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Media is, Get This, Embarrassing Itself over Conspiracy Theories
Trust all agents of the state.
Except Robert Barr. He's a traitor and a RUSSIAN AGENT."What do you say to people on both sides of the aisle, who are concerned that you are trying to protect the president," [a reporter] asked. "It just seems there's a lot of effort to go out of your way to acknowledge how this was difficult for him," quoting the portion of the remarks where Barr said, Trump "faced an unprecedented situation." "Well, is there another precedent for it," replied Barr. "No, but it's unusual that..." replied the reporter. "Okay, so unprecedented is an accurate description, isn't it," said Barr. Yes sir, indeed it is.
Attorney General William Barr shuts down a reporter who tried to suggest that he was protecting President Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/rpZEUD9pz2
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) April 18, 2019
.@neal_katyal: Barr sounded like spokesman instead of AG. "The word collusion, a lawyer doesn't use that term. There is no crime of collusion. Only Trump uses that term." pic.twitter.com/reQa2b6JCv
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) April 18, 2019
He used the word a lot when that allegation was in play. Now that it's rubbished, he claims "no one ever even talked about collusion, except Trump."
NO COLLUSION. NO OBSTRUCTION. pic.twitter.com/XqRw8wUZuX
— Official Team Trump (@TeamTrump) April 18, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (24fPU)
And came up through the ground,
While another hundred people just got off of the bus
And are looking around
At another hundred people who got off of the plane
And are looking at us
Who got off of the train
And the plane and the bus
Maybe yesterday.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (jhM8r)
Posted by: MSM at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (BXMxN)
Some come to work, some to play.
A city of strangers,
Some come to stare, some to stay.
And every day
The ones who stay
Can find each other in the crowded streets and the guarded parks,
By the rusty fountains and the dusty trees with the battered barks,
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (zNIcM)
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: AG Barr's Internal Voice at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (q8oeS)
3 dammit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (q8oeS)
Which is why I always say something more modest at the top. Less of a letdown.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (24fPU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (jhM8r)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (t6MX/)
Thank you.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (24fPU)
It was beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (jhM8r)
On the ground?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (zNIcM)
Blurring out the CNN logo is a nice touch. Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (yQpMk)
In this case, Barr should ask the reporters: "what would you accept as proof that Trump did nothing wrong?". It's like climate change - there is literally nothing that could ever persuade them they're wrong.
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (LDV7V)
It was beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)
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It's like young reporters throw around words that they don't know the meanings to.
But you should listen to them, because they know so much. Just not what words mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (2LelM)
Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take
joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed
for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception
today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)
Good for him.
Bathe in liberal tears and nourish yourself on the crushed souls of the enemies of America. You have earned it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (t6MX/)
Thank you.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (24fPU)
Actually thinking of getting one of these for the Lady Dulcinea. She's too petite to shoot any of my guns accurately.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (1ISKN)
be huge."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (DwzBO)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (2sq3d)
Robert Mueller stars in "The Savior From Yesterday".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: WhatWasMyName at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (UNyae)
be huge."
Posted by: Anonymous
Huber will come
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (25Dt7)
It was beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)
Barr has a very genteel way of slicing and dicing.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (jhM8r)
We couldn't find evidence he was guilty but that doesn't mean there isn't any out there.
Mueller should be hung by thumb screws for this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN
mmmmm. Snack time.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
be huge."
Indictments? But that would mean that prosecutors have been working on this and I've been told that's crazy talk!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
be huge."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (DwzBO)
Otherwise known as the Trump counter punch.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (IFcDm)
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (wW03z)
Science and Law are supposed to be based on Fact.
Religion is based on Faith.
And some are willing to martyr themselves for their faith.
Today? we see the Left Suicide Bombers in action.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
be huge."
Posted by: Anonymous
Huber will come
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (25Dt7)
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So, Obama destroyed the Democratic Party from the ground up to the top while president.
Out of the presidency, his administration's actions will destroy the rest from the top down.
That's it.
Obama was a Republican plant. What else could explain it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (q8oeS)
Sarah Carter has reported that an avalanche is coming in the next weeks,
indictments leading all the up to the Obama White House. "It is going
to
be huge."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 01:46 PM (DwzBO)
Invest in popcorn and pudding futures.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (ptqGC)
Watch for it.
Posted by: Sooner at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (+/7JY)
be huge."
Posted by: Anonymous 7
...
Please Jesus let there be just one CNN reporter indicted.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (2sq3d)
be huge."
God, I hope so. I haven't had a schadenboner like that since 2016.
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (8erNz)
be huge."
--------------------------
My boner only inflates with indictments. Lots of indictments means boners that last for more than four hours.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (2LelM)
First time I heard that word in two years was out of Barr's mouth this morning.
Right? Come on guys!! RIGHT!!!
Posted by: MSM at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)
They're just using the key words and phrases they've been told to use.
"Trump's hand-picked AG defends him."
Yeah, a POTUS picking his own AG, and then - get this! - meeting with him to discuss an investigation.
Unprecedented!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (W+vEI)
I want to smell your hair,
Just let you know I'm there,
I want to smell your hair.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK8)
It was beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at A
she was too stupid to realize what had happened to her when it happened.
she must be a fun date, "Hey! Why is my mouth all full of cum?"
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (MTjB1)
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)
They know how to hate properly.
This is good.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zNIcM)
And he exudes an air of having no fucks to give. I am starting to warm up to him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)
We couldn't find evidence he was guilty but that doesn't mean there isn't any out there.
Mueller should be hung by thumb screws for this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
No, it all started with Jeff Sessions.
Who is IN THE REPORT. They investigated HIM.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (6n54H)
be huge."
Indictments? But that would mean that prosecutors have been working on this and I've been told that's crazy talk!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
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If only someone around here had been paying really close attention and kept trying to inform us of what was going on...
Oh well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)
She's in the lion pen at the National Zoo pegging the male lion. When she's done she'll wrestle the apes, get a shower, and show up for oral arguments.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
Indictments? But that would mean that prosecutors have been working on this and I've been told that's crazy talk!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
*******
I think you have this trolling thing down pretty good! hahaha
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (BqBId)
She's never, ever going to shut her angry mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (ptqGC)
It seems that the pdf of the report isn't text but images ... so I can't copy and paste. Typical.
ANyway, he starts out by saying, with a straight face, that the Russians definitely hacked the DNC and definitely supplied wikileaks with documents - both of which there is no evidence, whatsoever, and the earlier government reports of these things were jokes, themselves.
What a farce.
Oh ... and the Russians running a social media campaign supporting Trump and disparaging Shrillary. LOL.
A 400 page report that is a total joke from the very first page. How sad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (mTGg+)
Posted by: JackStraw
IF that includes some big fish, you will be vindicated and I will genuflect towards you. IF.
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (wW03z)
be huge."
--------------------------
Stop, stop! I can only get so erect!
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (t6MX/)
Thank you.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (24fPU)
Actually thinking of getting one of these for the Lady Dulcinea. She's too petite to shoot any of my guns accurately.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (NgKpN)
Reading a review of best pistol caliber carbines right now, and turns out I have one. I know some here probably look down on Hi-Point, but I have their .40cal carbine already. Just haven't shot it yet.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (24fPU)
But you sense when they are losing control of that for once, and you also sense they are excessively vulnerable to the same games. Just like any bully. Weak minded fools. Time to hit them hard and not let up.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (IFcDm)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (IFcDm)
===========
How about: "The federal government is too large with too many powers. We must decrease the federal government's involvement in matters more properly addressed by the sovereign states of this nation."
