Leftwing Partisan Propaganda Media: "Collusion? Never Heard of It."

Chuck Ross sums up the CNN/MSNBC/NYT/WP/MSM message of the day: "COLLUSION IS A MEANINGLESS TERM BUT ALSO THERE WAS COLLUSION"

Let's take a look:

Not a single headline from the Washington Post lets readers know the Russia collusion hoax they peddled relentlessly for years was false. Every headline is negative and the most important facts are hidden from readers in favor of this collection of straight up propaganda. https://t.co/yKB30wyhpA
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) April 19, 2019

6 headlines, none mentioning the most important finding: No collusion. https://t.co/y3s2MikD2I
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) April 19, 2019

So the Washington Post avoids alerting its zombie readers from the fact that collusion has now been completely disproven.

How does the WP's co-Pulitzer-winner, the NYT, do by comparison?

Same thing!

They say there are "no charges for conspiracy" -- but do not mention collusion, and deliberately deceive readers with that "no charges" line, suggesting that there might have been evidence for conspiracy with Russia, and yet no charges were brought.

In fact, the report says there is "no evidence" -- no evidence of any coordination, conspiracy, or collusion -- of any American person or entity with Russia.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:07 PM

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1 We knew this was gonna happen

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

2 Delusional.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 06:09 PM (AjVAj)

3 There is no evidence that Waraiotoko got first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:09 PM (Ct55T)

4 What disruption you cunts?

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AjVAj)

5 Wapo bad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 06:10 PM (NMAzL)

6 There is, however, evidence that Waraiotoko just made rice and beans with some cheap beef short ribs and it came out fantastic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:10 PM (Ct55T)

7 Damn. i felt it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you have a conspiracy? Bring tequila...come talk to me. at April 19, 2019 06:10 PM (0rsWa)

8 No evidence they are journalists.

Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 06:12 PM (6jUej)

9 I'm more angry at the part 2 of this hit piece. It makes the President look guilty of obstruction even though there was absolutely no evidence of it. It's just full of embarrassing quotes and interviews with people around trump. I wonder how many were taken out of context?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

10 So sick of these lying crybaby motherfuckers.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 06:13 PM (AjVAj)

11 This is America! Who needs evidence!?

Posted by: NY Times at April 19, 2019 06:13 PM (0rsWa)

12 It's almost like they colluded in their coverage.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 06:13 PM (0tfLf)

13 "Mr. Barr did not *not* comment when contacted, but due to decency standards, the Post is unfortunately unable to print what was said."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:14 PM (Ct55T)

14 Collusion is in the room right now!!!
*looks around wildly*

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 06:14 PM (dm05u)

15 12 It's almost like they colluded in their coverage.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 06:13 PM (0tfLf)

What's the Russian word for dezinformatsiya?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:15 PM (Ct55T)

16 But they will start Obstruction ! from that non collusion story they don't want to remember.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:15 PM (BbGew)

17 i'm done with this shit. fuck mueller, fuck his report, and fuck the whining democrats and their propaganda arm. two fucking years of this bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

18 At least they didn't mention that Trump punched a baby in the dick. Because that totally happened. In Russia. A Russian baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2019 06:15 PM (0rsWa)

19 Those Posties know who butters their bread.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 19, 2019 06:16 PM (XAYDB)

20 No wonder newspapers are dead or dying, except the couple that are playthings for the super rich globalists.

Die already, no one needs their line of BS.

They are obsolete.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2019 06:16 PM (Z+IKu)

21 Gaslighting, pure and simple.

Posted by: Don Q at April 19, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

22 OK, so we got a couple of "facts" wrong. Big deal. What matters is morality.

Posted by: AOC at April 19, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)

23 cnn: the only one using the word "collusion" is trump. and all of our reporting was brilliant.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 19, 2019 06:16 PM (Pg+x7)

24 We all get to look froward to Mueller testifying... I'm sure he'll be full of innuendos just like his hit piece report.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 06:17 PM (O2RFr)

25 What's the Russian word for dezinformatsiya?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Wait!! I know this one!

Dammit!

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (NLLmE)

26 The discrediting of the American media continues apace. There's a reason I no longer check anything but the entertainment and local sections of the Washington Post online (and only read them using Pocket): everything else is relentlessly negative against Trump. The political agenda is overt and sickening.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (b6kHD)

27 Come on, we all knew this was going to happen. We have all know for years that meuller would take a political dump on Trump with his final "report" and make it look as bad as he could.

The democrats in the House are not going to hold an impeachment vote, they are just going to bluster and sound bite that dead horse from now until October 2020. And it's going to hurt them because even the latest cnn poll has a majority of people saying it's time to move on.

It's all they have and it's not going to be enough. As long as the economy stays on track, Trump is a lock for 2020.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (JUOKG)

28 Collusion, Colson, colloidal...

All the same, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (6qErC)

29

Bloomberg "News" yesterday had a cyron that read - "Mueller Finds 10 Instances of Collusion." After a while it was changed to 10 Instances of Possible Obstruction. I wonder if their lawyers were burning up the phone line on that one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (OZEMo)

30 Warai-otoko Fails to Share Dinner
Morons hardest hit but Valu-Rite stocks likely to rise.

Posted by: the new york times at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (Dh1wo)

31 Killing them would be too easy, I suppose...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (FTPVM)

32 is it happy hour yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

33 I still need some more explanation on how the Mueller report seems to say that the DNC was "hacked" by "Russians" or IRA and that that info was then given to wikileaks. How did they establish how the info was gotten from the DNC server?

