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Maddow's Crying Again

Check it out if you, like me, get cry-boners.

Oh man, seriously. She sounds like the little boy saying that Old Yeller will get better, he just needs to rest a bit.

Update: What a shock, she's speculating uninformedly and conspiracy-theorizing. Her theory is that Mueller plans to indict Trump after he leaves office (somehow) and isn't saying so because he doesn't want to "taint the jury" in the upcoming trial.

Oh, and for further Conspiracy Theory Adventures, she suggests that Barr deliberately "blew up" that possibility by saying "no, there was no obstruction," thereby tainting future juries against convicting Trump, whereas nice ethical Mueller tried to keep it neutral.

She's just brainstorming science fiction scenarios now.


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Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:04 PM




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1 Awwwww!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (sk0so)

2

Is cryboner a French word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

3 Is cryboner a French word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)


crybonet?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (sk0so)

4 Huh?

Posted by: JAS at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (KOCKb)

5 Totally sane.

Totally stable.

Totally.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (fF3XF)

6 I may be mistaken, but the link might not be good.

Posted by: JAS at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (KOCKb)

7 Crybonier

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (swldI)

8 Is cryboner a French word?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)


...and let slip the dogs of war.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

9 I think the "not exonerated" meme can be useful.
After all, Biden hasn't been exonerated for making advances towards underage girls. Who else hasn't been exonerated for things we suspect them of?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (rnXGe)

10 Maybe the demon left her and she has postpartum?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (sk0so)

11 I mean, I'd get a cry boner if she was hot. This is just sad, like an athlete crying as they retire. See: Mike Schmidt.

Except Maddow is more butch.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (Hv3LR)

12 Top 10.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (NLLmE)

13 Someone needs to superimpose Madcow's face on that girl who's bawling like a sprinkler - with Trump drinking the tears.

My Photoshop-fu is far too weak to pull that off.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (fF3XF)

14 Hannity slamming Madow now

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (RBOtF)

15 this movie is really good

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (dm05u)

16 Somethin weird happened with the link

Posted by: West at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (OkKDg)

17 Huh. Amazon is out of tear collectors. Even for Prime.

Posted by: Miklos at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (zCyNd)

18 there is no link. it's on msnbc. I cna't link a live msnbc show


Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

19 crap

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (NLLmE)

20 Maddow's Crying Again
Check it out if you, like me, get cry-boners.


Never write "Maddow" and "boner" on the same page. NEVER!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (K8LjS)

21 Need a ride after work, Rachel?

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (EgshT)

22 There's no crying in the hard hitting news business!

Posted by: Lou Grant at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (QLvwG)

23 the day my third grade crush posted a maddow thingy on fb i defriended him.

later sucka!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (BoLk7)

24 She looks butch, but emotionally she's femme.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (xPl2J)

25 "Link has been disabled on other websites".

...that's a pisser.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (Ckg4U)

26 i linked a song called "Cry" as a joke. that's not the link to MSNBC.

come on, this is dumb.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

27 Roy Orbison's crying would be a great song for Maddow.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (2DOZq)

28 (* sotto voce )

This means the Left is going to do some real stupid shit in the next few weeks. Summer's gonna be lit. LITERALLY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (Hk+Y0)

29 Is cryboner a French word?

Wasn't he the speaker of the house?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (Egjjp)

30 Good Lord, Rachel. Man up.

Posted by: huerfano at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (6e1eX)

31 cryboner will get you banned on twatter.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

32 I almost wish I had cable so I could see this. I have the feeling I'll be able to find it tomorrow on video everywhere, however.

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (aXucN)

33 Big girls don't cry. Big girls don't cry.

Posted by: 10 CC at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (QLvwG)

34 I almost got a cry-boner watching her well-up and choking through her commentary the other night.. But then I remembered she was a lesbian, and I felt rather confused and conflicted..
The libtard tears still tasted schweet!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (438dO)

35 Come on, Rachel. Man up!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (Dh1wo)

36 I think the "not exonerated" meme can be useful.


Using words of more than one syllable could be considered progress.

Posted by: Miklos, one o' them cunning linguists at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (zCyNd)

37 Tears of disappointment and sexual frustration.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (Vgw1E)

38 Here's the Youtube live link: egO11-iDRzk
Replace the gibberish at the end of a youtube url with that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (rnXGe)

39 Better cry video:

Roxy Music - Cry, Cry, Cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQMoVzo-C0

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:10 PM (K8LjS)

40 It's still real to her, damnit!!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (Hv3LR)

41 Crybaby was my role!

Posted by: Johnny Depp at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (QLvwG)

42 Cashew tears are not real tears.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (NLLmE)

43 okay sorry, I see the problem. The video was being blocked.

Okay I put up another one. It's just Godley & Creme's "Cry."

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (PbpT7)

44 Democrats have not been exonerated from fucking that chicken.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (rnXGe)

45

there is no link. it's on msnbc. I cna't link a live msnbc show


Good, so it's not just me that can't post a comment half the fucking time.
Gee whiz Pixy, WTF? Why won't you fix the problems with this site? I can barely post anymore for getting rejected for "too many spaces." When did 3 spaces in a comment become too many?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (HaL55)

46 CryBoner by Ronco!
Just a few drops from this bottle of authentic, concentrated Leftist tears -


and watch your CryBoner grow! Grow! GROW!
Order now and get a second CryBoner free!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (LL1Be)

47 Cry just a little for me!

Posted by: Faith Hill at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (Vgw1E)

48 There's no crying in Calvin Ball.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (2DOZq)

49 Waiting on her 'Budd Dwyer' moment.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (HtN06)

50 She's been listening to k.d. lang all weekend.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (y7DUB)

51 Can't wait for Election Night, 2020.

Maybe we can get her to commit suicide on camera.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (I2/tG)

52 Maybe she just saw the movie, Cry, Cry Again.

Posted by: Jerry Sienfeld at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (MJQRs)

53 My favorite schadenfreude lyrics:


And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (gCzjH)

54 Cashew tears are not real tears.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (NLLmE)

Like almond milk is not real milk.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (QLvwG)

55 It IS a French word, but it's pronounced "cree-bon-heur."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (wYseH)

56 But then I remembered she was a lesbian, and I felt rather confused and conflicted..

And hopefully ashamed.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (T6t7i)

57 #30 Show some balls, then!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (Dh1wo)

58 I'm here when they cure it.

Posted by: Cryoboner at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (sk0so)

59
She looks butch, but emotionally she's femme.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (xPl2J)


Emotionally she's unhinged.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (kf8Ef)

60 Kurt Schlitcher's live feed:

www.pscp.tv/w/1YqGorvRdNbKv#

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (Hk+Y0)

61 Crying is for poofs.

Posted by: Glen Beck at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (H5knJ)

62 Cryboner sounds like some kind of ghey superhero.

Posted by: no not really at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (UdKB7)

63 OT, but that Missing Link cartoon movie looks so stupid.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (Vgw1E)

64 Waiting on her 'Budd Dwyer' moment.
Posted by: BluesFish



That's a horrible thing to say and I totally agree.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (NLLmE)

65 "there is no link. it's on msnbc. I can't link a live msnbc show."
-Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

She looks like Maria Bartiromo on a Monday. There's so much spackle under those eyes that I actually feel sorry for her.

...and her bags.

...and that bottle of booze.