Would they say that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (K3B2k)
If nobody says "collusion" but Trump, then why have all those media hacks been talking nothing but "collusion" for so long? Are they all Trumpsters?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (fqUgw)
It was beautiful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)
Barr has a very genteel way of slicing and dicing.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zNIcM)
Like a hammer?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (bcbK8)
Right? Come on guys!! RIGHT!!!
Our staff has a collusion quota, have to get it on air five times a minute.
Posted by: NPR at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (KOCKb)
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Indictments? But that would mean that prosecutors have been working on this and I've been told that's crazy talk!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM
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Indictments of the "good guys" will put the left in the rubber closet of the rubber room they're already in.
Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
If that happens, I'm canceling my subscription to the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (jhM8r)
Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take
joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed
for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception
today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)
They know how to hate properly.
This is good.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (hLRSq)
I hope Barron is observing and taking notes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (dm05u)
I surmise he had a mole inside the investigation telling him what he had and hadn't done.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (Z0twI)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:52 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: 13times at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (K3B2k)
Are you going to believe them or your lying ears?
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zombie Dangerfield at April 18, 2019 01:52 PM (+7uO0)
Mueller should be hung by thumb screws for this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
----------------------
22 months and $35 million, and he couldn't find any evidence. That moment when you tell the world you must suck at your job.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 01:52 PM (ffYR/)
It's like young reporters throw around words that they don't know the meanings to.
But you should listen to them, because they know so much. Just not what words mean.
The guy who narrates the "American Scandals" podcast throws out the phrase "feeling incognito" to describe a person dissatisfied with their hair color. It is so nonsensical that I daren't quote it for fear of short circuiting numerous neurons.
Nonetheless, and as expected, he unhesitatingly cites the standard lefty tropes - man-caused climate change, Russian collusion, and the like. He's a mental giant - in his own mind.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Donnie at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM (rfcgc)
realDonaldTrump/status/1118921900858793985?p=v
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: JackStraw
IF that includes some big fish, you will be vindicated and I will genuflect towards you. IF.
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (wW03z)
--------
I just mentioned in the last thread that I don't think it'll be too hard to find chargeable offenses on the lot of these guys. They can probably charge just about whoever they want. My concern is a repetition of the unbroken string of Resistance criminals, big and small, who've been walked in sweetheart deals that are just for the special people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM (wW03z)
But you should listen to them, because they know so much. Just not what words mean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM
It's similar to when politician throw around business words like they know what they are talking about. Cringe-worthy hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (0tfLf)
Whoa, that's, like. . . deep, man!
*takes another bong hit*
I do not miss the Obamas. Michelle can stay wherever it is she's been hanging out.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (W+vEI)
93 Kelly Anne comes out and holds up a blank paper, "a list of the Democrats accomplishments in the first 180 days"
Pound them, Kelly Anne, pound them!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (pNxlR)
media, we made it smoke, where is the fire.
media, Trump Obstructed the fire!
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (bcbK8)
It's similar to when politician throw around business words like they know what they are talking about. Cringe-worthy hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (0tfLf)
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Like when Zuckerberg showed up to Congress?
I'm not a Zuckerberg fan, but Congress kind of embarrassed itself in that affair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (q8oeS)
Yeah, a POTUS picking his own AG, and then - get this! - meeting with him to discuss an investigation.
Unprecedented!!
__________________
Yeah, they should have done that in secret, on a tarmac, like all good crooks do!
Posted by: Ex-prezzy Bill Clinton & Loretta Lynch at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (fqUgw)
And how did they luck into their high paying jobs when they should be sleeping under bridges?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019
...
He's no John Roberts.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (2sq3d)
This is good.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (hLRSq)
I hope Barron is observing and taking notes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)
I've been telling you guys. Trump is building a dynasty. Assuming no top-shelf people run while explaining what they did for the last eight years, DJT Jr is a lock. At minimum we get to watch lib brains explode.
Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (6n54H)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 01:53 PM
Of the Staten Island Nadless',
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (0tfLf)
Eric Swalwell is the first 2020 Democratic candidate to say Barr should resign
*******
David Freddoso @freddoso
49s
Better yet, nuke him.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (BqBId)
face, that the Russians definitely hacked the DNC and definitely
supplied wikileaks with documents - both of which there is no evidence,
whatsoever, and the earlier government reports of these things were
jokes, themselves.
What a farce.
Oh ... and the Russians running a social media campaign supporting Trump and disparaging Shrillary. LOL.
A 400 page report that is a total joke from the very first page. How sad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (mTGg+)
Yeah, I thought it odd how Barr stated that the Mueller report showed that Russians had interfered - or words to that effect - in the election, and so I am expecting a bit more than DNC funded Crowdstrike says "muh Russia." We shall see.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (t6MX/)
PIPE DREAM
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (pCsgI)
Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (q8oeS)
I never count out the powerful combination of ignorance, idiocy, and hubris. Can overthrow empires, that stuff can.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (joB0j)
Whoa, that's, like. . . deep, man!
*takes another bong hit*
I do not miss the Obamas. Michelle can stay wherever it is she's been hanging out.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (W+vEI)
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I maintain that Obama does have a high IQ, but he hasn't had to seriously work his brain since probably high school. Any critical thinking skills he had developed in his first dozen years or so got knocked around by weed and then never exercised while he coasted through college and up the Chicago machine career track.
Which is a short way of saying...yeah, he's kinda stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (pCsgI)
It was never hard to find chargeable offenses on these guys. I mean, Hillary and classified info? Obama and the IRS / DOJ / FBI / CIA? What's missing is not the proof, it's the will to make the charges and prosecute them for the power players. Again, I will be very happy to be proven wrong.
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (ycWCI)
She's never, ever going to shut her angry mouth.
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Give her a break, her balls are itchy.
Posted by: emergency nick replacement at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (rfcgc)
Posted by: The Left With Their Laser Pointer at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (IFcDm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (JgA4k)
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Shep is the one that gets me down. It always bugs me that an inbreed pulls down seven figures.
I mean, it's not that I hate inbreeds. I pity them. But they don't need to be awarded high-paying gigs. It sends the wrong message to society about consanguinity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (AzW6q)
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Lizzy...that was about Michelle....
Ugh...I should learn to read.
Michelle, I gather, isn't very smart at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (q8oeS)
He has to know that he sounds like a complete idiot, and yet he persists.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (/tuJf)
There is literally nothing these jackasses won't say and I'm pretty sure there's nothing they won't do.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (IFcDm)
So you're saying that Mika B and Nicole Wallace both do butt stuff?
Can't say I'm surprised.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (eXA4G)
Is that about it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (bim/x)
I want peaches!
impeaches!! are they any different?
oh, and when can we make orangemanbad go away?
Posted by: AOC at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (d7Ww2)
I'm not a Zuckerberg fan, but Congress kind of embarrassed itself in that affair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM
*******
Hell, I attended a local County Council meeting awhile back and I had to step out to laugh. Friggin' unbelievable!!!
Ask a politician to explain the Return on Investment for a new ________ insert project name here.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Shrillery at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (+7uO0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (eR2aG)
Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (NeSSd)
MONORAIL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
Mueller knew on day one there was nothing. The two year waste was to destroy Trump's agenda and the midterms as well as cover up as long as possible the real criminals.
And yes, Sessions deserves a flogging.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (/tuJf)
I think you presume a self consciousness that he does not posses
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (bim/x)
I just tuned into CNN.. their panel is growing even bigger.. they been at this for like 3 hours now!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (so+oy)
right now, and turns out I have one. I know some here probably look down
on Hi-Point, but I have their .40cal carbine already. Just haven't shot
it yet.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (24fPU)
Hi Point PCCs get good marks, as does the Beretta.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (NeSSd)
MONORAIL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
No...that's more of a Shelbyville idea...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (bcbK8)
Then came Trump.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (+/7JY)
As a Divorced Dad who had full custody of his twins from the time they were ONE F"N YEAR OLD?
