Valerie Jarrett's Book Makes the Corrupt New York Times' Bestseller List -- Despite Being Ranked 1,030 on Amazon

Collusion?

Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett’s book is number 1,030 on Amazon with only three reviews, but is on the NYT Best Seller list. An industry insider said that was "inconceivable" and that Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list.

One such company buys 10,000 copies of an author's book and tries to prevent bestseller lists from realizing the sales aren’t organic, in which case the book may be moved down or taken off the list.

There were 12,600 reported sales of Jarrett’s book, enough to rank it highly on the Publishers Weekly chart, but Publishers Weekly did not put it on its list at all.

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"Given the organic sales of that book and the fact that during the entire week of rollout it barely cracked the top 100 on Amazon, there's no way the book should have a place on the NYT Best Seller list. Inconceivable," one prominent book industry insider, speaking on condition of anonymity, told The Daily Caller News Foundation. "There's likely an effort to game the system, it's the only explanation."

Jarrett's book outsold all but the top four books on the NYT list, according to BookScan, which tracks sales figures. But instead of putting it at number five, the Times placed it lower, including behind one book billed as "a behind-the-scenes look at the daytime talk show 'The View,'" which is seventh.

"It should have been number five, except they excluded a big chunk of her sales for being sketchy. They've declared shenanigans," one longtime book editor told TheDCNF also on the condition of anonymity.

The New York Times uses certain bookstores for its list. I think this is how they keep conservatives off the list -- when you're sampling a dozen bookstores in New York and other leftwing cities, Bill O'Reilly books aren't going to be high on the list.

The bookstores the Times samples aren't known to the public -- supposedly. But I've read that these strategic book-buying companies actually do know which book stores matter for the list, and buy from them. It's the equivalent of rigging a poll's sample.


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Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (jxbfJ)

2 hehehehe....

"They've declared shenanigans"


How droll.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (AURKQ)

3

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 15, 2019 12:01 PM (GEhPL)

4 Money laundering and RICO.

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2019 12:01 PM (9VeU0)

5 and that Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list.
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I don't think Jarrett had to pay anyone. A call was made.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 15, 2019 12:01 PM (vg8iE)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:02 PM (IXZGh)

7 "Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list."


If that's a 'thing' then why have the list at all?

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

8 Honestly, who gives a flying fuck what that ratface has to say about anything?

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:02 PM (IXZGh)

9 I thought you just paid the NYT to get on their best seller's list.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (HUFx8)

10 The list people said they have no math, apparently.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (ufFY8)

11 ugh, what I think of Jarret, although no one asked, She is the puppet master of Obama, of someone that wanted Him to be in power.

she's smarter .

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (r/xAU)

12 can't be collusion. but then, I don't think the NYT has ever published HOW any book makes it's list.

I expect oprah to pimp the book next chance she gets. so millions of idiots will buy it because orca said so...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (8D42x)

13 If that's a 'thing' then why have the list at all?

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 12:02 PM (cF8AT)


These luxury cars don't buy themselves, you know.

Posted by: Elite College Admissions Boards at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (9VeU0)

14 She's got chutzpah.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (QLvwG)

15 They've declared shenanigans

Shenanigans is a great word.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (IXZGh)

16 Best seller on the upper west side?

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (ykq7q)

17 One such company buys 10,000 copies of an author's book and tries to prevent bestseller lists from realizing the sales aren't organic,

Hey! That's the job of the DNC and what many political campaign contributions are used for!

Shrillary's book (s?) made the best seller list, I believe, and you couldn't find two people on Earth who have ever heard of it, let alone read it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (ASicf)

18 The Chicago crowd don't pay for favors, IYKWIMAITYD. The Clintons have to pay, so they do.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (Jj+59)

19

EM MARASCHINO CHERRIES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (GEhPL)

20 wait a minute.....

The NYT publishes manipulated information to fit a certain narrative?

WTF?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (d7Ww2)

21 The truth dams are bursting all around us - like being disconnected from the matrix.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (AjNMO)

22 Buried in the story, NYT knows she's cheating. Her actual sales qualify her for 5th, but they dropped her to 14th.

Posted by: MikeN at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (o/eHL)

23

I declare Hullabaloo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (aKsyK)

24 The real kick in the cojones is that she's probably already spent the gigantic advance she got for this steaming pile of cellulose

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (AURKQ)

25 "They've declared shenanigans"

With flare!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (ASicf)

26 No level to which these clowns won't stoop to game the system and frame their narrative.

Part of the non-government, fifth column deep state. Evening the playing field would be a lot harder than cleaning sewer pipes by hand.

Posted by: RM at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (U3LtS)

27 That list is and always was BS.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (BXMxN)

28 NYT - all the news that fit to fake.

Posted by: Xoo at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (vhrlk)

29 The New York Times bestseller list is more or less completely fabricated.

Posted by: fb at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (EAabq)

30 But I've read that these strategic book-buying companies actually do know which book stores matter for the list, and buy from them. It's the equivalent of rigging a poll's sample.

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Throck M. Throckmockington IV at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (RQfnU)

31 They don't break legs much any more, but I bet they can get your kid into Univ.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (Jj+59)

32 Democrats get book deals as political cobtributions.

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (BXMxN)

33

Someone mentioned Pole?

Posted by: Barky Ofuckstick at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (UFLLM)

34 Is this the book where she talks about how wonderful and scandal free the Obama administration was?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (FSPNP)

35 The bookstores the Times samples aren't known to the public -- supposedly. But I've read that these strategic book-buying companies actually do know which book stores matter for the list, and buy from them. It's the equivalent of rigging a poll's sample.

Are you saying that one of the archangels of the Chocolate Messiah's administration did something that would be a scandal if Trump did it? Perish forbid!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (3sjI6)

36 This actually is a frequent tactic. I myself engaged in it once, as a "joke," and briefly got my book on the NYTimes list. For one week. Just to prove it could be done.

But it takes a lot more money to get it on the list and KEEP it on the list. Just getting mine to the bottom of the list for one week cost more than it was worth.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (5tb4C)

37 It is #1 in books about primates.

Posted by: Rosanne at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (mRuSo)

38 Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list."

Huh. You don't say.

Wonder if that sort of thing exists in other fields, such as kolledge admissions or "google analytics"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (6qErC)

39 It turns out everything is fake.

Posted by: Fake ... Everything at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (4Eo4+)

40 Yup. Crooks gonna be crooked.

Fuck Valerie Jarret with a rusty meathook.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (bcbK8)

41 Why is it not Number One in the list? All my friends bought it!

- Zombie Pauline Kael

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (gRs0Q)

42 Why should their best seller list be any different from the rest of their lying rag?

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (mpXpK)

43 Gee, I'm shocked the corrupt Iranian slumlord and Obama-fixer would do something crooked.

Shocked!

What other stunning revelations will this day bring? Next we'll be hearing that there is gambling going on in Las Vegas, or double-dealing being done in D.C.!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (fqUgw)

44 But it takes a lot more money to get it on the list and KEEP it on the list. Just getting mine to the bottom of the list for one week cost more than it was worth.
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (5tb4C)

Everything is cheaper when someone else is paying for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (AURKQ)

45 An industry insider said that was "inconceivable" and that Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list.

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Isn't that what got the Hallmark actress arrested?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (YslsA)

46 Laurie Laughlin should get on this gig. Won't do any time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

47 It's completely sexist, racist, anti-Semitic, and straight up a conspiracy theory to suggest that people and large companies would buy their own product to inflate numbers to put books and movies on best seller lists.
Stop noticing things!

Posted by: Brie Olsen at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (YmfOS)

48 The warehouses of full of 'bought' books eventually burn down and the owner(s) collect on the overvalued insurance proceeds. A perfect 1 - 2 scam.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (QLvwG)

49 Well at least Nobel prizes are still legit.

Posted by: Born Last Night at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (4Eo4+)

50 Shrillary's book (s?) made the best seller list, I believe, and you couldn't find two people on Earth who have ever heard of it, let alone read it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM


Hillary! was featured in the Book Thread a few weeks ago by OM.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (RQfnU)

51 Oh for crying out loud, Maggie Haberman is pretty sure Trump's racism is why he criticized Omar. Nothing at all to do with her actual comments, and her frequent antisemitic and anti-American rants. It's Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (LISuA)

52 at least with a rigged poll, the 10k respondents are (probably) real people. Buying 10k books from one of the few stores used for the poll is just pure fabrication of "public interest". It's like calling one person (known Dem) and counting his vote 10k times.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (Cus5s)

53 And really, gaming the system is the only way the Ferret Jarrett could be popular at anything. You just know that this woman buys her friends and everybody who works for her hates her guts and fantasizes about feeding her to hungry alligators.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

54 Just go to second-hand bookstores or order online from Not-Amazon. Much better selection.

Posted by: Editor at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (m5QLX)

55 There is no difference between getting books attributed to you, and then rigging results versus buying your kids' way into college.

Except for the fact that if there's a payoff, it's going toward you, not a gollege.

The credentialed class indeed.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (nEOLy)

56 The truth dams are bursting all around us - like being disconnected from the matrix.
Posted by: rammajamma


The red pill is a bitch.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (NLLmE)

57 The bookstores the Times samples aren't known to the public -- supposedly. But I've read that these strategic book-buying companies actually do know which book stores matter for the list, and buy from them. It's the equivalent of rigging a poll's sample.

It is shocking and unthinkable that someone would even attempt to game the bestseller list. It is downright despicable to even consider that the reputable New York Times - the paper of record, the old gray lady - would know and not respond should the unthinkable happen. To suggest that the New York Times would actively assist such efforts is the kind of speech that is in fact violence.

Posted by: The New York Times at April 15, 2019 12:08 PM (I2dne)

58 What other stunning revelations will this day bring? Next we'll be hearing that there is gambling going on in Las Vegas, or double-dealing being done in D.C.!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM


Worse, double-dealing in Las Vegas. I didn't know when to fold 'em.

