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Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 04-13-2019
Pic Note: Pic Note Ms. Blanco is also a practicing orthodontic specialist in Atlanta. According to her webpage, patented Chessmile™, a set of orthodontic metal brackets with the shape of chess pieces for each tooth.
As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. Easier Problem - White To Play (959) Goal: White can force a mate in 4
Hint: Break the pin on the rook on f3
q4r1k/5p1p/p2pp2Q/1p2b3/8/2P2R2/P1P4P/6RK w - - 0 1
Chess With the Masters:
More Challenging Problem - White To Play (960) As you can see, White has a lot of firepower pointed directly at the castled King's position. What's the best way to bring the game to a successful conclusion? Goal: A clear mate, but it will take awhile
Hint: "In these types of positions, combinations are as natural as a baby's smile."
r1q2rk1/pp3ppp/2pbn3/8/4B3/1QB1PP2/PP3P1P/R3K1R1 w Q - 0 1
Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:
Natalia Pushkina, wife of Russian poet Alexander Pushkin, in a delicate 1831 watercolor portrait by Alexander Brullov.#arthistory pic.twitter.com/9bZCdfAM7w
— Ephemeral Elegance (@drapedinhistory) April 11, 2019
Greetings From Serbia
Melania Testifies Before A Congressional Committee
q4r1k/5p1p/p2pp2Q/1p2b3/8/2P2R2/P1P4P/6RK w - - 0 1
3.Rh3+ Qh4
4.Rxh4#
More Challenging Problem - White To Play
r1q2rk1/pp3ppp/2pbn3/8/4B3/1QB1PP2/PP3P1P/R3K1R1 w Q - 0 1
3.Rxh7+ Kg8
4.Rg7+ Kh8
5.O-O-O White needs more ammo. 5...Rf5
6.Rg3+ e5
7.Rxd6 Qf8
8.Rdg6 Kh7
9.R6g4 Qg7 or 9...Kh6 10.Rh3+ Rh5 11.Rg6+ Kh7 12.Rxh5+ Qh6 13.Rhxh6# 10.Rxg7+ Kh6
11.Bxf5 Rh8
12.R7g6+ Kh5
13.Rh3# Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:29 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:29 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: HH at April 13, 2019 05:29 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:30 PM (BbGew)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y444f9dw
See you later. I need a snooze. zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2019 05:31 PM (Dh1wo)
And The Darkest Hour is on in a half hour on Cinemax
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:34 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 05:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: HH at April 13, 2019 05:35 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 13, 2019 05:35 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:37 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 13, 2019 05:37 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 13, 2019 05:38 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2019 05:38 PM (zMvJD)
Unless it gets swallered by crocodiles like last week !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:39 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2019 05:39 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:39 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2019 05:39 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 05:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: tbodie at April 13, 2019 05:40 PM (R5V4T)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:41 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2019 05:41 PM (ptqGC)
tightening day was also pizza day at my house. that's not his fault. That was Mom. She always apologized, but she had her meals planned out. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:42 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at April 13, 2019 05:43 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:43 PM (4Qe0G)
I wonder how Dr. Blanco's male teenaged patients....react to her?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2019 05:41 PM (ptqGC)
I don't wonder at all.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2019 05:43 PM (zMvJD)
Who are you people and what have you done with the Horde?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 13, 2019 05:43 PM (5U303)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:44 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Hands at April 13, 2019 05:44 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2019 05:44 PM (ER1jH)
21 posts in and no remarks about Melania or the blonde in the blue gown?
Who are you people and what have you done with the Horde?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 13, 2019 05:43 PM (5U303)
We've got tone on Dr Blanco.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2019 05:45 PM (zMvJD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2019 05:41 PM (ptqGC)
Mouths open in awe.
Posted by: Miklos, impressed at April 13, 2019 05:45 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:29 PM (f/gXe)
*kicks dirt*
Shoot.
I know what I'll do. I'll jump in and tell everyone that fishing is STOOPID and people who fish are STOOPID, and feel all superior and stuff.
Well. Prolly won't do that.
I do like movies, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:45 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 05:46 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:44 PM (BbGew)
Now that I look at it again, this one is a bit tougher than other easy problems I've posted, so don't feel too bad.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:46 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 13, 2019 05:46 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (4Qe0G)
2nd dress pic....middle dress. She looks like she knows how to keep things on the down low.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Z+IKu)
I do like movies, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:45 PM (PXJBj)
#NextWeek
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (f/gXe)
Nakee ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (4Qe0G)
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If she insisted.
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:48 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (MVjcR)
I don't know Weasel, I've never played chess on a trampoline with clothes on. It seems so.....confining.
Posted by: Dr. Blanco at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (zMvJD)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (f/gXe)
I know.
We cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: Skip
First Lady, and first in the hearts of her countrymen.
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hands at April 13, 2019 05:44 PM (786Ro)
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Why can't we embrace the power of AND?
Is the Movie Thread kaput?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2019 05:51 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2019 05:52 PM (zMvJD)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 13, 2019 05:52 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (4Qe0G)
Did you hear what happened last week? CBD's internet crapped out for a few hours right during that time and so he couldn't post it. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here looking at the fishing thread in the queue wondering why it isn't being published, and then it's time for the ONT.
We should probably devise some sort of back-up system.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:52 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 13, 2019 05:53 PM (pAkRe)
*puts up dukes*
Try it, just try! I murderize ya!
*flails about with menace*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:53 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 05:49 PM (kQs4Y)
Certainly not. Hands' comment is just trolling.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 05:54 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 13, 2019 05:52 PM (uDcBt)
Consider it done.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:55 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2019 05:55 PM (KP5rU)
Prayers for your kitty, Teresa. Will now go back to pet thread to find out why.
Posted by: Gem at April 13, 2019 05:56 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:56 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 13, 2019 05:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2019 05:57 PM (6/89N)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 05:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2019 05:55 PM (KP5rU)
She's the sugar momma, or you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: tbodie at April 13, 2019 05:58 PM (R5V4T)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2019 05:59 PM (6/89N)
I mowed my lawn for the first time this year, so there's that.
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:00 PM (sdi6R)
Facts of the Flynn Frame are in plain view. You just need to prove that it was a co-ordinated conspiracy.
I want Comey in PMITA prison.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2019 06:00 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 13, 2019 06:00 PM (8IQhD)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:02 PM (4Qe0G)
tightening day was also pizza day at my house. that's not his fault. That was Mom. She always apologized, but she had her meals planned out. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:42 PM (PXJBj)
I never did get braces. My siblings all did. Don't know why. I've always resented that.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2019 06:02 PM (6/89N)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (4LbHt)
Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (8IQhD)
I cut mine 2 days ago and after last night's rain, I have to do it AGAIN !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:04 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)
Me and most of my siblings did. Except Mary. Her teeth were perfect.
*pouts*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 06:04 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 13, 2019 06:04 PM (8IQhD)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 13, 2019 05:53 PM (pAkRe)
I recommend this one: the Tarrasch Chess GUI, available from http://www.triplehappy.com/. You can copy and paste the FEN script that's underneath each puzzle and it will populate the board for you instantly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:04 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: CN at April 13, 2019 06:05 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (8IQhD)
It means I forgot.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:05 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Insomniac
I've got some SS wire in my garage.
Ya want me to hook you up ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:06 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:07 PM (sdi6R)
I propose a compromise......
An Asian girl WITHOUT a dress !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (6/89N)
1. QxP + KxQ2.Rh3 mate
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (4LbHt)
No, sorry. 2.Rh3 is an illegal move.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (f/gXe)
Gotta filet the chicken breast. Yuge breast. Luxurious.
BBL
AFK
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (PXJBj)
I propose a compromise......
An Asian girl WITHOUT a dress !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (4Qe0G)
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On a trampoline!
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Insomniac
I've got some SS wire in my garage.
Ya want me to hook you up ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:06 PM (4Qe0G)
SS? Like Nazis?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)
http://tinyurl.com/y57hh64p
Posted by: Downcast at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (E/Xic)
I never did get braces. My siblings all did. Don't know why. I've always resented that.
Doctor told me to push my tongue against the crooked teeth and they would eventually straighten. They didn't.
Posted by: dartist at April 13, 2019 06:09 PM (K22Va)
2. Rxg7+ Kh8
3. Rxh7+ Kg8
4. Rh8#
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:07 PM (sdi6R)
That is one possible line, yes. There are others.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:09 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 13, 2019 06:09 PM (pAkRe)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (4Qe0G)
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On a trampoline!
Posted by: Weasel
LOL !
I like it when we all contribute ideas !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:09 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)
Everyone knows conservatives only use the finest nazi wire for their home dental work, undercutting the healthcare industry and contributing to global warming.
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 13, 2019 06:11 PM (8IQhD)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:11 PM (4Qe0G)
1. QxP + KxQ2.Rh3 mate
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 13, 2019 06:03 PM (4LbHt)
No, sorry. 2.Rh3 is an illegal move.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:08 PM (f/gXe)
What're you gonna do, call the chess police?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2019 06:11 PM (NWiLs)
As far as dresses, my wife has the hardest time trying to find no-hoochie dresses for our daughters. They must be selling these things to parents or they wouldn't offer them I guess, but its pretty ridiculous.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2019 06:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at April 13, 2019 06:13 PM (B+t5k)
Slowly....
