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Super-Spy Christopher Steele Refuses to Cooperate With Inspector General

Nothing to hide.

Even Politico notes the irony of a guy who used to pass documents to the DOJ every few weeks now claiming that Sacred Honor forbids him from cooperating with the DOJ.

Steele declined the inspector general’s request on the grounds that it would be improper for him to take part "in an internal Justice Department investigation as a foreign national and former British intelligence agent," Politico reported Wednesday.

The explanation is somewhat ironic given that Steele, a former MI6 officer, provided his anti-Trump research to the FBI as well as to Bruce Ohr, a Justice Department official.

Meanwhile, word is that IG Horowitz is in fact investigating Steele -- and whether he really was a Super-Spy, after all.

As you read this, bear in mind that the FIFA investigation is the only thing cited to establish what a world-beater of an intelligence operator this guy is.

In 2010, Steele delivered information to the bureau's Eurasian Organized Crime squad about corruption within the international soccer league FIFA, with links to Russia and its president, Vladimir Putin, that led to the ouster of longtime FIFA president Sepp Blatter and the indictment of several FIFA officials.

The inspector general's office has concluded that Steele inflated his worth to the bureau in that case, and did little more than introduce agents to a journalist who had obtained hacked documents, according to two people who were interviewed and briefed on the matter. For the FBI to have formalized its relationship with Steele -- paying him an undisclosed amount beginning in 2013 -- as a result of his FIFA role may therefore have been bad judgment, the inspector genera'’s team has intimated. Horowitz's probe also appears set to cast doubt on the veracity of the information Steele provided about Page that the FBI included in its application for a FISA warrant.

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1 First!!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2019 12:12 PM (elsTe)

2 Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)

3 This guy should be getting the old Waterboard Treatment.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (pCsgI)

4 What will he be nailed for? Fraud? Espionage against the US?

Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (HUFx8)

5 Okay. so when do the indictments come?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (O2RFr)

6 Even James Bond got in hot water for refusing to cooperate with M.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (elsTe)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (Oz1wG)

8 2 Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)

They need to kick this investigation into high gear.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)

9 One of the many reasons why using a foreign spook to anchor their coup attempt was a very solid move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (I2dne)

10 FIFA? What does soccer have to do with anything?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (GEpFD)

11 Soccer strikes again.

Posted by: tbodie - autocucumber is Ridiculous Bullshit at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (BBhgz)

12 What will he be nailed for? Fraud? Espionage against the US?
Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (HUFx

4 counts of conspiracy, 7 counts of sedition, and a moving violation.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (J+mig)

13 >>Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?


I think you mean 'Gooooooaaaaaaal'

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (pCsgI)

14 It's self-promoting hacks, all the way down.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (mRuSo)

15
What will he be nailed for? Fraud? Espionage against the US?

superfluous "u"s (flavour; colour; etc)

Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (ceIDk)

16 Suddenly, refusal to cooperate with an investigation becomes a good thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (YslsA)

17 The BALLS on those guys!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

18 Okay. so when do the indictments come?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM


* twirls hand *

Steiner is bringing them.

Posted by: You know who at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (V9+Rf)

19 Bruce Ohr cooperated with the investigation, right?
He was meeting with Steele to get his intel to the FBI in a roundabout way.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (W+vEI)

20 Would love to see PDT now pardon the handful of political prisoners taken as a result of the fraudulent Mueller investigation. Long exploding heads ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (WqPYg)

21 Sean Davis

I'm trudging through the collusion section of the Mueller report, and it's difficult to convey how unimpressed I am with it. For example, the Papadopoulos/Downer meeting, which we're told sparked the *ENTIRE* 2016 anti-Trump investigaiton, is barely a footnote.

Posted by: HA at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (MAstk)

22 13 >>Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?


I think you mean 'Gooooooaaaaaaal'
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (pCsgI)

*holds arms out like airplane wings*
*runs around*

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

23 Trump the evil genius hid all proof of his collusion, that stupid fool only by blind luck didn't get caught, because his staff refused to collude or obstruct 

That's the coherent thought from our smart class

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (TN1P5)

24 Is Steele in this country?....if so, cuff his ass.

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (ykq7q)

25 It seems now that the Mueller Report is done things have really started moving.

"Hell's-A-Poppin'" as they used to say.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (hLRSq)

26 Sean Davis is showing how Mueller covered for HRC and GPS.


Killing it.


This is INFURIATING.

Posted by: HA at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (MAstk)

27 For the FBI to have formalized its relationship with Steele -- paying him an undisclosed amount beginning in 2013 -- as a result of his FIFA role may therefore have been bad judgment, the inspector general's team has intimated.

Not bad judgement. Deliberate and goal-oriented. He is a corrupt foreign spook that they groomed on a case where he provided legitimate information in case they needed him in the future. Thanks to FIFA, Steele could be cast as a "reliable source" should they need him again for something nasty in the future. I'll bet there are scores of Chris Steeles in the FBI and IC woodpiles.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (I2dne)

28 >>I think you mean 'Gooooooaaaaaaal'


Soon to be 'Own-Gooooooaaaal!'?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (W+vEI)

29

Can't he just put on his cape and fly away?

Posted by: Theodoric of York at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (UFLLM)

30 Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?


Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)


1-0 Arsenal over Manchester United

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (hLRSq)

31 I wouldn't be proper for me to comment on these incendiaries setting fire to Rome.

Posted by: Emperor Nero at April 18, 2019 12:16 PM (37IEG)

32 *holds arms out like airplane wings*
*runs around*

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah that's actually really weird now that you bring it up. Wth is up with soccer.

Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (HUFx8)

33 Steele needs a punch in the dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (+4/lE)

34 Soccer? I barely know 'er!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

35 The only FIFA investigation I am interested in is regarding the stupid free kick rule for overtime.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (YslsA)

36 8 2 Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)

They need to kick this investigation into high gear.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)


======


But what would be the goal?

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (WqPYg)

37 Valerie Jarrett has a daughter? YIKES

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (v0R5T)

38 Hillary don't know nothing cuz there were cut outs on top of cut outs. She's honest enough.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (Lg/Uq)

39 >>1-0 Arsenal over Manchester United


How could you forget?

That was the highest scoring game in Professional Soccer History.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (pCsgI)

40 so, can we rendition him?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (8D42x)

41 So we're gonna get chuckie shooomer to scream about Super Steele and obstruction?

Posted by: Laurenne St. Dubois, but call me LSD at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (NeSSd)

42 He's a paid FusionGPS hack. The partners at that firm are the true instigators of this mess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 18, 2019 12:17 PM (Z216Q)

43 Resolving this matter would be a net gain to the administration.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

44 >>Wth is up with soccer.


It's a game for 7 year olds.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (pCsgI)

45 Of greater interest to me is the relationship between Christopher Steele, Ukraine, Jonathan Winer and Victoria Nuland.

I think we will find that was also a big reason he was given access to the FBI

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (/tuJf)

46 So it cost 30 million dollars for this?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (O2RFr)

47 Isn't Steele also associated with a UK former intel-founded Fusion GPS type group?

This could be massive.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

48 38 Hillary don't know nothing cuz there were cut outs on top of cut outs.


The Clinton family has a lotta cutouts.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (wW03z)

49 So it cost 30 million dollars for this?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (O2RFr)
+++++++++
No. The cover-up cost $30 million. The investigation probably ran into six figures.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)

50 Huh. I never saw a photo of Steele until now. I expected him to be a physical manifestation of evil, redolent with wickedness at first glance, like Halper. But he just looks like a smarmy dope.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (AzW6q)

51 Well, he can always suicide by shooting himself twice in the head after hanging himself on a doorknob.

Posted by: WOPR at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (J70i0)

52 If there was ever a candidate for one of those slick snatch and grab kidnappings like you see in the spy movies, Steele is it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (RD7QR)

53

Steele doesn't melt! Remain Calm!

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (UFLLM)

54 This is not going to be a completely serious, sober-sided discussion this Thread, is it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (V9+Rf)

55 Somebody needs to contact Secret Agent Super Dragon. He'll sort this right out.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (xPJvm)

56 Honestly, why didn't the FBI just use Bozo the Clown as a source? At least they could have paid him with a new pair of floppy red shoes from their collection.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (+4/lE)

57 54 This is not going to be a completely serious, sober-sided discussion this Thread, is it?

LOL... Like that's new?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (O2RFr)

58 And the first question is for you Karl Marx -
"The Hammers" The Hammers is the nick name of what English Football team?
"The Hammers".

Posted by: World Forum host at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (37IEG)

59 37 Valerie Jarrett has a daughter? YIKES
Posted by: wth
_______

Sure. Ferrets generally give birth to six ferret-lings at a time.

Posted by: Furious George at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (9vQJW)

60 Sean Davis

I'm trudging through the collusion section of the Mueller report, and it's difficult to convey how unimpressed I am with it. For example, the Papadopoulos/Downer meeting, which we're told sparked the *ENTIRE* 2016 anti-Trump investigaiton, is barely a footnote.
=========
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
THIS THING IS GREAT11TY!!!

Posted by: Racheal Maddow Freebasing Cocaine at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (FlbSE)

61 what a surprise: this was all based on bullshit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (ER1jH)

62 Super-Spy
...........

QUIT SAYING THAT WORD

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

63
Sean Davis is showing how Mueller covered for HRC and GPS.


In fairness that might be covered by the IG report.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:21 PM (TAmPV)

64 The big question is :"Was Steele hired to investigate the IOC?" Because if there's a shadier organization than FIFA, it has to be the IOC. Just the ticket for two-bit investigator on the the make.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 12:21 PM (Pqytn)

65 But they're sure that the Trump Tower meeting must have been bad ... Cause Don Jr refused to voluntarily testify

Oh, you mean the type of meeting where the FBI hand writes in pencil their recollections and then edits later to obtain convictions?

Good lord--they just won't let it go: Somebody ate the strawberries and they're going to prove it!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:21 PM (TN1P5)

66 62 Super-Spy
...........

QUIT SAYING THAT WORD

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

Super?

Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 12:21 PM (HUFx8)

67
Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)






Yeah, who made the first pitch?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (veoSD)

68 How much did the DNC pay Steele? They should have stuck to Hookers and blow. This super secret spy stuff isn't their forte.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (+4/lE)

69 I think you mean 'Gooooooaaaaaaal'Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (pCsgI)

I almost did that but I felt it was a bit heavy handed.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (IFcDm)

70 I have the absolute inside information on Hillary's server, if they'll let me off from registering as a Sex Offender I'll give it to them.

Here's a hint, her server is not a man.


Posted by: Super Agent Carlos Danger at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (37IEG)

71 "The Hammers" The Hammers is the nick name of what English Football team?
"The Hammers".


Posted by: World Forum host at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (37IEG)

========================
Not as funny as the Bournemouth "Cherries".

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (Pqytn)

72 Meanwhile, this is one of the most delicious things you'll see today. Nicole Wallace's complete breakdown on MSNBC:

http://tinyurl.com/y2844d7b

"WHY?! WHY?!" lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

73 I am so sick and tired of this damn Deep State BS. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (B2ga5)

74 Tough week for the normals of Manchester with both City and United getting knocked out of the Champions League 24 hours apart.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (Lg/Uq)

75 Wait. Is Steele really Ronaldo?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (+4/lE)

76 >>Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?

I think you mean 'Gooooooaaaaaaal'
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:14 PM (pCsgI)

*holds arms out like airplane wings*
*runs around*

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
............

*blows vuvuzela*

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)

77 CNN: Trump declares he is having a 'good day' as redacted Mueller report is released

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (QkjLD)

78 "The louder he spoke of his honor, the faster we counted the spoons."

Posted by: Parker at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (MFwf8)

79 so Steele helped get rid of blatter? ok, he's not totally a horrible person, but I still wouldn't mind him being used as the free kick dummy.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (8D42x)

80 4 What will he be nailed for? Fraud? Espionage against the US?
Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (HUFx

From what we know publicly, it sounds like he just "passed along rumors,*" (*possibly made them up) which isn't a crime.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (GBteo)

81 72 Meanwhile, this is one of the most delicious things you'll see today. Nicole Wallace's complete breakdown on MSNBC:

http://tinyurl.com/y2844d7b

"WHY?! WHY?!" lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

This has me so aroused right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

82 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

83 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Goalposts status: Relocated.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (1ISKN)

84 Super-Spy
...........

QUIT SAYING THAT WORD

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

Super?
-----
the correct term is "double naught" spy.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (rfcgc)

85 67
Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)

Yeah, who made the first pitch?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (veoSD)
----------
Now that's a bit offsides isn't it?

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (Xvo1a)

86
Steele found corruption at FIFA?

In other news, water is wet.

Quick, alert the media!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (veoSD)

87 I really think it's high time The United States gets back into the assassination business.

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

88 The big question is :"Was Steele hired to investigate the IOC?" Because
if there's a shadier organization than FIFA, it has to be the IOC. Just
the ticket for two-bit investigator on the the make.


IOC? Smell that? Smells like a Romney....

Posted by: Bert G at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (OMsf+)

89 Orange Man Bad. Always Orange Man Bad. Go Away Orange Man Bad. My Head Hurts. Orange Man Bad. Get Out Of My Head Orange Man Bad. Orange Man Bad Will Get Me. Can't Sleep. Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow curled up in a fetal position at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (hLRSq)

90 Slate: William Barr Has Failed America


I guess the need their diaper changed

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (QkjLD)

91 Why? WHY?!

Ooooh, yeah, baby, I'm almost there...ask why again...

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (NWiLs)

92 From what we know publicly, it sounds like he just "passed along rumors,*" (*possibly made them up) which isn't a crime.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (GBteo)
+++++++++++
This may be the case, in which case he should never get in a light aircraft or walk down a dark alley. People rose their right hands and swore that it was all legit to get their FISAs, and they knew it wasn't. Those people are the criminals. Those criminals are probably pretty vengeful against Mr. Steele...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (I2dne)

93 From last thread:

611 Troll status MASTER confirmed.

In addition to Eidelweiss, the Marine Band also played "When You Wish Upon A Star" and "Every Breath You Take" for the reporters.

Bwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2019 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)
===

Does anyone have a link to the video of this? This is hysterical! It's all I can do to hold in my laughter at work.

Posted by: Augustine at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (BDZWU)

94 91 Why? WHY?!

Ooooh, yeah, baby, I'm almost there...ask why again...
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

Hi Insom!

what are you up to? oh! OH!!

???????

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

95 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Just like we found that TANG memo!!

Posted by: CBS 'news' at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (NeSSd)

96 81 72 Meanwhile, this is one of the most delicious things you'll see today. Nicole Wallace's complete breakdown on MSNBC:


She is the queen of bitches... She completely stabbed Sarah Palin in the back when she "worked" on McCains surrender, I mean campaign and probably with McCains approval

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (O2RFr)

97 Oh yeah, and speaking of Stefan Halper (who I referenced above), something occurred to me about that gross bastard.

He is basically a breathing appendage of the Bush Gang. A pure, through-and-through creature of their political machine going back 40 years.

I'm pretty damn sure Jeb!/George had a hand in this conspiracy. They certainly knew about it, at very least, if that pig-man was involved.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (AzW6q)

98 85 67
Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)

Yeah, who made the first pitch?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:22 PM (veoSD)
----------
Now that's a bit offsides isn't it?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (Xvo1a)

You're being a bit too forward with your inquiry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

99 I'm waiting to see the journalists light themselves on fire in protest. I just bought a pack of franks for the occasion.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (+4/lE)

100 My summary of today's events: White Hats Rising

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (Fy1TT)

101
Slate: William Barr Has Failed America


Isn't this too the story of Obama?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (TAmPV)

102

Takes knee on pitch.
Whips it out.
Pees.
Tucks.
Game on!

Posted by: Soccer Spy at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (UFLLM)

103 CNN: Trump declares he is having a 'good day' as redacted Mueller report is released
=====

President is probably watching Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood (and Mr Rogers) with grandkids -- just like me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (MIKMs)

104 Yeah Steele was a spy, for the bad guys.

Traitor's Gate and a very short haircut are in order.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (jhM8r)

105 No word yet on Emma Peel.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (AJj50)

106 Of greater interest to me is the relationship between Christopher Steele, Ukraine, Jonathan Winer and Victoria Nuland.

I think we will find that was also a big reason he was given access to the FBI
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 12:18 PM (/tuJf)

Oooh. I need to research Winer. I don't remember that name.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (XROPS)

107 50 Huh. I never saw a photo of Steele until now. I expected him to be a physical manifestation of evil, redolent with wickedness at first glance, like Halper. But he just looks like a smarmy dope.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:19 PM (AzW6q)


======


LOL. When my wife first saw a photo of Steele she said "He looks like you!" Now I can tell her I look like a smarmy dope ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (WqPYg)

108 95 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Just like we found that TANG memo!!