Posted by: The Gambler at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (RQfnU)

59
She's got chutzpah.
Posted by: Count de Monet


I hate chutzpah!

Posted by: Lou Grant at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (aKsyK)

60 That rat wrote a book? More than likely dictated it to somebody with a strong stomach. You've have to have one to spend more than a few minutes in the same room with her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (elsTe)

61 It is #1 in books about primates.
Posted by: Rosanne at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (mRuSo)

By and for, Rosie. By and for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (TfwlC)

62 Best seller on the upper west side?
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (ykq7q)

Eet iz numero uno in my country.--Juan Valdez's great grandson the refugee.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (3sjI6)

63 47
Laurie Laughlin should get on this gig. Won't do any time.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

She got quite a mouthful of teeth.
Better to bite the pillow with during her prison stint.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (ufFY8)

64 For the record, I would like to state that The Deplorable Gourmet's current rank of #536,108 (24,889 in Cookbooks!) on Amazon is completely above-board and was in no way manipulated by any company that helps authors buy their way into higher rankings. I know that's hard to believe but it's true.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (aXucN)

65 It is shocking and unthinkable that someone would even attempt to game the bestseller list. It is downright despicable to even consider that the reputable New York Times - the paper of record, the old gray lady - would know and not respond should the unthinkable happen. To suggest that the New York Times would actively assist such efforts is the kind of speech that is in fact violence.
Posted by: The New York Times


It's enough to make a guy croak!

Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (nEOLy)

66 An industry insider said that was "inconceivable"

I thought Vizzini was dead.

Posted by: Moron of Unusual Size at April 15, 2019 12:10 PM (sZRzw)

67 274 Bullitt on TCM tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits

What engines did the cars supposedly have?
Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (ykq7q)

390 CID on the Mustang, and I believe 426 Hemi on the Charger.

Posted by: clutch at April 15, 2019 12:10 PM (o4zxs)

68 RIGGING A POLL'S SAMPLE!!!!

NEVER! BALDERDASH!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Posted by: Si se puede at April 15, 2019 12:10 PM (vTnqw)

69 OT a bit but I truly think our moron authors should try their hand at a children's book. I've considered attempting one though I'm no author, Appears that you just need to pick the right subject. That's the hard part though because no telling what can be a big with children.




Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 12:10 PM (rxtQa)

70 Welcome into the mind of a white nationalist. Val Jar is #1... a strong independent woman who doesn't need help.
I'm literally in my bathroom crying and shaking right now terrified of the growing white nationalism outside my home.

Posted by: Brie Olsen at April 15, 2019 12:10 PM (YmfOS)

71 I've contacted the NYPD to increase security in the face of Mr. Ace's violence against the New York Times. This will not stand!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (hjaPQ)

72 Mueller report to be released on Thursday.

Progs' reactions: "They redacted all the parts that said OrangeManBad!!!!! REEEEEEeeeeeeEEE!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

73 Well at least Nobel prizes are still legit.
Posted by: Born Last Night at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (4Eo4+)

Yeah. Them and the Oscars.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (3sjI6)

74 The bookstores the Times samples aren't known to the public -- supposedly"

Not at all. The NY Times "won" a famous case involving William Blatty over "The Exorcist" - he sued them for not having it on the list (despite selling millions of copies), but the NYT defense was "editorial" instead of "factual reporting", and the Supremes bought it.

To "prove" it, they had to publish their methods...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

75 For the record, I would like to state that The Deplorable Gourmet's current rank of #536,108 (24,889 in Cookbooks!) on Amazon is completely above-board and was in no way manipulated by any company that helps authors buy their way into higher rankings. I know that's hard to believe but it's true.
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM


1. Moar editor book-signing tours.
2. Vol. II

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (RQfnU)

76 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

There she is.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (NLLmE)

77 "Gaming the system" applies to everything about Obama and his administration.

Posted by: hagbag at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (2u8LP)

78 "... Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list."

ValJar doesn't pay ... not even for rent at the Obama HQ near the White House. RICO could find out who is funding all this astroturfing and DNC/FBI/MSM coordinated messaging of TheNarrative. They are a seditious mob, acting as one, under pretense of being separate entities.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (Cus5s)

79 29 The New York Times bestseller list is more or less completely fabricated.
Posted by: fb at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (EAabq)
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Not so. It accurately reflects what Times writers claim to have bought and read.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (VaN/j)

80 And the few who are buying the book aren't buying it to read it.

They are buying her book to be strategically laying around the house so other friends of theirs can see how #Woke their reading list is.

Posted by: Blanco at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (QGdDN)

81 no telling what can be a big with children. "

Uh huh.

/Joey B

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)

82 Shrillary's book (s?) made the best seller list, I believe, and you couldn't find two people on Earth who have ever heard of it, let alone read it.
________________

Yeah, the only surprising thing about this story is that Ferret-Face ValJar didn't use the same scammers who helped "sell" the Obama books to various government agencies so that they could boost the sales numbers.

Or she could do like that Baltimore mayor and offer to do political favors for companies that do business with the city, in exchange for which the companies "buy" thousands of copies of the mayor's book (and warehouse them, or burn them).

But maybe ValJar's favors aren't so sellable anymore, now that her puppets the Obamas are no longer in the White House.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (fqUgw)

83 ValJar should have had a glamour shot on the cover. A come-hither look. Worked for Mooch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

84 The warehouses of full of 'bought' books eventually burn down and the owner(s) collect on the overvalued insurance proceeds. A perfect 1 - 2 scam.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (QLvwG)

The "bought" books probably go back to the wholesaler, and get repackaged and shipped out to the bookstores again. They get to "sell" the exact same physical books many times over. Many, many trees are saved!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (TfwlC)

85 any book is a children's book if the kid can read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (AURKQ)

86 Not at all. The NY Times "won" a famous case involving William Blatty over "The Exorcist" - he sued them for not having it on the list (despite selling millions of copies), but the NYT defense was "editorial" instead of "factual reporting", and the Supremes bought it.
...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)
++++++++++++
Like everything they do, really.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (I2dne)

87

Is Jarrett complaining about death threats yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

88 For the record, I would like to state that The Deplorable Gourmet's current rank of #536,108 (24,889 in Cookbooks!) on Amazon is completely above-board and was in no way manipulated by any company that helps authors buy their way into higher rankings.


Yes, but that finely illustrated tome did reach a legit #51 in Cookbooks for a minute and a half.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (fuK7c)

89 The NYT's book list is correct.

Posted by: Jim Wright at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (CDGwz)

90 All of a sudden, every bum in CHicago is sitting on a stool made of Valerie Jarrett books piled up and tied together.

This is like that commercial with the douchebag socks asswipes who are so proud to tell you that the number one requested item in homeless shelters are socks and that you are paying for a pair for a homeless dude every time you buy their overpriced socks.

"The number two most requested item in homeless shelters are chairs ... but since we can't give them chairs we are buying them valerie jarrett's books to use as stools."

Just wait until Jarrett starts getting awards for her book!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (ASicf)

91 I just got a text from Val. She said her book wasn't meant for white men to buy and read. She didn't write it for whitey. So go back to taking your adderall and breeding, H8ters.

Posted by: Brie Olsen at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (YmfOS)

92 87 any book is a children's book if the kid can read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 12:12 PM (AURKQ)

50 shades of BDSM. Chick lit in general.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (HUFx8)

93 The NYT's book list is correct.
Posted by: Jim Wright
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I can confirm this.

Posted by: Moochelle at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (CDGwz)

94 in exchange for which the companies "buy" thousands of copies of the mayor's book (and warehouse them, or burn them).

Or worse yet, 'donate' them to libraries and school systems, and take the tax deductions.

Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (nEOLy)

95 Yeah the times best seller list is enormously rigged, some stuff is a best seller the day it is released which is... how is that even possible?

The thing is I'm not sure it even matters any more. That used to be the gold standard for books to read, like Oprah's recommendation was worth tens of thousands of sales no matter how fake the book was. But today I'm not sure most people even see what's on the list any longer, or care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)

96 1. Moar editor book-signing tours.
2. Vol. II
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (RQfnU)
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Did you know that there is a used copy of TDG for sale on Amazon Marketplace from Goodwill of Silicon Valley? Weasel and I think that's hilarious. Although we are also
crushed. We hope it's not one of our autographed copies.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (aXucN)

97 The NYT's book list is correct.
Posted by: Jim Wright
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I can confirm this.
Posted by: Moochelle
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Nothing went wrong.

Posted by: Hillary at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (CDGwz)

98 ValJar must not of put many juicy bits in her book, as I haven't seen any quotes from it yet.

She did most of her backstabbing in private, and there's little doubt everyone in the WH was afraid of getting on her particular shit list.

As to anyone being influenced by the NYT bestseller list, it would be people I don't give a crap what they buy to start with.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (Z4rgH)

99 "They've declared shenanigans

Shenanigans is a great word."

I'm gonna pistol-whip the next son-of-a-bitch who says 'shenanigans'!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (VwHJ2)

100 For years, we audited the same Phar-Mor store because it was conveniently located. Inventory was nearly perfect every time. So we figured the rest of the chain was equally as good at inventory control and gave the company a clean audit report.

No one was more surprised than us when Phar-Mor suddenly went bankrupt one day from inventory fraud and manipulation. Who knew?

Posted by: Arthur Andersen, extinct Big 8 CPA firm at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (QLvwG)

101 If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
Any means to an end.
This is all just more lawlessness.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (w7KSn)

102 Unexpectedly!
Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)

103 Mueller report to be released on Thursday.

Progs' reactions: "They redacted all the parts that said OrangeManBad!!!!! REEEEEEeeeeeeEEE!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

Are the lower case "e's" representative of the muslime trilling ululation influence on the left now?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (3sjI6)

104 so anyway Obama bought 10 k and jarrets children the other 2 + k

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (r/xAU)

105 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is NOT a children's book.