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2019 06:13 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 05:42 PM (PXJBj)
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Tightening day for my cheerful Junior Mengele was always right before holidays. "You may feel some slight discomfort", "It's not pain, just extreme pressure". Crank, crank, crank!
Then I had to gum the roast turkey the next day.
But it was all worth it, for I emerged sans Ciccone Gap.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 06:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: steve at April 13, 2019 06:13 PM (TTy55)
What's a no hoochie dress ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:14 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: dartist at April 13, 2019 06:14 PM (K22Va)
I don't have any stainless steel ice cream.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:16 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2019 06:16 PM (r+sAi)
The Phone Cops are the ones you have to worry about. They will track you the ends of the earth, man.
Booger!
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at April 13, 2019 06:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: steve at April 13, 2019 06:17 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:17 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:18 PM (sdi6R)
I still have my tonsils, still got my fair share of ice cream as a kid.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:18 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:19 PM (4Qe0G)
You want to see some fashion fails? Check out this from the Daily Mail:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6903035
Some of those are inexplicable.
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at April 13, 2019 06:19 PM (f1Vqw)
I got them out at the ripe old age of 32. No fun.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 13, 2019 06:21 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:21 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
I'd ask, but, the answer's gonna be a gap that looks like a ciccone.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:22 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: WIM Carolina Blanco at April 13, 2019 06:22 PM (xSo9G)
You could call this is a hoochie outfit, I guess:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5ouh9k8
Now, this is just. Well I call it the Hillary Butt:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxjputfr
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 06:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Fischer at April 13, 2019 06:22 PM (IZgpv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2019 06:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 06:23 PM (xSo9G)
Madonna joke. I am caught up all the way to 1985 in pop culture.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2019 06:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2019 06:25 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: steve at April 13, 2019 06:26 PM (TTy55)
I got them out at the ripe old age of 32. No fun.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Did they bring you ice cream in the hospital? They brought me ice cream.
My two memories of the event are; A. The ether mask being placed over my face, and B. Having ice cream afterward.
It may have been a while ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 06:26 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2019 06:26 PM (gC2IV)
Where do I find these chess hotties??? Every woman at the chess club I go to, looks like Liz Warren with a hangover. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2019 06:27 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at April 13, 2019 06:27 PM (RCnU/)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2019 06:27 PM (hbeK4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2019 06:27 PM (zMvJD)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5ouh9k8
Looks like she spilled her coffee
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:28 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: steve at April 13, 2019 06:28 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 13, 2019 06:28 PM (2DOZq)
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FWIW, I knew a cousin of hers. The guy was an excellent pistol shot, which figures, ex-SS.
Posted by: Insert fake name here at April 13, 2019 06:29 PM (fh3UF)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxjputfr
Looks like she sat on a beaver
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:29 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at April 13, 2019 06:31 PM (RCnU/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk a
The only time I heard it was Frank Costanza yelling "Hoochie Momma !"
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:31 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2019 06:31 PM (hbeK4)
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I've read all six volumes of Churchill's memoirs, including the notes. I figure that I owed it to him to do that.
It is a history lesson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 06:31 PM (xSo9G)
I think some of them are guys in (bad) drag.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2019 06:32 PM (miE9U)
1. R-N2 Q-moves off 1st rank 2. QxR ++
Otherwise:
2. QxP + KxQ
3. Rh3 mate
Posted by: Fischer at April 13, 2019 06:22 PM (IZgpv)
Very good. 1.Rg2 is the move you need to free up the rook on f3.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:32 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:34 PM (sdi6R)
We can't trade NGU, he's a fixture here.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:34 PM (4Qe0G)
It is a history lesson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
So, what didja think of them ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:35 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Zombie Slim Whitman at April 13, 2019 06:36 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 06:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams (winner-GA) at April 13, 2019 06:36 PM (zCyNd)
We can't trade NGU, he's a fixture here.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:34 P
We ain't gonna get Blanco without giving up something significant. Do we have another dentist?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2019 06:36 PM (zMvJD)
Pixy filter failure: Here's a tiny url of the first hoochie mama specimen:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y56z6bs7
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 06:37 PM (f1Vqw)
I still have my tonsils, still got my fair share of ice cream as a kid.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:18 PM (BbGew)
The Darkest Hour is a commie reboot of a Churchill WWII biopic.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:38 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2019 06:38 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 06:38 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2019 06:39 PM (hbeK4)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y56z6bs7
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 06:37 PM (f1Vqw)
Is she a prostitute?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:39 PM (f/gXe)
We can't trade NGU, he's a fixture here.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:34 PM (4Qe0G)
I could get used to Dr. Blanco becoming a fixture here. Just saying.
