Why Does the Media Still Quote Adam Schiff? Why Do They Not Acknowledge That He's a Proven Liar?

It seems to me they are quick to brand Trump a "liar."

Why doesn't Adam Schiff get the similar treatment?

For two and a half years, Known Liar Adam Schiff has been making claim after claim, accusation after accusation. The media has never branded his statements as being made "without evidence."

But the Mueller report now proves those claims and accusations were made "without evidence" -- because if there were evidence of collusion, Mueller obviously would not have said there was no evidence of collusion.

But the media never gave the "without evidence" editorial insertion to reports about Schiff's claims.

It does, however, slap a "without evidence" on Trump's claim that Adam Schiff has mislead and lied to us -- which the Mueller report actually does provide evidence for (by necessary and unavoidable implication).

Click on each individual picture to see Politico's headline -- which does not include the "without evidence" warning about Schiff's various bald-faced lies.

Interesting to see who @politico gives the "without evidence" treatment, and who it doesn't. #bias pic.twitter.com/dk3JjnrLWD
— Matt Wolking (@MattWolking) March 29, 2019

“Without evidence.” They’re really doing this again. https://t.co/s7lcE9nYi2
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) March 29, 2019

In the Wall Street Journal, Jason Freeman wants to know why the media is still quoting a guy who has lied to them for two years.

Is it because they always knew he was lying but were in on the lie themselves? (That's me asking, not him. And here's me answering: Yes, it was that.)

One might expect any reasonable person, journalist or not, to stop providing a platform to someone who had gone two full years without backing up a sensational claim. One might also expect a journalist to get especially angry about a gap of 24-months--and counting--between publication and corroboration. But Mr. Schiff is still enjoying generally respectful coverage, despite peddling a message which has become both discredited and incoherent in the wake of special counsel Robert Mueller's finding that there was no evidence of collusion.
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He quotes the Washington Post, still treating Schiff as a credible source, saying that he's gung-ho to really get this investigation going now. Then he asks:

What's to investigate and why is he still posing the question, if he already has direct evidence showing--without a doubt--that the Trump team colluded with Russia?

He quotes the Post again, reporting that Schiff is ready to find evidence that Trump is compromised with All The Kompromat, and then rebuts:

What could be more deeply compromising than the direct evidence Mr. Schiff claims to have discovered of a conspiracy with a hostile foreign power to rig an American election? And if Mr. Schiff actually has such evidence that our republic is a sham and a foreign agent is in the Oval Office, why on earth has he been sitting on it for two years and why would he now agree to delay disclosure even further?

And then he questions giving an award to Tapper, Schiutto, Perez and the other one about their "in depth" reporting on the "dossier."

Which is even more laughable now than it was at the time -- and it was laughable at the time, too.

But I can't quote the whole thing.

It's one thing for the media to claim We wuz fooled by the Russia Hoaxers.

But now that you know they're Hoaxers -- you're still quoting them without alerting your readers to their prior history of lying and delusions?

The "We Wuz Fooled" Defense is now foreclosed. From now on, it's only We Wuz Complicit.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:26 PM

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1 Because they LIKE this particular set of lies.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 03:27 PM (so+oy)

2 They're like a blood tick. Once they're sucking, they don't stop unless you set their ass on fire

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

3 It's not a lie if you want it to be true!
It's aspiratoonal, a dream.
How can you be against dreams coming true?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 29, 2019 03:29 PM (ERWiw)

4 Also the enemy propaganda ministry is gonna make enemy propaganda.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

5 They are part of the lies and must protect them

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:30 PM (U7k5w)

6 "Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus" ~Da Nang Dick Blumenthal

Posted by: Flyguy at March 29, 2019 03:30 PM (3sOO0)

7 He's a congressperson.

Lying is expected.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 29, 2019 03:31 PM (6qErC)

8 What district is Schiff from?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 29, 2019 03:31 PM (ERWiw)

9 What district is Schiff from?
Posted by: VMs phone at March 29, 2019 03:31 PM (ERWiw)

District 9 from outer space.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 29, 2019 03:32 PM (aS1PU)

10

The Soviet media.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 29, 2019 03:32 PM (z8c2c)

11 Politics and media are an increasingly irrelevant Commedia d'ell Arte farce on a decrepit baroque stage in an empty theater.

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2019 03:33 PM (5tb4C)

12 8 Cali 28

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:33 PM (U7k5w)

13 If they had any brains at all, Schiff would be declared an enemy of the media and they would demand Trump arrest him.

Because they are gormless retards, President Trump will tie them together as part of a larger conspiracy. Which has the benefit of being true.

Remember, America: obviously insane liars were placed in executive and oversight of your intelligence agencies for years. Purging them with executions can only help national security.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:33 PM (JH+YW)

14 Adam schiff sure is ugly.

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 03:33 PM (J2jLb)

15 Next up: La Petomaine!

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2019 03:33 PM (5tb4C)

16 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that chemtrails are actually poisoning us.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:33 PM (T09ml)

17 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that Bush was behind the 9/11 attack. And that Thermite brought the towers down.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:34 PM (T09ml)

18 Maybe because he was their secret source on so many stories?

Schiff has been leaking to them all along.
They now call him a liar, then they are burning their own reporters and published stories for the past 2+ years. Also: admitting they were part of the system that amplified his lies.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (W+vEI)

19 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that there WAS a second shooter on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (T09ml)

20 He has SECRET information!Tope Secret.Hush Hush.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (BXMxN)

21 At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (5tb4C)

22 "Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus"

What bus?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (6qErC)

23 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (XWb4y)

24 Schiff fell on his sword for The Cause. And he's from Progifornia.

There's simply no way Media will betray their Feudal Lord Adam ShortShanks. If they do the low echelon journoplebs will grab their iphones and head for the exits.

Posted by: 13times at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (K3B2k)

25 The answer is that Schiff has already stated what he thinks his iron-clad evidence of the Trump campaign colluding with the Russians is:

That DJT, Jr. "took a meeting" with a Russkie lawyer (Natalia Veselnitskaya) who had told him she had dirt on The Hag Queen.

That's it.

Proof positive of Russia Colloooooooosion.

Impeach Him!

Of course Schiff forgets to mention what he also must know, that the meeting between NV and Jr. was a set-up coordinated by FusionGPS for the specific reason of making it look like Trump was colluding.

But still, he's got his evidence, and he's sticking to it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (now3g)

26 Adam Schiff KNOWS things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

27 21 At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (5tb4C)

After election night 2020.

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 03:36 PM (J2jLb)

28 Next up: La Petomaine!"

More beans Mr Taggart?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 29, 2019 03:36 PM (6qErC)

29 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that the world is actually run by lizard people from Tau Ceti.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:36 PM (T09ml)

30 They quote him because they like being lied to. The shame is part of the kink, to quote a noted Ewok.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

31 At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?
Posted by: zombie

They're still talking, aren't they?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2019 03:36 PM (veds3)

32 >> At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?

Not dead yet.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (W+vEI)

33 21 At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?
Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2019 03:35 PM (5tb4C)

When it lays down and dies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

34 Somebody ask Schiff-head about Ed Buck.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (UnA8+)

35 The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (QkjLD)

36 Bipolar credulity is the secret sauce of our "product".

Posted by: THE MEDIA at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (HJZ/B)

37 At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?
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THE SHAME IS PART OF THE STINK

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (vDqXW)

38 By doubling down they are doubling the fun! It's like a double stuff Oreo filled with triglycerides and broken dreams.

How do they lose credibility in the wake of the Muller report? At first slowly...

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (q177U)

39 If election night 2020 goes the way I hope and pray it goes, it will make 2016 look sane in comparison.

We may actually witness suicides, murders, rapes and other mayhem on air. And that's just everyone at CNN and MSNBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

40 Adam Schiff's liver tastes of shame.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (ek8Zc)

41 Because he is one of the loudest big mouths

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (BbGew)

42 At what point does Ace's pummeling the media become Desecration of a Corpse?
Posted by: zombie

They're still talking, aren't they?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Yeah. As long as they are still spinning, Ace gets to keep slicing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (XWb4y)

43 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that Jews actually DO control the weather.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (T09ml)

44 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (IXZGh)

45 Schiff should be treated like one of those Sasquatch hunters. Instead the MSM treat him like a hero.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (wehs/)

46 yeah, the MSM is in on it. As with preparing a meal, "Presentation" is important. And Schiff was not one of those secret source experts, Piece of Schifft was the main course, man right on the intelligence committee ... and yet he lied, constantly. But CNN could claim it was "soundly sourced" .. their sources like Brennan are now paid (fake) informants.

That is our problem ... they are all in on it, kabuki, lights camera action. So when the lie is revealed, they just redirect to another lie ... there is still more to come out, we may have been misled ... and then they pivot ... to health care.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (Cus5s)

47 I've hit the big time!

Posted by: Pencil Neck at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (vtcmf)

48 29 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that the world is actually run by lizard people from Tau Ceti.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:36 PM (T09ml)

[Shifty eyes] Yes, this is totally a conspiracy theory. [Tongue darts out]

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

49 Someone should order a code red on Schiffhead.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (IXZGh)

50 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that he was cloned from Adolf Hitler's penis.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (T09ml)

51
But I can't quote the whole thing.

When 'Article 13' from the European Union hits our shores you won't be able to quote anything. Meanwhile, our so-called 'American (?) Tech Giants' will be coding their asses off in preparation for bringing it here.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (jYje5)

52 Schiff has been leaking to them all along.
They now call him a liar, then they are burning their own reporters and published stories for the past 2+ years. Also: admitting they were part of the system that amplified his lies.
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traditional journalism practice is that if you have a source that burns you with lies, you burn the source by outing them.