Trust me.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (NLLmE)

106 Liars, cheats and frauds doing lying, cheating and fraudulent things? This is shocking news indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

107 You can't just call Shennanigans on innocent people, that's how wars are started....

Posted by: Officer Barbrady at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (PFMvi)

108 "If Iran The World," by Valerie Jarrett

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)

109 The New York Times uses certain bookstores for its list. I think this is how they keep conservatives off the list -- when you're sampling a dozen bookstores in New York and other leftwing cities, Bill O'Reilly books aren't going to be high on the list.

The bookstores the Times samples aren't known to the public -- supposedly. But I've read that these strategic book-buying companies actually do know which book stores matter for the list, and buy from them. It's the equivalent of rigging a poll's sample.


Posted by: Ace of Spades


Yes, Ace, you are correct. I used to know about this in detail. Also, back in the '90s (when I pulled my stunt), the names of the stores which reported to the NYTimes was more easily discovered, and not treated like the Top Secret Info like it is today.

In my case, I heard offhandedly at a publishing company event about how important it was to get books into one particular store, since it was known to report to the bestseller lists. A lightbulb went off over my head (the same idea of course had already occurred to many people over the years), and I spent weeks calling around and traveling around to learn the names of more and more such stores. I didn't have a comprpehensive list, of counrse, but I probably got the names of about 40%-50% of the stoes that report to the NYT.

Then, months later when my own book came out, I myself went to all those nearby stores over several days and anonymously bought many copies of my own book, and had friends on other cities do the same in their regions, and I repaid them. I spent over $1,000 ultimately, but the gambit worked -- boom, on the list.

Of course, it only lasted that one week.

Did getting on the list spur sales to such a degree that I was paid back in royalties? I don't think so. But it did allow me to claim to be a "bestselling author," which did help me to get subsequent book deals. Overall, it was a worthwhile trick!

I later realized that probably MOST of the books on the list are only on the list because of people and publishers doing similar things.

Nowadays, of course, the whole thing is weaponing and turned into a professional racket: You simply HIRE unethical PR firms to do it for you.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (5tb4C)

110 101
"They've declared shenanigans



Shenanigans is a great word."



I'm gonna pistol-whip the next son-of-a-bitch who says 'shenanigans'!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (VwHJ2)

Whip it good.

Posted by: Devo at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (ufFY8)

111 Mueller report to be released on Thursday.

If they can say When, they are done , why not just release it?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (r/xAU)

112 Posted by: Brie Olsen

In context, you probably mean Brie Larson.

Posted by: Sock Police at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (sZRzw)

113 99 The NYT's book list is correct.
Posted by: Jim Wright
---------

I can confirm this.
Posted by: Moochelle
-------

Nothing went wrong.
Posted by: Hillary



That is true.

Posted by: Catherine Pugh at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (wW03z)

114 I'm sure that we the tax-payers have bought more than a few copies for libraries and schools.

Considering that there are more than 100,000 libraries in the US and that the vast majority of their purchasers are leftists --- (the ALA is batshit bolshie) --- any significant Obama crony can expect decent sales.

What they CANNOT expect is readers.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Rxduq)

115
It's the equivalent of rigging a poll's sample.

It's not the equivalent, it appears to be actually rigging the poll's sample.


Lying is a Progressive Value.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (HaL55)

116 I'm not fond of fiction.

Posted by: saf at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (5IHGB)

117 Progs' reactions: "They redacted all the parts that said OrangeManBad!!!!! REEEEEEeeeeeeEEE!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, but I'm sure there are some nasty "insinuations" in it that the media can slobber over

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (O2RFr)

118 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (uopCm)

119
Unexpectedly!

Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)


He's waiting for Bomber Billy to find some spare time. Didn't Barry and Mooch get a combined $60 mil advance? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

120 Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.
Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)

You mean I was supposed to produce something for that payoff...I mean, donation to my Foundation?--The Gay Mulatto.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (3sjI6)

121 Baltimore mayor was on the board of Johns Hopkins Children's hospital or some such. The hospital bought thousands of her books though they aren't quite sure where they are.

She's pulling a Northam and just ducking (says she has pneumonia which is a nice touch) the controversy, so she'll probably get over it. Whole city council signed a letter saying she should resign, they will now get a pass because they asked for it.

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (9VeU0)

122 the whole thing is weaponing = the whole thing is weaponized

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (5tb4C)

123 can confirm this.
Posted by: Moochelle
-------

Nothing went wrong.
Posted by: Hillary
----
Obama agrees.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (r/xAU)

124 Didn't Barky get a kajillion dollar advance for a book a couple of years ago? Did I miss the publication of that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (gC2IV)

125 Heh.

Just for fun, go to your public library's online catalog and see how many copies they purchased --- and how many are available to check out.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

126 In context, you probably mean Brie Larson.
Posted by: Sock Police at April 15, 2019 12:16 PM (sZRzw)


Valerie Jarrett wrote a book about women with no asses?

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (IXZGh)

127 Did you know that there is a used copy of TDG for sale on Amazon Marketplace from Goodwill of Silicon Valley? Weasel and I think that's hilarious. Although we are also
crushed. We hope it's not one of our autographed copies.
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:14 PM (aXucN)

Buy it, and find out! Hilarity beckons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (TfwlC)

128 "...one prominent book industry insider, speaking on condition of anonymity.."
"...one longtime book editor told TheDCNF also on the condition of anonymity."
And these people are afraid that they're going to upset whom, exactly? Valerie effing ratface Jarrett?

Posted by: Roscoe at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (QxMUy)

129 104 Unexpectedly!
Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.
Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)
_______

You haven't seen the preview? Here it is:

"I"

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (VaN/j)

130 The NYT's book list is correct.
Posted by: Jim Wright"

Nothing new under the sun...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (6qErC)

131 You can't just call Shennanigans on innocent people, that's how wars are started..../i]

Oooohhh *holding out pistol for the captain*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:18 PM (39g3+)

132
Didn't Barky get a kajillion dollar advance for a book a couple of years ago? Did I miss the publication of that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (gC2IV)


I believe he and Mooch were paid $60 mil (combined) for their books.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

133 The NYT's book list is correct.
Posted by: Jim Wright
---------

I can confirm this.
Posted by: Moochelle
-------

Nothing went wrong.
Posted by: Hillary


That is true, Catherine Pugh

Comey prays.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:18 PM (r/xAU)

134 "inconceivable" and that Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list.

Something the FBI has lately shown great interest in. But they're probably all tuckered out from all that investigatin'.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (Ibwur)

135 I'll ask the obvious question. Why do we need the NYT list at all, given that Amazon obviously has a much better grasp of overall sales, without having to resort to transparent tricks like choosing only lefty-friendly book stores?.....

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (wW03z)

136 You haven't seen the preview? Here it is:



"I"

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 12:17 PM (VaN/j)


Okay, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (ufFY8)

137 "They've declared shenanigans"

"They've declared XERnanigans"

Can't be having any sexist nanigans.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (48RE5)

138 Yes, but that finely illustrated tome did reach a legit #51 in Cookbooks for a minute and a half.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM (fuK7c)
----------

That is indeed the truth. I think I have a screenshot of it somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (aXucN)

139 Who'd have thunk the NYT would call out ValJar for shennanigans over her gibberish?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (t41dG)

140 104 Unexpectedly!
Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.
______________

Hey, I'm typing as fast as I can! It was a lot easier to make this chump sound good when nobody knew who the hell he was and there weren't people like 4chan out there trying to fact check me!

Posted by: William Ayers at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (fqUgw)

141
I'm gonna pistol-whip the next son-of-a-bitch who says 'shenanigans'!

Posted by: Rob Crawford
_________________________

SHENANIGANS....

Step up wee man,, I'm feeling mean today...


Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (GEhPL)

142 You can't just call Shennanigans on innocent people, that's how wars are started..../i]

Oooohhh *holding out pistol for the captain*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:18 PM (39g3+)


SAVED by a clever edit.....

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (IXZGh)

143 I'm calling shenanigans on Brie "Olsen" Larson's ass.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (NLLmE)

144 >>Didn't Barky get a kajillion dollar advance for a book a couple of years ago? Did I miss the publication of that?

He and Michelle got a combined deal for $70+ million, multiple books, probably some kids nooks as well as biographies.

They also got a yuge Netflix programming deal for twice that.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

145 How Valerie Jarret's book got into Harvard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (hLRSq)

146 Trump is doing it.


Ha

Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (MAstk)

147 anyway, if NYT's shivered, perhaps Jarret let something out of the bag.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (r/xAU)

148 go to your public library's online catalog and see how many copies they purchased "

Yep, amazing, huh? Did that w/mooche's tome - one had 20 copies w/one checked out.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (6qErC)

149 My next book, "Killing Rasputin", will be sure to sell 10's of millions copies world wide.

Posted by: Bill Oreilley at April 15, 2019 12:21 PM (YmfOS)

150 Dennis Prager has railed about this for a long time. His books are at the top of Amazon's lists, but never make the NYT.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:21 PM (VWp7G)

151 137 I'll ask the obvious question. Why do we need the NYT list at all, given that Amazon obviously has a much better grasp of overall sales, without having to resort to transparent tricks like choosing only lefty-friendly book stores?.....
____________________

Like I told my wife, you can trust me completely! I'd never lie to you!

And I'm completely unbiased!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at April 15, 2019 12:21 PM (fqUgw)

152

Authentic frontier shenanigans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 12:21 PM (aKsyK)

153 Why do we need the NYT... at all,"

Fixed it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)

154
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!

Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (MAstk)

155 "Jarrett likely paid a company that helps authors buy their way onto the list."


I wonder how many people took tests for her kids to get into University?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (0tfLf)

156

You'd be amazed at how much money gets 'not donated to campaigns' and moved around with book deals!