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:39 PM (sdi6R)
I got them out at the ripe old age of 32. No fun.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Did they bring you ice cream in the hospital? They brought me ice cream.
Hospital, Schmospital - had it done as an outpatient procedure. When I needed weekend refills on the (liquid) pain medication, the doctor was out of town both times.
Those were a rough couple of days....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 13, 2019 06:39 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:22 PM (4Qe0G)
One of the lesser-known NATO defense scenarios of the Cold War started with an invasion through the Ciccone Gap.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 06:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 06:40 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: rickl
Her fixtures could be a fixture here.
Posted by: Miklos, no Fixodent yet at April 13, 2019 06:40 PM (zCyNd)
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We've got to close the Ciccone gap, gentlemen!
Posted by: Dr. All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 06:41 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at April 13, 2019 06:41 PM (w7KSn)
and if B moves off the diagonal, Q g7 mate...If it blocks it simply gets captured by either R or the Q
Posted by: steve at April 13, 2019 06:42 PM (TTy55)
1. QxN QxQ
2.RxP + Kh8
3. RxP(h7) + Kg8
4. Rh8 mate
1.QxN PxQ
2. RxP check Kh8
3. 0-0-0 With threat of RxP(h7) Followed by Rg1 mate
If Black moves Q to 7th rank, R takes with check
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 13, 2019 06:42 PM (4LbHt)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2019 06:31 PM (hbeK4)
Kate is wearing a shortish skirt with long sleeves, burgundy colored. Looks very classy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:42 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2019 06:42 PM (hbeK4)
More Difficult Problem (seems much easier).
1. Qxe6 (threat: Rxg7+ followed by Rg6#)
obviously Qxe6 does not stop this threat
1. ... Re8 (to give K room)
2. Rxg7+ Kf8 (or see above).
3. Qxf8#
So try a delaying tactic.
1. ... Be5
2. Bxe5 Qxe6 (stops discovery in first line)
Not good enough but:
1. ... Be5
2. Qxe5 and now the mate threat is unstoppable.
... Qf4
3. Qxg7+ Qxg7
4. Rxg7+ Kh8
5. Rg6#
On to the "easier" problem.
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 13, 2019 06:43 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 13, 2019 06:43 PM (aBR7R)
Where do I find these chess hotties??? Every woman at the chess club I go to, looks like Liz Warren with a hangover. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yeah ?
Today, I went to a book sale at a library, and as soon as ya enter the sale room, there are books on shelves.
So, I'm leaning over to read the titles and I hear "excuse me" and women wanna come in.
BIG FAT WOMEN ! Six or eight of 'em, And it took awhile for them to come in so I figure there must be an all-you can eat buffet nearby, so then, I lean over to look at the title (AGAIN !) and I hear "excuse me" and this lady's pushing a baby carriage and I'm tellin' ya this thing was bigger than some of the cars people drive today.
I think I was in the clown car room.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (4Qe0G)
No more "Mr. Sunshine" posts on the Gardening Thread ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:17 PM (4Qe0G)
I think I was taking a nap. Besides, all I'm doing is bringing some Scripture to you heathens.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (BbGew)
The U.K. and Australians were trying to mock the president for two years trying to hide their intentional involvement in undermining him and his team during the 2016 campaign. He's on to them now! Declassification will expose both of their roles in interfering in our election.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (BqBId)
Saw "Hellboy" yesterday.
I don't get all the critic hate for this one (unless they're all del Toro fanboyz).
This is a movie that just wants to entertain you and goes all out trying to do it.
You know how every time there's a superman or Batman reboot, they gotta give you the origin story all over again.
And how you wished they'd just get to the "present day" story.
Welp, that's exactly what "Hellboy" does. This movie is a bit like "Hey, here's what a week in Hellboy's life is like."
There's an overarching end of the world plot as well as a few sub-plots to keep the action going. Very little slow down- if it ain't one thing it's another. Again this movie really wants to entertain you.
Excellent acting by all involved. Nice fast moving plot with interesting side-trips that all fit in. Great action and gore. Baba Yaga sequences are creepy as hell. Giant fight awesomely awesome. The opening of Hell on Earth horrific. And much much more. Nice humor. Some great twists.
Excellent CGI except when it's not- I'm looking at you "talking with the dead" sequence.
Very much a popcorn movie and a rollicking good time. Solid B+ or perhaps A-.
Rotten Tomatoes has horrible ratings from the critics, but the viewer's ratings are overwhelmingly positive. The critics got this one wrong.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2019 06:45 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 06:46 PM (BqBId)
I would venture there is a non-zero probability that she would accept money for sexual favors.
And also a non-vanishingly small probability she would hit you over the head and steal you wallet given the opportunity after rendering such sexual services.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 06:46 PM (f1Vqw)
It is a history lesson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
So, what didja think of them ?
