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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Felix Vallotton
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:31 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:32 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2019 09:32 AM (HUFx8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 22, 2019 09:32 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2019 09:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:33 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)
Because butts.
Did you know you pay the same for a butt lift as you do for a butt reduction
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 22, 2019 09:33 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 22, 2019 09:33 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)
Dude got croc-blocked.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (flINI)
Both naked and high on meth. Him taking a stick to an alligator. Her taking a shit on river/lake bed.
Def Florida Man/Woman.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:31 AM (NWiLs)
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L.O.L.
He is naked after all. Bath salts... sad!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (wA4OO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (UMSmA)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (/H8v6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
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I see you've played knifey/spoony before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2019 09:34 AM (lwiT4)"
LOL !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (wA4OO)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (zEe12)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2019 09:37 AM (xLZRe)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2019 09:37 AM (+IAze)
Posted by: Duh! at April 22, 2019 09:37 AM (mwIW1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM (gC2IV)
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OK, that's the second belly laugh inside of 40 comments. Gonna be a good thread.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2019 09:38 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: davidt at April 22, 2019 09:37 AM (xLZRe)
Crocodile Rock
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2019 09:37 AM (+IAze)
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Look at you, imposing your impossible beauty standards on women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:38 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: no good deed at April 22, 2019 09:38 AM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 22, 2019 09:38 AM (flINI)
His E-Harmony spiel: " I enjoy long walks on the beach while naked and killing alligators with a stick while my naked date looks on."
"Do you like pina coladas?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 22, 2019 09:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 22, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 09:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Damn right! When she steps on the scale, it says "One at a time please."
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2019 09:39 AM (+IAze)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 09:40 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: Someguy
Wondering if the artist did a Micheangelo style revenge on an ex-girlfriend with this picture.
Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 22, 2019 09:40 AM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at April 22, 2019 09:40 AM (gYKMg)
I thought Willy Wonka gave that factory to Charlie?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 09:41 AM (PFy0L)
I have a funny feeling about it, due to the wording.
I would think that a true believer would not have used the word 'God'
https://bit.ly/2DsCrul
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 22, 2019 09:41 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Oy! Oy! Oy!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 09:42 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: zombie alligator at April 22, 2019 09:42 AM (NeSSd)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
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Just wait until the ink is dry on that Gillette/SI agreement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:42 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2019 09:42 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2019 09:42 AM (LEHKq)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: no good deed at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (uTY3H)
Posted by: rhennigantx
That's not flop, she's " Rubenesque"
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (LAt9N)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (JoUsr)
Well, truly noods for once.
Otherwise...
um...
By the fifth time he told the story back at the tavern, that crocodile had become a flying, fire-breathing beast of house-size proportions. And the girl...
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's Peter Pan saving Wendy from the Crocodile at April 22, 2019 09:44 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Pep at April 22, 2019 09:44 AM (/PllU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 09:44 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (zEe12)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (LAt9N)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (BWL+E)
The crocodile is actually trying to save her from Toxic Masculinity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: extremely gay dude stabbing a crocodile at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (FTPVM)
and something- something is the enemy of the good.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 09:43 AM (BWL+E)
The crocodile is actually trying to save her from Toxic Masculinity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 09:45 AM (AURKQ)
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So she's wilting in the face of toxic masculinity?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: G. Gnome at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (al6UK)
Brattleboro PD calls it a N-00-D-L15ARD
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: mindful webworker - too early for thread winner? at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (5UfE7)
Danerys and Jon Snow: The Real Story
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:46 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Sir Hammerlock at April 22, 2019 09:47 AM (Frf8q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 09:47 AM (j8uQ3)
"Percy, I must have told you a million times about getting dragon repellant. But did you listen to me? No, you never do..."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 09:47 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: G marks the spot at April 22, 2019 09:48 AM (di0Sf)
"Percy, I must have told you a million times about getting dragon repellant. But did you listen to me? No, you never do..."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 09:47 AM (BWL+E)
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I don't see any dragons around here. Just a dead alligator. You're welcome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 09:48 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:48 AM (gC2IV)
To be fair, there are no crocodiles or dragons in Switzerland so I can understand the confusion.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 09:47 AM (j8uQ3)
Because croc-koo clocks just sounds silly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2019 09:48 AM (veoSD)
although a snake has no limbs and ..nevermind!
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:50 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2019 09:51 AM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 09:51 AM (fuK7c)
but what birds have six legs?
so Nevermind again!
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:51 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 09:52 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:52 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: extremely gay dude stabbing a crocodile at April 22, 2019 09:52 AM (FTPVM)
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
I chuckled. ★★★ for deft application of classic GB riff.
Posted by: mindful webworker - print is dead at April 22, 2019 09:52 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 22, 2019 09:53 AM (LEHKq)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:53 AM (r/xAU)
although a snake has no limbs and ..nevermind!