...and Maria Bartiromo's soul.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (Ckg4U)

66 Wait is there video of her crying? I saw the Friday video where she remoted in from her vacation trout fishing (not kidding) And she looked like the sadz. I want to see that butch wailing! She lied every day for two years. Cry bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (+/tGa)

67 i'm surprised garrett didn't 'pop in' with a song. he's usually on it, and on the money.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (BoLk7)

68 It's a smart move on her part. Her viewers are emotional basket cases and if she mirrors their behavior, rather than playing it straight, the loonies will be less likely to turn on her.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (f8ilN)

69 Madcow's antics the last 2-nights tells me she knows something most of the other dimwit's aren't willing to admit...

This virtually guarantees DJT is re-elected and likely sweeps the HOR back into the GOPe's hands.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (fF3XF)

70 Did someone say cryoboner????!!!

Posted by: Ted Williams at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (9dzlp)

71 Hairy Reed was never exonerated re: little boys.

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (MJQRs)

72 Like almond milk is not real milk.


Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM


You know how hard it is to find the teats on a cashew?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 09:14 PM (+/tGa)

73 I mean, jeez Maddow. Haven't you ever seen "Boys Don't Cry"?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2019 09:14 PM (Vgw1E)

74 Godley and Creme, Wow, that takes me back.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

75 63 OT, but that Missing Link cartoon movie looks so stupid.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (Vgw1E)

Has that studio put out an animated movie that wasn't an unwatchable train-wreck?

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:14 PM (fF3XF)

76 Man up, Ray.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (LL1Be)

77
You know how hard it is to find the teats on a cashew?

Posted by: Minnfide


Take them outside on a cold day.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (T6t7i)

78 WE DON'T CARE THAT THERE IS NO LINK. MUST HAVE LINK.

NOW.

FEED US.


Posted by: West at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (OkKDg)

79 Maddow is going to run a dramatic reenactment of the Russian whore pissing after commercial. She'll be using Ukranian pissers, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (K8LjS)

80 I do like that song. Its weird but it works, somehow. Was some neat, weirdly alternative stuff released about that time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (39g3+)

81 Here you go, Ace, 20 depressing songs:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=1aVSR2xQPEw
(2 minutes)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (Dh1wo)

82 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 09:12 PM (wYseH)

I asked you this on an earlier thread but you had Corgi-ed off...


How you liking Luke Voit? I was soooo pissed when the Cards got rid of him. Barely got a chance...he was great when he did play!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (cF8AT)

83 I'm been smiling so hard today it hurts. My lib friends are as PO'd (and quiet) as I have ever seen them.

https://youtu.be/_E6ryR4tjX8

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (Y4EXg)

84 Godley and Creme, Wow, that takes me back.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

Now my wife. please.

Posted by: Henny "Miklos" Youngman at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (zCyNd)

85 Out!

*eject*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (Ckg4U)

86 There is no crying in politics!

Posted by: Bill Wambsganss at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

87 Being a progressive idiot tool can be heartbreaking at times. *sob*

Posted by: Rachel Madsow at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (EgshT)

88 The sky is crying.
Can you see the tears roll down the street?

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (K22Va)

89 That Godley & Creme song is a great tune! And fitting...

Posted by: CW at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (XZ03p)

90 Maddow is going to run a dramatic reenactment of the Russian whore pissing after commercial. She'll be using Ukranian pissers, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (K8LjS)


Honestly, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

91 Maddow is the only one on cable able to compete with the likes of Tucker Carlson.. All the other shows on CNN and MSNBC are dogs in the ratings..
So, it is especially sweet to see her crying for her Daily Kos kids watchers.. fucking losers.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (438dO)

92 This virtually guarantees DJT is re-elected and likely sweeps the HOR back into the GOPe's hands.
Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (fF3XF)


Pinky Swear?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:17 PM (8wKjk)

93 Maybe she just saw the movie, Cry, Cry Again.
----
Rochelle, Rochelle

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 09:17 PM (Dh1wo)

94 That Godley & Creme song just reminds me of a Miami Vice episode; Definitely Miami. Ted Nugent was in that one. The blonde chick (off to the IMDB machine!) was Arielle Dombasle. She was memorable in a creepy hot way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 09:17 PM (xbxXh)

95 Democrats cueing up the "Songs to Commit Suicide To" playlist, all the way from Eric Carmen to Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:17 PM (Hv3LR)

96 Cry baby, cry. Make your mother sigh. You're old enough to know better.


So cry, baby, cry.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 25, 2019 09:17 PM (MJQRs)

97 20 depressing songs is completely unnecessary.

Alone Again Naturally is the only one.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:17 PM (NLLmE)

98 Holy shit, she is choking up for real!!

She's got questions, you guys!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:18 PM (TN1P5)

99 for a while she had the tintin haircut. it's very popular with lesbians


but i don't keep up with her because i can't stand looking at her - her mouth is on the side of her head. it's weird.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 25, 2019 09:18 PM (Pg+x7)

100 The sky is crying.
Can you see the tears roll down the street?
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (K22Va)

I'll see that, and raise you one Slim Harpo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8yU1Oedvzw

Posted by: Miklos, how I hate blue Monday at March 25, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)

101 Has that studio put out an animated movie that wasn't an unwatchable train-wreck?

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:14 PM

You're kidding, right? Shaun the Sheep is a classic. Chicken Run had some very funny moments, too.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 09:18 PM (ju9gW)

102 Poor Rachel. Cry me a river, cry me a river

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (NMAzL)

103 It's my panty and I'll cry if I want to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (3H9h1)

104 There is no crying in politics!
Posted by: Bill Wambsganss


There is no crying in Coup Ball.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (NLLmE)

105 Hey Man, Nice Shot

Posted by: Philter at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (PbpT7)

106 Produced by Trevor Horn - that's the guy from The Buggles, right?

Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (XZl8F)

107
This virtually guarantees DJT is re-elected and likely sweeps the HOR back into the GOPe's hands.

Posted by: DocJ..........
Don't get cocky, kid!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (438dO)

108 Solomon Burke's Cry to Me is one of the best songs in the world.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

109 "#BigBoysDon'tCry #BigBoysDon'tCry" -- 10cc

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (9CsGj)

110 The Wind Cries Harry

(The Maddow version)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0EMrJTgqgM

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (K8LjS)

111 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdBLBleO90
Roy Orbison

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (NMAzL)

112 I wonder if she's actually putting on a show of crying just to bump ratings by getting us to tune in.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (PbpT7)

113 Produced by Trevor Horn - that's the guy from The Buggles, right?
Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (XZl8F)

Yep - and later Yes (Drama vintage)

Brilliant producer, and just about the only human male (other than Geddy Lee) who could come close to Jon Anderson's range.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (fF3XF)

114 The sky is crying.
Can you see the tears roll down the street?
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 09:16 PM (K22Va)

Lonesome George Thorogood, giving a shout out to the late great Hounddog Taylor.

I've got the album.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (8wKjk)

115 She making heap big deal that Barr wrote the summary

You see, the obstruction was real and Barr is covering it up

Oh, she is making sure the faithful know Trump is still guilty

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (TN1P5)

116 of course she is

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (BoLk7)

117 Produced by Trevor Horn - that's the guy from The Buggles, right?


Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (XZl8F)

Yes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (xPl2J)

118 schlichter's dishing on the avenutti stuff

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (Hk+Y0)

119 I wonder if she's actually putting on a show of crying just to bump ratings by getting us to tune in.

I think she is. It feels phony to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

120 I wonder if she's actually putting on a show of crying just to bump ratings by getting us to tune in.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:20 PM (PbpT7)


I only managed to watch her for 2 minutes. I must have missed the crying. She was just annoying when I watched.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (K8LjS)

121 "I wish it was like the old days when Cory Booker would comfort me." -- Madcow

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (9CsGj)

122 Libs in my office were rather downcast this morning. Unlike me.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (LJUs+)

123 She's actually saying Mueller was really going to indicte Trump after Trump leaves office

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (TN1P5)

124 Don't get cocky, kid!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (438dO)

I'm a pessimist by nature, Jerry. But even I have to admit this is a slam dunk. Yeah, eternity to go before Nov 2020, but I like where this is going.

