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Best Week Ever.
Best Month Ever.
Best Year Ever.

CNN complains that Tucker Carlson's wonderful gesture of sending Brian "Butterball Powerbottom" Stelter a dozen jelly donuts is "fat shaming."

Wait -- fat shaming? I don't understand. In all the pictures from seven this journalist uses to represent himself, he's only mildly overweight, not obese.

So how could this be fat shaming?

CNN's Chief Media Correspondent Brian Stelter recently received a scrumptious box of jelly donuts from Dunkin' Donuts from Fox News primetime host Tucker Carlson. Still no thank you. But "sources in the CNN camp" told the New York Post‘s Page Six that they believed Carlson’s gift was an act of "fat-shaming."


...

"Such bitches," remarked a Mirror spy observing the situation. "He gets a dozen free donuts and somehow he's the victim?"

Stelter, who has ballooned a little in recent years (but certainly not back to his post-200 pound weight), blew off The Mirror's request for comment Friday....

"Nobody plays the victim card better," noted a longtime media industry insider. "He can, without evidence, repeatedly question Trump's mental health but can’t handle receiving a box of donuts."

Yeah, and on that point: Brian "Fat Joker" Stelter is now chiding the media about indulging in too much speculation.

Which media could he mean? People other than himself?

Check out the Mark Dice parody of Brian "Tater" Stelter. Dice is subbing the voice but these are Little Brian Bigbottom's real words.

He repeatedly speculates -- nay, accuses -- the president of being mentally unfit, of having an "illness," of being an agent of Russia.

Which media, exactly, does he think he's in a position to criticize for their indulgence of speculation, conspiracy theories, fact-free allegations, and blurring the already very blurred (largely by people like Tater) line between reporting and opinion early-days-of-blogging-straight-up-ranting?

I'd like him to name names as to who he thinks is a less responsible "journalist" on cable news -- or at CNN in particular. I don't know who's more irresponsible and conspiracy-peddling between him and Don Lemon.

Thanks to Tami.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:57 PM




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1 Jesus.. that guy is a freak.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

2 Oh and first!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

3 Never. Not. Funny.


Best Vid Ever!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (iHsPU)

4 The insult was that there was ONLY a dozen donuts in the box.

Tater eats twice that many at a sitting, and everyone knows it.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Are we still on, Brian?

Posted by: Diabetes 2 at March 25, 2019 07:01 PM (PbpT7)

6 Other than being a chubby idiot who'll read whatever is put in front of him, what else does Tater know how to do?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

7 ...well, why did tucker send him donuts?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (GBteo)

8 Has anyone mentioned Trump was paling around with a Russian in the Oval office today ?

Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (RZ6R1)

9 >>>3 Never. Not. Funny.


Best Vid Ever!

...

halfway through he gets into some real Conspiracy Theory, Rachel Maddow level shit.

AND HE'S LECTURING?!

ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT?!!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

10 Besides eat donuts, I mean.

The guy's clearly got a gift.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

11 The face of unbridled flab.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (Vgw1E)

12 Woof. Even dubbed I can only take so much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (Hk+Y0)

13 mockery and sunlight - the more of both, the better for all

Posted by: bored383 at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (zJ4nO)

14 He's not fat.

He has a thyroid condition.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (gCzjH)

15 WTF is up with that pink lipstick?

Posted by: CN at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (U7k5w)

16 >>>7 ...well, why did tucker send him donuts?

It was a beautiful gesture to someone who seems like he would not be adverse to a donut or 12.

Why make this bad? It's a wonderful wonderful thing.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

17 7
...well, why did tucker send him donuts?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (GBteo)

Because he is a fat sham according to CNN.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)

18 Are his lips naturally that color or does he buy Cocksucker Red?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (gQmKR)

19 Paramedics were called when Brian Stelter was found in his office, covered in powdered sugar and spatters of jelly, having eaten the entire box in five minutes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (39g3+)

20 Dude - Jack Straw

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (4e+hS)

21 He probably looked exactly the same as a kid. Hairline included.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (xPJvm)

22 7
...well, why did tucker send him donuts?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (GBteo)

---
He wanted to help Stelter play to his strengths, namely donut eating.

'Cause it sure as hell isn't reporting.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

23 Lace toupees.

Posted by: Lace Toupees at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)

24 Speculation is ok as long as it makes Trump and the R's look bad. -MSM

Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (MAstk)

25 Zero point zero chance that dude is under 200lbs.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (anwal)

26 Not fat.
Mom says I'm big boned

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (8ikIW)

27 I knew wingnuts were Nazis. Dunkin' Donuts and the Nazi connection makes this obvious.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (B3kya)

28 Tater prefers eclairs. Not sure why.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (pUDQf)

29 Was it the strawberry jam in the donuts that made his lips so red?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (JgA4k)

30 well, why did tucker send him donuts?

Either mocking him for being a disgusting fatbody, as Gunny Hartman would put it, or as a gesture of goodwill since there's been a low-level feud between them. Tucker called him a "eunuch" once, which I thought was a great line. A nutless guardian of the palace whores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

31 We don't need to fat shame Jerry Nadler. He's shamed himself beyond our power to add or detract.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)

32 >>why did tucker send him donuts?

I once killed a guy with Bagels.

Took about 18 months.

But, he eventually had a heart attack and died.

He couldn't say no to a Free Bagel and he was never anywhere to be found when it was his day to buy Coffee and Breakfast.

So. His bagel came with extra butter and extra cream cheese.
Accidentally.

Every day.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (iHsPU)

33 Despite ceasefire reports, strikes and rockets continue
Rockets were fired at Sderot long after a ceasefire was supposed to go into effect; IDF continued striking Hamas targets in Gaza; Earlier, militants fired heavy barrage after 9pm, Sderot home suffered direct hit, no injuries; Palestinian reports of Egyptian brokered ceasefire unconfirmed.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (bim/x)

34 Not the best week ever yet.

I am still waiting on my handy from Nanny Pelosi while I read the U. S. Constitution to her.

She likes it rough.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (Z+IKu)

35 Stelter, who has ballooned a little in recent years (but certainly not back to his post-200 pound weight), blew off The Mirror's request for comment Friday....


Brian Round Head Tater Tot. How tall is he? 4'11"?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (SAhpk)

36 When fascism comes to America, it will have a selection of powdered sugar, glazed and chocolate covered with sprinkles (mmmm....sprinkles).

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

37 What? Tucker not showing a former colleague, me, any love with delicious fried dough? Well for my first article of the webzine/newsletter/listserv or whatever Steveo and I are calling it this week, we will take Tucker to task! Tsk Tsk, this is not of good "(((conservative)))" manners. I learned to tsk tsk at NRO, quite well with Rich and the boys.

Now back to my couch and dogs....

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (s70eN)

38 >>>20 Dude - Jack Straw

even jack straw on White Zombie kush would not get the munchies as bad as Brian Stelter after doing some Light Typing Cardio.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (PbpT7)

39 Zero point zero chance that dude is under 200lbs.

I'm over 200 pounds and I am slender compared to him. Unless he's a midget he's pushing 300.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)

40 Reporters lied

Dems 2020 died.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (RZeKZ)

41 You just know he ate them all, after he fucked them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (+/tGa)

42 Is Ace giddy?

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (786Ro)

43 When Brian Stelter smiles, mothers hold their children closer.

Posted by: Bif at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (KjAFR)

44 Pompeo at AIPAC: Anti-Zionism IS anti-Semitism
Secretary of State: The US stands with the Jewish people and Israel in their fight against the world's oldest form of bigotry.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (bim/x)

45 >>halfway through he gets into some real Conspiracy Theory, Rachel Maddow level shit.


The Voiceover is absolutely perfect.
I laugh until I cry. Every time.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (iHsPU)

46 42 maybe, but starving as well

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (BbGew)

47 You have to admit, it's pretty crafty of Tater to reverse psychology into a lifetime supply of free donuts.

I mean right? The only thing to do now is send more donuts

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (TN1P5)

48 It's not fat shaming, it's delicious!

Posted by: Tater "Brian" Stelter at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (tVQUs)

49

He ought to wear a Fedora for that Max Boot look.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (aKsyK)

50 Tater should have stuck to blogging.
He does not have a face for tv.

Sorry, but no matter how many times he insist "the camera adds 50 pounds!" his appearance is a mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (W+vEI)

51 fatty gonna fat

Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (nFwvY)

52 So the Mirror thinks Stetler is not over 200 lbs.?

I asked the internet and it said that Stetler is 1.83 m tall. Of course the internet answered in Fag Inches. That's six feet to real people.

So that probably means that he's really 5'9". A five nine guy built like that weighs well over a deuce.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (fuK7c)

53 42 Is Ace giddy?
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 07:06 PM (786Ro)


Let's hope it's not a contact high because that leads to munchies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (pUDQf)

54 The Mueller report has started Tater on a rapid swell curve.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (JgA4k)

55 Don Lemon is filled with creamy custard.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

56 >>>
The Voiceover is absolutely perfect.
I laugh until I cry. Every time.

good man. I do this voice a lot in my house.

The president... is LY-ing... he's making up all these conspiracy theories... it's getting WOOrse...

