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Leftist Wackos Who Worshipped Mueller Like a Saint Come to Deliver Them Are Now Chagrined and Regretting Their (I'm Not Kidding) Mueller Tattoos

Too... much... winning...

please...

I'm... getting... tired...

of...

all...

the winning...

The sense of mourning started to take hold over the weekend...

"It is definitely embarrassing," he said. "It's a drag knowing there are people out there who are gloating."

Gloating is the wrong word. It has a positive/negative connotation -- taking overmuch joy in one's wins.

What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

What's the word for that?

Well whatever it is -- that. That's the feeling.

Jennifer Taub, a Vermont Law School professor who had become known for punchy anti-Trump columns with titles like "Yes, Collusion. Now What?” said, "There are definitely people who thought that Mueller would save us."

...

Last week, she posted a picture of herself on Facebook lighting a candle with Mr. Mueller's face on it. "I would hope that people who were in this cult of Mueller would have been self-aware or ironic," she said on Monday.

..

Now, as Mr. Trump and his supporters claim victory, those who had hoped the Mueller investigation would end the Trump presidency are split between feelings of defiance and devastation.

Tell me more about the devastation.

You people really are hysterical neurotic barely-functioning basket-cases, aren't you?

We should definitely follow your sage lead on matters national.

Oh, by the way, this is a real ad for another New York Times article linked in the middle of this article about soyboys and sexually-neurotic women:


A Handyman Asks: After Servicing a Home, Can I Get Paid to Service My Clients' Other Needs?

And if you're wondering if that's about cuckoldry: Of course it is! At least, it's about satisfying women's emotional needs, needs that are unmet by their cuck husbands.


Back to this story, though:

[Their] belief drove an almost obsessive Mueller fandom among the group, which formed its own internet subculture among the wider anti-Trump base....

A popular podcast called "Mueller, She Wrote,” which is streamed up to 200,000 times a week, calls its Russia-obsessed fans Muellerites. One of the three hosts, a California comedian who goes by A.G. and has a tattoo of Mr. Mueller's silhouette on her arm, said the community was in what could only be described as a collective state of muted shock.

"I've had to talk a couple people off the ledge," she said.

#NotACult.

Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...


🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:58 PM




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1 "I've had to talk a couple people off the ledge," she said.

Suddenly they don't believe in evolution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2019 07:59 PM (Hk+Y0)

2 We wish you a Merry Firstmas...

now that Mueller's not here!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 07:59 PM (Ct55T)

3 Dangit!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:00 PM (Ct55T)

4 Ace, you need to break your fast. All this winning is going to drain you of electrolytes and precious bodily essences unless you recharge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 26, 2019 08:00 PM (wCmLp)

5 Off to rustle up the Corgis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:00 PM (Ct55T)

6 It's like that time I found out Swedish Erotica wasn't really made in Sweden. The disillusionment is tough.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 26, 2019 08:00 PM (jp0Bv)

7 All you firsters need to suck start a shotgun.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2019 08:01 PM (Hk+Y0)

8 This is scarier than it is funny. They are lunatics.

Posted by: Red-headed 'ette at March 26, 2019 08:01 PM (ljgit)

9 This is all so very delicious!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 26, 2019 08:01 PM (f8dwL)

10 The thing we are feeling is called "vindication".

Big word though.

Lefties tend to not like those.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (Ct55T)

11 I must admit.

I reached another level of horniness on Monday that had been previously unknown.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (kvZZf)

12 So....you're saying getting a tat of Mueller on my unit was a mistake?

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

13 This is the same cult that has arisen around RBG.

These people are unhealthy in the head.

They need to take up a real religion instead of using these earthly proxies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (KOtE7)

14
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (KCxzN)

15 12
So....you're saying getting a tat of Mueller on my unit was a mistake?


Posted by: Eric Swallwell



Granted, it was a small tattoo.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)

16 It's not too late to buy one of THESE babies:

http://tinyurl.com/y5ngvm6a

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

17 Did any crazy broad take Mueller's seed?

He has been known to deny women his essence.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (Z+IKu)

18 Seriously... This pleases me at such a visceral level. I have a pretty firm grasp on the English language, but I can't even begin to describe how truly gratifying it is to see their derangement play out on a national stage.

Of course, after the denial comes the anger and the lashing out...

Stand by to stand by.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (vcatx)

19 That lady who named her dog ""Mueller" is going to have to have that mutt neutered.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

20 learntocode

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (9L2du)

21 Reminds me of when Bush and Trump won, all these Leftists had to seek counseling and were in various stages of grief.

Posted by: RM at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (h17f4)

22 Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...



Jump! Jump!

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (aS1PU)

23 I can't make this boner go away

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (h1jJh)

24 16 It's not too late to buy one of THESE babies:

http://tinyurl.com/y5ngvm6a
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

Heh.

"Celebrity Parody"

Suuuuure it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (Ct55T)

25 Wasn't it Chelsea handler who said she was sexually attracted to mueller? Craziness.

Posted by: IC at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (OY3wW)

26 What's the word for that?

Well whatever it is -- that. That's the feeling.



Schadenpapafreud.

And Anna-that isn't a banana.

Posted by: Miklos, unrepressed at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (zCyNd)

27 Yeah, it's bad. American tech companies will follow suit.

Well I see the EU's 13 going one of three ways:

1) Total world compliance, as they intend
2) The world basically ignores the EU, since the internet is essentially American and their rules are nearly unenforceable as its international
3) People pretend to go along, but the netizens just ignore this horsecrap and keep on memeing and the EU can't enforce it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (39g3+)

28 12 So....you're saying getting a tat of Mueller on my unit was a mistake?
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

No, not at all. The tramp stamp of Mueller's unit might have been too far, though.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (jp0Bv)

29 "If you know both yourself and your enemy, you can win numerous battles without jeopardy." The Art of War
"Grab them by the pussy." DJT

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (LDV7V)

30 23
I can't make this boner go away


Posted by: Lemmiwinks


Complained no man ever.

Posted by: pep at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (T6t7i)

31 Conservatives Pounce on 2+-Year Massive Media and Government Lies.

What monsters!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (vDqXW)

32 19 That lady who named her dog ""Mueller" is going to have to have that mutt neutered.
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

and take anal

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

33 Talking down off the ledge?

I'm fixing to write "COLLUSION" in sharpie on a brick and huck it over the edge.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

34 "What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

What's the word for that?"

If Germans don't have a word for that, my surprise is total.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 08:06 PM (JH+YW)

35 So....you're saying getting a tat of Mueller on my unit was a mistake?
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)


I'm getting the one on my left buttock altered into a Kerry tat.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 26, 2019 08:06 PM (/qEW2)

36 you joke, but the word is "justice."

The joy doesn't come from just seeing another human suffer, it comes from watching the suffering of those who so deserve to suffer.

And from knowing that they wanted to watch us suffer, knowing that it was all just for political power and ratings.

It is a brief moment when you can believe in justice. In God, even.

This is the chicken watching the chicken-f***er slip on his own sweat and impale himself on the side fence.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 26, 2019 08:06 PM (LWu6U)

37 It's not too late to buy one of THESE babies:



****
I thought that was Robert Mueller fleshlight

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2019 08:06 PM (h1jJh)

38 In the Victorian era, it was popular to go to Newgate prison and go gape at the loonies they had locked up. They would poke and throw water at the crazies so they would act goofy, and the visiting gentry would be all aghast at the strangeness, then go back to their party to talk about it.

That's how I feel this stuff is. Its poking the loonies to see how they respond. These are low IQ, subnormal sanity people. It makes me kind of sick inside to watch them behave like this, not amused or smug.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)

39 This keepsake is rated five stars:


http://tinyurl.com/yy2b7het

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

40 Gloating? Did anybody watch Joy Behar and the rest of the ladies on The View bust out in a cheer when they thought Trump was going to jail?

Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (vDqXW)

41 Mueller tats? That's a joke right?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Yr4cA)

42 Sorry for going OT so early, but does someone have the tl;dr of the EU internet thing on the sidebar?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (afjNA)

43 I remember all my Republican friends and I getting Ken Starr tattoos back in the 90's. We were a crazy bunch!

Posted by: Blago at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (UfkIY)

44 What's the word for that?"

If Germans don't have a word for that, my surprise is total.
Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 08:06 PM (JH+YW)

I believe it's farfegnookie

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (jp0Bv)

45 If you think democrats forced to drop russian collusion for protecting pre-existing conditions in healthcare is good for republicans. think again. they will be running ads of people who died for lack of healthcare if trump gets rid of obama care.

Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Ze8hg)

46 raimondo. I have three words for you:

Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

47 Wow.

WOW.



These people are bananas.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (W+vEI)

48 8 This is scarier than it is funny. They are lunatics.
Posted by: Red-headed 'ette at March 26, 2019 08:01 PM (ljgit)


I'm sure they'll be just fine when they get into power again.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

49 Four hours, hell. We're going on four DAYS and I still haven't called my doctor.

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (cNBLi)

50 Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Ze8hg)

Stop pointing at me, dickhead.

Posted by: The Squirrel at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (Ct55T)

51 Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...

jump ... Jump ... JUMP ... JUMP !

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (lD3vL)

52 Man, that's a beautiful story.

Posted by: Caliban at March 26, 2019 08:09 PM (QE8X6)

53 Tucker's going to town on Jussie.
I know, "phrasing."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

54 seen at Ann Althouse's blog:

The story is the insane vortex of hatred for Donald Trump that caused a
bizarre hoax to preoccupy the country for 2 years. I want responsibility
taken for this hoax.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 26, 2019 08:09 PM (ZqRa6)

55 You people really are hysterical neurotic barely-functioning basket-cases, aren't you?
---
A basket of deludables.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

56 I want to see the JEF and The Beast arrested and thrown in prison for life. My rage knows no bounds over the damage done to this country because that psychotic bitch couldn't accept she lost the election. Hell isn't hot enough.
*end rant*

Posted by: jmel at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (OeWgo)

57 I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...

You spelled "a shove" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (5ETig)

58 Just FYI - Prolonged fasting can cause an imbalance in the bodily humors.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (MVjcR)

59 Wapner's on at five. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. 458 toothpicks, yeah.

Posted by: Rainmando at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (Hk+Y0)

60 >>If Germans don't have a word for that, my surprise is total.


"schadenfreude"?
satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (W+vEI)

61

That Mueller tattoo can easily be changed to a Bea Arthur tattoo, so not really a problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (z609k)

62 If you think democrats forced to drop russian collusion for protecting pre-existing conditions in healthcare is good for republicans. think again. they will be running ads of people who died for lack of healthcare if trump gets rid of obama care.
Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Ze8hg)
---
The return of the Psychic Liberal.

You go ahead, Madame Cleo.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

63 I got me a Mueller tattoo and a pussy hat. When do we meet up to scream at the sky??

Posted by: Bruce at March 26, 2019 08:11 PM (8ikIW)

64 Whenever any of my moonbat colleagues start whining about "I can't believe we're stuck with Drumpf for 2-more years", I simply text them this picture

https://bit.ly/2UW98Hl

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:11 PM (fF3XF)

65 I want responsibility
taken for this hoax.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 26, 2019 08:09 PM (ZqRa6)

like killing peeps, and their maids, and their pets!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2019 08:11 PM (JFO2v)

66 Thanks Jane, I just ordered a few for some kindred spirits, not easy to find in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (f8dwL)

67 Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

Assuming you're being sarcastic, it's exactly what scares me. My only hope is that the actual politicians are just indulging in playacting, but we know for sure the media is this batshit crazy, if not worse, in their Trump-hatred.

Posted by: Red-headed 'ette at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (ljgit)

68 They will go back to the tattoo parlor and ask them to change Mueller into the US attorney from SDNY.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (xPl2J)

69 What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

What's the word for that?

+++++

Schadenfreude.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (SAhpk)

70 That Mueller tattoo can easily be changed to a Bea Arthur tattoo, so not really a problem.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM (z609k)

un boner

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

71 At this point, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo of an erection on my penis. So it's always erect.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (4e+hS)

72 Talk these people off the ledge?



How about giving them snacks as they line up to jump?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:12 PM (sy5kK)

73 Maybe they can now put devils horns on the tat of Mueller. Or "traitor" over it.

Posted by: Cannibal bob at March 26, 2019 08:13 PM (0rsWa)

74 Prolonged fasting can cause an imbalance in the bodily humors.
Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2019 08:10 PM


I recommend a course of leeches. And bourbon. But mostly bourbon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2019 08:13 PM (5ETig)

75 56 I want to see the JEF

the old straight scared routine

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (JFO2v)

76 I mean... yikes.

A tattoo of a former fbi director?

...on her arm!?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (GBteo)

77 ... they will be running ads of people who died for lack of healthcare ...
Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Ze8hg)

Democrats demagogue an issue - filed under "Days Ending In The Letter 'Y'"

Democrats ran those precise ads before O'care, and they'll run them again. Morons will believe them. The rest of us will point and laugh.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (fF3XF)

78 #StillNotTiredOfWinning!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (wA4OO)

79 So, what time is the Orgy?

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (8wKjk)

80 Holy cats and dogs. Chadwick Moore just dropped the MOAB of all truth bombs on Tucker's show about Jussie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

81 I wonder if the idiots who got Mueller tattoos are the same ones who got RBG tattoos.

Apparently the RBG tattoos are a thing, too.