Uh, someone obstructed justice and it wasn't Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (O2RFr)

109 64 The big question is :"Was Steele hired to investigate the IOC?" Because if there's a shadier organization than FIFA, it has to be the IOC. Just the ticket for two-bit investigator on the the make.
Posted by: mrp
__________

Nonsense. The Olympics are beyond reproach.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (9vQJW)

110 Hi Insom!

what are you up to? oh! OH!!

???????
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Hellooooooo nurse! Um, I'm just watching a clip from MSNBC Live...

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

111 So you are saying this guy might not be as knowledgeable as he claims he is? Sacre Blue!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (AJj50)

112 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Goalposts status: Relocated.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (1ISKN)


Just you wait! They'll send that indictment request to the AG and then Trump will pay!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (hLRSq)

113 Fat asses like Nadler couldn't find their dicks with both hands. Never mind collusion.

What a flabby, carb laden dunce that guy is.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (+4/lE)

114 97. Maybe he's their handler.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Fy1TT)

115 From what we know publicly, it sounds like he just "passed along rumors,*" (*possibly made them up) which isn't a crime.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:23 PM (GBteo)

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That argument kicks the ball up, not down. Even John Roberts might raise his eyebrows if the DoJ and the FBI argued that "hey, yeah, we knew the Steele stuff was hearsay and rumor-ridden, but we thought that was good enough for a FISC warrant.. And your judges went along, early and often."

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Pqytn)

116 She is the queen of bitches... She completely
stabbed Sarah Palin in the back when she "worked" on McCains surrender,
I mean campaign and probably with McCains approval

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (O2RFr)


And she cheated on her husband with some other dope at NBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

117 83 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Goalposts status: Relocated.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (1ISKN)

it's a very interesting legal question as to whether or not the head of the executive branch could obstruct justice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (GBteo)

118 Those people are the criminals. Those criminals are probably pretty vengeful against Mr. Steele...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (I2dne)
Once he's gone the DNC can commemorate another bike rack for him, right next to Seth Rich's.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (37IEG)

119
CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.


How many Brigade Combat Teams does Congress have?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

120 Oh, you mean the type of meeting where the FBI hand writes in pencil their recollections and then edits later to obtain convictions?

Good lord--they just won't let it go: Somebody ate the strawberries and they're going to prove it!"

LOL exactly - after the Fiasco with General Flynn, why would ANYONE ever "voluntarily" testify again?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

121 114 97. Maybe he's their handler.
Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Fy1TT)

Ball handler?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

122 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Goalposts status: Relocated.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (1ISKN)


This is genius.

There was no crime. There was no collusion, illegal or otherwise, but TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE by preventing them from finding a crime that didn't exist.

C'mon, SMOD. It's past time......

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

123 I have definitely seen too many movies. I always thought spies identities were secret cause, you know...death.

I know at least five major names, and I'm a barely functioning moron.

Posted by: nip at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (DfGpI)

124 He sure didn't mind cashing those US Treasury checks from the FBI though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Z4rgH)

125 Ugh, every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

126 I mean seriously, why weren't we getting information from MI6 and not a former MI6 officer? Anyone ever ask that question? or how about our own informants in Moscow?

The question I keep asking - are our elites really this fucking stupid?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (AJj50)

127 I suspect Steele won't be visiting the US anytime soon. In unrelated matters, anyone know what's the Statute of Limitations for lying to the FBI?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (hdzef)

128 That argument kicks the ball up, not down. Even John Roberts might raise his eyebrows if the DoJ and the FBI argued that "hey, yeah, we knew the Steele stuff was hearsay and rumor-ridden, but we thought that was good enough for a FISC warrant.. And your judges went along, early and often."
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Pqytn)

Yeah, agreed -- the DOJ should be the ones getting scrutiny, not the grifter brit

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (GBteo)

129 LOL. When my wife first saw a photo of Steele she said "He looks like you!" Now I can tell her I look like a smarmy dope ... ;-)
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (WqPYg)

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Ha! I meant the dopey look that's always on his face, not the face itself, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

130 Warm up the ACME guillotine.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (RuIsu)

131 125 Ugh, every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.

Uh, that's totally ruled out... For Trump that is... Hillary? Not so much

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

132 I hope they literally bag Steele for rendition.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (+4/lE)

133 130 Warm up the ACME guillotine.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (RuIsu)

*holds up sign with exclamation point on it*

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (NWiLs)

134 John Solomon will be publishing a story today I think that says that the spying on Trump began in January of 2016 and was run from the White House.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (2BFQK)

135 Nicole Wallace is that chick you're sorry you ever dated, and the one that you totally used the "its not you its me break up line on"

Posted by: a moron at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (DHT59)

136 Please let me know when the walls begin closing in on Hillary and Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

137 CBS: Muller report says Congress could still find Trump obstructed justice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 12:24 PM (1ISKN)

I think they'd have to impeach him first...yeah, go with that.

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ykq7q)

138 This is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends...

We've found nothing but refuse to stop looking!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (xPJvm)

139
Meanwhile, this is one of the most delicious things you'll see today. Nicole Wallace's complete breakdown on MSNBC:


She is the queen of bitches... She completely stabbed Sarah Palin in the back when she "worked" on McCains surrender, I mean campaign and probably with McCains approval

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (O2RFr)






I've become convinced that the backstabbing of Palin by Wallace and Schmidt wasn't just approved by McCrash, but at his direct orders. Doesn't let them off the hook though, if they had any morals, they'd have quit the campaign in protest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (veoSD)

140 >>every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.


We can rule out 'Proof of Collusion', though.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (pCsgI)

141 LOL exactly - after the Fiasco with General Flynn, why would ANYONE ever "voluntarily" testify again?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

the whole Martha Stewart fiasco should have been enough of a warning to everyone to not talk to the FBI.

Honestly, if you have to talk to the cops or the fbi or whoever, you're a dummy for not bringing a lawyer with you.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (GBteo)

142 And the hits just keep on comin':

Australia says it is "ready to confirm" a key meeting between Alexander Downer and George Papadopoulos that led to the investigation of President Trump.

Story running in the New York Post and Hill Reporter this morning.

The illegal use of 5 Eyes surveillance is about to be exposed.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (DwzBO)

143 Chris Steele doesn't want to talk to anyone - he's worried about an lying or obstruction charge.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (AJj50)

144 >>Oooh. I need to research Winer. I don't remember that name.

You can start with Sid Blumenthal, Cody Shearer, Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation.

You can probably guess where it leads.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (/tuJf)

145
Ugh, every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.


Just can't quit you baby.

Posted by: CNN at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (TAmPV)

146 105 No word yet on Emma Peel.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (AJj50)

I have two words on her: Leather. Jumpsuit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

147 We should be curb stomping both the British and Australians for this subversion.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (+4/lE)

148
So what's the story? Did Cocksucker Hoaxer Mueller leave several ambiguous sentences in his report to convey an implication of guilt, or is Fake News lying?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (4fzLM)

149 96 81 72 ... She completely stabbed Sarah Palin in the back when she "worked" on McCains surrender, I mean campaign and probably with McCains approval
Posted by: It's me donna
__________

Sarah Palin? The Sarah Palin?!!! Dumb breeder who thought being a mayor and then a governor qualified her to be one heartbeat away from the presidency? That Sarah Palin?

Posted by: Pete Buttstuff at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (9vQJW)

150 Mewler's dilemma: Testify to Congress that there is enough to impeach DJT when POTUS enjoys 50% approval.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (Fy1TT)

151 Ugh, every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)


The Japanese Empire would never surrender to the Americans.

Posted by: Japanese soldier on a pacific island in 1960 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (hLRSq)

152 SUPER SPY

Posted by: Mary Katherine Gallagher at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (4QkZq)

153 Corruption in FIFA? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: Qatar World Cup 2022 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (fuK7c)

154 I'm coming.

Let me just get my shoes on!

Posted by: The Truth at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (pCsgI)

155 Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:26 PM (WqPYg)

Not that I'm anyone important, but if you look like Christopher Steele I think you must be a nice looking man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (FSPNP)

156 "As you read this, bear in mind that the FIFA investigation is the only thing cited to establish what a world-beater of an intelligence operator this guy is."

Well, not exactly. As the student leader of the Cambridge Union debating society, Steele was known as a dedicated Socialist who supported the No Nukes-Soviet-front groups of the day.

So he's been an intelligence operator for years. Comrade.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (Ndje9)

157 Steel was never MI6, he was working for Spectre the whole time!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (AJj50)

158
John Solomon will be publishing a story today I think that says that the
spying on Trump began in January of 2016 and was run from the White
House.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (2BFQK)


Yep. He said so on Hannity's show last night. I hope the JEF is getting nervous. Nervous enough to leave the country permanently and shut his mouth forever. As for Hillary, I want her to be in denial until the moment she hears the "clang" of her cell door.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

159 FBI, the country's finest. Gees. Idiots and traitors.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (0rsWa)

160 The Left is gonna need extra time.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (IFcDm)

161 140 >>every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.


We can rule out 'Proof of Collusion', though.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (pCsgI)

Sorry, I meant obstruction. I didn't get much sleep last night.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)

162 That was not a bloody jumpsuit, it was a gorgeous catsuit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (jhM8r)

163 Flip Steele, nail Brennan

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (HIiAc)

164 We should be curb stomping both the British and Australians for this subversion.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (+4/lE)

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Don't forget CIA/DNI/FBI/State. This was not a foreign op, per se; it was a domestic one that employed foreigners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (AzW6q)

165 We can re float the Titanic! C'mon my fellow Democraps, we can do it!!

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (+4/lE)

166 The Japanese Empire would never surrender to the Americans.

Posted by: Japanese soldier on a pacific island in 1960 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (hLRSq)

That's a good name for them: The Hiroo Onoda Media.

Posted by: Bert G at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (OMsf+)

167 So no apologies from the Tricky Ds or the media? I had 2 bucks at infinity to one on that scenario.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (Lg/Uq)

168 it's a very interesting legal question as to whether or not the head of the executive branch could obstruct justice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM

I think it's actually not that hard to make the case that, with an underlying crime that one is intending to cover up, Yes.

with no underlying crime, No.

I saw one leftist on Twitter pouting that "Trump did that because he was Frustrated? Well that's a corrupt motive, Impeach!" What she doesn't know is that without an underlying crime, Obstruction of Justice is a ticky-tacky BS crime that requires proof of ticky-tacky BS issues. Such as, you have to *Prove* that the defendant had the State of Mind of intending to Block the Investigation, when he took the questioned action. If you can't prove that, then there's no crime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)

169 The walls are closing in.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (pCsgI)

170 That's IT!

We just need to prove it was Trump that revealed Valeria Plame worked for the CIA!

Posted by: Monsigneur Nadler at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (37IEG)

171 Steele needs to take the only way out that is open to him.
Be at the entrance to L'Enfant Plaza metro station at precisely 10:15 tonight.
Don't be late.

Posted by: The Sweepers at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (0tfLf)

172 I never saw a photo of Steele until now. I expected him to be a physical manifestation of evil, redolent with wickedness at first glance, like Halper. But he just looks like a smarmy dope.
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Well that's probably a lot closer to reality than James Bond. I mean, what are the odds that British intelligence is populated with a bunch of smarmy dopes? Pretty high.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (rfcgc)

173 Steele was actually working for the Culinary Institute of America.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (jhM8r)

174 The walls are closing in

It's gonna be an early night

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

175 I have never done this but I've got some health weirdness going on right now and it's scaring the daylights out of me. A quick prayer would be most appreciated. He will know who you mean. Thanks.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)

176 103---President is probably watching Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood (and Mr Rogers) with grandkids -- just like me.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 12:25 PM (MIKMs)
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Is that on the Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (Rxduq)

177 @NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."

How DO these people rise to prominence?

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (cF8AT)

178 Warm up the ACME guillotine.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (RuIsu)
.........

They're motorized? Cool.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (v0R5T)

179 That was not a bloody jumpsuit, it was a gorgeous catsuit.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (jhM8r)


It was purrrrfect!

Posted by: Catwoman at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

180 >>That's IT!


We all float, down here.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (pCsgI)

181 . at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)

Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

182 So

Where's Obama at these days?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (4QkZq)

183 The noose is tightening.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

184 george stephonopolis an enemy of the state. frogmarch that sawed off little fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (KP5rU)

185 >>http://tinyurl.com/y2844d7b

"WHY?! WHY?!" lol



"Why does he keep mentioning the Mueller report f it's so great for him?"

That's some real backward logic there, Nicole - his comments about the proof of innocence = he' guilty?


How about: he's been slandered as a traitor, called "Putin's cockholster" even, for almost 3 years --- he's showing you and the country the proof that that was NOT TRUE.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

186 A quick prayer would be most appreciated. He will know who you mean. Thanks.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)

I'm in.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (0rsWa)

187 What I want to know is how much did Crooked Hillary and the Clinton Klan pay this POS Steele thru their cut outs? That's all I need to know.

Fuckers.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (2sCft)

188 I have never done this but I've got some health
weirdness going on right now and it's scaring the daylights out of me. A
quick prayer would be most appreciated. He will know who you mean.
Thanks.


Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)


Oh no! Prayers up. But please call 911 if you need to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

189
LOL exactly - after the Fiasco with General Flynn, why would ANYONE ever "voluntarily" testify again?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

the whole Martha Stewart fiasco should have been enough of a warning to everyone to not talk to the FBI.

Honestly, if you have to talk to the cops or the fbi or whoever, you're a dummy for not bringing a lawyer with you.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (GBteo)







And a video crew, and a posse of witnesses all with hidden voice recorders.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (veoSD)

190 A quick prayer would be most appreciated. He will know who you mean. Thanks.
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)

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You've got it. But may I also invite you to consider a trip to the doctor? Get well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (AzW6q)

191 >>@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."


Nicole is able to do that in a 40 second appearance, every night.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (pCsgI)

192 Nervous enough to leave the country permanently and shut his mouth forever. As for Hillary, I want her to be in denial until the moment she hears the "clang" of her cell door.
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Big Mike was in Paris when the cathedral burned.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (rfcgc)

193 162 That was not a bloody jumpsuit, it was a gorgeous catsuit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (jhM8r)

Potato, potahto. It encased her tightly. Isn't that what matters?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

194 Corruption in FIFA? I shan't believe it.
Posted by: Qatar World Cup 2022 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (fuK7c)
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It'll be interesting to see if anyone decides to boycott that shitshow.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 12:35 PM (Xvo1a)

195 You know the biggest tell?

How we're hearing "we need to move on to issues important to Americans"

Like raising the age to purchase tobacco
And prescription drugs prices

Heh

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:35 PM (TN1P5)

196 I always get it confuses...was Steele the spy dressed in black or white?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 12:35 PM (0tfLf)

197 Note to Deep State: Next time you decide to depose a duly elected POTUS, do it the time-honored Banana Republic way. Send in your side's generals to drag the President out of his office. This bitchy passive aggressive slow roll coup isn't a slam dunk. Cunts.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (Fy1TT)

198 Microsoft unveiled two data centers Wednesday designed exclusively to host the government's secret classified data.

Microsoft's announcement is part of the company's plan to compete with Amazon - the only company cleared to host the CIA and Defense Department's secret and top secret classified data - and comes as both companies compete for a $10 billion military cloud contract called JEDI.

While Microsoft's new data centers are operational, the company awaits security accreditation from the Defense Department before military branches or intelligence agencies can begin moving secret classified data to the facilities. But Microsoft is offering a "private preview" for its existing customers in which they can move unclassified workloads to the data centers.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

199 God, that Chris Wallace needs that smirk smacked off his face.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (+/7JY)

200 Steele declined the inspector generals request on the grounds that it would be improper for him to take part
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hahahah, srsly we couldn't make this up

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (r/xAU)

201 The question I keep asking - are our elites really this fucking stupid?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:27 PM (AJj50)

The short answer is yes, our elites are really this fucking stupid. The longer answer is most of them are instilled since early childhood with the belief that we--those who are Not Them--are the ignorant, unwashed masses over whom they must exercise guidance. Such elitist beliefs are never challenged & breed a certain type of narrow, rigid, exclusionary thinking that is resistant to reason.

Posted by: troyriser at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (1JpTT)

202
@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."

In other words: /strokes chin....What is Mueller not telling us?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (4fzLM)

203 I think John Solomon story is really about Obama's insecurity. Think about the birth certificate. Him roasting Trump at WHCD. And then Letterman (??) Ten things "unlike you, I'll be an ex-president."


There's something about Trump that Obama freaked on. The spying thing is because he could. But why? If you're so sure Donald wouldn't ever be an ex-president. Believe the jokes as he came down the escalator. Why?


The reason is: he knew if Trump some how won, he'd take a wrecking ball to the pen n phone shit. Whereas other GOPe wouldn't. And Obama knew he was right thinking that.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (40WkV)

204 The only thing more corrupt than FIFA is The Olympic Committee

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (BXMxN)

205 182
So



Where's Obama at these days?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (4QkZq)
Sittin next to Beto on the bench wondering why he's not in the game any more.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (37IEG)

206 the question remains whether Barr will try to "restore dignity" to DoJ and FBI/CIA (by investigating but not prosecuting) ... or whether the whole conspiracy/plot/sedition/coup will be given the deep probe it so deserves.