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:50 AM (r/xAU)"
Western dragons are quadrupeds, usually reptilian. Eastern dragons usually have no limbs, though some have hands with claws.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 09:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Funny I was watching old X Files and it Was about Big Blue the sea serpent in MI. Mulder ends up shooting a gator.
Posted by: rhennigantx------Clearly Mulder is a Seminole fan.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2019 09:53 AM (+IAze)
*********
There I Was, Knee Deep In the Nile - a limerick
"You'll never believe this!" said Jock
In the pub at the end of the block
"A fire-breathing dragon!
But I fixed his wagon!"
Said his buddies, "No way! That's a crock!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 09:54 AM (m45I2)
"associated with the collective known as Les Nabis"
So, socialist art at best.
Posted by: GWB at April 22, 2019 09:54 AM (7kVu3)
Side. Boob.
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2019 09:54 AM (eup66)
Posted by: GWB at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: phone of kari at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (8IQhD)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (AjVAj)
"You'll never believe this!" said Jock
In the pub at the end of the block
"A fire-breathing dragon!
But I fixed his wagon!"
Said his buddies, "No way! That's a crock!"
Posted by: Muldoon
* golf clap*
Posted by: zombie alligator at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 09:53 AM (oZ6kz)
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well sure so lets mix up this genre thing some more!
(it really would be interesting to get an actual classification even on the mythical deal)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (j8uQ3)
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Nicely done.
Posted by: GWB at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (7kVu3)
Just wait until he claps back!
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:36 AM
I just assumed this took place in the San Francisco Bay area.
Posted by: Grimaldi at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (HBnz5)
Side. Boob.
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2019 09:54 AM (eup66)
Nobody wants to see that sideboob. Nobody wants to even think about it.
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (HUFx8)
Breaking #FoxNews Alert : President Trump sues to block Democrats' subpoena for financial information
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: phone of kari at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (8IQhD)
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 09:56 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Airplane Glue at April 22, 2019 09:56 AM (vg8iE)
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Ignoring would be better.
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 09:56 AM (sX1BW)
Earth Day propaganda everywhere today. Fuck Earth Day, the watermelons and all of the gullible simpletons who fall for the lies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2019 09:56 AM (OLCnA)
Nicely done.
Posted by: GWB at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (7kVu3)
I dunno I've heard the clap isn't very nice.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:57 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 22, 2019 09:57 AM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2019 09:55 AM (HUFx
sideboob is better than biscuits
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)
lights keep going on and off in here.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:57 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 22, 2019 09:58 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2019 09:58 AM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Linda Kozlowski at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (xLZRe)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Scps5)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Dr_No at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (imDUY)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (oZ6kz)
everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (r/xAU)
Side. Boob.
Busy downloading Arya Stark sideboob from last night, boss!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (vg8iE)
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The violence against women thing should just invalidate everything else about the man, including his ideology, right?
Those are the rules, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (ANN96)
Is this riffing on that awkward stiff-armed hate-clap thing that Pelosi did after the State of the Union?
Posted by: mindful webworker - missing pages in my meme encyclopedia at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (5UfE7)
Earth Day propaganda everywhere today.
Founded by Ira Einhorn, murderer. Holly Maddux not celebrating today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (BWL+E)
Notice the "dragon" is really an alligator? The white man blames the Chinese, represented by the dragon, for global warming, but it's really an alligator, something from North America!!!!
Posted by: AOC at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (HBnz5)
comes from the medieval period. Prior to that dragons were depicted in
various and sundry ways. Powerful serpent beings are almost ubiquitous
in myth systems, from the Hydra to the Egyptian Apep to the Norse
Jormundgandr to the Aztec Quetzalcoatl and even the Voodoo loa
Damballah.
Posted by: Broseidon
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Wow! You should go on Jeopardy or something. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (SUd6i)
Any intentional bodily injury crime against a child should result in an automatic death penalty to be carried out immediately. ( reading about two separate stories on the Fox News site)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (oZ6kz)
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See Dad, I told you college wasn't a waste.
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:01 AM (sX1BW)
www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/prints/subject/1129/nabis
www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/prints/collection/p1608-007V2000
Posted by: vg at April 22, 2019 10:01 AM (Is3KU)
breaks out of my stifled uncurious , bio terms.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:01 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (oZ6kz)
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Do you happen to know of any good Western paintings of dragons? Paintings that I could pilfer for a book cover that are in the public domain?
My Google skills bring nothing but weird stuff that doesn't fit the modern concept of a dragon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:01 AM (ANN96)
Side. Boob.
Busy downloading Arya Stark sideboob from last night, boss!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
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She still looks like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:02 AM (ANN96)
Hadrian, during Lent, did you lurk and just not comment?
Posted by: m at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Scps5)
Yes, just lurked. Shouldn't have even read any content, but the flesh is weak, God forgive me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:02 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
She is not an attractive girl at all.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:02 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2019 10:02 AM (Y+IGD)
Posted by: m at April 22, 2019 10:02 AM (Scps5)
Posted by: davidt
With a half a tab of acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (fuK7c)
Hadrian, during Lent, did you lurk and just not comment?
