubba.

That isn't that unusual. Normally Bubba would have dumped the old hag, knocked up Lewinsky, remarried, and Chelsea would have a couple step siblings today.

Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (3R9wx)

121 Then the twitter commandos came down on her. So she posted the above tweet. Then she deleted them both.

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 08:21 AM (cF8AT)


A regular Joan of Arc, ain't she.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (uLuPn)

122
Whenever they make this claim, they are referring to sales and gas taxes, not Fed taxes. They never remember to include the negative Fed taxes they pay via the EITC payouts they get from the Feds.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 08:19 AM (DcvEC)

well fine
in the interest of Fairness, let us eliminate all income taxes
in fact eliminate all taxes that require an SSN number
I'm ok with that

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (dm05u)

123 Cher has been red-pilled,

I love it!!

How many more will this happen to as the Democrat candidates keep out-woking each other?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (W+vEI)

124 @realDonaldTrump 13 minutes ago

The Mueller Report, despite being written by Angry Democrats and Trump Haters, and with unlimited money behind it ($35,000,000), didn't lay a glove on me. I DID NOTHING WRONG. If the partisan Dems ever tried to Impeach, I would first head to the U.S. Supreme Court. Not only......

.....are there no "High Crimes and Misdemeanors," there are no Crimes by me at all. All of the Crimes were committed by Crooked Hillary, the Dems, the DNC and Dirty Cops - and we caught them in the act! We waited for Mueller and WON, so now the Dems look to Congress as last hope!

Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (cF8AT)

125 The Delaware GOP must be a shitpile of worthlessness to have never seriously challenged an obvious retard like Biden. Aside from promoting unappealing clowns like Rove and Hollowhead's hero, Mike Castle, I assume being home to so many corporations attracts lots of Gas Chamber of Krony Kapitalism money.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 08:24 AM (y7DUB)

126 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

--

Buttgig is getting worse with each passing day. This is their great, white, gay hope for 2020??

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:24 AM (JoUsr)

127 That isn't that unusual. Normally Bubba would have dumped the old hag, knocked up Lewinsky, remarried, and Chelsea would have a couple step siblings today.

Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2019 08:23 AM (3R9wx)

Donald Trump did the same thing to the wife of his youth.

Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 08:24 AM (uLuPn)

128 Illegals don't pay taxes. Either they work under the table for cash or if they have a fake SSN they claim married and 9 dependents and they have ZERO Federal tax dollars withheld from their checks.
________________

Lots of them file tax returns using an ITIN, which anybody can get (including illegals), but they aren't paying taxes. They are claiming "tax credits" which have nothing to do with taxes, except that the IRS issues them. They are basically just welfare payments for low-income people (or people who claim to be low-income on their IRS docs).

The IRS has admitted for many years that it pays billions of dollars every year in "tax credits" to illegal aliens.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 24, 2019 08:24 AM (k4dH2)

129 vmom, reply to you willowed on the last. Just bronchitis. Thanks for checking on me.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:25 AM (NF9CI)

130 What good is twatter if twatter just bans you? The platform is unusable.

Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2019 08:25 AM (3R9wx)

131 Good Morning Horde & JackStraw was Right??? HMMMMM

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 08:25 AM (BqBId)

132 I doubt they're even paying enough in taxes collectively to subsidize the rest of the illegals currently residing in state and federal prisons, let alone "the rest of us," a$$hole,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:19 AM (W+vEI)

the number is about $130 BILLION/year

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)

133 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 08:24 AM (y7DUB)

GOP to the DNC is just like the Washington Generals to the Globetrotters.

QED

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 08:28 AM (eIlkN)

134 I hope that you're a feeling better from your attack of gout, J.J. Thanks for the Morning Report.
******
J.J. you have Gout?? so do I ! get a script from you Dr. for Allopurinol

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 08:28 AM (BqBId)

135 Don't get your hopes up. [scream] CHER! [/scream] is not getting red-pilled. Oh, she may hit on a theme or two where it appears her synapses fired off a truth in her brain, but the woman would rather forgo her next plastic surgery than to ever start leaning non-democrat.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:29 AM (JoUsr)

136 It was always Obama--he knew, he planned, he agreed, and he lied

There's only one reason they have gone so far to cover this up, brazenly committed so many crimes: To protect Obama.

And because they know: Obama is the domino that will take out the entire leadership of the Democrat party. And many media figures.

Also, there is a nasty, dirty part as well: anti-racism will be discredited, eliminating any last power of the Democrats

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 08:29 AM (DUDUf)

137 129 vmom, reply to you willowed on the last. Just bronchitis. Thanks for checking on me.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:25 AM (NF9CI)

I hope you feel better soon creeper
*pushes chicken soup thru internets to creeper*

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:29 AM (dm05u)

138 >>the number is about $130 BILLION/year





OK, I want to see Trump filet that smarmy mayor pete on immigration.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:29 AM (W+vEI)

139 Buttgig is getting worse with each passing day. This is their great, white, gay hope for 2020??
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:24 AM (JoUsr)


All DJT has to do is hold a rally in South Bendover to end this pansy fuckface's fantasies. Tick tock, punk.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

140 I'm not really sure I understand the point of the Peterson/Zizek thing.

All I know is the Commies on Twitter were posting gleeful memes of somebody representing Zizek punching someone representing Peterson in the face.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 08:30 AM (UnA8+)

141 I think SS has a 21% cut coming soon!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:30 AM (JFO2v)

142 teej, don't mess around. Go see a doctor.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:30 AM (NF9CI)

143 Also, Bernie slimes Bibi Netanyahu. Meh, give back your bar mitzvah gelt.
______

We should go back further than that. Reattach the foreskin. I recommend staples.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 08:30 AM (VaN/j)

144 Bill and Hill are united in eternity by their shared crimes

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:31 AM (dm05u)

145 Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:04 AM (/tuJf)

Wow, Grandmama worked for the CIA?

Posted by: clutch at April 24, 2019 08:31 AM (AlOQd)

146 112
Philippine strongman says if Canada doesn't take back their garbage they shipped to the Philippines they would declare war.





https://tinyurl.com/y6b5zk

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)



link is no good but I'd bet on Duterte over Miss Trudeau any day

ISTR they had another spat last year too

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:21 AM (dm05u)

nEW LINK
https://tinyurl.com/y6b5zkmv

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 08:31 AM (mpXpK)

147 Buttgig is getting worse with each passing day. This is their great, white, gay hope for 2020??


He'll be gone by primary time. He's getting attention in the Silly Season before things really get rolling. He'll get bulldozed by the people with more national prominence, and then he can go join Beto on the Group W bench.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

148 There were no scandals under the Obama admin. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Signed. The entire MFM.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (xR1UF)

149 teej, prayers for your health

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (dm05u)

150 If the giant lottery's paid out a million for 768 people I'd buy a ticket....but the odds of getting hit by lightning are better than lottery so I got better things to do with my time. It's not even about spending a buck... it's time.

Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (3R9wx)

151 >>Wow, Grandmama worked for the CIA?

She was a strong rim protector.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (/tuJf)

152 Trumka just needs more time to figure out how to sponge off 10 to 12% of GND.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:33 AM (JFO2v)

153 Special election starts today. Thanks to Tom steyer's money we'll keep this up until the democrat wins.

Posted by: NCKate at April 24, 2019 08:33 AM (bXvA0)

154 >>Don't get your hopes up. [scream] CHER! [/scream] is not getting red-pilled.



Would never expect her to go full MAGA.
However, she's now has two attacks of cognitive dissonance jam her programming --- how many people have had the same reaction, just not so publicly?

It's like waking up from the NPC matrix. Some will beg to return so they can enjoy tasty, imaginary steak while others will say, "Vote anyone but the Democrat!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:33 AM (W+vEI)

155 Thank you for that last, J.J. It hit home. What great guys.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:34 AM (NF9CI)

156 134 I hope that you're a feeling better from your attack of gout, J.J. Thanks for the Morning Report.
******
J.J. you have Gout?? so do I ! get a script from you Dr. for Allopurinol
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 08:28 AM (BqBId)


It's acute, not chronic. I take colcrys but am going to get some indomethacin today. Thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:34 AM (zBaqJ)

157 I hope that you're a feeling better from your attack of gout, J.J. Thanks for the Morning Report.

******

J.J. you have Gout?? so do I ! get a script from you Dr. for Allopurinol

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 08:28 AM (BqBId)

JJ, go see Dr. Vinny Boombatz. He's the doctor to stars like me.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at April 24, 2019 08:34 AM (q1Pj5)

158 Happy birthday, Shirley MacLaine.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:35 AM (Bdeb0)

159 PSA: Sharyl Atkisson is self funding her appeal of her lawsuit vs. the IC. She is already up to 150k of a 400k goal.
GoFundMe here: https://tinyurl.com/atkissfundme
Lots and lots of $50 and $100 donations.
I'm giving.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 24, 2019 08:35 AM (ty7RM)

160 Buttgig is getting worse with each passing day. This is their great, white, gay hope for 2020??





He'll be gone by primary time. He's getting attention in the Silly
Season before things really get rolling. He'll get bulldozed by the
people with more national prominence, and then he can go join Beto on
the Group W bench.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (oVJmc)

Along with Sydney, Jugdish, Mohammed, and Clayton.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:36 AM (q1Pj5)

161 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'
=========

I'm about tired of that elfen cocksucker.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 08:36 AM (vg8iE)

162 JJ, go see Dr. Vinny Boombatz. He's the doctor to stars like me.

--

Dr. Bombay > Dr. Boombatz

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:36 AM (JoUsr)

163 154 Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:33 AM (W+vEI)

Thing of it is, if Cher or anyone like her disagrees and vehemently so with Leftist Dem orthodoxy on one issue, it is a big deal since like Islam, any deviance is apostasy/heresy.