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

57 Might as well make it 21 days, ace.

Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (IR2bT)

58 Despite ceasefire reports, strikes and rockets continue
Rockets were fired at Sderot long after a ceasefire was supposed to go into effect; IDF continued striking Hamas targets in Gaza; Earlier, militants fired heavy barrage after 9pm, Sderot home suffered direct hit, no injuries; Palestinian reports of Egyptian brokered ceasefire unconfirmed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Pick a section of Gaza that faces an Israeli wall. Level the first block of homes.

Next rocket? Level the second block back.
Third rocket? Third block. Rinse, repeat until you are two miles deep.

Then pick another section.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (SAhpk)

59 So, "sources in the CNN camp" can call him fat, but Tucker can't infer (imply?) it?

They really savor the victimhood. That's why he uses the old pic. People comment on it constantly.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (f8ilN)

60 >>When Brian Stelter smiles, mothers hold their children closer.


Look, a blue meanie, mommy!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (W+vEI)

61 Rep stevie mot cohen is another sniveling cock sucker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (bim/x)

62 I don't know what a "post-200 pound weight" would be.Maybe pounds means something else in England, or wherever.Do you wonder a little what the hell they were really trying to say here?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (8ZmvG)

63 Speaking of tubby ass losers, after the last few days, has anyone checked Jonuh Goldbergs garage to see if he's in there with the car running?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (+/tGa)

64 >>>42 Is Ace giddy?

slightly

but it's been a good few days

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

65 The only one we know for sure who is ashamed of Tater's fatness is Tater.

He's the one that chose an older, thinner picture of himself. If he was proud of his fatness he'd use a recent picture for his twitter profile.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (jUVms)

66 Now it would be really funny if the chocolate eclairs were stuffed with Exlax.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (JgA4k)

67 Reporters lied.

Dems 2020 died.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (RZeKZ)

68 New Mantra: CNN Chants Report 'Does Not Exonerate' 120 Times in a Day
https://is.gd/RiRgjS

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (4e+hS)

69 Duh. Avenatti is a less responsible journalist.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (u3Zau)

70 Is Stelter wearing lipstick in that video?

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

71 I'd like to feed Mark Levin some Pot Gummy Bears and make him watch this video on LiveFeed.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (iHsPU)

72 The Mueller report should come with a warning label.

'May cause depression eating and smug disconnection from reality.'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:09 PM (pUDQf)

73 So that probably means that he's really 5'9". A five nine guy built like that weighs well over a deuce.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


A six foot tall dude weighs over two hundred looking like him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (SAhpk)

74 But she clearly meant every damn word she said, and it's clear she believes that celebrities are above the laws of God and man, like... well, rather like an aristocracy of Satan-sworn vampires, really, entitled by their status to prey upon mere humans.

There's a scene in Bullets Over Broadway where Woody Allen of all people mocks this attitude. "An artist creates his own moral universe" Rob Reiner bloviates, while cheating with every woman in town.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

75 So the Mirror thinks Stetler is not over 200 lbs.?

....

Only if he's 5' 3".

Tater got back.

Posted by: Sir Clings-A-Lot at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (gCzjH)

76 I like the way Tucker pronounces Don Lay mon'

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (K22Va)

77 62
I don't know what a "post-200 pound weight" would be.Maybe pounds means
something else in England, or wherever.Do you wonder a little what the
hell they were really trying to say here?


Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (8ZmvG)

---
I thought the Brits used odd terms like "stone."

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

78 fat shaming. yeah you're the victim, not my eyes. or nose. or the chair.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (nFwvY)

79 Now it would be really funny if the chocolate eclairs were stuffed with Exlax.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


And an expectorant.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (SAhpk)

80 I'm 5'9", no way he's south of 200. If he does live spots, I'll sponsor kids to throw donuts at him.

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 07:11 PM (OQO3S)

81 Pick a section of Gaza that faces an Israeli wall. Level the first block of homes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (SAhpk)

And use artillery. It's cheap and safe. No planes or helicopters firing expensive ordnance and risking crashes.

Make it a nice rotating duty. With pizza and beer afterwards!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:11 PM (wYseH)

82 Everyone should send Tater a sleeve of those stale, powdered sugar donuts they sell at 7-11

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 07:11 PM (Egjjp)

83 if the mirror is implying he is less than 200, they're INSANE.

Good lord, I can get up to 190 if i'm super-sloppy and piggish and I look nothing like him, even at that weight.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

84 Yeah 5'9 isn't real tall but still, he's over 220 at least. And he doesn't carry it well. Some guys can carry their weight well so it doesn't look as bad (James Gandolfini, for example) but he gets it in his face and it just doesn't work.

Honestly I am confused why CNN keeps all these halfass people on the payroll. They have such a cast of losers and human detritus its puzzling to me. I get Chris Cuomo, that's probably some kinda Cuomo family political pressure but the rest???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

85 63
Speaking of tubby ass losers, after the last few days, has anyone
checked Jonuh Goldbergs garage to see if he's in there with the car
running?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 07:08 PM (+/tGa)

---
I keep telling him to make sure the car is warmed up, but every time I come back, he's raised the door again.

Posted by: Mrs. Jonah Goldberg at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)

86 >>Pick a section of Gaza that faces an Israeli wall.


Now. Pick a single building.

OK. Got one?

Good.

Now. Destroy everything else.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (iHsPU)

87 So that probably means that he's really 5'9". A five nine guy built like that weighs well over a deuce.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (fuK7c)


I'm 5'9" and 200, both, on the dot. There's no way Tater is. One of us is lying.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

88 Brian Stelter is at that range of weight where you refer to it by currency units.

He looks like two and a half bills to me. Maybe two buck sixty.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

89 Everyone should send Tater a sleeve of those stale, powdered sugar donuts they sell at 7-11

...

Donettes.

Posted by: Sir Clings-A-Lot at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (gCzjH)

90
Pick a section of Gaza that faces an Israeli wall. Level the first block of homes.

Next rocket? Level the second block back.
Third rocket? Third block. Rinse, repeat until you are two miles deep.

Then pick another section.
Posted by: rickb223

Each rocket, move the wall a 1/4 mi. Eventually youvreach Jordan or thecsea

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (OQO3S)

91 Everyone should send Tater a sleeve of those stale, powdered sugar donuts they sell at 7-11

"you heartless bastards" he said, as he slid another whole package into his throat like a baby bird.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (39g3+)

92 "Post 200 lb. Weight" ??


Hes been post 200 for awhile. Or he's 4 foot 2

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (VndrZ)

93 oh man if people just started sending him donuts...

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

94 I'm just checking in to be sure there's no dumbass shaming going on here.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (hjaPQ)

95 In Stetler's defense, Ace.

He's a potato.

It's physically impossible for him to go low carb.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (iHsPU)

96 How many times was avenatti on CNN?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (bim/x)

97 has anyone yet noted that the DUP (northern irish conservative) leader accused Theresa May of the most shameful surrender of British territory since Singapore in 1942?

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (8erNz)

98 > "
Now it would be really funny if the chocolate eclairs were stuffed with Ex-lax."--

Posted by: N. L. Lurker

Unless you were standing next to him when the Ex-lax took effect.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (hLcxo)

99 Honestly I am confused why CNN keeps all these
halfass people on the payroll. They have such a cast of losers and
human detritus its puzzling to me. I get Chris Cuomo, that's probably
some kinda Cuomo family political pressure but the rest???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

---
Being completely amoral and also shamelessly compliant is actually a pretty selective skillset. Those who have it are rightly prized.

In former ages, savvy eunuchs were highly valued as well.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)

100 fat drunk and stupid....

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (JFO2v)

101 >>>96 How many times was avenatti on CNN?


i don't know the total but Brent Bozell said 74 times in just a two month period.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

102 Tater is prolly closer to 250.

Yeeesh. Those poor jelly donuts......

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (PkVlr)

103 97
has anyone yet noted that the DUP (northern irish conservative) leader
accused Theresa May of the most shameful surrender of British territory
since Singapore in 1942?

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (8erNz)

---Ouch.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

104 >>Yeah, and on that point: Brian "Fat Joker" Stelter is now chiding the media about indulging in a little too much speculation,


Says the guy who speculated that the reason Melania hadn't been seen publicly in weeks might be because Trump had beaten her and her bruises/injuries were visible.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (W+vEI)

105 oh man if people just started sending him donuts...

I'm gonna do it!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (dUJdY)

106 And heck I wouldn't mind if he was a 300 pound toad, if he wasn't a demented idiot filled with leftist twaddle and so incompetent as a journalist. The man is about as professional as Biz Markee as a singer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)

107 Everyone should send Tater a sleeve of those stale, powdered sugar donuts they sell at 7-11


.....

Oh please send me that white, powdery substance in the mail. Please!

