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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Vilhelm Hammershøi
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:51 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:51 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 09:51 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:51 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 09:52 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:52 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 09:52 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 09:53 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at April 23, 2019 09:53 AM (8i5iQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:53 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: LL at April 23, 2019 09:53 AM (AvblT)
Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2019 09:53 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (Ku980)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 09:53 AM (ykq7q)
I bet it's cold. It looks like it would be cold.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (34pA0)
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"Close the door. Money doesn't grow on trees!" -- Lady in Black's dad
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (gC2IV)
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This is a man who follows through on threats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (ANN96)
She is entertained.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (ohfmz)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 23, 2019 09:54 AM (JoUsr)
Does look like a huge chalkboard behind the piano.
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Kinky parlor sex? Is it spring already?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (DKgtk)
She is entertained.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)
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She's taking it in so calmly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (hmQna)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (gYKMg)
After a lifetime of loneliness, isolation and failure as a music teacher.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: FrodoB at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (Q9S3M)
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM
It's not her first rodeo.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (DKgtk)
Askew! Gesundheit! - a limerick
I gaze at this bland spartan scene
Bare walls, with naught in between
The picture frames gilt
Contrast with the tilt
Of a one-legged gal named Eileen
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (34pA0)
She is entertained.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)
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She's taking it in so calmly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (ANN96)
It plays out like you'd expect. Not much of a nail-biter.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (gC2IV)
Ball of oil out of the window.
It was going to revolutionize the oil tanker industry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (cF8AT)
vahze
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (gC2IV)
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Happy birthday!
How does 29 feel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: FrodoB
The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (gC2IV)
Happy birthday. Mine's coming up in a few weeks. It's kinda depressing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (Ku980)
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:58 AM (Ku980)
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You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 09:59 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (34pA0)
maybe she is airing it out under that skirt
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 09:59 AM (JFO2v)
She's hocking loogies on people passing below
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 09:59 AM (OLCnA)
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I told this story on the Easter ONT but I'll repeat it for the daywalkers.
My sister died five months ago. We had her husband over for Easter dinner. He said he's generally doing OK but sometimes he's overwhelmed by grief. He said that the other day he was driving down the road, a song came on the radio and he had to pull over and cry. I asked what song. He said Elton John's Rocket Man. I must've had a WTF look on my face because he told me that she didn't even like Elton John, the song just has that lyric "I miss my wife."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Have a good day, Weasel.
*consults checklist*
That's all I got for now.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (t+qrx)
Bourgeoisie on the way up or on the way down? Buying or selling rugs and furniture? Hope, or desperation?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (34pA0)
maybe she is airing it out under that skirt
Posted by: rhennigantx
Did the tide just come in??
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (dm05u)
Mueller report contains claim Russia taped Bill Clinton having phone sex with Monica Lewinsky
washingtonexaminer.com
Posted by: LL at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (AvblT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf)
She's hocking loogies on people passing below
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 09:59 AM (OLCnA)
watch for updraft winds
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2019 10:01 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (+y/Ru
"Wife". 'Twas Elton John after all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:01 AM (34pA0)
curiouser and curiouser
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:01 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (+y/Ru
"Wife". 'Twas Elton John after all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:01 AM (34pA0)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M44LRNbm8cE
A must watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:02 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (dm05u)
"Admiral Spee...is a cut flower in a vahze. Beautiful to behold, yet doomed to die." Winston Churchill, 'vahze-sayer,' 1914
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 09:57 AM (34pA0)
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And an additional 1/2 hour or so for some much needed undercarriage maintenance
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:02 AM (flINI)
That table top is square, but those legs don't make any sense at all.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 09:55 AM (flINI)
________________Blame it on IKEA's furniture instructions.
Posted by: lwc at April 23, 2019 10:02 AM (G8lfi)
Thought bubble: "Mike & Frank were very knowledgable, and their prices were fair. I'd definitely have them back again."
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)
that's why he lost re-election
anti-vahz movement
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:03 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (Srnuc)
Write a long comment
Miss a thread start
Virtual text life rules apply
Those who lurk do not exist
Poates at yer own ricks.
It may be willewed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cos or tan? at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (5UfE7)
"I didn't miss my wife at all, either." -- Wm. S. Burroughs.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (gC2IV)
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See how unfree you are? You should be able to leave the doors open with the furnace running, at someone else's expense, of course.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (vg8iE)
1) Her Majesty's credentials were approved by the AKC Board and she is now officially the Delegate to the AKC for the Borzoi Club of America.
2) In March, the lovely Miss Delilah was Best in Specialty at the Lone Star Borzoi Club show in Fort Worth. She may now be styled MBISS GCh. Soyara's Devilish Delilah
http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (gC2IV)
Don't bogart that shit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (jOL8M)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:06 AM (gC2IV)
She's commando under there and ready for an exhibitionist knee trembler in front of the window...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 10:06 AM (UFLLM)
"I didn't miss my wife at all, either." -- Wm. S. Burroughs.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (Bdeb0)
Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2019 10:06 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 10:07 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 10:07 AM (jOL8M)
Does the side table have a dropleaf that is broken and hanging off? Asymmetrical table runner? Tesseract drawer?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 10:07 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:05 AM (34pA0)
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It's true. I read it on the internet
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:07 AM (flINI)
Posted by: The Bi-Curious Hammerkalvier at April 23, 2019 10:08 AM (Frf8q)
*Passes to Insom*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:06 AM (gC2IV)
Thanks bro....
*riiiiiip*
*kof kof kof kof*
Whoa...
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:08 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:04 AM (gC2IV)
You may be forever if you live in Washington state...
@KamVTV
What is the world coming to?
Washington state lawmakers have approved a bill that would allow human remains as garden fertilizer.
The state Senate approved SB 5001 Friday. If the Democrat signs the bill, it would take effect May 1, 2020.
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)
Well, it's cloudy but decent, and best of all, ms. mouse sailed thru her cardiac "procedure" (again, when did "operations" become "procedures"? Yeah, I know about the old Carlin line - "I" have major, "you" have minor...)
Doc used the "minimally invasive" method for repairs, said it went "swimmingly"... and she'll only be in hospital for a couple of more days! (just under a week total).
So, anything happen in the past few days?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:10 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (34pA0)
Said it in cattle driver. Challenge passed.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 10:11 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 10:11 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 10:11 AM (J+mig
Your pants. They be on fire, good sir.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:11 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:10 AM (gC2IV)
I want my mortal remains cooked into chili and served to the one or two people at my funeral.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 23, 2019 10:12 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: GWB at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: geoffb at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (zOpu5)
Clearly the artist was a visionary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Bert G at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (elsTe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYiCP1kxL1E
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
Cannibalism. Prions. Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Death.
