Trump: Because the Democrats Refuse to Act in the Face of a Border Crisis, I'm Thinking About Sticking All Illegals Into Sanctuary Cities

I don't know what he means. Perhaps he means the detention facilities for asylum seekers will be placed there?

Whatever he meant -- I at least agree with the spirit of it.




RedState quotes the open borders advocate Washington Post hypocritically whining about the proposal:

White House officials have tried to pressure U.S. immigration authorities to release detainees onto the streets of "sanctuary cities" to retaliate against President Trumpís political adversaries, according to Department of Homeland Security officials and email messages reviewed by The Washington Post.

Trump administration officials have proposed transporting detained immigrants to sanctuary cities at least twice in the past six months -- once in November, as a migrant caravan approached the U.S. southern border, and again in February, amid a standoff with Democrats over funding for Trumpís border wall.

Ah, okay, I guess he means that when he's forced to catch-and-release detainees, he'll ship them to sanctuary cities. Nothing will actually keep them there, but... people tend to stay in place, absent a compelling reason to move. And given that these are sanctuary cities, they'd have a good incentive to stay.

Question: If illegal aliens boost the economy, do not drain the welfare system, and commit crime at a lower rate than American citizens (whether natural-born or naturalized), shouldn't the sanctuary cities be excited to welcome their new prosperity-driving residents?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:33 PM




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1 Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2019 03:36 PM (gP/Z3)

2 I love our president!

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2019 03:36 PM (gP/Z3)

3 Genius. The reaction by the Left is a freak out of massive proportions which is a trap set by Trump since what is the purpose of having sanctuaries if not because you WANT these people that evil white America rejects? They hypocrisy is radiant.

Well played, Mr. President.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

4 I repeat my proposal. House them in college dorms, put the displaced students in common housing in the gym.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (t6MX/)

5 Oh, like they do with Hobos.

Give them a Bus Ticket.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (QPKL6)

6 Not In My Sanctuary City!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (1ISKN)

7 Do it!

Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (oTYTN)

8 Sanctuary cities deserve it.... Good and Hard, lol.

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (gP/Z3)

9 BUT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN FLORIDA, TEXAS, AND OHIO BLUE!!!!!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (UnA8+)

10 Here, democrats, I got you this nice rake. Why don't you go stomp on it for a while?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 03:37 PM (1ISKN)

11 "hypocritically whining" - an apt description of all the Left does

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (XKZwp)

12 This is what I'm talking about. Buy land in blue state sanctuary cities, set up facilities there, then release to areas around the city. Make them feel the pain. DO. IT.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

13 release detainees onto the streets of "sanctuary cities" to retaliate "

"Retaliate"? But they love illegals, so they're all for it, right?

Pudding status: dipped

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (6qErC)

14 "Be careful what you wish for" is an old saying. The Democrats are learning it for the first time, I gather.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (2fs3P)

15
What.... there's no "emergency". So there cant be THAT many of them....../S

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

16 Do.It.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (BXMxN)

17 new thread already?


gotta move quick around here to keep up!


kicking Leftie azz is hard work, isn't it, Mr. President?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (sy5kK)

18 Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Sanctuary Nimrods at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (t6MX/)

19 don't most immigrants tend to flock to the big cities anyway? Turn blue states bluer

Posted by: Charlie Buttocks at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (LSeSU)

20 The lefties are having a shit fit now, so Trump's got to compromise.

He should say he'll only send the terrorists, gangbangers, sex traffickers, convicts, and disease carriers to sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (hjaPQ)

21 Troller In Chief, But of course DemoCRAZY'S think he is STOOPID

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (BqBId)

22 Let them eat Tortilla.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (QPKL6)

23 Do it, PDT.

Obama resettled people as punishment for years; just look at a map of where they sent people.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (eAshZ)

24 He said the Feds can only hold illegals for 20 days, and asylum hearings take many months to even be scheduled (too few judges, and lefty lawyers are turning every arrest into a fake asylum claim to deliberately overwhelm the system). So illegals must be released into the United States, according to law.

Trump is simply proposing to release them in San Francisco. Instead of Non-sanctuary flyover communities, where the crime isn't wanted, like Des Moines, Ia, or Canton, Oh, or Birmingham, Al.

Posted by: New York Times at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (Z216Q)

25 there's gonna be a lot more shit on the sidewalks in seattle.

better get my boots on

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (d7Ww2)

26 WHY NOT ?
Obama bum rushed Minnesota into taking the Somalis

Posted by: Big Star at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (nb8+g)

27 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (yv6t0)

28 Reminds me of the "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room" line from Doctor Strangelove.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (xPl2J)

29 OK, so it isn't "presidential" in the old sense. But sometimes the things he does just crack me up!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (xptlg)

30 Now this. THIS would be a manufactured crisis. A beautiful manufactured crisis. Luxurious. Like you wouldn't believe.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)

31 Hawaii. No chance of escape and Hawaii is already Blue anyway.

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (7HtZB)

32 It was a great idea, until Trump said it was his. Now it is a terrible idea.


At least the Left is consistent.


What will they do when he cures cancer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (sy5kK)

33
Retaliate? I thought immigrants added to the richness of diversity in our communities?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (TAmPV)

34 Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (elsTe)

35 he'll only send the terrorists, gangbangers, sex traffickers, convicts, and disease carriers "

You left out Methodists...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (6qErC)

36 #I'llPickLettuceWithYou

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 03:40 PM (QPKL6)

37 filthy NYT sock removal

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 12, 2019 03:40 PM (Z216Q)

38 Well, when God wants to punish us, He gives us what we pray for ...

Therefore,
Trump == God,
QED!

Posted by: Adriane the Toemaytoe Tamatoe Critic ... at April 12, 2019 03:40 PM (LPnfS)

39 I have a totally non-homo man-crush on our President.

Not Sorry.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:40 PM (fF3XF)

40 Drop them in Malibu.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

41 I told Mrs. BewalskiBot that this would be the solution three days ago. we need a continuous bus drop off at EACH and EVERY democrat congress senate critter's front door until they unfvck the laws.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we Todd did at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (td8Ta)

42 As long as it happens in states that are already solidly blue. I don't want them infecting red or purple states.

San Fran=good; Houston=bad. (I don't even know if Houston is a sanctuary city, but you know what I mean.)

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (MpWTy)

43 This is AWESOME!

He doesn't have to do it - all he has to do is say he's thinking of doing them and then stand back while they self-own.

Not tired of #Winning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (W+vEI)

44 What will they do when he cures cancer?"

Medical professionals hardest hit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (6qErC)

45 Malibu for the first ginormous Judicial Review Detention Center. Then Martha's Vineyard. Inmates are allow to wander the towns until their court date occurs. There will be loud music too!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

46 And specifically release them in areas where big-money Dem donors live. Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Marin County, etc, etc.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)

47 Trump has been listening to the Kinks.

Give the people what they want.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (D5Ogr)

48 All those people with hate has no home here signs best prepare rooms.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (JgA4k)

49 Anybody have a list of places that have declared themselves as sanctuary cities?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (3U22A)

50 How you liking the new rules, "Hate Has No Home Here" virtue signallers?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (fF3XF)

51 he'll only send the terrorists, gangbangers, sex traffickers, convicts, and disease carriers "

You left out Methodists...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (6qErC)

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And the Irish

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (flINI)

52 #ClowardPivenIsA2WayStreetBtchezzzzzz

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (W+vEI)

53 The reason this sanctuary city shit is happening is because when the first mayor (was it Gavin Newsome in SF?) started this he wasn't hauled off to jail by US Marshalls and told that he was a little big for his britches in thinking that he could set immigration policy for the fucking country.

I figured this out long ago, but in all humbleness, I have to admit it is because I graduated Summa Cum Laud from the 3rd grade. So I do have an advantage.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (hzVKs)

54 More votes for the democrats if you believe that illegals have been voting.

Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4+mD5)

55 Drop them in the rich enclaves from SF south along the peninsula. And Marin county.. especially Mill Valley and Tiburon.

Posted by: 13times at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (K3B2k)

56 This is one of those rare times where I wish President Trump did not tweet - I wish he had just simply done it and told people after the fact. If illegal aliens have to be released per law then why not send them to a community that wants them like a sanctuary city. MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (2RvNA)

57
And specifically release them in areas where big-money Dem donors live. Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Marin County, etc, etc.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)


Don't forget Seattle and Portland.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (TAmPV)

58 50
How you liking the new rules, "Hate Has No Home Here" virtue signallers?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (fF3XF)

*quietly removes "Hate Has No Home Here" sign*

Posted by: Progtards at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (t6MX/)

59 Alinsky #4 - Make the other side live by their own rules.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (W+vEI)

60 GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=mYS6ifV9IN0

Posted by: THE O'JAYS at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (QPKL6)

61 Commit the entire HHS and DHS budgets to constructing enormous, squalorous complexes of high-rise tower blocks in wealthy tony Leftist zip codes. A Cabrini Favela on every upscale pedestrian mall!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

62 It would be like someone handing you a million dollars and then you tell them, "No, No. I only want the money if I , uh, earn every penny myself."

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (xptlg)

63 http://bit.ly/2DeBNk6
*****
Man Attempts to Light His Jacket on Fire Outside the White House
****
Late Last Thread

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (BqBId)

64 What did WaPo have to say when the JEF intentionally turned Minnesota into Somalia with lakes and mosquitoes and scattered MS-13 all across the Country?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (6csDQ)

65 Anybody have a list of places that have declared themselves as sanctuary cities?
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix



California

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (dDUXP)

66 as some other brilliant moron said earlier today

Darn you Trump you got your Alinsky in my Cloward Piven!

Seriously. Are you not entertained?

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (Xct+I)

67 He said the Feds can only hold illegals for 20 days, and asylum hearings take many months to even be scheduled (too few judges, and lefty lawyers are turning every arrest into a fake asylum claim to deliberately overwhelm the system). So illegals must be released into the United States, according to law.



I don't understand why Trump doesn't crank out judges for asylum hearings by the thousands. They aren't really judges, just "administrative judges". Just deputize a bunch of retired border guards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (yv6t0)

68 as a native of Lost Angels, #Failifornia, i say DO IT!!!

i wanna hear my leftard neighbors scream when they get everything they voted for... because they're assholes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (ER1jH)

69 That's cum laude, btw. Sheesh.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (hzVKs)

70 Power corrupts, and absolute power results in dangerously hare-brained schemes like this one, in which people fleeing violence are cynically used as political pawns.

- Adam Schiff


Schiff-for-brains is an idiot and an asshole. There is no "war" these people are fleeing. There is no valid asylum claim. They're rushing towards the Land of Big Freebie.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (uGHnY)

71 48 All those people with hate has no home here signs best prepare rooms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (JgA4k)

Oh, those places should be SPECIFICALLY targeted. If they object just point to the sign and say "Immigration is an act of love, and hate has no home here, so you MUST take them!"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

72
How you liking the new rules, "Hate Has No Home Here" virtue signallers?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (fF3XF)

*quietly removes "Hate Has No Home Here" sign*


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I guess Juan and Jose dont have a home there either, huh.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

73 I repeat my proposal. House them in college dorms, put the displaced students in common housing in the gym.

Just like in that college documentary, Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (9t0Zz)

74 Since the Constitution has been over ruled by the Telephone can we house and quarter them in private residences? C'mon, lets visit some reality on the totalitarian snowflakes. Just get the Dem Voter rolls and start delivering diversity. If they refuse publically arrest them for RACISM!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

75 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED????????????

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (BqBId)

76 off sock

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (uGHnY)

77 69 That's cum laude, btw. Sheesh.
Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (hzVKs)

Come loud? Wha?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

78 Commit the entire HHS and DHS budgets to constructing enormous, squalorous complexes of high-rise tower blocks in wealthy tony Leftist zip codes. A Cabrini Favela on every upscale pedestrian mall!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Screw building. Hand out tents and blankets.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (dDUXP)

79 Anybody have a list of places that have declared themselves as sanctuary cities?
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix

Zerohedge has a pic of the US pointing out sanctuary cities, but I kinda doubt it has all of them.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (SzCD0)

80 Crikey! Glad we moved from the Houston area. Somebody barricade 59North.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (cPESY)

81 Buy land in blue state sanctuary cities, set up facilities there, then release to areas around the city. Make them feel the pain. DO. IT.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

Give them nothing. Seize state and local facilities. Offer inadequate compensation. My idea of putting the immigrants right in politician's homes won't fly, but this is a close second.

Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (6n54H)

82 45 Malibu for the first ginormous Judicial Review Detention Center. Then Martha's Vineyard. Inmates are allow to wander the towns until their court date occurs. There will be loud music too!
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

Can we get one of those big speakers that do the Muzzie Call to Prayer 5 times a day?


Ooh! Can we? can we?

Posted by: Tolerant Lefties and other children at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)

83 21
Troller In Chief, But of course DemoCRAZY'S think he is STOOPID

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 12, 2019

*
*
. . .
My friend the socialist who is old enough to know better has actually said the Trump is "illiterate." Mr. Socialist is a writer and he knows what that word literally means, so he's exaggerating; but it's annoying. When he says "Trump is an idiot," I say, "Funny, then, how he was able to build a multi-billion-dollar business empire with the money his father left him. If he were stupid and illiterate, wouldn't he have spent most of it on hookers and blow, and just wasted the rest, as the old joke goes?"


He has no answer for that.


I'll give him that he realized in 2016 that Cankles was a horrible and dangerous candidate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (elsTe)

84 And Retardo with the incisive jab to kill the deal. Who do you think sanctuary cities vote for now, Retardo?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (hjaPQ)

85 While they're at it-- could they please *relocate* all the ones Bammy dropped everywhere-- turn them loose in the "sanctuary" too?