Posted by: m at April 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Scps5)
Yes, just lurked. Shouldn't have even read any content, but the flesh is weak, God forgive me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:02 AM (BWL+E)
Thanks! Asking for me.
Posted by: m at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (Scps5)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 09:53 AM (r/xAU)
I want to party with you!
Posted by: blaster at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r)
His portraits are running the line for color for vanGogh for palette, and Wyeth or Dali for line. Quite lovely.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (j8uQ3)
i'm with you, as long as there is No question whodunnit, I think of that little girl years ago. a little child model?
was there ever closure in that one?
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (r/xAU)
Side. Boob.
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 22, 2019 09:54 AM
From the side boob I'm seeing, I'm guessing she's setup like a female dog.
Posted by: Male chauvinist at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (HBnz5)
Though, the arms hide the ears to, perhaps it isn't Mr. Gable.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 22, 2019 10:04 AM (WEBkv)
Side. Boob.
Busy downloading Arya Stark sideboob from last night, boss!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
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She still looks like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Facebook blew up because of her age.
Turns out she's 22.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2019 10:04 AM (DKgtk)
I wondered if my opinion of pre-school graduations would change once I had a kid, and...no they haven't. Still stupid and a waste of my time.
Call me when the kid gets a Ph.D. Graduation pre-school, middle school, high school, and undergrad college is nothing these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:04 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:04 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: LASue at April 22, 2019 10:04 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Male chauvinist
Arya Stark has 6 teats????
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r)
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I love the design of Smaug from The Hobbit movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
Oh, 'seidon, I was hoping to run into you. You've mentioned that trivia and Jeopardy people are a community.
What does the community think of this gamber who's ripping apart Jeopardy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (0OWcv)
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As it should be. Although, I do admit, I'd like a little more dick.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (vg8iE)
Earth Day propaganda everywhere today. Fuck Earth Day, the watermelons and all of the gullible simpletons who fall for the lies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 22, 2019 09:56 AM (OLCnA)
I'm still saving my pennies for a Ford Earthfucker.
http://tinyurl.com/2eryjml
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Male chauvinist at April 22, 2019 10:03 AM (HBnz5)
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Funny, in looking at the painting, I'm wondering why Perseus is saving a librarian from a dragon.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 22, 2019 10:06 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2019 10:06 AM (2cT39)
Facebook blew up because of her age.
Turns out she's 22.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 22, 2019 10:04 AM (DKgtk)
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Doesn't surprise me. She still looks as mannish as Marcy D'Arcy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:06 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:07 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:07 AM (j8uQ3)
Q: Where do you get dragon milk?
A: From a short-legged cow!
(...wait for it...)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Or a long uddered cow.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:08 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:08 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:07 AM (oZ6kz)
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This 'un?
https://tinyurl.com/yy97ffzg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:08 AM (ANN96)
They're still shooting her to look like a 13 year old boy but they fucked up the lighting in one scene last week and revealed that she is a stone cold babe.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:08 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 22, 2019 10:09 AM (0OWcv)
Hmmmm. I like the color of the water and the mountain. That's all I got.
Posted by: bluebell at April 22, 2019 10:09 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (fuK7c)"
Most of them hate him, though I actually know him from the trivia event I go to in Vegas. He used to go, but stopped coming in 2014. Lots of second and third hand gossip that he's being a prick in the Green Room.
He also had some existing heat in the community because he accused a couple well known players of cheating. Not on Jeopardy, but on the trivia website we were both members of.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:09 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:10 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:08 AM (r/xAU)
eggs in Dragonslayer and the young ate virgins
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:10 AM (r/xAU)
I love the drawing of Smaug in Tolkien's own hand that I saw on Friday.
Yup. Braggin'.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:10 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:11 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:12 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:12 AM (r/xAU)
and while we're on the topic, it is widely recognized now that the Unicorn is a distant memory of the European Ice Age Rhino. One very large horn in front, much longer and more prominent than in the African rhino. Go to the caves in France and you can see multiple paintings of unicorns from about 25,000 years ago, drawn by the people who saw them every day. We're the ones who got it wrong and turned it into a kind of horse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:12 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:12 AM (oZ6kz)
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That's most of what I've found. Or they look like some weird goblin man/lizard mix rather than the looming beast we all know.
Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:13 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:13 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2019 10:14 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:11 AM (r/xAU)
do not know does not Godzilla also lay eggs/
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2019 10:15 AM (kG5hP)
He wants to paint it orange ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2019 10:15 AM (QzCyC)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 22, 2019 10:15 AM (SkuXa)
He wants to paint it orange ?
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2019 10:15 AM (QzCyC)
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Black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (O+0DS)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (/tuJf)
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In a way, this is the story of MSNBC.
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:17 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 10:17 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Male chauvinist at April 22, 2019 10:17 AM (V/f/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (r/xAU)"
I know a lot of artists learn anatomy by visits to the abattoir. It's possible the artist has more experiences with seeing horse butts than human ones.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: HA at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon
Me too.