Odd that they won't apply this rule.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (Z1V6q)

53 >>>When it lays down and dies
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK

That's when you unzip your pants and finish the job once and for all

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (q177U)

54 Adam Schiff has PROOF a black hole swallowed a commercial aircraft.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

55 I doubt we will hear the wall are closing in on Schiff.

Posted by: Ripley at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (MxEKc)

56 Why is Schiff waiting on impeachment?

Shouldn't he file articles NOW?

Posted by: HA at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (MAstk)

57 Seems a fitting place to drop this......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLw5Tg5GOc

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (IXZGh)

58 Schiff should be treated like one of those Sasquatch hunters.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 03:38 PM (wehs/)

That would be an insult to Sasquatch hunters!

Posted by: Surfperch at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (5Zpn2)

59 One might expect any reasonable person, journalist or not, to stop providing a platform to someone who had gone two full years without backing up a sensational claim.

LOL.

What world has this guy been living in? Who the hell even talks about reasonable people and journOlisters in the same sentence?

The MFM were with Schiff the whole time. They're still with him. Lying? ... Ha!

Frankly, the way this guy writes as if the MFM were interested in the truth, at all, or ever was, is sort of annoying.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (C0qUW)

60 Saw Schiff on video only once, maybe a year ago. Everything he said was a lie, obvious even to an out-of-the-Russia-hysteria-loop hermit like me. It was plain lying.

Almost everything in America is lies now. The postmodernists won. They seized the culture, and now truth is made mock of. Can't get a job, can't bank online, can't say what you think, unless you parrot their lies.

Civilization is so over.

Posted by: gp at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (mk9aG)

61 Media are dems, and therefore they will trust and quote dems. This does not mean trust them to tell the truth, but trust them to advance their shared cause.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (U7k5w)

62 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that Hillary Clinton is the real President of the United States.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (T09ml)

63 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that it takes only three licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

64 IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL LIE AND WE LOVED IT! IS THAT SO WRONG?!

GAAHHH!!

*slams door*

Posted by: Teenage Media at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (vDqXW)

65 Its POSSIBLE that he wasn't lying, just a retard who was easily misled.

But in the end, it doesn't matter: he's still someone who ought not be quoted or relied upon, liar or dupe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

66 Unfortunately Schiff, Swalwell and Nadler, the Congress critters who just won't let this go, are all in very safe Dem seats. The voters won't take care of them for us. They will be there for a long time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)

67 Adam Schiff's eyes are the eyes of a serial killer.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (T09ml)

68 But I can't quote the whole thing.

When 'Article 13' from the European Union hits our shores you won't be able to quote anything. Meanwhile, our so-called 'American (?) Tech Giants' will be coding their asses off in preparation for bringing it here.
Posted by: Newest Nic

Watching what 4chan will do to them....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (XWb4y)

69 I thought the AOSHQ Style Guide dictated we write Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (wehs/)

70 50 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that he was cloned from Adolf Hitler's penis.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:39 PM (T09ml)

The semen scraped out of a male crackwhore's asscrack.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (UnA8+)

71 JournoList is dead.

Posted by: CabaList at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (ek8Zc)

72 Schiff 4 Brains knows his stuff.

Posted by: Roy at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (xqdqQ)

73
Next up, Adam Schiff proves that Hillary Clinton is the real President of the United States without evidence

am i doing this right?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (9C0cu)

74 In the first chapter of Moby Dick, the narrator states:

.. I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim)..

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (QkjLD)

75 Civilization is so over.
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Well, actually, you can't call the culture we've been living in civilized for quite some time now. So, yep.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (JU8Pb)

76 What district is Schiff from?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 29, 2019 03:31 PM (ERWiw)
.........

Wherever it is, they need to crack down on the bad LSD that's going around.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

77 BAM!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

78 63 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that it takes only three licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

It also only takes him 3 licks to get to the center of tootsie poop.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (UnA8+)

79 Article13compliantfrog.jpg

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (J2jLb)

80 It's a shitshow.

Those on the other side are committed.

As are we.

This ain't convincing the fence sitters to go to the other side.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (OE84+)

81 65: He knows he's lying, the retards are the ones who believe him. You have to have a smidge of sociopathy to be a dem these days, including media dems.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (U7k5w)

82 @NBCNews

BREAKING: AG Barr sends letter to congressional leaders to update them on the process of releasing more details from the Mueller report. https://tinyurl.com/y4xfd872

AG Barr: President Trump would have right to assert privilege on "certain parts of the report," but based on his public statements, there are no plans to submit the report to the White House for privilege review.

AG Barr says is offering to testify publicly after the redacted report is released, saying he is currently available to testify before the congressional Judiciary Cmtes. on May 1-2.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (cF8AT)

83 Almost everything in America is lies now. The postmodernists won. They seized the culture, and now truth is made mock of. Can't get a job, can't bank online, can't say what you think, unless you parrot their lies.

Civilization is so over.
Posted by: gp

Nah. We haven't played cowboys and democrats yet.

Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (XWb4y)

84 I thought the AOSHQ Style Guide dictated we write Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 03:41 PM (wehs/)

I thought it was Adam "Pencil Neck" Schitt.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (5Zpn2)

85 Schiff has proof that the moon landings were faked.

Posted by: Ripley at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (MxEKc)

86 Pythagorean maxim -- requires non-consumption of beans

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:42 PM (QkjLD)

87 Adam Schiff's eyes are the eyes of a serial killer.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (T09ml)
.........

... on acid.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

88 And why don't we get an endless loop of Schiff being fooled by Russian pranksters engaging in an activity of which he accuses PDT and Donald Trump, Jr.?

From Townhall: "Adam Schiff Fooled by Russian Pranksters Claiming Putin Had Nude Photos of Trump." https://tinyurl.com/y5zajdtj

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (URYWW)

89 If it comes out of my cock shaped mouth it's a lie. Or, you know, a cock.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (2cuLk)

90 I think my favorite "Trump claimed without evidence" was the NYT saying Trump's 'Obama tapped my phones' tweet was without evidence when only 2 months earlier - on inauguration day, no less - their front page had a story 'Wiretapped Data Used in Inquiry of Trump Aides.'

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

91 They have to keep going. They've turfed all legitimate sources and elevated anyone who says what they want. Even if they could do better, I don't think they would choose to do so. They desperately need to be right because their world view depends on it, so they still keep playing the same tune written by the same people. Even if they wanted to do a "mea culpa" and start going straight, it's an uphill climb because I suspect a lot of legitimate sources wouldn't speak to them at this point for fear of being twisted and recast as a demon.

They've burned their own houses down and now have no choice but to play in the ashes with other people who have done the same. People who still have houses likely won't even let them through the door.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)

92 Judge Nap just said Schiff isn't completely wrong about Trump/Russia.

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

93 how about "credibly without evidence but with instructions from the DNC"?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (9AcAx)

94 the Trump tweets are like those big poles/spikes on the ground in old warfare ... when the horse/elephant charges, they raise the pole and the big animal is skewered.

BigMedia drives their elephant Narrative, then Trump tweets and the BigNarrative is skewered. Ace does that as well, just without the same reach as Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (Cus5s)

95 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that the universe is in entropy.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (gmo/4)

96 @NBCNews

BREAKING: AG Barr sends letter to congressional leaders to update them on the process of releasing more details from the Mueller report. https://tinyurl.com/y4xfd872

AG Barr: President Trump would have right to assert privilege on "certain parts of the report," but based on his public statements, there are no plans to submit the report to the White House for privilege review.

AG Barr says is offering to testify publicly after the redacted report is released, saying he is currently available to testify before the congressional Judiciary Cmtes. on May 1-2.
Posted by: Tami

Summary:

Barr: Come at me, bro!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (XWb4y)

97 Schiffhead had the Lochness Monster stuffed and in his trophy room on display.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (IXZGh)

98 yikes! google news no longer goes past the WSJ paywall.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (q177U)

99 "Without evidence."

I think Trump would know if it was a lie or not since it's about him. Do these people even think?

Posted by: abbynormal at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (h5Lyp)

100 This Schiff guy is a real turd.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (MVjcR)

101 91 They have to keep going. They've turfed all legitimate sources and elevated anyone who says what they want. Even if they could do better, I don't think they would choose to do so. They desperately need to be right because their world view depends on it, so they still keep playing the same tune written by the same people. Even if they wanted to do a "mea culpa" and start going straight, it's an uphill climb because I suspect a lot of legitimate sources wouldn't speak to them at this point for fear of being twisted and recast as a demon.

They've burned their own houses down and now have no choice but to play in the ashes with other people who have done the same. People who still have houses likely won't even let them through the door.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)

By this point in the game, they were already supposed to be in the "Killing off the Undesirables" phase, with Shrillary Killary at the helm.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

102 He's got gravitas!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)

103 Adam Schiffs time is almost up
http://tinyurl.com/y7xf7bgf

Posted by: davo at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (sMLEE)

104 I think Schiff has a Tony Montana esque pile of coke in his office......

How else do you get wild eyes like that?