Bing at your own peril.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (W+vEI)

82 You just know there are Mueller dildos just like there were/are Ex-Prez Cock-Curious dildos.

You just know.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (XqPpK)

83 Many years ago John Cougar Mellencamp was on the Howard Stern Show. Howard asked him why he had a tattoo of a guy with long hair and a beard on his arm. He said it used to be his ex-wife. When he got divorced he went to the tattoo guy and told him to change her into Jesus.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

84

You people really are hysterical neurotic barely-functioning basket-cases, aren't you?

And they get to vote...

#WASTF if we don't start fighting back against these psycho Progs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (HaL55)

85 Indeed. I'll take a double of Liberal Tears.

Screw these vicious lying Progressive scumbags. They are at war with everyone who isn't a red-diaper communist in this Country, so screw every single one of them straight to hell.

I'm with Ace. What I'm feeling is so much better than gloating. I physically, emotionally, spiritually and sexually enjoy watching the Progressive world view get crushed under the weight of its own absurdity and animus. You are my enemy, and enjoy your suffering.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (db5dt)

86 So, what time is the Orgy?

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (8wKjk)


You just missed it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (aS1PU)

87 Might as well JUMP!

Go ahead and JUMP!

Posted by: Van Halen, singing their greatest hits at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

88 What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

What's the word for that?

----

http://y2u.be/_7eqHWlXlpM

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:16 PM (fF3XF)

89
You just missed it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (aS1PU)

Did you at least film it?

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:16 PM (8wKjk)

90 So, what time is the Orgy?



Posted by: ALH
----
Two weeks.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg)

91

I'd like to mule her!

Posted by: Francis the talking mule at March 26, 2019 08:16 PM (aKsyK)

92

"Steiner Mueller will come."

- NYT, 03/24/2019

Posted by: Arbalest at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (FlRtG)

93 "So, what time is the Orgy?"

24 / 7. Jump right in.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (UdKB7)

94
Many years ago John Cougar Mellencamp was on the Howard Stern Show.
Howard asked him why he had a tattoo of a guy with long hair and a beard
on his arm. He said it used to be his ex-wife. When he got divorced he
went to the tattoo guy and told him to change her into Jesus.


Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2019 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

He and one of his future ex-wives and spawn lived across the street from my son's BFF on Tybee Island.

Son and buddies t-peed JC Mellancamp's house one night. The guy was a snotty ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

95 It's not exactly Schadenfreude if the person you feel it towards has been trying to destroy you for years and they've finally got a bit of come-uppance.

Schadenfreude is felt towards regular, everyday schmucks that have nothing to do with you, and who don't really deserve the bad thing that happened to them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (Ct55T)

96 What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

What's the word for that?

Schadenboner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (5ETig)

97

Schadenfreude.Puddingfreude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (HaL55)

98 btw, when did we start pronouncing the last name Mueller as "Muller" instead of "Mewler"?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (GBteo)

99 45 If you think democrats forced to drop russian collusion for protecting pre-existing conditions in healthcare is good for republicans. think again. they will be running ads of people who died for lack of healthcare if trump gets rid of obama care.
Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Ze8hg)


Do you have a license for all this public masturbation?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

100 Perhaps it's closer to Bathos?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (Ct55T)

101 Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...

Posted by Ace of Spades at 07:58 PM


Why would we want to talk those huckster's off the ledge? I'm at street level, "Jump, you worthless sack of $h!t. Jump!"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (5Yee7)

102 The lead cultist is a comedian with a Mueller tat. I bet her routine is about as funny as a sisters of mercy concert and a 100 pack of single edge razor blades.

Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (K3B2k)

103 It's not wrong to be happy about your enemy's defeat.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

104

Fuck. Now 2 spaces are too many?
WTFF Pixy? When are you going to fix this bullshit?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (HaL55)

105 What's the word for that?

Schadenboner.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2019 08:17 PM (5ETig)

Seconded. Schadenboner is the exact word ace is looking for

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (GBteo)

106 You have to give Raimondo a break, he's trying to decide if he should take down his Meuller shrine or pray to it harder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (39g3+)

107 Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...



Posted by Ace of Spades at 07:58 PM


Lol. Severe Conservative Joe Scarborough, for one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

108 Not a ledge ace. The NeverTrumpers needed to be talked off the plank.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2019 08:19 PM (WaxcS)

109 Tucker's going to town on Jussie.
I know, "phrasing."


I'm glad no one was filming me during his segment. It was not pretty. *still fuming*

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (dUJdY)

110
Here's what's most wacky about Smollet's hoax and subsequent dismissal: Even his lawyers admits the "attackers" were the Nigerian brothers.

So the lawyer is saying is yes Justin was attacked, and yes it was the Nigerian brothers, and yes all the details provided by Justin were true (except the "attackers" were not white), but there was no conspiracy between Justin and the brothers.

Also, Justin Smollet's lawyer is not interested at all whether the Brothers are charged and prosecuted or not -- she said you'll have to ask the prosecutor about that.

Here's the tricky part: Are the Brothers being charged? If not, why not? If yes, charged for what?

The Chicago Police MUST charge the brothers for assault, yes? The brothers admitted they attacked (or staged an attack, which is an admission to the attack) Justin and then tried to FRAME Justin for their crime. Right?



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (z609k)

111 Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge...


Or a push. Whatev.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (fF3XF)

Posted by: at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

113 Even if Mueller HAD come through for them in the way they'd hoped how could they possibly not know that lighting candles and inking Mueller's face on their bodies as tattoos --over politics--makes them look like idiots to any normal person.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (tkNkP)

114 What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked.?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (Yr4cA)

115 Looks ok to me

Posted by: at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

116 I know what they're going through. Right now I'm trying to save up enough money to get my Jeff Sessions tattoo removed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

117 114 What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked.?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (Yr4cA)

The nuked ones glow in the dark.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (8wKjk)

118 Between the suicides, abortions and not wanting to over populate the Earth, this Liberal Problem might solve itself.

Posted by: Kurt Schlichter : Baller at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (4e+hS)

119 Now TuCa's gettin' down to bidness over the Mueller meltdowns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

120 What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked?

How much they annoy the mods

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (39g3+)

121 Someone here linked to the Jimmy Dore (sp?) show on Maddow's first show after the Mueller report. Very funny!

I have not watched Maddow in a while - hooboy, she has lost it. Hilarious takedown.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (W+vEI)

122 >>>I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

classic ace, don't ever leave us!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (BoLk7)

123 Between the suicides, abortions and not wanting to over populate the Earth, this Liberal Problem might solve itself.

"Not as long as you keep sending us your kids to take over"
--Leftist teachers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (39g3+)

124 I'll try again.

Schadenpapafreud.

And not with a banana.

Posted by: Miklos, pre-un-willowing at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

125 What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked.?
Posted by: Northernlurker



About 4800 degrees?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (SAhpk)

126 I never knew that pudding could make your skin so soft if you apply it several times a day, every day.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (LWu6U)

127 Democrats ran those precise ads before O'care, and they'll run them again. Morons will believe them. The rest of us will point and laugh.
Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:14 PM (fF3XF)

Yup....I like the ones with the old Boomer farts all worried about their medicare going away and having to eat dog food while they drive around in the new RV looking for a new doctor.

Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (Z+IKu)

128

What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked.?
Um, one glows in the dark?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (HaL55)

129 Heh. TuCa mocks Swallowswell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

130 What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked?

Not a Mod/COB, but my guess...

1) Entertainment value
2) Ability to troll without using dirty words and/or getting personal

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (fF3XF)

131
Isn't it annoying to know we've had obamacare hanging over our heads (in regards to election outcomes) like an anvil for 10 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (z609k)

132 Sidebar. Ace is going to wind up being medically prescribed to eat a sandwich.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (WaxcS)

133 120 What's the difference between trolls kept around for mocking purposes and those that get nuked?

How much they annoy the mods
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:21 PM (39g3+)


Don't think of them as trolls, think of them as cute little pets with fleas and mange.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:22 PM (sy5kK)

134 They need to take up a real religion instead of using these earthly proxies.

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (AllCR)

135 >>>>"I've had to talk a couple people off the ledge," she said.
Suddenly they don't believe in evolution.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2019 07:59 PM (Hk+Y0)

Someone's gotta start the slow clap.

*starts slowly clapping*

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (q177U)

136 Dear lord Mueller She Wrote, 60$ and you can see them do the podcast live. What a scam, I wish I thought of it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (dKiJG)

137 >>Between the suicides, abortions and not wanting to over populate the Earth, this Liberal Problem might solve itself.


But in the interim they're doing stuff like drag queen story hour for tots and demanding transgenders get access to opposite sex bathrooms

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (W+vEI)

138 fucking sock!

Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (q177U)

139 I can't make this boner go away


Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Complained no man ever.

Posted by: pep


Except when the bell rings to end 3rd period in the 7th grade.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (XqPpK)

140 >>That Mueller tattoo can easily be changed to a Bea Arthur tattoo, so not really a problem.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Yup. Just make the 5 o'clock shadow darker.

Posted by: Aviator at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (2cuLk)

141 Son and buddies t-peed JC Mellancamp's house one night. The guy was a snotty ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------

I link again to my favorite Mellencamp picture:

http://tinyurl.com/y65cvmar

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (xSo9G)

142 I want to believe.

Posted by: Fox Mueller at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (Ab2OP)

143 I would be the last person to enjoy my enemies suffering, but....somehow........it's like they deserve it. Right?

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (qBNEP)

144 What's the word for that?


schadenanal

Posted by: x at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (nFwvY)

145
"I've had to talk a couple people off the ledge," she said.



If Trump wins in 2020 the ledges will be loaded with lefties and they all need to jump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (PZ7zc)

146 Except when the bell rings to end 3rd period in the 7th grade.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2019 08:23 PM (XqPpK)

140 >>That Mueller tattoo can easily be changed to a Bea Arthur tattoo

Problem, solution.

Posted by: Miklos, making it look easy at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (zCyNd)

147 Oh you heartless gloaters
https://youtu.be/kjJ1bsnxxhs

Posted by: Lord Percy at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)

148
I owe you a Coke, ALH. Please to be with the watching of the USB portal-type thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)

149 Leftist Wackos Who Worshipped Mueller Like a Saint Come to Deliver Them Are Now Chagrined and Regretting Their (I'm Not Kidding) Mueller Tattoos

LOL.

Did Alyssa Milano get another tattoo?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (K8LjS)

150 Tucker is on fire.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (XROPS)

151 I link again to my favorite Mellencamp picture:



http://tinyurl.com/y65cvmar

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM (xSo9G)


He looks like a hobo got the best of him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

152 Bea Arthur and Robert Mueller were both US Marines.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (xPl2J)

153 If we outlaw ledges, then only outlaws will have ledges.

Or something.

Posted by: Boots at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (e9omi)

154 Cheer up, dolts. You only have to add one of those gang member teardrops to Mueller's cheek. Oh, what could have been...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (JoUsr)

155 Dems can console themselves that although Trumps not going to neither is Jussie Whats-his-name. Winning!

Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (NbRJx)

156 How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?

He is as dumb as he looks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

157 They need to take up a real religion instead of using these earthly proxies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (KOtE7)


They should start to worship Jim Jones and start up lefty Jonestowns all over the country and then guzzle the Flavor Aid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (PZ7zc)

158 has a tattoo of Mr. Mueller's silhouette on her arm,

Puh-leeease. That could be any horse. It could be a Sarah Jessica Parker tattoo for all we know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (K8LjS)

159
How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?



He is as dumb as he looks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (/tuJf)


Barry fell for him when he converted to the Satanic Death Cult.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

160
A lot of Republicans voted to confirm Brennan.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (z609k)

161 It was the smoking man and an illegal alien pissing on a Prostitute in Kiev.

Posted by: Fox Mueller at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (Ab2OP)

162 156 How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?

He is as dumb as he looks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

Good question.

The funny thing is that this entire time, the MSM thought Brennan had inside knowledge about Trump and collusion.

Oops. Turns out he's just an idiot with a political vendetta who is not even smart enough to couch his proclamations in "it looks like" or "it's possible that"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (GBteo)

163 Re the sidebar - ace, I'm really glad you'll be seeing a doctor and getting tested. I know that Jason Fung only recommends long fasts if you are under a doctor's supervision. So I'm very glad to hear you'll be seeing a doctor.

Sincerely,

Your blog mom.

Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (aXucN)

164 Oh you heartless gloaters
https://youtu.be/kjJ1bsnxxhs
Posted by: Lord Percy at March 26, 2019 08:24 PM

Gloaters? You really are a pratt, Percy.

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder, Minister in Charge of Religious Genocide at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (5ETig)

165 I hear Rachel Maddow is doubling down. Cause there can never be enough tears.

Posted by: Caliban at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (QE8X6)

166 How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?
He is as dumb as he looks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (/tuJf)

Who made him so? And how did he get to where he got?

Same answer. The rot runs deep.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (fF3XF)

167 Some guy on TuCa's show was sent to prison because of Brennan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

168 It could be a Sarah Jessica Parker tattoo for all we know.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Hot

Posted by: John Kerry at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (gkstg)

169 The long awaited take down of Brennan




Scary for the country and for the world to know one of our most powerful organizations was headed by a dolt.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (XROPS)

170 [Their] belief drove an almost obsessive Mueller fandom among the group, which formed its own internet subculture among the wider anti-Trump base....