Also "The Russians interfered in the election" that everyone "agrees" with as if we have some event where that happened. How? By getting emails and giving them to wikileaks, if that happened? By buying ads?

I still don't know these two really basic things.

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (nRWPy)

34 Does anyone remember that super-cut video of talking holes on the news channels saying "Trump, Russia, Possible collusion" to a funky little house beat? It was like five minutes long. With no repeat clips.

But yeah.

No one ever said "collusion".

A veritable Oregon Trail of Covered Jackwagons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (Ct55T)

35

Cobstruction!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)

36 is it happy hour yet?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

37 They did not accept the results of a straight up Presidential election. I did not expect them to shrug and move on after the Mewler report. They are living in their own reality.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (Vu4cn)

38 What's the Russian word for dezinformatsiya? "

Bofa deez?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (6qErC)

39 And hard left Noam Chomsky is criticizing the Dems and media for Russiagate. Says they've handed Trump a gift that will probably get him re-elected.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (hjaPQ)

40 I would give my right arm, left nut, and autographed Jethro Tull CD for a recording of their staff meeting that put together that front page.

Posted by: RKae at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (vP0jg)

41 Trump needs to schedule a dozen rallies.

Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (6jUej)

42 The discrediting of the American media continues apace. There's a reason I no longer check anything but the entertainment and local sections of the Washington Post online (and only read them using Pocket): everything else is relentlessly negative against Trump. The political agenda is overt and sickening.

The media continues to brutally murder their credibility.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aCNZ6)

43 They are speaking colloquially.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

44 Pig: Oink.

MSM: Let's teach this pig to talk!

A year passes...

Pig: You are a bunch of sociopaths.

MSM: WHO'S UP FOR SOME BACON!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2019 06:20 PM (uAgHA)

45 some people did some things

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)

46 No wonder Mittens has taken such an absurd stance. He probably read this very newspaper this morning while eating his Wheaties and drinking his Postum.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:21 PM (aWjrD)

47 I still don't know these two really basic things"

Shhh. That's not important, don't you know?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2019 06:21 PM (6qErC)

48 30 Warai-otoko Fails to Share Dinner
Morons hardest hit but Valu-Rite stocks likely to rise.
Posted by: the new york times at April 19, 2019 06:18 PM (Dh1wo)

I tried.

USB port got jammed up.

Bear with me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:21 PM (Ct55T)

49 I saw Jackwagon open for The Fuktards at the Warfield in '82.

Posted by: monkey at April 19, 2019 06:21 PM (FTPVM)

50 Patience fellow patriots.
It's coming.
Thinking maybe PDT was giving Rush the heads up today.
Sarah and Hannity are kept in the loop too.

Tick - Tock.

And is Rosenstein the next to go?

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2019 06:21 PM (uWcN8)

51 Happy hour? Had to take a medication so going to wait a hour more.
But don't let me stop you.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (BbGew)

52 OK, so we got a couple of "facts" wrong. Big deal. What matters is morality.

Posted by: AOC at April 19, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)

Yer right! Show us your moral tits.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (Y8PSl)

53 It was colloquial collusion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

54 46 No wonder Mittens has taken such an absurd stance. He probably read this very newspaper this morning while eating his Wheaties and drinking his Postum.

I think Trump needs to have a one on one with Mittens... I bet he wouldn't be so "brave" then

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

55 Fuck all these lying bastards with a flaming, barbed-wire-wrapped pineapple. Sideways.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

56 Every day I get upset that the msm media acts like what it is: The propaganda arm of the DNC.

I have to stop hoping for better.

They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change.
They are not going to change. . .

Posted by: girldog at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (SJiiM)

57 USB port got jammed up.

Bear with me"

Bear? You're gonna need a bigger usb.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (6qErC)

58 Bare with me.

Amirite, ladies?

Posted by: Joey B. at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (NLLmE)

59 We have always been at war with Eastasia.

There is no crisis at the border.

Posted by: WaPo at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (XAYDB)

60 Barr set the stage yesterday and let everyone know how it's going to be. What I saw was one very pissed off man at what's been done to the DOJ he knew. It's coming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (gC2IV)

61 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

62 Mueller Details Russian Interference

LOL. Mueller claimed that. He detailed nothing.

Trump's Attempts to Disrupt Probe

Lefties hate it when they are disrupted while being probed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (mTGg+)

63 /Jeff Bezos blog sock

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (XAYDB)

64 How come the Republicans hate their base, while the Democrats are entirely controlled by their lunatic fringe?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (aCNZ6)

65 Every day I get upset that the msm media acts like what it is: The propaganda arm of the DNC.

The Democrats are the political wing of the media, and the billionaires that own it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

66 I keep telling idiots on twitter that everything Trump is accused of doing regarding obstruction must consider the fact that Trump knew there was no collusion, or whatever they're calling it now.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (4e+hS)

67
I think Trump needs to have a one on one with Mittens... I bet he wouldn't be so "brave" then

Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

+++
He needs a "talking" to.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (aWjrD)

68 I love the sidebar story about Charlize Theron raising her boy as a girl.

Just three days ago she declared in an interview that she was "shockingly single".

Huh. No shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (Y3hKx)

69 61 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

----------

I, for one, am ready for Mitt's mortality.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

70 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

Mittens is a shit-eater.

