Unexpectedly (Really), Jobless Claims Fall Again, Falling to 49-Year-Low


This is just because people are so poor they have like nine or ten jobs each or something.

Filings for U.S. unemployment benefits unexpectedly dropped, falling to the lowest level since October 1969 and suggesting little sign of cooling in a tight labor market.

Jobless claims decreased to 196,000 in the week ended April 6, Labor Department figures showed Thursday. The level fell below all estimates in Bloomberg’s survey of economists, which had called for an increase. The four-week average, a less-volatile measure, declined to 207,000, the lowest since December 1969.

You know who's interfering with the US job market to make it appear strong?

The Russians. Ask AllahPundit's leftwing blog pals.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:20 PM




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1 All that new thread smell

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 05:25 PM (BbGew)

2 Corgi dutifully called

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 05:25 PM (BbGew)

3 Very strange. Why is this happening?

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 05:25 PM (oTYTN)

4 Job market is stronk, like Russian bear!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

5 This is only happening because people are working twothree jobs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Boy/L)

6 I I I did that.

Posted by: King Putt at April 11, 2019 05:26 PM (IP6Mf)

7

Even if the Fed raises rates another 1/4 point it wouldn't slow down the Economy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:26 PM (ejYlW)

8 *hrrk*

Scraps!

*hnnrrk*

Mere Scraps!!!

*passes out*

Posted by: Nancy "The Adult In the Room" Pelosi at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Ct55T)

9 But planned layoffs are at a high, or something!!!

Also, people are paying more in taxes due to the Trump tax cuts, because refund checks are smaller!!!

Posted by: The MSM at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (I2/tG)

10 Not in my district.

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (h8SF8)

11 Still not tired of winning!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (mRuSo)

12 Jobs a four letter word

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (O2RFr)

13 Pretty soon jobless claims will be negative, with everyone holding four or five jobs.....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

14 I wonder what the labor participation rate is now. That's the really important number. Oh, that's right. It would shame Barky and boost Trump, so we'll never hear of it again.

Posted by: pep at April 11, 2019 05:27 PM (T6t7i)

15 Whut about my Funemployment!
Whut about living my dream of living as a surfbum poet?

With all these jobs now I'll HAVE to work because there won't be any real excuse for not working!

Hallelujah I'm a bum,
Hallelujah bum again.
Hallelujah give us a handout to revive us again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (37IEG)

16 See! Everything is falling!! Just Like Paul Krugman said!!! We told you Trump would ruin the economy!!!

Posted by: Demtards at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (0rsWa)

17 If the Fed can just keep things stabile, I think the economy will be fine until 2020. They just got way too aggressive with interest rates too quickly. This should have started under Obama, but he had the benefit of lackeys in there that wanted to keep interest rates at zero while he was in office.

Trump has learned, which is why he's putting loyalists in there now, not "respected" Deep State Establishment hacks that want to see him go down.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (UfkIY)

18 If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (uGHnY)

19 Yeah ... but with all this explosive labor growth - are we really doing the right thing by corporate profits ? What if the cost of satisfying all this new consumer demand crosses the economic risk horizon of America's Boardrooms ?

Hah !!! Got ya' again. Like I give a shit. If everyone's working and spending, the Chamber of Commerce will just have to figure it out. In other words - fuck 'em.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (FGqNS)

20
Mortgage Rates are Unchanged from the Fed rate hikes -- we were told by the "experts" that Mortgage rates would be greatly impacted (and house sales would plummet) by the rate hikes. Never happened.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (ejYlW)

21 Work! Work!

Posted by: Maynard G Krebs at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (37IEG)

22 I'm here to tell you guys this really sucks. Every time I try to retire, I get another job offer. It's crazy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (CVRjO)

23 This cannot be allowed to continue if people have jobs and can support themselves they won't vote in socialism and we can't have that can we? Suck it Leftists MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (2RvNA)

24 Job is best book in Bible maybe. Joblessness would really reduce its quality. Good to hear Joblessness is down.

Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (czLDv)

25 It's a frickin' Russian plot to get Trump re-elected! More collusion! It's in plain sight! Waaah!!!!

Posted by: Schiff, Swalwell and Pelosi at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (AMIL/)

26
Trump has learned, which is why he's putting loyalists in there now, not "respected" Deep State Establishment hacks that want to see him go down.

Except the stupid republicans, I'm talking to you Romney ,are voting down his choices

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

27 The Bulwark: "The Conservative Case for Lower Unemployment as a Negative Market Indicator"

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

28 If people didn't have to work or starve or go homeless this wouldn't be happening.

It goes to show how cruel America is to it's people.

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (IP6Mf)

29 18 If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (uGHnY)

Clap clap.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (0rsWa)

30 The price of Honduran tortillas is dropping like a rock.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

31 22 I'm here to tell you guys this really sucks. Every time I try to retire, I get another job offer. It's crazy.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (CVRjO)

It's the man trying to force you to work.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (oTYTN)

32 28 If people didn't have to work or starve or go homeless this wouldn't be happening.

It goes to show how cruel America is to it's people.
Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (IP6Mf)

*its

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

33 the market should set interest rates and the Fed should follow, otherwise you have a small group of experts thinking they can fine tune things.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (ZqRa6)

34 How many jobs has President Trump saved or created? Since that is the metric used by the previous reign of error, I expect the same metric for President Trump.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (qC1Sy)

35 See! Everything is falling!! Just Like Paul Krugman said!!! We told you Trump would ruin the economy!!!
Posted by: Demtards at April 11, 2019 05:28 PM (0rsWa)

--------------------

Former Enron adviser Paul Krugman, who has correctly predicted 8 of the last 2 recessions.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (ffYR/)

36 A plant on the way to my house was putting in a permanent sign to announce they are hiring, instead of the banner they had been using.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (r71Ke)

37 31 22 I'm here to tell you guys this really sucks. Every time I try to retire, I get another job offer. It's crazy.

LOL, Husband would say the same thing... he finishes a job, he's actually retired, and someone else wants him

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

38 If jobs were actually a good thy they wouldn't pay you to do them.

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (IP6Mf)

39 unexpectedly!

Posted by: dantesed at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (88xKn)

40 *its
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
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Gesundheit.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (qC1Sy)

41 Job market is stronk, like Russian bear!

Has to be a lot of flop sweat at the DNC and the Washington Post. Trying to beat Trump with the strongest economy in half a century is going to be a real problem.

Besides misdirection about the state of the economy, I expect that the Democrats and their billionaire backers are strategizing about what they can do to sabotage the economy in the next year and a half. A recession is their only hope.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (I2/tG)

42 It's the man trying to force you to work.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (oTYTN)

*****

Damn.
Da Man trying to keep me up!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (CVRjO)

43 You know who's interfering with the US job market to make it appear strong?

The Russians. Ask AllahPundit's leftwing blog pals.

-------

Yer shittin' me... is that a real thing they're saying? Or is ace just snarking, here?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (AzW6q)

44 A plant on the way to my house was putting in a
permanent sign to announce they are hiring, instead of the banner they
had been using.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (r71Ke)


Damn ... when the flora and fauna are looking to pay for help, we are officially in uncharted territory !!!

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (FGqNS)

45 Hi Insom!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)

46 Is true that we make jobs for Amerikanskis. Need many stronk lobbyists to influence Troomp.

Posted by: Tsar Vladimir I at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

47 Mortgage Rates are Unchanged from the Fed rate hikes -- we were told by the "experts" that Mortgage rates would be greatly impacted (and house sales would plummet) by the rate hikes. Never happened.
...

And don't forget the tariffs.

Which i was admittedly nervous about.

Posted by: HA at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (MAstk)

48 44 A plant on the way to my house was putting in a
permanent sign to announce they are hiring, instead of the banner they
had been using.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (r71Ke)

Damn ... when the flora and fauna are looking to pay for help, we are officially in uncharted territory !!!

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (FGqNS)

Looking for pollinators.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

49 'Them jobs ain't coming back' - Chicago Jesus

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (QLvwG)

50 Damn ... when the flora and fauna are looking to pay for help, we are officially in uncharted territory !!!

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:31 PM (FGqNS)
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LOL.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (qC1Sy)

51 People only work because they get shot shopping without money. Living in America is living with a gun to your head.

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (IP6Mf)

52 Hellooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

53 As you can see, my shovel ready jobs plan is working.
I've done a pretty well I think
And yet no one gives me any credit.
I mean, come on.
It's so obvious this is a result of my policies.
I literally did this!
Practically by myself in fact.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (37IEG)

54 Wow, more good news for America? That really sucks.

Posted by: A Democrat at April 11, 2019 05:33 PM (eAZVt)

55
the latest Freedom Toon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_naX0HTn6k

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:33 PM (ejYlW)

56 Labor participation and wage rates are both up as well, first time in like 15 years

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)

57 Trying to beat Trump with the strongest economy in half a century is going to be a real problem.

Hence the loud, renewed calls for directly paid cash for votes reparations.

Posted by: Bert G at April 11, 2019 05:33 PM (OMsf+)

58 DogEater's economic numbers were always revised later to worse values, while Trump's are always revised later to better values. Odd that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 05:34 PM (9GaEk)

59
48 Looking for pollinators

that's sexist.

Posted by: Pollinatrix at April 11, 2019 05:34 PM (sGtp+)

60 A job is just God's way of telling you some rich white bastard has your money.

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:34 PM (IP6Mf)

61 Watch me get this car (enconomy) out of the ditch! - Chicago Jesus

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (QLvwG)

62
Amazing, isn't it, what having a president who understands how a free market is supposed to operate makes for our economy. All types of unexpected good things start to happen when the government's boot is taken off of the economy's throat.
Welcome to the New New Normal. Free markets FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (HaL55)

63 Rich people don't work so why should you?

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (IP6Mf)

64 Nice sidebar about The Investor which was fascinating. But you forgot to mention Joe Biden who was shown prominently in the movie on stage praising Elizabeth Holmes.