Are they still running the Hillary won website? Remember the little Land of Oz website of posting pretend news that Hillary was president

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (PZ7zc)

171 156 How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?

He is as dumb as he looks.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (/tuJf)


As dumb as he looks, he is even more crooked and anti-American.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

172 Posted by: bluebell at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (aXucN)

He'll be fine! people can go weeks, sometimes months without food before suffering any major organ damage.

One dude in Scotland (IIRC) went almost an entire year with just a water / salt diet.

Oh, unless ace forgets to drink water again. Then he'll likely not be fine.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:28 PM (GBteo)

173 4
Ace, you need to break your fast. All this winning is going to drain you
of electrolytes and precious bodily essences unless you recharge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 26, 2019 08:00 PM (wCmLp)


Does fasting effect ones ahhh emissions?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 26, 2019 08:28 PM (xBRJ0)

174 I hear Rachel Maddow is doubling down. Cause there can never be enough tears.
Posted by: Caliban at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (QE8X6)
---
She's trying hard to win the tournament.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:28 PM (vDqXW)

175 Ace, I hope you have a great doctor and that he or she can put you some knowledge about your body.

Seriously. Love you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

176 I still have the Air America shows from the day after W got elected, not as good as the Young Turks meltdown that's glorious.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (dKiJG)

177 Shadows blue and red, shadows blue and red
Your alarm bells, your alarm bells
They should be ringing x12
This is the gloating

Posted by: Miklos, hat tipped to Radiohead at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

178 Sean Davis live!

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (XROPS)

179 Scary for the country and for the world to know one of our most powerful organizations was headed by a dolt.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (XROPS)

Want a scarier thought?

Brennan probably is pretty smart compared to most people in government.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (GBteo)

180 Stay hydrated Ace. And have those humors checked.

Posted by: Weasel at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (MVjcR)

181

He looks like a hobo got the best of him.

And who is Beaver Boy behind him?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (HaL55)

182 168 It could be a Sarah Jessica Parker tattoo for all we know.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Hot
Posted by: John Kerry at March 26, 2019 08:27 PM (gkstg)

Neigh!

Posted by: Mr Ed at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (QE8X6)

183 160 A lot of Republicans voted to confirm Brennan.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (z609k)

Very important to remember that as we move on from here.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (fF3XF)

184 The Chicago Police MUST charge the brothers for assault, yes? The brothers admitted they attacked (or staged an attack, which is an admission to the attack) Justin and then tried to FRAME Justin for their crime. Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:20 PM (z609k)


The same thought occurred to me. It doesn't really matter what the police want; they can arrest someone but it's up to the prosecutor to take the case to trial. I'm pretty certain that the corrupt Chicago Prosecutor's Office is uninterested in opening that can of worms; it would be funny to see the Nigerian brothers figure out that their "buddy" tossed them under the bus.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (5Yee7)

185 I'm almost convinced now that Obama was strictly the face of the Presidency and not the shot caller.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

186 I certainly don't want to see Tater unclothed but I bet he has one of them there Mueller tats somewhere on his body and it's getting bigger as he's getting bigger.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (tkNkP)

187 160
A lot of Republicans voted to confirm Brennan.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (z609k)


Because a President deserves to have his nominees confirmed. Even when they are Communists.

Posted by: The GOPe, giving a reach-around to their colleagues across the aisle at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

188 "... they will be running ads of people who died for lack of healthcare ...

Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 08:07 PM (Ze8hg)"

They will go great after the adds about people people dying from tax cuts and not having net neutrality.


Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (NbRJx)

189 >>How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?

He is as dumb as he looks.


Apparently by latching on to George Tennent's butt like a remora and following him as his career took him to the top.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (W+vEI)

190 183 160 A lot of Republicans voted to confirm Brennan.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (z609k)

Very important to remember that as we move on from here.
Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (fF3XF)

The nice thing is that we know exactly who they are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (Ct55T)

191 A lot of Republicans voted to confirm Brennan.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (z609k)
---
A lot of Republicans walked away from their seats to throw the House over to the Dems, too.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

192 A lot of Republicans voted to confirm Brennan.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:26 PM (z609k)


I don't suppose McCain did. *cough*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

193 Here's the tricky part: Are the Brothers being charged? If not, why not? If yes, charged for what?

You're trying to make sense out of it but it's Chicago man. Someone is pulling big strings for this kid. Check out the comments.

http://tinyurl.com/3axgup


Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2019 08:31 PM (K22Va)

194 How the fuck did John Brennan ever get to be the Director of the CIA?
He is as dumb as he looks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:25 PM (/tuJf)


Barky owed him for having his guy (quarles something or other) scour the passport records at the State Department during the 2008 campaign ... and then getting conveniently shot in the head while waiting in his car at a church parking lot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 26, 2019 08:31 PM (K8LjS)

195 Operation Karma! Lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (dUJdY)

196 Heh. Creepy Porn Lawyer coming up on TuCa's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

197
Bea Arthur and Robert Mueller were both US Marines.
Posted by: Mark1971


Aren't they ensconced in the Ranger Hall of Fame?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)

198 "schadenfreude"?
satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.


Make it all scientific sounding and call it "epicaricacy"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (lD3vL)

199 I'm almost convinced now that Obama was strictly the facemomjeans of the Presidency and not the shot caller.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (2DOZq)
---
FIFY

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

200 I thought the victim had to press the charges?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (dKiJG)

201 Hahahahaha
hahahahah
hahahaha
That is (not) all.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (9m9TT)

202 What's a Shady Boner?
dudes keep say they got one

Posted by: steve at March 26, 2019 08:32 PM (TTy55)

203 185 I'm almost convinced now that Obama was strictly the face of the Presidency and not the shot caller.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

You don't say!

Posted by: corn and beans at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (tkNkP)

204 Rachel Maddow's "Trump's Path to Victory" video- Shot.

Rachel Maddow weeping over the Mueller nothingburger- Chaser.

And I admit to having watched 'The Young Turks Election Night Coverage" more than is healthy over the last two years.

Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (wR64M)

205 >>Scary for the country and for the world to know one of our most powerful organizations was headed by a dolt.

Look at the Obama administration. Which cabinet member or agency head would you say wasn't a dolt?

The real scary thing is most of the world thinks that was the smart team.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (/tuJf)

206 "I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony."

That would be a "schadenboner", right?

Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (wtAd0)

207 B-b-but the full report hasn't been released yet! Didn't anyone see the collusion? What about the 48,000 other investigations into Orangemanbad! There has to be something!!11//1!

*bursts into tears*

Mueller, why have you forsaken me!

Posted by: A Former Mueller Cultist, struggling to accept reality since, 03/23/19 at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (tVQUs)

208 Barack did so many things to damage this country in his 8 years. It will take much longer to fix, if ever. It's nice to see the pendulum swing back the other way for a bit.

I have to thank Ace and all you morons for getting me thru those dark days. Before I found this place I was giving up hope.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (UdKB7)

209
Someone must've paid off the Nigerians brothers (or told them payment would be soon).

Why else are the brothers remaining silent?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (z609k)

210 btw, when did we start pronouncing the last name Mueller as "Muller" instead of "Mewler"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (GBteo)


I've been doing it since I heard Levin pronounce it that way at the start of the charade.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (y7DUB)

211

Who made him so? And how did he get to where he got?



Same answer. The rot runs deep.


Remember that TV show The Americans where there were Russian agents just about everywhere and they all knew each other and could call each other anytime about anything or anybody?
Yeah, it's like that, except Progressives.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)

212 Maybe the person who has a Mueller tattoo can now put horns on the tattoo's head?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (AllCR)

213 And who is Beaver Boy behind him?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:29 PM (HaL55)



Theodore Cleaver

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:34 PM (PZ7zc)

214 From the sidebar: AmGreat Asks The Tough Questions: Is Brian Stelter a Deranged Homicidal Pedophile?



Why do people always think that Deranged Pedophiles are Homicidal?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

215 brennan didn't have to be real smart to scam barry ophuckstick. low bar.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (KP5rU)

216 I'm almost convinced now that Obama was strictly the face of the Presidency and not the shot caller.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (2DOZq)

He wasn't on top of things for sure.

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (tVQUs)

217 Gloria Vanderbilts son is clearly conflicted on the Juicy story


Delicious!!


Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (XROPS)

218 Bring back the pudding!

Posted by: Passably Affable at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (YEjLZ)

219 And I admit to having watched 'The Young Turks Election Night Coverage" more than is healthy over the last two years.
Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (wR64M)

That one is entertaining, for certain.

The MSNBC coverage of that night is also fascinating. They were all so smug right up until the time they started counting votes.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (8wKjk)

220 I've been doing it since I heard Levin pronounce it that way at the start of the charade.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (y7DUB)


In German, when an "e" follows a vowel, it modifies the vowel before it. (it's a replacement for an umlaut).

So Mueller should be pronounced closer to "mewler" then "muller."

And it's not just Levin who pronounces it "Muller," it's everyone.

IDK. Whatever. neither here nor there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (GBteo)

221

That 500,000 number of Russian Collusion articles written that was cited below has just now sunk in to me. That's a metric fuckton of propaganda.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

222 learntocode
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 08:04 PM (9L2du)

I was going to text #LearnToCode to Jake Tapper, but I remembered my mother telling me in grade school that I shouldn't make fun of people that were intellectually challenged, so I had another beer instead!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (f3oO4)

223 btw, when did we start pronouncing the last name Mueller as "Muller" instead of "Mewler"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (GBteo)

-------------------

I spell his name that way, on purpose, every time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (ffYR/)

224 You gotta eat Ace or your body won't make any essence.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

225 I'm almost convinced now that Obama was strictly the face of the Presidency and not the shot caller.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 08:30 PM (2DOZq)


I've said it many times before: he was the lawn jockey for a hard-left cabal that selected, groomed, and ultimately propelled him into the White House.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:36 PM (heaSb)

226 207 B-b-but the full report hasn't been released yet! Didn't anyone see the collusion? What about the 48,000 other investigations into Orangemanbad! There has to be something!!11//1!

*bursts into tears*

Mueller, why have you forsaken me!
Posted by: A Former Mueller Cultist, struggling to accept reality since, 03/23/19 at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (tVQUs)


The actual correct quote is "my Bob, my Bob, why have you forsaken me?"






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

227 That 500,000 number of Russian Collusion articles written that was cited below has just now sunk in to me. That's a metric fuckton of propaganda.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

In Kind Campaign Contributions.

FEC needs to act.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:36 PM (NgKpN)

228 >>Why do people always think that Deranged Pedophiles are Homicidal?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I've often wondered that myself.

Posted by: Harry Reed at March 26, 2019 08:36 PM (2cuLk)

229 I have to thank Ace and all you morons for getting me thru those dark days. Before I found this place I was giving up hope.
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (UdKB7)


Never give up hope. We're the best and fuck the rest.

I lost a lot of sleep when Mutt Rombley lost to the Bathhouse Rat; now I realize it was the best fucking thing that could've happened. Never give in to despair.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:37 PM (y7DUB)

230 "It is definitely embarrassing," he said. "It's a drag knowing there are people out there who are gloating."

Not just gloating. We're laughing, too.

Not with you. Laughing AT you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:37 PM (heaSb)

231

So Mueller should be pronounced closer to "mewler" then "muller."

And also more accurate in that it sounds like "mewling quim," that most excellent antique insult.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 08:37 PM (HaL55)

232 btw, when did we start pronouncing the last name Mueller as "Muller" instead of "Mewler"?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (GBteo)

I don't know, I've been pronouncing it as "Moiler" since the special council started.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 26, 2019 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

233 I'm guessing Mitt keeps some of those Mueller temporary tattoos for weekends.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2019 08:37 PM (Ab2OP)

234 Tonight on The Rachel Maddow Show:

The Secret Protocols of the Mueller Report

The Rachel Maddow Show can report exclusively based on confidential sources that Special Counsel Robert Mueller III uncovered evidence that President Donald Trump is a clone of Adolf Hitler.

In an investigation that took prosecutors to exotic locales in places like Austria, Brazil and Paraguay, it can now be revealed that Dr. Josef Mengele led a secret organization of Third Reich war criminals that carried out a plan to implant into surrogate mothers zygotes containing Hitler's DNA.

One of those children grew up to be our current president, Donald Trump, while another child that was cloned from the DNA of Heinrich Himmler became Russian President Vladimir Putin.

When Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton threatened to reveal this truth to the world, the secret organization of Nazis working through a Russian military cyber attack unit hacked into Mrs. Clinton's computer and deleted from her daily schedule events otherwise planned in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania in the final weeks of the campaign, which resulted in a victory for President Trump.

The Secret Protocols containing the evidence of this conspiracy have been sealed by order of the International Criminal Court until all of the conspirators can be located and arrested.

Posted by: The Rachel Maddow Show at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (DuAZ5)

235 I was going to text #LearnToCode to Jake Tapper, but I remembered my mother telling me in grade school that I shouldn't make fun of people that were intellectually challenged, so I had another beer instead!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (f3oO4

Besides, fact is even if he learned to Code, he would not get a job.