"Mistakes were made" has been the response over previous DeepState corruption. But there was immeasurable damage this time, in the obstruction (attempted impeachment/conviction) of a duly elected president ... elected as an OUTSIDER to break up the DC Cartel.


Without convictions at high levels, the DeepState walks away successful in at least stopping Trump for two years (from enforcing immigration laws, and from draining the Swamp, and more) passing the sedition baton to Pelosi to continue the obstruction and overthrow of our constitutional republic.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (Cus5s)

207 The Japanese Empire would never surrender to the Americans.

Posted by: Japanese soldier on a pacific island in 1960 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (hLRSq)

That's a good name for them: The Hiroo Onoda Media.

Posted by: Bert G at April 18, 2019 12:32 PM (OMsf+)
..........

The only honorable thing now would be seppuku.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

208
Where's Obama at these days?


Checking out real estate in Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

209 but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."

==========
a political hit job and taxpayer fraud all rolled into one! It slices, it dices, it bills, charges, delays, and protects the bureaucracy and more!!!

Posted by: Obama Popeil at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (FlbSE)

210 Big Mike was in Paris when the cathedral burned.

+++

Democrats burned down ND ? Why?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (4QkZq)

211 Big Mike was in Paris when the cathedral burned.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (rfcgc)


When she walked into a cathedral in Italy with an ugly dress nearly falling off her bare shoulders, I'm surprised it didn't erupt in flames.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

212 The only thing more corrupt than FIFA is The Olympic Committee
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (BXMxN)

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I'm baffled that people watch the Olympics. If that's what you're looking for, WWE is way more entertaining.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (AzW6q)

213 158


John Solomon will be publishing a story today I think that says that the

spying on Trump began in January of 2016 and was run from the White

House.



Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (2BFQK)

Yep.
He said so on Hannity's show last night. I hope the JEF is getting
nervous. Nervous enough to leave the country permanently and shut his
mouth forever. As for Hillary, I want her to be in denial until the
moment she hears the "clang" of her cell door.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
Or that upon taking her last breath, she realizes she is condemned to the most inner circle of hell reserved for traitors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (jxbfJ)

214 This guy should be getting the old Waterboard Treatment.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (pCsgI)

Rendition his ass to Gitmo, and start taking him apart with blunt Harbor Freight pliers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (TfwlC)

215 >>Steele was actually working for the Culinary Institute of America.



Or the Awan brothers' Cars International A.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (W+vEI)

216 >>Where's Obama at these days?


Sucking dicks through a hole in a wall.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (pCsgI)

217 "@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."


It was a criminal conspiracy between the FBI, CIA, other Obama Administration officials, and a handful of foreigners to take down a presidential candidate and then a president, and you willingly colluded with them all on that seditious project.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

218 If I was Trump, I'd snatch and rendition Steele to Gitmo and tweet "More to Follow" just to put the fear of God into the deep state lackeys.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (cCxiu)

219 So I notice from reading through the Mueller report -- the entire premise of "russian hacking" is still based on the DNC and their "cyber security experts" alerting the FBI that they were "hacked by Russians."

In other words, zero independent confirmation that it was Russians who hacked anyone. We're just going on the word of the DNC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (GBteo)

220 This was all about how wonderful Drew's insights are....


@_Drew_McCoy_

So far it seems the big takeaway from the Mueller report is basically, Trump's an uncouth buffoon.

It turns out my priors really were confirmed this time!

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (cF8AT)

221 199 God, that Chris Wallace needs that smirk smacked off his face.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (+/7JY)

Oh, I know and that whiney little voice like nails on a blackboard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (0rsWa)

222 Is that on the Gorilla Channel?
=====

Obviously the Tiger Blood Channel.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

223 Is Nicole Wallace in competition for most deranged?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (JgA4k)

224 Here is the huge problem for the deep state - the Mueller investigation shackled Trump - he couldn't investigate anything without getting tagged with a obstruction of justice charge. Now the investigation is over, he can get to the bottom of this whole sordid mess.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (AJj50)

225
Fake News is STILL pushing this hoax even after telling us after Barr's report they never pushed the hoax.

Fake News has not STOPPED pushing the Russia-Mueller hoax and have no plans to do so ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (4fzLM)

226 "Why does he keep mentioning the Mueller report f it's so great for him?"

That is so stupid it actually burned my eyes reading it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (3RKQd)

227 Reset the timer back to #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (q177U)

228 These 'secure' datacenters in private hands...

Let us pray there are no Snowdens or Mannings employed

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (jhM8r)

229 Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)

Will pray for you, but I agree with Jane, please do call 911 if it's that weird.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (FSPNP)

230 Can you imagine what McCain would be spewing right now? I wonder what his lovely daughter had to say on The View today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

231 The last British agent worth anything was Nigel Small-Faucett.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (tEYy6)

232 Macedonian Content Farmers Vindicated

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (pCsgI)

233 This bitchy passive aggressive slow roll coup isn't a slam dunk. Cunts.
Posted by: kallisto

Now, don't hold back, kallisto; tell us how ya REALLY feel !

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (Oz1wG)

234 208
Where's Obama at these days?


Checking out real estate in Zimbabwe.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

Kenya tell me where exactly in Zimbabwe?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

235 It doesn't help DS that their Democommie allies in Congress look like a line-up of Dick Tracy villains.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (Fy1TT)

236 Bob Mueller could not conclusively prove that the President is innocent. WTF

Posted by: Quilp at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (h6Uxc)

237 Big Mike was in Paris when the cathedral burned.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (rfcgc)

-------

Well now we know the cause. The lightning bolt missed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

238
"As you read this, bear in mind that the FIFA investigation is the only thing cited to establish what a world-beater of an intelligence operator this guy is."

Well, not exactly. As the student leader of the Cambridge Union debating society, Steele was known as a dedicated Socialist who supported the No Nukes-Soviet-front groups of the day.

So he's been an intelligence operator for years. Comrade.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2019 12:31 PM (Ndje9)








If he went to Cambridge, there's a 100% chance that he's a commie cocksucker.

The fact that after 100+ years of fuckery from that institution, MI6 still hasn't made attending Cambridge a disqualifying factor for employment just proves that the Limeys are done.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (veoSD)

239 Tiny fists in the air:

@WardDPatrick

INBOX: @ericswalwell calls for resignation of Attorney General William Barr

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (uAgHA)

240 where's the guy that says "and so it begins"?

surely something is beginning after this morning

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (XTiHL)

241 Here is the huge problem for the deep state - the Mueller investigation shackled Trump - he couldn't investigate anything without getting tagged with a obstruction of justice charge. Now the investigation is over, he can get to the bottom of this whole sordid mess.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp

And Adm Rodgers knows all.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (HIiAc)

242 >>>Fake News has not STOPPED pushing the Russia-Mueller hoax and have no plans to do so ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (4fzLM)

It's amazing. What's even more amazing is that I'm surprised. I thought there was a slim chance the republic was salvageable.

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (q177U)

243 I wonder how many more viewers CNN will lose after today? Same with MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

244 Where's Obama at these days?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (4QkZq)


Is he still over in Europe shitting on America?

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

245 I saw some gal whining that Trump has been controlling the narrative

Yeah, bitch: The truth be like that sometimes

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (TN1P5)

246
Ace, have you deleted the passwords to AoS for those cocksucking clowns drewm and gabriel malor?


Never ever let those pieces of shit come back here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (4fzLM)

247 >>>How DO these people rise to prominence?

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (cF8AT)


The very old fashioned way.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (zNIcM)

248 Now the investigation is over, he can get to the bottom of this whole sordid mess.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (AJj50)

The worst part for them is that now they've given him a powerful motive to get to the bottom of it all. I honestly think that if they would have just let things lie after the election, he would have too. But they couldn't do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 12:40 PM (Kpl3J)

249 211 Big Mike was in Paris when the cathedral burned.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM (rfcgc)

When she walked into a cathedral in Italy with an ugly dress nearly falling off her bare shoulders, I'm surprised it didn't erupt in flames.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

Hey! she has the right to keep and "bare" arms! The MFM all said so, with sycophantic drooling.

Yuck.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (CmURZ)

250 219
So I notice from reading through the Mueller report -- the entire
premise of "russian hacking" is still based on the DNC and their "cyber
security experts" alerting the FBI that they were "hacked by Russians."



In other words, zero independent confirmation that it was Russians who hacked anyone. We're just going on the word of the DNC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (GBteo)
If the DNC had used and listened to someone smarter than 3yr old to implement basic information security, they wouldn't have been hacked.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (jxbfJ)

251 Bob Mueller could not conclusively prove that the President is innocent. WTF

+++

Hard to prove a negative

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (4QkZq)

252 And no for some real obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (pw+jk)

253

WASHINGTON (AP) - Public at last, special counsel Robert Mueller's report revealed to a waiting nation Thursday that President Donald Trump had tried to seize control of the Russia probe and force Mueller's removal to stop him from investigating potential obstruction of justice by the president.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (aKsyK)

254
Tiny fists in the air:

@WardDPatrick

INBOX: @ericswalwell calls for resignation of Attorney General William Barr

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (uAgHA)


That's hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

255 Somebody I follow on Twitter is a fan of Malor, and he keeps showing up on my feed. I can't figure out how to stop that from happening.

He's gotten even more insufferable, IMO.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (tVWQB)

256 @ericswalwell calls for resignation of Attorney General William Barr

Go shit in your hat, pansy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (3RKQd)

257 240 where's the guy that says "and so it begins"?

surely something is beginning after this morning
Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (XTiHL)

It's certainly not the end. Or the beginning of the end.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

258 198 Microsoft unveiled two data centers Wednesday designed exclusively to host the government's secret classified data.

Microsoft's announcement is part of the company's plan to compete with Amazon - the only company cleared to host the CIA and Defense Department's secret and top secret classified data - and comes as both companies compete for a $10 billion military cloud contract called JEDI.

While Microsoft's new data centers are operational, the company awaits security accreditation from the Defense Department before military branches or intelligence agencies can begin moving secret classified data to the facilities. But Microsoft is offering a "private preview" for its existing customers in which they can move unclassified workloads to the data centers.
Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2019 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

So when an intel analyst is under pressure, trying to get something done for the operators and when he goes to retrieve something he gets a Blue Screen of Death, does he then call Mike in Mumbai?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

259 @JoshNBCNews

Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow tells @NicolleDWallace as of now he suspects they may not have to release their counter-report

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)

260 Somebody signed the warrant affidavit before he or she placed it on the desk in front of the judge, everybody.

He or she signed the affidavit under penalty of perjury, everybody.

So where is all the inside information about who swore out the warrant, anybody?

In Saddam Heussein's spider hole?

We've seen everything else in excruciating detail.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (tQkRb)

261 Big Mike was in Paris when the cathedral burned.

+++

Democrats burned down ND
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Who said that? WTH? Really? That's kind of a crazy thing to throw out there just because Big Mike happened to be in Paris. Did you see her with a flamethrower or something? Carrying a gas can and lighter like the guy they just arrested in St. patricks cathedral in NYC?

Posted by: Obama Popeil at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (rfcgc)

262 Macedonian Content Farmers Vindicated
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (pCsgI)

-------

Yes, but we can never go back to the way things were...

It was a simple life, but a beautiful one. The long days in the field, followed by a communal bounty of soy products at eventide, and readings of intersectional feminist masterworks by the firelight. Then, off to our bean-bag chairs for a night of sumptuous quiet in the countryside.

Every day was like that - glorious. And in the autumn, we'd harvest the content for the buyers, who'd come trundling into the market in their shiny ShareBlue trucks.

Until the collusion famine came, and shattered our bucolic paradise. Nothing would be the same again. It truly was innocence lost.

Posted by: Macedonian Content Farmer at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (AzW6q)

263 I believe Obama would spy on Trump just because he could. That was Obama's MO from his first Illinios congressional run - relying on underhanded, cheap tricks to take down his opponents.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (XROPS)

264 Wherever Obama is, smart money sez he's on the bottom.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (RuIsu)

265 2
Who obtained the FIFA warrant and what was their goal?


Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:13 PM (IFcDm)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Soccer Hooligan at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (ymnmz)

266 You've got it. But may I also invite you to consider a trip to the doctor? Get well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM


HordeSourced(tm) medical advice is available, as well, if needed, and has proven results.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (V9+Rf)

267 255 Somebody I follow on Twitter is a fan of Malor, and he keeps showing up on my feed. I can't figure out how to stop that from happening.

He's gotten even more insufferable, IMO."


I suggest not following that dickweed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

268 Firsties!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 18, 2019 12:43 PM (xptlg)

269 This is the stage of the game where key witnesses start having unfortunate accidents.

Steele, Mifsud, Downer etc should look into doubling their life insurance policies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 12:43 PM (Z4rgH)

270 Here come the Known Unknown's

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 18, 2019 12:43 PM (jsWA8)

271 Still rooting for suicides.Come on lefties,for the planet!

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:43 PM (BXMxN)

272
39 Arsenal wins 1-0 over Man U
Highest score in history of Professional soccer (or whatever)

Guess you missed the Tottenham vs Manchester City game yesterday. Manchester City 4 goals - Tottemham 3 goals.

And get this - Tottenham won the game on away goals.

Posted by: Glenn John at April 18, 2019 12:43 PM (LilNs)

273

The reason why Mueller spent 22 months milking his fake investigation is because he was waiting for an opportunity to strike at President Trump, i.e., a scandal, a recession, or some big fuckup.

Fortunately for us, President Trump has done a fantastic job as leader of the free world and has maintained his popularity.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (4fzLM)

274 "links" are becoming "contacts" are becoming "significant contacts" are becoming "that iceberg only scratched the hull of our unsinkable Titanic"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (TN1P5)

275 I suggest not following that dickweed.

It's a Moron, though I haven't seen this person around for awhile. Yeah, will probably do so.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (tVWQB)

276
Let us pray there are no Snowdens or Mannings employed


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (jhM8r)
There aren't, don't worry - just Ravi, Krisnamurthy, Sajad and Hunaid

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (37IEG)

277 Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow tells @NicolleDWallace as of now he suspects they may not have to release their counter-report
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)

Yep, why bother?

Sean Davis' twitter feed is great, btw-in pointing out all of the holes in the Mueller report. The consistent theme is everyone known omission leads right to the Clintons and Obama.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (XROPS)

278 Bob Mueller could not conclusively prove that the President is innocent. WTF

+++

Hard to prove a negative
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plus, the weasel word conclusive means, he pretty much proved it to a reasonable degree, just not absolute.

Such a merry dance of idiocy.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (DHT59)

279 other words, zero independent confirmation that it was Russians who hacked anyone. We're just going on the word of the DNC.

+++

They have very good reasons to block access.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (4QkZq)

280 If the DNC had used and listened to someone smarter than 3yr old to implement basic information security, they wouldn't have been hacked.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (jxbfJ)

As far as I can tell, we have no independent verification that they even were "hacked." By anyone. Much less the Russians. Just the DNC and some shady "tech company" based in DC that no one has heard of that seems to make money on the lecture circuit talking about ...Russia hacking.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:45 PM (GBteo)

281
Fake News has not STOPPED pushing the Russia-Mueller hoax and have no plans to do so ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (4fzLM)

They went scorched earth a long time ago

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:45 PM (TAmPV)

282 >>>So when an intel analyst is under pressure, trying to get something done for the operators and when he goes to retrieve something he gets a Blue Screen of Death, does he then call Mike in Mumbai?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (RD7QR)
----------------------------------------


Microsoft, the tech you can trust.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (zNIcM)

283 Ace, Darling, you're famous!
Real Clear Politics has a link to your article yesterday about Norman Podhoretz!

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (WHX8m)

284 Somebody needs to do a stake-out at Ft. Marcy Park, the one in VA.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (RuIsu)

285
Yahoo top story - Mueller report fails to clear Trump of obstruction. Forget the facts run with the propaganda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (OLCnA)

286 Ugh, every one of my local news outlet websites (TV and newspaper) is playing up the "can't rule out collusion" bullshit.

***
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 12:28 PM (O2RFr)

Not "can't"- "won't."

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (XROPS)

287

Also, Mueller thought he could force Flynn and Manafort to LIE about the president.

Also, Mueller was probably hoping for Putin to help out by providing a couple of Russian "witnesses." But not even Putin would play along in the hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (4fzLM)

288 The reason why Mueller spent 22 months milking his fake investigation is because he was waiting for an opportunity to strike at President Trump, i.e., a scandal, a recession, or some big fuckup.

Fortunately for us, President Trump has done a fantastic job as leader of the free world and has maintained his popularity.
=======
Literally everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong. I may have to take more drastic measures. . .