I'll like it even more once I see Comey, McCabe, Strozk, Page, Brennan and Clapper frog-marched.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (fF3XF)

125 Geoff Downes from Asia was also in The Buggles.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (xPl2J)

126 Crying, from Mulholland Drive... https://tinyurl.com/y2jz4j4f

Posted by: davidt at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (MJQRs)

127 Maddow gives water to the dead!

Posted by: a fremen warrior at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (Dh1wo)

128 ace there is no link or video to explain what your text is referring to. Do you have something to show us of rachel maddow?

This seems like a botched post so far

Posted by: Village Idiot at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (PodaV)

129 If Avenatti gets more than 29 years, would he be allowed to comment here?

Posted by: Miklos ??? and the Mysterians at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

130 heh heh heh. She just said 'taint'.

Prolly sniffing her fingers behind the desk.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (HtN06)

131 israeli tanks heading for the gaza border.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

132 Lonesome George Thorogood, giving a shout out to the late great Hounddog Taylor.



I've got the album.

Posted by: ALH

..............
One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer would be a good theme song for Rachel and the lefties...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (438dO)

133 This seems like a botched post so far

Posted by: Village Idiot at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (PodaV)


You just don't understand it.

Posted by: Art Critic at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (K8LjS)

134 You know, this whole "crying because your candidate lost" thing, along with the "screaming at the sky because your candidate lost" thing, combined with the "crying because Hillary Clinton didn't get all the things" thing...well, none of those are indicative of a healthy mind.
I admit I was very depressed when Obama won his second term, because I knew he would continue to wreck the country, but I never came close to crying or screaming. I moved on and did other things.
These people are proof positive (as if any more were needed) that liberalism is a mental disorder. And not of the "now I can read minds and start fires" kind.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (l9m7l)

135 I watched the Bollywood Trump clip probably ten or so times this morning. Hilarious and awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

136 Will there be mass suicides if Trump gets elected?

Posted by: kallisty at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (1hy/q)

137 24 hours later, and no "here's what you aren't hearing" leaks/trial balloons from Team Mueller.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (2xR5z)

138 I've been waiting for this part for two fucking years. I had to watch reruns of Libs crying after the election to help me get through to this marvelous day.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (0rsWa)

139 "Cry-boners" and unleash the dykes of war!

Posted by: zombie henry v at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (Dh1wo)

140 Can someone just send copies of Alone Again Naturally to all the MSM carbuncles? I had a relatively good day and that song still gets me tightening the noose.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (Hv3LR)

141 I don't understand the reference.
"Old Yeller" is a happy movie!

Posted by: Phoebe at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (zCabI)

142 One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer would be a good theme song for Rachel and the lefties...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (438dO)


And Bad to the Bone should be played when Donald walks into the room.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (8wKjk)

143 I think she is. It feels phony to me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

IT'S REAL!!!

*sobs*

Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker-Madcow at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (zCyNd)

144 I'll see that, and raise you one Slim Harpo:

Nice. Somebody done hoodooed the hoodoo man. Chicago.

http://tinyurl.com/y5eqncv2


Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (K22Va)

145 Will there be mass suicides if Trump gets elected?

Posted by: kallisty at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM

No. Just threats, sadly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (ju9gW)

146 122 Libs in my office were rather downcast this morning. Unlike me.
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (LJUs+)


I don't have any libs in my office. Actually, only my boss and me even follow politics, and we're on the same wavelength.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

147 Boys don't cry.

Posted by: Brandon Teena at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (JcXHH)

148 It's a short hop from theatrical crying to literally self-immolation. I'll watch her for that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (P0yOt)

149 This is a better video to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Lo8QzflpA

Warning: Morons may not be able to resist licking the monitor.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (+dsLj)

150 I watched the Bollywood Trump clip probably ten or so times this morning. Hilarious and awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

Where?!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (NMAzL)

151 If it was Olberman, his bathtub would be full of tears.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (88xKn)

152 I saw Bollywood Trump open for Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes on the AC boardwalk in '82.

Barely got out of there alive.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (fF3XF)

153 I'm Glad Your Dead.

Catchy little tune.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XO-8SmOQ84

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (gCzjH)

154


Heh, I forgot about that.

Crowder just mentioned how the Democrats, after the FBI cleared Kavanaugh, DEMANDED a FULL FBI INVESTIGATION into Dr Fraud's allegations. And they got it!

And...it still wasn't enough!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (uoqdk)

155 israeli tanks heading for the gaza border.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

That's my idea of a good palestinian cease-fire.

Posted by: Miklos al-Molnar at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (zCyNd)

156 One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer would be a good theme song for Rachel and the lefties...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (438dO)


"I know. Ever'body funny. Now you funny, too."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (K8LjS)

157 It's a short hop from theatrical crying to literally self-immolation. I'll watch her for that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (P0yOt)

Wouldn't her tears put out the flames?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (NMAzL)

158 No. Just threats, sadly.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (ju9gW)

*******************

Nah, remember how all the Hollyweirdo peeps moved to other countries after Trump won because they couldn't abide living in a fascist state.

Wait, that didn't happen?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (+dsLj)

159 115
She making heap big deal that Barr wrote the summary



You see, the obstruction was real and Barr is covering it up



Oh, she is making sure the faithful know Trump is still guilty

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (TN1P5)


Mueller would have to be in on it too. Do they think he'd just sit by silently while the AG lies about his final report?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (rnXGe)

160
Remember that?

By the end, Kavanaugh had, like, 20 full fbi background checks in his lifetime. That's a lot! Not enough for the Democrat liars, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (uoqdk)

161 150 I watched the Bollywood Trump clip probably ten or so times this morning. Hilarious and awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

Where?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (NMAzL)

Hey Miley! Give me a second and I'll go find it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

162 Maddow, also seen on a date with Kouric....

Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (+2xjH)

163 Fox News anchors are mercilessly raking the Usual Suspects over the coals tonight for their blatant deceitfulness. "THEY LIED TO YOU!"

Keep pounding that lesson home night after night and a lot of folks in the squishy center are going to finally wake up.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (hLcxo)

164 One of the last concerts at the National Theater in Washington D.C. before renovations was George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers.

Had "stage seats" for that one. Circa 1980-something.

Super cool. Thorogood is a bad ass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (3H9h1)

165 In order to "brainstorm", you need a brain to storm with.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (ebZss)

166 @157: We can start GoFundMe for more gasoline.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (P0yOt)

167 This calls for more vodka!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (0rsWa)

168
Produced by Trevor Horn - that's the guy from The Buggles, right?


Posted by: spindrift at March 25, 2019 09:19 PM (XZl8F)

Yes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (xPl2J)







How dare you beat me to the totally obvious joke that I was going to put up!

Assmunch.

*grumbles*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (eXA4G)

169 123
She's actually saying Mueller was really going to indicte Trump after Trump leaves office

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:22 PM (TN1P5)

Yes, because the plan is to let a Russian spy remain as President of the United States. These people are truly retarded.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (rnXGe)

170 Stop All Your Sobbing is very good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

171 I watched the Bollywood Trump clip probably ten or so times this morning. Hilarious and awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

Where?!

***********************

Yo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dy1C95p00E

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (+dsLj)

172 miklos, what exactly is a palestinian?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

173 161 150 I watched the Bollywood Trump clip probably ten or so times this morning. Hilarious and awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

Where?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (NMAzL)

http://tinyurl.com/y6b36vz6

I've been obsessed with it since last night!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (cF8AT)

174 She making heap big deal that Barr wrote the summary



You see, the obstruction was real and Barr is covering it up



Oh, she is making sure the faithful know Trump is still guilty

--

And when she drives her audience even more mad, and one crazed kook decides to try some kind of assassination attempt from all the deluded lies they've been fed and led to believe...will she be held accountable?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (JoUsr)

175 Geragos fired from CNN for helping Avenatti shake down Nike? Did I read that right?

This is not going to help Creepy Porn lawyer in New Hampshire.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (Ndje9)

176 Godly and Creme, when musicians actual let TV shows like Miami Vice use their songs to get exposure.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (4thlk)

177 What's hilarious is, her "15 questions about the Hillary email investigation" was .... wait, she didn't do that at all.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (TN1P5)

178 It's a short hop from theatrical crying to literally self-immolation. I'll watch her for that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (P0yOt)

Wouldn't her tears put out the flames?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



No. They'd just fizz a little bit.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (NLLmE)

179 Mueller would have to be in on it too. Do they think he'd just sit by silently while the AG lies about his final report?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (rnXGe)

Barr specified that he will be working with Mueller to determine what will be released.