Posted by: Tater at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (gCzjH)

108 How many times was avenatti on CNN?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (bim/x)

-----------------------

Over 100.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (ffYR/)

109 I bet Brian prefers that the doctor give his weight in Stones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (pUDQf)

110 The man is about as professional as Biz Markee as a singer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)


Oh you take that back.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (t+qrx)

111 Krispy Kreme now has a checkered, National Socialist past. Sort of.

So far, the only thing we've got on Dunkin' is the cops eating there.
Bet you Tucker will re-think his supplier before the next dozen.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (8ZmvG)

112 Florida Man has your daughter's high school's draggin wagon.

https://tinyurl.com/y5yc4qmb

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (8erNz)

113 >>>And heck I wouldn't mind if he was a 300 pound toad

a full three bills? I dunno. Maybe two buck eighty cent.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

114 WTF is up with that pink lipstick?
Posted by: CN


The guy dubbing his voice just photoshopped it for clickbait, as the kids say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 07:16 PM (Hk+Y0)

115 >>oh man if people just started sending him donuts...


I did this to Giulianni's fat kid at Yankee Stadium.

The entire section caught on to it, and it got out of hand.

At one point, he was sitting in what could loosely be described as a Hot Dog Fort with a Cotton Candy Mountain in the seat nest to him.

They had to leave before th 5th inning was over.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:16 PM (iHsPU)

116 In fairness to Bri Bri, I think the bald head makes him look fatter. Instead of whining about fat shaming, maybe he should just get a toupe.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2019 07:16 PM (+lVUW)

117 Lace toupees.

Posted by: Lace Toupees at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)


Croc Boots

Posted by: Croc Boots at March 25, 2019 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

118 A hard brexit will.domwonders for Irish unity, both sides will be making so much coin running tac free contraband both ways across that border they won't have time to remember old grudges

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 07:16 PM (OQO3S)

119 I'm not watching the damn things, but if some brave soul wants to, there are clips of Avenatti appearing on Tater's show. Gotta be some gold in there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 07:16 PM (anwal)

120


People,
People who need people,
Are the luckiest people in the world
We're children, needing other children
And yet letting a grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside
Acting more like children than children

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (aKsyK)

121 That voiceover was so funny I was holding back tears beyond the 1 minute mark.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (tVQUs)

122 I am gonna take this opportunity to suggest that people call/text/email etc their airport and request that they take CNN off the monitors. Thousands of people read this blog every day, more than ten thousand at least on some days. I haven't seen the data lately. Contact your local airport, get people you know to do so. Maybe we can get them to kill that market.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (39g3+)

123 It is most delicious to see the people cheering "no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute" now explaining ""but Mueller is not a reasonable prosecutor!"

That bed, you made it.

And every torpedo you've launched at Trump has circled back to you.
Every one.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (TN1P5)

124 Why do these TV people still wear suits?

The style nowadays is a nice stained wife beater with a kollege you didn't attend hat backwards on your head, dirty shorts and crocs.

It's 2019 for crying out loud.

Suits are so 1950's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (Z+IKu)

125 Brian The Human Hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (VaN/j)

126 I'm 5'9" and 200, both, on the dot. There's no way Tater is. One of us is lying.

Posted by: hogmartin



Really? I thought you had a lean and hungry look.

I'm six foot plus and I long to get back to 200 and I don't have a swollen tater head like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

127
43 minutes until Junior is on with Tucker

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (uoqdk)

128 I can see it now as Stelter rants and rages over the donuts...

Techies on the set: "Um... OK... You're upset... But are you gonna eat those?"

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (gpZas)

129 Incompetent, insane, malicious, and yet still oppressed by the Patriarchy. That's our Tater.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (0QYMt)

130 106
And heck I wouldn't mind if he was a 300 pound toad, if he wasn't a
demented idiot filled with leftist twaddle and so incompetent as a
journalist. The man is about as professional as Biz Markee as a singer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)

---
Jack Germond was rather rotund, but at least interesting.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

131 I need a good snarky note to go along with my shipment of donuts.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (dUJdY)

132 I'm all about that bass.

The boys like a little more booty to hold at night.

Posted by: Tater at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (gCzjH)

133 Tater's 250, 45 percent body fat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (JgA4k)

134 90


Pick a section of Gaza that faces an Israeli wall. Level the first block of homes.



Next rocket? Level the second block back.

Third rocket? Third block. Rinse, repeat until you are two miles deep.



Then pick another section.

Posted by: rickb223



Each rocket, move the wall a 1/4 mi. Eventually youvreach Jordan or thecsea

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 07:13 PM (OQO3S)

THIS. The Palis want violence? Haven't they learned anything in the last 40+ years? The Israelis do not take any sh*t from them.Back them up to Jordan? The Jordanians don't want them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (D3cJf)

135 I bet Brian prefers that the doctor give his weight in Stones.


"You weight 4.2 Mick Jaggers"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (fuK7c)

136 Techies on the set: "Um... OK... You're upset... But are you gonna eat those?"

Good way to lose a hand, reaching for a donut around that guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (39g3+)

137 I don't have a swollen tater head like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

Checked a mirror lately?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (wYseH)

138 99 Honestly I am confused why CNN keeps all these
halfass people on the payroll. They have such a cast of losers and
human detritus its puzzling to me. I get Chris Cuomo, that's probably
some kinda Cuomo family political pressure but the rest???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

---
Being completely amoral and also shamelessly compliant is actually a pretty selective skillset. Those who have it are rightly prized.

In former ages, savvy eunuchs were highly valued as well.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)
_______

Well, it's gone out of style to display lunatics in public, so CNN had to take up the slack. It's nothing but a freak show.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (VaN/j)

139 He couldn't say no to a Free Bagel and he was never anywhere to be found when it was his day to buy Coffee and Breakfast.

So. His bagel came with extra butter and extra cream cheese.
Accidentally.

Every day.

Posted by: garrett


I've worked with people like that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (+lVUW)

140 Am I nuts or does Stelter look like the dumb sidekick of a mad scientist super villain?

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (gpZas)

141 >>>131 I need a good snarky note to go along with my shipment of donuts.


i wouldn't make it snarky. I'd lay it on thick about this being a gesture of mutual respect with hopes it could change the discourse.

maybe ask him to eat some of you donuts on air as a show of unity!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

142 Man.

I can't get enough of the first Naked Eyes album, today. Not the first track so much as it is throughly fucked out.

But the rest of it is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:20 PM (iHsPU)

143 "has anyone checked Jonuh Goldbergs garage to see if he's in there with the car running? "

I'm OK really.

Posted by: Jonuh sitting in his garage in a Tesla waiting for the end at March 25, 2019 07:20 PM (UdKB7)

144 Stelter, who has ballooned a little in recent years

I prefer to refer to it as Michelining.

Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 25, 2019 07:20 PM (EgshT)

145 And every torpedo you've launched at Trump has circled back to you.
Every one.


"You arrogant ass, you've killed us!!"
--Andrei Amalric in Hunt for the Red October

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:20 PM (39g3+)

146 Why make this bad? It's a wonderful wonderful thing.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

Well, duh! They were Dunkin' Donuts! That's too, you know, plebian. Only artisanal doughnuts whisk pass those blubbery lips.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 07:20 PM (0QYMt)

147 >>>Tater's 250, 45 percent body fat.

I think higher, honestly.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

148
Nah Tater is pure soy-based cellulite, "lite" being the key word, as in foam.

He doesn't weigh that much.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (uoqdk)

149 Man Fat Boy tater looks really creepy in that lipstick. yikes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (0rsWa)

150 I am gonna take this opportunity to suggest that people call/text/email etc their airport and request that they take CNN off the monitors.

CNN pays the airports and provides the monitors.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (lD3vL)

151 So, is fat shaming better or worse than #learn to code?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (+lVUW)

152 Yeah good luck with that. Fat shaming the ever increasing belt loop positioning of the never trumper's glutinous clan would take more effort than Operation Overlord...otherwise they would be a thin as Don Knotts by now.

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (32YRo)

153 131 I need a good snarky note to go along with my shipment of donuts.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (dUJdY)

Dear Tater,

Unlike the Mueller report, there's actually something in here for you.

Thanks for all the laughs,
Teh Horde

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (pUDQf)

154 He doesn't weigh that much.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:21 PM (uoqdk)


The Insufferable Lightness of Tater.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)

155 Fuck it. I am watching that vid again.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (iHsPU)

156 Levin was just tearing into Tater and said:

"After this, there will be more eyes watching airport radar than CNN . . . "

That's a great line.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (now3g)

157 lol.. good idea ace. I will work on my composition tomorrow and get those bad boys sent.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (dUJdY)

158 135
"You weight 4.2 Mick Jaggers"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (fuK7c)


That dude is like 70 and he still has the body of a skinny teenager.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

159 Checked a mirror lately?


Yes. My mirror is kind. It shows me what people used to see in me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (fuK7c)

160 I thought people were proud of their fat nowadays. I can't keep up.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

161 I picked a bad week to get suspended on Twitter. So many idiots that need dunking on.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (2yngH)

162 That dude is like 70 and he still has the body of a skinny teenager.
Posted by: rickl


Heroin tends to keep you lean.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (SAhpk)

163 I am curious what being cleared by Mueller does for Trump in terms of his political standing with voters in 2020.

I thought for sure Mueller would just leave a stink bomb with "open questions" and then ride off, but he essentially cleared him of everything.

I just assumed this was always about Team Red vs Team Blue, with no one in the middle, but I do know some "squishes" up for grabs that really bought into this being a real thing.

I would think it gives Trump a 5% or so bounce.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (UfkIY)

164 pixy, what was their pretext for suspending you?