That's all I have say.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (mTGg+)

71 There's a term for probe disruption.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (NLLmE)

72 Innocence is now excuse.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian Stetler and the gang at CNN at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

73 Lefties hate it when they are disrupted while being probed.
===
Probus interruptus.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (hjaPQ)

74 Tonite's margaritas are premixed but fortified with Vida 100 percent agave mezcal.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (+fPHo)

75 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

That would be morality numbnuts.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (aCNZ6)

76 We need 4, no, make that 5 sacrificial goats, stat!

Posted by: DNC Brain Bug at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (FTPVM)

77 The Democrats are the political wing of the media, and the billionaires that own it.

This guy gets it.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

78 Another one bites the dust. Count is 3 now...

@ABC7Chicago

BREAKING: The Cook County State's Attorney's Office confirmed Friday Director of External Affairs, Kiera Ellis, is no longer with the office

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (cF8AT)

79 The media continues to brutally murder their credibility.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aCNZ6)

But they aren't using a scary black rifle, so it's all good!

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (Y8PSl)

80
NY Times Headline on Page One today:

"MUELLER REPORT LAYS OUT RUSSIAN CONTACTS AND TRUMP'S FRANTIC EFFORTS TO FOIL INQUIRY"

Nothing about being cleared, exonerated or that there was no there there.

That's a new low, and I thought they could not get any lower.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

81 64
How come the Republicans hate their base, while the Democrats are entirely controlled by their lunatic fringe?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (aCNZ6)

+++Incredible question. I have no idea. It really is insane.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (aWjrD)

82 64 How come the Republicans hate their base, while the Democrats are entirely controlled by their lunatic fringe?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:24 PM (aCNZ6)

The so-called "Republican" base does not like to tolerate graft and duplicity.

The Democrat base thinks those are two of the seven cardinal virtues. They simply refer to them as "Sharing" and "Speaking Truth To Power" instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Ct55T)

83 NYT: There is no evidence the Nazis are killing Jews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

84 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

That would be morality numbnuts.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (aCNZ6)

Forget it. You're rolling.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (mTGg+)

85 There is no evidence the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

86 61 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

Only if Mitt dies first.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (ujg0T)

87 @9
It's all hearsay.

Remember it's a prosecutors document so it's all going to be one sided.

Just think about it, they arrayed the worlds most powerful LE/IC apparatus at the President, stretched and bent the rules, lied, strong armed, destroyed lives, ruined careers, bankrupted people and on and on a, for three years and all they ended up proving is Trump is the cleanest, most above board billionaire that ever strutted into the political sphere.

The worst you can say is that Trump likes to bang hot adult women.

Which is why cucks like Romney and the Bush's and the Golbergs and French's of the world hate him.

Trump bangs the prom queen and they bang old hags.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (KMujq)

88 83 NYT: There is no evidence the Nazis are killing Jews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

"... but if there was, well, it's understandable."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

89 Can anyone actually believe Romney's opposition to Trump is based on mortality?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aCNZ6)

That would be morality numbnuts.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (aCNZ6)

Forget it. You're rolling.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (mTGg+)

I'm trying to see if I can have a flame war with myself.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (aCNZ6)

90 74 Tonite's margaritas are premixed but fortified with Vida 100 percent agave mezcal.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 19, 2019 06:25 PM (+fPHo)

It's not about quantity or quality...

it's about efficiency.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (Ct55T)

91 $&$@(! autocucumber!

Innocence is no excuse!

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian Stetler and the gang at CNN at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

92
Forget it. You're rolling.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (mTGg+)

85 There is no evidence the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ujg0T)

93 NY Times Headline on Page One today:

"MUELLER REPORT LAYS OUT RUSSIAN CONTACTS AND TRUMP'S FRANTIC EFFORTS TO FOIL INQUIRY"

Nothing about being cleared, exonerated or that there was no there there.

That's a new low, and I thought they could not get any lower.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

Yup, the MFM entirely started to spin the whole report as the worst thing ever for Trump completely ignoring what it actually said

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (VBolV)

94
Insom, you have mail.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (HaL55)

95 When AOC is washed up as a Dem congresscritter, the WaPo will probably offer her a sweet job as a journOlist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

96 There are a very vocal group of Democrats who are screaming collusion and obstruction as well as wanting AG Barry's head on a pike or something.
So it's not just the Leftist propaganda ministry who has gone bonkers.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

97 85; Jane, I thought the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor. With their Fokkers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (KP5rU)

98 Mollie! It's my other favorite Hemingway!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (xptlg)

99 Romney is clearly trying to stake out the sizeable douchebag contingent of the Republican Party in an attempt at garnering clout.

Message to Mitt: You lack gravitas and come off as a closet queer.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (FTPVM)

100 I'm trying to see if I can have a flame war with myself.

-
And then the make up sex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

101 Rosie is already slated to leave. His successor is named and on the nomination track.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (QDnY+)

102 97 85; Jane, I thought the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor. With their Fokkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (KP5rU)

"Maybe so, but these Fokkers were flying Messerschmidts!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (Ct55T)

103 Jane - don't you think it will be a straight job to CNN?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (BbGew)

104 Trump bangs the prom queen and they bang old hags.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (KMujq)

--I thought it was Homecoming Queen?

