The Morning Rant

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"When you hear progressives weeping and wailing about Trump and waving their hands trying to convince you that he's just beyond the pale of what's acceptable, remember that's how progressives viewed Ronald Reagan. The only difference is, (a) Unlike Reagan, Trump gets into the mud with the mud-slingers and fights back and is not afraid of a little hand-to-hand combat. And (b) conservatives have a much louder voice now than they did then. And (c) since the progressive template for at least the past 2 decades goes like this: ' is[racist|sexist|homophobic|Islamophobic]', why is Trump any different? Somebody confronted that pus-filled little pimple Bill Maher on this point awhile back, and his reply was basically 'yeah, but this time we mean it.' In other words, he conceded the point that progressives are liars who argue in bad faith and all of their accusations are just meaningless slurs. But they've used them so often that nobody listens, and nobody cares. Within the last week, though, they've rolled out a new device, the "Trump's words are endangering my life" tactic. Illhan Omar and AOC have both been hammering this point pretty hard. The goal though, is not to defend their views, but to silence the opposition. At this point, our only response should be a full-throated horse laugh."




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Creepy Uncle Joe Back At It:

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Scorching Hot Take:


Dumbness level = 775 millikohns.
(Update: Dang. Looks like the tweet has been deleted. Shoulda grabbed a screen shot.)



"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves, I Don't Wanna See You Around My Mansion..."

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Heh:

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Flaunting Their Heterosexuality:

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Vintage Heartthrob:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By The Science of Cookies:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:14 AM




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1 1st?

Posted by: engineer at April 15, 2019 11:14 AM (R5QBF)

2 First

Posted by: rammajamma at April 15, 2019 11:14 AM (AjNMO)

3 Cary Grant and Mae West. Don't know the vintage heartthrob.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:14 AM (elsTe)

4 Oh well, content

Posted by: rammajamma at April 15, 2019 11:14 AM (AjNMO)

5 Feeling centered again today . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:14 AM (elsTe)

6 Trump word endangering life is the converse of some words require violent response.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 11:15 AM (JFO2v)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

8 FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 11:16 AM (2NLdK)

10 Right down the middle...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 15, 2019 11:17 AM (mRuSo)

11 There we go --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:17 AM (elsTe)

12 Trump's twitter powers are evolving.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:17 AM (HUFx8)

13 Jordan is right.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:17 AM (r/xAU)

14 Do the Dems not understand how stupid they look defending Trump and others telling the truth about 9/11? Omar is going to be a continuous loop ad for the next election for the good guys.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 15, 2019 11:18 AM (AjNMO)

15 Cher's tweet of today (as compared to her remark in 2017) shows some sense. No doubt she will be hounded by Right-Thinkers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:18 AM (elsTe)

16 Too much centralization is always a problem in any society.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 15, 2019 11:18 AM (J+mig)

17 I suspect Trump gave @Jack a permanent ulcer. @Jack desperately needs Trump to use his platform, but I also suspect he wishes that Trump would just go away and quit using his platform.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

18 Omar and the MSM and DNC are enemies of the people, it is pretty much that simple. The enemy has infiltrated ... enemies, foreign and domestic ... our founders knew this would happen, and required that we be prepared to take back control, when tyrants infiltrate.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (Cus5s)

19
Cary Grant, Mae West and Rudolph Valentino

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (OLCnA)

20 A young Bill Holden?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (AURKQ)

21 Cher.....the wrong part of that duo went skiing.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (IXZGh)

22 That Trump tweet is a fucking classic!

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (OFzX4)

23
In related news ..... super genius Corey Booker postulates that "shipping immigrants to sanctuary cities makes us less safe."


*blink*
*blink*

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

24 "Within the last week, though, they've rolled out a new device,"

It isn't new; they've bee using it for a while. Trace back thew phrase "Speech is violence" and you'll see it's been going on for at least a decade.

As for why they do it, it moves the whole argument from "my feelings are hurt" to the civil tort of "you have caused me provable physical damage I must be compensated for." That's why they love to concoct "studies" showing that stress is damaging.

Posted by: SDN at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (3XdZI)

25 14 Do the Dems not understand how stupid they look defending Trump and others telling the truth about 9/11? Omar is going to be a continuous loop ad for the next election for the good guys.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 15, 2019 11:18 AM (AjNMO)

============

They're trying to change the conversation to "speech is violence" which is ridiculous in the face of what Omar was doing, which was minimizing actual violence against Americans.

It's dumb strategy, but they can't just dump her without pissing off the activist left.

Trump's got them in a vice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (q8oeS)

26 Cher needs to realize that the rest of the country is in the same boat. We all have a backlog of issues that need addressing, and can't deal with more. You can't just insist that everyone else extend hospitality when you cannot.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (J+mig)

27 Bill Maher:

The boy who cried sh*twolf.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (AURKQ)

28 16 Too much centralization is always a problem in any society.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 15, 2019 11:18 AM (J+mig)

You can and often do have decentralized despotism.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (HUFx8)

29 19
Cary Grant, Mae West and Rudolph Valentino
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (OLCnA)


A trifecta!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (9uIgQ)

30
Last dude has Vulcan hears.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

31

Pete Buttigieg make the magazine cover.

http://tinyurl.com/y5bnavzf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

32 17 I suspect Trump gave @Jack a permanent ulcer. @Jack desperately needs Trump to use his platform, but I also suspect he wishes that Trump would just go away and quit using his platform.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

I don't know what the Krassenstein bros. would do all day if they banned Trump from twitter.

Maybe work on a new ponzi scheme.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (cF8AT)

33 You can never add too much butter or sugar. Don't believe these liars.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (2LelM)

34 Trump's got them in a vice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts




Are the walls closing in on them?

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z)

35 The cookie with too much butter is almost perfect. Just needs a little more butter.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (4HMW8)

36 Seriously, how close is @jack to suspending Trump's twitter?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

37 Time for me to go run the steps at RFK stadium. BBL!

Posted by: RBG at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (QLvwG)

38 19


Cary Grant, Mae West and Rudolph Valentino

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2019

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*
. . .
Is that Valentino? Come to think of it, I don't believe I've ever seen him in anything but his "The Sheik" costume, and so I've never seen his hair. He looks like a German actor in some some 1920s Expressionism film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (elsTe)

39 Cher, won;t realize that Cato, she was hoping to spread other jobs , health and wealth around not her own.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (r/xAU)

40 20 A young Bill Holden?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (AURKQ)


No. See #19.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (9uIgQ)

41 Vintage heart throb?

That guy looks like 1/3 of the Police Sketches I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (dIb4M)

42 Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

Obama has dumbo hears.

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)

43 Cary Grant, Mae West and Rudolph Valentino
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2019 11:19 AM (OLCnA)

A trifecta!



