Creepy Porn Lawyer and Former CNN Fixture Michael Avenatti Indicted by Federal Grand Jury on 36 Counts, Including Ripping Off $4 Million in Settlement Money from a Paraplegic, Mentally Ill Client

The honorary Permanent Expert Analyst of CNN and MSNBC has been taking other people's money for some time now.

Celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti was slammed Thursday with a 36-count indictment by a federal grand jury in California that accuses him of ripping off clients -- including a mentally ill paraplegic -- tax crimes, wire fraud, bank fraud, and perjury.

The indictment comes more than two weeks after federal prosecutors in Los Angeles and New York hit Avenatti with separate criminal complaints.

In the New York federal case, Avenatti is accused of trying to extort more than $20 million from Nike by threatening to expose alleged bribery of amateur basketball players and their families unless the company coughed up cash to Avenatti and a client.

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Celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti was slammed Thursday with a 36-count indictment by a federal grand jury in California that accuses him of ripping off clients-- including a mentally ill paraplegic -- for millions of dollars, shorting the IRS of millions more, swiping millions of dollars in employment taxes from his coffee company, and perjury.

The indictment comes more than two weeks after federal prosecutors in Los Angeles and New York hit the 48-year-old Avenatti with separate criminal complaints.

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U.S. Attorney Nick Hanna of Los Angeles said that Avenatti's allegedly criminal conduct spanned four distinct areas, which "are all linked to one another because money generated from one set of crimes appears in other sets -- typically in the form of payments to lull victims and to prevent Mr. Avenatti's financial house of cards from collapsing."

An IRS official said that the money stolen by Avenatti though "a tangled financial web of lies" was "used to fund a lavish lifestyle which had no limits."


Here are the details on how he stole -- yes, straight up stole -- $4 million from his mentally-ill paraplegic client.



He never told his client that the money had been paid, and then, over a series of years, paid out to him a meager $124,000 or so, telling him these were merely "advances" on a settlement that had not yet been paid.

This is theft. This is grand larceny.

This is evil.

This... is CNN.

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Update: Avenatti presented a signed affidavit from this client affirming that Avenatti had represented him ethnically.

The grand jury alleges that Avenatti tricked this mentally-ill client into signing it.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:58 PM




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1 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2019 01:59 PM (gC2IV)

2 i'm real, bitchez

Posted by: The Trump Curse at April 11, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

3 Jake Fapper is my best friend!

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at April 11, 2019 02:00 PM (LISuA)

4 Some guy did some stuff.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:00 PM (KUaJL)

5 Maybe this was what people were talking about when they said "more indictments are coming."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

6 Except I also love Don Lemon and Nicolle Wallace. Love. Them.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at April 11, 2019 02:01 PM (LISuA)

7 Creepy Porn Lawyer, meet your roomate, Bubba. You're gonna "love" him.. a lot.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 02:01 PM (so+oy)

8 Oh.

Yeah, you can definitely go to jail for that.

Not to mention getting disbarred. Which is probably the least of this dudes problems right now.

That's... very blatant.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:01 PM (GBteo)

9 You sure have a pertty mouth, boy.

Posted by: Avenatti's new "roommate" at April 11, 2019 02:01 PM (ty7RM)

10 Lock him up

Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2019 02:01 PM (pJ9fr)

11 You left out "Dem Presidential Candidate".

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (ykq7q)

12 This will make he a shoe-in for the DNC nomination now!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (xfb67)

13 Hmm.
Should do a chart of CNN appearances. Bell curve up, cliff down...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (6qErC)

14 Zucker himself said CNN would do everything possible to support my Presidential candidacy.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (LISuA)

15 Holy crap.

This guy is somehow EVEN WORSE than the stereotypes about criminal sleazebag attorneys.

It's like he sat down and read every single lawyer joke in the English language and said "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

16 Maybe MSNBC or CNN can send Avenatti a large supply of soap on a rope. Their star analyst will need it where he's going.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)

17 In our defense, CPL was a step up from BSG.

Posted by: This is the CNN shitshow at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (e1q4h)

18 Well, this certainly qualifies him for the Democratic Nomination.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (uwOBA)

19 What a great guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (ycWCI)

20
c'mon MFM.....


It's "Aspiring Democrat Presidential Hopeful Michael Avannatti".


Get your monikers right.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

21 How can he be so scummy and so bankrupt at the same time?

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (oTYTN)

22 He'll have a lot of spare time now to work on his Presidential Platform! That's a plus!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (so+oy)

23 I thought CPL was already disbarred

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (d7Ww2)

24 Imagine an Avennatti Presidency?

He would make Chavez and Peron look like saints.

Posted by: rd at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (EK+Pw)

25 12 This will make he a shoe-in for the DNC nomination now!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (xfb67)


He's more qualified than Hillary. More indictments.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2019 02:03 PM (mnAmV)

26 Including Ripping Off $4 Million in Settlement Money from a Paraplegic, Mentally Ill Client

This guy got $4 million from LA because he tried to kill himself while he was in jail??? WTFFF is wrong with this insane world? He fvcking jumped TWICE from the second floor - in JAIL. And that got him a payout??

If a prisoner wants to jump from the second floor in jail that's his business. He's responsible for his own medical bills, in that case, too. WTFFFFFFFF???!?!?!?!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:03 PM (G0q15)

27 It's like he sat down and read every single lawyer joke in the English language and said "Hold my beer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

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They.Are.NOT.Jokes.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

28 that's JUSTICE Brett Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Justice Brett Kavanaugh at April 11, 2019 02:03 PM (LISuA)

29 Imagine an Avennatti Presidency?

He would make Chavez and Peron look like saints.
Posted by: rd at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (EK+Pw)

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But he'd still be better than Hillary. Think about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:03 PM (AzW6q)

30 Finally, a feel-good story.

With 36 counts, they're sure to make at least some of them stick.

Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (aXucN)

31 Can you see Avenatti sitting at the prison lunch table offering to help other prisoners with their cases? Yes, yes I can.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

32 CPL is a guy who'd push a drunk into oncoming traffic and then offer to take his case.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (qC1Sy)

33 Has Jake Tapper chimed in on this?

Because I am waiting for that Monument to Journalistic Rectitude & Propriety to weigh in on how this has no effect whatsoever on CNN's reputation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

34 Holy crap.

This guy is somehow EVEN WORSE than the stereotypes about criminal sleazebag attorneys.

It's like he sat down and read every single lawyer joke in the English language and said "Hold my beer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

Yeah. I don't think I've ever heard of a case of "mismanaging client money" that is quite that blatant.

How in the fuck did Avenatti think he was going to get away with that?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (GBteo)

35 One of the charges against him is that he hid a $4 million settlement from his client. His client was wheelchair bound. He's going to get bent over.Big time. Imagine the jury watching that poor bastard wheel up to the witness stand...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (ty7RM)

36 He never told his client that the money had been paid, and then, over a series of years, paid out to him a meager $124,000 or so, telling him these were merely "advances" on a settlement that had not yet been paid.

This is theft. This is grand larceny.

This is evil.

This... is CNN.


That whole incident reads like some kind of 1L legal ethics training wheels assignment to go through and pick out all the things that will get you disbarred.

Obligatory presumption of innocence and all of that but sheesh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (mf5HN)

37 In other news: a moon landing to be livecast, around 3 or 4 pm Eastern

https://www.space.com/
israel-moon-landing-
beresheet-webcast.html

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (6X9zF)

38 I just...just don't understand it. A CNN talking head is a grifter, a tax cheat, and an excreable thief? It just doesn't make sense.

CNN would never validate and air such a person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (YvUf/)

39 31 Can you see Avenatti sitting at the prison lunch table offering to help other prisoners with their cases? Yes, yes I can.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

As far as jailhouse lawyers go, he'll probably be better than most.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (GBteo)

40
I thought CPL was already disbarred
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (d7Ww2)

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Well. I use that shit to clean all my fierarms.

~Dyslexic Gun Owners Everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

41 Please post clips of him on CNN and MSNBC everyday with an overlay of bars across his face. CNN was pimping him as a democrat presidential candidate. We must never let America forget how asinine these people are.

Posted by: IanDeal at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (vgGyZ)

42 He seems nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK8)

43 Can you see Avenatti sitting at the prison lunch table offering to help other prisoners with their cases? Yes, yes I can.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

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And I can see the other prisoners saying "No thanks... I'm already serving 25 years. I don't want life."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (AzW6q)

44 In prison he will experience what he dd to his clients....

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (BXMxN)

45 So, a couple of automotive websites were all in on this dude. Race team plus orange man bad was worthy of much press and hosannas.

Now... crickets

Much laughing and pointing

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (6qErC)

46 That whole incident reads like some kind of 1L legal ethics training wheels assignment to go through and pick out all the things that will get you disbarred.

Obligatory presumption of innocence and all of that but sheesh.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (mf5HN)

haha, right?

Issue spotting in professional responsibility class. Now, don't forget to IRAC!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (GBteo)

47 CPL Avanetti is the lowest of the low, he has to look up to see whale poop.

And this is what passes for presidential timber in the democrat party.

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (e9omi)

48 Ace's DMs are going to be bubbling hot with Jake's righteous anger, thanks to that FapperFoto

Posted by: Alexa hears everything! at April 11, 2019 02:05 PM (LISuA)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Well this cannot happen to our good friend Michael. You three go remind Attorney General Sessions what we have on him, and he will make a couple phone calls. Michael Avenatti will be a free man by the morning.

Posted by: Excerpt from the movie "Downfall" at April 11, 2019 02:06 PM (kAWtr)

51
I'm pretty sure CPL is a textbook psychopath. No conscience and no empathy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 02:06 PM (NMAzL)

52 Can he get this transferred to Chitcago so Foxx can drop ALL charges?

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Did anyone here think this lowlife wasn't gonna crash and burn almost immediately? When I first saw him I thought he was a computer created image for a shyster lawyer caricature.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 02:06 PM (y7DUB)

54
How in the fuck did Avenatti think he was going to get away with that?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (GBteo)

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Democrat.

He was unable to provide the goods against President Trump and the Democrats have decided he needs to be made an example of.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (qC1Sy)

55 He can put a picture of Stormy Daniels on his cell wall to cover the hole he digs for the next 15 years.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (mnAmV)

56 So some people did something.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (+/tGa)

57 stealing a correctional inmate's settlement?

this guy is going to be super popular in prison.

Posted by: x at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (nFwvY)

58 His client was wheelchair bound. He's going to get bent over.Big time. Imagine the jury watching that poor bastard wheel up to the witness stand...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (ty7RM)


The asshole jailbird was wheelchair bound because he friggin jumped from the second floor of the jail, twice! He's as big an asshole as Avenatti. THey deserve each other.

This case is a neutron star of scum. Scum, so densely packed that all electrical polarity has been crushed out of it. They are all sick, lowlife fvcks. LA, too. And the sick jury that awarded this scumbag and his scumbag lawyer $4 million.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (G0q15)

59 He's facing 300+ years....I'd let him plead down to 100.

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (ykq7q)

60 as I wrote in an earlier thread - I consider myself moderately well informed, and have no special "inside information", just that which is available to anyone who's willing to look - and 6 months ago I knew which charges in general were going to be coming down, and it's been at least a month since I knew which charges specifically were going to be coming down.

And yet here is all of the media acting all butthurt and surprised and "shocked!" about all of this. That doesn't make me "smart" - it makes them a bunch of lazy idiots who can't even be bothered to do their phony baloney jobs. They're the seagulls in Nemo shouting "mine! mine! Mine!" incessantly, and they know nothing at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)

61 As far as jailhouse lawyers go, he'll probably be better than most.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (GBteo)

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I'm acquainted with a gentleman who served time in a penitentiary with Jeff Skilling.

He said the guy was really good, and helped so many prisoners with their cases, and so many guards with their accounting, that he was basically a hero in there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (AzW6q)

62 Trump curse appears to be growing in size and strength.

Posted by: Max Power at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (q177U)

63 An he's not even black or gay, CPL is screwed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (xfb67)

64 going to be super popular in prison."

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (6qErC)

65 Presidential material, right there.


And Tapper looks constipated in that pic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

66 Boy, the Democrats sure can pick 'em, can't they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

67 Now we know how Stormy got him for a lawyer. She asked people who was the slimiest, crooked, shyster who would not balk at anything for a dollar and those ppl recommended the CPL.

A match made on a dancing pole. Ones a whore who takes off her clothes for money and the others just a whore.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:08 PM (2R0TF)

68 A 1-man hive of scum and villiany.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 02:08 PM (QLvwG)

69 The asshole jailbird was wheelchair bound because he friggin jumped from the second floor of the jail, twice!
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Yeah, I just read the content.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:08 PM (ty7RM)

70 59 He's facing 300+ years....I'd let him plead down to 100.

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM

And I'll even go further - if he gets 100, I'd be open to cutting that in half for good behavior.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

71 Good, now get over here and suck your wife's dick.

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (gC2IV)

72 It's guys like him who give thieves a bad name.

Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (uLuPn)

73 Willowed, from the previous thread:

One law, for everyone.

That includes Lori Laughlin, Felicity Huffman, Jussie Smollett, and this asshole Avenatti.

Fame, celebrity, bucks, connections, etc. notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

74 So in other words, he's on the same moral plane as the rest of the Democrat Presidential candidates going back a century or so.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (n+0Aw)

75 Posted this in the last thread...

An Avenatti Law Firm TV Commercial Parody

https://tinyurl.com/y5ab5gdl

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (cF8AT)

76 Did he violate the Logan Act?

Posted by: Sally Yates at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (1sNHT)

77 Federal prosecutors are on a bit of a roll lately....thet, well the FTC, shut down a bunch of call centers, busted the fake "theraputic knee brace" Medicare scammers, and now have this bag of trash hemned up....small, transient flashes of light in a raging sewer of corruption, but at least signs of life.

I don't know why we are not tearing Washington D.C. to the ground......

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (macz7)

78 67 Now we know how Stormy got him for a lawyer. She asked people who was the slimiest, crooked, shyster who would not balk at anything for a dollar and those ppl recommended the CPL.

A match made on a dancing pole. Ones a whore who takes off her clothes for money and the others just a whore.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:08 PM (2R0TF)
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This explains why Allred wasn't involved: Even she has standards.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (qC1Sy)

79 Because I am waiting for that Monument to Journalistic Rectitude Propriety to weigh in on how this has no effect whatsoever on CNN's reputation

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

In this case he'd be right.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (kAWtr)

80 I like to buttfuck dogs

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (FTPVM)

81 I think he should also be referred to as potential Democrat Presidential nominee

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (TN1P5)

82 CPL should've learned to fly that plane before it was confiscated.

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (ykq7q)

83 Trump should tweet a hint at a pardon. Wait 20 min. and say, just kidding!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (+/tGa)

84 This should help PDT.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfNws)

85 So, Avanatti was willing to have a mentally and physically damaged man to be ejected from the government assistance wagon and lose any ability to support himself......

PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL for the left.

I'm shocked they're bailing on him. He's got the shit they like.

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

86 Read Avenatti's bio at his website. Talk about a guy who squandered great opportunities.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (m/Gc2)

87 Trump curse appears to be growing in size and strength.
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Yeah, it's like he has a return-spell magic power.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (ty7RM)

88 He always reminded me of Scut Fargus.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)

89 Anyway, time to give creepy porn lawyer a gun with one bullet in it and then lock him in a room.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

90 Note; we have yet to hear any Bar Association bringing charges/investigating Avennatti.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:11 PM (2R0TF)

91 I am shocked to hear this.
Not.

Really is a creep. And a criminal.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

92 The CPL won't get a nod to the Supreme Court because of this little misunderstanding.

Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2019 02:11 PM (uLuPn)

93 Stealing from the Paraplegic gets the big headline, but the employees withholding taxes that he stole from the IRS is going to get him an even longer sentence than that. Because the IRS is pissy that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (Kpl3J)

94 Willowed, from the previous thread:

One law, for everyone.

That includes Lori Laughlin, Felicity Huffman, Jussie Smollett, and this asshole Avenatti.

Fame, celebrity, bucks, connections, etc. notwithstanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (YqDXo)



Huffman's already pled guilty, I do believe. Just waiting for sentencing.

In what is the wildest case out there, Allison Mack from Smallville was way high up in the NVIXM cult. Apparently she changed her plea to guilty last week and now the prosecutors are asking for a delay in the trial of the main guy. Which means it's highly likely she's flipped.

That story gets more and more bizarre the more you look into it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (mf5HN)

95 So, was it confirmed or denied that he was on the team of lawyers representing Claire Bronfman?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (W+vEI)

96 What a perfect standard bearer he is for the left.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (BXMxN)

97 I pray daily for the protection of President Trump and the destruction of his enemies.

These prayers are being rewarded in spades.

And I'm sure I'm not alone in this.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (qC1Sy)

98 77 Federal prosecutors are on a bit of a roll lately....thet, well the FTC, shut down a bunch of call centers, busted the fake "theraputic knee brace" Medicare scammers, and now have this bag of trash hemned up....small, transient flashes of light in a raging sewer of corruption, but at least signs of life.

I don't know why we are not tearing Washington D.C. to the ground......

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 11, 2019 02:09 PM (macz7)

Just got 2 calls from the knee brace people earlier this week.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (cF8AT)

99 Yeah, it's like he has a return-spell magic power.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:10 PM (ty7RM)

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This is true. But in Avennati's case, I think the decision to hit him came from the Dems. They were unhappy with his handling of the Stormy mess, they were angry about the Presidential ambitions, and they were furious at him for pissing in the Kavanaugh pool with the Swetnick thing.

I'm pretty sure some Democrat picked up the phone to the DoJ and said "It's time."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (AzW6q)

100 He seemed like a nice guy.

You just never know.

Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (NLLmE)

101 ---------------------
After each speech, he has been asked to speak at more Democratic functions. He will follow up that appearance on Sunday -- after an early morning flight -- by appearing at "Hillsborough County Democrat's Summer Picnic" in New Hampshire, a crucial state for presidential contenders.

Avenatti has said he is attending the events to talk to voters and listen to their concerns, but his actions speak louder than his words and Democrats close to the lawyer believe he is now seriously considering a 2020 run.

Posted by: CNN - 8/19/2018 at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (kAWtr)

102 stealing a correctional inmate's settlement?

this guy is going to be super popular in prison.


C'mon, how would they find out? Prisoners never know what's going on in the outside world. I've seen those documentaries.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (81OU+)

103 58 His client was wheelchair bound. He's going to get bent over.Big time. Imagine the jury watching that poor bastard wheel up to the witness stand...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (ty7RM)

The asshole jailbird was wheelchair bound because he friggin jumped from the second floor of the jail, twice! He's as big an asshole as Avenatti. THey deserve each other.

This case is a neutron star of scum. Scum, so densely packed that all electrical polarity has been crushed out of it. They are all sick, lowlife fvcks. LA, too. And the sick jury that awarded this scumbag and his scumbag lawyer $4 million.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:07 PM (G0q15

xxxxxxxxxx

Just wait until his prison pals hear how he screwed a fellow prisoner out of that $4 million.

He better ask for Admin Seg up front.

Posted by: rd at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (EK+Pw)

104 Oh...please tell me that Global Baristas was one of those Bikini Barista Kiosks that was busted for prostitution...

Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (SjA2l)

105 It's like he sat down and read every single lawyer joke in the English language and said "Hold my beer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

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They.Are.NOT.Jokes.
Posted by: fixerupper

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A#1: Check with the Bar Association. Their list of members is up-to-date.

A #2: Five. The rest are documentaries.

Posted by: This is the CNN shitshow at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (e1q4h)

106 Been kinda jaded for real justice for guys like these. I'm hoping for disbarment at best and seeing him fall on his ass.

He strikes me as a fast lifestyle type. Hope he struggles with a minimum wage job in CA.

Posted by: Blanco at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (QGdDN)

107 There is no depravity that people on the left will not willingly, eagerly embrace.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (AB9tT)

108 I guess he thought that running a scam on Donald Trump would get him enough cash to support his Ponzi-scheme lifestyle. When The Donald proved to be slicker than he, Avenatti decided to take on Nike. And learned that it isn't only The Donald that knows how to play hardball.

Which leads me to another fun question: Have any of the Democrats, any one else in media capable of reflecting on this? That they are in mortal danger tangling with The Donald? That they better retrace their footprints back to the start line right now?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (hLRSq)

109 90 Note; we have yet to hear any Bar Association bringing charges/investigating Avennatti.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:11 PM

In fact, to their everlasting disgrace, the California Bar investigated him last year for these VERY charges and dismissed the investigation, claiming that none of the charges had been verified yet. Proving that Bar Associations are nothing more than scams set up to shield their dirty members from scrutiny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

110 it is a great time to be american when a right wing generated nickname can become a household name.

usually, he'd be photoshopped out of american life

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (9AcAx)

111 and yet Avanetti's crimes are insignificant compared to Brennan and other of CNN's lowlifes. Their constant barrage of attacks/propaganda/leaks supporting the fake narrative are sedition, coordinated from the FBI/CIA/etc. directly to the DeepState mouthpieces in the media.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (Cus5s)

112 So he hid money from an unemployed mentally ill paraplegic? I didn't know Hillary was a client.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (+/tGa)

113 CPL had a tag line once on a twat. "It's not about who you beat court, its about who you destroy." Or some such nonsense.


Welp.....there you are CPL, destroyer of indigent paraplegics.



Say hi to everyone in hell for me. A nice long prison stretch in the real pokey would be nice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (ymnmz)

114 Boy, the Democrats sure can pick 'em, can't they?"

*scrolls back to previous thread*

Yep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (6qErC)

115 I don't believe in curses as such but there is this thing called the Trump Curse.

I don't believe in curses but I do believe in divine retribution.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (kAWtr)

116 Huffman's already pled guilty, I do believe. Just waiting for sentencing.

In what is the wildest case out there, Allison Mack from Smallville was way high up in the NVIXM cult. Apparently she changed her plea to guilty last week and now the prosecutors are asking for a delay in the trial of the main guy. Which means it's highly likely she's flipped.

That story gets more and more bizarre the more you look into it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (mf5HN)


Yes, I believe you're right re Huffman. Now ring up Loughlin. She's terrified of the jug? Tough shit.

The NVIXM really IS bizarre.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

117 Can you see Avenatti sitting at the prison lunch table offering to help other prisoners with their cases? Yes, yes I can.


Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

that would be a good way to get shanked, wouldn't it? especially considering his track record to date...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (8D42x)

118 Its weird how this keeps happening to people who come at Trump.

Posted by: blaster at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

119 This sounds about right for a democrat

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (YslsA)

120 >>>The twin criminal cases have put Avenatti's legal career in jeopardy just a year after he rocketed to fame as the hard-charging and telegenic attorney for adult-film actress Stormy Daniels in her battle to nullify a nondisclosure agreement with President Trump.

That's from the LA Times article.

I'd say that might qualify as the understatement of the year.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (GBteo)

121 He needs to be Roman Candled. Wired with C-4 and then fired from a circus cannon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (9Om/r)

122 asshole "looks forward to proving his innocence"

he makes no mention of basta.

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (Ncyf9)

123 I'm going to enjoy seeing that prick frog-marched to jail. I wonder if CNN will even bother to cover it

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (2RvNA)

124 Hardest hit: Brian Stelter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

125 New border control policy: Anyone can cross, but they have to have CPL as their lawyer.

Posted by: This is the CNN shitshow at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (e1q4h)

126 [iThe NVIXM really IS bizarre.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

I think the best part is that chubby Dem Presidential candidate from HY, Gillibrand Her dad was the attorney for NXIVM

Posted by: blaster at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (9VeU0)

127 and yet Avanetti's crimes are insignificant compared to Brennan and other of CNN's lowlifes.

Patience, Grasshopper.

Retribution - nay, justice - may yet be forthcoming.

We can only hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

128
I hope this doesn't hurt his presidential campaign

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (OLCnA)

129 And this was the POS Fake Tapper and all his cuck-curious twitter fanbois willingly got into bed with because #ORANGEMANBAD

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (fF3XF)

130 Darn, it wasn't...

Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at April 11, 2019 02:17 PM (SjA2l)

131 The twin criminal cases have put Avenatti's legal career in jeopardy...

But makes him perfectly qualified to be a Democrat candidate for POTUS.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:17 PM (fF3XF)

132 This is 10,000 times worse than anything he ever accused Trump of. What a total scumbag.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (AJj50)

133 Maybe CPL and Jim Comey can share a cell? Jim will be the one wearing the Pussy Hat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)

134 Yes, I believe you're right re Huffman. Now ring up Loughlin. She's terrified of the jug? Tough shit.

The NVIXM really IS bizarre.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (YqDXo)



Supposedly there was a plea deal reached for those that have already pled out. The bribery charges are the headline charges but the wire fraud and tax evasion charges are the ones with teeth. Loughlin should have taken the plea.

You couldn't make up NVIXM. I expect the documentaries to have a constant crawl on the bottom of no really this happened. No. Really. We're not making this up.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

135 I'd say that might qualify as the understatement of the year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (GBteo)


LOL!

Might put his legal career in jeopardy? I hope to Christ it would. If not all this, assuming he's convicted, what would it take? Voting Republican?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

136 time to give creepy porn lawyer a gun with one bullet in it and then lock him in a room"

Just the bullet - not a cartridge. Make him freak out...

On pay per view.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)

137 In fact, to their everlasting disgrace, the California Bar investigated him last year for these VERY charges and dismissed the investigation, claiming that none of the charges had been verified yet. Proving that Bar Associations are nothing more than scams set up to shield their dirty members from scrutiny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)


Meh. The California Bar already proved what a bunch of idiots and assholes they were years ago when they actually admitted an illegal alien to the bar. You can't get any worse than that, frankly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (G0q15)

138 120 >>>The twin criminal cases have put Avenatti's legal career in jeopardy just a year after he rocketed to fame as the hard-charging and telegenic attorney for adult-film actress Stormy Daniels in her battle to nullify a nondisclosure agreement with President Trump.

That's from the LA Times article.

I'd say that might qualify as the understatement of the year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (GBteo)

Telegenic? He's creepy AF, hence the nickname.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

139

Another leftist St. George out to slay the Trump dragon who ends up getting burned. I'm sure the left will pretend like he never existed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (OLCnA)

140 >>In what is the wildest case out there, Allison Mack from Smallville was way high up in the NVIXM cult. Apparently she changed her plea to guilty last week and now the prosecutors are asking for a delay in the trial of the main guy. Which means it's highly likely she's flipped.



The NXIVM stuff is bizarre, and it's not mere internet/4chan speculation per these 2 recent plea deals, Mack and Salzman.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (W+vEI)

141

100+, OT:

Soy... Not Even Once.

http://tinyurl.com/y2zxxum9

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (AzW6q)

142 Coulda been AG under a Hillary administration.

Posted by: Anchovy at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (B3kya)

143 Has no Dem Elder had the Admiral Borda conversation with Jim Comey yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)

144 I look forward to the upcoming "The Conservative Case for a Creepy Embezzling Porn Lawyer for President" article in The Bulwark (even NR would be reluctant to run that one).

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (BvNzB)

145 Plus, PDT is soon going to be a Grandpa again! #10! Good news all around.

Posted by: Jmel at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (6wvcx)

146 There is really no way I can cover myself vis a vis Avenatti except to say that he made me feel like a natural woman.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (FTPVM)

147 98 yeah....no sooner hit "post" and got a call from Jessica at Card Services....btw, you can't actually speak with Jessica. They just hang up. But , yeah, misplaced optimism!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (macz7)

148 He's the kind of big shot on top of the world braggart who when they get caught and face multiple years of prison time you hear soon about having taken their life late one night.

I expect to hear that he's literally bit the bullet soon.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (2R0TF)

149 Hardest hit: Brian Stelter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)


Sometimes, embezzlement is a good thing because we learn about what's possible.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

150 131 The twin criminal cases have put Avenatti's legal career in jeopardy...

But makes him perfectly qualified to be a Democrat candidate for POTUS.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:17 PM (fF3XF)


If a Democrat should be elected President in 2020 - God forbid - Avenatti will be on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

151 Remember when the stranger who accosted Stormy looked exactly like her ex husband? Good times.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (kAWtr)

152 The Trump Curse is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (/tuJf)

153 Respecting the wishes of my family and supporters, I have made the difficult decision not to seek the Papacy.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (koNhm)

154 I'm pretty sure some Democrat picked up the phone to the DoJ and said "It's time."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:13 PM (AzW6q)

Maybe - but this has been in the works for a while. The reason he is so screwed is that about a year ago, one of his own office employees started to fear for her own safety because he was acting crazy and shouting abusively at all of the staff, so she got in touch with the FBI - and she's been covertly sending the FBI copies of every financial record he has for that entire time.

That's why he's so screwed, that's why they don't need to worry about subpoena's for anything - they've already got hard copies of everything he's ever done.