It means also that she at least can be open to seeing other things more realistically over time. Look at Piers Morgan, gun issues notwithstanding. He gets it on almost everything else especially Islam and Deep State crimes.

You never know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:36 AM (zBaqJ)

164 Cher's cognitive dissonance is just an early indicator of the Ds rush to the extreme far left turning off even their own side.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

165 151 >>Wow, Grandmama worked for the CIA?

She was a strong rim protector.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (/tuJf)



Buttplug and Booker take note...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:37 AM (zBaqJ)

166 Duh. In reviewing comments I see my MisHum/J.J. conflation syndrome is thriving this morning. I'm sorry, J.J.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:37 AM (NF9CI)

167 164 Cher's cognitive dissonance is just an early indicator of the Ds rush to the extreme far left turning off even their own side.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)


This is how I argue with Lefties - go even farther Left than they are and watch them start taking more conservative positions. Then the steam shoots out of their ears as they cry "Norman! Coordinate!"

Joy to behold, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:38 AM (zBaqJ)

168 Cher's cognitive dissonance is just an early indicator of the Ds rush to the extreme far left turning off even their own side.

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Well, she may not be getting red-pilled, but this is true, too. They have gone sooo far left that it's impossible not to notice. I say, keep it up, you freaking loons.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:39 AM (JoUsr)

169 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

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Any taxes paid occur only because they're committing SS fraud, perjury, etc. every single day they go to work illegally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 08:40 AM (bsfko)

170 Dr. Bombay > Dr. Boombatz
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:36 AM

Bombay gin. Yes please. Starting to get warm enough for gin and tonics! Haven't had one in quite a while.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:40 AM (xR1UF)

171 If the giant lottery's paid out a million for 768 people I'd buy a ticket....but the odds of getting hit by lightning are better than lottery so I got better things to do with my time. It's not even about spending a buck... it's time.
Posted by: torabora

............

It's time!

sez the person hanging out on a moron blog.. lmfao..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:40 AM (438dO)

172 >>I'm about tired of that elfen cocksucker.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 08:36 AM (vg8iE)

Pace yourself--he hasn't gone catty gay-bitch yet.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:41 AM (Bdeb0)

173 the Bro-Fo debacle raises the question, should naturalized citizens be allowed to hold office

I'd say most naturalized citizens are MORE patriotic than your average liberal socialist. So no, I wouldn't trash the system for one particularly bad egg.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2019 08:41 AM (Z4rgH)

174 Well, she may not be getting red-pilled, but this is true, too. They have gone sooo far left that it's impossible not to notice. I say, keep it up, you freaking loons.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:39 AM

Same here. The further left they go, the less chance of them winning. There's many Regan or dare I say Trump democrats that are not going to be on board with these crazy fucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:42 AM (xR1UF)

175 New York, and other anti Second Amendment jurisdictions have kept their unconstitutional fiats in effect by this tactic of lawfare and litigation. They take cases to friendly courts and then if a court finally move against them, they propose changes which effectively restart the litigation process. This keeps their lawlessness going into perpetuity by delaying and using the court process against the people.

They did this in the Washington D.C. case and now are attempting it in the NYSRPA v NY case.

SCOTUS should not allow this tactic, which cunningly denies justice and reinforces unconstitutional mandates, to stand.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 08:42 AM (VpIIl)

176 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

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This just steams me. This pinhead doesn't acknowledge it is middle America that is subsidizing illegals, to the tune of $Billions upon $Billions in welfare, healthcare, schooling and all the other panoply of gov't services they leach from and drain.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:43 AM (JoUsr)

177 the Bro-Fo debacle raises the question, should naturalized citizens be allowed to hold office

I'd say most naturalized citizens are MORE patriotic than your average liberal socialist. So no, I wouldn't trash the system for one particularly bad egg.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2019 08:41 AM

Agreed. I used to work with a couple that were naturalized citizens. They were hard working, and absolutely LOVED this great country. They were also very conservative in their beliefs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:44 AM (xR1UF)

178 Thanks creeper but I figure I'd just wear myself out even more doing over an hour of winshield time plus waiting room time to hear "Get rest, drink plenty of fluids and take something for fever."

Think I'm on the mend. Appetite was a little better yesterday.
Not as achey. Still coughing, a little feverish and a bit light headed.

The latter being another reason, for others' sake, not to be doing a bunch of driving.

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 08:44 AM (E9vLe)

179 Holy shit! I just sat as a witness in front of Judge Lamberth! I had no idea I was speaking to a hero!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 08:44 AM (dNzKv)

180 I see my MisHum/J.J. conflation syndrome is thriving this morning.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:37 AM (NF9CI)

One had a Bris...one didn't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 08:45 AM (wYseH)

181 ...shrill shrieking...


**********

HCWNBPOTUS - a limerick

Despite self aggrandizing thrill-seeking
And ego driven ear-splitting shrill shrieking
At the end of the day
Thank G-d we can say
Hillary never will be king!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 08:45 AM (m45I2)

182 Chi-Town Jerry @171

That was wicked. Hats off to you.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:45 AM (NF9CI)

183 Pentagon Reviewing US Military Rules After Soldiers Were Detained By Mexican Troops
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OK, it didn't involve a serviceman, but whatever become of "Pedicaris alive or Raisuli dead"?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 08:45 AM (VaN/j)

184 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

They do seem to buy lots of lottery tickets (math challenged tax). Doesn't even come close to covering the medical, food and educational cost of the hordes of anchor babies though.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 08:45 AM (MxEKc)

185 >>175 New York, and other anti Second Amendment jurisdictions have kept their unconstitutional fiats in effect by this tactic of lawfare and litigation.

Candidate Eric Swalwell (D-Ca.) has a very permanent solution to the gun-ownership problem.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

186 Wow, Grandmama worked for the CIA?

The she got run over by a reindeer.

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2019 08:46 AM (FBoKz)

187 Let's not forget that Bill Priestap headed the DSD division of the FBI, the division that Sally Yates wrote a 56-page memo that explained why the DOJ/IG could not investigate.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 08:47 AM (QkjLD)

188 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us'

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This just steams me. This pinhead doesn't acknowledge it is middle America that is subsidizing illegals, to the tune of $Billions upon $Billions in welfare, healthcare, schooling and all the other panoply of gov't services they leach from and drain.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:43 AM

Same here. I am soooo fucking tired of hearing this. For one. Many work for cash. The ones who don't are using a STOLEN identity. Meaning they are fckng up someone else's SS and credit. Then they use our hospitals, schools etc. Then ship money home. Anyone think most are in a high tax bracket anyway? The only tax they legitimately pay is sales tax. Whoopdie efffing doo. It's a negative either way you slice it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:47 AM (xR1UF)

189 I think if PDTS were to go out just state that because of congressional mismanagement and graft, SS and Medicare will be insolvent in the next decade, he'd end all discussion of illegal aliens and welfare.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 08:47 AM (eIlkN)

190 KamelToe Walks It Back On Felons Voting...

What happened to 'we should have that conversation'?

Talked to a few pollsters, likely. A very short conversation.

Bwahaha.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2019 08:48 AM (Z4rgH)

191 Wow, Grandmama worked for the CIA?

The she got run over by a reindeer.
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2019 08:46 AM

In Russia, reindeer come to you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:48 AM (xR1UF)

192 So Social Security is set to become insolvent the same year I become eligible for benefits. Not the first time I've heard this but it still makes my blood boil.

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 08:49 AM (I9p1S)

193 >>Same here. I am soooo fucking tired of hearing this. For one. Many work for cash. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:47 AM (xR1UF)

Zod's Aztecs work for gruel and rainwater.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:49 AM (Bdeb0)

194 Took the dog for a walk this morning. But instead of thinking about how nice it is that the snow is finally gone and it's getting warmer, all I could think about is what a racist I was.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (xR1UF)

195 "KamelToe Walks It Back On Felons Voting..."

On the other hand I'll bet she (and the rest of the Dems) will come out in favor of racists and white nationalists having their voting right taken away.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (MxEKc)

196 I'd love to know how many billions and billions are spent annually in schools only because of illegals.

Cradle to grave kind of numbers, too. Not just "$10K per student" but total cost of equipment, HVAC, transportation, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (bsfko)

197 Pssst. Social Security is insolvent now. It has no monetary assets.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (q1Pj5)

198 It's taking a while to sink in but the central finding from the Mueller report was that the Steele dossier, the piece of garbage this whole Russia collusion scam was based on, was fake. Not a think from that document was proven correct.

The implications for that are pretty huge and set the stage for Horowitz' FISA abuse report.

It will be interesting to see who flips and how high up they can take this.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (/tuJf)

199 >>Pace yourself--he hasn't gone catty gay-bitch yet.


Getting close:

[He]responded on Monday to a Trump administration official [Amb. Ric Grenell] who had accused him of perpetuating a "hate hoax" during a tiff with Vice President Pence.

"I'm not a master fisherman, but I know bait when I see it, and I'm not gonna take it," the 2020 presidential candidate said to applause. during a CNN town hall Monday night.



Looks like his "feud" with Pence has been downgraded to a "tiff"?