Posted by: Tyrannosaurus Rex at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (wNN8A)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2019 10:18 AM (MIKMs)
recognized now that the Unicorn is a distant memory of the European Ice
Age Rhino. One very large horn in front, much longer and more prominent
than in the African rhino. Go to the caves in France and you can see
multiple paintings of unicorns from about 25,000 years ago, drawn by the
people who saw them every day. We're the ones who got it wrong and
turned it into a kind of horse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:12 AM (Kpl3J)
Probably due to modern rhinos, there was some contact between the East and India with the near east and from there, Europe.
In scripture, the "unicorn" may well be the auroch.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 22, 2019 10:19 AM (TN7xY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 22, 2019 10:19 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:16 AM (r/xAU)
Hmmm... I need to spend more time studying it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 22, 2019 10:19 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:12 AM (r/xAU)
So that's what they're calling the chronic these days?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DaveD at April 22, 2019 10:20 AM (P5fqQ)
Posted by: Male chauvinist
Or,
thought "rent is past due"
Posted by: zombie alligator at April 22, 2019 10:20 AM (NeSSd)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:20 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:20 AM (2LelM)
Gotta save the fat nekkid chick from being disturbed while laying some cable.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2019 10:21 AM (O+0DS)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:21 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Someguy at April 22, 2019 10:21 AM (HUFx8)
http://tinyurl.com/2eryjml
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2019 10:05 AM (veoSD)
Shoot, I'm in East Texas. I looked at that picture and said "hell half the guys in town are driving that."
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:21 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 10:22 AM (gC2IV)
So, I see she's kneeling, not squatting. And that hairdo just seems so odd.
He does have a dinky; obscure, but it's there.
Nobody has mentioned Persee's dark brown-skinned head attached to this more pinkish-tan body? (What was that movie?)
Her face looks like a bad actress feigning distress. His looks incongruently bored. Feature not bug?
What is that floating wisp of purple just in front of Persee's belly? Artist dribbled whilst painting the mountains and said, oh, well, call it a feature?
And those are the high points.
mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/she-was-all-she-had-left
Posted by: mindful webworker - idiot at large at April 22, 2019 10:22 AM (5UfE7)
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So Candy Crowley's punk has something to say now?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:22 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:23 AM (r/xAU)
https://babylonbee.com/news/press-concerned-after-white-house-band-plays-imperial-march
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:19 AM (oZ6kz)
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Yeah, the image had come to mind, but you're right that it's way too human.
The book uses a very "traditional" dragon, though going weird with the cover is not completely out of bounds. Metaphors and such.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:23 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Tami at April 22, 2019 10:23 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (IXZGh)
225 TJM, since you're the resident movie buff I'm assuming you already know about William Blake's dragon paintings. But in those, even though the dragon is large, it looks a bit too human."
Well, you know why. His "Great Red Dragon" is a metaphorical being, a visual representation of his spiritual thoughts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: IC at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (z2QPc)
Viviparous they're born live on legs
But what of the mating
For dragon creating
Do dragon males still have to beg?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (IXZGh)
The booklet is a newspaper. I love it. Reminds me of the packaging for Ace in the Hole, but better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
Flightless - a limerick
In Australia, there's a bird, oversized
Who runs everywhere, never flies
Defiantly he stands
With his headstuck in the sand
Hoping that he's not ostracized
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (aBR7R)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Horus Heresy at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (DB16e)
The dragon ate their clothes while they were ummmmmm...swimming !
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2019 10:27 AM (QzCyC)
Posted by: IC at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (z2QPc)
Forget it, IC. It's Florida-town.
Posted by: josephistan at April 22, 2019 10:27 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2019 10:28 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
*********
Like humans, male dragons are tame
But the love-making isn't the same
If the male dragon whinged
He'd be sure to get singed
When the hot breathing turned into flames!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: ElKomandante at April 22, 2019 10:29 AM (kwM4p)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 22, 2019 10:29 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2019 10:29 AM (KOaTi)
Posted by: West at April 22, 2019 10:30 AM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: IC at April 22, 2019 10:24 AM (z2QPc)
They're filming the pilot for Naked and Afraid.
They're naked, she's afraid.
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 10:30 AM (IXZGh)
That one might actually be kind of perfect....
It's the woman below...It fits rather perfectly with the story.
I must ruminate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:30 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Steve Irwin at April 22, 2019 10:30 AM (Frf8q)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2019 10:31 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Polifact at April 22, 2019 10:31 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:31 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2019 10:32 AM (O+0DS)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:32 AM (m45I2)
I didn't find out why Valloton turned Andromeda into someone who looks like his disappointed naked mother, because I couldn't get past the Story of Perseus and Medusa, retold by Google Translator as Perseus and the Jellyfish.
I never knew that Perseus needed a magic mirror and the help of the gods to decapitate a jellyfish.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2019 10:32 AM (O+0DS)
Valtrex.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
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Don't you just need to piss on it?