Posted by: soros at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (DHT59)

289
I have never done this but I've got some health
weirdness going on right now and it's scaring the daylights out of me. A
quick prayer would be most appreciated. He will know who you mean.
Thanks.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (IFcDm)







If it's dizziness, I'm betting on blood loss from the schadenboner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (veoSD)

290 If the DNC had used and listened to someone smarter than 3yr old to implement basic information security, they wouldn't have been hacked.
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Wasn't Podesta supposedly Phished? Weak.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (mRuSo)

291 134 John Solomon will be publishing a story today I think that says that the spying on Trump began in January of 2016 and was run from the White House.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 12:29 PM (2BFQK)


=====


I remember Rush coining the term "The Limbaugh Thereom" to explain how Obama was always insulated from the consequences of his destructive policies by the MFM and morons brainwashed by them. He was always campaigning and never governing, so couldn't be held accountable for everything that went wrong on his watch.


It'll be the same thing here ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (WqPYg)

292 Maybe on the Democrat side things will start to turn into a Midsomers Murders mystery, everyone starts dropping dead in gruesome ways.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (jhM8r)

293 266 You've got it. But may I also invite you to consider a trip to the doctor? Get well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:34 PM

HordeSourced(tm) medical advice is available, as well, if needed, and has proven results.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (V9+Rf)

Proven to give you a huge burn from the hot iron and induce liver-crushing drunkenness, but still proven.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

294 This looks like beginning of the end for Trump!

Posted by: This is CNN at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG)

295
Bob Mueller could not conclusively prove that the President is innocent. WTF


The foundation of our legal system flipped and nobody told us.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (TAmPV)

296 230
Can you imagine what McCain would be spewing right now? I wonder what his lovely daughter had to say on The View today?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (ptqGC)


Nooooooooo, Satan, not again!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (ymnmz)

297 @JoshNBCNews

Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow tells @NicolleDWallace as of now he suspects they may not have to release their counter-report

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)


Why?! WHY?!?!!

---- Nicole Wallace

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

298 Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow tells @NicolleDWallace as of now he suspects they may not have to release their counter-report

Posted by: Tami


That would suck. I'm looking forward to reading that.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (Y3hKx)

299 Yeah Pizza the Podesta got Phished.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (jhM8r)

300 >>So I notice from reading through the Mueller report -- the entire premise of "russian hacking" is still based on the DNC and their "cyber security experts" alerting the FBI that they were "hacked by Russians."


Crowdstrike.

Financed by a Google guy and, IIRC, Timothy Geithner.

And they use Marc Elias/Perkins Coie, just like the DNC, OFA, FisuonGPS and Hillary's campaign.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)

301 Did Trump have his news conference?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (FSPNP)

302 And now, they're saying you only need an agreement to commit conspiracy. Not an agreement to commit a crime.

Good, good: go with that. You'll be surprised when it leads

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (TN1P5)

303 This could be entertaining. The Dems change the game to sudden-death and then they give up the ball on downs.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (C78No)

304 Not as funny as the Bournemouth "Cherries".
Posted by: mrp

+++++

Hey, my nephew is a trainer with Bournemouth.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (T09ml)

305 >>Did Trump have his news conference?


He's still waiting for them to finish assembling the Gallows.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (pCsgI)

306 Is this an effort to make soccer less mind-numbingly boring?

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (nRWPy)

307 Horde medical advice:Hey,you can only die once!

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (BXMxN)

308 tip toe
through the tulips
through the garden......


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (d7Ww2)

309 290
If the DNC had used and listened to someone smarter than 3yr old to
implement basic information security, they wouldn't have been hacked.

------------

Wasn't Podesta supposedly Phished? Weak.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (mRuSo)
He was. Basically he received an email with a (for him) to-good-to-be-true offer of the locations of all the glory holes around him looking for workers. Clicking on any link and he is then pwned.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (jxbfJ)

310 Thanks guys/gals, you are all the best. I have a doc appt at 1pm for one of the things. It's been killing me waiting. Appreciate it!

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (IFcDm)

311 Somebody I follow on Twitter is a fan of Malor, and he keeps showing up on my feed. I can't figure out how to stop that from happening.

He's gotten even more insufferable, IMO.


Damn. If that's so, he's got to be close to the Nirvana of insufferability.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (9t0Zz)

312 307 Horde medical advice:Hey,you can only die once!
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (BXMxN)

...and all bleeding stops eventually.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (GBteo)

313 306 Is this an effort to make soccer less mind-numbingly boring?
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (nRWPy)

Only landmines and armored rhinos could do that, dagny.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

314 Wait, did someone claim the Olympic Committee is the most corrupt organization without even an honorable mention for the UN?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (37IEG)

315 other words, zero independent confirmation that it was Russians who hacked anyone. We're just going on the word of the DNC.

+++

They have very good reasons to block access.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (4QkZq)


What? There's STILL no evidence? I never thought it was the Russians that hacked the DNC,, but it took on the patina of a well-known fact, so it seemed someone, somewhere had actually established it.

That could be a huge missing piece.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (XROPS)

316 The illegal use of 5 Eyes surveillance is about to be exposed.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 12:30 PM (DwzBO)


======


"The Teleprompter of the United States always misspelled 5 I's surveillance in that way ...' -- Barry Soetoro

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (WqPYg)

317 305
>>Did Trump have his news conference?





He's still waiting for them to finish assembling the Gallows.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (pCsgI)
I think some quality time spent on the rack followed by evisceration is in order, don't you?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (jxbfJ)

318 remember Rush coining the term "The Limbaugh Thereom" to explain how Obama was always insulated from the consequences of his destructive policies by the MFM and morons brainwashed by them. He was always campaigning and never governing, so couldn't be held accountable for everything that went wrong on his watch.


It'll be the same thing here ...
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (WqPYg)

The way it was reported, you would have thought Hillary Clinton was President when Benghazi happened.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (2DOZq)

319
Also, Mueller was hoping for a massive revolt by the Republicans.

Keep in mind, all these Shits really thought they could oust Trump, and figured it would be easy because Donald Trump would assist them in doing himself in.

So Mueller was there, set in place, to drop the hammer on Trump when the time was right. 22 months later, guess what.

Deep State and the Republican Shits underestimated the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (4fzLM)

320 No worries about the news idiots playing up the inconclusive weasel shit because everyone knows they're fake as hell. Check out media favorability in a couple weeks.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (BaDGg)

321
He's still waiting for them to finish assembling the Gallows.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:48 PM (pCsgI)


A guillotine would be finished by now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (TAmPV)

322 >>Horde medical advice:


You can fix just about anyything with Duct Tape, Maxi-Pads and a Cautering Iron.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (pCsgI)

323 The level of sheer desperation, denial and madness I'm seeing from the MSM is just incredible. They are COMPLETELY exposed as liars, yet will not stop accusing the President of the United States of treason--even after a two-year investigation has completely exonerated him.






Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (DwzBO)

324 From the get-go, Steele has had the air of a scammer about him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (xSo9G)

325 The way it was reported, you would have thought Hillary Clinton was President when Benghazi happened.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (2DOZq)


Heh.

Posted by: ValJar at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (XROPS)

326 Oh your never gonna get it, collusion.
https://tinyurl.com/y2kln8mh

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (pw+jk)

327 Thanks guys/gals, you are all the best. I have a doc
appt at 1pm for one of the things. It's been killing me waiting.
Appreciate it!


Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (IFcDm)


Hope everything is okay. Let us know. BP issues can be scary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

328 255 Somebody I follow on Twitter is a fan of Malor, and he keeps showing up on my feed. I can't figure out how to stop that from happening.

He's gotten even more insufferable, IMO.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 18, 2019 12:41 PM (tVWQB)

You can't unless you mute or unfollow the fan of Malor's.

Believe me...I've tried.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (cF8AT)

329 276
Let us pray there are no Snowdens or Mannings employed


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:38 PM (jhM8r)
There aren't, don't worry - just Ravi, Krisnamurthy, Sajad and Hunaid
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:44 PM (37IEG)

Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney, Clayton...

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

330 I honestly think that if they would have just let things lie after
the election, he would have too. But they couldn't do it.
=====

My take as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (MIKMs)

331 since 8:30 a.m central time, the end is near for trump. abc news, "hey, cnn, hold my beer!"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (KP5rU)

332 >> BP issues can be scary.


A little oily leakage never killed anyone.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (pCsgI)

333 Oh shit!

Trump has a statement on this

"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"

Wow!

And other words

Specific words that mean "watch out bound flights"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (TN1P5)

334 22 months of good pay and a kick ass expense account.
Bob Mueller

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (BXMxN)

335 307 Horde medical advice:Hey,you can only die once!

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (BXMxN)

I've been there with the Ace Emergency Medical Team, and I don't think that's true. They can kill you a coupla times.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (0rsWa)

336 "The Teleprompter of the United States always misspelled 5 I's surveillance in that way ...' -- Barry Soetoro

They were afraid you'd go off on a tangent if you saw the word "I".

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (CE5C/)

337 I think some quality time spent on the rack followed by evisceration is in order, don't you?
==========
Hmmm, ala penultimate scene of braveheart what would Hillary scream as she is being drawn and quartered?

Here's your Russian collusion, you rubes --VODKA!

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (rfcgc)

338 The different thing about the Trump administration's prosecutorial report is that it will also contain pictures. All of them.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (zNIcM)

339 You can fix just about anyything with Duct Tape, Maxi-Pads and a Cautering Iron.
Posted by: garrett
------

Fleam. It is the universal curative.

Posted by: Theodoric of York at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (CDGwz)

340 >>I've been there with the Ace Emergency Medical Team, and I don't think that's true. They can kill you a coupla times.


If you are still whining about that, it means you survived.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (pCsgI)

341
Oh shit!

Trump has a statement on this

"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"

Wow!

And other words

Specific words that mean "watch out bound flights"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (TN1P5)


Sounds like he's about to settle some family business. Lara Trump is pregnant. The baby's baptism could prove interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

342 Trump must be guilty or why else would Mueller spent $35 million and two years on the report?
Actually said by by an MSNBS talking head.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (pw+jk)

343 silicone calk.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (KP5rU)

344 DFW Weather forecasters fucked yesterday's forecast up really bad. Businesses shut down. Southwest Airlines cancelled flights and shut down Love Field. Schools and Universities shut down afternoon and evening activities.

Weather line didn't come through till after 11 PM, there was no hail or tornado activity, only a couple recorded 60 MPH wind gusts and rain.

Evan Andrews (or Tony Shalhoub's doppleganger) says "SORRY WE BLEW IT and your car wasn't heavily damaged yesterday!!!"

Look, asshole. You are fake news. You created panic. In my area, people were fighting to get their cars in a local parking garage. SWA lost money. The state lost money. You caused a fucking PANIC because you suck at your job and WANT to create panic.

These actions should have consequences.......

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

345 A little oily leakage never killed anyone.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (pCsgI)

just ask Hillary.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (0rsWa)

346 308 tip toe
through the tulips
through the garden......


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (d7Ww2)

Let's play the ukulele..

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

347 What? There's STILL no evidence? I never thought it was the Russians that hacked the DNC,, but it took on the patina of a well-known fact, so it seemed someone, somewhere had actually established it.

That could be a huge missing piece.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (XROPS)

We just have the word of the DNC and their shady "cyber security" consultants.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (GBteo)

348 Uh oh. The walls are closing in. This feels like the beginning of the end for the Trump Administration.

Posted by: The Media at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (NUNXH)

349 With the collusion delusion now proved as illusion,

DOJ turns to Fusion's extrusion of grift and obtrusion,
while the Golden Scalp Weasel delights in elusion

....needs work....

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (6JL3d)

350 319


Also, Mueller was hoping for a massive revolt by the Republicans.



Keep in mind, all these Shits really thought they could oust Trump,
and figured it would be easy because Donald Trump would assist them in
doing himself in.



So Mueller was there, set in place, to drop the hammer on Trump when the time was right. 22 months later, guess what.



Deep State and the Republican Shits underestimated the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (4fzLM)


I just woke up from that dream where I was testifying in front of congress and I was naked and everyone else had cloths on.


Wait, I wasn't asleep asleep!!!
Nooooooooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Mueller at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (ymnmz)

351 Potato, potahto. It encased her tightly. Isn't that what matters?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

It encased more than her tightly, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (TfwlC)

352 340 >>I've been there with the Ace Emergency Medical Team, and I don't think that's true. They can kill you a coupla times.

If you are still whining about that, it means you survived.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (pCsgI)

Oh, and they have a great bedside manner. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (0rsWa)

353 For the most stupid "I didn't know" excuses comes courtesy of New Zealand.

While the Socialist PM was out of the country, the very stalled sale of the entire fixed-wing component of the RNZAF was sold off.

And when the media asked what happened, the PM well she said she didn't know the sale went through.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (jhM8r)

354 MI6 still hasn't made attending Cambridge a disqualifying factor for employment just proves that the Limeys are done. Posted by: IllTemperedCur

It's not just Steele. We're doing pretty well here too. Our campus Commies include Obama, Hill, Nellie Ohr (STILL defending Stalin!), Brennan, Comey--yes, Comey and Holder, who had two students himself: Lynch and Mueller.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (Ndje9)

355 Sounds like he's about to settle some family business. Lara Trump is pregnant. The baby's baptism could prove interesting.



Posted by: Jane D'oh
=====
Nice Godfather III ref.

Posted by: Q at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (UFGXn)

356
A guillotine would be finished by now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (TAmPV)
Shit - 10 men firing squad, make sure they have plenty of ammo, march em in.

Or rent a Sikorksy CH-53K from Pinochet Airways.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (37IEG)

357 I'll tell you what. On points of law and constitution Barr is no bullshit. The man is a very thorough machine. He doesn't play any favors and it's laughable that Democrats and their media butt buddies try to frame it that way. It's his reputation and why Democrats are learning to really fear the truth. Wait until the worm turns and investigations turn into a focus on origins, sources, methods and the legal process. If I were Nadler, I would be shitting my fatty pants too.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:56 PM (+4/lE)

358 323 The level of sheer desperation, denial and madness I'm seeing from the MSM is just incredible. They are COMPLETELY exposed as liars, yet will not stop accusing the President of the United States of treason--even after a two-year investigation has completely exonerated him.






Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (DwzBO)

===========

Listen, if asking for advice on firing someone, and then not firing someone isn't collusion or obstruction or assault with a deadly dildo, then I don't know what is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:56 PM (q8oeS)

359 Trump has a statement on this

"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"

-----

It was nice of him to add the modifier and provide some face-saving cover for his own people, but it's not the "Obama" anything... it's just the DoJ and FBI.

If Trump is serious about holding people accountable, then now the real power struggle will begin. This last two years will be a walk in the park compared to what's coming if the President takes on American Justice and tries to hold them accountable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 12:56 PM (AzW6q)

360 173 Steele was actually working for the Culinary Institute of America.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:33 PM (jhM8r)


======


"You mean Jim Comey WASN'T the Director of the Food and Beverage Institute?" -- Christopher Steele

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 12:56 PM (WqPYg)

361 Hah would be funny if Obama used TOTUS as an excuse. "I just did what the teleprompter said to do."

Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 12:56 PM (BaDGg)

362 I just got off the phone with the DNC, asking them why there is no evidence of collusion.

No good answer.

Posted by: Donna Brazil at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (CDGwz)

363 You can fix just about anyything with Duct Tape, Maxi-Pads and a Cautering Iron.

You said you were doing an electronics project.
You know what, you don't have to return my soldering iron. Keep it.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (9t0Zz)

364 AP---Public at last, special counsel Robert Mueller's report revealed to a waiting nation Thursday that President Donald Trump had tried to seize control of the Russia probe and force Mueller's removal to stop him from investigating potential obstruction of justice by the president.

?????????? What???

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (aW5/6)

365 347
We just have the word of the DNC and their shady "cyber security" consultants.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (GBteo)

===========

"Good enough for us!"
-Straight shooters at the FBI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (q8oeS)

366 333
Oh shit!



Trump has a statement on this



"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"



Wow!



And other words



Specific words that mean "watch out bound flights"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (TN1P5)

Cue Leila music.......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (ymnmz)

367 349 With the collusion delusion now proved as illusion,

DOJ turns to Fusion's extrusion of grift and obtrusion,
while the Golden Scalp Weasel delights in elusion

....needs work....
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (6JL3d)

But the obstruction destruction has no reduction

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

368 355 Sounds like he's about to settle some family business. Lara Trump is pregnant. The baby's baptism could prove interesting.



Posted by: Jane D'oh
=====
Nice Godfather III ref.
Posted by: Q at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (UFGXn)

==========

Godfather I.

End of the movie.

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (q8oeS)

369 I have three words of advice for Obama and The Hag:

non

extra

dition

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (IFcDm)

370 When facing a medical emergency, just remember SHITI.

Slap
Hot
Iron
To
It

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (NWiLs)

371 This is payback for the birth certificate. And it's funny most of the public think the birth certificate that was finally released was actually real! It's fucking make believe clown world.

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (q177U)

372 @pbump

This report makes clear that the vast amount of reporting by mainstream outlets about Trump and Russia was on the mark.