He's too old. They would not even look at his resume.

don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

236 220
And it's not just Levin who pronounces it "Muller," it's everyone.

IDK. Whatever. neither here nor there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:35 PM (GBteo)


Maybe Mueller himself pronounces it "muller". Lots of descendants of immigrants Americanized the pronunciation of their names.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

237 Tucker graphic header: Lifestyles of shady extortionist porn lawyer (bullet points below it)

Along the bottom of the screen: Creepy Porn Lawyer.


I'm dying!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (W+vEI)

238
Tucker asked how can anyone trust/believe these news outlets any more? The people who read the NY Slimes or watch CNN don't want the truth. They want the propaganda. They need them to lie to them to keep their liberal fantasy world going. The truth to the left is like a crucifix to a vampire

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (Ozrnt)

239 Nicole Wallace was a big Avenatti-for-President it turns out, according to a snippet of video Tucker just played. Pretty awesome week, all in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)

240 Seriously... This pleases me at such a visceral level. I have a pretty firm grasp on the English language, but I can't even begin to describe how truly gratifying it is to see their derangement play out on a national stage.

Of course, after the denial comes the anger and the lashing out...

Stand by to stand by.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 26, 2019 08:03 PM (vcatx)


I'm loving it too, but OTOH it brings us one step closer to another spasm of domestic terrorism, a la the 1970s.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (heaSb)

241 Man. I didn't know Rachel Maddow posted here.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (vDqXW)

242 btw, when did we start pronouncing the last name Mueller as "Muller" instead of "Mewler"?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:18 PM (GBteo)


"We" who? I pronounce it "Mewler".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (K8LjS)

243
Tucker just pouring it on the MFM's love with CPL

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (Ozrnt)

244 Tucker graphic header: Lifestyles of shady extortionist porn lawyer (bullet points below it)

Along the bottom of the screen: Creepy Porn Lawyer.

I'm dying!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (W+vEI)


He's the best!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

245 Crazy watching CNN, but so good watching them try to reconcile the Juucy case


1000 hours of Chicago police investigative time.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (XROPS)

246 What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

Schadengasm?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

247 208 Barack did so many things to damage this country in his 8 years. It will take much longer to fix, if ever. It's nice to see the pendulum swing back the other way for a bit.

This has been my thing for a while. Since Reagan we have been in a leftward drift, slowly under Bush 41, a little faster under Billy Blowjob, about the same under Buah 43 because he got his war by caving to Pelosi and Reid on much of what followed.

Obama cranked the knob and people finally noticed what, uh, their fellow Americans were trying to do to them. Trump just represents an attempt at a reversion to the mean.

Posted by: JEM at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (KF6/T)

248 He's too old. They would not even look at his resume.

don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

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I'm 56 and catching the same thing. It. Sucks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (ffYR/)

249 I bet there are a lot of Rachel Maddow fans who now regret naming all their cats Mueller.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (xPl2J)

250 Maybe Mueller himself pronounces it "muller". Lots of descendants of immigrants Americanized the pronunciation of their names.
Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, probably.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (GBteo)

251 Tammy Bruce laying down some CPL facts. And they're glorious!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

252
Nicole Wallace was a big Avenatti-for-President it turns out, according to a snippet of video Tucker just played. Pretty awesome week, all in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)



She's a stupid RINO twat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (Ozrnt)

253 "Oh, by the way, this is a real ad for another New York Times article linked in the middle of this article about soyboys and sexually-neurotic women:"

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At least Lady Chatterly had some sort of an excuse form what she did with the games keeper, her husband's manhood got blown off in WWI, these people choose to be unmanned.

Posted by: Decaf at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (PUz4C)

254 100 Missiles were shot into Israel yesterday.

The EU voted to destroy the internet as we know it.

But the media is fixated on a Gay Black Man who perpetrated a Hoax Hate crime.

And that the President of the US is NOT a traitor.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (NgKpN)

255
Yahoo is calling the vote down on Donkey Chomper's Green Deal a controversial vote. The stupid just radiates off of Yahoo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (Ozrnt)

256 Talk them down?

Sure. "Alright ma'am, just step right out into space and into the sweet darkness of death."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (0QYMt)

257 Posted by: The Rachel Maddow Show

ODESSA checked and nope, Maddow isn't circumcised.

Posted by: The Miklos from Brazil at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (zCyNd)

258 Nicole Wallace was a big Avenatti-for-President it turns out, according
to a snippet of video Tucker just played. Pretty awesome week, all in.



Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)


I loathe her. Sadly, she and my husband's Deep State cousin are good friends.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

259 BTW, removing that tattoo will be considered obstruction of justice...losers!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (9AcAx)

260 I wonder how many deranged Leftists are demanding refunds on their Mueller action figures?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (tVQUs)

261 Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:33 PM (UdKB7)

Don't ever forget that those who are not really our countrymen were able to vote Mullah Barack al-Bama in for a second term AFTER four years of demonstrated blatant incompetence, AND to return the House to a Democrat Majority after President Trump's 2016 election.

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (f3oO4)

262 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

"I think this is probably the most consequential media screwup of the last 25 to 50 years. It is difficult to comprehend or overstate the damage that the media did to the Country, to their own reputation or to the Constitution. An absolute catastrophe" Sean Davis @TuckerCarlson

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

263 And that the President of the US is NOT a traitor.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (NgKpN)
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That hasn't been decided yet.

Posted by: Rep Eric Swallowswell at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

264 Remember those people they talked about who were holding on to life to see the Mueller report. Well probably would have killed them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2019 08:43 PM (r+sAi)

265 Back to Lady Chatterly, when I read that book I kept thinking were her husband's hands blown off as well?

OK, OK, PTSD, but were her hands blown off then?

Posted by: Decaf at March 26, 2019 08:43 PM (PUz4C)

266 They worshipped Woodward and Bernstein too.

For mildly similar reasons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2019 08:43 PM (EZebt)

267 I think we should suggest to the "ladies" of The View that too few witches covens put their special "Mueller spells" on, and that's why he mysteriously failed to deliver the report the left expected.

Maybe they'll run with this on a show. When you think about it from their perspective, it's the only explanation that makes some sense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:43 PM (XlbwU)

268 248 He's too old. They would not even look at his resume.

don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

--------------------------

I'm 56 and catching the same thing. It. Sucks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (ffYR/)

fun part? I've got Ex clients who WANT us old guys.

Because we actually had a work ethic and fixed shit.

May have to think on that a bit.


Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (NgKpN)

269 I wonder how many deranged Leftists are demanding refunds on their Mueller action figures?
Posted by: Surfperch at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (tVQUs)
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They probably shut the Kickstarter page down on Monday.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (vDqXW)

270
Don't ever forget that those who are not really our countrymen were able to vote Mullah Barack al-Bama in for a second term AFTER four years of demonstrated blatant incompetence, AND to return the House to a Democrat Majority after President Trump's 2016 election.

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (f3oO4)



Not just that. It was blatant hatred of America, our history, our institutions, the rule of law, etc.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (Ozrnt)

271 Nicole Wallace was a big Avenatti-for-President it turns out, according to a snippet of video Tucker just played. Pretty awesome week, all in.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)


That simple skeezer used to be part of the McRINO campaign braintrust. Again it was divine intervention that kept that borderline retard out of the White House despite Palin's best efforts.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (y7DUB)

272 Actual Mueller action figure:

http://tinyurl.com/y5yra4cm

Sure to be a valuable collectible along the lines of Obama commemorative plates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

273 Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

Sean Davis, FTW!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (XlbwU)

274 'Don't ever forget that those who are not really our countrymen were able to vote Mullah Barack al-Bama in for a second term '

That was really enlightening. The GOP never wanted to win.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (UdKB7)

275 Nicole Wallace was a big Avenatti-for-President

President of his cell block?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (heaSb)

276 262 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

"I think this is probably the most consequential media screwup of the last 25 to 50 years. It is difficult to comprehend or overstate the damage that the media did to the Country, to their own reputation or to the Constitution. An absolute catastrophe" Sean Davis @TuckerCarlson
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

Trump Watching Tucker!

SCORRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

Now if we could just get him HERE!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (NgKpN)

277 The damage done by this soft coup is immeasurable.

Who knows that Trump could have gotten a better deal from the Chinese or Norks, except both of those parties figured that Trump might not make it through his first term, so why not wait it out?

The people who did this say they love their country, but they lie.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (8wKjk)

278 >>@realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

"I think this is probably the most consequential media screwup of the last 25 to 50 years. It is difficult to comprehend or overstate the damage that the media did to the Country, to their own reputation or to the Constitution. An absolute catastrophe"
- - -

So. . . I guess that means Trump is ready for healing and national unity yet? /s

I hope he hammers them for this forever.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (W+vEI)

279 All that merchandizing they bought, all those bumper stickers and stickers and buttons and tee shirts and yes, votive candles and posters and tattoos. A fool and his money indeed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:46 PM (39g3+)

280 The damage done by this soft coup is immeasurable.



Who knows that Trump could have gotten a better deal from the
Chinese or Norks, except both of those parties figured that Trump might
not make it through his first term, so why not wait it out?



The people who did this say they love their country, but they lie.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (8wKjk)


THIS THIS THIS^^^^^^

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

281 So. . . I guess that means Trump is ready for healing and national unity yet? /s

I hope he hammers them for this forever.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (W+vEI)

You cannot heal, until you cut out the Cancer.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

282 The people who did this say they love their country, but they lie.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (8wKjk)
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It's not the only thing they lie about so they have plenty of practice.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (vDqXW)

283 248 He's too old. They would not even look at his resume.

don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

--------------------------

I'm 56 and catching the same thing. It. Sucks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (ffYR/)

I've gotten the same treatment and I'm still in my 40s.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

284 272 Actual Mueller action figure:

http://tinyurl.com/y5yra4cm

Sure to be a valuable collectible along the lines of Obama commemorative plates.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

Blue pill sold separately.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (Ab2OP)

285 It is difficult to comprehend or overstate the damage that the media did to the Country, to their own reputation or to the Constitution.

Not sure how they damaged the constitution, but they sure did a bunch of damage to the nation, to polity, to the news as a profession, and to politics. And for what? To hope to maybe get an impeachment vote?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (39g3+)

286 fun part? I've got Ex clients who WANT us old guys.

Because we actually had a work ethic and fixed shit.

May have to think on that a bit.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (NgKpN)

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True, but I've found the challenge to be getting past HR screening. In almost every case when I have followed up with a hiring manager, they have not even seen my resume.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (ffYR/)

287 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

288 well, hopefully, they can ponder this as the special counsel 2.0 SWATS them in pre-dawn raids for minor white collar offenses.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (9AcAx)

289 my bad. it's german....shadenbonner

Posted by: steve at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (TTy55)

290 The whole hoax leads back to Obama. That fucker fucked up every fucking thing.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

291 This idiot on TuCa's show needs a kick in the ass. What a freaking idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

292 283 248 He's too old. They would not even look at his resume.

don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

--------------------------

I'm 56 and catching the same thing. It. Sucks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 08:40 PM (ffYR/)

I've gotten the same treatment and I'm still in my 40s.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

Yup, 35 is the cut off for a lot of companies.

They don't WANT anyone with actual experience to tell them "we've done this before, it failed'.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

293 Never give up hope. We're the best and fuck the rest.

I lost a lot of sleep when Mutt Rombley lost to the Bathhouse Rat; now I realize it was the best fucking thing that could've happened. Never give in to despair.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:37 PM (y7DUB)



No matter how bad things get, remember this as an example of how they eventually change for the better.


If Mitts or POW would have been elected, the same Uniparty crap would have been smothering us right now.


Instead, we have a true American running the country.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

294 "The EU voted to destroy the internet as we know it.

But the media is fixated on a Gay Black Man who perpetrated a Hoax Hate crime.

And that the President of the US is NOT a traitor.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:41 PM (NgKpN)"

---------------

Not surprised by anything that happens in Europe, for some time now they have been nullifying elections and referenda until they got the results they wanted.

Nullifying the internet is along the same continuum.

Posted by: Decaf at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (PUz4C)

295 True, but I've found the challenge to be getting past HR screening.

"We don't want any of those old people in our business, they'll bring all those old fashioned values and ideals like fairness, justice, and the virtue of hard work"
--HR department woman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (39g3+)

296 Yeah. It's not about winning as we already knew we had won but were waiting to see if they'd try to lie or avoid admitting that Trump did nothing criminal.

I guess maybe vindication would be good?

Anyway. My face is aching from grinning for the last 48 hrs.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (sc+Xh)

297 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
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There are still enemies within.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (vDqXW)

298 Actual Mueller action figure:

http://tinyurl.com/y5yra4cm

Sure to be a valuable collectible along the lines of Obama commemorative plates.



You know at least one Mueller action figure has been in a rectum.

Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (NLLmE)

299 "
The damage done by this soft coup is immeasurable."

It was a near run thing in my opinion, but it has revealed a lot more of the swamp than most people would have thought truly existed. That is something of value.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)

300 Besides, fact is even if he learned to Code, he would not get a job.



He's too old. They would not even look at his resume.



don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Don Q
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Don, honestly, you don't want a job in IT now. Today, in our Agile sprint retro, the exercise was to build things with LEGOs. Really.