And guitars.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: geoffb at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (zOpu5)
Four legs good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:14 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Someguy
*********
How You Say - a limerick
By the window, alongside a vahze
She has the full run of the plahze
I'd sure like to rate her
To see if I'd date her
But sadly, I can't see her fahze!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (m45I2)
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Sorry to say but @foxandfriends is by far the best of the morning political shows on television. It rightfully has BY FAR the highest ratings, not even close. Morning Psycho (Joe), who helped get me elected in 2016 by having me on (free) all the time, has nosedived, too Angry...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:10 AM (gC2IV)
I want my mortal remains cooked into chili and served to the one or two people at my funeral.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
My remains are to be scattered from the air. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:14 AM (gC2IV
Otherwise know as, 'how you know your son is straight'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)
It's an Earth Day thing. Remember that the founder of Earth Day killed his girlfriend and composted her - despite that being illegal. So now it's gonna be legal!
Posted by: GWB at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (7kVu3)
So, carrots or no?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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I thought they all looked at porn on their phones or tablets....unless you're talking about lotion, tube socks and/or tissues...
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 10:16 AM (9iLHi)
I couldn't hang this in my house because I'd end up trying to fix it, much like that botched "restoration" of the fresco of Christ in Spain.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:16 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 10:16 AM (Pg+x7)
prayers for ms mouse
and happy bday Duke!
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:17 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2019 10:17 AM (MIKMs)
So, carrots or no?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:15 AM (6qErC)
I will leave instructions that no carrots are to be included.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs)
He seems to paint with tinted steam, so evanescent, and so airy. The public thinks he is laughing at them, and so they laugh at him in return. - John Constable (1776-1837) (of J. M. W. Turner, letter, May 1836)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:17 AM (xSo9G)
We grok.
Posted by: Michael Valentine Smith at April 23, 2019 10:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2019 10:17 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: NYC Mayor: Skyscrapers Are Poking Holes In Ozone at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: lwc at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: G marks the spot at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (Bh++b)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:13 AM (flINI)
Make sure your 'friends' use marine rope to tie the weights on. You don't want it rotting and something ugly popping to the surface later. That's how rumors get started.
Posted by: GWB at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: mindful webworker - i got nuffin at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (5UfE7)
99 Try saying 'whoa' in any voice other than Keanu Reeves.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (34pA0)
Said it in cattle driver. Challenge passed.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019
*
*
. . .
"Rollin', rollin', rollin',Listenin' to James Brolin,Keep them dawgies movin',
RAWHIDE!!!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (elsTe)
Yea, you wouldn't want to spoil the soylent green chili with carrots.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (/tuJf)
besides, she's in view of the sniper in the building across the street.
i'll pass.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:18 AM (RD7QR)
That's not austere. Where are the horns? Austere has horns.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (t+qrx)
That the power is limited to legislation--any legislation that could have an effect changing the qualifications for office, is unconstitutional
In fact, the legislative had no authority of oversight of the president except after taking office through the purse or impeachment only
Any investigation into his acts prior to taking office are de facto attempts to change the qualifications for office
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (TN1P5)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (NtglE)
lamp placed now in the middle of the window closest to the "blackboard."
That reminds me, I saw an Apple Maps car with a roof-mounted camera system prowling about my neighborhood yesterday.
Posted by: Bert G at April 23, 2019 10:20 AM (tOP4K)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:20 AM (NtglE)
So yes, carrots. What, you 'spect instructions to be carried out?
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
I want mine sealed in an elaborate sarcophagus, packed into a rocket with a few robots, and sent to Mars in great secrecy. The robots are to carve the alleged Face on Mars to be an actual face in my likeness, install a burial chamber within it bearing inscriptions in a constructed language that will hopefully take decades to decode, then dig a hole and hide themselves.
It would be the hoax to end all hoaxes.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (Bdeb0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/328498/
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Bert G
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I would feel an urge to throw rocks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (xSo9G)
Bared posteriors/middle fingers status: Blurred out.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:23 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (t+qrx)
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What a load of bull.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:24 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Agent Copper at April 23, 2019 10:24 AM (O4obU)
seems cool
I could be the Grandma Necklace
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:24 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (oZ6kz)
What a load of bull.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:24 AM (NtglE)
Are you trying to cow us?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (xSo9G)
Her brother Fred was a well-known dancer and entertainer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
I suspect it fits the personality of it's occupant.
Posted by: irongrampa
And she's looking out the window of that very proper, austere room, in a not very ladylike pose. She's at the window the way a child would.
There's a story here.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 10:26 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (xSo9G)
explains the bionic piano legs - musr be prototypes
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:26 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 10:26 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 10:26 AM (e1q4h)
Yeah. That guy with milk cart's horse is pooping on my front sidewalk again!
Posted by: Agent Copper at April 23, 2019 10:27 AM (O4obU)
about as close to the temperament of vermeer as anyone has gotten.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 10:27 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (xSo9G)
Jane Austere? A female steer?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:25 AM (xSo9G)
Jane Austere? A female steer?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (t+qrx)
Ray Austere, a drop of golden sun
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 23, 2019 10:29 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 10:29 AM (Pg+x7)
Anybody care to comment on the direction of shadows and explain the light sources of this painting?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
It's faked. Like the moon landing.
Posted by: Agent Copper at April 23, 2019 10:29 AM (O4obU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:29 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (NtglE)
Ahh, a progressive modern Antifa woman, throwing furniture out of the window on the white male Christian oppressors below... Eurosocialism at it's best! Kill Whitey, Sister!
Posted by: E. Swallowswell/Peter Buttplug 2020 at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:29 AM (gC2IV)
Fleshlight?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Agent Copper at April 23, 2019 10:29 AM (O4obU)
Like the "moon landing."
FIFY
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon
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The column to her right extends all the way to the horizon, and of course there are two suns on her planet.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
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Sure. There wouldn't be shadows on the ceiling as WELL as the floor unless there was another Sun shining at a different angle. UNLESS... This is The Land of the Lost, which has three Suns if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 23, 2019 09:56 AM (hmQna)
Correction: she found the sniper...who does not yet know this.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (o7l6R)
Shakeweight?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)
Creme fraiche?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
Re, a drop of golden calf.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:30 AM (NtglE)
Baaahhh, a wrong, wrong way to come.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 23, 2019 10:19 AM (TN1P5)
Not to mention a violation of the 4th Amendment requirement for "Probable Cause" in any government investigation, which applies to the President just as it applies to any US citizen. "We hate him!" is NOT Probable Cause to look through his records.
The entire reason that was written into the Bill of Rights is that one of the most powerful tactics used by the British Crown against political enemies in the Colonial period was to seize all of their documents and records with no warning, and then to go through them intensely until some evidence of a "crime" had been found. The threat of that alone was usually enough to silence all but the most bold of critics, which is why the Founders specifically chose to bar our Government from having the power to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
Your dogs sure are beautiful. I would love to own a borzoi, but they have relatively short lives, no?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (aW5/6)
Re, a drop of golden calf.