Posted by: JT
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People endlessly point out that the memoirs were penned from Churchill's perspective, and may not be 100% unbiased in their presentation of fact.
Okay, well, so what? That hardly amounts to an invalidation. There exists no comparable compilation of which I am aware. The inclusion of copious verbatim memos from the time alone render the reading worth it.
Moreover, I find nowhere any misrepresentation of salient facts. I regard all six volumes as well worth the read, and most especially the first volume, 'The Gathering Storm'. That should be regarded as 'must-read' for anyone interested in the 20th century, which is how we got to where we are now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 06:46 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
Unfortunately, more like a pushpin.
Posted by: Mrs. Pushkin at April 13, 2019 06:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 06:44 PM (BbGew)
Exactly. That's why I hated the movie: Oldman's brilliant performance was wasted on a load of woke commie crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:47 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: kallisto at April 13, 2019 06:47 PM (hbeK4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 13, 2019 06:43 PM (aBR7R)
o_0
That is nine kinds of f'd up. Like torturing small animals warning sign f'd up.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: W. S. Churchill at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (qBNEP)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y56z6bs7
Ain't she sweet, she's got tattoos on her feet
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Just look for cameras, and 'journalists'. That's where she will be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (CDGwz)
QxN QxQ
Rxg7 Kh8
rG8 doublecheck and mate
The knight at e6 is a greater impediment than the queen...
Posted by: Jenos Idanian at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (Qf0BO)
*******
Giuliani: Assange Arrest May Expose Ukraine Plot to Frame Russia, Trump | Newsmax.com
*******
Don't know if Jack Straw is around or not, But Jack Straw courtesy White Phone for you
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)
I would venture there is a non-zero probability that she would accept money for sexual favors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 06:46 PM (f1Vqw)
At least you can see what you'd be getting. That's what I call honesty in advertising.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:49 PM (f/gXe)
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NATO should pay Madonna to keep her knees together. It would be money well spent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2019 06:50 PM (4knXT)
--Ever read anything by Martin Gilbert, Churchill's official biographer?
One of my favorite historians.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 06:50 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)
Like "big-ass lawsuit for malpractice" f'd up.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:51 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2019 06:51 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 13, 2019 06:52 PM (vWMNq)
https://www.martingilbert.com/
I've read several books of his; his Atlas of WWI was my favorite.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 06:52 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:52 PM (4Qe0G)
When do we start bombing?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Stacey Abrams would make a fine ambassador to Australia.
Posted by: Miklos, with disarming gap-toothed grin at April 13, 2019 06:53 PM (zCyNd)
She could hide a casino in her cleavage.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:54 PM (4Qe0G)
Don't want any part of that.
Posted by: Dr. Blanco at April 13, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: logprof at
Chess thread becomes boob n' book thread.
The insatiable Hordemind.
Posted by: Miklos, multi-faceted, which explains the hat at April 13, 2019 06:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:51 PM (f/gXe)
After they execute a search warrant on the crawlspace and the storage unit.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:55 PM (f/gXe)
When do we start bombing?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)
Yeah, so much for "the Anglosphere".
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 06:56 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 06:56 PM (4Qe0G)
Posted by: Guy Burgess and Associates at April 13, 2019 06:56 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 13, 2019 06:57 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2019 06:57 PM (ptqGC)
I had one of them.....
Posted by: JT at April
The ones who used chloroform were worse.
Posted by: Miklos, al dente at April 13, 2019 06:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Young Beggar at April 13, 2019 06:58 PM (WHrsn)
--Ever read anything by Martin Gilbert, Churchill's official biographer?
One of my favorite historians.
Posted by: logprof
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Nope, but I'll add it to my list. I have on a bookshelf Violet Carter's book, 'Winston Churchill: An Intimate Portrait', as yet unread.
So many books, so little time. OM is going to admonish us for not having this conversation on the Book Thread.
At any rate, I recently finished 'Churchill's Bomb':
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5usn6z3
Quite a tome, as it seems anything associated with him must be. It is very interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 06:58 PM (CDGwz)
I haven't been to a dentist in a while. I really need to get those tits..errr..my teeth looked at.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 13, 2019 06:58 PM (VBolV)
Posted by: Off the reservation at April 13, 2019 06:59 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: The Young Beggar at April 13, 2019 06:59 PM (WHrsn)
Posted by: logprof at
Chess thread becomes boob n' book thread.
The insatiable Hordemind.
Posted by: Miklos, multi-faceted, which explains the hat at April 13, 2019 06:55 PM (zCyNd)
--I'm usually unavailable Sundays, so book talk for me has to happen on Saturdays.
BTW, I'll take an A cup conversing about books with me over a dingbat D cup 100 times out of 100. . . .