Of the many, many lessons, of this, one big one is Don't Piss off the Help; they'll get back at you in ways you never dreamed of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)

155 You couldn't make up NVIXM. I expect the documentaries to have a constant crawl on the bottom of no really this happened. No. Really. We're not making this up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around

What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

156 I expect to hear that he's literally bit the bullet soon.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (2R0TF)

I think he's more of an OD on pain pills kinda guy.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (J+mig)

157 Both he and the paraplegic he stole $4M from are bad.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (KUaJL)

158 Its weird how this keeps happening to people who come at Trump.

Posted by: blaster at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (9VeU0)


Frigging great, isn't it?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (9Om/r)

159 Wow, finally read the content. This guy is SCUM. Absolute garbage person, disgusting.

Posted by: Max Power at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (q177U)

160 I'm sure the left will pretend like he never existed"

Who?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)

161 Another Trump Opponent Indicted Today...

Posted by: CNN Lyin' Chyron at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (koNhm)

162 >>Remember when the stranger who accosted Stormy looked exactly like her ex husband? Good times.


Be funny to have a Criminal Sketch Artist draw each of our descriptions of Ace, then hold an Art Show.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (uwOBA)

163 You couldn't make up NVIXM. I expect the documentaries to have a constant crawl on the bottom of no really this happened. No. Really. We're not making this up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around

What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

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Go on....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

164 Not surprised about the sex cult. Sex cults are one of the most common forms of primitive religion. The point here isn't so much about their existence as religion but the human desire for them.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (oTYTN)

165 Does Ace wear hoodies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)

166 We are ALL Global Baristas !!!!


even Natty Hawthorne, who drools in his soup

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (9HuGt)

167 Wow, finally read the content. This guy is SCUM. Absolute garbage person, disgusting.
Posted by: Max Power at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (q177U)

----

Well.... he's a lawyer. Soooooo

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

168 Might put his legal career in jeopardy? I hope to Christ it would. If not all this, assuming he's convicted, what would it take? Voting Republican?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

Mismanaging client funds is usually a one-way ticket to disbarment.

And that doesn't necessarily mean stealing, usually it's just being sloppy with paperwork and comingling funds.

Outright stealing millions of settlement dollars and lying to your clients, saying you never received the money?

I mean, that's... that's audacious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (GBteo)

169 I expect to hear that he's literally bit the bullet soon.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (2R0TF)

I think he's more of an OD on pain pills kinda guy.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (J+mig)

--------

Avennati reminds *strongly* of a crooked attorney I knew here in Denver.

Like, they could be brothers.

Guy ended up eating a bullet after a standoff with the DPD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (AzW6q)

170 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)


Live, from the Democrat Convention, we bring you ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

171 attorney for adult-film actress Stormy Daniels in her battle to nullify a nondisclosure agreement with President Trump.
----------

Funny how they can make things sound so boring and insignificant when they want to.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (kAWtr)

172 >>What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded?


Obviously you never joined a Sorority.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (uwOBA)

173 I expect to hear that he's literally bit the bullet soon.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM (2R0TF)

I think he's more of an OD on pain pills kinda guy.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (J+mig)


I have him boozing and taking pills, then pulling a Vince Neal and wrapping a ridiculously expensive car around a phone pole, killing himself, not a drummer in the passenger seat.

Posted by: Brian at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

174 155 You couldn't make up NVIXM. I expect the documentaries to have a constant crawl on the bottom of no really this happened. No. Really. We're not making this up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around

What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

Umm errr sign me up

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (FTPVM)

175 Who?

Posted by: CNN at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (gC2IV)

176 Plus, PDT is soon going to be a Grandpa again! #10! Good news all around.
Posted by: Jmel



I never pay attention to president's kids and grand-kids but 10?

Seriously? How many kids does he have?

Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (NLLmE)

177 I hope this doesn't hurt his presidential campaign

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 02:16 PM (OLCnA)


It does make him stand out from the pack.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

178 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

-----

Go on....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

Man, I HAVE to go to a MoMe!

Posted by: josephistan at April 11, 2019 02:23 PM (Izzlo)

179 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded?"

Dear penthouse forum...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:23 PM (6qErC)

180 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

There was a mid-70's sexploitation movie about almost exactly that. Called something like "The History of O" or something. Found it on the YouTube very much by accident one day.

Weird shit.

Sounds pretty much like what was going on at NVIXM

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:23 PM (fF3XF)

181 Still saner than Corrie Booger.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 11, 2019 02:23 PM (koNhm)

182 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded?


Obviously you never joined a Sorority.
Posted by: garrett

Even band camp was never like this!!

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:23 PM (e1q4h)

183 Proving that Bar Associations are nothing more than scams set up to shield their dirty members from scrutiny.

Yeah the fact this guy was still practicing after the storm of crap that's followed him for years proves they're trash.

And the sex cult thing... the press is super leery of covering that because this one got its tentacles deep into the houses of power and money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:23 PM (39g3+)

184 The NVIXM really IS bizarre.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:15 PM (YqDXo)


Not at all. The Piano won Oscars. Hustle and Flow was a popular success ("Slap that bitch!"). Fifty Shades of Grey, Greyer, Black, and Blue made money like it was going out of style. Bernie Sanders claimed that women have gang-rape fantasies - not just rape fantasies, but gang-rape fantasies! - and he's a serious contender for the dem candidacy.

Nothing strange about the NVXIM cult, at all. Typical rich, white self-hating nihilists and some guy taking advantage of that. The story of modern America. It's society that's really, really fvcked up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (G0q15)

185 Not surprised about the sex cult. Sex cults are one of the most common forms of primitive religion. The point here isn't so much about their existence as religion but the human desire for them.


Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (oTYTN)
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Sex cults, worship of nature, and human sacrifice. Was it C.K. Chesterton who had an essay on nature worship and human sacrifice? Somebody did.

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (e9omi)

186 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM

Sounds like Somalia, people did something.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (+/tGa)

187 Both he and the paraplegic he stole $4M from are bad.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (KUaJL)


Golf. Clap.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (1dH2d)

188 172 >>What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded?
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I don't know. Do you have her phone number?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)

189 You couldn't make up NVIXM. I expect the documentaries to have a constant crawl on the bottom of no really this happened. No. Really. We're not making this up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around

What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

I have no idea. Even though people have pled guilty to it, i still have a hard time figuring out how this dude convinced scores of women to join his cult, fuck him, and get branded.

Weird world.

Makes the Podesta child sex thing seem... way less outlandish though, doesn't it? ha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (GBteo)

190 Has Little Brian said whether or not this guy lies?
Is he upset that we can't trust him?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (37IEG)

191 Not surprised about the sex cult. Sex cults are one of the most common forms of primitive religion. The point here isn't so much about their existence as religion but the human desire for them.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 02:21 PM (oTYTN)

It's funny how all the smarter than thou atheists out there keep creating religions and cults.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (J+mig)

192 @183
"Proving that Bar Associations are nothing more than scams set up to shield their dirty members from scrutiny. "

Hold my beer and watch this.

Posted by: Judicial "Ethics" Committees at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (koNhm)

193 >>You couldn't make up NVIXM. I expect the documentaries to have a constant crawl on the bottom of no really this happened. No. Really. We're not making this up.


It hits all the sweet spots for 24x7 scandal news coverage, yet it's hardly mentioned.

Hot actresses, a cult with charismatic leader, sex slaves - some underage, human trafficking, megarich heiresses funding it, lesser European royal (India Oxenberg), Mexico's former PM's son heavily involved --- and it happened in upstate NY, not some hick flyover state.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (W+vEI)

194 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)


And what's her number?!?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: blaster at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (9VeU0)

195 TGE swept Avenatti's feet with his magnificent schadenboner

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (FTPVM)

196 176
He has five kids, and the eldest three have children themselves.

Posted by: Jmel at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (6wvcx)

197 "affirming that Avenatti had represented him ethnically."

Is ethnic representation required of a barrister? Will be soon probably.

Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (mk9aG)

198 Creepy porn lawyer certainly engages himself in prolific lawyering.

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (2Mnv1)

199 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded?"

Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (6qErC)

200 Seriously? How many kids does he have?
Posted by: eleven at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (NLLmE)

I don't know. Like 5 that he knows of, I think. Maybe more.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)

201 "One of the charges against him is that he hid a $4 million settlement from his client. His client was wheelchair bound. He's going to get bent over.Big time. Imagine the jury watching that poor bastard wheel up to the witness stand..."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (ty7RM)


http://tinyurl.com/y2g3u5cd

Posted by: davo at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (sMLEE)

202 Nothing strange about the NVXIM cult, at all. Typical rich, white self-hating nihilists and some guy taking advantage of that. The story of modern America. It's society that's really, really fvcked up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (G0q15)


Who was the wog who started the Muslim Brotherhood after being outraged by goings on in Denver in the early 50s? Men and women attending the same church services! Outrageous! Does the West at last have no decency?

That guy would shit to see us now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

203 Btw here's when Fat Fuck Clapper told the yentas on The Spew that DJT was spied on

http://tinyurl.com/y2j9mpkg

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (y7DUB)

204 @jamieson 5 minutes ago

HUGE strike happening now in New England: 31,000 Stop and Shop grocery workers off the job. Setting aside teachers, looks to me like the biggest U.S. strike since Verizon in '16. Fight is over health care costs and pension cuts for new hires.

Whoa! Use to shop there when we lived in CT. That's a ton o'workers.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (cF8AT)

205 was he indicted for collusion with Russia? That's really all that counts.
Right, Tater?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (ZqRa6)

206 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

I have no idea. Even though people have pled guilty to it, i still have a hard time figuring out how this dude convinced scores of women to join his cult, fuck him, and get branded.


I saw an account in Slate (Yes, I know). Alcohol was a factor, and peer pressure. The branding seemed to be a surprise, (cannot believe I'm typing this) after the target agreed to lie on a table. So everyone else in the room was in on it, and filming parts, which were used to control new "members".

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (e1q4h)

207 and it happened in upstate NY, not some hick flyover state.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:25 PM (W+vEI)

Point of order: upstate NY is definitely hick, flyover country, even if it is technically the same state as NYC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (GBteo)

208 I just...just don't understand it. A CNN talking
head is a grifter, a tax cheat, and an excreable thief? It just doesn't
make sense.



CNN would never validate and air such a person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 02:04 PM (YvUf/)

Hillary works for CNN?

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (yACxx)

209 Typical rich, white self-hating nihilists and some guy taking advantage of that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (G0q15)


Pro Tip kids ... always aim your Hate and Violence outward. Much more satisfying.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (1dH2d)

210 I don't know. Like 5 that he knows of, I think. Maybe more.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)

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LOL. There might be a couple of giant Slavs with weird hair and unknown paternity running around NYC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

211 Illinois State Attorney Kimm Foxx has just announced all charges against Mr. Avenatti have been dropped.

"He would only get a small fine and community service anyway. After all the IRS doesn't put people in jail for cheating on your taxes. And Bar Associations have no interest in practicing attorneys ripping off their clients. I mean, if you can't rip off your clients, what good are they anyway?" said MZ. Foxx.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (jSar8)

212 ALL going to jail? Well, imagine that.

I'm sure his bar association had no idea he was such a snake.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (eIlkN)

213 >>>Now we know how Stormy got him for a lawyer. She asked people who was the slimiest, crooked, shyster who would not balk at anything for a dollar and those ppl recommended the CPL.

I heard Stormy and Avanti had some kind of NXIVM connection.

Posted by: Max Power at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (q177U)

214 HUGE strike happening now in New England: 31,000 Stop and Shop grocery workers off the job. Setting aside teachers, looks to me like the biggest U.S. strike since Verizon in '16. Fight is over health care costs and pension cuts for new hires.

Whoa! Use to shop there when we lived in CT. That's a ton o'workers.
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 02:26 PM (cF8AT)

I, too, used to shop there when I lived in CT.

Ain't that a bit that they're going on strike. I'm sure Big Y and Whole Foods and smiling.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (GBteo)

215 "affirming that Avenatti had represented him ethnically."

Now here's a case where "depraved" would actually be appropriate.

But, still no love for "tactile nuclear weapons," "polo bears," or "fear mongrels."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (YqDXo)

216 >>HUGE strike happening now in New England: 31,000 Stop and Shop grocery workers off the job. Setting aside teachers, looks to me like the biggest U.S. strike since Verizon in '16.


How will we ever replace all of those integral workers....

oh, look! - automated checkout kiosks are on sale.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (uwOBA)

217
I expect to hear that he's literally bit the bullet soon.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:19 PM

I think he's more of an OD on pain pills kinda guy.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM

I have him boozing and taking pills, then pulling a Vince Neal and wrapping a ridiculously expensive car around a phone pole, killing himself, not a drummer in the passenger seat.
Posted by: Brian at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM


auto erotic asphyxiation

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (Ny341)

218 Pro Tip kids ... always aim your Hate and Violence outward. Much more satisfying.
Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:27 PM (1dH2d)
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That would be Antifa, so, no, kids, please keep it among yourselves.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (qC1Sy)

219 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at A



you seem to have missed out on the junior high gor books.








Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (MTjB1)

220 It's Godless society that's really, really fvcked up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 02:24 PM (G0q15)

Fixed it for accuracy.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (2R0TF)

221 Point of order: upstate NY is definitely hick, flyover country, even if it is technically the same state as NYC.
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I can attest.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (2LelM)

222 I pray daily for the protection of President Trump and the destruction of his enemies.



These prayers are being rewarded in spades.



And I'm sure I'm not alone in this.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:12 PM (qC1Sy)


You sometimes have to wonder if the big man upstairs isn't playing some kind of modern day 21st century "lead my people out of bondage" thing. Been a while since he was really pissed, so.....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2019 02:29 PM (9Om/r)

223 >>Point of order: upstate NY is definitely hick, flyover country, even if it is technically the same state as NYC.


I'll put a Central NY Woodchuck up against any Sister Humper from below the Mason Dixon Line if we are having a Trash-Off.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:29 PM (uwOBA)

224 t affirming that Avenatti had represented him ethnically.
Creepy porn lawyers are a sub-population now.

Posted by: FunWithTypoes at April 11, 2019 02:29 PM (FhXTo)

225 216 >>HUGE strike happening now in New England: 31,000 Stop and Shop grocery workers off the job. Setting aside teachers, looks to me like the biggest U.S. strike since Verizon in '16.


How will we ever replace all of those integral workers....

oh, look! - automated checkout kiosks are on sale.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (uwOBA)

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Probably Brexit's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (XSSCs)

226 Remember when Anna Navarro compared Avenetti to the Holy Spirit?

Remember when Stelter begged him to run for president?