Obama can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
Light bulbs, mouths, jumper cables. Some assembly required.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (IFcDm)
Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (NeSSd)
MONORAIL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
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Barney Gumble:
What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley:
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (NeSSd)
MONORAIL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
Funny, I'm actually designing one right now! For real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (pCsgI)
And yes, Sessions deserves a flogging.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Ditto
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (VpIIl)
Affirmative action, dude...
Posted by: NPR at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (8erNz)
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Sessions, like Obama, were legislators not executives. Barr knows how to run an organization. First Rule of running an organization is showing the staff you yuge brass balls. Now all the Betas know where they stand and the trains can run on time on separate rails.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (2LelM)
Btw, Joe DiGenova and Victoria Toensing agree.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (DwzBO)
Which is a short way of saying...yeah, he's kinda stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (q8oeS)
He's rarely been challenged about his ideas or accomplishments, there was that brief moment in the debate when Romney acted like he wanted to win. He never, ever, speaks to hostile, or even indifferent audiences.
That means he has never moved someone from hostile to neutral or from neutral to supportive.
So he has never been required to think.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (pCsgI)
I have quickly read through the report and references to Russian hacking are merely assertions fro what I saw. It's very likely an inside job and if Seth Rich were murdered over it who in the he'll would be shocked?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (joB0j)
I want peaches!
impeaches!! are they any different?
oh, and when can we make orangemanbad go away?
Posted by: AOC at April 18, 2019 01:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Sounds like a bunch of fruits talkin!
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (pw+jk)
Whoa, that's, like. . . deep, man!
*takes another bong hit*
I do not miss the Obamas. Michelle can stay wherever it is she's been hanging out.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM
*******
I'm loathe to call any former First Lady a bad name, but this is really stupid.
I know quite few divorced fathers who love their kids dearly and are pretty good parents, sometimes with the help of the Ex, and sometimes not.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Ditto
Who would have ever thought that the biggest flops of Trump's Cabinet would be Jeff Sessions and Scott Pruitt?
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (r5vuK)
That means he has never moved someone from hostile to neutral or from neutral to supportive.
So he has never been required to think.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (JgA4k)
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Imagine the 2008 primary with a press that was just a little bit combative towards him.
He would have become an also-ran within weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (q8oeS)
And how did they luck into their high paying jobs when they should be sleeping under bridges?
Apparently, they slept. Not under bridges but in beds. With the 'right' people. The term media whores does come to mind.
Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (JNrOf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (t6MX/)
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Huh. Don't know much about Hi-Point. But perhaps the single worst pistol I've ever owned was a Beretta 92. I was stunned that they'd issue such a piece of crap to officers.
Maybe they do better on carbines.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (AzW6q)
I mean, we expect this shit from 3rd world shitholes. Not the US.
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I predict lest that 72 hours from now, Adam Schiff will say--with a straight face--that he never said the President colluded.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (3RKQd)
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Which is a short way of saying...yeah, he's kinda stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (q8oeS)
That's been my longstanding assumption. Slightly above average IQ, but no intellectual curiosity. He was smart enough to realize that he could fake his way through life and people would want him to succeed and do the work for him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:55 PM (NeSSd)
MONORAIL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
I hear those things are awfully loud
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (7HtZB)
*******
My Tweet responding to Dick with ears Wick Rilson
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (BqBId)
12
Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take
joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed
for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception
today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)
Good for him.
Bathe in liberal tears and nourish yourself on the crushed souls of the enemies of America. You have earned it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (t6MX/)
Let it be known that Prince Donald Trump Junior will be bedding his fine lady tonight on sheets made of pages of the Mueller report sewn together in the most fabulous way possible. Not sad.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Ditto
Who would have ever thought that the biggest flops of Trump's Cabinet would be Jeff Sessions and Scott Pruitt?
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (8erNz)
Pruitt? Meh. McMustard, Tillerson for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (pCsgI)
LOL.
barky has the mathematical sophistication of a slow 8th grader. Literally. His English skills aren't too much better. He didn't score north of 920 on his SATs, on his best day. His IQ is mid 80s to low 90s, at best.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (mTGg+)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (eR2aG)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (ePjOB)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (ymnmz)
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You should write a book.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (q8oeS)
No, noe she is not. She's still trapped in the mindset of that BS MSM adulation referring to her as "America's mom-in-chief.'
The whole mommy/daddy talk about our country's leadership is creepy, stinks of authoritarian dear leader stuff. You're not our mommy, and neither Barack nor Trump are our daddy, 'kay?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)
What a disaster he was.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (qM84C)
Tillerson waves. And who was the dillhole that took all the plane trips?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (zNIcM)
Barr: So what have you got?
Mueller: Definitely no collusion. Nothing there.
Barr: Good. Anything else?
Mueller: Well on obstruction, we're kind of in a bind.
Barr: How so?
Mueller: I don,t have enough to charge him with anything, but that means this whole thing boils down to "the media's been lying and Trump's been telling the truth."
Barr: That's how the facts lay out?
Mueller: Well yes. Kind of. I mean, my people worked really hard on it so we're going to not not indict him.
Barr: You are going to not indict him, right.
Mueller: No, we are going to not not indict him.
Barr: I don't understand. That's not something under the law.
Mueller: Yes, but it is Trump so Weissmans made a pretty persuasive argument that normal law doesnot apply here.
Rosenstein: The New York Times precedent?
Mueller: Exactly. By simply not indicting, people might think he is innocent and we cannot have them come to that conclusion. It would be really, really bad for most of our friends and relatives who have to continue working in this town. Besides, we see him operating outside the norms every day. And the tweeting. THE F*UCKING TWEETING!!!!
Barr: (says nothing)
Mueller: Sorry. Lost it there for a moment. So that is what we are going with: not not guilty.
Barr: And what do you want me to do with that?
Mueller: Read the evidence. Come to your own conclusion. We donot care. Seriously, if you decide to not not not indict him, you are squarely within the facts.
Barr: Right. I think I'm following you. Not, not, not...
Mueller: Oh and here is my bill. You will see there is a surcharge for the novel legal thinking here.
Barr: Yes. I am not not not going to pay it.
4/18/19, 11:19
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (pCsgI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:00 PM (AzW6q)
Cx4 Storm. I've heard good reviews. But they are fugly. Not that matters for serious SD/HD, but I could not plunk down the cash on something I couldn't bear looking at.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 02:03 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 02:03 PM (IFcDm)
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)
Don Jr. is very good at going after the left. Glad he's rubbing their noses in it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 02:04 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (wCmLp)
Slightly above US average, of 100.
But Kenya has an average IQ of 80, so there, he's a GENIUS!
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)
Mueller knew on day one there was nothing. The two year waste was to destroy Trump's agenda and the midterms as well as cover up as long as possible the real criminals.
And yes, Sessions deserves a flogging.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Not as much to cover up as to run out the statute of limitations on their crimes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (eXA4G)
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Yup.
There's a new front, their flank had been overrun and they're firing into the darkness at cardboard tanks
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 02:04 PM (OLCnA)
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Occasionally, his Twitter-Fu is even more brutal than Pop Trump's.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)
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I don't think Sessions is corrupt, but I wonder why he recused himself so fast. I wonder what he was hiding.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
________________
Ha!
Posted by: BuckIV at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (PZ2ib)
And now, let the great GASLIGHTING OF 2019 begin.
