EMT 04/14/19

This day in history was EMT.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 06:00 AM (BbGew)

2 Good Morning Morons; On this day in 1912 the British passenger liner RMSTitanic hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic at 23:40 (it sank on the morning of April 15th).

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

3 Trump has a Twitter debate with Oakland's communist mayor.



https://tinyurl.com/yxqrf6y6

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

4 Thanks, krak!

Posted by: m at April 14, 2019 06:01 AM (5AuVV)

5 CA idiot wants to name his clothing brand 'fuct' which is against federal law.


https://tinyurl.com/y3t6qr8e

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

6 I'm sure this day in history some people did something

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew)

7 CA idiot want to ban those little bottles of shampoo you see in motel rooms. I have a better idea, lets ban CA.


https://tinyurl.com/y5vdyr22

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

8 HS in NJ suspended 2 students for posting pics of shooting range on their social media account in the own time. Not to worry, the tax payers of that county will be held accountable.


https://tinyurl.com/y35mp4z4

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

9 Trouble-making asshole throws a 5 year old child off a balcony at Mall of America. He had previously been banned from the mall for making trouble. The child is in critical condition in the hospital. I hope he is prosecuted for attempted murder but he will probably get off with nothing.


https://tinyurl.com/yxqt3ect

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

10 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y4ojkejd


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 Here's a funny twitter account of a guy who loves pets and also the f-word:

https://twitter.com/slendersherbet

Posted by: m at April 14, 2019 06:03 AM (5AuVV)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 14, 2019 06:04 AM (+uzZH)

13 Emergency Medical Technician?
Emerson Make & Talmer?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Jake Kengle at April 14, 2019 06:07 AM (qMzqr)

14
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for MiMoMe) at April 14, 2019 06:12 AM (KCxzN)

15 So according to the left's new definition of "surveillance," Hoover wasn't spying on Martin Luther King, he was merely conducting domestic surveillance of the civil rights leader.

Potatoe, potatoe.


Good to know.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 14, 2019 06:22 AM (W2qum)

16 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 14, 2019 06:23 AM (GwY6O)

17 Sultanknish -Money in the Toilet
http://tinyurl.com/y4wn75km

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 06:24 AM (BbGew)

18 Haven't reported on this in a while but with warmer weather, the body count in Chicago has greatly increased.
Saddest story is a 8 year old shot at a baby shower. 31 shot so far this weekend, and its not over.


Posted by: Colin at April 14, 2019 06:27 AM (NhsZQ)

19 i am in favor of banning california. give it to spain.

morning, morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2019 06:36 AM (KP5rU)

20 18: the lesbo mayor will fix all things fucked in chitown.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 14, 2019 06:37 AM (KP5rU)

21 I just did my taxes. I was hit with a nasty surprise of owing $2,000 more than I expected. I did not notice that my withholding was too low all last year due to the tax law change.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2019 06:40 AM (Xqo6t)

22 Morning, Peeps.

Posted by: fluffy at April 14, 2019 06:41 AM (dCRRg)

23 Mornin', y'all.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2019 06:42 AM (Dhht7)

24 morning folks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

25 http://tinyurl.com/y5polcdd
American Thinker - What is Socialism

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 06:46 AM (BbGew)

26 Serious Cat

Have noticed the stories of people who, surprisingly, have to pay additional tax this year, but I went from paying in $1600 for 2017 to receiving $4000 back for 2018. And, that was after receiving a 17% pay increase.

Posted by: French Jeton at April 14, 2019 06:49 AM (Fjvqd)

27 I owed some to most of the tax collection agency. Better than giving them money interest free. Ideally I wish it was 0 owed for all.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

28 Ideally I wish it was 0 owed for all.
Posted by: Skip

How about we keep all that you earn, and give you what we think you need?

...Leftys For Socialism...

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2019 06:51 AM (LAt9N)

29 Morning all from NAS JAX

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2019 06:54 AM (TI+41)

30 Feels good to be home. Wife went to hosp in StL on 3/28. Surgery 4/1. Discharged 4/12. Brought her home (2 hrs from StL) by ambulance. Put her into inpatient rehab for couple of weeks. She's still not eating and yesterday couldn't urinate.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2019 06:55 AM (Dhht7)

31 18 Not as many MAGA hats protecting the streets

Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at April 14, 2019 06:55 AM (RCnU/)

32 Giving up on Fox watching OAN, Booker to introduce a reparations bill.
It's all about splitting the population into race, gender, class.
Divide and conquer

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 06:56 AM (BbGew)

33 I saw 79 dental patients yesterday...the Navy got it's pound of flesh yesterday from me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2019 06:57 AM (TI+41)

34 It's all about splitting the population into race, gender, class.
Divide and conquer
Posted by: Skip

Can't we say that before the Civil War some things happened?