Mad props! I thought today's was hard.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)

44 Has anyone ever shooped Trump into the trash-compactor scene from Star Wars?

That would be fun to see.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (AURKQ)

45 A young Christopher Plummer? The ears must give it away to somebody who's really familiar with the era.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (Wd55D)

46 23 wait wut?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (JFO2v)

47 Those Biden pics are EVERYTHING.

Now I've got to tear myself away from this crazy place and go buy some flowers to plant in pots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (ptqGC)

48 I suspect the Dems are at the stage where they know their chances in '20 are poor, so they might as well nominate someone they really like, even if it turns into McGovern redux.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z)

49 The Dems use Army math:
2 beers per soldier.
10 soldiers in the Squad.
16 cases of beer needed.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (0tfLf)

50 OMG! I LOVE that dress!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (d7Ww2)

51 a disgusting little man and a shame on the human race."

Well, he's right. Bin Laden was all of that, and more.

(yeah, I know, I know...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

52 Cher is going to take in dreamers? I'm sure she would select based on "merit", while the rest of America gets the millions of others that don't speak English or are involved in a variety pack of crimes.


Let's give her the guy that killed Kate Steinle, or some good looking MS-13 gang members. Or do only normal Americans have to deal with them?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (Cus5s)

53 41 Vintage heart throb?

That guy looks like 1/3 of the Police Sketches I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (dIb4M)

Women find the bad boys sexy. Especially criminals.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (HUFx8)

54 I like cookies!

Posted by: Duke Tactile Nuke 'em at April 15, 2019 11:23 AM (cvq7M)

55 They're trying to change the conversation to "speech
is violence" which is ridiculous in the face of what Omar was doing,
which was minimizing actual violence against Americans.



It's dumb strategy, but they can't just dump her without pissing off the activist left.



Trump's got them in a vice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (q8oeS)

Classic pincer mover. Hammer and Anvil.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:24 AM (QLvwG)

56
The cookie with too much butter is almost perfect. Just needs a little more butter.
Posted by: Emmie


Looks just like the ones Mom made.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 11:24 AM (aKsyK)

57 Is that Valentino? Come to think of it, I don't believe I've ever seen him in anything but his "The Sheik" costume, and so I've never seen his hair. He looks like a German actor in some some 1920s Expressionism film.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (elsTe)


It is my job to show you morons celebs in atypical photographs. Because fun. So I avoided all of the iconic "Sheik" and "Blood and Sand" publicity stills that Rudy is most known for.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:24 AM (9uIgQ)

58 He's a disgusting little man and a shame on the human race.

-
Trump or bin Laden?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

59 The whole "speech is violence" thing is way older than most think. I recall it being tossed around in college...thirty years ago. Now this was a really left wing joint, but that shows the roots.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (AM1GF)

60 Silly Jordan.

Nancy is rich because she's been passing laws that make her HUSBAND rich....that and all her insider trading.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (IXZGh)

61 Michelle Phillips (Mamas and Papas) got nekkid in a movie about Valentino.

That will be my cultural contribution for the day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (fuK7c)

62 Jordan Rachel is a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK8)

63 I have no idea who vintage heart throb is.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (NLLmE)

64 Is anyone having problems with links to sites like American Greatness redirecting to dogshit spam sites opening multiple tabs?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

65 COOKIES!! Me love cookies.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (QLvwG)

66 Justine Damond's family was told to fuck off, and the court allowed evidence showing her dying and partly naked, being "helped" by the guy that shot her. And this same footage was given to the media, that lied by claiming that they were a "proxy for the public".

But tweets that don't look good for leftists suddenly cause harm.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (nEOLy)

67 >>Do the Dems not understand how stupid they look defending Trump and others telling the truth about 9/11? Omar is going to be a continuous loop ad for the next election for the good guys.


They've gotten away with talking out of both sides of their mouths (thanks, MSM!) and not having to defend their rhetoric that they are doubling down.

Really, this is masterful. Nadler was on a Sunday show saying he was not upset by Ilhan Omar's remarks --- and he represents the area AQ attacked on 9/11. My God, that is unbelievable, siding with this woman who can't stop saying ugly things over his own constituents, some of whom lost loved ones on 9/11, or are suffering the health effects of responding to it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

68 Cary Grant and Mae West. Don't know the vintage heartthrob.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:14 AM (elsTe)

Whoever he is, kinda has that thousand yard stare.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (TfwlC)

69 Trump leaves the Twat Machine and the Twat Machine dies. They've already purged Many conservative voices...

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

70 45 A young Christopher Plummer? The ears must give it away to somebody who's really familiar with the era.

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (Wd55D)


Sorry, no. See #19.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (9uIgQ)

71 Love the cookie science. And the first 4 'problems' look quite tasty.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (pAkRe)

72 Sponge don't foegt about Her Wineries cheap labor costs. while passing the Real costs onto her constiuents.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (r/xAU)

73 cookie with too much butter"

Like the phrase "I have too much ammo", the words are in English, but the phrase is nonsensical.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

74 34
Trump's got them in a vice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts







Are the walls closing in on them?

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z)

It's gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (ufFY8)

75
It is my job to show you morons celebs in
atypical photographs. Because fun. So I avoided all of the iconic
"Sheik" and "Blood and Sand" publicity stills that Rudy is most known
for.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
Which you do very well, OM.

The pic is interesting, to say the least. My writer's imagination is casting Valentino there as a young rabble-rousing dockworker in Hitler's Germany who discovers that National Socialism isn't all it pretended to be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (elsTe)

76 I can eat butter straight up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (2LelM)

77 A young Christopher Plummer? The ears must give it away to somebody who's really familiar with the era.
Posted by: t-bird


I was about to guess a young Bela Lugosi.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (nEOLy)

78 I thought today's was hard.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)

I know...right!

Posted by: Mae West at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (wYseH)

79 I was promised cookies. Where are the cookies?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (LISuA)

80 44 Has anyone ever shooped Trump into the trash-compactor scene from Star Wars?

That would be fun to see.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (AURKQ)


You mean Trump as the dianoga, popping up unexpectedly and attacking liberals?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:28 AM (9uIgQ)

81 The cookie thing reminds me of a science fair project my brother did when we were kids. He (and Mom, I guess- he was probably ten or so) baked chocolate chip cookies, each batch with different types of sugar. One was the recipe as-is, another was all granulated sugar, one was all powdered sugar, and the third was all brown sugar.

I don't remember the powdered sugar ones that well, but the all-granulated ones were rock-hard (shockingly!) and the all-brown sugar ones were fantastic. (The normal ones, IIRC were fine.)

Anyway, it had some use of the scientific method and had practical applications, and was much better than those baking soda volcanoes.

I don't think it won, but we (well, I) bring it up every now and again.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, reminiscing at April 15, 2019 11:28 AM (84QUd)

82 Is that Rudolph Valentino or Mario Lanza gone bad?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 11:28 AM (Rxduq)

83 I have no idea who vintage heart throb is.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (NLLmE)

----

You would if you read the comments.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:28 AM (8XRCm)

84 Anyone find it amusing that Trump's going to MINNESOTA to tout the tax cuts?


*insert Muttley laugh*

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:28 AM (cF8AT)

85 Young Joe Biden and young Al Gore?

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (o2vOl)

86 66
Justine Damond's family was told to fuck off, and the court allowed
evidence showing her dying and partly naked, being "helped" by the guy
that shot her. And this same footage was given to the media, that lied
by claiming that they were a "proxy for the public".