Guess it's a feud when Buttigig is punching, but a tiff when Pence's friend defends him?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 08:51 AM (W+vEI)

200 On the felons voting, it is illuminating (and highly predictable) where the D's are looking ahead for votes: felons, illegals, 16-year old Tide Pod eaters... There must be committees or leftist think tanks that think this ridiculous crap up. Where can we get a group or groups of people that are likely to add millions to our voter rolls? I guess their schemes of combing the old folks' homes trolling for catatonic voters isn't enough of a payoff.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:51 AM (JoUsr)

201 CBD, I never confuse you with, say, OM. Don't know what it is about these two. But I can't seem to separate them.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:51 AM (NF9CI)

202 Same here. I am soooo fucking tired of hearing this. For one. Many work for cash. The ones who don't are using a STOLEN identity. Meaning they are fckng up someone else's SS and credit. Then they use our hospitals, schools etc. Then ship money home. Anyone think most are in a high tax bracket anyway? The only tax they legitimately pay is sales tax. Whoopdie efffing doo. It's a negative either way you slice it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:47 AM (xR1UF)

And the Bullshit that they are more law abiding than citizens makes me so MAD. My guess is a family of 4 illegals commit 3 or 4 crimes each and every days, 1000s per year. The drink and drive so much that cities have STOP drunk driving campaigns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (JFO2v)

203 What happened to 'we should have that conversation'?

Talked to a few pollsters, likely. A very short conversation.

Bwahaha.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2019 08:48 AM (Z4rgH)

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She wants it both ways. She was nodding her head furiously while saying "we should have that conversation", which is her standard response to challenging issues. Scrunt.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (DcvEC)

204 Whenever they make this claim, they are referring to sales and gas taxes, not Fed taxes.
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Still a disingenuous crock of shit. So do fucking foreign tourists. Should we let them just move on in too?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (vg8iE)

205 It will be interesting to see who flips and how high up they can take this.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM

Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (xR1UF)

206 The guys overtaken by Mexican invaders were from an army artillery unit. It's more than likely someone gave them some NVG and a radio, then told them call if you see anything. That they were only armed with an M9 is a giant clue.

Oh yeah and zero situational awareness tells me they were probably on their phones posting to Fake book

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (DKvDL)

207 180 I see my MisHum/J.J. conflation syndrome is thriving this morning.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:37 AM (NF9CI)

One had a Bris...one didn't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 08:45 AM (wYseH)


I had the bris. He had the brisket...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:53 AM (zBaqJ)

208 158 Happy birthday, Shirley MacLaine.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:35 AM (Bdeb0)

does not she have about 14 or so

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:53 AM (JFO2v)

209 The solution to Mexican troops on our side of the border is simple - Apache attach helicopter, Gatling gun, some assembly required.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 08:53 AM (w4uos)

210 imagine if Social Security were replaced by "adopt a senior" program
tax-deductible

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (dm05u)

211 Looks like his "feud" with Pence has been downgraded to a "tiff"?



Guess it's a feud when Buttigig is punching, but a tiff when Pence's friend defends him?
>>>

What about a fracas? Or a squabble? Donnybrook? Rhubarb?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (q1Pj5)

212 o Social Security is set to become insolvent the same year I become eligible for benefits. Not the first time I've heard this but it still makes my blood boil.

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 08:49 AM (I9p1S)

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There's not enough time for $100 a month in a target date retirement account at Vanguard to make you rich, but it will give you a good return and some money for retirement.

It's hard to believe how easily someone can become a millionaire is not taught in high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (bsfko)

213 o Social Security is set to become insolvent the same year I become eligible for benefits. Not the first time I've heard this but it still makes my blood boil.
Posted by: cornbred
.........

Well.. the 800 lb gorilla in the room is Congress spending this money every year on worthless pork and other projects.

There would be more than enough to go on for many years if they just stopped spending it. Lock box!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (438dO)

214 Thank you vmom.
Truly means a lot.

On the natural born citizen article at AT.

Sadly, he mentions the "normally accepted" for what phrase means.

Not the true definition that our founders most assuredly took from Vatel's "The Laws of Nations."

If old guy memory serves...

USconstitution dot net
Vatel the laws of Nations in search box
Scroll down to section 212

Should get you close anyway,,, I hope.

Posted by: teej at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (E9vLe)

215 Okay...question: If an illegal is using a false SS number don't any funds withheld go to the legitimate owner of the number? Or are they all dead?

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (NF9CI)

216 197 Pssst. Social Security is insolvent now. It has no monetary assets.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (q1Pj5)

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True enough. On the bright side, we won't need SS if a Dem gets in the WH in the next 20 years. We'll all get to dig our own brand new graves behind the re-education camps!

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (I9p1S)

217 I'm betting Kamel-Toe's chin has bounced more than one set of balls.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (DKvDL)

218
Time to check and see that I didn't win Mega Millions...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (zBaqJ)

219 imagine if Social Security were replaced by "adopt a senior" program
tax-deductible
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist
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My mom already lives with us....

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (9iLHi)

220 198 It's taking a while to sink in but the central finding from the Mueller report was that the Steele dossier, the piece of garbage this whole Russia collusion scam was based on, was fake. Not a think from that document was proven correct.

The implications for that are pretty huge and set the stage for Horowitz' FISA abuse report.

It will be interesting to see who flips and how high up they can take this.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM (/tuJf)

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I wonder why Trump seems to be playing things cool...

Maybe he has some kind of information not readily known to the public...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (ANN96)

221 Antemeridian greetings, Horde. News is kind of a bummer this morning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (NWiLs)

222 Whenever they make this claim, they are referring to sales and gas taxes, not Fed taxes.
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Still a disingenuous crock of shit. So do fucking foreign tourists. Should we let them just move on in too?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM

I hope mayor buttplug keeps pushing this line. Oooh sales tax! Of course you're fucking uninsured for your car and health. Then you walk away from those bills. Then you toss your kids into our schools and we have to have special programs and translators. Then they get in state tuition. But yea, the .09 in taxes you paid on that bagel is going to cover it. STFU.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:56 AM (xR1UF)

223 What about a fracas? Or a squabble? Donnybrook? Rhubarb?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (q1Pj5)
or a brouhaha? a rumble? or dickering?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

224 My mom already lives with us....
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (9iLHi)

and THAT should be a tax deduction!

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:56 AM (dm05u)

225 Brennan. He even looks like a villain.

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Straight out of Dick Tracy comic strips, that guy...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (JoUsr)

226 Duerte should load up all that garbage on a freighter and just push it all overboard in Vancouver Harbor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (V2Yro)

227 212 o Social Security is set to become insolvent the same year I become eligible for benefits. Not the first time I've heard this but it still makes my blood boil.

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 08:49 AM (I9p1S)

--

There's not enough time for $100 a month in a target date retirement account at Vanguard to make you rich, but it will give you a good return and some money for retirement.

It's hard to believe how easily someone can become a millionaire is not taught in high school.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (bsfko)

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The idea that Congress will let SS collapse is silly.

If there's one thing that our federal government will be willing to kill people over, it's preserving gravy trains for the electorate.

We'll see the Pentagon shuttered before the federal government misses a single Social Security check.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (ANN96)

228 223 What about a fracas? Or a squabble? Donnybrook? Rhubarb?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (q1Pj5)
or a brouhaha? a rumble? or dickering?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

Buttgig likes dickering.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (NWiLs)

229 >>209 The solution to Mexican troops on our side of the border is simple - Apache attach helicopter, Gatling gun, some assembly required.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 08:53 AM (w4uos)

The solution to Mexico: Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array.

Do it, Donald. Do it Now.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)

230 I'm betting Kamel-Toe's chin has bounced more than one set of balls.
Posted by: Marcus T

That chin has bounced more balls than John McEnroe's favorite tennis racket.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (uGKH7)

231 Buttigieg: 'Undocumented Immigrants Are Taxpayers' Who 'Are Subsidizing the Rest of Us"

Snort. Time to point and laugh. Again. Loudly.

(just ask anyone who says this 2 Q's - Which tax and how collected...)

Cloudy AM, and ms mouse is doing fantastic. Can't be happier, and recovery times from "procedures" still utterly amazes me.

Coffeve for everybody!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (6qErC)

232 >>Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.

It goes all the way to Obama. We've known this for a long time, since the Page/Strzok text messages were released when they discussed the White House wanting to run this.

Can it be proved is the only question in my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:58 AM (/tuJf)

233 It will be interesting to see who flips and how high up they can take this.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:50 AM

Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (xR1UF)

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This goes up to the JEF, Felonia and ValJar, not just Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot head Brennan. He was just a useful idiot for them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 08:58 AM (DcvEC)

234 215 Okay...question: If an illegal is using a false SS number don't any funds withheld go to the legitimate owner of the number? Or are they all dead?
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (NF9CI)

I think they do try to reconcile (collect) deficits. As for overpays they KNOW which statements are true and only account for those funds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 08:58 AM (JFO2v)

235 232 >>Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.

It goes all the way to Obama. We've known this for a long time, since the Page/Strzok text messages were released when they discussed the White House wanting to run this.

Can it be proved is the only question in my mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:58 AM (/tuJf)

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Listen, all I know is that the Obama administration didn't have a smidgen of corruption to it.

There's no need for any further questions after that assertion.