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2019 06:57 AM (LAt9N)

35 Feels good to be home. Wife went to hosp in StL on 3/28. Surgery 4/1. Discharged 4/12. Brought her home (2 hrs from StL) by ambulance. Put her into inpatient rehab for couple of weeks. She's still not eating and yesterday couldn't urinate.
Posted by: olddog

Prayer up

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2019 06:58 AM (LAt9N)

36 Morning all from NAS JAX

I was stationed there many, many moons ago.

Posted by: JT at April 14, 2019 06:59 AM (+uzZH)

37 I saw 79 dental patients yesterday...the Navy got it's pound of flesh yesterday from me
Posted by: Nevergiveup


"Oh when the teeth

Come marchin' in......"

Posted by: JT at April 14, 2019 07:01 AM (+uzZH)

38 I saw 79 dental patients yesterday...

I'm picturing Lucy at the candy factory.

OUCH!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2019 07:01 AM (LAt9N)

39 olddog- She is still at rehab?

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:01 AM (BbGew)

40 NGU - don't think you were around during the chess thread but a few wanted to trade you for Dr Blanco and a few future draft picks.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:03 AM (BbGew)

41 don't think you were around during the chess thread but a few wanted to trade you for Dr Blanco and a few future draft picks.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:03 AM (BbGew)


LOL...who is Dr Blanco

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2019 07:05 AM (TI+41)

42 NGU - Just scroll down to it, you'll see

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:05 AM (BbGew)

43 33 I saw 79 dental patients yesterday...the Navy got it's pound of flesh yesterday from me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2019 06:57 AM (TI+41)

You see 79 mouths, what do you get?

(Tennessee Ernie Ford)

Posted by: m at April 14, 2019 07:07 AM (5AuVV)

44 25 Skip

Strange how socialists think people are good but must be made better. And BETTER is a moving target that always always cost more money and provides less freedom. The current crop of Socialist all sound crazy when you just take their words at face value.

Liawatha: Wants to go after wealth AKA capital. It is difficult to get good safe returns of over 6%. So her 2% tax is actually claiming the government get about one third of money.

Uncle Bernie: Medicare for All encompasses every person in the Western Hemisphere for all practical purposes. We cannot afford the Medicare and Medicaid systems we have so let us throw 150 to 200 million people into the mix.

If you just write down what these people say, and then read it back it becomes clear that these people are just crazed power hungry curruptocrats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

45 Democrats lining up to defend Ilhan against President Trump

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:08 AM (BbGew)

46 9: He needs to be executed for this. I hope he's killed in prison. If the mental health aspect is true, then he's so dangerous he would jeopardize people's safety as long as he's alive.
I had a patient similar to this year's ago. while he did not attack a child he attacked many others and reveled in his killer instinct and command hallucinations. I was quietly delighted when he was shot and killed by the police while attempting another assault.

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2019 07:09 AM (U7k5w)

47 Posted this on a willowed thread yesterday but certainly worth a look, a short video from Venezuela

babalublog.com/2019/04/13/tweet of the day shows stark images of Venezuelan faces before and after socialism

http://tinyurl.com/y3al2436

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 03:15 PM

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:13 AM (BbGew)

48 Liberalism is a mental disorder.

It can't be repeated enough.

Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2019 07:15 AM (jUh/F)

49 Mall of America story, fuller backstory on the accused:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3cfk6m3

(posted at The Root)

Posted by: m at April 14, 2019 07:15 AM (5AuVV)

50
30 Feels good to be home. Wife went to hosp in StL on 3/28. Surgery 4/1. Discharged 4/12. Brought her home (2 hrs from StL) by ambulance. Put her into inpatient rehab for couple of weeks. She's still not eating and yesterday couldn't urinate.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2019 06:55 AM (Dhht7)

Thanks for updating, olddog. I was wondering how Mrs. olddog was doing. Prayers continue...

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 14, 2019 07:19 AM (Z/jzm)

51 He needs to be executed for this. I hope he's killed in prison. If the mental health aspect is true, then he's so dangerous he would jeopardize people's safety as long as he's alive.
I had a patient similar to this year's ago. while he did not attack a child he attacked many others and reveled in his killer instinct and command hallucinations. I was quietly delighted when he was shot and killed by the police while attempting another assault.
____________

According to reports in MN papers, this black guy had previously been caught throwing things from the upper floors of the mall; that's why he'd been banned from the mall. And in another instance, he had destroyed a bunch of computers in a MN public library. He told cops who arrested him for that incident that he had become angry because of something he had read on Facebook, and that he has "anger issues."

It sounds like he's got serious mental issues, and probably should not have been walking around loose in the first place. But since we can't keep people locked up anymore, no matter how crazy and dangerous they are, this is what we get.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 14, 2019 07:20 AM (fqUgw)

52
That sick bastard that threw the kid off the third story at Mall of America should fry....or face a firing squad.

I don't care if he turns out to be a mental case. Execute the piece of sh*t.

Law and order needs to make a comeback.

Grrrrrrrrr

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 14, 2019 07:21 AM (udU2n)

53 Morning all from NAS JAX

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2019 06:54 AM (TI+41)


Ah, the base where I was born.