But tweets that don't look good for leftists suddenly cause harm.





Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (nEOLy)
I hope the cop who shot her never ever breathes a breath of free air again. May he enjoy his time in a cell block.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

87 How about a pad of butter with chocolate chips and sugar? Fuck all those carbs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)

88 Nadler was on a Sunday show saying he was not upset by Ilhan Omar's remarks --- and he represents the area AQ attacked on 9/11. My God, that is unbelievable, siding with this woman who can't stop saying ugly things over his own constituents, some of whom lost loved ones on 9/11, or are suffering the health effects of responding to it.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)


How can anyone with an iota of self respect vote for a disgusting turd like Nadler? I saw him get heckled on a clip a couple weeks ago and wondered why it doesn't happen constantly.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (y7DUB)

89 Trump's got them in a vice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (q8oeS)

(skritch, skritch..adjusts annoying pedant hat)

No, they got in their vices on their own. Trump has them in a vise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (TfwlC)

90 Jordan is right."

So is Johnson.

Right, Howard?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

91
Is that Mikel Jollett quote serious? Is someone that stupid and willfully ignorant?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (OLCnA)

92 Is the Bulwark endorsing AOC for 2020?

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9kpoj

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (AzW6q)

93 I hope the cop who shot her never ever breathes a breath of free air again. May he enjoy his time in a cell block.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


In Minnedishu? He'll be police chief before long.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (AM1GF)

94 >>They're trying to change the conversation to "speech is violence" . . . It's dumb strategy, but they can't just dump her without pissing off the activist left.



Here's a big reason why this pivot will fail:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1117507942159228928

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

95 You mean Trump as the dianoga, popping up unexpectedly and attacking liberals?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:28 AM (9uIgQ)

Mueller as the monster popping up, Trump as Han blasting his way out of the situation...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (AURKQ)

96 The only way to counter OBL and 9-11 is to open the floodgates on muslim immigration?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (1g7ch)

97 @NBCNews 3 minutes ago

JUST IN: Actress Lori Loughlin pleads not guilty in college admissions scandal.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (cF8AT)

98 You can and often do have decentralized despotism.
Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:21 AM (HUFx

Islam being the perfect model for this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 11:31 AM (TfwlC)

99 Michelle Phillips (Mamas and Papas) got nekkid in a movie about Valentino.

That will be my cultural contribution for the day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:25 AM (fuK7c)

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:31 AM (3sjI6)

100 I can eat 50 eggs.

Make it 40.

38

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:31 AM (NLLmE)

101 The pic is interesting, to say the least. My writer's imagination is casting Valentino there as a young rabble-rousing dockworker in Hitler's Germany who discovers that National Socialism isn't all it pretended to be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM (elsTe)


I think it's from the movie 'Uncharted Seas' which Rudy did in 1921.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:31 AM (9uIgQ)

102 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 15, 2019 11:31 AM (uopCm)

103 I hope the cop who shot her never ever breathes a breath of free air again. May he enjoy his time in a cell block.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



In Minnedishu? He'll be police chief before long.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (AM1GF)


With 5 silver crescent moons on his collar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (QLvwG)

104 Man McDonalds has some tasty coffee.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (NLLmE)

105 Too much butter cookie looks delicious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

106 100
I can eat 50 eggs.



Make it 40.



38

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:31 AM (NLLmE)

Cadbury?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (jxbfJ)

107 We need to shut down immigration so we can get a good count on how much ammo we really need.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

108 I have my great uncle's Navy peacoat from that era, just like Rudolph's wearing. Still wear it to this day. Great winter coat.

Had to re-sew the lining multiple times by now... and every single button's been reattached at least once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (AURKQ)

109 >They're trying to change the conversation to "speech is violence" . . . It's dumb strategy, but they can't just dump her without pissing off the activist left.


Considering that they've advocated assault, and that the Boston Globe happily gave space to an asshole asking people to poison other people ( and who then tried polishing the turd, eventually shit-canning the thing) I kinda doubt their sincerity.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (nEOLy)

110 How can anyone with an iota of self respect vote for a disgusting turd like Nadler? I saw him get heckled on a clip a couple weeks ago and wondered why it doesn't happen constantly.

Uh, that could be said about half the Congressional Democratic Caucus.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (8erNz)

111 Spend three years inciting violence against Republicans, then falsely claim Republicans are inciting violence against you. Just another day in the Democrat-Communist Bubble of Hate, Lies, and Hypocrisy.

Posted by: Deep Burnt State at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (4Eo4+)

112 The entire point of Osama bin Ladens attack on 3,000 innocent Americans on 9/11 was that he was counting on a racist idiot like Trump to come along up to his ears in fear and bigotry and weaponize it against Muslim.

sure, and Trump waited through the afghan war, Iraq war,

to just be here Just in time to recognize some Muslims idealogy are threats to Others, you know those constant car bombies, acid attacks, rapity rapes unlike real rapes with 10 percent of muslims liking it.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (r/xAU)

113 107
We need to shut down immigration so we can get a good count on how much ammo we really need.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

NEED = (highest number you can think of) + 30

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

114 Where's the crystal-blue Italian stream?

Posted by: The Bangles at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (84QUd)

115 The pic is interesting, to say the least. My writer's imagination is casting Valentino there as a young rabble-rousing dockworker in Hitler's Germany who discovers that National Socialism isn't all it pretended to be.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:27 AM

Ha!
Was thinking the same thing...only Lech Walesa on the docks in Poland.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (0tfLf)

116 @realDonaldTrump 10 seconds ago

I finally agree with @Cher!


LMFAO!

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (cF8AT)

117 You would if you read the comments.....
Posted by: fixerupper



NO!!

Is it young Lionel Barrymore?

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (NLLmE)

118 104 Man McDonalds has some tasty coffee.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:32 AM (NLLmE)


^this^

McDonalds is my favorite coffee, and a large is only $1.

My goal in my coffee life is to make coffee as tasty as theirs at home.

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (4HMW8)

119 anyway my computer says Mikel Jollet doesn't exist

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (r/xAU)

120 97 @NBCNews 3 minutes ago

JUST IN: Actress Lori Loughlin pleads not guilty in college admissions scandal.

Did she add by reason of insanity... for that plea

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

121 JUST IN: Actress Lori Loughlin pleads not guilty in college admissions scandal.

Bet she gets more jail time than Obama's entire Cabinet.

So much for rule of law.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (8erNz)

122 >>cookie with too much butter"
Like the phrase "I have too much ammo", the words are in English, but the phrase is nonsensical.


Heh. "I ain't never had too much fun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gI7Ts14Qw

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

123 I'm going to have to inspect her heterosexuality a few times, for research purposes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (8D42x)

124 @realDonaldTrump 10 seconds ago

I finally agree with @Cher!

poor cher, got caught up in the truth of things.

poor chica.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (r/xAU)

125 Did she add by reason of insanity... for that plea
Posted by: It's me donna




She doesn't seem to be overly bright, does she?