And, in fairness to Bill Clinton, he just wanted to bang her. He didn't care if it worked or not.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (OD2ni)

65 Gentlepersons, otherkin, transexual advarks and confused genderless personalities.

We must find a way to stop this!


Posted by: DNC Backroom Planners at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (37IEG)

66 Without a socialist unemployment insurance system we would have no jobless claims.

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (iQKgg)

67 "And don't forget the tariffs.
Which i was admittedly nervous about."

My Swedish steel supplier finally got their tariff exemptions approved. It's a shitload of paperwork, and they have to reapply every year, but the price is back to normal.

Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (eAZVt)

68 Even Ilhan Omar has a job.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

69 We need more brown people to do the jobs Americans don't want to, uh.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (tjEAM)

70 Wage rates are going up - only a massive surge in immigration can save us! Save us, GOPe!

Remember, cheap labor made America great!

Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (I2/tG)

71 Thanks, Insom, for correcting those its/it's and less/fewer errors so I don't have to.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at April 11, 2019 05:36 PM (S+f+m)

72 Anyone care to watch me make a dam?

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:36 PM (OD2ni)

73 The first comment on that tweet? A claim its all bad low paying jobs and nobody gets benefits. Same crap they claimed when Reagan was booming the economy.

I remember "blues" songs coming out about how hard it was for the workin' man in like 1986. Nobody believed that crap but they had to push it or people might notice they were doing really well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 05:36 PM (39g3+)

74 47 Mortgage Rates are Unchanged from the Fed rate hikes -- we were told by the "experts" that Mortgage rates would be greatly impacted (and house sales would plummet) by the rate hikes. Never happened.
...

And don't forget the tariffs.

Which i was admittedly nervous about.

Posted by: HA at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (MAstk)

It's complicated but banks make their money on a spread. Rates were low enough previously that banks didn't follow the rates all the way down. From what I recall there was estimated to be a 1percent wiggle room where rates would rise but banks wouldn't increase rates according to peeps in the business.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 05:36 PM (oTYTN)

75 Unexpectedly winning & Hardon for more than 4 hours

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 05:36 PM (BqBId)

76
A plant on the way to my house was putting in a permanent sign to announce they are hiring, instead of the banner they had been using.


Banners are bush league

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 05:36 PM (TAmPV)

77 Practically by myself in fact.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (37IEG)


It's true Barry - you were a better economist than your economists. Then again - my teenage boy is a better economist than your economists. And his brain is pretty much only concerned about Fortnight and split-tail.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:37 PM (FGqNS)

78 My economic theories simply dosn't work without my "reserve army of the unemployed".

Damn you, Trump!

Posted by: Karl Marx at April 11, 2019 05:37 PM (I2/tG)

79 "Watch me get this car (enconomy) out of the ditch! - Chicago Jesus"

*spins tires and drives car farther into ditch*

Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 05:37 PM (eAZVt)

80 53 As you can see, my shovel ready jobs plan is working.
I've done a pretty well I think
And yet no one gives me any credit.
I mean, come on.
It's so obvious this is a result of my policies.
I literally did this!
Practically by myself in fact.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 11, 2019 05:32 PM (37IEG)


_____


Funny how my mind automatically read that in the voice of that dude who does the Obama retard parodies for those Rush Limbaugh bits ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 05:37 PM (9GaEk)

81 The Russians. Ask AllahPundit's leftwing blog pals.

I was at HA yesterday, on a bad gamble. I saw a title subject that I wanted moar details on, and just hoped it wasn't an AllahPendejo piece.

I lost. Since I already clicked the fucker, I read it. And sure as shit, AP was hammerin' on Trump in the first para. And the second, and the...

I wouldn't bother giving this guy a bag of dicks. He ain't worth it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Z4rgH)

82 But you forgot to mention Joe Biden who was shown prominently in the movie on stage praising Elizabeth Holmes.

--

I think you meant he was trying to feel her up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (YslsA)

83 I'm a little confused. What part of the welfare state do we need more money for Democrats?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (tjEAM)

84 Wage rates are going up - only a massive surge in immigration can save us! Save us, GOPe!

Remember, cheap labor made America great!
Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (I2/tG)

----------------------

Edwin S. Rubenstein publishes interesting statistics about native versus immigrant employment...

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (iQKgg)

85 If there wasn't any free shit given away here how many would be sneaking in here?

Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (IP6Mf)

86 21 Work! Work!

... and be happy.

Posted by: another helpful hint from the committee's almanac at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (sGtp+)

87 Quick - Let's cut the benefits that people aren't using.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 05:39 PM (uwOBA)

88 In Soviet Russia, jobs report you!

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 05:39 PM (9GaEk)

89 If Trump can pull of a deal with China, and it sounds like he getting close, the economy is going bang zoom, right to the moon, Alice!

To soon Israel?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 05:39 PM (/tuJf)

90 Allahpundit? That pathetic loser hasnt taken a whole bottle of pink sleeping pills yet? What a shame.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 05:39 PM (R5V4T)

91 Arbeit Macht Frei, declares Furhrer Trump!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (czLDv)

92 A plant on the way to my house was putting in a permanent sign to announce they are hiring, instead of the banner they had been using.


Banners are bush league
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


I'm sure the sign will take root.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (CVRjO)

93 Be happy in your wok!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)

94
What's that song that goes I hear the secrets that you keep...when you're talking in your sleep?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (ejYlW)

95 Even loser Millennials are finding employment.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (J9wxX)

96
'Them jobs ain't coming back' - Chicago Jesus

"What's he going to use, a magic wand?" - TFG

Abracadabra, you Progressive asshole. That's how a real American does it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (HaL55)

97 Hey, the people "unwilling to work" still don't have jobs!

And, after all, jobs are icky. Did you think I liked showing off my tits at the bartender job, so I would get tips?

I still can't understand why an economic genius like myself couldn't get a better job until now.

Posted by: Chiquita Krushchev at April 11, 2019 05:40 PM (I2/tG)

98 Raising mortgage rates would be racist.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (AfYvi)

99 Finally President Barrack Obama's wise policies are bearing fruit!

Trump will be responsible for the recession that's coming soon.

Posted by: Hard Hitting Media at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (Xo3T0)

100 58 DogEater's economic numbers were always revised later to worse values, while Trump's are always revised later to better values. Odd that ...
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 05:34 PM (9GaEk)
]

It really IS telling, isn't it?

By chance there should have been some crossover, but there isn't. DogEater's numbers were always reported high, then downgraded. PDT's are just the opposite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

101 Unexpectedly low jobless claims are exactly why we need more socialism ... or something ... maybe bike paths ... or to see the underacted Mueller report. Sorry, I forget what the DNC talking points were supposed to be today, but whatever they say is what I also say because Trump is bad.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (hdzef)

102 "Watch me get this car (enconomy) out of the ditch! - Chicago Jesus"



*spins tires and drives car farther into ditch*



Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 05:37 PM (eAZVt)

Just before the underinflated spinning rear tires explode from the heat at full throttle, he buries the rear axle in the mud.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (QLvwG)

103
When I hold you in my arms at night
Don't you know you're sleeping in a spotlight

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (ejYlW)

104 How 'bout them Mariners! Even the bullpen has found gainful employment!

See how I worked that into the subject of this thread?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (CVRjO)

105 50 years ago America was killing young men by the thousands in the jungles of Vietnam. That kept unemployment down. Plus manufacturing the tools of war kept people busy.

Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (IP6Mf)

106 And to think, all of this and Trump didn't even need that silly American Recovery and Reinvestment Act Signage.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (uwOBA)

107 32 28 If people didn't have to work or starve or go homeless this wouldn't be happening.

It goes to show how cruel America is to it's people.
Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:29 PM (IP6Mf)

*its
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

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How dare you correct AOC! You don't even know what dialect she be using.

Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (RCnU/)

108 DRRRRUUUUUUMMMMPPPPFFF!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

109 I dont think Miss Chompers will survive her next election. I will miss her enthusiastic stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (R5V4T)

110 And all your dreams that you keep inside
You're telling me the secrets that you just can't hide

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (S+f+m)

111
Funny how my mind automatically read that in the voice of that dude who
does the Obama retard parodies for those Rush Limbaugh bits ...


Paul Shanklin, I'm pretty sure is his name. Talented fellow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (HaL55)

112 85 If there wasn't any free shit given away here how many would be sneaking in here?

Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (IP6Mf)


|--|

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (AfYvi)

113 @JuliansRum
The unsealed Assange indictment was issued March 6, 2018. The next day Q dropped a cryptic message about Assange. Later that month, the Embassy cut Assange's internet. Don't know how, but I believe they're all connected.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (BqBId)

114 98 Raising mortgage rates would be racist.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (AfYvi)


I think it's NOT raising mortgage rates would be racist. Along with leaving them alone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

115 Speaking of: -again- the Republican Senate is cucking by promising to vote down Herman Cain, who has less scandal and more relevant experience than most Senators. If a former chairman of a regional Fed isn't qualified, who the hell is? And of course, Hot Air cheers them on.

If Mitch McConnell is trying to make the case that the Senate needs to be cleansed with fire, buddy it's okay. You've made the sale. Approving the President's obvious choices is a baseline for keeping your jobs, not an attaboy moment. And if any Senator can cuck no matter how red, the obvious rejoinder is that they -all- deserve to die.

I reflect on how much worse this process could have been if the President insisted on making these smart choices two years ago. We'd be looking at an impeachment trial.

Posted by: trev006 at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (6n54H)

116 "This is unacceptable -- people are being enslaved once again by job-lock! We warned you that they were going to put you back in chains ..." -- Nanzi "lockjaw from too many strokes" Pelosi

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 05:44 PM (9GaEk)

117 109 I dont think Miss Chompers will survive her next election. I will miss her enthusiastic stupidity.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (R5V4T)


I suspect you're right.