Posted by: Barky Ofuckstick at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (UFLLM)

157 156
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!

Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (MAstk)

Nice.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (HUFx8)

158 What is also bad is when your company's CEO/CFO/CIO whatever writes a book and gets a feature article in a magazine.
That stuff is instantly everywhere at the office and pointedly visible in the hands of the ladder climbers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (QLvwG)

159 >>I'm gonna pistol-whip the next son-of-a-bitch who says 'shenanigans'!





Are we heading for a kerfuffle here?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

160 4 Unexpectedly!
Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.
Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)

It'll be self written. The title will be: My Yeers in the White Howse.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (Fs5vw)

161 Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327646/

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (BXMxN)

162 WaTimes, 10/25/2011

The State Department has bought more than $70,000 worth of books authored by President Obama, sending out copies as Christmas gratuities and stocking "key libraries" around the world with "Dreams From My Father" more than a decade after its release.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (Z4rgH)

163 Yes, but that finely illustrated tome did reach a legit #51 in Cookbooks for a minute and a half.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:13 PM

Finely illustrated tome? It has pictures? I only read it for the articles recipes.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (RQfnU)

164 Kerfuffle sounds delicious.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (NLLmE)

165 >>>I'm gonna pistol-whip the next son-of-a-bitch who says 'shenanigans'!



Hey Farva, where'd you eat last night?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (VWp7G)

166 Cher doesn't want illegal immigrants in HER sanctuary city because there are homeless people and shouldn't we help citizens out first?

Who knew Cher would be first to go white nationalist?

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (9VeU0)

167 He and Michelle got a combined deal for $70+ million, multiple books, probably some kids nooks as well as biographies.

They also got a yuge Netflix programming deal for twice that.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

Ears perk up.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (TfwlC)

168 So what you're saying is that they caught ol' ValJer monkeying around with the sales numbers.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (gjgWX)

169
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!


Because he's a giver.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (TAmPV)

170 Wyatt, at Shannan's again?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (r/xAU)

171
It'll be self written. The title will be: My Yeers in the White Howse.
Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (Fs5vw)


BleeDAT!!!! I be one freethrow shootin mo fo.

Posted by: Baroke Hussein Owebama at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (IXZGh)

172
"Gaming the system" applies to everything about Obama and his administration.

Lest we forget, when he first entered politics, TFG had David Axelrod create a gigantic pile of fake supporters to make it appear as though he had a lot more support from the public than he actually had. He (DA) called his tactic "astroturf," fake grassroots, if you will.

It's a form of fraud. Again, lying is a Progressive Value.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (HaL55)

173 >>>Wyatt, at Shannan's again?


I wish!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (VWp7G)

174 70 OT a bit but I truly think our moron authors should try their hand at a children's book. I've considered attempting one though I'm no author, Appears that you just need to pick the right subject. That's the hard part though because no telling what can be a big with children.




Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 12:10 PM (rxtQa)

Proposed title: Hold My Beer!. You could have a drunk-looking Ewok on the cover and it would all about the lovable hijinks of Ace and his merry band of drunken deplorables. Great for kids of all ages.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)

175 Whats a ferret? Dats a ferret.

Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (O9JR8)

176 I'll ask the obvious question. Why do we need the NYT list at all,


Welll...DUH! It's cause they're New York and were not.
Deplorable!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 12:25 PM (0tfLf)

177 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!


Because he's a giver.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (TAmPV)


I like to call this "getting fucked with your own dick."

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

.....winning....

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:25 PM (IXZGh)

178 The State Department has bought more than $70,000 worth of books authored by President Obama, sending out copies as Christmas gratuities and stocking "key libraries" around the world with "Dreams From My Father" more than a decade after its release.
______________

Hopefully Rex Tillerson or Mike Pompeo put an end to that taxpayer-ripoff practice.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 12:25 PM (fqUgw)

179 I just checked my (liberal) county's library system, and I am shocked. As of right now the only copies of her book are on audio disc, and there are only 8 of them in the whole county-wide system. And it doesn't look like there are any hard copies on order. I can't believe it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:26 PM (aXucN)

180 There ferret.

Posted by: Igor at April 15, 2019 12:26 PM (QLvwG)

181 Kerfuffle sounds delicious."

Only with 2 sticks.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)

182 Is there a Rule 34 for biologically-female moms with nice legs? She nana gams?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:26 PM (RQfnU)

183 I like to call this "getting fucked with your own dick."

"Well it has style but I need something a bit more genteel..."
--William Shakespeare

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (39g3+)

184 181 I just checked my (liberal) county's library system, and I am shocked. As of right now the only copies of her book are on audio disc, and there are only 8 of them in the whole county-wide system. And it doesn't look like there are any hard copies on order. I can't believe it.
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:26 PM (aXucN)


Just because they aren't in the system doesnt mean they didn't pay for them....

Just saying. See Baltimore

Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (9VeU0)

185 >>Kerfuffle sounds delicious.


Not as tasty as a Pavlova.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (W+vEI)

186 182 There ferret.
Posted by: Igor at April 15, 2019 12:26 PM (QLvwG)

WHHIIIINNNYYYYY

Posted by: AOC at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (48RE5)

187 81 And the few who are buying the book aren't buying it to read it.

They are buying her book to be strategically laying around the house so other friends of theirs can see how #Woke their reading list is.


you know who else bought a certain book to be strategically lying around the house?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (sGtp+)

188 The NYT Best Seller List has announced that they don't simply take the best selling books, but that they adjust the list based on other factors.

It's the NYT, so you can guess the other factors.

Posted by: Steve O at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (cc4So)

189 >97 Yeah the times best seller list is enormously rigged, some stuff is a
best seller the day it is released which is... how is that even
possible?
Pre-orders, so the day a book comes out it can have thousands or tens of thousands sold at once. This is also true for non-fabricated bestseller lists.



Posted by: fb at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (EAabq)

190
She nana gams?

Posted by: Duncanthrax
______________________

I got your hot nana gams right here buddy...

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (GEhPL)

191 161 >>I'm gonna pistol-whip the next son-of-a-bitch who says 'shenanigans'!





Are we heading for a kerfuffle here?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

Did you hear Lucy Lawless was going to reprise one of her roles?

Yes, Shenna is Agains...

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (NgKpN)

192 163 Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327646/
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (BXMxN)


So they *are* going to take a dive, just as I said.

Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2019 12:28 PM (xjiRE)

193 I like to call this "getting fucked with your own dick."



"Well it has style but I need something a bit more genteel..."

--William Shakespeare

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (39g3+)


Hoist? Petard? Some assembly required?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 12:28 PM (QLvwG)

194 184 Is there a Rule 34 for biologically-female moms with nice legs? She nana gams?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It's probably the largest "Rule 34" niche fetish of all -- MILFs. But She Nana Gams is a better neologism than MILF.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2019 12:28 PM (5tb4C)

195 180 The State Department has bought more than $70,000 worth of books authored by President Obama, sending out copies as Christmas gratuities and stocking "key libraries" around the world with "Dreams From My Father" more than a decade after its release.

"Read this and you'll understand why people voted for Trump".

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 12:28 PM (8erNz)

196 194 163 Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"

If the do that it will be at their own peril

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (O2RFr)

197 "Well it has style but I need something a bit more genteel..."
--William Shakespeare
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM


Hoist on his own peentard?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (RQfnU)

198 179 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!


Because he's a giver.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (TAmPV)

I like to call this "getting fucked with your own dick."

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

.....winning....
Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:25 PM (IXZGh)
------------

Trump is feeling extra Trumpy this morning on twitter. He's been going non stop.

Posted by: WisRich at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (G0vdT)

199
Who'd have thunk the NYT would call out ValJar for shennanigans over her gibberish?

I guess the anti-Christ George Soros forgot to send them their cut of the corruption money. When he pays them, they'll say, " Hey, look at all these sales figures. Oops, sorry, we were wrong. "

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (HaL55)

200 I hope she got a nice advance.. that's about all she's gonna get, it looks like.. heehee

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (so+oy)

201 184 Is there a Rule 34 for biologically-female moms with nice legs? She nana gams?

dunno about that, but i did read somewhere last night (don't recall where) that a certain japanese city is having a thigh festival.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (sGtp+)

202 Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (vtcmf)

203 Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!
_________________

DHS needs a rule that illegal aliens who are awaiting asylum or other immigration hearings (and that's nearly all of them these days) must wait for their hearing date in the city or state that DHS assigns them to.

Since hearing dates are scheduled years off into the future now, thanks to the left's success in overwhelming the system, we should make illegal aliens stay in their "sanctuaries" until then, and we should tell them that if they are caught outside their assigned area before their hearing date, they will be immediately fast-tracked for deportation. (That will give them incentive not to try and move to a red state).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (fqUgw)

204 Just because they aren't in the system doesnt mean they didn't pay for them....

Just saying. See Baltimore
Posted by: blaster at April 15, 2019 12:27 PM (9VeU0)
--------

I know, but still - you know our county. I can't believe people aren't lining up for this book. I'm glad to see we haven't wasted much taxpayer money on it though (at least publicly).

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (aXucN)

205 Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"

Glenn a little short on readers? 'Cause that was what, last week? And a missing of the point, which seems to be "don't run on coat tails" (which is sound advice)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (6qErC)

206 The Mueller Report's coming out Thursday?

STAY BACK!

STAY! THE FUCK! BACCCCCK! *voice cracks*!

Posted by: Andy Warski (not in jail, yet) at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (nGsFZ)

207 4 Unexpectedly!
Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.
Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)


The Story of "I"

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (Fs5vw)

208 My paintings did not sell very well but I did have a #1 book. Perhaps you've heard of it or read it?

Posted by: A. Schnickelgruber at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (QLvwG)

209
The NYT Best Seller List has announced that they don't simply take the best selling books, but that they adjust the list based on other factors.