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (wW03z)

126 @NBCNews 3 minutes ago

JUST IN: Actress Lori Loughlin pleads not guilty in college admissions scandal.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (cF8AT)

Typical 2 tier justice system. She's a Hollywood scumbag.....I mean, star. She says she's not guilty, so we must believe all women. A White man is ruled not guilty and he must be retried to obtain the proper result. Get rid of double jeopardy for Whites, along with the electoral college, pack the SCOTUS, and embrace anyone that makes it across the border. But, not in Sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (3sjI6)

127 Is it young Lionel Barrymore?
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (NLLmE)


Sorry, no. See #19.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (9uIgQ)

128 96 The only way to counter OBL and 9-11 is to open the floodgates on muslim immigration?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM (1g7ch)


It's strategy. They'll never expect that.

Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (xjiRE)

129 Max Berger
@maxberger
Jews need to understand that Muslims now play the role we have played throughout our history: they are blamed for the failures of the people in power.

In this time of rising fascism, American Jews must defend @IlhanMN - and our Muslim brothers and sisters - with all our might.

-
Well, I guess that's it for the hurtful stereotype about Jews being smart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

130 >> Illhan Omar and AOC have both been hammering
>> this point pretty hard
I was pretty surprised to see Chris Wallace accepting their words as fact. Why can't FOX provide him with a testosterone supplement?

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (o2vOl)

131 So I saw a fluff piece about MBS(of Saudi Arabia) and it mentioned he likes to play video games and watch tv in his free time. Made me think about how surreal it'll feel when half our world leaders played CoD.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (HUFx8)

132 Cadbury?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Those too.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (NLLmE)

133 Pretty sure that's a young Earl Schieb. Very arty guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (2LelM)

134 How ya doin' willow ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (2NLdK)

135 Pics, or it didn't happen.

Only because I feel sorry for people whose internets don't come with a search function.

http://bit.ly/2UEPgfw

NSFW

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (fuK7c)

136
Sorry, no. See #19.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (9uIgQ)

----

*snicker*

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (8XRCm)

137 McDonalds is my favorite coffee, and a large is only $1.

My goal in my coffee life is to make coffee as tasty as theirs at home.


McD coffee is good as long as it's fresh, so you're fine first thing in the morning, but after breakfast it doesn't turn over fast enough and you end up with burned brew.

I'm no particular fan of Starbucks but they do at least throw it out if it's old.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (8erNz)

138 Valerie Jarrett?


Oops, sorry, thought we were on the first picture.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (AURKQ)

139 Considering that they've advocated assault, and that the Boston Globe happily gave space to an asshole asking people to poison other people ( and who then tried polishing the turd, eventually shit-canning the thing) I kinda doubt their sincerity.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:33 AM (nEOLy)

Sincerity is racist!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

140 McDonalds is my favorite coffee"

The big tub of McCafe from Wally world plus the old Cuisinart maker.

Yeah, it's good. And hot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

141 129 Max Berger
@maxberger
Jews need to understand that Muslims now play the role we have played throughout our history: they are blamed for the failures of the people in power.
------------------
Semite Supremacists?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (2LelM)

142 McDonalds is my favorite coffee, and a large is only $1.

My goal in my coffee life is to make coffee as tasty as theirs at home.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2019 11:34 AM (4HMW
++++++++++
Coffee has been a McDonald's strength for a long time, and they have been fairly successful in fruity coffee-type drinks, too (their Starbucks-type 'McCafe' stuff).

I once saw a case study of McCafe, and it was a stroke of brilliance. McDonald's put people in a bunch of their stores to identify two things:
1) What were people doing before they came in?
2) What did people do after they left?

What they found is that a lot of people went from McDonald's for lunch to Starbucks for after-lunch pseudo-coffee drinks. They figured they'd cut out the middle man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 11:38 AM (I2dne)

143
I'm no particular fan of Starbucks but they do at least throw it out if it's old.

How can you tell?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

144 McD coffee is good as long as it's fresh, so you're fine first thing in the morning, but after breakfast it doesn't turn over fast enough and you end up with burned brew.

I'm no particular fan of Starbucks but they do at least throw it out if it's old.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (8erNz)

Old, new...Starbuck's coffee always taste burnt to me.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:38 AM (cF8AT)

145 http://bit.ly/2UEPgfw

NSFW


Ah, back when men were men and women had fur.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:38 AM (8erNz)

146 Mad props! I thought today's was hard.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)


Yes, well, Mae liked them that way - or so I've heard.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:38 AM (9uIgQ)

147 JT, still sick. think maybe I won't get better, and you?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (r/xAU)

148 125 Did she add by reason of insanity... for that plea
Posted by: It's me donna

She doesn't seem to be overly bright, does she?
Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (wW03z)

She didn't get famous for her brain.

But, she's kinda locked in. All she can hope for is a sympathetic jury.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

149 I'm no particular fan of Starbucks but they do at least throw it out if it's old.
Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:37 AM (8erNz)

Sort of like throwing out Assange. He wasn't evicted because of the pic he posted of the Ecuadorian leader eating lobster in bed. He was kicked out because of his old man smell.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (3sjI6)

150 LOL, so some University asked Pence to give a graduation speech... You can guess the rest

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

151 I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.



She's been getting dragged since she posted it.

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

152 In this time of rising fascism, American Jews must defend @IlhanMN - and our Muslim brothers and sisters

1. Muslims would be the first to say that we are not brothers or sisters....But omar married her berother, so there's that.

2. This lying sack O' shit wouldn't defend me or mine, and she's yet another politician...so that's two reasons why this is shit.


3. Back to the "everyone who dares to disagree with me is a nazi bit.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (nEOLy)

153 JT, still sick. think maybe I won't get better, and you?

Hope ya feel better.

I'm fine, thanks

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (2NLdK)

154 >>Considering that they've advocated assault, and that the Boston Globe happily gave space to an asshole asking people to poison other people ( and who then tried polishing the turd, eventually shit-canning the thing) I kinda doubt their sincerity.



Hell, just this weekend CBS was tweeting about a new episode of "The Good Fight" that included a man explaining why it's OK to punch a Nazi and a not so subtle message of "assassinate Trump."
IIRC, this is the same network that fired Roaseanne Barr?

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/
1117787246793510913

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

155 I think I used to like the 'too much baking soda' cookies. They're crunchy.

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (o2vOl)

156 151 I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.



She's been getting dragged since she posted it.
Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

If she could turn back time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

157 LOL, so some University asked Pence to give a graduation speech... You can guess the rest
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

-----

If I were Mike, I would assume that any State school request is a setup to give their graduating class "room to destroy".

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

158
I was pretty surprised to see Chris Wallace accepting their words as fact. Why can't FOX provide him with a testosterone supplement?