Posted by: JQ at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (gP/Z3)

86 Send them to live next to Lori Loughlin.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (hzVKs)

87
i wanna hear my leftard neighbors scream when they get everything they voted for...

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Which is why they are moving to Austin and Denver and Boise.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)

88 Think of the damage to property values!!

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (e1q4h)

89 Slightly OT: I heard Noah Rothman say that he (agreeing with the New York Times) thinks that last month's illegals were causing no "crisis", there weren't enough of them. Only now, with this month's numbers can we begin calling it a crisis. What a great brain on that guy, huh?!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (xptlg)

90 More votes for the democrats if you believe that illegals have been voting.

Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4+mD5)



Sure Joe, but it's packing. It's not like we will loose California or New York's electoral votes over it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (yv6t0)

91 Is it that sanctuary cities are that bad or is it just a NIMBY thing ?
Afterall, this is all a manufactured crisis, so there can't be that many.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (QkjLD)

92 A Cabrini Favela on every upscale pedestrian mall!†
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Order the malls to let illegals stay there at night. †

Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (6n54H)

93 Stay on offense. Bob and weave.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (B27Wh)

94 78 Commit the entire HHS and DHS budgets to constructing enormous, squalorous complexes of high-rise tower blocks in wealthy tony Leftist zip codes. A Cabrini Favela on every upscale pedestrian mall!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Screw building. Hand out tents and blankets.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (dDUXP)

Take their mansions by eminent domain to house detained illegals.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

95 70 Power corrupts, and absolute power results in dangerously hare-brained schemes like this one, in which people fleeing violence are cynically used as political pawns.

- Adam Schiff

A soulless imbecile is pretending to care about people.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (JgA4k)

96 To "raimondo", the word "reasoning" means salt, pepper and a touch of cumin.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (Ckg4U)

97 There need to be expressed buses from the border to Georgetown, Bethesda, Pacific Heights, Malibu, Portland...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (q3P4d)

98 Give them nothing. Seize state and local facilities. Offer inadequate compensation. My idea of putting the immigrants right in politician's homes won't fly, but this is a close second.
Posted by: trev006


Governor mansions in blue states.

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (e1q4h)

99 Come loud? Wha?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019

*
*
. . .
My ex-wife told me I always did. (So did she.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (elsTe)

100 Well, when God wants to punish us, He gives us what we pray for ...

Therefore,
Trump == God Emperor,
QED!

Posted by: Adriane the Toemaytoe Tamatoe Critic ... at April 12, 2019 03:40 PM (LPnfS)
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FIFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (ER1jH)

101 DJT is just forcing them to show their hypocrisy

He is playing chess, and they are trying to eat the chess pieces.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (LWu6U)

102 More votes for the democrats if you believe that illegals have been voting.
Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4+mD5)

Places like Cali and MA, where no actual Republican has a chance of winning anyway. Not seeing a downside here.

Would love to see a bunch of them dumped into Hawaii as well.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (fF3XF)

103
Send them to live next to Lori Loughlin.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (hzVKs)


San Quentin?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

104 Here are the Sanctuary Cities: http://tinyurl.com/y22mgopm
Berkley, CA
Los Angeles, CA
San Francisco, CA
Santa Ana, CA
Aurora, CO
Hartford, CT
New Haven, CT
Washington, D.C.
Alachua, FL
Miami, FL
Iowa City, IA
Chicago, IL
New Orleans, LA
Amherst, MA
Boston, MA
Cambridge, MA
Lawrence, MA
Northhampton, MA
Somerville, MA
Minneapolis MN
St. Paul, MN
Baltimore, MD
Detroit, MI
Lansing, MI
Newark, NJ
Benalillo, NM
San Miguel, NM
Ithaca, NY
New York City, NY
Springfield, OR
Philadelphia, PA
Providence, RI
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
Monteplier, VT
Winooski, VT
Milwaukee, WI

Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we Todd did at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (td8Ta)

105 Commit the entire HHS and DHS budgets to constructing enormous, squalorous complexes of high-rise tower blocks in wealthy tony Leftist zip codes. A Cabrini Favela on every upscale pedestrian mall!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Screw building. Hand out tents and blankets.
=======
And one more item to hand out, directions to Nancy Pelosi's house.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (Xct+I)

106 After all, Illegals commit less crime then icky citizens.

Posted by: nip at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (DfGpI)

107 Screw building. Hand out tents and blankets.


I've always wanted to send them to Alaska with axes and shovels.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (yv6t0)

108 Ilhan Omar, walking talking prolf that cultures are not equal.

Posted by: JEM at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (8Wb+m)

109 After all, Illegals commit less crime then icky citizens.



and they're harder working.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (yv6t0)

110 The Comedian in Chief. This guy is a delight.

Aggressives: No walls! Sanctuary cities!

Trump: Okay: Here! Have these mobs of people!

Aggressives: Uhh...

Bonus: illegals and aggressives already gathered together in easily-enclosed urban camps.

Posted by: mindful webworker's working on the details at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (GvEen)

111 there's gonna be a lot more shit on the sidewalks in seattle.

Every weekday on the way to work I walk past a homeless camp. It reeks of piss and weed, and there are piles of pigeon shit everywhere because they feed from the garbage the homeless people throw out.

The tents are right on the sidewalk and nobody says, "boo" because Seattle.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (9t0Zz)

112
Hey ..... assholes. It says right it the Constitution that "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house".

Says NOTHING about Illegal Aliens. So.


OPEN UP!!!! WE HAVE A NEW TENANT FOR YOU!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

113 Governor mansions in blue states.

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (e1q4h)
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and the mayor's house here in Lost Angels.

Garcetti comes from a wealthy family, so he won't be homeless, but it would serve his sorry ass right if he was.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (ER1jH)

114 Great way to expose leftist hypocrisy and elitism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2019 03:48 PM (4TiMR)

115 80
Crikey! Glad we moved from the Houston area. Somebody barricade 59North.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (cPESY)
Is TX safe for "red staters" any more? Houston is going left, San Antonio and Austin appear to be lost.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 03:48 PM (jxbfJ)

116 I've always thought local government's role was to maintain infrastructure, pick up garbage, provide security services, govern development and provide for schools.

When did councils get the impression they have more important things to do than those?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 03:48 PM (JgA4k)

117 97 There need to be expressed buses from the border to Georgetown, Bethesda, Pacific Heights, Malibu, Portland...
-------------------
I'm thinking we use trailers with cages on them just for the visuals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)

118 "White House officials have tried to pressure U.S. immigration
authorities to release detainees onto the streets of "sanctuary cities""

Dump them all in San Francisco and Portland......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (JUOKG)

119 And one more item to hand out, directions to Nancy Pelosi's house.

And a ladder to get over her wall, in order the punch the irony to 11.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (ZGrMX)

120
@104



I don't think Miami is a sanctuary city anymore

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (TAmPV)

121 Posted by: bonhomme


are you coming to the PNW MoMe in May?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (d7Ww2)

122 And given that these are sanctuary cities, they'd have a good incentive to stay.
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I hope someone's thought ahead and made sure we're talking about sanctuary cities in blue states like California only, since the illegals will be certain to vote (D) in 2020.

Posted by: Methos at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (kOpft)

123 Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we Todd did at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (td8Ta)

Didn't Miami reverse?

Posted by: HA at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

124 Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we Todd did at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (td8Ta)
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your list is inaccurate: the entire state of #Failifornia is a sanctuary.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (ER1jH)

125 >>This is one of those rare times where I wish President Trump did not tweet - I wish he had just simply done it and told people after the fact.


If he did it, then he would own any crime committed by one of these illegal aliens (let's not pretend the MSM wouldn't have double standards on this).

However, by simply *suggesting* that he may do it, he gets the MSM discussing it, and the potential recipients in all sanctuary cities attempting to say "NO!" while not being hypocritical.

Love it!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

126
San Francisco, open your golden gateYou'll let nobody wait outside your doorSan Francisco, here is your wanderin' oneSaying I'll wander no more.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (so+oy)

127 This is fun.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

128 I like it.

Dump the Shitholnistas in Shitholeville, USA.

I'd bring in 100,000 Somalian Muzzies to San Francisco as well and just dump the f*ckers out on a street corner.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (YA914)

129 I freaking LOVE it. Progs do love their virtue-signalling because it basically costs them nothing. Trump, if he follows through with this, just cut up their virtue-signaling credit card. After all, if you love these poor sparks of humanity so much, and want to help them so badly, then you should have no problem taking in as many as we can throw at you.

Their howls of outrage in the face of the possibility that they may have to start actually PRACTICING what they preach really says it all!

Posted by: Andrew Prunier at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (GefuU)

130 Is TX safe for "red staters" any more? "

No. Things here are really, really bad. It's hot, and rednecks drive pick'em'ups. With gunz n' stuff.

And people say things like "have a blessed day" when you check out at HEB (which is obviously semantic. Or something)

So stay away. Please. It's for your own good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (6qErC)

131 Have the mayors of sanctuary cities been assured ICE will not be violating their sensibilities by coming to pick any of them up?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)

132 picture Ethel Merman seeing that San Fran song!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (so+oy)

133 Zerohedge has a pic of the US pointing out sanctuary cities, but I kinda doubt it has all of them.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 03:44 PM (SzCD0)

-------------------------

Atlanta is not officially a sanctuary city, but the Mayor has ordered Atl. PD not to assist ICE in any way and ICE may not use any city facilities to do their job (jails, etc.). I'm sure there are a bunch of larger cities that are not officially declared sanctuary, but in practice are run as one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (6csDQ)

134 singing!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2019 03:50 PM (so+oy)

135 111-I have fantasies of renting a water truck with really nice side spraying nozzles.

Posted by: nip at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (DfGpI)

136 126 >>This is one of those rare times where I wish President Trump did not tweet - I wish he had just simply done it and told people after the fact.


Obama did it... He quietly dumped them on red states

Posted by: Swalwell at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

137 Pencil-neck: Power corrupts, and absolute power results in dangerously hare-brained schemes like this one, in which people fleeing violence are cynically used as political pawns.

Douche-nozzle - you were perfectly fine when the milk-chocolate messiah used the power of the Fed.Gov to force states to take-in refugees from Somalia. In this case, Donnie TwoScoops in giving you what you claim you want - all the illegal aliens your bleeding hearts could want.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (fF3XF)

138 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (uopCm)

139 Make Harvard house 10 or 20 thousand of the Mayans. They've got money coming out of their ears.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (2LelM)

140 Yeah, come to New Orleans, we'll rob ya blind.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (1ISKN)

141 More votes for the democrats if you believe that illegals have been voting.
Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4+mD5)

Believe??

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 03:51 PM (SzCD0)

142 Dear 104,
I should have expected it.
-- a Noo Awlins Dweller

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (elsTe)

143 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (1XAal)

144 22 Let them eat Tortilla.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 03:38 PM (QPKL6)


"E.L. Fudge!"

- - Mrs. Beto O'Rourke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (zBaqJ)

145 #winning

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (KUaJL)

146 90 Sure Joe, but it's packing. It's not like we will loose California or New York's electoral votes over it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:45 PM (yv6t0)

Yeah, but he believes that the National Popular Vote compact will pass before 2020.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (UnA8+)

147 111 there's gonna be a lot more shit on the sidewalks in seattle.

Every weekday on the way to work I walk past a homeless camp. It reeks of piss and weed, and there are piles of pigeon shit everywhere because they feed from the garbage the homeless people throw out.



You say that like it was a bad thing. We call it diversity. Where else can you find the mix of poop and weed wisping in the cool morning air?

Posted by: Seattle City Council and Mayor at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (sy5kK)

148 there's gonna be a lot more shit on the sidewalks in seattle.



Every weekday on the way to work I walk past a homeless camp. It
reeks of piss and weed, and there are piles of pigeon shit everywhere
because they feed from the garbage the homeless people throw out.



The tents are right on the sidewalk and nobody says, "boo" because Seattle.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (9t0Zz)


I was there this last weekend with the wife. Heartbreaking to see what's being done to what was IMO one of America's most beautiful cities. And in such a short time. I moved from there back in '04 and it was nothing like this. How quickly things can collapse.

Incidentally, there is none of this in any of the swankier surrounding areas like Mercer Island or Bellevue. Apparently there still are some standards, just not for the 'average working man' that the Democrats profess to support so much.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (hzVKs)

149
So..... what if we dumped them in Chicago ? ?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

150 124
Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we Todd did at April 12, 2019 03:47 PM (td8Ta)



Didn't Miami reverse?

Posted by: HA


The article I linked was dated April, 2017 - so probably out of date and wrong-ish.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we Todd did at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (td8Ta)

151 Drop a couple of thousand off in Baltimore just for the comedy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

152 The illegals can build their own camps that can later be used for re-education camps when aoc becomes president and supervised by her vice president ilmar oman.

Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (4+mD5)

153 Sanctuary cities a blue crap holes
Send in the illegals!

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (1XAal)

154 31 Hawaii. No chance of escape and Hawaii is already Blue anyway.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2019 03:39 PM (7HtZB)



Puerto Rico.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ)

155 Whoo boy lots of things here.


Grump there is a capability of quickly deputizing retired/former immigration judges to serve.


BP does have some discretion at directing catch-and-release releasees, so mechanically, this "targeted release" might work, to some extent.