*******
Me? I failed to build my shelf!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:33 AM (6qErC)
Very kind of you to reach out to your bil ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at April 23, 2019 10:33 AM (rBkFd)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
The shadows are cast from the brightest source that illuminates the surface they are cast on. In the case of the table legs to the right, that's the reflection off the neurotically-clean and austere wall to the right. That's why they're skewed relative to the other shadows.
You can confirm this by standing in that room at that time of day, on that day in 1899 and observing the shadows cast from objects in those places, which is left as an exercise to the reader. If you're polite, she might make you coffee.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:34 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:34 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 10:34 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru)
they have relatively short lives, no?
It used to be that it was rare to have one of our Borzoi live past 10. Now it's fairly common. We lost Tessie last fall six weeks short of 14. Sadly, the bigger the breed, the shorter the lifespan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:34 AM (BWL+E)
Looks around
Scratches
Dang. Needs crown molding and shiplap.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 10:35 AM (0tfLf)
Not to mention a violation of the 4th Amendment requirement for "Probable Cause" in any government investigation, which applies to the President just as it applies to any US citizen. "We hate him!" is NOT Probable Cause to look through his records.
The entire reason that was written into the Bill of Rights is that one of the most powerful tactics used by the British Crown against political enemies in the Colonial period was to seize all of their documents and records with no warning, and then to go through them intensely until some evidence of a "crime" had been found. The threat of that alone was usually enough to silence all but the most bold of critics, which is why the Founders specifically chose to bar our Government from having the power to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
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A trollish Republican should, once they regain the House, demand financial records of the Obamas, especially around Michelle's nothing job in the hospital.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:35 AM (q8oeS)
Got it.
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 23, 2019 10:35 AM (Jj+59)
Canis Zod goes under the knife this Friday. Ruptured Achilles tendon.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: red speck at April 23, 2019 10:36 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
You mean, like the converging table leg shadows?
And she's obviously a vampire since she doesn't appear to cast a shadow.
Posted by: GWB at April 23, 2019 10:37 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: red speck at April 23, 2019 10:36 AM (6Krd7)
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Looks like the right wall may be bright enough to reflect light.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:37 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2019 10:32 AM (YslsA)
The utter soullessness of the room finally sent her round the bend and now she's going to plink passersby until the cops cap her. She always was a bit on the unstable side.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:37 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:37 AM (dm05u)
Yes, that is what I thought. I was fortunate to have 2 border collies: one lived to 14 years old and the other to 17. But I have been unable to steel myself to get another dog. Those two deaths really affected me poorly. Was it George Carlin that said, "A puppy is a tragedy in the making"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (wA4OO)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Delta Dawn.
That flower she's got on? A faded rose from days gone by.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: vmom
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how does that work???
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: vmom
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how does that work???
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
Pretty good, I hear.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:39 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:39 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:39 AM (2LelM)
In the darkened room
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Muffled the rain
She could hardly believe her eyes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Question from the audience: So other Dem candidates have come out in support of political camps to help modernize our opponents education. Will you also support this forward thinking experience?
Dem candidate: Absolutely. I would go a step further than my opponents and mandate a 4 year stay just like our nationalized people's university system.
Posted by: 2024 DEMS at April 23, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)
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That's a hunchback, and damned inconsiderate of you to mention.
I could have sworn, though, it was on the other side of her back a few minutes ago.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 10:34 AM (oZ6kz)
You complete f***ing mentally deficient embarrassment, I knew I should have had the psychologist have you committed. You're lucky it's 20-f***ing-19, buddy, or I'd be putting a bullet through your head, you overgrown manbaby. Then again, I'm old and have COPD, I don't have much to lose...
Posted by: What my father would say. at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (UnA8+)
Missing: A puddle of post-blast melted face on the chair seat.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Near the station?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (i5a1M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (34pA0)
Said it in cattle driver. Challenge passed.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 10:11 AM (J+mig)
Wo-OAH!!!
-- Jon bon Jovi
...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (8D42x)
totally cromulent for certain latitudes of tatooine
Posted by: Anachronda at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:39 AM (gC2IV)
"Goodness, now my piano students are going to be incinerated. However shall I pay the ren--"
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac
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This shall be the new motto of the Veterinarians Administration hospital system.
Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:43 AM (2LelM)
Where the chairs dismayed
And the horrible curtains
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Near the station?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (t+qrx)
Got to work some tired starlings in there somewhere.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)
You should insist that they refer to you as "flavor crystals".
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:43 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)
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This is how Tide Pods are made.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
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Well, just call in the Spanish Inquisition. No one will expect it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)
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This is how Tide Pods are made.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (2LelM)
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"Ooo! Lunch!"
-AOC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (q8oeS)
Hadrian,
Yes, that is what I thought. I was fortunate to have 2 border
collies: one lived to 14 years old and the other to 17. But I have been
unable to steel myself to get another dog. Those two deaths really
affected me poorly. Was it George Carlin that said, "A puppy is a
tragedy in the making"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (aW5/6)
That is a true statement -in of itself. But what a great joy it is to have a companion with you for 8, 10, 12, 17 years. I know when the day comes when I lose my Flat Coat Retriever mix, I will be a wreck. But until that day comes, we have many more belly rubs, hikes, trips to Dunkin Donuts for her plain munchkin, and many more adventures.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 23, 2019 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
Maybe she's trying to lure them inside.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: LL at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (AvblT)
I don't think Monica did a lot of talking.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (3sjI6)
love this room, it is only missing a comfy chair.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
And a cigar. And a decanter of bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
Monica talking to Bill on Air Force One!!!
Posted by: LL at April 23, 2019 10:00 AM (AvblT)
I don't think Monica did a lot of talking.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (3sjI6)
Impolite to talk with your mouth full.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
Anybody care to comment on the direction of shadows and explain the light sources of this painting?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
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The windows face roughly Northwest, in the morning the flat front of the building across the street would reflect some light into the room - ambient lighting in a way. Check Google Maps. It's in Denmark, not far from Copenhagen.
Posted by: lwc at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (G8lfi)
New rulz, bishes.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
And a cigar. And a decanter of bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
A nice rug would tie the room together.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
And a cigar. And a decanter of bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
fine, and maybe a lamp, and an ashtray
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
New rulz, bishes.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (MAstk)
Cuz I'm just a big ol' harmless fuzzball! Come over here and give us a hug.
Posted by: Joe Biden, affectionate at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
And a cigar. And a decanter of bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
fine, and maybe a lamp, and an ashtray
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
Paddleball game.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
big screen TV
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
And a Telefunken U-47.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
tragedy in the making"?