So why don't they change the name to the NYT Best of Many Factors List?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (TAmPV)

210 That's especially impressiive since their aren't that many Farsi-readers in the country.

Except in Congress.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (XesPP)

211 One such company buys 10,000 copies of an author's book and tries to prevent bestseller lists from realizing the sales aren't organic, in which case the book may be moved down or taken off the list.

The flaw here is that this presupposes that the NYT has integrity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

212 12,600 people bought that shit?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

213 194 163 Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327646/
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2019 12:23 PM (BXMxN)
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Cocaine Mitch is up for reelection in 20. Trump should offer Mitch to campaign with him. When Mitch declines, Trump should blast it out on Twitter.

Posted by: WisRich at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (G0vdT)

214 The Story of "I"

Mememememememe....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (6qErC)

215 12,600 people bought that shit?
Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

------

Probably the Revolutionary Guards' officer corps.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (AzW6q)

216 Yeah, the library and school scam is a biggie.

Take the Obama masterpiece. Assume an average of 5 copies per library and 100,000 US libraries. Right there you have 500,000 copies of what will undoubtedly be a $50 tome. Gross of $25,000,000 off the bat.

Then you've got corporate and individual purchases and a whole mess of foreign libraries/colleges, etc.

But a yuuuuge chunk is paid for by .... us.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (Rxduq)

217 Does the book have xxx rated pics?

Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (Y274z)

218 179 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!


Because he's a giver.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:24 PM (TAmPV)

I like to call this "getting fucked with your own dick."

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

.....winning....
Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:25 PM (IXZGh)
------------

Trump is feeling extra Trumpy this morning on twitter. He's been going non stop.
Posted by: WisRich
............

And I think all of them should be given Cher's address with her comment from 2017 saying she will take in homeless immigrants.

Actually, if I was a rich person - really wealthy - I would buy these people bus tickets to whatever sanctuary city they wanted to go to.. with a voucher to collect $50 when they get there to discourage them getting off somewhere before getting to said sanctuary city.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (so+oy)

219 So why don't they change the name to the NYT Best of Many Factors List?"

Cause "We make Shiite up" wouldn't sell?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)

220 ugh, what I think of Jarret, although no one asked, She is the puppet master of Obama, of someone that wanted Him to be in power.

she's smarter .
Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (r/xAU)


Low bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (YqDXo)

221
Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"


Because it worked so well in the 2018 midterms.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (TAmPV)

222 My paintings did not sell very well but I did have a #1 book. Perhaps you've heard of it or read it?

"ULULULULULUUUU!!!! Yes, by Muhammad (PBUH) we have! Best seller still!"
--Muhammad Muhommad al'Mahomet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)

223 So why don't they change the name to the NYT Best of Many Factors List?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (TAmPV)


For the same reason that Time Magazine went through all those self-important contortions to change "Man of the Year" to "Person of the Year" and then started awarding it to groups and inanimate objects.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:33 PM (ASicf)

224 >>>Cocaine Mitch is up for reelection in 20

Unfortunately that prick will be reelected, because Kentucky.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:33 PM (VWp7G)

225 He and Michelle got a combined deal for $70+ million, multiple books, probably some kids nooks as well as biographies.

They also got a yuge Netflix programming deal for twice that.
========

I think, at some point, they've made enough money.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 15, 2019 12:33 PM (vg8iE)

226 My humble book was the most printed in the East.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (QLvwG)

227 Yeah, the library and school scam is a biggie.

I'm fighting back by donating my books to the local library. Competition!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (39g3+)

228 I'll wait for the Oscar wining movie.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (1ISKN)

229 Geez.....

"Is Tiger winning the masters the greatest redemption story in sports history?"

Just fucking stop it.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (IXZGh)

230 I actually read Obama's books before his presidential run, in which he 'fessed up to smoking weed and hanging out with commies.
Then I told my Democrat pals about those things.
They called me a g-d liar.
They never read his books.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (w7KSn)

231 226 >>>Cocaine Mitch is up for reelection in 20

Unfortunately that prick will be reelected, because Kentucky.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:33 PM (VWp7G)
---------

Yes he will, but Trump can embarrass him a bit.

Posted by: WisRich at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (G0vdT)

232 I know a whole lots of lefties who had Obama's Dreams From My Father on their coffee tables back in the day.

I used to get a kick out of referring to certain passages and getting a blank stare. They HAD it but, unlike me, never read it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (Rxduq)

233 Publishing industry has been doing this for a long time I believe. Why isn't it against the law? They went after payola back in the day. How come this isn't the same thing. It sounds like it is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (4ErVI)

234
176 Proposed title: Hold My Beer!. You could have a drunk-looking Ewok on the cover and it would all about the lovable hijinks of Ace and his merry band of drunken deplorables. Great for kids of all ages.

cake girl and the seven ewoks.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

235 damnit, bander made me have the weeps, lets not do ear worms again for a while.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (r/xAU)

236 The Reds obviously did this with Obongo's poxy book, too.

Here's anecdotal evidence: has anyone here ever met anyone who's ever read it? Or even heard of someone who's read it?

Remember the brouhaha about Obongo eating a dog, and the reporters who were spluttering with rage at this racist canard (it was a dog, not a duck, for the record)?

None of them obviously had ever read the book either. Even in Obongo's audio version he says in his own voice that he ate a dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (YqDXo)

237 12,600 people bought that shit?
Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:31 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++++++
Exceedingly unlikely. 12,600 copies were "sold" - not "bought by interested readers."

I know a guy who is a member of a fringe religion and one of their duties is to buy many copies of the leader's books from various stores. They get assigned to stores - Amazon, B&N, etc. - and have to buy some number of them. It's the same game, just done with more people and much harder to detect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (I2dne)

238 "They've declared shenanigans"
........

I declare monkey business.

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

239 The NYT Best Seller List has announced that they don't simply take the best selling books, but that they adjust the list based on other factors.

So why don't they change the name to the NYT Best of Many Factors List?


They've adopted Climate Science to the Best Seller List.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (8erNz)

240 Trump is feeling extra Trumpy this morning on twitter. He's been going non stop.

Posted by: WisRich at April 15, 2019 12:29 PM (G0vdT)

He's on AF One on his way to Minnesota.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

241 >>Trump is feeling extra Trumpy this morning on twitter. He's been going non stop.




I don't think the Democrats understand how much their outrage energizes him, fuels him. Always has, long before being POTUS.

Sure as Hell is entertaining for those of us who have had to endure constant insults from these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

242 aaaa, willow, no weeping.

here's a cookie.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (d7Ww2)

243 L. Ron Hubbard's book, Diantics, topped the Publisher's Weekly nonfiction best sellers list for almost three years. Why? Because the Scientology big wigs kept propping it by buying thousands of copies each week. I forget where it perched on the New York Times best seller list, but I'm sure it was pretty high, too. Keeping it so high on the national best sellers lists also served to create legitimate sales. People would see it week after week after week on the NYT's best seller list and buy it simply because it was on the NYT's best seller list. (Yes, there are people who won't read a book that didn't make it to the best sellers list. Why do books legitimately make it to the best sellers list? Because it appeals to the lowest common denomination.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (ebZss)

244 Secret tapes linger over Buttigieg's meteoric rise

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

245 I pray Trump can keep on Trumping the jerks.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (r/xAU)

246
"Is Tiger winning the masters the greatest redemption story in sports history?"


Redemption for what? It's a great come back story from a major injury.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (TAmPV)

247 I hate fucking monkey business.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (NLLmE)

248

Shenanigram for Mongo!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (aKsyK)

249 I know a whole lots of lefties who had Obama's Dreams From My Father on their coffee tables back in the day.

I used to get a kick out of referring to certain passages and getting a blank stare. They HAD it but, unlike me, never read it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (Rxduq)


I'm frankly amazed 1) that you read it, and 2) that you ever saw a copy on a coffee table.

The latter is more probable. It was kind of like keeping "Mein Kampf" on your coffee table back when.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (YqDXo)

250 232
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (w7KSn)
---------------------------------
GMTA.
Had I seen your comment, I could have just written "ditto!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (Rxduq)

251 >>>He's on AF One on his way to Minnesota.


Hopefully to slap people who voted for that despicable Muzzie brother-banger.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (VWp7G)

252 I don't think the Democrats understand how much their outrage energizes him, fuels him. Always has, long before being POTUS.

Sure as Hell is entertaining for those of us who have had to endure constant insults from these people.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++++
I hope they don't figure it out. They can probably hurt his turnout in 2020 if they shut up for a while. I suspect they're physically incapable of doing so because they're all crazy. I hope I am right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (I2dne)

253 223


Mitch McConnell is telling 2020 GOP Candidates to run "independent of Trump"





Because it worked so well in the 2018 midterms.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (TAmPV)
But we still have some GOP-Elites that need to be weeded primaried out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (jxbfJ)

254 MY book is the best selling of all time. (Of All Time!!)

h/t King James and Gutenberg

Posted by: I Am at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (QLvwG)

255 ty, nurse. and i'll share my hot cocoa. hands over cup.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (r/xAU)

256 He's on AF One on his way to Minnesota.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (cF8AT)


Where he will be protested by CAIR. I'm sure that's scaring him to death.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (IXZGh)

257 >>> Secret tapes linger over Buttigieg's meteoric rise


Hugh Hewitt's man-crush. *spit*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (VWp7G)

258 An Indiana judge will rule soon on whether to release five cassette tapes of secretly recorded conversations between South Bend police officers that led to the 2012 demotion of Police Chief Darryl Boykins, the city's first ever black police chief.

The South Bend City Council subpoenaed Buttigieg to win release of the tapes, which were at the center of a police department shake-up and a series of lawsuits.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (QkjLD)

259 They never read his books."

Remember the "Palin" bit where a reviewer posted part of one of Obama's books as being (badly) written by Sarah Palin, and the interwebz pounced w/commentary on how bad it was... until he pointed out who actually wrote it?