No smidges!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 08:59 AM (ANN96)

236 Buttgig likes dickering."

Hickory dickering?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

237 I'm betting Kamel-Toe's chin has bounced more than one set of balls.

Posted by: Marcus T



That chin has bounced more balls than John McEnroe's favorite tennis racket.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (uGKH7)


. . . than the Harlem Globetrotters during warmups.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 08:59 AM (q1Pj5)

238 226 Duerte should load up all that garbage on a freighter and just push it all overboard in Vancouver Harbor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (V2Yro)

I saw another story where Duterte said, after their recent earthquake, thst the govt will help victims EXCEPT the commie rebels in the area.
Somthing like "if ypu see them.buried in rubble don't dig them out"
He's funny honestly

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 24, 2019 08:59 AM (dm05u)

239 I had the bris. He had the brisket...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:53 AM

Speaking of. I read an article this morning about a local brew pub that not only has good beer (yea, the hipsters suck) BUT they smoked ribs, then grind it with homemade sausage and then top it with melted cheese and fried onions. I am soooo getting one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:59 AM (xR1UF)

240 236 Buttgig likes dickering."

Hickory dickering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

Docking too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (NWiLs)

241 How can they say illegals commit less crime than legals when they won't even speculate as to how many illegals they are?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (oVJmc)

242 Interesting that reading the posts on here, I get more real news than watching the MFM all week. Most things on here are never, never covered watching cable news or reading the dead tree newspapers. I can't wait for my home town newspaper to go tits up, even though its a Gannett paper. And they charge a dollar for it, when I see it a the grocery store checkout.

Posted by: Colin at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (fS4ne)

243 >>What about a fracas? Or a squabble? Donnybrook? Rhubarb?

Spat?
Kerfuffle?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (W+vEI)

244 >>235 232 >>Brennan. He even looks like a villain.

Clapper looks like the 'Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer' angry elf shop-steward.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (Bdeb0)

245 Our local elementary, which has been completely overrun by illegals and anchor babies, is constantly a mess and eyesore, (not just because of the trailers) Our neighborhood group regularly put together crews for cleanup and beautification because the school system is so dysfunctional they can't keep up with landscaping and litter. I refuse to participate since I already pay enormous taxes for shitty school my kids don't attend but have sen them several times. Want to take a guess who is never, ever, to be seen helping out?


Subsidizing us? BS, they are a huge drag and sinking us.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (MxEKc)

246 It goes all the way to Obama"

It was his laxity in controls that allowed this travesty to exist in the first place...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:01 AM (6qErC)

247 We'll see the Pentagon shuttered before the federal government misses a single Social Security check.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 08:57 AM (ANN96)

--

I think it will just get more and more restrictive (reluctantly) until it is an insignificant amount to people who actually funded it. The people who didn't pay sh*t will get annual COLA increases, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:01 AM (bsfko)

248 What about a fracas? Or a squabble? Donnybrook? Rhubarb?
Posted by: Count de Monet

or a brouhaha? a rumble? or dickering?
Posted by: rhennigantx


*******

Pshaw! A mere kerfluffle.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (m45I2)

249 246 It goes all the way to Obama"

It was his laxity in controls that allowed this travesty to exist in the first place...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:01 AM (6qErC)


He approved it. Or even organized it as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (zBaqJ)

250 How can they say illegals commit less crime than legals when they won't even speculate as to how many illegals they are?"

Shhh.

To ask is rayciss.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

251 Anon a mouse @ 231


Oh, congratulations to ms mouse. Thanks for some good news.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (NF9CI)

252 If there were a smoking gun, direct correspondence from Obama directing all the scummy players of their parts in this coup...even if...he still will not be held accountable. And if he was, half this country wouldn't care what he illegally did or how explosive the scandal would be (and is). They would burn half the country to the ground if he were tried and convicted. Sad. And true.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (JoUsr)

253 This goes up to the JEF, Felonia and ValJar, not just Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot head Brennan. He was just a useful idiot for them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 08:58 AM

That's the first time I've heard him referred to as Rock Em Sock Em head. LOL! I could also see that he looks an Easter Island head to me. Remember, the JEF was scandal free! Just ask the MFM!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (xR1UF)

254
Brennan = Easter Island Statue or Flabob from the first season of SNL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (zBaqJ)

255 >>>Spat? Kerfluffle?

Bench-clearing brawl.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (XmZvi)

256 There's not enough time for $100 a month in a target date retirement account at Vanguard to make you rich, but it will give you a good return and some money for retirement.

It's hard to believe how easily someone can become a millionaire is not taught in high school.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 08:54 AM (bsfko)

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Oh I expected to never see a dime of SS. But it's one thing to realize something for yourself, but another thing entirely to hear your fears confirmed as the info is dragged out of the hands of the liars and crooks in government. I've been investing in 401ks for quite a while, but what's to keep the filthy slimy thieving money-grubbing bastards from taking that away too?

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 09:03 AM (I9p1S)

257 KamelToe Walks It Back On Felons Voting...



What happened to 'we should have that conversation'?



Talked to a few pollsters, likely. A very short conversation.



Bwahaha.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2019 08:48 AM

---

Even the left is starting to notice that she refuses to take a position on things and over uses the "national conversation" phrase.


Trump would crush her in any debate.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 09:03 AM (JUOKG)

258 Does anyone really believe that foreign governments including allies such as the UK and Australia were involved but Obama had no idea what was going on?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 09:03 AM (/tuJf)

259 How can they say illegals commit less crime than legals when they won't even speculate as to how many illegals they are?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 09:00 AM (oVJmc)

--

Any of them that are working are breaking the law every single day they show up at work, and that's not even counting the SS fraud and perjury or any state level violations.

Hundreds of millions of crimes each year, minimum.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:03 AM (bsfko)

260 252 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (JoUsr)


I belive all the proof is on Hillary's servers. And probably all sorts of high crimes and treason that we know nothing about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:04 AM (zBaqJ)

261 245 Our local elementary, which has been completely overrun by illegals and anchor babies, is constantly a mess and eyesore, (not just because of the trailers) Our neighborhood group regularly put together crews for cleanup and beautification because the school system is so dysfunctional they can't keep up with landscaping and litter. I refuse to participate since I already pay enormous taxes for shitty school my kids don't attend but have sen them several times. Want to take a guess who is never, ever, to be seen helping out?


Subsidizing us? BS, they are a huge drag and sinking us.
-----------------------
There is no end to the burdens for white men. This is the message of socialism. Identity politics is starting to look remarkably delicious.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:04 AM (2LelM)

262 U.S. Navy drafting new guidelines for reporting UFOs

The U.S. Navy is drafting new guidelines for pilots and other personnel to report encounters with "unidentified aircraft," a significant new step in creating a formal process to collect and analyze the unexplained sightings - and destigmatize them.

The previously unreported move is in response to a series of sightings of unknown, highly advanced aircraft intruding on Navy strike groups and other sensitive military formations and facilities, the service says.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 09:04 AM (QkjLD)

263 Breaking: Mayor Buttgig. Wimpy subsidizing Popeye!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 09:04 AM (xR1UF)

264 It goes all the way to Obama"

It was his laxity in controls that allowed this travesty to exist in the first place...



Laxity? No.


Drawing together the threads of this morning's news, Obama was specified as sending to Hillary's illegal server-- he's implicated, which is the best reason Comey turfed the investigation into that. At that point, Comey would be all in for anything Obama directed, which included political suppression of the opposition via FISA and FBI.


Obama might be lazy, but he's still a kingpin of corruption.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

265 Flabob from the first season of SNL

LOL! I'd totally forgotten about Flabob. What a blast from the past.

Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (uGKH7)

266 Good news: You'll still get a Social Security check.

Bad news: A loaf of bread will cost $500.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (m45I2)

267 263 Breaking: Mayor Buttgig. Wimpy subsidizing Popeye!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 09:04 AM (xR1UF)


I think you spelled sodomizing wrong...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (zBaqJ)

268 He approved it. Or even organized it as well."

Approved, yes. Knew and approved? Yes

"Organized"?

Not bright enough.

Seriously. Not saying he is a stupid person, but to pull the media's strings (which frankly isn't that hard to do) in such an organized fashion doesn't seem his style. This requires a more extemporaneous mindset, not so academic.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (6qErC)

269 Good job as always, J.J.!

The Prager "Easter worshippers should be required Moron reading.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2019 09:06 AM (SI3DS)

270 266 Good news: You'll still get a Social Security check.

Bad news: A loaf of bread will cost $500.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (m45I2)


"Only $500? Luxury!"

- - Weimar Scotsman from the future

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:06 AM (zBaqJ)

271 On the felons voting, it is illuminating (and highly predictable) where the D's are looking ahead for votes: felons, illegals, 16-year old Tide Pod eaters...
Posted by: Lady in Black



You know how to stop the push for 16 yr olds to vote?

Don't allow the shotgun/rifle purchase to go from 18 to 21.

If they aren't mature enough at 18, then they damn sure aren't mature enough to vote at 16.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:06 AM (DKgtk)

272 Pshaw! A mere kerfluffle.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (m45I2)

A brouhaha!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:06 AM (wYseH)

273 Oh I expected to never see a dime of SS. But it's
one thing to realize something for yourself, but another thing entirely
to hear your fears confirmed as the info is dragged out of the hands of
the liars and crooks in government. I've been investing in 401ks for
quite a while, but what's to keep the filthy slimy thieving
money-grubbing bastards from taking that away too?






Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 09:03 AM

---

That's coming, and soon. They will nationalize 401k's/IRA's before they ever touch anyone's social security check.