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:33 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:33 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
Titos and Plan B required for every vegas trip
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 22, 2019 10:34 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2019 10:31 AM (MIKMs)"
Indeed, the more claws on the hands, the more important (or, as an emblem, they signify someone is of higher birth/higher status).
Imperial dragon icons, the shen lung, have five claws. Lesser ones like the tang lung and the zhou lung have 2 or 3.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (j8uQ3)
That painting is garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (zpDRV)
Funny that such a SJW-holy-day is getting commercialized.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (tVWQB)
Funny that such a SJW-holy-day is getting commercialized.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (tVWQB)
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Like selling shirts with Che Guevera on them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (ANN96)
That one might actually be kind of perfect....
It's the woman below...It fits rather perfectly with the story.
I must ruminate. "
Blake's interpretation of Revelations 12:1 -
many have assumed the woman is Mary, but the text is more vague than that. "The woman clothed with the sun"
not to be confused with the whore of Babylon, who lost the last election here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)
https://strategypage.com/military_photos/military_photos_20190415111954.aspx
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (JFO2v)
Very cool. I've never seen a F-86 in flight, the Air Force Heritage Flight never seems to fly them at the air shows that I attend.
Posted by: josephistan at April 22, 2019 10:38 AM (7HtZB)
According to that first link, the commune was trying to achieve "beauty beyond visible reality". Well, this depiction of visible reality evidently sucked, so I can see that.......
Posted by: GWB at April 22, 2019 10:38 AM (7kVu3)
Who runs everywhere, never flies
Defiantly he stands
With his headstuck in the sand
Hoping that he's not ostracized
Posted by: Muldoon
Geographically invalid.
Australia has emus, Africa has ostriches.
Posted by: the Emus of Oz at April 22, 2019 10:38 AM (wNN8A)
In Brooklyn, they celebrate Oith Day
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2019 10:39 AM (QzCyC)
Funny that such a SJW-holy-day is getting commercialized.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (tVWQB)
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Like selling shirts with Che Guevera on them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (ANN96)
Heh!
One is from an internet cigar store - shorthand is that if you want to celebrate Earth Day, set some leaves on fire.
Got an email from Maker's Mark saying yeah, they are responsible...so shorthand there is get drunk. Ideally while setting leaves on fire.
And seriously, my local Dominos Pizza sent me a special. So I guess I can drive there for carryout. Hopefully before I get drunk and set those leaves on fire.
This is funny.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 10:39 AM (tVWQB)
many have assumed the woman is Mary, but the text is more vague than that. "The woman clothed with the sun"
not to be confused with the whore of Babylon, who lost the last election here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)
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In the story, a woman lights fires to attract a dragon in the cool nights. She and her recently returned husband end up following the beast across the country as some sort of religious ceremony replacement to fill the hole in their empty lives.
I think I may use this painting...it's kind of perfect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:39 AM (ANN96)
Funny thought:
Recall that Al "The Groper" Franken was seriously considered running for president in 2020 right up until he was ousted by metoo.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 22, 2019 10:39 AM (zpDRV)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:35 AM (j8uQ3)
If he would have left the man and the croc out as well, it would be almost perfect.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 22, 2019 10:40 AM (O+0DS)
Heh!
One is from an internet cigar store - shorthand is that if you want to celebrate Earth Day, set some leaves on fire.
Got an email from Maker's Mark saying yeah, they are responsible...so shorthand there is get drunk. Ideally while setting leaves on fire.
And seriously, my local Dominos Pizza sent me a special. So I guess I can drive there for carryout. Hopefully before I get drunk and set those leaves on fire.
This is funny.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 10:39 AM (tVWQB)
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Capitalism wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:40 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:40 AM (j8uQ3)
I see a giant nose/knuckle/pubic hair on the painting below Clark Gable's chest. Is that from when the thing was scanned or is it part of the painting?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 22, 2019 10:40 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 10:40 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2019 10:41 AM (ykq7q)
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The first and last Dem to be ousted for metoo. Still waiting for the first Dem to be ousted for blackface.
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 10:42 AM (gC2IV)
She should try pilates.
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 10:25 AM (IXZGh)
Is he busy stabbing a reptile to death, too?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 10:42 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:36 AM (ANN96)
I saw an editorial cartoon yesterday with Che wearing a Bernie t-shirt.
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The 'dragon' sure looks a lot like an alligator.
What a croc.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 22, 2019 10:43 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:43 AM (zRiIZ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/328431/#respond
Betcha there are quite a few more.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 22, 2019 10:44 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Tuna at April 22, 2019 10:44 AM (PqI2V)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 22, 2019 10:44 AM (PFy0L)
In Brooklyn, they celebrate Oith Day
Posted by: JT at April 22, 2019 10:39 AM (QzCyC)
In Boston, it's Ath Dey Yaffaig
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 10:45 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: batterup at April 22, 2019 10:45 AM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 10:42 AM (gC2IV)
If bourbon is a drug...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 22, 2019 10:45 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:45 AM (BWL+E)
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 10:42 AM (AURKQ)
It seems so, yes. They're on an island, he's providing food.