Closing the border remains the only radical option likely to have quick impact. Trump always mentions Dems in his twattery, but of course, mysteriously, some other party had 2 years of both houses to send him desperately needed reforms - and didn't. And, AFAIK, the WH didn't even *request* these changes in its parleying over the multi-agency appropriations bill (the one that disastrously also put off barrier funding until after the mid-terms).


And Trump talks a bit of trash about the courts, but does nothing. His DOJ hasn't even used available methods to increase public attention and political pressure on the judiciary, as its usurpations, legislation, and vandalism have grown more and more spectacular. Absent credible threat of repudiation, the judiciary is now comfortably in control, on the big issues. Complete constitutional dissolution.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

156 Rush's opening monologue was largely about this idea. He loved it - thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (sjdRT)

157 How you liking the new rules, "Hate Has No Home Here" virtue signallers?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (fF3XF)


I like my sign better-


Hate has no home here, but Vengeance has a master suite.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (9Om/r)

158 willowed from last thread:

As regards "totes not spying," it's not worthy of argument. I'm
perfectly fine telling any shit-for-brains that I don't need xir sorry
dumb ass to tell me what "spying" means, so lol, fuck you.
IMO,
it's well past the time, too, to quit assigning any truth value to
anything any of them say. It's not true, it's not false, it's simply
strategic behavior in service to power and wealth and its accumulation.
Other than as a reminder of their goals, it has no useful content.


In other words, "lol, fuck you" every time.

Posted by: Hugh Tootooie at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (hu22E)

159 150
So..... what if we dumped them in Chicago ? ?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm)


To Luis Guti-EEEEER-ez!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (zBaqJ)

160 152 Drop a couple of thousand off in Baltimore just for the comedy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

Could Baltimore get any worse?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

161 74 Since the Constitution has been over ruled by the Telephone can we house and quarter them in private residences? C'mon, lets visit some reality on the totalitarian snowflakes. Just get the Dem Voter rolls and start delivering diversity. If they refuse publically arrest them for RACISM!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

Finally, my day has come.

Posted by: 3rd Amendment at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (3+8Ln)

162 It really doesn't matter if he does it now. They've already given him a win by whining about it and looking like hypocrites.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (xPl2J)

163 Democrats oppose this because concentrating them in sanctuary cities
will not garner any new electoral college votes in their favor.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (uGHnY)

164

Oh, and speaking only for myself as a Trump voter in a sanctuary city: Do it man. I don't care if you turn my city into devastated poverty stricken third-world war zone.

Denver deserves it. Stick it to these bastards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

165 Governor mansions in blue states.

Posted by: the Woodpecker at April 12, 2019 03:46 PM (e1q4h)

Taxpayer funded! I approve.

Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (6n54H)

166 Washington, DC seems like the best place on that list.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (1ISKN)

167 Worth remembering that "sanctuary cities" started when we were fighting against the Communists in Central America.

And a fair number of these "refugees" were awfully interested in the military bases around Los Angeles and San Francisco. Amazing how poor, maltreated refugees could somehow afford Nikon and Minolta cameras, and were seen photographing the comings and goings of senior officers here and there

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (WkAk6)

168 I'd vote Philadelphia but then right well know they will creep into the suburbs real fast.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 03:54 PM (BbGew)

169 couldn't you see Mittens doing this?

Posted by: Avi at April 12, 2019 03:54 PM (kSq2k)

170 josephistan #31:
Hawaii. No chance of escape and Hawaii is already Blue anyway.

Hawaiians say: Yes let them in the USA, but, oh no, not here.

Should Hawaii be a Sanctuary State?
PragerU's Will Witt is hard at work, even when he's in Hawaii. See what the locals had to say about illegal immigration and sanctuary status.
https://youtu.be/JvHuX1LWcGQ

Posted by: mindful webworker's laying lying lei lines at April 12, 2019 03:54 PM (GvEen)

171 are you coming to the PNW MoMe in May?

It's very kind of you to ask, but probably not. I barely go to extended family events.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2019 03:54 PM (9t0Zz)

172 The wealthy suburbs of Boston that all voted (in shows of moral preening) to make themselves sanctuaries should be forced to take them in. Then watch them squirm and try to avoid saying "not in my backyard". Call them on their bluffs, Trump.

Posted by: bebo at April 12, 2019 03:54 PM (psJuX)

173 Speaking for Arizona and other Western states -- this is to be applauded AND should be accompanied by the rapid building of a wall along the California border.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (AU8g4)

174 142 More votes for the democrats if you believe that illegals have been voting.
Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:42 PM (4+mD5)

Believe??




We are already turning elections to our paymasters of the Blue states. All part of the plan.

Posted by: Motor Voter states - aka, "Blue States". at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (sy5kK)

175 The illegals can build their own camps that can later be used for re-education camps when aoc becomes president and supervised by her vice president ilmar oman.
Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (4+mD5)

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Wow.... VERY good. NO misspelled words. But we need to revisit the capitalization rules now dont we.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

176 160 152 Drop a couple of thousand off in Baltimore just for the comedy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

Could Baltimore get any worse?
----------------------
Replaying the Aztec Conquest might make a dent for the better in Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (2LelM)

177 Didn't Obamarama do this? Just toss them wherever he believed the conservatives/GOP had a big population?

Hey, I think it's a great idea. I stand behind this. Haha.

Can you imagine Jeb! doing any of this or fighting at all? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (s2J6c)

178 when aoc becomes president


Heh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (yv6t0)

179 Ugh. I hate too much.

The Metropolitan grill is awesome/dangerous. Go eat there if you are ever in Seattle.

Best beef ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)

180 Catch and release right into the Sanctuary Cities, and as someone else commented somewhere, tell them if they are caught outside those cities by law enforcement, that's Instant Deportation and a Permanent Ban in Entry to them and all their generations.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (Y3hKx)

181 Vacation starts in 34 minutes!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (dDUXP)

182 >>Wow.... VERY good. NO misspelled words. But we need to revisit the capitalization rules now dont we.

Check again. You'd think he's know how to spell the name of the person he believes is going to be AOC's VP.

Posted by: John Wick at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

183 141
Yeah, come to New Orleans, we'll rob ya blind.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019

*
*
. . .

This town's been doing that since Katrina. High rents, low salaries, high house prices on dumps a feral cat wouldn't live in, parking meters in shopping districts active on Saturday, a fee each way on the formerly free-to-pedestrians river ferry. All on top of broken streets, sickening traffic, savage heat and humidity, and occasional whirling storms.


And people wonder why I want to leave.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (elsTe)

184 Puerto Rico.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


BRILLIANT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (d7Ww2)

185 >>Hawaiians say: Yes let them in the USA, but, oh no, not here.


Obama was shipping unaccompanied minor illegals to Hawaii and Alaska. He was making sure every damn state had to deal with his manufactured mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (W+vEI)

186 Swalwell sock - actually, there were court cases of states resisting "refugee" and UAC alien placement, against federal will. So directing the flow to specific locales is both lawful and mechanically feasible.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (QDnY+)

187 157 How you liking the new rules, "Hate Has No Home Here" virtue signallers?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:41 PM (fF3XF)


I like my sign better-


Hate has no home here, but Vengeance has a master suite.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 03:53 PM (9Om/r)

That's it, I'm naming my next dog 'Hate'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK8)

188 At one time Sessions was planning a massive increase in immigration judges near the border, but Trump nixed the deal. I don't know why.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (hjaPQ)

189 More votes for the democrats if you believe that illegals have been voting.

Mi voto es no secreto, gringo!

Posted by: Juan from California at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (O2RFr)

190 All aboard the red measles express!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (q3P4d)

191 To really be effective, you need a taco launcher and 500 pregnant Mexicans aimed right at Nancy Pelosi's estate.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (1k8Fo)

192 The lefties are having a shit fit now, so Trump's got to compromise.

He should say he'll only send the terrorists, gangbangers, sex traffickers, convicts, and disease carriers to sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Because to send the "regular" illegals who are just yearning to breath free would be "cruel" in the words of Lunatic Julian Castro.

I like this plan.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (Y3hKx)

193 "White House officials have tried to pressure U.S. immigration authorities...."


Because EVERYTHING Trump does is sinister and nefarious

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (T09ml)

194 Is TX safe for "red staters" any more?

Yes, almost all of the surrounding areas are red and likely red. With all that Beto received in help, he still lost to Ted Cruz.

But we can't be complacent, that's for certain.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (cPESY)

195 Drop a couple of thousand off in Baltimore just for the comedy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

______

Actually they would most likely improve Bawlmer

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (flINI)

196 Central Park could handle at least 400 to 500 thousand without breaking a sweat. It would take a shit lot of Port a Potties but it would be the woke thing to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)

197 Does anyone else remember when the left (and media, BIRM) was telling us that the ONLY people allowed to make and enforce immigration laws was the executive branch?

I think it had to do with Arizona and/or Judge Whats-His-Name wanting to deport illegals. Or lock them up?

Life comes at you fast, huh?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (xptlg)

198
What's particularly delicious about this is the effect on the taxpayers who are left holding the bag - especially now that they can no longer deduct state taxes from their federal returns.

California is taxing everything that ain't nailed down to the hilt now.

Suck it, Leftists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (zBaqJ)

199 The wealthy suburbs of Boston that all voted (in shows of moral preening) to make themselves sanctuaries should be forced to take them in. Then watch them squirm and try to avoid saying "not in my backyard". Call them on their bluffs, Trump.
Posted by: bebo at April 12, 2019 03:54 PM (psJuX)

I put together an not-even remotely complete list in another thread. Basically, any town in/around Boston with an average home price in excess of $500K will do. Not hard to find around here.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (fF3XF)

200 This is working beautifully, because now the left is making all of his arguments for why illegals shouldn't be allowed in the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

201 I hear Blacks just love the Browns. I also hear that the feeling is mutual. So maybe Atlanta? Chicago for sure.


Regarding Hawaii...Who could be against that?





Posted by: nip at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (DfGpI)

202 That's it, I'm naming my next dog 'Hate'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK

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Well.... dont name him Marco.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (8XRCm)

203
I think it's very important to sepecify that these sanctuary cities will not see an increase in federal assistance money either.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (TAmPV)

204 191 To really be effective, you need a taco launcher and 500 pregnant Mexicans aimed right at Nancy Pelosi's estate.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM (1k8Fo)



Will Laura Loomer please pick up the brown courtesy maternity ward...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (zBaqJ)

205 Well it is amusing to watch their heads explode like this

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (O2RFr)

206 Go Trump!

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (1XAal)

207 I agree with this policy. If you want illegals in the country then you deal with them yourselves.

Posted by: Guzalot at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (prSvo)

208 De-certify election results from sanctuary cities in state and federal elections.

Posted by: Little Boomer at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (6fu25)

209 And people wonder why I want to leave.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (elsTe)

Come to Seattle.

Bring your gun.

We need the help.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (bcbK8)

210 Alyssa Milano predictably posted on Twitter that it was terrible to do this, but when asked why she couldn't come up with anything. Trump smashed the virtue signal, and they don't know what to do.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)

211 NO misspelled words. But we need to revisit the capitalization rules now dont we.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:55 PM (8XRCm)

Uh...who is "ilmar oman?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (wYseH)

212 @Alyssa_Milano tweeted "This is so sick and twisted.
White House proposed releasing immigrant detainees in sanctuary cities, targeting political
foes."
"We've been through this before-weaponizing human beings is in humane."

@CameronBurton17 replied:
"Translation-
WE ARE SO CONFUSED THAT WE NEED TO BE OUTRAGED THAT WE'RE BEING FORCED TO TAKE WHAT WE DEFINITELY DEMANDED!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (RBOtF)

213 We're not going to send our best illegals to the sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (Xct+I)

214 202 That's it, I'm naming my next dog 'Hate'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK

-----

Well.... dont name him Marco.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 03:58 PM (8XRCm)

LOL!

Oh that's good...oh, that's TEMPTING...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)

215 Hawaii would be a good choice as their judges seem to run the country.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (BbGew)

216 AWE.SOME

Posted by: Peter Pritchard at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (taE3a)

217 White House officials have tried to pressure U.S. immigration authorities.


My boss has tried to pressure me to turn in those TPS reports.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (yv6t0)

218 Hawaii, LA, San Fran, heck, give 'em California - they have it already right?

Northern VA here is invaded. Maybe...Boston? Bawlmer/Chicago? That would be lol funny.

Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (s2J6c)

219

Quote for the day for the Left:

The two greatest tragedies in life are not getting what you want and getting exactly what you want.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (zBaqJ)

220 >>Alyssa Milano predictably posted on Twitter that it was terrible to do this, but when asked why she couldn't come up with anything. Trump smashed the virtue signal, and they don't know what to do.


Like a cat toying with mice, our POTUS knows just how to wind them up

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (W+vEI)

221 Uh...who is "ilmar oman?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (wYseH)

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Is that one of the little bones in your wrist???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

222 Hawaii, LA, San Fran, heck, give 'em California - they have it already right?

Pretty much... I'm in NorCal so yes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (O2RFr)

223 Uh...who is "ilmar oman?"



Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (yv6t0)

224 Needs to be fine tuned. Four five busses full a day needed to be dropped off at Nancy's and Chuck's and Barack's and . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (+y/Ru)

225 "White House officials have tried to pressure U.S. immigration authorities...."





Because EVERYTHING Trump does is sinister and nefarious


Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 12, 2019 03:57 PM

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They work for Trump and he gets to tell them what to do because Congress abdicated their power over immigration and other issues to the Executive branch decades ago.