On that note, I get my first SS check on May 8.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 09:06 AM (JUOKG)

274 268 Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:05 AM (6qErC)


Bad word. More like suggested the sabotage and directed others to organize it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:07 AM (zBaqJ)

275 You know, that homeless guy on the offramp is really subsidizing me. I am sure he reports all his income and he pays income tax on that Valurite. Thanks homeless guy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 09:07 AM (xR1UF)

276 It goes all the way to Obama"

It was his laxity in controls that allowed this travesty to exist in the first place...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
-----------

...and attitude. The eight years of Clinton embedded all of the agencies/departments with career Prog/Left/Liberals with sense of untouchability and righteousness.

Lois Lerner was the first overt evidence of that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 09:07 AM (CDGwz)

277 Social Security and Victory Gardens for the WIN! Hopefully our free range visitors won't graze in our open border backyards.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:07 AM (2LelM)

278 Oh, congratulations to ms mouse. Thanks for some good news."

Indeed. We're all giddy.

Ok, maybe not giddy. Just thrilled beyond compare, and grateful to all (even here for the thoughts and prayers).

I'll never be able to thank everyone involved...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC)

279 If I were betting I'd want 20:1 odds on anyone going to prison for the attempted coup.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:07 AM (FiUMj)

280 Our neighborhood group regularly put together crews for cleanup and
beautification because the school system is so dysfunctional they can't
keep up with landscaping and litter.


Your white privilege is showing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2019 09:08 AM (q1Pj5)

281 I got excited yesterday when I read that Hillary was the subject of a Grand Jury investigation. Now I learn that that happened back in 2016. Guess she's going to skate. Again.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 24, 2019 09:08 AM (NtglE)

282 USAToday:
Facebook while black: Users call it getting 'Zucked,' say talking about racism is censored as hate speech

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2019 09:08 AM (QkjLD)

283 crush her in any debate.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 09:03 AM


Crush? I certainly did that with Candy.

Posted by: Mittens at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (SI3DS)

284 >>they can't keep up with landscaping and litter....Want to take a guess who is never, ever, to be seen helping out?

A trip to any Central American nation will reveal that their citizens are accustomed to living in filth, on midden-piles. Wherever an architectural right-angle exists, you'll see piled garbage.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (Bdeb0)

285 What the actual F??

@TheRightMelissa
California is now teaching pedophelia as sexual orientation in public school to middle schoolers.
Watch as a parent (?) confronts the teacher who was discussing sex between a boy and a man.

https://tinyurl.com/yy9kgwgj

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (W+vEI)

286 A brouhaha!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*********

A veritable tempest is a freaking teapot!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (m45I2)

287 279 If I were betting I'd want 20:1 odds on anyone going to prison for the attempted coup.
---------------------
Would Strozk going to jail count?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (2LelM)

288
Greetings fappers and fappees.

Today's fresh hell is having to see that pic of Her Heinous. Blech.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 24, 2019 09:10 AM (HaL55)

289 and attitude. The eight years of Clinton embedded all of the agencies/departments"

You know, some years back Vic did a masterful job of showing how too much Federal disinformation got a start/push under the Clintoon admin, only to come to fruition under Teh Won.

Fed data went from bad to worthless to weaponized in just a few years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

290 Pshaw! A mere kerfluffle.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:02 AM (m45I2)

A brouhaha!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


A donnybrook.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:11 AM (DKgtk)

291 287 279 If I were betting I'd want 20:1 odds on anyone going to prison for the attempted coup.
---------------------
Would Strozk going to jail count?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (2LelM)

___

Sure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:11 AM (FiUMj)

292 285 What the actual F??

@TheRightMelissa
California is now teaching pedophelia as sexual orientation in public school to middle schoolers.
Watch as a parent (?) confronts the teacher who was discussing sex between a boy and a man.

https://tinyurl.com/yy9kgwgj
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (W+vEI)

==============

Remember, it's abstinence only education that's crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:11 AM (ANN96)

293 A trip to any Central American nation will reveal that their citizens are accustomed to living in filth, on midden-piles. Wherever an architectural right-angle exists, you'll see piled garbage.
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Just drive a few miles into Mexico. You don't need to go any further. BTW, southwest Asia is pretty much the same except it has a strong atmosphere of urine everywhere.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:11 AM (2LelM)

294 291 287 279 If I were betting I'd want 20:1 odds on anyone going to prison for the attempted coup.
---------------------
Would Strozk going to jail count?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (2LelM)

___

Sure.
---------------
Then I'd take the bet.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (2LelM)

295 289 and attitude. The eight years of Clinton embedded all of the agencies/departments"

You know, some years back Vic did a masterful job of showing how too much Federal disinformation got a start/push under the Clintoon admin, only to come to fruition under Teh Won.

Fed data went from bad to worthless to weaponized in just a few years...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

==========

We had true conservative George W. Bush in between who spent his eight years cleaning up the federal government, right?

Right?!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (ANN96)

296 but what's to keep the filthy slimy thieving money-grubbing bastards from taking that away too?
========

The Second Amendment.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (vg8iE)

297 >>It was his laxity in controls that allowed this travesty to exist in the first place...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
-----------

>>...and attitude. The eight years of Clinton embedded all of the agencies/departments with career Prog/Left/Liberals with sense of untouchability and righteousness.

>>Lois Lerner was the first overt evidence of that.



One of the first things Obama and Holder did when taking office was to defang the office of Inspectors General throughout the Executive Branch. They made it virtually impossible for the various IGs to get the documents they needed for oversight by making them ask the head of the department they were overseeing for permission to get the documents. That worked out as well as you might have imagined.

It wasn't until late in 2016 that a movement led by Michael Horowitz and Chuck Grassley in the Senate were finally able to get the rule overturned. There were never any serious investigations in the Obama years because they prevented them from happening.

Horowitz was pretty angry about that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (/tuJf)

298 A veritable tempest is a freaking teapot!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (m45I2)

A melee in the morning...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (wYseH)

299 Things the MSM didn't mention yesterday:

-Stocks closed are record highs
- New Home sales up 5%

Things the MSM mentioned non-stop yesterday

- Trump is a Russian agent

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (FiUMj)

300 I belive all the proof is on Hillary's servers. And probably all sorts of high crimes and treason that we know nothing about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:04 AM (zBaqJ)

as barky mcperroeater could not receive mail from the illegal clinton shithouse server I wonder what his other email address was he used?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (JFO2v)

301 Being a woman and all I don't cut men much slack. But how am I supposed to trash the very people who built (for the most part) the country I love so dearly?

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (NF9CI)

302 297
Horowitz was pretty angry about that.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (/tuJf)

===========

I hope he's a man prone to vengeful acts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (ANN96)

303 293
Just drive a few miles into Mexico. You don't need to go any further. BTW, southwest Asia is pretty much the same except it has a strong atmosphere of urine everywhere.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:11 AM (2LelM)


When I was a kid, I always thought the Union Square 14th Street IRT subway station smelled of a blend of urine and burned popcorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (zBaqJ)

304 How the Chinese Government Infiltrates Our Schools (Russkies beat them by 65 years or so - jjs)
______

One thing that strikes me about this is that I'm old enough to remember the days of Mao, when Confucius was Public Enemy #1 for the ChiComs.

They are nothing if not adaptable.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (VaN/j)

305 299 Things the MSM didn't mention yesterday:

-Stocks closed are record highs
- New Home sales up 5%

Things the MSM mentioned non-stop yesterday

- Trump is a Russian agent
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (FiUMj)

===========

What about record hispanic employment? Did they mention that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (ANN96)

306 Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (xR1UF)


I've started thinking about Watergate as a coup, led by that bitter lying pile of shit, Mark Felt, to some naive brainless turds, Woodward and Bernstein, to overturn a landslide election. Nixon did nothing that LBJ or Saint JFK wouldn't accomplish on a slow morning.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (y7DUB)

307 How is a group of Mexican troops detaining a US unit on the US side of the border anything less than an act of war?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (0iCYP)

308 306 Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (xR1UF)

I've started thinking about Watergate as a coup, led by that bitter lying pile of shit, Mark Felt, to some naive brainless turds, Woodward and Bernstein, to overturn a landslide election. Nixon did nothing that LBJ or Saint JFK wouldn't accomplish on a slow morning.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (y7DUB)

==========

Nixon slipped up. He did it while Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (ANN96)

309 298 A veritable tempest is a freaking teapot!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:09 AM (m45I2)

A melee in the morning...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (wYseH)


Merilee Rush smells a comeback hit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (zBaqJ)

310 307 How is a group of Mexican troops detaining a US unit on the US side of the border anything less than an act of war?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (0iCYP)


In the immortal words of Meatloaf, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:15 AM (zBaqJ)

311 Our neighborhood group regularly put together crews for cleanup and

beautification because the school system is so dysfunctional they can't

keep up with landscaping and litter.

Your white privilege is showing.