FL birth certificate but Military Ordinariate for my baptismal record. The latter was a PITA to get when I got married.

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2019 07:23 AM (Y8PSl)

54 Good morning all.

Attention cinephiles: They're showing the 1959 Ben Hur today in select theaters.

I don't have the lumbar fortitude myself.

Posted by: Frau Doktor Professor All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2019 07:23 AM (kQs4Y)

55 I always wanted to be a part of history in the making.

Morning, glories.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 14, 2019 07:25 AM (t6MX/)

56 hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at April 14, 2019 07:25 AM (+uzZH)

57
That sick bastard that threw the kid off the third story at Mall of America should fry....or face a firing squad.

I'm thinking a head first 80 foot drop would be fitting

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for MiMoMe) at April 14, 2019 07:25 AM (KCxzN)

58 Hiya JT!

Posted by: Frau Doktor Professor All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2019 07:25 AM (kQs4Y)

59 Just looked and surprised my local 24 Regal isn't showing Ben Hurry, Unplanned is there.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:27 AM (BbGew)

60 I'm thinking a head first 80 foot drop would be fitting

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for MiMoMe) at April 14, 2019 07:25 AM (KCxzN)


Not high enough for a water drop. Pinochet Helicopter Tours always goes to at least 300-400 feet before discharging its passengers.

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2019 07:27 AM (Y8PSl)

61 Ben Hurry, fkin autocucumber

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:28 AM (BbGew)

62 showing Ben Hurry,

If that's not autocucumber, it should be.

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2019 07:28 AM (LAt9N)

63 Ben Hurry

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:27 AM (BbGew)


Biopic of Ben Shapiro?

Posted by: RickZ at April 14, 2019 07:28 AM (Y8PSl)

64 Was sitting poorly probably last night and this morning, now I have my back in spasms.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:30 AM (BbGew)

65 ....
It sounds like he's got serious mental issues, and probably should not have been walking around loose in the first place. But since we can't keep people locked up anymore, no matter how crazy and dangerous they are, this is what we get.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 14, 2019 07:20 AM (fqUgw)


Its this and other tragic stories happening again and again that make me think I'm living in an alternative universe where nobody has ever invented the "mental institution".

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2019 07:30 AM (Xqo6t)

66 Was sitting poorly probably last night and this morning, now I have my back in spasms.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:30 AM (BbGew)


Kinky.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 14, 2019 07:32 AM (Y8PSl)

67 Was sitting poorly probably last night and this morning, now I have my back in spasms.

Posted by: Skip

That happens to me from time to time. There are some stretches that help me.

Posted by: Bruce at April 14, 2019 07:33 AM (LAt9N)

68 I am only getting hints my tablet's dictionary gets updates somehow. Occasionally new movies or people in the news get to be options and can't see how otherwise without a update they would.
Absolutely sure it's from a Leftist as well.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:33 AM (BbGew)

69 Feels good to be home. Wife went to hosp in StL on 3/28. Surgery 4/1. Discharged 4/12. Brought her home (2 hrs from StL) by ambulance. Put her into inpatient rehab for couple of weeks. She's still not eating and yesterday couldn't urinate.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2019 06:55 AM (Dhht7)

===

Here is a prayer for her complete and immediate healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2019 07:34 AM (EZebt)

70 morning! spent all day yesterday trying to revive a tower running Xp that was in storage for years.
it was fine until I tried to use the keyboard; it wouldn't accept it, I tried to override it and now it won't boot up. I hate technology.

Posted by: vivi at April 14, 2019 07:41 AM (11H2y)

71 >40 NGU - don't think you were around during the chess thread but a few wanted to trade you for Dr Blanco and a few future draft picks.
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:03 AM



Narc.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 07:45 AM (zMvJD)

72 Good morning Eris!

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 07:45 AM (zMvJD)

73 Vivi try booting without a keyboard then adding the keyboard after it boots?

Posted by: VMs phone at April 14, 2019 07:47 AM (dm05u)

74 Prayers for mrs olddog

Posted by: VMs phone at April 14, 2019 07:47 AM (dm05u)

75 Good morning all.

Attention cinephiles: They're showing the 1959 Ben Hur today in select theaters.

I don't have the lumbar fortitude myself.
Posted by: Frau Doktor Professor All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2019 07:23 AM (kQs4Y)


The nearest showing to me is at 1. I haven't decided whether or not to go. I do have the DVD, but a classic like this really needs to be seen on the big screen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2019 07:48 AM (Ki5SV)

76 64 Was sitting poorly probably last night and this morning, now I have my back in spasms.

----


Try a mix of Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen. They seem to work better together than each does separately. I take two of each at the same time. Works wonders.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 14, 2019 07:48 AM (7ZQe3)

77 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 14, 2019 07:49 AM (cqNba)

78 "CA idiot wants to name his clothing brand 'fuct' which is against federal law."

Maybe he can use F't.