Feh, what do I know, never been to either.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (XAYDB)

105 And then the make up sex.

ha

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (NLLmE)

106 I'm trying to see if I can have a flame war with myself.

-
And then the make up sex.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

There's that too.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:30 PM (aCNZ6)

107 WaPo, "Some people say it may have been the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor. Most witnesses, however, are unable to comment."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

108 Listening to Lionel Richey & Tim McGraw do Sail On - I'm thinking Richey is really hamming up the Southern accent. ->slap

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (wXw18)

109 96 Barr not Barry stupid autocucumber

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (BbGew)

110 97
85; Jane, I thought the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor. With their Fokkers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (KP5rU)

+++Did somebody really say this or is it from a movie?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (aWjrD)

111 Warai-otoko admits working for Putin. Outright states, "Bear with me."

Posted by: the new york times at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Dh1wo)

112 Their argument for obstruction is that he ordered McGann to fire Mewler. McGann wouldn't do it, and the matter died there. This is his attempted obstruction.

Using this logic, if I told my accountant I wanted to pay less in taxes, and he told me he couldn't do it, I'm guilty of income tax evasion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Vu4cn)

113 102; Good thing they left the Junkers home, I guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (KP5rU)

114 What justice was obstructed? Obstruction of hoax is more accurate.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (6/uwW)

115 87 ... Just
think about it, they arrayed the worlds most powerful LE/IC apparatus
at the President, stretched and bent the rules, lied, strong armed,
destroyed lives, ruined careers, bankrupted people and on and on a, for
three years and all they ended up proving is Trump is the cleanest, most
above board billionaire that ever strutted into the political sphere.

The worst you can say is that Trump likes to bang hot adult women....

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (KMujq)
And he fights. That's what's truly unforgivable to the left. How dare anyone not immediately accept their word on every topic in the world?!

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (b6kHD)

116 It does not matter what the report says. The True Believers are all convinced that Trump is a Russian agent and has been since the 1980s and he and Putin colluded to do, um, something to beat Hillary AND AND AND his being upset about all this is proof positive that he's guilty!

REEEEE

REEEEE

REEEE

Actual question, does anyone know of anything similar that the Right's ever done?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (GbPPJ)

117 +++Did somebody really say this or is it from a movie?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (aWjrD)

--Your 'ette card is forfeit.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (XAYDB)

118 94
Insom, you have mail.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (HaL55)

Got it. Thanks!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

119 Watching Picnic at Hanging Rock so almost forgot our Rich Zeoli 1210am is in for Mark Levin

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

120 WTF did Mitt say now? He needs to STFU and vote properly. Nothing else is expected or wanted from him.

This is a scope of work perfectly fitted to his talents and character.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

121 113 102; Good thing they left the Junkers home, I guess.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (KP5rU)

What kind of Krupp is that?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ujg0T)

122 Those Fokkers can only do so much damage.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (wXw18)

123 104 Trump bangs the prom queen and they bang old hags.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 06:27 PM (KMujq)

--I thought it was Homecoming Queen?

Feh, what do I know, never been to either.
Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2019 06:29 PM (XAYDB)

-----------

Sounds delish, sign me up!

Posted by: RuPaul at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (WEBkv)

124 When AOC is washed up as a Dem congresscritter, the WaPo will probably offer her a sweet job as a journOlist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

Chiquita Khrushchev will need a ghost writer. And a ghost fact-checker. And a . . . . Why, her being hired by he Washington Compost will create at least three to five new jobs.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (Y8PSl)

125 Joe Scarborough: "Trump is defaming the fine men and women of the FBI who he is falsely accusing of burning down a building in Waco, TX filled with women and children! That's it! He must be impeached!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

126 The so-called "Republican" base does not like to tolerate graft and duplicity.

The Democrat base thinks those are two of the seven cardinal virtues. They simply refer to them as "Sharing" and "Speaking Truth To Power" instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Ct55T)

I think you nailed it. The Democrat base doesn't make any moral or ethical demands of it's leaders. The Republican base does, thus hindering the ability of Republican office holders to throw aside all restraint in their enjoyment of power.

Many, if not most, resent that.

Posted by: girldog at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (SJiiM)

127 JJ Sefton,
I'm on the left coast so don't get to thank you for your superb work on the morning report. It is a thing of beauty. Great links and even better commentary.

I look forward to it every morning. Well done and mucho gracias.

Jukin

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (pw+jk)

128 I still do not know how formatting works in these comments, and I can't seem to consistently get paragraph breaks. Woe.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (b6kHD)

129 Couldn't the junior senator for Utah be sent to Somalia to inspect sewage or something.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:34 PM (aCNZ6)

130 NYT: No Evidence of Starvation in Stalin's Russia

(Oh, wait, that one's real.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

131 What's funny about this whole collusion thing is that the ONLY way the DemonRats can get out of the Impeachment Trap they've set for themselves is to demand that Mueller testify.

Seriously.

Because once Mueller is in there and the Pubs start asking questions like:

"On the day you hired Andrew Weissman for your team, and realized that he had been briefed on the fake Steele Dossier in 2016, why didn't you simply come out and state that there was no collusion?"

and

"Why would you think Prof. Mifsud was a Russian asset, when he's been working for Western Intelligence for years?"

and

"Why didn't you mention that the Russian participants in the infamous Trump Tower meeting met both before and after that meeting with Glen Simpson at Fusion GPS, which was working for Hillary Clinton?"

and on and on and on and on.