IOW Trump can direct ICE to send every single illegal apprehended at the border to LA or San Francisco and it is 100% legal.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

226 Quote for the day for the Left:

The two greatest tragedies in life are not getting what you want and getting exactly what you want.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM (zBaqJ)

Not just for the Left, sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

227 Worth a try, but I expect Soros will fund LaRaza to quickly herd the newbies together and bus them off to places they want to turn blue. The Dems don't want or need a big influx of new illegals in the sanctuary cities - those are already solidly blue.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (AMIL/)

228 Uh...who is "ilmar oman?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (wYseH)



"Beats the shit out of me."

- - Emir Shel of Oman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (zBaqJ)

229 -
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Uh...who is "ilmar oman?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM

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I think it was those dudes who went to White Castle.

Posted by: irright at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (pMGkg)

230 Minneapolis is a sanctuary city


Do not tell the Central America s about winter

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (1XAal)

231 Barky did "strategic" dumping of refugees (muslims as well as minors from south of the border) in key areas for key reasons. WP can bite it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (JoUsr)

232
Because EVERYTHING Trump does is sinister and nefarious

Perhaps, like his predecessor he should just say "I won."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (O2RFr)

233 227 Worth a try, but I expect Soros will fund LaRaza to quickly herd the newbies together and bus them off to places they want to turn blue. The Dems don't want or need a big influx of new illegals in the sanctuary cities - those are already solidly blue.
Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (AMIL/)

ICE will be waiting for them in any non-sanctuary state.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (fF3XF)

234 226
Not just for the Left, sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK


Well, in this case and on this day in particular, n'est ce pas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (zBaqJ)

235 221 Uh...who is "ilmar oman?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2019 03:59 PM (wYseH)

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Is that one of the little bones in your wrist???
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 04:00 PM

Isn't that the bone you can break masturbating too much? Or is that ilnar onan.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (JgA4k)

236 I was there this last weekend with the wife.
Heartbreaking to see what's being done to what was IMO one of America's
most beautiful cities. And in such a short time. I moved from there back
in '04 and it was nothing like this. How quickly things can collapse.





Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 03:52 PM (hzVKs)


That series "After People" should have a sister show "After Democrats."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (9Om/r)

237 Ilmar Oman has vast, vast tracts of land.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (hjaPQ)

238 My schadenboner just sang "Cherry Cherry" by Neil diamond with a latino beat.

Posted by: Fox at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (UuVBv)

239 and insert a tracking device into the bone marrow of each one ... so they stay in their designated crime area.


Too bad Kobach isn't in charge ... he had plans for quickly pushing illegals through a local court, with housing set up just to keep the illegals on hand so they don't escape into "the wild" America.


The wall contracts are awarded ... but several obstacles before even their small sections begin actually doing something, as I read it.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (Cus5s)

240 IOW Trump can direct ICE to send every single illegal apprehended at the border to LA or San Francisco and it is 100% legal.



I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Malikikalamara at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (yv6t0)

241 I expect Soros will fund LaRaza to quickly herd the
newbies together and bus them off to places they want to turn blue. The
Dems don't want or need a big influx of new illegals in the sanctuary
cities - those are already solidly blue.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (AMIL/)

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I'd put money on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (JoUsr)

242 Minneapolis is a sanctuary city


Do not tell the Central America s about winter
Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:01 PM (1XAal)

______

If the Somalis can do it, anyone can

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (flINI)

243 Hate has a home alright.

It's the Democrat Party.

-Chris Stigall

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (T09ml)

244 That series "After People" should have a sister show "After Democrats."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (9Om/r)

Just show a picture of the Roman Forum, as it is today. Or Babylon.

Posted by: Belle Starr at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (Kpl3J)

245 235
Isn't that the bone you can break masturbating too much? Or is that ilnar onan.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (JgA4k)


Nano Onan, the microscopic masturbator.

$19.99 from Ronco.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (zBaqJ)

246 Demand Comey is fired. Comey is fired. Scream it was an abuse of power.

Demand illegals get to have sanctuary in your city. Have the illegals brought there. Scream about illegals coming to your city.

I have decided that no "demand" by the Left should even be acknowledged. It's all junk.

Posted by: zombie Mata Hari at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (AM1GF)

247 PDT doesn't need to tweet he's going to do it, he just needs to go ahead and start doing it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (YA914)

248 Why stop here? Ship them to Brussels. London. Sweden - how sad for that country. Used to be nice.

Maybe a plane or two to Germany.


I like this idea. Go Mr. President. I love this man. He fights.

Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (s2J6c)

249 Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow confirms that the FBI was turned down not once, not twice but three times at the FISA court before getting a warrant.

But it wasn't spying.

Posted by: John Wick at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (/tuJf)

250 That series "After People" should have a sister show "After Democrats."

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Heh.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (JoUsr)

251 Meanwhile, Fox is reporting some guy on a wheelchair scooter, tried to set his jacket on fire in front of the WH.

Well, at least he wasn't in Kroger trying to run me down in the produce aisle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

252 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (/tuJf)

253 Nano Onan,

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Oh.... we're doing palindromes today??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

254 Aside from the yucks and the predictable idiotic responses from the dumb people who are ruining the country, this gambit yields nothing. The number of de facto illegal migrants who will probably never be removed will match the number of green cards issued. With GOP complicity, and the judiciary abandoning all pretense of rule of law to get it done.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (QDnY+)

255 240 IOW Trump can direct ICE to send every single illegal apprehended at the border to LA or San Francisco and it is 100% legal.

I'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: The Honorable Judge Malikikalamara at April 12, 2019 04:02 PM (yv6t0)

Great, Judge. Thanks. We'll put you down for (checks notes) 5-families then. They'll be at your doorstep tomorrow morning with armed federal escort. Stay cool! - Donnie

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (fF3XF)

256 248 Why stop here? Ship them to Brussels. London. Sweden - how sad for that country. Used to be nice.

Maybe a plane or two to Germany.


I like this idea. Go Mr. President. I love this man. He fights.
Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (s2J6c)


Spain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:04 PM (zBaqJ)

257 251 Meanwhile, Fox is reporting some guy on a wheelchair scooter, tried to set his jacket on fire in front of the WH.

Well, at least he wasn't in Kroger trying to run me down in the produce aisle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh a

LOL, Jane... soda through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:05 PM (O2RFr)

258 Nano Onan, the microscopic masturbator.

$19.99 from Ronco.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:03 PM (zBaqJ)

_____

The Tactile Pocket Masturbator

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 04:05 PM (flINI)

259 Send to Africa to replace those who left for Europe

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:05 PM (1XAal)

260 Spain.


Perfect! They already speak the lingo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:05 PM (yv6t0)

261 still better to prosecute sanctuary officials for treason.

hey, the left was DEAD SERIOUS about trump being prosecuted for treason.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:06 PM (9AcAx)

262 259 Send to Africa to replace those who left for Europe
Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:05 PM (1XAal)


"We only want the fondue sets."

- - Namibia

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:06 PM (zBaqJ)

263 Send to Africa to replace those who left for Europe

I know where to send them.. Back to central America, I hear it's practically empty

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:06 PM (O2RFr)

264 Let me guess ... this is not who we are ?

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:06 PM (YaiCw)

265 263 Send to Africa to replace those who left for Europe

I know where to send them.. Back to central America, I hear it's practically empty
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:06 PM (O2RFr)


Declare Guatemala a sanctuary state.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)

266 Is there room on the Aleutians? The fur coats they need to ward off the cold are already there. Occupied by bears of course, but still.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (JgA4k)

267 This is so fantastic. Amazing work by the president. Hoist these tards with their own petards.

Posted by: phone of kari at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (G+Opg)

268 Let me guess ... this is not who we are ?

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yeah, but I want that to be who we are.

The kind of folks who react to existential crisises proactively, not a bunch of cucked out cowards who are scared that commies will use our goodness against us.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (9AcAx)

269 266 Is there room on the Aleutians? The fur coats they need to ward off the cold are already there. Occupied by bears of course, but still.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (JgA4k)


Right in the kishkes, er Kiskas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (zBaqJ)

270 >266
Is there room on the Aleutians? The fur coats they need to ward off the
cold are already there. Occupied by bears of course, but still.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM (JgA4k)


They can snuggle up with Tami.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (sjdRT)

271 The ones on the scooter rarely care about produce.....

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (BXMxN)

272 So, not the hill to die on?

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)

273 186 Swalwell sock - actually, there were court cases of states resisting "refugee" and UAC alien placement, against federal will. So directing the flow to specific locales is both lawful and mechanically feasible.

indeed. should just be a matter of throwing up some "caravan route" signs.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (sGtp+)

274 Spain! LOL That was a good one.


Or to another country from whence they came - say, if you come from Mexico you now get to go to Honduras.

Swap them out for other people. It could be a new game for ICE/DHS.

Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (s2J6c)

275 272 So, not the hill to die on?
Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)


In Soviet Chappaqua, Hill die on YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (zBaqJ)

276 Chicago is a proud sanctuary city.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (m/Gc2)

277

31 Hawaii.

Yay -lets send them all to Hawaii by train.

Posted by: AOC at April 12, 2019 04:09 PM (LilNs)

278 >276
Chicago is a proud sanctuary city.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (m/Gc2)


Also the very first one. Mayor Harold Washington's doing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 04:09 PM (sjdRT)

279 Seriously though, I think he should have just put them on buses and dropped them in the Sanctuary cities... Why dump them in Texas?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

280 This town's been doing that since Katrina. High rents, low salaries, high house prices on dumps a feral cat wouldn't live in, parking meters in shopping districts active on Saturday, a fee each way on the formerly free-to-pedestrians river ferry. All on top of broken streets, sickening traffic, savage heat and humidity, and occasional whirling storms.

And people wonder why I want to leave.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 03:56 PM (elsTe)

One of the backstories in John Barry's great historical account of the 1927 floods, "Rising Tide (and this is the kind of thing that should be required reading in any American History course, but isn't) is that New Orleans had every advantage early on, and should have been the center of America's new and burgeoning energy sector. All the companies were there, all the expertise was there - but the City, even then, was so insular and self contained, that it drove all of the new business away and over to Houston, which was far more welcoming in every way. 100 years later, Houston is one of the wealthiest cities in the world, thanks to that shift, and New Orleans really isn't any bigger or much different than it was 100 years ago. Just a lot more run down for the wear.

Posted by: Belle Starr at April 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

281 this is not who we are

let me be clear

bending the arc of history

er, dustbin

I, Me, My

The Cambridge police

Slurpee

The future does not belong to those who insult islam

Created or saved

Posted by: what a concentrated pile of failing garbage at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (Xct+I)

282 This is the kryptonite that will kill the Dems. IIRC, some treasonous pieces of shit leaked the fact that someone in the administration proposed this. Then, from the WH it was reported that the idea was dismissed. Trump, as is his usual style, decided that no, it is still being considered. Making the Radical Left heads explode.

LOL.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (KOCKb)

283 Holy shit. Twitter cucks are quiet so far, but the Left is having a five-alarm shreikout meltdown.

I'm hearing the word "monster" a lot.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)

284
Is there room on the Aleutians? The fur coats they need to ward off the cold are already there. Occupied by bears of course, but still.


As an added bonus they can see Russia from their house.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

285 Puddin Head #196:
Central Park could handle at least 400 to 500 thousand without breaking a sweat. It would take a shit lot of Port a Potties but it would be the woke thing to do.

What? Why add portapots? Isn't there a great big pond there?

Posted by: mindful webworker's not drinking the water at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (GvEen)

286 sock off

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)

287 this is not who we are

Well it sure as fuck is who I am now

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (O2RFr)

288 250 more likely after republicans. 200,000 minority kids turn 18 every month add dreamers its 250,000 a month. Most of the illegals women are pregnant and the others soon will be have fun.

Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (4+mD5)

289 278 >276
Chicago is a proud sanctuary city.
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Jesus Christ, Chicago is basically Juarez.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (9AcAx)

290 Have to laugh at these EliteSingles ads,dating service for the "highly educated" LOL

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (BXMxN)

291

Chicago is a proud sanctuary city.


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No effe. We are FLEEING violence and corruption.

Posted by: Guatemalan Refugees at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

292 288 250 more likely after republicans. 200,000 minority kids turn 18 every month add dreamers its 250,000 a month. Most of the illegals women are pregnant and the others soon will be have fun.

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and we're paying for each one.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (9AcAx)

293 Has Jim Acosta's house been offered as a sanctuary?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (JgA4k)

294

Drive them all to that asshole Jack Dorsey's house and drop them off in his front yard.

Oh how I would love to see that.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (6hOzV)

295 There are days when I wish I was still on the Twatter Machine so I could stick my Koch in these stupid leftists eyes

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (flINI)

296 I don't think Trump actually wants to do this. Like others have said, Soros-funded groups would round up the refugees and move them out to battleground states.

However, I think he knows they'll freak out about this both because their knee-jerk reaction is that everything he does is horrible and wrong and because they don't want immigrant hordes living near them. Then he can catch them in their hypocrisy.

"How is settling these hard-working people looking to raise kids and live in freedom amongst you an 'act of retaliation' if, as you always say, 'diversity is our strength'?"

"Why do you think these people you've been claiming all along to be peaceful law abiding refugees are now 'weaponized'?"

Posted by: nevod at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (psJuX)

297 285 Puddin Head #196:
Central Park could handle at least 400 to 500 thousand without breaking a sweat. It would take a shit lot of Port a Potties but it would be the woke thing to do.

What? Why add portapots? Isn't there a great big pond there?
Posted by: mindful webworker's not drinking the water at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (GvEen


Make sure the camp as close to Central Park West and Fifth Avenue as possible.