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (IXZGh)

105 I thought the AOSHQ Style Guide dictated we write Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff.

I believe "wireneck" is acceptable a well... judges?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (39g3+)

106 Adam Schiff's eyes are the eyes of a serial killer.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:40 PM (T09ml

-------

There's definitely something off about him. Like, if he were hetero, he might try to put his hand up a secretary's skirt. Whatever the gay version of that is. Cory Booker in the bathroom kinda stuff, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

107 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that it was Colonel Mustard in the study with a crowbar.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (gmo/4)

108 When 'Article 13' from the European Union hits our shores
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Well, they're going to need to put in a lot of new laws, because right now "fair use" is pretty well in place in US and there's a not insubstantial amount of money being made on fair use. So its not like there aren't going to be lobbyists on the other side pushing for fair use. Plus people here will get a chance to see what happens to Europe's net and won't want that here. So, I think you have a point, but I am optimistic that they overplayed their hand, yet again.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (/xNfB)

109 105 I thought the AOSHQ Style Guide dictated we write Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff.

I believe "wireneck" is acceptable a well... judges?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (39g3+)

*votes for wireneck*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

110 Schiff is a lying, nebbishy needle-neck.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

111 Adam Schiff thinks he's the tallest Corgi in the pack.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (T09ml)

112 yikes! google news no longer goes past the WSJ paywall.
Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (q177U)

----------------------

Outline.com might, but WSJ may have blocked that too by now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (ffYR/)

113 Schiff is an INSANE liar. We need to continually point out the mental instability of the left.

I know it's obvious to some but evidently not to others.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (jUVms)

114 saying he is currently available to testify before the congressional Judiciary Cmtes. on May 1-2.

..

How about sooner so we could end this shit?

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (MAstk)

115 50: He may look like a penis with eyes, but Schiff, like Feinstein, Sanders, Blumenthal, and Schumer, will keep Jewish voters in the donkey camp. They will not believe that these people don't protect their interests.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (U7k5w)

116 104 I think Schiff has a Tony Montana esque pile of coke in his office......

How else do you get wild eyes like that?
Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (IXZGh)

Surprise anal? Maybe surprise anal AND cocaine.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

117 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that Cory Booker is straighter than he is.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (gmo/4)

118 107 Next up, Adam Schiff proves that it was Colonel Mustard in the study with a crowbar.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (gmo/4)

Well, I'm not a Colonel but I DO have a crowbar for Adam Schiff...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

119 How else do you get wild eyes like that?

From being so insane you think everyone is crawling with bugs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)

120 How does Schiff manage to hold up that gigantic head of his with that pencil neck? Is his head full of helium?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (JgA4k)

121 How does Schiff manage to hold up that gigantic head of his with that pencil neck? Is his head full of helium?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 03:46 PM (JgA4k)

Papier-mache isn't that heavy.

Posted by: Miklos, now post-prandial at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (zCyNd)

122 92 Judge Nap just said Schiff isn't completely wrong about Trump/Russia.

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

I even hear his name mentioned on FBN or FOX...I hit the mute button. I wonder if they're getting any push back on the stuff he spouts.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (cF8AT)

123 Whatever the gay version of that is. Cory Booker in the bathroom kinda stuff, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019

++++

Wide stance in the men's room.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (T09ml)

124 "What's to investigate and why is he still posing the question, if he already has direct evidence showing--without a doubt--that the Trump team colluded with Russia?"
*************
And in the "know" Beto says, "beyond a shadow of doubt" Trump colluded with Russia.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (RBOtF)

125 Schiff was not dumb, he was part of Team Depose Trump. Remember the dueling memos with Grassley?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxpjjqpv

[insert clip of "Joe Lies!" here]

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (W+vEI)

126 When I finally get my tiny hands on that weather machine...

Posted by: Pencil Neck at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (vtcmf)

127 Outline.com might, but WSJ may have blocked that too by now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (ffYR/)

Bret Stephens, Peggy Noonan. The WSJ is not a serious newspaper, and as a primary driver behind WMDs and Russiagate, they're well behind Infowars for accuracy.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (JH+YW)

128 Judge Nap is a retard.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (BXMxN)

129 124 And in the "know" Beto says, "beyond a shadow of doubt" Trump colluded with Russia.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (RBOtF)

Speaking of someone who probably just did a mountain-sized pile of coke...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (UnA8+)

130 They quote him because they like being lied to.

They just need a hook for the lie they coordinated with the Dims. It's all a show.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (OQO3S)

131
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Attorney General William Barr is preparing to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report which will include redactions that Mueller will assist with.

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

132 "Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:49 PM (39g3+)

133 I saw videos of this bastard Schiff over and over saying he had seen clear evidence of the Trump campaign colluding with the Russians.

And the msm wants to pretend it never happened.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2019 03:49 PM (r+sAi)

134 All statements from democrats must be accepted as gospel, Republicans, not so much.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)

135 A 'Dutch oven' is a slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the person's head while flatulating, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:50 PM (QkjLD)

136 If Adam Schiff holds his head just right, you can hear ocean sounds coming from his ears.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

137 OT:

STOCKTON (CBS13) - Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.

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OK, sure, she's colors outside the lines but that's only one of the factors to be considered here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

138 I am reminded of a scene in the movie Mr. Mom
Terri Garr character says to Martin Mull, Do you want the truth?
Some smirking jackass answers, No, lie to him, he likes it.

That sums up why the media listens to Schiff.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (myjNJ)

139 Mueller assisting with redactions.

Muahaha

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (MAstk)

140 Adam Schiff has proof beyond a shadow of doubt how the strawberries are being stolen from the cooler.

Posted by: Ripley at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (MxEKc)

141 Obama will always be Pencil Neck to me. I always think of Schiff as Pursey Lips.

Posted by: abbynormal at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (h5Lyp)

142 "Why do they not acknowledge he's a proven liar?"

Honor among thieves.

Posted by: OCBill at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (tm+GU)

143 That NYPost bracket is great, and I think I'd have put Brennan in that position but its well done anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)

144 schiff is the closest to joe mccarthy i've seen since mccarthy famously touted a list of communists in the state department. others have been accused of mccarthyite tactics but schiff is an exact replica.

there's a video of two rep congressmen opening an empty envelope of schiff "evidence". funny. but what we need is high dudgeon. that's one thing the dems have down pat - high dudgeon. the reps need to develop the schumer/pelosi high dudgeon soundbite.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (Pg+x7)

145 So, Barr just called their bluff. Bend over bitches.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (OQO3S)

146 137 OT:

STOCKTON (CBS13) - Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.

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OK, sure, she's colors outside the lines but that's only one of the factors to be considered here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

Sounds like a movie plot tbh.

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (J2jLb)

147 they're well behind Infowars for accuracy.
Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (JH+YW)

------

Speaking of which, de-platforming Alex Jones wasn't enough for Oliver Darcy... he's now promoting the idea that Facebook should go after other "online presences" associated with Jones:

http://tinyurl.com/y5pezh5t

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

148 On the NY Post brackets, John Oliver definitely could go farther it's just his luck he met The Mad One in his second round.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 03:52 PM (vDqXW)

149 McCarthy was right about half those people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 03:52 PM (xfb67)

150 Adam Schiff has proof beyond a shadow of doubt how the strawberries are being stolen from the cooler.

He used geometric logic!

Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas

This has to be the first time a Playmate involved in a murder has been anything other than the victim

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)

151 They quote him because they like being lied to.

They just need a hook for the lie they coordinated with the Dims. It's all a show.
Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 03:48 PM (OQO3S)

They're in on it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (2tNfG)

152 I even hear his name mentioned on FBN or FOX...I hit the mute button. I wonder if they're getting any push back on the stuff he spouts.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (cF8AT)

Fox News hires mega-cucks like Peters, Napolitano, Shapiro, Shep, and Cavuto because -they hate you-. I have zero gratitude for televised Hannity, and if you want actual video news you can do a lot better.

I understand watching Fox if you're elderly and don't want to spring for cable internet, but I look forward to the moment they're swept up with the detritus.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (JH+YW)

153 Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.
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Hangover IV?

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Z1V6q)

154 The Wheels on the Bus are coming off
coming off, coming off
The Wheels on the Bus are coming off
in our wildest dream

The White House Walls are closing in
closing in, closing in
The White House Walls are closing in
all through DC

The President is all alone
increasingly, increasingly
The President is all alone
just like Tricky Dick

Worst Week Ever for the President
the President, the President
If its the Worst Week Ever for the President
Then how come we got screwed?

Inside our heads he lives rent-free
Lives rent-free, lives rent-free
Inside our heads he just signed a lease
'til 2024

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Ndje9)

155 Judge Nap just said Schiff isn't completely wrong about Trump/Russia.

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

I even hear his name mentioned on FBN or FOX...I hit the mute button. I wonder if they're getting any push back on the stuff he spouts.
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 03:47 PM (cF8AT)
****************
I really don't know what happened to him.
When he was suspended from FNC he came back as a completely different person as if the DNC had gotten a hold of him and replaced him with a pod person.
He should despise the party of infanticide as he is a pretty devout Catholic, but instead he's been carrying their water.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (RBOtF)

156 147 Speaking of which, de-platforming Alex Jones wasn't enough for Oliver Darcy... he's now promoting the idea that Facebook should go after other "online presences" associated with Jones:

http://tinyurl.com/y5pezh5t
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

I assume he means PJW.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (UnA8+)

157 all decisions are simple when politics comes 1st over the country and/or the truth

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (1XtI9)

158 schiff is the closest to joe mccarthy i've seen since mccarthy famously touted a list of communists in the state department.