Fun times.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (6qErC)

260 Nanzi is lying. Again.

Pelosi Mocks Ocasio-Cortez And Far-Left Freshman, Claims Democratic Party Isn't About Socialism

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

261 I know a whole lots of lefties who had Obama's Dreams From My Father on their coffee tables back in the day.

I used to get a kick out of referring to certain passages and getting a blank stare. They HAD it but, unlike me, never read it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:34 PM (Rxduq)
........

My brother had one, I asked him "Did you read his bio where he says he was born in Kenya?"

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

262 CAIR.

Which should be deemed a terrorist organization

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (O2RFr)

263 Where he will be protested by CAIR. I'm sure that's scaring him to death.
Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (IXZGh)
+++++++++
Of all the people who protest Trump, those guys and Antifa are the ones to worry about. I am sure the Secret Service have taken the necessary steps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (I2dne)

264 Publishing industry has been doing this for a long time I believe. Why isn't it against the law? They went after payola back in the day. How come this isn't the same thing. It sounds like it is.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (4ErVI)

It is exactly the same thing. Pay an "influencer" to hype your product to the masses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (TfwlC)

265 Redemption for what? It's a great come back story from a major injury.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (TAmPV)


Redemption for having been found to have been nailing every girl over 15 that came within arm's length of him, banging the neighbor's naive daughter, and having his wife take him and his SUV out with a 7 iron.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (ASicf)

266 246 Secret tapes linger over Buttigieg's meteoric rise
Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

So duct tape?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

267 lets not do ear worms again for a while."

Can't we all get along? After all, it's a small world.... after all.

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:39 PM (6qErC)

268 Ace, you're 100% right. I used to work for an author/publishing house. If you know the stores that NYT uses, you can purchase all of the copies of your book through straw buyers and goose the rankings in your favor. Its an open secret.

Posted by: Revenant at April 15, 2019 12:40 PM (NUNXH)

269 I remember when I heard that Jarrett was dating Ahmed Rashad, a man that used to be married Phylicia Rashad of the Cosby Show (a real tomato).

I always was found this paring as unsettling. Something like an association of power or something worse.

Posted by: JTinKC at April 15, 2019 12:40 PM (VdShN)

270 My brother had one, I asked him "Did you read his bio where he says he was born in Kenya?"
Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

Just last week, he gave a speech in Africa, where he said he was the 'first President from Kenya'.

Could have meant of Kenyan descendent, but

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

271
Hi, nurse!

Posted by: W. Pecker at April 15, 2019 12:40 PM (RQfnU)

272 4 Unexpectedly!
Wonder when Barky will finally vomit up his written word.
Posted by: Summer of Love at April 15, 2019 12:15 PM (FJrl0)


Tell Ayers to get cracking!

What will they call it? PT 109 666?

It Takes a Village Communist Cell?

Dreams From My Father, Whoever He Actually Is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

273
Redemption for having been found to have been nailing every girl over 15 that came within arm's length of him, banging the neighbor's naive daughter, and having his wife take him and his SUV out with a 7 iron.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:38 PM (ASicf)


If you believe that requires redemption winning a golf championship won't provide it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:41 PM (TAmPV)

274 269 lets not do ear worms again for a while."

Can't we all get along? After all, it's a small world.... after all.

*ducks*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:39 PM (6qErC)


Agree. The last thread read like a gay sing-along.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (Fs5vw)

275 My working title of my children's book is

Boys have a Penis , Girls have a Vagina.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (rxtQa)

276 251---... It was kind of like keeping "Mein Kampf" on your coffee table back when.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:36 PM (YqDXo)
-----------------------------
In 2008?
Nah, it was a sophisticated way of wearing an "I Love Obama" tee-shirt --- and part of the fantasy that he was d-e-e-p.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (Rxduq)

277 I'm frankly amazed 1) that you read it, and 2) that you ever saw a copy on a coffee table.

I went to the library, found a copy, sat down and read for two hours, got up and volunteered for the McCain campaign.

I had nothing in common with Obama's worldview. Nothing at all.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (8erNz)

278 ty, nurse. and i'll share my hot cocoa. hands over cup.
Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM


Don't forget to talk about health insurance!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (RQfnU)

279 Agree. The last thread read like a gay sing-along.
Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (Fs5vw)

--------

We had one last week that read like a thread over at BateWorld, so it could be worse

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (AzW6q)

280 If you believe that requires redemption winning a golf championship won't provide it."

Wait a sec - are you saying that Jesus can't hit a 2 iron?

Or was that a curve ball?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (6qErC)

281 Hi, nurse!
Posted by: W. Pecker at April 15, 2019 12:40 PM (RQfnU)

unless You'[re insomniac, knock it ff.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (r/xAU)

282 OT: I just heard that my Pinko Scumbag Mayor says that he'd be happy to have Trump releasing illegals here. Not a month after the brutal murder of Bambi Larsen under his watch.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (Tr9jL)

283 Agree. The last thread read like a gay sing-along.
Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM


Objection! There was not one reference to "YMCA" or "In The Navy!".

Posted by: Shep! at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (RQfnU)

284 257 ty, nurse. and i'll share my hot cocoa. hands over cup.
Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (r/xAU)

Mmhmm. Sharing a blanket, now cookies and hot cocoa. *adjusts webcam*

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (NWiLs)

285 I love a parade.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (vtcmf)

286 282 If you believe that requires redemption winning a golf championship won't provide it."

Wait a sec - are you saying that Jesus can't hit a 2 iron?

Or was that a curve ball?


Drop kick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life...

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (8erNz)

287 240 "They've declared shenanigans"
........

I declare monkey business.
Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

I predict a riot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

288 If you believe that requires redemption winning a golf championship won't provide it."



Wait a sec - are you saying that Jesus can't hit a 2 iron?



Or was that a curve ball?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (6qErC)


No one can hit a 2-iron.

Posted by: I Am at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (QLvwG)

289 Don't forget to talk about health insurance!
Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (RQfnU)

oh hekl, I liked MY health Ins, just fine, tks.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (r/xAU)

290 In 2008?
Nah, it was a sophisticated way of wearing an "I Love Obama" tee-shirt"

Still laugh - years later - at TBBT episode where Bewbs wears a "hillary in 08" tshirt.

That worked well, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (6qErC)

291 277 My working title of my children's book is

Boys have a Penis , Girls have a Vagina.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (rxtQa)

That's hate speech, you Hatey McHaterton!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (NWiLs)

292 Shenanigans are like Monkeyshines, but less racist.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (88+cf)

293 286 257 ty, nurse. and i'll share my hot cocoa. hands over cup.
Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:37 PM (r/xAU)

Mmhmm. Sharing a blanket, now cookies and hot cocoa. *adjusts webcam*
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (NWiLs)

Careful, Willow's a truck drivin woman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

294 insomniac, watch it we might like eachother.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:45 PM (r/xAU)

295 273
Hi, nurse!
Posted by: W. Pecker

that isn't nice. there are now THREE WOODPECKERS.

I have permission from the neighbors to go rambo.

don't watch the evening news.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:45 PM (d7Ww2)

296 250 Shenanigram for Mongo!


I LOL'd.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 15, 2019 12:45 PM (UFLLM)

297 What will they call it? PT 109 666?

It Takes a Village Communist Cell?

Dreams From My Father, Whoever He Actually Is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:41 PM (YqDXo)
.........

The Adventures of Barack Obama Seal Team 6 Action Figure

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

298 No one can hit a 2-iron."

Ahem.

Jack Nicklaus.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:45 PM (6qErC)

299 My working title of my children's book is

Boys have a Penis , Girls have a Vagina.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (rxtQa)

We won't publish it!

Posted by: National Publishing Company at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (Tr9jL)

300 The 2 iron is the Debbil's work.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (NLLmE)

301 Margarita and Deplorable Jay -- many years back, a sociologist and one of his classes performed an experiment. A biography of Nixon had been released to great praise and it sat on every coffee table in the D.C. area. This prof and his class infiltrated just about all of the D.C. bookstores, planting a certificate for $20 in every one of those Nixon books around the tenth page or so. All the reader had to do was call the number on the certificate to receive $20. Nobody called.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (ebZss)

302
Shenanigans are monkey bidness done by Irish monkeys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (HaL55)

303 mark i'm 5 ft 1 of hell! watch out insomniac!

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (r/xAU)

304 Sharing a blanket, now cookies and hot cocoa"

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (6qErC)

305 Just last week, he gave a speech in Africa, where he said he was the 'first President from Kenya'.

Dude lies like he breathes.

Related is this story, could just be some woman's word on a rumor site but it certainly sounds plausible.

http://tinyurl.com/y58npo2q

In this interview on October 31, 2013, with Reverend and Dr. James David Manning, the pastor of Atlah World Missionary in Harlem, New York, Pope says Barry "always portrayed himself as a foreign student" and "very much was within the gay community." It was "common knowledge" that Barry "wasn't interested in girls" but "was strictly into men."

"One of his attributes even then," as he is now, was that Barry "was a pathological liar even then" of the "self-aggrandizing" sort. He would lie about the most mundane things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (39g3+)

306 Mmhmm. Sharing a blanket, now cookies and hot cocoa. *adjusts webcam*
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM


It appears you're achieving some stardom as a Cam Guy. Congratulations!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 12:47 PM (RQfnU)

307 No one can hit a 2-iron."



Ahem.



Jack Nicklaus.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:45 PM (6qErC)

Nobody tells me nothing.

Posted by: I Am at April 15, 2019 12:47 PM (QLvwG)

308 Is Trump doing a rally in Minnesota?

Posted by: josephistan at April 15, 2019 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

309 In the same way, Disney "gamed the system" by buying up loads of tickets on online sites like fandango for "Captain Marvel" (which lifted it out of failure range) and for "Black Panther" (which lifted it to the #1 comic book movie of all time).