Get a job as the piano player in a whorehouse. More dignified.

Three months.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)

301 The EU voted to destroy the internet as we know it.

Its a power play by the EU to see how much they can control things, but I don't think its going to work.

You know how many guns were handed in when New Zealand's government asked for a voluntary handin?

three dozen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (39g3+)

302 Sure to be a valuable collectible along the lines of Obama commemorative plates.

Whats Henry Waxman's nose hair going for on eBay?

Posted by: JEM at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (KF6/T)

303
This is a beautiful montage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjUvfZj-Fm0

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (z609k)

304 297 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
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There are still enemies within.
Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (vDqXW)

Anyone who has actually raised children knows how stupid 16 year olds are.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (NgKpN)

305 279 All that merchandizing they bought, all those bumper stickers and stickers and buttons and tee shirts and yes, votive candles and posters and tattoos. A fool and his money indeed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:46 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, I wonder what happened to all of those "Comey is my homey" t-shirts...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (GBteo)

306 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at


He made some valid points, but I just can't help to rubut, these are the same idiots that eat tide pods? WTF are you thinking?

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (9L2du)

307 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)


Fixing the GOP is beyond DJT's abilities, I'm afraid; unless it's like fixing a dog and we geld every GD one of the cucks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (y7DUB)

308 It was a near run thing in my opinion, but it has revealed a lot more of the swamp than most people would have thought truly existed. That is something of value.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)
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I second that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (vDqXW)

309 298 Actual Mueller action figure:

http://tinyurl.com/y5yra4---

-0-----

since I know libs' mental illness as well as Rush can read the seams on the media's curveballs, i should get ahead of the curve on thenext mass delusion and see what alibaba can cook up for me to sell to these idjits.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (9AcAx)

310 The GOP never wanted to win.
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (UdKB7)

When Juan "Keating Five" McCain told us we had nothing to fear from an islamist commie in the White House, I knew the fix was in!
Always that it odd that no one ever pointed out that war hero McCain essentially abandoned his post as a Presidential candidate !

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (f3oO4)

311
This idiot on TuCa's show needs a kick in the ass. What a freaking idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


You said it!! What a doofus!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (aKsyK)

312 294 "The EU voted to destroy the internet as we know it.

But the media is fixated on a Gay Black Man



yes, yes we are.

Posted by: Shep Smith and Anderson Cooper, fellow competitors and news hounds at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

313 There were people posting here about voting for Barack Mugabe in 2008 because he was going to help them out with their mortgage problems.

Barack Mugabe helping anyone with anything.

Too funny.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)

314 A civil interview! And, Tucker and the Congressman disagree.


Rarely seen these days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (XlbwU)

315 --HR department woman
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (39g3+)

With blue hair and nose ring

Posted by: Miklos, self-employed at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (zCyNd)

316 Avenatti was president of my heart till he got punchy.

Posted by: Battered Girlfriend at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (H5knJ)

317 You know how many guns were handed in when New Zealand's government asked for a voluntary handin?

three dozen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (39g3+)

Did not know that, but I was a little surprised / thrilled to read that in New Zealand, you can order a gun online, and -- get this -- get it delivered to your house.

How cool is that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (GBteo)

318 The damage done by this soft coup is immeasurable."

It was a near run thing in my opinion, but it has revealed a lot more of the swamp than most people would have thought truly existed. That is something of value.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)


Anyone who still believes the MSM uncritically is an idiot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (heaSb)

319
The EU voted to destroy the internet as we know it.


Yeah, its like Brexit. They have this vote to do something, but it will take years if ever to come about.

Essentially the EU told the tech giants to open their wallets and be prepared to lay out large money on lobbyists and bribes.

The EU elites do not operate in the interest of the people, they only do things to enrich themselves.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (lD3vL)

320 my bad. it's german....shadenbonner


Posted by: steve at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (TTy55)

And beyond that is the Trumpenboner.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (0QYMt)

321 GO BIG OR GO HOME:

http://tinyurl.com/y4aurgdd

Get the Prog Dream Team action figures now!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

322
So. . . I guess that means Trump is ready for healing and national unity yet? /s

I hope he hammers them for this forever.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (W+vEI)

Q: Mr President, you're accusing the people who launched the investigation into your campaign of treasonous acts.

TRUMP: Yeah.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (1g7ch)

323

A seven year old who buys something at a store pays taxes. Should he be allowed to vote?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

324 They don't WANT anyone with actual experience to tell them "we've done this before, it failed'.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

Sad but true. And I've usually been the skeptic/realist in the room anyway. Too often employers want Flavor Aid drinkers or trained clapping seals mindlessly applauding every stupid-ass idea that comes out of management. It's amazing how many people want yes-men types, even when hiring lawyers.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

325 Juan McVain mistook his voters for actual supporters. He was so self-absorbed he didn't realize we were simply desperate to avoid the Soviet candidate. We were voting anyone but Obama.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (XlbwU)

326 Anyone who has actually raised children knows how stupid 16 year olds are.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (NgKpN)
---
Right and because there are so many rational reasons to keep 16yos off the roles, there should be a solid reason and not just some fluff about "enfranchising" or whatever that plays into the Dems' hands.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

327 There were people posting here about voting for Barack Mugabe in 2008 because he was going to help them out with their mortgage problems.

What would you guess Peggy Joseph's IQ to be? 80? Maybe. On a good day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (heaSb)

328 Actual Mueller action figure:

http://tinyurl.com/y5yra4cm

Sure to be a valuable collectible along the lines of Obama commemorative plates.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)


Proving once again the left is a cult.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (FuzgL)

329 Don, honestly, you don't want a job in IT now. Today, in our Agile sprint retro, the exercise was to build things with LEGOs. Really.

Get a job as the piano player in a whorehouse. More dignified.

Three months.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)

I've retired. Luckily I'm in a financial position to do so.

I turn 60 in 2 1/2 weeks.

I could still work, but I was in Medical IT towards the end of my career, and saw the writing on the wall.

Its going to implode. IT workers will be held liable by law, for breaches in security for decisions NON Teck people make.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (NgKpN)

330 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Well, I think they should RAISE the voting age to 26, because children can stay on their parent's health insurance until that age.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (8wKjk)

331 This kind of insanity has all the classic markings of.....a new sexual kink!

Men young and old alike should consider coming to bed with a MAGA hat on for love making and telling their lady friends to scream "Build that wall!" during the throes of passion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (YA914)

332 'McCain essentially abandoned his post as a Presidential candidate !'

I was already disgusted with him when he took off from the campaign to "fix the financial crisis". If it hadn't been for Palin I wouldn't have even gone to vote for his sorry ass.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

333 I see no possibility of reconciliation with these people. None.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (B3kya)

334 285 It is difficult to comprehend or overstate the damage that the media did to the Country, to their own reputation or to the Constitution.

Not sure how they damaged the constitution, but they sure did a bunch of damage to the nation, to polity, to the news as a profession, and to politics. And for what? To hope to maybe get an impeachment vote?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (39g3+)


Don't forget that the media has also been trying to gin up a race war at least since Trayvon Martin. I don't know what their motivation is for that. Ratings, since riots and bloodshed attract viewers?

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

335
GO BIG OR GO HOME:

http://tinyurl.com/y4aurgdd

Get the Prog Dream Team action figures now!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That doesn't look like Hillary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

336 Talk them down from the ledge? I just want them to wait until I get a cold beer

Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (VkWRL)

337 "The damage done by this soft coup is immeasurable.

Who knows that Trump could have gotten a better deal from the Chinese or Norks, except both of those parties figured that Trump might not make it through his first term, so why not wait it out?

The people who did this say they love their country, but they lie.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:45 PM (8wKjk)"

--------------

The "elites" are very stupid, they would truly cut off their noses to spite their faces but we must defer to them because "elite".

Posted by: Decaf at March 26, 2019 08:55 PM (PUz4C)

338 You know at least one Mueller action figure has been in a rectum.
Posted by: eleven at March 26, 2019 08:50 PM (NLLmE)


The call it an action figure for a reason.

- Don Lemon

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2019 08:55 PM (1g7ch)

339 you joke, but the word is "justice."

The joy doesn't come from just seeing another human suffer, it comes from watching the suffering of those who so deserve to suffer.

And from knowing that they wanted to watch us suffer, knowing that it was all just for political power and ratings.

It is a brief moment when you can believe in justice. In God, even.

This is the chicken watching the chicken-f***er slip on his own sweat and impale himself on the side fence.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


That's a quality comment right there. And funny because true.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2019 08:55 PM (8u1cU)

340 315 --HR department woman
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 08:49 PM (39g3+)

With blue hair and nose ring
Posted by: Miklos, self-employed at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (zCyNd)

Who's handled more cooters than a turtle farmer.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

341 How will what the EU makes law affect the US?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 26, 2019 08:55 PM (sc+Xh)

342
Actual Mueller action figure:

http://tinyurl.com/y5yra4cm

--

How patently ridiculous. And...ages 3+! So your little precious can start their political awareness brainwashing early!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 26, 2019 08:55 PM (JoUsr)

343 330 Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Well, I think they should RAISE the voting age to 26, because children can stay on their parent's health insurance until that age.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (8wKjk)

You pay no net taxes? No vote for you. Period.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 08:56 PM (fF3XF)

344 336 Talk them down from the ledge? I just want them to wait until I get a cold beer
Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (VkWRL)


I'm gonna be down below, signalling for a fair catch.

Which I won't make.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 08:56 PM (heaSb)

345 Did not know that, but I was a little surprised / thrilled to read that in New Zealand, you can order a gun online, and -- get this -- get it delivered to your house.

How cool is that?


You can sort of do that in the US.

Rather than online, you or someone calls 9-1-1 and says that a drug-crazed man is holding hostages at a certain address, and in minutes all kinds of guns will be enthusiastically delivered by firearm experts to that address.

I'm pretty sure that they will also gladly demonstrate how well they work once they arrive and have your attention.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 08:56 PM (lD3vL)

346 The least Smollett could do for America is to introduce the blond chick following him around as he screwed over the justice system today. One of his lawyers probably, but I'm fine with smart blonds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:56 PM (XlbwU)

347 Your assumption that liberals want America is wrong. They do t want a constitutional America. They just want the real estate, largess and control of the people.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2019 08:57 PM (VkWRL)

348 A civil interview! And, Tucker and the Congressman disagree.


Rarely seen these days.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:51 PM (Xl

That was a thing of beauty. Both sides stated their positions, their logic in reaching them, and they ended in an amicable note.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 08:57 PM (XROPS)

349 "Tucker is talking to a stupid Republican who wants to lower the voting age to 16.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)"

------------

His justification, he was so super smart as a 16 year old. It looks like he lost his mojo somewhere along the line.

Posted by: Decaf at March 26, 2019 08:57 PM (PUz4C)

350 I think this is probably the most consequential media screwup of the last 25 to 50 years.

Concur; with the observation that it was an intentional effort and not some 'oh my we got it so wrong' accident.

It is difficult to comprehend or overstate the damage that the media did to the Country, to their own reputation or to the Constitution.

And what will be the consequence of such dereliction and sedition? Why do these asshats even have press passes at the WH any longer FFS?

An absolute catastrophe.

What is the proposed corrective action?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 26, 2019 08:57 PM (Egjjp)

351 Essentially the EU told the tech giants to open their wallets and be prepared to lay out large money on lobbyists and bribes.

The EU elites do not operate in the interest of the people, they only do things to enrich themselves.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (lD3vL)

Its worse. They ordered the internet to do something that is impossible.

You can't screen every single post to the internet, against all content already copyrighted and posted.

Its impossible, because you would have to retain a copy of ALL copyrighted material to be able to do so, AND be able to search for PARTs of said material against everything posted.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:57 PM (NgKpN)

352 You pay no net taxes? No vote for you. Period.

Ahem

Posted by: 24th Amendment at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (lD3vL)

353 If it hadn't been for Palin I wouldn't have even gone to vote for his sorry ass.
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

I voted for McCain/Palin because the alternative of President Barack al-Bama was even worse than that of President Keating-McCain!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

354 "Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge..."

I read the last word as "fridge", making me picture some Republican standing on top of a fridge and jealously guarding it.

Posted by: PG at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (iqCkn)

355 What is the proposed corrective action?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 26, 2019 08:57 PM (Egjjp)

We'll let the Communist Chinese sell us the rope to hang certain people with.

Posted by: Miklos, the anti-Lenin at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (zCyNd)

356 I followed the guidance of the Khilafat al-Moroneen and watched Senator Lee's takedown of the Green New Deal.

OMG the lulz. youtu.be/sK27NZon11w

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

357 I could still work, but I was in Medical IT towards the end of my career, and saw the writing on the wall.

Its going to implode. IT workers will be held liable by law, for breaches in security for decisions NON Teck people make.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (NgKpN)

One of many things I do is try to help providers protect themselves on the legal side of things regarding patient information privacy and security. Sometimes it's like beating my head against a wall dealing with practices that don't take it anywhere near as seriously as they ought.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

358 I was already disgusted with him when he took off from the campaign to "fix the financial crisis". If it hadn't been for Palin I wouldn't have even gone to vote for his sorry ass.
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)


The financial crisis wasn't a good time for anyone in charge, particularly that nimrod GWB, but by far the biggest economic dunce was Juan Keating McRINO.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 08:59 PM (y7DUB)

359
Did not know that, but I was a little surprised / thrilled to read that in New Zealand, you can order a gun online, and -- get this -- get it delivered to your house.