Yeah I agree, and I've been waiting for a "have you at long last no shame" moment in this whole ordeal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+)

159 138: It would be better if this was true, but the media is aiding in the creation of the lies. They are not being fooled. I love listening to the audio montages of media assholes using near identical language. It helps verify the collusion.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (U7k5w)

160 ... you know, the "it's the end of our democracy" or "an attack on america."

i think the dems developed this high dudgeon wrapped in the flag taking after reps throwing it around at dems during the cold war, when america and our democracy were really under attack.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Pg+x7)

161 153 Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.
======
Hangover IV?

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Z1V6q)

In my defense your honor, I was really drunk.

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (J2jLb)

162
I assume he means PJW.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:53 PM (UnA8+)

--------

As do I. But I'm sure it won't end there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (AzW6q)

163 That NYPost bracket is great, and I think I'd have put Brennan in that position but its well done anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)
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Yeah, but The Mad One made a brilliant press to double down on Trump conspiracy showing a dedication that Brennan could only envy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (vDqXW)

164 They're not even doubling down on stupid anymore.

They're full blown exponentiating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (Ct55T)

165 ... since then the reps have lost the moral high ground of high dudgeon.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (Pg+x7)

166 131
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Attorney General William Barr is preparing to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report which will include redactions that Mueller will assist with.
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

Oh, THERE'S a pencil in the eyeball.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

167 145: They'll bitch about the redactions. The "evidence" will have been redacted.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (U7k5w)

168 http://tinyurl.com/y5pezh5t

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

But of course. Thing is, Oliver Darcy has no power on his own. He is merely an excuse for control to be enacted.

It's why I am willing to offer considerable leeway to Alex Jones or Milo, and why I hammer Ben Shapiro unrelentingly.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (JH+YW)

169 By this point in the game, they were already supposed to be in the "Killing off the Undesirables" phase, with Shrillary Killary at the helm.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

We joke, but it's clear that there was a rapid shift in the world taking place. A huge acceleration with the tranny stuff and the mass migration, the insane global warming legislation and on and on and on. Trump was a huge black swan event that took them by surprise.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 03:55 PM (q177U)

170 Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas

Don't even TRY to stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2019 03:55 PM (8erNz)

171 Adam Schiff is "Family Guy" Stewie all grown up

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:55 PM (QkjLD)

172 schiff is the closest to joe mccarthy i've seen since mccarthy famously touted a list of communists in the state department.

McCarthy was correct and the dem party today are a bunch of communist retards (and assorted America-haters).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 03:56 PM (C0qUW)

173 "Release the report!"

Report is released.

"No not that one, the secret one you won't let anyone see!"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 03:56 PM (xfb67)

174 Adam Schiff is "Family Guy" Stewie all grown up

Posted by: SMOD
========
*golf clap*

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:56 PM (HJZ/B)

175 I am not without reason for my Fox News boycott, might watch Tuck.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 03:56 PM (BbGew)

176 137 OT:

STOCKTON (CBS13) - Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.

-
OK, sure, she's colors outside the lines but that's only one of the factors to be considered here.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

She's got crazy eyes. And big tits, but also crazy eyes.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

177 By this point in the game, they were already supposed to be in the "Killing off the Undesirables" phase, with Shrillary Killary at the helm.

I think it would have taken them about this long to get to the putting people in special camps phase. They would have had to do a bunch of quick court cases and push laws through, which takes some time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (39g3+)

178 Now Trump can release the FISA warrants at the same time.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (OQO3S)

179 a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.
...........

Bet that was ripe.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

180 everyone is googling Kelsey Turner right now.
They'll be back in about 4 minutes.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (HJZ/B)

181 It's why I am willing to offer considerable leeway to Alex Jones or Milo, and why I hammer Ben Shapiro unrelentingly.
Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (JH+YW)

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Oh yeah, for sure. It's like that Economist thing yesterday where they called Shapiro "alt-right," he freaked out about it, and then a bunch of lefties piled on about how shameful it was to smear Ben as "alt-right."

If he were actually independent or on our side, they'd have been hammering on him right alongside the Economist. He's a shill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

182 Trump was a huge black swan event that took them by surprise.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 03:55 PM (q177U)

Brexit should have been the first such event. But rising Euro nationalism is why the EU will violently collapse in our lifetimes. I am less sanguine that America will ever be a united nation again, but I am certain the flood of invaders will stop, if not reverse.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (JH+YW)

183
She's got crazy eyes. And big tits, but also crazy eyes.
Posted by: joncelli

Sunglasses?

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (OQO3S)

184 "We joke, but it's clear that there was a rapid shift in the world taking place. A huge acceleration with the tranny stuff and the mass migration, the insane global warming legislation and on and on and on. Trump was a huge black swan event that took them by surprise."

The left's goal is the acquisition and consolidation of power. Black, feminist, gay, trans, etc. causes are simply tools to accomplish that goal. They must destroy the current society so they can create one in which they are on top. While elements of the left are eating themselves, the larger strategy is still relentlessly seeing to achieve that goal.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (vgGyZ)

185 She's got crazy eyes.

Cute face but yeah she's got a bunny boiler thing going on behind those eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

186
everyone is googling Kelsey Turner right now. They'll be back in about 4 minutes.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (HJZ/B)

She's not Playmate material.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (TAmPV)

187 180: I'll bet the doc was her plastic surgeon or her shrink, probably the latter.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (U7k5w)

188 @RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Attorney General William Barr is preparing to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report which will include redactions that Mueller will assist with.
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

Oh, THERE'S a pencil in the eyeball.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

-----------------------------

Mewler has been flipped back into the Dem bad guy camp by not finding evidence to associate PDT with Rooshian cooloooosion, so his assist with this will be ignored. It will be all about "Trump appointee" AG Barr.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (ffYR/)

189 Nicolas Cage quickly realized that his (4th) marriage to Erika Koike was not a great idea, and we're told his new bride agrees and does not plan on fighting the annulment.

Sources close to the situation tell The Blast that Cage believes the entire ordeal is a "mistake."

It took 4 days

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (QkjLD)

190 Love the NY Post Mueller Madness brackets. Brennan did great until he ran into the Maddow juggernaut.

If there were one for politicians, Schiff would be in the Final 4. With Mad Maxine, McCain, and ???

Posted by: Hands at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (786Ro)

191 Lies, damned lies and Democrats.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (qC1Sy)

192 183
She's got crazy eyes. And big tits, but also crazy eyes.
Posted by: joncelli

Sunglasses?
Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (OQO3S)

Dude, concentrate. CRAZY.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

193 everyone is googling Kelsey Turner right now. They'll be back in about 4 minutes.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (HJZ/B)

She's not Playmate material.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 29, 2019 03:58
======
One minute delta, you're a quick one.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (HJZ/B)

194 182: It will stop when our population is over a billion, or the migrants get the desired financial collapse and the magnet is gone.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (U7k5w)

195 It's like that Economist thing yesterday where they called Shapiro "alt-right,"

They edited it to say "radical" which is just as ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)

196 Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in
Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body
was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.
Obvious from her pictures, she lacked the upper body strength to dig a friggin' hole ourt in the friggin' desert. - Nicky Santoro

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (gmo/4)

197 179 a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.
...........

Bet that was ripe.
Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

Or like beef jerky.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

198 Oliver Darcy to the meathook in the cellar, Oliver Darcy to the meathook, please...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

199 She's got crazy eyes. And big tits, but also crazy eyes.
Posted by: joncelli

Sunglasses?
Posted by: Jean

Face down. Butt up. Mouthful of pillow. You'll never have to look into her eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:00 PM (XWb4y)

200 189 Nicolas Cage quickly realized that his (4th) marriage to Erika Koike was not a great idea, and we're told his new bride agrees and does not plan on fighting the annulment.

Sources close to the situation tell The Blast that Cage believes the entire ordeal is a "mistake."

It took 4 days

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (QkjLD)

I feel sorry for a lot of these folks with how fucked up their lives are.

Like Elon Musk. What a shitty love life he's had.

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 04:01 PM (J2jLb)

201 >>Bet that was ripe.

We had a body found in a car at a out of business restaurant in the middle of town last year. Probably was there for over a week - in the Texas summer heat. Some lawn guys smelled it from the edge of the property.

Posted by: Aviator at March 29, 2019 04:01 PM (2cuLk)

202 They have eyes?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 04:01 PM (xfb67)

203 The left's goal is the acquisition and consolidation of power. Black, feminist, gay, trans, etc. causes are simply tools to accomplish that goal. They must destroy the current society so they can create one in which they are on top. While elements of the left are eating themselves, the larger strategy is still relentlessly seeing to achieve that goal.
Posted by: IanDeal

When you have a multi billionaire like that capo bastard, Soros dumping cash in every anti-civilization cause he can before he shuffles off to hell, this is what you get. He's the last werewolf.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:01 PM (OQO3S)

204 Lies, damned lies and Democrats.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at March 29, 2019 03:59 PM (qC1Sy)
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A monotonically increasing sequence.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 04:01 PM (vDqXW)

205 >>>I am less sanguine that America will ever be a united nation again, but I am certain the flood of invaders will stop, if not reverse.
Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM (JH+YW)

Right, they'll be running away from the chaos.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 04:01 PM (q177U)

206 It's true. Schiff is without evidence.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

207 I had to look up Kelsey, nice looking without all the make up, looks fake with it all.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (BbGew)

208 Bi-curious Sophie Turner > Kelsey Turner

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

209 "everyone is googling Kelsey Turner right now. "

Medium hot but high crazy on the matrix. That doctor should have reviewed the video.