Posted by: freaked at April 14, 2019 07:51 AM (UdKB7)

79 The Democrats are successful in one thing: Uniting the white people.

Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2019 07:52 AM (KOCKb)

80 71 I was this ( ) close to joining
Having that pair hanging over you while getting drilled might make it worth it

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:52 AM (BbGew)

81 There IS an Intermission about half way through.

Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2019 07:53 AM (KOCKb)

82
World's most dangerous bird kills Florida man.

http://tinyurl.com/y5ohwu8t

Posted by: freaked at April 14, 2019 07:54 AM (UdKB7)

83 Watched the Chinese Gran Prix,there was a 30 mile tailback.

Posted by: saf at April 14, 2019 07:54 AM (5IHGB)

84 >>Was sitting poorly probably last night and this morning, now I have my back in spasms.
Posted by: Skip

You probably already know this, but daily stretching really helps. Heat/ice depending on how severe the episode.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 14, 2019 07:54 AM (Z/jzm)

85 There IS an Intermission about half way through.
Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2019 07:53 AM (KOCKb)


I know. I'm just lazy and don't particularly feel like getting dressed and going out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2019 07:55 AM (Ki5SV)

86 >
You probably already know this, but daily stretching really helps. Heat/ice depending on how severe the episode.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 14, 2019 07:54 AM (Z/jzm)



The bride uses an inversion machine. Works great for here. I call it the bat mobile.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 07:56 AM (zMvJD)

87 73 i wish I had tried that. I kept getting a message that there was new hardware and it wouldn't 'take" and kept repeating, so I tried shutting it off (it wouldn't) and control alt delete and nothing happened and so I unplugged it.

Now, though, I get the Windows XP screen and nothing else happens. I tried the Setup Utility and Safe Mode (and all other modes) and it says there is a problem with the registry (?) and that the volume is dirty (?) and nothing happens.

I spent Saturday trying to figure it out to no avail.....and just put it away until next weekend. Lately I have been saving "projects" I"ve neglected for the weekend...and yesterday I remembered why I put these off!

Thanks for your suggestion. I will try again next weekend. I wish I hadn't acted so hastily, though..

Posted by: vivi at April 14, 2019 07:57 AM (11H2y)

88 Regarding Bernie Sanders "book" moeny, someone asked Picasso why he didn't give his money to the poor. He replied. "I'm not a Christian. I am a Socialist."

Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2019 07:57 AM (KOCKb)

89 Moving and stretching is better than medication.

The China Grand Prix was the 1000th race in the Formula one series.
Was kinda boring but nice to see.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 07:58 AM (BbGew)

90 >>> The China Grand Prix

Do they all drive 45 in the left lane?

Posted by: fluffy at April 14, 2019 08:00 AM (dCRRg)

91 Facebook seems to be down.

Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2019 08:01 AM (KOCKb)

92 >>>I saw 79 dental patients yesterday...the Navy got it's pound of flesh yesterday from me<<<


That's pretty incredible. I say, take a break. No, I insist.

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2019 08:03 AM (LuPts)

93 71/80 But you know it just gave me a idea for NGU to someday offer skull and swords monogramed tooth caps

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 08:05 AM (BbGew)

94 >>Moving and stretching is better than medication.

Told before, but years ago when going thru the healing process for herniated disc and sciatica, chiro had me doing PT. Stretching exercises working up to strengthening and resistance. 6 months. Every day. It worked. I still do the stretches but not daily. I should tho.

At that time I had my own business as a seamstress. I was sitting for 14 plus hours a day. Wouldn't have been able to keep that pace if my back wasn't cooperating.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 14, 2019 08:06 AM (Z/jzm)

95 72 Good morning Eris!
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 07:45 AM (zMvJD)
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It is! Especially when the pancakes you're snarfing down are covered in fine Wisconsin maple syrup!

This syrup has an almost chocolate taste to it.

Posted by: Frau Doktor Professor All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2019 08:09 AM (kQs4Y)

96 90 No, but they have managed to cut down the smog since the first race there some years ago. The first year it was so bad visibility was maybe 1/2 mile. Starting the 2nd year they ware shutting down nearby factory.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 08:09 AM (BbGew)

97 BTW, if anybody is interested. HLN network's Very Scary People is doing an episode on the Zodiac at 9 tonight.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2019 08:09 AM (Ki5SV)

98 Ethan Van Sciver attends the Star Wars Celebration convention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G63djaZ_po

Check out the anti-harassment poster at the beginning. Some of the forbidden activities were illegal to begin with, I'd think: physical assault, inappropriate physical contact. Others reek of creeping SJW totalitarianism: offensive verbal comments (who gets to decide what's "offensive"?), bathroom policing (well, probably not many women or girls will be attending this thing as compared to men, so there's probably no great danger in letting creepy guys into the ladies' room).