Posted by: Count de Monet


Yes, that must be it. Fortunately the school district they are spending money on white privilege conferences instead of landscaping so thing are sure to get better soon.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 09:15 AM (MxEKc)

312 296 but what's to keep the filthy slimy thieving money-grubbing bastards from taking that away too?
========

The Second Amendment.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:12 AM (vg8iE)

Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:15 AM (NWiLs)

313
You know, some years back Vic did a masterful job of showing how too much Federal disinformation got a start/push under the Clintoon admin, only to come to fruition under Teh Won.
-------

Experience counts. He's been doing it since back when Julius Caesar was running things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (CDGwz)

314 Nixon slipped up. He did it while Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (ANN96)

---

Wait, wouldn't Nixon need to be a Democrat?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (bsfko)

315 When I was a kid, I always thought the Union Square 14th Street IRT subway station smelled of a blend of urine and burned popcorn.
--------------------
I was in Newark's Union Station in the late 80s waiting for a train enjoying the filth, bums sleeping and other assorted monkey shines when I was approached by an attendant who told me I couldn't smoke in the station. I just gave him a puzzled look. This is who we are.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (2LelM)

316
TFG was a product of Chicago, which has been a corrupt joke politically since I was a real Boy. I can't recall a time when I never heard the phrase "the Chicago machine" along with the caveat that it was pretty much invincible and one cannot fight it or else one will wind up sleeping with the fishes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (HaL55)

317 308 306 Brennan. He even looks like a villain. There's not a chance Comey, Lynch and co. didn't know about it. This makes Watergate look like jaywalking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 08:52 AM (xR1UF)

I've started thinking about Watergate as a coup, led by that bitter lying pile of shit, Mark Felt, to some naive brainless turds, Woodward and Bernstein, to overturn a landslide election. Nixon did nothing that LBJ or Saint JFK wouldn't accomplish on a slow morning.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (y7DUB)

==========

Nixon slipped up. He did it while Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (ANN96)


The only thing - ONLY - was Nixon tried protecting his friends after the fact. He should've been admonished or perhaps at most censured by Congress.

Forcing him from office was horrendous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (zBaqJ)

318 but what's to keep the filthy slimy thieving money-grubbing bastards from taking that away too?
========

The Second Amendment.

**********

For a 401k account at a bank or brokerage firm?
They can push a button faster than you can pull a trigger.

Or you can take the tax hit for excess distributions if you try to protect it by getting it out of the 401k

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)

319 If the monkey gets squeezed out again today,
are we left without a prayer?

Good morning, Hordeniks.

[Liz Warren voice:] Gonna go git me 'nother cuppa coffee[/LW] and see what JJ thinks I need to know today.

Posted by: mindful webworker - this ravaged buffet is sad at April 24, 2019 09:17 AM (5UfE7)

320 I have on an I Love Lucy rerun where Lucy and Ethel are baking bread. Lucy, of course, adds too much yeast, and the bread is rising hugely.


The funniest thing to me is that somehow they assume the dough is getting progressively heavier as it increases in size.


Maybe I think too much.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 09:17 AM (oVJmc)

321 Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:15 AM (NWiLs)

That's what makes me leery of those accounts at my relatively young age. Even if I saw a seizure coming in advance withdrawal penalties are yuge.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:17 AM (HUFx8)

322 Happy Birfday Sefton. Thanks for the news

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 24, 2019 09:17 AM (flINI)

323 Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.
Posted by: Insomniac



*****

You beat me to it.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM (m45I2)

324 She was a strong rim protector.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 08:32 AM (/tuJf)

Jack I am impressed you got that reference.

Posted by: clutch at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM (AlOQd)

325 >>But how am I supposed to trash the very people who built (for the most part) the country I love so dearly? Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (NF9CI)

You're not; you're supposed to make a sandwich, double the meat, and offer it to the first guy you meet. Just say "Hey, male. Just...thanks."

He'll smile. He'll understand.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

326 318 but what's to keep the filthy slimy thieving money-grubbing bastards from taking that away too?
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The Second Amendment.

**********

For a 401k account at a bank or brokerage firm?
They can push a button faster than you can pull a trigger.

Or you can take the tax hit for excess distributions if you try to protect it by getting it out of the 401k
Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)


Hence the push for a cashless society. The better to control and abuse you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM (zBaqJ)

327
Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:15 AM (NWiLs)

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Ha. You can't even stop by the bank to pick up (cough) your (cough) $5K out of savings to buy a used car.

They don't have it. They might have $1500. Maybe. $500-$1000 is more likely. If you need your cash you've got to call a few days in advance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM (bsfko)

328 Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.
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Then at that point, I guess you have nothing left to lose.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM (vg8iE)

329 It's Sefton's birthday? Wow! Have a good one JJ!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:19 AM (m45I2)

330 Nixon slipped up. He did it while Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:14 AM (ANN96)


I was no fan of Tricky Dick, one of the original RINOs who imposed the EPA on us. The left hated him for making his political bones by going after the commie fuck, Alger Hiss; but other than that he was the type of big spending prick the Gas Chamber jacks it over.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (y7DUB)

331 You share a birthday with Shirley MacLaine, Sefton. This augurs weird.

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (Bdeb0)

332 What about record hispanic employment? Did they mention that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:13 AM (ANN96)

Black unemployment RECORD LOW

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (JFO2v)

333 317>>>

The Left plays for The Kill.

We don't.

So guess who always wins.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (0iCYP)

334 >>Jack I am impressed you got that reference.

I'm not nearly as dumb as I look.

And I liked Johnson all the way back during his UNLV days.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (/tuJf)

335 Okay, Zod. Here's your sammich. I even brought you a glass of iced tea.


Now, when you're done go clean out the gutters.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (NF9CI)

336 Thumbellina Stelter: Trump Skipping Correspondents' Dinner Is "Attack Against the Media" (it is, Tater, but not the way you think it is - jjs)

To Conquer Chaos, Court It
________

Those two have a common thread. That is the tendency to look at incidental or accidental features, and ignore the core essentials of the case.

In the former, it is the actual reporting that is ignored, in favor of the trappings of being a journalist; in the latter, it is of course the little matter* of our strategic interests.

*Speaking of matters, did anyone notice that Hillary, in speaking of "obstruction", called it a "matter"? Does this not, under the Lynch Rule, mean it's no big deal?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (VaN/j)

337 "Ha. You can't even stop by the bank to pick up (cough) your (cough) $5K out of savings to buy a used car. "

Heh. Yep. I went to my local branch and told the nice teller I want to take out $15K in cash. She said, oh I don't think you can do that. And I said, uhm what do you mean, it's my money. She said, we have a $1000 daily limit on your account.

Long story short, I got a certified check instead, for which I had to pay a $10 fee. But it was a little weird knowing I can't access my own fucking money anymore at the bank.

And this was a checking account too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (FiUMj)

338
The Left plays for The Kill.



We don't.



So guess who always wins.



They always keep the pressure on, no matter what. They're like Terminators and we need to deal with them as such.

B'Gal's up. BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (HaL55)

339 For a 401k account at a bank or brokerage firm?

They can push a button faster than you can pull a trigger.



Or you can take the tax hit for excess distributions if you try to protect it by getting it out of the 401k


Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM

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That's exactly what the wife and I are discussing. We are about 85% settled on pulling our money out and taking the hit when she retires. Right now she is putting 16% of her salary in and that's the only thing preventing us from cashing out right now.


We are going to see a financial guy and see how big the tax hit will be. I suspect the AMT will eat a big part of the money and we may not pull the plug once we see the final numbers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (JUOKG)

340 Home Depot Co-Founder Bernie Marcus: Socialism Ends in Dependence and "Lower Standards of Living for Those Under Its Thumb"

Been thinking about this. It seems like Millennials, and even moreso, Generation Tidepod, are being conditioned to accept and embrace a lower standard of living through media messaging.

"You don't want to live in an icky suburb, you want a tiny apartment in a big city... because it's cool."

"Cars... you don't need to own one. Just share one through Uber or whatever."

Remember the tiny house movement and how the media tried to make that a thing?

Millennials and Tidepodders are being indoctrinated that "Life isn't about success or possessions, it's about experiences."

And now in Sweden there's a movement called "Flygskam," - Flight Shame - the idea that you should be ashamed of traveling to foreign countries because carbons is bad.

So apparently, experiences are supposed to be restricted to your local area.

It's like they are being conditioned to accept a lower standard of living as the norm.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

341 333 317>>>

The Left plays for The Kill.

We don't.

So guess who always wins.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (0iCYP)

Winning would be undignified, and dare I say, unconservative. Read the conservative case for losing at the Bulwark.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (HUFx8)

342 Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.
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Then at that point, I guess you have nothing left to lose.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


That's why it's the accepted tripwire. I wonder if they understand that...though I'm sure they do.

Mornin' Horde. Such cheery talk for a Wednesday morning...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (AM1GF)

343 *Speaking of matters, did anyone notice that Hillary, in speaking of "obstruction", called it a "matter"? Does this not, under the Lynch Rule, mean it's no big deal?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (VaN/j)

call the FBM

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)

344 That's what makes me leery of those accounts at my relatively young age. Even if I saw a seizure coming in advance withdrawal penalties are yuge.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:17 AM (HUFx

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Don't let that keep you from becoming an easy millionaire.

$200/month at 8% for 30 years = $271K, and $200K of that is interest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (bsfko)

345 The Left plays for The Kill.

We don't.

So guess who always wins.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (0iCYP)

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BINGO!!

Look at health care. They spent 100 years nationalizing it. We lose one vote to repeal o-care (by 1 vote at that) and the subject is closed forever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (FiUMj)

346 The only thing - ONLY - was Nixon tried protecting his friends after the fact. He should've been admonished or perhaps at most censured by Congress.

Forcing him from office was horrendous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM (zBaqJ)


Nixon was an early example of how the members of the pseudo party can be smoked out into stabbing one of their own.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (y7DUB)

347 In an incredibly stupid ruling a MI court of appeals says cops can not mark tires of parking violators. Cops all over America have been doing this since I was a kid.

https://tinyurl.com/y5gzdw6n

Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2019 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

Did they mark the horse's feet back then?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2019 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

Chariot wheels...

and Morning Horde.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2019 09:24 AM (8D42x)

348 They don't have it. They might have $1500. Maybe. $500-$1000 is more likely."

This.