Posted by: 40 miles north at April 15, 2019 11:36 AM (o2vOl)



Because Shep needs an on air love interest

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 11:41 AM (TAmPV)

159 But, she's kinda locked in. All she can hope for is a sympathetic jury.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK
++++++++++++
Not likely. Anyone who has been through the admissions wringer and then struggled to pay for attendance (that would probably be at least a plurality if not a majority of anyone who has been through that system over the past 20 years), a wealthy woman who never has to worry about making ends meet for junior's post-secondary school and moreover can just buy a way in for her under-qualified kid is not going to be a sympathetic character.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)

160
She's been getting dragged since she posted it.
Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

No worries... She'll come up with some hysterical back tracking.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

161 156
151 I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.



She's been getting dragged since she posted it.

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)



If she could turn back time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019

*
*
. . .
"Baby, don't go . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (elsTe)

162 If I were Mike, I would assume that any State school request is a setup to give their graduating class "room to destroy".
Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

That's fine, as long as his security detail has room to "stomp some hippies" in return.

Posted by: Roseanne Barr at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

163 I finally recognize everyone in the pictures, then work gets in the way and I can't post.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (JKNZq)

164 The only way to counter OBL and 9-11 is to open the floodgates on muslim immigration? "

There was a great deal of "what did we do to deserve this" from DC in general and the Bush Administration. It was almost a sacrament of sorts - that "we" must view 9/11 as something "we" must atone for.

Seriously. It confirmed what I knew - that our "leaders" do not like us.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

165 LOL, so some University asked Pence to give a graduation speech... You can guess the rest

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM



At least the University (so far) is standing by their invitation. I hope they stick with it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

166 She says she's not guilty, so we must believe all women. A White man is ruled not guilty and he must be retried to obtain the proper result. Get rid of double jeopardy for Whites, along with the electoral college, pack the SCOTUS, and embrace anyone that makes it across the border. But, not in Sanctuary cities.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM


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Posted by: Brattleboro Wymyn's Holeistic Health Coöperative & Feline Sanctuary at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (RQfnU)

167 (sock off)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

168 129 Max Berger
@maxberger
Jews need to understand that Muslims now play the role we have played throughout our history: they are blamed for the failures of the people in power.

In this time of rising fascism, American Jews must defend @IlhanMN - and our Muslim brothers and sisters - with all our might.


What is a 'Max Berger'?

And whose history is 'ours'? I thought Jewish history was to be shaken down by the king whenever the crown's coffers were running low.

As for the credentialed-savage immigration fraudster - she doesn't need defending, she needs deportation.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)

169 Heh. "I ain't never had too much fun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gI7Ts14Qw

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI)


That sounds like something Mae West would say.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (9uIgQ)

170 I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.



She's been getting dragged since she posted it.

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)



If she could turn back time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019
*
*
. . .
"Baby, don't go . . ."


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM



Three months later she's a gal in trouble...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf)

171 (sock off)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

-----

Thanks for the 50's era bebop earworm....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

172 Whaddya mean "too much butter?" There is no such thing.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (aXucN)

173 If she could turn back time...
..

Nice. And no doubt she's thinking that.


heh

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (MAstk)

174 If she could turn back time...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK

LOL

don't go ,don't hurt me?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)

175 Rudolf Valentino

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (h5Lyp)

176 omgoodness, ear worms!

I hate you guys.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (r/xAU)

177 We watched Clint Eastwood's new movie, The Mule, last night. I was busy doing other stuff through part of it, but it seems like a well done movie. No big SJW stuff, well acted and directed.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (JKNZq)

178 Whaddya mean "too much butter?" There is no such thing.

So true.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (fuK7c)

179 There was a great deal of "what did we do to deserve this" from DC in general and the Bush Administration. It was almost a sacrament of sorts - that "we" must view 9/11 as something "we" must atone for.

It's hard to top 'Religion of Peace' for 'The stupidest thing a President has said since Andrew Johnson was in office'.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (8erNz)

180 Whaddya mean "too much butter?" There is no such thing.



Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (aXucN)


Right on, sister! *fistbump*

Posted by: Paula Dean at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (QLvwG)

181 I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.

She's been getting dragged since she posted it.

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

If she could turn back time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019
*
*
. . .
"Baby, don't go . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM

Three months later she's a gal in trouble...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf)
----------

She's been hearing it from the people in her town.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (aXucN)

182 @realDonaldTrump 11 minutes ago

Mark Morgan, President Obama's Border Patrol Chief, gave the following message to me: "President Trump, stay the course." I agree, and believe it or not, we are making great progress with a system that has been broken for many years!

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

183 92 Is the Bulwark endorsing AOC for 2020?

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9kpoj
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM

No, they're on the "Never Bernie" train lol
http://tinyurl.com/y3nosaz7
They also hope for a Trump primary challenger in that article. "Help us Obi-Wan Kasich, you're our only hope!"

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (IyVz+)

184 Nice. And no doubt she's thinking that.

heh
Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (MAstk)

She's probably actually thinking, "why does my hair taste like plaid clouds?"

But point taken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (AURKQ)

185

Valentino looks as if he'd be at home in a Waffen SS uniform.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (KATBx)

186 I hate you guys.
Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:44 AM (r/xAU)

-----

....except for Ben had, Alex and maaaaaybeeeeeee Ace ??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

187 If she could turn back time... "

When she was young and didn't know?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (6qErC)

188 And whose history is 'ours'? I thought Jewish history was to be shaken down by the king whenever the crown's coffers were running low.


Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)

And as an always handy enemy/scapegoat.

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (ykq7q)

189 174 If she could turn back time...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK

LOL

don't go ,don't hurt me?
Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)

Sometimes Love just ain't enough...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

190 Guy looks like Richard Burton.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (ZgQSJ)

191
What is a 'Max Berger'?

And whose history is 'ours'? I thought Jewish history was to be shaken down by the king whenever the crown's coffers were running low.

As for the credentialed-savage immigration fraudster - she doesn't need defending, she needs deportation.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)

A max burger has 3 beef patties. I was thinking the same thing about governments(monarchies) robbing Jews moreso than promoting conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (HUFx8)

192 I hate to break the bad news to Cher but they would need to take in more than one or two.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 11:46 AM (h5Lyp)

193 Sometimes Love just ain't enough..."

Huh.

/zombie Ike Turner

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)

194 If she could turn back time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK



LOL



don't go ,don't hurt me?

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)



Sometimes Love just ain't enough...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK

Love stinks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:47 AM (QLvwG)

195 babe , I love you so, I want you to know,

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:47 AM (r/xAU)

196 Newest poll has Sanders leading for the Dem nomination.

I really think he's far more of a front runner than people realize, I'd say his odds right now of being the Democrat nominee are 50/50.

Sanders really has an organization in those smaller caucuses, he won like 40% of the primaries against Hillary.

Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (UfkIY)

197 count Lol.

fk I hate you guys.

brain switches again.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (r/xAU)

198 Republicans get rich and then go into politics.
Democrats go into politics and then get rich.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)

199 Is the Bulwark endorsing AOC for 2020?

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9kpoj
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 11:30 AM

No, they're on the "Never Bernie" train lol
http://tinyurl.com/y3nosaz7
They also hope for a Trump primary challenger in that article. "Help us Obi-Wan Kasich, you're our only hope!"
Posted by: Grimaldi


I realize that it's dangerous to wish for something, cause you just might get it.