But what a weird poster to greet people as they enter the convention. Very 1984.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2019 08:10 AM (/qEW2)

99 my lawn is white, and it is snowing hard ... for a couple more hours I guess... but 46 later, 65 tomorrow, 78 Tuesday. Tonight should be last light freeze.


good morning horde ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2019 08:16 AM (Cus5s)

100 Man they loved that Mike guy WTF happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=64&v=sfVwotyqhHc

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 08:19 AM (JFO2v)

101 my lawn is white, and it is snowing hard ... for a couple more hours I guess... but 46 later, 65 tomorrow, 78 Tuesday. Tonight should be last light freeze.


good morning horde ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2019 08:16 AM (Cus5s)


Sunshine here and mid '50s. Rain later this afternoon. I'm debating whether or not to take my motorcycle out for a spin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2019 08:20 AM (Ki5SV)

102 'my lawn is white, and it is snowing hard'

Could be worse. Tornado watch here until 2:00. High winds, hail expected. Just a few weeks ago a hailstorm beat the hell out of three of my vehicles.

Posted by: freaked at April 14, 2019 08:20 AM (UdKB7)

103 99
my lawn is white, and it is snowing hard ... for a couple more hours I
guess... but 46 later, 65 tomorrow, 78 Tuesday. Tonight should be last
light freeze.


good morning horde ...


Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2019 08:16 AM (Cus5s)
LOL, I had to start up my A/C yesterday. Temps were not bad but the humidity was killing me.

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 08:20 AM (mpXpK)

104 Abolish the income tax.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2019 08:22 AM (Z+IKu)

105 i wanna work on my craft project but doggeh demands petting

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 14, 2019 08:22 AM (dm05u)

106 From American Thinker, a lil trip back into the mists of the ancient past, circa 2014, when a certain jugeared fuckstick was deliberately bussing in loads of illegals into small and medium sized Republican-voting cities:

http://tinyurl.com/y22yb38m

Said communities were powerless to stop it. The media was mostly silent. And now that Trump even threatens to put the shoe on the other foot, the outrageous ragemob is raging.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2019 08:23 AM (Z4rgH)

107 My wife informed me that a 2nd grader (a male)in her class let her know the xhe had legally changed xer name to Daniella. Way to go parents. ...wth.

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 14, 2019 08:23 AM (OOH1c)

108 The 2010 Assange-Manning cyber-theft conspiracy charged by prosecutors
is outside the standard five-year statute of limitations for federal
crimes: The limitations period was already exhausted when the indictment
was filed in 2018.
To breathe life into the case, the Justice
Department will have to convince both British and American judges that
this comparatively minor conspiracy charge is actually a "federal crime
of terrorism," triggering a three-year statute-of-limitations extension.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 14, 2019 08:23 AM (e8kgV)

109 i wanna work on my craft project but doggeh demands petting
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 14, 2019 08:22 AM


Some treats would be nice, too!

Posted by: dOggeH at April 14, 2019 08:24 AM (DMUuz)

110 30 Feels good to be home. Wife went to hosp in StL on 3/28. Surgery 4/1. Discharged 4/12. Brought her home (2 hrs from StL) by ambulance. Put her into inpatient rehab for couple of weeks. She's still not eating and yesterday couldn't urinate.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 14, 2019 06:55 AM (Dhht7)

Prayers up olddog.

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2019 08:24 AM (cF8AT)

111 Some treats would be nice, too!

Posted by: dOggeH at April 14, 2019 08:24 AM (DMUuz)

when did you get wifi on your collar?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 14, 2019 08:25 AM (dm05u)

112 Guysguysguysguys!


Watch this:


http://tinyurl.com/y4nbcqgl

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 08:25 AM (zMvJD)

113 105 Cinnamon sometimes sits on my lap while I'm painting, but small cats can do that.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 08:27 AM (BbGew)

114 Guysguysguysguys!
Watch this:
http://tinyurl.com/y4nbcqgl
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 08:25 AM (zMvJD)

In that picture, he's saying: "this is how many scoops I get."

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 14, 2019 08:30 AM (t+qrx)

115 Cinnamon sometimes sits on my lap while I'm painting, but small cats can do that.
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 08:27 AM (BbGew)


Painting is a vertical activity. There's not much a cat can do to interfere with that. But any cat worth his salt will sit on an activity involving the horizontal (typing, reading, etc.).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2019 08:34 AM (/qEW2)

116 98 Ethan Van Sciver attends the Star Wars Celebration convention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G63djaZ_po

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 14, 2019 08:10 AM (/qEW2)

heh

Posted by: m at April 14, 2019 08:39 AM (5AuVV)

117 115 I'm painting sitting at a table, she only occasionally wants to walk all over my figures.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 08:40 AM (BbGew)

118 o according to the left's new definition of "surveillance," Hoover wasn't spying on Martin Luther King, he was merely conducting domestic surveillance of the civil rights leader.

Its a huge difference.

For those of us who communicate through structured English statements to convey ideas, facts and concepts, we know that "domestic surveillance" and "spying" are synonyms.

But Progs don't use structured English, they use word salads that are deliberate assemblies of trigger words to activate emotions. "Spying" is a two syllable sound that people have been programmed to associate with the emotions of distrust, cloak & dagger, hostility, war and death. The Demonic Party, though this is what they are, don't want to be associated with that - so Trump and GOP are Russian Spies, but they engage in "surveillance".