Of course, I thought Crowley might get elected after all when he remained on the ballot, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

118 How do you say Work Will Make Your Wallet Fat In This Economy in German ?

Thankfully, I didn't get pinched too hard during Obama - but I'm genuinely damned glad for the folks that did and are getting back in this economy. That shit can be hard on your mind and your pride - not being able to provide.

But this ain't enough. I want High School Grads turning down college because of the scandalous money to be made right now in a skilled trade or other in-demand job. Starting to see a little of that. I want to see more.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:45 PM (FGqNS)

119 "How 'bout them Mariners! Even the bullpen has found gainful employment!
See how I worked that into the subject of this thread?
"
-Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (CVRjO)

I wish there were someone with a Baseball Thread that would have predicted this...

...but I remember his Threads didn't get many over one-hundred posts, so...

*shrugs*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 11, 2019 05:45 PM (Ckg4U)

120 If there wasn't any free shit given away here how many would be sneaking in here?
Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (IP6Mf)

The SC decided we can't take away the carrot.

Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:45 PM (OE84+)

121 "But you forgot to mention Joe Biden who was shown prominently in the movie on stage praising Elizabeth Holmes.

--

I think you meant he was trying to feel her up.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada"


She did have long blonde hair and was rich so probably bought really expensive hair products. The smell of her hair drove Joe crazy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 11, 2019 05:45 PM (OD2ni)

122 It's a nine way tie for at the top at the Masters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2019 05:46 PM (gC2IV)

123 How is it that everything is always "unexpected" when there are so many "experts"?

I am hereby coining a new term ... "unexpecperts"

Posted by: RighterthanU at April 11, 2019 05:46 PM (AUtxU)

124 Just wait a few months. Japan is finally doing a bilateral trade agreement with the US. That's the Numero Uno economy and the #3 economy on the planet. That's 30% of the entire GDP on the damn planet.

China is not going to like what happens next.

Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2019 05:46 PM (TeLTN)

125 they're going to have to start paying people more.

or flood the country with poor immigrants who'll work cheap.

Posted by: x at April 11, 2019 05:46 PM (nFwvY)

126 My recovery benefited only the deserving - rich white gentry liberals living in big blue cities.

Trump's so-called recovery is benefiting the peasantry as well - how do you expect the Democrats to hold on to their votes, if they aren't economically dependent on the government?

And don't get me started on the useless white working class - we were well on the way to killing them off, and then Trump stupidly improves their economic prospects.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 11, 2019 05:47 PM (I2/tG)

127 Yeah, I don't know. Life is very weird in Metro Detroit.

An anecdote: there is a summer amphitheater here that is being managed by the people who own Little Caesars arena. In the past, when they were operated by different people, the crew managers were paid $30+, and that was not enough, considering the days would run from 7am to 2am, including weekends and holidays.


Those positions, which were full time, are now part time and paying minimum wage with nothing but a high school diploma.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 05:47 PM (fhgs6)

128 Cortez will not lose the election.
Her district is surrounded by dims. They would have to do one hell of a gerrymander to filter out votes for her.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:47 PM (AfYvi)

129 Yeah, well, the unwokeness rate is still pretty high.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

130 AOC getting unelected would be a tragedy. We should push for a narrow amendment to the 13th Amendment allowing the feds to seize her and keep her in a cage on the floor of the House if she loses so that we never have to be without her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 11, 2019 05:48 PM (czLDv)

131 Boy, Kristol/Sykes are really doubling down on assholery by having that nasty Twitter troll Brandt as a full time writer at the Cuckshed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 11, 2019 05:48 PM (OD2ni)

132 104 How 'bout them Mariners! Even the bullpen has found gainful employment!


Trading Cano to the Mets is just a coincidence?

Posted by: dantesed at April 11, 2019 05:48 PM (88xKn)

133 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!?

Posted by: DNC at April 11, 2019 05:48 PM (uwOBA)

134 120 If there wasn't any free shit given away here how many would be sneaking in here?
Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (IP6Mf)

The SC decided we can't take away the carrot.

Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:45 PM (OE84+)



This should be revisited.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:48 PM (AfYvi)

135

I dont think Miss Chompers will survive her next election. I will miss her enthusiastic stupidity.


Don't think for a second that she'll never be heard from again after she loses. Progda will prop her up even more than they're doing now. We'll continue to hear her Marxist/Progressive bullshit, but the good part is, she won't have any power, thank goodness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 05:48 PM (HaL55)

136 69 We need more brown people to do the jobs Americans don't want to, uh.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 05:35 PM (tjEAM)
----------------------------------
Of course there are plenty of brown and black AMERICANS that might like some work.
Not that Obama and the Dems ever gave a crap about that.

The numbers that should truly shame the leftists are the ones on "minority" unemployment.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (Rxduq)

137 Sometimes you don't have a job. Ain't nuttin' wrong wid dat.

Posted by: AOC at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (hjaPQ)

138 It waz unexpectedly the Rooskies!

Posted by: That Irredeemable Guy Who Always Says... at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (EgshT)

139 The last time the peasants had it so good we got the Great Society and revised immigration law. Medicare for all this time?

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (iQKgg)

140 "they're going to have to start paying people more."

I am an actual employer, and I am actually paying my employees more!

Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (eAZVt)

141
What's the opposite of a Cuck? I don't know the term.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (ejYlW)

142 Heigh Ho!

Posted by: Seven Dwarfs at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (QLvwG)

143 The Conservative Case For High Unemployment: Why Starving Deplorables is Good for America in the Age of Trump

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

144

Zombie would know.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (ejYlW)

145 so I just saw the reference to what some here were talking about earlier - Mueller kicked the Greg Craig case to the SDNY, they tried to punt on it, saying they didn't have enough evidence to do anything, but then the DC office grabbed it up and went ahead with it. Now that's a pretty curious chain of events for a case to go through.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

146 How is it that everything is always "unexpected" when there are so many "experts"?

I am hereby coining a new term ... "unexpecperts"
Posted by: RighterthanU at April 11, 2019 05:46 PM (AUtxU)

I've been at all the important tables.

They're not that smart.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (OE84+)

147 I am an actual employer, and I am actually paying my employees more!
Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (eAZVt)


Easier to do when you've got some consumer demand and profits I imagine.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (FGqNS)

148 Cortez will not lose the election. 
Her district is surrounded by dims. They would have to do one hell of a gerrymander to filter out votes for her.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:47 PM

My understanding is that she won with about 4% of her district's eligible voters actually voting for her. Turnout is the key to unseating her in a primary. Her destruction of the Amazon deal has made people in her district more politically and economically aware.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (YOLyW)

149 141 What's the opposite of a Cuck? I don't know the term.

paolo?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (sGtp+)

150 "What's the opposite of a Cuck? I don't know the term.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter"


The Paolo

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (OD2ni)

151 I'm waiting for he gynecological field to open up more.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 05:51 PM (tjEAM)

152 141
What's the opposite of a Cuck? I don't know the term.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (ejYlW)

"That Guy Fucks"

Posted by: literally serious at April 11, 2019 05:51 PM (SB5Q1)

153 nothing makes cucks happier after a hard day of shuffleboard than to get back to their cabin and , unexpectedly find his airtight wife moaning in ecstasy.

like ringing the dinnerbell for a hoover.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 05:51 PM (MTjB1)

154 Now that we're past 100, what is it with dems not living in the district they "represent"?

http://tinyurl.com/y29qsywf

Posted by: Bert G at April 11, 2019 05:51 PM (OMsf+)

155 We just lost two engineers: they're breaking off to start their own small business. I guess they're Tools of Putin, making that BadOrangeMan look good.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2019 05:51 PM (5Yee7)

156 What's the opposite of a Cuck? I don't know the term.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake C


bull



my dad would say, "don't give me some cuck and bull story about how the liquor cabinet got raided."

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (MTjB1)

157
135 Don't think for a second that she'll never be heard from again after she loses. Progda will prop her up even more than they're doing now.

cortez / tactile biden 2020!

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

158 This Elizabeth Holmes character is psycho.

Posted by: literally serious at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (SB5Q1)

159 Wait until they add in all the jobs saved and funded!!

It's really going to blow the doors off!

Wait! We're not doing that any more?

What changed?

Oh right: January 2016.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (TN1P5)

160 The Paolo

--

Little Known Fact: Bozo Conservative is actually The Paolo's father.

/"exchange student from Brazil's sister visiting back in the day"

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (fhgs6)

161
Plus, AOC still has to survive the ethics charges against her and her Prog handlers, The Young Turds and that gang of idiots. I hope they all get sent up the river. And that still won't shut her up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55)

162 151 I'm waiting for he gynecological field to open up more.
---
Two words: Psychiatric Gynecology

Posted by: That Guy from The Graduate at April 11, 2019 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

163 120 If there wasn't any free shit given away here how many would be sneaking in here?
Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:38 PM (IP6Mf)

The SC decided we can't take away the carrot.
Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:45 PM (OE84+)
-------------------------------
Most insane decision ever.
Okay, there are a few others, but.......

Congress should have addressed this legislatively.
But no. *spit*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (Rxduq)

164 118 How do you say Work Will Make Your Wallet Fat In This Economy in German ?

Arbeit Macht deine Brieftasche Grosse!

maybe it would be kinda dark to put that over the doorway at your office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

165 What's the opposite of a Cuck? I don't know the term.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (ejYlW)

I'd say the Chad.

Posted by: trev006 at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (6n54H)

166 "they're going to have to start paying people more."

I am an actual employer, and I am actually paying my employees more!
Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 05:49 PM (eAZVt)

#metoo.

Does every high school senior either go to college or the military?

You can't find a 19-20 YO who wants to work.

Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (OE84+)

167 Even the bullpen has found gainful employment!

I read a funny story - during one of the years that Sandy Koufax was utterly dominating, pitching almost all complete games, the Dodgers bullpen got in the habit of going out drinking the night before one of Koufax's starts. After all, they knew that they wouldn't be needed the next day, right?

So, Koufax starts a game, and gets shelled early. Walter Alston comes out to the mound, and asks if Koufax feels OK. "Better than anyone you have in the bullpen", replied Koufax.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (I2/tG)

168 Trump Says Jobs Report is Good News, Pelosi Says it Isn't.

Here's Why They're Both Wrong.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

169 Psychiatric Gynecology
--

Just for fun, look up the original meaning of hysteria.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (fhgs6)

170 @RealSaavedra

Ocasio-Cortez claims that criticism of her and criticism of Ilhan Omar over Omar's 9/11 remarks "is an incitement of violence against progressive women of color" and that they are both victims.

https://tinyurl.com/y67gadp4

Video of her babbling...she's 'triggered'.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (cF8AT)

171 You know who isn't employed? Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2019 05:54 PM (gC2IV)

172 Bad economic news was unexpected under Obama.


Good economic news is unexpected under Trump.


I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's like there's some sort of bias here.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 11, 2019 05:54 PM (APnjM)

173 I'd say the Chad.

Well, we saw a lot of hung ones back in 2000.

Posted by: Florida at April 11, 2019 05:54 PM (OMsf+)

174 Two words: Psychiatric Gynecology

-
That's a growing field.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 05:54 PM (+y/Ru)

175 You can't find a 19-20 YO who wants to work.





Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (OE84+)

They are already employed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)

176 You know who isn't employed? Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at A



sure, but the have plenty to eat even now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 05:54 PM (MTjB1)

177 Trump Says Jobs Report is Good News, Pelosi Says it Isn't.


Here's Why They're Both Wrong.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
--

Shocking Facts About the New Jobs Report!

Posted by: buzzfeed at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (fhgs6)

178
Barry's economy golden age has finally gotten here!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (OLCnA)

179 But this ain't enough. I want High School Grads turning down college because of the scandalous money to be made right now in a skilled trade or other in-demand job. Starting to see a little of that. I want to see more.
--------
Local community college here has a problem with students in their welding program being hired away before they can complete the program...in mass numbers.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (mRuSo)

180 You can't find a 19-20 YO who wants to work.
Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (OE84+)


I got a 14 YO I'll rent ya'.

Bonus - if he screws up, I kick his ass for you !!!

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (FGqNS)

181 My understanding is that she won with about 4% of her district's eligible voters actually voting for her.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 05:50 PM (YOLyW)

That was in the primary.

IIRC, 106K in the general.

Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (OE84+)

182 I'm waiting for the gynecological field to open up more.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 05:51 PM (tjEAM)


No harm in speculumating a bit.

Posted by: Seven Dwarfs at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (QLvwG)

183 >>I got a 14 YO I'll rent ya'.


What do you have in an 8 year old?

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM (uwOBA)

184 Here's Why We Owe The Jobs Boom the President Obama

Posted by: buzzfeed at April 11, 2019 05:56 PM (fhgs6)

185 Ocasio-Cortez claims that criticism of her and criticism of Ilhan Omar over Omar's 9/11 remarks "is an incitement of violence against progressive women of color" and that they are both victims. "

AOC - "SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!! SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

186 >>I'm waiting for the gynecological field to open up more.


You better have good people skills. Customers can get awfully lippy these days.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 05:56 PM (uwOBA)

187 170 @RealSaavedra

Ocasio-Cortez claims that criticism of her and criticism of Ilhan Omar over Omar's 9/11 remarks "is an incitement of violence against progressive women of color" and that they are both victims.

https://tinyurl.com/y67gadp4

Video of her babbling...she's 'triggered'.
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 05:53 PM (cF8AT)


Is there a website where they get those same phrases?

An email chain?

Secret handshakes?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 11, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

188 Cortez tactile nuclear projection.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (AfYvi)

189 The High Cost of Low Unemployment in a Market Economy: A Trump-Skeptical View

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (AzW6q)

190 >>The unsealed Assange indictment was issued March 6, 2018.

March 6, 2018.

huh

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

191 The economy can't be doing well, since me and my friends are all getting laid off.

Posted by: Buzzfeed at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (I2/tG)

192 That was in the primary.

IIRC, 106K in the general.

Posted by: golfman at April 11, 2019 05:55 PM

Yes, and the next primary is where she will be unseated, not in the general election.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (erKsD)

193 The Jobless Claims are the Macguffin.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (uwOBA)

194
Obama's recovery summer has finally arrived.

Posted by: MSNBC at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (TAmPV)

195 Missed the last thread.

Trump is blessed to have enemies that are so virulently evil AND retarded.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (bQQXj)

196 Off Disney sock

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (QLvwG)

197 183 >>I got a 14 YO I'll rent ya'. "

Do ya know why Abraham was asked to sacrifice Isaac when he was 12 years old? Because if he'd been 13, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice! BA-DUMP TCHA!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

198 Sandy might certainly be able to win reelection, Leftists will turn out to vote in Mad Maxine time and again,

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (BbGew)

199 105 50 years ago America was killing young men by the thousands in the jungles of Vietnam. That kept unemployment down. Plus manufacturing the tools of war kept people busy.
Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 05:42 PM (IP6Mf)

---

and a draft...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (Q8Fq+)

200 the real kicker is the number of jobs saved, no one will ever report those.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 05:58 PM (MTjB1)

201 190 >>The unsealed Assange indictment was issued March 6, 2018.

March 6, 2018.

huh
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (/tuJf)

Hmmm....something was delivered to Barr the day before I think. Now what was it?

*taps chin...thinking*

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (cF8AT)

202 Lucianne.com is down and yep, it's aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (hjaPQ)

203 I got very suspicious of unemployment numbers during the presidency of the Jug-Eared-One.

Has anybody squared these economic numbers with the overall employment numbers? Didn't they call that the U6 or something?

Not trying to be a jackass here, just want to be honest.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (xptlg)

204 OK. You got Assange.


Now. Do Soros.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (uwOBA)

205 Hmmm....something was delivered to Barr the day before I think. Now what was it?

*taps chin...thinking*
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (cF8AT)

Oh wait...I missed 2018.

Nevermind...

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:00 PM (cF8AT)

206 >>Hmmm....something was delivered to Barr the day before I think. Now what was it?

It's 2019 now, Boo Boo.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:00 PM (/tuJf)

207 50 years ago America was killing young men by the thousands in the jungles of Vietnam. That kept unemployment down. Plus manufacturing the tools of war kept people busy.



---


and a draft...

--

Yep. Back in the day, my Dad said we needed wars to thin the herd.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 06:00 PM (fhgs6)

208

Whores are never unemployed. Sure, you may call your self a bartender, journalist, congressperson but really, your just a whore.

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 06:00 PM (UFLLM)

209 In 2020 America will have to decide, do you want:

1) economic prosperity, freedom and heritage

or

2) Venezuelan socialism, speech/dress codes and normalized pedophilia

You have to be concerned that half of your neighbors prefer category 2.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:01 PM (30ke1)

210 I'd love to say Glenn Kessler was wrong about comparing Omar and Bush, but is he really? The only difference is that one is a terrorist mouthpiece, and the other is an amiable dunce who relentlessly followed a policy of failure rather than call out the specific problem.

Both had the same goal of minimizing the issue. And both work on the same side of antifa leftism.

Posted by: trev006 at April 11, 2019 06:01 PM (6n54H)

211 Listening to Rich Zeoli 1210am on Assange, it's not clear who is pulling these strings to get him here. Is it the Swamp creatures of the DOJ? no friends of President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:01 PM (BbGew)

212
Lucianne.com is down


Is her server on the moon?

Posted by: MSNBC at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (TAmPV)

213 Shaddup, Yogi...

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (cF8AT)

214 Ocasio-Cortez claims that criticism of her and criticism of Ilhan Omar
over Omar's 9/11 remarks "is an incitement of violence against
progressive women of color" and that they are both victims.


Just shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, chompers.

Posted by: That Irredeemable Guy Who Always Says... at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (EgshT)

215 Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:00 PM (/tuJf)
*****
Assange Not Gregg Craig ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (BqBId)

216 Now what was it?



*taps chin...thinking*

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (cF8AT)

2018?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

217 It's like Brexit except with a plan. Or not.

youtube.com/watch?v=XRIZZtSK4EU

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (LuPts)

218 Listening to Rich Zeoli 1210am on Assange, it's not clear who is pulling these strings to get him here. Is it the Swamp creatures of the DOJ? no friends of President Trump.
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:01 PM (BbGew)


Asange will show up, deny he ever got anything from RUSSIA, and again all but say he got it all from Seth Rich.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:03 PM (1g7ch)

219
You have to be concerned that half of your neighbors prefer category 2.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:01 PM (30ke1)

With a side order of infanticide? Yes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:03 PM (t6MX/)

220 Yeah, you're a kook if you think Omar and Bush are comparable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 11, 2019 06:03 PM (czLDv)

221 >>Assange Not Gregg Craig ?

Yes, long before Barr came along.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:03 PM (/tuJf)

222 Everything's "unexpected" when it doesn't help the Commies.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 06:03 PM (pgXNG)

223 Back in the day, my Dad said we needed wars to thin the herd.

-
What's you got for Jerry Nadler?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

224 Anyone else read about that Barbara Bush autobiography where she says Nancy Reagan used to call them the "Shrubs"?

I laugh every single time I think of that. Funny how I never really took to Nancy Reagan much, but she's growing on me.