See those dozens of branch banks littered, like mattress sellers, across the countryside?

They don't have much cash at all. A "run" on banks would take about 10 minutes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:24 AM (6qErC)

349 Experience counts. He's been doing it since back when Julius Caesar was running things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 09:16 AM


Excuse me?

Posted by: zombie Sargon of Akkad at April 24, 2019 09:24 AM (SI3DS)

350 So BC and AtC are done with their podcast....

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:25 AM (9iLHi)

351 And now in Sweden there's a movement called "Flygskam," - Flight Shame - the idea that you should be ashamed of traveling to foreign countries because carbons is bad.

So apparently, experiences are supposed to be restricted to your local area.

It's like they are being conditioned to accept a lower standard of living as the norm.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

It is bad when serfs move about. Gives them strange notions about rights and liberty.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:25 AM (HUFx8)

352 Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe
in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of
data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially
if the banks and brokerages cooperate.

=======



Then at that point, I guess you have nothing left to lose.



Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM

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That's generally when the $hit hits the fan. If the Federal government ever gets a significant part of the population in that position then the fireworks will start.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 09:25 AM (JUOKG)

353 >>The Left plays for The Kill. We don't.
So guess who always wins. Posted by: Hikaru at April 24, 2019 09:20 AM (0iCYP)

The Left plays for the Krull dimension. We don't. So guess who always gets the supremum of the lengths of all chains of prime ideals which need not be finite even for a Noetherian ring?

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 09:25 AM (Bdeb0)

354 Or you could do like I'm about to. Head for the hills! Hope the cabin is still standing!

Limerick site suspended at the end of the week.

Later y'all.

Endeavor to persevere and all that!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:25 AM (m45I2)

355 Beautiful opening rant, J.J. -- love reading your prose.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 09:26 AM (WqPYg)

356 351 It is bad when serfs move about. Gives them strange notions about rights and liberty.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:25 AM (HUFx

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Well, look what happened to French soldiers who came back from the American Revolution.

They got all these ideas about rights...

They were supposed to go just to thumb George in the eye, and they return screaming about the death of kings!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:26 AM (ANN96)

357 Heluva way to celebrate a birthday, J.J. May the gout ease up soon enough for you to enjoy it.
My dad had gout. He suffered an attack while on vacation with my brother and me. We cut off his beer supply. He said that was worse than the gout.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:26 AM (NF9CI)

358 So guess who always wins. "

Groups/Tribes.

Most of us assume that a Republic and the rule of law are the norm.

It ain't. We're the oddballs, the mutts, the offspring of the wretched refuse. The rest of the world must drag us back to their level...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:26 AM (6qErC)

359 Don't let that keep you from becoming an easy millionaire.

$200/month at 8% for 30 years = $271K, and $200K of that is interest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie
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1) That's not a million dollars
2) What bank is paying 8%

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (9iLHi)

360 Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially if the banks and brokerages cooperate.
Posted by: Insomniac


Remember that guy a few years back that flew his Cessna into the IRS building in Austin?

He only did one thing wrong. He sacrificed himself instead of living to do it again another day.

And that's all I can say. Because to say any more would be ban worthy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (DKgtk)

361 Then at that point, I guess you have nothing left to lose.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


But you'll be free.

Posted by: zombie Janis Joplin at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (SI3DS)

362 Millennials and Tidepodders are being indoctrinated that "Life isn't about success or possessions, it's about experiences."

Eh, I'm not sure that's entirely wrong. Striving and succeeding is good, but you need experiences too. I was so focused on performing that years and years of life passed me right on by that I can never get back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (NWiLs)

363 JJ, Happy B-day. Bourbon is excellent medicine for gout.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (2LelM)

364 Head for the hills! "

Run for your lives!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (6qErC)

365 What bank is paying 8%

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (9iLHi)

Average annual return of the SP500 since inception is around that....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (wYseH)

366 Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (xR1UF)

367 Not really. Your retirement dollars aren't in a safe
in your house that you can defend. They're bits of data. Those bits of
data can easily be swept from your account to the government, especially
if the banks and brokerages cooperate.

=======



Then at that point, I guess you have nothing left to lose.



Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 09:18 AM

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That's generally when the $hit hits the fan. If the Federal government ever gets a significant part of the population in that position then the fireworks will start.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


*types *deletes

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (DKgtk)

368 Experience over stuff isn't a bad idea per se. I've embraced that to some extent with my kids. I rarely buy them "things" anymore for birthday or Christmas or whatever. They have more stuff than they could use in a lifetime. Instead it's tickets to a concert, or a trip or things like that.

Accumulating stuff just for the sake of having it isn't a good way to live either. Drive around in any suburb and you see mini storage places on every corner it seems. That's a symptom of people having way the fuck too much stuff.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (FiUMj)

369 Don't let that keep you from becoming an easy millionaire.

$200/month at 8% for 30 years = $271K, and $200K of that is interest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (bsfko)

I go up to matching on my 401k and save the rest outside of it. Even in an index fund you're not looking at the full return being taxed annually so the tax consequences aren't as bad as is usually represented.

Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (HUFx8)

370
Yes, that must be it. Fortunately the school district they are spending money on white privilege conferences instead of landscaping so thing are sure to get better soon.
Posted by: Ripley
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School districts here are cancelling school so that teachers can attend a demonstration in Raleigh, for pay.

It's bullshit, on a couple of levels. When Republicans took control of the Gov./legislature in 2012, the Democrats had established a 5 year moratorium on teacher pay raises. The Republicans immediately began to increase pay.

https://www.ncteacherraise.com/

The 'demonstration' is a political ploy, to imply that Republicans are screwing the teachers. It's straight-up organizer political bullshit. Any teacher absent from class that day, and attending the demonstration ought to be fired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (CDGwz)

371 Hypo for thought: Could Nixon have survived Watergate if he had handled it like Hillary would have?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (N4xQB)

372 Average annual return of the SP500 since inception is around that....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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So, the markets...

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (9iLHi)

373 sOh, before I go. The guy who tiled my kitchen floor had a bad case of the grout.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (m45I2)

374 362 Not being critical at all, but it is and/ both.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (w4uos)

375 Trump accepts Queen's unite for state visit

Can there be a Queen unite without Freddie?

Posted by: mindful webworker - unite, invite, we all bite for uptight at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (5UfE7)

376 >Jack I am impressed you got that reference.

I'm not nearly as dumb as I look.

And I liked Johnson all the way back during his UNLV days.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 09:22 AM (/tuJf)


Shit, I just followed that backwards to see what the source was. Are you still a hoops fan? NBA and kollidge?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (y7DUB)

377 2) What bank is paying 8%


Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM

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I am getting 2.0% from our Credit Union in a money market account but that has a $25,000 minimum balance.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (JUOKG)

378 365What bank is paying 8%

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (9iLHi)

Average annual return of the SP500 since inception is around that....
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If you're lucky the average is usually 2-3% above inflation. Then there are the starving times known as the Obamacaust.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (2LelM)

379 Judicial Watch: once again doing the job that Republicans in Congress or running the DOJ (F*ck Jeff Sessions) wouldn't do ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (WqPYg)

380 8%???? Where the hell are you getting a guaranteed 8%?

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (NF9CI)

381 Average annual return of the SP500 since inception is around that....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 24, 2019 09:28 AM (wYseH)

____

Even better when taking into account dividend reinvestment.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (FiUMj)

382 That's a symptom of people having way the fuck too much stuff.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (FiUMj)

you do not want anyone else enjoying your jack Daniels bar mirror

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (JFO2v)

383 Millennials and Tidepodders are being indoctrinated that "Life isn't about success or possessions, it's about experiences."

Isn't that great! The advert and "influencer" types are seeding their own downfall - and I have great hope for the future, esp after watching the jr mouse generation "get it".

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (6qErC)

384 378 If you're lucky the average is usually 2-3% above inflation. Then there are the starving times known as the Obamacaust.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (2LelM)

============

I remember the news stories of old people who couldn't make ends meet because their accounts weren't paying anything anymore due to artificially low interest rates.

They were all over the tv through his presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (ANN96)

385 1) That's not a million dollars
2) What bank is paying 8%

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM (9iLHi)

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That's only $200 a month, which is easy to do. A million would only take $6K or so per year, which is also relatively easy to do if you start early and approach budgets sensibly. Employer matching is free money that counts, too.

Banks won't, but investments are pretty easy to average 10% on something tracking the S&P500. I used 8% as a conservative return.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (bsfko)

386 Checking accounts used to be called "Demand Deposits" meaning that you can demand them at any time. I guess that is not true anymore. Unless, when they try that $1,000 limit shit you say "In that case, I want to close the account."

Posted by: JAS at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (KOCKb)

387 380 8%???? Where the hell are you getting a guaranteed 8%?
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM (NF9CI)

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It's not guaranteed, it's the historical average.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:31 AM (FiUMj)

388 I use American funds. 1 of my portfolios is around 7.9% with a .65 beta (risk)

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

389
1) That's not a million dollars
2) What bank is paying 8%
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 24, 2019 09:27 AM


Math is oppressive tool of the white capitalist cisheteropatriarchy

Posted by: NPC_10011101 at April 24, 2019 09:32 AM (SI3DS)

390 Could Nixon have survived Watergate if he had handled it like Hillary would have?"

Si.