"Surveillance" has been attached to the emotions of careful, methodical law enforcement action to create safe neighborhoods and communities by monitoring the evil actions of bad people.

It is critical to understand that there is another language being used out in the world, forgetting that half the country doesn't understand structured English is folly.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (lD3vL)

119 Facebook AND Instagram are both down.

Expect freak outs across the world....

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (cF8AT)

120 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

121 Intellectual Frog Legs is pretty funny

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (BbGew)

122 Expect freak outs across the world....
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (cF8AT)

Always good advice, in general.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 14, 2019 08:43 AM (t+qrx)

123 52: My point exactly. Creepy lawyers will work diligently to get him back on the streets. If sick, he will never stay on his medication and he will only harm medical personnel. I hope he is killed in prison and I hope it's sheer agony.

There are "stories" going around that this POS' name was changed at some point from a muslimmigrant one. This would not shock me. The initial reports about the sex trafficking story out of MN purged out the muslim names. I only saw them in the latest story...seems the trend is to say "anyone can be involved". The media is sick and enabling.

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2019 08:44 AM (U7k5w)

124 Posted by: Muad'dib at April 14, 2019 08:25 AM (zMvJD)

Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 14, 2019 08:46 AM (eIlkN)

125 I'm two steps behind this morning, still listening to Bill Payne and Lowell George from the ONT

Posted by: Literally us, the Huck Follywood at April 14, 2019 08:46 AM (Z216Q)

126 It now appears Stacy Adams was cheating on funding in the GA gov race. TFF!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 08:46 AM (JFO2v)

127 126: Abrams should be prosecuted.

Posted by: CN at April 14, 2019 08:48 AM (U7k5w)

128 the Assange thing had the hacktivists shutting down Ecuador's sites ... maybe they decided to go after FB as well, for some reason.


Some of the left were pretty pro-Assange, but the MSM lefties had hated him for hurting Hillary (by exposing the truth) .. But now if Trump is involved in his arrest, they will learn to love Assange again, maybe. idk


Ideally Trump made some deal to get Assange and the evidence it was Dems (Seth) that leaked to him, not the Russkies. That seems unlikely to me, looks more like DeepState sending a message to all reporters ... "don't tell the truth". Globalists still have power.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2019 08:48 AM (Cus5s)

129 The Left would have us believe the following is true:

We see USA Republic lying face up on the bridge of the Enterprise. McCoy is working on him.
Clear!!! Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. He's dead Jim.


But Americans make their dreams an unreality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2019 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

130 millionaires and billionaires

HAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=34&v=ee8GedvPmBU

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 08:49 AM (JFO2v)

131 t is critical to understand that there is another language being used out in the world, forgetting that half the country doesn't understand structured English is folly.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (lD3vL)

One of the Cycles of Civilisation - we've come around to where the Rectification of the Language is vital again. And the destruction and replacement of the current higher education establishment is necessary for that end. Henry VIII's Dissolution of the Monasteries as the model.

Posted by: tom servo at April 14, 2019 08:50 AM (KS7KL)

132 Good morning!

Prayers up for you Olddog. I hope your wife has complete healing.

NGU, may the Almighty bless you for your service. That's a lotta mouths.

We have had our new puppy less than 24 hours, and he has trained us to take him outside, give him a cookie (puppy milkbone) when he comes in, and has given our old shepherd a new lease on life. Life is good, although very tiring.

Posted by: moki at April 14, 2019 08:51 AM (mFoNl)

133 the Assange thing had the hacktivists shutting down Ecuador's sites ... maybe they decided to go after FB as well, for some reason.

My youngest boy and his wife are in Qito this week, and are doing the the trek of the condor next week. They've sent a shit load of photos using FB messenger. If the hacktavists shut that down, I'd be pissed.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 14, 2019 08:54 AM (eIlkN)

134 tom servo

That is a good model. I agree. Public schools and non-STEM academia are a jobs program for useful idiots.

If we made school a video game, with leveling up, we could graduate boys from high school in 6th grade.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2019 08:54 AM (u82oZ)

135 Olddog

Prayers ascending for your wife, and for more future happiness with your wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2019 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

136 118 "... hoover was conducting surveillance on king..."

well, actually, that's a very good point. back then we were actually in an existential war with the russians and the fbi was investigating communist subversion. at least, that was the rationalization. so, by the dems new rules, it was entirely justified.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 14, 2019 08:56 AM (Pg+x7)

137
Greetings fappers and fappees.

Prayers up for Mrs. Olddog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 14, 2019 08:56 AM (HaL55)

138 Newly elected Chicago Mayor Lesbian Lightfoot wants in on the twitter battle between Libby Schaaf, Oakland's mayor, and PDJT. Trumpy welcomes all comers, saying he has to release illegals somewhere and sanctuary cities are the obvious candidates.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 14, 2019 08:57 AM (Z216Q)

139 It is critical to understand that there is another language being used out in the world, forgetting that half the country doesn't understand structured English is folly.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 08:41 AM (lD3vL)

Collusion will soon go away. I was reading a 2017 article and the 3 or 4 lawyers there wanted to talk about
1. Election law violations
2. Computer hacking
3. Wire fraud
4. Lying to government

My guess is that none of this happened either. But wait and watch, all of these words will come into vogue quickly.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 08:59 AM (JFO2v)

140 The ACLU uncharacteristically reverted back to a free speech position, in filing suit to protect those two NJ teens who went to the gun range and posted on social media about it. Thanks ACLU!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 14, 2019 08:59 AM (Z216Q)

141 Nevergiveup

Goo dmorning sir.