Posted by: squeakywheel at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (VoolF)

225 209 In 2020 America will have to decide, do you want:

1) economic prosperity, freedom and heritage

or

2) Venezuelan socialism, speech/dress codes and normalized pedophilia

You have to be concerned that half of your neighbors prefer category 2.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:01 PM (30ke1)


I do. But as for those neighbors, have they been dumbed down by garbage educators, or do they really hate their own country that much?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (sy5kK)

226 I mean, it'd be nice if Assange had something on the Five Eyes, but it seems doubtful that he does.

Unless they're serious about going after Podesta, this just seems like it's going to hurt PDT with the Channers, who will go full Yang Gang.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (pgXNG)

227 @ Norm MacDonald, LOL:

http://tinyurl.com/yyz286dy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (AzW6q)

228 Ocasio-Cortez claims that criticism of her and criticism of Ilhan Omar
over Omar's 9/11 remarks "is an incitement of violence against
progressive women of color" and that they are both victims.


Just shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, chompers.
Posted by: That Irredeemable Guy Who Always Says... at April 11, 2019 06:02 PM (EgshT)


Ah, the progtard classic
"Your speech is violence"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (1g7ch)

229 "Anyone care to watch me make a dam?"

Poetry.

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (/gtC8)

230 Not trying to be a jackass here, just want to be honest.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (xptlg)


A tad below 60% through the 50s, steady climb to about 67% in 2000 - as we went to dual-income. Slid to 63% thanks to Barry ... we're just now showing signs of trending up ... but the curve leveled off VERY sharply under Trump. We had nowhere nearly hit bottom under Obama. We were heading back under 60%.


Just search labor participation rate at the US Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (FGqNS)

231 when will wikileaks release their doomsday file? or the decryption key?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

232
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (KCxzN)

233 So it begins. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: so it begins guy at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (K3B2k)

234 Ocasio-Cortez claims that criticism of her and criticism of Ilhan Omar over Omar's 9/11 remarks "is an incitement of violence against progressive women of color" and that they are both victims. "

I'm sure corpulent Cap'n Bill agrees.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (eAMlh)

235 when will wikileaks release their doomsday file? or the decryption key?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

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Lotta people gotta be shittin' bricks about that right about now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 06:07 PM (AzW6q)

236 Yeah, you're a kook if you think Omar and Bush are comparable.
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And bush was referring to a group who had not yet been identified. Who they were is well documented fact now.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 11, 2019 06:07 PM (mRuSo)

237 Yudhishthira's Dice



you have been on fire today


Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:08 PM (MTjB1)

238 THE NEW NORMAL. OMFG ::SADFACE::

Posted by: 13times at April 11, 2019 06:08 PM (K3B2k)

239 I do. But as for those neighbors, have they been dumbed down by garbage educators, or do they really hate their own country that much?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM

....

They've been conditioned, at every step and with the constant digital barrage, to be that way.

And they don't hate their own country. They've been trained to hate you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:08 PM (30ke1)

240 Space-X is going to try again to launch their Falcon Heavy at 5:35 pm.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (1g7ch)

241 labor participation has improved slightly under Trump ... after a long slide since 2002. It improved with Reagan, but imo, deficit spending and globalism took a toll starting in the late 90s, as jobs were sent overseas.

They dropped steadily ... now at about 63%, stable after Obama ended (Nov 2016) at 62.4%. I'm not sure how they count the illegal nannies and pool boys and such, or MS-13 drug dealers.

http://tinyurl.com/yc8pdcwy

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

242 Good news.

I also see the Israeli lander failed- or did it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (brgv3)

243 the other is an amiable dunce who relentlessly followed a policy of failure

Bush is also responsible for the Deep State crisis we are in today.

9-11 happened, arguably the worst US intelligence failure ever (at least the Japanese attack at Pearl Harbor was external to the United States - you didn't have Japanese infiltrating the US to attack it).

The intelligence agencies steeled themselves for a mass purge to weed out all the deadwood and incompetents responsible for this disaster - and nothing happened. Bush didn't fire anyone, and didn't set up any process to identify and terminate the people responsible. Nobody paid a price for the epic failure of the intelligence agencies.

That convinced the Deep State that they were bulletproof - that no matter what they did, that there would be no real consequences for their actions, with consequences that are very apparent today.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)

244 Check out Brian Cates twitter

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (BqBId)

245 Avenge me, Julian!

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (hjaPQ)

246 I'm sure others have expressed what I'm about to say but criticising ideas, or belief systems is not racist.

Everything Omar says is vile. And there's nothing racist about believing that.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (eAMlh)

247 192---Yes, and the next primary is where she will be unseated, not in the general election.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 05:57 PM (erKsD)
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Exactly. Constituents in her district will push the D-button like rats on crack in the general election, no matter who is running.
But in the primary, ...... we shall see.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (Rxduq)

248 Unless they're serious about going after Podesta,
this just seems like it's going to hurt PDT with the Channers, who will
go full Yang Gang.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 06:05 PM (pgXNG)

That's what I thought.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (t6MX/)

249
when will wikileaks release their doomsday file? or the decryption key?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (MTjB1)



Right after the Burt Reynolds Hollywood tell all book is released.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (TAmPV)

250 This is the only thing I could find for March 6, 2018 that *might* be relevant:

Former Russian Double Agent Critically Ill After Exposure to 'Unknown Substance' in Britain.

Probably not it though.

Spill Jack!

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

251 I laugh every single time I think of that. Funny how I never really took to Nancy Reagan much, but she's growing on me.

-
I read the other day that for some reason Guess Who played the White House and Nancy ordered them to not play American Woman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

252 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (brgv3)
*******
NAH !!! it landed............ Just at what Dave Mustaine would say as "High Speed Dirt"

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)

253 >>Everything Omar says is vile. And there's nothing racist about believing that.


There's nothing Racist about noting Islam is a Cancer on the asshole of Humanity.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:10 PM (uwOBA)

254 "235
when will wikileaks release their doomsday file? or the decryption key?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:06 PM (MTjB1)



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Lotta people gotta be shittin' bricks about that right about now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 06:07 PM (AzW6q)"
...Were it up to me, I'd be very tempted to nab him simply to prompt that, in PDT's position.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (eAshZ)

255 Bush isn't stupid he's skull and bones all the way.

Deep State would not have liked it if he, after nailing Saddam, had allowed the military administrative control of Iraq.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (AfYvi)

256 >>I mean, it'd be nice if Assange had something on the Five Eyes, but it seems doubtful that he does.

Unless they're serious about going after Podesta, this just seems like it's going to hurt PDT with the Channers, who will go full Yang Gang.

One of the main planks of the stupid Russia collusion scam was that Trump was colluding with Russia and Wikileaks to get the Clinton emails. Assange has said from day 1 that was a bullshit story and the media ignored him largely because he was locked away from the public eye in an Ecuadorian Embassy in London.

They aren't going to be able to ignore him now. And if he spills the beans on who actually gave him the emails that will be a bombshell that will have nothing to do with Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

257
The intelligence agencies steeled themselves for a mass purge to weed out all the deadwood and incompetents responsible for this disaster - and nothing happened. Bush didn't fire anyone, and didn't set up any process to identify and terminate the people responsible. Nobody paid a price for the epic failure of the intelligence agencies.

That convinced the Deep State that they were bulletproof - that no matter what they did, that there would be no real consequences for their actions, with consequences that are very apparent today.
Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)



Noting Happened?

George W did ramp up visas for arabs just to prove terrorism
does.not.work.

Here have a visa.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (1g7ch)

258 GWB was a figurehead/front-man for the GOPe, and did as ordered.

Posted by: davidt at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (PJ1jz)

259 you know, so long as there is nothing on Trump, and there should not be, arresting assange and having that file get decrypted could be all good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (MTjB1)

260 Didn't Killary want Assange to be assassinated ?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (r71Ke)

261 Phoebe Cates is on twitter?

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (6Qbq1)

262 Thank you, D R A !!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (xptlg)

263 Three items today that would have been skull-worthy during the O admin.

Heinlein would call it "good luck".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2019 06:13 PM (ClTgp)

264 Hey Horde

Great news! Lots of good news today, except the crashed moon landing, but even that has positive implications. They got very close to success and can learn from the experience.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:13 PM (IDhUW)

265 Phoebe Cates is on twitter?
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (6Qbq1)
*****
Sadly not looking like her prime & married Actor Kevin Klein

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:13 PM (BqBId)

266 we should cut a deal with snowden now too.


the wikileaks and snowden dirt were all assembled before Trump was ever considered to be worrisome.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (MTjB1)

267 Didn't Killary want Assange to be assassinated ?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (r71Ke)
*****
Wanted to Drone him

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

268 Barbara Bush was a blueblood snob who KNEW her family was better than those gauche, nouveau riche Reagans. Her autobiography reads more like the last confession of an awful person than a stirring remembrance.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (ju9gW)

269 the wikileaks file could be like a neutron bomb that only affects swamp creatures.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (MTjB1)

270 204 OK. You got Assange.


Now. Do Soros.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 05:59 PM (uwOBA)

I like this thinking

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (bcbK8)

271 >>Didn't Killary want Assange to be assassinated ?


In her Defense - killing those inconvenient to her aspirations has always worked out well, before.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (uwOBA)

272 Back In The Day when Bush The Younger was prez whenever there was good economic news we'd joke around about how Paul Krugman (I think it was him) was kicking his dog. We should revive that bit for NeverTrump - Jonah's Dingo Hardest Hit or something.

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (BvNzB)

273 And if he spills the beans on who actually gave him
the emails that will be a bombshell that will have nothing to do with
Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, the timing with the Mueller report, where that wikileaks nexus was the central assumption, is interesting.

Mueller had no interest in questioning Assange, which seems odd, given the predicate assumption one would assume in a prosecution for collusion (or conspiracy such as for the Russian national indictments) would have to be tested, that Russia hacked the DNC and gave the data to wikileaks.