Posted by: Ripley at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (MxEKc)

210 Nicolas Cage quickly realized that his (4th) marriage to Erika Koike was not a great idea, and we're told his new bride agrees and does not plan on fighting the annulment.

Sources close to the situation tell The Blast that Cage believes the entire ordeal is a "mistake."

It took 4 days
Posted by: SMOD

To come down off the coke high.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (XWb4y)

211 206 It's true. Schiff is without evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

And he has no dick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

212 And I know it's a generational thing, but every Oliver I've ever known has been a complete tool, and the famous Olivers, doubly so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

213 https://youtu.be/OyIvdxfkNA4

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2019 04:03 PM (cPeHU)

214 209: He probably wouldn't renew the amphetamines.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 04:03 PM (U7k5w)

215
Reminder: Shiff is on audio recording speaking to a Russian offering him intel/dirt on Trump.

Remember this PRANK? A prankster, impersonating a Russian, called Shiff and offered dirt on Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 29, 2019 04:03 PM (N+bk2)

216
Face down. Butt up. Mouthful of pillow. You'll never have to look into her eyes.
Posted by: rickb223

Then the tits are wasted, maybe over a hammock. She can watch the cats play in the yard.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:03 PM (OQO3S)

217 2 They're like a blood tick. Once they're sucking, they don't stop unless you set their ass on fire
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK

Ticks.

Heh.

*ponders*

You know, I can't come up with anything more accurate or descriptive. Bullseye, Mark.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

218 You'll never have to look into her eyes.

RULE NUMBER ONE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)

219 Democrat corporate establishment stooges like schiff is all the deep corporate state has to protect free trade from trump now that the trumpsters have chased them out of power in republican party. it is and has always been about free traders shafting the american workers. trump and sanders wing of democrat party are against free trade.

Posted by: raimondo at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (i0ix0)

220 >>Oh yeah, for sure. It's like that Economist thing yesterday where they called Shapiro "alt-right," he freaked out about it, and then a bunch of lefties piled on about how shameful it was to smear Ben as "alt-right."

My favorite was Milo is alt-right.
The guy wrote a detailed article of the origins of the Alt-right and so of course, he's labeled alt-right. No. He's not a Nazi or likes to play one for the MSM (e.g. Richard Spencer). Neither is Ben Shapiro or just about every other non-progressive with whom you disagree.

But Hillary, in her big "Alt-Right" speech, did her Deplorables shtick, just with a different label, and now everyone who is for Western civilization = Alt-Right.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (W+vEI)

221 A: "Maybe surprise anal AND cocaine."

Q: What are the two best things on the Food Pyramid?

Posted by: G marks the spot at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (DWJ/e)

222 Bet that was ripe.

We had a body found in a car at a out of business restaurant in the middle of town last year. Probably was there for over a week - in the Texas summer heat. Some lawn guys smelled it from the edge of the property.
Posted by: Aviator

That's when you go in with a full CDC self-contained haz mat suit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (XWb4y)

223 210 Nicolas Cage quickly realized that his (4th) marriage to Erika Koike was not a great idea, and we're told his new bride agrees and does not plan on fighting the annulment.

Sources close to the situation tell The Blast that Cage believes the entire ordeal is a "mistake."

It took 4 days
Posted by: SMOD

To come down off the coke high.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (XWb4y)

Yeah, this has 4-day-bender written all over it. Oh my God, I did WHAT?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

224 If he were actually independent or on our side, they'd have been hammering on him right alongside the Economist. He's a shill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

Just so. And yet the Economist refused to address him demanding that Greater Israel be ethnically cleansed. They handled him with kid gloves, and that still wasn't enough to get him over as an alternative figure. And yes, he is obviously a Never Trump pile of garbage.

Shapiro and Schiff are two sides of the same coin. Despite their differences, most people- left or right- look at them and wonder, "How the hell did these worthless bastards get placed in positions of leadership?" Because it is the British imperial strategy as enacted by globalists. Put minority tribes in positions of authority to crack down on the natives. It's why the Supreme Court has arguably zero American Protestants on it.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (JH+YW)

225 Lots of holes in the desert holding lots of problems and this dumb bimbo leaves the body in the trunk of a car.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (gmo/4)

226
Brexit should have been the first such event.
But rising Euro nationalism is why the EU will violently collapse in our
lifetimes. I am less sanguine that America will ever be a united nation
again, but I am certain the flood of invaders will stop, if not
reverse.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 03:58 PM

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This time the Germans will conquer Europe without an Army, they will do it financially.

And this time it will work because with the exception of Germany only Britain and France actually contribute to the EU, everyone else is a liability.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

227 every Oliver I've ever known has been a complete tool, and the famous Olivers, doubly so.

"aw man, and I was just about to ask for another bowl"
--Oliver Twist, scuffing a shoe on the ground

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+)

228 211 206 It's true. Schiff is without evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

And he has no dick.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

He has produced no evidence to disprove your assertion.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

229 Reminder: Shiff is on audio recording speaking to a Russian offering him intel/dirt on Trump.

Remember this PRANK? A prankster, impersonating a Russian, called Shiff and offered dirt on Trump.
======
It was the Q 102 Moscow morning zoo. Two radio guys. One of them pretended to be the speaker of the house of the Ukrainian parliament. Schiff laughed a bit when he asked them what the kompromat was and the guy answered: Naked Trump.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (HJZ/B)

230 So is collusion back to being a definable crime again? I can't keep track.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (5tMXO)

231 Well, at least it wasn't Kelsey.

Posted by: Nick Cage at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (vtcmf)

232 218 You'll never have to look into her eyes.

RULE NUMBER ONE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)

Never get a blow job from someone until you've seen their genitals?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

233 Outline.com might, but WSJ may have blocked that too by now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 03:45 PM (ffYR/)

Didn't work earlier in the week.

I copy and pasted some text and it popped up in some local paper.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (OE84+)

234 Reminder: Shiff is on audio recording speaking to a Russian offering him intel/dirt on Trump.

Remember this PRANK? A prankster, impersonating a Russian, called Shiff and offered dirt on Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 29, 2019 04:03 PM

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And less than a week later he held a press conference stating that he had rock solid non circumstantial evidence that Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the election.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (JUOKG)

235 232 218 You'll never have to look into her eyes.

RULE NUMBER ONE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)

Never get a blow job from someone until you've seen their genitals?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK

Especially in Thailand.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

236 The left's goal is the acquisition and consolidation of power. Black, feminist, gay, trans, etc. causes are simply tools to accomplish that goal. They must destroy the current society so they can create one in which they are on top. While elements of the left are eating themselves, the larger strategy is still relentlessly seeing to achieve that goal.
Posted by: IanDeal

Right, but they are riding the tiger. I don't think this is like communism and china. They can't send their goons out to the fields for reeducation after the damage is done.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (q177U)

237 Face down. Butt up. Mouthful of pillow. You'll never have to look into her eyes.
Posted by: rickb223

Then the tits are wasted, maybe over a hammock. She can watch the cats play in the yard.
Posted by: Jean

Amateurs. ...
Face up, blindfold and ball gag, tied spread eagle. Have fun.

Why do I have to tell you people this stuff?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 29, 2019 04:07 PM (myjNJ)

238 Yeah, this has 4-day-bender written all over it. Oh my God, I did WHAT?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

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LOL. My buddy was on leave from Iraq years ago, went to Vegas, married a stripper, brought her home to CO, sobered up, came to my house, and made me help them fill out the divorce papers. Whole thing only took a few days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 04:07 PM (AzW6q)

239 Okay, ace. Help me plant a story about Don Jr. being Amy Schumer's pregnancy's father, and I'll have Cosmo give you the peanut-butter treatment for ten minutes -- if you last that long! French only went five and McMullin three!

Posted by: jonah geldborg at March 29, 2019 04:07 PM (Dh1wo)

240 Democrat corporate establishment stooges like schiff is all the deep corporate state has to protect free trade from trump now that the trumpsters have chased them out of power in republican party. it is and has always been about free traders shafting the american workers. trump and sanders wing of democrat party are against free trade.
Posted by: raimondo

And killing babies

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:07 PM (OQO3S)

241 That creepy picture of Schiff and TheRickWilson looked like a NAMBLA recruitment ad. Another cocksucker who likes Schiff: Chris Wallace.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 29, 2019 04:07 PM (y7DUB)

242 @ChadPergram

Nadler on Barr: As I also informed him, rather than expend valuable time and resources trying to keep certain portions of this report from Congress, he should work with us to request a court order to release any and all grand jury information to the House Judiciary Committee.

They're creating the MUST NOT BE REDACTED crisis. They know damn good and well it HAS to be redacted PER LAW.