I predict lest that 72 hours from now, Adam Schiff will say--with a straight face--that he never said the President colluded.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (3RKQd)
4 day long no repeats lefty hot take video compendium of the word "Collusion" in 3....2.....1......
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Space Force Cadet at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (qUvbt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (EqwcA)
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (IFcDm)
Things will only get worse. We have to be nearing the breaking point.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (pNxlR)
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John has a smoking mustache.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (7HtZB)
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It glides as softly as a cloud!
Posted by: Lyle Lanley at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 18, 2019 02:01 PM (wCmLp)
This pretty much nails it
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
or so twitter/MSM tells me.
did Trump/Barr do good?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (9AcAx)
My guess is it wasn't his heterosexuality.
I mean - Why would anyone hide that!?
Posted by: Corey Booker at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (pCsgI)
Posted by: Media at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (AB9tT)
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No she is a super genius. Just read her dissertation from college. Some great work for a sixth grader. Grammar and spelling were first class and the central idea of HATE WHITEY is genius.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (TN1P5)
Trump may deign to shower a few words upon the vile wretches and scribblers who pester his servants.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (hLRSq)
No dynasties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK
Agree. Just make me emperor and after me, the flood.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (MAstk)
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I think Trump has it in mind to actually do some scalp-hunting at DoJ. Not just bluster, but really doing it.
If so - Katy bar the door.
If you think they've been nasty so far, watch how they get when they're playing defense. It's gonna be uglier than homemade sin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (AzW6q)
......
CJ Roberts: Could we call him a tax?
Mueller: Hmm. No. Shut the f*ck up and go wash Ginsberg's corpse. It's starting to stink in here.
Posted by: Addendum at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (Z0twI)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (TN1P5)
If he's taking questions, this should be good.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (QkjLD)
She's never, ever going to shut her angry mouth."
"Her".
Hah, good one.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (951Yv)
Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (zcT9k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
by The Temptations
Russians sneakin' out, Russians sneakin' in --
Interfering in elections is a sin.
Run, run, run, but you sho' can't hide.
A spy for a spy, a coup is still a coup.
Vote for Trump? You're a Russian stooge!
Rap on, brother, rap on.
Accusation, investigation, divided nation, then exculpation!
Ball of collusion! That's what the Deep State says today (yeah, yeah).
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (5tb4C)
McCabe has Sessions under investigation while he was part of Trump's transition team, making it a conflict of interest for Sessions to oversee the investigation. It was coup insiders at DoJ like Dana Botente who convinced him to recuse himself.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (qM84C)
It's not often that you can say the CEO of CEOs is a duplicitous dumbass, but there he is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)
Jah. I go back and forth as to which
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (bcbK8)
Again, check out Ruger PC Carbine too. Esp with a red dot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:54 PM (bcbK
Thanks Mark.
That's all I want in a gun, to work when I need it. No need for fancy or expensive.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (24fPU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
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John has a smoking mustache.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Are you the Electronic Keycard Master?
Posted by: Zwuel ... at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)
He was investigated by Mueller for collusion. Its in the report.
He should have resigned, not recused.
It was political blackmail from the outset.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 18, 2019 02:11 PM (qD6m/)
The electric chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 02:06 PM (pNxlR)
Well somebody needs to be up against a wall.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 18, 2019 02:11 PM (vg8iE)
Ruger PC9 review
http://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2019/04/range-report-i-ruger-pc9-carbine.html?m=1
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:11 PM (EK+Pw)
***runs into the blog
So.... been busy fixing shit today. Anything going on in the world today I might have missed?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (vWMNq)
They shouted loudly that they wouldn't allow such conspiracy theories?So how does one explain all of this over Mueller?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (BbGew)
Butt to the wall.
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Watch out for the door knob!!!
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (zNIcM)
be huge."
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Stop, stop! I can only get so erect!
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (7HtZB)
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My Boner just punched me in the mouth, TOOK my car keys and stole my ride.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (flINI)
Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (QkjLD)
Boston College?
I think I see a pattern.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)
Her Lower.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (pCsgI)
Hey, that's my word! Of course, people always seemed to pronounce it "un-Presidented"...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (g0Lfb)
241 No Gorilla?
Oh crap. It's thursday ... s/b "No Ape?".
Still sad.
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (vWMNq)
It's Trump's turn to throw handfuls of turd at people. And, if I do say myself -- it is SPECTACULAR.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Trump may speak to the press in two hours
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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump should put sacks of candy on every chair.
And then come in and say "How'd my sourballs taste?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (8XRCm)
ISBN-13: 978-1610972598
Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Adriane the Apocalyptic Music Critic ... at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (LPnfS)
Things will only get worse. We have to be nearing the breaking point.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (MAstk)"
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I wouldn't worry about society, it's mostly us deplorables. What's more likely to happen is spectacular media meltdowns so don't spoil it for me, I'm ready for some belly laughs.
Posted by: Decaf at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (PUz4C)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (g0Lfb)
Obama can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
As a divorced Dad, my daughter lived with me the last 3 years of high school, and says it was the best years of her life so far. And I'm STILL Best Dad Ever.
So Mike can eat shit and die.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:14 PM (24fPU)
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 18, 2019 02:14 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: Media at April 18, 2019 02:08 PM (AB9tT)
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It's not binary.
There are essentially 5 kinds of voters.
Dedicated D's.
Lean D's.
Centrists.
Lean R's.
Dedicated R's.
Most fights around around that center, convincing Centrists, and maybe even Lean D's to vote Republican.
The Mueller investigation was a big reason for those two groups to vote Democratic. Now it's gone, and in its place is Trump, who's going to play up the deep state angle like nothing before, and some actual indictments.
It will be influential.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:14 PM (q8oeS)
***runs into the blog
So.... been busy fixing shit today. Anything going on in the world today I might have missed?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (8XRCm)
Some idiots did and said some shit. Later, there will be stupidity and greed. After that, booze and debauchery.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:15 PM (3RKQd)
The lawsuit, made public on Thursday, was filed by the restructuring team winding down Sears' bankruptcy estate and suing on behalf of creditors, many of whom blame Lampert for the retailer's downfall.
It followed the billionaire's $5.2 billion purchase in February of most Sears assets, including the DieHard and Kenmore brands, after a bankruptcy auction.
The complaint seeks the repayment of "billions of dollars of value looted from Sears," including while it was in what Lampert would later call a "death spiral" where it sold core assets to meet daily expenses with no real plan for becoming profitable.
Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 02:15 PM (QkjLD)
She almost gagged.
Posted by: Some other guy at April 18, 2019 02:15 PM (EyFCU)
She's never, ever going to shut her angry mouth.
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Talking about divorced dads is a bit rich coming from Muscles Mike, seeing as how his Kenyan bitch wife had to scuttle off to another guy for some sweet, sweet (Reggie) lovin'.
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:15 PM (OFzX4)
Mueller did NOT exonerate Trump --- of faking the moon landing.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)
who were discussing the possibility of terrorism being the culprit for
the Notre Dame fire?
Neil Cavuto specifically and Shep Smith in general...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (7s3Gx)
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I'll bet Mueller was a big turnoff to those groups. I know a few more-than-leans-D people who thought this thing was an embarrassing fiasco.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (QkjLD)
"It would be nice if people read it, took a breath, took a walk , talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues. We don't live in that world."