After that farce is over, the DemonRats will be off the hook and no longer will have to push for impeachment, and will be able to blame Mueller for everything and finally be able to focus on their wonderful economic and social policies in running in 2020.

Wait.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Y3hKx)

132 Mitt didnt get rich by doing stupid deals. He went be doing anything. Even if a D were to win, you think Mitt wants to be an ambassador to Belgium? He's all pish. No vinegar.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2019 06:34 PM (tcQsM)

133 117
+++Did somebody really say this or is it from a movie?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (aWjrD)

--Your 'ette card is forfeit.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2019 06:32 PM (XAYDB)

+++A movie then. I thought maybe that snot-drip AOC mighta said it.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:34 PM (aWjrD)

134 I still need some more explanation on how the Mueller report seems to say that the DNC was "hacked" by "Russians" or IRA and that that info was then given to wikileaks. How did they establish how the info was gotten from the DNC server?

Seth Rich was a Russian spy ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (lD3vL)

135 Yup, the MFM entirely started to spin the whole report as the worst thing ever for Trump completely ignoring what it actually said

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (VBolV)

The rest of the time they're patting themselves on the back for their 'accurate reporting'.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (cF8AT)

136 I still do not know how formatting works in these comments, and I can't seem to consistently get paragraph breaks. Woe.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (b6kHD)

Welcome to the HQ. It is part of the charm.

Just wait until you start typing out ampersand instead of using an ampersand in emails to people not in the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (GbPPJ)

137 Tell me Washington Post, is the Collusion in the room with us now?

Posted by: Dr. Freud at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (4fmLd)

138 128 I still do not know how formatting works in these comments, and I can't seem to consistently get paragraph breaks. Woe.
---
Didn't you get your Secret Decoder Ring?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (hjaPQ)

139

There is no evidence of evidence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (aKsyK)

140 WTF are these people going to do when Trump is re-elected next year?

Posted by: Cosda at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (dz6XO)

141
Now can PDT pull Progda's FCC licenses for lying to the people? They sure as hell aren't acting in the public's interest, like they ever did anyway.

He'd have every reason to, at the very minimum, pull their WH press passes. I think he should, preferably by using an address from the Oval Office where he lays out the truth. He'd prolly convert a lot of squishy middle voters if he did, IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (HaL55)

142 As you say, the media is pissing away all their credibility - in fact, I think it's gone. Outlets like the WaPo and the NYT are little more than fancy Church Newsletters to the Prog Faithful - nobody besides True Believers reads them anymore, and their job is now just to keep the True Believers happy and willing to pay up for the privilege of being kept happy.

It's not just that they're dying, they're already dead. The corpse is shuffling along because there's still enough of the Faithful who will buy what they're selling - but how long will that last?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (k1TUh)

143
Yup, the MFM entirely started to spin the whole report as the worst thing ever for Trump completely ignoring what it actually said
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 06:28 PM (VBolV)

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Status quo, in other words.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (WEBkv)

144 Mitt bases his judgement of Trump on morality while Orrin Hatch was friggin pals with Ted Kennedy. I might believe Mitt if he's once publicly dissed Orrin for hugging a coward murderer.

Posted by: 13times at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (K3B2k)

145

Wait for it, dudes.

The next Leftist line is "It would have meant an indictment for anyone but POTUS, so it's actually an indictment, even though it isn't"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (5aX2M)

146 Just wait until you start typing out ampersand instead of using an ampersand in emails to people not in the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (GbPPJ)

*slowly raises hand*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

147 I still need some more explanation on how the Mueller report seems to say that the DNC was "hacked" by "Russians" or IRA and that that info was then given to wikileaks. How did they establish how the info was gotten from the DNC server?

Also "The Russians interfered in the election" that everyone "agrees" with as if we have some event where that happened. How? By getting emails and giving them to wikileaks, if that happened? By buying ads?

I still don't know these two really basic things.

Posted by: dagny

Eventually, maybe twenty years from now when Bill and Hill are finally in Hell, it will be revealed that nobody hacked the DNC. Nobody has ever proved that.

What happened is someone downloaded a bunch of info and hastily decamped the area. I don't believe a word of Mueller's version of this part of the supposed scandal.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (Y3hKx)

148 The current Democratic party line:

"While we know that the subject did not actually steal any horses, he is obviously guilty of fighting being hanged for it."

Posted by: MW at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (hNTtn)

149 "Fact" is a white concept.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

150
+++A movie then. I thought maybe that snot-drip AOC mighta said it.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:34 PM (aWjrD)
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Give it time, it'll happen.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 06:37 PM (WEBkv)

151 Time to rehabilitate D-Lamp?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2019 06:37 PM (NRi/V)

152 i'm done with this shit. fuck mueller, fuck his report, and fuck the whining democrats and their propaganda arm. two fucking years of this bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:15 PM (KP5rU)
...........

My sentiments exactly.

*drink*

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

153 Seriously, how did the WaPo or NYT write up Seth Rich's "robbery" murder?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

154 Speaking of Alexa Donkey Chompers, this is a hoot and I nearly pissed my pants watching it. What a giant pantload from the 29 year old bartender.

When I was 29, I had just sold my first engineering and design company, been a chief engineer and already owned three houses.