Remember when CNN interviewed Avanetti 214 times in nine months last year?

Remember how the paraplegic ripoff case was known about and being investigated before CNN and the other networks decided to have Avanetti on dozens of times a month? But they didn't really care about that?

Check out this tweet fest with Domenech mocking the spin from the media about Avanetti

https://twitter.com/bdomenech/status/1116357679100964866

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

227 If a Democrat should be elected President in 2020 - God forbid - Avenatti will be on the Supreme Court.

No. It'd be someone far more dependably hard left and probably an Obama-team race baiter.

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (/H5Dl)

228 re 193: to libs, upstate NY probably is flyover country

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (ZqRa6)

229 How will we ever replace all of those integral workers....

oh, look! - automated checkout kiosks are on sale.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (uwOBA)

The supermarket industry in New England is incredibly fierce.

This will likely hurt stop and shop a lot, consumers have lots of other options.

Frankly, their stores were also very hit or miss -- some were okay, some were in really bad shape.

Where I lived in CT, though, Stop & Shop was but one of 5 options within 5 miles of my house. Seriously.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (GBteo)

230 Should I really be surprised that a lawyer who defrauded and exploited the disability of a client of his to the tune of 4 million dollars would be the guy the left decided would be their hero?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (+dsLj)

231 @AOC 8 minutes ago

More Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Retweeted Dan Crenshaw

You refuse to cosponsor the 9/11 Victim's Compensation Fund, yet have the audacity to drum resentment towards Ilhan w/completely out-of-context quotes.

In 2018, right-wing extremists were behind almost ALL US domestic terrorist killings. Why don't you go do something about that?
__________________________

She keeps saying shit like this, even though it is demonstrably wrong.

The other day, she claimed that "white supremacists" were behind most of the terrorist killings in 2017. In fact, there were @ 8,500 such events worldwide in 2017, only about a dozen committed by "white supremacists." Betcha can't guess who committed the vast majority of those killings? That's right, muslims.

Even the U.S. Extremist Crime Database contradicts AOC's ludicrous claims. According to it, the frequency of "violent hate crime" in the U.S. has been about the same for the past 50 years.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y54zytwo

But yeah, let's gin up some outrage about some non-existent "white supremacist" crime wave.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (fqUgw)

232 >HUGE strike happening now in New England: 31,000 Stop and Shop grocery workers off the job. Setting aside teachers, looks to me like the biggest U.S. strike since Verizon in '16.

How will we ever replace all of those integral workers....
oh, look! - automated checkout kiosks are on sale.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (uwOBA)

Oh, you mean precisely the sort of ordering kiosks that have been popping-up in fast-food establishments all over MA now that the MinWage (set to go to $15 in 2-years) has hit $12/hour?

Supply and demand, bitches.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (fF3XF)

233 227 If a Democrat should be elected President in 2020 - God forbid - Avenatti will be on the Supreme Court.

No. It'd be someone far more dependably hard left and probably an Obama-team race baiter.
Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (/H5Dl)

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It'll be Obama.

Clerks will write everything. He'll barely work. He'll be praised for his great words.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (XSSCs)

234 168
Might put his legal career in jeopardy? I hope to Christ it would. If
not all this, assuming he's convicted, what would it take? Voting
Republican?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (YqDXo)



Mismanaging client funds is usually a one-way ticket to disbarment.



And that doesn't necessarily mean stealing, usually it's just being sloppy with paperwork and comingling funds.



Outright stealing millions of settlement dollars and lying to your clients, saying you never received the money?



I mean, that's... that's audacious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:22 PM (GBteo)


OK stupid question: Why is there not a law that says the client has to go get his check form the judge or the court. Why is the lawyer some God like figure that has no checks or balances on his financial/internal control structure? Why is CPL getting his hands on money that was never his?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ymnmz)

235 Greg Craig indicted.

Le Boom.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

236 I'll put a Central NY Woodchuck up against any Sister Humper from below the Mason Dixon Line if we are having a Trash-Off.
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It would be Thunder Dome. The funniest thing is the Woodchucks have more Confederate flags than the Rednecks do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (2LelM)

237 206 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

It's a lot like watching The View. Most Wimmins will do anything that other Wimmins tell them to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

238 >>Point of order: upstate NY is definitely hick, flyover country, even if it is technically the same state as NYC.


I get it, but I would be amazed if there aren't some NYC or NT state government types involved in this (that guy fired from SDNY for beating his gf sounded NXIVM-y). Allison Mack is also friends with Spirit Cooker Marina Abromovich, who lives in upstate NY not too far from the NXIVM people.

It's *not* people living in some walled compound in the middle of Utah or wherever - this thing has connections to non-rural/non-hick NY, maybe a lot more than we know.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

239 huh, who knew there was some entire subculture of gor lovers similar to trekkies, but fuckier?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (MTjB1)

240 former Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ZqRa6)

241 CNN to follow soon.....after all Atlanta is where they invented COKE.....I'm a Tapper your a Tapper he's a Stelter too...aging Bimbos gettin their tighties widened and skin tightened for perp walks......................

Posted by: saf at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (5IHGB)

242 If a Democrat should be elected President in 2020 - God forbid - Avenatti will be on the Supreme Court.

There'll probably be about forty of 'em. Might not even spot him in the team photo.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (1dH2d)

243 How will we ever replace all of those integral workers....

oh, look! - automated checkout kiosks are on sale.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:28 PM (uwOBA)

That may work for cashiers, but I don't think anyone has made a stock bot to restock shelves yet. There's a lot more people in a store than just the cashier.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (J+mig)

244 HUGE strike happening now in New England: 31,000 Stop and Shop grocery workers off the job.

You can replace anyone working at a grocery store except the butcher or baker in 24 hours training. Trust me, I have worked at one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (39g3+)

245
I'll put a Central NY Woodchuck up against any Sister Humper from below the Mason Dixon Line if we are having a Trash-Off.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:29 PM (uwOBA)

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I like upstate NY, but yeah, there are some creepy-ass people there.

My buddy got sent up there to frack. His neighbors were some of the straight-up worst inbred freakazoids I have ever encountered.

I mean, the kinda people where you just stand on the porch and watch them in their yard and think "Damn, I don't know whether to call a social worker or an anthropologist for these ones."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

246 237 206 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

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Pretty much Charles Manson just before they went stabby.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (qC1Sy)

247 There's a Stop and Shop in every town in CT and sometimes more than one.

This will be a problem as they hadn't gone to having many self serve lines say like Walmart has in the last 2 years.

All they're doing is hastening the Robot Revolution.

It won't come by Skynet becoming aware. It will come by every damn thing being done by some atm looking device.

Probably start getting pulled over by robot speeding cops. You can pay the fine right there.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (2R0TF)

248 >>It would be Thunder Dome. The funniest thing is the Woodchucks have more Confederate flags than the Rednecks do.


I lived in West Laurens NY for a while.

There are some serious pockets of humanity in central NY and PA.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (uwOBA)

249 240 former Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ZqRa6)

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Scandal free!

Scandal free!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (XSSCs)

250 but Craig isn't Trump so he has a right to presumption of innocence.
apparently a foreign agent registration act thing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (ZqRa6)

251 There'll probably be about forty of 'em. Might not even spot him in the team photo.

Yeah, that will be the Democrat response: pack the court with enough people that the sane judges are outnumbered like 4:1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)

252 245I like upstate NY, but yeah, there are some creepy-ass people there.



My buddy got sent up there to frack. His neighbors were some of the
straight-up worst inbred freakazoids I have ever encountered.



I mean, the kinda people where you just stand on the porch and watch
them in their yard and think "Damn, I don't know whether to call a
social worker or an anthropologist for these ones."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

What part of Upstate NY? For some, upstate is anything north of NYC. I consider upstate (where I was raised) to be Albany, NY and north.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

253 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

It's a lot like watching The View. Most Wimmins will do anything that other Wimmins tell them to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at A



you mean like the salem witch trial thing? mobs of insane women is a regular feature throughout history, ask dionysus.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (MTjB1)

254 Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...

I'm waiting for the real criminals to be indicted

Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

255 I SPY with my lil eye CNN is fucked..............most hit...skimpy porn dressmakers in Atlanta

Posted by: saf at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (5IHGB)

256 If a Democrat should be elected President in 2020 - God forbid - Avenatti will be on the Supreme Court.

No. It'd be someone far more dependably hard left and probably an Obama-team race baiter.

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2019 02:30 PM (/H5Dl)
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Cook County States' Attorney Kimm Foxx, come on down!

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (e9omi)

257 A liar, and a thief ... perfect Demonrat candidate !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (wA4OO)

258 In a fair and just country CPL's crimes would just be resume enhancers. Just like it is in the criminal party, the democrat party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (pw+jk)

259 mean,the kinda people where you just stand on the porch and watch
them in their yard and think "Damn, I don't know whether to call a
social worker or an anthropologist for these ones."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at A




that is the funniest thing I have read, likely will read this week.


coffee everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (MTjB1)

260 Greg Craig indicted for lying and hiding material.

Maximum penalty is 5 years and $250,000 fine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (/tuJf)

261 former Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ZqRa6)


There goes one little stone, falling down the side of the mountain, bouncing off of other stones. And for FARA? Isn't that one of those "rarely prosecuted, almost process-crime-like crimes?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

262 >>That may work for cashiers, but I don't think anyone has made a stock bot to restock shelves yet. There's a lot more people in a store than just the cashier.


Yeah, because finding people to stock shelves and front items is difficult.

What kind of training do you think anyone there gets?

I have worked in Grocery Stores (always a last resort). Nobody there is integral.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (uwOBA)

263 254 Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...

I'm waiting for the real criminals to be indicted
Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

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I get the feeling that this was low hanging fruit and a leftover from the Mueller indictment of Manafort that was related to Craig's law firm.

More to come, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (XSSCs)

264 OK stupid question: Why is there not a law that says the client has to go get his check form the judge or the court. Why is the lawyer some God like figure that has no checks or balances on his financial/internal control structure? Why is CPL getting his hands on money that was never his?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ymnmz)

Tort lawyers typically work on contingencies, so they get the check, take out their third (plus expenses), and distribute the rest to the client (with a fair and accurate accounting!) according to the deal they set up.

And sometimes we're talking about people (like this guy in jail) who may not be in the best position to manage their own affairs, so part of the deal could be for the lawyer to pay them out over time in installments. Or to use some of the money to pre-pay some of their expenses or something. The court doesn't want to give some homeless drug addict or whatever a check for $4 million, ya know?

But generally... the money transfer is only facilitated by the lawyer, and is in the clients account pretty f'ing quickly after settlement (minus his fees).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (GBteo)

265 Rot in prison CPL

Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (O2RFr)

266 Want to get rich? Invent a robot that can replace every non-management worker in retail

Want to get even richer? Start a school training robot mechanics for the people who will fix the retail bots when they break.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (J+mig)

267 >>the kinda people where you just stand on the porch and watch
them in their yard and think "Damn, I don't know whether to call a
social worker or an anthropologist for these ones."


Yep. Lived it.

Got so bad I had to buy the place next door.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (uwOBA)

268 That may work for cashiers, but I don't think anyone has made a stock bot to restock shelves yet.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (J+mig)

Amazon Robotics may want to have a word with you about that.

That said, your point is fair. But the plurality of modern supermarket workers are cashiers and "baggers" (who also double as "cart retrievers" most days). If you look at the number of people who actually stock shelves, it's a pretty small number.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (fF3XF)

269 This seems like a bad way to kick off a presidential campaign.

Posted by: Dick Turpin at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (bPIW9)

270
More to come, I'm sure.

I hope so

Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (O2RFr)

271 240 former Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ZqRa6)


The Trump Curse strikes again.

Now roll this guy to get Obongo. Because you KNOW he pulled all kinds of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

272 California takes the lead in the pissant crazy leftist legislation contest on the West Coast:

New bill bans small containers of shampoo etc from hotels to cut back on plastic being thrown away (or recycled)

http://tinyurl.com/y5qoco3j

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)

273 >>I get the feeling that this was low hanging fruit and a leftover from the Mueller indictment of Manafort that was related to Craig's law firm.

And you would be correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

274 sure, whatever you think of the city, the state of ny is one of the prettiest in the nation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (MTjB1)

275 254 Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...

I'm waiting for the real criminals to be indicted
Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

I thought he was Clinton's WH Counsel.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (fF3XF)

276 So the Creepy Porn Lawyer will spend the rest of his days getting teamed in the shower and providing free legal advice to all the innocent people in jail.


The Trump Curse is wicked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (pUDQf)

277 261 former Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ZqRa6)


There goes one little stone, falling down the side of the mountain, bouncing off of other stones. And for FARA? Isn't that one of those "rarely prosecuted, almost process-crime-like crimes?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

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We got the two season special mini-series: Mueller and Manafort, the Revenge that was all predicated on FARA abuses.

DOJ wants a sequel, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (XSSCs)

278 that is the funniest thing I have read, likely will read this week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (MTjB1)


I laughed in the middle of a damn meeting I was ignoring. Well done Dice.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (1dH2d)

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Scandal free!



Scandal free!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (XSSCs)
But not while he was President! So it doesn't count!
That's going to be the spin on this, if they mention it at all.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (37IEG)

280 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (ymnmz)

When the guy signed up with CPL, he also signed a Power of Attorney so that CPL could act for him in court and at settlement discussions.

That also gives him the first shot at the money for his fee.

SOP even for Honest Lawyers. (don't laugh. There are some)

It's up to the client to look out for themselves. The first thing they should've done is gotten an honest lawyer.

but then the guy was a criminal so what do you expect?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (2R0TF)

281 >>What part of Upstate NY?


Anything North of Kingston is what most people are thinking.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (uwOBA)

282 273 >>I get the feeling that this was low hanging fruit and a leftover from the Mueller indictment of Manafort that was related to Craig's law firm.


What about the Podesta brothers?

Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (O2RFr)

283 The court doesn't want to give some homeless drug addict or whatever a check for $4 million, ya know?

That could make it a quickly self-correcting problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

284 Probably start getting pulled over by robot speeding cops. You can pay the fine right there.


Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:32 PM (2R0TF)
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Thanks to Rahm Emanuel, Chicago has speed cameras all over town. You speed, the camera takes a photo of your license plate, and they mail you a ticket.

No muss, no fuss.