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

165 say is there a twitter icon for donuts?!?!!

we can send him virtual donuts if so

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

166
I bet Brian prefers that the doctor give his weight in Stones.

How many hands high is he?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (aKsyK)

167 Checked a mirror lately?

----

I'm pretty sure someone has sneaked into my house and replaced all my mirrors with pictures of my grandfather.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (gpZas)

168 Yes. My mirror is kind. It shows me what people used to see in me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (fuK7c)

I have one of those Fun House skinny mirrors. makes me taller too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (0rsWa)

169 Whoa. Pixy sighting.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (SAhpk)

170 156 Levin was just tearing into Tater and said:

"After this, there will be more eyes watching airport radar than CNN . . . "

That's a great line.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (now3g)


That's actually a good idea. Put the radar on the big screen TVs instead of CNN.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

171 Learn to code, naturally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (pUDQf)

172 Tater's just mad it's only a dozen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

173 say is there a twitter icon for donuts?!?!!

we can send him virtual donuts if so
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)


🍩

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (t+qrx)

174 I called someone an "exceptionally retarded bowl of cold oatmeal".

https://ai.mee.nu/images/Suspended.PNG

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (2yngH)

175 It shows me what people used to see in me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (fuK7c)

Nice....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (wYseH)

176 whooo!!!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

177 You weight 4.2 Mick Jaggers"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:19 PM (fuK7c)

That dude is like 70 and he still has the body of a skinny teenager.
Posted by: rickl

Hard to distinguish which h drug did that

Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (OQO3S)

178 the mirror makes my head look really big though.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (0rsWa)

179 I would like people who weren't in on the joke to know that JackStraw is, in fact, not a pot head at all.




He's a crack whore.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (NLLmE)

180 36 When fascism comes to America, it will have a selection of powdered sugar, glazed and chocolate covered with sprinkles (mmmm....sprinkles).
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd


What the hell? No jelly filled or Bavarian cream filled?
And don't try to tell me that those aren't doughnuts. They are made of doughnut material, so doughnuts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (+lVUW)

181 Potato donuts. That's what you send Stelter. Tater donuts.

https://newengland.com/today/food/breakfast-brunch/
donuts/maine-potato-doughnuts/

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)

182 I need a good snarky note to go along with my shipment of donuts.

Sorry. Couldn't send a milkbox. Thinking of you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (Egjjp)

183 It's a little depressing drinking an overpriced beer at the airport and watching CNN.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (JgA4k)

184 WHOOP, WHOOP~!

@TomFitton 2h

BREAKING: After Obama WH official Ben Rhodes seems to defy court order to answer written questions, federal court judge authorizes @JudicialWatch to question/depose him in person on Benghazi and Hillary Clinton emails.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (Hk+Y0)

185 pixy, what was their pretext for suspending you?

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7

---------

He Learned To Code.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (dHOEq)

186 At work they all pretend to respect me.

But I hear the names the production crew call me in the break room when they think I'm not listening, Staypuff, Grimace, Weeble-Wobble. It hurts guys, it really hurts.

But the longjohns and bear claws don't judge. They love me for who I am.

Posted by: Tater at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (gCzjH)

187 I'm one of those total assholes who prefers plain cake donuts.

...Mostly because it makes people mad.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (gpZas)

188 Ace, since you are trolling the comments, did you know that Brie Larson, Queen of the Assless Scolds, directed a movie in 2017 called "Unicorn Store", which was as terrible as it sounds?

Trailer on FirstShowing dot net here:

http://tinyurl.com/I-have-no-ass

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (now3g)

189 174 I called someone an "exceptionally retarded bowl of cold oatmeal".

https://ai.mee.nu/images/Suspended.PNG
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (2yngH)

No one puts down like the horde puts down. Not even close.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (pUDQf)

190 >>I am curious what being cleared by Mueller does for Trump in terms of his political standing with voters in 2020.


Trump's unleashed.
I expect things to get sporty.
He'll be punching back twice as hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (W+vEI)

191 >>174 I called someone an "exceptionally retarded bowl of cold oatmeal".

https://ai.mee.nu/images/Suspended.PNG
Posted by: Pixy Misa

i got banned for 'mongoloid" even though I didn't call anybody that. I was doing that joke about "The Expert" seeing all conservatives as cousin-humping mongoloids.

They didn't care that this was not directed at anybody.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (PbpT7)

192 One small room. Tater and Ana Navarro. One box of donuts.
Who survives?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (JgA4k)

193 If that clown is less than 200 lbs, I'll eat my hat.

His head is 80.

His chin is 35.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (OE84+)

194 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (+lVUW)

Bavarian cream? That's a tell right there.Pastry Nazi.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (0QYMt)

195 I thought people were proud of their fat nowadays. I can't keep up.
Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:22 PM (UdKB7)
---
That's why fat-shaming is bad. They want to be proud.

Posted by: Axeman at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (u3Zau)

196 Oh damn! There was a brief appearance of Mark Matis, our retard anti-Semite from Cocoa, FL!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (wYseH)

197 >>I'm one of those total assholes who prefers plain cake donuts.


Cinnamon Sugar.

I miss Cider Mill Donuts.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (iHsPU)

198 Hello.

I like Krispy Kreme donuts, when I do donuts, which isn't very often.

They are delicious but so bad for you.

Why is it that everything that tastes good is packed with calories?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (8wKjk)

199 176
whooo!!!



Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

---
You okay, cap'n?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)

200 Can it be fat shaming if the victim has no shame. I agree with Ace.... he's pudgy but not all that fat. Is Asshole Shaming a thing? What would you send him to shame him for being such an asshole?

Posted by: RustyG at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (8AvCG)

201 ...I don't like donuts :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (39g3+)

202 I heard , for family reasons, Avenotti officially removed his name from consideration for the Supreme Court .

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (gQmKR)

203 >>>188 Ace, since you are trolling the comments, did you know that Brie Larson, Queen of the Assless Scolds, directed a movie in 2017 called "Unicorn Store", which was as terrible as it sounds?

Trailer on FirstShowing dot net here:

http://tinyurl.com/I-have-no-ass

...

that sounds as fun as Brian Stelter's rigid sigmoidoscopy video footage.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

204
Tater and Poppin' Fresh* - ever seen 'em together?

Didn't think so!

* Hot Gases' Ed Morrisey, for those not in the know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (pNxlR)

205 Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (iHsPU)

A fresh plain donut is a joy to eat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (wYseH)

206 The truth hurts, don't it brianne?

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (qBNEP)

207 >>> I agree with Ace.... he's pudgy but not all that fat.

Then you have completely misread me. He's FAT, man. He's obese.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

208 Maybe 70 or 80 thousand knock off Ding-Dongs would assuage his pain.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (RuIsu)

209 Whatever his BMI, no human should be that... soft. He looks like he would bruise if you threw marshmallows at him.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

210 200 Can it be fat shaming if the victim has no shame. I agree with Ace.... he's pudgy but not all that fat. Is Asshole Shaming a thing? What would you send him to shame him for being such an asshole?
Posted by: RustyG at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (8AvCG


Donuts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (pUDQf)

211 192 ace

i got banned for 'mongoloid" even though I didn't call anybody that. I was doing that joke about "The Expert" seeing all conservatives as cousin-humping mongoloids.

They didn't care that this was not directed at anybody.


Yes, the ban says "You may not promote violence against, threaten, or harass" but what it really means is that you used one of the 19,768 Secret Words Forbidden to Conservatives.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (2yngH)

212 I don't eat donuts. Honestly. I don't care for them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (JgA4k)

213
202 I heard , for family reasons, Avenotti officially removed his name from consideration for the Supreme Court .


A real shame, and just when he was getting sooooooo close!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (pNxlR)

214 Cider donuts from a farm stand FTW!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

215 My sister used to touch every donut in the box so I wouldn't eat any. Bitch.

Posted by: Benny Sharpy at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

216 184
WHOOP, WHOOP~!



@TomFitton 2h



BREAKING: After Obama WH official Ben Rhodes seems to defy court
order to answer written questions, federal court judge authorizes
@JudicialWatch to question/depose him in person on Benghazi and Hillary
Clinton emails.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 07:25 PM (Hk+Y0)

True. But read the rest of the tweet. DOJ/State Department object.
Excuse me?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (D3cJf)

217 How many dicks did the pasty, little, bald, fat guy have to suck to get that job?

He's definitely an overachiever.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (LuPts)

218 What would you send him to shame him for being such an asshole?

Posted by: RustyG at March 25, 2019 07:27 PM (8AvCG)

This: https://tinyurl.com/y226cb2e

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (wYseH)

219 Then you have completely misread me. He's FAT, man. He's obese.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)


He's teh Crisco Kid.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (0QYMt)

220 don't like donuts :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25,

------

Me either. Except when some of Jack's sweet, sweet chiba gets in a muthphukka... then it's on like Donkey Kong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (dHOEq)

221 Again-- Tater is only in his mid-30s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

222 I don't eat donuts. Honestly. I don't care for them.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (JgA4k)


Can I have yours?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)

223 Stelter thingy is a parody? Oh ok.

Posted by: Most guys at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (Uuquo)

224 A real shame, and just when he was getting sooooooo close!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (pNxlR)

---
He's still running for president, though, right?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (cfSRQ)

225 222 I don't eat donuts. Honestly. I don't care for them.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (JgA4k)

Can I have yours?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)

They're yours.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (JgA4k)

226 I like the way Tucker pronounces Don Lay mon'

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2019 07:10 PM (K22Va)
.........