These people are pathetic.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:02 PM (TN1P5)
He won't say a word. He'll just walk out, unzip his fly, pull it out and thunk it down on the podium. Then, he'll point at it, and then at them.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (8RFw7)
Mueller did NOT exonerate Trump --- of faking the moon landing.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)
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The walls are closing in!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (pCsgI)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (vWMNq)
It's Trump's turn to throw handfuls of turd at people. And, if I do say myself -- it is SPECTACULAR.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Trump walks in and trailing behind him is Thanos wearing a blue cover all dragging a giant orange hose.
The Trump says, "My manservant has a little present for you. (turns to look at Thanos) Thanos, at your pleasure." Thanos then empties a pumper truck of sewage on them and says "Courtesy of my Master"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (ycWCI)
Things will only get worse. We have to be nearing the breaking point.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (MAstk)
Pffft. Wait 'til next year.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (24fPU)
Posted by: Augustine at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (BDZWU)
Basically, their plan was to assemble a fully functional jet fighter as it's rolling down the runway which ends at a cliff
With no blueprints
And ordering parts from China
I mean, when you put it like that, it's really stupid
But this is the party that thinks the Green New Deal is realistic
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Sheena Easton at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (pCsgI)
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 18, 2019 02:14 PM (O9JR
==
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up getting peed on... right in the mouth.
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (O2RFr)
Witty dialog.
I read that as "Ms. Lampanelli". Close enough...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (7s3Gx)
Let the Bodies hit the floor?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)
Things will only get worse. We have to be nearing the breaking point.
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:07 PM (MAstk)
Twitter has nothing to do with society.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (8RFw7)
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I'll bet Mueller was a big turnoff to those groups. I know a few more-than-leans-D people who thought this thing was an embarrassing fiasco.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (AzW6q)
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And yet...2018 election results.
I have to imagine that now that the Mueller investigation is done, and we're going to start seeing indictments of Obama officials for abuses of power, that will influence those who did have concerns because Trump was under investigation to embrace their inner MAGA hat wearing immigrant from Togo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (QkjLD)
Loretta Lynch on the tarmac in a secret meeting with Bill Clinton.
Compare and contrast the media reaction.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 02:16 PM (QkjLD)
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Fake News. England solved its gun problem.
(Seriously, though, that's sad.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (q8oeS)
WAR ENSEMBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnC54vbUbU
Posted by: SLAYER! at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (pCsgI)
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I think SDNY is still holding that card. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets played, should the DoJ need leverage. Like I said upthread, I think there is a shitstorm on the horizon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (IFcDm)
Right there next to Michael Cohen's Czech passport stamp.
And the Bigfoot paraphernalia.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (O2RFr)
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"I dunno..."
-CNN, pushing that story under the rug
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:19 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (BbGew)
"On July 6, 2016, WikiLeaks again contacted Guccifer 2.0 through Twitter's private
messaging function , writing, "if you have anything hillary related we want it in the next tweo [sic]
days prefab le [sic] because the DNC is approaching and she will solidify bernie supporters behind
her after." The Guccifer 2.0 persona responded , "ok ... i see." WikiLeaks also explained, "we
think trump has only a 25% chance of winning against hillary ... so conflict between bernie and
hillary is interesting." 161"
No collusion and they weren't even doing it to help Trump win because they thought he didn't have a chance. They just wanted chaos..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (so+oy)
... talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues.
Oh, yeah, "talked".
This from the group that prefers to shout down anyone who dares dissent from their world view. The "national conversation", AKA ,"because, shut up, that's why!", crowd.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (ycWCI)
--Media
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (39g3+)
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Imperial March
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (vg8iE)
Tillerson, big, tough, Texan. Go back to Austin where you belong.
It's not often that you can say the CEO of CEOs is a duplicitous dumbass, but there he is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:10 PM (3RKQd
xxxxxx
My experience with mid level C-level executives is that they got there by being self centered duplicitous assholes that are handy with a shiv.
Their loyalty is only to themselves. Fiduciary Duty? That is what insurance is for. They know that they need to provide a minimum of deniability. Do you think Michelle Obama was the only one ever got a well paid BS job to pay off a spouse or family member?
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (8RFw7)
be huge."
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Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:50 PM (7HtZB)
F-in great!!! All the pent up stuff JackStraw and others here have been teasing for 2 years is about to be unleashed.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (QkjLD)
Please let it be true
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Augustine at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (BDZWU)
Jah, see thread in post below
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (1ISKN)
"No, but it's unusual that..." replied the reporter.
"Okay, so unprecedented is an accurate description, isn't it," said Barr.
And yet another blonde joke is born.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
LOL.
It's funny, but I really don't buy the idea that one of those suckfishes without eyes has been studying philosophy since it was young. I believe that the Russians interfered in our mutli-billion dollar election campaign with a $100,000 ad buy on FarceBook more readily than one of these Sea Lamparello suckfishes knowing jack about philosophy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (mTGg+)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)"
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In all this excitement they forgot to photoshop her in there somewhere.
Posted by: Decaf at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (PUz4C)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
independents are easily discouraged and don't vote when they think both sides suck.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (1ISKN)
Mine is in three (feast of Saturnalia!) Mammaw, God rest her Soul, is in 4.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (QkjLD)
So we get to find out what Muppet sex and Muppet blood look like? COOL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (3RKQd)
messaging function , writing, "if you have anything hillary related we want it in the next tweo [sic]
days prefab le [sic] because the DNC is approaching and she will solidify bernie supporters behind
her after." The Guccifer 2.0 persona responded , "ok ... i see." WikiLeaks also explained, "we
think trump has only a 25% chance of winning against hillary ... so conflict between bernie and
hillary is interesting." 161"
No collusion and they weren't even doing it to help Trump win because they thought he didn't have a chance. They just wanted chaos..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (so+oy)
Interesting, so the US Government has access to private Twitter conversations, between two foreign Actors, and can then not only use them at the DOJ, but publish them as well?
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)
@GeorgePapa19
Scandals I see emerging:
1) Mueller admitting that I was targeted with illicit spying in a politically motivated fashion by Obama because I was dealing in the Israeli energy business.
2) In order to try and cover that up, Mueller plants me in a Russia conspiracy and sets me up
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 02:17 PM (O2RFr
xxxxxx
Their cells are right next to Dick Cheney.
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (EK+Pw)
Dang, you harshed my mellow
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Councilman Miklos at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (QkjLD)
So we get to find out what Muppet sex and Muppet blood look like? COOL.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)
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Someone hasn't seen Meet the Feebles, from Academy Award winning director Peter Jackson and Academy Award winning editor Jamie Selkirk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (q8oeS)
"Well, is there another precedent for it," replied Barr.
"No, but it's unusual that..." replied the reporter.
"Okay, so unprecedented is an accurate description, isn't it," said Barr.
And yet another blonde joke is born.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
I mean all this was about getting Trump unprecidented, right?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (ymnmz)
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Taylor Swifts MEAN.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (MAstk)
Ride of the Valkyrie
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
At least they are sticking to actual History. I'm pretty sure this is how he secured his Sainthood.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (pCsgI)
They really really hate us.
So forgiving or ignoring them for the spying and attempted coup is not going to mend the fences with them.
We are dealing with a cornered rabid tasmanian devil.
Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (JNrOf)
Yes, but Shirley Temple's birthday is on Tuesday.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (XROPS)
Sick of waiting. If it hasn't happened already, I doubt it will.
Arm up for 2020.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (24fPU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (1ISKN)
Ride of the Valkyrie
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Followed by the theme from Conan the Barbarian.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: corn and beans at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (tkNkP)
Trump may speak to the press in two hours
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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump should put sacks of candy on every chair.
And then come in and say "How'd my sourballs taste?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM (ymnmz)
He should give everyone a bag of dicks
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Senator Elmo at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (pCsgI)
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:20 PM (XROPS)
Sick of waiting. If it hasn't happened already, I doubt it will.