Hardy fucking har har har!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (zBaqJ)

298 283 Holy shit. Twitter cucks are quiet so far, but the Left is having a five-alarm shreikout meltdown.

I'm hearing the word "monster" a lot.

LOL, so he's a monster wanting to send them to places where they will be safe from evil ICE?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:11 PM (O2RFr)

299 Why not send them to Venezuela?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (2LelM)

300 287 Right there with you and have been for years. I'm sick to death of being invaded and no one doing a thing about this damn mess. Enough is enough is enough.

Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (s2J6c)

301 They will take one whiff of San Francisco and self-deport.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (KOCKb)

302 to be pedantic, what Trump is proposing probably isn't legal - but it's guaranteed to make all of his supporters laugh, and all of his enemies foam at the mouth.

Trump, Troll Level: Grandmaster!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)

303 And single out any house that has one of those insipid "hate has no home here" signs on the lawn. Put your money where your mouth is, sucker.

Posted by: Fortunato at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (vrsjf)

304 299 Why not send them to Venezuela?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (2LelM)


Charter the USS Elian Gonzalez and sail them to Cuba in a reverse Mariel boat lift.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (zBaqJ)

305 I agree with Trump's trolling of inner-city liberal enclaves by releasing all illegal immigrants there...

...However, to be frank, in most of these places, you wouldn't be able to even tell the difference after all the illegals are released there, because these places are ALREADY hellholes and miserable crime-ridden slums. The crime and poverty will just be amped up a little bit, possibly not enough to notice.

It's be like releasing Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler into Hell. Really would hell be any different after their arrival? No. It's already Hell.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (5tb4C)

306 maybe make gitmo the responsitory, all the Ms-13 and jihadis and somalis can't create the diversity paradise and we can send sanctuary officials to live there.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (9AcAx)

307
Saw Glenn Beck on Hannity the other night and he talked about George Soros and a Hispanic family out of Chicago being behind the organization of the caravan.
I stopped listening to Beck awhile ago, but feel he has come around to Trump and is back to mapping it all out on his blackboard.

http://tinyurl.com/y3zt3gue

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (RBOtF)

308
The wealthy suburbs of Boston that all voted (in shows of moral
preening) to make themselves sanctuaries should be forced to take them
in. Then watch them squirm and try to avoid saying "not in my
backyard". Call them on their bluffs, Trump.

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I would love to see this. Dump 'em in Boston. Flood their schools. Flood their emergency rooms. Flood their safety nets designed for their city's poor. Preen away, sanctimonious chowderheads.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (JoUsr)

309 What? Why add portapots? Isn't there a great big pond there?
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not to mention the large population of shit eating rats already in place.

Posted by: New York New York!!! at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (gd3w8)

310 302 to be pedantic, what Trump is proposing probably isn't legal - but it's guaranteed to make all of his supporters laugh, and all of his enemies foam at the mouth.

Trump, Troll Level: Grandmaster!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)


Legality? That word has been irrelevant since 2009. Then again, we are the ones that must obey the laws.

Still, screw them. Make them play by their own rules. Or lack thereof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)

311 Chicago, L.A., Boston, Newark, NYC waiting with open arms!

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (0LaWm)

312 >302
to be pedantic, what Trump is proposing probably isn't legal - but it's
guaranteed to make all of his supporters laugh, and all of his enemies
foam at the mouth.



Trump, Troll Level: Grandmaster!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)


Why do you say this? I'm not saying you are wrong - I genuinely don't know the law. My understanding is that after so many days in detention, he has to let them go in our country. Does the law specify where that release has to take place?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (sjdRT)

313 However, to be frank, in most of these places, you wouldn't be able to even tell the difference after all the illegals are released there, because these places are ALREADY hellholes and miserable crime-ridden slums

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I think folks are convoluting signals here. The places with the illegals are already shitholes because of the illegals. Even more illegals will only give more votes to the democrats in charge, as the locals flee, and then we'll have to bail out these cities to pay the pensions of the former occupants who fled the cities.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (9AcAx)

314 Is there room on the Aleutians? The fur coats they
need to ward off the cold are already there. Occupied by bears of
course, but still.


Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:07 PM

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There is an entire abandoned City on Adak, it's 1,500 miles out from Anchorage. When the Navy left we pretty much left everything there and intact.


Plus they can work in the fish cannery that is working on the Island now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (JUOKG)

315 Seriously, how can any conservative not love this man?

He fights, he battles, he fucking wades right into the party and leaves a big fat steaming upper decker and then bangs the BMOCs date.


I love him, I love him more and more each day.


Most conservative President ever!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (MDJ3n)

316 It's be like releasing Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler into Hell. Really would hell be any different after their arrival? No. It's already Hell.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2019 04:13 PM (5tb4C)

All true. But the idea is two-fold
1) Expose the bleeding-hearts as the hypocrites they are (mission accomplished), and
2) Keep the Open Borders zealots from using these new Democrat Primary Voters to turn red states blue (harder, and a longer-term issue, but do-able)

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (fF3XF)

317 I bet Detroit has room!

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (1XAal)

318 Well it sure as fuck is who I am now
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (O2RFr)


Yep. I never suffered from an excess of emotion before - but I could teach a fucking doctoral seminar in stoicism now. Turn the shit off and on like a switch.

It's kinda' fun, once you know how.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (YaiCw)

319
302 to be pedantic, what Trump is proposing probably isn't legal - but it's guaranteed to make all of his supporters laugh, and all of his enemies foam at the mouth.

Trump, Troll Level: Grandmaster!
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Just tell them the truth about how open Californians are and how rich they are and how nice the weather is and ask them where they want to go. When they give an answer, just buy them a non-refundable ticket to Silicon Valley or Malibu. They don't speak English so how would they fucking know where their headed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:15 PM (2LelM)

320 to be pedantic, what Trump is proposing probably isn't legal - but it's guaranteed to make all of his supporters laugh, and all of his enemies foam at the mouth.

Trump, Troll Level: Grandmaster!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)

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It is 100% legal, and has precedent with the JEF's strategic placement of illegals around the country.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 04:15 PM (6csDQ)

321 Drive them all to that asshole Jack Dorsey's house and drop them off in his front yard.



Oh how I would love to see that.

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Or Zuckerberg's Hawaiian compound. He has 700 acres and could house a whooooole lotta "asylum" seekers.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 04:15 PM (JoUsr)

322
I don't think Trump actually wants to do this. Like others have said, Soros-funded groups would round up the refugees and move them out to battleground states.


WhaT makes you think they'll allow themselves be rounded up and shipped off to states that don'toffer the protection from ICE or the generous benefits?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (TAmPV)

323 Every city that the Dim "candidates" are from, dump 'em there good and hard. Give them the address of each "candidate". Make sure Pelousy is one of them. DiFi. Schiff for brains.


"These people will take care of you now. Por favor."

Posted by: turambar at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (s2J6c)

324 >>Why do you say this? I'm not saying you are wrong - I genuinely don't know the law. My understanding is that after so many days in detention, he has to let them go in our country. Does the law specify where that release has to take place?

It's been reported pretty much since the moment he said it that it would be illegal. I haven't seen the justification yet but all the media talking heads are saying it would be illegal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (/tuJf)

325 200,000 minority kids turn 18 every month


I can't stop chuckling over this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (yv6t0)

326 As ace noted the initial destination for release is meaningless. And the underground-lair-dwelling evil mastermind Soros isn't required to organize movement of these people out of their initial destinations. It happens every day on an informal basis all over the country, already.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (QDnY+)

327
I think folks are convoluting signals here. The places with the illegals are already shitholes because of the illegals. Even more illegals will only give more votes to the democrats in charge, as the locals flee, and then we'll have to bail out these cities to pay the pensions of the former occupants who fled the cities.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (9AcAx)

You don't have to bail out cities. They can and do go bankrupt.

Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (oTYTN)

328 Does Trailways deliver to CNN?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

329 Well, at least he wasn't in Kroger trying to run me down in the produce aisle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh a



LOL, Jane... soda through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:05 PM (O2RFr)

The power of softball shorts compelled him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 04:17 PM (t6MX/)

330 I hate the Left and watching them scream makes me happy. This may be some of the worst screaming I've ever heard.

They really, really hate the Mexicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

331 It's been reported pretty much since the moment he said it that it would be illegal. I haven't seen the justification yet but all the media talking heads are saying it would be illegal.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (/tuJf)

The same media talking heads who were breathlessly preaching that The Walls Were Closing In On Drumpf, right?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:17 PM (fF3XF)

332 I guess he means that when he's forced to catch-and-release detainees, he'll ship them to sanctuary cities. Nothing will actually keep them there, but...
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That's why Trump should issue an EO that says asylum applicants and other illegal aliens awaiting hearings (and aren't they all?) must remain in the sanctuary city/state to which they are assigned, and any alien who is found outside a sanctuary city/state before their hearing has been concluded will be subject to immediate deportation.

Posted by: America at April 12, 2019 04:17 PM (fqUgw)

333 200,000 minority kids turn 18 every month


I can't stop chuckling over this.



Seriously, the sheer undisguised racism inherent in this idea; that all the brown kids will vote to live in the shithole the Proggs have planned for them, and be grateful for it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:18 PM (yv6t0)

334 I guess we can absorb some more poop. Sigh.

Posted by: Streets of San Francisco at April 12, 2019 04:18 PM (vtcmf)

335 You don't have to bail out cities. They can and do go bankrupt.

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that's not who we are though. We used the porkulus bill to bail out these cities' pensions. They drive away the tax base and they gave themselves huge pensions thanks to their imported voters.

fuck them all, but no, we're fucked.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:18 PM (9AcAx)

336 And specifically release them in areas where big-money Dem donors live.
Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Marin County, etc,
etc.
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The huddled masses living at the foot of the castle walls for protection.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2019 04:18 PM (MIKMs)

337 We need a Clovard and Piven dry run. Dump the illegals in Chicago and Boston and lets see how things turn out.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2019 04:18 PM (m/Gc2)

338 Cap'n Bill's poop deck probably has room for a few.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (JgA4k)

339 Posted by: Belle Starr at April 12, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

One of the worst things you can do as a city is to ignore emerging technology that's blowing up big, and likely to be part of the landscape.

In Polk County FL, there were two small cities, Lakeland and Bartow, which were in consideration to be stops on the Flagler railroad. Bartow, being the county seat, was the most logical choice. They refused.

Lakeland got the rail stop, and became the largest city in the county (and a major tourist hub / vacation spot for the rich & famous during the 20s). Bartow today is a sleepy little town nobody goes to unless they need to visit the courthouse.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (J+mig)

340 It is 100% legal, and has precedent with the JEF's strategic placement of illegals around the country.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Exactly. Obama PURPOSELY placed thousands of Somali immigrants in all-white neighborhoods, to "increase diversity."

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (5tb4C)

341 331 It's been reported pretty much since the moment he said it that it would be illegal. I haven't seen the justification yet but all the media talking heads are saying it would be illegal.
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Of course it's illegal! Trump can't impose this pestilence on us progressives! It's unfair!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Toobin, Super douche at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (fqUgw)

342
It's been reported pretty much since the moment he said it that it would be illegal. I haven't seen the justification yet but all the media talking heads are saying it would be illegal.


Do they mean like illegally entering the country illegal?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (TAmPV)

343 Why do you say this? I'm not saying you are wrong - I genuinely don't know the law. My understanding is that after so many days in detention, he has to let them go in our country. Does the law specify where that release has to take place?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM

good point - it would probably be a duel of battling judges, and the Hawaiian Judge would be sure to say they had to be given housing. on the other hand, then go ahead and rent out every hotel room in Sacramento, and say that's your designated housing, give them food vouchers. Make a bit point of how generous you're being! That would be frickin hilarious! Pack every single unit in the entire city with 2 of 3 families of illegals, and tell the city they're going to stay there for years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

344 It's been reported pretty much since the moment he said it that it would be illegal. I haven't seen the justification yet but all the media talking heads are saying it would be illegal.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (/tuJf)

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Well, duh. The law is whatever the Democrats say it is. It's legal for Obama to do this, but not for Trump. QED.

Either way, this is hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

345 Guess Spying and Illegals to Sanctuary Cities will be tonight's talking points. I wonder if it makes Meet the Depressed? Good News is the Hen House of Hate doesn't get to put their two cents in until Monday.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (2LelM)

346 No legality question here, as a practical matter, because the targeted jurisdictions haven't/won't contest placements in court (as some states did under Bambi). And BP has discretion on unloading detainees as part of catch-and-release (worth noting, again, that catch and release is not just still on, but at all-time highs). Whatever yuks this yields, mostly because of the dummies who are most vocal from the racist-authoritarian camp, it will not provide any leverage on anything important.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (QDnY+)

347 It's be like releasing Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler into Hell. Really would hell be any different after their arrival? No. It's already Hell.

Posted by: zombie


It's not ultimately about making them worse off. It's about containment.

Posted by: zombie Mata Hari at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (AM1GF)

348 I have a sanctuary for a few hot mamasitas at my place.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (xfb67)

349 Give the people what they voted for. Outstanding.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (WQZ1O)

350 fuck it, I want more kids in cages. and parents in cages. and sanctuary folks in cages

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (9AcAx)

351 276 Chicago is a proud sanctuary city.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2019 04:08 PM (m/Gc2)

Well, since Chicagoans keep bumping one another off I figure they need many, many thousands of replacements. It's an act of love.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

352 325 200,000 minority kids turn 18 every month


I can't stop chuckling over this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:16 PM (yv6t0)


Soft bigotry of Low Expectations.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (UnA8+)

353 Man who recently raped and drowned a Jersey City woman who had been jogging was a twice deported illegal. Surely there's some Democrat politician who could provide a nice home for him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (FSPNP)

354 Seriously, how can any conservative not love this man?

He fights, he battles, he fucking wades right into the party and leaves a big fat steaming upper decker and then bangs the BMOCs date.