How cool is that?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (GBteo)


*ahem*

Posted by: 1922 Sears and Roebuck catalog at March 26, 2019 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

360 I voted for McCain/Palin because the alternative of President Barack al-Bama was even worse than that of President Keating-McCain!

Yeah same here. At least McCain was dangling Palin for us. At least he made the effort to pander. Romney not so much

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

361 GO BIG OR GO HOME:



http://tinyurl.com/y4aurgdd



Get the Prog Dream Team action figures now!

--

OMG, you're killing me, Jane.

Read the comments to those happy owners of the set! Sweet meteor of death, where are you??

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (JoUsr)

362 Its impossible, because you would have to retain a copy of ALL copyrighted material to be able to do so, AND be able to search for PARTs of said material against everything posted.

Depends on how they interpret the Fair Use Doctrine. Or whatever the EU has as an equivalent.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (lD3vL)

363 Sometimes it's like beating my head against a wall dealing with practices that don't take it anywhere near as seriously as they ought.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

Don't lawyers get paid more to solve problems than to prevent them?

Posted by: Miklos, not at all cynical, no at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (zCyNd)

364 Trump has been calm about this. If I'm him, I'm riding a steamroller, holding a sledgehammer. These people have screwed up two years of his presidency with lies and subversion. It should be punishment and payback time. Not only can't they be trusted, they have no interest in governing according to the constitution.

They are in a weak state now. Time to finish them off and get the big win for he American people.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (VkWRL)

365 You pay no net taxes? No vote for you. Period.

Ahem
Posted by: 24th Amendment at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (lD3vL)

Yeah, I know. Long-ago added to the list of Amendments that need to be repealed.

List currently contains...
16 (Income Tax)
17 (direct election of Senators)
24 (can't tie the franchise to a tax)

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (fF3XF)

366 Verily I say unto you, my commie brethren. He who is a revolutionary wacko must cast the first bicycle lock.

Posted by: Mewler the Messiah at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (EgshT)

367 Where is RBG hiding out these days?

At the Shady Rest Retirement and Rehabilitation Center?

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (8wKjk)

368 Get the Prog Dream Team action figures now!



Cuck 'Em Suck 'Em Robots?

Posted by: Miklos, they could be 3-D printed at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (zCyNd)

369 > Granted, it was a small tattoo.
> Posted by: Eric Swallwell

I've heard of that. "Microtattooing" or some such.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (0OWcv)

370 Did not know that, but I was a little surprised / thrilled to read that in New Zealand, you can order a gun online, and -- get this -- get it delivered to your house.

How cool is that?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 08:52 PM (GBteo)

*ahem*
Posted by: 1922 Sears and Roebuck catalog at March 26, 2019 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

I remember seeing rifles and shotguns in the Sears catalog that came to my house in the early 70's.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (fF3XF)

371 363 Sometimes it's like beating my head against a wall dealing with practices that don't take it anywhere near as seriously as they ought.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

Don't lawyers get paid more to solve problems than to prevent them?
Posted by: Miklos, not at all cynical, no at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (zCyNd)

Not necessarily. Plus prevention is WAY easier than trying to unfuck a situation after the fact.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

372 At the Shady Rest Retirement and Rehabilitation Center?
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (8wKjk)


Oh no....

Posted by: Uncle Joe, at the Junction at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

373 Maddow is trying to be cute. Not a good look.
My 2 minute toe dip into the MSNBC sewer is done.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (XROPS)

374 Juan McVain mistook his voters for actual supporters. He was so self-absorbed he didn't realize we were simply desperate to avoid the Soviet candidate. We were voting anyone but Obama.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 08:53 PM (XlbwU)



THIS! Barry is a walking hammer and sickle. McVain sucked but he wasn't that commie bastard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (FuzgL)

375 367 Where is RBG hiding out these days?

At the Shady Rest Retirement and Rehabilitation Center?
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (8wKjk)


Forest Lawn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (heaSb)

376 Stay hydrated Ace. And have those humors checked.
Posted by: Weasel
----------

Radical moisture.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (xSo9G)

377 My boner is so raw right now, I'm gonna put it in rehab where there are therapy horses and massages and a Michelin starred restaurant.

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)

378 Hannity's on. Time to hit the mute button.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (dUJdY)

379 GO BIG OR GO HOME:

http://tinyurl.com/y4aurgdd

Get the Prog Dream Team action figures now!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I believe they also offer "The Packed Court" box of 9 RBG action figures.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)

380 > "Say, I wonder if there were any Fake Republicans similarly devastated and needing some talking down from the ledge..."


I understand the entire staff of The Bullcuck had to call in Paolo to do extra shifts with their wives.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (0OWcv)

381 It was a near run thing in my opinion, but it has revealed a lot more of the swamp than most people would have thought truly existed. ...
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Matt Taibbi and Gleen Sockpuppet and other members of the ethical Left are in agreement here.

But then... it might be that Trump himself belongs to the ethical Left.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

382 Posted by: 24th Amendment at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (lD3vL)

Amazing how the nation survived until the mid-60's without this abomination, isn't it.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (fF3XF)

383 Proper hydration is key to prolonged fapping to their agony.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

384 Maddow is trying to be cute. Not a good look.
My 2 minute toe dip into the MSNBC sewer is done.
Posted by: LASue
--------

Maddow has lied so long that her mouth is twisted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 09:03 PM (xSo9G)

385 377 My boner is so raw right now, I'm gonna put it in rehab where there are therapy horses and massages and a Michelin starred restaurant.
Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)


Aren't you worried you'll go blind?

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (8wKjk)

386 Well, conversely... I will gladly give up my right to vote if it means I don't have to pay taxes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (GBteo)

387 >>They are in a weak state now. Time to finish them off and get the big win for he American people.


Are you saying it's time for Trump to . . .pounce?


I suspect he's been plotting his revenge for a while. Should be glorious!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (W+vEI)

388 385 377 My boner is so raw right now, I'm gonna put it in rehab where there are therapy horses and massages and a Michelin starred restaurant.
Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)


Aren't you worried you'll go blind?
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (8wKjk)

You don't see with your boner, silly.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

389 Read the comments to those happy owners of the set!

I envision them lined up across from the bed and the women who owns them staring at them like whatserface in Game of Thrones staring at dragon eggs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (39g3+)

390 List currently contains...
16 (Income Tax)
17 (direct election of Senators)
24 (can't tie the franchise to a tax)

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:01 PM (fF3XF)


19th could stand to be cleaned up due to unintended consequences - no duel citizenship.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (1g7ch)

391 My boner is so raw right now, I'm gonna put it in rehab where there are therapy horses and massages and a Michelin starred restaurant.
Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)

I love therapy horses.

*click*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (tVQUs)

392 OH yeah. HR interviewers.

Bright cheery young things about 24 who've never done a lick of real labor in their life no matter the weather or their health. Interviewing me about "where do you see yourself in 5 years" when the JOB is repairing hydraulic, air and manual chain hoists. Repairing in the field.

Been there done that became the dispatcher.

But since I was 61 at the time fuggeabout even talking to the foreman like every other job I've ever gotten.

Once I talk to the guy hiring, I've got the job. But then I kept one job for 18 years and the way ppl are hired changed.

We haven't seen the full result of this change in hiring yet.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 26, 2019 09:05 PM (sc+Xh)

393 > McVain sucked but he wasn't that commie bastard

Fuckstain McCain might not have been a communist himself, but he got turned when he was in the camp and was a communist bitchboy the rest of his life, right up to throwing the election to Obama and voting against the repeal of Obamacare.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2019 09:05 PM (0OWcv)

394 Maddow has lied so long that her mouth is twisted.

Yeah that sneer is permanent on her face now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:05 PM (39g3+)

395 I'm having a shadengasm

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 26, 2019 09:05 PM (h1jJh)

396 Not necessarily. Plus prevention is WAY easier than trying to unfuck a situation after the fact.
Posted by: Insomniac


Yeah, my mum the contract lawyer would agree with that. Her employers definitely preferred a good contract over a settlement, and a settlement over a years-long lawsuit.

"I never apply the sword when the lash suffices, nor the lash when my tongue is enough." -- amir Mu'awiya bin Abi Sufyan

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2019 09:06 PM (ykYG2)

397 I voted for McCain/Palin because the alternative of President Barack al-Bama was even worse than that of President Keating-McCain!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)


That's how I felt at the time but looking back on it from where I'm sitting now I'm pretty sure I was wrong. You don't have to agree but I use it as an exercise in proving I'm not always so fucking smart compared to everyone else. Kind of...

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 09:06 PM (y7DUB)

398 It's astonishing that not one of these people has had the hand to forehead moment an said-

"I've been a fool. The Democrat leadership, my favorite media personalities, and news networks have all lied to me for over two years.

I've wasted over two years of my life on their lies and schemes to keep power.

Well, never again. Fuck these a-holes!"


Something like that would indicate that their not sub-100 IQ, cultish fools, but ...

Nope.


I expect them to jump on whatever new scam the Dims come up with, with just as much enthusiasm.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (9X624)

399 394 Maddow has lied so long that her mouth is twisted.

Yeah that sneer is permanent on her face now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:05 PM (39g3+)

My mother always said not to scowl because your face might freeze that way.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (8wKjk)

400 Are you saying it's time for Trump to . . .pounce?

Pouncin' and seizin'
Seizin' and pouncin'

Pouncin' and seizin' all night

Posted by: Miklos, with thanks to Bobby Lewis at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

401 You don't see with your boner, silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)


So would that be a warning sign, hypothetically? If it could not only see, but see all possible futures?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

402 Yeah, my mum the contract lawyer would agree with that. Her employers definitely preferred a good contract over a settlement, and a settlement over a years-long lawsuit.

"I never apply the sword when the lash suffices, nor the lash when my tongue is enough." -- amir Mu'awiya bin Abi Sufyan
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2019 09:06 PM (ykYG2)

Yeah, if you're a transactional lawyer, you're probably not also a litigator. And if you fuck things up, you probably need a litigator.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (GBteo)

403 That thing in the sidebar about the Internet sounds much more dire than anything happening to Mueller fans.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (l9m7l)

404 I didn't vote for McCain; I voted for Palin.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

405 I voted for McCain/Palin because the alternative of President Barack al-Bama was even worse than that of President Keating-McCain!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

I walked into the voting booth resigned to vote for the Alaskan MamaBear

I ended up voting for Chuck Baldwin (Constitution Party)

No regrets.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (fF3XF)

406 You don't see with your boner, silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)


It's my understanding that some men think with it, any way.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)

407 Not necessarily. Plus prevention is WAY easier than trying to unfuck a situation after the fact.
Posted by: Insomniac
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*recollects eight hours of deposition given to hostile, nasty, Chicago lawyers*

You may be on to something there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (xSo9G)

408 I didn't want Barky to be president but after the first election I was reconciled and thought maybe one positive thing would be improved race relations, and maybe the GOP could foil his more outrageous antics. Boy was I wrong about that. I even thought he would be gone after four years. Wrong again.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (UdKB7)

409 this has been a pretty nice few days... not gonna lie.

Posted by: Inogame at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (+2xjH)

410 Bright cheery young things about 24 who've never done a lick of real labor in their life no matter the weather or their health. Interviewing me about "where do you see yourself in 5 years" when the JOB is repairing hydraulic, air and manual chain hoists. Repairing in the field.

I HATE that stupid fucking question. How the hell do I know? Where the fuck do YOU see yourself in five years? Still sitting in that chair asking people the same fucking stupid question about where they see themselves in 5 years? You know who was fixated on what shit would be like in 5 year increments? Stalin. Josef. Fucking. Stalin. Starved millions of Ukrainians to death. Killed millions more by execution or gulag. Why are you so goddamned hung up on what I'm doing 5 years from now? So I fucking LOOK like Stalin?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

411 >>You don't see with your boner, silly.

This is wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (/tuJf)

412 403 That thing in the sidebar about the Internet sounds much more dire than anything happening to Mueller fans.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (l9m7l)

Eh...

I've been following it.

It's bad policy, but it's also largely non-binding at the EU level. Individual countries have 2 years to pass their versions, I think.

Also... it won't end the internet. It'll just make it way shittier on content-sharing sites, and will drive a lot more underground.

Also, Europe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (GBteo)

413 19th could stand to be cleaned up due to unintended consequences - no duel citizenship.

It has way worse problems than that, its just nobody has taken advantage of them, yet. It literally bans any unequal treatment of any kind without due process. And that includes treatment of minors vs being of age, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (39g3+)

414 It's my understanding that some men think with it, any way.
Posted by: ALH
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That's not the problem. The problem is that it has no conscience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (xSo9G)

415 I'd say a packet of dry roasted peanuts every fortnight is quite adequate.

Posted by: An Ethiopian Kid at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

416 Like we used to talk about a couple of years ago, I still think one possible way forward is to copy the "National Reconciliation Commission" South Africa used.