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But OH the joy... I mean, really. I just went to MI to pick up a Newfydoodle Puppy. Cute as hell and smart as a whip. She has turned into a faithful companion to my 12 year old Weimaraner who, it seems, gained a little more life by her addition. Win win win at my house
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (flINI)
Posted by: lwc at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Hillary getting ready to toss them at Bill at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (aW5/6)
your dogs are all intact, right?
Have you noticed whether that affects lifespan?
At the risk of being thought a bore, most are intact but the ones whose show careers are over (Leo, Max) or those with deficiencies that prevent a career (Ulla, Peanut, Dutchess) were spayed or neutered. It seems to affect their weight but not their lifespan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
And a cigar. And a decanter of bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
fine, and maybe a lamp, and an ashtray
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
Paddleball game.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Remote control.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
big screen TV
Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (lwiT4)
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"Yes...good idea..."
-Mr. Charrington
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (q8oeS)
New rulz, bishes.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (MAstk)
Cuz I'm just a big ol' harmless fuzzball! Come over here and give us a hug.
Posted by: Joe Biden
Why is KKKByrd's name allowed to grace anything in West Virginia?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (r/xAU)
La- ah screw it, we can't be bothered to come up with a play on words, so we're just going to call it "a note to follow So".
Seems like a cop-out.
Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 10:48 AM (DKgtk)
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Democrats old no real power in the state and Republicans aren't all that on tearing down buildings?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:44 AM (r/xAU)
And a cigar. And a decanter of bourbon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:45 AM (jxbfJ)
fine, and maybe a lamp, and an ashtray
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:46 AM (r/xAU)
Paddleball game.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Remote control.
Posted by: hogmartin
Internet connection.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (r/xAU)
When do we start purging Woodrow Wilson from history?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 10:49 AM (BWL+E)
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I think it's started.
In BlackKklansman, Spike Lee has a character damn Wilson pretty thoroughly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (r/xAU)
Former Vice President Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign announcement - reportedly slated to take place this Wednesday - is now being pushed back to an unspecified date, according to The Atlantic's Edward-Isaac Dovere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (aKsyK)
A small fusion reactor inside the piano would recharge the sex bots and nicely warm up the place...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (O2RFr)
Former Vice President Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign announcement - reportedly slated to take place this Wednesday - is now being pushed back to an unspecified date, according to The Atlantic's Edward-Isaac Dovere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (aKsyK)
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He doesn't really want to run, does he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: ndndn at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (sGtp+)
and a reason for the ageless saying, it is better to have loved and lost (or in this case, to suffer the loss) than it is to never have loved at all. The pain fades, the memories of the love remain. To live a life focused on hiding from the pain is not to live at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:51 AM (2LelM)
Former Vice President Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign announcement - reportedly slated to take place this Wednesday - is now being pushed back to an unspecified date, according to The Atlantic's Edward-Isaac Dovere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (aKsyK)
Which means something big is coming out soon, maybe something more serious than a sniff and a grope.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 10:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:51 AM (r/xAU)
In BlackKklansman, Spike Lee has a character damn Wilson pretty thoroughly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
I was fascinated by the scene where Spike organizes a lynch mob and sends it to the wrong address.
Wait one; that actually happened.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 10:51 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (O2RFr)
Former Vice President Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign announcement - reportedly slated to take place this Wednesday - is now being pushed back to an unspecified date, according to The Atlantic's Edward-Isaac Dovere.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (aKsyK)
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He doesn't really want to run, does he?
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Did someone notice he's from the Credit Card Empire of Delaware?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (2LelM)
The New Narrative will be that McClellan just stopped there for a picnic.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (ohfmz)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (r/xAU)
A small fusion reactor inside the piano would recharge the sex bots and nicely warm up the place...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (UFLLM)
So is she a sexbot from the future stranded in the past? Asking for a time-traveling friend.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ndndn at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (sGtp+)
no, that's leer, when you ogle a sexy girl and adda little growl
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (dm05u)
In BlackKklansman, Spike Lee has a character damn Wilson pretty thoroughly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
I was fascinated by the scene where Spike organizes a lynch mob and sends it to the wrong address.
Wait one; that actually happened.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 10:51 AM (e1q4h)
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Spike was never that smart. I think he's gotten dumber over the years.
I'm gonna repost this from last thread:
"I don't feel like reviewing the movie as a whole because it's such a mess, but I wanted to write down my thoughts on how it left some of the more interesting elements on the table and did nothing with it.
In the film, we not only see the Klan but also the Black Power movement as represented through a speaker and the main character's girlfriend. So, we have two organizations both dedicated to the supremacy of their own races, but Lee, unsurprisingly, downplays the black side's supremacist inclinations while playing up the white ones.
If Lee were smart enough or not beholden to his own biases as much as he is, he could have seen the interesting parallel between two socialist organizations both dedicated to racial supremacy of their own race.
The fact that the black speaker whispers conspiratorially into our main character's ear about buying weapons to begin a revolution that will start with the killing of cops gets no more than brushed off as mere rhetoric while David Duke's calls to promote white culture is treated with intonations of doom.
The movie doesn't work on its own, but that failure to pursue something rather interesting grated on me."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:52 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
He's fighting for dibs on the rumble seat of the klown car.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
They burn your body to ash, then compress it into an industrial diamond.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (gC2IV)
The state Senate approved SB 5001 Friday. If the Democrat signs the bill, it would take effect May 1, 2020.
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (cF8AT)
At last! An opportunity for ilhan omar to prove her true worth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
They burn your body to ash, then compress it into an industrial diamond.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (wYseH)
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When science perfects resurrection from inanimate corpses, these people are gonna feel like idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN
Once or twice, over the years, yeah.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (e1q4h)
That's just wrong.. Call me old fashioned
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (2LelM)
Congrats on your new puppy. Never heard of mixing a Newfie with a poodle, but it should be a great blend. What color is the coat?
We had a newfie many years ago. He was my drinking buddy - loved to drink a beer with me. I'd take him to a friday night street party the city would host in the summertime and go grab two beers, two hot dogs. Head back to nice patch of grass near shade and we'd sit down and dine drink together.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (q8oeS)
good point!
I must remember to have some dna stored in amber or something
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)
You should insist that they refer to you as "flavor crystals".
missed their chance with michael jackson. coulda made pop rocks.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
We had a newfie many years ago. He was my drinking
buddy - loved to drink a beer with me. I'd take him to a friday night
street party the city would host in the summertime and go grab two
beers, two hot dogs. Head back to nice patch of grass near shade and
we'd sit down and dine drink together.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (jxbfJ)
And there was no ketchup to be found anywhere.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (jxbfJ)
That's just wrong.. Call me old fashioned
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (O2RFr)
works better as hog food...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 10:38 AM (9iLHi)
They burn your body to ash, then compress it into an industrial diamond.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (wYseH)
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When science perfects resurrection from inanimate corpses, these people are gonna feel like idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (q8oeS)
Kubrick 2001 resurrect the dead on Jupiter!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Paolo at April 23, 2019 10:56 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (q8oeS)
good point!