Arm up for 2020.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (24fPU)
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"This is about me, isn't it?"
-Michelle Fields
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (q8oeS)
Let the Bodies hit the floor?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (wGbBR)
"My Name is Slim Shady"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
I think Avenue Q already covered that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (qM84C)
I'd actually buy tickets if it was an outdoor event and bring a couple of lawn chairs and a grill and do some tailgating beforehand. Put Rush Limbaugh on the radio and blare it. Break out the corn hole boards.
Maybe blend up a few frozen margaritas and light up a good cigar.
Bring my daughter and nephew and let the kids enjoy, make like a family day out of it.
It'd be fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinget at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (Z0twI)
Baby's on Fire.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (mTGg+)
"No, but it's unusual that..." replied the reporter.
"Okay, so unprecedented is an accurate description, isn't it," said Barr.
And yet another blonde joke is born.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
Darn you, Jay. I tried to quote the snippet from Instapundit on that one and could not dig out all the Pixy phobic bits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JohnMcCainsGhost at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (q2Rh9)
Let the Bodies hit the floor?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:18 PM (wGbBR)
"My Name is Slim Shady"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (bcbK
==========
"Why can't we be friends?"
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (q8oeS)
Any song that has fuck you in it
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (O2RFr)
Ride of the Valkyrie
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Followed by the theme from Conan the Barbarian.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (8RFw7)
The Prisoner - Iron Maiden
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 18, 2019 02:12 PM (flINI)
I'm LMAO!
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (cF8AT)
I'm a collector of the 9mm Carbine . I have the Storm, Hi-Point, PC Ruger, Kel-Tec and two AR platforms. I'm still at a lost why Glock won't design and produce a Carbine. I don't know how much money is more than a shitload but that's what they would make.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
He'd been an Establishment old boy for so long, something must have rubbed off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 02:26 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 02:26 PM (LuPts)
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He should show Donkey-Chompers' dance video in the background.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:26 PM (8RFw7)
This. Not just the music but this exact video.
https://youtu.be/fT0AjmeJ_sg
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:26 PM (mf5HN)
We couldn't find evidence he was guilty but that doesn't mean there isn't any out there.
Mueller should be hung by thumb screws for this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Didn't Comey's report on Hitlery just before the election do the same thing?
Posted by: clutch at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
I'm a collector of the 9mm Carbine . I have the Storm, Hi-Point, PC Ruger, Kel-Tec and two AR platforms. I'm still at a lost why Glock won't design and produce a Carbine. I don't know how much money is more than a shitload but that's what they would make.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (a/9Wy)
I'm with ya.
It would be a license to print money for Glock.
Honestly, their design work has been coasting since Gen 2
I want a Glock AR in 5.56.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (bcbK8)
Ride of the Valkyries
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (a/9Wy)
Now the big gotcha is that Sarah Sanders said FBI agents had lost faith in Comey but Mueller didn't find that
Welp, pack it up boys, shows over, Trump is going to resign now
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (TN1P5)
Wise move for Trump to skip it.
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
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I picture it like a Soviet State Funeral this year. I wonder if they'll play a dirge.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: clutch at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (kiSdp)
============
To be fair, Comey's was more along the lines of, "There's mountains of evidence, but I'm such a man of honor and the law that I'm going to bow to political pressure from the AG and invent an exception to this clearly written statue."
So, you know, the exact same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (xoxnc)
Slipknot: All Hope is Gone
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (qM84C)
I'd actually buy tickets if it was an outdoor event and bring a couple of lawn chairs and a grill and do some tailgating beforehand. Put Rush Limbaugh on the radio and blare it. Break out the corn hole boards.
Maybe blend up a few frozen margaritas and light up a good cigar.
Bring my daughter and nephew and let the kids enjoy, make like a family day out of it.
It'd be fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinget at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (Z0twI)
Hold it in Gillette Stadium, sell tickets at $150 a pop with all money going to National Right To Life.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: SNL script writers' meeting at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (BbGew)
CNBC legal "expert" says this investigation isn't over by a long shot because reasons.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (OLCnA)
Trump - we have no evidence, but we really want to hang him so if you know of any evidence call us.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (1ISKN)
"It would be nice if people read it, took a breath, took a walk , talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues. We don't live in that world."
Thanks to you, CNN. Thanks to you.
Posted by: Media at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (AzW6q)
Hillary playing on a piano.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Rick Roll them at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (MAstk)
If Trump ordered the public execution of a number of individuals involved with this for treason, I wouldn't really care.
We don't really know where bodies thrown into the Potomac would wash up. So it would be science.
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
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If they were selling tickets to the hanging of Jim Comey, they could price them at $10,000 a pop and fill the joint.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Mixed metaphor
Posted by: davo at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (sMLEE)
Slipknot: All Hope is Gone
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (VpIIl)
Send in the clowns.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)
Sometimes people play straight and narrow so hard they hamstring themselves needlessly. I think Ace had it just right: Sessions would have been great in another era, but he's the wrong man for wartime.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)
How to bring up the Mueller Report at your Easter family dinner...
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (8RFw7)
Wise move for Trump to skip it.
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
He's having a rally that night.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
Is there a song called "How Does My Ass Taste, Losers?"
If not, there should be.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (XROPS)
Bullet Train?
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (EK+Pw)
282 CNN encourages people to read the Mueller Report with their "friends and family."
"It would be nice if people read it, took a breath, took a walk ,
talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues. We don't
live in that world."
Thanks to you, CNN. Thanks to you.
Posted by: Media at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (AB9tT)
Next on VOX, How to talk about the Mueller report with your bug funk nuts crazy uncle at Easter Dinner. The clap backs are awesome!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (xoxnc)
**
Lefty dorks really know how to have a good time.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (XROPS)
I do hope most of them come to a no good end
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (bim/x)
I'd actually buy tickets if it was an outdoor event and bring a couple of lawn chairs and a grill and do some tailgating beforehand. Put Rush Limbaugh on the radio and blare it. Break out the corn hole boards.
Maybe blend up a few frozen margaritas and light up a good cigar.
Bring my daughter and nephew and let the kids enjoy, make like a family day out of it.
It'd be fun.
Posted by: Bitter Clinget at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (Z0twI)
Hold it in Gillette Stadium, sell tickets at $150 a pop with all money going to National Right To Life.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
With pay per view proceeds going to build the wall.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (NgKpN)
If not, there should be.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (XROPS)
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Well you got me to actually LOL at "work" (very slow today). I never laugh in a professional setting so I'm sure my boss is wondering what's going on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (AzW6q)
Music for the PDT entrance?
Ruffles and Flourishes.
He is the President. Rub their noses in it.
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (EK+Pw)
Hail to the Chief.
Mike Drop
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (ymnmz)
What background music should Trump have playing when he addresses the press soon?
When the Levee Breaks.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (AB9tT)
Nothing. Music is for dignitaries, and the press has no dignity whatsoever.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (1ISKN)
I mean, we expect this shit from 3rd world shitholes. Not the US.
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But, but, but . . . they are all like, international, and sophisticated, and stuff like that.
Us ignorant colonial types must learn to shut up and listen to our betters.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (MIKMs)
Sounds like a fun evening? LOL
Toothpicks under the fingernails is fun also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (a/9Wy)
***
Remove Kebab
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (xoxnc)
"Lost Dog: Answerers to Evidence of Collusion. Also missing: Cat named Conspiracy. If found, rub my back and say you're Joe Biden."
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)
If yes... PROFIT!!!!