Mofos.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM (cF8AT)

243 This time the Germans will conquer Europe without an Army, they will do it financially.

And this time it will work because with the exception of Germany only Britain and France actually contribute to the EU, everyone else is a liability.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

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This may have been true before they allowed the Muslim invasion. They have shot a torpedo at their own sub by letting this happen. It just hasn't hit the target.........yet.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM (ffYR/)

244 And this time it will work because with the exception of Germany only Britain and France actually contribute to the EU, everyone else is a liability.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

This is partly due to the fact the Euro was designed to benefit the German economy and hobble the other nations. High value currencies are not the best choice for low productivity resource extractors. But it is also irrelevant. If the nations of Europe repudiate Germany and debts to German banks, that economic contribution will evaporate.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM (JH+YW)

245 You'll never have to look into her eyes.

RULE NUMBER ONE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)

Never get a blow job from someone until you've seen their genitals?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK

Especially in Thailand.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:06 PM

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And Korea.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM (JUOKG)

246 Why do I have to tell you people this stuff?
Posted by: madamemayhem

I travel light, that requires checked baggage.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM (OQO3S)

247
Nadler on Barr: As I also informed him, rather than expend valuable
time and resources trying to keep certain portions of this report from
Congress, he should work with us to request a court order to release any
and all grand jury information to the House Judiciary Committee.

So, they're suggesting a cover-up by Mueller?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

248 Adam Schiff looks like a sad pile of pork chops; the bargain family pack with all the bone and gristle cuts hidden on the bottom.

I'd save him for last ace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (Z4rgH)

249 Remember this PRANK? A prankster, impersonating a Russian, called Shiff and offered dirt on Trump.

I had forgotten about that, but I remember when Don jr going to talk to a Russian about dirt on Hillary, that was enough to impeach his DAD over...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)

250 They're creating the MUST NOT BE REDACTED crisis. They know damn good and well it HAS to be redacted PER LAW.

Mofos.
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM (cF8AT)

This from the side that redacted the price of a friggin table.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (OE84+)

251 Mueller will be Barr's handmaiden. Dems gonna be so happy!

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (VfnTc)

252
Shiff colluded with Ukranian pranksters to get naked pics of President Trump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=NxHrn6Byz3g

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 29, 2019 04:10 PM (N+bk2)

253 Those Russian pranksters got Maxine Waters too. Said they were the ambassador for Limpopo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 04:10 PM (xfb67)

254 This time the Germans will conquer Europe without an Army, they will do it financially.

And this time it will work because with the exception of Germany only Britain and France actually contribute to the EU, everyone else is a liability.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2019 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

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This may have been true before they allowed the Muslim invasion. They have shot a torpedo at their own sub by letting this happen. It just hasn't hit the target.........yet.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:08 PM

Germany, they let the Belgians do it.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:10 PM (OQO3S)

255 251 Mueller will be Barr's handmaiden. Dems gonna be so happy!
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (VfnTc)

Barry's going to forcibly impregnate him?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

256 So, they're suggesting a cover-up by Mueller?

Seems that way, or they're accusing his entire supposed ace team of top notch best men of incompetence. As in "just give us the info and WE will find what we need!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:10 PM (39g3+)

257 Wasn't the guy who pranked Schiff some kind of Russian Howard Stern?

I know it was something like that, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

258 Nadler on Barr: As I also informed him, rather than expend valuable
time and resources trying to keep certain portions of this report from
Congress, . . .
=============
No trouble at all. Barely and inconvenience.

Posted by: A.G. Barr at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (HJZ/B)

259 *Barr's*

Damn you, autocucumber!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (NWiLs)

260 My message to Schiff and the rest:

Fuckyou, Drop deadc

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (yWXpx)

261 Never get a blow job from someone until you've seen their genitals?
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The Crying Game procedure.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Dh1wo)

262 Seems that way, or they're accusing his entire supposed ace team of top notch best men of incompetence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:10 PM (39g3+)

And you left out HRC supporters.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (OE84+)

263 Those Russian pranksters got Maxine Waters too.

How did they ever pull that off? Must have taken months of intricate planning.

Posted by: Nick Cage at March 29, 2019 04:12 PM (vtcmf)

264 252: I like Schiff's like about the "kompromat". This is not his first effort with this sort of information gathering.

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 04:12 PM (U7k5w)

265 261 Never get a blow job from someone until you've seen their genitals?
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The Crying Game procedure.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Dh1wo)

It has saved my ass on two occasions.
Probably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:12 PM (bcbK8)

266 Turn over grand jury transcripts to those leaking piles of shit? Not very likely.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 29, 2019 04:12 PM (y7DUB)

267 I'd let Mueller fight the unsealing order.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (OQO3S)

268 And on THAT note, off to conduct interview.

Have a good Friday Horde, that was a fun music thread too. Good stuff, good stuff...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

269 Muller is a Russian double agent too! This whole time he was working for Trump!

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (q177U)

270 I travel light, that requires checked baggage.
Posted by: Jean

Seriously, you can stuff a sleep mask and some zip ties into the side pocket of your carry on bag. Improvise the ball gag.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (myjNJ)

271 264 comment about "kompromat"

Posted by: CN at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (U7k5w)

272 What looks like a walking penis with eyes, and spews nothing but shit from his mouth?

sorry.

I meant Who.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)

273 Man its going to be a shitshow when Trump declases the whole thing...LOL!!!

Posted by: H Badger at March 29, 2019 04:13 PM (RvXGY)

274 Isn't Shiff the traitor now?

He can absolutely, empirically prove that Trump is a Russian agent and refuses to do so.

What's that say about him?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (vcatx)

275 I think in a few years Schiffless will slowly turn into a creature like Gollum, hate will eat his being.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)

276 It has saved my ass on two occasions.

I gotta say that's gonna have to be a ways down the list of rules though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (39g3+)

277 So, they're suggesting a cover-up by Mueller?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

Apparently.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (cF8AT)

278 They're creating the MUST NOT BE REDACTED crisis. They know damn good and well it HAS to be redacted PER LAW.

Mofos.
Posted by: Tami

As I keep saying, let those that want to see it un-redacted, see it.

Then promptly deliver them to Leavenworth for accessing classified information without the necessary security clearance.

Would only happen once or twice.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (XWb4y)

279 The rule is to keep one sober NCO around to drive and evaluate the talent. It's important to pick one who won't take pics for future giggles or promotion boards.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (OQO3S)

280 >>Those Russian pranksters got Maxine Waters too.

How did they ever pull that off? Must have taken months of intricate planning.

They caught her when I was off doing something else. If I'm not in the picture her IQ drops by 75%.

Posted by: Maxine's wig at March 29, 2019 04:15 PM (2cuLk)

281 It's not a "lie, lie" just like Polanski didn't "rape rape".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 04:15 PM (FiUMj)

282 Mueller's a Russian asset as well apparently. LOL. These people are so fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 04:16 PM (FiUMj)

283 They caught her when I was off doing something else. If I'm not in the picture her IQ drops by 75%.
Posted by: Maxine's wig

That was one of the times James Brown stole it back

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+)

284 I want to get Misfud in the interview room

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:17 PM (OQO3S)

285 Isn't Shiff the traitor now?

He can absolutely, empirically prove that Trump is a Russian agent and refuses to do so.

What's that say about him?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at March 29, 2019 04:14 PM (vcatx)

-------------------------

He, Swalwell and Nadler are all equally involved in this. Swalwell doesn't even believe that Trump was cleared of wrongdoing from the pee pee dossier, when the guy who made it up came out and said it was bullshit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:17 PM (ffYR/)

286 This from the side that redacted the price of a friggin table.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 04:09 PM (OE84+)

Wasn't that the FBI? Maybe DOJ. I forget.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2019 04:17 PM (Z4rgH)

287 Wasn't the guy who pranked Schiff some kind of Russian Howard Stern?

I know it was something like that, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

A Rooski Stuttering John gets over on Schiff. Top.Men.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 29, 2019 04:18 PM (y7DUB)

288 Judge nap gets slimier every day

Fat ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2019 04:18 PM (yWXpx)

289 My message to Schiff and the rest:

Fuckyou, Drop deadc
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2019 04:11 PM (yWXpx)

And along those lines, it's RANGE TIME!! Taking my .22 plinkers out again along with a pistol or two.

Followed thereafter by Mexican buffet time, then Alcohol time.

Later peeps.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (2tNfG)

290 IMPENCILNATE FOATY FI

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (5tMXO)

291 Whoa....

@RealSaavedra 1m ago

Restricting Gun Sales Cost Dick's $150 Million Last Year

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

292 So, they're suggesting a cover-up by Mueller?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

So if we say what BS that make us Russian collusion obstruction phony report coverup conspiracy deniers. How much leftist insanity an you squeeze in talking point?

Posted by: Ripley at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (MxEKc)

293 Why do you

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 29, 2019 04:20 PM (lMAf3)

294 I wish that I could lie like Adam Schiff, he gets all the camera time you know.

But being dumber than a box of rocks, I just don't know how to do it.

Posted by: Senator Patty Murray at March 29, 2019 04:20 PM (sy5kK)

295 @RealSaavedra 1m ago

Restricting Gun Sales Cost Dick's $150 Million Last Year

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

Sad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (ptqGC)

296 Whoa....

@RealSaavedra 1m ago

Restricting Gun Sales Cost Dick's $150 Million Last Year
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

Peeps, the Prime Directive for big business isn't making money anymore. The Prime Directive is to push The Narrative, attack, then eradicate the Decent People of this country.