. . . but if I can find a literate D cup, then WIN !!!
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 07:00 PM (XAYDB)
Trump scared the hell out of the Establishment, the world over. The "Five Eyes" intel agencies were all up to their necks in the take down Trump op.
Just think what this says about Trump. The entire Western Spook world spent years trying to dig up dirt on him and all they could come up with was Jack Squat. They had to try to frame him with this Russian collusion B.S.
Trump has one weakness and it rhymes with "fussy". That's it. He's otherwise a choir boy. And they can't take him down with that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 07:00 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Dr. Blanco at April 13, 2019 07:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Tim at April 13, 2019 07:00 PM (zCyNd)
I confirm that those ladies are every bit as beautiful unclothed as they are clothed.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2019 07:00 PM (gJLZZ)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 06:42 PM
Srsly?
HRH Kate is sporting a high-waisted claret-coloured v-necked, long-sleeved, knee-length dress, with a black belt, black pumps, and a black clutch.
You're going to have to up your fashion-reporting chops.
Posted by: Shep! at April 13, 2019 07:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2019 06:51 PM (4knXT)
It's the Bishop!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (bQ/du)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)
It's a show about Antifa?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (VBolV)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Young Beggar at April 13, 2019 06:58 PM (WHrsn)
Orthodontist.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:03 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 13, 2019 06:43 PM (aBR7R)
This is really terrible. Shockingly wrong.
Posted by: Gem at April 13, 2019 07:03 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 07:03 PM (4Qe0G)
"Short" is relative. In Muzzie world, that's a stoning worth level display of leg. Dirty whore.
Now, to me, if her ass cheeks aren't hanging out, then the skirt is "long".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 07:03 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bearded Spock at April 13, 2019 07:03 PM (zCyNd)
It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
Posted by: Dr. All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Because punching people we don't like, as we all know, is the antithesis of Nazism.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 07:04 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2019 07:05 PM (gJLZZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
*thinks of who, who might have a Naughty Nurse outfit*
Posted by: Miklos, is a puzzlement at April 13, 2019 07:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)
They pulled that ad, at least from their Twitter account.
I think CBS All Access is where they stash all their woke shit. I watched the 3rd episode of the new Twilight Zone and it took an interesting idea, a camcorder that rewound time itself, and turned it into a heavy-handed sermon on, hold on to your hats, racism. Ugh. Boring.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)
So they're doubling down on being an enemy of the American people. Very well.
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (sdi6R)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Pushkina
Her French lover killed her husband in a duel
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)
On a trampoline ?
When death is on the line ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (4Qe0G)
Yeah. And the trailer is on Twitter, promoting violence against people they don't like. In direct violation of Twitter's rules against promoting violence.
Start at size 12. Women.
That was back when sizes were more closely related to some form of measurement. Today they'd be size 1 or lower
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: hogmartin
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*ahem*
Posted by: Little Shop of Horrors at April 13, 2019 07:08 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2019 07:08 PM (miE9U)
Well, they were to some good extent propaganda but not in an untruthful sense. He posts endless tables of tonnage of shipping sunk and men committed to battle month by month to show that the UK was not a junior partner to the US but matched us.
I think he cherry picks to make that point, but he's allowed to. And if it weren't for his resolve in 1940/41 we wouldn't have been able to get in later to play the big brother.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2019 07:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 13, 2019 06:43 PM (aBR7R)
This is really terrible. Shockingly wrong.
Posted by: Gem at April 13, 2019 07:03 PM (XoAz
Yeah. My dentist when I was a kid was a sadist. I fondly recall the time he shot novacaine (FU spellcheck - fix it or shut the hell up) at the back of my jaw, and the needle had a barb on it, and it was pulling a nerve out with it. I was screaming and he told me to shut up.
Aside from the orthodontist, I neve saw a dentist again till I was in the Army. Oddly, they were good dentists.
Ever since, nothing but good things to say. So I got over my phobia.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 07:08 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:09 PM (BbGew)
I mean really, a crush is a crush but this was getting out of hand.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2019 07:09 PM (Rxduq)
2. Rxg7+ Kh8
3. Rxh7+ Kg8
4. Rg7+ Kh8
5. Rc7+ Kg8
6. Bh7#
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 06:18 PM (sdi6R)
227 What about my alternate solution to Problem 2 in #109?
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
I think it's ruined by 5...e5
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:09 PM (f/gXe)
Posted by: Dr. All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
I mean really, a crush is a crush but this was getting out of hand.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2019 07:09 PM (Rxduq)
Ha! I just found a couple of new photos of her which you'll be seeing... soon.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:10 PM (f/gXe)
I did not know this. In Siberia, they have this spring festival called the "Grelka Fest".