I must remember to have some dna stored in amber or something
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (dm05u)
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According to Star Trek The Next Generation, it just takes a single strand of hair.
But that brought Dr. Pulaski back from near death, so I'm not sure it's really worth it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:56 AM (q8oeS)
Customer from Alabama: "Really!? What do y'all walk on then?"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:56 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 10:53 AM (wYseH)
not so bad, some of us might have more value .
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (r/xAU)
Anyone here read Pet Cemetery?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (1ISKN)
When science perfects resurrection from inanimate corpses, these people are gonna feel like idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM (q8oeS)
good point!
I must remember to have some dna stored in amber or something
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:55 AM (dm05u)
Already covered my bases. I have dna stored in Amber, Monica, ........
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2019 10:09 AM (34pA0)
Said it in cattle driver. Challenge passed.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 10:11 AM (J+mig)
Wo-OAH!!!
-- Jon bon Jovi
...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 10:41 AM (8D42x)
Whoa!
Posted by: Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (aKsyK)
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He doesn't really want to run, does he?
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Woke up with the head of a horse in his bed and a note from Hillary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)
Poodles are everywhere. Little bastards will f*** any other breed...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (6qErC)
That's just wrong.. Call me old fashioned
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 10:54 AM
*****
I think we should start in Olympia.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:58 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 10:58 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:58 AM (r/xAU)
Amsterdam realtor: "Now this is a room without a flaw!"
Customer from Alabama: "Really!? What do y'all walk on then?"
Posted by: Muldoon
We dance on the ceiling.
Posted by: Lionel Richie at April 23, 2019 10:59 AM (aKsyK)
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Actually, Trump should call a press conference and go through each of the subpoenas as to himself.
And then say, "Today I have directed the DOJ to issues subpoenas for all these documents and persons .... as to each ranking member of the House."
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 23, 2019 10:59 AM (TN1P5)
As a token of our engagement, I'd like to give you this diamond ring. It's my Moms.
My Pops died before they had the technology.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 10:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 10:22 AM (xSo9G)
Drones. Equipped with spray cans of black paint for the lenses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2019 11:00 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 11:00 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (6qErC)
muh doggie is still intact
but he's not allowed to hump anything
he's a poodle monk
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:00 AM (dm05u)
Poodles are everywhere. Little bastards will f*** any other breed...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 10:57 AM (6qErC)
Probably overcompensating for the ghey haircuts
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 11:00 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 11:00 AM (UFLLM)
Shoot them. Don't apprehend them.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (jOL8M)
"...and grunge-rock goddess Courtney Love is wowing the Academy in a Christian Dior gown with a predictably plunging neckline and a ten-carat Kurt Cobain pendant."
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
TheJames, I believe they were able to retrieve a blood sample from a
horse from eons ago recently and are thinking of recreating it's dna,
and I think it was a foal and died early, perhaps had a shitty dna
structure?
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:56 AM (r/xAU)
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Saw that article too, Willow. Believe the foal got stuck in mud after flash flood and suffocated...
Posted by: lwc at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (G8lfi)
.....
And his college applications/transcripts.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (MAstk)
The snap dragons are....different somehow.
Posted by: Miracle Grobrains at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (e1q4h)
Cross a Newfoundland with a Yorkshire terrier using manual semen collection techniques you might get a New Yank Yorkie.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 10:56 AM (r/xAU)
Not really a horse as much as an ancestor species. They're already talking about cloning it.
Sometime within the next few decades, I would not be surprised to see a return of passenger pigeons, dodos, thylacines, and other extinct animals.
Imagine all the environmentalist tears when they won't be able to condemn humsnity for extinctions anymore? "Oh, it died out? No biggie, just call the lab and have them whip up another batch."
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (gC2IV)
Shoot them. Don't apprehend them.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 11:01 AM (jOL8M
automatic catapults.
shoot for distance.
or use them as clay pigeons for the howitzers...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (gC2IV)
He will cover all modalities.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:03 AM (RD7QR)
have you read it? Scariest book I ever read.. Animals and a person get brought back to life after dying being buried in this special cemetery, I'm sure I screwed the story line up, but they come back as they die .. So a cat that was hit by a car or a kid... They don't come back "new." Sorry if I got that wrong, it's been a while since I read it
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:03 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (aKsyK)
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He doesn't really want to run, does he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 10:50 AM (q8oeS)
Probably not. He really doesn't look to be in the best of health. He probably knows a protracted campaign, let alone a presidency, would kill him.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2019 11:03 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:03 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2019 11:03 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 11:02 AM (J+mig)
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think "hold my beer, this is gonna be so awesome".
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:03 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 11:04 AM (aKsyK)
Shoot them. Don't apprehend them.
Posted by: garrett
Landmines?
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2019 11:04 AM (yIJFm)
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
You want Triffids? Cause, this is how you get Triffids!!!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 11:04 AM (e1q4h)
So, carrots or no?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I will leave instructions that no carrots are to be included.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front
True. That would be desecration of remains, the carrots.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (KOCKb)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (r/xAU)
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
Posted by: Audrey II at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (AM1GF)
******
A young Bill DiBlasio.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (m45I2)
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It is Cocoa Brown with a white tuft on her chest. 11 weeks old and already 22 pounds. She will ultimately weight between 100 and 120 pounds.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (flINI)
The snap dragons are....different somehow.
feed me, seymour!
Posted by: audrey ii at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (dm05u)
do they end up looking like Raquel Welch in 10,000BC?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (oZ6kz)
Acerack?
I won't worry until I see a successful Aceshelf
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (eAZVt)
That's a very sparse room in the painting, but I like it. Good artwork and attention to detail. Vivid, very nice.
Going to be AFK a bit today, due to training and work stuff.
Have fun today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK8)
does it have a sequel named BadaBoom?
Posted by: Choice Hotels at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 11:04 AM (aKsyK)
The next generation's Siegfried and Roy will have sabretooth tigers.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (r/xAU)
Did someone notice he's from the Credit Card Empire of Delaware?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN
Credit card service jobs are the "go-to" jobs for all the college degreed yoots here in Delaware who eventually find that employment in their ____ Studies majors was a joke whose punch line always went over their heads.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (80Uh3)
Yes. Just one more grueling road-trip campaign for her. Little sleep, poor diet, stress, bollards, stairs...
Do it for the children, Hillary. Do it for the children.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)
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Next step: bodies bulldozed into mass graves.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (UMSmA)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (r/xAU)
Warren Wilhelm
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 11:08 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 11:08 AM (KOCKb)
Sometime within the next few decades, I would not be surprised to see a return of passenger pigeons, dodos, thylacines, and other extinct animals.