Nixon learned at the GOP skool of "I'm sorry"

The proper response to the WaPo was "F... You, next Q"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:32 AM (6qErC)

391 >>Eh, I'm not sure that's entirely wrong. Striving and succeeding is good, but you need experiences too.

With any luck, we can categorize the softer-headed elements of this Seventies-era "finding myself" YOLO ethos into retro Jonestown herd-culling 'experiences.'

Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 09:32 AM (Bdeb0)

392 If you want a good return on your dollar I would advise investing in Fentanyl Futures.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (2LelM)

393 You can get 3% CDs right now at some places, with minimums of $50K or $100K.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:33 AM (FiUMj)

394 1 of my portfolios is around 7.9%"

Don't look, but a number of funds have done quite nicely over the past couple of years. However, many folks haven't moved their money since the 2nd reign of Teh Won, so not benefiting...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:34 AM (6qErC)

395 But it was a little weird knowing I can't access my own fucking money anymore at the bank.

[Jimmy Stewart voice:] Now, you know, your money's not in the safe here. It's in your house, and Floyd's, and Mick's. You all have to give me some time here. How much can you get by on?...[/JS]

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a wonderful economy at April 24, 2019 09:34 AM (5UfE7)

396 you do not want anyone else enjoying your jack Daniels bar mirror
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:30 AM


Your Jack Daniels overhead bed mirror, on the other hand...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 24, 2019 09:35 AM (SI3DS)

397 >>Shit, I just followed that backwards to see what the source was. Are you still a hoops fan? NBA and kollidge?

Nah. I was always more of a hockey fan in the winter. I played up to college when my talent level hit a wall but back then college hoops was still fun and the Running Rebels of UNLV were awesome to watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 24, 2019 09:35 AM (/tuJf)

398 Ahem. City scene in next thread!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 24, 2019 09:35 AM (6qErC)

399 The million is easy if someone starts at 18. Details on the nood.

Did I mention the nood?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 09:35 AM (bsfko)

400 Heh

https://tinyurl.com/yy97f4wd

Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 09:36 AM (W+vEI)

401 My investment strategy.....money into ultra low cost index funds. It's on auto pilot. every 2 weeks. I never worry about it, and never panic sell. This is my retirement money which I will need 20-30 years from now, no need to freak out about short term fluctuations. Invest and forget.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:36 AM (FiUMj)

402 You can get 3% CDs right now at some places, with minimums of $50K or $100K.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


If I had an extra $100k laying around that I could throw at a 3% payback, that means I have enough money that it doesn't matter.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (DKgtk)

403 401 My investment strategy.....money into ultra low cost index funds. It's on auto pilot. every 2 weeks. I never worry about it, and never panic sell. This is my retirement money which I will need 20-30 years from now, no need to freak out about short term fluctuations. Invest and forget.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 24, 2019 09:36 AM (FiUMj)
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Word.

Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (G0vdT)

404
NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (zBaqJ)

405 I'm coming at it from a different perspective, I guess. At 73 I'm long past hoping to make a killing for retirement. It's down to a matter of preserving the pittance I managed to cobble together.

But I'd sure like to see 8% on something secure.

Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (NF9CI)

406 Eh, I'm not sure that's entirely wrong. Striving and succeeding is good, but you need experiences too. I was so focused on performing that years and years of life passed me right on by that I can never get back.
Posted by: Insomniac
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I have mixed emotions about that. As a for-instance, I have occasionally taken in some spectacular vista, and focused on capturing the moment for recall.

But, years down the road, I find that all I can say is "Yes, I was there, and it was beautiful", but I can't feel what I felt then, I can't place myself back there. All I really have is the knowledge that I was here, there, wherever. It's just memory...which is less significant, I think, than the real time experience of having coffee today with friends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (xSo9G)

407 nice read

https://www.dailywire.com/news/46308/klavan-one-sided-journalism-bad-country-andrew-klavan

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

408 81 77 "Reverend Spike" J.J.?

I don't get the reference, but I like it!

I would like to borrow it for the name of my next rock band!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (438dO)


Reverend Ike plus "spike" the investigation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 08:07 AM (zBaqJ)
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It's the name of a character in Screwtape. He's the minister whose views change every week, to shock the congregation. (But said to be dangerous, as he really does believe in God.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 09:37 AM (VaN/j)

409 8%?


Pfff.

Posted by: The Hillary Clinton Fund at April 24, 2019 09:38 AM (oVJmc)

410 Victor Tango Kilo:
It's like they are being conditioned to accept a lower standard of living as the norm.

This song was on the hit parade 'way back in the '60s. "Conspicuous consumption" was bad.

Continued by Jimmeh in his Presidential sweaters.

Still playing when Oblahblah said Europe won't let us keep our thermostats set at 72°.

Give me Premium or give me death!

Posted by: mindful webworker - holding to a higher standard at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (5UfE7)

411 'Sup?

Sadly packing up to leave la finca de Weasel and returning to the nuthouse of northern Virginia.

Posted by: Weasel at April 24, 2019 09:41 AM (Ku980)

412 Exciting industrial-era "art" awaits!

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=380973

Posted by: mindful webworker with corgi whistle at April 24, 2019 09:42 AM (5UfE7)

413
Hypo for thought: Could Nixon have survived Watergate if he had handled it like Hillary would have?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (N4xQB)


Nixon did not have a slavish, sycophantic media supporting him, was not in a position to buy support from the Chinese or Soviets, and he could not have ordered that many assassinations and killings without a massive price.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 09:43 AM (TN7xY)

414 I went to my local branch and told the nice teller I want to take out $15K in cash. She said, oh I don't think you can do that. And I said, uhm what do you mean, it's my money. She said, we have a $1000 daily limit on your account.
===

I'm taking a long trip cross country in a few days. Cash for gas is convenient. I gathered up $400 of 20's and a couple 100's, went to the bank teller and said I want this $600 as 50's. Nope. Not allowed.
$500 daily limit.

Posted by: Rules and regulations at April 24, 2019 09:44 AM (wNN8A)

415 215 Okay...question: If an illegal is using a false SS number don't any funds withheld go to the legitimate owner of the number? Or are they all dead?
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 08:55 AM (NF9CI)
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When the legit holder retires, the illegal alien's money withheld will actually count toward the former's earnings, unless there's some correction made. (And only up to the max, of course.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2019 09:46 AM (VaN/j)

416 Happy birthday J.J.!

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 09:46 AM (I9p1S)

417 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 09:29 AM (y7DUB)

I'm a little surprised that only Jack Straw got that reference. LJ always played hard all game, real good player.

Posted by: clutch at April 24, 2019 09:48 AM (AlOQd)

418 Hmmm. With this $500 daily cash limit, it'salmost as if the banking barons fear the peasants are revolting.

Posted by: cornbred at April 24, 2019 09:49 AM (I9p1S)

419 So, Social Security is broke in 15 years.

If the economy grows at 3% (it won't) our GDP will be $32 Trillion, give or take a trillion in 2035.

Our debt will be, most likely, $36-40 Trillion in 2035.

Is this situation sustainable?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 24, 2019 09:49 AM (O7MnT)

420 In an incredibly stupid ruling a MI court of appeals says cops can not mark tires of parking violators. Cops all over America have been doing this since I was a kid.


https://tinyurl.com/y5gzdw6n
Posted by: Vic


They had chalk back then?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 24, 2019 09:50 AM (nEOLy)

421 And now in Sweden there's a movement called
"Flygskam," - Flight Shame - the idea that you should be ashamed of
traveling to foreign countries because carbons is bad.

So apparently, experiences are supposed to be restricted to your local area.



It's like they are being conditioned to accept a lower standard of living as the norm.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 24, 2019 09:23 AM (O7MnT)



"krabba hink", Crab bucket

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2019 09:51 AM (TN7xY)

422 Note to J.J. Sefton:
If you're looking for a positive story--My wife donated to the go fund me medical relief for the young boy who was tossed over the 3rd floor balcony by a koranimal at the Mall of America in MN, and local Fox news is reporting that his recovery is stunning his doctors and nurses. He remains in a medically induced coma, but at Easter services his pastor reported that after a recent 5-hour MRI found no brain damage or swelling, and only minimal fracturing otherwise. His attending physician reported that the injuries he is seeing are consistent with what he would expect in a young patient who had fallen off a bicycle. Did I mention that his parents are devout evangelicals. It's a great story.

Posted by: Yankee Doodler at April 24, 2019 10:02 AM (2Maxq)

423 The entire premise of progressives and other leftists of the Democrat Party is to destroy the United States of America, obliterate the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, destroy Western Civilization, remove all voting rights in the guise of socialist dictate, and finally, to kill all non-conservatives and non-progressives. Ask Steve Scalise and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at April 24, 2019 10:13 AM (SH7Tr)

424
Surely there is a treasonous bastard or two in this coup who can carry a capital punishment charge--and that will be just enough to get the ratting-out going.
And once the rats try to avoid their just fate we just might get what's needed to get to the Iranian Rasputin.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 24, 2019 10:16 AM (50+hg)

425 (340) But don't make a move to take away their phonetextything. It is everything.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2019 10:36 AM (RuIsu)

426 Alright, finished the Morning Report.

Where is everybody?

Posted by: human at April 24, 2019 11:52 AM (0CeRG)

427 Muslims are mostly persecuted by other Muslims, just as blacks are mostly murdered by other blacks. Fact.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at April 24, 2019 11:54 AM (xZjSg)

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