But, Katshitt has less of a chance now than he did in 2016, and it will offer an immediate contrast between Pres. Trump and his winning track record and the revived clown car.

I hope that he rises, just so Trump can play 'whack a mole'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (nEOLy)

200 >> 180 Whaddya mean "too much butter?" There is no such thing.

>> Right on, sister! *fistbump*
Posted by: Paula Dean

LOL. Two stick minimum.

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (o2vOl)

201 babe , I love you so, I want you to know,

Cock-a-doodle-doe

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (2NLdK)

202 A max burger has 3 beef patties."

Mel Burger, Tomball, Texas.

hmmmm..

when's lunch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

203 192 I hate to break the bad news to Cher but they would need to take in more than one or two.
..


Our turn at caravans.

A caravan of buses.

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (MAstk)

204 So, I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs........

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:49 AM (IXZGh)

205 Sometimes, you fool around and fall in love . . .

Posted by: Elvin Bishop at April 15, 2019 11:49 AM (QLvwG)

206 LOL. Two stick minimum."

Still talk'n 'bout me, huh?

/zombie Ike Turner

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)

207 i'm beggin you to stay

--
but she loves him..

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:49 AM (r/xAU)

208 I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs........"

Use your fav search for video of her in faux regalia lip syncing to "Half Breed"

She looked good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC)

209 Muslims would be the first to say that we are not brothers or sisters

-
New York Imam: Muslims Should Hate Non-Muslims

https://bit.ly/2UAPwfE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

210 So, I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs

***

I know she did a duet with Butt-Head.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (GEpFD)

211 204 So, I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs........ Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:49 AM (IXZGh)

I think I read somewhere that she doesn't like to listen to herself sing. So who is that person that does? Her voice is bad enough but I think she also got the reject songs no one else wanted.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (h5Lyp)

212 Not likely. Anyone who has been through the admissions wringer and then struggled to pay for attendance (that would probably be at least a plurality if not a majority of anyone who has been through that system over the past 20 years), a wealthy woman who never has to worry about making ends meet for junior's post-secondary school and moreover can just buy a way in for her under-qualified kid is not going to be a sympathetic character.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)

And this why those people fail, who try to draw a parallel between her actions, and those of the super-wealthy who endow entire buildings to get their spawn into college.

The "building for Junior" deal has been going on since universities existed, and it really doesn't present any impediment to your kid or mine getting a placement there. There's not enough of them in any one year, and also the new building actually adds capacity to the university, so it could, in principle, handle more students.

Loughlin and her co-accused have been gaming, well cheating, the competitive admissions system that is supposed to guarantee equal access to colleges on the basis of merit. For every one of their brats that gains admission through this fraud, a truly dseserving student is denied.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (TfwlC)

213 count Lol.

fk I hate you guys.

brain switches again.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:48 AM (r/xAU)

-----

Stand Tall.
Don you fa-a-a-a-a-all.
For gods sake dont you go and do something foolish.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

214 >> I hate you guys.
You flirt.

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (o2vOl)

215 192 I hate to break the bad news to Cher but they would need to take in more than one or two.

From each country according to their population, to each rich leftist according to their means.

Cher and Streisand get two hundred each. Better start getting the bunks installed, girls.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (8erNz)

216 JT, and I thought you were better than the rest!
--
well here comes your ghost again, and here I sit hand on the telephone..
--
your turn.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (r/xAU)

217 Mae West, Mae West's tits, and a very fortunate guy. Oh, and Cher has always been crazy, Sonny stuck with her because (A) She was the talented one and (2) the sex was awesome.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)

218 So, I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs....

Luck...

Worst of all.."Do you believe in life after ...shriek,shriek,shriek.. blown ear drums....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

219 But they've used them so often that nobody listens, and nobody cares.
_______

The trouble is that's not true. Unfortunately there are lots of idiots who do listen and believe and care. The brainwashing has gone on too long.

Also, RWR did fight back, but using a different method. He too made fun of them, but in a different style; one I expect he picked up from Will Rodgers. There is a huge gap in their personalities, but both do have entertainment backgrounds (also different). And they both used that, each in his own way.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (VaN/j)

220 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2019 11:29 AM (y7DUB)

Yeah, GoNadler showed he has rabbit ears, too. He could be reduced to a boiling vat of melted fat quickly.

Posted by: clutch at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (o4zxs)

221 Happy Patriot's Day to all you Massachusetts and Maine people! I'm in class, so missed watching the marathon and the Sox game, which were the traditional PD activities when I was in MA.

Posted by: Forsythian at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (j7kQ1)

222 Worst of all.."Do you believe in life after ...shriek,shriek,shriek.. blown ear drums....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

----

..... just like Jesse James....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

223 Cher needs to invite gypsies, tramps and thieves into her house.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

224 All you need is love

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (d7Ww2)

225
I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.

She's been getting dragged since she posted it.

Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

If she could turn back time...



She's heard it from the people of the town.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)

226 210 So, I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs

***

I know she did a duet with Butt-Head.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 15, 2019 11:50 AM (GEpFD)

https://youtu.be/ipr2uCdr_II

Posted by: josephistan at April 15, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

227 The "building for Junior" deal has been going on since universities existed, "

The Melon School for Business?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)

228 somewhere the down the road maybe it will find some meaning?


never lasted so loooong.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:53 AM (r/xAU)

229 A 'Cher' is a staple at female impersonator shows, so I've heard about.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:53 AM (QLvwG)

230 170
I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.







She's been getting dragged since she posted it.



Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)







If she could turn back time...



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019

*

*

. . .

"Baby, don't go . . ."





Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:42 AM





Three months later she's a gal in trouble...



Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2019

*
*
. . .

Time to ask the Dark Lady, who lights the candles one by one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2019 11:53 AM (elsTe)

231 well here comes your ghost again, and here I sit hand on the telephone..


Hearing a voice I'd known, a couple of lightyears ago, heading straight for a fall.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:53 AM (fuK7c)

232 "Cher and Streisand get two hundred each. Better start getting the bunks installed, girls..."JEM at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (8erNz)

Yep, wouldn't want to break up those families.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 11:54 AM (h5Lyp)

233 all you need is love,,,, love, love is all you need.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:54 AM (r/xAU)

234 but she loves him.. "

Love is a battlefield...or a rose. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)

235 Cher doesn't realize she would be opening the door to Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves were the Undocumented let into her community in Bel Air

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 15, 2019 11:54 AM (flINI)

236 204 So, I'm not really sorry that I don't know any Cher songs........

I have the original 45 of Madonna's 'Borderline/Lucky Star' in a box somewhere.

It's the only Madonna tunes I own.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (8erNz)

237 willow, you want good morons. Besides (the implied) lawful good, have you considered morons in the neutral good, chaotic good, and perhaps lawful neutral alignments?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (RQfnU)

238 Well I see the media is drooling in anticipation of the Mueller report being released... We all know there will be some snarky things in it that they can "pounce" on.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

239 Bander song of my life.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (r/xAU)

240 Wait -- I was told, right here on this smart military blog, that Mae West was a cross-dressing MAN. And not all that long ago.