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (Z3zSO)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (VpIIl)
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But, but, but . . . they are all like, international, and sophisticated, and stuff like that.
Us ignorant colonial types must learn to shut up and listen to our betters.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (MIKMs)
The Left is all about multi culturalism.
They want us to be like third world shit holes.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (NgKpN)
Ride of the Valkyrie
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Followed by the theme from Conan the Barbarian.
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:24 PM (8RFw7)
The Prisoner - Iron Maiden
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (7HtZB)
I'm open to Welcome to the Jungle.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (Rm2st)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK
Hell yes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
Sounds like a fun evening? LOL
Toothpicks under the fingernails is fun also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 02:32 PM (bim/x)
Especially while listening to a Yoko Ono album
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Budman at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (CeraW)
CNN encourages people to read the Mueller Report with their "friends and family."
"It would be nice if people read it, took a breath, took a walk ,
talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues. We don't
live in that world."
More disingenuous wishcasting b.s. In order to still cling to some semblance of virtue CNN "encourages" their vanishing, low attention span, low info viewership to read the *entire 448 page report*, knowing that they never will.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 02:33 PM (DwzBO)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK
Now I have to go find that again.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (Z3zSO)
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)
**
Lefty dorks really know how to have a good time.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (XROPS)
Imagine them sitting around the table with their kids, parents, friends, etc. and saying shit like "look!! It's right here on Page 240!! Trump might have done something!!
Goddamn these people are delusional.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (24fPU)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (xoxnc)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)
If not, there should be.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 02:30 PM (XROPS)
Shaq did a "Kobe. Howz my ass taste" rap once.
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
ISBN-13: 978-1610972598
Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 02:13 PM
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Almighty El Supremo and UN World Emperor George Soros, on phone to DNC:
"Look we gotta help our Froggy comrades out with this Notre Dame thing.
We know it was our excitable desert dupes, they know it was them too....Hell, everyone does, but I'll be fucked from here to Lake Balaton if we ever even hint at admitting it.
Well that idiot midget pillow biter Macron spouted some shit about 'militant secularists' as a cover....I know it's not really a thing, yes, pantywastes the lot of them, I know....but in fairness he didn't have a lot of time and was thinking on his tiny feet.....yes, well I know it's all shit, but the fact is we now have to run with it.
So, 'militant secularists', what can you give me for that?......Good, good, okay. You think your man can pull it off? Boston College, you say? Well that doesn't fill me full of confidence....I suppose we've no choice now, tempus is fugiting. Let's hope he doesn't make a complete dog turd of it and do something moronic like get caught on the steps hold cans of gasoline or something.
Let me know when it's in flames.
If we don't pull this off and the Yellow Jackets catch wind that it was our goat bothering bedmates then Madame Guillotine will be cranked out again and it'll make 1789 look like a tranny brawl at a Macy's Revlon counter."
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (OFzX4)
No worries, Andrew Wheeler is continuing Pruitt's efforts to take back what the 2008 dem congress gave them. Pruitt was found innocent of all the bizarre charges leveled against him too.
I'm as perplexed about how Sessions turned out as everyone else.
Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 02:34 PM (KP5rU)
Have Kid Rock play it live.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (a/9Wy)
He's having a rally that night.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
Yeah, in Green Bay. Anyone here going?
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (cF8AT)
talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues. We don't
live in that world."
Two year's of them shrieking collusion and obstruction and NOW they want to take a minute an think it through.
LOL, Thanks for the concern troll CNN.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (qM84C)
talked about it with their friends and family and colleagues. We don't
live in that world."
WTF I don't live in that world either. Most people in my world are planning their vacations, sleeping in on their day off, going to the range etc. They're not gonna read the fucking report, ever. They don't need to.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:36 PM (24fPU)
"My one-line takeaway: Trump and his campaign engaged in deeply embarrassing and immoral but non-criminal behavior. In attempting to avoid that embarrassment, Trump engaged in more deeply embarrassing and immoral but ultimately non-criminal behavior."
Posted by: Azathoth at April 18, 2019 02:36 PM (x2PE6)
I just hope Melania comes. I wonder if she'll wear her I don't care jacket.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 18, 2019 02:36 PM (qD6m/)
MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 02:35 PM (cF8AT)
I'm thinking about it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2019 02:36 PM (sjdRT)
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Great, now we get to see Elmo's dong.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 02:23 PM
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ELMO LOVES YOU! And your various holes.
Posted by: ELMO! at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (BbGew)
Prove Adam Schitt is a leaker once and for all.
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (EK+Pw)
Shouldn't that be a half witty dialogue?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
With pay per view proceeds going to build the wall.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 02:31 PM (NgKpN)
....
I could see that.
Maybe an opening music act to warm the crowd up.
If they did a firing squad or hanging they could get the countdown up on the Jumbo-Tron. Maybe get Michael Buffer to announce the condemned as they enter the stadium.
Posted by: Bitter Clinget at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (Z0twI)
"My one-line takeaway: Trump and his campaign engaged in deeply embarrassing and immoral but non-criminal behavior. In attempting to avoid that embarrassment, Trump engaged in more deeply embarrassing and immoral but ultimately non-criminal behavior."
- - -
Immoral?
Embarrassing?
What behavior is he talking about?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (xoxnc)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (3RKQd)
I mean its that or "I was wrong all along and we should apologize" and who's gonna do that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
Hi-Points get a bad rap. A buddy of mine has a Hi-Point .45. We shot it at the range one day. It's clunky and the trigger's crappy but it's reliable and reasonably accurate. I've also read positive reviews on the carbines. Personally, I'll take reliability over just about any other factor when it comes to pistols and carbines.
That said, I love my CZ75B. Shooting a cheaply made gun feels alien.
Posted by: troyriser at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (1JpTT)
So, Mueller can't prosecute a crime...
but, he is here to enforce proper etiquette?
Go fuck yourself, Franken-Lawyer.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (pCsgI)
I hear Nader was a enormous young guy so he would have not been a good dodge ball player as it would be hard to miss him.
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (BbGew)
You would pick him because his girth would provide good cover.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (TAmPV)
And they meet at parties through the friends of friends who they never
know.
"Will you pick me up or do I meet you there or shall we let it go?"
"Did you get my message? 'Cause I looked in vain."
"Can we see each other Tuesday if it doesn't rain?"
"Look, I'll call you in the morning or my service will explain."
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (zNIcM)
Maybe an opening music act to warm the crowd up.
If they did a firing squad or hanging they could get the countdown up on the Jumbo-Tron. Maybe get Michael Buffer to announce the condemned as they enter the stadium.
Posted by: Bitter Clinget at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (Z0twI)
Ohhhh I like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (BXMxN)
"My one-line takeaway: Trump and his campaign engaged in deeply embarrassing and immoral but non-criminal behavior. In attempting to avoid that embarrassment, Trump engaged in more deeply embarrassing and immoral but ultimately non-criminal behavior."
Posted by: Azathoth at April 18, 2019 02:36 PM (x2PE6)
That's two lines, Mr Thought Leader. Get a high chair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)
Buh-byyyeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (W+vEI)
>>Ben Shapiro's here to help everyone think, y'all..
"My one-line takeaway: Trump and his campaign engaged in deeply
embarrassing and immoral but non-criminal behavior. In attempting to
avoid that embarrassment, Trump engaged in more deeply embarrassing and
immoral but ultimately non-criminal behavior."
- - -
Immoral?
Embarrassing?
What behavior is he talking about?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (W+vEI)
That's the long form of "I got nuttin."