It suggests that Mueller never had any intention of that assumption being tested in a court of law.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

274 what happens if PDT PARDONS Assange?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)

275 Now, if it had crashed into that Chinese outpost.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (AfYvi)

276 Nobody paid a price for the epic failure of the intelligence agencies. 

That convinced the Deep State that they were bulletproof - that no matter what they did, that there would be no real consequences for their actions, with consequences that are very apparent today.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)

Exactly. The rot has taken a long time to set in. Even post 9/ 11, Bush went out of his way to ignore CIA failures in assessing occupied Iraq, much less decisively end Iranian influence there or secure the WMDs that the CIA assured us were there. And that despite major blows to American civil liberties.

No one was going to take Bush to task for this at the time: I assumed he was just dealing with intractable problems. But given his silence in the face of Obamaism, and his despicable treachery against the vastly more successful Trump Administration, it's clear he's chosen his side.

Posted by: trev006 at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (6n54H)

277 Hindsight being 2020, the GOPe is awfully good at snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory: Bush in Iraq, McCain, Romney in elections.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (IDhUW)

278 you have been on fire today

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:08 PM (MTjB1)

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Thanks, Y5!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (AzW6q)

279 >>Spill Jack!

My point was more subtle. There has been a tendency over the last couple years to say "Nothing is happening" because like most normal investigations things were happening outside the public view.

Assange might have been arrested today but obviously the wheels were put in motion over a year ago. Just like two weeks ago there were a lot of voices saying "Horowitz is doing nothing". Now we know he will be delivering a very large report on FISA abuse as early as next month. If you go to the DOJ OIG website and look at what he's doing its a lot more than FISA abuse. And by statute, when the IG discovers a potential crime he must contact DOJ for possible prosecution.

Lots is happening. We just don't see all of it until they are ready to go public. Just like a normal working DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

280 Wanted to Drone him

That's "bone", not "drone". *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (EgshT)

281 Hopefully that Israeli lander at least left a big mark to be remembered by.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (BbGew)

282 The SpaceX webcast is about to start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMGu2d8c8g

Launch of the Falcon Heavy on its first operational mission is at 6:35 pm EDT.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (sdi6R)

283 Good news.



I also see the Israeli lander failed- or did it?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (brgv3)

That's only what they want you to think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (QLvwG)

284 Trump will have to disipline the agencies once for himself and again for Bush. He best make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (ClTgp)

285 Thanks, Y5!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at A



no, thank you.



the folks at sbux would like to thank you too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

286 I am sure all of you smarty-pants in the horde already know this but I just read that David Nunes has sent 8 criminal referrals to the DOJ.

Pass the popcorn and tequila.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (oiNtH)

287 Deep State would not have liked it if he, after nailing Saddam, had allowed the military administrative control of Iraq.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (AfYvi)


Big ass mistake by Bush, putting Iraq under Dept of State Bremer

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (1g7ch)

288 >>Lots is happening. We just don't see all of it


Like...Wow, Man.


That's DEEP.


Hey - Don't Bogart that joint!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (uwOBA)

289 what happens if PDT PARDONS Assange?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)

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An absolute meltdown on the Left. Aside from that, I'm not sure that it's in Trump's best interest to do it. Maybe if he strongly felt that Assange deserves clemency, but I highly doubt that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (AzW6q)

290 111
Funny how my mind automatically read that in the voice of that dude who
does the Obama retard parodies for those Rush Limbaugh bits ...

Paul Shanklin, I'm pretty sure is his name. Talented fellow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 05:43 PM (HaL55)


"The new Alexa" with AOC as Alexa makes me laugh every time I hear it. The same for "Forrest Gore".

Posted by: Sooner at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (fhxAP)

291 Why did Mueller go after Manafort and not Craig?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (IDhUW)

292 That's only what they want you to think.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (QLvwG)

Jewish wheels within wheels!!!


I also like the implication that it was a drone strike on the Chinese lander.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (brgv3)

293 Trump will have to disipline the agencies once for himself and again for Bush. He best make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

The MSM keeps reporting breathlessly that the PDT administration is in chaos!!! Trump keeps firing people that big meanie!

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (oiNtH)

294 274 what happens if PDT PARDONS Assange?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)

Ooh, then we see some larks.

Honestly, there's so much intrigue surrounding Assange that i'm not invested no matter what happens. I definitely know that with this President, there are no coincidences.

Posted by: trev006 at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (6n54H)

295 OT, I was walking around at work (I work at an airport) and I passed a woman wearing denim overalls with the bottoms cuffed up. And then I shit you not I realized "Come On Eileen" was playing over the loudspeakers. It was awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (Ez6QX)

296 And if he spills the beans on who actually gave him the emails that will be a bombshell that will have nothing to do with Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

I thought that it was confirmed it was the assasinat-er ah "mugged" Seth Rich, no?

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (BvNzB)

297 Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:16 PM (/tuJf)
******
That is because a lot of people & some here also think they need to been informed of everything that is happening behind the scenes like Garrett Morris' News for the Hearing Impaired

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (BqBId)

298 268 Barbara Bush was a blueblood snob who KNEW her family was better than those gauche, nouveau riche Reagans. Her autobiography reads more like the last confession of an awful person than a stirring remembrance.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (ju9gW)
---------------------------------------------

Two weeks ago it came out that GHWB had a 12 yr affair with a certain woman.
Today, and article by Roger Stone refers to her, among other things, as inebriated.

Pieces of the Bush family puzzle are coming together and they don't look pretty.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (AfYvi)

299 286 I am sure all of you smarty-pants in the horde already know this but I just read that David Nunes has sent 8 criminal referrals to the DOJ.

Pass the popcorn and tequila.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (oiNtH)

I'm hoping one of them is Clapper, and another is Glenn Simpson, and I see both of those as real possibilities.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)

300 And then I shit you not I realized "Come On Eileen" was playing over the loudspeakers. It was awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (Ez6QX)

You didn't!?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (t6MX/)

301 Didn't Killary want Assange to be assassinated ?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2019 06:12 PM (r71Ke)
*****
Wanted to Drone him
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)


If that happened Obama would still be in his private quarters, ah, 'studying' the film footage.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (1g7ch)

302 Why did Mueller go after Manafort and not Craig?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (IDhUW)
Because Craig is Deep State & Clinton Mafia Attorney & Obama WH Counsel

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (BqBId)

303 >>And then I shit you not I realized "Come On Eileen" was playing over the loudspeakers.



Oh Gods, no!

Posted by: Eileen the Ficus at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (uwOBA)

304 >>Why did Mueller go after Manafort and not Craig?

Look at the scope document he was given. There was a lot redacted but what wasn't redacted was specifically Manafort and his work with Russia and Ukraine.

I'm kind of curious what else he was charged with looking at under those redactions.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

305 Hopefully that Israeli lander at least left a big mark to be remembered by.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (BbGew)


It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost. So yeah.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:21 PM (QLvwG)

306 283 Good news.



I also see the Israeli lander failed- or did it?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:09 PM (brgv3)

That's only what they want you to think.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (QLvwG


I've heard through secret channels that there's already three pawn shops and a couple of jewelry stores already open on the moon.

Posted by: Sooner at April 11, 2019 06:22 PM (fhxAP)

307 Hopefully that Israeli lander at least left a big mark to be remembered by.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (BbGew)


It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost. So yeah.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:21 PM (QLvwG)

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Landed. Mission Accomplished!

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 06:22 PM (iQKgg)

308
It suggests that Mueller never had any intention of that assumption being tested in a court of law.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)



Before Mueller, before Comey was fired, they already started the 'obstruction' investigation.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:23 PM (1g7ch)

309 It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost. So yeah.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:21 PM (QLvwG)

Leave a good looking crater.

*holds up lighter*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:23 PM (brgv3)

310 Hopefully that Israeli lander at least left a big mark to be remembered by.



Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (BbGew)

Like a bank?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:23 PM (t6MX/)

311 Thank you, IlliniWek!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 11, 2019 06:23 PM (xptlg)

312 >>I thought that it was confirmed it was the assasinat-er ah "mugged" Seth Rich, no?

Never confirmed. Nobody knows exactly where he got the emails but him.

But where he didn't get them was Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

313 I've heard through secret channels that there's already three pawn shops and a couple of jewelry stores already open on the moon.
Posted by: Sooner at April 11, 2019 06:22 PM (fhxAP)

I am sure moon bagels are the most authentic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:24 PM (brgv3)

314 I never liked Barbara Bush.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

315 302 Why did Mueller go after Manafort and not Craig?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:18 PM (IDhUW)
Because Craig is Deep State & Clinton Mafia Attorney & Obama WH Counsel
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (BqBId)
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Wouldn't that mean that Mueller also is deep state?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:24 PM (IDhUW)

316 It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost. So yeah.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:21 PM (QLvwG)


Last encoded data from the lander ... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME TO FLORIDA ?!?!?!?!

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 06:24 PM (FGqNS)

317 164 118 How do you say Work Will Make Your Wallet Fat In This Economy in German ?

Arbeit Macht deine Brieftasche Grosse!


hmm. don't often keep my wallet in my briefs. occasionally, mind you, but not often.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 06:25 PM (sGtp+)

318 Never confirmed. Nobody knows exactly where he got the emails but him.

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My understanding was that analysis of the d/l rates from the DNC's server necessitated physical exfiltration as the explanation, so it would have to have been a staffer.

Correct?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

319 313 I am sure moon bagels are the most authentic.

green cheese and liquid oxygen.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 06:25 PM (sGtp+)

320 I never liked Barbara Bush.

But...but...she was beloved!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 11, 2019 06:25 PM (EgshT)

321 >>My understanding was that analysis of the d/l rates from the DNC's server necessitated physical exfiltration


*Squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 11, 2019 06:26 PM (uwOBA)

322 Arbeit Macht deine Brieftasche Grosse!

Such a beautiful language.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:26 PM (brgv3)

323 I'm sure the Muzzies will claim the moon was their's first.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:26 PM (30ke1)

324 @279:

Much of what you predicted has panned out, Jack, and we all have learned a lot from you. Still...