Imagine all the environmentalist tears when they won't be able to condemn humsnity for extinctions anymore? "Oh, it died out? No biggie, just call the lab and have them whip up another batch."
Posted by: Cato
Some of these people have never watched Jurassic Park and it shows!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:08 AM (DKgtk)
Congrats on your new puppy. Never heard of mixing a Newfie with a
poodle, but it should be a great blend. What color is the coat?
_____
It is Cocoa Brown with a white tuft on her chest. 11 weeks old and
already 22 pounds. She will ultimately weight between 100 and 120
pounds.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (flINI)
Keep a watch our for a stubborn streak. My newfie was VERY stubborn from about 9mos. to about 2-3yrs. If he didn't want to walk any more, he'd just lay down. Not fun when you are 1+ miles from home and your dog weighs 100+lbs.Best of luck with your dog. May you two enjoy many many years together.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 23, 2019 11:08 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 11:05 AM (oZ6kz)
Acerack?
I won't worry until I see a successful Aceshelf
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (dm05u)
Acerack?
any relation to the Victory Rack?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 11:08 AM (8D42x)
Riiiight
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:08 AM (O2RFr)
Doors guitarist Robby Krieger.
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2019 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)
******
Did you ever notice how green the grass is a most cemeteries?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2019 11:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:09 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 23, 2019 10:42 AM (dm05u)
But diamonds are made of pure carbon, and cremation ashes should have little carbon in them, that having been burned off. I'd expect a mix of calcium, sodium and magnesium oxides and phosphates, maybe.
You might be able to make garnets, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2019 11:09 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 23, 2019 11:09 AM (8OGB/)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:10 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:10 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:10 AM (dm05u)
Hated the characters, great concepts
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:11 AM (bcbK8)
that's not a piano. it's the pilot's console for the crimson permanent assurance. that's sherry, who wanted the dry port.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 23, 2019 11:11 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:11 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:12 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:07 AM (r/xAU)
Disagree, John James should be my senator right now, not Stabenow.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:12 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
Acerack?
I won't worry until I see a successful Aceshelf
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist
Acerack?
any relation to the Victory Rack?
Posted by: SturmToddler
All answers are in the mouth of the gargoyle to the right. Yes, it's dark in there, just reach in and get them...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:12 AM (AM1GF)
Except Buttgeig of course... He's special... I had a thought... Why not a Transgender President? Or better yet a Transvestite? A Transvestite could be their own First lady... See, I'm "woke."
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:12 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:12 AM (r/xAU)
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Well, it could reduce prison expenses.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Probably just the constituents of bone...carbonate and phosphate.
But I'm guessing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (wYseH)
Matt's crime is that he's anti-antifa and moron material.
Fuck Seattle
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK8)
392 Listen, just because it was the single scariest movie my wife has ever seen doesn't mean that it would affect you at all.
could be worse. "evita" gave me nightmares that were sung by antonio banderas.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (O2RFr)
...
I'm just outside his district.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk)
392 Listen, just because it was the single scariest movie my wife has ever seen doesn't mean that it would affect you at all.
could be worse. "evita" gave me nightmares that were sung by antonio banderas.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (sGtp+)
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Watch The Mask of Zorro and call me in the morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (q8oeS)
You should check out a little film called The Babadook.
Not at all scary.
Not in the least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (q8oeS)
That one is a very creepy but fun scary movie. One of the few that made the hair on the back of my neck tingle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (Fs5vw)
Great!
Posted by: It's me donna
What happens if they receive death threats? Other than, it'd be funny as Hell.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 23, 2019 11:14 AM (e1q4h)
That one is a very creepy but fun scary movie. One of the few that made the hair on the back of my neck tingle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (Fs5vw)
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It's one of the most carefully constructed and emotional horror movies I've ever seen. It was obviously a work of love for the writer/director.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:14 AM (q8oeS)
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Well, it could reduce prison expenses.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Washington, the Soylent state.
Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2019 11:14 AM (40mSG)
Great!
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (O2RFr)
That's so racist of them. I can't even. See?
*tries to even, fails*
Nothing.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:15 AM (t+qrx)
...
I'm just outside his district.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk)
I'm way outside his district but still thinking about sending him an email of support.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:14 AM (q8oeS)
also, worked really well on the metaphorical and symbolic level.
had layers
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (dm05u)
I can see their agriculture dept. adds.. "Washington State apples,.Now with more ... Grandma?"
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (O2RFr)
If Danish is like German (it is) I'm guess the name means "fork-in-the-road/alley by the beach." Show me the girl in swimwear by the ocean! Not looking like a refugee from some Lutheran morality tale about desolation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (AzW6q)
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You've got to get rid of the hoboes somehow.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (IFKOp)
....
Wouldn't hurt.
The left always attacks him but he doesn't care. Never backs down.
Posted by: HA at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:14 AM (q8oeS)
also, worked really well on the metaphorical and symbolic level.
had layers
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (dm05u)
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It did. One of my favorites from the last decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:18 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 11:18 AM (d7Ww2)
Except Buttgeig of course... He's special... I had a thought... Why not a Transgender President? Or better yet a Transvestite? A Transvestite could be their own First lady... See, I'm "woke."
Posted by: It's me donna
I can't see the lesbians and feminazis allowing the first female president to be a tranny.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:18 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 23, 2019 11:19 AM (Eri6U)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 11:19 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 11:20 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:14 AM (q8oeS)
Have you ever seen "The French Doors"? Quick and fun horror movie, maybe 10-15 minutes. A very different type of horror, but it's from New Zealand, which is Australia's Canada, which is why it comes to mind.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:20 AM (t+qrx)
I was listening to John Jacob Schmidt's podcast talking about that last night while I was on the treadmill. JJ was pissed and gave a lot of background info on the text convo.
Posted by: Bert G at April 23, 2019 11:20 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 23, 2019 11:19 AM (Eri6U)
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Playing "The View" in a hospital waiting area amounts to deliberate sadism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:20 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
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Haven't seen it.
Currently sitting in my Netflix DVD queue at #245 (out of 401) between Blue Chips and Forbidden Games.
I'll see it in at least a couple of years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:20 AM (q8oeS)
I wonder if the New York Times will apologize to me a second time, as they did after the 2016 Election. But this one will have to be a far bigger & better apology. On this one they will have to get down on their knees & beg for forgiveness-they are truly the Enemy of the People!
New one from mad_liberals (this is the guy that did Pashwa Trump)
http://tinyurl.com/yy4vktn5
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: saf at April 23, 2019 11:21 AM (5IHGB)
He somehow looks irritating.
Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2019 11:06 AM (eAZVt)
I thought it was Mungo Jerry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2019 11:22 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 23, 2019 11:09 AM (8OGB/)
Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen, really.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:21 AM (q8oeS)
Cool, let me know what you think of it. I figured you've probably got a huge stack of recommendations to go through, but it's a perfectly-sized little horror snackie.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:23 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 11:23 AM (UFLLM)
I can see their agriculture dept. adds.. "Washington State apples,.Now with more ... Grandma?"
Posted by: It's me donna
There's a little of me in every bite.
Posted by: Bartlett at April 23, 2019 11:24 AM (e1q4h)
May will turn to Must before you know it. The Slippery Slope is a real bitch.
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 11:25 AM (i5a1M)
Posted by: Teh Barrel! at April 23, 2019 11:25 AM (OMsf+)
I HUNGER!
Posted by: The Barrel at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Teh Barrel! at April 23, 2019 11:25 AM (OMsf+)
============
*sighs deeply*
reporting for duty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: The Barrel at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (i5a1M)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (i5a1M)
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I don't have the ability to properly describe the depravity that is in the inside of the barrel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (s+V36)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (gC2IV)
Josephistan welcomes The James Madison to the barrel!
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)
a TheJamesfilmology
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (r/xAU)
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"It's full of stars...no..wait...not stars. Yup...that's human shit."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (gC2IV)
I wonder if that will give him night terrors.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical
Each chapter includes everything previous to it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (gC2IV)
Good. Wring him out and make him sell his home.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (i5a1M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:26 AM (q8oeS)
You should have time to take copious notes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (AM1GF)
It must be properly fed from time to time, or it gets a little rambunctious. You don't want to be around when that happens.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:27 AM (gC2IV)
Good. Wring him out and make him sell his home.
I agree... Good news
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical
Each chapter includes everything previous to it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (AM1GF)
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It's like Tristram Shandy, but even better!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (q8oeS)
Shrug. My woke boyfriends will pay whatever. Ima getting awards for being a black hero! Suck my huge black wang Whitey!
Posted by: Juicy Swallows at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (0CeRG)
means "fork-in-the-road/alley by the beach." Show me the girl in
swimwear by the ocean! Not looking like a refugee from some Lutheran
morality tale about desolation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:17 AM (AzW6q)
==============================
"Babette's Feast" flashback.
Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (Pqytn)
Golf clap.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (sLicW)
watch tomorrow to see if there is a way out..
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical
Each chapter includes everything previous to it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (AM1GF)
Could out-sell 'House of Leaves'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)
The Bababarrel
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (dm05u)
It's like Tristram Shandy, but even better!
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James, the truth, did you read the entire Tristram Shandy book?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (gC2IV)
I was there, man, in the suit, with the grunts.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical
Each chapter includes everything previous to it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
By chapter 6 you are hitting War & Peace size.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:31 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical
Each chapter includes everything previous to it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 23, 2019 11:28 AM (AM1GF)
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It's like Tristram Shandy, but even better!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (q8oeS)
The Real Slim Shandy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)
It's like Tristram Shandy, but even better!
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James, the truth, did you read the entire Tristram Shandy book?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (2LelM)
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I did, and I loved it for it's twisty insanity. The love story was a bit leaden, but that was really the last book.
The movie version staring Steve Coogan captured the spirit of the book rather well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:31 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2019 11:29 AM (Pqytn)
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Looked it up. That's a bit on the nose. Exactly what I mean.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
2 border collies: one lived to 14 years old and the other to 17. But I
have been unable to steel myself to get another dog. Those two deaths
really affected me poorly. Was it George Carlin that said, "A puppy is a
tragedy in the making"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019
*
*
. . .
Kittens too. I've lost several adult cats to aging, and even one four-year-old cat whose little heart gave out. But I can't imagine a home without at least one cat in it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2019 11:32 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 23, 2019 11:32 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (GEhPL)
Just in time for the Adam Sandler film festival!
Posted by: Barrel Activities Director at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (0CeRG)
495 491
It's like Tristram Shandy, but even better!
---------------------
James, the truth, did you read the entire Tristram Shandy book?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (2LelM)
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I did, and I loved it for it's twisty insanity. The love story was a bit leaden, but that was really the last book.
The movie version staring Steve Coogan captured the spirit of the book rather well.
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I didn't get that far. Same with Quiet Flows the Don either, but I did get the flavor. Big books take a large commitment in time. Did not know there was a movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)
In addition to everything else wrong with the shadows and furniture legs and such...
Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (P1f+c)
Just in time for the Adam Sandler film festival!
Posted by: Barrel Activities Director at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (0CeRG)
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Let's be honest. We all know it's just Jack and Jill on a loop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)
I won't argue taste ... but its way too sweet for me.
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 11:34 AM (i5a1M)
The movie version staring Steve Coogan captured the spirit of the book rather well.
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I didn't get that far. Same with Quiet Flows the Don either, but I did get the flavor. Big books take a large commitment in time. Did not know there was a movie.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (2LelM)
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It's how I found out about the book.
I loved the movie. Read the book. Tried to show the movie to my girlfriend at the time who just felt lost and said that you must need to have read the book to enjoy it. I said that I hadn't read the book when I had first seen it. She looked at me like I was an alien.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:34 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)
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It's been a long time since I watched it, but I remember that I was more sympathetic with the Danish townsfolk than with the title character, at least at the beginning of the film.
Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2019 11:35 AM (Pqytn)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 23, 2019 11:35 AM (aS1PU)
2 border collies: one lived to 14 years old and the other to 17. But I
have been unable to steel myself to get another dog. Those two deaths
really affected me poorly. Was it George Carlin that said, "A puppy is a
tragedy in the making"?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 23, 2019
*
*
. . .
Kittens too. I've lost several adult cats to aging, and even one four-year-old cat whose little heart gave out. But I can't imagine a home without at least one cat in it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2019 11:32 AM (elsTe)
It's hard, very hard, losing pets.
My boy Logan is 7 now and he almost didn't make it that long. Rottweilers don't live a long time and I've become something of a hypocondriac where he's concerned.
It teaches you to love well, while you can.
When Logan passes, it'll hurt but I know I'll need another dog in my life again someday.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 11:36 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK
I wanted to like that book so much. It wouldn't let me. Did not finish, would not recommend.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:36 AM (t+qrx)
Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun,
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run,
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer,
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for JM is here!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 11:37 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 23, 2019 11:37 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: morigu at April 23, 2019 11:37 AM (jNOuE)
Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2019 11:33 AM (P1f+c)
She injured her clavichord, that's why she's resting it on the chair.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:37 AM (t+qrx)
Kittens too. I've lost several adult cats to aging, and even one four-year-old cat whose little heart gave out. But I can't imagine a home without at least one cat in it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 23, 2019 11:32 AM (elsTe
Have my two cats snoozing beside me. The little girl is 15 going on 16. I have no idea how old my tomcat is. One of my tomcats lived to the age of 21. He went outside one morning, laid down under his favorite bush and died.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:39 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:39 AM (1hToZ)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 23, 2019 11:40 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK
I wanted to like that book so much. It wouldn't let me. Did not finish, would not recommend.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:36 AM (t+qrx)
Once you get past the cool concept and the layout, the story itself is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)
A place not only of sight and sound, but of smell
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:40 AM (1hToZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:39 AM (1hToZ)
Yeah, he originally wanted to depict the woman freezing to death on the floor while Death looked on patiently but his wife thought that would be too mundane.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (RD7QR)
What did I miss???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
One time at The Barrel I went 'round back to The Bunghole and well, lets just say some people did some things...