As part of the festivities, the womyns strip down to bikinis and ski:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6919329
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 07:11 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Skip
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Not physically, but by intimidation, and local law, they are already doing that.
Posted by: Little Shop of Horrors at April 13, 2019 07:11 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: A O C at April 13, 2019 07:11 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2019 07:12 PM (gJLZZ)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (t+qrx)
I didn't think it was safe.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:12 PM (f/gXe)
Nakee ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 05:47 PM (4Qe0G)
How else?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 13, 2019 07:12 PM (MwFQu)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Pushkina
Her French lover killed her husband in a duel
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)
--Uh huh.
I'm recycling a comment from a couple of years ago, but one of the evolutions in 19th century Europe was duelling trickling down from the aristocracy to the more ordinary folk.
(One of my favourite German words) There was a term for it: satisfaktionsfahig, which meant to be of sufficient honour to challenge or accept a duel.
So proles like Pushkin and Proust were okay to join duels.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 07:12 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Dr. All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Yeeaaahhh.. turns out he was a crappy dentist.
But, as I said, got over the phobia. My current dentist is, to put it bluntly, fvcking amazing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 07:13 PM (PXJBj)
Looking at Mrs. Pushkin, I'm thinking more fahrfignugen.
Posted by: Miklos, the wind in his hair at April 13, 2019 07:14 PM (zCyNd)
I think it's ruined by 5...e5
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:09 PM (f/gXe)
OK, thanks.
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 07:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip
Or, throwing a random 5 year old child off a 3rd floor balcony at the Mall of America.
Posted by: slowdown at April 13, 2019 07:15 PM (NAbCm)
My childhood dentist would lie about needles. Flat out say he didn't use a needle and had this technique where he hid the needle behind one of those little mirrors they use.
I saw right through it. He was supposed to be a good children's dentist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 07:15 PM (f1Vqw)
I mean really, a crush is a crush but this was getting out of hand.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2019 07:09 PM (Rxduq)
As I said last week, dress pr0n isn't just for the 'ettes.
OM is just gonna have to sacrifice himself for the rest of us and bring back Asian dress pr0n. For the children, or something.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 13, 2019 07:16 PM (CaeT3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Can he hide a casino in his cleavage ?
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (4Qe0G)
I mean really, a crush is a crush but this was getting out of hand.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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I must vigorously object to that opinion. There is/was no 'crush' involved. I merely admired (platonically , of course) the way that the fabrics lay on her particular figure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (xSo9G)
oh, it moved, all right.
Posted by: free tibet at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (CL76w)
What if only stabbing them to death with a spork is the only thing that will satisfy?
Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (4Qe0G)
Dunno. Too modest to peek.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: free tibet at April 13, 2019 07:18 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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I must vigorously object to that opinion. There is/was no 'crush' involved. I merely admired (platonically , of course) the way that the fabrics lay on her particular figure.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 13, 2019 07:17 PM (xSo9G)
Yeah! What he said!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 13, 2019 07:18 PM (f/gXe)
The show primarily deals with the storylines of its three female leads - Diane, Lucca, and Maia - and contains considerable political and social commentary, exploring topical issues such as the alt-right, the Me Too movement, online harassment, and fake news. As well as starting again in a new firm with its own office politics to deal with, longtime Democrat Diane must navigate a world she hardly recognizes, becoming increasingly troubled by Trump-era politics and the actions of his administration.
Remember comrades, any bias you see in the media is only your imagination.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 13, 2019 07:19 PM (ULRJD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at A
More woof than weft, one guesses.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at April 13, 2019 07:19 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2019 07:19 PM (qBNEP)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalia_Pushkina
Her French lover killed her husband in a duel
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)
And she could rock a circlet. So props to her for that. Not a look everyone can pull off.
Posted by: Gem at April 13, 2019 07:19 PM (XoAz8)
What if only stabbing them to death with a spork is the only thing that will satisfy?
"You sir, are no gentleman !"
"And I'm no doorknob either !"
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 07:20 PM (4Qe0G)
Kinda like Idi did in the 70's to the Brits.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2019 07:20 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Gem at April 13, 2019 07:22 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 13, 2019 07:23 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2019 07:24 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2019 07:27 PM (4Qe0G)
I wonder how Aunt Becky will look in an orange jumpsuit.
Dan Bongino was subbing for Hannity last night and a couple of lawyers on, some of the crew Greta van Sustern used to have on, and asked them what would they advise Aunt Becky to do now.
One said, he'd march her down to Footlocker, get her a pair of good running shoes, and tell her to run her butt down to the federal prosecutor's office and beg for mercy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 13, 2019 07:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2019 07:20 PM (Z+IKu)
That sounds perfectly reasonable.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 13, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)
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We've got to close the Ciccone gap, gentlemen!