====

I really do not understand this level of delusion. How do these people make it through the day denying reality at every turn.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (cF8AT)

373 357 I'll tell you what. On points of law and constitution Barr is no bullshit. The man is a very thorough machine. He doesn't play any favors and it's laughable that Democrats and their media butt buddies try to frame it that way. It's his reputation and why Democrats are learning to really fear the truth. Wait until the worm turns and investigations turn into a focus on origins, sources, methods and the legal process. If I were Nadler, I would be shitting my fatty pants too.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 12:56 PM (+4/lE)

===========

I would be surprised if his motive wasn't just to clean up the DOJ after what Obama, Holder, and Lynch did to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (q8oeS)

374 >>Godfather I.
End of the movie.



You know, that point at which you have already been asleep for an hour and a half...


Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (pCsgI)

375 Lulz. Jonah Goldberg on Twitter:

http://tinyurl.com/y42ad3po

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

376 Steele was actually working for the Culinary Institute of America.

Posted by: Anna Puma
--------

I know two graduates of the CIA. They run a tony restaurant in Atlanta.

I've visited them at home, where they eat take-out pizza for dinner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (xSo9G)

377 " Mueller thought he could force Flynn and Manafort to LIE about the president." soothsayer

right ... and though we are left to speculate on details, Corsi and Stone both said as much.


So that is not just "mistakes were made", that is an active coup. Most of the machinations were intricate, but all to provide cover for their acts. They of course work very hard (using the full powers of the FBI/DoJ) to provide plausible deniability and the veil of legality.


Mueller says it is hard to tell if POTUS (his boss) was attempting to obstruct investigation of a (known to Mueller) non-crime. I think Mueller is lying (using "alternative legal theory" as cover). Trump was marginally obstructing their coup.


There is much more evidence that the intent of the coup was deliberate and multi-faceted, sedition and a coup. A ton of evidence supports INTENT to entrap Trump, and to force witnesses to lie.

Hang em High

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (Cus5s)

378

I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt with geometric logic that the Trumpmess boys ate the strawberries!

Posted by: Little devil with pitchfork standing on your left shoulder at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (UFLLM)

379 356
A guillotine would be finished by now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (TAmPV)
Shit - 10 men firing squad, make sure they have plenty of ammo, march em in.

Or rent a Sikorksy CH-53K from Pinochet Airways.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (37IEG)

Not big enough. We need to borrow one of these

wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_V-12

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

380 If we're doing sports metaphors, Mueller was playing four corners .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (2DOZq)

381 >>Trump has a statement on this

>>"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"

Don't stop there. Include the Obama CIA and mostly the Obama State Department under Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (/tuJf)

382 what's coming if the President takes on American Justice and tries to hold them accountable.
========
The most beautiful three little words in the English language: Kinetic Energy Weapon

Posted by: Donald J Trump Twitter at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (FlbSE)

383 353 For the most stupid "I didn't know" excuses comes courtesy of New Zealand.

While the Socialist PM was out of the country, the very stalled sale of the entire fixed-wing component of the RNZAF was sold off.

And when the media asked what happened, the PM well she said she didn't know the sale went through.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (jhM8r)

[blinks] They sold their air force? What are they going to do, lease one from Oz?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

384 Checking out real estate in Zimbabwe.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

They have some smokin' hot deals on farmland seized from white farmers, doled out to Mugabe's cronies, and then left fallow.

Coming soon to South Africa, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (TfwlC)

385 @pbump

This report makes clear that the vast amount of reporting by mainstream outlets about Trump and Russia was on the mark.


Oh thank you! We feel vindicated!!

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (NeSSd)

386 374 >>Godfather I.
End of the movie.



You know, that point at which you have already been asleep for an hour and a half...


Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (pCsgI)

==========

Rewatched it recently.

So awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (q8oeS)

387
This report makes clear that the vast amount of reporting by mainstream outlets about Trump and Russia was on the mark.

Yep, skid marks.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (TAmPV)

388 http://tinyurl.com/y42ad3po
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

--------

If Zoe was a good girl she'd bite fatboy on the neck. For America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (AzW6q)

389 AP---Public at last, special counsel Robert Mueller's report revealed to a waiting nation Thursday that President Donald Trump had tried to seize control of the Russia probe and force Mueller's removal to stop him from investigating potential obstruction of justice by the president.

?????????? What???
Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (aW5/6)




The MFM is just making shit up right now completely devoid of facts. They must be hoping enough idiots believe whatever they say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (OLCnA)

390 How do the brain damaged, corrupt scum of the media believe the Russians did to help Trump? And why?
I've never had any kind of rational explanation.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (JgA4k)

391 So did Mueller give the Dems "enough" to proceed with impeachment hearings?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (NFEMn)

392 381 >>Trump has a statement on this

>>"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"

Don't stop there. Include the Obama CIA and mostly the Obama State Department under Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (/tuJf)

==========

Whatever happened to the billions of dollars that went missing from Hillary's time at State?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (q8oeS)

393 This was a Hillary operation. She has been spying on DC for years. Bambi did his share too, sure, but The Hag was getting ready to assume her throne and nothing was gonna stop her.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (IFcDm)

394 Cavorting with foreign intelligence professionals to produce intelligence products requires an export license - under defense services. Did Fusion et al, get one?

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (25Dt7)

395 I think the use of Obama Era was specific--Trump is saying this was directed by Obama.

He, Obama, took a shot at the king.

And now the king is making his move

This is a really deadly game, you all

But we can not shy away as someone has to die

And do not forget--it was the Democrats who fired first

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (TN1P5)

396 368 355 Sounds like he's about to settle some family business. Lara Trump is pregnant. The baby's baptism could prove interesting.



Posted by: Jane D'oh
=====
Nice Godfather III ref.
Posted by: Q at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (UFGXn)

==========

Godfather I.

End of the movie.

Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (q8oeS)

Were this the Movie Thread, we'd have to ban poor Q.

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (7HtZB)

397 I'd like to tell a little story about one of my best ideas for a story, The Maguffin.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (pw+jk)

398 >>Rewatched it recently.

It's awful.
I'd rather re-watch The Piano.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (pCsgI)

399 "I'm trudging through the collusion section of the Mueller report, and it's difficult to convey how unimpressed I am with it. For example, the Papadopoulos/Downer meeting, which we're told sparked the *ENTIRE* 2016 anti-Trump investigaiton, is barely a footnote.
Posted by: HA at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (MAstk)"

-------------

That's the whole point, hiding in plain sight.

Posted by: Decaf at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (PUz4C)

400 332 >> BP issues can be scary.

A little oily leakage never killed anyone.


indeed.

Posted by: olestra at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (sGtp+)

401 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (q8oeS)"


There is a lot of truth to that. Barr has a fealty to the law and integrity of the process. One reason he took the job was an attempt to restore that integrity. DoJ and the FBI have gone from some of the most respected agencies in the world to a bunch of laughingstock, corrupt, political tools. Barr wants that impression gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+4/lE)

402
But the obstruction destruction has no reduction

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

Ugh this is getting harder now, been staring at this for the past five minutes trying to think of a follow up!!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (6JL3d)

403 370 When facing a medical emergency, just remember SHITI.

Slap
Hot
Iron
To
It
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 12:58 PM (NWiLs)

*flashbacks*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (0rsWa)

404 346 308 tip toe
through the tulips
through the garden......


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (d7Ww2)

Let's play the ukulele..
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

you can play my ukulele anytime, baby

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)

405 >>Whatever happened to the billions of dollars that went missing from Hillary's time at State?

Good question. I'd look to Ukraine but that's just a guess right now.

But I am pretty sure that the FIFA link is just a cover. Steele was a long time Clinton asset well before the 2016 election. That's where the link came in.

And yes, this does include Uranium One.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (/tuJf)

406 "Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)"

yep, here too. And last weekend Houston was supposed to be pounded on Saturday. Phone alerts, NextDoor warnings. Pretty much predicted weather armageddon and then a 1/4" rain came through.

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (XTiHL)

407 A guillotine would be finished by now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 12:50 PM (TAmPV)
Shit - 10 men firing squad, make sure they have plenty of ammo, march em in.

Or rent a Sikorksy CH-53K from Pinochet Airways.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (37IEG)

Not big enough. We need to borrow one of these

wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_V-12
Posted by: josephistan

Pikers

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (25Dt7)

408 How do the brain damaged, corrupt scum of the media believe the Russians did to help Trump? And why?
I've never had any kind of rational explanation.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM (JgA4k)

This is exactly what has bugged me from the get-go. They never even bothered to lay out a scenario how the stealing of the election actually occurred. It was always vague. We know that the voting machines couldn't have all been hacked.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

409 The Babylon Bee:

Politics
CNN: 'God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion'
April 18th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)

410 Ace, please take a look at Maggie Haberman's timeline on Twitter. Would love to hear your take on her take of Edelweiss.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (8JWHR)

411 381
>>Trump has a statement on this



>>"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"



Don't stop there. Include the Obama CIA and mostly the Obama State Department under Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (/tuJf)

Memba the "Peaceful Transition of Power" talking points loudly parroted on all media the day of inauguration and smarmy Ryan laughing in the oval office behind Trump's back. Memba the By the book email by Rice. Yates basically going rouge.


I Do!

Imma going to enjoy this.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

412 398 >>Rewatched it recently.

It's awful.
I'd rather re-watch The Piano.
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (pCsgI)

=========

So wrong.

Elegantly constructed. Marvelously acted. Beautifully filmed. Truly one of the greats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (q8oeS)

413 Oh shit!

Trump has a statement on this

"The Obama era DOJ and FBI must answer"

Wow!

And other words

Specific words that mean "watch out bound flights"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 12:52 PM (TN1P5)

Sounds like he's about to settle some family business. Lara Trump is pregnant. The baby's baptism could prove interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

Cue the heartfelt editorials calling for forgiveness and unity.

Posted by: ValJar at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (XROPS)

414 Do you remember Hillary saying that she had to win the 2016 election, or else a lot of them were going to jail?

Guess what?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (YslsA)

415 If it's dizziness, I'm betting on blood loss from the schadenboner.Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:46 PM (veoSD)r4

LMFAO I needed that

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (IFcDm)

416 Is this something? https://youtu.be/IZ8rN0o_lUw
It's was at least twenty minutes or so before the first alarm went off
The source is archived video at viewsurf.com

There's another even fuzzier video circulating with arrows and circles but this version is a bit clearer and goes on longer.

Posted by: SarahW at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (g1vnC)

417
you can play my ukulele anytime, baby
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)


Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

418 Sounds like he's about to settle some family business. Lara Trump is pregnant. The baby's baptism could prove interesting.



Posted by: Jane D'oh
=====
Nice Godfather III ref.
Posted by: Q at April 18, 2019 12:55 PM (UFGXn)

==========

Godfather I.

End of the movie.

Jeez.
========
Trolling. Check the nick.

Posted by: You got hooked at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (DHT59)

419 @pbump

This report makes clear that the vast amount of reporting by mainstream outlets about Trump and Russia was on the mark.


AND the Mewler report also figured out who made the other key to get the strawberries

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (OLCnA)

420 This report makes clear that the vast amount of reporting by mainstream outlets about Trump and Russia was on the mark.

===
At least 12% of reporting was right on the mark, a vast amount.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (pw+jk)

421 The Corrupt Media is upset at Barr's press conference because THEY wanted to set the Narrative when the Report was released. Now everyone has already heard from Barr and the Corrupt Media's lies about what the Report says won't be as effective.

Posted by: Brody at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (4Eo4+)

422 Or that upon taking her last breath, she realizes she is condemned to the most inner circle of hell reserved for traitors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwe


Can you imagine the sigh of relief from both sides of the political spectrum when that Bitch and her pedophile husband finally assume room temperature?

America Held Hostage (since 1992). What a nightmare.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 01:04 PM (Y3hKx)

423
Let's play the ukulele..
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

you can play my ukulele anytime, baby
Posted by: nurse ratched


Ho Lee Shit. I am OUT.

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:04 PM (NeSSd)

424 Somebody I follow on Twitter is a fan of Malor, and he keeps showing up on my feed. I can't figure out how to stop that from happening.

He's gotten even more insufferable, IMO.

Damn. If that's so, he's got to be close to the Nirvana of insufferability.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2019 12:49 PM (9t0Zz)


Mine too until I blocked the re-tweeter

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 01:04 PM (nRWPy)

425 Anyone notice McAuliffe bailed from a 2020 run - this could signal the end of the Clinton era. Also, he's a realist - Trump is going to be tough to beat.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:04 PM (25Dt7)

426 Also from the Bee:

Internet
Did Nick Cage Steal The Declaration? FALSE-Plus 5 More Shocking Snopes Reveals
April 18th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

427 399 "I'm trudging through the collusion section of the Mueller report, and it's difficult to convey how unimpressed I am with it. For example, the Papadopoulos/Downer meeting, which we're told sparked the *ENTIRE* 2016 anti-Trump investigaiton, is barely a footnote.
Posted by: HA at April 18, 2019 12:15 PM (MAstk)"

-------------

That's the whole point, hiding in plain sight.
Posted by: Decaf at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (PUz4C)

They couldn't really talk about it, seeing as how it was an FBI op.

Sting operation, pure and simple.

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (NgKpN)

428 425 Anyone notice McAuliffe bailed from a 2020 run - this could signal the end of the Clinton era. Also, he's a realist - Trump is going to be tough to beat.
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:04 PM (25Dt7)

============

Hillary's gonna jump in. That's my read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (q8oeS)

429 They have some smokin' hot deals on farmland seized from white farmers, doled out to Mugabe's cronies, and then left fallow.

Coming soon to South Africa, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

They'll be rolling in cash there, once all of the guilt-ridden Lefties send back the Rhodes Scholarship money. You know, Rachel Maddow, Bill Clinton, Susan Rice, people like that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)

430 414 Do you remember Hillary saying that she had to win the 2016 election, or else a lot of them were going to jail?

No, because the only source for that was a satirical site.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (+/7JY)

431 >> that President Donald Trump had tried to seize control of the Russia probe and force Mueller's removal to stop him from investigating potential obstruction of justice by the president.


Yeah, whaaaaaaaaat?

There was only rumors from unnamed sources that Trump was thinking about firing Comey.
Which means it's not true, factual.

They really want to rewrite history, don't they?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

432 But the obstruction destruction has no reduction

Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

Ugh this is getting harder now, been staring at this for the past five minutes trying to think of a follow up!!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2019 01:02 PM (6JL3d)

The incitement for indictments are no longer excitement.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (2DOZq)

433 off I didn't know you were part black sock.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (XROPS)

434 Oops, fire Mueller, not Comey.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

435 Best part in Godfather was when he said 'say hello to my lil friend!'

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (OOH1c)

436 PDT Needs to hit hard and fast. Subpoenas, arrests. So many and so much that the Dems can only play defense. Cells, bright lights and non stop Yoko and ear bleeding volume.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (0rsWa)

437 For your viewing pleasure:

https://tinyurl.com/Emma-Peel-Raawwrrr

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (Y3hKx)

438 Joncelli,

13 Dec 2001 the three combat squadrons of the RNZAF had their colours retired under stormy clouds. Prime Minister Helen Clark could not even be bothered to attend the ceremony since she had a funeral to attend in England.

Three months after 9/11 and despite 75 Sqn A-4Ks providing support for RAAF F-18s going to war in Afghanistan, New Zealand did away with its combat airpower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (jhM8r)

439 Scammington Steele.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (Z0twI)

440
Can you imagine?

The years we had to suffer those cocksucking phonies, here, with their awful writing. I always loved this place but only because of Ace did I stay during the years he allowed drewm and malor to post here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (4fzLM)

441 Flex Tape

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

442 DoJ and the FBI have gone from some of the most respected agencies in the world to a bunch of laughingstock, corrupt, political tools. Barr wants that impression gone.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+4/lE)

Too late.

The only way Barr can get rid of that impression is if he fires 90% of the DOJ and FBI. He won't do it.

They'll just lay low until Trump and Barr are gone, then it's back to business as usual.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (24fPU)

443 Hope everything is okay. Let us know. BP issues can be scary.Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

BP is ok I think, other than my nerves. Today is my eyes. They are testing for a bunch of different stuff. I'm trying to stay positive but everything has got on top of me this week. Thanks Jane and Horde.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (IFcDm)

444
Not big enough. We need to borrow one of these



wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_V-12

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 12:59 PM (7HtZB)
Further evidence of Trump Collusion with Russia was confirmed today when a Russian "Homer" Mil V12 helicopter was used by the Trump administration to execute 196 employees of the DOJ and FBI, including some former heads of intelligence agencies....

Posted by: This is CNN at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)

445 Can't believe what I'm just now reading in the papers about some stuff some people did a while ago in Washington...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (Ydn2k)

446 358
323 > "The level of sheer desperation, denial and madness I'm seeing from
the MSM is just incredible. They are COMPLETELY exposed as liars, yet
will not stop accusing the President of the United States of
treason--even after a two-year investigation has completely exonerated
him."
--Posted by: Anonymous 7
===========

>> "Listen, if asking for advice on firing someone, and then not firing
someone isn't collusion or obstruction or assault with a deadly dildo,
then I don't know what is."--Posted by: The JamesMadison

It's been said so often that leftism is a mental illness, and now we're seeing this acted out in it's most florid, manic manifestations.