Please. It's Don Lee-MOAN.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

227 Whatever his BMI, no human should be that... soft. He looks like he would bruise if you threw marshmallows at him.

Yeah he looks like a perfect example of the first people to die in the burning times. He's the kind that gets turned into a drover slave and dies, getting eaten by the starving feral children

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (39g3+)

228 Ace is here and yall are talking about donuts? That's cold.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

229
whooo!!!

Posted by: ace


I know this! But I can't remember exactly what from.

A dead fat person was still going "whooooo!" but that's all I remember.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (uoqdk)

230 ����

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

231
Then you have completely misread me. He's FAT, man. He's obese.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)


Send him a flensing knife - "Hey, Tater, how does this appeal to you?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (pNxlR)

232 I think it remains to be seen (well, let's say determined) if Stelter even has an anus. Maybe he's like a paramecium, and just hives off pods of waste products, or even stores them internally.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

233 How many dicks did the pasty, little, bald, fat guy have to suck to get that job?

He's definitely an overachiever.
Posted by: Fritz

----

Check all the dicks at the network for pink lipstick. Then you'll have the answer.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (gpZas)

234 Pastries are too sweet to me, I've never been a big fan of sweets.

Except those damned iced circus cookies, I could eat a whole bag of those bastards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (39g3+)

235 But read the rest of the tweet. DOJ/State Department object.
Excuse me?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (D3cJf)

I expect that the objection relates to executive privilege. DOJ and State are going to protect that no matter who is in the White House.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (0QYMt)

236 Cider donuts from a farm stand FTW!


I don't really do donuts except when the Cabelas has a donut truck out front where they fry their own donuts and sometimes you're just innocently walking into the story and the smell of apple cinnamon grease assaults you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

237 i got banned for 'mongoloid" even though I didn't call anybody that. I was doing that joke about "The Expert" seeing all conservatives as cousin-humping mongoloids.

They didn't care that this was not directed at anybody.
Posted by: ace


What cons have to do from now on is to make up insults - pure, nonsense, made-up words to insult the blueticks and butthurt lefties.

The Report brigade will be incensed, baffled, and stymied by the fact that it can't be construed as offensive.

"Only a scufflewurper would think that, Tapper."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (Hk+Y0)

238 Wait until the famine comes and then see who's laughing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:32 PM (JgA4k)

239 >>A fresh plain donut is a joy to eat.


Anything that you can pour a pot of coffee on top of is aces in my book.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:32 PM (iHsPU)

240 He's the kind that gets turned into a drover slave and dies, getting eaten by the starving feral children

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Nah, he'll be the one doing an imitation of a pig.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 07:32 PM (T6t7i)

241 He's teh Crisco Kid.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 07:29 PM (0QYMt)

More like Clabber Girl...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 07:32 PM (Ct55T)

242 whooo!!!

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

---
You okay, cap'n?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
...........

I think he either finished the shelves or he has begun slitting throats.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

243 Dear Diary,

The security guard was looking at the back of my neck and said "That reminds me I need to pick up a pack of hot dogs on the way home." It made me feel bad about the way my body looks.

I called Mother and she says I'll hit puberty soon and have a growth spurt to lose my baby fat.

Then Tucker sent me a dozen donuts.

Thank god I can still wear jogging pants behind the desk at work and no one can see on television.

Tater

Posted by: Tater at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (gCzjH)

244 What cons have to do from now on is to make up insults - pure, nonsense, made-up words to insult the blueticks and butthurt lefties.

The Report brigade will be incensed, baffled, and stymied by the fact that it can't be construed as offensive.

"Only a scufflewurper would think that, Tapper."
Posted by: weft cut-loop



#LearnToScufflewurp

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (SAhpk)

245 'Except those damned iced circus cookies, I could eat a whole bag of those bastards.'

Yeah with the big sprinkle of colored sugar embedded in the icing.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

246 Check all the dicks at the network for pink lipstick. Then you'll have the answer.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (gpZas)

If a dick has two rings...I was there first. Seriously you guys.

Posted by: Barry O'Bama at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (ZTJjv)

247 >>I don't really do donuts except when the Cabelas has a donut truck out front where they fry their own donuts and sometimes you're just innocently walking into the story and the smell of apple cinnamon grease assaults you.


Heh.
Cider donuts seem to be such a thing here in New England in the fall. I am happy to join that particular bandwagon.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (W+vEI)

248 Tucker should've put laxatives in the jelly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (4ErVI)

249 Thank god I can still wear jogging pants behind the desk at work and no one can see on television.

Oh, some can. **shudder**

Posted by: CNN makeup people at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

250 The likelihood that Brian's balls never dropped is above average.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (pUDQf)

251
Futurama!


Whoooooooo!

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (uoqdk)

252 If anyone needs to be fasting for 7 days straight, its this fatso.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (a0IVu)

253 Wait until the famine comes and then see who's laughing.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of

----

It will be the man who drives the fattest herd of cucks over a cliff, so that his Clan may feast, and make him their mighty Chieftain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (dHOEq)

254 From Stelter's journal:

"Feb. 9th. Still haven't lost weight. Starting to suspect that a penis pump is not an exercise device."

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (gpZas)

255 Now I want donuts. I can't imagine what it would be like after not eating for eight days. I'd probably draw a donut and eat it.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

256 I just ate a whole bag of M&Ms that said "Share Size," and I didn't.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 07:35 PM (NtglE)

257 Yeah with the big sprinkle of colored sugar embedded in the icing.

I don't know what it is about those things but they hit me in all the right places. Or wrong ones. I just avoid them entirely.

These days any sweetener is terrible for me, even the non-sugar stuff like Sucralose and Aspertame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:35 PM (39g3+)

258 254
From Stelter's journal:



"Feb. 9th. Still haven't lost weight. Starting to suspect that a penis pump is not an exercise device."

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (gpZas)

Oh my.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 25, 2019 07:35 PM (ZTJjv)

259 Brian Stelter's head looks like a rugby ball made of pudding

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

260 goodness, is that his real voice?

and I saws what you boys did back on the other thread. glad you were so very helpful. Who else could we count on but eachother.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (r/xAU)

261 "Feb. 9th. Still haven't lost weight. Starting to suspect that a penis pump is not an exercise device."



Posted by: RKae


Not if it's an eyedropper, no.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

262 or maybe I just Saw*

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (r/xAU)

263 259 Brian Stelter's head looks like a rugby ball made of pudding
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (JgA4k)

264 "Only a scufflewurper would think that, Tapper."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 07:31 PM (Hk+Y0)

I like this idea. We can have a secret Media Matters meeting where the official code book is kept.

Nurf-Herdler = Likes the ball gag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (pUDQf)

265 Heh!

Former CIA Director John Brennan said Monday morning that he was relieved by the Attorney Generate summary of the Mueller report, admitting the findings presented less than he anticipated in terms of criminal activity.

Story at WZ. Fuck that guy in particular. Seditious bastard ought to swing from a lamp pole.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (Egjjp)

266 Tucker should've put laxatives in the jelly.


Oh, that was the best Mean Girls thing I ever did in junior high.

I brought in some chocolate Ex-Lax, it looks like candy, and pretended to eat a piece and hide it. So one of the kids at the lunch table said "hey you have chocolate can I have some" and I gave him a piece.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:37 PM (fuK7c)

267 'Except those damned iced circus cookies, I could eat a whole bag of those bastards.'

Yeah with the big sprinkle of colored sugar embedded in the icing.
Posted by: freaked



Iced oatmeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:37 PM (SAhpk)

268 i used to love carvel soft-serve vanilla with those colored sprinkles.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:37 PM (PbpT7)

269 Brian Stelter's head looks like a rugby ball made of pudding

Sure, but is that British pudding or US?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:37 PM (39g3+)

270 Tucker should've put laxatives in the jelly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (4ErVI)
.........

or candiru, because you know what Stelter is going to do to those poor donuts.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

271 Was Tater the "hapless ovoid", or was that someone else? Because he certainly is a hefty measure of both, but I can't remember if he was Hapless Ovoid Prime.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:37 PM (t+qrx)

272 >>>
Iced oatmeal.

daaaamn, that's a nice call.

Super-underated: Yogurt covered peanuts and pretzels

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

273 The likelihood that Brian's balls never dropped is above average.


My balls are just fine. One of these days I hope to launch an expedition to find them.

Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 25, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)

274 These days any sweetener is terrible for me, even the non-sugar stuff like Sucralose and Aspertame.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Try stevia.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:38 PM (SAhpk)

275


Now why would The Tuck send this guy jelly donuts?

Comparing him to the insane Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket? Maybe!

A commentary on his weight? Possibly!

A comment on his obvious hiding of delectable sweets under his desk that he powers through for comfort when the camera is off at commercial break? Maybe!

Commentary on his utter uselessness and syrupy worthlessness? Might be!