Good for you. Just think. Without you, an IDC will have to aid a sailor while underway.

Back in the day:

Off the coast of Lebanon, we had the DesRon staff doctor, a urologist, conduct a vasectomy operation on the Ops Officer. I was on the bridge, and I was told in no uncertain turns to keep the ship steady.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2019 09:00 AM (u82oZ)

142 Said communities were powerless to stop it. The media was mostly silent. And now that Trump even threatens to put the shoe on the other foot, the outrageous ragemob is raging.

I am very surprised that even Rush is questioning the timing of this massive flood of immigration - one year before the national census.

The idea isn't necessarily to get newcomers hooked into voting Demonic Party in upcoming elections (though that would be nice for them), but is has everything to do with apportionment and redistricting after the election.

Through the miracle of gerrymandering, the Left can carve out designated "income assisted" neighborhoods and warehouse these illegals there. Then they can draw districts around those communities that also include shards of reliable Demonic Party voters. Other shards can then be used to push into the 60% Demonic Voting neighboring new districts.

This is how a small number of reliable Demonic Party voters can have the voting power of a much larger base and have the districts carved up to facilitate that.

Now the threat of parking all of these people in Sanctuary Cities is another problem. They can still gerrymander and get the votes, but the problem is that the cities are bankrupt, the infrastructure is decayed, the crime is out of control and drug addicts have taken over too much of the city. Bringing in more of the same problem will speed up the creation of Detroits, Baltimores and StLouises.

They want the voting power, they just want the slightly red areas to pay for them. So the illegals will be dumped in towns and suburbs that can be reasonably redistricted so that the Demonic voters in those towns will be gerrymandered in with the "low income housing" residents and thus be able to vote in Demonic representatives due to their leverage of apportionment and redistricting.

If America needs to survive for a few more years than what are prognosis current suggests, then either stop this immigration or these two steps:

1 ) Cloward Piven the Sanctuary Cities by cratering their economy by dumping drug addicts, criminals and welfare recipients in their core. (check)
2 ) Demand that a mechanism for not counting non-citizens in the census is in place so that the Demonic Party can't leverage their statistical might in having out of proportion voting power.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 09:00 AM (lD3vL)

143 If we made school a video game, with leveling up, we could graduate boys from high school in 6th grade.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 14, 2019 08:54 AM (u82oZ)

I think they have done something like that in charter. Reading and writing are lessons that can be done in a week of hard work or a month for some kids. Same goes with math. They even have the kids that finish a module help others.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 09:01 AM (JFO2v)

144 Good morning. That's about all I can think of saying.

Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2019 09:01 AM (sdi6R)

145 Stacy Abrams was just going to use her election funds to pay the IRS what she owes. Makes perfect sense if your try and not think too much or if you are 8 years old.

Fat, Racist and a Cheat is no way to go thru life Tank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2019 09:02 AM (Z+IKu)

146 Have a good book thread, everyone. I have to go run some errands and you're mad if you think I'm going to put on pants just to go out.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 14, 2019 09:04 AM (t+qrx)

147 Dear Libby,

No one wants to go to Oakland. They go when they have to go.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2019 09:04 AM (EZebt)

148
The ACLU uncharacteristically reverted back to a free speech position,
in filing suit to protect those two NJ teens who went to the gun range
and posted on social media about it. Thanks ACLU!


One of our very own Morons (An Observation) cited a federal felony law that needs to be dusted off and used: 18 US Code 241. It prohibits two people from denying Constitutionally guaranteed rights.
Maybe Barr will start to enforced that law. From what I can gather, this "social justice" appears to be pretty illegal in a lot of instances, especially that one. Those kids weren't doing anything that was illegal and there's no reason to even raise an eyebrow in their direction.
This BS needs to be shut down, hard and soon. Those laws exist specifically to prevent such blatant abuse of freedom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 14, 2019 09:05 AM (HaL55)

149 "If we made school a video game, with leveling up, we could graduate boys from high school in 6th grade."Posted by: NaCly Dog

there is incredible potential there ... teacher unions would probably fight it tooth and nail.


way back in my high school days teachers in Chem/Phys had a plan for individuals to go at their own speed. They had like 20 packets ready on different areas, which I think was like an average year of class. Three or four of us went through them in like 3 weeks, waited around in class playing games all day till they could come up with more packets.