Dick's won't give two shits about this.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (2tNfG)

297 Adam Schiff is totally reliable and truthful. Why just last Saturday night he took my wife while I watched and tucked my dick up. Would I do that if Schiff were not truthful and totally reliable.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk)

298

Why is Schiff still quoted?

In real estate, it's location, location, location.

In the media, it's narrative, narrative, narrative.

Simple.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (KATBx)

299 Oh where oh where did that shooting star Camera Hogg land?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

300 Breaking: Linda McMahon resigning...to work on something to do with Trump 2020.

Live presser with Trump and McMahon.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

301 16 CHEMTRAILS WILL DESTROY THE WORLD IN LESS THAN TWELVE YEARS!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 29, 2019 04:22 PM (XIH2u)

302 Restricting Gun Sales Cost Dick's $150 Million Last Year
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

Peeps, the Prime Directive for big business isn't making money anymore. The Prime Directive is to push The Narrative, attack, then eradicate the Decent People of this country.

Dick's won't give two shits about this.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

Dick's won't. But their investors will.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:22 PM (XWb4y)

303 Lol Fox picked up on your relatively obscure Yashar Ali story. You should ask for payola.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 04:22 PM (wehs/)

304 Oh where oh where did that shooting star Camera Hogg land?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

Free ride to Harvard......

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:22 PM (IXZGh)

305 166 131
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Attorney General William Barr is preparing to release Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report which will include redactions that Mueller will assist with.
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

Oh, THERE'S a pencil in the eyeball.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

SEE!

We told you that Mueller and Barr were in on it TOGETHER!!!!

Posted by: all Democrats going insane at the same time at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sy5kK)

306 From what I am seeing, the Left and the Dem's (BIRM) position is that Barr is lying, that Trump interfered with the report, that Mueller was obstructed, and that *Veruca Salt footstamp* I want my Russian Treason, Daddy!

It is an article of faith that Trump stole the election, that the Russian's interfered and wink wink nudge nudge of course we don't mean votes were changed wink wink nudge nudge, that the dossier is true in every word, and that Mueller, when he's not being a traitor too, has sealed indictments.

It must be true. Their sense of self demands it to be true.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (GbPPJ)

307 Seriously, the shooting part of this civil war is not far away.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (pw+jk)

308 Breaking: Linda McMahon resigning...to work on something to do with Trump 2020.

Live presser with Trump and McMahon.
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

----------------------

She is leaving the SBA to work on Trump fundraising for 2020.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (ffYR/)

309 >>Oh where oh where did that shooting star Camera Hogg land?
Posted by: Puddin Head

In a just world he be captain of the jizz mop in an adult theater.

Posted by: Aviator at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (2cuLk)

310 Seriously, you can stuff a sleep mask and some zip ties into the side pocket of your carry on bag. Improvise the ball gag.
Posted by: madamemayhem

Maybe I could cut the extra socks

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (dTtwh)

311 "Lies Are a Business" - Dee Snider

""The socio-political message of "Lies Are a Business" is more important at this moment in time than ever before. The movement toward more controlling, all-powerful governments continues to grow and the current nightmarish situation in Venezuela is emblematic of the direction our world is sadly heading in."

It's also a new song of his.
At 63 the dudes still got it.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at March 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DB16e)

312 The Federalist, May 24, 2018

Former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe, who was fired for lying under oath, spent $70,000 in taxpayer dollars on a conference table. The FBI also redacted the conference table's steep price tag from documents that members of the Senate Judiciary Committee requested, in an apparent attempt to hide it from Congress.

I thought it was the FBI. Yay memory.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2019 04:24 PM (Z4rgH)

313 these dems in congress over the past 20 years are the worst i've ever seen -schumer, pelosi, waters, harry reid, wiener - not because they're partisan, but because they're amoral, unethical, dishonest & vicious. now there's a new generation, schiff, swalwell.

tucker has been making the point the left has one goal, power, and it's true. it's a point many have made here often over the years.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 04:24 PM (Pg+x7)

314 1
Because they LIKE this particular set of lies.

Should have closed the thread on comment 1.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (vWMNq)

315 Remember the MSM isn't Anti-American they're just on the other side

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (KeX8w)

316 "Lies Are a Business" - Dee Snider

""The socio-political message of "Lies Are a Business" is more important at this moment in time than ever before. The movement toward more controlling, all-powerful governments continues to grow and the current nightmarish situation in Venezuela is emblematic of the direction our world is sadly heading in."

It's also a new song of his.
At 63 the dudes still got it.
Posted by: Horus Heresy at March 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DB16e)

He who buys the whole "man made climate change" garbage.

He ain't got shit.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)

317 306 It is an article of faith that Trump stole the election, that the Russian's interfered and wink wink nudge nudge of course we don't mean votes were changed wink wink nudge nudge, that the dossier is true in every word, and that Mueller, when he's not being a traitor too, has sealed indictments.

It must be true. Their sense of self demands it to be true.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (GbPPJ)

The Russian Agents were posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

318 I just bought a reverse mortgage from Adam Schiff. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (6/uwW)

319 304 Oh where oh where did that shooting star Camera Hogg land?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 29, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

Free ride to Harvard......
--------------------
So, Presidential timber in 12 years?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)

320
SEE!

We told you that Mueller and Barr were in on it TOGETHER!!!!
Posted by: all Democrats going insane at the same time at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sy5kK)

That is quite literally what is being said.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:26 PM (GbPPJ)

321 She is leaving the SBA to work on Trump fundraising for 2020.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (ffYR/)

Is that what he said...I couldn't hear it.

He also said they have a replacement picked that they'll be announcing in a few days.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:26 PM (cF8AT)

322 We sit round, hack the computer, crack the jokes, make the prank, it's so fucking easy.

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at March 29, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

323 313 these dems in congress over the past 20 years are the worst i've ever seen -schumer, pelosi, waters, harry reid, wiener - not because they're partisan, but because they're amoral, unethical, dishonest & vicious. now there's a new generation, schiff, swalwell.

tucker has been making the point the left has one goal, power, and it's true. it's a point many have made here often over the years.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 04:24 PM (Pg+x7)

Swalwell, who wants to Nuke Flyover Country.

Don't think that these people don't mean to kill you.

They mean to kill you.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:27 PM (UnA8+)

324 Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM

I did not know that!
I've like him since TS and especially after the congressional hearings

Posted by: Horus Heresy at March 29, 2019 04:27 PM (DB16e)

325 Dick's won't. But their investors will.

Yeah the stockholders, the board of directors aren't going to be happy with this news

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:28 PM (39g3+)

326 Kelsey Turner, a 25-year-old who posed for Playboy, was arrested in Stockton in connection to the murder of a California doctor whose body was found in the trunk of a car abandoned in the desert near Las Vegas.
Obvious from her pictures, she lacked the upper body strength to dig a friggin' hole ourt in the friggin' desert. - Nicky Santoro
----------------------
The guy was a psychiatrist. He was her sugar daddy. Probably should have known better

Posted by: Drc at March 29, 2019 04:28 PM (llGBY)

327 Swalwell, who wants to Nuke Flyover Country.

Don't think that these people don't mean to kill you.

They mean to kill you.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:27 PM (UnA8+)

This is why they want open borders. If they can import all the rapists, murders and jihadists into the country and scare the holy hell out of the people, they can take over everything and go full commie.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)

328 We told you that Mueller and Barr were in on it TOGETHER!!!!
Posted by: all Democrats going insane at the same time at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sy5kK)

That is quite literally what is being said.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:26 PM (GbPPJ)

-------------------------

Yep. Mewler is now a bad, bad man in Dem land, and Barr is a Trump appointee. They will run with this forever, even though Barr has said he will follow the letter of the law in releasing the report.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:29 PM (ffYR/)

329 Silly question.

Does this thing from Gohmert seem legit?

https://bit.ly/2qZXVrk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 04:29 PM (jg1QG)

330 I LOVE the fact that Donny Two Scoops is threatening to completely shut down the southern border.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2019 04:30 PM (ufFY8)

331 Aslan was the REAL villain of Narnia!

Come at me bro!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 29, 2019 04:30 PM (q177U)

332 I just bought a reverse mortgage from Adam Schiff. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (6/uwW)
.........

I got a Hearing Assist and a catheter from him. Now I'm pissing out my ears and talking to my dick.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

333 talking to my dick.
Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

Doesn't every guy talk to their dick?

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)

334 No way a guy like Schitt doesn't have a few skeletons in his closet. Probably young boys.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 04:32 PM (wehs/)

335 It must be true. Their sense of self demands it to be true.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:23 PM (GbPPJ)

The Russian Agents were posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago.
Posted by: Hikaru

Son of a

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:32 PM (XWb4y)

336 re: "without evidence"

It was colloquial evidence.

Posted by: The #ProfessionalLiars at March 29, 2019 04:32 PM (Ndje9)

337 Meanwhile, since Democrats haven't been anti-Jew enough, Ben Rhodes (remember him?) says Obama would have been even more tough on Israel but for those New York Money Men

http://tinyurl.com/yxu3m29f

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

338 "I got a Hearing Assist and a catheter from him. Now I'm pissing out my ears and talking to my dick."