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (e9omi)

285 https://www.space.com/

israel-moon-landing-

beresheet-webcast.html


paging Mel Brooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnSGz8vW0U

Posted by: FunWithTypoes at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (FhXTo)

286 So, now Avanatti is displaying a document signed by his client stating that things were good, even though the client never new about the 4 million and was getting small amounts from Avanatti as tide-overs until the case was "settled."

What an unbelievable piece of shit he is.

Posted by: Brian at April 11, 2019 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

287 273 >>I get the feeling that this was low hanging fruit and a leftover from the Mueller indictment of Manafort that was related to Craig's law firm.

And you would be correct.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

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Sometimes I remember things other people talk about on the internet.

That makes me more informed than Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (XSSCs)

288 but I don't think anyone has made a stock bot to restock shelves yet"

Wal mart says "hi"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (6qErC)

289 What is it with fat ugly black women democrats?
Donna Brazille on FBN and barely making sense.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

290 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

291 You can replace anyone working at a grocery store except the butcher or baker in 24 hours training. Trust me, I have worked at one.

Probably true with a YUGE caveat.

Hiring someone that will show up on time, work, not steal, not intentionally piss off customers, and doesn't have marketable skills to get a better job is not easy.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (9t0Zz)

292 My how the mighty have fallen. And he was considered to be an actual serious candidate for President by some on the left.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (JUOKG)

293 This seems like a bad way to kick off a presidential campaign.
Posted by: Dick Turpin


Oh, I dunno.

He's getting name recognition and free TV time out the wazoo. If he adopts voting for felons, he has a base.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (e1q4h)

294 As much fun as it is to watch CPL get schlonged here, I would point something out:

The ONLY reason he is getting nailed for most of this is because his off-message grandstanding helped seal the deal on Kavanaugh. Had he not chimed in with his ridiculous pee-dossier-esque accusers, they very well could have gotten away with it.

A lot of dems in positions of authority were aware of these shennanigans and looked the other way while he was useful to them. That is how corrupt these people are.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (eAshZ)

295 Just remember how, less than a year ago, the press was feeding us Avenatti and Stormy Daniels 24/7. Two complete nobodies, with nothing serious to allege, nothing true to say, elevated to Above-The-Fold coverage by The Lying Press, for months or years.

Even in her own field of expertise, Stormy Daniels is a non-entity. She is neither attractive nor sexy. Why does every American know her name? Because The Lying Press embedded it indelibly in our hippocampi, thru their partisanship, stupidity and arrogance.

Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (mk9aG)

296 That said, your point is fair. But the plurality of modern supermarket workers are cashiers and "baggers" (who also double as "cart retrievers" most days). If you look at the number of people who actually stock shelves, it's a pretty small number.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:35 PM (fF3XF)

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Local IKEA warehouse is the size of a few football fields and is run with very little in the way of people. Stuff is pulled from racks with robots and restocked robotically. And this was over a decade ago when I toured the place.

As soon as packaging and displays in food stores become more robot friendly, restocking will be done by robots with just a couple of people on hand in case something happens.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (qC1Sy)

297 Obama WH counsel Greg Craig indicted...

I'm waiting for the real criminals to be indicted
Posted by: The grim reaper at April 11, 2019 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

I thought he was Clinton's WH Counsel.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (fF3XF)


I think he was Slick's impeachment attorney. But he was the Bathhouse Rat's WH Counsel too.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (y7DUB)

298 And the good news is... The future looks weirder than the present.
Spirit Cooking Merit Badges?... insert movie reference here...

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (RuIsu)

299 SHAME on Ivanka Trump for joining in on this disgusting virtue-signalling leftist tweet-storm to falsely promote a single person as being primarily responsible for the black hole photo (despite it in reality being the result of hundreds/thousands of people around the world working together), solely as a way to fraudulently assign a "scientific achievement" to a woman, to add her to the ranks of "great scientists," as part of the anti-man agenda:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6910721/ MIT-graduate-Dr-Katie-Bouman-computer-scientist___-black-hole.html

If you read the details, all she did was help to code the "photo-stitching" software to combine multiple images into one -- a commonplace bit of software in most cameras and photo-editing applications. Sure, fine, yeah, kudos for coding some image-editing software -- but that does NOT make you the next Einstein (as the feminist tweeters claim), nor does it make you even a groundbreaking coder; and more importantly (not the coder's fault -- she's not the one making the claim) it steals credit from the other thousand people who devoted their lives to this project and did much more difficult aspects of it.

Ivanka should not have legitimized this hackneyed "let's promote girls in science!" garbage.

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (5tb4C)

300 294
A lot of dems in positions of authority were aware of these shennanigans and looked the other way while he was useful to them. That is how corrupt these people are.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (eAshZ)

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How do we convince them to go after Hillary and Obama?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (XSSCs)

301 Former Obama White House Council Greg Craig indicted.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (P1AAi)

302 I laughed in the middle of a damn meeting I was ignoring. Well done Dice.
Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (1dH2d)


We have a baseball practice once a week, and one of the guys was on a conference call while awaiting his turn in the batting cage. He'd hold the phone to his chest just as the previous guy was about to hit a ball so they wouldn't hear the crack of the bat. Periodically he'd say "uh huh," to give the impression he was paying attention.

True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

303 Brazille is just barely literate. Everyone who just listened to her is now dumber.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (pw+jk)

304 1 Former Obama White House Council Greg Craig indicted

Do they actually say former Obama WH council?.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (O2RFr)

305 That URL again (remove spaces)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6910721/ MIT-graduate-Dr-Katie-Bouman-computer-scientist-im age-black-hole.html

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (5tb4C)

306 What part of Upstate NY? For some, upstate is anything north of NYC. I consider upstate (where I was raised) to be Albany, NY and north.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

I'd call everything outside NYC "upstate" I guess, unless I was referring to Westchester County, then I'd say "Westchester."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (GBteo)

307 How much of this stuff would have surfaced if he had not pushed himself into the limelight? Was any of it under serious investigation beforehand, that it was going to come to this anyway?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (o7l6R)

308 What part of Upstate NY? For some, upstate is anything north of NYC. I consider upstate (where I was raised) to be Albany, NY and north.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 11, 2019 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)

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Can't remember the name of the town, but I think the nearest city was Oswego, if memory serves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

309 The ONLY reason he is getting nailed for most of this is because his off-message grandstanding helped seal the deal on Kavanaugh. Had he not chimed in with his ridiculous pee-dossier-esque accusers, they very well could have gotten away with it.

Nah, he's been one step ahead of the law for a couple years now, they finally just caught up with him. The paraplegic case has been onging for a while, they were working on it before Avanetti showed up with Stormy on CNN. It was inevitable, his entire grift has been to get money together to pay back what he stole from people and he ran out of time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)

310 Greg Craig indicted.

Le Boom.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:31 PM (/tuJf)
*************
Why no 4am raid?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 02:41 PM (RBOtF)

311 he is a ponzi scheme

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 11, 2019 02:41 PM (0O7c5)

312 Even in her own field of expertise, Stormy Daniels is a non-entity. She is neither attractive nor sexy.
Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (mk9aG)


You went too far.

In her prime, Stormy was smokin' hot.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:41 PM (1dH2d)

313 Get your asshole loosened up boy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 11, 2019 02:41 PM (M+Lyo)

314 Brazille is just barely literate. Everyone who just listened to her is now dumber.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



At no time in that rambling dissertation did you ever come close to making a point. We are all dumber for having read it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 02:41 PM (dDUXP)

315 Craig was definitely Bubba's WH Counsel and impeachment attorney.

If he actually did work for Prezzy cock-curious you can bet your sweet bippy the media will be working overtime to air-brush that out of existence.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (fF3XF)

316 >>Can't remember the name of the town, but I think the nearest city was Oswego, if memory serves.


Yeah. There's quite the benzine ring in the old gene pool up there.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (uwOBA)

317 What is it with fat ugly black women democrats?
Donna Brazille on FBN and barely making sense.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

She ended by saying we must all work together for the good of America.

That was bizzare.

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (6X9zF)

318 C'mon. Dat cripple was just gonna use da money to trick-out da fancy wheelchair dat I won him!!!

Ingratitude is da greatest sin.

Posted by: Mikey Avenatti at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (Dh1wo)

319 It was inevitable, his entire grift has been to
get money together to pay back what he stole from people and he ran out
of time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)
A Ponzi thief!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

320 ''The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers,''

EXCEPT those that are Horde Members, of course.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (UFLLM)

321 Do they actually say former Obama WH council?.

Posted by: It's me donna

Yes

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (P1AAi)

322 Ivanka should not have legitimized this hackneyed "let's promote girls in science!" garbage.

yeah I am a bit annoyed with the "girls in science" push lately. Look if you wanna get into science, good for you. I don't care if your male or female. But this is some kind of holy crusade for too many people and its getting ridiculous.

Its like how hard MLB is working to get blacks interested in baseball to the exclusion of everyone else. Only blacks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (39g3+)

323 BARREL

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

325 unbold unitalic

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (5tb4C)

326 barrel.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (GBteo)

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (1dH2d)

328

I hear The Barrel calling...

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (fF3XF)

329 Boldly come forth.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (e1q4h)

330 318 C'mon. Dat cripple was just gonna use da money to trick-out da fancy wheelchair dat I won him!!!

Ingratitude is da greatest sin.
Posted by: Mikey Avenatti at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (Dh1wo)

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Prison, or the barrel.

Your choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (XSSCs)

331 This gonna make a great movie someday

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (Q8Fq+)

332 restocking will be done by robots"

There's a newish wally world a few miles south festooned with giant touch screens at almost every endcap, and automated carriers...

The minimum wage is always zero.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (6qErC)

333 no more girls in science until someone explains why there is a girls chess league.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

334 Ivanka should not have legitimized this hackneyed "let's promote girls in science!" garbage.
Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (5tb4C)


Definitely. Same thing with minorities. Every lab photo in every shareholder report shows a male minority holding up a test tube of colored shit (shit of color?) to a white woman, or occasionally vice versa.

For the record, despite spending *cough* years in research, I've never held up a test tube to anyone. Ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

335 Double whammy embarrelment

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

336 In her prime, Stormy was smokin' hot.

When was that, the 90s?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (39g3+)

337 331 This gonna make a great movie someday
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (Q8Fq+)

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"The story of evil Rethuglican Michael Avenatti and how he assassinated JFK."
-Oliver Stone

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:44 PM (XSSCs)

338 'and your 10 million dollar airplane, too!'

cackles maniacally

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2019 02:44 PM (qBNEP)

339 Walmart is rolling out truck unloaders for back on the dock.

They are also rolling out stock checkers going from aisle to aisle checking actual inventory of items.

How soon does the first get linked to the second and a third rolls out of the back with just the required amount to fill the niche on the shelf.

We do just in time delivery all over the country now for just about everything.

There's pretty much nothing stockpiled anymore so this would just be an extension of that and since it would all be done human hands off, it would be fantastically fast. The slowest part will be the driver of the truck from the producing plant to the loading dock.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:44 PM (2R0TF)

340 "The NXIVM stuff is bizarre, and it's not mere internet/4chan speculation per these 2 recent plea deals, Mack and Salzman.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:18 PM (W+vEI)"
...I keep telling people here that this level of WTFery is pandemic among the very wealthy, and I keep getting mocked for it. And yet there is always more and more weird shit. A major driving force behind the political elements that want 2-tiered justice is the desire to engage in this kind of stuff.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 11, 2019 02:44 PM (eAshZ)

341 After serving 320 years in PMITA, Avenatti gets life in the barrel.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 11, 2019 02:44 PM (aS1PU)

342 333 no more girls in science until someone explains why there is a girls chess league.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)


Great point. I've long wondered about that, too. Surely there must be some female Asperger's types out there too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

343 Bold Italicans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

344 She ended by saying we must all work together for the good of America.



That was bizzare.

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 02:42 PM (6X9zF)

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I put it through my democrat to decent and civilized people translator.
It came out as vote democrat for the good of criminals and liars. fuck America.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (pw+jk)

345 >>If he actually did work for Prezzy cock-curious you can bet your sweet bippy the media will be working overtime to air-brush that out of existence.

He actually did. He made a pretty big splash in the 2008 election by endorsing and working for the Obama campaign instead of Hillary's campaign and then spent a year as Obama's WH counsel.

By the way, Craig's indictment was based on his work with Manafort and Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (/tuJf)

346 I keep telling people here that this level of WTFery is pandemic among the very wealthy

Judging by detective novels in the 40s it always has been, too. People with so much money and time on their hands they get into worse and worse spirals of debauchery and horror that someone poorer wouldn't even contemplate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

347 346 I keep telling people here that this level of WTFery is pandemic among the very wealthy

Judging by detective novels in the 40s it always has been, too. People with so much money and time on their hands they get into worse and worse spirals of debauchery and horror that someone poorer wouldn't even contemplate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

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How hard is it to just constantly build roller coasters in your back yard?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (XSSCs)

348 no more girls in science until someone explains why there is a girls chess league.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

Have you ever been in the testosterone-fueled toxic masculine environment that is a chess club?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

349 When was that, the 90s?"

1890s

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (6qErC)

350 Judging by detective novels in the 40s it always has been, too. People with so much money and time on their hands they get into worse and worse spirals of debauchery and horror that someone poorer wouldn't even contemplate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

I mean, from the dudes point of view, it makes perfect sense.

He had a harem of women to have sex with, to do all of his chores, and to give him money. Not a bad gig.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (GBteo)

351 And now I'm probably gonna be blamed for da bold italics on dis page now!

I AM da bold Italic!!!

Posted by: Mikey Avenatti at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (Dh1wo)

352 The Fun Part is that the Dems and the MSM (but I repeat myself) are just starting to wake up to how much they degraded themselves by their association with this guy. They're going to try and laugh it off, but they can't erase what everyone saw them do.

And they did all of that for something that didn't hurt Trump even a tiny bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (Kpl3J)

353 no more girls in science until someone explains why there is a girls chess league.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

Great point. I've long wondered about that, too. Surely there must be some female Asperger's types out there too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at A



when I was in jh and js, we had one chess team. there were some girls that played. when we went to state they went with us and played there too. no one ever even questioned whether there should be girls or some other girl team.

why would you have some girl chess league unless girls were too stupid to play with boys?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (MTjB1)

354 Deplorable Jay Guevara @ 334- Commercials (and just about everything on tv) show everybody in a positive light except white males. Any white male is depicted in....say.......some diverse fashion.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (qBNEP)

355
I have NEVER gotten bold italics underline or strikethrough to work EVER! What demonic Warp forces of corruption are are at work here?