I love him, I love him more and more each day.


Most conservative President ever!
Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (MDJ3n)

I sent this post to a friend in Santa Monica who isn't a huge Trump fan, but thinks the Democrats have gone batshit crazy. She's laughing her ass off and reading it to her batshit crazy daughter.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (SzCD0)

355 It's been reported pretty much since the moment he said it that it would be illegal. I haven't seen the justification yet but all the media talking heads are saying it would be illegal.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I don't recall any in depth reportage on Obama's dumping illegals into red states. And no successful lawsuits. I do remember lawsuits. Just no successful ones. I'm dubious when a reporter, democrat, or government employee (BIRM) tells me something is illegal.

Like spying is illegal but surveillance is swell.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (EX2Xh)

356
off sock

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

357 Welp.

Here's the new Star Wars trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83apjSbVV-o


Meh.

Nothing I saw here excited me enough to change my mind about not seeing this after the huge steaming pile of garbage that was the last Star Wars movie, but-

eh, see for yourself.


Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (CRRq9)

358 Semi-related. I think I've broken the code. We all know that calling a person Oriental is racist bigotry but we don't know why.

The Morning Report featured Greenfield: How a Survey on Race Disproves "White Privilege". The linked story concerned a poll showing that the ethnic group who most believed in white privilege is "Asians". Nuts come in all flavors but I'm not aware of any great wave of anti-Oriental feeling (hatred of Ted Lieu excepted, of course). On the contrary, I think that they're generally liked. But we can disguise Muslims as Asians even if they're from Africa. And that's why you have lump them all together as Asians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (+y/Ru)

359 Exactly. Obama PURPOSELY placed thousands of Somali immigrants in all-white neighborhoods, to "increase diversity."
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2019 04:19 PM (5tb4C)


Seems to have done wonders for Maine. It occurred to me, after I saw it myself, that no famous boxers have ever came out of the state of Maine. I think I know why now.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (YaiCw)

360 "We only want the fondue sets."

- - Namibia

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Mainly the forks, the little forks.

Posted by: Garret Miklos-Morris at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (zCyNd)

361 200,000 minority kids turn 18 every month

40,000 men and women every day...

Posted by: Little Lupe's Blue Chomper Cult at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (vtcmf)

362 Where is the 9th Circuit Court located? San Fran? Let's load these toady judges up with mountains of feces and dropped tacos.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

363 I mentioned on a thread a few months ago to do this. Beverly Hills near Rodeo Dr. Buy a couple of mansions for sale and turn them into processing centers. Also supply free hot meals and some family housing for the kids. It will become a magnet and diversify the neighborhood. These folks can find some work in the Golden Triangle and Rodeo Drive
Load up the trucks and head to Beverly. Hills that is ...

Posted by: Kwik at April 12, 2019 04:21 PM (dJlzm)

364 >>The same media talking heads who were breathlessly preaching that The Walls Were Closing In On Drumpf, right?

I don't know if it is or isn't legal but if it isn't there is exactly zero reason not to do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2019 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

365 Dead spy sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 12, 2019 04:22 PM (AM1GF)

366 This discredits the democrat party corporate establishment even more that has been discredited by clinton election loss and no collusion. The corporate deep state wants pelosi running the democrat party not AOC. They don't want a democrat party lead by the left who says when republicans run things minorities get shot by police for resisting arrest. When we get in conservatives will be shot by the police for resisting arrest or the police and their families will wish they had.

Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2019 04:22 PM (4+mD5)

367 I do remember lawsuits. Just no successful ones.

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They will be successful when brought against this Administration. The law is 100% clear on this point: it means whatever the Democrats want.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

368 230
Minneapolis is a sanctuary city




Do not tell the Central Americans about winter

Posted by: Yo! at April 12, 2019

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The Somalians are already complaining. "Is cold! Turn up heat! What, we need coats?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:22 PM (elsTe)

369 Holy shit. Twitter cucks are quiet so far, but the Left is having a five-alarm shreikout meltdown.

I'm hearing the word "monster" a lot.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
It's monstrous to give someone a free airplane, bus or train ticket to a Leftist paradise? Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)

370 forget everywhere else, all must go to San Fran and Berkeley, all of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (r+sAi)

371 As ace noted the initial destination for release is meaningless. And the underground-lair-dwelling evil mastermind Soros isn't required to organize movement of these people out of their initial destinations. It happens every day on an informal basis all over the country, already.



Posted by: rhomboid


See #332. Pretty good solution. Assign them a sanctuary city at initial arraignment. If they are caught outside that area, boom! Instant deportation with no chance ever of becoming legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (dDUXP)

372 I'm afraid all the Mexicans already living here in Santa Cruz county might not like that.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

373 We can't spare this man. He fights.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (p+Wdc)

374 I think this is more or less a campaign slogan, but I still like. It points out what brutal hypocrites the left are.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGERBER at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (q177U)

375 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (RBOtF)

376 There's not the slightest chance that geographic restrictions can be imposed on released detainees, as a group. A court wouldn't even have to invent facts, ignore facts and history and the constitution, and issued law-edicts - as several of them have been doing and continue to do - to block this. No authority to detain beyond X days (and no available capacity to detain) means - release. They go wherever they want/can.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (QDnY+)

377 Here's the new Star Wars trailer:
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That lived up to every cynical expectation I had

Posted by: Methos at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (kOpft)

378 Well libs. Put your money where your mouth is?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (xR1UF)

379 If I was a barbaric throw back to the ancient times I would love this plan of dumping them all in leftists strongholds, because we know how leftists throughout history eventually come up with their various final solutions, cleansings, etc. That's if I was a barbaric throwback from ancient times.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (9Om/r)

380 KMart in Watsonville is gonna be packed.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

381 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Bwahahahaha
Posted by: redridinghood


Let me think about this.

Posted by: David Hogg at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (zCyNd)

382 353 Man who recently raped and drowned a Jersey City woman who had been jogging was a twice deported illegal. Surely there's some Democrat politician who could provide a nice home for him?
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We already did, right here in Jersey City! How do you think he was able to rape and murder the woman? He didn't commute up here from Guadalajara!

Posted by: Jersey City board of supervisors at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (fqUgw)

383 No problema aqui.

Posted by: ElMayoro at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (FhXTo)

384 Let's make it a two-fer; build a high speed rail line from the border to the sanctuary cities. The libs should love that.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (tu3iY)

385 you forget the Blanco Abuela affect that even liberal POC's are noticing. These old white ladies think they're a gift to the invaders. So, even if they're getting gangbanged by MS13 thugs in their neighborhoods, it's because orangemanbad and they're helping.

there's no getting around Blanco Abeula's ego that she's helping out the poor people of color who look up to her for goodness.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (9AcAx)

386 367 I do remember lawsuits. Just no successful ones.

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They will be successful when brought against this Administration. The law is 100% clear on this point: it means whatever the Democrats want.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

I hope Trump starts disregarding the judges at some point. Not only is that appropriate, the Left is already screaming their heads off. No one will notice the difference.

Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (oTYTN)

387 Doesn't Soros have an estate on Long Island. Pretty sure there's a lot of elbow room where George lives.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)

388 On the list of bad decisions was making our jails tolerable. They should be on same level as Mexico's or third-world shit-holes. How can anyone possibly threaten jail over vacancy infractions when the punishment is Motel 6 accommodations.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (aWjrD)

389 366 could use a vanishing.

And a banhammer.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

390 Exactly. Obama PURPOSELY placed thousands of Somali immigrants in all-white neighborhoods, to "increase diversity."

don't forget Obama using HUD to requisition large sections of Dubuque, Iowa and make them accept Section 8 low income housing from Chicago, basically spreading the slums to a small town in another state for "diversity"

Posted by: brak at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (PBASO)

391 381 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Okay, I'll bite.. Where the fuck should we put them Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

392 They go wherever they want/can.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (QDnY+)

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Sure. But if they are released into a sanctuary city welfare honeypot full of pretty little gueras to rape and kill, that's right where they'll stay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (AzW6q)

393 See #332. Pretty good solution. Assign them a sanctuary city at initial arraignment. If they are caught outside that area, boom! Instant deportation with no chance ever of becoming legal.


This makes sense. Aren't they basically out on their own recognizance? Bail usually specifies where you can and can't go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (yv6t0)

394 rickb, however good it sounds on paper/in electrons, none of it is lawful and none of it would ever happen. As I said just now, a court could act lawfully, actually do its job, and block every part of that proposed policy. And would. Within 48 hours.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (QDnY+)

395 348
I have a sanctuary for a few hot mamasitas at my place.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019

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You'll have to wait a while for the hot ones. Somebody here last week said he hasn't seen any young Sofia Vergaras coming across the border.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (elsTe)

396 That suggestion to ship them to Europe might not be a bad idea, they want immigrant labor that works not get all jihadi so they might take it.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (BbGew)

397 KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."
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but taking campaign cash from a business that kills them by the millions is TOTES awesome!!!

Shambling horror BEGONE

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 04:26 PM (gd3w8)

398 Whoa, whoa, whoa!


Stop reading my book.

We on the Left shouldn't have to live up to our own rules!

Posted by: Zombie Saul Alinsky at April 12, 2019 04:26 PM (CRRq9)

399 Has anyone said "fence in the Sanctuary Cities and arm them with crates of hand grenades yet? "



Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 12, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)

400


What, won't these New People be able to do that jobs Americans won't do? Help them out by driving them closer to the jobs! Send tham all to New York city, to Silicon Valley, to Austin TX, to Chicago. Think of all the job-doing that will happen! JOBS JOBS JOBS


Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 12, 2019 04:26 PM (6hOzV)

401 Surely there's some Democrat politician who could provide a nice home for him?
_____________

The Third Amendment only prohibits the quartering of troops.

Eminent domain, Baby!






Posted by: Miklos, thinking Kelo in particular at April 12, 2019 04:26 PM (zCyNd)

402 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Bwahahahaha
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2019 04:23 PM (RBOtF)
++++++++++++
The balls on this broad. Man. Big kudos for pure and straight-faced hypocrisy, I guess. She's a shining example.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (I2dne)

403 Oopsie. Trivago spokesman in trouble. Bigly.

http://tinyurl.com/y4723ff3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

404 No one is speaking of geographic restrictions we are merely giving them a bus ticket to San Fran, Malibu and Sacramento. After they de bus they can wander anywhere they like.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)

405 You'll have to wait a while for the hot ones. Somebody here last week said he hasn't seen any young Sofia Vergaras coming across the border.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (elsTe)

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Of course not. The hot ones join the cartels' harems, whether they want to or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (AzW6q)

406 The only way this gets better is if Trump issues them each an AR-15 and sends them to sanctuary cities.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)

407 391 381 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Okay, I'll bite.. Where the fuck should we put them Kamala
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

In Red States of course, you knuckle-dragging mouth-breather.
- Senator SidePiece

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (fF3XF)

408 350 fuck it, I want more kids in cages. and parents in cages. and sanctuary folks in cages
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:20 PM (9AcAx)


"Us too!"

- - Thrall master

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

409 Of course it is illegal, just as sanctuary cities are illegal, just as being an illegal alien is..... illegal. But if you are gonna catch and release, release in San Fran.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (r+sAi)

410 White House officials have tried to pressure U.S. immigration authorities

Translates as the Boss asked the bureaucracy what they though about it and they whinged to their union rag instead of doing their job... again.

Posted by: ElMayoro at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (FhXTo)

411 No, they're released with a court summons. Period. (which they'll almost surely ignore, with impunity)


And yes they will move, depending. Just as tens of thousands have moved/are on the move over the last few years when catch/release has been the intermittent norm.


No bells and whistles are going to make this stunt significant, policy-wise. And most of them aren't legal anyway.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

412 how long until some local GOP politician signs a consent decree letting illegals invade us forever...aside from what trump signed in the funding bill.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (9AcAx)

413 Spare me the mewling ... this will be decided perfectly legal, at the eleventh hour, if Trump actually goes through with it.

If buses actually start rolling, escorted by Federal Marshals, then Federal Courts will shut up and sit down to save themselves the embarrassment. Courts in Sanctuary Cities will continue to protest - while State Courts stay out of it to allow those Cities as well as themselves to save face.

And it is a damn brilliant idea. The shrieking for it to all stop from those same cities will be outstanding.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (YaiCw)

414
See #332. Pretty good solution. Assign them a
sanctuary city at initial arraignment. If they are caught outside that
area, boom! Instant deportation with no chance ever of becoming legal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2019

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. . .
We could skip the middle step and just do the instant deportation thing at the outset. America is SRO as it is; we don't need any more immigration for a while. Say 50-100 years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (elsTe)

415 395 348
I have a sanctuary for a few hot mamasitas at my place.
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You must find short and fat attractive.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (2LelM)

416 My man Trump putting some stick about and making then jump.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (6/uwW)

417


This is literally one of the best ideas I've ever heard.

If more immigrants is better, why not make those places even better??

Simple fucking logic.

"You mind if we dance wif your dates?"

Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 12, 2019 04:28 PM (6hOzV)

418 I hope Trump starts disregarding the judges at some point. Not only is that appropriate, the Left is already screaming their heads off. No one will notice the difference.
Posted by: Someguy

I have the feeling that will happen after Ruthie's successor is sworn in.