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (ymnmz)
Smart TV Lawyers
Posted by: Bruce at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (LAt9N)
Uh Ben. That's two lines.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (a/9Wy)
"My one-line takeaway: Trump and his campaign engaged in deeply embarrassing and immoral but non-criminal behavior. In attempting to avoid that embarrassment, Trump engaged in more deeply embarrassing and immoral but ultimately non-criminal behavior."
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (24fPU)
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There were a lot of progs joining the mohammadans on twitter celebrating the ND fire. I guess they think their little season is here.
Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (kOpft)
I think, much like you, I'd like to see your sister's tits.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (pCsgI)
Really? Did Shapiro really say that?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (zNIcM)
So. . . I guess all those old people who didn;t want to die without reading the Mueller report can die now?
Buh-byyyeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (W+vEI)
The Trump Snap dusted them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:40 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 02:40 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 18, 2019 02:40 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at April 18, 2019 02:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)"
Uh ... uh ... no. Why do you ask? I definitely haven't seen her. Nosir.
Posted by: Some Mortician at April 18, 2019 02:40 PM (YqDXo)
Immoral?
Embarrassing?
What behavior is he talking about?
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Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (W+vEI)
Ben can't get over the Stormy Daniels thing.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 02:41 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
Hi-Points get a bad rap. A buddy of mine has a Hi-Point .45. We shot it at the range one day. It's clunky and the trigger's crappy but it's reliable and reasonably accurate. I've also read positive reviews on the carbines. Personally, I'll take reliability over just about any other factor when it comes to pistols and carbines.
That said, I love my CZ75B. Shooting a cheaply made gun feels alien.
Posted by: troyriser at April 18, 2019 02:38 PM (1JpTT)
Have you guys been posting on Chuck Dixon's fb page? That's the topic today.
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 02:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 02:41 PM (pCsgI)
But not when Hillary did it
Just for Trump
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:41 PM (TN1P5)
Wouldn't that apply better to Hillz and her campaign, apart from the non-criminal behaviour.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (39g3+)
.
.
Yep...the media isn't the only ones in denial today.
NeverTrump is in full Harumph Mode.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Michael Buffer at Treason Executions at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (Z0twI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (VpIIl)
But not when Hillary did it
Just for Trump
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 02:41 PM (TN1P5)
And Reagan. Everything old is new again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (KP5rU)
Man, benny's head is so far up his ass he should give himself a colonoscopy while he is at it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (LWu6U)
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Zombie Emily Post wishes that she had that kind of influence.
Miss Manners says, meh.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (MIKMs)
CNN encourages people to read the Mueller Report with their "friends and family."
I'm visualizing a mother sitting on a sofa reading the report to her children sitting on the floor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)"
I have it on authority that she's on the floor at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: the poet at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (8eFw/)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (BbGew)
Ben Shapiro used to sneak in to the bathroom to watch his sister shower and fap. but mostly to fap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)
And his sister knew he was watching.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: pharisee obama at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (a/9Wy)
CNN encourages people to read the Mueller Report with their "friends and family."
I'm visualizing a mother sitting on a sofa reading the report to her children sitting on the floor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
Nona Hillary will be reading it to kinneygarners next week.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 02:21 PM (NFEMn)
Shoot each other in the dick, because that's where their brains are located.
Just who in the fuck are those paid troll idiots anyway?
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (Y8PSl)
.
.
I honest to God think half the shit DT gets from establishment cucks is the quality of poon he's pulled.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 02:43 PM (BbGew)
Well, investment for retirement is important.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (ycWCI)
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There were a lot of progs joining the mohammadans on twitter celebrating the ND fire. I guess they think their little season is here.
Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2019 02:39 PM (kOpft)
xxxxxxxxx
The idiot that burnt down the two black and one white churches in the South was reported to be a militant atheist. Notice how that story disappeared?
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (EK+Pw)
Perpetuating a highly-destructive narrative in the service of a coup attempt against your own country because it is the wish of your billionaire paymasters.
That's about as embarrassing and immoral as it gets you nebbishy little Benedict Arnold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (+7uO0)
Posted by: finally enough caffeine (new nic of Never enough) at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (/jt8C)
Really? Did Shapiro really say that?
***
You're surprised? Little Ben is given over to petty cruelties. He's a deeply flawed human roach.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (xoxnc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (KP5rU)
Oh, that.
OK, the Stormy stuff is icky, but after Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Ted Kennedy. . . ?
I don't think the Stormy stuff merited a $30 million, 2 year SC investigation.
If that's all you've got - essentially, politics attracts sleazy people - you're reaching, Ben.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dept. of Repeat a Lie Often Enough at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (xSo9G)
You're a whole 'nother level of Speshul, aren't you?
Might consider wearing a bike helmet all the time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 02:44 PM (xPJvm)
I dunno as I'd call Stormy Daniels "quality"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)
Immoral?
Embarrassing?
What behavior is he talking about?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 02:37 PM (W+vEI)
He's a dick that thinks everything he says is gold.
Trump did NOTHING of the sort during the campaign. The report SHOWS that.
He fucked a porn star YEARS ago and paid her off like the prostitute she is.
That is IT.
Shitpiro is a douche.
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
I like my rifles to go bang when I need them to. Not "click" or jam like a HP.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
CNN encourages people to read the Mueller Report with their "friends and family."
At dinner on Easter Sunday.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 02:45 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (a/9Wy)
Deeply embarrassing is when you look at it an flick it.
Immoral is when you when you do this while humping Ben Shapiro's mom.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (LWu6U)
I'm visualizing a mother sitting on a sofa reading the report to her children sitting on the floor.
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And that is why, my dear children, it is so important that you only pee in the potty.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 02:46 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)"
Check at the taxidermist's.
Posted by: Some Mortician at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (Q6F6b)
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I dunno as I'd call Stormy Daniels "quality"
quantity has a quality all its own
Posted by: stuff stalin said at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (sGtp+)
This is Nixon x1000, this is unthinkable and yet people are going "well that didn't prove he was guilty, time to move on!"
no, its time for heads to roll. Its time for shock and outrage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
And this was over a decade ago. If that's your most recent complaint, that some dude did something back when nobody had heard of Game of Thrones, you have nothing to complain about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2019 02:49 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (zNIcM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
I agree.
Its just like the whole "grab em by the mish" crap that came out.
Someone said something 30 years ago, so we should FUCK THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!
It's a ridiculous joke.
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (zNIcM)
"Today is a good day. Anyone seen RBG this afternoon?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (wGbBR)"
Uh ... uh ... no. Why do you ask? I definitely haven't seen her. Nosir.
Posted by: Some Mortician at April 18, 2019 02:40 PM (YqDXo
xxxxxx
Imagine if she just disappeared?
I can just see it now. Trump cannot appoint a new SCOTUS Justice. He has to wait seven years for her to be declared dead.
Would they be that devious?
Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: JohnMcCainsGhost at April 18, 2019 02:25 PM (q2Rh9)
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Pretty sure she's a REAL cunt.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:50 PM (zNIcM)
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But his sister has magnificent tits.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 02:47 PM (39g3+)
Go long on wicker baskets.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 02:52 PM (zNIcM)
MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This. While wearing some red, white and blue MC Hammer parachute pants.
Posted by: Jolo at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (WrMOC)
Bullet Train?
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Where did they find the gun?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 18, 2019 02:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at April 18, 2019 02:59 PM (vqIkG)
Check raise bitches. Check. Raise.
Posted by: Fox at April 18, 2019 03:00 PM (UuVBv)
Posted by: DonS at April 18, 2019 03:17 PM (XS+uw)
Posted by: CleanWillie at April 18, 2019 04:22 PM (TwCsL)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 18, 2019 04:28 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Punchinello at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (zOrpp)
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