If that is so, he sure had some nice moobs in that pic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (Z4rgH)

241 but she loves him.. "

Love is a battlefield...or a rose. Or something.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)

-----

Evvvvvvv Ery Rossssssse has its thorrrrrn.....

~Poison

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (8XRCm)

242 Let's be sure to remember Cher's offer, and hold her to it.

And if she by some chance comes through, throw that in the face of all the other lefties. Including EVERY candidate for the Presidency.

Love to hear why Kamala can't. Or Bernie. Or any of them.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (VaN/j)

243 Well I see the media is drooling in anticipation of the Mueller report being released... We all know there will be some snarky things in it that they can "pounce" on.
======

Will there be anything I can bounce on?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (vg8iE)

244 here comes your ghost again,

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (r/xAU)

245 237 willow, you want good morons. Besides (the implied) lawful good, have you considered morons in the neutral good, chaotic good, and perhaps lawful neutral alignments?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (RQfnU)

What about Chaotic Neutral?

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (HUFx8)

246 They say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned, our money's all been spent.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:56 AM (QLvwG)

247 Cher needs to realize that the rest of the country is in the same boat. We all have a backlog of issues that need addressing, and can't deal with more. You can't just insist that everyone else extend hospitality when you cannot.
--

If you point this out, she will blame Republicans.

All problems are caused by Republicans, and Democrats only improve things. Because they are completely detached from objective reality.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 15, 2019 11:56 AM (Z3zSO)

248 "Three months later she's a gal in trouble..."

And Papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done...

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 15, 2019 11:56 AM (gRs0Q)

249 but that's not unusual. It's just that the moon is full, and you happened to call.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:56 AM (fuK7c)

250 The entire point of Osama bin Laden's attack on 3,000 innocent Americans on 9/11 was that he was counting on a racist idiot like Trump to come along up to his ears in fear and bigotry and weaponize it against Muslims.

He's a disgusting little man and a shame on the human race.

--Mikel Jollet
__________________

No, you f*cking idiot, that was not bin Laden's purpose. Bin Laden wanted to kill as many Americans as possible, and bring down the U.S. economy, so that the U.S. would be de-stabliized and his fellow muslims could swoop in and begin the takeover, in preparation for the establishment of their worldwide islamic caliphate.

It wasn't a president like Trump that bin Laden was hoping for, but ones like George W. Bush and Barack Hussein Obama -- presidents who would aid and abet the islamic takeover of the U.S. by importing millions of foreign muslims into the U.S., and trying to shame and silence any Americans who objected by slandering them as "raaaaaacists!" and ludicrously insisting that "islam is a religion of peace!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (fqUgw)

251 What about Chaotic Neutral?
Posted by: Someguy



Wild beige?

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (NLLmE)

252 Let's be sure to remember Cher's offer, and hold her to it.

And if she by some chance comes through, throw that in the face of all the other lefties. Including EVERY candidate for the Presidency.

Love to hear why Kamala can't. Or Bernie. Or any of them.

***

Surely Algore can make some space in one of this many houses.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (GEpFD)

253

Bullitt on TCM tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (UFLLM)

254 A 'Cher' is a staple at female impersonator shows, so I've heard about.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:53 AM (QLvwG)


James May drove across the desert in a Land Rover to pick one up once.

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (IXZGh)

255 Dunca, I definitely prefer the lawful good, and chaotic is ok, but not chaotic to the point of war, i'm not an anarchist I like the country, but thinks we need some work

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (r/xAU)

256 246 They say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned, our money's all been spent.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:56 AM (QLvwG)

That explains the homelessness then.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)

257 Bullitt on TCM tonight.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits



Count the hubcaps.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (NLLmE)

258 here comes your ghost again"

With the rain?

/Eurythmics

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)

259
Arright guys.... gotta go fix things.

Laters

Posted by: fixerupper at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

260 Well I see the media is drooling in anticipation of the Mueller report being released... We all know there will be some snarky things in it that they can "pounce" on.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

But, there won't be anything actionable in it. Another, repeat X100, another dead end that they will use as a springboard to the next "The walls are closing in on Trump!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (3sjI6)

261 James May drove across the desert in a Land Rover to pick one up once.


Hah! That was a good one.

RIP Top Gear.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

262 251 What about Chaotic Neutral?
Posted by: Someguy

Wild beige?


Institutional Ennui.

Someone once somewhere wrote that when paint stores mix all the rejected/failed tinted paints and all the leftover/returned paints, they always come out to about the same shade of beige.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (8erNz)

263 Bander, I hate the heading straight for the fall section.

still it's a very real tune. and I relate.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (r/xAU)

264 Hah! That was a good one.

RIP Top Gear.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)


I still haven't watched any of the "new" shows on Amazon......

Posted by: Sponge at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (IXZGh)

265 Willow hates me. Sad panda.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (zMvJD)

266 If were going to talk about old songs, one of my favorites is The Day That Teddy Moore the Kennedy Threw Something Off the Chappaquiddick Bridge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

267 217 Mae West, Mae West's tits, and a very fortunate guy. Oh, and Cher has always been crazy, Sonny stuck with her because (A) She was the talented one and (2) the sex was awesome.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at April 15, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)


I think Cher was one of the first fake Indians. Back in the early 70s, she was running around in native regalia. But her last name is Sarkesian, or something like that. Armenian. Not exactly Comanche.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (9uIgQ)

268 I can't believe Cher hasn't deleted that tweet.

She's been getting dragged since she posted it.
Posted by: HA at April 15, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

You sure she wasn't getting drugged before she tweeted it? Old people handle drugs incredibly badly.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (3sjI6)

269 Nood.
Vajayjay can write. Oh, and Ace is up early for a Monday.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (jxbfJ)

270 183 92 Is the Bulwark endorsing AOC for 2020?
-------------------

No, they're on the "Never Bernie" train lol
http://tinyurl.com/y3nosaz7

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 15, 2019 11:45 AM (IyVz+)
-----------------------------------------
LOL.
I can't wait to vote for Bernie in the primaries.

Imagine the hilarity if the old Bolshie were to get the nom!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (Rxduq)

271
What is a 'Max Berger'?

It's a Whopper!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (aKsyK)

272 I still haven't watched any of the "new" shows on Amazon......


I watched the first couple. They weren't allowed to bring over the BBC IP, so there's no Stig, there's no Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, etc.

The gags were more hamfisted...it just wasn't the same. Not as good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (fuK7c)

273 James May drove across the desert in a Land Rover "

"Evoque" - with "design influences by Victoria Beckham"

Meh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)

274 Bullitt on TCM tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits

What engines did the cars supposedly have?

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 12:00 PM (ykq7q)

275 Willow hates me. Sad panda.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (zMvJD)

no! I count you as one of the good.

just leary of most.