Posted by: Miklos, playing a mid-to-long term game at April 12, 2019 04:29 PM (zCyNd)

419 You'll have to wait a while for the hot ones. Somebody here last week
said he hasn't seen any young Sofia Vergaras coming across the border.

once they get above the age of 18 they look increasingly like potatoes more each year. helps to keep Texas at the top of the "obese states" list

Posted by: brak at April 12, 2019 04:29 PM (PBASO)

420 No bells and whistles are going to make this stunt significant, policy-wise.


It won't make things worse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:29 PM (yv6t0)

421 Rainmando is a furry.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (uAgHA)

422 fuck it, I want more kids in cages. and parents in cages. and sanctuary folks in cages

I'd buy a ticket to the Illegal Zoo.
Being fed and living in cages is certainly better than the " horrible conditions" that they were "fleeing from" when they entered the US begging for " amnesty" , que no?

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (LL1Be)

423 You must find short and fat attractive.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Ample thighs for the tastiest home made tortillas.

Posted by: Miklos, or so they say at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (zCyNd)

424
Trivago spokesman in trouble.

I mistakenly thought Trivago was one of those new drugs that are constantly advertised.

Do not take Trivago if you are allergic to Trivago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (aKsyK)

425 419 You'll have to wait a while for the hot ones. Somebody here last week
said he hasn't seen any young Sofia Vergaras coming across the border.
once they get above the age of 18 they look increasingly like potatoes more each year. helps to keep Texas at the top of the "obese states" list


Posted by: brak at April 12, 2019 04:29 PM (PBASO)


And then their mustaches grow in.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (UnA8+)

426 Another fab week!

Posted by: RBG at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (MAstk)

427 Dump the "refugees" in wealthy blue cities, wait for the inevitable fireworks as the other Democrat client groups start reacting poorly to the competition for benefits, declare a state of insurrection, close the Federal Courts, set up roadblocks, and let nature take its course.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (J2E9n)

428 381 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."
__________________

Nancy Pelosi said pretty much the same thing. All of a sudden, congress is worried about children being exploited.

Funny that in all the years since the Flores consent decree, which congress could have easily legislated out of existence years ago, thousands of third-world children have routinely been used and abused and exploited by illegal alien "asylum" scammers and cartels. Kids have been kidnapped, raped, sex-trafficked, used as human shields and pawns at the border -- all while congress sat with its collective thumb up its ass and did nothing to stop it. They have known all about the incentives to use kids created by Flores, and they certainly know how to do away with those incentives, but they have chosen not to -- for purely political reasons -- and thousands (or more) innocent third-world kids have suffered and even died as a result. For years.

But yeah, now they're concerned about the children.

GFY, hypocrites.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (fqUgw)

429
There is an entire abandoned City on Adak, it's 1,500 miles out from Anchorage. When the Navy left we pretty much left everything there and intact.


Plus they can work in the fish cannery that is working on the Island now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2019 04:14 PM (JUOKG)






It even has recreational facilities! Adak National Forest is quite lovely.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (veoSD)

430 The Roaming Gnome is a pedo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (yv6t0)

431 I have a confession. The first thing that comes to mind when I see the words "illegal alien" is John Belushi as a Killer Bee on SNL. My brain is weird.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (sjdRT)

432 So Trump catches illegals, then hires them to trouble his opponents and pays them nothing. That's some 1st rate negotiating.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (FhXTo)

433 Haha! Just hung up on a telemarketer. This day has been great.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)

434


Hey hey, got too much to lose
Got to get on home to the animal zoo
Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (aKsyK)

435 OT: After a mere seven months and the expense of $400 I have permission to Keep and Bear Arms for the next five years!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (fuK7c)

436 FWIW I don't think PDJT has any intention of following-through with this. It has, however, accomplished it's primary mission of exposing the incandescent hypocrisy of sanctuary city freaks and their virtue-signalling supporters.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (fF3XF)

437 But yeah, now they're concerned about the children.
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Unless they are born alive after an abortion attempt.

Then, F 'em.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (Xct+I)

438 I just waded through a sea of Spanish-speaking humanity at a local Walmart to look at gas grills.

And there was this very large black woman whose cigarette smoke I had to breath to get in the doors. She was swearing something fierce on her cellphone and was squeezed into a too-small tshirt that said, "I Be THAT Woman." Whatever the hell that meant.

Ah, Walmart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

439 "388
On the list of bad decisions was making our jails tolerable. They should
be on same level as Mexico's or third-world shit-holes. How can anyone
possibly threaten jail over vacancy infractions when the punishment is
Motel 6 accommodations.


Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (aWjrD)"
...I disagree. But that's because Japanese prisons are a thing, and they're how ours should be. Go hit up a documentary or two on them on youtube, it will be enlightening.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (eAshZ)

440 There's already 11 Moron Do it votes.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (FhXTo)

441 Comparing Walmart or any other chaotic place with wandering feral humans to a "zoo" is untrue and unfair.

In a zoo, the animals are in cages.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (elsTe)

442 There's already 11 Moron Do it votes.
Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (FhXTo)
++++++++++
Make it 12. I'll bid this thing right up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

443
There is an entire abandoned City on Adak, it's 1,500 miles out from Anchorage. When the Navy left we pretty much left everything there and intact.

I was stationed there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (TAmPV)

444 Question: If illegal aliens boost the economy, do not drain the welfare
system, and commit crime at a lower rate than American citizens (whether
natural-born or naturalized), shouldn't the sanctuary cities be excited
to welcome their new prosperity-driving residents?
The real purpose of importing all these nice fellows is to turn red states blue so we don't have to cheat as much in order to "win" elections. So settling them in states where we already have a lot of dead people voting for us would basically just be "spiking the ball" if you catch my drift. But don't tell anyone I told you.

Posted by: Barracks O. Bama at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (z9LCL)

445 No legal bar on directing released detainees, and BP/DHS has discretion - they'll go wherever the bus goes (unless they jump off, which happens, and nobody stops it, because what's the point?). And no chance of requiring them to stay where the bus ends up. Period.


No mewling. Just some actual understanding.


Courts have no involvement, and won't, unless some bell or whistle without legal authority is added. In which case they'll block it instantly. And there's no question of state courts, they by definition have no role in immigration matters like this.


But carry one.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (QDnY+)

446 The question is, when does the screaming from the rich liberals in sanctuary cities overcome the bribe money the cartels are paying the congressmen?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (YslsA)

447 Is it a breech of protocol to go directly to the Double Dog Dare?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (yv6t0)

448 Um ...... "carry on"

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

449 GFY, hypocrites.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (fqUgw)

They both support the baby-murdering factory that is Planned Parenthood.

The flaming, barbed cock of Satan jammed for eternity in their poopers is too good for them.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (fF3XF)

450 There's already 11 Moron Do it votes.
Posted by: DaveA

At least 11 Morons will vote to do anything.

Posted by: Miklos, which is fine, of course at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (zCyNd)

451 393 See #332. Pretty good solution. Assign them a sanctuary city at initial arraignment. If they are caught outside that area, boom! Instant deportation with no chance ever of becoming legal.


This makes sense. Aren't they basically out on their own recognizance? Bail usually specifies where you can and can't go.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:25 PM (yv6t0)

========================

This is a terrific idea. As long as we're pretending that this is all legitimate and above board, we need them to be easily found. They need a place to be. They, surely, wouldn't ignore the upcoming court hearings, etc. by taking off for places unknown.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (xptlg)

452 Trivago spokesman in trouble.

I mistakenly thought Trivago was one of those new drugs that are constantly advertised.

Do not take Trivago if you are allergic to Trivago.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 04:30 PM (aKsyK)+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The comments at the Fox site are pretty funny. He couldn't find a room on Trivago he could afford to sleep it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

453 Negotiations with the gardener are going to be lit.

50 a week? Let's try 30.

Cesar Chavez knew.

Posted by: nip at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (DfGpI)

454 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Bwahahahaha
Posted by: redridinghood


Let me think about this.
Posted by: David Hogg at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (zCyNd)

Me too.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (SzCD0)

455 Oopsie. Trivago spokesman in trouble. Bigly.

http://tinyurl.com/y4723ff3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
..........

I wonder if it was a rental car. Should've stayed in his hotel room.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

456 448
Um ...... "carry on"


Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019

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. . .
It might behoove us to carry one, or several, concealed or open as the law allows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (elsTe)

457 Ah, Walmart.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)


I'm not sure I recovered from my trip there a couple months ago. Damn....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (9Om/r)

458 Wait a min. Are you guys telling me the illegal woman don't all look like the chicks in the Despacito video?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

459 No mewling. Just some actual understanding.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:33 PM (QDnY+)


Definitely mewling. Barry forced first entry for Somalis in several locales. No requirement for them to stay in those places either - but they did, hugely altering local quality of life. And the move was effective. This would be equally so.

It's a genius idea - if he has the balls. Fire up the buses.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (YaiCw)

460 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Oopsie. Trivago spokesman in trouble. Bigly.

http://tinyurl.com/y4723ff3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

..........



I wonder if it was a rental car. Should've stayed in his hotel room.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)


And he was passed out in traffic....at 3:15 in the afternoon. Dude.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

462 @KamalaHarris tweeted:
"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Scum-sucker who supports the murder of born-alive survivors of abortion says what?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (fF3XF)

463 Flawless, ever get out to Shemya?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (QDnY+)

464 You must find short and fat attractive.

It's amazing how many of these poor, huddled masses who are fleeing tyranny and starvation are FAT AS FUCK.


The pics of the beachball-esque XL gorditas humping the fence post in an effort to lift themselves over the fence by sheer force of will is worthy of a video-compilation on a comedy show.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (LL1Be)

465 Good news, everybody!

'A mirror with his name on it?' Jim Acosta to receive press org's 'Truth to Power Award'

-
My only question is, "Truth?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)

466


"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

THIS IS ALL THAT THE IDIOT DEMOCRATS DO!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (6hOzV)

467 God Bless President Trump.

I love his, "Oh yeah? Well HERE YOU GO!!!" gofuckyourselfivness.

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

468 At least 11 Morons will vote to do anything.
Posted by: Miklos, which is fine, of course at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (zCyNd)


I make it twelve. What are we talking about ?

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (YaiCw)

469 Cesar Chavez knew.
Posted by: nip at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (DfGpI)

--------

One of my favorite things to ask Leftist shitstains is if they knew Cesar Chavez (who is treated as a godhead by the Left in Denver) was more opposed to illegal immigration than Trump is.

They never have so far. The glazed confusion and frustration is always hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

470 @KamalaHarris tweeted:

"Using human beings -including children- for perceived political gain, is reprehensible."

Bwahahahaha
Posted by: redridinghood


Let me think about this.
Posted by: David Hogg at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (zCyNd)

Me too.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood

=================

So the whole infant born alive protection act is going to be a major thing isn't it.

Interesting times.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (gd3w8)

471 The only way this gets better is if Trump issues them each an AR-15 and sends them to sanctuary cities.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM

Eric Holder tried that with some success

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (BbGew)

472 457
Ah, Walmart.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

I'm not sure I recovered from my trip there a couple months ago. Damn....


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019

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. . .
I foolishly ventured into one near my home last Friday afternoon, at 5 p.m. Insanity. I spent more time in line than I did shopping, and had wonderfully entertaining views of large fat people lined up to cash checks or pay utility bills.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (elsTe)

473 379 If I was a barbaric throw back to the ancient times I would love this plan of dumping them all in leftists strongholds, because we know how leftists throughout history eventually come up with their various final solutions, cleansings, etc. That's if I was a barbaric throwback from ancient times.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 04:24 PM (9Om/r)

good plan - but I note that today's leftists are a bunch of pansy-assed poofters, so the people who end up in control of the place are going to be the modern day Goths and Lombards.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (Kpl3J)

474 we should have required immigrants to have some combination of intelligence and hottness a long time ago.

you do not have to be einstein, however, if you are not, you better be fucking hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (MTjB1)

475 Walmart has free 2 day shipping now. I'm never going there again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)

476 Jim Acosta to receive press org's 'Truth to Power Award'


I thought activists "speak truth to power" and journalists ask questions, do research, and try to tell a true story.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)

477 I still don't understand why we need to process them. If they are seeking sanctuary they should apply to the first country they come to, which ain't us. That should be an automatic "No get the hell out of here."

Posted by: abbynormal at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (h5Lyp)

478 >you do not have to be einstein, however, if you are not, you better be fucking hot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (MTjB1)


I'm glad the blog doesn't have those same standards.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (sjdRT)

479 Go ahead and do it telll them the Mayors and City Councils welcome them allow them to build a little village on their property these Mayors and City Councils must like on vast estates why should they keep it to themselves

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (wGqjj)

480 Won't this make them much harder to recapture if they don't show up for their court date or deportation order?

Posted by: whatwhat at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (OaPDG)

481
Flawless, ever get out to Shemya?


Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (QDnY+)


No never did.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (TAmPV)

482 I go to Walmart here in Texas I might as well be in Tijuana. There were even stray dogs wandering in the parking lot last time, for that authentic south of the border feel.


Posted by: brak at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (PBASO)

483 It might behoove us to carry one, or several, concealed or open as the law allows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:35 PM (elsTe)


I just got my new OWB holster and have my 9mm on me RIGHT NOW.

I kinda like the new holster, so far. You might be able to see it poking my shirt a LITTLE bit, but you better be looking for it, otherwise, not really noticeable.