Posted by: carnot at April 15, 2019 12:47 PM (2u8LP)

310 Yeah, but see Ace, you're not factoring the books created or saved into her book sales.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 15, 2019 12:47 PM (x2PE6)

311 mark i'm 5 ft 1 of hell! watch out insomniac!

Awwwww *pats head*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)

312 Insom!

I have a pecker problem and you're only interested in spying on me and willow?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (d7Ww2)

313 12,600 people did NOT buy those 12,600 copies

of the book ValJar did NOT write.


"these people" never write their own, though Valerie maybe had more input in her book than Obama did in his. Wasn't it "stylistically" proven that Ayers wrote Obama's books ... all the boat/ocean figurative language or some such.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (Cus5s)

314 fine, I wish I were all full of hell, but right now i'm sneezin into the blankie.

but still insomniac, Fear Me!

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (r/xAU)

315 314 Insom!

I have a pecker problem and you're only interested in spying on me and willow?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (d7Ww2)

That's not my only interest.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

316 Jeebuz, willow. I wasn't trying to give you sadz I was trying to make you feel special by knowing that someone else knows that song.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (fuK7c)

317 CHRISTOPHER, DO NOT DOUBT THE POSSIBILITIES.

I could take your knee cap right off.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (r/xAU)

318 I have a Ping Eye 2 iron.

I hit it as far as I hit my newer 5 iron.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

319 oh, willow,

here's a hot toddy. whisky, lemon, honey, hot water and a cinnamon stick.

drink up!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (d7Ww2)

320 after I quit coughing .

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (r/xAU)

321 BTW, anyone catch the latest from NYC (sorry, JJ) - now nearly 300 cases of measles in NYC alone now... just a few years ago we didn't have 300 cases in the entire country.

Wonder how that happened...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (6qErC)

322 How is busing in 1.5 million illegals into Sanctuary Cities "winning"? Why doesn't Trump just ignore these rouge Judges? We cant take in anymore illegals or immigrants ffs? The ones here need to be forced back. This is insanity and suicide.

Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (YmfOS)

323 "One of his attributes even then," as he is now, was that Barry "was a pathological liar even then" of the "self-aggrandizing" sort. He would lie about the most mundane things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:46 PM (39g3+)
...........

Natural born politician.

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

324
I have a pecker problem and you're only interested in spying on me and willow?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (d7Ww2)

That's not my only interest.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)


You guys need to release the video already.......

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (IXZGh)

325 nurse,

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: W. Pecker #3 at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (RQfnU)

326 Bander, you're a good soul, but yeah that's a song that brings me to my knees.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (r/xAU)

327 rouge Judges"

Huh. Thought they wore black.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:51 PM (6qErC)

328 BTW, anyone catch the latest from NYC (sorry, JJ) - now nearly 300 cases of measles in NYC alone now... just a few years ago we didn't have 300 cases in the entire country.

Wonder how that happened...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (6qErC)


It's ok now because DeBlasio has declared he can force anyone to take whatever he decides they need in their system any time he wants.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:51 PM (IXZGh)

329 *ahem*


The joke is a 1 iron, it's Arnold Palmer, and it's based on an actual shot he hit in the sixties.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:51 PM (fuK7c)

330 Wait a sec - are you saying that Jesus can't hit a 2 iron?



Or was that a curve ball?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:43 PM (6qErC)


"No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 15, 2019 12:52 PM (ASicf)

331 The joke is a 1 iron, it's Arnold Palmer, and it's based on an actual shot he hit in the sixties."

Dude, that was what, a hundred years ago?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:52 PM (6qErC)

332 mmm ovlatine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)

333
How is busing in 1.5 million illegals into Sanctuary Cities "winning"? Why doesn't Trump just ignore these rouge Judges? We cant take in anymore illegals or immigrants ffs? The ones here need to be forced back. This is insanity and suicide.


Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (YmfOS)


When people in California start screaming for Trump to ignore the 9th Circuit Court's ruling that's winning.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:53 PM (TAmPV)

334 The joke is a 1 iron, it's Arnold Palmer, and it's based on an actual shot he hit in the sixties.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:51 PM


I'll take 'Facts About Your Mom' for $600, Alex.

Posted by: S. Connery at April 15, 2019 12:53 PM (RQfnU)

335 John Daly used to have a Zero iron in his bag.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:53 PM (IXZGh)

336 315----Wasn't it "stylistically" proven that Ayers wrote Obama's books ... all the boat/ocean figurative language or some such.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 12:48 PM (Cus5s)
---------------------------------------
Ayers almost certainly wrote DFMF. (It is well done, BTW.)
The Audacity of Hope is stylistically different and not nearly as good. I think Ayers found someone else to "help" Obama with that one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:53 PM (Rxduq)

337 BTW, anyone catch the latest from NYC (sorry, JJ) - now nearly 300 cases of measles in NYC alone now... just a few years ago we didn't have 300 cases in the entire country.

Wonder how that happened...



Maybe not the way you think. I've read that it's spreading from Ultra-Orthodox communities who don't vax.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:53 PM (fuK7c)

338 OT a bit but I truly think our moron authors should try their hand at a children's book. I've considered attempting one though I'm no author, Appears that you just need to pick the right subject. That's the hard part though because no telling what can be a big with children.

-
Oscar Ostrich Finds Out That a Man In a Dress Is Just a Man In a Dress

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

339 New England Patriots and Brady like Trump ... they win.

Tiger seemed liked friends with Trump ... he wins.


Mitch is giving bad advice.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

340 oh, willow,

here's a hot toddy. whisky, lemon, honey, hot water and a cinnamon stick.

drink up!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 12:49 PM (d7Ww2)

Since when did they start putting Hot Water and Cinnamon sticks in Hot Toddies? Grandma Surfperch would only make them with Whiskey, Lemon and Honey.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (Tr9jL)

341 John Daly also used to have Miller Lite in his bag.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (IXZGh)

342

How is busing in 1.5 million illegals into Sanctuary Cities "winning"?
Why doesn't Trump just ignore these rouge Judges? We cant take in
anymore illegals or immigrants ffs? The ones here need to be forced
back. This is insanity and suicide.


He's making the Prog/Dems embarrass themselves very publicly. He knew this was exactly how they'd react and he was right. Tucker Carlson put the cherry on top of PDT's tweet Friday night with his monologue that catalogued all the Prog's previous tongue-bathing of illegals followed by their shrieks when he wanted to send them all the illegals they claim to luv ever-so-much.

It's sorta like "de-pantsing" somebody.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (HaL55)

343 I'd forgotten about the Deplorable Gourmet... Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (BD/yx)

344 My working title of my children's book is

Boys have a Penis , Girls have a Vagina.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 12:42 PM (rxtQa)

Based on my years of editorial experience I think you might experience better sales with the title Boys Have A Penis, Girls Have A Vagina, And They Fit Together Wonderfully. That might juice up the sales. So to speak.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

345 now nearly 300 cases of measles in NYC alone now... just a few years ago we didn't have 300 cases in the entire country.

-
All I know is this didn't happen when Obongo was president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

346 Not VAXxing should have been a sin.

Posted by: Digital Equipment Corporation at April 15, 2019 12:55 PM (RQfnU)

347 Boys Have A Penis, Girls Have A Vagina, And They Fit Together Wonderfully


The Internet already has that.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 12:55 PM (NLLmE)

348
Alternate poat title:

Little Monkey-Face's Book Makes NYT's Bestseller List...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (GAlP7)

349 nurse,

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: W. Pecker #3 at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (RQfnU)


____/T\___/T\___/T\______/T\___/T\___/T\______/T\___/T\___/T\__

Posted by: A. Gopher at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

350 and it's based on an actual shot he hit in the sixties."

If it's the Masters, wasn't that the 50's?

Oddly enough, 3 iron is one of my fav sticks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (6qErC)

351 How is busing in 1.5 million illegals into Sanctuary Cities "winning"?

Its not. Sending them back home is winning. The only winning part of this is watching the usual suspects now shout all the arguments against illegal immigration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (39g3+)

352 I'd forgotten about the Deplorable Gourmet... Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (BD/yx)
---------

My pleasure! At Ace's request, all the proceeds go to charity. We divide them equally between the Marine's Toys for Tots and Fisher House.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (aXucN)

353 Based on my years of editorial experience I think you might experience better sales with the title Boys Have A Penis, Girls Have A Vagina, And They Fit Together Wonderfully. That might juice up the sales. So to speak.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (RD7QR)


Or, They're Real and They're Magnificent.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (IXZGh)

354 334 mmm ovlatine

DRINK YOUR OVLATINX

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 12:56 PM (sGtp+)

355
Put A Wig On The Area 51 Alien = little monkey-face jarrett

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (GAlP7)

356
A wig and glasses, I mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (GAlP7)

357 How is busing in 1.5 million illegals into Sanctuary Cities "winning"?

-------------

Depends on if you own a busing company.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (sX1BW)

358 I expect nothing less from Obama's brains.

Posted by: not lurch, not hillary at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (1XtI9)

359 Simply another credential scam by the "elites:" Now Jarrett can sell herself as "New York Times best-selling author, Valerie Jarrett!"

(In addition to being an Iranian operative and the puppet-master of Michelle and Barack.)

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (AMIL/)

360 @339

There have been ultra orthadox communities in NY for 100s of years.

These outbreaks are 100pct to do with the massive influx of illeagals from the shitholes of the earth.

The Hasidim are being used as a scape goat.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (pRQYb)

361 335
How is busing in 1.5 million illegals into Sanctuary Cities "winning"? Why doesn't Trump just ignore these rouge Judges? We cant take in anymore illegals or immigrants ffs? The ones here need to be forced back. This is insanity and suicide.


Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 12:50 PM (YmfOS)


When people in California start screaming for Trump to ignore the 9th Circuit Court's ruling that's winning.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 12:53 PM (TAmPV)

All I've seen is praise from the Left on this move. What I'm I missing? How is investing in illegals md legal immigration winning while not investing in Americans and America?

Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (YmfOS)

362 "the corrupt New York Times"
heh

Posted by: m at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (C7rlo)

363 He's making the Prog/Dems embarrass themselves very publicly. He knew this was exactly how they'd react and he was right. Tucker Carlson put the cherry on top of PDT's tweet Friday night with his monologue that catalogued all the Prog's previous tongue-bathing of illegals followed by their shrieks when he wanted to send them all the illegals they claim to luv ever-so-much.

It's sorta like "de-pantsing" somebody.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:54 PM (HaL55)


Heighten the contradictions.

Make the enemy live up to his own rules.

Freeze, personalize, attack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (YqDXo)

364 REPORT: I've received no new death threats

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (QkjLD)

365 I think, at some point, they've made enough money.
_____________

Yes, and I stand by that statement!

But let me be clear: the point at which you've made enough money is the point at which you've made a dollar more than I have!

See I will never had made "enough" money, because I get to define the terms, proles!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (fqUgw)

366 Goddamn gopher blew the margins. Where's Carl Spackler when you really need him?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (NWiLs)

367 But like sex slaver O'Reilly himself, his books suck, so, bad comparison...

Posted by: macleod at April 15, 2019 12:59 PM (K+6Mq)

368 Why doesn't Trump just ignore these rouge Judges?

-
Only thing worse is furry judges.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)

369 Where's Carl Spackler when you really need him?

He's at the ball washer staring at the old women again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)

370 Only thing worse is furry judges.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 12:59 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Bronie Judges at April 15, 2019 01:00 PM (RQfnU)

371

I expect nothing less from Obama's brains.


TFG would be quite safe in the event of a zombie attack.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)

372 He's at the ball washer staring at the old women again
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)


Bark like a dog for me, Mrs. Johnson.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 01:00 PM (IXZGh)

373 Mueller report to be released on Thursday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 01:00 PM (gC2IV)

374 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (ffYR/)

375 Duke Nukem threatened me with nuclear annihilation!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

376 Nobody wants to read the lying weasel chronicles. Why would they? You can get leftard bullshit for free.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (qXtgU)

377 What am I missing?

That the illegal aliens are here already, and have to go somewhere.

Trump's proposing to saddle the liberals - the people responsible for the illegal aliens being here - with having to put up with and support those illegal aliens. He's forcing them to put up or shut up, and their howls speak to their hypocrisy. They want illegal aliens ... somewhere else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

378 Time for gopher secret agent C4?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (5UVOn)

379 Winning would be invading Mexico for 10 miles, annexing it, and treating it like the Golan Hieghts while instituting mass deportations stoping legal immigration and imvesting in actual Americans to get them back to work.

Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (YmfOS)

380 If it's the Masters, wasn't that the 50's?


Hmmm. The internet suggests it was the 1958 Masters, but I can't find a clip.

I know the joke from the 60s because I wasn't alive in the 50s.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (fuK7c)

381 363 All I've seen is praise from the Left on this move. What I'm I missing? How is investing in illegals md legal immigration winning while not investing in Americans and America?
Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 12:57 PM (YmfOS)

It's about making Trendy Progs in places like Silicon Valley have to get THEIR cities overrun, rather than them all being shipped off to small-town Ohio in an effort to Turn Ohio Permanently Blue.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (UnA8+)

382 369 But like sex slaver O'Reilly himself, his books suck, so, bad comparison...

Posted by: macleod at April 15, 2019 12:59 PM (K+6Mq)


Yeah, I decided to try one of his books. Started reading Killing Patton but stopped after a couple of chapters, because it was insulting my intelligence.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2019 01:02 PM (AMIL/)

383 366 REPORT: I've received no new death threats
Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (QkjLD)

Well, considering the fact that you're an extinction-level event I doubt there would be much point in threatening you.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

384 379 What am I missing?

That the illegal aliens are here already, and have to go somewhere.

Trump's proposing to saddle the liberals - the people responsible for the illegal aliens being here - with having to put up with and support those illegal aliens. He's forcing them to put up or shut up, and their howls speak to their hypocrisy. They want illegal aliens ... somewhere else.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

We all pay for it. Not just liberals. Our nation is close to a breaking point and a point of no return.

Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 01:03 PM (YmfOS)

385 If I worked at a publisher I would be embarrassed if we didn't know the sources for the NYT list. It might take a few months to work out, and there might be a few accidental hits and misses, but for the most part, figuring this sort of thing out when you have a substantial amount of the data should be a non-issue with machine learning techniques.

Posted by: DaveM at April 15, 2019 01:03 PM (WWC3Y)

386 NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at April 15, 2019 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

387
Heighten the contradictions.



Make the enemy live up to his own rules.



Freeze, personalize, attack.


I hope that devil-worshipper Alinsky gets a break from riding B. L. Z. Bubb's barbed cock long enough to see that get done by PDT.


1. Turnabout is fair play.
2. They started it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 01:04 PM (HaL55)

388
BTW, anyone catch the latest from NYC (sorry, JJ) - now nearly 300 cases of measles in NYC alone now... just a few years ago we didn't have 300 cases in the entire country.

Wonder how that happened...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Climate change

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 01:04 PM (aKsyK)

389 141 Who'd have thunk the NYT would call out ValJar for shennanigans over her gibberish?
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (t41dG)

The NYT didn't. The DCNF (Daily Caller News Foundation; see the link at the top of the post) did:

"It should have been number five, except they excluded a big chunk of her sales for being sketchy. They've declared shenanigans," one longtime book editor told TheDCNF also on the condition of anonymity.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2019 01:04 PM (C7rlo)

390 Trump, illegal aliens, and sanctuary cities?

Power Line went and looked at Jimmy Carter, the Mariel Boat Lift, Ft. Chaffee afire, and Gov Bill Clinton opposing Carter's settling of the Cubans at Ft. Chaffee.

Steve Hayward suggests Trump follow Clinton's example and stock up on popcorn.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxdtfmhh

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 01:06 PM (5UVOn)

391 Had to laugh in church yesterday. Apparently many ladies didnt check weather before choosing that light sleeveless spring dress. 47 degrees. The nips were mighty attentive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2019 01:06 PM (qXtgU)

392 I know the joke from the 60s because I wasn't alive in the 50s."

My lawn. Offa it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 01:06 PM (6qErC)

393 nood meuller

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2019 01:09 PM (8D42x)

394 Moron of Unusual Size, 66:

"I thought Vizzini was dead."

Well-played, sir. And nice nickname.

Posted by: JPS at April 15, 2019 01:13 PM (Ij5/H)

395 Jordan Peterson's book never made it to NYTime list despite being the overwhelming hit on Amazon.

Posted by: BigFire at April 15, 2019 01:17 PM (umy56)

396 New thread...gone?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 15, 2019 01:23 PM (q8oeS)

397 God did not like my joke about the Notre Dame cathedral.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2019 01:23 PM (sX1BW)

398

What the Hell?

Posted by: Outrageously Flaming Mincer Drag Queen at April 15, 2019 01:23 PM (UFLLM)

399 clip of the Notre Dame fire:

https://twitter.com/Solwii/status/1117838739097755648

Posted by: m at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (C7rlo)

400 nice, ace, nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (GBteo)

401 Oh we can't have nice things.

Ace took our thread away

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (bcbK8)

402 What the hell just happened?

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (88+cf)

403 that was strange

there was another thread?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (Rarvo)

404
where did the NOOD go.?

Posted by: Ru Paul at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (LilNs)

405 Whoa. Wha' happened in the latest thread?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

406 I feel like I tripped for a moment, did I post somewhere that wasn't aces, and it disappeared?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (r/xAU)

407 What happened to the Mueller thread?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (Tr9jL)

408 New thread up in smoke like Notre Dame.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (cF8AT)

409 399 clip of the Notre Dame fire:

https://twitter.com/Solwii/status/1117838739097755648
Posted by: m at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (C7rlo)

I just said "I hope they're paid up on their fire insurance" before the thread disappeared.

I hope ace is paid up on his thread insurance, too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (GBteo)

410
That new thread smell just burned up in a fire baby!

Posted by: Ru Paul at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (LilNs)

411

I just had a TIA or something.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 15, 2019 01:25 PM (UFLLM)

412 What happened to the Mueller thread?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (Tr9jL)


It went to Notre Dame?

I denounce myself.

Seriously, the fire at Notre Dame is terrible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 15, 2019 01:25 PM (mf5HN)

413 oold / nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 15, 2019 01:25 PM (GBteo)

414 ace, playing with my head, maybe I should go scare him with the thought of a pure angry me?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 01:25 PM (r/xAU)

415 Me: Making a joke about ND football and ND fire.

God: Erase this thread.

Posted by: SH at April 15, 2019 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

416 srsly

400 IN POST COUNT?

and i'm lost?>

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 01:27 PM (r/xAU)

417 399 clip of the Notre Dame fire:

https://twitter.com/Solwii/status/1117838739097755648
Posted by: m at April 15, 2019 01:24 PM (C7rlo)

I just said "I hope they're paid up on their fire insurance" before the thread disappeared.


Looks like they just elected a buttload of Popes. They can't do any worse than the present one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 01:28 PM (YqDXo)

418 Huh

Posted by: Zombie Duke Kahanamoku at April 15, 2019 02:48 PM (0x00j)

419 "The bookstores the Times samples aren't known to the public -- supposedly. But I've read that these strategic book-buying companies actually do know which book stores matter for the list, and buy from them.'

Can confirm. And NYT insiders have this info too.

Posted by: mediapostate at April 15, 2019 02:53 PM (+ZhJh)

420 All the bookstores in San Franstinkhole will carry this book

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 15, 2019 05:21 PM (wGqjj)

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