We let the politicians, some of the Propaganda Press, the elementary school and high school teachers and college professors, the government bureaucrats, the political "consultants" (and all their paid activist minions) come forward, publicly confess their sins against America. Some we let go, if we think their remorse is genuine. Others we toss in the clink, if their confessions are self-serving and insincere. Others we introduce to Che Guevara law, if their crimes are so seditious, or even treeasonous (like those of Jeff Zucker and Adam Schiff) that we really can't forgive. This way, we narrow things to a smaller group and can more quickly move on into the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (XlbwU)

417 You don't see with your boner, silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

Your one eyed trouser snake had LASIK problems?

Posted by: Miklos, squinting at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (zCyNd)

418 What is so fucking funny - they did the SAME bullshit over the Valerie Plame incident. It is the same thing again:

1) Non-crime to be investigated.
2) Breathless reporting with credible rumors of this or that. And almost cult-like belief in conspiracies.
3) The answer to "the question" being obvious during the opening days of the investigation.
4) The investigation dragging on for months or years.
5) A silly non-crime being prosecuted against a nobody.
6) The total lack of introspection by the idiots who believed the crap sandwich they just swallowed.
7) endless speculation on other uninvestigated crimes, guilt, etc.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (AJj50)

419 I voted for Palin and the old guy who was going to be sitting in her seat for awhile.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

420 Fuckstain McCain might not have been a communist himself, but he got turned when he was in the camp and was a communist bitchboy the rest of his life, right up to throwing the election to Obama and voting against the repeal of Obamacare.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 26, 2019 09:05 PM (0OWcv)



I don't know if he was a Raymond Shaw. I chalk it up to his raging ego and him being a complete prick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (ZpB5E)

421 Bright cheery young things about 24 who've never done a lick of real labor in their life no matter the weather or their health.

My favorite was a management consultant who was among those engaged to "re-engineer" the company, in my case, the running of R&D.

Turns out she had an undergraduate degree in chemistry, had never done a lick of research in her life, and had read fewer - make that "many fewer" - no, make that "NO" - papers in the primary literature than I'd written.

I was pleased, of course. Please give me some tips on how to do research. I appreciate the views of someone whose mind is unsullied by knowledge. Stupid slut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (heaSb)

422 I HATE that stupid fucking question. How the hell do I know?

"OHMYGAWD STOP MANSPLAINING! You're making me feel very uncomfortable! I got these questions off an app, whatever!"
--HR girl with blue hair and face piercings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (39g3+)

423 You don't see with your boner, silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

It's my understanding that some men think with it, any way.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)

-------------------------------

It seems that way, but it is more of a matter of the boner taking up the blood the brain needs at decision making time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (ffYR/)

424 I ended up voting for Chuck Baldwin (Constitution Party)

No regrets.
Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (fF3XF)
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Me too. I couldn't vote for McCain.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (vDqXW)

425 I expect them to jump on whatever new scam the Dims come up with, with just as much enthusiasm.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (9X624)

"You know how you used to mock all those 'racist' Obama-'haters' who, you said, just parroted whatever Rush Limbaugh or Hannity told them? Yeah, you sound far, far stupider than those 'bigots' ever did."

(points)
(laughs)

Oh yeah, I'm going to be a whole metric fukton to be around in my woke, foreign-owned, beautiful-people infested office.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (fF3XF)

426 So would that be a warning sign, hypothetically? If it could not only see, but see all possible futures?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

Are you asking for a friend, or...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

427 Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

Don't hold back now. Tell us how you really feel!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

428 You don't see with your boner, silly.

The tongue, the boner . . . these, the Paolo can manage. La donne del #nevertrump, they insist on il frustino. Signora Goldberg, she is the... how you say... freak.

Posted by: Paolo at March 26, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2)

429

Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (ZpB5E)

430 Bright cheery young things about 24 who've never done a lick of real labor in their life no matter the weather or their health.


Reminds me of the dental hygienist trying to teach me how to brush my teeth.

She ought to instead ask me how I managed to keep all my teeth at my age.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (8wKjk)

431 I ended up voting for Chuck Baldwin (Constitution Party)


That was you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

432 417 You don't see with your boner, silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

Your one eyed trouser snake had LASIK problems?
Posted by: Miklos, squinting at March 26, 2019 09:10 PM (zCyNd)

The monocle, while classy, just wasn't bringing things into focus anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

433 I HATE that stupid fucking question. How the hell do I know? Where the fuck do YOU see yourself in five years? Still sitting in that chair asking people the same fucking stupid question about where they see themselves in 5 years?

I invoke my response to psychics. You see the future? Really?

WHAP! They're laid out for inspection with a brutal right cross.

"Ha! Didn't see THAT coming, didja?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (heaSb)

434

That was really enlightening. The GOP never wanted to win.

A tradition that is still honored today. There's so much low-hanging fruit in everything the Progs say that to not use it against them borders on treason. Yet they resist...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (HaL55)

435 406
It's my understanding that some men think with it, any way.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)


"Some"?

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

436 It's astonishing that not one of these people has had the hand to forehead moment an said-



"I've been a fool. The Democrat leadership, my favorite media
personalities, and news networks have all lied to me for over two years.

--

There won't be many, but a few may slap their hands to their foreheads. Look at Brandon Straka. He had an ah-ha moment about the lies he was being fed. And from there, he's done a 180.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (JoUsr)

437 423 You don't see with your boner, silly.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

It's my understanding that some men think with it, any way.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)

-------------------------------

It seems that way, but it is more of a matter of the boner taking up the blood the brain needs at decision making time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (ffYR/)

It's the sudden onset hypotension. Causes dizziness, disorientation, impaired judgment.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

438 373 Maddow is trying to be cute. Not a good look.
My 2 minute toe dip into the MSNBC sewer is done.
Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 09:02 PM (XROPS)



A long, hot shower, and using non-frozen bleach, is recommended.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

439

Clapper, Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Stroker, Page (give me more names) all of those traitor scum need to be strung up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (ZpB5E)

440 Are you asking for a friend, or...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)


It's just idly musing on the question. Holding forth.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

441 406
It's my understanding that some men think with it, any way.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)

"Some"?
Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

All men sometimes.
Some men all the time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (GBteo)

442 Interviewing me about "where do you see yourself in 5 years"

Had a similar experience a couple of years ago. I ended the interview with "I have no fucking idea", got up and walked out. Wasn't going to get the job anyway, it was lunchtime and I was hungry.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (fF3XF)

443 I even had this crazy idea that the Supreme Court would strike down the Affordable Care Act because it was unconstitutional.

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (UdKB7)

444

"What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.

What's the word for that?

Well whatever it is -- that. That's the feeling."


I think the word you are looking for is epicacracy.

Posted by: Monty James at March 26, 2019 09:14 PM (Zqz9o)

445 James Clapper is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, professional Propaganda critic at March 26, 2019 09:15 PM (XlbwU)

446 "OHMYGAWD STOP MANSPLAINING! You're making me feel very uncomfortable! I got these questions off an app, whatever!"
--HR girl with blue hair and face piercings
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:11 PM (39g3+)


"Uh, sweetheart, you know blue dyes and nickel in face piercings is carcinogenic, right?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:15 PM (heaSb)

447 Mike Lee with sharknado IV on the senate floor.

SMFH

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 09:15 PM (9L2du)

448 Honestly, I feel much more sorry for them (progressives) if they hadn't been such pricks for the last two years about this.

I mean they have laughed and taunted and called us idiots for two solid years. Then like little ass wipes, can't take even a week of it back at them.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 26, 2019 09:15 PM (AJj50)

449 I ended up voting for Chuck Baldwin (Constitution Party)
-
That was you?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

You joke, but I was literally the only vote for the guy in my suburban Boston town of about 19k people.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:16 PM (fF3XF)

450 They need to take up a real religion instead of using these earthly proxies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 26, 2019 08:02 PM (KOtE7)

I used to think that too. Then I realized these would be the lunatics on the fringe whipping themselves in the street and burning "witches" at the stake.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 26, 2019 09:16 PM (oh+79)

451 Clapper, Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Stroker, Page (give me more names)

Just get that NY Post bracket and fill in all the names

http://tinyurl.com/yx9mjw2t

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2019 09:16 PM (39g3+)

452 I'm laughing at them as an object lesson - don't be such a progressive asshole, and you won't get laughed at.

It doesn't seem to be working....

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 26, 2019 09:16 PM (AJj50)

453 449 I ended up voting for Chuck Baldwin (Constitution Party)
-
That was you?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2019 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

You joke, but I was literally the only vote for the guy in my suburban Boston town of about 19k people.
Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 09:16 PM (fF3XF)

I voted for a pair of Chuck Taylors. Didn't get them.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

454 What I'm feeling has no positive component. It's not about me winning -- I'm taking a nearly sexual pleasure in your agony.
----------
I think that's called Schadenfreude, Ace. It's German for taking sexual delight in screwing corpses of dick-head opponents.

Those Germans, eh? A word for everything revenge related.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (Dh1wo)

455 410 Bright cheery young things about 24 who've never done a lick of real labor in their life no matter the weather or their health. Interviewing me about "where do you see yourself in 5 years" when the JOB is repairing hydraulic, air and manual chain hoists. Repairing in the field.

I HATE that stupid fucking question. How the hell do I know? Where the fuck do YOU see yourself in five years? Still sitting in that chair asking people the same fucking stupid question about where they see themselves in 5 years? You know who was fixated on what shit would be like in 5 year increments? Stalin. Josef. Fucking. Stalin. Starved millions of Ukrainians to death. Killed millions more by execution or gulag. Why are you so goddamned hung up on what I'm doing 5 years from now? So I fucking LOOK like Stalin?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)


You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

456 I mean they have laughed and taunted and called us idiots for two solid years. Then like little ass wipes, can't take even a week of it back at them.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 26, 2019 09:15 PM (AJj50)
---
That. Totally that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

457 I mean they have laughed and taunted and called us idiots for two solid years. Then like little ass wipes, can't take even a week of it back at them.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 26, 2019 09:15 PM (AJj50)


see "learn to code".

Posted by: hogmartin at March 26, 2019 09:18 PM (t+qrx)

458 You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

They made me Director of Hostility.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

459 from now? So I fucking LOOK like Stalin?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)


You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

Actually, the Politburo was highly impressed.

Posted by: Miklos, in the circular file at March 26, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)

460 >>It's the sudden onset hypotension. Causes dizziness, disorientation, impaired judgment.

You talk funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 09:19 PM (/tuJf)

461 You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)


He said he looked like Stalin, so ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:19 PM (heaSb)

462 Gather 'round my Marxist automatons and I shall relate to you the parable of the commissar and the piano wire.

Posted by: Mewler the Messiah at March 26, 2019 09:19 PM (EgshT)

463 458 You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

They made me Director of Hostility.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

459 from now? So I fucking LOOK like Stalin?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)


You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

Actually, the Politburo was highly impressed.
Posted by: Miklos, in the circular file at March 26, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)


Why am I here? This is why.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

464 "I've had to talk a couple people off the ledge," she said.

To which I said, "Mind your own business, Toots."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 26, 2019 09:20 PM (/Fmtj)

465 Honestly, I feel much more sorry for them (progressives) if they hadn't been such pricks for the last two years about this.
----

Sorry? Why? I assure you that they feel no remorse...or even regret. They might be disappointed, but that does not mean that they do not continue to believe the collusion story. And, they're salving their wounds by sucking on the comforting 'obstruction' nipple.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 09:20 PM (xSo9G)

466 So I look like Stalin, huh? Do I oppress you?

Posted by: Mirror Universe Joe Pesci at March 26, 2019 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

467 "I've had to talk a couple people off the ledge," she said.

Me, I'm spraying silicone lubricant on the ledge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:21 PM (heaSb)

468 465 Honestly, I feel much more sorry for them (progressives) if they hadn't been such pricks for the last two years about this.
----

Sorry? Why? I assure you that they feel no remorse...or even regret. They might be disappointed, but that does not mean that they do not continue to believe the collusion story. And, they're salving their wounds by sucking on the comforting 'obstruction' nipple.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2019 09:20 PM (xSo9G)

To the extent they actually believed it.

I think a lot of them, especially the ones in power, are a bit more machiavellian then we give them credit for.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:21 PM (GBteo)

469 Also... it won't end the internet. It'll just make it way shittier on content-sharing sites, and will drive a lot more underground.

Agreed. Will this stimulate the UK idiots to act a bit more aggressively in extricating themselves from these EU Marxists?

Sounds like tech geniuses will be highly motivated to come up with new tech to get around this power grab. China beware.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 09:21 PM (lD3vL)

470

It's the sudden onset hypotension. Causes dizziness, disorientation, impaired judgment.

Also known as John Holmes Syndrome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

471 Have an extra can of silicone?

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (9L2du)

472 Well jeh Johnson as Pentagon counsel leaked the Petraeus inquiry which came about because of that jealous woman Kelly, but here's the interesting thing, Broadwell was a PhD candidate at kings college along with mifsuds associate nawaf obaid, maybe Tom Rick's wasnt the one to introduce then

Posted by: Admiral marcus at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (6ONCe)

473 That's not the problem. The problem is that it has no conscience.

This is my rifle and this is my gun.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (K22Va)

474 Feeling stressed? Want some more?

"A Montgomery County (PA) group of men is looking to help other men through the therapeutic power of cuddling. "

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (UdKB7)

475 "Sadism," Ace. Use it well.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (mL2BD)

476 Agreed. Will this stimulate the UK idiots to act a bit more aggressively in extricating themselves from these EU Marxists?