Barr does not appear to be a stupid man.

Posted by: Miklos, eyes on Trouser Tuesday, gotta prepare at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

180 It is time for me to stop all of my sobbing.

Posted by: Rachel Madsow at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (EgshT)

181 In fairness, she's this phony every night.

Gutfeld shows clips of her constantly on his Saturday night show and she reeks of overly giddy phony-ness.

Libs love her.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (f8ilN)

182 I just realized I say "this calls for more vodka" about everything.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (0rsWa)

183 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:28 PM (+dsLj)
Oh, I'd seen that - funny! But is it Bollywood?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (NMAzL)

184 After he leaves office? Who knew Muller pulled the lifetime appointment? I mean isn't he pretty much retired today?

Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (+2xjH)

185 164 One of the last concerts at the National Theater in Washington D.C. before renovations was George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers.

Had "stage seats" for that one. Circa 1980-something.

Super cool. Thorogood is a bad ass.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (3H9h1)


I think I saw them in a small venue once, but the details escape me. I might be misremembering. Brain cells are pretty much shot.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

186 http://tinyurl.com/y6b36vz6

I've been obsessed with it since last night!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (cF8AT)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (K8LjS)

187 Dang it, Tami beat me to it. But here it is again just for good measure:

https://tinyurl.com/y6b36vz6

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

188 170 Stop All Your Sobbing is very good.


Here you go!

https://youtu.be/RTVqZNObw5o

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (xbxXh)

189 Cry-boner? Check.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 09:31 PM (t6MX/)

190 The last time I saw someone speaking like Maddow is right now, was visiting day at The Carrier Clinic.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2019 09:31 PM (HtN06)

191 The funny thing is their pinning all their hopes on the Southern District of New York finding something on Trump now. The same people who arrested Avenatti today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:31 PM (rnXGe)

192 Oh, I'd seen that - funny! But is it Bollywood?
Posted by: Miley


Yes, the meme guy pasted on the Trump animation to the original bolly flick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:31 PM (Hk+Y0)

193 Oh, I'd seen that - funny! But is it Bollywood?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (NMAzL)

***************

It's definitely Bollywood, but I can't remember the name of the movie. It's actually very fitting because the song they're singing is about celebrating a major victory they had over the enemy.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (+dsLj)

194 191 The funny thing is their pinning all their hopes on the Southern District of New York finding something on Trump now. The same people who arrested Avenatti today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 09:31 PM (rnXGe)

And their main hack is leaving office "for personal reasons". It just keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (fF3XF)

195

Remember when the Left and Fake News said Trump won't accept the results of the 2016 election when he loses?

Remember when the Left and the Fake News said Trump and his supporters won't accept the conclusions of the Mueller investigation when he's indicted?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (uoqdk)

196 Ya! De lamentations!

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (MJQRs)

197 "msnbc's semi-animatronic cashew"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (LL1Be)

198 George Thorogood?

Gotta give credit to the originator of the Original Three Man Quartet.

Posted by: Miklos, Bad to the SchadenBone at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (zCyNd)

199 Dang it, Tami beat me to it. But here it is again just for good measure:



https://tinyurl.com/y6b36vz6

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

It bears multiple watching - thanks Insomniac! Good to see you!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (NMAzL)

200 Oh, FFS now she's going on about whether they investigated Trump's intent

Wow wow wow

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:33 PM (TN1P5)

201 In the Miami Open, Wang Yafan is playing Wang Quiang right now. Both very cute chinese players, which is rare.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:33 PM (K8LjS)

202 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egO11-iDRzk

Posted by: Muns at March 25, 2019 09:33 PM (ua1m6)

203 LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (K8LjS)

Watch it full screen. Trump's facial expressions are perfect. I don't know how they got it done so well.

Lindsey Graham on Hannity now.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:33 PM (cF8AT)

204 188 170 Stop All Your Sobbing is very good.


Here you go!

https://youtu.be/RTVqZNObw5o
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 09:30 PM (xbxXh)


Yes! Excellent!

I know Chrissie is a moonbat, but holy smokes she was hot back then.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

205 This is as delicious as the 2016 Election Meltdown.

They need to find Trigglypuff and schedule an interview.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:34 PM (8wKjk)

206 The grasping-at-straws even as they slowly realize their worst nightmare is actually the reality they're doomed to suffer and there's nobody coming to their rescue is just like that scene in that one movie. I forget the name. You know the one I'm talking about. It's like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (t+qrx)

207 So, when does The Wall get built?

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (fF3XF)

208 I'm still laughing at Mark Steyn on Tucker tonight. That man is a gem. A bunch of Yosemite Sams that keep shoving the dynamite down their pants. I nearly fell off the chair laughing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

209
They need to find Trigglypuff and schedule an interview.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:34 PM (8wKjk)

OMG yes!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (NMAzL)

210 Their first album was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

211
I'm quite happy the Left isn't letting it go.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (uoqdk)

212 They've been fed a steady supply of leaks and hints and rumors, and now they've been cut off.


Cold Turkey might be an appropriate song.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (2xR5z)

213 Maybe this is more appropriate for Maddow ..

Rolling Stones - Fool To Cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-2MenrnR2U

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (K8LjS)

214 I'll have to watch Tucker at midnight.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (NMAzL)

215 211 I'm quite happy the Left isn't letting it go.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (uoqdk)

Seconded. I hope they ride this dead horse all the way through Nov. 2020

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (fF3XF)

216
http://tinyurl.com/y6b36vz6

I've been obsessed with it since last night!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:29 PM (cF8AT)


I just love it. Wonder if Trump has watched it. The guy that did that has some madd skilz!

the Hilter vid is a laugh riot too.

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (9L2du)

217 Oh it's total Bollywood. Here's the original, the part they used for the Trump clip starts at 1:26.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_MyUGq7pgs

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

218 Maddow is no mermaid, so I'm not interested in her tears.

Posted by: Captain Blackbeard at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (A1kfX)

219 Gloating is fun.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (bZ7mE)

220 Their first album was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

You only say that because you got songwriting credit on that one cut.

Posted by: Miklos, goy the vinyl somewhere at March 25, 2019 09:37 PM (zCyNd)

221
After he leaves office? Who knew Muller pulled the lifetime appointment? I mean isn't he pretty much retired today?
Posted by: Inogame


He's going back into the Marine Rangers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 09:37 PM (aKsyK)

222 And yet a sobbing Rachel Madow is still more butch than Jake Tapper or Tater.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2019 09:37 PM (H5knJ)

223
Will there be mass suicides if Trump gets elected?
Posted by: kallisty at March 25, 2019 09:24 PM (1hy/q)







Don't tease.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2019 09:37 PM (eXA4G)

224 I found out what movie the original video is from.

Bajirao Mastani

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

225 Here's the lyrics from the Bollywood Trump video:

Let the drums beat, let the cymbals ring, let the songs of happiness be played

Look how badly we have defeated the enemy

Let the drums beat, let the cymbals ring, let the songs of happiness be played

Look how the enemy has been defeated

This small flame has erupted into a huge fireball

The safe of my heart has become filled (with happiness) today

This black night has become rainbow coloured

Look how badly we have defeated the enemy

Our neighbourhood has become greatly decorated

Everyone here is lost in excitement

This victory of ours is so colourful and unique

Look how badly we have defeated the enemy

Let the drums beat, let the cymbals ring, let the songs of happiness be played

Look how the enemy has been defeated

Let the drums beat, let the cymbals ring, let the songs of happiness be played

Look how the enemy has been defeated

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:37 PM (+dsLj)

226 I'll have to watch Tucker at midnight.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:36 PM (NMAzL)

OOOHHH

Scary, kids!