Andy McCabe, for example, walks free. There has been ample evidence to indict and convict him for more than a year. So we look at how certain cases are slow-walked while others get on the fast track and notice the partisan disparity. So we are skeptical.

Thanks again for your analysis.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Ea9Sw)

325
Frank Sinatra once remarked that Nancy Regan gave the best BJs in Hollywood.

I've never been to Hollywood.

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (UFLLM)

326 Never confirmed. Nobody knows exactly where he got the emails but him.

He very strongly hinted that it was from Seth Rich, for whatever that's worth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)

327 Paul Shanklin, I'm pretty sure is his name. Talented fellow.

My second cousin, once removed's husband. Never met either of them, though.

Posted by: Florida at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (OMsf+)

328 I'm sure the Muzzies will claim the moon was their's first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:26 PM (30ke1)

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The crescent moon?...

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (iQKgg)

329 Got Levin on, want to see the launch, can't do both.
What to do?

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (BbGew)

330 I'm sure the Muzzies will claim the moon was their's first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:26 PM (30ke1)


We invented the Moon. But White History denies us the honor that is due.

Posted by: Africans at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (FGqNS)

331 >>> Listening to Rich Zeoli 1210am on Assange, it's not clear who is pulling these strings to get him here. Is it the Swamp creatures of the DOJ? no friends of President Trump.

I would expect Trump has some leverage them considering their complicity vis a vis Stephen Halper

Posted by: Max Power at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (q177U)

332 I never liked Barbara Bush.
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Bitch only had one funeral. Ha!

Posted by: Juan McCain from a Very Warm Clime at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (hjaPQ)

333 Off, Flarduh sock.

Posted by: Bert G at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (OMsf+)

334 319 Anachronda

>> liquid oxygen.

ISWYDT

/golf clap

Posted by: ibguy at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (EHVbt)

335 Would someone please, please ask Obama on video about those jobs never coming back and Trump's magic wand.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (jUVms)

336 300 And then I shit you not I realized "Come On Eileen" was playing over the loudspeakers. It was awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2019 06:19 PM (Ez6QX)

You didn't!?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (t6MX/)

303 >>And then I shit you not I realized "Come On Eileen" was playing over the loudspeakers.



Oh Gods, no!
Posted by: Eileen the Ficus at April 11, 2019 06:20 PM (uwOBA)

LOL, you guys are jerks. This is why I lurk and don't comment.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Ez6QX)

337 It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost. So yeah.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:21 PM (QLvwG)


Hopefully they used every spare ounce of weight capacity to fill it with blue Rit dye.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:28 PM (1g7ch)

338 >>My understanding was that analysis of the d/l rates from the DNC's server necessitated physical exfiltration as the explanation, so it would have to have been a staffer.

I've seen that claim but I don't know if it's right or not.

What I do know is that Hillary could have put this all to bed 3 years ago if she had turned her server over to the FBI for analysis instead of giving it to Fusion/CrowdStrike and refuse to let the FBI see it.

If we had an actual media that might have made an interesting story to follow.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:28 PM (/tuJf)

339 >> I'm sure the Muzzies will claim the moon was their's first.


Their ancestors were Lunar bedouins, don't you know?

They would spend winters there, in their ancestoral lunar olive orchards while their goats frolicked amongst the craters.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:28 PM (uwOBA)

340 Clampon retraction!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

341 >>>It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost.

Pffft, amateur.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at April 11, 2019 06:31 PM (PJ1jz)

342 We lived as one with the Moon ... until the Zionists came and took it against the Will of Allah !!! Now we keel you !!!

Posted by: Lunar Bedouins at April 11, 2019 06:31 PM (FGqNS)

343 LOL, you guys are jerks. This is why I lurk and don't comment.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Ez6QX)

Oh come on, Eil...I mean, Jordan!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

344 I Sold the Arabs the Moon

And I was the man who sold the Arabs the moon
The Emirate Princes, their hands manicured
Their servants with luggage, they followed behind
The African concubines, regal and tall
And I was the man who sold the Arabs the moon
They festooned their flags with crescent moons
And I was the man who sold the English the sea
They wanted the afternoon breezes it bore
The sweet smell of spices from over the sea
The afternoon showers it brought during tea
And I was the man who sold the English the sea
I cowered before great battleship guns
And I was the man who sold the Yankees the sky
The black of the night and the blue of the day
The endless horizon of hope and desire
And I was the man who sold the Yankees the sky,
The English the Sea
The Arabs the moon

Songwriter: David Lowery

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 06:31 PM (iQKgg)

345 Space-X just retracked the strap-ons...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (1g7ch)

346 Final countdown of Falcon Heavy!

https://www.space.com/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (kQs4Y)

347 I guess if you can't land on the moon, doing a lawn dart on the surface is a good second place.

Kind of like cannon balling into a pool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (brgv3)

348 >>LOL, you guys are jerks.


You have obviously never met Todd.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (uwOBA)

349 >>>It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost.

ow

Posted by: Man in the Moon at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (PJ1jz)

350 346 Final countdown of Falcon Heavy!

https://www.space.com/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (kQs4Y)

Can't be THAT heavy or it won't achieve lift off.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

351 T-minus 3 minutes...

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (yhf6w)

352 Space-X just retracked the strap-ons...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (1g7ch)
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Party's over. Dang.

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (iQKgg)

353 Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:28 PM (uwOBA)

....

Sounds about right.

They'll be protesting against Jewnar settlements.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (30ke1)

354 It was moving at 946 meters/second laterally and 134 meters/second vertically when contact was lost.

Speaking of a schmeer.

Posted by: DaveA at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (FhXTo)

355 345 Space-X just retracked the strap-ons...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (1g7ch)

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I see we're not doing phrasing any more.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)

356 James @Comey: "I've never thought of" electronic surveillance as "spying"

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Or of telling nontruth as "lying".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 06:33 PM (+y/Ru)

357 It's true. The Arabs were the first ones to get to the Moon.

Prior to them arriving it was a verdant oasis. Now look at it.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:34 PM (uwOBA)

358 Wouldn't that mean that Mueller also is deep state?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 11, 2019 06:24 PM (IDhUW)
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Coy

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:34 PM (AfYvi)

359 >>Andy McCabe, for example, walks free. There has been ample evidence to indict and convict him for more than a year. So we look at how certain cases are slow-walked while others get on the fast track and notice the partisan disparity. So we are skeptical.

Take a look at the people we are talking about. The Director of the CIA. Director of the FBI. Attorney General. Deputy Director of the FBI. Deputy Attorney General. Quite possibly the former President of the United Stated and the person who Will Never Be President along with a host of less but still senior level people at the DOJ, State, FBI.

Now toss in agents from numerous foreign countries including the UK, Australia, Italy and potentially some foreign governments.

There has literally never been anything close to this scale in history. It's incredibly complex and sensitive.

And I know I've said this many times before but nothing was going to really happen until Mueller was done and obstruction was off the table. And now it's starting.

Trust me, nobody wants this to go redline more than I do. But it's coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:34 PM (/tuJf)

360 350 346 Final countdown of Falcon Heavy!

https://www.space.com/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (kQs4Y)

Can't be THAT heavy or it won't achieve lift off.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

Project ORION would like a word with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:34 PM (brgv3)

361 getting to the moon is easy, but reentry on a flying rug is a bitch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

362 348 >>LOL, you guys are jerks.

You have obviously never met Todd.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM

You are We Todd Ed.

You Are Sofa King We Todd Ed.

Posted by: Todd at April 11, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

363 Light the candle!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:35 PM (QLvwG)

364 Final countdown of Falcon Heavy!

https://www.space.com/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (kQs4Y)

Can't be THAT heavy or it won't achieve lift off.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)



Gonna need more pudding.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 06:35 PM (CVRjO)

365 Maximum dynamic nerdgasm!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (kQs4Y)

366 >>There has literally never been anything close to this scale in history. It's incredibly complex and sensitive.


This is a pretty good pickup line.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (uwOBA)

367 Blue Rit Dye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (AfYvi)

368 Damn. Mickelson damn near got a hole in one.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (CVRjO)

369 268 Barbara Bush was a blueblood snob who KNEW her family was better than those gauche, nouveau riche Reagans. Her autobiography reads more like the last confession of an awful person than a stirring remembrance.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 06:14 PM (ju9gW)
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If you are talking about the recently released book, it's not an autobiography. It's not even putatively written by her. And who knows whether the author is trustworthy.

BBush wrote a couple of memoirs back in the 90's or early 0's and they were bland, not at all bitter.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (Rxduq)

370 Bro-Fo from two years ago:

Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
We must confront that our nation was founded by genocide and we maintain global power through neocolonialism.

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Well, sure, we don't have the immaculate record of Islam.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

371
Aunt Beck undernood? Only two comments.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 06:37 PM (f1Vqw)

372 365 Maximum dynamic nerdgasm!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (kQs4Y)

The ONLY thing that makes me wish I had been alive during the 60s is the Apollo program.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:37 PM (brgv3)

373 Successful dismount!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (kQs4Y)

374 Nood!

Under this post!

Undernood!

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (fhgs6)

375 371
Aunt Beck undernood? Only two comments.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 06:37 PM (f1Vqw)

I saw that. I figured I had gotten here late and did not catch it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (brgv3)

376 James @Comey: "I've never thought of" electronic surveillance as "spying"
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (Rxduq)

377 lol.. you gotta have thick skin to hang around here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

378 Moonhammed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (30ke1)

379 Wheeeeeeee fairing separation

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (t+qrx)

380 http://bit.ly/2VAgYXu
*******
Donald Trump: William Barr's Spying Claim 'Absolutely True'

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (BqBId)

381 "I've never thought of" electronic surveillance as "spying"

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Mere eavesdropping!

Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (iQKgg)

382 Trust me, nobody wants this to go redline more than I do. But it's coming.i

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 06:34 PM

I'll believe it when I see one of Barky McFucktick's cabinet members charged and convicted and imprisoned. And then we'll smoke those cigars I told you about and enjoy some Balvenie.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (eIlkN)

383 Sick burns!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (kQs4Y)

384 There has literally never been anything close to this scale in history. It's incredibly complex and sensitive.


This is a pretty good pickup line.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (uwOBA)

*****

True story.
Guy in college actual pick up line. "Hi, I'm Bob. My summer job was working the cream filling machine for Hostess Twinkie's."
He had a lot of dates.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (CVRjO)

385 @RobElgasABC7 4 minutes ago

BREAKING: The city of Chicago has filed a civil complaint against Jussie Smollett in Cook County Circuit Court.

MORE: City law department spokesman says: "This follows his (Smollett) refusal to reimburse the City of Chicago for the cost of police overtime spent investigating his false police report on January 29, 2019."

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (cF8AT)

386 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM

Sorry, meant to write biography, not autobiography.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (ju9gW)

387 Side boosters: "F you, I never signed up for this, I'm going home."

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (t+qrx)

388 Theres a float on the UT campus: MAGA! Trump! BUILD THE WALL!!
liberal heads are exploding everywhere.

Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (XROPS)

389 That is fucking amazing!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (kQs4Y)

390 Trump waves magic wand. Slips it back in his jacket pocket. Grins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (YvUf/)

391 Trump can't keep getting away with this.

Posted by: Dennis G. at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (JwTz7)

392 ahahah that was so awesome

simultaneous booster landing

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (t+qrx)

393 "I've never thought of" electronic surveillance as "spying"

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Mere eavesdropping!
Posted by: Raymond Oh at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (iQKgg)

If they weren't peering through the bushes at night with binoculars, they weren't spying spying.

Posted by: Whoopie Newswoman at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (XROPS)

394 turgidity: nominal

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (t+qrx)

395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMGu2d8c8g

Launch of the Falcon Heavy on its first operational mission is at 6:35 pm EDT.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 06:17 PM (sdi6R)


Welp, puter Dola don't do html5 -Smak

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (AfYvi)

396 Double bullseye!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (QLvwG)

397 Damn. Mickelson damn near got a hole in one.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (CVRjO)


The Paolo always achieves the hole in one. Every. Time.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (FGqNS)

398 ok next time land the center core on the side boosters

make a pyramid

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

399 NEW: MANCHIN says he will back COLLINS reelection in 2020, saying he'd even campaign for her in Maine.

Posted by: Ha at April 11, 2019 06:46 PM (MAstk)

400 Simultaneous booster landing will never get old

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 11, 2019 06:46 PM (OOH1c)

401 3 for 3 phallic recoveries

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:46 PM (QLvwG)

402 399 NEW: MANCHIN says he will back COLLINS reelection in 2020, saying he'd even campaign for her in Maine.
Posted by: Ha at April 11, 2019 06:46 PM (MAstk)

What the hell? Do they even know who he is in Maine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:47 PM (brgv3)

403 Man, that Falcon Heavy launch was impressive. 5.1 million pounds of thrust. All three solid rocket booster recovered.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 11, 2019 06:47 PM (hjaPQ)

404 Watched the lift off and landings, pretty amazing

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)

405 How has Elizabeth Holmes living the same lifestyle of luxury while awaiting trial? What are the odds he goes to prison? I bet she gets probation.

Posted by: literally serious at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (SB5Q1)

406 Looks good so far! All three booster cores landed and the second stage is in a good orbit in its coast phase.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

407 Happy Thursday! Today is the day we set aside to salute our savior, the heroic warrior Thurs, who, against all odds, defeated the dastardly Mons race. In a vicious sneak attack, they captured our entire planet three days earlier.

As you may recall, they ordered their slave planet Earth to name a day after them, to commemorate their victory over us.

Thanks to the mighty Thurs, their victory was indeed short-lived, and ever since then we consider the day those dastardly Mons inflicted on us to be a planet-wide day of mourning.

Tomorrow, of course, is our planetary day of celebration- the day Thurs married his childhood sweetheart Fri. The festivities for their wedding were legendary- all work stopped for two days (except for the hapless shift-workers, responsible for maintaining the bare necessities of societal operations and support) and the parties spontaneously erupted throughout the towns and cities of the planet.

So vigorous were the celebrations, in fact, that after two days of non-stop revelry, Earth's citizens found themselves too *weakened* to continue, and ever since, the two day period following Thurs' and Fri's wedding anniversary has been referred to as *the weekend* period.

So there's a little history they never bothered to teach you in school. Guess they were too busy with all that Common Core bullshit.

Posted by: Dogstar at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Q5mck)

408 Tuned in just in time for the video feed to go tango uniform. I jinxed it.

Posted by: Weasel at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (MVjcR)

409 All three solid rocket booster recovered.

Not solids! Liquid oxygen/kerosene.

Posted by: rocket pedant at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (6Qbq1)

410 The news only covers launches if something goes horribly awry. You would never know we are in a new space age from looking at the MSM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (kQs4Y)

411 BREAKING: The city of Chicago has filed a civil complaint against Jussie Smollett in Cook County Circuit Court.

MORE: City law department spokesman says: "This follows his (Smollett) refusal to reimburse the City of Chicago for the cost of police overtime spent investigating his false police report on January 29, 2019."
__________________

We will be filing Jussie's Answer to this outrageous, abusive complaint tomorrow. The text will say:

"Jussie denies all these allegations, and further denies that he owes any money to the City of Chicago for anything.

Jussie was entitled to file a false hate crime report, because he's black and he's gay, bitches!"

Posted by: Jussie's lawyers at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (fqUgw)

412 SpaceX Falcon Heavy makes triple booster recovery. Lookin' good.

That Israeli flying dishwasher had one hell of an orbital path to get as close as it did. So close.

https://youtu.be/_R4zk448oPs

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 06:50 PM (6X9zF)

413 Not solids! Liquid oxygen/kerosene.
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Shit, I knew that. Force of habit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 11, 2019 06:50 PM (hjaPQ)

414 403 Man, that Falcon Heavy launch was impressive. 5.1 million pounds of thrust. All three solid rocket booster recovered.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 11, 2019 06:47 PM (hjaPQ)


They're all liquid fueled with 9 engines each for a total of 27.

The Soviet N-1 moon rocket had 30 engines on the first stage and never had a successful flight. For decades people said it was because it was just too complex. SpaceX has put that idea to rest.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

415 @359:

Understood, and maybe some of the more minor figures are cooperating, but Flynn was a high profile defendant, too, and that didn't take very long.

But, patience, got it..

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (+J//Q)

416 All three solid rocket booster recovered.

Not solids! Liquid oxygen/kerosene.
Posted by: rocket pedant at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (6Qbq1)


They quit solid quite a while back. Boosters this size they'd need a 30 mile clear zone for launch.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (1g7ch)

417 Trust me, nobody wants this to go redline more than I do. But it's coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at

Nunes sent DOJ 8 criminal referrals. I think that just happened today. Dare we hope?

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (oiNtH)

418 Landing on the dark side of the moon is stupid. You can't see what you're doing.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (flINI)

419 410 The news only covers launches if something goes horribly awry. You would never know we are in a new space age from looking at the MSM.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (kQs4Y)


Exactly. If the thing had blown up it would have been the lead story on every network.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

420 You would never know we are in a new space age from looking at the MSM.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (kQs4Y)


Well then they're not invited. We'll go without them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLaqnf3SIL4

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (t+qrx)

421 Israelis replicate the wreck of the old 97 on the Moon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (QLvwG)

422 Has anybody been watching Jeopardy ! ?

The current champ is a wizard !

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (bBo0c)

423 Has anybody been watching Jeopardy ! ?
The current champ is a wizard !
Posted by: JT at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (bBo0c)


That's cheating!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)

424 MSM can't tell the difference between Space-X and Richard Branson's suborbital death machine.

Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 06:57 PM (wUo/N)

425 LOL

Not THAT kind of a wizard !

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2019 06:57 PM (bBo0c)

426 yay! I was trying to remember the name of that astro-surf band, Hogmartin!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (kQs4Y)

427
The current champ is a wizard !
Posted by: JT
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The guy's a monster. He's got to burn out sooner or later, maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (YvUf/)

428 yay! I was trying to remember the name of that astro-surf band, Hogmartin!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (kQs4Y)


Want me to make you a mix tape?

They're such a fun band. They've got a show coming up in June but it's in Calgary I think.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 11, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

429 Somebody dropped something in the background, it CLANNGGGed, and all the techs laffed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (kQs4Y)

430 Yes, Hog, we can blast it at the range.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (kQs4Y)

431 That Israeli flying dishwasher had one hell of an orbital path to get as close as it did. So close.

https://youtu.be/_R4zk448oPs

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 06:50 PM (6X9zF)


Well, they couldn't show it slamming into that big red star could they?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (AfYvi)

432 The Jiffy-Pop successfully separated!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM (kQs4Y)

433 Ask ÁllahPundits buddies... Hahaha, Ace. Good one.

They´re probably just as wrong as the holy and revered AllahCuckdit ´herself.

It would be time better spent asking the head coach of the Detroit Lions how to win a Super Bowl.

Posted by: JDubb at April 11, 2019 09:39 PM (waM0p)

434 I could've sworn when I read it that the last line, it said: "The Russians. Ask Allahpundit's left wing blow jobs."

Posted by: Al LePundit at April 11, 2019 11:48 PM (uVslu)

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