SAD
https://tinyurl.com/y5nxsrka

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

155 117 +++Did somebody really say this or is it from a movie? Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:31 PM (aWjrD)
===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (hjaPQ)

156 *slowly raises hand*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

I've done it in work emails.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (GbPPJ)

157 The insistence that Trump proved his guilt by proclaiming his innocence seems, I don't know, Stalinist.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (aCNZ6)

158 There is no evidence of evidence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 06:35 PM (aKsyK)
.........

Evidently.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

159 Wait for it, dudes.

The next Leftist line is "It would have meant an indictment for anyone but POTUS, so it's actually an indictment, even though it isn't"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (5aX2M)

-------------------------

They are already on this. "A sitting President can't be indicted!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2019 06:39 PM (Vu4cn)

160 NYT: Climate change causes the sinking of the Titanic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

161 The current Democratic party line:

"While we know that the subject did not actually steal any horses, he is obviously guilty of fighting being hanged for it."

Posted by: MW

Perfect.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 06:39 PM (Y3hKx)

162 "Fact" is a white concept.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

So..is "white" a "white" concept? Wow.

Umm...can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Pinto Molnar at April 19, 2019 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

163 The insistence that Trump proved his guilt by proclaiming his innocence seems, I don't know, Stalinist.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (aCNZ6)

The watch The Lives Of Others and think it's a feel good movie about good guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:40 PM (GbPPJ)

164 152
i'm done with this shit. fuck mueller, fuck his report, and fuck the
whining democrats and their propaganda arm. two fucking years of this
bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

+++
You always manage to state the facts "just so".

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:40 PM (aWjrD)

165 I've done it in work emails.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Lol...I mean, yikes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

166 25 What's the Russian word for dezinformatsiya?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
***************************

Disinformation, yah?

Posted by: Zombie Tywin Lannister at April 19, 2019 06:40 PM (WPm0N)

167 128 I still do not know how formatting works in these comments, and I can't seem to consistently get paragraph breaks. Woe.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 19, 2019 06:33 PM (b6kHD)

Some of us have been here 10, 15 years and still don't understand it.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

168 164; Thank You. I try to be all succinct and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)

169

The so-called "Republican" base does not like to tolerate graft and duplicity.

The Democrat base thinks those are two of the seven cardinal
virtues. They simply refer to them as "Sharing" and "Speaking Truth To
Power" instead.

Those two virtues are now called "Progressive Values" by the Progs themselves. There's also lying in order to get elected, subversion of the Constitution and the Rule of Law, presuming someone (usually a Republican) is guilty until proven innocent and attempting to overthrow a duly elected president.
There's your Progressivism in a nutshell. There's more and it gets worse, but that's a start.

#PurgeProgressivismBAMN

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 06:41 PM (HaL55)

170 Killing them would be too easy, I suppose...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

Oh, I don't know. If given the chance to mete out some justice to the traitors, I'm sure I could fumble-fuck around for a couple of weeks trying some extremely difficult ways of ending their miserable lives.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 06:42 PM (Y3hKx)

171 I'm more angry at the part 2 of this hit piece. It
makes the President look guilty of obstruction even though there was
absolutely no evidence of it. It's just full of embarrassing quotes and
interviews with people around trump. I wonder how many were taken out of
context?

Posted by:
How can you say that? The evidence is right there in black and white.
Trump is just very lucky he had people on his staff who refused to do his bidding.
If McGhan had followed Trump's orders and ordered Mueller fired and the investigation shut down, who knows where we'd be at this time.
Trump thought this was a witchhunt all about him. Well, it was only partly a witchhunt against him.
It was also a necessary investigation into very real Russian interference. Shutting that down would have been obstruction, once it had started. That it should never have started is on Sleepy Jeff. But, once started you cannot stop it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2019 06:42 PM (438dO)

172 There is no evidence that a dog didn't bark in the night.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)

173 I still need some more explanation on how the Mueller report seems to say that the DNC was "hacked" by "Russians" or IRA and that that info was then given to wikileaks. How did they establish how the info was gotten from the DNC server?

Also "The Russians interfered in the election" that everyone "agrees" with as if we have some event where that happened. How? By getting emails and giving them to wikileaks, if that happened? By buying ads?

Posted by: dagny

Well done. Those are the apposite questions. It's easy to bleat about "collusion" and "hacking," but much like the Smollett hoax, as soon as you start thinking about the mechanics of how it would actually happen, it becomes apparent that the whole thing is ridiculous.

The Russians "hacked" the election? How? Did they change vote totals? They commit wholesale electoral fraud, in competition with the Democrats? What?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2019 06:43 PM (NRi/V)

174 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:40 PM (GbPPJ)

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Such a good movie. I'm unmovable, and I cry a little bit at the truck scene. Every time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 06:43 PM (5aX2M)

175 Some of us have been here 10, 15 years and still don't understand it.
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

I've been here long enough that not only do I remember the formatting bar that was supposed to be for new comments thingy, I know why formatting got taken away in the first place.

Let's just say the Horde cannot be trusted with the power of blinking colored text.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:43 PM (GbPPJ)

176
Some of us have been here 10, 15 years and still don't understand it.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

+++Never done a bold, italic, underline, or anything for that matter. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:44 PM (aWjrD)

177 They've dug themselves too deep a hole to escape.

Posted by: davidt at April 19, 2019 06:44 PM (+IOFD)

178 There is no evidence Donkeychompers is even qualified to hide Easter baskets.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:44 PM (KP5rU)

179 164; Thank You. I try to be all succinct and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)
........

it's poetry

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

180 ugh. blugh.