Posted by: Count Miklos at March 25, 2019 09:38 PM (zCyNd)

227 I tell you what, you'd get alcohol poisoning if you took a shot every time they said "SDNY"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:38 PM (TN1P5)

228 *Fweet!*

*Flag on play!*

"Brainstorming" assume facts not in evidence; that Maddow has a brain.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:38 PM (WEBkv)

229 Hitler vid: https://youtu.be/dODzb1umpvU

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2019 09:38 PM (Y4EXg)

230 Mystery Achievement is underrated.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

231 I know Chrissie is a moonbat, but holy smokes she was hot back then.

Back in another life I was in the front row at a Pretenders concert. Yes, she was a hottie.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (EgshT)

232 I still can't not laugh at "butterball powerbottom".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (Ct55T)

233 222 And yet a sobbing Rachel Madow is still more butch than Jake Tapper or Tater.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls



And she's banged more women.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (xbxXh)

234 Gloom, despair, and agony on me (aaawwww).

Deep, dark depression. Excessive misery (ohhh).

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all (moan).

Gloom, despair, and agony on me!

Posted by: Rachel Madcow and the whole Hee-Haw gang at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (sk0so)

235 Brainstorming? I think a different organ is the source of this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (nPGq2)

236 I still can't not laugh at "butterball powerbottom".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (Ct55T)

Jelly Donut Powerbottom?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (NMAzL)

237 So it's pretty much just like the movie "Network." Bullshit >>> ratings >>> $$$.

Posted by: Democrats = Feces at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (4Eo4+)

238 Maddow has cheered up. She's grinning like Stan Laurel when he'd say "It certainly is!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (ZqRa6)

239 It bears multiple watching - thanks Insomniac! Good to see you!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:32 PM (NMAzL)

You're welcome. Good to see you too!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

240 It truly boggles the mind that Maddow has, well, adults, for want of a better term, that hang on her every utterance.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (WEBkv)

241 Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2019 09:38 PM

When ya gonna get that hat? I expect a complete and detailed report.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (Egjjp)

242 @RealSaavedra

BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

243 101 rusty nail

Chicken Run was a great movie. For some reason, I was hooked at an early age to the British POW escape genre. I have a lot of the source books. So Chicken Run made me laugh.

And it has a heart-warming ending.

The tiny Naval Station I lived on as a youth had a small library stuffed with WWII books. And it had a 5 cents for 5 balls pinball machine. With an incredible THONK when you won a free game.

Games and History. One reason I have a room filled with war games. They might show up in a book thread cameo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

244 added some images, one from her crazypants show

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (PbpT7)

245 The sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar!

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (8wKjk)

246 Maddow has cheered up.

The sybian has arrived.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (EgshT)

247 Maddow acts like she got Nair on her ball sack. Oh de pain.

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (ABjxW)

248 244 added some images, one from her crazypants show
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (PbpT7)

You are so cool.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

249 236 I still can't not laugh at "butterball powerbottom".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (Ct55T)

Jelly Donut Powerbottom?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (NMAzL)

Fritter Tits?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (Ct55T)

250 244 added some images, one from her crazypants show
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (PbpT7)
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Thank you for clearing that up. I thought my browser had somehow not loaded the images originally.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (WEBkv)

251 Sweet, now she's saying, "if Trump won't agree with my crazy fever dream, that proves he's a Russian agent."

By claiming he has to agree that the self same liars who've been lying for three years about collusion weren't lying about that Russia interfered with our election.

Clapper was in about that earlier, all the "reports" that they all wrote that concluded Russia was something something our election.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (TN1P5)

252 I still can't not laugh at "butterball powerbottom".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (Ct55T)


'struth. That and "hapless ovoid". He is a puffball mushroom in a suit.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (t+qrx)

253 I have 2 cats on sub q saline meds and antibiotics. My wife is running a cat clinic But it is amazing she is pulling both back from the brink. They are both doing great. One is a better patient

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 09:44 PM (Y+V3r)

254 But what about the Dragons?

Posted by: Picric at March 25, 2019 09:44 PM (nonGu)

255 242 @RealSaavedra

BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

Not exactly tired of all the winning...

just tired of trying to keep up with all the winning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:44 PM (Ct55T)

256 Sure it's been said but look at the graphic and notice how they've shifted it to THE BARR REPORT.

Mueller who?

That's how they'll try to keep it going. See, it's Barr who is lying or obfuscating somehow. And of course he's probably doing it at the behest of ORANGE MAN.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 09:44 PM (4ErVI)

257 Which one of you Morons told me Butterball Powerbottom was JPod instead of Tater?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (y7DUB)

258 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

[X] Not tired

Posted by: Miklos, now for dinner at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (zCyNd)

259 251 Sweet, now she's saying, "if Trump won't agree with my crazy fever dream, that proves he's a Russian agent."
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (TN1P5)

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Maddow is coming across like that idiot rapper who tried to get President Trump to notice him because he had some "sick" burns just waiting!

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (WEBkv)

260 Except Maddow is more butch.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (Hv3LR)

Madcow looks a lot like K.D. Lang, who is also a carpet muncher, and who is mad about cows. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (nPGq2)

261 Anyone make a Cryin' Aerosmith reference yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (brgv3)

262 I have to say the Downfall parody was disappointing. Too on-the-nose, no punchline.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (cePPf)

263 When ya gonna get that hat? I expect a complete and detailed report.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

-----
#two weeks till Ft. Worth

LOL - honestly. And, I can eat brisket on my low carb thing.

It's a great time to be alive!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (Y4EXg)

264 257 Which one of you Morons told me Butterball Powerbottom was JPod instead of Tater?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (y7DUB)
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Distinction without a difference, methinks.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:45 PM (WEBkv)

265 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

Is this for real?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (8wKjk)

266 The world has no idea of the things we do for love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgptvsHHYK4

Posted by: Michael Puttre at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (isGHK)

267 I approve of 'Conservamotism'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (Hk+Y0)

268 JS, saw Weir in Austin and NOLA past weekend. Austin was a great show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

269 236 I still can't not laugh at "butterball powerbottom".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:40 PM (Ct55T)

Jelly Donut Powerbottom?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:41 PM (NMAzL)

Fritter Tits?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:43 PM (Ct55T)

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Welp, I'll never eat apple fritters again. Thanks for that....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (8g9zh)

270 But what about the Dragons?
Posted by: Picric at March 25, 2019 09:44 PM (nonGu)


No match for The Gramercy Riffs.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (t+qrx)

271 265 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

Is this for real?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (8wKjk)

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I dunno, the man evidently has a spliff and or weed problem, so, may be suspect.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (WEBkv)

272 Time to get ready for a busy day.

Your Grace and nurse ratched, you have made the world a better place with your recent life choices. Well done.

And everyone else have a serene night. Maybe what we all need is more loving. Well, and gonzo morning-posting no extra blood sugar fierce ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

273 Let's just stipulate... STIPULATE, not admit... that Barr really is deep sixing some pertinent shit at Trump's behest...

Even still: whatever, lefties. Your rules. Welcome to our world from 2008-2016.

Dickheads.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (Ct55T)

274 >>Is this for real?

No, I'm just stoned.


Yes, it's real.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (/tuJf)

275 Hapless Ovoid, LOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (NMAzL)

276 When I let you.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

277 Cryboner is like schdenboner only different.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (0OmEj)

278 >>>You are so cool.


do you make mock of me?