A kind gesture to help a fella out with empty calories? Could be!

Suggestion that he is a menschy puffball to progressives, the sweetness with which he coos and giggles to all his friends? Perhaps!

A comment on Tater's reliance on horrible food to allay the internal feels he has of worthlessness and low self-esteem? Hmm, now that might be it. That would be a dagger, and Bri may not even know it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 25, 2019 07:38 PM (GuVPD)

276 I brought in some chocolate Ex-Lax, it looks like candy

Nowdays you can just do that with sugarless candy. Here have some gummi bears!

By the time you feel that rumble in your colon, its too late

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:38 PM (39g3+)

277 >>> Was Tater the "hapless ovoid",

yeah I think that was him.

There's a lot of them, though. It's like alien clones with the same thyroid condition.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

278 Also super-underrated: Maple Nut Goodies

It's amazing I never broke a tooth growing up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (pUDQf)

279 ha brian.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (r/xAU)

280 Using OM's word of the week:

Tater is a skybal.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (jm1YL)

281 also good: Cracker Jack.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

282 Learn to code, naturally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM


A code again...naturally...

Posted by: Minnfidel OSullivan at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (+/tGa)

283 Brian Stelter's head looks like a rugby ball made of pudding

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)
...........

Wilson!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

284 ice cream with cracker jack would be FIRE

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

285 Try stevia.

They all have the same effect (except Stevia will give you the thunder trots). Sweeteners and caffeine make me weak, tired, slow of thought, ache all over, and irritable. Makes my angina act up really badly too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (39g3+)

286 Wow. Pixy puts in an appearance. Today truly is momentous.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (ju9gW)

287 His shirt collar looks to be about a 23.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (JgA4k)

288 there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

289 There are a couple of people on Twitter that I follow who believe that Beto is on something. One is a former cop. Not heroin or anything like that. Maybe something like Adderall or Ritalin that he gets from a doctor but is abusing.

Interesting idea, no?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (NtglE)

290 258
254

From Stelter's journal:





"Feb. 9th. Still haven't lost weight. Starting to suspect that a penis pump is not an exercise device."

Also, now on day 834 since I've seen my dick. The "tool shed" blocks the view. Sure hope the saying "nothing grows in the shade" isn't true.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (D3cJf)

291
Yeah he looks like a perfect example of the first people to die in the burning times. He's the kind that gets turned into a drover slave and dies, getting eaten by the starving feral children
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (39g3+)


He's the wagyu of people

Posted by: Starving Feral Children at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (1g7ch)

292 there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?
Posted by: ace

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Fiddle Faddle?

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (gpZas)

293 there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM


Fiddle Faddle? Way better!

Posted by: Minnfidel OSullivan at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (+/tGa)

294 I just ate a whole bag of M&Ms that said "Share Size," and I didn't.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 07:35 PM (NtglE)

-----------------------------

That's as bad a labeling job as a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream. On the side it says "serves four".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (ffYR/)

295 Fiddle faddle?!

I think it was Fiddle-Faddle!!

yup they still make it. they sell it on amazon.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

296 Nowdays you can just do that with sugarless candy. Here have some gummi bears!

By the time you feel that rumble in your colon, its too late
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


There is a video going around on Facebook where a kid put horse laxatives in the lunch tea at his school as payback for being bullied.

Kids were shitting EVERYWHERE. Hallway, any available trash can or sink or toilet.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (SAhpk)

297 Geeez, I go load some ammo and take a nap and Ace starts hallucinating and the Horde goes ballistic.
I'll have whatever Jack Straw is or isn't smoking.

Posted by: RI Red at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (oBs3P)

298 288 there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7


I sense a Kaboom story coming...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

299 He's the wagyu of people
Posted by: Starving Feral Children at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (1g7ch)


I bet he's well-marbled.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:41 PM (t+qrx)

300 I loved Fiddle Faddle

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)

301
I know this! But I can't remember exactly what from.

A dead fat person was still going "whooooo!" but that's all I remember.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:30 PM (uoqdk)


I believe it was a Futurama episode where Bender Bending Rodriguez became human, overindulged greatly and expired. His rolls of fat made sighing, "Woooooo!" sounds even after he died.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (pNxlR)

302 >>there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?

Crunch 'n Munch

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (W+vEI)

303 The last time I had Cracker Jacks there was not a single peanut in the package and it was rubbery. I miss the days when you got peanuts and cool prizes, like a telescope or a pistol.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

304 Brennan trying to cover his rear end, now claims he may have gotten bad info

"Well, I don't know if I received bad information but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was. I am relieved that it's been determined there was not a criminal conspiracy with the Russian government over our election. I think that is good news for the country"

http://tinyurl.com/y6rxy7dr

Brennan IS one of the sources, he's one of the whisperers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (39g3+)

305 '' I just ate a whole bag of M&Ms that said "Share Size," and I didn't. ''

Those "share" packs don't get shared very often I'll bet.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (jm1YL)

306
there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)


Crunch N Munch

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM (TAmPV)

307 246
If a dick has two rings...I was there first. Seriously you guys.
Posted by: Barry O'Bama at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (ZTJjv)


The first ring would be purple lipstick.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

308 Crunch n' Munch

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (gCzjH)

309 Does anyone remember the snack mix Doo Dads? It was like pretzels and chex mix kind of stuff.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (+/tGa)

310 Also: Screaming Yellow Zonkers!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

311 here was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~

Poppycock?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (NtglE)

312 Fiddle Faddle and Crunch N Munch is the exact same product. Exact. Same. I think they put it in two different boxes just to fuck with us.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (ju9gW)

313 Fiddle Faddle > Cracker Jack

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (nDe2U)

314 there was this competitor to cracker jack that was even better. Anyone remember what that was? peanuts and popcorn with caramel, maybe a yellow box?

Yeah Crunch n Munch and it was better, way better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (39g3+)

315 Brennan too, is an enemy of the state.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

316 oh shit, what was that "guest post" ace did where the guy declared that he was going to eat Jim Acosta?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

317 'Share' size M n' M's? No way do they get to order me around like that.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (qBNEP)

318 They put toys in the box to put less Cracker Jack in it and keep the stated package weight the same.

Trickery.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (pUDQf)

319 I have donuts every day as a breakfast dessert, but I can eat anything and not gain weight.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (nFwvY)

320 Stelter. Liberal performance artist. That is all.

We shouldn't be so hard on him. What are they going to say? All of the time, money and effort Team CNN put into Trump as Traitor has been proved to be an enormous waste, amounting to nothing but the unavoidable conclusion -- already reached by by everybody by the 800,000 to 1M people that watch the network (.33% of the US Population) -- that CNN is a clown car at best.

Mueller = Nothing. Trump = Nothing. Avenatti = Jail time. Brennan = now naked as the liar he is for the world to see. Clapper = same. Bafoonery of the highest order.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (db5dt)

321 ''That's as bad a labeling job as a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream. On the side it says "serves four".

Serves 2 in a pinch or 1 for 2 days or 1 if you're depressed and crying on mommy's shoulder ain't an option.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (jm1YL)

322 "Well, I don't know if I received bad information but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was. I am relieved that it's been determined there was not a criminal conspiracy with the Russian government over our election. I think that is good news for the country"

http://tinyurl.com/y6rxy7dr

Brennan IS one of the sources, he's one of the whisperers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:42 PM


FUCK you, you were part of the chain of bad info, now YOU'RE the victim? Go fuck yourself you traitorous fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (+/tGa)

323 I'm announcing today my withdrawal from my campaign for the Democratic nomination in order to spend more time with law enforcement officers.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at March 25, 2019 07:44 PM (hjaPQ)

324
294 I just ate a whole bag of M&Ms that said "Share Size," and I didn't.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 07:35 PM (NtglE)


That's just a suggestion ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (pNxlR)

325 >>Brennan IS one of the sources, he's one of the whisperers

Pretty sure he's the guy who was actively working with five eyes to generate foreign sources (e.g., Misfud). He was *feeding* the sources.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (W+vEI)

326 Cracker Jacks are different from those others. When done right they are perfect.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

327 Has anybody ever sent Bill Clinton edible panties sized for Hillary?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (JgA4k)

328 I have donuts every day as a breakfast dessert, but I can eat anything and not gain weight.

Posted by: x

---

It's a trap!

Beware the fatty liver, my son!

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (gpZas)

329 >>>Crunch 'n Munch


oh yeah, that one too. I think I liked Fiddle-Faddle better though. I never really had Crunch and Munch.

Maybe Fiddle-Faddle was cheaper. I had Kaboom Parents.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

330 I think the world started going to hell when Cracker Jack stopped having cool prizes.

There were real 3D things like rings or whizzits or gimcracks, and then all of a sudden it was little flat packages of stickers that you could put on your sister's face.

I think that happened about the same time we stopped going to the Moon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (fuK7c)

331 Michael Avanatti Got Arrested.

MAGA

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (KP5rU)

332 They put toys in the box to put less Cracker Jack in it and keep the stated package weight the same.

Trickery.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


You actually got cracker jack for the food?
I'm so old, I can remember getting a cap gun and pistol belt in a box of cracker jacks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (SAhpk)

333 The healthiest childhood snack was the sack full of colored sugar that came with a sugar stick that you licked and dunked in the sugar.