*eyes barrel in fear*

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (UFLLM)

356 Have you ever been in the testosterone-fueled toxic masculine environment that is a chess club?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at A



lol,

yes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (MTjB1)

357 Judging by detective novels in the 40s it always has been, too. People with so much money and time on their hands they get into worse and worse spirals of debauchery and horror that someone poorer wouldn't even contemplate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)


When you KNOW the rules do not apply to you when you've got money, you're willing to take bigger and bigger risks.

Never in his biggest nightmare did Avanatti ever think he was going to be looked at closely enough to find all of his transgressions.

He's a lawyer. He IS the law.

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

358 How's this for your MLB debut as a pitcher:

3 pitches.
1 Single.
1 Double.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (XSSCs)

359 Oh and where is the video he claimed to have of Trump with the pron star? If he had that, the left would be screaming to let him off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (JUOKG)

360 No-limit Debaucherian One-Upmanship. One learns it in boarding school.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (RuIsu)

361 sigh, jh and hs

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (MTjB1)

362 Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)

363 >>He had a harem of women to have sex with, to do all of his chores, and to give him money. Not a bad gig.


Yeah, but if he didn't Register that Brand with the local Branding Inspector, he's in serious trouble.

Livestock Law is nothing you want a peice of.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (uwOBA)

364 As soon as packaging and displays in food stores become more robot friendly, restocking will be done by robots with just a couple of people on hand in case something happens.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:39 PM (qC1Sy)

Robot technicians, engineers, and programmers are going to be the fastest growing careers of the next decade or three.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (J+mig)

365 Avenatti's going to the barrel?

Ewwwww! We're going to need a new barrel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

366 I have NEVER gotten bold italics underline or strikethrough to work EVER! What demonic Warp forces of corruption are are at work here?

*eyes barrel in fear*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (UFLLM)

It's not that difficult.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (GBteo)

367 362 Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)

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And they killed Kubrick for it!!!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (XSSCs)

368 The ONLY reason he is getting nailed for most of this is because his off-message grandstanding helped seal the deal on Kavanaugh. Had he not chimed in with his ridiculous pee-dossier-esque accusers, they very well could have gotten away with it.
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Don't buy that. The Kavanagh hearing was all about discrediting the #MeToo movement. It also had a bonus of roughing up a Catholic Kid as well but putting an end to serious #MeToo was the strategic win for the Dems.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (2LelM)

369 you have to let girls wrestle with boys and do whatever they want, but they have to have a separate chess team?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (MTjB1)

370
Ahh, I see. For once, It's not my fault.

Don't worry, I do something barrelworthy soon.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (UFLLM)

371 Judging by detective novels in the 40s it always has been, too. People with so much money and time on their hands they get into worse and worse spirals of debauchery and horror that someone poorer wouldn't even contemplate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

I can attest. My dad was a public school teacher in what was at the time the richest zip-code in the USA. The stories he would tell me from "weekend parties" in the town he worked in even creeped-out the teenage me.

The first limit most of us are confronted with is money. When Daddy's Money makes everything go away, it's pretty easy to see how Life Without Limits goes.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (fF3XF)

372 I read that CPL's plane was taken away in Santa Barbara at our podunk airport.


Yeah we are finally on the map!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

373 Yeah, but if he didn't Register that Brand with the local Branding Inspector, he's in serious trouble.

Livestock Law is nothing you want a peice of.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (uwOBA)

True. I think that failing to register a brand could get you hanged in some western states.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (GBteo)

374 Have you ever been in the testosterone-fueled toxic masculine environment that is a chess club?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)


I have. I used to belong to the Berkeley chess club. It was kind of like the cantina scene in Star Wars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

375 366 I have NEVER gotten bold italics underline or strikethrough to work EVER! What demonic Warp forces of corruption are are at work here?

*eyes barrel in fear*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (UFLLM)

It's not that difficult.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (GBteo)

============

What is this new devilry?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (XSSCs)

376 336 In her prime, Stormy was smokin' hot.

When was that, the 90s?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (39g3+)

Early 2000's she looked great.
But I like my ladies in the 25-40 range

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

377 276
So the Creepy Porn Lawyer will spend the rest of his days getting teamed
in the shower and providing free legal advice to all the innocent
people in jail.





The Trump Curse is wicked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 02:36 PM (pUDQf)



Guys like CPL thrive in jail. Jail is full of people for him to scam and bully. He will be king of the cell block in 6 months.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (ymnmz)

378 Israeli moon landing live now:


http://tinyurl.com/ycsrg3re

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (p+Wdc)

380 His star went down quicker than Porny Daniels on a client

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (BqBId)

381 How the heck did that happen?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (p+Wdc)

382 Have you ever been in the testosterone-fueled toxic masculine environment that is a chess club?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

I have. I used to belong to the Berkeley chess club. It was kind of like the cantina scene in Star Wars.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I figured it'd be more like Sheldon Cooper's living room.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (dDUXP)

383 I spent a week exploring nature preserves in "upstate NY" (everything besides NY metro and Long Island.) It's a lovely place, with lots of fens, marls, bogs, heaths, peatlands, etc, and some little mountains to climb. It was economically depressed perhaps, but hey, for my kind of tourism, perfectly affordable and SAFE.

I didn't get any closer to NYC than Mt Kisco, and the traffic even at that distance was already pure hell.

Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (mk9aG)

384 By the way, Craig's indictment was based on his work with Manafort and Ukraine.

It should be funny watching how fast the media brings this to the fore to explain how it has nothing to do with Obama, yet Trump is somehow implicated

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)

385 Well he's got my vote.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (6/uwW)

386 Never in his biggest nightmare did Avanatti ever think he was going to be looked at closely enough to find all of his transgressions.

He's a lawyer. He IS the law.
Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm a pretty cynical person, but I mean -- blatant theft of a clients money like that? I have to imagine he knew he'd, at the very least, get disbarred for that when and if he got caught.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (GBteo)

387 But I like my ladies in the 25-40 range"

Feet, yards, meters, or miles?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (6qErC)

388 >>Have you ever been in the testosterone-fueled toxic masculine environment that is a chess club?


The girl with the most cleaavage always wins.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (uwOBA)

389 Avenatti/Putin 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (6UEIA)

390 382 Have you ever been in the testosterone-fueled toxic masculine environment that is a chess club?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

I have. I used to belong to the Berkeley chess club. It was kind of like the cantina scene in Star Wars.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I figured it'd be more like Sheldon Cooper's living room.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (dDUXP)

==========

Filled with canned laughter that's unrelated to anything that's actually happening in the room?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (XSSCs)

391 >>Just remember how, less than a year ago, the press was feeding us Avenatti and Stormy Daniels 24/7. Two complete nobodies, with nothing serious to allege, nothing true to say, elevated to Above-The-Fold coverage by The Lying Press, for months or years.





Would you be surprised to learn that Avenatti worked for the Clintons in the 90's? He did oppo research on candidates, reported to Rahm Emanuel. This was before he went to law school.

Kinda explains the "Why is this guy getting all this attention as he attempts to smear Trump's presidency?" huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (W+vEI)

392 371 Judging by detective novels in the 40s it always has been, too. People with so much money and time on their hands they get into worse and worse spirals of debauchery and horror that someone poorer wouldn't even contemplate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

I can attest. My dad was a public school teacher in what was at the time the richest zip-code in the USA. The stories he would tell me from "weekend parties" in the town he worked in even creeped-out the teenage me.

The first limit most of us are confronted with is money. When Daddy's Money makes everything go away, it's pretty easy to see how Life Without Limits goes.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (fF3XF)

I've gamed this out. With unlimited money I'd be a serious asshole.
But a lot of my friends and hot girls would do very well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)

393 https://fxn.ws/2VBLC2w
*******
Greg Craig, ex-Obama White House counsel, indicted for alleged false statements | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)

394 He's a lawyer. He IS the law.

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1


There's always someone bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and meaner than you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

395 But I like my ladies in the 25-40 range"

Feet, yards, meters, or miles?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at A




iq or temperature?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (MTjB1)

396 286 So, now Avanatti is displaying a document signed by his client stating that things were good, even though the client never new about the 4 million and was getting small amounts from Avanatti as tide-overs until the case was "settled."

What an unbelievable piece of shit he is.
_________________

Given that Avenatti was outright lying to the client about the fact that the case had been settled and Avenatti had received (and spent) the client's settlement money, that letter means nothing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (fqUgw)

397 >>I didn't get any closer to NYC than Mt Kisco


Rainbow Panda, ftw!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (uwOBA)

398 354 Deplorable Jay Guevara @ 334- Commercials (and just about everything on tv) show everybody in a positive light except white males. Any white male is depicted in....say.......some diverse fashion.
Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (qBNEP)


True. It annoys the hell out of me, too.

Yet if the SHTF who ya gonna call? Hmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

399 Nah, he's been one step ahead of the law for a couple years now, they finally just caught up with him. The paraplegic case has been onging for a while, they were working on it before Avanetti showed up with Stormy on CNN. It was inevitable, his entire grift has been to get money together to pay back what he stole from people and he ran out of time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:40 PM (39g3+)


You have to be criminally insane to operate like that. Running a regular business with an iffy cash flow is more stress than most normal people can operate under and this is e to the x. Maybe it gives him a rush but normal it's not...

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (y7DUB)

400 you have to let girls wrestle with boys and do whatever they want, but they have to have a separate chess team?

I swear I was just trying to oil check her. Guys do it to each other all the time!

ASK ANYONE!

Posted by: Wide Eyed Wrestler Being Dragged From The Wrestling Meet and Off To Jail at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (9t0Zz)

401 "362
Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)"
...
There are some fantastic pics floating around from the 70's and 80's from certain costume parties.
I will say, work as a professional goon and you will see some shit.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (eAshZ)

402 But I like my ladies in the 25-40 range"

Feet, yards, meters, or miles?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


mpg

Posted by: The Barrel at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (e1q4h)

403 no more girls in science until someone explains why there is a girls chess league.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)
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I'm assuming for the same reason there are separate boys & girls sports teams, to let them play against opponents of similar ability.

Next up, Tranny Chess!

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (e9omi)

404 The Joos are taking over the moon!

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (BXMxN)

405 >>It should be funny watching how fast the media brings this to the fore to explain how it has nothing to do with Obama, yet Trump is somehow implicated

As long as they keep talking about Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

406 How the heck did that happen?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Did you try to bracket the very frist word with the sideways v brackets? The opposite bracket of this one: > wipes out everything typed after it. Everything.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (dDUXP)

407 What is this new devilry?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:49 PM (XSSCs)

Clearly witchcraft. Burn it!

Posted by: Inquisitor Cato at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (J+mig)

408 383 I spent a week exploring nature preserves in "upstate NY" (everything besides NY metro and Long Island.) It's a lovely place, with lots of fens, marls, bogs, heaths, peatlands, etc, and some little mountains to climb. It was economically depressed perhaps, but hey, for my kind of tourism, perfectly affordable and SAFE.

I didn't get any closer to NYC than Mt Kisco, and the traffic even at that distance was already pure hell.
Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:50 PM (mk9aG)

Let me carry my Glock and I'll come visit. Otherwise...NY, NJ and a few others are on my no-fly list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

409 I'm assuming for the same reason there are separate boys & girls sports teams, to let them play against opponents of similar ability.

Posted by: Boots at A




so you are saying girls are stupid?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (MTjB1)

410 405 >>It should be funny watching how fast the media brings this to the fore to explain how it has nothing to do with Obama, yet Trump is somehow implicated

As long as they keep talking about Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

===========

"I'll talk about it all day long!"
-Super genius, Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (XSSCs)

411
There's always someone bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and meaner than you.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)


We know this. Rich pompous assholes and Hollywood elites, alas, do not.

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

412 you have to let girls wrestle with boys and do whatever they want, but they have to have a separate chess team?
They need separate change-rooms!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (Dh1wo)

413 Don't buy that. The Kavanagh hearing was all about discrediting the #MeToo movement. It also had a bonus of roughing up a Catholic Kid as well but putting an end to serious #MeToo was the strategic win for the Dems.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (2LelM)

And if that didn't do it, the Virginia Lieutenant Governor killed that whole movement once and for all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

414 Stormy was not my idea of pulchritude.

When the tits are as large (and shaped like) musk melons then that's a turn off.

I prefer mine pear shaped and easily to handle. I don't want the chick to turn quickly and deck me with her tit.

But that's me. YTMV

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (2R0TF)

415 365 Avenatti's going to the barrel?

Ewwwww! We're going to need a new barrel!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

-----------------

Wow, fortunately, I was drinking coffee when I read that.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (qC1Sy)

416 >>How the heck did that happen?


You forgot to import it into Word and then Copy it into the Comments Box.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (uwOBA)

417 Does a Beresheet in the woods on the moon?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (RuIsu)

418 CPL isn't going to jail, he's going to a PITA prison. The only hope for his pooper is that his value as jailhouse lawyer exceeds his value in trade. Otherwise, he and Spermy Daniels are going to have a lot in common. (Not said with approval of the possibility; I just think it's a realistic appraisal.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (czLDv)

419 413 Don't buy that. The Kavanagh hearing was all about discrediting the #MeToo movement. It also had a bonus of roughing up a Catholic Kid as well but putting an end to serious #MeToo was the strategic win for the Dems.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (2LelM)

And if that didn't do it, the Virginia Lieutenant Governor killed that whole movement once and for all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

Hence why it won't touch Biden.

If he goes down, it'll be because of other reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (XSSCs)

420 Filled with canned laughter that's unrelated to anything that's actually happening in the room?"

Caught one of the "new" episodes some days ago.

They're mailing it in. Totally

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (6qErC)

421 going to be hard for the Jew haters to explain how the pigs and monkeys were able to fly to and land on the moon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (MTjB1)

422 405 >>It should be funny watching how fast the media brings this to the fore to explain how it has nothing to do with Obama, yet Trump is somehow implicated

As long as they keep talking about Ukraine.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

We have a Ukrainian girl who just started as our Program Manager. Legs for miles.

I need to stop thinking/remembering/associating ...stuff

God help me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)

423 336 In her prime, Stormy was smokin' hot.

When was that, the 90s?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (39g3+)


2000s. Put her politics aside ... and she's still attractive. But in the 2000s she was stunning.

The lifestyle is catching up now. She's seven years younger than me - but you wouldn't know it.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (Z6V2Z)

424 The Joos are taking over the moon!
Posted by: steevy


Is cheese kosher?

Posted by: Wallace and Gromit at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (e1q4h)

425 I'm assuming for the same reason there are separate boys & girls sports teams, to let them play against opponents of similar ability.