That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (jg1QG)

339 Deplorable Ian Galt, I'm pissed that Gov Abbott has not sent the National Guard down there 6 months ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (8Klrh)

340 No way a guy like Schitt doesn't have a few skeletons in his closet. Probably young boys.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 04:32 PM (wehs/)

There are bodies buried somewhere on his command......I'm quite sure of it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (IXZGh)

341 334 No way a guy like Schitt doesn't have a few skeletons in his closet. Probably young boys.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 04:32 PM (wehs/)

Would not be surprised if he was involved in the Ed Buck crap.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (UnA8+)

342 Deplorable Ian Galt, I'm pissed that Gov Abbott has not sent the National Guard down there 6 months ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (8Klrh)

As am I. He'd mentioned it a few times, but never acted on it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (IXZGh)

343 The Russian Agents were posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago.

"in white makeup!"
--Jussie Smollett's lawyer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (39g3+)

344 337 Meanwhile, since Democrats haven't been anti-Jew enough, Ben Rhodes (remember him?) says Obama would have been even more tough on Israel but for those New York Money Men

http://tinyurl.com/yxu3m29f
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

The weather Jews need to park a thunderstorm over this guy.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

345 "Doesn't every guy talk to their dick?"

No...we just typically name them.

But we don't converse with them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (jg1QG)

346 talking to my dick.
Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

Doesn't every guy talk to their dick?
Posted by: Sponge

Talk, plead, beg, make deals with...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (XWb4y)

347 talking to my dick.
Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

Hello America and all ships at sea.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (aS1PU)

348 343 The Russian Agents were posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago.

"in white makeup!"
--Jussie Smollett's lawyer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (39g3+)

So...did they put blackface on first, when white makeup? This is getting really confusing.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

349
Talk, plead, beg, make deals with...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (XWb4y)

Especially when liquored.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:35 PM (IXZGh)

350 345 "Doesn't every guy talk to their dick?"

No...we just typically name them.

But we don't converse with them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (jg1QG)

Beating them gets the message across.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

351 Sponge, I will be calling his office on Monday and ask that very question.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:36 PM (8Klrh)

352 The Russian Agents were posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

That would explain the whiteface

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

353 Hot on the heels of my first book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" stay tuned for my new effort "Nobles and the Noble Nobility Who Look Out for Us".

Posted by: Al Franken at March 29, 2019 04:37 PM (xxAFD)

354 Deplorable Ian Galt, I'm pissed that Gov Abbott has not sent the National Guard down there 6 months ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (8Klrh)

As am I. He'd mentioned it a few times, but never acted on it.
Posted by: Sponge

I would bet he's been in constant contact with Pres Trump. I'd bet that's what next weeks "Fix it Mexico or I'm closing the border" is about.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:37 PM (XWb4y)

355 We are dudes playing dudes disguised as other dudes, da?

Posted by: Russian Agents posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

356
--Jussie Smollett's lawyer

Hot or not?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM (TAmPV)

357 Deplorable Ian Galt, I'm pissed that Gov Abbott has not sent the National Guard down there 6 months ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (8Klrh)

----------------------------

Check PDT's twatter. He has said he will close down long sections of the border if not the whole thing next week if Congress and Mexico don't get off their asses.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM (ffYR/)

358 Why does the media still quote Schiffhead?

Because they're corrupt, that's why. They're the press agents for the Democrat party. Period.

They're not journalists.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:40 PM (IXZGh)

359 The Russian Agents were posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

White Russians! Sort of!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (xPJvm)

360 342
Deplorable Ian Galt, I'm pissed that Gov Abbott has not sent the National Guard down there 6 months ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (8Klrh)

As am I. He'd mentioned it a few times, but never acted on it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:33 PM (IXZGh)

FBN just reported that PDT said it could be shut down as early as next week.
Dumbass Karl Rove was fretting about supply chain disruptions.
Ummm...yeah, but I think enforcement is more important. No reason why crap can't flow from Meh- HEE- ko to O Canada to the US. (More expensive? Yeah, but business will quickly adjust in direct proportion to how much dinero is at stake.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (ufFY8)

361 Calm Mentor, I have seen that but 65,000 horses have already left the barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (8Klrh)

362 An Awkward Kiss Changed How I Saw Joe Biden

From a 2014 Dem. nominee for Lt. Gov of Nevada:

Snipped~

The landscape wasn’t looking good for my party that year. There were no high-profile national races to help boost turnout, and after the top candidate bowed out of the governor’s race, “None of the Above” ended up winning the Democratic primary.

So when my campaign heard from Vice-President Joe Biden’s office that he was looking to help me and other Democrats in the state, I was grateful and flattered.

I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. “Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?”

I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.

More @ https://tinyurl.com/y6s6c7mw

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

363 We are dudes playing dudes disguised as other dudes, da?

Posted by: Russian Agents posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM

Da. I am forgetting...is cherny litso, or biely litso. Is confusing.

Posted by: Other Russian agent supplying the makeup at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (p+Wdc)

364 *singing*

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Posted by: Fleetwood mac / Fake news media at March 29, 2019 04:42 PM (/Njku)

365 345
"Doesn't every guy talk to their dick?"

No...we just typically name them.

But we don't converse with them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 04:34 PM (jg1QG)

And we don't talk back.

Posted by: Little Elvis at March 29, 2019 04:42 PM (ufFY8)

366 Remember when Dianne Feinstein dragged Christine Blasey Ford out of the woodwork as a last second desperation Hail Mary to stop the confirmation of Kavanaugh and the media kept saying credible, credible, credible ....Not because she was credible but because they wanted her to be credible.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (h1jJh)

367 My brain couldn't process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, "tragame tierra," it means, "earth, swallow me whole." I couldn't move and I couldn't say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.

More @ https://tinyurl.com/y6s6c7mw
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

I just picture him licking your face and not thinking anything about it being unbelievably fucking rude and disgusting.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (IXZGh)

368 >>>There is a Spanish saying, tragame tierra, it means, earth, swallow me whole.

That is probably not all it means.
Kinky.
And incredibly freaking creepy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (ufFY8)

369 More @ https://tinyurl.com/y6s6c7mw
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

Knives are out for Slow Joe. Looks like the Obamas are tossing him under the bus.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

370 I remember one family Thanksgiving, long before I was a billionaire - I was eleven or twelve so had just made my first million - any at that Thanksgiving cousin Adam came right at me, swinging that boulder of a head of his like a medieval mace, googly eyes all a-staring.

I easily dodged his huge flailing napper and grabbed him by his gristly string of a neck and threw him to the ground.
I made him sniff my finger and he said it smelt of violets, hibiscus and winter in Newfoundland.

It didn't. It smelt of Marge Simpson's rat.

Posted by: Artie Schiff at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (OFzX4)

371 Remember when Dianne Feinstein dragged Christine Blasey Ford out of the woodwork as a last second desperation Hail Mary to stop the confirmation of Kavanaugh and the media kept saying credible, credible, credible ....Not because she was credible but because they wanted her to be credible.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (h1jJh)

Where's the investigation into her and her Chinese spy on the payroll for 20 years?

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (IXZGh)

372 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (XWb4y)

373 Maddow, "hey I'm just asking questions here" is real keen on the "we have the evidence and proof but we just can't release it mumble mumble."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (TN1P5)

374 Trending now: #LyingSchiffSack

Posted by: Paul at March 29, 2019 04:48 PM (3EQwB)

375
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

I am shocked Biden would do something like that off camera, just as he's done it on camera repeatedly.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (xxAFD)

376 We are dudes playing dudes disguised as other dudes, da?

Posted by: Russian Agents posing as Nigerian Brothers in Chicago at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
.........

Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

377 Nicolas Cage quickly realized that his (4th) marriage to Erika Koike was not a great idea

You would think he would have figured that out the first couple of times he married her.

Posted by: CabaList at March 29, 2019 04:57 PM (ek8Zc)

378 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 29, 2019 04:57 PM (ek8Zc)

379 367 My brain couldn't process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, "tragame tierra," it means, "earth, swallow me whole." I couldn't move and I couldn't say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.

More @ https://tinyurl.com/y6s6c7mw
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

I just picture him licking your face and not thinking anything about it being unbelievably fucking rude and disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM

××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

Joe is 'slow' alright. Eva Longoria is in the room and he tried to force a smooch the Easter Island headed tranny with the shovel hands.

Well it's a good job he/she wasn't grieving a loved one or else old gropin' Joe would have been handsy all over her flat ass too. That's his usual SOP, isn't it.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (OFzX4)

380 An Awkward Kiss Changed How I Saw Joe Biden

Yeah, he's an equal opportunity creeper, doesn't matter how old... or young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

381 That "without evidence" thing is a great qualifier. We should embrace it.

Politico, without evidence, claims to be a news site.
ABC/NBC/CBS/CNN, without evidence, claim to be news programs/networks.

Corey Booker, without evidence, claims to be the straightest heterosexual manly man since Rock Hudson.

Posted by: Sodak Saxonographer at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (xmKbk)

382 It is time for the little pencil necked geek to put up or shut up. If you have evidence Schiffty, then put it on the table. Otherwise slither back in your hole.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 29, 2019 05:23 PM (WRSbt)

383 I don't believe it! A jew a liar?

Posted by: John Henry Eden at March 30, 2019 08:25 AM (9amvR)

384 Hey,

That's pretty stunning website I've found, while was surfing a web. Not much, just some porn site amateur free real amateur porn videos there

Cheers!

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