Posted by: Dr. All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 13, 2019 06:41 PM (kQs4Y)
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That was on TCM last night!
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 07:30 PM (MVjcR)
But I absolutely love "Disappear." From their 6 Degrees album. Powerful. It's all about loss, about loved ones leaving forever.
Came up on my playlist. Sucker punch, every time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 13, 2019 07:30 PM (PXJBj)
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2019 07:31 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 07:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 13, 2019 07:34 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2019 07:34 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:35 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 13, 2019 07:34 PM (UUBmN)
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Well then I guess the job is going well!
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2019 07:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: The Crayfish at April 13, 2019 07:36 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2019 07:38 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Weasel
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I knew her before she hired me. We live in the same neighborhood and my youngest has been in the same classes as her kids over the years. I brought blue cheese deviled eggs with bacon. They are all gone.
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 13, 2019 07:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2019 07:38 PM (KOCKb)
--I'm in El Paso.
The only fishing to be had is for wetbacks, so fuck it.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 07:44 PM (XAYDB)
The only fishing to be had is for wetbacks, so fuck it.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 07:44 PM (XAYDB)
My grandfather, an avid fisherman, was stationed at Ft Bliss and retired there. He always had to go a couple states away to fish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2019 07:45 PM (bQ/du)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 07:46 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2019 07:45 PM (bQ/du)
--Wow, I can only imagine.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 07:47 PM (XAYDB)
Dunkirk is on at 5am, would like to see it again. Could have been better but very interesting how they did the time line.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)
Check out this short video, socialism isn't kind
babalublog.com/2019/04/13/tweet of the day shows stark images of Venezuelan faces before and after socialism
http://tinyurl.com/y3al2436
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 03:15 PM
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 07:52 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: The Crayfish at April 13, 2019 07:52 PM (CDGwz)
Don't fish so I can't throw a line into the fishing thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2019 07:53 PM (ZE3T8)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
You could go over there and say 'Ingrid Bergman'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2019 07:53 PM (bQ/du)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2019 07:56 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 13, 2019 07:34 PM (UUBmN)
Crayfish. Heh.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 13, 2019 07:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 08:01 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 08:01 PM (BbGew)
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I never did either.
I did see Big Fish though.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2019 08:03 PM (Rxduq)
I could have easily convinced myself that it didn't really need cutting today, but if I skipped it it would probably be a foot high next weekend. Grass tends to grow rapidly in the spring.
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
Blanco's tits are begging to be fondled. Just saying. Yes I know. I am
in my second adolescence. On my way to second childhood.
Posted by: JAS at April 13, 2019 07:34 PM (KOCKb)
Fondled? I'm thinking taste test.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2019 08:13 PM (9Om/r)
*******
Dream Theater Has ALWAYS been a Prog Metal band don't know what you listened too
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:17 PM (BqBId)
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Preds have been dirty as fuck since the Pens beat them to win Back @ Back Stanley Cups, their D Men get away with attempted Murder
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:19 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 08:01 PM (BbGew)
--More's the pity.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 08:25 PM (XAYDB)
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Preds have been dirty as fuck since the Pens beat them to win Back @ Back Stanley Cups, their D Men get away with attempted Murder
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:19 PM (BqBId)
--F the Pens. If the Blues eliminate my beloved Jets, I'll probably cheer for them.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 08:26 PM (XAYDB)
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Pens are Toast this season, I would root for the Jets too
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:27 PM (BqBId)
It was designed to launch satellite-carrying rockets at high altitudes, but most of those projects have been cancelled, leaving it without much to do. Hopefully it won't become the 21st Century's equivalent of the Spruce Goose.
https://spacenews.com/stratolaunch-plane-makes-first-flight/
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2019 08:33 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 08:34 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2019 08:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:27 PM (BqBId)
--At least the Pens started 0-2 on the road.
Jets got beaten in their own barn.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 08:39 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2019 08:39 PM (bQ/du)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:50 PM (BqBId)
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TB too & they were SC faves
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 13, 2019 08:50 PM (BqBId)
--That's too far ahead. I only care about how much my Jets are in the hole.
Meanwhile, Stars-Preds is a dogfight.
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 09:09 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 09:11 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 09:19 PM (XAYDB)
TO SAY WHAT HAPPENED
or to say that he cannot discover it.
To say, "Perhaps it was like this" is to mask a failure to get to the bottom of a problem: and failure in historical research is no crime. It is one of the hazards of the profession.
--Martin Gilbert
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 09:22 PM (XAYDB)
Bus the fuck out of those Third World helots into Silicon Valley, Seattle, and Chicago.
Go for it!
Posted by: logprof at April 13, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)
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