Next up, Tranny Chess!
Posted by: Boots


That's just it though. In chess, ability is mental, not physical. Mental comes in all ages & sizes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (dDUXP)

426 >>Never in his biggest nightmare did Avanatti ever think he was going to be looked at closely enough to find all of his transgressions.

He's a lawyer. He IS the law.
- - - -
His MO appears to be making BIG threats of legal action against to anyone who criticizes him. IIRC, the people in his old law firm were frightened of him and his vindictive attacks on them. He probably should not have attempted to take on bigger fish that don't respond the same way to his threats.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

427 342 333 no more girls in science until someone explains why there is a girls chess league.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

Great point. I've long wondered about that, too. Surely there must be some female Asperger's types out there too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


As I said on the original chess thread about this:

There is no female chess league. In 99% of chess tournaments, everyone plays against everyone, with no gender/age/race/anything segregation. They are come-one-come-all "open" tournaments.

That's true for almost every tournament int he world that normal people would ever play in.

The only time there are special "women only" tournaments are:

-- National championships
-- Major international "invitation-only" GM-level tournaments with mega prize money.

And only the top 0.0001% of female chess players ever get invited to either of those type of tournaments.

And the main reason the international big-prize money tournaments have a chick section is just to get publicity and media coverage. Everyone (especially the chess players themselves) know that the games in the women's section of these elite tournaments and inevitably MUCH weaker and error-filled than the games in the men's section. Becuase women, for whatever reason, are simply weaker at the elite level. By many orders of magnitude.

Currently there is only ONE player in the top 100 worldwide players who is a female (Hou Yifan). And in all of recorded history, there has only ever been ONE female player ever to reach the Top 20 worldwide (Judith Polgar, for a brief period).

And this is not because of any "prejudice" in the chess world -- if anything, the prejudice is reversed, and chess associations go out of their way to help and promote any and all female players.

Anyway, short version: There is no "female chess league." But women are indeed much weaker at chess on average than men. Ratings don't lie.

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (5tb4C)

428 420 Filled with canned laughter that's unrelated to anything that's actually happening in the room?"

Caught one of the "new" episodes some days ago.

They're mailing it in. Totally
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (6qErC)

===========

I was background noise in my house for a while. I never did more than crack the occasional grin.

It's generally just unfunny, and I do not get it's popularity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (XSSCs)

429 There's always someone bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and meaner than you.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)


And by the same token, there's always someone smaller, weaker, slower, dumber, kinder than you. Friedrich Gauss nods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (YqDXo)

430 The girl with the most cleavage always wins.

All I had to do was unroll these bad boys and buy a low-cut top?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (9t0Zz)

431 422
We have a Ukrainian girl who just started as our Program Manager. Legs for miles.

I need to stop thinking/remembering/associating ...stuff

God help me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK

==========

What happened to Indian girl?

You finish with her or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (XSSCs)

432 >>We have a Ukrainian girl who just started as our Program Manager. Legs for miles.


We're gonna need pictures.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (uwOBA)

433 Brian Cates @drawandstrike
8m
Somewhere inside that deep hole he's hiding in, Tony Podesta just let out a whimper.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (BqBId)

434 I have NEVER gotten bold italics underline or strikethrough to work EVER! What demonic Warp forces of corruption are are at work here?

*eyes barrel in fear*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (UFLLM)


The commenting software is programmed to strip out all HTML instructions, for security reasons. However, when it sees BB code instructions (or at least a limited subset thereof), it is also programmed to translate those few "safe" instructions back into HTML when compiling the comments. If you look up BB code on the Internet you will see what it looks like, but it basically just uses square brackets in place of the HTML pointy brackets to enclose its formatting instructions.

Posted by: HTL at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (mUWne)

435 404 The Joos are taking over the moon!

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM

Just imagine if Bibi commissioned some big secret cosmic spray paint project, and Israeli robot ships painted a giant blue Star of David across the moon's surface, stretching from one side to the other...

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

436 Wow, fortunately, I was drinking coffee when I read that.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (qC1Sy)

----------

Crud. Wasn't.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (qC1Sy)

437 I prefer mine pear shaped and easily to handle. I don't want the chick to turn quickly and deck me with her tit.

But that's me. YTMV
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (2R0TF)

Tit-bo is the new martial art/exercise craze sweeping the nation!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

438
413 Don't buy that. The Kavanagh hearing was all about discrediting the #MeToo movement. It also had a bonus of roughing up a Catholic Kid as well but putting an end to serious #MeToo was the strategic win for the Dems.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:48 PM (2LelM)

And if that didn't do it, the Virginia Lieutenant Governor killed that whole movement once and for all.
-----------------
It is because so many Dems like Lt Gov Coonman are still stalking the party and donating to it that #MeToo had to be discredited. I'm really not sure Blaisey Ford has groked that yet.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)

439 404
The Joos are taking over the moon!

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (BXMxN)

at least the weather will be better.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (ufFY8)

440 396
286 So, now Avanatti is displaying a document signed by his client
stating that things were good, even though the client never new about
the 4 million and was getting small amounts from Avanatti as tide-overs
until the case was "settled."



What an unbelievable piece of shit he is.

_________________



Given that Avenatti was outright lying to the client about
the fact that the case had been settled and Avenatti had received (and
spent) the client's settlement money, that letter means nothing.



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (fqUgw)

Dear Judge
That Avenetti was such a nice boy.

Sincerely

Juan Epstein's Mother

Posted by: Epstein', Mother at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

441 "Let me carry my Glock and I'll come visit." I carry always. It's way more dangerous in my urban sh!thole here than it is in a sedge meadow in the Finger Lakes.

Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (mk9aG)

442 The whole Women In Science thing, with all due respect, is a joke.

Watch the movie Apollo 13 - they people who made that happen were all geeky (and I'm gonna say it) white guys with pocket-protectors and slide-rules. Sure, the occasional woman would pop-up, and Hidden Figures wasn't entirely Hollywood-driven fiction.

But the overwhelming majority of the work - the ingenuity, engineering, science, creativity, and flat-out brains - was done by the very sort of people we're doing everything that can be done to discourage from going into engineering and science.

We'll be poorer as a people as a result.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (fF3XF)

443 The extortion case against Nike was bad enough with the rest of these charges he's going to be locked up for a long time.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (RBOtF)

444 432 >>We have a Ukrainian girl who just started as our Program Manager. Legs for miles.
-----------------
An amazing race of cooters.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (2LelM)

445 420 Filled with canned laughter that's unrelated to anything that's actually happening in the room?"

Caught one of the "new" episodes some days ago.

They're mailing it in. Totally
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (6qErC)

The show's been on for over a decade. It's hard for a good show to continue on that long and stay good.

At a certain point, the actors get typecast, they're too popular for their character so they can't branch out into doing anything else, and they're too important for the show to not pay them obscene sums of money to keep doing what they're doing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (KUaJL)

446 Anyway, short version: There is no "female chess league." But women are indeed much weaker at chess on average than men. Ratings don't lie.
Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (5tb4C)


I suspect that that's because women tend to be much better adjusted than men, hence my Asperger's comment above.

The Berkeley chess club was FULL of guys who played chess pretty much every waking hour. And they were damned good at it, too. IIRC, there were quite a number of nationally ranked players there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

447 437 I prefer mine pear shaped and easily to handle. I don't want the chick to turn quickly and deck me with her tit.

But that's me. YTMV
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (2R0TF)

Tit-bo is the new martial art/exercise craze sweeping the nation!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

448 going to be hard for the Jew haters to explain how the pigs and monkeys were able to fly to and land on the moon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (MTjB1)


That was explained by Dr. Strangepork in the documentary series "Pigs In Space".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

449 when I was in jh and js, we had one chess team. there were some girls that played. when we went to state they went with us and played there too. no one ever even questioned whether there should be girls or some other girl team.

why would you have some girl chess league unless girls were too stupid to play with boys?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 02:47 PM (MTjB1)



Lawyers dipping into the trust fund is fairly common, unfortunately.

Everyone always assumes that they will keep those plates spinning right up until the day that one check is late and then BAM down goes the whole thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

450 Filled with canned laughter that's unrelated to anything that's actually happening in the room?"



Caught one of the "new" episodes some days ago.



They're mailing it in. Totally


Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM

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The show was good in the beginning and then got stale and turned into a Friends redo, nothing but relationship issues.


They totally walked away from the geeky nerd stuff after 6 or 7 years.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 11, 2019 02:58 PM (JUOKG)

451 That's lovely that you sent a Lander to the Moon, but have you ever thought about sending flowers to your Mother?

Posted by: Israel Space Agency Moms at April 11, 2019 02:58 PM (uwOBA)

452 I've gamed this out. With unlimited money I'd be a serious asshole.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK


Yup, I came to the same conclusion about myself. The music thing allowed me to live like a reckless debaucherous asshole with not a lot of money. Had I been rich I would have probably killed myself off in a pirate ship bumper car tournament, or a high speed death star accident.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (9Om/r)

453 POTUS_Schedule
@45_Schedule
"The press pool has been called to the briefing room doors for an unplanned event. We are on the move to the Colonnade and are waiting outside the Oval Office."

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)

454
Israeli moon landing live now

There's an Israeli moon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (aKsyK)

455
442 The whole Women In Science thing, with all due respect, is a joke.

Watch the movie Apollo 13 - they people who made that happen were all geeky (and I'm gonna say it) white guys with pocket-protectors and slide-rules. Sure, the occasional woman would pop-up, and Hidden Figures wasn't entirely Hollywood-driven fiction.

But the overwhelming majority of the work - the ingenuity, engineering, science, creativity, and flat-out brains - was done by the very sort of people we're doing everything that can be done to discourage from going into engineering and science.

We'll be poorer as a people as a result.
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I was having a laugh with my Chiropractor yesterday. We were talking about Huntsville and I said that's where we put our NAZI rocketeer. Not sure where the Russians put theirs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (2LelM)

456 "Currently there is only ONE player in the top 100 worldwide players who is a female (Hou Yifan)." The thing I love about her is she always has a mug of smelly soup at the board, overwhelming her opponent with the fish stink.

Posted by: gp at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (mk9aG)

457 Surprise branding took the sting out of the surprise anal

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (/gtC8)

458 ...I don't want the chick to turn quickly and deck me with her tit.
But that's me. YTMV
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 02:52 PM (2R0TF)


Conservation of angular momentum can be a wondrous thing.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (kUmUV)

459
The moon in the sky like a big matzah pie, that's the weatherjoo story!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (UFLLM)

460 What woman agrees to get naked in a room of other women, does sex acts, and gets branded? And WTF with other women holding her down!?! Supposedly this was commonplace!

It seems the NVXIM cult was re-enacting "The Story of O"

Posted by: Haunted Visions at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (o7l6R)

461 Well that was cut and paste fail. Go me.

If we're talking boobfu, I was reaching over the copier to grab some envelopes from the shelf behind it and my boobs decided to copies so that was nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

462 from the sidebar:

Improvisational Comedy with Liam Neeson
From "Life's Too Short"

That's really funny. Thanks.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (ZfNws)

463 So, have the palestinians started complaining about the damage done to their Ancestral Lunar Olive Orchards, yet?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (uwOBA)

464 Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 02:54 PM (5tb4C)

IQ distribution for men is wider than that for woman. It's not fair no(what benefit is it to the retard that there are more male geniuses) but it impacts a number of fields.


Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (oTYTN)

465 I figured it'd be more like Sheldon Cooper's living room.
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https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23jlze4

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 03:00 PM (Dh1wo)

466 443 The extortion case against Nike was bad enough with the rest of these charges he's going to be locked up for a long time.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (RBOtF)

I think Avenatti has watched too many bad movies if he seriously thought he could try to blatantly shake down a publicly traded company like Nike like that.

At a minimum, you have to go the Reverend Sharpton route -- hint that your "race problem" might go away if the company "invested" more in the "community" (aka donated to his non profit).

But calling up the general counsel and saying "give me 20 million (or whatever) or I'll fuck you over so hard your stock price will drop?"

I mean, come on!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:00 PM (GBteo)

467 431 422
We have a Ukrainian girl who just started as our Program Manager. Legs for miles.

I need to stop thinking/remembering/associating ...stuff

God help me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK

==========

What happened to Indian girl?

You finish with her or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 02:55 PM (XSSCs)

She's still here. We now have two cute girls in the office.

Is nice.

Dunno if the Ukrainian girl is married or not yet. I haven't been able to get above hip level on her yet. But give me time, I'm sure she has eyes and fingers and a personality and stuff....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

468 Their Mission Control is quite cozy.
Bibi is there speaking now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:00 PM (ufFY8)

469 >>There's an Israeli moon?


If Kentucky can have one, why not Israel?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:00 PM (uwOBA)

470 Basta!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (mRuSo)

471
Anyway, short version: There is no "female chess league." But women are indeed much weaker at chess on average than men. Ratings don't lie.
Posted by: zombie at A



thanks.

like asking the question.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (MTjB1)

472 >>She's still here. We now have two cute girls in the office.


Aren't you in Spo-Compton?

Because that's not far away...

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (uwOBA)

473 and I do not get it's popularity"

It was all sciencey and stuff, plus blonde.

Now, it's meh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)

474 Anyone interested in what Michael Horowitz is up to, this is quite interesting.

Scroll down to about the 7th bullet item and go from there.

https://oig.justice.gov/ongoing/fbi.htm

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

475 Hey - whaddaymean they ARE taking over the moon?

I thought they had that one already.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)

476
AtC works topless! Who knew?

The Rule applies...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (UFLLM)

477 What happened to Indian girl?

You finish with her or something?


HR told her to wear deodorant. She quit on the spot.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (9t0Zz)

478 The Joos are taking over the moon!

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (BXMxN)
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Where else to put a permanent weather station?

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (e9omi)

479 The show was good in the beginning and then got stale and turned into a Friends redo, nothing but relationship issues.


They totally walked away from the geeky nerd stuff after 6 or 7 years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Wolowitz getting dates by sneaking women into JPL to drive a Mars rover...until it got stuck in a ditch.


That was a classic.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (e1q4h)

480 If we're talking boobfu, I was reaching over the copier to grab some envelopes from the shelf behind it and my boobs decided to copies so that was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (mf5HN)


Why does your office keep the copier on a milk crate ?

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (Z6V2Z)

481 I remember some Imam issuing an edict against Islamic space travel, because it would prevent praying toward Mecca.

1.) Space is three-dimensional and you can always orient yourself toward anywhere.