TOXIC MASCULINITY. That painting should be banned.
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 10:46 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:46 AM (90T4r)
Australia has emus, Africa has ostriches.
*****
Meh. I shrug off this petulant criticism, pleading poetic license. Or perhaps doggerel license.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 22, 2019 10:28 AM (0O7c5)
That's harsh.
Accurate, but harsh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Calls for Making Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 22, 2019 10:46 AM (hLRSq)
are there monkeys?
No - it's a good painting
Posted by: batterup at April 22, 2019 10:45 AM (U2JQS)
and that's how you get naked man on an ottoman.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 22, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)
She wants to forgive the first $50,000 for all student loans for 42 million people at a cost of over $650 Billion.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 22, 2019 10:47 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (1rEgY)
This will be on the test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:45 AM (BWL+E)
Extra credit for hit die (13d10+39).
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (90T4r)
Headline from WaPo: Death Count Jumps to 290; Local Militant Group Blamed
Orwell himself would stand in awe.
P.S.: Next person to actually say "militant" to me gets hit with a folding chair, WWE style.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (zRiIZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (M/aLi)
She wants to forgive the first $50,000 for all student loans for 42 million people at a cost of over $650 Billion.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 22, 2019 10:47 AM (JUOKG)
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It will pass the day after Dolley and I pay off ours completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: josephistan at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (1rEgY)
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Water of life.
Come on people. You should know the origins of the word whisky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (BCg2A)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
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hey.... I actually paid mine off. Can I get the forgiveness retroactively????
Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (zRiIZ)
But you have to yell "Wooo!" like you're Ric Flair, and you're the first person to ever even consider hitting a mook with temporary furniture.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 10:49 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (BWL+E)
Headline from WaPo: Death Count Jumps to 290; Local Militant Group Blamed
Orwell himself would stand in awe.
P.S.: Next person to actually say "militant" to me gets hit with a folding chair, WWE style.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:48 AM (zRiIZ)
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Ramadan worshipers?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (gC2IV)
She is throwing everything against the walls.
It ain't gonna work.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (zRiIZ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That's one ugly painting. And the woman! When Mrs D looks at me that way, I want to go out and stab something too.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:46 AM (90T4r)
Oh we can't have nice things
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Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: the Emus of Oz at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (wNN8A)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 10:51 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (90T4r)
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Francis will solidify his foothold of power in Poland through the new Knights Templar. Then the Church will sweep across pagan Europe, claiming souls for Mother Church.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:51 AM (ANN96)
"Quick chunky woman, distract the dragon by taking a dump!"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2019 10:51 AM (xfb67)
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I believe Bernie would pay it all off, so what is she offering?
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:51 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r)
Not just anyone can be used for Molly Hatchet album covers, you know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:52 AM (zRiIZ)
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Not for long. Maybe the guy will make some clothes out of it, so they can stop being so naked.
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I believe Bernie would pay it all off, so what is she offering?
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She will show you some leg.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:53 AM (2LelM)
******
I'm going to borrow this from JJ-
Are you kidding me? I get up at the crack of fucking dawn to do this, I'm dealing with a raging gout attack and lack of sleep
And you're comparing me to Kevin Williamson for making a mistake in how I inaccurately composed one lousy line in a limerick?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 22, 2019 10:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 10:53 AM (O2RFr)
I'm thinking this could be the start of a grand new genre of "literature."
Posted by: mindful webworker - translations by Goonboggle at April 22, 2019 10:53 AM (5UfE7)
Maybe the guy will make some clothes out of it, so they can stop being so naked.
Naked guy except for cowboy boots? Yecch!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:54 AM (BWL+E)
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Not for long. Maybe the guy will make some clothes out of it, so they can stop being so naked.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 10:52 AM (t+qrx)
LOL
Yes, these are people who need clothes; if not for their sake, then for ours.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 10:54 AM (bcbK8)
"Quick chunky woman, distract the dragon by taking a dump!"
The Streets of San Francisco*
(*--NOT a Quinn Martin production)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 10:54 AM (zRiIZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:50 AM (90T4r)
You want the church militant.
You'll settle for the church kinda peeved.
You'll get the church cringing.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 10:54 AM (bcbK
The only people you ever see on a nude beach.
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 10:54 AM (BWL+E)
I see you've not been to Times Square.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: red speck at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 10:54 AM (bcbK
The only people you ever see on a nude beach.
Posted by: BignJames at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (ykq7q)
Can confirm.
Mostly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
Are you kidding me? I get up at the crack of fucking dawn to do this, I'm dealing with a raging gout attack and lack of sleep
And you're comparing me to Kevin Williamson for making a mistake in how I inaccurately composed one lousy line in a limerick?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019
*****
Given this painting shouldn't that be..."get up at the butt crack of fucking dawn..."