We need to tell the Brits we're not accepting any refugees from Britain. At. All.

Because diversity.

Fight and win, or fight, and die. We don't care which.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:23 PM (heaSb)

477 474 Feeling stressed? Want some more?

"A Montgomery County (PA) group of men is looking to help other men through the therapeutic power of cuddling. "

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (UdKB7)

Fags.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

478 Have an extra can of silicone?
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (9L2du)

Do NOT use Fix-a-Flat for butt jobs.

Posted by: Miklos, such sad cases at March 26, 2019 09:23 PM (zCyNd)

479 "A Montgomery County (PA) group of men is looking to help other men through the therapeutic power of cuddling. "

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (UdKB7)


The fruits. Always thinking of how to spread the virus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:23 PM (heaSb)

480 15 12
So....you're saying getting a tat of Mueller on my unit was a mistake?


Posted by: Eric Swallwell


Granted, it was a small tattoo.


Posted by: Eric Swallwell

The worst part was the tweezers the manly tatooist held little 'Swalley' with were really cold and sometimes pinched when he laughed.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at March 26, 2019 09:24 PM (/Fmtj)

481 Agreed. Will this stimulate the UK idiots to act a bit more aggressively in extricating themselves from these EU Marxists?

Sounds like tech geniuses will be highly motivated to come up with new tech to get around this power grab. China beware.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 09:21 PM (lD3vL)

Maybe on the UK, I don't know.

And I've been to China... everyone uses VPN's there to bypass the firewall. Even major western hotel chains use VPNs for their wifi for guests. Same will happen in the EU with this copyright ban, and in the UK with the porn registration.

VPN's are cheap, can be set up anywhere in the world with (ahem) lax oversight, and are easy to use, widespread, and hard to track down.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:24 PM (GBteo)

482 471 Have an extra can of silicone?
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (9L2du)

Stripper Fix-a-Flat

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

483 Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

My goodness but you are in a good mood tonight.

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:24 PM (8wKjk)

484 471 Have an extra can of silicone?
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (9L2du)


Absolutely, my brother.

In those kinds of situations, I buy it by the case.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:25 PM (heaSb)

485 Feeling stressed? Want some more?

"A Montgomery County (PA) group of men is looking to help other men through the therapeutic power of cuddling. "

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:22 PM (UdKB7)



Barry O: Sign me up!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2019 09:25 PM (PX4kT)

486 generally interviewers use that question to weed out someone without ambition or that is looking for their next gig for and has not interest in staying with the hiring firm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 26, 2019 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

487 I think the news portion of the EU thing is the scariest. (Article 11)
It requires every link to a news source to be monetized. It'll have a chilling effect on sites in Europe similar tolike ace's (not even sure if these types of sites are popular there) and youtube channels and so forth.
It really isn't about copy write protection, it's about controlling the narrative. And didn't the JEF give our control of the internet away? No such thing as coincidence.

Posted by: Red-headed 'ette at March 26, 2019 09:26 PM (ljgit)

488 I think a lot of them, especially the ones in power, are a bit more machiavellian then we give them credit for.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 26, 2019 09:21 PM (GBteo)

Give them copies of "The Prince" and "1984", plus a few hobnail boots and they're good to go, da?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 09:26 PM (f3oO4)

489 Nood

Ace had a snack

Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2019 09:26 PM (8wKjk)

490 If your this emotionally attached to public policy decisions, you're not mature enough to be a part of them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 09:26 PM (jXrK7)

491 "A Montgomery County (PA) group of men is looking to help other men through the therapeutic power of cuddling. "


File a flight plan for Montgomery. Stat.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 26, 2019 09:27 PM (EgshT)

492 you know, in addition to the most evil joke which must not ever be told, I have the greatest interview question ever. however, not going to share it with you unless I am interviewing you for legal employment.

would never hire anyone here for something legal, however, would gladly enter into league with lots of you to commit lots of crimes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 26, 2019 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

493 The Meetup page also notes that "most men experience some level or arousal during cuddling. This is completely norm, we're all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!"

Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:27 PM (UdKB7)

494 486 generally interviewers use that question to weed out someone without ambition or that is looking for their next gig for and has not interest in staying with the hiring firm.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 26, 2019 09:25 PM (MTjB1)


No. They use that question because they're too fucking stupid to think of anything more insightful than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2019 09:27 PM (heaSb)

495 455 410 Bright cheery young things about 24 who've never done a lick of real labor in their life no matter the weather or their health. Interviewing me about "where do you see yourself in 5 years" when the JOB is repairing hydraulic, air and manual chain hoists. Repairing in the field.

I HATE that stupid fucking question. How the hell do I know? Where the fuck do YOU see yourself in five years? Still sitting in that chair asking people the same fucking stupid question about where they see themselves in 5 years? You know who was fixated on what shit would be like in 5 year increments? Stalin. Josef. Fucking. Stalin. Starved millions of Ukrainians to death. Killed millions more by execution or gulag. "

I share your frustration. I've talked to a lot of those 24 year olds over the past few months. A guy at my over 40 job support group calls them "the Brittanys."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 26, 2019 09:28 PM (d6Ksn)

496 493 The Meetup page also notes that "most men experience some level or arousal during cuddling. This is completely norm, we're all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!"
Posted by: freaked at March 26, 2019 09:27 PM (UdKB7)


I'm there!

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 26, 2019 09:28 PM (heaSb)

497 >>VPN's are cheap, can be set up anywhere in the world with (ahem) lax oversight, and are easy to use, widespread, and hard to track down.

Not in China they're not.

Anything that happens in China is known. China is a much scarier enemy than Russia, by orders of magnitude.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 09:28 PM (/tuJf)

498 And didn't the JEF give our control of the internet away? No such thing as coincidence.


Posted by: Red-headed 'ette at March 26, 2019 09:26 PM (ljgit)

Say what you will about the Progs, they're always thinking at least a decade ahead and laying groundwork for the future.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 09:28 PM (f3oO4)

499 If your this emotionally attached to public policy decisions, you're not mature enough to be a part of them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 09:26 PM (jXrK7)
---
!!!! {leaves in a snit, slams door}

Posted by: 16-year-old voter at March 26, 2019 09:28 PM (vDqXW)

500 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 26, 2019 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

Where do we send the resumes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 09:30 PM (f3oO4)

501 I voted for McCain/Palin because the alternative of President Barack al-Bama was even worse than that of President Keating-McCain!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

That's how I felt at the time but looking back on it from where I'm sitting now I'm pretty sure I was wrong. You don't have to agree but I use it as an exercise in proving I'm not always so fucking smart compared to everyone else. Kind of...
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 09:06 PM (y7DUB)

Same. I thought it was correct at the time, but the worst of what I understood of McCain at the time was merely him bending over for the Dems. And Heart Attack/Palin was my comforting thought while casting the ballot.
Knowing now the depths of his treachery towards those of us who were supposedly on the same side; I absolutely regret that vote.

I imagine McCain would have been scarcely better than Obama's first term. The White House would be constantly bullying the GOP to cooperate and compromise (ie give away the farm). Obama was by no means a good thing, but at the least it was a clarifying moment when the establishment went to great lengths to trample the tea party, and I think that eventually opened the door for an effective outsider to ascend in the party. We were far too deep in a cycle of "well this election year is the turn for this insider, and whichever insider comes second in the primary can be the de facto nominee 4 years from now".

Posted by: Sjg at March 26, 2019 09:30 PM (gDSJf)

502 Jackstraw, Is Nuland's husband Robert Kagan? Was he a partner of Bill Kristol's in two think tanks?

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at March 26, 2019 09:30 PM (bmdz3)

503 I have a question about the Mueller report.

He claims that some Russians approached the Trump campaign, but no one took the bait.

Do we know if those were really Russians or was it our FBI/CIA posing as Russians?

Thanks everyone!

Posted by: Pam at March 26, 2019 09:31 PM (qRq6C)

504 Brennan uses Fix-a-Flat on his forehead.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 26, 2019 09:32 PM (RuIsu)

505 Lots of NeverTrumpers going with the line that this Mueller Report exoneration stuff just proves "All you Trumpkins were wrong about this being a witchhunt, haha, idiots." Which conveniently ignores the fact that Mueller strung this out for two years when literally he should have walked in the door on day one, read the Steele Dossier, asked "WTF, that's all you got Strozk?" and turned right the f-around. It might be too much for an establishment prig like Mueller to do it, but he probably should have called Rosenstein as he walked back to the car and told him he should arrest McCabe for sedition.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 26, 2019 09:35 PM (dYe5S)

506 The word is SchadenFraud.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 26, 2019 09:36 PM (Ndje9)

507 Mueller was tempted to push it but he realized its over and why ruin his own reputation like everyone else did.

The prosecutorial misconduct involved with threats and other abuse of Manafort, Corsi, Flynn, Cohen and Papadooopolus need to be looked at, and should be enough to take care of what's left of his reputation now that he has zero friends.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 26, 2019 09:36 PM (/Fmtj)

508 You didn't get the job, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

I was struck dumb. How do you answer a question like that when the object of the conversation is whether you are qualified and able to the job? Or so I thought.

I just looked at her and she looked at me. She just barely had a slight smirk. I wrote it up to being nervous and not showing what she thought of me.

I got up and said well this is pointless isn't it and walked out. She tried to tell me she'd be in touch. I said Yeah sure.

That was the next to last job I applied for anywhere as I went and started working for a newspaper delivering them. And soon after went on SS as I had no other income prospects.

I think I was depressed (slightly) for about 4-5 years though. I love working and realized I wasn't ever going to again. (and you know what I mean by working not labor or exercise but doing something and making it happen)

Posted by: jakee308 at March 26, 2019 09:37 PM (sc+Xh)

509 Ace, maybe there's a girl on Angie's List who will reinforce both the shelves and the pelvis pole.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 26, 2019 09:37 PM (gZmwL)

510 >>VPN's are cheap, can be set up anywhere in the world with (ahem) lax oversight, and are easy to use, widespread, and hard to track down.

Not in China they're not.

Anything that happens in China is known. China is a much scarier enemy than Russia, by orders of magnitude.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 09:28 PM (/tuJf)



I hear using a VPN is China is putting a beacon on yourself.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2019 09:38 PM (1g7ch)

511 501 I voted for McCain/Palin because the alternative of President Barack al-Bama was even worse than that of President Keating-McCain!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

That's how I felt at the time but looking back on it from where I'm sitting now I'm pretty sure I was wrong. You don't have to agree but I use it as an exercise in proving I'm not always so fucking smart compared to everyone else. Kind of...
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 09:06 PM (y7DUB)

Same. I thought it was correct at the time, but the worst of what I understood of McCain at the time was merely him bending over for the Dems. And Heart Attack/Palin was my comforting thought while casting the ballot.
Knowing now the depths of his treachery towards those of us who were supposedly on the same side; I absolutely regret that vote.

I imagine McCain would have been scarcely better than Obama's first term. The White House would be constantly bullying the GOP to cooperate and compromise (ie give away the farm). Obama was by no means a good thing, but at the least it was a clarifying moment when the establishment went to great lengths to trample the tea party, and I think that eventually opened the door for an effective outsider to ascend in the party. We were far too deep in a cycle of "well this election year is the turn for this insider, and whichever insider comes second in the primary can be the de facto nominee 4 years from now".

Posted by: Sjg


Would you have sung a different tune once Pres. McCain won the war he would have started with Russia and then the China one.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 26, 2019 09:40 PM (/Fmtj)

512 The destruction of Stzok and Page blackberry contents should be enough to land Mueller in the hoosegow.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 26, 2019 09:42 PM (/Fmtj)

513 The destruction of Stzok and Page blackberry contents should be enough to land Mueller in the hoosegow.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977


Or executed.

I'm flexible.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 26, 2019 09:52 PM (8u1cU)

514 Would you have sung a different tune once Pres. McCain won the war he would have started with Russia and then the China one.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 26, 2019 09:40 PM (/Fmtj)

No one suspected McCain of being that senile at the time. Russian relations weren't incredibly cordial, but weren't too frosty either as Putin was still fairly new on the scene. Recall that 4 years later Dems howled at the idea of Russia being an opposing power. And China was still viewed as a mostly benign major business expansion opportunity, rather than power hungry and expansionistic.

He might've talked tough, but without the permission of his very good friends across the aisle who retained actual ownership of his balls, he would've done nothing.

Posted by: Sjg at March 26, 2019 09:54 PM (gDSJf)

515 See, kids - this is what happens when you reject belief in God and try to replace Him with government.

Posted by: Sardondi at March 27, 2019 12:10 AM (bUwo0)

516 Why is there any need to talk these people off the ledge?

Wouldn't a firm push accomplish the same thing without all the tedious talking?

Posted by: aelfheld at March 27, 2019 10:53 AM (IxDhF)

517 Don't talk them off the ledge, just clear the street below

Posted by: Flerndorf at March 27, 2019 12:20 PM (olpu0)

518 What do you do when Santa Claus doesnt bring you a puppy?

Posted by: Flerndorf at March 27, 2019 12:23 PM (olpu0)

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