Too many kids get held back by teaching to the slowest, or in some schools, everyone gets a trophy and many learn little. There is a video called "minutes" on Amazon Prime ... most important minutes in six people's lives. The one I watched (first one) was a teacher meeting with parents, ends up explaining (in frustration with parents expecting miracles) why schools are failing ... by not pushing the students to learn.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2019 09:06 AM (Cus5s)

150 142 Blue Bird

All of the city states have failed. They do not serve, protect, or teach. My guess is not 1 single city with a Progressive mayor can pay even half of their legal obligations like bonds. Throw in unfunded retirement and my I bet and they are totally fukd.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 09:06 AM (JFO2v)

151 PLAYBOY (book nood)

Posted by: Off the reservation at April 14, 2019 09:06 AM (vWMNq)

152 55 I always wanted to be a part of history in the making.

Morning, glories.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 14, 2019 07:25 AM (t6MX/)

The Three Chinese Curses:

1) May you live in Interesting Times
2) May you come to the attention of those in Government
3) May you receive everything you wish for

Posted by: tom servo at April 14, 2019 09:09 AM (KS7KL)

153 I think they have done something like that in charter. Reading and writing are lessons that can be done in a week of hard work or a month for some kids. Same goes with math. They even have the kids that finish a module help others.

I was part of that experiment decades ago. There was a carton of rainbow colored cards (skill modules) where the idea was to start at one end of the color spectrum and graduate at the other end. The cards had a skill to be mastered and had problems to work out.

Another kid in the class and I had a competition to see who could blast through the carton the fastest. Yes, it took one-sixth the time than the present model of sitting around waiting for the slowest person to catch up.

I think they abandoned the experiment because what do you do with two boys who have nothing but time and creative/destructive energy on their hands for the majority of the school year?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 09:09 AM (lD3vL)

154 Collusion will soon go away. I was reading a 2017 article and the 3 or 4 lawyers there wanted to talk about
1. Election law violations
2. Computer hacking
3. Wire fraud
4. Lying to government

My guess is that none of this happened either. But wait and watch, all of these words will come into vogue quickly.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 14, 2019 08:59 AM

They may try, they are very unoriginal and can never see when they're walking into a snake pit. But the problem for them is that *they* were doing every one of those things - and they don't have an Attorney General on their side putting a thumb on the scales anymore.

Posted by: tom servo at April 14, 2019 09:12 AM (KS7KL)

155 136
118 "... hoover was conducting surveillance on king..."



well, actually, that's a very good point. back then we were actually
in an existential war with the russians and the fbi was investigating
communist subversion. at least, that was the rationalization. so, by the
dems new rules, it was entirely justified.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 14, 2019 08:56 AM (Pg+x7)

They were justified in that the Russians were financing a lot of King's activities through their Baltic satellites.

Posted by: Vic at April 14, 2019 09:18 AM (mpXpK)

156 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 09:00 AM (lD3vL)

We could have an entire day to discuss ' leverage'.

Other for instances:
- elections of states' attorney generals and secretaries of state,
- local school indoctrination,
- illegal voting and fraud
- incrementalism....

Posted by: CapeFear at April 14, 2019 09:18 AM (Wbzoh)

157 ♫ ♪

Seventy nine jawbones in the big parade!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2019 09:19 AM (m45I2)

158 and they don't have an Attorney General on their side putting a thumb on the scales anymore.

Makes me wonder if Trump is going to have to use more people who the Senate think is historically "one of ours" when they make confirmations.

Trump tried an obvious "not one of ours" move with Herman Cain and look where that ended.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 14, 2019 09:23 AM (lD3vL)

159 135 Olddog
This post keeps disappearing before I am finished. I just went through this a month ago. It is extremely difficult to get over. I hope your problems have different results.


My wife of 52 years had Parkinsons'. After falling down many times, she was wheelchaired, then went to dementia care. Within a couple of weeks she went into hospice where her brain stopped sending signals, then the urine stopped. She went to join the silent choir invisible while in the arms of her daughter-in-law and me. Again, I hope you have a better outcome.

Posted by: Ol'countryboy at April 14, 2019 09:34 AM (uzcdI)

160 Vivi-
Check the CMOS battery. Maybe reflash the BIOS if there are jumpers for that on the MB.

Posted by: pawn at April 14, 2019 10:46 AM (dPTGY)

161 happy birthday! ?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 14, 2019 11:16 AM (0O7c5)

162 Structured English A Sponge v Assange

discuss among yourselves extra points for spying on neighbours work.

Posted by: saf at April 14, 2019 12:21 PM (5IHGB)

163 White lawns are in vogue again....I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.....

Posted by: saf at April 14, 2019 12:23 PM (5IHGB)

164 Posted by: Ol'countryboy at April 14, 2019 09:34 AM (uzcdI)

I'm sorry for your sadness. Your story will help others. Thank you and bless you.

Posted by: m at April 14, 2019 02:20 PM (5AuVV)

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