Posted by: willow at April 15, 2019 12:01 PM (r/xAU)

276

Hooker: Faster, Faster!
Mistress: Slower, Slower!
Wife: Beige, Beige, I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 15, 2019 12:01 PM (UFLLM)

277

nooderiffic!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 15, 2019 12:01 PM (GAlP7)

278 Cher was one of the first fake Indians. "

Ahem.

Indian Reservation...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)

279 Hah! That was a good one.

RIP Top Gear.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)

I never saw Top Gear, because it came and went after my regular TV-viewing days ended, but it is really odd that, given the huge impact that automobiles have on our daily lives, that there haven't been a lot more explicitly car-themed shows on regular network television. Gearheads are pretty much limited to watching Speed Channel and some of the others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (TfwlC)

280 I love chocolate chip cookies but I'm not supposed to eat them now. I ordered some sugar free zero carb chocolate chip cookies from Amazon. There's a reason they put sugar in cookies.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (mpXpK)

281

Always thought Bette Midler ROCKED it when she did The Rose.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2019 12:03 PM (KATBx)

282 Wow. This thread reads like a gay sing-along.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (Fs5vw)

283 274 Bullitt on TCM tonight.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits

What engines did the cars supposedly have?


internal combustion

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (sGtp+)

284 I still wonder if Trump knows whats going to happen when he does stuff or if he just wings it and things kinda work out. Leaking that he thought about plunking illegals into sanctuary cities has all the leftists screaming EVERY ARGUMENT AGAINST ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. Was that on purpose or did it just work out that way?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+)

285
It's hard to top 'Religion of Peace' for 'The stupidest thing a President has said since Andrew Johnson was in office'.

Then W turned us normals into the enemy. We started seeing soldiers with loaded guns eyeing us in our airports and we had to start getting strip-searched and our deadly nail files confiscated while the people who should've been profiled were allowed to walk right on a plane with no hassle at all. And don't get me started on the Homeland Security apparatus that removed a lot of our freedoms. W was a globalist who wouldn't dare protect us as he should have.


If we'd had a real president, he would've nuked Medina the day after 9/11 and said "If there's another act of terrorism on our land, Mecca is next."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (HaL55)

286 ace up

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2019 12:05 PM (mpXpK)

287 I still haven't watched any of the "new" shows on Amazon......

The Grand Tour is quite good at times, though it's no longer as 'grounded' in the English sense of humor as Top Gear was for a while.

The first round of post-Clarkson Auntie Beeb Top Gear didn't really gel, I've heard it's much better now and want to check it out.

Top Gear was originally Quentin Willson, Tiff Needell, and a couple others, when they were shown the door in favor of Clarkson and crew they went off and did something called Fifth Gear, which was okay but clearly didn't have the British taxpayers' wallet funding it as Clarkson did.

Clarkson's had his fingers in a bunch of other interesting stuff, as have May and Hammond, check this one out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ztUlve9jc

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (8erNz)

288 internal combustion

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 12:04 PM (sGtp+)

awright youse, back to the peanut gallery

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (ykq7q)

289 The gags were more hamfisted...it just wasn't the same. Not as good.

Yeah it all feels a bit tired and forced. Some funny stuff but pretty far in between.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:06 PM (39g3+)

290
Count the hubcaps.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 11:58 AM (NLLmE)

And how many gears are on that Top Loader?

Posted by: clutch at April 15, 2019 12:07 PM (o4zxs)

291 Top Gear was originally Quentin Willson, Tiff Needell, and a couple others, when they were shown the door in favor of Clarkson and crew they went off and did something called Fifth Gear, which was okay but clearly didn't have the British taxpayers' wallet funding it as Clarkson did.

I like Fifth Gear quite a bit, its more about actual cars and information than blowing things up and the Stig.

The new Top Gear guys are actually finally quite good. That first year after Clarkson etc left was... awful. Shouty McLoudmouth screaming at you and 15 hosts, it was just terrible.

Its gelled pretty well with the new team now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2019 12:08 PM (39g3+)

292
Cary Grant & Mae West plus I'm guessing Paul Muni?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2019 12:08 PM (zBaqJ)

293 New hashtag:

#OrangeManGood

I swear he's a grand strategic genius on the par of a Ulysses Grant.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 15, 2019 12:08 PM (T09ml)

294 I never saw Top Gear, because it came and went after my regular TV-viewing days ended, but it is really odd that, given the huge impact that automobiles have on our daily lives, that there haven't been a lot more explicitly car-themed shows on regular network television.


Oh, Top Gear was awesome and I don't even care about cars. If you can find any of the real ones (Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May) you should totally watch.

In fact, hold still and I'll go find you a good one...

Here, the 50th anniversary of the Jaguar E-Type complete with a fly-by of Spitfires:

https://vimeo.com/68034189

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (fuK7c)

295 266 If were going to talk about old songs, one of my favorites is The Day That Teddy Moore the Kennedy Threw Something Off the Chappaquiddick Bridge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
_______

We used to sing "Ted the Magic Driver."

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 12:09 PM (VaN/j)

296 The Bullitt Charger--if the baddies were serious--would have sported the 375hp 440.

The other engine options were the 335hp 383 and the 230hp 318.


Not a Ford fan, but I believe the Rustangwould be 302 or 351.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2019 12:19 PM (KATBx)

297 246 They say our love won't pay the rent before it's earned, our money's all been spent.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2019 11:56 AM (QLvwG)

Go to your room.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2019 12:30 PM (C7rlo)

298 Yeah, a LOT of twitteratti are deleted their own tweets shortly after posting.

It's time to make screengrabs an Internet Must.

They are treating twitter like snapchat.

Posted by: geewhiz at April 15, 2019 12:32 PM (G2Sbo)

299 "They're trying to change the conversation to "speech
is violence" which is ridiculous in the face of what Omar was doing,
which was minimizing actual violence against Americans.



It's dumb strategy, but they can't just dump her without pissing off the activist left.



Trump's got them in a vice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 15, 2019 11:20 AM (q8oeS)"
There is a bit of the long term in it as well; they think the islamists are going to be a political ally for decades to come, and don't really fear them (any more than the euro has feared the vatican for the last century and a half). They assume they'll just play along in public and do whatever they want in private, as they always have.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 15, 2019 12:58 PM (eAshZ)

300 "Shoulda grabbed a screen shot."

Twitchy has it, via someone who did screenshot it.

Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2019 01:16 PM (R1Qer)

301 "As I look at the panel, and I'm grateful for your attendance, the--the eye would perceive that the seven of you have something in common. You appear to be white men. I may be mistaken"

x

If only one of the men raised his hand and said "I self identify as a Muslim Somali."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 15, 2019 01:46 PM (Z3zSO)

302 That photo of Grant and West is the publicity still used in the movie poster for 1933's "She Done Him Wrong".

Posted by: Reno_Dave at April 15, 2019 02:28 PM (YEhNg)

303 Cary Grant and Randolph Scott were "roommates" for many years. Neither was flaunting any heterosexuality.

Posted by: Uncle kenny at April 15, 2019 04:02 PM (PRDg/)

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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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