2.) Moslems will never put a man in space, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

482 @45_Schedule
"The press pool has been called to the briefing room doors for an unplanned event. We are on the move to the Colonnade and are waiting outside the Oval Office."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)


Oh, be still my savage heart! Dare we hope? Dare! Dare!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

483 Too bad we couldn't get Avenatti on the SCROTUM.

He would make a fine Chief Justice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (Z+IKu)

484 At a certain point, the actors get typecast, they're too popular for their character so they can't branch out into doing anything else, and they're too important for the show to not pay them obscene sums of money to keep doing what they're doing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (KUaJL)

The only one who I think might have a chance at a serious acting career is Simon Helberg (Wollowitz) He had a supporting part in Florence Foster Jenkins and I thought he did a surprisingly good job with the part he was given. The rest, as you say, are already typecast, they'll fade away soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)

485

Bloomberg "news" - Former White House counsel indicted. And all they are showing are pictures of Paul Manafort

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (OLCnA)

486 If we're talking boobfu, I was reaching over the copier to grab some envelopes from the shelf behind it and my boobs decided to copies so that was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

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Yeah, but did you put in the correct account for billing purposes?

(wife used to be a legal secretary)

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (qC1Sy)

487 >Avenatti presented a signed affidavit from this client affirming that Avenatti had represented him ethnically.

Because, of course he did.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (t6MX/)

488 You have to be criminally insane to operate like that.

That's what the entire plot of Fargo was about: how crazy you can get under those circumstances.

2000s. Put her politics aside ... and she's still attractive. But in the 2000s she was stunning.

I'll take your word for it, she looks awful to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

489 wonder how much it sucks to hate Jews and know they have a satellite sitting on the moon, spying on you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (MTjB1)

490 Stealing other people's money should cement his 2020 front runner status for the Democrat nomination.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

491 470 Basta!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (mRuSo)

Victor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (ycWCI)

492 If we're talking boobfu, I was reaching over the copier to grab some envelopes from the shelf behind it and my boobs decided to copies so that was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

You know the rules.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (fF3XF)

493 We'll be poorer as a people as a result.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (fF3XF)

Given the Cancellation of the Shuttle program and the rocket programs, we already are.

It will take years to recover the knowledge AND the manufacturing capability to do what we did in 1969.

Which is why NASA finally relented and let it out to private concerns cause they couldn't pay the salaries necessary to acquire the few who have the expertise.

And of course the women don't go into STEM and not because of sexism but because they don't like it. Just like there are fewer male nurses and fewer male file clerks etc. Men don't like those jobs so they don't apply for them except in extremis.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (2R0TF)

494 461 Well that was cut and paste fail. Go me.

If we're talking boobfu, I was reaching over the copier to grab some envelopes from the shelf behind it and my boobs decided to copies so that was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

You've trained them well.

Too well, maybe...

The Rack has become self-aware!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)

495 The only feeling I really have about this case is that I want everyone on this jury that awarded the shithead paraplegic (of his own doing) $4 million rounded up and thrown in jail along with the paraplegic jailbird and his scumbag lawyer. Let them all rot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (G0q15)

496 The Jooooos! They will have steal our moonlight now!

Posted by: HAMASS protester at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (37IEG)

497 The master of ceremonies looks like the quintessential Mossad bad-ass, in my mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (ufFY8)

498 392 I've gamed this out. With unlimited money I'd be a serious asshole.
But a lot of my friends and hot girls would do very well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK

Being honest?

With unlimited money, I'd be one of those freakshows that'd turn up somewhere in JJ's Morning Report and you'd all say needs to be exterminated.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (UnA8+)

499
Why does your office keep the copier on a milk crate ?
Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (Z6V2Z)

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With AtC, I think it's the other way around: The milk crate she normally stands on was hidden by some scalawag.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (qC1Sy)

500 I think Avenatti has watched too many bad movies if he seriously thought he could try to blatantly shake down a publicly traded company like Nike like that.

At a minimum, you have to go the Reverend Sharpton route -- hint that your "race problem" might go away if the company "invested" more in the "community" (aka donated to his non profit).

But calling up the general counsel and saying "give me 20 million (or whatever) or I'll fuck you over so hard your stock price will drop?"

I mean, come on!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:00 PM (GBteo)


I thought that too. What kind of a lawyer explicitly links the threat with the payment?

"How are things going over at Nike?"

"Fine, fine."

"Sure hope that continues. You never know when something awkward might come out in the news."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

501 >>wonder how much it sucks to hate Jews and know they have a satellite sitting on the moon, spying on you?


Are we up there to debunk the nazi lunar station myth?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (uwOBA)

502 The Berkeley chess club was FULL of guys who played chess pretty much every waking hour. And they were damned good at it, too. IIRC, there were quite a number of nationally ranked players there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Back in the late '70s/early '80s there was a brief attempt to create a "National Chess League" with teams representing various cites, just like with the NFL or MLB. The moves were conveyed by telephone.

The league only lasted for a few years, but during that time, the Berkeley Team was always either #1 or #2, as a result of having a crushing Murderer's Row of top GMs and IMs and former US Champions. Even though population-wise it was by far the "smallest" city in the whole league (100,000 population -- vs. NY, Chicago, etc. etc.).

So yeah, Berkeley was at one point a major chess powerhouse. Count yourself lucky to have been there!

Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (5tb4C)

503 Next flood in an Islamic tidal area will be blamed on moon Jews manipulating the tides.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (AzW6q)

504 They're mailing it in. Totally
Badly downhill since the season when Penny had the short haircut.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (Dh1wo)

505 Boobfu?

Can one volunteer as tribute? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (t6MX/)

506 482 @45_Schedule
"The press pool has been called to the briefing room doors for an unplanned event. We are on the move to the Colonnade and are waiting outside the Oval Office."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)

Oh, be still my savage heart! Dare we hope? Dare! Dare!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

PLEASE be the announcement of Purge Night for real...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

507 And I'd throw in the judge who let that ridiculous suit into court, too. Throw them all in one 4x8 cell and let them rot together.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (G0q15)

508
You've trained them well.

Too well, maybe...

The Rack has become self-aware!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK


That shit's funny, right there.

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

509

How in the fuck did Avenatti think he was going to get away with that?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


No shit.

This is astounding in the annals of lawyerdom. Sure, a few are I bit sleazy around the edges, but everyone knows that if you fuck with a client's money, you lose your ticket. Despite the stereotypes, the only time you get this kind of theft is when there's an addiction going on and the person is totally out of control. Not making appearances on most major media channels.


Unfathomable. CPL is a bona fide criminal dirtbag. Really, there should be some kind of "achievement" award for the level of corruption and evil he exhibits.

Posted by: imp at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (uKiy5)

510 With unlimited money, I'd be one of those freakshows that'd turn up somewhere in JJ's Morning Report and you'd all say needs to be exterminated.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (UnA8+)
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I think that's reserved for Saturday morning content.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (qC1Sy)

511
Alex Salvi
@alexsalvinews
#NEW on @OANN: GOP Rep. Devin Nunes sends a criminal-referral to Attorney General William Barr alleging several "potential violations" of the law, including misconduct during the FBI's investigation into Russian meddling with the 2016 Trump campaign.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (BqBId)

512
Are we up there to debunk the nazi lunar station myth?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (uwOBA

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Mossad saw "Iron Sky," said "Check it out. Just to be sure."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

513 You know the rules.



Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (fF3XF)

Can you grab the box of envelopes behind the fax machine? (971) 555-1212.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (t6MX/)

514 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK
******
Nope Meeting with 100+ year Old WW2 Vets & announced he is going to Normandy for 75th Anniversary

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)

515 484 At a certain point, the actors get typecast, they're too popular for their character so they can't branch out into doing anything else, and they're too important for the show to not pay them obscene sums of money to keep doing what they're doing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 02:57 PM (KUaJL)

The only one who I think might have a chance at a serious acting career is Simon Helberg (Wollowitz) He had a supporting part in Florence Foster Jenkins and I thought he did a surprisingly good job with the part he was given. The rest, as you say, are already typecast, they'll fade away soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)

I could easily see Jim Parsons (Sheldon) as a creepy serial killer.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (fF3XF)

516 I thought that too. What kind of a lawyer explicitly links the threat with the payment?

"How are things going over at Nike?"

"Fine, fine."

"Sure hope that continues. You never know when something awkward might come out in the news."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

I mean, even that probably wouldn't work.

Can you imagine the breach of fiduciary duty suits that would be flying around if shareholders ever found out that officers of a company were mismanaging company funds like that? Sharpton only *barely* gets away with his kind of shakedowns because he's Al Sharpton, and the race issue is super touchy, and there's at least a plausible explanation for donating money to his "charity" to "help the community" or whatever.

What Avenatti did sounds like something out the Sopranos.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (GBteo)

517 wonder how much it sucks to hate Jews and know they have a satellite sitting on the moon, spying on you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:03 PM (MTjB1)

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Especially when your desert cult is one tiny step removed from moon-worship, to the point where it's on all your flags.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (AzW6q)

518 I could easily see Jim Parsons (Sheldon) as a creepy serial killer.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (fF3XF)

Yeah, I fully expect him to be into little boys and that coming out someday.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

519 NOOD

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (GBteo)

520 If I had Unlimited Money and Power, I would Rule the World with Wisdom and Strength, and all would be in awe of my munificent benevolence.

So give it to me now.

(sez every Democrat ever)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

521
Mossad saw "Iron Sky," said "Check it out. Just to be sure."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

It's a red herring. They're actually built into undersea volcanoes.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (oTYTN)

522 Nope Meeting with 100+ year Old WW2 Vets & announced he is going to Normandy for 75th Anniversary
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)

Still good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

523
What Avenatti did sounds like something out the Sopranos.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (GBteo)
But he's been a crook for over 20 years!
Oh, I meant lawyer.
Either way.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (37IEG)

524 Scroll down to about the 7th bullet item and go from there.

https://oig.justice.gov/ongoing/fbi.htm
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Interesting set of bullets. Have you done a Linked In search of Tuva LLC to see who pops up?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (2LelM)

525 Nic update

Posted by: tbodie - autocucumber is Ridiulous Bullshit at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (BBhgz)

526 The league only lasted for a few years, but during that time, the Berkeley Team was always either #1 or #2, as a result of having a crushing Murderer's Row of top GMs and IMs and former US Champions. Even though population-wise it was by far the "smallest" city in the whole league (100,000 population -- vs. NY, Chicago, etc. etc.).

So yeah, Berkeley was at one point a major chess powerhouse. Count yourself lucky to have been there!
Posted by: zombie at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (5tb4C)


I was going to say that the club had a number of GMs and IMs, but I wasn't sure I remembered correctly. I knew it was widely considered one of the most powerful clubs in the country.

I had the privilege of getting my ass kicked there many times.

My favorite story: one guy, getting his ass kicked, surrendered his position as hopeless. His opponent scoffed at that assessment, turned the board around the other way, and proceeded to kick his ass from the other guy's position.

Would you like a doggie bag for your ego?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

527 474
Anyone interested in what Michael Horowitz is up to, this is quite interesting.



Scroll down to about the 7th bullet item and go from there.



https://oig.justice.gov/ongoing/fbi.htm

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

Tuva? That's a new name in this whole mess.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (ymnmz)

528 Given the Cancellation of the Shuttle program and the rocket programs, we already are.

It will take years to recover the knowledge AND the manufacturing capability to do what we did in 1969.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (2R0TF)

All true, but also exposes one of the major problems with NASA is that NASA was supposed to be about aeronautics and space, not LAUNCH. Completely different animals.

As I understand it, and in my ongoing dealings with them, they're still best in the world when it comes to space flight (which turns out to be extraordinarily complicated). But they were never particularly great at launch.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (fF3XF)

529 Manual spelling correction for autocucumber

Posted by: tbodie - autocucumber is Ridiculous Bullshit at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (BBhgz)

530 noood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

531
Next flood in an Islamic tidal area will be blamed on moon Jews manipulating the tides.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Forehead Moon Jew?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2019 03:13 PM (aKsyK)

532 >>Tuva? That's a new name in this whole mess.

No. FISA abuse and mismanagement of undercover operatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

533 2.) Moslems will never put a man in space, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)
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That's what you think.

Posted by: Barky's NASA Rebranding Project at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (e9omi)

534 Wow.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (BJKQV)

535
Tuva? That's a new name in this whole mess.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (ymnmz)


Tuva is a Russian republic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (TAmPV)

536 487 >Avenatti presented a signed affidavit from this client affirming that Avenatti had represented him ethnically.

Because, of course he did.
___________________

Judge: Mr. Client, when you signed this letter, were you aware that Mr. Avenatti had already received your $4 million settlement (years ago), that he had spent your settlement on hookers and blow, and that he has been lying to you for years about it?

Client: No, I did not know that.

Judge: Now that you know, is it still your opinion that Mr. Avenatti represented you ethically?

Client: Judge, can I ask you a question?

Judge: Certainly.

Client: What does "ethically" mean? Because Mr. Avenatti told me when I signed the letter that it means "like shit," but now I'm not sure I can trust that guy.

Judge: Thank you. Bailiff, please take Mr. Avenatti into custody.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (fqUgw)

537 How in the fuck did Avenatti think he was going to get away with that?!

I think its a combo of arrogance and the fact that he had gotten away with it before. I mean, this is the guy who went to Nike demanding a payoff or he'll sue for 8 kabillion dollars, of which he was planning to give like 1% to his client.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

538 I seem to recall an entire week of Orange Man Bad coverage regarding Trump's "mocking" of a handicapped writer (even though he had used the same 'derp' act/mannerisms to ridicule someone else.)

How will CNN now shame Avenatti -- their hero for speaking "truth" to power and potential democrat presidential contender -- now that it is known he actually screwed over a handicapped person?

Posted by: red speck at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (6Krd7)

539 CNN's finest. In other news, just saw a recent picture of Tom Arnold buddying up with Cohen. BFF's! Arnold says that Cohen is going to give him even more evidence against PDT. Wasn't Arnold the one that was BFF's with someone affiliated with the show The Apprentice that had tapes of PDT making racist/misogynist remarks? Never heard a peep after that.

Rats that swim in the same sewer. My apologies to actual rats.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

540 I'm waiting for a Lawyer to hate the smell of money,,,,yes I also believe politicians.....

Posted by: saf at April 11, 2019 03:59 PM (5IHGB)

541 We wait for Vox to give us the top 8 amazing reasons having a creepy porn lawyer for President will amaze you.

Posted by: Occupy This Box Breathlessly at April 11, 2019 04:10 PM (d6NzT)

542 We reject torture but we reject liberalism as well would 80 years be too easy for him?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 11, 2019 04:34 PM (wGqjj)

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