Pure nutrition.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (gCzjH)

334 The only thing I want to know about CNN is Removal from Airport TVs when?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (db5dt)

335 found it.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376366

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

336 Phenolphthalein... that's the stuff to cause the horrifying diarrhea, like the barbed cock of Satan is ripping out your GI tract.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (dHOEq)

337 Little Doughnut shop only 1/4 mile of the highway
if you stopped by at the right time of day and asked for day olds (sometimes they were still warm) the clerk would sell you a sack full for a dollar.

Yes, there was a tip jar on the counter.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (ePWRo)

338 At least we know he'll never have to scream about his #MeToo victimhood.

Posted by: Ever at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (Brfdf)

339 Has anybody ever sent Bill Clinton edible panties sized for Hillary?
-----
I'm not sure that there's a size called "mainsail".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (IFKOp)

340 MSNBC the Democratics want to subpoena Trump LooooL

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (dKiJG)

341 I think Cracker Jack got sued or threatened, some kid swallowed a plastic toy. Something idiotic and modern like that to take away all fun and joy in a child's life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (39g3+)

342 310
Also: Screaming Yellow Zonkers!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

Yummy!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 25, 2019 07:47 PM (ZTJjv)

343 btw there are Cracker Jack Ice Cream recipes online, including, ALLEGEDLY, a low carb one that doesn't look like it could possibly be low carb

they acknowledge Fiddle-Faddle in that recipe, too.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)

344 The healthiest childhood snack was the sack full of colored sugar that came with a sugar stick that you licked and dunked in the sugar.

Pixy Stix baby!

Better than candy cigarettes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:47 PM (39g3+)

345 Cheerios are donut seeds ya know.

Posted by: AOC at March 25, 2019 07:47 PM (Y274z)

346 Phenolphthalein... that's the stuff to cause the horrifying diarrhea, like the barbed cock of Satan is ripping out your GI tract.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Turns out "Phenolphthalein" was sort of like the noise I was making when the barbed cock of Satan was ripping out my GI tract.

Oh, the irony.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:47 PM (gpZas)

347
318 They put toys in the box to put less Cracker Jack in it and keep the stated package weight the same.


You still find toys in there? Better check the package's "best by" date. There haven't been toys in CJ for years now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:48 PM (pNxlR)

348 So that is what the guy who does Mickey Mouse*s voice looks like? Who knew?

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 07:48 PM (vzk+c)

349 15 WTF is up with that pink lipstick?
______________

It's from our new Metrosexuals line. We call it Petulant Pussy.

Posted by: Max Factor at March 25, 2019 07:48 PM (fqUgw)

350 Cheerios are donut seeds ya know.
Posted by: AOC

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Bullshit.

They're tiny bagels for the tiny Jews that hide inside your TV set and control the programming.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:48 PM (gpZas)

351 322 "Well, I don't know if I received bad information but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was. I am relieved that it's been determined there was not a criminal conspiracy with the Russian government over our election. I think that is good news for the country"
=====

Some of these clowns are going to fold like cheap suits. I'd start with McCabe. Put McCabe to looking at 30+ years to life in prison and then hand him a pad of paper and place to plug his thumb drive into. Clowns, yes, but Washington Insider clowns. Who wants to place bets that most if not all of these players have insurance policies on thumb drives?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 25, 2019 07:48 PM (db5dt)

352 Zotz! Sugary sweet lozenge on the outside, acetic acid on the inside. You hit the middle and zotz!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:48 PM (SAhpk)

353 Fun Dip. Pure sugar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)

354 Crunch-'n-munch?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (wYseH)

355

"ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HAVE JELLY DONUTS PRIVATE PYLE?"

Tucker was doing a Full Metal Jacket homage.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (LL1Be)

356 Bubblegum cigars for the win!

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (vzk+c)

357 They're tiny bagels for the tiny Jews that hide inside your TV set and control the programming.

I better get more, it sucks on my TV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)

358 Used to have the Cracker Jack dog in the box too. Mrs. E and I are down to just one of those left. I lives on the rearview mirror of her Outback.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (qBNEP)

359 Hey everybody.

Seriously, everybody should start sending these media mutts tons of donuts and other junk food.

Stetler doesn't seem the donuts type to me though. I'd send him a ton of those "circus peanuts."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 07:49 PM (miE9U)

360 Anyone remember the little wax bottles filled with colored fluid that was supposed to be kiddie booze and then you would chew the wax bottles like bubble gum until you couldn't.

Real crappy stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (Z+IKu)