Wait until the indictments start dropping for the real seditionists--it's going to be a media freak-out the likes of which we're going to remember for the rest of out lives.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (DwzBO)

447
There was only rumors from unnamed sources that Trump was thinking about firing Comey.
Which means it's not true, factual.

They really want to rewrite history, don't they?
Posted by: Lizzy

The guy who oversaw Mueller - fired Comey. How long before the Left makes Rosenpenis a crypto-Nazi

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (25Dt7)

448 The most beautiful three little words in the English language: Kinetic Energy Weapon
Posted by: Donald J Trump Twitter
________________

Don't dare threaten to use tactile nukes or we'll impeeeeeeeeeach you!!!

Posted by: Kristen Gillibrand (D-Idiocracy) at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (fqUgw)

449
Hillary's gonna jump in. That's my read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (q8oeS)


After the dems immolate themselves in the primary Michelle will step in to save the day.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

450 Trump knows how to get the guilty dogs to bark

"Obama era"
"Spying"
"Hoax"

A smart person would take the advice of their lawyer and shut up.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (TN1P5)

451 PDT Needs to hit hard and fast. Subpoenas, arrests. So many and so much that the Dems can only play defense. Cells, bright lights and non stop Yoko and ear bleeding volume.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (0rsWa)

Somebody also needs to leak stuff about Mueller's "arrangement" with Whitey Bulger.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (NFEMn)

452 Let's play the ukulele..
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

you can play my ukulele anytime, baby
Posted by: nurse ratched

Get.A.ROOM.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (r/xAU)

453 >> Flex Tape


I sawed this Moron in Half!

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (pCsgI)

454 Lizzy,

Yeah, I don't understand how Assoc Press can write something like that. It is truly insane. This is all getting out of control...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (aW5/6)

455

Guys, I really wanna buy American, but... Eurocopter has the highest altitude helicopter, and it can go up to a ceiling of 40,000 feet. We need the best. Picture a meat popsicle hitting the ground at terminal velocity and shattering like the T-1000 in liquid nitrogen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (AzW6q)

456 Anyone seen John Brennan lately? Jim Clapper? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (+4/lE)

457

The obama era (error) sucked. Will not do that again.

Thank Christ for President Donald Trump. He saved us from 8 years of clinton rule, and then another 8 years of hard leftism, and then another...

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (4fzLM)

458 Hillary's gonna jump in. That's my read.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (q8oeS)


After the dems immolate themselves in the primary Michelle will step in to save the day.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

Democrats are delusional enough to think either one of them can save them.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

459 Do you remember Hillary saying that she had to win the 2016 election, or else a lot of them were going to jail?
----------

I believe the statement was, 'We're all going to hang'.

Rather a heart-warming thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (CDGwz)

460 Put him in the room with The Golden Scalp Weasel - he'll crack.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (FhXTo)

461 In other words, zero independent confirmation that it was Russians who hacked anyone. We're just going on the word of the DNC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 18, 2019 12:37 PM (GBteo)


======


Yes, I've heard several "conservative" commentators who have taken the Russian hacking as a given. Disgusting. As Rush points out frequently, Podesta was fooled by a phishing attack; there's no proof of Russian hacking. Even Barr repeated this nonsense today from the Mueller Fraud.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

462
The guy who oversaw Mueller - fired Comey. How long before the Left makes Rosenpenis a crypto-Nazi
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:07 PM (25Dt7)



Has he ever listened to the song Edelweiss?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (OLCnA)

463 Can we start calling the report, "The Steiner Report"? Cause the Downfall parody on this is gonna be epic.

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (NeSSd)

464 Let's play the ukulele..
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

you can play my ukulele anytime, baby
Posted by: nurse ratched

Insom, if you're worried about cash flow, two words can fix your problem forever....

Live stream.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (24fPU)

465 I don't know about the rest of the horde but my coffee and creamer taste especially sweet this morning! There's a sense of satisfaction in watching the multitude of idiots have what seems to be a collective panic attack

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (0R1jj)

466 Hillary's gonna jump in. That's my read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

She'll break her hip

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:09 PM (25Dt7)

467 >> I really wanna buy American, but... Eurocopter has the highest altitude helicopter, and it can go up to a ceiling of 40,000 feet


That's too high to see them go 'Splat!'

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (pCsgI)

468 423


Let's play the ukulele..

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front



you can play my ukulele anytime, baby

Posted by: nurse ratched


Someone's in the kitchen with Ratched
Someone's in the kitchen I know ow ow ow
Someone's in the kitchen with Ratched
Strummin on the ol' banjo.....


Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (37IEG)

469 She wasn't supposed to lose.

https://youtu.be/G87UXIH8Lzo

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (t6MX/)

470 Helicopters offer quick turnaround but you can cram a lot of assholes on a C-130 and the ramp is convenient.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (BXMxN)

471 The DOJ and the FBI are culprits alright but the biggest player in this game was the State Dept.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (AtaaG)

472 Anyone notice McAuliffe bailed from a 2020 run - this could signal the end of the Clinton era. Also, he's a realist - Trump is going to be tough to beat.
=======
He's got legal trouble.

*rubs hands together*

this going to be fun

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (rfcgc)

473 Trump should have played a song from Chicago.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (XROPS)

474 Didn't even Barr say that the DNC was hacked by Russia or somesuch? Or did he say Guccifier? How do they know? Who saw the server?

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (nRWPy)

475 Mark Levin was right. He said Mueller was going to leave little turds in the report to keep the narrative alive.

Trump is either guilty or he's not guilty.

There's no middle ground.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (NFEMn)

476 The Corrupt Media is upset at Barr's press conference because THEY wanted to set the Narrative when the Report was released. Now everyone has already heard from Barr and the Corrupt Media's lies about what the Report says won't be as effective.

-
Didja see Porn 'Stache Geraldo's comments?

Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Democrats and media tortured @realDonaldTrump, haunting his presidency, stalking him relentlessly, obsessing over every tidbit except those that tended to exonerate him. This was a hoax. Stories that implied collusion were fake news. Whole fiasco was a witch hunt based on bullshit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

477 shain, I would assume their is always Russian hacking, and china hacking, and Pakistan hacking hell 4 chan hacking etc.

what would Previous hacking have to do with Trump?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (r/xAU)

478 In other words, zero independent confirmation that it was Russians who hacked anyone. We're just going on the word of the DNC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

It's the theory behind the arrest warrant for Jazzhands - when he outs his real source under oath, at his trial - the left will understand that Trump is a counter-puncher.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (25Dt7)

479 The MFM is just making shit up right now completely devoid of facts. They must be hoping enough idiots believe whatever they say
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 01:00 PM


And if you can't be
with the one you love, baby
Love the one you're with ...
Love the one you're with!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (V9+Rf)

480 The gif is perfection:

https://twitter.com/Bookwormroom/status/

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (W+vEI)

481 FBI needs to be broken into many little pieces. Should another weirdo like Comey ever rise again, let it be as Director of the Federal Bureau of 12 Guys Mostly Waiting Around Until Retirement But Until Then Investigations of Cross State Illegal Poultry Sales.

FBTGMWAURBUTICSIPS

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (hdzef)

482 I really wanna buy American, but... Eurocopter has the highest altitude helicopter, and it can go up to a ceiling of 40,000 feet


That's too high to see them go 'Splat!'
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM (pCsgI)

That's too high.

Just push them off a building. I want to see them suffer for a while before they die.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (24fPU)

483 1118882062574989312

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

484 it's a GOOD day to be alive.

oh!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (d7Ww2)

485 >>The DOJ and the FBI are culprits alright but the biggest player in this game was the State Dept.

Ben knows what time it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

486 argh

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

487 Remember the 'news' organization AP means Associates with Paleostinians

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (jhM8r)

488 If he went to Cambridge, there's a 100% chance that he's a commie cocksucker.

The fact that after 100+ years of fuckery from that institution, MI6 still hasn't made attending Cambridge a disqualifying factor for employment just proves that the Limeys are done.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 12:39 PM (veoSD)


======


"Pikers." -- Harvard and Yale

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (WqPYg)

489 Anon Wrecks, Wow good on Geraldo!

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM (r/xAU)

490 I doubt running for president (Mcauliffe) would be a great idea while his pal and the recipient of all that cash and PAC money, McCabe is being indicted.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (nRWPy)

491 @CharlieKirk11

The Mueller Report provides eveidence that the Russian Internet Research Agency used their efforts to SUPPORT @BernieSanders.

Will there be a two year investigation into Bernie Sanders for what the media has been calling collusion for the past two years.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (RBOtF)

492
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (q8oeS)


Not a chance.

She's done.

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (MAstk)

493 Cambridge:Communists AND Cocksuckers

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (BXMxN)

494 BSNPC weighs in:

.@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

495 Best part in Godfather was when he said "hoo ah."

Posted by: Scent of a Goombah at April 18, 2019 01:14 PM (4Eo4+)

496 Anna, I think AP is the head of the snake that all media takes their gifs from.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:14 PM (r/xAU)

497 Geraldo is proof that even a blind and retarded squirrel can find an acorn once(he is friends with Trump. Believe)

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:14 PM (BXMxN)

498 Cambridge is up to its nethers in ass raiders and Commies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:14 PM (jhM8r)

499 I really like Steiner Report

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:14 PM (IFcDm)

500 Helicopters offer quick turnaround but you can cram a lot of assholes on a C-130 and the ramp is convenient.
Posted by: steevy

Don't forget the free drinks

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (25Dt7)

501
.@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

She's kinda slow, isn't she?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (NFEMn)

502 @GeraldoRivera
Democrats and media tortured @realDonaldTrump, haunting his presidency, stalking him relentlessly, obsessing over every tidbit except those that tended to exonerate him. This was a hoax. Stories that implied collusion were fake news. Whole fiasco was a witch hunt based on bullshit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

He's actually been pretty strongly pro-Trump for a while.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (cF8AT)

503 I've visited them at home, where they eat take-out pizza for dinner.
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I swear to you the ignorance of the old aphorisms, like 'the cobbler's children go barefoot' is long gone on this ahistorical bunch.


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (MIKMs)

504 I'm not done!(cackle,cough,hokkk,shart)
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (BXMxN)

505


But isn't it true President Trump asked a Russian hooker to piss all over a bed somewhere when he was trying to get a deal done on building a hotel in Russia?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (z8c2c)

506 I never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must Have list.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:15 PM (24fPU)

507 How long until this gets linked to the JEF?

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (uLuPn)

508 BSNPC weighs in:

.@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

It took 80years to get rid of the ICC, 22 months in DC is nothing.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (25Dt7)

509 @NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing.

really? money, hiding information/evidence from your political partners dealings through the previous decade?

really Nicolle?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (r/xAU)

510
DENIAL
De-ni-al (n):

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.@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
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Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (IFcDm)

511 So the Kel-Tec SUB-2000 folds and spindles its victims?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (jhM8r)

512 you can cram a lot of assholes on a C-130 and the ramp is convenient.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM


C-47s. (R4Ds for the cognoscenti.)

The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (V9+Rf)

513 never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must Have list.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

SU-16

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (25Dt7)

514 473 Trump should have played a song from Chicago.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (XROPS)

25 or 6 to 4?

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

515 BSNPC weighs in:

.@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Sam Donaldson's been saying nothing for 40 years. Your point, cupcake??

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (24fPU)

516
The Mueller Report provides eveidence that the Russian Internet Research Agency used their efforts to SUPPORT @BernieSanders.


I think when it all comes out we'll find that the Clinton's and Obama double crossed Putin on some corrupt deal and Putin set out to get even.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (TAmPV)

517
Anyone checked cocksucker comey's twitter yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (4fzLM)

518 483 1118882062574989312

assange's doomsday code?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (sGtp+)

519 Get a Turbo-Dak, more cargo capacity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (jhM8r)

520 >>How long until this gets linked to the JEF?

Last year.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

521 Guess I should quit calling him Gerdildo Retardo.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

522 so when do we pop the champagne and dance naked in the streets?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (d7Ww2)

523 you can cram a lot of assholes on a C-130 and the ramp is convenient.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM

C-47s. (R4Ds for the cognoscenti.)

The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

PT-67

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (25Dt7)

524 "Sorry, Gandalf, you're not wartime consigliere."

-Captain Picard (Star Wars)

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (IFcDm)

525 dagny I believe Guccifer admitted to seeing some of Blumingshits emails.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (r/xAU)

526 Anyone checked cocksucker comey's twitter yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (4fzLM)

James Comey@twitter

It's curtains for me.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (NFEMn)

527 522 so when do we pop the champagne and dance naked in the streets?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (d7Ww2)

5:00, just like every day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

528 Anon Wrecks, Wow good on Geraldo!
Posted by: willow
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Geraldo is a twit, but he puts on a pretty aggressive rant once he gets wound up.

He was slow getting on board, but it sounds like he is committed to calling bullshit 'bullshit'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (xSo9G)

529 OT but did anybody catch Corey Booker's hard turn to the right?

Yes, there is a crisis at the border.

Releasing illegals into cities will not make them safer but much more dangerous.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (AtaaG)

530 1118882062574989312
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:12 PM


Spam call.

Posted by: Jenny at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (V9+Rf)

531 so when do we pop the champagne and dance naked in the streets?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (d7Ww2)


Whenever you want. Just fire up the webcam first......

Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

532 I doubt running for president (Mcauliffe) would be a great idea while his pal and the recipient of all that cash and PAC money, McCabe is being indicted.
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I think it is reasonable to conclude that McAuliffe will also be enjoying quality time consulting with defense attorneys, which caused him to drop out.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (UFGXn)

533 512
you can cram a lot of assholes on a C-130 and the ramp is convenient.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM



C-47s. (R4Ds for the cognoscenti.)



The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (V9+Rf)
Ya know guys, if you just line them up on the runway at prop distance separation, the plane doesn't even have to get airborne to do the job.It'll need cleaning and painting afterwards though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (37IEG)

534 NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

How old is she? However old she is, we've waited a long time for her to say something intelligent.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (JgA4k)

535 never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must Have list.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

SU-16
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (25Dt7)

Dayum, added that to the list too.

Thanks!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (24fPU)

536
Guess I should quit calling him Gerdildo Retardo.
Posted by: wth


He's still for open borders and claims illegals make neighborhoods safer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (aKsyK)

537 The Democrat-Communists want a brokered convention with a "new" candidate emerging as the nominee which the Corrupt Media will protect for three months until the election. Whoever they are will essentially be unvetted.

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (4Eo4+)

538 524 "Sorry, Gandalf, you're not wartime consigliere."

-Captain Picard (Star Wars)
Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (IFcDm)

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Finally! Someone gets a reference right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (q8oeS)

539 >>How long until this gets linked to the JEF?


The minute he reads about it in the papers.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (pCsgI)

540 Trump should have played a song from Chicago.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (XROPS)

25 or 6 to 4?
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

Feeling Stronger Every Day

Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (NFEMn)

541 With all the shit happening, what's McConnel's priority right now?

Raising the age to buy cigarettes to 21.

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (FiUMj)

542 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Democrats and media tortured @realDonaldTrump, haunting his presidency, stalking him relentlessly, obsessing over every tidbit except those that tended to exonerate him. This was a hoax. Stories that implied collusion were fake news. Whole fiasco was a witch hunt based on bullshit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

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TBF to that dork, he hasn't been a psychotic Trump hater.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (AzW6q)

543 512 you can cram a lot of assholes on a C-130 and the ramp is convenient.
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:10 PM

C-47s. (R4Ds for the cognoscenti.)

The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (V9+Rf)

For Any Morons in the Delaware Valley area on May 4th, a D-Day C-47, "That's All Brother" will be stopping at the Air Mobility Museum in Dover, DE, and two D-Day paratroopers, who jumped from that plane, will be there as guests of honor.

Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

544 Releasing illegals into cities will not make them safer but much more dangerous.Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (AtaaG)

But illegals commit 3000% fewer crimes than white males!

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (IFcDm)

545 Someone summarized the Mueller Report for me.

From what I can glean after 45 seconds of Internet scanning, it has absolutely ZERO "smoking gun" facts against Trump. Is this true? The most condemning thing that everyone's highlighting is that (some liberal Obama appointee claimed that) Trump said "I'm fucked!" when he heard about the Special Investigator being appointed, implying that Trump was conscious f his own guilt - -but the rest of the quote was of Trump saying "I'm fucked because once these investigators start hounding you, your presidency is paralyzed" -- which is not an admission of guilt, just an acknowledgement that he was being politically targetted.

Other than that -- anything worth noting in the report? The short version, please.

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (5tb4C)

546 541
With all the shit happening, what's McConnel's priority right now?



Raising the age to buy cigarettes to 21.