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
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Horowitz delivers his report next month. Then all sorts of things are in play. Right now CNN doesn't have a Horowitz leaker so they have no idea what to do - so obstruction.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 10:57 AM (2LelM)
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Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (0tfLf)
She doesn't look like a "Dawn".
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 10:58 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 22, 2019 10:58 AM (BCg2A)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2019 10:56 AM (0tfLf)
She doesn't look like a "Dawn".
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 10:58 AM (t+qrx)
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There might be a resemblance to the dawn of the planet of the apes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 10:58 AM (ANN96)
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****
see me @280
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 10:55 AM (m45I2)
*****
Oh hey!
That's really nice of you!
I admit to sleeping in a bit today.
**pours a cup and raises it in salute**
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (elsTe)
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Obstruction of justice isn't nearly the heinous crime that the Dems think it is.
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (sX1BW)
They promise to get free sodas and an extra 30 minutes for lunch for everyone.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (xfb67)
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Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (90T4r)
Wash it all down with lots of beer.
Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2019 11:00 AM (fG1QA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 22, 2019 11:00 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)
*Adds 'year of the jellyfish' to search to-do*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8)
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Thomas Jefferson was also a hair sniffer.
Posted by: SH at April 22, 2019 11:00 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (O2RFr)
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Cause he's popular with black people and wants to solidify that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (1rEgY)
Posted by: It's me donna
He wants the blessing of Gov Coonman and the dem mayor that issued the parade permit to the tiki-nais.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (NeSSd)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (1rEgY)
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The rest are corporations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 10:59 AM (O2RFr)
Because TRUMP IS RACIST, you know.
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 11:02 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 11:02 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 22, 2019 11:02 AM (GEhPL)
Because TRUMP IS RACIST, you know.
I knew why..Like someone said is Gov. black face and serial rapist LT. Gov. gonna be there?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 11:02 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:02 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 11:03 AM (IXZGh)
Remember ACME as the brand to trust with your little friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2019 11:03 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 22, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)
Oooh, I remember that one. Terrible movie. Eventually I just turned off the sound and watched her writhe semi-nude. Priorities.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at April 22, 2019 11:03 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 11:03 AM (IXZGh)
If you shart while wearing a diaper, is it a real shart?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (bim/x)
Firing the dillhole FBI Director is not obstruction. Tell me when they find evidence that Trump bleach-bitted anything, anything at all and I'll let them talk about obstruction.
They know they have nothing heading into next year and this is the straw to which they cling. What are they going to do, attack him on the economy? There is not one sincere belief among the Dems that impeachment is viable. They just want to keep talking about for 18 more months.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (zRiIZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (IXZGh)
TRUMP IS RACIST is an anagram for MR. CAR IS TITS-UP.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (t+qrx)
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It has its own toll both.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sponge at April 22, 2019 11:01 AM (IXZGh)
TRUMP IS RACIST is an anagram for MR. CAR IS TITS-UP.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 22, 2019 11:04 AM (t+qrx)
Leave Beto outta this.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (AURKQ)
Whoa....
Why is Chairman Mao shitting on the beach while some dude missing his dick stabs an alligator???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK8)
The ironic thing about earth day is that tree huggers have about as much actual knowledge about ecosystems as animal rights fanatics have about animals. On the practical level, approximately zero.
Favorite Earth Day entertainment... Welcome to the Jungle:
I was going to link to, maybe even watch, the Pinky and the Brain episode where idiot animal rights activists, thinking the lab mice are monkeys, "liberate" the pair into deep jungle. Spoiler: Brain is completely helpless and they only survive because of Pinky. But YouTube wants $1.99 just to watch it. Siriusly? (I'll just dig out the DVD later; you're on your own.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - are you thinking what I'm thinking? at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (5UfE7)
The rest are corporations
This denial of my humanity is a violation of my basic rights.
You'll be hearing from my legal department!
Posted by: Blue Hen Inc. at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (NeSSd)
Whoa....
Why is Chairman Mao shitting on the beach while some dude missing his dick stabs an alligator???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
See, it's not just me wondering that!
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Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 11:02 AM (O2RFr)
I'm sure it will be one big black face, circle grope lovefest.
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Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (8XRCm)
It has its own toll both.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (2LelM)
I have hated that stupid tollbooth on I-95 for time immemorial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (1rEgY)
the magical properties of dragon guano are a plot point in Sabrina Chase's "Dragonhunters", sequel to her "The Last Mage Guardian".
highly recommended. the lady can write.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: RBG at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (MAstk)
Including the "media."
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (2LelM)
Somebody needs to go back and get a sh*tload of dimes!
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Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (2LelM)
I have hated that stupid tollbooth on I-95 for time immemorial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (BWL+E)
Did you forget to bring your shitload of dimes?
Posted by: Mr. Taggart at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (q1Pj5)
I have hated that stupid tollbooth on I-95 for time immemorial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (BWL+E)
And yet, it persists.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (90T4r)
423
It has its own toll both.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (2LelM)
I have hated that stupid tollbooth on I-95 for time immemorial.