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (PbpT7)

279 @thehill

#BREAKING: DeVos launches investigation into universities tied to college admissions scandal: report http://hill.cm/MoAnH6C

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:48 PM (cF8AT)

280 It would really f*ck with my enjoyment of all this schadenfreude if Ace starved to death this week.

Eat something, dude! You proved your point.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)

281 For the Chalice from the Palace has the Brew that is true.

And Trump is drinking from it, Sugar Tits.

Posted by: Don Q at March 25, 2019 09:48 PM (NgKpN)

282 I remember when I first heard "Back on the Chain Gang" on the radio. What a wonderful and magnificent song. It gave me goose bumps.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

283 Is Ace on a hunger strike until Pencil Neck cries "uncle"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (NMAzL)

284 https://www.gofundme.com/send-stelter-some-dunkin

Posted by: matt foley at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (ooU/6)

285 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border

*****************


My schadenboner has now gone back in time to win the swimmer event in the Summer Olympics against Tony Phelps.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (+dsLj)

286 280 It would really f*ck with my enjoyment of all this schadenfreude if Ace starved to death this week.

Eat something, dude! You proved your point.
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)

He has Eye of the Tiger running in his head over and over again.

Although, at this point, if he started punching raw slabs of beef, he would probably start gnawing on them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 09:50 PM (brgv3)

287 L-A-M-E-N-T-A-T-I-O-N-S

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at March 25, 2019 09:50 PM (MJQRs)

288 @thehill

#BREAKING: DeVos launches investigation into universities tied to college admissions scandal: report http://hill.cm/MoAnH6C
Posted by: Tami


Waste of time unless this leads to breaking the leftist stranglehold on public education. I suspect it won't go anywhere but bullshit settlements that will be broken in a year's time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:50 PM (Hk+Y0)

289 do you make mock of me?
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (PbpT7) '

Never ever. I really do think you are cool.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:50 PM (8wKjk)

290 I was that way about Brass in Pocket.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

291 I am sure others have posted this but I am going to end zone dance a little.

Avenattis coconspirator is - get this - Jussie Smollet and Colin Kaepernicks attorney.

Also DJTJr tweeted #MAGA Michael Avenatti Got Arrested!

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (ZfRYq)

292 #MAGA Michael Avenatti Got Arrested!
Oh yeah!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)

293 I'd guess only about 10% of these Treasonous Collusion Conspiracy Theorists will ever give up on it no matter what happens. There's just no downside/price for their keeping on being liberal nutjobs and the psychological need for their belief in the conspiracy theory still exists, so why give it up? Intellectual honesty? Engagement with reality? Can't be a progressive and value those sorts of things very highly.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (dYe5S)

294 How, exactly, is Maddow not the same if not worse than Alex Jones? He's a loon but not a deliberate liar. Maddow knows her conspiracy theories are bullshit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (P0yOt)

295 L-A-M-E-N-T-A-T-I-O-N-S
Posted by: Conan the Barbarian


Get ticket now to the smash hit musical ...

COOOONAAAAANNNNNHHHHH!~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (Hk+Y0)

296 Big girls don't cry-y-y.

Posted by: Frankie Vallie and the Four Seasons at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (FTlwv)

297 Oh my goodness gracious. Wait until these folks find out about the fact that, while they are screaming obstruction/conspiracy theories and criticizing Trump's crazy tweets about a dead Senator, the funding for the wall (from LAST YEARS Defense budget) is being spent to build the Wall, thus ensuring the reelection of DJT. And they can't do a thing to stop it.
Oh, and then they will find out that (IMO) the IG has been working to uncover all the FISA abuses and there are sealed incitements on THAT. It will be... hysterical. And I mean, not funny. THEY will be hysterical.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (LDV7V)

298 They don't cry!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (NMAzL)

299 The Democrat-Communists took their best shot. Now it's our turn.

Posted by: Cold Civil War -- The Warming at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (4Eo4+)

300 291 I am sure others have posted this but I am going to end zone dance a little.

Avenattis coconspirator is - get this - Jussie Smollet and Colin Kaepernicks attorney.

Also DJTJr tweeted #MAGA Michael Avenatti Got Arrested!
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (ZfRYq)


You know, it's healthier to spread out pleasure, so you can have some in all the months of your life. When it all arrives the same week, it's a little overwhelming. #JusticeForAvenatti

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (ed8K1)

301 69
if there even is an election in 2020 or just massive fraud and vote harvesting.
All quickly certified by states Attorneys bought and paid for by Soros

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (swldI)

302 Not to be a wet blanket with all the awesomeness dropping lately... but i really am a little worried that something horrible will happen this week.

Some nutter or group of nutters will do something desperate. If they can't win, they'll just smash.

Riots? Terrorism? Who the hell knows...

But I hope those who stay on alert for that sort of thing are on extra alert for the ensuing days...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (Ct55T)

303 LOL - that bit about Madcow saying that Mueller's going to indict him "after he leaves office". MUELLER IS DONE! He's going home! He doesn't have a job anymore!

Ferris Bueller has some advice for Rachel:

https://tinyurl.com/q3mt5an

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (V2Yro)

304 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border

*****************


My schadenboner has now gone back in time to win the swimmer event in the Summer Olympics against Tony Phelps.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (+dsLj)

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That'd be more impressive against Michael Phelps....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (8g9zh)

305 Oh, and then they will find out that (IMO) the IG
has been working to uncover all the FISA abuses and there are sealed
incitements on THAT. It will be... hysterical. And I mean, not funny.
THEY will be hysterical.


Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (LDV7V)

The FISA process needs to be halted until major revisions are made.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (NMAzL)

306 DeVos launches investigation into universities tied to college admissions scandal: report

*****************

Lori Loughlin's bitch of a daughter is a seriously disturbed and repugnant human being. Her mom could be going to the SLAMMER so she could get this ho, but it's HER life that's ruined.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (+dsLj)

307 Laminate the women!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

308 Gal's gotta keep her ratings up. With Maddow we'll never see the end of lunacy and Trump hate. What else does she have to talk about? (I started to say "what else does she have in her quiver?" but decided not to.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (tkNkP)

309 MILEY!!! I bet you had a lovely day!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

310 298 They don't cry!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:52 PM (NMAzL)

That's just an alibi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (brgv3)

311 You know, it's healthier to spread out pleasure, so
you can have some in all the months of your life. When it all arrives
the same week, it's a little overwhelming. #JusticeForAvenatti

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (ed8K1)

I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feeeeeel sooooo baaaad!
It takes a lot time to suck the pleasure juices out of this stuff.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (NMAzL)

312 294 How, exactly, is Maddow not the same if not worse than Alex Jones? He's a loon but not a deliberate liar. Maddow knows her conspiracy theories are bullshit.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (P0yOt)

Yeah, they are both real men!

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (8wKjk)

313 294 How, exactly, is Maddow not the same if not worse than Alex Jones? He's a loon but not a deliberate liar. Maddow knows her conspiracy theories are bullshit.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 09:51 PM (P0yOt)


Alex Jones is out there. He is marching to the beat of his own drummer. He is free.

Rachel Maddow has a job, and it's a grim slog. Her job is to save the Progressives from despair, and it has never been harder.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (ed8K1)

314 Hey Rachel! Walk like a man.

Posted by: Frankie Vallie and the Four Seasons at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (FTlwv)

315 182 I just realized I say "this calls for more vodka" about everything.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


well just about everything does...from colonoscopy prep to liberal tears.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (VcFUs)

316 Speaking of hos, saw this in a John Paul Watson vid:

"My boyfriend made me pizza and ate half of it. This is why women cook, it isn't because we belong in the kitchen, but because men will eat it all."