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

484 "natural conservatives"

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (LL1Be)

485 Ugly American, definitely clueless, and you're not reading what I'm writing. Somalis were placed by refugee agencies/NGOs, almost entirely. Very different thing. None of the catch/release detainees need sponsors or arrangements of any kind - that's the point. They're simply border jumpers who didn't even have to jump, but were facilitated across the border (even rescued in many cases) by BP, only to be then released as part of the fake asylum scam/Flores consent decree/facilities limitation mess.


Oh - and due to the crush of "business", many are now being sent along without even going through the laughable kabuki of the "credible fear" interview - so a broken system is now getting even worse, if such things can be measured.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (QDnY+)

486 Walmart has free 2 day shipping now. I'm never going there again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)


The one near me has on-line grocery ordering, and a spot to pick up your groceries.

I just can't wrap my mind around the idea of some stranger handling my groceries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

487
It's amazing how many of these poor, huddled masses who are fleeing tyranny and starvation are FAT AS FUCK.

Heard on the news that poor Americans are fat because they eat a lot of processed food. Is there a lot of that stuff down south of the border?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (aKsyK)

488 468 At least 11 Morons will vote to do anything.
Posted by: Miklos, which is fine, of course at April 12, 2019 04:34 PM (zCyNd)

I make it twelve. What are we talking about ?

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:37 PM (YaiCw)

=========================

very funny!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (xptlg)

489 If you place enough of these undocumented citizens in an area where they're allowed to become the majority, they'll vote out the local scum and replace them with some sort of Maduro-like loose cannon.

Totes awesome, you guys.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (LuPts)

490 Won't this make them much harder to recapture if they don't show up for their court date or deportation order?
Posted by: whatwhat at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (OaPDG)

Well, since you're never going to catch them anyway when they don't show up for their court date or deportation order, it really doesn't matter much, does it.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (fF3XF)

491 I foolishly ventured into one near my home last Friday afternoon, at 5 p.m. Insanity. I spent more time in line than I did shopping, and had wonderfully entertaining views of large fat people lined up to cash checks or pay utility bills.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at A




fat shaming should be a thing

how many of the fat girls or guys in walmart do you come across pushing a cart full of nutritional garbage.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (MTjB1)

492 I go to Walmart here in Texas I might as well be in Tijuana. There were even stray dogs wandering in the parking lot last time, for that authentic south of the border feel.


Posted by: brak at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (PBASO)


For that TRUE south of the border feel, there will be a tent pitched with a hot plate and those dogs will go missing tomorrow.

Posted by: Sponge at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

493 On Trump's proposal: Sure, why not. In fact, the buses should be directed to offload on the front doorstep of the judges that have overruled Trump's executive power.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (gBYHI)

494 And he was passed out in traffic....at 3:15 in the afternoon. Dude.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

Meh. It was Houston.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (SzCD0)

495 Question: If illegal aliens boost the economy, do not drain the welfare system, and commit crime at a lower rate than American citizens (whether natural-born or naturalized), shouldn't the sanctuary cities be excited to welcome their new prosperity-driving residents?


The Sanctuary Cities have said that they are safe spaces for migrants. Okie dokie. Here you go!

What's that? It's a punishment to have them in your city? But how? Per your own position, they are a benefit. Per you, it's a reward, Mx. Sanctuary City. Why are you screaming about it?

Here is what you want. Good and hard.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2019 04:41 PM (GbPPJ)

496 Nood Rosenpenis.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 12, 2019 04:42 PM (uopCm)

497 I just can't wrap my mind around the idea of some stranger handling my groceries.
======
?? do you not go out to eat?

Oh wait is "handling my groceries" a euphemism for something sex related?

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 04:42 PM (Xct+I)

498 The one near me has on-line grocery ordering, and a spot to pick up your groceries.

I just can't wrap my mind around the idea of some stranger handling my groceries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

Walmart's grocery pickup is hilariously bad.

They routinely claim not to have the most basic foodstuffs.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2019 04:42 PM (34w2E)

499 The snivelling blowhard Ethan Strimling up here in Portland Maine has already said "bring them on!"

We already have a homeless shelter that is at 2x capacity and the NIMBY's in the city won't let them build any new shelters... where the hell you gonna put all these new "bundles of love" in the middle of January in MAINE you fucking idiot Ethan?

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 12, 2019 04:42 PM (kI/3T)

500 I just can't wrap my mind around the idea of some stranger handling my groceries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

OH. HELL. NO.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 04:43 PM (SzCD0)

501 Just run what is happening through your mind for a second.

We are apprehending 100s of thousands of people a month, ostensibly with no familial connections or support system in this country, holding them for 20 day's and then dumping them at bus stops.


This is beyond insanity.


I blame the GOP more than the Democrats, we had both houses and President wanting to do something and they did nothing.

We need a new party, the current one is beyond useless.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2019 04:43 PM (MDJ3n)

502 Walmart has free 2 day shipping now. I'm never going there again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)

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They also have drive up pick up, even for groceries. Shop online and go get it without ever entering the store.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 04:43 PM (6csDQ)

503 On the list of bad decisions was making our jails tolerable.

Believe it or not Texas is being sued for not air conditioning our state prisons. It's a tactic that tends to keep the beneficiaries quiet.

Posted by: DanMan at April 12, 2019 04:44 PM (XTiHL)

504 Won't this make them much harder to recapture if they don't show up for their court date or deportation order?



I snorted out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:44 PM (yv6t0)

505 Ah, Walmart.
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We had a good time last night at Wallyworld. Buying birthday present for one grandkid and planning for Easter basket stuff and upcoming birthdays for the others. Everyone polite, some even asking 'what do you think about . . . ' and it was just fine. I keep telling my youngest kidlet that it is my magic white hair.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2019 04:44 PM (MIKMs)

506 Re: My visit to Walmart last week: Yes, I could have used those "Scan 'n' Skip" kiosks. However:
1) the lines to get to them were longer than the cashier-staffed checkouts
2) the local WMs have a camera at each station, so you're not only photographed as you purchase your goods, you have to look at your own face as you do it. The last time I used a scan station, I put my fedora hat over the upper part of the screen . . . and the damn image moved! It kept shifting around to photograph me. I'd have to put a sheet of black paper or something over the entire upper half of the screen and hold it with one hand while bringing out my items and scanning them with the other.

Forget it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:44 PM (elsTe)

507 the other thing about walmart is how many handicapped slots do you need?

they have three sets - one by the main entrance, one by the garbage entrance, and one by whatever the third entrance is.

then within the handicapped slots you have regular old handicapped spots and then you have the van and van only spots.

how has the number of handicapped drivers increased over time? you would think there would be fewer.

there should be laws that ban certain cars from handicapped slots. no vettes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2019 04:45 PM (MTjB1)

508 "Question: If illegal aliens boost the economy, do not drain the welfare system, and commit crime at a lower rate than American citizens..."

But even Dems, if they are honest, know that all of the 3 things mentioned are just spin. OK maybe there are some true believers who think illegals commit less crime than US citizens.

Posted by: ADK46er at April 12, 2019 04:45 PM (Dk6GG)

509 I foolishly ventured into one near my home last
Friday afternoon, at 5 p.m. Insanity. I spent more time in line than I
did shopping, and had wonderfully entertaining views of large fat people
lined up to cash checks or pay utility bills.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:38 PM (elsTe)


I got dragged there by a few friends that needed motor oil, which I'll admit they did have some good prices on Mobil 1, but holy shit. I was standing outside having a smoke and just watched the freak show. No way space aliens will ever visit here, no fucking way. If I was a fly on the wall on their ship's bridge after the ship hits orbit and does some scanning I'm pretty sure I would hear bttitbittpopozongazobgaNofuckingwaybittitpooii.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 12, 2019 04:46 PM (9Om/r)

510 365 Dead spy sock off.

spy? that is a worship word! a dem worship you! you shall not speak it!

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 04:47 PM (sGtp+)

511 Ugly American, definitely clueless, and you're not
reading what I'm writing.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2019 04:40 PM (QDnY+)


Most certainly am ... you've got that thing going on - that slavish adherence to the rules that doggon it just stops Republicans all the time - while Democrats seem to have that magical ability to do whatever they want.

Bottom Line - Trump pushes this, and he will win. Bigly.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 12, 2019 04:47 PM (YaiCw)

512 476 Jim Acosta to receive press org's 'Truth to Power Award'


I thought activists "speak truth to power" and journalists ask questions, do research, and try to tell a true story.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *breathes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *breathes*

(I'm assuming you weren't serious.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 04:47 PM (RD7QR)

513 404 No one is speaking of geographic restrictions we are merely giving them a bus ticket to San Fran, Malibu and Sacramento. After they de bus they can wander anywhere they like.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)


Give them some plastic and rope for shelters and some blankets for warmth. And instructions to sign up the CA's financial benefits. All legal and in the leftist spirit of immigration.

Posted by: Sooner at April 12, 2019 04:47 PM (Fs5vw)

514 None of the catch/release detainees need sponsors or arrangements of any kind - that's the point. They're simply border jumpers who didn't even have to jump, but were facilitated across the border (even rescued in many cases) by BP, only to be then released as part of the fake asylum scam/Flores consent decree/facilities limitation mess.



Serious question: are they charged with illegal entry? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 04:47 PM (yv6t0)

515 Question: If illegal aliens boost the economy, do not drain the welfare system, and commit crime at a lower rate than American citizens (whether natural-born or naturalized), shouldn't the sanctuary cities be excited to welcome their new prosperity-driving residents?
____________________

Yep, and the illegals are so "diverse" and we all know how much the progs love "diversity"! It makes them stronger! Why don't the progs want their cities to be stronger?

And since all illegal alien kids are future class valedictorians and rocket surgeons and computer geniuses, like the progs are always telling us, why in the world would they want to turn any of them away?

And we know they can't possibly want to turn away the illegal alien parents of the young geniuses-in-waiting, because we know (from talking heads and from t.v. shows) that all illegal aliens are scrupulously honest, super-hard-working folks who are just going to add billions of dollars to the local tax revenue!

So why are the progs resisting? Why are they calling illegal aliens a "pestilence" that Trump wants to unleash on them? (per the contemptible Jeff Toobin). Gee, it's almost like the progs have been lying all along about what a great boon to our country the hordes of illegal aliens are!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 04:49 PM (fqUgw)

516 506 Re: My visit to Walmart last week: Yes, I could have used those "Scan 'n' Skip" kiosks. However: ...

last time mrs. chronda used wal-mart, she was accosted by a roving cashier with a portable scanner. since the roving cashier came up to her, there was no line.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019 04:49 PM (sGtp+)

517 516
506 Re: My visit to Walmart last week: Yes, I could have used those "Scan 'n' Skip" kiosks. However: ...



last time mrs. chronda used wal-mart, she was accosted by a roving
cashier with a portable scanner. since the roving cashier came up to
her, there was no line.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2019

*
*
. . .
Haven't seen those. Third World country down here, don'tcha know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2019 04:51 PM (elsTe)

518 499 The snivelling blowhard Ethan Strimling up here in Portland Maine has already said "bring them on!"

We already have a homeless shelter that is at 2x capacity and the NIMBY's in the city won't let them build any new shelters... where the hell you gonna put all these new "bundles of love" in the middle of January in MAINE you fucking idiot Ethan?
_______________

Sounds like Canada's Justin Trudeau, who was all for unlimited numbers of fake "refugees" coming to Canada.

Until they actually started showing up in Canada, and then the idiot virtue-signaller quickly changed his tune.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2019 04:54 PM (fqUgw)

519 433 Haha! Just hung up on a telemarketer. This day has been great.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 12, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)


Rookie. The trick is to get them to hang up on you. I find that a frank discussion of the sexual proclivities of their mothers is a good starting topic.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 12, 2019 04:54 PM (tu3iY)

520 finally, effective politics

Posted by: dj3way at April 12, 2019 04:59 PM (bhPL1)

521 @5


I find it inconceivable that the guy, who wrote the rationale to fire Comey, then hired the guy who interviewed for Comeys job to be SC to look into among other things, obstruction on the presidents part for firing the guy Rosensrein said should be fired, is a white hat in all of this.


At best Rosenstein should be jailed and not hung like the rest of the coup perpetrators.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2019 05:04 PM (MDJ3n)

522 Give it to the Progs good and hard.

Shove their virtue signaling $hit right back up their a$$es.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 12, 2019 05:26 PM (J9wxX)

523 437 According to Ohio legislators, that's only for black children.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 12, 2019 05:37 PM (+mfcd)

524 We shouldn't bus Illegals to sanctuary cities. That would be illegal, but only on a budgetary basis.

What we should do is to establish the holding centers in sanctuary cities, because that is where the best support and access to legal centers medical care and so forth, are located.
Then, since the law does not allow holding them for more than 20 days, at the end of that period, they can just be released from that location... there... in the sanctuary city where all those wonderful support services and that tremendous desire for more boarder crossers is located.

After all, if the illegal boarder crossers must be released, why shouldn't they be released into the communities that have the means to deal with it *by their own proclamation of law*, rather than those communities that CAN NOT support them?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 12, 2019 06:09 PM (hWqE/)

525 There are no detention facilities. Asylum seekers who arrive with kids are placed on buses. Trump is merely saying he would have them placed on buses headed to the sanctuary cities.

Posted by: MikeN at April 12, 2019 07:43 PM (o/eHL)

526 Send them to left wing colleges and universities that have seen enrollment drops due to "woke" policies. They should have surplus housing available, and all those liberal college communitities will get the opportunity to live with the consequences of the policies they advocate and show how truly compassionate they are. Another win-win.

Posted by: CleanWillie at April 13, 2019 09:58 AM (TwCsL)

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