361 That's just a suggestion ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (pNxlR)
~~~~~

See, that's what I was thinking too. It's not like it's one of the Ten Commandments or anything, right?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (NtglE)

362 Cracker Jack dog is on the mirror.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (qBNEP)

363 Wax Lips always looked like the worst possible candy, I never had any nor did I care to try.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (39g3+)

364 327 Has anybody ever sent Bill Clinton edible panties sized for Hillary?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (JgA4k)

Carrying it in to him would make you look like Santa with his bag of gifts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (4ErVI)

365 312 Fiddle Faddle and Crunch N Munch is the exact same product. Exact. Same. I think they put it in two different boxes just to fuck with us.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 07:43 PM (ju9gW)


Like Quisp and Quake.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

366 @275

yeah , THIS.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (LL1Be)

367 Did tater ever float the black hole theory when the Asian pacific flight disappeared?

Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (+2xjH)

368 ''Stetler doesn't seem the donuts type to me though. I'd send him a ton of those "circus peanuts."''

Truly the most obnoxious candy ever made. Nasty!

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (jm1YL)

369 Stetler doesn't seem the donuts type to me though. I'd send him a ton of those "circus peanuts."
Posted by: qdpsteve

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When you're mailing those, do you have to include packing materials? And if so, how do you tell the packing material from the candy?

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (gpZas)

370
Sugar-free Haribo gummi bears are the guaranteed make you shit your pants candies.

There are YT videos of folks tickling that dragon's tail.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (pNxlR)

371 Anyone remember the little wax bottles filled with colored fluid that was supposed to be kiddie booze and then you would chew the wax bottles like bubble gum until you couldn't.

Real crappy stuff.
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Yeah, they used to come in other shapes too. Like pistols.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (IFKOp)

372 I liked Whoppers malted milk balls too but that first bite had such an unpleasant feel on your teeth like fingernails on chalkboard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (39g3+)

373 That's not lipstick. It's jelly.

Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (EgshT)

374
When you're mailing those, do you have to include packing materials? And if so, how do you tell the packing material from the candy?
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (gpZas)


It's an intelligence test!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (pNxlR)

375 Has anybody ever sent Bill Clinton edible panties sized for Hillary?

Good Lord man, I'm trying to eat here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (dUJdY)

376 Tuna, yup :-)
RKae, that's the genius of it, make him eat the styrofoam too :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 07:51 PM (miE9U)

377 360 Anyone remember the little wax bottles filled with colored fluid that was supposed to be kiddie booze and then you would chew the wax bottles like bubble gum until you couldn't.

Real crappy stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (Z+IKu)

Yep. And it was REAL WAX. Like chewing a candle with a center like that gum they used to sell with the juice center.

I used to buy candy cigarettes so I could practice for the real thing. Those tasted like chalk.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (4ErVI)

378 he ate the donuts. bet on it.

Posted by: the drill at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (BoLk7)

379 When you're mailing those, do you have to include packing materials? And if so, how do you tell the packing material from the candy?
_________________

Rats will eat the packing material.

They won't eat that "candy."

Posted by: Science guy at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (fqUgw)

380 339 Has anybody ever sent Bill Clinton edible panties sized for Hillary?
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I'm not sure that there's a size called "mainsail".
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I used to ride a motorcycle trail called Big Bertha. at the end were a giant pair of granny panties about 6 feet wide stretched between two trees with a brown stain in the gussett. they make em all right.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (nFwvY)

381 >>>372 I liked Whoppers malted milk balls too but that first bite had such an unpleasant feel on your teeth like fingernails on chalkboard.


loved whoppers.

also, could not see a movie without buying Raisettes and Goobers and switching up which I was going to have next.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

382 I could eat donuts every morning, but think my doctor wouldn't approve.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (BbGew)

383 360 Anyone remember the little wax bottles filled with colored fluid that was supposed to be kiddie booze and then you would chew the wax bottles like bubble gum until you couldn't.

Real crappy stuff.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 07:50 PM (Z+IKu)


I remember that. A couple of milliliters of colored sugar water. Maybe they were for children whose parents were so poor they couldn't afford soda.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

384 A cherry crush and a RC cola.

You pikers get out of my childhood.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (b2Idv)

385 If Ahab is still searching for the Great White Whale, just point him to CNN.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (3sjI6)

386
anyone remember stuffing the u-channel in CELERY with PEANUT BUTTER?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (uoqdk)

387 One thing I loved was malt, like malted ovaltine.

I've looked for some kind of sugar-free extract but can't find one.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)

388 I remember those hairy back. Or how about girls with candy necklaces. In summer the colors would transfer to their necks.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (vzk+c)

389 I liked Whoppers malted milk balls too but that first bite had such an unpleasant feel on your teeth like fingernails on chalkboard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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No, the worst was when you hit the Whopper that didn't have the proper innards. It didn't crunch, it just... I dunno... collapsed.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (gpZas)

390 I BET IT THERE WAS A JELLY DONUT UP THERE, YOU COULD GET OVER THAT OBSTACLE PRIVATE TATER PYLE!


OMFG I LOVE the first part of that movie.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (Egjjp)

391
#LearnToScufflewurp
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:33 PM (SAhpk)
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Banned!

Posted by: Twitter Thought Police at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (u3Zau)

392 Yeah, I used to eat the whole thing, bottle and all.

Posted by: navybrat remembers wax pistols at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

393 377
I used to buy candy cigarettes so I could practice for the real thing. Those tasted like chalk.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (4ErVI)


The bubble gum cigars were really good, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

394 Not sure which is the better candy tobacco product.

Big League Chew was a fine chewing tobacco-style bubble gum.

The bubble gum cigar was kinda Kaboomish in terms of quality, it was flavored like Bazooka Joe.

The candy cigs were good, you had the white sugar stick hard candy type and the bubble gum ones with paper wrapped around them and powder you could blow out.

We also had a bubble gum version of dip as well as beef-jerky dip here in the south.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (gCzjH)

395


nood

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (uoqdk)

396 >> One thing I loved was malt, like malted ovaltine.


I think KitKat have just a hint of malt in them.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (iHsPU)

397 Raisnettes aren't terrible candy but nobody ever ate one of those hoping it was a damned raisin. They looked and hoped it was like a peanut or something inside, then you get raisin and want to punch the person who offered them and the manufacturer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (39g3+)

398 I never had Ovaltine. And the ads said "more Ovalting, Mom, please!"

So I assumed Mom didn't like me enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (fuK7c)

399 Quisp and Quake were totally different

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (BbGew)

400 I know that Jelly Belly, as part of their "Beanboozled" game, makes actual poop-flavored jelly beans.

Would love to send a ton of those to Stetler. He'd probably love 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (miE9U)

401 Speaking of tubby ass losers, after the last few days, has anyone
checked Jonuh Goldbergs garage to see if he's in there with the car
running?



We did, and he is.


And, chances are pretty good he's going to die. Because those Tesla's can catch fire without any warning.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (sLicW)

402 yeah chocolate malts are the top of the fun sweet imho.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)

403 ''One thing I loved was malt, like malted ovaltine''

I have a cup of warm milk with malted Ovaltine almost every night. Very happy you can still buy it at the grocery store.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

404
Oh that's right, Private Tater, DON'T make ANY fucking effort to get
to the top of the fucking ratings. If God would have wanted CNN up
there he would have MIRACLED your ass up there by now, wouldn't He?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (LL1Be)

405 Speaking of tubby ass losers, after the last few days, has anyone checked Jonuh Goldbergs garage to see if he's in there with the car running?

Jonah actually did do this.
He forgot his car is a Tesla. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

406 No, the worst was when you hit the Whopper that didn't have the proper innards. It didn't crunch, it just... I dunno... collapsed.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (gpZas)

----------------------

The worst for me was biting on the ones that were not completely covered in chocolate. The inside got stale and it was like biting a chocolate covered rock.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (ffYR/)

407 clutch beat me to it

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

408 OMFG I LOVE the first part of that movie.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (Egjjp)

Who doesn't? Can anyone else remember the rest of the movie past the point where Joker meets the prostitute and does the kung fu moves? I can't.

The whole movie should've just been Parris Island and it should've ended with Pyle killing Hartman and himself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (4ErVI)

409 Ovaltine is really tasty

Another drink like that, might not be available any longer is Postum. It was one of those coffee substitutes for the war since our boys needed the real thing, but it was actually pretty tasty. Worked like instant coffee, had a nice roasted nutty flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)

410 Put a clown nose on Lyin Tater and give the fat little bastard a raise.

We NEED enemies like Tater.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (/4mJp)

411 No, the worst was when you hit the Whopper that didn't have the proper
innards. It didn't crunch, it just... I dunno... collapsed.



What's up with that? Air got to it? One of the best things about Easter is the Robin's Eggs. I love malted milk. Back in the 60's, Peter Paul (Almond Joy, Mounds) used to make a candy bar that was just milk chocolate, roasted almonds and malted milk chunks. I loved that thing. Except it was uglier than a Babe Ruth. I guess I was the only one that liked it, because I don't think they've made them for 50 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (sLicW)

412 A Day-Old Doughnut

There once was a talker named Tucker
who sent Tater tarts filled with Smuckers
He gobbled them down
and then said with a frown
"Like the tart, this Report made me pucker."

I blame Muldoon.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (Ndje9)

413 Vermont Country Store sells a lot of that candy we boomers loved. I think they even sell Beeman's Clove And Blacjack gums.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM (jm1YL)

414
333 The healthiest childhood snack was the sack full of colored sugar that came with a sugar stick that you licked and dunked in the sugar.

Pure nutrition.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 07:45 PM (gCzjH)


You are referring to "Fun Dip". Pure awfulness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM (pNxlR)

415 >>My balls are just fine. One of these days I hope to launch an expedition to find them.
Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer

If you find those you'll have a good lead on where your penis is hiding out.

Posted by: Aviator at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM (2cuLk)

416 btw, I did find a chocolate malt protein powder on amazon.

Not super low carbs, 3g per serving, but okay as an indulgence.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (PbpT7)

417 336 Phenolphthalein... that's the stuff to cause the horrifying diarrhea, like the barbed cock of Satan is ripping out your GI tract.
---
So somebody put phenolphthalein in the Wendy's Double Baconators on South Parkway last Wednesday?

Huh.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (hjaPQ)

418 ''Another drink like that, might not be available any longer is Postum. ''

Vermont Country Store sells it.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (jm1YL)

419 Phenolphthalein... that's the stuff to cause the horrifying diarrhea, like the barbed cock of Satan is ripping out your GI tract.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 07:46 PM (dHOEq)

The Cock of Satan. That's what I call the strap on I use with Huma. I let Bill watch. *hic.--Cankles, living in her 3rd world country that has no extradition treaty with the US.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (3sjI6)

420 One thing I loved was malt, like malted ovaltine.
I've looked for some kind of sugar-free extract but can't find one.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~

That's kinda like looking for sugar-free sugar. Maltose is a sugar.

Maybe look for an artificial malt flavoring?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (NtglE)

421 Nood - Corey Booker and Katie Couric

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (786Ro)

422 >>>Maybe look for an artificial malt flavoring?


i'll try that

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

423
Saw "Us" today-

Based on this movie, I can absolutely assure you that Jordon Peele's new "Twilight Zone" will be an unqualified tapir ball sucking, Hillary! taint licking progtard disaster.

Basically, "Us" is a communist propaganda film disguised as a horror movie.

I suppose you could make the argument that "Us" (U.S. Geddit?) is about open borders and the whole "Camp of the Saints" scenario enacted thru violent communist revolution. Either/Or.

Inarticulate (they don't speak our language. Geddit?)doppelgangers in RED jumpsuits (Red. Geddit?) are coming from their crummy underground lives to kill those feckless, well-off American bastards all over the country and take their stuff.

The year is 1986 during the time of "Hands Across America".

And once the doppelgangers kill their feckless counterparts, they join together in a "Hands Across America" formation.

If you remember "Hands Across America" was supposed to be in support of the homeless and the have-nots during the terrible Reagan years of good times and prosperity. (Supporting the Have-Nots. Geddit?)

But, wait there's still more propagandizing!

BIG SPOILER OF TWIST AHOY THAT YOU'LL FIGURE OUT ABOUT FIFTEEN OR SO MINUTES INTO THE FILM


Who are these mysterious doppelgangers?

Well, the one doppelgänger who can talk English tells us when asked by her counterpart that -

"We're Americans." (Instantly here from outside American society, yet they are Americans. Geddit?)

And why can this one doppelgänger talk?

Well, because when she was a little girl, her counterpart met her doppelgänger in a funhouse. And the doppelgänger kidnapped her counterpart and dragged her underground then took over her life. And became a normal American! While her normal American counterpart became a nasty violent barely articulate underground CHUD.

So, no worries, the underground CHUDs after murdering all those feckless undeserving Americans will become great normal Americans.
Just by being in America! (Geddit?)

So violent revolution against unworthy Americans is a good thing. Or, at least, neutral.

While the movie generates some real tension, at least until it starts to show it's agenda,
as a whole it's very meh.

And the YUGE info dump at the end is not only eye-lollingly bad but is boring.

And Tim Highdicker or whatever his name is is awful as he tries to inject comedy into his CHUD when it's already been established that the CHUDs are personalityless killers.

See it if you wish. But really it's not very good. Even as communist/progtard propaganda.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (CRRq9)

424 If Tucker can send Tater a box o donuts shouldn't we start a hashtag campaign on Twitter to do the same? Maybe a GoFundMe for donuts for a year.

Posted by: Matt Foley at March 25, 2019 09:13 PM (ooU/6)

425 I LUUUUUV the Brian "Helium Voice" Stelter videos!

Posted by: Baldy at March 25, 2019 09:34 PM (+EDVk)

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