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Your not alone. Do you remember the Petersburg turnpike in VA?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)
Why is Chairman Mao shitting on the beach while some dude missing his dick stabs an alligator???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 22, 2019 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
See, it's not just me wondering that!
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*****
Well...Chairman Mao Se Dung.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 22, 2019 11:08 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (BWL+E)
And yet, it persists.
Posted by: tubal
$4 for 18 miles of I-95.
Posted by: Blue Hen Inc. at April 22, 2019 11:08 AM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (2LelM)
We've been over this. Stay out of Automotive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 11:08 AM (zRiIZ)
You'll be hearing from my legal department!
Posted by: Blue Hen Inc. at April 22, 2019 11:06 AM (NeSSd)
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Here, hold my
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This is a very pleasant Colombian roast.
It's going very well with a slice of shortcake Mrs D made yesterday.
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Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 22, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)
I remember when it was 3 lanes.
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Posted by: simplemind at April 22, 2019 11:12 AM (M6Olk)
everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (r/xAU)
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Willow, this is an iron law of AoS: It doesn't matter who the chick is. Archaeologists could discover a photograph of Helen of Troy... at least one, and probably several of us will chime in: "Well, I guess she's pretty good. If you're a dog person."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2019 11:12 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Wenda (sic)
******
No wqrries. All in good fun!
And I don't really get up at the crack of dawn. And I don't have gout.
JJ Sefton, on the other hand, he's having a rough day.
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What's the story in Iran today, NGU?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)
425 268 DRAGON POOP
the magical properties of dragon guano are a plot point in Sabrina Chase's "Dragonhunters", sequel to her "The Last Mage Guardian".
highly recommended. the lady can write.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (sGtp+)
Ugh. Why'd you have to mention guano. Last week we had one of our cellular telephone customers send in a tower-mounted amplifier in for repair, and the damned thing was encrusted in fucking guano. Handfuls of the shit, probably about 10 pounds or more, and no, I'm not exaggerating. It's so clogged that you can't see the heat sink (which has 4 inch deep fins), which is why the amp overheated.
No dood, we ain't touching it. It's going into a trash bag and being sent back as hazardous. Ugh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2019 11:14 AM (veoSD)
No wqrries. All in good fun!
And I don't really get up at the crack of dawn. And I don't have gout.
JJ Sefton, on the other hand, he's having a rough day.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 22, 2019 11:12 AM (m45I2)
I offered the perfect gout diet, upthread. I am like that. A giver.
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2019 11:13 AM (bim/x)
Don't tease me
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everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
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What you said
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....
Enemies foreign and domestic.
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Posted by: irright at April 22, 2019 11:12 AM (RVcmP)
Do NOT look at her watch if she asks you to...
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everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (r/xAU)
What you said
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 11:14 AM (O2RFr)
Go for it. Caveat. The Internet, she is forever.
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)
PDT withdrew all waivers on the purchase of Iranian Oil. If you buy oil from Iran, America will sanction you
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everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (r/xAU)
What you said
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2019 11:14 AM (O2RFr)
I'm not a fat or a girl, if that's what you're hinting at...
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 22, 2019 11:12 AM (AzW6q)
Indeed this is the genesis of the sharp elbows thing.
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Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 22, 2019 11:17 AM (WCfRV)
look guys she has big breasts , that usually comes with a little fluffy
stuff, not every chick is 14 lbs of boobs and 80 of other body weight.
everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (r/xAU)
*
*
. . .
Willow, around here you're right. On Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, maybe the 14/80 combo will surface, but not in Da Deep South.
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 22, 2019 11:16 AM (bim/x)
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HAHAHAHA. Remember when the Iranians immediately violated our phony agreement, and several countries placed deals with Iran on hold, so Obama wrote that letter to Russia, China and Europe assuring them that sanctions would not be enforced and they could feel free to proceed apace without worries of American interference?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
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Don't you guys do that every day in Philly?
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And yet, it persists.
Posted by: tubal at April 22, 2019 11:07 AM (90T4r)
Meanwhile, the Pennsylvania Turnpike is going broke despite raising tolls every year.
I always thought the toll booths were supposed to go away when the bonds were paid off. Silly me. If you need proof of an Eternal Being, turnpike bonds are it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 22, 2019 11:18 AM (BWL+E)
Dumbshits and their money are soon parted.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2019 11:16 AM (zRiIZ)
I'm in.....this could be as big as counterfeit "pet rocks".
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Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 22, 2019 11:19 AM (NWiLs)
Hah!
Willow suggested the painting was metaphor for JJ & e. this A.M. I just caught a bit of that. I thought, do we need to see Persee's feet better, to see if he suffers from gout?
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's a meta for? at April 22, 2019 11:19 AM (5UfE7)
everytime you guys do this I want you to break out a selfie.
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2019 10:00 AM (r/xAU)
Certainly you're not saying if we pass the selfie test we get free reign to criticize. That said, losing the hair bun would bump her up 2 or 3 points .
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Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)