*cough*

*hacks up Dick Lugar*

Posted by: the Russian at April 19, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

181 I was here when Ace said "two weeks."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 19, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

182 chavez the hugo used profanity in responding to the Mueller report! Presidential!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 06:46 PM (m45I2)

183 I've been here long enough that not only do I remember the formatting bar that was supposed to be for new comments thingy, I know why formatting got taken away in the first place.

Let's just say the Horde cannot be trusted with the power of blinking colored text.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:43 PM (GbPPJ)

One of the top 5 funniest threads of all time. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:46 PM (cF8AT)

184
Do you really believe Mitt Romney believes the bullshit coming out of his own mouth?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 06:46 PM (25wCj)

185 Better to just stay out of the barrel.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

186 As you say, the media is pissing away all their credibility - in fact, I think it's gone. Outlets like the WaPo and the NYT are little more than fancy Church Newsletters to the Prog Faithful - nobody besides True Believers reads them anymore, and their job is now just to keep the True Believers happy and willing to pay up for the privilege of being kept happy.

It's not just that they're dying, they're already dead. The corpse is shuffling along because there's still enough of the Faithful who will buy what they're selling - but how long will that last?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 06:36 PM (k1TUh)

Investigate foreign interference in American media. Start with the NYT and Carlos Slim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2019 06:46 PM (NRi/V)

187
I still don't know these two really basic things.

And you aren't supposed to.

You're just supposed to hear the allegation until you believe it, not know the details that might prevent that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

188 They commit wholesale electoral fraud, in competition with the Democrats? What?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

When late ballots start showing up in the trunk of a Lada or Moskvich.......

Posted by: Miklos, ever alert at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

189 Formatting bar? Pshaw

~~&&&&&&&&&&&~~

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (gC2IV)

190 +++Never done a bold, italic, underline, or anything for that matter. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 06:44 PM (aWjrD)

The barrel awaits your effort.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (wXw18)

191
One of the top 5 funniest threads of all time. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:46 PM (cF8AT)

Let's give a group of people who are nigh nihilists sarcastic assholes the power to drive others to epilepsy and see if they abuse it!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

192 How can you say that? The evidence is right there in black and white.
Trump is just very lucky he had people on his staff who refused to do his bidding.
If McGhan had followed Trump's orders and ordered Mueller fired and the investigation shut down, who knows where we'd be at this time.
Trump thought this was a witchhunt all about him. Well, it was only partly a witchhunt against him.
It was also a necessary investigation into very real Russian interference. Shutting that down would have been obstruction, once it had started. That it should never have started is on Sleepy Jeff. But, once started you cannot stop it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2019 06:42 PM (438dO)

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Bottom line is that no obstruction occurred. Had he ignored McGann and fired Mewler, something he had the authority to do, things might have gone differently.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (Vu4cn)

193 The media did more to further Russian interference in U.S. politics than anyone by repeating these ridiculous lies week after week, month after month.

I once worked as a paralegal. My main association with ampersands is in law firm names.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 19, 2019 06:48 PM (b6kHD)

194 182; I have strong moral character. Also, clean underwear. That Mormon phuck has nothing on me. Except his 5 million dollar cuckshed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:48 PM (KP5rU)

195

Let's just say the Horde cannot be trusted with the power of blinking colored text.

Remember the [you] tag?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

196 A hundred years ago it will be revealed that Bill and Hillary Clinton were actually The Anti-Christ who has been expected for so many years.

But Bill got addicted to Viagra and teenage girls and Hillary was sidetracked into selling her public office to the Russkies, and they failed to ascend their predicted throne over the Earth.

Satan has been sitting down in Hell slamming his burning forehead with his fist for about 20 years screaming about best laid plans and shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 06:48 PM (Y3hKx)

197 Can you imagine if we have a President Buttplug? Putin will ask him to assume the position and Petey will have those pants down around his ankles very quickly. Talk about your Russian interference.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 19, 2019 06:49 PM (f8dwL)

198 Remember the [you] tag?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
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What was that?

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 06:49 PM (aXucN)

199 A whole lot of enemy agents need to be put against the wall and shot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 06:50 PM (Ij2U7)

200 Oh nonsense. DOJ hacks (and behold the quality of Mueller and his "team" - unbelievable) are not the idiots to do counter-intel" of utterly trivial crap like "election interference". That's for idiots in the IC to waste their time on.

The SC appointment was illegal and improper, besides being obviously ridiculous.

Any deep thoughts about gun control, for more laughs?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 06:50 PM (QDnY+)

201 My bet is still Seth Rich or some other DNC insider did the not hacking just thumb drived it and handed it over to Wikileaks

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

202

I hate to sound like a broken record but all this Obstruction Bullshit could be squashed if the White House re-released ALL the Page-Strojk texts.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (25wCj)

203 It was also a necessary investigation into very real Russian interference.

Such as?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

204 Let's give a group of people who are nigh nihilists sarcastic assholes the power to drive others to epilepsy and see if they abuse it!
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

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Not really seeing a problem.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (WEBkv)

205 What was that?
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It was long after Busty Lesbian Porn.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

206 Nood

Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (MAstk)

207 196; He's back in the saddle with the two muzzies he anointed recently. I think he's doing fine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (KP5rU)

208 Some of the Gaslight Inc. perps know that all this hype is for naught and that impeachment is a political non-starter. They just want to continue the 24-7 harassment of the DJT family.