Posted by: Juicy Swallows at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (UFLLM)
What did I miss???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
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Nothing...
"whistles innocently*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:40 AM (1hToZ)"
You open this door with the key of bad formatting.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (oZ6kz)
What did I miss???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
TJM pasted the whole thread into a comment
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)
What did I miss???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
TJM pasted the whole thread into a comment
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK
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Where's the evidence, Mark?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK
I want to write a whole 1200 page cross-referenced margin-noted doorstop about how HoL is terrible and up its own ass.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:42 AM (t+qrx)
Some had no legs. Most had four legs. One had two front and one back legs. None had two front legs only.
The artist did a series of these with the collective caption, "can you spot the differences...?"
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a puzzler at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM
******
Little Jimmy Madison did that???!!!
I can't believe it.
Shocked...Shocked I am!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (Srnuc)
What did I miss???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)
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Well, Josephstan copy pasted the entire thread in the morning report. Not to be out done, TJM said "hold my beer."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK
I've come close to doing that a few times. The way phones copy and paste, sometimes they select everything above what you're going for.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (J+mig)
-
All we need now is CPL.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)
https://twitter.com/themarketswork/status/1120712784935657473
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (NtglE)
What's this?
The lawyer for the "Nigerian brothers" are...victims...of Justin Smollet and his lawyers?
The lawyer for the brothers kinda leaves out that her clients were key players in the hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (lBQB/)
Posted by: mrp at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK
I've come close to doing that a few times. The way phones copy and paste, sometimes they select everything above what you're going for.
Posted by: Cato
BTDT. Twice, I think.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (DKgtk)
He skates again,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (Srnuc)
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Jussie is protected from on high. I really suspect he knows he things, and his protectors are afraid of what he could spill if he gets in hot soup.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:45 AM (1hToZ)
He skates again,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (Srnuc)
Wait, wut? Jussie probably slandered them at some point too.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
what happened on the date?
do you still have all of your orignial internal organs
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (d7Ww2)
It sounded nice. We offered some helpful advice on the ONT.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:45 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:45 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
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He slandered them up and down the street and back. But Jussie is not to be touched.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (AzW6q)
He skates again,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:43 AM (Srnuc)
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Jussie is protected from on high. I really suspect he knows he things, and his protectors are afraid of what he could spill if he gets in hot soup.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)
I'm wondering if he's got some pictures of Barry discovering his feminine side. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)
well, gay men have been known to squeal a time or two before...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
He has a masculine side?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
POV, no doubt.
(Don't look it up)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (1hToZ)
I'm wondering if he's got some pictures of Barry discovering his feminine side. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
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If Obama's gay, I wonder what the value is in protecting the secret anymore.
Family? I can't imagine that the girls wouldn't know.
I suppose it could be protecting Michelle's future political prospects. If she's found out to have a sham marriage with a man to help him out politically, she becomes kinda trashy, no?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Juicy Swallows at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (Us1+N)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
He has a masculine side?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM
He had to get the bike and helmet from someone.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (0tfLf)
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I think he and his bleach friends were put up to this by someone (probably Kamala), and that can't come out. And he is a moral coward who can't be counted on further than he can be kicked. And he's too high profile to cut up and leave by the pier.
So he walks completely free, no matter how bad it looks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM (Srnuc)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
He has a masculine side?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)
Point taken.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)
Yes, she wears motel draperies.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM (t+qrx)
The Nigerian brothers' lawyers want us to refer to the oogabooga brothers as the "Chicagoan brothers."
How about we refer to them as the Hate Crime Hoax Brothers Who Aren't That Smart?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM (lBQB/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM
******
And a sufficient number of envelopes stuffed with cash get distributed.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: mindful webworker - also a floor wax at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:48 AM
******
And a sufficient number of envelopes stuffed with cash get distributed.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
==========
Where's my envelope?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q8oeS)
Heck no. She'll be the martyr to end all martyrs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (1hToZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - also a floor wax at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (5UfE7)
==========
Still adds smart quotes everywhere, so you just get red text.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:50 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM
*****
Sounds like you may of dropped it in the Barrel.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:50 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: mindful webworker - also a floor wax at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (5UfE7)
I know that's supposed to sound reassuring, but rudimentary personal data is all I've got.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:50 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 11:50 AM (0tfLf)
It was empty, anyway.
Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Irony at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (e1q4h)
Wonder why.... NOT.
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Irony at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (e1q4h)
Its Dark, and you are about to be eaten by a Grue.
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (BWL+E)
Ooga and Booga: We admit we took part in the "publicity stunt" but we had no role in calling the police and no role in defrauding the police department.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (lBQB/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (Srnuc)
* sigh*
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (dm05u)
*Shoves plastic poncho through USB port*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (1hToZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - also a floor wax at April 23, 2019 11:49 AM (5UfE7)
sponsored by Sonobi and lace wigs?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2019 11:53 AM (8D42x)
Wonder why.... NOT.
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
Sounds like the narrative has become double-plus ungood, so the whole thing will become nonstoried double-plus quick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Wait until it's found out the his real name is Michael. And he's packing junk up front.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2019 11:53 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 23, 2019 11:53 AM (vtcmf)
Wonder why.... NOT.
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
That but also I think because of the riots because of the donations.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (Srnuc)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
When they didn't have a culprit within 48 hrs, that said it all didn't it.
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (i5a1M)
Posted by: mindful webworker with corgi whistle at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Irony at April 23, 2019 11:51 AM (e1q4h)
Its Dark, and you are about to be eaten by a Grue.
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
PICK UP ROCK
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (ptqGC)
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No. She becomes an even bigger martyr/victim.
Look what the poor dear sacrificed in order to further the "cause."
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2019 11:55 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)
PICK UP ROCK
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2019 11:54 AM (RD7QR)
*** YOU HAVE DIED ***
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 11:55 AM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/yyqdeuwt
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 11:52 AM (Srnuc)
"Training"? so that's what they call the butt-secks now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 23, 2019 11:57 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2019 01:00 PM (fVGR3)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 23, 2019 01:28 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at April 23, 2019 04:06 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 23, 2019 05:02 PM (wGqjj)
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