What the actual fuck?





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (FiUMj)
It was that or a Senate resolution against hate and being mean.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (37IEG)

547 never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must Have list.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

I'm a glock guy so it's great that it takes glock mags. I have a blast shooting it with the 33rd mag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

548
NBC News exclusive: James Comey gives first interview since Mueller completed report




In an exclusive one-on-one interview with Lester Holt, James Comey shares his first reaction to the four-page summary from Attorney General William Barr and calls for the release of the full Mueller report.
March 27, 201

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (r/xAU)

549 Guess I should quit calling him Gerdildo Retardo.
Nah. I wouldn't.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (88+cf)

550 NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

___

Or put another way...Mueller spent 22 months doing as much damage to Trump, investigating something he knew was bullshit after about 2 months.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (FiUMj)

551 I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."

--

You are correct, Nicole. 21 months were spent trying to hide evidence of Clinton collusion.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (YslsA)

552 Someone summarized the Mueller Report for me
=
Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me.

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (5tb4C)

553 >>Spam call.
Posted by: Jenny

Naw, just mangled a link

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

554 When does the mass exodus of deep state criminals to New Zealand begin?

Posted by: literally serious at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (S4XGD)

555 Is this something? https://youtu.be/IZ8rN0o_lUw
It's was at least twenty minutes or so before the first alarm went off
The source is archived video at viewsurf.com

There's another even fuzzier video circulating with arrows and circles but this version is a bit clearer and goes on longer.
Posted by: SarahW at April 18, 2019 01:03 PM (g1vnC)

That video is so fuzzy, and so blurred with heat haze, that one could not reliably tell if it were Godzilla or the Virgin Mary upon that roof.

Also, no attribution as to source and time. Sure, they claim a time, but there is no evidence to support that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (TfwlC)

556 522 so when do we pop the champagne and dance naked in the streets?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (d7Ww2)

5:00, just like every day.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

Again I say.....

LIVE STREAM.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (24fPU)

557 Geraldo is proof that even a blind and retarded squirrel can find an acorn once(he is friends with Trump. Believe)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:14 PM (BXMxN)

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I remember him being hard on Trump at first, but seemed to turn around when he saw his performance during the PR hurricane.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (AzW6q)

558 @NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
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Occam's Razor, sweetie. It was an attempt to find something...anything , to attack Trump, and, to cripple his administration in the process.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (xSo9G)

559 zombie, no collusion so we are now at obstruction meme.

as we already knew.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (r/xAU)

560 8675309 is a spam call?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (jhM8r)

561 With all the shit happening, what's McConnel's priority right now?

Raising the age to buy cigarettes to 21.

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (FiUMj)

actually it's getting Trump's judge nominees confirmed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (2DOZq)

562 @GeraldoRivera
Democrats and media tortured @realDonaldTrump, haunting his presidency, stalking him relentlessly, obsessing over every tidbit except those that tended to exonerate him. This was a hoax. Stories that implied collusion were fake news. Whole fiasco was a witch hunt based on bullshit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

------

TBF to that dork, he hasn't been a psychotic Trump hater.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (AzW6q)

____

Yeah Geraldo is a leftie, but he's one of the ultra rare creatures....a leftie that is not insane and will occasionally call out other lefties when they're being retarded.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (FiUMj)

563 560 8675309 is a spam call?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (jhM8r)


*gets sharpie out*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK8)

564 actually it's getting Trump's judge nominees confirmed.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (2DOZq)

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I meant t on the legislative side of things.

It's just bizarre that with about 1000 other things the GOP senate could concentrate on, this is at the top of the list.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:23 PM (FiUMj)

565 NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

How old is she? However old she is, we've waited a long time for her to say something intelligent.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (JgA4k)


With that neck increasingly resembling a turkey's, it's time for MSDNC to re-evaluate exactly what that dumb as a doorknob hot mess brings to the table.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 01:23 PM (y7DUB)

566 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Is it true that a solid conservative pro-oil anti-liberal kick-ass dude just won the Alberta governorship? If so: Congratulations!

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (5tb4C)

567 No reference to "Fusion GPS'?!?! None. Did my search fail?

Mueller was supposed to investigate all incidental crimes / coups.

W.T.F.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (8tKpd)

568 Hillary's gonna jump in. That's my read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Yeah, Crazy Bernie will look like he's the candidate then Hillz will step in to save the day! The next step will be more damaging info about Sleepy Joe Biden. They've got to stop him if Hillz is going to play white knight centrist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

569 Jerry Rivers gets zero passes from me because that sack of shit tried to broadcast on live TV the positions of American military forces.

'Eff that shit bird with a SCUD

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (jhM8r)

570 I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."

--

You are correct, Nicole. 21 months were spent trying to hide evidence of Clinton collusion.
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the four corners offense. The point is not necessarily to score, but to keep the ball away from the other team so they can't score.

Most if not all the people on TV are dummies. Which I'm sure is not a coincidence.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (DHT59)

571 SarahW

we have all this tech and this is the crap we get?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (r/xAU)

572 >> I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."


I love the idea that investigation = crime.
The opposite of American principles.

Shorter Nicole Wallace rant: "He's guilty of being someone I haaaate, make him go away!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (W+vEI)

573 >>Let's play the ukulele..
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

you can play my ukulele anytime, baby
Posted by: nurse ratched

How can we be sure these are real people?

Posted by: Caliban at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (qEujL)

574 Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me.
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM


We'll have to pass it on the sidewalks of San Francisco to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (V9+Rf)

575 OT but did anybody catch Corey Booker's hard turn to the right?

Yes, there is a crisis at the border.


I saw that and figured he was trying to separate himself from the clownherd. I think that new Arizona senator backed him up too.

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (XTiHL)

576 Guess I should quit calling him Gerdildo Retardo.

Nah. I wouldn't.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (88+cf)
..........

Maybe just for a day.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

577 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:23 PM (FiUMj)

Fair enough. The more things change the more they remain the same.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

578 So the donks want us to believe that Trump tried to obstruct the investigation to a crime that never happened.

This to me a the crux of the whole deal

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (M+Lyo)

579 so when do we pop the champagne and dance naked in the streets?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (d7Ww2)

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (r/xAU)

580 547 never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must Have list.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

I'm a glock guy so it's great that it takes glock mags. I have a blast shooting it with the 33rd mag.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

I have one. Fits in a backpack. Sufficiently accurate even with iron sights.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK8)

581 568 Hillary's gonna jump in. That's my read.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Yeah, Crazy Bernie will look like he's the candidate then Hillz will step in to save the day! The next step will be more damaging info about Sleepy Joe Biden. They've got to stop him if Hillz is going to play white knight centrist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

============

No candidate gets a majority of delegates.

Convention floor fight.

Ballot 172 comes along. Michelle Obama won't do it because she honestly has no desire for it. Who do they turn to finally?

Hillary!!!!

(Nah...but I can dream.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (q8oeS)

582 Mueller was supposed to investigate all incidental crimes / coups.

W.T.F.
Posted by: Tonic Dog

Huber will come

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (25Dt7)

583 Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me.
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PSYCHE!!! We got nothing. The whole thing was a charade. Joke's on y'all, suckas!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (AzW6q)

584
Were I Mika Brewski-Scarface, I'd be beefing up my personal security detail about now.

Joseph comes a little unhinged when things go contrary to his expectations.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

585 so when do we pop the champagne and dance naked in the streets?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (d7Ww2)

not without one humongous condom

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (r/xAU)

586 .@NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."
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Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 01:16 PM (IFcDm)



Who is this retard?

The Dims wanted to hamstring Trump's agenda by having him tied up in this nonsense.

Plus-

Give weak-kneed GOPe dopes and NeverTrumper delusionists are reason to not support the President.

This was a political hit job and nothing more.

Now, how's about the US Gov't charging reimbursement for all those involved in this fraud.

Beginning with Hillary!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (CRRq9)

587 Shorter Nicole Wallace rant: "He's guilty of being someone I haaaate, make him go away!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (W+vEI)

Shorter Nicole Wallace rant: OrangeManBad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (t6MX/)

588 552
> "Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me."

There was no collusion, no obstruction by the President. Mueller couldn't find a crime.

Is that succinct enough for you?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (DwzBO)

589 Best part in Godfather was when he said 'say hello to my lil friend!'


Posted by: A dude in MI at April 18, 2019 01:05 PM (OOH1c)


I like the part where Marlon Brando was down in the sewers shooting craps and singing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

590 573 >>Let's play the ukulele..
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front

you can play my ukulele anytime, baby
Posted by: nurse ratched

How can we be sure these are real people?
Posted by: Caliban at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (qEujL)

I've met them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (bcbK8)

591 Mika's getting lost at a Furry Con dressed as a squirrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (jhM8r)

592 578 So the donks want us to believe that Trump tried to obstruct the investigation to a crime that never happened.

This to me a the crux of the whole deal
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway


"The Wrong Man" starring Henry Fonda? OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!!

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (5tb4C)

593
It'd be hilarious if Ace's next post was about a Marvel movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (4fzLM)

594 Jerry Rivers gets zero passes from me because that sack of shit tried to
broadcast on live TV the positions of American military forces.

This!
I'm pretty sure he had his press pass revoked for that.
Should have shot that fuckhead.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (88+cf)

595 Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me.


HA-HAAAAAA! Charade we are!


Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (CRRq9)

596 (Nah...but I can dream.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (q8oeS)

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There's actually non-zero chance of a second ballot, but none beyond that. On the the second ballot the superdelegates come back into play again, and they'll make the call.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)

597 Jerry Rivers gets zero passes from me because that
sack of shit tried to broadcast on live TV the positions of American
military forces.

'Eff that shit bird with a SCUD


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (jhM8r)


THIS. That idiot recently said, "9/11 sent me to war in Afghanistan."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

598 Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me.

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (5tb4C)

Read Sean Davis on Twitter...

http://tinyurl.com/p3khao6

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (cF8AT)

599 in Mullers case, obstruction means, not knowing which toilet paper you used at the last hotel you were at.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (r/xAU)

600 Ballot 172 comes along. Michelle Obama won't do it because she honestly has no desire for it. Who do they turn to finally?

Hillary!!!!

(Nah...but I can dream.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (q8oeS)


Darth Sidious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

601 Geraldo is a prime example of politics is personal. He's a friend of Trump from his time on the apprentice. If it were any other Republican that he didn't have a personal relationship with he would be right there with the rest of the idiots.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

602 588 552
> "Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me."

There was no collusion, no obstruction by the President. Mueller couldn't find a crime.

Is that succinct enough for you?

Posted by: Anonymous


Nice!

Now I can put the sombrero back over my eyes and go back to sleep under this cactus. Sweet!

Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (5tb4C)

603 Three months after 9/11 and despite 75 Sqn A-4Ks providing support for RAAF F-18s going to war in Afghanistan, New Zealand did away with its combat airpower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:06 PM (jhM8r)

Making them easy pickings for the upcoming invasion by the Republic of Easter Island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (TfwlC)

604 596 (Nah...but I can dream.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:25 PM (q8oeS)

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There's actually non-zero chance of a second ballot, but none beyond that. On the the second ballot the superdelegates come back into play again, and they'll make the call.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)

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Hillary!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (q8oeS)

605 Give weak-kneed GOPe dopes

Speaking of which, any comments from Mutt Rombley or Not Who We Are?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (y7DUB)

606 Who is this retard?

====

McCain's campaign manager...that's all you need to know about her.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (cF8AT)

607 If Hillary jumps in it will be while under indictment.

Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (qZdIZ)

608 There's actually non-zero chance of a second ballot, but none beyond that. On the the second ballot the superdelegates come back into play again, and they'll make the call.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)


You know, Jimmy Carter still has a term left. He could be a consensus candidate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

609 Elma Aksalic @ElmaAksalic
#NEW on @OANN: House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler requests Special Counsel Robert Mueller appear before the committee "as soon as possible" - and no later than May 23rd. #OANN
******
Fat Jerry still doesn't realize it's over, Might want to get Zombie Richard Crenna to tell him, "Jerry it's Over"

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (BqBId)

610 First, it was collusion with Russia

Then it was obstruction of justice (to hide the collusion)

Right now we are at, had Trump done this thing that he didn't do, that might have been obstruction

So, watch the faces get even sadder as they realize this

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (TN1P5)

611 547
never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled
across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must
Have list.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy



I'm a glock guy so it's great that it takes glock mags. I have a blast shooting it with the 33rd mag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

I had one. It's nothing special. I would go for a glock pattern AR before getting another SUB-2000.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (t6MX/)

612 Who is this retard?

You need to say that in Major Hoffsteder's voice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (jhM8r)

613 532 I doubt running for president (Mcauliffe) would be a great idea while his pal and the recipient of all that cash and PAC money, McCabe is being indicted.
========
I think it is reasonable to conclude that McAuliffe will also be enjoying quality time consulting with defense attorneys, which caused him to drop out.
Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:19 PM (UFGXn)



Yeah, this has more to do with Mccabe and stumping for Northam, Fairfax and Herring than anything Hillary

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (nRWPy)

614 I used to think Hillary would jump in, but I no longer feel that way. The Dems have moved so far left that she's a right wing fanatic by comparison, in the eyes of the Dem base.

She's also yesterday's news. The new left wants someone fresh and young. Which is also why I also think Bernie will fade away in favor of Kamala or Beto or Buttplug.

The new left wants young and hard core left, not 70-something has beens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (FiUMj)

615 There's actually non-zero chance of a second ballot, but none beyond that. On the the second ballot the superdelegates come back into play again, and they'll make the call.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (AzW6q)

The superdelegates will settle the matter in Round 1 just like last time. Last thing the scum want is a brokered convention.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (24fPU)

616 Trump should have played a song from Chicago.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 01:11 PM (XROPS)

25 or 6 to 4?
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2019 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

Feeling Stronger Every Day
Posted by: JoeF. at April 18, 20


Ha. I meant the play. About how corrupt all the press, law enforcement and chicago politicians are.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (XROPS)

617 Who is this retard?

====

McCain's campaign manager...that's all you need to know about her.
========
She just smelled a whiff of 4 more years of covfefe.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (DHT59)

618 The entire show, all the collusion and on down to this report and beyond as Congress picks up the ball, is nothing but a HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN against the duly-elected President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

619 hree months after 9/11 and despite 75 Sqn A-4Ks providing support for RAAF F-18s going to war in Afghanistan, New Zealand did away with its combat airpower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at A




hree months after 9/11 and despite 75 Sqn A-4Ks providing support for RAAF F-18s going to war in Afghanistan, New Zealand did away with its combat airpower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at A




lol, don't tell the nzers that or they will have a fit and start screaming that they fought in ww1 and ww2!

why the scream that I do not know, but the do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (MTjB1)

620 McCain's campaign manager...that's all you need to know about her.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 01:29 PM (cF8AT)


She's bragged about stabbing Palin in the back. One of my husband's cousins was also a campaign manager (former Bushie). Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

621 611 547
never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled
across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must
Have list.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy



I'm a glock guy so it's great that it takes glock mags. I have a blast shooting it with the 33rd mag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

I had one. It's nothing special. I would go for a glock pattern AR before getting another SUB-2000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (t6MX/)

I have one of those too.
Different tools.
PCC in AR platform is easier to shoot but you can't stuff it in a knapsack.

I say buy one of each

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (bcbK8)

622 591
Mika's getting lost at a Furry Con dressed as a squirrel.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:27 PM (jhM8r)


A chicken.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (ymnmz)

623 NB, Nader didn't subpoena Muller, he invited him

And Mueller will decline

Heads are going to re-explode

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (TN1P5)

624 Love how Binary Ben who pushed the obviousl "17 intel agencies" lie is now acting like he's on the side of light.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (nRWPy)

625
NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it?



It was a figment of your imagination sugar tits.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (TAmPV)

626 The superdelegates will settle the matter in Round 1 just like last time. Last thing the scum want is a brokered convention.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (24fPU)

---------

Not this time, ECB. It was a BIG piece of news that the media refused to cover, but the Dems were in a yearlong, shrieking, ashtray-throwing internecine pissing match about superdelegates, and the Bernie Bros won - superdelegates are out of play until the second ballot this time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (AzW6q)

627
I like the part where Marlon Brando was down in the sewers shooting craps and singing.


Well, he coulda been a contender, instead of a bum.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

628 Nicole Wallace who famously set up her own VP candidate to fail and loves to repeat the story about how the rube actually got angry with her over it.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (BXMxN)

629 I had one. It's nothing special. I would go for a glock pattern AR before getting another SUB-2000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (t6MX/)

I have both . I enjoy the Kel Tec just as much and the price and portability give it an edge.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (2DOZq)

630

I feel sorry for Joe Namath.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (4fzLM)

631 What if we actually pulled off a Green New Deal? What would the future look like? The Intercept presents a film narrated by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and illustrated by Molly Crabapple. Set a couple of decades from now, the film is a flat-out rejection of the idea that a dystopian future is a foregone conclusion. Instead, it offers a thought experiment: What if we decided not to drive off the climate cliff? What if we chose to radically change course and save both our habitat and ourselves? We realized that the biggest obstacle to the kind of transformative change the Green New Deal envisions is overcoming the skepticism that humanity could ever pull off something at this scale and speed.

Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (QkjLD)

632
Making them easy pickings for the upcoming invasion by the Republic of Easter Island.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When Big Heads attack!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (aKsyK)

633 623 NB, Nader didn't subpoena Muller, he invited him

And Mueller will decline

Heads are going to re-explode
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (TN1P5)

============

That would be hilarious.

I want Nadler to then send out so many pleas for funds that say that Mueller was in the tank for Trump from the beginning, and his evidence is that Mueller won't show up to Congress when invited.

I want Democrats to be such a shit show that some big money donors (and many more small money donors) wonder if they should give these insane people more money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:34 PM (q8oeS)

634 Media before: No way AG Barr could read a report that quick!

Media after: Our pundits weigh in on the Mueller Report 5 minutes after its release!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 18, 2019 01:34 PM (Z0twI)

635 Nicole Wallace who famously set up her own VP
candidate to fail and loves to repeat the story about how the rube
actually got angry with her over it.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (BXMxN)


McCain and his family proved how classless they are when they let Palin know she wouldn't be invited to the never-ending funeral.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

636 I had one. It's nothing special. I would go for a glock pattern AR before getting another SUB-2000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (t6MX/)

I have one of those too.
Different tools.
PCC in AR platform is easier to shoot but you can't stuff it in a knapsack.

I say buy one of each
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (bcbK

I already have a couple AR's, to me that whole fold-up-and-put-in-a-backpack thingy is pretty cool.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:34 PM (24fPU)

637 618 The entire show, all the collusion and on down to this report and beyond as Congress picks up the ball, is nothing but a HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN against the duly-elected President.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (oVJmc)

More than that. It's a coup orchestrated by an outgoing administration against a political rival taking office, and an attempt to disrupt the orderly transition of power.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (J+mig)

638 Mueller was a marine and a Republican remember. So he is a baby killing, right wing extremist.
- MSM in 5...4...3....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (FiUMj)

639 I like the part where Marlon Brando was down in the sewers shooting craps and singing.
And then Sheen chopped his head off.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (88+cf)

640 I want to believe the hammer will drop on some FBI folks. I do not believe they will get Hillary. I would settle for Comey.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (wGbBR)

641 626 The superdelegates will settle the matter in Round 1 just like last time. Last thing the scum want is a brokered convention.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:31 PM (24fPU)

---------

Not this time, ECB. It was a BIG piece of news that the media refused to cover, but the Dems were in a yearlong, shrieking, ashtray-throwing internecine pissing match about superdelegates, and the Bernie Bros won - superdelegates are out of play until the second ballot this time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (AzW6q)

=============

So, if Bernie doesn't look like he'll reach the majority delegate threshold, but still leads in terms of delegates with a plurality, the objective will be to get as many candidates delegates as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (q8oeS)

642 @NicolleDWallace: "We know it wasn't a criminal conspiracy with the Russians, but then what was it? Because Robert Mueller spent 22 months looking at it, and if there was nothing, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have taken 22 months to say nothing."


= Where is that muthaf**king pony!?!

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (NeSSd)

643 Nicole Wallace who famously set up her own VP candidate to fail and loves to repeat the story about how the rube actually got angry with her over it.
Posted by: steevy

Bear killer chasing her through the woods will be a persistent fantasy of mine.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (25Dt7)

644 want to believe the hammer will drop on some FBI folks. I do not believe they will get Hillary. I would settle for Comey.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (wGbBR)

I think you're going to get McCabe.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

645
More than that. It's a coup orchestrated by an outgoing administration against a political rival taking office, and an attempt to disrupt the orderly transition of power.
=====
Well you see, it was a very good plan. However, everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong.

Posted by: soros at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (rfcgc)

646 Cato is right IT WAS AN ATTEMPTED COUP!

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (r/xAU)

647 Not this time, ECB. It was a BIG piece of news that the media refused to cover, but the Dems were in a yearlong, shrieking, ashtray-throwing internecine pissing match about superdelegates, and the Bernie Bros won - superdelegates are out of play until the second ballot this time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (AzW6q)

Clearly you're more up on it than I am, so I hope you're right!! Would be a helluva shitshow to watch.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (24fPU)

648 Ace must be reading the entire report.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

649 I already have a couple AR's, to me that whole fold-up-and-put-in-a-backpack thingy is pretty cool.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:34 PM (24fPU)

It was. And at about minute of Michael Moore, that was about all it was cool for. Stick with the PCC-AR and get a slightly longer backpack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (t6MX/)

650 644. I would settle for that and a factual scenario that shame Comey (moreso than even now).

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (wGbBR)

651 554 When does the mass exodus of deep state criminals to New Zealand begin?
Posted by: literally serious at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (S4XGD)

Plant a gun on them before they board the plane. Tip off the Kiwis. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

652 611 547
never knew there was such a thing as a foldable gun 'til I stumbled
across a Kel-Tec SUB-2000 yesterday. It just went to the top of my Must
Have list.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy



I'm a glock guy so it's great that it takes glock mags. I have a blast shooting it with the 33rd mag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:20 PM (2DOZq)

I had one. It's nothing special. I would go for a glock pattern AR before getting another SUB-2000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (t6MX/)

If you're near Seattle, you can try mine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (bcbK8)

653 I want to believe the hammer will drop on some FBI folks. I do not believe they will get Hillary. I would settle for Comey.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:35 PM (wGbBR)

------

I don't think it'll be hard to find chargeable offenses on people. I think it will be impossible to find prosecutors or judges that won't walk them in a sweetheart Resistance Special plea deal like every other Resistance criminal since the very beginning.

Statist cronies will not be locking up statist cronies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (AzW6q)

654 the one thing I regret because I thought i was too good for it, is waiting for Obama to leave the WH and singing Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye.

I mean they think that's appropriate , Did any of us show up to do the same?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:38 PM (r/xAU)

655 We realized that the biggest obstacle to the kind of transformative change the Green New Deal envisions is overcoming the skepticism that humanity could ever pull off something at this scale and speed.
Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (QkjLD)

Magical thinking. "Just believe in the impossible and it'll happen!" May as well start sacrificing virgins to Gaia at that point.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 18, 2019 01:38 PM (J+mig)

656 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
CNN has 8 people talking about this & they all vehemently agree with one another on every last thing. This has been a major part of the problem from the start. All humans are more likely to err or worse if they are insulated from challenge or dissent. It's inherently corrupting:
*****
when a communist makes sense

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)

657 When is any democrat going to do anything for The United States of America and not partisan political ends?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 01:38 PM (bim/x)

658 -
--
Making them easy pickings for the upcoming invasion by the Republic of Easter Island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


----
When Big Heads attack!


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM
-----------

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Mueller at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (pMGkg)

659 Stick with the PCC-AR and get a slightly longer backpack.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (t6MX/)

PCC-AR is...what?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (24fPU)

660
I don't think it'll be hard to find chargeable offenses on people. I think it will be impossible to find prosecutors or judges that won't walk them in a sweetheart Resistance Special plea deal like every other Resistance criminal since the very beginning.

Statist cronies will not be locking up statist cronies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's

Strok and Page conspiring to compromise a federal judge wont go over well.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (25Dt7)

661 656. Thats what I mean. The charging facts mean nothing. Which is why this is all a game to Hillary etc.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (wGbBR)

662 1st of never.
nevergiveup , we had about a week after 9-11

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (r/xAU)

663 659 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
CNN has 8 people talking about this & they all vehemently agree with one another on every last thing. This has been a major part of the problem from the start. All humans are more likely to err or worse if they are insulated from challenge or dissent. It's inherently corrupting:
*****
when a communist makes sense
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)

==========

Let's be fair.

Greenwald is a Russian apologist no matter who's attacking Putin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (q8oeS)

664 hen does the mass exodus of deep state criminals to New Zealand begin?
Posted by: literally serious at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (S4XGD)

Plant a gun on them before they board the plane. Tip off the Kiwis. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody h



why, some planeload of guys with pistols could overrun nz. they would likely surrender and form comfort brigades.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (MTjB1)

665 I think you're going to get McCabe.

and strozk still has some issues.

Comey would be a valuable flip, but he knows he'll probably walk and won't need to flip.

Flip long shanks and you'll take down the Obama DOJ as well. If they take it in the shorts, they'll sell out bambi - he ordered us to do it!

Posted by: soros at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (FlbSE)

666 Is it true that a solid conservative pro-oil anti-liberal kick-ass dude just won the Alberta governorship? If so: Congratulations!
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (5tb4C)

Yes. But it's a parliamentary system, so he won the Premiership as leader of the United Conservative Party. 64 seats to 23 for the NDP. who are Commies, basically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 01:40 PM (TfwlC)

667 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:40 PM (jhM8r)

668 If you need a PCC in a backpack, the Ruger PC Carbine is also good, heavier though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:40 PM (bcbK8)

669 598
Someone PLEASE SUMMARIZE the Mueller Report for me.



Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2019 01:21 PM (5tb4C)



Read Sean Davis on Twitter...



http://tinyurl.com/p3khao6

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (cF8AT)


Do you suppose the True Believers in the MSM know that this all goes back to Barky and that the only thing holding them together for 2 years was the thin veneer of the Mueller investigation. Now that this is over, the decimation begins and they know in their gut it was well earned on the part of the left and the MSM.
What will it take for Maddow to walk away? Will she wake up one day and see that she has transitioned into Bagdad Bob?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

670 I think you're going to get McCabe.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

I'd settle for complete transparency, one token PMITA prison lackey, complete and utter destruction of Bronco's legitimacy and clinton's graft prospect, and destruction of FISA ability to spy on Americans without heavy and mandatory penalties for improper use.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:40 PM (t6MX/)

671 If you want this in football terms:
Team D called a trick play. On 1st and ten on their own one yard line, they put in the backup QB Mueller.
For some reason, it's a wildcat play with the 3rd string QB Congress in.
Mueller audibles to a run up the middle, hands the ball to Congress.

We are at that half second before the safety ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (TN1P5)

672 I had one. It's nothing special. I would go for a glock pattern AR before getting another SUB-2000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:30 PM (t6MX/)

I have one of those too.
Different tools.
PCC in AR platform is easier to shoot but you can't stuff it in a knapsack.

I say buy one of each
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (bcbK

I already have a couple AR's, to me that whole fold-up-and-put-in-a-backpack thingy is pretty cool.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:34 PM


******

So how old is too old for something that would requiring shooting and moving...quickly.
At my age I see myself more of a sit back and engage at 6-700 yards with my Remington.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (0tfLf)

673 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (gC2IV)

674 I want to see Brennan and Clapper go down. They're pure scum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (ptqGC)

675 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 01:41 PM (BqBId)

676 662
Stick with the PCC-AR and get a slightly longer backpack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (t6MX/)



PCC-AR is...what?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (24fPU)

Pistol caliber carbine in AR platform.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (t6MX/)

677
Has anyone heard Coonman's take on today's events? Is Mrs. Coonman handing out cotton bolls colored white, the color of in innocence?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

678 Pistol Caliber Carbine - AR format

as opposed to other PCCs, like the specifically designed ones like the SUB-2000 or CX-4 Storm; oddities like the M-TECH

or going old-school like .357/.44/.45 Colt lever guns

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (25Dt7)

679 Chuckie & Nancy want Mueller to testify before Congress.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (V9+Rf)

680 667
hen does the mass exodus of deep state criminals to New Zealand begin?

Posted by: literally serious at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (S4XGD)



Plant a gun on them before they board the plane. Tip off the Kiwis. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody h







why, some planeload of guys with pistols could overrun nz. they would likely surrender and form comfort brigades.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 01:39 PM (MTjB1)


Trump cancels their flight, again.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (ymnmz)

681 Comey is going to rat-out Loretta Lynch. She will not rat-out Ofuckstick.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (KOCKb)

682
... illustrated by Molly Crabapple.


"Where do they come up with these names?"

-- Harry Zimm, "Get Shorty"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

683 Comey is going to rat-out Loretta Lynch. She will not rat-out Ofuckstick.
=======
Okay. Do you think she'd rat out Bill Clinton?

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (UFGXn)

684 Where's RBG?

This isn't funny anymore.

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (Y274z)

685 So PDT is quilty of obstruction of justice for things that never happened and doing his job?

Interesting theory

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (bim/x)

686 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (TfwlC

The source is websurf.com, the footage is in a labeled archive, which you can verify yourself. The webcam operates routinely everyday, and the available archival footage is time-stamped as it stored.
There is another upload to YouTube that is blurrier with arrows and crap drawn all over it, this isn't that video - although it's nother upload of the same webcam footage. It is a slightly longer and clearer (though not clear) upload.

It might be showing the work accident that led to the fire, in contradiction of the construction company's claims.


Posted by: SarahW at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (g1vnC)

687 Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (25Dt7

You forgot my favorite planet of the apes carbine.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

688 We realized that the biggest obstacle to the kind of
transformative change the Green New Deal envisions is overcoming the
skepticism that humanity could ever pull off something at this scale and
speed.

Posted by: future AOC at April 18, 2019 01:33 PM (QkjLD)
What if we realized that free health care and a guaranteed income for all have nothing to do with Global Warming!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (37IEG)

689 Cause if she rats out Billy Jeff.

I guarantee you Billy Jeff with rat all over the Jugears.

Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (DHT59)

690 682
Chuckie Nancy want Mueller to testify before Congress.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 01:42 PM (V9+Rf)


Serious question. What could Mueller say under oath that would affect what he said in his report? Do they think he would perjure himself to give them talking points or say "Well I left this whole bit about Russian Collusion and obstruction out of my report. Did you want to here about it now?"

????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (ymnmz)

691 Not if she wanted to avoid Arkancide.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 01:45 PM (KOCKb)

692 lol, don't tell the nzers that or they will have a fit and start screaming that they fought in ww1 and ww2!

why the scream that I do not know, but the do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 01:32 PM (MTjB1)

That they did, and very well, too. But they've done gone and caught a fatal case of Socialism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 01:48 PM (TfwlC)

693
Jerry Rivers gets zero passes from me because that
sack of shit tried to broadcast on live TV the positions of American
military forces.

'Eff that shit bird with a SCUD


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 01:24 PM (jhM8r)

THIS. That idiot recently said, "9/11 sent me to war in Afghanistan."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 01:28 PM (ptqGC)







I'm surprised that he hasn't been blacklisted by every journalist on the planet. Because during one of those post-9/11 A-Stan live reports, he admitted ON AIR that he was carrying a pistol.

A Journalist.

Who is classified as a non-combatant by the accepted rules of war.

Carrying a pistol.

In a war zone.

Basically in that moment, he put a bullseye on the back of every war correspondent in A-Stan. Like any good Moron, I have mixed feelings on that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (eXA4G)

694 Line 1236 in the Muller Report says the following: "Trump had a chicken sandwich on 20 May 2015"!!! That is grounds for racism toward cows and pigs and we must begin impeachment immediately states Rep. Nadless (D - NY).

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 18, 2019 01:49 PM (qM84C)

695
654 554 When does the mass exodus of deep state criminals to New Zealand begin?
Posted by: literally serious at April 18, 2019 01:22 PM (S4XGD)

Plant a gun on them before they board the plane. Tip off the Kiwis. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)





You don't even need the gun. Plant a cut-out of a gun shape in their luggage. Made out of tin foil.

Remember that from some old spy novel, the name of which escapes me (one of the Trevanian novels, perhaps?)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2019 01:51 PM (eXA4G)

696 Duke Nukem pulls no punches!

INBOX: @ericswalwell calls for resignation of Attorney General William Barr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)

697 The source is websurf.com, the footage is in a labeled archive, which you can verify yourself. The webcam operates routinely everyday, and the available archival footage is time-stamped as it stored.
There is another upload to YouTube that is blurrier with arrows and crap drawn all over it, this isn't that video - although it's nother upload of the same webcam footage. It is a slightly longer and clearer (though not clear) upload.

It might be showing the work accident that led to the fire, in contradiction of the construction company's claims.


Posted by: SarahW at April 18, 2019 01:44 PM (g1vnC)

Well, you have attribution, then, I guess. But the video quality is still about 2 orders of magnitude worse than the typical convenience surveillance video.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 01:58 PM (TfwlC)

698 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
It's so much fun hate-watching @CNN right now. I don't normally take joy in other people's misery, but after the lies and discord they sowed for the past 3 years about my family and me I'll make an exception today. #BetterLuckNextHoax guys.

-
Emperor Troll of the World.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

699 697 Line 1236 in the Muller Report says the following: "Trump had a chicken sandwich on 20 May 2015"!!! That is grounds for racism toward cows and pigs and we must begin impeachment immediately states Rep. Nadless (D - NY).

it also shows sympathy for those noted homophobics, chick-fil-a.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2019 01:59 PM (sGtp+)

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