Posted by: kallisto at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (9xfh1)

209 Let's give a group of people who are nigh nihilists sarcastic assholes the power to drive others to epilepsy and see if they abuse it!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:47 PM (GbPPJ)

The scrolling marquee was my favorite.

Actually, I think it was a troll that came along that day and took it to a whole 'nother level. They then had to shut the site down.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

210 What pisses me off in all this is that if Putin wanted anybody to be president it would have been that fucking hag hillary because she would have gave away the farm. We all know it. If you ask me the dems colluded with Putin by doing his dirty work, like the dems have been doing with russia for 50 fucking years.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (9Om/r)

211
t was also a necessary investigation into very real Russian interference. Shutting that down would have been obstruction, once it had started. That it should never have started is on Sleepy Jeff. But, once started you cannot stop it.

What was the "very real" russian interference?

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (nRWPy)

212
It was also a necessary investigation into very real Russian interference.

My ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (25wCj)

213 Oh please, Bre'r dems, please don't throw me in that impeachment patch!

DJT, probably

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (gC2IV)

214 To be fair, these papers only ever admit trivial errors. They never admit to being wrong, ever.

And they are no longer "news" reporters. They are "media." They are not competing to be most accurate or unbiased, they are competing for clicks and revenue. They would tell you the moon is made of cheese if it would sell papers.

I think this country was spoiled by the idea that "news" was something un-commercial. There was a period when it was a bit, it was a loss leader to sell advertising and image.

Now you can expect no more reality for the "news" than you can from a sitcom dream sequence. It's not just that they are all whores, but they are stupid whores. Idiot thieves.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (LWu6U)

215
Remember the [you] tag?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

Yes and it was horrifying.

bluebell, the [ you ] tag replacd [ you ] with each person's nic. So you could type hey [ you ], you were an idiot in that last thread and everyone would see their own name.

It went well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (GbPPJ)

216 What was that?

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 06:49 PM (aXucN)

It would put each individual's nic in where the [you] was automatically.

So you'd see bluebell...I'd see Tami.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:53 PM (cF8AT)

217
Investigate foreign interference in American media. Start with the NYT and Carlos Slim.

The first thing they'd find is the anti-Christ George Soros' slimy tentacles in everything they do. He's been "contributing" to them for years through his various nefarious organizations. Progda does not dare bite the hand that feeds them, especially now with their audiences leaving them in droves because of their Tourette's-like habit of lying.

He's guilty of treason, and everybody in Washington knows it and is apparently OK with that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 06:53 PM (HaL55)

218 Bottom line is that no obstruction occurred. Had he
ignored McGann and fired Mewler, something he had the authority to do,
things might have gone differently.

Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Correct, it never actually occurred, but the evidence is quite clear he meant to.. Donna is pretending it doesn't exist.
Trump is very lucky, it was never carried out.. that's all I'm saying.. and it saved his ass.
Congress will say otherwise, but fuck 'em.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2019 06:54 PM (438dO)

219 What was that?

The [you] tag was a feature on the 'new' site (anyone remember that??) that would read the cookie for your screenname and put it into the page where someone had inserted the [you] tag.

So "[you] is a bastard!" would immediately appear to everyone with their own name in the [you] spot, leading to hilarious mayhem.

I'm not saying I had anything to do with that,mind you. I'm pretty sure it was [you].

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

220 It went well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:52 PM (GbPPJ)
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Hooooo boy. Glad I missed that one.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 06:54 PM (aXucN)

221 The scrolling marquee was my favorite.

Actually, I think it was a troll that came along that day and took it to a whole 'nother level. They then had to shut the site down.
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

IIRC, the troll was linking porn and, technically, that is frowned upon. Technically.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 06:55 PM (GbPPJ)

222 Short thread

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:55 PM (BbGew)

223 The NFL doesn't even throw a flag for Russian interference anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 06:55 PM (KP5rU)

224
IIRC, the troll was linking porn and, technically, that is frowned upon. Technically.

Or was that Ace?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

225 Bottom line is that no obstruction occurred. Had he
ignored McGann and fired Mewler, something he had the authority to do,
things might have gone differently.

OBSTRUCT WHAT???? THEIR COUP???

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2019 06:56 PM (nRWPy)

226 SO.

No firing AGs or special counsel

No claiming executive privilege

No withholding documents or dragging feet on delivery.

What kind of obstruction do they imagine? Was he supposed to do everything they asked, AND LIKE IT?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 19, 2019 06:59 PM (LWu6U)

227 Also "The Russians interfered in the election" that everyone "agrees" with as if we have some event where that happened.

But no one gives a shit about the 30 million foreign illegals interfering & voting.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2019 07:01 PM (tHAoL)

228 Fuck [you].

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2019 07:02 PM (Dh1wo)

229 If I recall correctly, the organization Move On Org to pretend that (then) President Clinton had done nothing wrong and couldn't we all just "move on" at that point?

I'm sure they'll be insisting that President Trump be left alone now, too.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 19, 2019 07:05 PM (xptlg)

230 no evidence of any coordination, conspiracy, or collusion -- of any American person or entity with Russia.

Mueller was limited to investigation Team Trump.

To clarify, no evidence of any coordination, conspiracy, or collusion -- of any Team Trump American person or Team Trump entity with Russia.

Mueller looked at NOBODY else.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 19, 2019 08:28 PM (1g7ch)

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