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (+dsLj)

317 MILEY!!! I bet you had a lovely day!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (TdMsT)

LADYL!!! I really did!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (NMAzL)

318 I didn't even know this was a thing going on...

@thehill

#BREAKING: Justice Dept sides with court ruling Obamacare unconstitutional http://hill.cm/PxF8k8D

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (cF8AT)

319 How much winning can we take?

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (9L2du)

320 That fella with the wedgie haircut needs one of them there Ace intervetions.

Posted by: Cuthbet the Witless at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (9dzlp)

321 Already been said for sure, but GnR Don't Cry is pretty great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (PUmDY)

322 i'm surprised garrett didn't 'pop in' with a song. he's usually on it, and on the money.
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (BoLk7)

I'm not garrett, but I will link you the ur-Cry song. Johnny Ray:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=g2wb31uFmiM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (nPGq2)

323 Does this actually count as the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (39g3+)

324 It takes a lot time to suck the pleasure juices out of this stuff.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:54 PM (NMAzL)


Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

325 Lori Loughlin's bitch of a daughter is a seriously disturbed and repugnant human being. Her mom could be going to the SLAMMER so she could get this ho, but it's HER life that's ruined.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (+dsLj)

Tree...apple

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (cF8AT)

326 "My boyfriend made me pizza and ate half of it. This is why women cook, it isn't because we belong in the kitchen, but because men will eat it all."

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:55 PM (+dsLj)

Maybe because he wanted to share a meal with you, you joyless harridan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

327 Jack Straw from Wichita

I'm way more Jerry than Bobby myself

And The reefer is fine, but don't eat the brown acid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (EZebt)

328 No Woman, No Cry works on a number of levels.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (/tuJf)

329 Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (NMAzL)

330 What's chances of a flaming skull when Ace finally eats something?

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (ed8K1)

331 Maddow hasn't been happy since her penis fell off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (4knXT)

332 I think a large component of Maddow, Matthews et al. being so visibly dejected is not so much the political loss...

It's the end of the gravy train. Seriously. Now they have to actually make content, instead of going to the same old well day after day, horking up the same half-digested codswallop night after night, and still getting good ratings (good enough, at any rate).

It's not political despair.

It's professional despair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (Ct55T)

333 Now I have Frankie Valli's shrill voice in my head. Thanks guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (brgv3)

334 327 Jack Straw from Wichita
I'm way more Jerry than Bobby myself
And The reefer is fine, but don't eat the brown acid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (EZebt)


What about Phil?

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (ed8K1)

335 >>>It's professional despair.
Boohoohoo!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (NMAzL)

336 I'm not garrett, but I will link you the ur-Cry song. Johnny Ray:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=g2wb31uFmiM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (nPGq2)

"Poor old Johnny Ray..."

Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Miklos Runners at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (zCyNd)

337 What's chances of a flaming skull when Ace finally eats something?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (ed8K1)


Check the sidebar, he's in danger of becoming hungry like the wolf. I guess that's a real thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

338 Think about it:

We finally got a real Atty. General
No Collusion, No Obstruction
Full Media Dumpster Fire
The Caliphate erased from the map
Tax Cuts kick in
Leading producer of energy in the world
Finally getting daylight on the Cockroach Coup
Avenatti and Geragos toast
Trump wins on immigration at SCOTUS
We Recognize Golan
Free Speech on Campus
Planned Parenthood cut
Senate to break nominee logjam
Trump wins on tariffs at Trade Court

That's a pretty good week.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (Ndje9)

339 332 I think a large component of Maddow, Matthews et al. being so visibly dejected is not so much the political loss...

It's the end of the gravy train. Seriously. Now they have to actually make content, instead of going to the same old well day after day, horking up the same half-digested codswallop night after night, and still getting good ratings (good enough, at any rate).

It's not political despair.

It's professional despair.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (Ct55T)

In a just world, these wastes of flesh would be relegated to cleaning the jackoff booths at porno theaters.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

340 332 I think a large component of Maddow, Matthews et al. being so visibly dejected is not so much the political loss...

It's the end of the gravy train. Seriously. Now they have to actually make content, instead of going to the same old well day after day, horking up the same half-digested codswallop night after night, and still getting good ratings (good enough, at any rate).

It's not political despair.

It's professional despair.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (Ct55T)


This was a very good post. Insightful. But "dejected" is much too poor an adjective for what I have seen on these sad, sad faces.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (ed8K1)

341 271 265 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

Is this for real?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (8wKjk)

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I dunno, the man evidently has a spliff and or weed problem, so, may be suspect.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (WEBkv)


Story to that effect up on CNN website

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (di1hb)

342 Israeli tanks rolling towards Gaza? Yes!!! Yes, yes, yes!!!

Do it, Bibi. PDT is behind you 100%. Any bitching and whining from Eurotrash will be stomped on. Not to mention that PDT 's own victory will suck a lot of air out of the Fake News atmosphere. They're too fragile to support two major stories at the same time.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (ebZss)

343 330 What's chances of a flaming skull when Ace finally eats something?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (ed8K1)

You know, we also did not get the smiling Ewok face this time. I added Humpbot, but it was lost in the tear that thread was on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (brgv3)

344 No, Cashew, don't cry.

Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (IR2bT)

345 327 Jack Straw from Wichita
I'm way more Jerry than Bobby myself
And The reefer is fine, but don't eat the brown acid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (EZebt)

What about Phil?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (ed8K1)

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Don't eat Phil, either.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (8g9zh)

346 #BREAKING: Justice Dept sides with court ruling Obamacare unconstitutional http://hill.cm/PxF8k8D

************

I can't take all this winning *cries*

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (+dsLj)

347 Now I have Frankie Valli's shrill voice in my head. Thanks guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Your welcome!

I'm ditching the Four Seasons sock.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (FTlwv)

348 341 271 265 BREAKING: The Pentagon has notified Congress that it has authorized the transfer of $1 billion to begin new wall construction along the US-Mexico border
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

Is this for real?
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (8wKjk)

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I dunno, the man evidently has a spliff and or weed problem, so, may be suspect.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 25, 2019 09:46 PM (WEBkv)

Story to that effect up on CNN website
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (di1hb)

JackStraw's drug problem made CNN? Holy shit!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

349 It sure would make me and a lot of people happy if Trump cut the dogs loose on these motherfvckers.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (K22Va)

350 307 Laminate the women!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

Makes it much more organized to get them in the binders!

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (0r1YL)

351 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

WSJ: Obama Admin Must Account for 'Abuse of Surveillance Powers'

http://tinyurl.com/y2u49a8z


Hmmm....wonder why he's tweeting this....

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (cF8AT)

352

You're not woman enough to take my woman

Posted by: Loretta Madcow at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (aKsyK)

353 What's chances of a flaming skull when Ace finally eats something?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:57 PM (ed8K1)

He's been eating. Where do you think those picked-clean skulls come from?

Posted by: Miklos, at the Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Endless Taco Bar at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (zCyNd)

354 What about Phil?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (ed8K1)

"Let Phil sing!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (EZebt)

355 My schadenboner has now gone back in time to win the swimmer event in the Summer Olympics against Tony Phelps.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (+dsLj)

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That'd be more impressive against Michael Phelps....

************

The perfect schadenboner comment and I get the fucking name wrong.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (+dsLj)

356 this has been posted and reposted all day, and I've watched it about 50 times; but I can't help myself!

Trump Peshwar Warrior - best video of the Day!

https://tinyurl.com/y4dwwgjd

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (V2Yro)

357 323
Does this actually count as the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 09:56 PM (39g3+)


She is just a manly-girl.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (MJQRs)

358 351 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago
WSJ: Obama Admin Must Account for 'Abuse of Surveillance Powers'
http://tinyurl.com/y2u49a8z
Hmmm....wonder why he's tweeting this....
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (cF8AT)


Yeah. It has a "Welcome to Chapter 2" vibe to it, doesn't it?

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (ed8K1)

359 Lucky Dude Crying Game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c813-SSdM2Q

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (/tuJf)

360 -
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My schadenboner has now gone back in time to win the swimmer event in the Summer Olympics against Tony Phelps.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 09:49 PM (+dsLj)



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That'd be more impressive against Michael Phelps....


Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2019 09:53 PM

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Carlo Pedersoli, aka the Right Hand of The Devil, could outswim those pussies on his worst day.

Posted by: irright at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (RVcmP)

361 In a just world, these wastes of flesh would be relegated to cleaning the jackoff booths at porno theaters.

that bitch maddow better not ruin my volunteer work!!

Posted by: !Shep! at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (dGvbW)

362 Stephanie Seymour was ridiculously hot.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (PUmDY)

363 Lulz, now her guest is repeating the fever dream that but for that bastard Barr, Mueller was going to indicte Trump AFTER he left office

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (TN1P5)

364 I CRIED AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-f3nNdiJg8

Posted by: WANDA JACKSON at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (iHsPU)

365 Also today:

The Court of International Trade rejected a challenge to Trump's steel tariffs.

DOJ sides with court ruling finding Obamacare unconstitutional.

Pentagon announces it authorized transfer of $1B to begin the Wall.

And Avenatti might be looking at 50 years of sweaty companionship.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (x2PE6)

366 In a just world, these wastes of flesh would be relegated to cleaning the jackoff booths at porno theaters.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

Are those even a thing any more with the internet?

Maybe some dudes do it for the sense of community.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (brgv3)

367 354 What about Phil?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 09:58 PM (ed8K1)

"Let Phil sing!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (EZebt)


He can now! He took lessons or something.

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (ed8K1)

368 It's the end of the gravy train. Seriously. Now they have to actually make content

Yeah, that's part of it. They were riding that Russia Collusion thing to great heights, relatively speaking. Now they have nothing, and what's worse, their viewers have the sneaking suspicion that it was all a lie all along. Its now a desperation grab to try to keep ratings and eyeballs.

But also, they really believed this crap. They honestly thought it was all true. You know why? Because they had special secret inside information being whispered to them by Top Men who claimed to have the proof and all of it was true.

Now they find out they've been taken for a ride. That hurts, its humiliating and frustrating and all their hopes have been dashed.

Basically Maddow and the rest are Al Capone's Vault all over again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (39g3+)

369 Make him stop!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 10:03 PM (PUmDY)

370 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)

371 Trump Tweeting a link to Briebart - WSJ article about Obummer owning up to the hoax.

Shit's gonna get real.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2019 10:03 PM (3H9h1)

372 Nice. Somebody done hoodooed the hoodoo man. Chicago.

http://tinyurl.com/y5eqncv2


Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 09:25 PM (K22Va)

I got to meet those guys when they played in Calgary in the '90's. Junior is gone now, RIP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 10:03 PM (nPGq2)

373 NOOD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 10:03 PM (Hk+Y0)

374 WSJ: Obama Admin Must Account for 'Abuse of Surveillance Powers'
http://tinyurl.com/y2u49a8z
Hmmm....wonder why he's tweeting this....

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Oh oh, I think read about this in a chapter from one of Trump's books titled Revenge is a Motherfucker Bitch.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 10:03 PM (+dsLj)

375 Dude, not even joking around here...

If this shitstorm actually does boomerang around and get Obama himself and the biggest of his cronies nailed to the wall for their perfidy, I will loose my everloving mind.

That might actually be the official end of the Democrat party as a viable entity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 10:04 PM (Ct55T)

376 Yeah. It has a "Welcome to Chapter 2" vibe to it, doesn't it?

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (ed8K1)

Very much!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 10:04 PM (cF8AT)

377 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

WSJ: Obama Admin Must Account for 'Abuse of Surveillance Powers'

http://tinyurl.com/y2u49a8z


Hmmm....wonder why he's tweeting this....
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 10:00 PM (cF8AT)


Probably concerned about possible fallout if that happens.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2019 10:04 PM (1g7ch)

378 Yeah. It has a "Welcome to Chapter 2" vibe to it, doesn't it?
Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2019 10:01 PM (ed8K1)

Avenatti getting arrested was the season finale.
We are now on the new season of the reality show Trump: The Winning

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 10:04 PM (dm05u)

379 Real men don't cry, Maddie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 10:04 PM (pUDQf)

380 365
Also today:



The Court of International Trade rejected a challenge to Trump's steel tariffs.



DOJ sides with court ruling finding Obamacare unconstitutional.



Pentagon announces it authorized transfer of $1B to begin the Wall.



And Avenatti might be looking at 50 years of sweaty companionship.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (x2PE6)


These are a few of my favorite things!

Posted by: Sound of Music at March 25, 2019 10:05 PM (MJQRs)

381


That Godley and Creme song is one of my all time favorites. The chiming thin guitar and overall melancholy of the plaintive chorus. Love it.

It was used on an episode of Miami Vice, perfect mood music.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 25, 2019 10:05 PM (z8c2c)

382 362 Stephanie Seymour was ridiculously hot.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (PUmDY)

This. Jane, though was the pinnacle in the day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 10:05 PM (brgv3)

383 Maybe some dudes do it for the sense of community.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 25, 2019 10:02 PM (brgv3)

Dude, phrasing! Ugh!!!

...

oh, sorry, you said community.

dang text-to-voice....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 10:05 PM (Ct55T)

384 Jackstraw from Wichita. Lets share some of yours, cuz we done shared all of mine. My old buddy that died. Glad to see your nic.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 10:05 PM (K22Va)

385 @358:

Most trial attorneys believe closing arguments are more important than opening statements because "last in time, first in mind." Chapter 2 come at a good time for Two Scoops.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 10:06 PM (P0yOt)

386 375 Dude, not even joking around here...

If this shitstorm actually does boomerang around and get Obama himself and the biggest of his cronies nailed to the wall for their perfidy, I will loose my everloving mind.

That might actually be the official end of the Democrat party as a viable entity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 10:04 PM (Ct55T


I'll believe it when I see it. I feel like someone might get the old toss under the bus because Hillary or Obama won't go down for this. But maybe that's a fever dream from my two day erection.

It would be amazing if one of them turned on the other.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 10:06 PM (pUDQf)

387 Laura Ingraham-"The Reckoning" - Nice.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 10:06 PM (RBOtF)

388 Strong Cashews also cry, Mr. Lebowski.

Strong Cashews also cry.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 10:11 PM (iHsPU)

389 ==But also, they really believed this crap. They honestly thought it was all true. You know why? Because they had special secret inside information being whispered to them by Top Men who claimed to have the proof and all of it was true. ==

You are so right. Even now do they realize they were being used the whole time?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 25, 2019 10:11 PM (tkNkP)

390 Maddow impersonation of Roseanne Roseannadanna

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 25, 2019 10:14 PM (e8kgV)

391 Even now do they realize they were being used the whole time?

You know what a reporter who gets fed lies and humilated like this is supposed to do, what they always used to do?

BURN THE SOURCES

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 10:16 PM (39g3+)

392 Wonderful song Ace. That's why I love this place. Always something new and delightful.

Posted by: Nick Danger,Third Eye at March 25, 2019 10:29 PM (c1JKE)

393 Give Rachel something to really cry about; Lock up Hillary.

Posted by: Mongo at March 25, 2019 10:41 PM (BD7Qt)

394 I wonder how long this can go long, the denial phase of the maddows, I mean? At what point do they end it? What has to happen for them to accept reality? I'm guessing when their ratings begin to sharply decline.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 25, 2019 10:53 PM (RfnqA)

395 They need to segue from *Resistance to *Desistance. In other words, just stop.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 25, 2019 10:56 PM (RfnqA)

396 For dems, this summer is going to look like Russian winter.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 25, 2019 11:32 PM (RIS4Y)

397 289 do you make mock of me?
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 09:47 PM (PbpT7)

Tennis balls, my liege...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 26, 2019 12:39 AM (OkKDg)

398 glen greenwalt on tucker carlson and democracy now rips media a new as* hole!

Posted by: raimondo at March 26, 2019 04:39 AM (aYfM7)

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